No.730274
>I used to know this kid, always sitting on the side
>Nobody spoke with him, they found him rather odd
No.730279
>>730278
SEGWAYS, MORE LIKE SEG-GAYS
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
No.730280
>>730279
Still better than walking everywhere.
No.730281
>>730280
OH SUUUUUUUUUUUUURE, AND I BETCHA YOU THINK I GOT THIS DICK SO'S I CAN FUCK BITCHES TOO, HUH?
NNNNNNNNNNNNOT TRUE!
No.730282
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>>730281
>
Too much information, pal.
No.730283
>>730282
I'LL FUCKING DO IT MAN, I SWEAR
No.730284
>>730283
I ain't gonna stop you.
No.730286
>>730285
...Why do I come here again?
No.730288
>>730270
Maybe I should say hi to that one too, see if she's any good. Nothing's impossible, little treasure box.
>headpat
But we gotta find out where they put my Lizzie.
No.730290
>>730289
>my bones
>they've been rattled
No.730291
>>730288
>!
Oh! Henry VII Chapel!
That's in England, I think. I got really bored one time waiting for Waver so I went to library.
>itches his head
They need some more books in there.
No.730292
>>730290
Hey
Hey BUDDY
Wanna know a seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeecret?
No.730293
>>730292
...I'm listening.
No.730294
>>730291
That old stuffy place? Well that makes sense.
>library
>books
>squint
Nerd.
No.730297
>>730294
Bah, what should I expect from a salty sea dog.
You don't deserve to wear those glasses!
>
Hey, hey, don't they have the real version of your ship in England too? Did you know the guy on the rum bottle?
No.730298
>>730296
THERE'S ONLY ONE THING TO DO, FUCKBOY.
WE GOTTA HUNT ALL THE ANIME IN THIS PLACE OUTTA HERE
No.730299
>>730298
What does that have to do with anything?
No.730300
>>730299
LOOK AT ME, MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE.
LOOK AT MY SQUINTY, SQUINTY EYES
IT'S ALREADY GOTTEN TO ME, MY BONEBRO
No.730301
>>730297
We're stealing it. Having the Hind locked up in a cage is an insult. And by stealing it I mean we're blowing it sky high. It's what she would have wanted.
No.730302
>>730300
You sure that ain't just genetics?
No.730303
>>730301
She?
Oh yeah, boats are girls.
Then let's keelhaul it! All those landlubbers beware, Queen Anne isn't the only one out for revenge...or uh, something!
No.730304
>>730302
YEAH
YEAH YA LIKE
YA THINK THAT MAKES YA SPEEEEEEEEEEEECIAL
LITTLE RACIST ASS MOTHERFUCKER WE GOT HERE, CHING CHONG NIP NONG
No.730305
File: 1453362493083.jpg (105.67 KB, 466x720, 233:360, Somebody get this hothead ….jpg)
>>730304
Don't blame me, you're the one who brought it up.
No.730306
>>730303
That's not what keelhauling is, landlubber. Why would I even need another one when I've got the original?
>gestures to the parked ship
Fakes are cheap. But we can always improve its value.
No.730307
>>730305
YEAH FRY ME UP A LITTLE OF THAT TOFU, A LITTLE OF THAT INSTANT RAMEN, BOY.
BOY BOY BOY, YA LIKE BEING CALLED BOY, SKELENIGGA
YOUR GRANDSKELLIES WORKED THE FIELDS YA KNOW
No.730308
>>730307
...You're a special kind of stupid, ya know that?
No.730309
>>730306
Careening? Eh, whatever.
>blink
Was that always there...
>shrug
You're starting to sound like Goldie, big sis. You like having more, so what's wrong with having more ships?
No.730310
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>>730308
I'M MISSING SO MANY CHROMOSOMES
No.730311
>>730310
That'd explain a helluva lot.
No.730312
File: 1453362888974.gif (697.74 KB, 267x200, 267:200, The second one isn t cring….gif)
>>730311
I THOUGHT YOU PEOPLE WERE SUPPOSED TO LIKE DANCIN
YA LIKE DANCIN, FUNNY MAN
HERE'S A DANCE FOR YA
No.730313
>>730309
We gather treasures to scatter it to the wind! Never forget that! The Hind was a great ship, she served me well, so even if this one is a fake, I will celebrate my greatest treasure! Come! We've got ships to sink and graves to visit.
No.730314
>>730312
...Well, I think it's about time to hit the old dusty trail.
>Ghost Rider, roll out
>VROOOOOM
No.730315
>>730313
>hup
Wahaha! Even a ship can live on in your heart!
I don't really care about treasure, so let's send it off until we find more!
No.730316
>>730314
I SEE YOU IN MY HOOD AGAIN, I'M DEAD
No.730317
File: 1453363641594.png (292.61 KB, 547x731, 547:731, 6b219de66ee2daae9e5dbdd49e….png)
>sitting next to a pile of laundry using a lint roller
>rassumfrassum
No.730318
>>730317
...Do I wanna ask?
No.730319
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>>730318
Have you seen that goddamn fox around here?
>lifts up one of his pants
>it's absolutely covered in animal fur and hair
All my fucking clothes are covered in this shit.
No.730320
>>730319
>shakes his head
I don't do that great of a job keeping track of the people in here.
>looking at his clothes
Was this supposed to be like, a prank or something?
No.730321
>>730320
I think this was something closer to revenge.
>looking around
>no one in eyeshot
>whispering
Went on a nice little panty raid and managed to end up with one of her little numbers.
>grinning
Pretty worth it if you ask me.
No.730323
File: 1453364909609.jpg (147.71 KB, 557x711, 557:711, 366ac3e99d0d3448a0f01bcf53….jpg)
>>730322
Damn right nice. I've got it locked up somewhere safe for now, but I have no idea how she found out about it.
>rolling away with the roller
Her tail's so soft but her fur is so damn scratchy once it's in your clothes, fucking hell.
No.730324
>>730323
>tilts his head
That just doesn't make sense. Then again, neither does anything else around here.
No.730325
>>730324
You know what doesn't make sense? Why the hell the laundry machine won't work at a time like this.
No.730326
File: 1453365353922.jpg (1.49 MB, 2447x3475, 2447:3475, Fate_labyrinth_manaka_smil….jpg)
No.730327
>>730325
Maybe she broke it on purpose just to make things harder for you.
No.730328
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>>730326
>uh
>oh
>oh wait
>oh no?
>>730327
Actually that does make a bit of sense. But still, WHY WON'T ANY OF THIS COME OFF?!
>the shirt he's been rolling all this time doesn't have any less hair
No.730329
OKAY, I'VE FINISHED GETTING OVER FIGHTING THAT CACTUS!
Time to...uh...what was the mission again?
>...
Master Miller? Anybody?
No.730330
>>730328
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh?
>
Apple-bottom jeans, with the fur!
No.730331
>>730326
>?
Hey, kid. You lost or somethin'?
>>730328
...When in doubt, it's probably magic.
>>730329
I feel like I should be questioning the whole "fighting a cactus", thing.
No.730333
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>>730329
Some cactus that must have been.
>>730330
I can't even find that funny right now.
>FUCK YOU FOX
>>730331
This is fucked. What's worse is that she got into my undies too.
No.730334
>>730331
Wouldn't I have to be found to be lost?
Silly, silly man.
>>730333
Oh my, those green letters are awfully Freudian!
Don't be such a sourpuss, mister Lancer~
No.730335
>>730332
Guess I haven't gotten there yet. I'm pretty much confused 24/7.
>>730333
Sheesh. Still think what you did was worth it?
>>730334
Well, unless you can like, turn invisible, I'd say you've been found.
No.730336
>>730333
It...It told me its life story, and then exploded.
I've been in a coma ever since.
You can get comas from too many Skittles, right.
>>730335
That's...unbelievably pathetic.
No.730337
>>730334
When your clothes are itching you from head to toes, you'll understand. You know who I am then?
>>730335
Oh yeah, absolutely. I reckon I could get a nice price for them if I ever decided to go there, too.
>?
Why won't this fucking roller roll anymore?
>>730336
Technically yes. I think. But you end up with diabetes after.
No.730338
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>>730335
Eh? Turn invisible?
Metal Gear...
>>730337
I know all of you. Yes, yes, yes.
You're lucky Cas-Ko is too brainless to take advantage of you~ But you did her a favor, now she can't show off that fat figure of hers!
No.730339
>>730336
Hey, I'll have you know I'm considered the most average out of all the Avengers!
>
...That sounded better in my head.
>>730337
I'm gonna go ahead and chalk that up to more magic.
>>730338
Wait, what? You're jumping onto a totally different subject now.
No.730340
>>730337
Diabetes?
Not with the nanomachines in my blood, buster.
>I have nanomachines right
At least the FOXDIE is gone.
>hands a fresh FOXHOUND brand roller
>>730339
Avengers, public SHIELD ops designed for maximum PR coverage with middling records of success. I've read up on it.
That Red Hulk is something else.
No.730341
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>>730339
Am I? Or are you just confused again?
Silly archer man, it isn't nice to pretend like you know everything.
What if there's a pop quiz!
No.730342
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>>730338
Did her a favour? Oi, what's this about.
>>730339
This is mad fucked. You got any anti magic shit on you?
>>730340
I don't know shit about anything of what you just said.
>!
This roller works a charm!
No.730343
>>730340
Huh. Usually people say the Banner's the impressive one, not Ross.
>>730341
...You're making it sound like I walked into a trap.
>>730342
Probably. I've got an arrow for almost anything.
>starts searching through his quiver
No.730344
>>730342
Yeah, I kind of figured that what with the blue hair.
It's just as well too.
>DRAMATIC SHADING
If you knew, I'd have to do something about it.
Hopefully in a cutscene.
>>730343
It's all misdirection and hearsay. Apparently we're working on a stable mass-produced version of Captain America's serum, but gamma rays would be the next best thing.
No.730345
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>>730342
There you go getting all mad again. There's no need to raise your voice!
Soon you'll be beaten to a pulp for whatever reason, and then you'll be at the bottom again where you know you belong.
That's where I am too. It's...different, being a loser. Almost exciting.
>>730343
Boo!
No.730346
>>730343
I bet she's probably listening in on us.
>>730344
That sounds really lazy and weirdly filtered.
>>730345
Sorry girly, I'm not good at getting beaten up.
>[Bolg]
No.730347
>>730344
So you guys are trying to create super-soldiers and Hulks?
>>730345
>blink
Hate to break it to you, but it'll take more than that to scare me.
>>730346
Wouldn't doubt it. Everybody and their grandma's spying on this place.
No.730348
>kicks down the door
I can't believe the nerve of you people!
No.730349
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>>730346
Just wait until the boss fights.
>>730347
I'm not at liberty to say anything about that. And if I did, Boss would go on about Major Zero's obsession with James Bond again and get mad at me.
>>730348
>WHAM
HUAAAAGHGHHH
>[GAME OVER]
No.730350
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>>730346
Eh? You're lying?
>blinks at Bolg
Your Teacher tried that before too. You're not stupid enough to do something again even if you know the outcome, eh?
>sticks a hand in her still-open wound
>pulls over to her heart
>no heart
I thought we were getting somewhere!
>loli pout
>>730347
>holding what should be her heart in her hand
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh?
No.730351
>>730347
Can't blame 'em. Got real bigwigs showing up real often around here.
>>730348
Neither can I.
>still doing his laundry
>>730349
I'll wait 'til he respawns.
>>730350
>...
So you're definitely the Manaka that caused all that shit before, eh.
No.730352
>>730348
What's got you so upset?
>>730349
...But if you're not supposed to say anything, why'd you tell me you were doing it?
>>730350
>W H A T
>H
>A
>T
Okay, as gross as that is, I'm putting the pieces together now, and they're telling me you're the bad guy in this situation.
>>730351
Personally? I hate it. Makes me feel like I'm under a ton of pressure as soon as I step through the door.
>readying his bow
So, what's the story behind this girl?
No.730353
>>730349
SNAKE?!
SNAAAAAAAAAAKE?!
Why didn't you come to the birthday party I was holding? I even sent you an invitation! At least I think I did...maybe I didn't?
Uhhhh...I don't think he's gonna be okay.
Serves him right!
>>730351
Don't think you're discounted from them either!
I was holding a birthday party and I was sure I invited you too!
Whoever you are.
>>730352
I was holding a birthday party but yet nobody showed up! I even invited everybody!
Even the Avenger that nobody cares about!
>squint
Wait you're that Avenger that nobody cares about! Anybody ever tell your how unremarkable your face is?
No.730354
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>>730351
That language isn't necessary. Hmph!
I know you're a murderer, but you'd stab a little girl just for trying to talk? How rude.
>>730352
Bad guy? Whatever for?
>>730353
>gasp
One Punch Man!
No.730355
>>730352
I can't quite remember this girl, actually. Saber told me something or other but it's slipping my mind. Other than that she's kind of a final boss from a stupid RPG.
>>730353
I got some really cheesey invitation letter one time. Was that you?
>>730354
I'd stab a little girl for being a crazy bitch, yeah.
>dashstab
No.730356
>>730353
Not until now, no.
>scratches his head
Sorry, man. Invitation must've gotten lost in the mail or something.
>>730354
Well, last I checked, the good guys don't pull their own hearts out.
>
...Okay, maybe Deadpool would, but that's it.
>>730355
>smirks
Huh. Didn't realize I ended up inside of a video game.
No.730357
>>730354
Who?
>>730355
What did the letter look like?
>>730356
You should be!
I mean it wasn't my birthday, but that's why I said a birthday.
Somebody had a birthday.
I don't know who, though.
No.730358
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>>730355
>she isn't dying
>why isn't she dying
You're getting blood all over my dress!
...Hmm. If I can't get to her any other way...
>>730356
That's profiling! Racist!
>>730357
The bald man with the successful show
And where is my invitation?
No.730359
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>>730356
It's a weird world you and I are in.
>>730357
Round. A robot gave it to me.
>>730358
This is the part where you die, dammit.
>lifts her off the ground via Bolg
>up and over
>slam
No.730360
>>730357
So you just... invited everybody in case it was someone's birthday?
>shrugs
Alright.
>>730358
>smug grin: activate
Villains are a race? I must have a lot of hate crimes to answer for, then.
>smoke bomb arrow is a go
>Clint's pulling a Houdini
>>730359
>wait where'd he go
>Hawkeye you fuck
No.730361
>>730358
Well it's too late now!
>reaching into his pocket
>a bunch of invitations fall out
Oh. That's where they went. I must've...forgot to send them out.
I uhhh I mean Cubot must've forgotten to send them out.
>>730359
>robot
>round
Must've been!
Looks like somebody was actually doing their job unlike me-- I mean Cubot!
>>730360
I was just looking for an excuse to party.
Any excuse. At all.
SO I COULD CRASH IT!
No.730362
>>730359
>oof
Hang on, hang on, I'm figuring it out!
>counting off on her fingers
Bottom of the barrel like a Lancer...Some way to get back at that cow-tittied bitch...hurt his family...
>!
I got it!
>>730360
>coughcough
That man is a menace!
>>730361
Cubot? That sounds adorable.
Why do you want a party, mister fat man?
No.730363
>>730360
Did he just fucking run off?
>>730361
You're gonna... crash your own birthday party?
>>730362
I don't like where you're going with this.
>materialises two mid air Bolg
>stabstab to her chest
No.730365
>>730362
He's not.
And I wanted a party to crash it!
Nobody would've seen it coming!
>>730363
It wasn't gonna be my birthday party.
Just someone in the world's. They would've been so happy...
Then I would be able to take that joy and stomp on it!
No.730366
>>730361
With no survivors?
>>730362
>hey Manaka
>look up
Nah, see, you're thinking of Spider-Man. I'm Hawkeye. Y'know, the guy who doesn't miss?
>electro-arrow time
>set tasers to fun
>>730363
What kind of Avenger would I be if I ditched people mid-fight?
No.730367
>>730363
>pinned loli: yes
It's all about you, isn't it.
That's not very paragon of you, Lancer.
Do you know all the other heroes of your class?
>>730365
What about a wedding? Or the Catalina Wine Mixer?
>>730366
>thunk
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh?
>brah Gae Bolg doesn't work, why would-
>oh
>oh she's jittering
No.730368
>>730364
Yeah. That's a bear.
>>730365
Wait... Then where the hell was I invited to?
>>730366
I'd say about a pretty average Archer.
>>730367
I don't know how many of us there are. Don't care either.
>Renegade for life
>brainstab
No.730369
>>730364
OH MY GOD A BEAR!
>>730366
Whoa hey, there'd be some survivors.
So they could tell their friends about the people who didn't survive.
Gotta spread publicity.
>>730367
I'm not good enough for a wedding...and I don't know anybody holding one.
And anything where people get drunk usually ends up crashing itself before I have a chance.
>>730368
A birthday party.
At my place.
I was hoping whoever showed up would've had their birthday on the day I invited them.
No.730370
>>730368
>all this noise
>curious bear noises
>ay fam
>u got sum uv dat garbage?
No.730371
>>730367
>TRICK ARROWS, SON
>THEY HURT ANTAGONISTS IN RESPONSE TO PLOT CONVENIENCE
That worked? Huh... neat.
>>730368
Sounds about right. Iron Man didn't get me the "World's Averagest Avenger" mug for nothing.
>>730369
So what you're saying is, you expect at least one of them in the wreckage?
No.730372
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>>730368
Now you're just being mean!
>it's like Enk
>but worse
Can't you guess like a good boy?
>>730369
You should get married!
Then you'd have your own wedding to crash!
>>730371
>AAAAAAAAAAAA
>aftershocks go here
Lewd!
No.730373
>>730369
You could've, you know, crashed an actual party.
>>730370
Don't we have anti bear measures?
>>730371
Hey, you're not the worst right?
>>730372
This is beyond fucked.
>stab
>pins her neck with his own Bolg
I'd say no, definitely not.
No.730374
>>730369
>loud noises
>bear front and center
>do not antagonize the bear
>>730373
>BEAR'S GETTIN' UPSET
No.730375
>>730371
Two would be preferable but one would be fine.
>>730372
Married?! I can't get married!
I'm too young and in my prime to marry a person!
>>730373
I didn't know anybody who was holding a party at the time.
>>730374
>I'm Eggman
>I antagonize who I want
Hahahaha look at that primitive animal!
No.730376
>>730373
Did you know that-
>shluck
>croaking
>haha ow
>>730375
>bloodsoaked giggling
No.730377
>>730372
Don't see how electricity can be lewd. Unless you're into that kind of stuff.
>
Trust me, there's more where those came from.
>>730373
Nope. Worst Avenger's probably Moon Kn-
>Wait, he's probably bugged this place too.
Uh... I mean... Falcon. 'Cause we've already got plenty of guys who can fly, y'know? He isn't bringing anything new to the table.
>>730375
What if people don't bring friends?
No.730378
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>>730374
Uh, don't look at me, you're the one who walked in here.
>>730375
You really should have planned ahead, huh.
>>730376
So you bleed, but you don't die.
>drawing runes around her
And no, I didn't know that.
>>730377
Oh! Oh!
>ahem
Racist.
No.730379
>>730375
>the average grizzly weighs 500 pounds
>or about one half of an Eggman
>:^)
>>730378
>gruff bear noises
>piddles
>shambles off
No.730380
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>>730376
Wow...that's pretty gross.
>steps away
Don't want any on my shoes.
>>730377
They're not their friends.
>>730378
It was a spur of the moment plan.
>>730379
>n-not fat
Yeah shoo! Shoo!
Get outta here!
I hate animals. I should've stuffed that thing in a robot.
No.730381
>>730377
Shooting your glowy things at a little girl! That's lewd!
>>730378
Eeeeeeeeeeeeh? Are we doing henna?
>>730380
Myth busted?
No.730382
>>730379
What the fuck. I'm not cleaning that up.
>>730380
But my invite was hand written.
>>730381
You wish. I'm just cutting you off from the magic flowing around this place.
No.730383
>>730378
>rolls his eyes
Everything's gotta be racist these days, huh.
>>730380
>shrugs
Guess you'll have to call 'em in or something.
>>730381
Nooo it isn't.
>and for my next trick
>the bola arrow
>get tied up, son
No.730384
>>730381
No.
Myth confirmed.
>
>>730382
Hand written?! Who writes by hand these days?!
Keyboards and printers are a thing!
>>730383
No charge for them.
No.730385
>>730382
>mouths "then who's that"
>points right
>>730383
>tying up the person that's already impaled multiple times
>mission accomplished, Hawkguy
>>730384
>thumbs up
No.730387
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>>730383
I've reeeeeally wanted to say that for a long time.
>>730384
Whoever the hell sent me that lame ass invite!
>>730385
What are you-
>>730386
Oh you've gotta be shitting me.
No.730388
>>730384
Why would you want them, anyway?
>>730385
>YEAH
>YEAH I DID A THING
>>730387
...Do I wanna ask why?
No.730389
>>730385
That looks like it hurts.
>some blood leaks onto his shoes
Awwww!
>>730387
Well if you see them, tell them that they can just type a letter up!
>>730388
They were trying to grab the gifts.
Wrapped presents.
No.730391
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>>730387
>grins
>disappears like Cheshire Cat
>smile lingers for a bit
>>730388
>TONIGHT
>YOU
>>730389
>:^)
No.730392
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>>730388
Because everyone else gets to.
>>730389
Isn't it your stupid robot's fault?!
>>730390
>t i t s
>whoamama
Sorry, no can do, boobs.
>>730391
Aw fuck that's cheating.
No.730393
>>730392
Classy.
Don't you have anything better to do.
No.730394
>>730389
Gifts?
>>730391
>YEA- wait what no
...She's gone. Does... does that mean we win?
>>730392
I still don't see the appeal.
No.730395
>>730391
These were expensive!
I think.
I can't really tell since I stole them.
>>730392
I'm not sure...it might be. Are you sure it was my robot?!
>>730394
Yes. I had gifts.
No.730396
>>730393
Could have said the same for your Master. What's the deal.
>>730394
Well I was hoping for a good reaction but you gave me shit all.
>>730395
I don't even know any more. It just beep and booped a lot.
No.730397
File: 1453372024123.jpg (113.6 KB, 799x863, 799:863, 5a690d1ef29f27f528be789ab8….jpg)
>>730396
Wouldn't you like to know.
Comfy looking coat you've got there. I've been Caster before too, but nothing ever fit.
No.730398
>>730395
...Y'know, I feel weird all of a sudden. Like what we've been saying was... forced.
>>730396
'Cause I'm too used to people making fun of me. Ya gotta find someone who'll actually get defensive.
No.730399
>>730396
What did this robot look like?
>>730398
Forced?
I don't see it.
No.730400
>>730397
Well you can't have it. It's mine and it's damn comfy. So do I gotta beat you up to knock sense into your stupid master?
>>730398
Shit, really?
>>730399
It beeped and booped and flew around my house and knocked shit over. I kicked it out as soon as I could, little red bastard.
No.730401
File: 1453372497884.jpg (252.47 KB, 850x1232, 425:616, sample-a29e1b3f41416f0ecfd….jpg)
>>730400
Think you can?
>[R H O N G O M Y N I A D]
>does that spin remind you of anything
I have a bone to pick with a couple of stupid people, that's all. Wanna end up on that list too just say so.
No.730402
>>730399
>shrug
Maybe it's just me, then.
>>730400
Aw c'mon. Ya gotta know somebody who gets upset easily, right?
No.730403
>>730400
Little and red? Might've been Orbot, but he doesn't beep and boop.
He's too posh to beep and boop.
>>730402
Well obviously.
No.730404
File: 1453372719937.jpg (182.37 KB, 850x1304, 425:652, sample-63bd852a3fbd95ceda9….jpg)
>>730401
>TR-8R?
Well it depends who these "stupid people" are.
>>730402
That sounds like a stupid amount of work.
>>730403
Even when I'm kicking his ass?
No.730405
>>730404
>yes
One died on a hill. One died on an island. The rest just get in the way.
Kind of a hassle, stab something, it should stay dead, right?
No.730406
>>730403
So, what, I'm the weird one now?
>>730404
It can be, but trust me, it's totally worth it.
No.730407
>>730404
He might beep and boop when you're doing that.
>>730406
In everything but the face, yes.
You unremarkable man, you.
No.730408
>>730405
Oh yeah, I know exactly how you feel. Now you gonna stop speaking in riddles or...
>>730406
How can I offend you instead.
>>730407
Then you fucking owe me a new bottle of wine.
No.730409
>>730407
Jeez. Ya don't have to rub it in.
>>730408
Where's the fun if I just tell you?
No.730410
>>730408
Unlikely. The pieces usually fit if you actually think about them.
Or you get a hammer and just make them fit.
...Wow that was another riddle. I'll just go contemplate being cold now.
>gone
No.730411
>>730408
I don't owe you anything!
>>730409
Yes I do, I'm a villain.
It's kind of in the job description to rub things in.
No.730412
File: 1453373584055.jpg (128.48 KB, 950x662, 475:331, f6d829fa2ab3f1897066e97148….jpg)
>>730409
Because I'm feeling kinda lazy.
>>730410
Well that was fucking stupid. I don't know anyone who died on an island, and fuck, I died on a hill. I think. It's kind of fuzzy.
>>730411
Your bot fucked my place up!
>godfucking
Whatever. I need to go chase after that chick with the huge tits so I'm out.
>Lancer out
No.730413
>>730411
Oh. Well... your mustache is dumb.
>>730412
Welcome to my world!
No.730414
>>730412
Yeah you get outta here!
>>730413
...how could you?
No.730415
>>730414
Who knows? Maybe I'm the real bad guy here.
>backflips out
No.730416
File: 1453373975824.jpg (265.06 KB, 997x879, 997:879, I AM THE ANGRIEST MAN WHO ….jpg)
>>730415
THIS TOOK ONE HOUR TO GROOM!
ONE HOOOOUUUUU--
Oh he's gone.
No.730417
I get the distinct feeling I missed something terrible.
No.730418
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>>730417
Well you wouldn't be far off.
No.730419
>>730418
What's the damage?
No.730420
>>730419
Multiple holes in the floor, and one revived little girl.
No.730421
>>730420
Nobody cares about...
>...
>
What little girl.
No.730422
File: 1453386619229.png (731.28 KB, 697x770, 697:770, 3fb7cf0ff9a9a756ce2d813bde….png)
>>730421
Your supposedly dead sister.
No.730423
File: 1453386707804.jpg (85.92 KB, 332x562, 166:281, Fumi_Kanno_appears_in_devi….jpg)
>>730422
That's highly implausible, to have revived so soon from Excalibur...
>worried: yes
She's going to be after Arthur.
>oh god Leo
God no...
No.730424
>>730423
"One who died on a hill, one who died on an island, the rest just get in the way." That's what she said.
No.730425
>>730424
Camlann Hill, nobody died on Avalon, so "island" is up in the air. The third's probably me. It has to be.
>because if she touches my son oh my god I will
>...probably die
Par for the course...
No.730426
>>730425
Mom?
>mom worried
>that's new
No.730427
>>730425
The island could be referring to anyone, really.
>glaces at Leo
Should I leave you two alone?
No.730428
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>>730426
If you see a ditzy blonde girl, stay as far away as you can, Leo.
No questions.
>>730427
It's Manaka: she only cares about one thing.
It all relates to Arthur. The last one sounds like anyone though.
>guh
I'd rather not be left alone with my psychotic godlike sister somewhere around.
No.730429
>>730427
>uh
H-Hello...
>>730428
>no questions
>is she gonna ground me if I ask anyways
Okay.
>
I'll keep you safe, mom.
No.730430
>>730428
I can't offer the Tohsaka mansion, for both of our sakes. Didn't you have an arrangement with Lancer?
>>730429
>nods
Archer. Someone who knew your father very well at one point.
No.730431
>>730429
>he's
>so
>cute
Daddy's boy huh. Let's hope you inherited my mind.
I won't repeat myself a third time: stay away from the crazy blonde girl.
>>730430
I figured it was up when Iskander and Arthur handled Manaka the first time.
This is never going to be over, I can't beat her...
>rrrrr
No.730432
>>730430
>oh
>a friend
Leon. You can call me Leo.
>air conditioned wind baps his ponytail in his face
>embarrassed: maybe
>>730431
I can't do what you ask if you're this worried, forgive me.
No.730433
File: 1453388636459.png (1.61 MB, 900x1003, 900:1003, 6ba2d4008eea12ba0e2e3df5f5….png)
>>730431
She has a Servant now, too.
>>730432
It might be a bit rude, but I'd prefer if you would just use Archer for me.
>gets down too eye level to Leo
Don't be a foolish hero. Let heroes do what they do. Men like you need to protect what's dear to them before they regret it forever.
No.730434
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>>730432
If you sneak out...
>guh
Stay close to me then. No charging along like your idiot dad, eh?
>>730433
Again? Dammit.
>concentrated pocky consumption
Do you know their identity?
No.730435
>>730433
I don't know any other name for you. Archer it is.
>
But I can fight, what better way to protect everyone I care about than to bring the enemy down? With friends, anything's possible.
>he's been hanging with Iskander
>>730434
>gleam~
>Charisma: C
Yes!
No.730436
File: 1453388998023.png (351.8 KB, 411x580, 411:580, 8fb10d32d456e3094e7000e60c….png)
>>730434
Her face reminded me of the Saber I once summoned. But her eyes are different. Far too different to be the same person inside. But she revealed her weapon. Trace on.
>[Rhongomyniad]
>>730435
And if the enemy launches a surprise attack from the rear? What you're up against might as well be an army. You would leave your base behind unguarded?
No.730437
>>730435
>too cute aaaaa
Rider's words, huh.
>>730436
>!
How? That's Arthur's spear.
>that Gray girl...?
It's as dangerous as Enkidu in general is.
No.730438
>>730436
Of course, my friends are my base. They'll be with me!
What's there to leave behind?
>this is what happens when you're raised by the King of Knights and the King of Conquerors
Banding together's been the way to victory since people were throwing rocks at each other, eh?
>>730437
Uncle Alex is right, but dad's right too sometimes.
No.730439
>>730437
I'm sure that sister-in-law of yours will be very happy to see it in that case.
>trace off
So perhaps the mysterious Lancer is the Saber I once knew.
>>730438
>too far gone
Then I hope your strategy works. For both your sake and mine, since your opponent will probably threaten the rest of us if you're defeated.
No.730440
>>730438
Banding together... it's a lot of effort. We'd need someone with... Paracelsus. Someone needs to summon von Hoenheim.
>>730439
Another alternate Arturia? She should be satisfied with that.
>...
Theoretically it's impossible to really beat Manaka, she is Akasha.
But stuff like fate is meant to be defied, isn't it.
No.730441
>>730439
>: 3 c
>hand out
Then it's only fair for the rest of you to lend a hand.
I want to protect my family, and all of their friends. But I can't do it alone, right?
>>730440
Another summon?
No.730442
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>>730440
You might want to talk to Lancer if you want to hear the answer you're hoping for.
>>730441
I do not wish to die. I have a very important treasure that I want to protect until we are forced to part.
No.730443
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>>730441
Paracelsus von Hoenheim. He's probably the first person to even get remotely close to the Root.
Saber said he could deflect even Manaka's shadow magic.
>>730442
I'm not looking for agreement. if I wanted to preach to a choir I would.
>
You'll act when the time's right. That's how you Archers roll, huh?
No.730444
>>730442
>blink
>die
>mortality
>guh
I get it. But if you do nothing, you might die anyways, right?
>
My arm's getting a little tired.
>>730443
Okay. But how? Do you have a Master friend...?
No.730445
>>730443
Then I'd tell you to let fate run its course. I tried to fight my own fate, the fate of someone else's. You know how that went. Maybe with enough headstrong fools you could be able to change something.
>gazing off
>looks back
I act when it's in my best interests to. This headlong charge, definitely not.
>>730444
I won't do nothing. I'll act when it's best to. Archers aren't built to charge in with the front line.
No.730446
>>730444
I've still got a few more slots in my jury rigged system. Whether or not it takes bigger toll on me than Jeanne is the question. Casters...
>>730445
I'm not going to take my son on a suicide charge: the Light Brigade we're not. Fair fights are out of the question.
Ambush her Lancer though...
No.730447
>>730445
>bright smile
Dad says archers usually fire the first volley before the charge.
>>730446
Don't hurt yourself, mom...
No.730448
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>>730446
Now you're thinking properly. But I highly doubt someone with the skills of Battle Instinct and her level of luck would be easy to ambush. After all, this is the same person who dodged both Lancer's Gae Bolg and the fake Assassin's Tsubame Gaeshi.
>>730447
I'll consider it if your plan seems viable.
No.730449
>>730447
It won't be too bad. Promise.
>>730448
Dodged is a funny way of saying "got stabbed in the shoulder."
>scratching her chin
Enkidu's too... stupid, to be of any use unless he directly sees things going on.
Maybe you can bait the little green haired clod into it.
No.730450
>>730448
Mom has a plan, Uncle Alex and dad might have one too.
>>730449
Moooooom.
No.730451
>>730449
>eyebrow raise
Gae Bolg is a weapon that changes destiny itself. It's guaranteed to strike the heart.
>whatever
How do you expect me to tell him how and when to fight? That's the Golden One's job.
>>730450
Going into that insane Reality Marble isn't something I would enjoy.
No.730452
>>730450
Relax.
>>730451
Luck is the statistic that defines one's ability to be blessed by and therefore change fate itself.
Turns out you don't have to dodge Gae Bolg, just be fortunate enough to not get instantly killed.
No.730453
>>730452
>oops
He likes you, doesn't he? And I did say bait.
Invite him to dinner or something.
No.730454
>>730451
It's really sandy in there and the British guy swears a lot.
>>730452
>guh
No.730455
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>>730452
Let's hope all your lucks put together will be enough.
>
I'm not inviting him over.
>>730454
That sounds like a terrible time, through and through.
No.730456
>>730454
Plug your ears when Waver's around.
>>730455
Hah. My luck's beyond terrible.
>shakes her head
>tone: depressed
It fits the rest of me: terrible.
>
Then maybe everyone else's collective luck will inspire a change in fate.
That spear, Ron. It's the crystallized manifestation of the planet's will.
Enkidu can become the manifestation of humanity's will: the Counter Force.
He's logically the only one who could equal this Lancer-turia.
No.730457
>>730455
It's hard to yell excitedly with all the blowing sand...
>guh
But all the people in it are really nice.
>>730456
But then how will I fight?
No.730458
>>730456
>Counter Force: S A L T
Oh, can he now.
>even less inclined to interact with Enk
Talk to Gilgamesh. He'll do the best job at convincing the green one.
>>730457
Probably the same as old Rider himself. Perhaps when his collapses, I will take over from there.
No.730459
>>730457
>...
Right. You want to fight.
>guuuuuh
Try to ignore Waver's swearing.
>>730458
I wonder where he's been... usually you can hear him from miles away with that obnoxious laugh.
No.730460
>>730458
I feel... summoned.
Friend, I must away!
>spearmodo
>GOOOOOOOOOO
>RUN AACHA RUN
No.730461
>>730458
>!
Is this the big quest dad wanted me to go on...?
It must be!
>>730459
Can do!
>>730460
>
We should move.
No.730462
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>>730459
Thankfully, a very very long way away from me.
>>730460
>Clairvoyance
Oh no.
>>730461
As much as my curiousity begs me to find out what this major quest is, I must make my leave.
>runs out as fast as he can
No.730463
>>730461
You Pendragons and quests...
>>730462
Wonder what rustled his jimmies.
>distant IMPACT
>wince
No.730464
>>730462
>'NYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM''
No.730465
>>730462
What a nice man.
>
He's right, we-
>aftershocks from Enk
>wobbly feet
Oh...!
>>730463
Dad said I should go on one.
No.730467
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>woken up by the shaking
WHO WHAT HUH
No.730468
>>730466
>
>with Aacha underneath
Faker? Faaaaaaakeeeeeeeeeer?
>shakeshake
Oh no, I broke faker! AAAAAAAHHHHH!
No.730469
>>730465
Don't get lost, dinner's around sundown, don't shoot your dinky sword laser at passersby.
>>730466
>makes the sign of the cross on one of her fat tats
>>730467
You. How was school.
Arthur says he dragged you and Leo along.
No.730470
>>730466
>RIP in peace, bro I just met
Ouch...
>>730467
Did you feel that?
>>730469
Is Archer going to be okay?
No.730471
>>730469
Huh? Yeah it was... yeah.
>>730470
The hell's going on?
No.730472
>>730470
Mmm... I want to say "yes" but that earthquake screams "unconscious."
>>730471
Let's hear it. Leo got detention. Where were you?
No.730473
>>730471
Uh... it's a long story.
Basically mom's sister's trying to put dad in a dress I think.
>
And maybe kill us all.
>>730472
I-it wasn't really... detention. It was just...
...detention.
No.730474
>>730472
Leo got detention? The hell did he do?
>>730473
Oh I knew about all of that already.
>!
You got detention though, nice.
>sneaky low-five
No.730475
>>730473
Getting kidnapped by some other titty monster and stuffed in a room's detention alright.
>
Einzbern Consultation Room though... what kind of academy is that Chaldea place running.
>>730474
Hell if I know. Arthur and I are going to find out.
No.730476
>>730474
>UH
But isn't it a bad thing?
>>730475
That smiley little girl was kinda weird. But nice. But weird.
No.730477
>>730475
Aw man I wanna know.
>>730476
It's all a perspective thing. What'd you do what'd you do?
No.730478
>>730476
>Einzbern Consultation Room
>smiley little-
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Stay. Away. From her.
>>730477
>pfft
So do I. For different reasons-
>
>is she just... wearing a band around her chest
So you're not flat after all.
No.730479
>>730477
I just... stood in a hallway? This tall lady with two spears started asking me questions but her accent was too thick. Then she just carries me off.
>>730478
>UH
Was that...?
No.730480
File: 1453394889419.png (1.58 MB, 1800x1382, 900:691, 26a6169dec10b0ece076ed2418….png)
>>730478
That's pretty insulting to a girl like me you know.
>>730479
You got done in by the Scot? Ouch. I've learned to stay far away from her.
No.730481
>>730479
Yes.
>>730480
You've got a leg up on Manaka at least.
No.730482
>>730480
She was... um... something about my "donk"?
>inherited da booty from Kanno
I don't know what that is.
>>730481
Gkkt...
No.730483
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>>730481
Dude, isn't she like 12?
>>730482
>...
If that's why she didn't get me in shit I'm gonna be pissed.
No.730484
>>730482
Stay out of trouble.
>>730483
Technically she's like two hundred twelve.
You'd think godlike power from the Root would help her grow.
Nope.
No.730485
File: 1453395475474.jpg (130.62 KB, 450x565, 90:113, 9a4b8aa446b4508ca46e19c1d8….jpg)
>>730483
What's a donk?
>>730484
O-okay... but I didn't do anything wrong.
No.730486
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>>730484
Ain't I even older than that?
>>730485
Your ass.
No.730487
>>730485
Stay. Out. Of. Trouble.
>>730486
You're a ghost. And not connected to infinite power.
>
Why are we talking about my son's ass?
No.730488
>>730486
W-what would she want with my butt? I'm a boy!
>>730487
>
No.730489
File: 1453395971584.png (182.29 KB, 500x667, 500:667, tumblr_my7oibckWi1s41wxzo1….png)
>>730487
Little dude got detention for it.
>>730488
Hell if I know. Just be glad you didn't get done by the big brown Lancer guy.
No.730490
>>730488
>>730489
What kind of ass gets a kid detention?
>ogling
...Oh.
No.730491
>>730489
Mr. Romulus is the history teacher.
>>730490
>um
No.730492
>picks up an arrow off the ground
Guess even Hawkeye can do something right every once in a while.
>Yeah. It's what you two have in common.
And?
>Well, you're both over six feet tall.
No, I meant "what's your point?"
>You screw up. A lot.
Maybe I should just give up fighting crime, if you think I'm so bad at it.
>Pffft... You think you have a choice. Isn't that cute. Don't forget, Marc: You're here forever.
No.730493
>>730492
>[muffled noises in the back room]
Whatcha praying for? Don't you know? There's no God here today: just me.
>
Oh.
>opens the door and puts a "The Doctor Is In" sign on it
No.730496
File: 1453397063338.jpg (123.79 KB, 500x667, 500:667, tumblr_n9ah24bi8b1rte5cro1….jpg)
>>730490
Stop staring at my brother's ass like that.
>>730491
Good thing I always sk- GOOD THING I DID TAKE HISTORY HAHA
No.730497
>>730493
Believe me, I wish that was true.
>sighs
...So, what've you been up to?
No.730498
>>730497
>peeks his head out
>the inside of the room is blaring "I'll Make A Man Out Of You" now to drown out the screaming
>mafia_torture.exe in progress
Oi, you got some pliers?
No.730499
File: 1453397220445.jpg (121.87 KB, 486x600, 81:100, 7f94949fda5cda59b9740533af….jpg)
>>730496
Kid got my glutes.
No.730500
>>730496
>winces in anticipation
>no ROMA speech
Phew...
>
Miss Da Vinci's a good art teacher.
And Mis...ter...?
>uh
Mozart is okay too for music.
No.730501
>>730498
>walks off
>comes back with a whole toolbox
Can't get too creative with just pliers alone, y'know.
No.730502
File: 1453397529694.png (450.11 KB, 600x641, 600:641, holy shit Drake actually g….png)
>>730501
Nobody knows that better than me.
No.730503
File: 1453397737194.png (123.54 KB, 500x695, 100:139, tumblr_n398o6J62H1rkya1ko1….png)
>>730499
Stop looking so pleased with yourself.
>>730500
That Shakespeare guy's an annoying teacher though.
No.730504
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>>730502
>grins
I'd recommend putting a screwdriver through one of his kidneys if pulling his teeth out isn't enough.
No.730506
>>730503
He really... delights in making people miserable.
>
Mr. Caligula is a scary gym coach.
No.730507
>>730504
Teeth? Fingernails first.
No.730508
File: 1453398126422.png (239.7 KB, 500x667, 500:667, tumblr_nk8bzzTcGe1rb81vjo1….png)
>>730505
Ah, fuck off you conceited-
>um
woman.
>>730506
You kidding me? It's the best! The guy loves me!
No.730510
>>730508
I'm pretty sure he just really likes to hit things.
No.730511
>>730509
Yeah, you know what we'll go with that.
>>730510
I don't see the problem.
No.730512
>>730507
Huh. Guess I've been doing it wrong.
No.730513
>>730511
So they use Servants as instructors over there.
Clever.
No.730514
>>730511
Of course you don't...
>uh
Oi, big sis. Whatcha wanna do?
No.730515
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>>730512
To each their own, y'know?
No.730516
>>730515
The Disney music's definitely a... different approach.
No.730517
>>730516
It freaks'em out.
Service with a smile, Moonman. Nothing's scarier than a happy executioner.
No.730518
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>>730513
Doesn't mean they're good teachers.
>>730514
You're asking the girl who just woke up.
>stretchyawn
No.730519
>>730518
Hmm. Some ought to be.
No.730520
File: 1453399026838.jpg (104.88 KB, 450x628, 225:314, 47e7eb59b0a4f0d33e421eae1a….jpg)
>>730518
Dad and I have been practicing.
>
I think I get this "Noble Phantasm" thing.
Though I guess it belongs to Bedivere rather than me.
No.730521
>>730517
So you're saying I'd be even scarier if I was nice to people while breaking every bone in their body? 'Cause I can already make people do a decent impression of a deer in headlights.
No.730522
>>730519
Do you have any idea how much Shakespeare talks about himself?
>>730520
My Noble Phantasm's been...
>looking genuinely bothered for a second
It's not a big deal.
No.730523
>>730522
Are you kidding? He's a massive egotist.
No.730524
>>730521
That's exactly what I'm saying.
No.730525
>>730522
>UH
Taken?
>guh
Dad and I understand that I can borrow other holy swords for a little and use'em like they're mine, but I gotta give'em back on the third time.
But what happened to Clarent?
No.730526
>>730524
>shrug
Guess I could give it a shot. But I'm pretty sure if I was any scarier, I could give your average thug a heart attack on the spot.
No.730527
>>730526
That's a bad thing?
>
Eh. Works for me, at least.
No.730528
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>>730523
Yeah exactly. We've read nothing but his shit! English is so fucking boring.
>>730525
>shing
Still here, Leo, don't worry about that. I just...
>focuses her face
>tiny red sparks move down the blade
Can't get it to work as much any more.
No.730529
>>730528
>
What about Rider's friend, Waver. I'm sure he can teach.
No.730530
>>730527
I'd literally be scaring people to death. Isn't the whole point of an interrogation to keep someone alive?
>
I mean, yeah, we'll kill 'em later on, but we still need them to talk before they go.
No.730531
>>730528
What's wrong?
>despair and also despair
No.730532
>>730530
We'll work on it. 'sides, no offense but "kill'em with kindness" might not work for you.
No.730533
File: 1453399995409.jpg (90.27 KB, 500x734, 250:367, tumblr_nha50x03fp1sq4y1co1….jpg)
>>730529
I know enough swears as it is, thanks.
>>730531
Clarent Blood Arthur. I can't use it.
No.730534
>>730533
It's okay. This is all I can do with Excalibur.
>
>>
>fuckin ass dinky laser-
>oh
>depth charges going off
O-okay, that's new...!
No.730535
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>>730533
What, y'want me to?
>blinded by KARIBAHsplosions
Agh, my eyes!
No.730536
>>730532
Good point. 'Sides, I'm already scary. Why fix what isn't broken?
No.730537
>>730534
>rrr
Clarent... Blood... ARTHUR!
>swing
>nothing
>RRRRRRR
CLARENT BLOOD ARTHUR!
>dinky little sparks
>>730535
You alright there? Need sunnies?
No.730538
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>>730535
>AAAAA
I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
>>730537
>???
Do you... not have enough mana?
No.730539
>>730537
>rubbing her eyes
>A v a r o n
Goddamn...
>>730538
Some warning next time.
No.730540
>>730538
Clarent Blood ARTHUR!
>fizzle
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT!
>kicks a table over
>stomps it into splinters
>>730539
>currently raging sorry
No.730541
>>730539
O-okay.
>>730540
>aaaaa
Sis! Stop!
No.730542
>>730540
>...
>Guts status: awakened
Mordred, what happened.
No.730543
>>730540
Jeez... someone needs a prana transfer.
>>730541
Lucky my eyes can heal...
No.730545
>>730544
So how long have you been interrogating this scumbag for, anyway?
No.730547
>>730541
>currently annihilating various furniture around her fists
>when did she armour up
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF SERVANT HAS NO PHANTASM?
>>730542
>turns sharply
>frustrated pent up
>RAGE
>>730543
Shut up you harlot!
No.730548
>>730547
>frown
One like me.
All I can do is borrow from other people.
Sis... please.
No.730549
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No.730550
>>730547
>
Get over it. That's just how the Master-Servant system was designed.
No.730551
>>730546
As in, 24 hours straight?
>
No.730552
>>730548
You think it's that fucking simple to talk off?
>spits
You don't know shit!
>>730549
>bonked
>helmet on
DO YOU WANT TO FUCKING GO?
>sword: maximum sparks
>>730550
A Servant isn't a Servant without a fucking Noble Phantasm!
No.730553
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>>730552
>Casca flashbacks
Mordred. Grit your teeth.
No.730554
>>730552
>
Sis, I wanna help. Please!
No.730555
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>>730552
>
So fix it. Tantruming's just gonna burn your mana out, stupid.
You know what you gotta do, being a prude isn't in the cards.
Sorry.
No.730556
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>>730553
Touch me and I'll fucking kill you
>>730554
Stop crying. A knight doesn't fucking cry.
>>730555
Oh eat shit.
>megakicks a chair leg at her
GRAH!
>swings Clarent
>lightning explodes a quarter of the Legion
>stomps out, destroying things in her wake
No.730557
>>730556
>WHAM
Gkkt... ow...
No.730558
>>730556
I wonder if Caska's gonna be like this too.
>just kinda tromps after her, entirely ignoring the giant fucking lightning
No.730559
>>730556
I-I'm not-
>
>aw man I'm a lame
Guh... sis...
No.730560
It's almost creepy how this place can go quiet so fast...
No.730561
>>730560
It did just get blown up...
>yanking the chair leg Mordred kicked at Kanno out of her
>extreme impalement yo
No.730563
>>730561
>>730562
>Holy crap. Okay, Clint, deep breaths... don't panic. This is not a good time to panic. There's a kid here. You gotta be a role model for the kids. You're an Avenger.
>visibly shaking
Weneedtogofindadoctor.
No.730564
>>730562
Sorry, mom... I wanted to help her, but what can I do?
I failed you guys.
>>730563
>this is Leo's first time seeing blood
>and it's his mom
>gg Mordred
...
No.730565
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>>730563
>h e l p
>hole in her chest slooowly closing
>pained Kanno noises
>>730564
>look away boy
gkkt...
No.730566
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>>730564
>...I really should have followed through with that whole "arrows that heal people" idea I had.
Now's not the time to be beating yourself up, kid. At least wait until people aren't in trouble.
>>730565
Oh. Well that problem just kinda... solved itself.
>phew
No.730567
>>730565
>never seen Avalon regeneration for real before
Mom!
>>730566
I don't understand, what's wrong with my sis...?
No.730568
>>730566
Yeah, some hero...
>oh god my lungs
>>730567
I'm okay.
No.730570
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>>730567
From where I was sitting, it looked like she was just mad her powers stopped working. I've seen it happen before. She'll calm down... eventually.
>>730568
I'm an archer, not a paramedic, alright?
>fishes around in his pockets
Where did I put the- a-ha, bingo!
>pulls out a tiny little box
>tosses it on the ground and it expands into a first-aid kit
Thank you, Pym particles. Now, let's see if we can speed things up.
>first-aid is a go
>helping status: kind of but not really
>Clint please
>>730569
>don't look at me, man
>I'm just a guy with a bow
No.730571
>>730568
>huggu
Mom...
>>730569
D-dad!
>>730570
>guh
But...
No.730572
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>>730569
>sheesh
Arthur.
>>730570
>and here
>we
>goooo?
That girl's getting a spanking.
>>730571
>fucking sweet child
Jeez... calm down.
No.730573
>>730570
>I'm sorry I just have a horrible case of [ABSOLUTELY LIVID]
Thank you for helping my wife and son.
>Arty no you have to sound like you mean it when you say thank you
>>730571
>CAM
>LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNN
...You did good.
>>730572
I'm angrier than I probably should be, so I don't trust myself to punish her without getting carried away on accident.
>Manaka
>godfucking
>hug
I'll be home...late.
>gone
No.730574
>>730571
But what? You tried your best, didn't ya? Can't always win the first time around.
>>730572
She looked a little too old for that... but that's none of my business. 'Least you having a healing factor makes this a lot easier.
>>730573
>it's cool
>Hawkguy's used to it
Hey, no problem. To be honest, I wasn't all that prepared for something like this. But I still had to try.
No.730575
>>730572
I... I have to make this right.
>>730573
Dad...
>>730574
She hurt my mom!
>guh
No.730576
>>730573
Goddammit...
>>730574
Metaphorically speaking.
>guh
It's a good thing. I'd be dead otherwise.
>>730575
Don't fight your sister, idiot.
No.730577
>>730575
Exactly. She should be the one feeling guilty about it, not you. 'Sides, it's looking like your mom'll be fine.
>>730576
>frowns
Probably so. No way an ambulance's showing up to a swamp.
No.730578
>>730576
Guh. But how else can I fix it? I can't do the magic transfer... it's gross and weird.
>>730577
>still huggin' Kanno
It feels wrong to do nothing.
No.730579
>>730577
What a pain this day became. Literally and metaphorically.
>>730578
She'll have angry, awkward necessary sex with her boyfriend probably.
No.730580
>>730578
>aww
I heard you trying to talk her down. That counts as doing something in my book.
>smiles
What's your name, kid?
>>730579
I feel you.
>
Speaking from experience, families that fight with each other usually don't stop fighting. You're gonna need to find a way to adapt.
No.730581
>>730579
>uh
I, uh...
>>730580
Leo. Leon Pendragon.
No.730582
>>730580
You'd think by now that would've sunken in.
>>730581
What? It's just data. Facts.
No.730583
>>730581
Nice to meet ya, Leo. I'm Clint. Or Hawkeye. Whichever one you like better.
>>730582
Well, to be fair, nobody in my family had magic powers or super-strength. Maybe that makes it more complicated.
No.730584
>>730582
I, uh... didn't need to know that...
>>730583
Clint works.
>uh
Are you an Archer too?
No.730585
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>>730583
Or are ghosts, right.
>>730584
Toughen up, Leo.
No.730586
>>730584
Sorta. I'm not one of those Servant guys, but I can still hit a target from pretty much anywhere.
>>730585
Well, my mom and dad are definitely ghosts now. 'Least they can't hurt anybody anymore.
>Hawkguy's an abuse victim, yo
>woopwoop bad parenting
No.730587
>>730585
U-ulp...
>>730586
I'm... sort of one.
My dad's a Saber.
>ghost child woopwoopwoop
No.730588
>>730586
>sheesh
I'd apologize but the past is the past. Fretting over something that's already happened won't help in the present.
No.730589
>>730587
Neat. Does that mean you've got powers like he does?
>>730588
Don't worry about it, I got over losing my folks a long time ago. It's just part of what lead me to where I am now.
No.730590
>>730589
Um...
>unsheathes Excalibur
>tfw not ghost
>tfw can't keep it in a pocket dimension
My sword shoots a... kinda lame beam.
But then the beam explodes all cool-like.
I think I can do it again if you wanna see.
No.730591
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No.730592
>>730590
Hey, I'm all for showing off. Go for it.
>>730591
Hard to miss people who didn't treat you that well in the first place.
>chuckles
'Least I can say I actually did run away and join the circus when I was a kid.
No.730593
>>730592
>holding Karibah over his head
>cue neat golden light generating only at the tip
>tfw Punished Excalibur only has 10% its OG power
Ex... CALIBUR!
>byooooooo
>and then
>depth charges of light 'splodan
No.730594
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>>730592
>covering her eyes from Leo's 'splosionbeam
Abuse, huh...
No.730595
>>730593
>
Whoa.
>>730594
My dad liked three things: Drinking, yelling, and decking me in the face. I just added fuel to the fire 'cause I thought I could take 'im.
>shrugs
You just gotta make life work out, even with stuff like that in your way.
No.730596
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>>730595
Haha... I think it's getting easier.
>plops down
Still really draining...
No.730597
>>730595
My father was butchered by my older sister when I was six. He wasn't much of a good person anyways, but... she tried to kill me too.
Saber, Leo's dad, saved me back then.
No.730598
>>730596
Hey, it took me a while before I could keep shooting arrows without my arms getting tired. Sooner or later, you'll be able to pull that move off with no problems.
>>730597
And now you guys are parents. Funny how life works.
No.730599
>>730598
King Arthur Pendragon, a father in the modern era. Who knew?
No.730600
>>730598
I'll give it my all. Gotta make dad proud. And sis, too.
No.730601
>>730599
>nods
I've seen a lot of crazy stuff, but King Arthur as a dad's definitely new.
>>730600
That's the spirit. Who knows, you might even wind up being Avengers material.
No.730602
>>730601
Hell, even I'm not supposed to be around. Dad embedded me with an artifact of immortality that only works when there's a contract with Arthur.
Even after everything, he kept me safe for two hundred years...
No.730604
>>730602
>low whistle
Two hundred years? That's some next-level dedication.
>>730603
It's the name of the team I'm a part of. Sometimes we're called "Earth's mightiest heroes." The world's always gonna need people that'll keep it safe, y'know?
No.730605
>why do humans spend so much of their money on clothes this uncomfortable
>they don't make sense to me
No.730606
>>730604
>!
I'd like to help... when I'm older. And better at controlling my Noble Phantasm.
No.730608
>>730605
>floating directly above squaremom
Hey, you changed outfits!
No.730609
>>730605
>
>>730606
Then just keep practicing. You'll be a hero in no time.
>Hawkguy believes in you
>>730607
...Y'know, now that I think about it, a whole lotta things can be chalked up to fate.
No.730610
>>730609
Isn't that amusing. I personally dislike it, something illogical and intangible like fate with no explanation... but...
>
No.730611
>>730609
Right.
>gripping Excalibur
No.730612
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>>730608
Steven said I should try fitting in.
>...
It wasn't easy, these pants are tiny.
>tiny smile
>hue
>>730609
>there is no sense in this world just pain
>and small pants
No.730613
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>>730612
Sounds like a plan!
Is he okay? I heard there was a blackout over at Beach City.
No.730614
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>>730610
>nod
Sometimes going after an explanation isn't worth it. Ignorance is bliss and all that.
>>730611
You're putting yourself under a lot of pressure setting so many goals at once. ...But I guess that's what people expect heroes to do.
>>730612
>why do pants have to be so complicated?
No.730615
>chopping up vegetables in the mess hall
>with his hand
>shapeshifting is neat
Haha, this is fun! I'll just cook up an apology meal for Faker! I don't know why he's so upset with me...
No.730616
>>730614
I have a real legend of a dad and sister to live up to.
>Ascalon at his side
I wonder if I can dual-wield...
No.730617
>>730614
Bliss isn't worth it if it obscures facts.
No.730618
>>730613
He's fine. Everyone's fine. We're just breaking in the new recruit.
>>730614
>I am 1000 years old and what is a zipper
No.730619
File: 1453414612274.png (444.38 KB, 523x607, 523:607, tumblr_nj2rg1fG7x1sc0sygo1….png)
>>730618
New recruit?
>lowering self onto squareshoulder: left side
You guys made a new friend?
No.730620
>>730616
Won't know until you try, right?
>>730617
Maybe. But there's some stuff out there that we're just better off not knowing about, yeah?
>>730618
>the second-most evil thing ever invented
>the first being alarm clocks
No.730621
>>730620
But is there really? As a woman of science I have to know things.
No.730622
>>730620
You're right. But I should try after I master one sword.
No.730623
>>730618
>new person
>new person
>eeeeeeee
Hello!
No.730624
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>>730621
Yeah, but there's always the chance you might find out some life-ruining stuff. I'd rather just be in the dark.
>>730622
>thumbs up
Long as you get better. That's all that matters.
No.730625
>>730624
It's a necessary risk.
No.730626
>>730624
I'll get to dad's level, I swear.
No.730627
>>730619
>comfort zone attained
Yes. Peridot. She used to work for the enemy, but she's really changed. I'm proud of her.
>>730620
>not used to those
>most Gems don't sleep
Hello there.
No.730628
File: 1453415423146.jpg (206.98 KB, 1000x665, 200:133, Don't talk to me until I'v….jpg)
>>730625
Necessary for what?
>>730626
Sure you will. You just need time, s'all.
>>730627
>neither do I
>all hail coffee
Hey, how's it going?
No.730629
File: 1453415470876.jpg (87.21 KB, 500x653, 500:653, tumblr_n1hy0een7R1s9i6nao1….jpg)
>>730627
Awesome! You guys could use more friends, it's great!
Whatcha doin' now?
No.730630
>>730628
Necessary for people like me. You're different; complacent.
I can't enjoy life like that.
No.730631
>>730627
>overexcited Enkidu noises
>which include plants growing out of his hair
I've never seen a nonhuman like you before!
No.730632
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>>730628
>touche
The swamp is making my hair frizzy.
>beware the afro
>it's growing
I'm Garnet.
>>730629
Steven made friends here. I thought I'd try. Amethyst and Pearl can be...smothering.
No.730633
>>730628
Yeah. I'm gonna go practice now. Bye, Clint!
>he didn't really leave
>at all
>just practicing
No.730634
>>730632
>you look strong
>I'm going to watch you
>don't call anyone
No.730635
>>730632
You'll do fine. Steven made tons of friends! I'm sure you can do it, 100% sure!
No.730636
>>730630
Fair enough. All the science-y stuff's not for me, anyway.
>>730632
My name's Clint. Nice to meet you.
>>730633
>oh
>well then
No.730637
File: 1453416315247.png (165.76 KB, 500x684, 125:171, tumblr_nnfckaiiRs1sjp4xbo1….png)
>>730634
>that's a bit creepy
>but I know it's hard not to 'mire
>>730635
Well then, I've made my first.
>tiny boys, her only weakness
>~
No.730638
>>730636
To each their own.
No.730639
>>730637
>I won't tell anyone you're two people if you don't tell anyone I'm here
No.730640
File: 1453416398623.jpg (107.11 KB, 850x616, 425:308, sample-71475bbd8d82a0654a7….jpg)
>>730637
Sure, I'm everyone's friend if they'll let me be.
>gleam~
No.730641
>>730638
Mm-hmm.
>
Hey, uh... sorry I wasn't that helpful when you were hurt earlier.
No.730642
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>>730641
What could you do, you're a marksman, not a doctor.
Even then, I was impaled through the left lung by a chair leg going a thousand feet per second.
No.730643
File: 1453417249024.jpg (93.22 KB, 736x990, 368:495, tumblr_nw6spgCaHj1r7muppo1….jpg)
>>730636
I don't like the science things either. Fists are faster.
>>730639
>...deal
>>730640
"Everyone" is a long list, Ness.
>...
You and Steven are very similar.
>pats his head
No.730644
>>730643
>good now if you'll excuse me
No.730646
>>730642
Yeah, I know. But maybe there was something else I could've done.
>>730643
True, but getting close enough to punch somebody when they're stronger than I am isn't a good idea. That's why I carry a bow.
No.730647
>>730646
Don't beat yourself up, there was barely anything I could've done.
Avalon did all the work.
...I've only ever seen Arthur that angry once before.
No.730648
>>730647
Yeah? When was that?
No.730649
>>730648
When he stabbed my sister through the heart for being a little monster.
No.730650
>>730649
...Hopefully I'll never be the one who makes him angry.
No.730651
File: 1453418718846.png (175.76 KB, 247x308, 247:308, tumblr_static_22803286_p3-….png)
>>730650
I doubt that'd ever happen. Don't worry too much.
No.730652
File: 1453419020937.png (894.68 KB, 1131x499, 1131:499, Hawkeye makes an excellent….png)
>>730651
Question is, how much worrying qualifies as "too much?"
No.730653
>>730652
Don't lose sleep over it.
>
Or do. Might be funny.
No.730654
>>730653
>chuckles
Yeah, yeah. I'm the one everyone likes to laugh at, after all.
>loud buzzing noises
>
...Looks like that's my cue to leave. Try and stay safe, alright?
>annnd he's off
No.730655
File: 1453419421995.png (402.3 KB, 582x692, 291:346, kanno_fumi_render_by_cyan0….png)
>>730654
I need to get home anyways.
Sab-oh he left... damn.
No.730657
>dozed off
>where did everyone go
No.730658
File: 1453422177522.png (421.83 KB, 708x918, 118:153, tumblr_o1alha58F91sy7e7fo1….png)
>>730657
>
>furniture floating a few inches off the ground
>sleep-TK
No.730659
File: 1453422431524.jpg (272.57 KB, 1024x1462, 512:731, carnage_by_soul_drawer-d39….jpg)
>>730657
oh great you're here
No.730660
File: 1453422521003.gif (984.34 KB, 500x281, 500:281, tumblr_nll0zppx4y1tzdic4o2….gif)
>>730658
>...cute
>pushes the floating chair with a finger
S'quiet.
>>730659
Cletus.
>...
Your daughter's getting better at golf
No.730661
File: 1453422599205.jpg (231.07 KB, 1280x706, 640:353, tumblr_nyxz5qrxtd1tl6os1o1….jpg)
>>730660
>peeks an eye open
It got real empty...
>yawnstretch
What's up, Garnet?
No.730662
File: 1453422761786.jpg (75.77 KB, 639x350, 639:350, Cletus_Kasady_(Earth-19411….jpg)
>>730660
and dividing her nucleus despite what I tell her!
No.730663
>>730661
I talked to a bowman. He's funny.
>snickers
Is it bedtime already?
>>730662
>whot
...I'll have a word with her about asexual reproduction.
No.730664
>>730663
good! know how much of a pain in the ass it would be for me to take care of more hers!
No.730665
>>730663
It was naptime.
>psi-wristwatch
Time to get up, too!
No.730666
>>730664
She seems manageable.
>
No.730667
File: 1453423275368.jpg (80.93 KB, 475x524, 475:524, tumblr_n2rw95Oybm1rugrlqo1….jpg)
>>730664
She seems manageable.
>...
Wandering eyes, though.
>>730665
That works, too.
No.730668
>>730667
>fixing his cap
Whatcha wanna do? Adventure?
No.730669
>>730667
>>730666
you'd be surprised what she ends up getting into
No.730670
>>730668
>I like where this is going
I could be persuaded.
>gauntlets on
What is there to smash?
>>730669
But she's so mild-mannered...
No.730671
>>730670
I don't think I smashed every Starman out there.
>psi-projecting one
>they're biiiig
No.730672
>>730670
until she out numbers us all! it'll be worse then Rosy dealing with her tard stars!
No.730673
>>730671
>adjusts her shades
Good. Our work is cut out for us.
>...wait
Whot's a Starman.
>>730672
>oh gemsus not the Lumas
>shudders
Make sure she doesn't split anymore.
No.730674
>>730673
They're like... alien robots from the future.
No.730675
File: 1453424874105.jpg (195.66 KB, 615x727, 615:727, Carnage-marvel-comics-1465….jpg)
>>730673
I'm trying! now she knows she can it's like "hey I want to try it" but see two Reds will bud into four and four into eight and eight into G!.....I should ask Rossy how she does it....and ask her why the Predator is here
No.730676
File: 1453425182574.gif (571.61 KB, 540x304, 135:76, tumblr_nkq0vhfLpn1up7g2so1….gif)
>>730675
It keeps watching me. Maybe it wants to fight.
>>730674
>wry grin
No bars held, then.
No.730677
>>730676
it watches every one
No.730678
>>730676
>>730677
>the fuck!
>stop talking about me!
No.730679
>>730676
>psi-bat
>GIGA
>BAT
>SMAAAAASH!
This is gonna be fun!
No.730680
...
>still sulking
>Leo get over it
No.730681
>fiddling with a Walkman
What the hell...WHO THE FUCK'S BEEN MESSING WITH MY TAPES
No.730682
>>730681
You already know the answer.
No.730683
>>730682
Cocksucker, the hell's this Man Who Sold The World bullshit? Where's my fucking Jitterbug of Death-
>waaaaaaaaaaaaait a minute
...
No.730684
>>730683
>
How odd, I thought I heard someone talking ill about The Man Who Sold The World.
No.730685
>>730684
What the...you gone fuckin' senile too since I kicked your ass last time, goddamn geezer?
No.730686
>>730685
Because that would be stupid and wrong.
No.730688
>>730687
And a nice young woman like you wouldn't be that stupid and wrong, right? Right?
No.730689
>holding an ice pack firmly attached to his head
No.730690
File: 1453427448283.jpg (129.98 KB, 547x464, 547:464, 019cdd9010312ca8f614bdeb6d….jpg)
>>730688
>
Yeah ok back the fuck up.
No.730691
>>730689
Dad! What happened?
No.730692
>>730690
>
Ehhhh? You aren't afraid of an old man like me, are you?
No.730693
>>730691
Your sister isn't one to listen to reason when she's like that.
Or at least the next best thing.
>ow
You two are ok, I hope.
No.730694
>>730692
Depends.
>click
Killin' you gonna change your shit taste?
No.730695
File: 1453427709072.jpg (138.26 KB, 850x607, 850:607, sample-9eaa5eb3294bdc7632b….jpg)
>>730693
Mom healed. I'm fine.
>
She's mad she can't use her Noble Phantasm anymore... I think.
No.730697
>>730695
Understandably so.
A Servant's identity is often synonymous with the weapon they used in life, especially so for we of the so-called Three Great Knight classes.
I wonder if she'll appreciate the irony, Clarent was a sword of peace, you know.
No.730698
>>730696
>uh
I didn't say nothin'!
>scuffs her boot
Fuckin' old piece a shit...
No.730699
>>730698
I thought it was just the drafty wind.
>
Kaz, where's my dinner?
No.730700
>>730699
I'm not calling you dad again, Boss.
It was an accident the first time.
No.730701
>>730699
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
No.730702
File: 1453428110902.jpg (160.87 KB, 571x1000, 571:1000, def73f7a642e1d2c087347509e….jpg)
>>730697
Well... not anymore...?
No.730703
>>730700
>
>>730701
You're still here? Must've forgotten your allowance...
>reaching into his overcoat
No.730704
>>730702
>
It's almost a pity you don't take after your mother more.
I'm sorry for letting you see me that angry.
No.730705
File: 1453428350307.jpg (256.8 KB, 1280x1373, 1280:1373, tumblr_nvf6u4JXGX1r2ya48o1….jpg)
>>730703
Boss we can't afford to keep shelling out these fake allowances for strangers. The men are starting to get antsy about payday, and I'm right there with them.
We're not privateers, Boss. And since you turned down my ideas for opening our own mint and for drugging all the money we launder, we're going to have to make some changes.
So we scaled back to 70% lean patties.
No.730706
>>730703
>RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
I DON'T NEED YOUR FUCKIN' MONEY!
>...
>hasn't budged
No.730707
File: 1453428453644.jpg (659.98 KB, 1316x1256, 329:314, Metal.Gear.Solid.full.1103….jpg)
>>730705
>holding a Calorie Mate
Ehhhh?
>>730706
>eating one
...
...
...
>puts the remainder of the pack in her hand
There you go.
No.730708
>>730707
Damn it, Boss, you can't eat Calorie Mate for every meal! It's not 1964 anymore!
We're running out of expenses that are viable, do you hear me? The half of the Legacy we recovered from Cipher is almost gone.
No.730709
File: 1453428689544.gif (1019.37 KB, 500x281, 500:281, tumblr_my5s6gYxw11si2dd5o1….gif)
>>730707
>uh
What in the hell.
>too confused to argue
>up the underboob they go
>stomps out
No.730710
>>730708
We still have Gene's funds stashed away in a microfilm currently embedded under my skin for just such an occasion.
We also make sextuple the amount we spend on the daily from outer ops. Why do you think I send people to fight in my name across the globe?
>commander boss is back
>>730709
That was easy.
No.730711
File: 1453429021754.jpg (166.37 KB, 1017x1019, 1017:1019, tumblr_nv2if6uRkp1u9scj7o2….jpg)
>>730710
>
Sorry, Boss. Just wanted to make sure your head's still in the game. It's been weeks, you know.
But the Legacy almost gone is still a fact, hard to imagine it only took about 100 years.
No.730712
>>730711
It certainly fulfilled its purpose. We've built an empire, you and I.
Now with the shipgirls we're virtually unstoppable.
No.730713
>>730712
>UNLIMITED POWERRRRRRRRRR
>I mean burgers
Have I ever told you what a great idea it was to use them?
No.730714
>>730713
Use... no. I saved them from their perdition. Gave them a home, purpose.
I'm not the same as the States, dangling everyone by strings.
They're my family. We're bound together by bonds of camaraderie, not manipulation.
No.730715
>>730714
...Right.
>this hippie
That's all well and good, Boss, but their tactical advantages can't be overlooked. Maybe we were just lucky.
No.730716
>>730715
>nig I will body you
>reeeeeee being used
>BOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSS
Incredibly. I found that place by chance, on a report that Bucky had fallen there.
No.730717
>>730716
>DOESN'T FEEL GOOD, DOES IT
Well it's no Mother Base, but I gotta say it's easy on the ey-
>oh
The Iron Bottom was a great morale boost, but we're not done yet.
The Middle East has been a powder keg for 40 years, it's time we solved that.
No.730718
>>730717
I sent Snake in a month ago. Let's check in.
>
No.730719
>>730718
OK! TIME TO-
>[Codec calling]
Seriously?
>click
No.730720
>>730718
Ask him if he wants pickles.
And I don't care what anyone says, mayo and Thousand Island dressing belong on burgers just as much as ketchup and mustard do.
No.730721
>>730719
Snake. Try to remember the basics of CQC. Also, what's your status.
>
Kaz wants to know if you want pickles on your burger.
>>730720
Thousand Island... really? Mayo absolutely though.
No.730722
>>730721
W-Well I was kind of in the middle of something.
>distant explosions
Boss, there's a whole bunch of new PMCs here. And a guy told me to watch out for the future!
This isn't foreshadowing, is it.
No.730723
>>730721
The one thing In-N-Out does better than Five Guys. Haven't you been reading my Mess Hall memos?
No.730724
>>730722
Future...?
>>730723
I haven't been on base in weeks.
No.730725
>>730724
Yeah, and-Oh it's already 2016.
>rattarattaratta
Okgonnacallyoubackbyedad.
No.730726
>>730724
THEN WHERE HAVE ALL MY MEMOS BEEN GOING, BOSS. I ORDER THAT STATIONARY SPECIAL.
No.730729
>>730728
Ocelot.
>
Oh. Snake wants pickles.
No.730730
File: 1453431390085.png (803.15 KB, 1100x684, 275:171, tumblr_nw1f7sHeKp1r2ytrvo2….png)
>>730729
Boss, there's something I want to tell you...
No.730732
File: 1453431693909.jpg (323.93 KB, 1280x901, 1280:901, tumblr_nw7emiodDd1sapj62o1….jpg)
>>730731
We don't have pickles. We haven't had pickles for days.
The plantations we usually get them from are running thin. We're looking at a global collapse of the pickle economy.
No.730733
>>730732
>
This had better be some kind of euphemism I'm missing.
No.730734
File: 1453431852883.png (820.67 KB, 1100x684, 275:171, tumblr_nw1f7sHeKp1r2ytrvo1….png)
No.730735
>>730734
Kaz. We're taking them back.
No.730736
File: 1453431981023.jpg (372.38 KB, 808x995, 808:995, tumblr_nvtkgq9R1k1tjrxdxo1….jpg)
No.730737
>>730736
>
Kaz... I'm already a demon.
No.730738
>>730737
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSS STOP KIDDING AROUND
CHICO'S HERE, BOSS. HE'S CRYING
LET ME KNOW YOU'RE STILL ALIVE, BOSS
No.730739
>>730738
Chico is dead! Strangelove, and Paz, Zero and EVA, Boss... they're all dead.
>
It's just us. You, me and Ocelot.
No.730740
File: 1453432553966.jpg (110.99 KB, 1000x563, 1000:563, tumblr_nvp6l06aRX1u2tm7vo4….jpg)
>>730739
Oh, you're alive.
I can't be sure if you're still there when you stop talking, Boss.
>!
You...feel it too, don't you? This phantom pain?
In my arm.
You're crushing me.
No.730741
>>730740
>
I'm getting you a walkman, Kaz. So you can hear my voice all the time.
No.730743
>>730742
I AM AN IMMORTAL FLAME, KAZ.
No.730744
File: 1453432874154.jpg (148.4 KB, 750x736, 375:368, tumblr_nuniecjOT31ufk5z7o1….jpg)
>>730743
OH GOD, I'M READY
No.730745
>>730744
...
>tuuuuurn towards the camera
I can see you, Boris.
No.730747
>>730746
Get back to work, Boris.
No.730748
>>730746
Eat your Calorie Mate.
>THROW
No.730749
>>730747
B-But Kapita-
>>730748
>W H A M M U
>BORIS: RETIRED
No.730750
>>730749
Boris? Boris respond.
>sigh
>tape recorder out
>scratchy recorded scream of "BOOOOORIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSS"
I don't know what he expects, my lungs taste like charcoal.
No.730751
>>730749
It's good for you.
>>730750
>distant sense of approval
No.730752
>>730751
...Ngghhh.
>rotary phone is go
Yevgeny, go pick up Boris. Be sure to pack the aging cream.
No.730753
>>730752
...I can make people younger.
With Calorie Mates.
No.730754
>>730753
Do not of goings alone, Yevgeny. Do not of makings too much noise, Yevgeny.
Phooey, at leastings Kapitan is of know my stronk.
No.730755
>>730754
CALORIE MATE!
>CHOOM
No.730756
>>730755
Calorie Mate? I would not of mate with calories, they are sayings to of make me fat-
>BOOM
Ohhhhh nyet.
No.730757
>>730756
I have become a veritable fountain of youth...!
Haha... ahahahaha!
No.730758
No.730760
File: 1453434334503.jpg (105.64 KB, 709x422, 709:422, tumblr_np79xzqJA11uwlss4o1….jpg)
>>730759
I'll pass.
>UUURRRAAAAAAAAAA
>Kapitan's banter is peak performance as always!
Something told me to be prepared for this.
No.730761
>>730760
>
You're late for a dentist appointment.
No.730762
File: 1453434520991.png (467.33 KB, 500x606, 250:303, tumblr_mxz8msTSpp1r9swico1….png)
>>730761
Russians don't believe in dentists.
I'll be taking my inept first lieutenant back now.
No.730763
>>730762
This is why your lungs taste like charcoal: your teeth do.
Also the burns. But mostly your teeth.
>puff
Eh?
No.730764
>>730763
Lovely, can we perchance save this expose of my oral hygiene for some other time?
>puff
Boris.
No.730766
File: 1453434833107.jpg (112.94 KB, 1280x723, 1280:723, tumblr_mfgb52CJcq1qh2xylo5….jpg)
No.730770
File: 1453435080100.jpg (161.27 KB, 850x963, 850:963, sample-f0688f46116c9c9350b….jpg)
No.730771
>>730770
...So we're clear, don't ask how they're young.
No.730772
File: 1453435378499.jpg (171.02 KB, 850x1003, 50:59, sample-6629bb7e10cea7e2c0f….jpg)
>>730771
You never bothered to introduce us the first time.
>
That's not very fair, you know.
No.730773
>>730772
Eh?
>just kinda eyeing the peestol
>eyebrow: raised
No.730774
File: 1453435605808.jpg (106.22 KB, 400x577, 400:577, 4850f3d6ef26051aa497882cce….jpg)
>>730773
>
That about sums it up.
I don't have any intention of starting anything with you again, Big Boss. I almost believe I learned my lesson.
You must be so proud.
>
...Really, what did you do to Boris.
No.730775
>>730774
...
...
...
>I saved one
>cigar falls from its perch
>hasn't even noticed it's fallen
>
>uh
I have no idea.
No.730776
File: 1453435850706.jpg (47.65 KB, 912x503, 912:503, tumblr_m5ki76Apu81qk3lu6o1….jpg)
>>730775
I can't honestly believe you've gone senile in only a few weeks.
So what's this about, no one on God's green earth has any right wasting a Cuban like that.
No.730777
>>730776
Eh?
>it's back in his mouth
>StarPlatinumstealsadrink.gif
Your boys.
>just kinda has fuccboi Boris under his arm like a briefcase and Yvgeny under the other
>fucking fast
No.730778
File: 1453436060368.png (340.65 KB, 650x584, 325:292, tumblr_nxv3cw2nGT1qblq2no1….png)
>>730777
>I thought I was ready
>I was wrong
...nngh.
>shotas: received
No.730779
>>730778
>
>did Kaz ditch me
>with one leg
>...I'm so proud
You'll need this.
>tosses U4's aging cream at her
It's finite. I can't get more.
No.730780
>>730779
>plop into the cleave
>lucky that cap was screwed on tight, yo
How lucky.
I would ask what I've done to deserve any of this, but I'm not overly fond of this new style of conversation you're into.
No.730781
>>730780
You've proven yourself.
>uh
It's a new reflex.
No.730782
File: 1453436451316.gif (614.93 KB, 500x281, 500:281, tumblr_n7p60uZ2P41qbyka1o1….gif)
>>730781
>just take the praise, Bala
Not the most charming.
So what's it do.
No.730783
>>730782
Gets annoying ones off my back. Nobody likes a senile old man, eh?
You'll get up here soon enough, then your work won't be interrupted.
>
That one with the short shorts, who is she.
No.730784
File: 1453436722631.jpg (75.78 KB, 850x637, 850:637, sample_70fde857f76beb5659e….jpg)
>>730783
You and I have very different ideas of what retirement will be like. Namely that neither of us are exactly built for it.
>uh
Two Hands? Just a merc. Does good work.
No.730785
>>730784
I wasn't implying retirement.
>oho
>mercs
>fond memories of the Mercenary War
>~
Mercenaries... now that's a trip down memory lane.
No.730786
>>730785
And I was?
>this Boss
You're still surprised? You can't find quality work anymore without having a dollar attached.
I figure it's money well spent.
No.730787
>>730786
I had the same idea for the longest time. Still do. Quite the lucrative business, PMCs and mercs are.
No.730788
File: 1453437059693.jpg (62.61 KB, 600x847, 600:847, tumblr_nv3fqcZFXv1r0h614o1….jpg)
No.730790
>>730789
Funnily enough, that's all the answer I need.
As you were, Big Boss.
>struts off
No.730791
>>730790
>haha yes curry time
Mm.
>om
No.730792
What a catastrophe...
>puff
No.730793
File: 1453439413794.jpg (46.54 KB, 500x333, 500:333, I AM ARTHUR, KING OF THE B….jpg)
>>730792
Something else, Lancer?
>
The cake wasn't that bad.
No.730794
File: 1453439453331.jpg (203.64 KB, 500x755, 100:151, tumblr_nu7jb1HEqH1ufnyeso1….jpg)
>>730793
Lucky for you we're already dead, eh?
No.730795
>>730794
I have the distinct feeling my cooking isn't appreciated around here.
You've been a rare sight these days.
No.730796
>>730795
Needed time to clear my head. It's been rough. Gotta make sure Teach didn't bite it for nothin'.
No.730797
>>730796
That was a cooking pun, wasn't it.
>uh
Funny you should mention that...
>trying not to think of the business card with tiny holes in it
No.730798
>>730797
>
Don't.
Even if she is, don't. I don't want another wild ride.
Too many surprises and I ain't even the older one.
No.730799
...
>tugging at the shackles on his wrists
Odd.
No.730800
>>730798
Of course, what was I thinking.
>guh
>honey bun deployed
You seem adrift, my friend.
Have you ever tried being constantly pursued by an undead little girl? It helps fill the time.
>
And having children.
>>730799
>uh
Uh.
No.730802
>>730800
>why can't I break them
>blink
Saber.
No.730803
>>730801
>MORDREEEEEEEEEEE-oh yeah
If you see a smaller, nervous looking version of myself, please don't do anything rash. He's my son.
>
Or me, if Fumi dabbles in that age-magic again.
>>730802
You have to dislocate your wrists. Some greasing substance tends to work too.
>uh
>invisosword up
Maybe I shouldn't ask.
No.730804
>>730803
You mean Mordred?
>uh
Nah, she ain't nervous.
No.730805
>>730803
>getting increasingly frustrated
>
>snap
No.730806
File: 1453440613212.png (389.39 KB, 515x728, 515:728, 8271f9414a4b56987ed3349898….png)
>>730804
>
>
>
Mordred, contrary to popular belief, is female.
Frankly I'm not sure whether I should be embarrassed, or...something else.
Do you know many men who wear shorts like those?
>>730805
>oh boy here we go
>
Where is that red goop man to diffuse this situation with a pun.
No.730807
>>730806
In Thailand, sure.
>
Oi, isn't that...?
No.730809
File: 1453440849178.jpg (262.23 KB, 500x707, 500:707, 5adf3ef22d01d64fdade649dba….jpg)
>>730807
Remind me to never visit this Thailand place.
>folded up piece of paper in his breast pocket
>1. Fuyuki
>2. Atlantis
>3. Victoria's Secret
One of these things is not like the other...
>uh
Care to lend your services?
>>730808
A common ailment! Have you tried Scrabble?
No.730810
>>730809
Noted.
>
Yeah, sure.
>Red Bolg go
Teach broke my green one.
No.730811
>>730809
Spelling "murder" in different languages is only so fun.
No.730812
File: 1453441374192.jpg (43.74 KB, 101x253, 101:253, Fate.stay.night.full.11847….jpg)
>>730810
It's not exactly hard to break, in my experience.
>eyebrow wiggle
No.730813
>>730812
A copy's a copy, I guess. Feels good to have the real deal in my hands again.
No.730814
>>730811
>wat
Well you could always try doing something else constructive. Like sitting in this swamp.
>
>tough crowd
Butcher's assistant? No?
You're not being very considerate, honestly.
>>730813
I can tell by your attitude you're positively enthralled at the possibility. Or maybe I'm overstepping my bounds.
By the way, if you see a little blonde girl, feel free to make short work of her.
No.730815
>>730814
Little... oi, you don't mean that brat that...
>MISAYAAAAAAAAAAA
No.730816
>>730814
Eh.
>back to Jekkiru
Oh, my hands are free.
No.730817
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>>730815
>?
I don't have the best memory, but you...weren't alive for the first war, if I recall.
>wait
...What did she do.
>>730816
Experimenting, are we?
No.730818
No.730819
File: 1453441853559.jpg (291.92 KB, 500x612, 125:153, 1dfc584d7da79b9c0e567f7d8e….jpg)
>ok
>trying this again
>nothing weird could possible happen this time, right?
>r-right?
No.730820
>>730817
She turned my Master into something that shouldn't exist. You weren't around, went and got caught by Berserker and that priest, yeah? Your girlie came and made a contract with me: I rescued your blonde prettyboy ass and she'd help me... put Misaya down.
No.730821
>>730817
Y-yes and no... the boundaries in my mind are slipping, it's... frightening.
>>730819
Eh?
No.730822
>>730820
>Phan
>BIG OL FROWN
Then I'm assuming I won't have to try very hard to garner your help.
>prettyboy?
We haven't had the best of luck recently, have we.
>>730821
>?
You want to be watched?
Scathach killing our Rider won't make containing Hyde any easier.
>along with everything else right now
No.730823
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>>730821
>WHO'S THAT POKEMON
>wait, I don't know this one
Huh?
>crunch
>shifts
>crumbs eeeeeverywhere
...
No.730824
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>>730822
You? Naw. On the house for a friend.
>
Let's not talk about our luck, eh? Might bring the house down.
No.730825
No.730826
>>730822
I-if it becomes too much... I'd rather meet my end as myself, if that makes any sense.
>...
I'm dying anyways. My Master lost the arm with the command spells.
My luck reflects on my life, eh...?
>>730823
>oh
>uh
>polite bow
Apologies, madam. My name is Henry, I didn't mean to startle.
No.730827
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>>730824
...Why does that feel pointed for some reason.
>guh
It was so easy for them in the 3rd war, returning to modern society without any trouble.
I have a week old son who's questioning his life choices, a wife that won't stop communing with demons, and a daughter that's a danger to others and herself. And I can't even imagine what you're going through.
>>730826
I understand. Barring any events that make that impossible, I'll do what's asked.
>frown
Lancer here is right, there's no need to be such, er...sadsacks.
>where's Alexander when you need him I'm too out of practice with this pep talk stuff
No.730828
>>730826
Eh?
>
Oh, n-no. Don't worry about it!
>reaching for a dropped bag
Just um-
>crinkle
...
H-Henry, right?
No.730829
>>730827
Don't worry about it, ain't one to bitch uselessly.
>sheesh
>he's got it worse than me
No.730830
>>730827
>guh
I just, would very much like one Master, one, who doesn't die on me out of circumstances I can't stop.
>>730828
Yes, Dr. Henry Jekyll, at your service-
>um
Do you... need assistance?
No.730831
>>730829
No, apparently I fill that quota well enough.
>gleam~
But I've had just about enough of this nonsense, so I'm going to do what any other rational person would do in my situation.
I'm going to ignore it and pretend everything is fine until the very last moment.
We're going bowling.
>
You'll need this.
>>730830
Fate is a tricky thing, Jekyll.
And wishes are just that.
No.730832
>>730831
>pfft
Sounds like a plan.
No.730833
>>730830
No! No assistance here! Honest!
>hyperventilating: maybe
Just-
>breathing into a chip bag
Give me a...um...
...Barbecue.
No.730834
>>730831
>Kitanooooooo
>this depresses the fuccboi
>>730833
I... what?
No.730835
>>730832
Leon needs to get out of the house too, we'll stop by and pick him up.
>uh
My son.
>>730834
Luck has nothing to do with it.
...Maybe 50%.
The rest is on you. Take your fate in your own hands or fade. I'll remember you either way.
>strollan out
No.730836
>>730834
>[core Jinako function has paused indefinitely]
>
>
Huh?
>aaaAAAA
Just forget all of that, ok.
No.730837
>>730835
>guh
What fate lies in a corpse?
>
Ha. Listen to me... here we stand.
>>730836
Of course, madam.
>just kinda sitting, staring at his hands
>sooner or later, these reserves
>they'll dry out
No.730838
>>730837
Madam-?
>uh
>ok Jinako, you can do this
Are uh...you in need of assistance?
No.730839
>>730838
A-ah... no, no I'm fine.
Please don't trouble yourself with a Servant like me, I'm bad luck.
No.730840
>>730839
Bad luck...?
>appraising
But you don't look like a Lancer...
>stop being so polite aaaa
No.730841
>>730840
You may call me Assassin, if my name is odd to you.
No.730842
>Loud rumbling and crashing noises
>yes, she's still going
No.730844
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>>730841
Oh! An Assassin.
>...
I thought you were all...y'know.
>mumbles
Black.
>>730842
>UH
No.730845
>>730842
>Jesus Christ how...
>eh
>too depressed to care
>>730844
In very specific occasions, one that isn't one of the nineteen Hassans can be summoned.
The only other class I fall under is Berserker. Which I also am.
>
Hyde is.
No.730846
>>730843
>breaks through a wall
Aw fuck I'm back here.
>Leo spotting
What.
>>730844
Another cow.
>sneering
>>730845
>fucking sadsacks
No.730847
File: 1453444884724.jpg (108.65 KB, 850x603, 850:603, sample-a43764e6a1d18003132….jpg)
>>730845
Ha-what now?
I knew a ginger Chinaman, I guess...
>um
You're two Classes?
>that's more than one
Well-
>>730846
>SHOT THROUGH THE HEART
...g-gkkt.
>when did Nero get so mean
No.730848
>>730846
You need to stop. Please. You hurt my mom.
No.730849
>now is the time
>for rocket boots
No.730850
>>730846
>eat your mapo, BanchouSaber
>>730847
You are in no danger. I can assure you of this.
>eyean Mor
No.730851
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No.730852
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>>730847
You want something from me? Spit it out already.
>>730848
So? She's probably got Avalon to heal up whatever shit I did to her. It's one of those things you can fix.
>>730850
>eat shit and die
No.730854
File: 1453445120047.jpg (414.95 KB, 558x928, 279:464, Hoverin' around at an aver….jpg)
>>730851
>screeching_brakes.wav
Hey, how's it goin'?
No.730855
>>730852
What if you hurt someone who doesn't?
It needs to end. Please.
>Punished Karibah in hand
No.730856
>>730850
I-I wasn't worried!
I mean, I was but-h-how do you know? Are you psychic? Did you crash the mode?
I-I mean, I'd love to take you um, in, but I don't really have the reserves. So...
>>730852
N-No ma'am! Sir! M-Ma'am?
Please don't kill me...
No.730858
>>730853
Fascinating.
>>730854
A xenobiological lifeform, how intriguing.
No.730859
>>730852
>>730855
I almost feel like I'm interrupting.
No.730860
File: 1453445355253.jpg (523.21 KB, 856x891, 856:891, Gratuitous amounts of oran….jpg)
>>730858
First time seeing an alien, I'm guessing?
No.730861
>>730852
>gladly
>>730856
Peoplewatching is a skill of mine.
>
But you already have a contract. Another may impact you negatively.
No.730862
>>730858
>heeeeeeeeeeeeeeere's Pride
Fascinating? Is that all?
What are you, another of Hoenheim's?
No.730863
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>>730860
Oh, far from it. I've observed life across this galaxy since I was born.
>>730862
Hmm?
No.730864
>>730855
Then it's their fault for getting in the way.
>>730856
Good. Then stay out of my way.
>>730859
>that voice
>whirls, Clarent in hand
You!
>spear: spotted
>RAGE building quickly
No.730865
>>730857
Karna?
...What is all that stuff?
>>730861
D-Don't put it like that...
>cute
>but Siegfried makes for better doujin material
>whaddo I do
>>730864
>gulp
>furious nodding
No.730866
>>730859
Jeanne?
>uh
>>730864
>UH
I feel like I'm missing something.
>Le Mort D'Arthur get
>flipping near the end
...Eh? That can't be.
No.730867
>>730863
Oh joy. An ingrate.
>spoopbod meltan
>evil Selim get
No.730868
>>730865
I wouldn't want to be the cause of someone's pain.
>I woooould.
I-I know you would...
No.730869
>>730863
It'd still make sense if you've never seen someone like me. My home's a few galaxies away.
No.730870
>>730864
Who else?
>glances at Clarent
>eyebrow raised
You already know how this song and dance goes. What are you playing at.
>>730866
Who?
>shakes her head
Leon, I am your father.
No.730871
>>730865
They wouldn't stop...giving me things.
No.730872
>>730867
How rude.
>>730869
Ah! How interesting indeed!
Tell me, how do the stars fare?
No.730873
>>730868
N-No! Of course I wouldn't! Who said that?
Was it online? I knew I shouldn't have d-done that one thing...
>um
Wait, you can eat food, right?
>>730871
That's...
>adorable
Never mind, just give it to Assassin here. Please.
No.730874
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>>730872
The stars? Uh... they're okay, I guess. Pretty sure we've got the tech back home to tell if anything's wrong.
No.730875
>>730872
Rude?
>spooptendril at eye level
>gives it a look
Just how willfully stupid can one entity be.
The world may never know.
No.730876
>>730866
Spit out what you're saying, boy!
>>730870
>I'm going NUCLEAR
Ha... haha... So you have the nerve to show up with that spear, huh?
>ragesmile
>rationality: gone on break
No.730877
>>730870
You can't be dad, he went bowling.
>
Also you have mom's milk machines on your chest. You can't be a dad with those.
>>730876
Stop. Now.
No.730878
>>730873
O-oh... I wasn't-erm...there is a split entity within me, it's why I have two Classes.
>uh
I... uh, we don't really eat.
No.730879
>>730874
So technology has advanced that much out of my sight.
>>730875
>
It is human custom to apologize after a sleight.
I will hear yours now.
No.730880
>>730876
>wry smile
It is my spear, after all. If nerves were a problem I wouldn't be able to go most anywhere.
Really, you're one to talk. "Sword of Peace", remember? C'mon, it's funny.
>gigaspear's crystals glitter
Ah well. Never was the best parent, huh.
Come'n get it, squirt.
>>730877
Tell that to Bruce Jenner.
>HEY YO
Nah, I'm your pops alright. Maybe not the real one, but close enough.
No.730881
>>730879
Yep. I guess that's what happens when a bunch of different species start working together.
No.730882
>>730873
We made sandwiches again.
Too many.
No.730883
File: 1453446587577.jpg (155.36 KB, 665x960, 133:192, a146f82cb6c56edfe9c9448c84….jpg)
>>730878
But Servants can eat to gain mana, right? I know I read that somewhere...
I-I've got a lot of mana, see?
>pokes her gut
>h-hahaha
>>730882
>sigh
I'll get the shovel
No.730884
>>730879
Human?
>
Now that's just cute.
As if I'd even stoop that low for a half-rate homunculus like you.
No.730885
>>730883
There is nothing wrong with your figure, madam.
No.730886
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>>730881
How beautiful.
>>730884
>
Apologize.
No.730887
>>730877
This is beyond you, kid. Get out while you can.
>DBZ RAGE aura
>>730880
I'd be my pleasure.
>
No.730888
>>730883
We used the shovel already.
>>730885
You should eat.
No.730890
>>730880
Don't hurt my sister. Please.
>>730887
>gorrammit-
>Ascalon: go
>haha Ultimate Defense swood
>ftang
STOP IT! You're gonna lose, I don't want my family hurt anymore!
No.730891
>>730885
H-Ha...
>>730888
For what!?
No.730892
>>730886
Yep. It's a lot of fun, seeing all the different kinds of aliens there are.
>wait is he glowing
>what
No.730893
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>>730889
How filthy.
>cue STARBLIND
>>730892
>cover your eyes son
>he's literally going supernova
I apologize for the outburst.
No.730894
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>>730887
>tfw slo
>it's k tho
>L l a m r e i
>WHINNY
Last chance to get off with just a spanking, kiddo.
...Nah, I'm still gonna kill you.
>Ron raised for the parry
>>730890
Please?
That's cute. Maybe I'll take you out quick, save you some of the trouble.
No.730895
No.730896
>>730893
>
>whoa yeah that's bad
>eyes: shut
>covering them with his hands for good measure
Hey, it's cool. Just lemme know when you're done.
No.730897
>>730893
>wait wha-
>SCREECHING
No.730898
>>730888
Oh... alright.
>o m
>>730891
>uh
Miss?
No.730899
File: 1453447319451.jpg (377.11 KB, 1280x1158, 640:579, tumblr_njszmlVAv01tczi6ao1….jpg)
>>730896
There.
>>730897
>BEAMU SUPREMEU tapering down
I will not ask a third time.
No.730900
>>730891
Needed to make the base sturdy.
Also so spies couldn't infiltrate the sandwich castle.
>>730898
>
>that's a big bad spear
We should leave.
No.730901
>>730890
>clang
Get. Out. Of. My. Way.
>mana bursted front kick
>>730894
You dare make fun of Mordred?! I'll drink from your fucking skull!
No.730902
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>>730898
Y-You like sleepovers, right?
>maybe I can get them to shower together
>>730900
Eh-
>stuffed into flames
No.730903
>>730901
>bruh
>Ascalon
>Blessed Sword By Which Force is Slain
>all that energy's just kinda being absorbed
No. I know what I have to do this time.
>>730894
Why are you doing this?
No.730904
>>730899
>hissssssss
You drive a hard bargain.
But I'm a discerning customer. So with no due respect, bite me
No.730905
>>730899
>annnd we're back to seeing
How did you... do that?
No.730906
>>730900
Leave me, please. I'm already dying.
>>730902
...What is a-oh...
No.730907
>>730904
So be it.
>just kinda
>internalizes the spoopy sun form
>and encapsulates Pride inside a miniature sun
>burn baby burn
>>730905
Do what?
No.730908
>>730901
Uh huh.
>popcorn out of the massive cleave
Should I come back? I can come back.
Don't get me wrong, this sibling rivalry thing is great stuff. Maybe if it'd happened sooner you wouldn't have been so messed up in the head.
>>730903
Why?
To make your mommy suffer, of course.
Nothing a couple of dead kids won't fix.
Don't worry about me, I'm sued to it.
No.730909
>>730907
The whole... glowing thing.
No.730910
>>730903
>hammering Clarent against Ascalon
You don't get it do you?
>crash
All of you Round Table Knights-
>crash
You all piss me the fuck off.
>crash
>helmet on
Now hurry up and die!
>throws Clarent to the ground
>moves inside of Ascalon's guard
>HEADBUTT
>>730908
>your words only fuel my RAGE
No.730911
>>730908
You-
>>730910
>ad nailed right in the face
>TKO
No.730912
>>730909
That is merely a projection of my body. Which in itself is a projection.
No.730913
>>730910
>snort
Play nice with your brother!
>sssssssssssip a soda
Man, I oughtta be filming this, huh.
>>730911
Aw.
>Ron raised at swordshota
I was hoping for a little more.
No.730914
>>730911
Upstart brat.
>Clarent raised
>...
>turns away
>>730913
Hey! Your opponent is me.
>Buster jump slash
No.730915
>>730912
Oh, I get it!
>
...Actually, no, I don't get it.
No.730916
>>730915
To put it simply... I am a star, taking human guise.
No.730917
>>730914
Guh, "me" "me" "me"
>clang
Is that all it was ever about? Did Morgan not hug you enough or something?
Actually, I'm feeling just a little unappreciated for dealing with a traitor for as long as I have.
No.730918
>>730916
Sooo... stars are actually alive?
No.730919
File: 1453448734747.png (122.22 KB, 502x576, 251:288, tumblr_mgi17bcyq81r4lykio1….png)
>>730918
Technically, yes. Not all are sentient. Most of the ones you see in the sky have died a long time ago.
No.730920
>>730917
>Morgan
>MORGAN
>Clarent at maximum spice
>helmet comes exploding off her head
>!
>leaps back
Oh. Oh I get it now.
>animal smile
I have to thank you now. I now know why my Noble Phantasm wasn't working.
>charging
No.730921
File: 1453449039444.png (491.05 KB, 987x830, 987:830, What'd you break this time.png)
>>730919
Huh. Why come to Earth, of all places?
No.730922
>>730921
Why not?
>eating a sweet roll
I like their food.
No.730923
File: 1453449100602.jpg (252.47 KB, 850x1232, 425:616, sample-a29e1b3f41416f0ecfd….jpg)
>>730920
>blink
Huh. Guess that doesn't hurt.
And can we cut it out with the "now" repetition? Giving me a headache over here.
>SING, RON
Tech support I'm not. Doesn't really bother me either.
Let's get this over with.
No.730924
>animals fleeing
...?
>stalking towards the Hall
No.730925
>>730922
>smiles
I won't argue with that. Food here's pretty great.
No.730926
>>730925
Is it not fascinating? I didn't think humans could amount to so much.
No.730927
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>>730923
Then I'll spare the theatrics. Clarent Blood ARTHUR!
>tfw gif too large
No.730928
>>730926
Every species is good at different stuff. Maybe cooking is Earth's big talent.
No.730929
>>730927
You? Spare theatrics?
Well, I guess it's not all bad. I got to see Anne one last time.
>spear leveled
>big spooky Ea like fucktornado
RHONGOMYNIAD!
No.730930
>>730928
That's a smart idea.
>uh
>puts a protective shell around himself and Ratchet so Rhongomyniad doesn't kill him
No.730931
>>730929
>that
>is a big one
>Enk status: running towards the source
No.730932
>>730930
>what the fuck is even happening right now
...Thanks for the save.
No.730933
File: 1453450241923.png (1.03 MB, 1100x1919, 1100:1919, 327304bd077e4b3c8529e1d5ad….png)
>>730929
>tfw only A+ vs A++
Heh.
>blasted by the lancetornado
>leaning on her sword
>armour cracked and falling off
>thank you A Endurance
Like I'd fall to a light-
>coughs blood
breeze.
>hefts up Clarent
No.730934
>>730932
>
It is of no consequence, friend.
No.730935
>>730931
>ay fam you do you
...
>>730933
>linchpin of the world, baybee
>it's like being hit by Enuma Elish
I'd make a drafty pun what with your clothing choices, but you went and actually put clothes on. Lame. Right Llamrei?
>
Llamrei?
>lands on her butt
You killed my horse.
No.730936
>>730935
>agility: A+++
>every other stat: E-
>NYYYYYOOOOOOOOM
>screeeeeech on the brakes
Eh?
No.730937
>>730934
Preeetty sure this place is about to get ripped apart.
No.730938
No.730939
No.730940
>>730935
Not so tough without your big horse now, huh?
>takes a step forward
>stumbles
Haah.
>steadies on her feet
>mana burst rocket time
>
No.730941
>>730936
>blink
Huh. A Barbie doll.
>tap
>>730940
Who said that?
>Endurance: A+
>braces for impact
Come to papa.
No.730942
No.730943
>>730941
>there is now a droopy bit on Enk
>balanced stats
>errything is A
Ow. That was rude. My name's Enkidu. Were you the one that used that spear?
No.730944
>>730943
Great. Collateral. Exactly what I don't need.
>sigh
Yeah. Big red pillar thing? Me. Counter-Force or whatever, I just stick it in things and leave. What's up.
No.730945
>>730941
>too injured to swing Clarent properly
>whams into Ransa
No.730946
>>730944
Could you not do that again? You frightened the animals.
>>730945
Oh!
No.730947
No.730948
>>730945
>pomf
>skids back a foot
...Freud is probably reeling right now.
Game over, little warrior.
>Ron's too big to angle properly
Just-
>bonk
God damn it.
>>730946
Not really the point, it's the basis of all their little furry lives or whatever.
Yeah, sure.
No.730949
No.730950
No.730951
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>>730948
>:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Thanks scary chest lady!
No.730953
>>730946
>huff
What.
>>730948
>bonked
>stumbles
>...
>KO