No.731371
>Happy Birthday, congratulations
>Happy Birthday, with salutations
>Happy Birthday, may your skies stay blue
>Happy Birthday to you
No.731372
Where's my breakfast, Musashi.
No.731373
>uh-oh, folks
>incoming meteorite
>and it's... screaming?
No.731374
>bip bip bip
Eh, what do you mean I can't hit the Cypher with the SOCOM?
...Gah, that means that damn Strut F warehouse again. Ha, good show, Kojima!
>>731373
>?
No.731375
>>731374
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!
>hits the swamp with a gigantic splash
...Lovely.
No.731376
>>731374
>leaning against his back
>zzz
>TL: zzz means LOUD FUCKING SNORING
No.731377
>>731372
>
Uh... which one was yours?
No.731378
>>731373
Neat.
>>731374
Unmanned drones, annoying eh?
>>731377
...
No.731379
>>731375
>!
>hit in the face with swamp water
Uuoooooo! What have we here?
>spits a fish out
>
Ah, breakfast!
>>731376
Eh?
>....
>cheek grin
>mantle: draped over her face
>>731378
Unmanned? But just look at him!
No.731380
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>>731378
>UH
>
>stuffs a boigah in Boss' mouth too
No.731381
>>731379
Cyphers are little floating robots, there's nothing in them-
>>731380
>muffled vacuum noises
No.731382
>>731380
>[distant approval]
No.731383
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>>731379
>zz-
>snort
Huh- wha-
>flailing
THE MOON, THE STARS, MAN THE CANNONS MAN THE CANNONS THE SKY IS MISS-
>mantle falls off
>blink
Ah.
No.731384
>>731378
>>731379
>looking around
>SQUISHIES
>SQUISHIES EVERYWHERE
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Oh, how wonderful! Now I might rust and have to be surrounded by pathetic squishies!
No.731385
>>731380
>open-mouthed staring
>but at what, we don't know
>oh Rider
>>731381
Eh?
Well it doesn't seem very little, and that was certainly not floating!
Did you see it, it lit the sky on fire!
>excited: yes
>>731383
BAHAHAHAHAHA! Worried, were you?
Then I suppose you'd just have to take up arms and get your stars back!
>hands the fish
Breakfast!
>>731384
Squishie?
>thumps his chest
>300 pounds of raw Macedon my dude
Tell me, robot from space, what ails you?
No.731386
>>731385
>biting into the fish raw
>spitting out bones occasionally
Without the stars a sailor is nothing. We might as well be sailing in the void.
>smacking her lips
A little dry.
>where did she get the bottle from
>taking a large swig of it
Aaaaaaah~ Now that's a good way to start the day!
No.731387
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No.731388
>>731384
>I'm
>gonna fulton that
...
>>731385
Explosions, my friend.
>>731387
>crumbs somewhere in the beard
Extra rations.
No.731389
>>731385
>but Macedons are still organics
>git gud, squishie scum
Oh nothing, really, just the fact that I landed on a backwater planet filled with ORGANIC LIFE!
>now activating rocket feet
>floats through the entrance
>>731388
You there! Man with one eye! What planet is this?!
No.731390
>>731386
Bah, that wasn't dry. It was still wet from the swamp!
>uproarious laughing
>d a d j o k e s
You think we landlubbers would be any less lost without the stars at our backs?
>nabs the bottle
That's why it's such a good opportunity to meet one from beyond!
>>731387
>griiiiiiiiiiiiiin
It's good to see you again, my friend.
>>731388
>fish tail hanging out of his mouth
>blink
>!
Yes! That's the word I was looking for!
>>731389
>nah b I'm a ghost or something
Organi-WHOOOOOOOOOOOA!
>easily distracted
No.731391
>>731387
>[incoming Codec]
No.731392
>threat to human life detected
>irrelevancy parameters powering down
No.731393
>>731388
>~
>>731390
Ahoy! This Musashi has been busy!
>>731391
Eh?
No.731394
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>>731390
Wahaha! Another joke like that and you're getting a round on the cat o' nine tails!
>did this landlubber just steal my fucking bottle
>snatches the bottle back
Beyond, eh?
>looking out the window
Nah, I spent too long out there. This planet's much livelier.
>
Listen to me, don't you dare be stepping a foot off this rock until you've explored every inch of it.
No.731395
>>731390
>but you had to be a squishie at some point to become a ghost
>R E M O V E K E B A B
A short attention span. Juuust like a squishie.
>>731392
>uh-oh
No.731396
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>>731393
>This is Miller
>Do you read me
No.731397
>>731389
Welcome to Earth.
>distant explosions
>>731390
Calorie Mate?
>>731392
Metal Girl...
No.731398
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>>731393
Mmm, that's good to hear!
Idleness is worse than any rust, you know! I've been-
>looks over
>empty two liter bottles and disheveled blankets
...Er. Those aren't mine.
>>731394
>snickers
You're not getting serious on me now, are you? If that's the case, you can have that bottle.
>pulls his own out of the beard dimension
I still have a long way to go until then. But just think of all that's yet to come!
>nobody tell him about Namek
>>731395
>:^)
Here now, metal friend, why don't you drink with us?
It's the basis of camaraderie here!
>>731397
Calorie Mate?
No.731399
>>731395
>yes
>uh oh
>[scanning]
>jobber to adequate percentage of justice: 75%
>access to 4th dimensional metatechnology possessed
>a real stinker
Hm.
>>731397
I am that ninja.
No.731400
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>>731396
Miller-san?
>>731398
Wahaha, you got dirty!
No.731401
>>731398
>
Calorie Mate.
>>731399
Gray Fox... you got a sex change!
No.731402
>>731397
Earth, eh? Excuse me for a moment...
>pulls out a hologram projector from... somewhere
>clears his throat
LAAAAAAAAAAWREEEEEEEEENCE!
>watch out for your ears, Boss
>this guy is loud
>voip
>"Yes sir? You rang?"
Have the troops lock onto my coordinates and conduct a bio-scan of planet "Earth."
>"Right away, sir. In the meantime, do try and act civilized. Who knows, maybe you'll make a friend."
>robo-butler: out
>>731398
Drink? Machines don't need to drink, you fool.
>>731399
"Hm?" What's THAT supposed to mean?
No.731403
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>>731400
>As you know, we answered when the world called for wetworks
>I have a mission for you, the toughest yet
>objective: capture Northern Ocean Hime
>alive
No.731404
>>731398
>pokes her tongue out
I'm too sober.
>closes her eyes
>bottoms up
>chugchugchug
Aaah~
>throws the bottle over her shoulder
>looking over with one eye
I know exactly what's to come. Always one step ahead of you, remember?
No.731405
>>731401
Negative.
I'm Gray Fox from the second game.
>nanotech discovered
>possibility of going on a genocidal crusade against all humanity: 54%
>Depend Adult Undergarments consumed: 6
>>731402
Hm. Neither a noun nor a affix. Meant only to denote distaste and wonder.
No.731407
>>731400
Dirty?
The King of Conquerors is never dirtier than he needs to be!
Or some such!
>>731401
Calorie Mate!
>am I doing it right
>>731402
>unplugs his ears
>head ringing
Come now, I'm sure if you took the time you'd find you could. All the robots on TV drink oil, eh?
>waggles a bottle of WD-40
>>731404
One step ahead of the ceaseless quest to reach an end? A quest that fails by its very nature once the end it reached?
>sage nodding
I can see why you spend so much time under the brown waves then.
>
Ah, or did you mean this?
>pocket planner in one hand
No.731408
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>>731403
EEEEEEEH?!
>
>uh
Haha, this Musashi never backs down from a challenge!
>>731407
Take a shower!
No.731409
>>731407
Cheeky mouth you got there, I think you know what I mean.
>eyeing the planner
But then again maybe there really is nothing but rocks in your head.
>grin
No.731410
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>>731408
>Beautiful
>For this mission, we're issuing you a MK22 Hush Puppy. But it's a chocolate gun, so don't pull it out willy-nilly unless you want your hand nibbled on
>I also had the R&D boys whip up something special, a chopper with a cardboard box should be on its way momentarily
No.731411
>>731405
>squint
There's something setting you apart from these other squishies... but I can't figure out what.
>>731407
Well, of course, but that's different. Oil lubricates our internal components, while liquids consumed by organics like yourselves have to go through that ABOMINATION you call a "digestive tract."
>reluctantly takes the WD-40
No.731412
>>731408
No!
That's my natural musk!
Mmmmmusk!
>>731409
>leans over
>colorful rocks falling out
Er...this isn't what it looks like. Mostly.
>flips a rock over
>"ur a faget" etched into it
>!!
A riddle!
>
Gah, so what comes next, my wise swashbuckler? Hm?
>>731411
>
>
>he's waiting for you to drink it, mate
No.731413
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>>731406
Primary location is southern swamplands. No such lawn is detected.
Idiot.
>>731411
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Do4Naigc6E
I have no idea what you're talking about.
No.731414
>>731413
HA! jokes on you! I planted grass and Graboids
idiot
No.731415
>>731412
>inspected the faget rock
Methinks someone's been trying to send you a message.
>tucks it away
Hoh? Looking for someone to hold your itty bitty baby hands and guide you through the street crossings? Wahahaha!
No.731416
>>731412
>fuggen squishies I swer 2 fuk
>siiip
I suppose the "polite" thing to do would be to ask what your name is. Not that I need to know.
>>731413
You seem to... irritate me less, but I don't understand why.
>tfw never seen a robot with a human skin tone
No.731417
>>731414
Negative. Graboids are a species of sandworm.
Sandworms cannot be planted.
Idiot.
>>731416
>cyborg
>a sarcastic cyborg
It shouldn't be a problem for that vast intellect of yours.
No.731418
>>731415
Gah, why make the Do Not Cross sign a hand? I just learned how to high five to-
>waaaaaaaait a minute
Hahaha! Just remember whose footsteps you follow in, little girl!
>>731416
Oh yes, oh yes, there's nothing of importance here!
>cheek grin
Alexander is what they called me, so I supposed Alexander will have to do!
And you, my new metal compatriot?
No.731419
>>731417
it's called dig a hole and dump them in it then cover the dirt
idiot
No.731420
>>731417
>close enough
>smiles
That's true, isn't it?
>laughs
>>731418
>I'm detecting a lot of enthusiasm here
>I hate it
...Nefarious. Doctor Nefarious.
No.731421
>>731418
I'm not good at chasing someone's back. If you keep looking behind you to watch me you'll miss me sail right by. Hah. Iskandar the Great's nothing compared to the great El Draque.
No.731422
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>>731419
Unrepentant in the negative.
Plant. Verb. To fill with seeds, flowers, or plants.
>>731420
I will protect Earth and all its idiot sentient organic life.
No.731423
>>731422
look whoever the balls ya are, you plant ya killer worms ya way I'll do it mine!
No.731424
>>731420
Is that so! To have gained the respect of something as fearsome as the medical community is something to boast of indeed!
>>731421
Ho ho! So keen that I won't be able to take my eyes off you, eh? Then if victory really does lie over the horizon, I suppose I'll just see you there eventually!
No, Iskander is nothing compared to El Draque, and that's good enough for me!
No.731425
>>731423
SoRHa Unite 2 Type B.
And you've just conceded defeat.
>dunking motion
Swish.
No.731426
>>731425
I'm going to call ya blindfold!
No.731427
>>731424
>standing on his head and shoulders
>arm towards the horizon
Nothing stops a Rider! We ride until the world crumbles to dust around us! WAHAHAHA!
>plops down on his shoulder
It's a race to the horizon, and I don't think I want to win.
>sipping a bottle of rum
No.731428
>>731422
Protecting the squishies? That sounds like the STUPIDEST idea I've ever heard!
>annnd he's grumpy
Hmph. And I almost thought I would like you.
>ring ring
Ah! That must be Lawrence!
>voip
>"Bio-scans of the planet have been completed, sir. Our data shows that Earth contains over 7 billion intelligent lifeforms. Unfortunately, the majority of them are... organics."
>UH-OH
>NEFARIOUS IS GETTIN' UPSET
>>731424
Yes, of course... the medical community.
>is he actually a doctor?
>we just don't know
No.731429
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>>731426
Oh yeah?
>pulling at the blindfold
>it's stuck
Oh.
>>731428
Tell Lawrence to seek better job security.
>shing
Dead or alive, you're coming with me, creep.
No.731430
>>731429
so why in the hell are ya blindfolded?....this isn't a kink thing?
No.731431
>>731427
Don't want to win? Don't want to win?
>stands up
>watch for turbulence
I refuse that definition! A Rider's entire purpose is to chase victory no matter where it leads them, and you're telling me you're backing out? Bah!
>>731428
Oooooo, have you done head transplants before?
>feeling his own head
I wouldn't, of course, but it seems ticklish!
No.731432
>>731431
Whoa!
>slips off the shoulder
>backflips to her feet
Did I say I was backing out?
>snorts
Maybe I seeing the old palace grounds got me a little nostalgic.
No.731433
>>731430
It's too deep for your feeble bubblegum mind to comprehend.
>blindfold slips
>sticks it back in place
No.731434
>>731429
>"I wish I could take your advice, madam, but job openings can be oh-so hard to come by these days."
Not funny, Lawrence.
>"Before you're attacked, sir, there is one additional matter I'd like to bring to your attention."
Yes, yes, what is it?!
>"Our scans also indicated that a Lombax is currently on the planet's surface... sir."
WHAT?!
>"I believe I shall take my leave now."
>click
Grrr...
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATCHEEEEET!
>starts to give off sparks
>>731431
>
>oh
>oh he's breaking down
No.731435
>>731433
ya sensitive to light
No.731436
>>731432
Mmmm.
>frown
One of my own simply wandering from place to place with no destination, no end they can call their own. That saddens me greatly.
>
Oi, it was pretty good pranking those men with the big furry hats though, eh?
>>731434
I know what to do!
>nodnod
Just like a NES cartridge.
>DEEEP BREATH
>and BLOW
No.731437
>>731434
>
>oh
>uh
>did I win
Ratchet. Noun. A specific type of wrench common in auto repair.
>sidesteps sparks
>>731435
Am not.
No.731438
>>731436
That better not be the sound of you pitying me, or I'll kick your ass.
>yare yare how did I get stuck with this one
All my years and I've still yet to make a Beefeater even crack. Those bastards are trained well, I tell you what.
No.731439
>>731436
>annnd now he's playing audio from a soap opera
>what the fuck
>I don't have the ability to love, Janice! My brain chemistry was altered by a witch from planet Zanifar!
>I know, Lance. I WAS that witch from Zanifar!
>>731437
>he's probably gonna be stuck like that for a while
>so yeah, you won
No.731440
>>731438
>
The great Francis Drake threatens me? What have I done to deserve such an opportunity!
>gleam
What do you say to a little challenge?
>>731439
>
>
>
That's not Days of Our Lives
No.731441
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No.731442
>>731437
then look into the light
No.731443
>>731440
The prize better be worth my time, Iskandar.
>
No.731444
>peeks out from behind a corner
I've gotta be hearing things, right? Please tell me somebody didn't just shout my name.
>"...I don't think you've developed a hearing problem, Ratchet. Dr. Nefarious has indeed landed on Earth."
Greaaat.
No.731445
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>empty as always
>guess it wouldn't even matter if it wasn't
>at least I can eat their food in the meantime
No.731446
>>731443
Ahh...that was a good line, wasn't it?
>I wonder where the boy is now
>shing
The Golden Coast of Australia! Longest coastline in the world!
Fitting for a race between a salty sea dog and a landlubber, eh? First around the entire continent wins!
>>731445
>empty
Eh?
No.731447
>>731445
>BUZZ KENNY, LOOK AN ALIEN!
No.731448
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>>731445
>empty
I spy a bilge rat.
>>731446
Let's make this a little more interesting. No Phantasms. I won't use my beautiful Golden Hind, and you aren't allowed to use your Gordion Wheel.
>
And the winner takes all.
>eye glint
And by "all" I mean full command of the other's Phantasm as they see fit for a week.
No.731449
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>>731446
>fucking hell he could pop my head like a grape
>tightens his hood
Just stuffing my face, don't mind me.
>>731447
>WHERE
>oh, there
...hiya.
>>731448
I am not a rat.
>starts licking the grease from a frying pan
Cockroach fits way better
No.731450
>>731448
...HAHAHAHAHA! Now there's the spirit of the dragon!
I was going to offer something as lowly as the location of Henry Avery's vast fortune, but this is much better!
Although I'm slightly wounded at my lovely chariot not assuming the same adjectives.
>nodnod
Two weeks to complete the journey by any other means necessary. After that, the winner comes for their prize!
...Ah, but my Wheel isn't my only Phantasm, eh?
>>731449
Blonde...eating...
>
Awfully big and talkative for a cockroach, aren't you?
No.731451
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>>731449
>still semi-panicking over Nefarious showing up
>glances over at Kenny
...Huh? Oh, uh, hi.
No.731452
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>>731449
You remind me of an old scrub boy I once had.
>fishing around in her pockets
>tosses a gold doubloon
>>731450
That fortune is nothing but rusted old coins and diadems.
>greed eye glint at maximum
I see you're sharp. I've always wanted to see just how much of a storm I could truly rage with that Reality Marble of yours.
No.731453
>>731452
A fitting wish for an uncrowned Queen of Conquerors!
>Sword of the Kupriotes get
My men and all my memories are yours for the taking, if you have the gall. And never will a finer vessel than the Hind will take up space in my armory when I win.
No.731454
>>731450
And sexier. I hope, anyway. But uh, you're a little on the big side too, pal. And I'm gonna guess that's not just from eating your beans.
>>731451
You look like you saw a ghost.
>>731452
...gee, thanks. As soon as I find someone who can convert currency from pirate, I'll be set.
>cheeky grin
Really though, thanks doll. I might have groceries this week. Who are you...?
No.731455
>picking up where Iskander left off in MGS2
Ahh... the sound of explosions.
No.731456
>>731454
More like an evil killer robot, but close enough.
No.731457
>>731454
hey Dead kid, ya seen a talking flower lady?
No.731458
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>>731454
Well I should think so, I've never had beans before!
But I've heard of this tale that beans are a magical fruit.
And that the more you eat them, the more you toot.
>>731455
Marvelous, isn't it!
>
Ah, it wants me to find a man with a pacemaker. Aren't those the watch things that count your steps?
No.731459
>>731453
Taking up space as a trophy.
>300% DISTASTE
How humiliating.
>turns her nose up
But then again, I hope your men have the fortitude to sail with El Draque.
>>731454
I do have this.
>waving a bottle around
But I hardly doubt a runt your age could appreciate it.
>taking a big swig out of it
>tosses the bottle over
>there's a little bit at the bottom
But it's always good to start young.
No.731460
>>731458
It's a thing in your chest that helps it beat when yours stops being able to.
>thumps his chest
No.731461
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>>731456
Funnybot?
Seriously though, should I leave before I get roboticized?
>>731457
...don't think so. Why?
>>731458
That one's true, yeah. Don't believe that shit about a huge beanstalk, though. I tried that, and all I got was a punch for wasting food.
>>731459
...lady, if you're in my family and haven't been drunk by ten years old, you're a black sheep.
>knocks back the bottle quickly
No.731462
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>>731459
A trophy?
>
>uh oh
Must the king be alone in his superiority?
Every single one of my heroes who shared in my joys and sorrows will never forget such scenery as that I've shown them. You think my Bucephalus or my bulls, or even my chariot itself are removed from that?
No, I thank you now because once I've touched your Hind once, it will remain with me for all eternity!
>>731460
Heh, truly the advancements of science are wondrous these days!
I only hope I live long enough to find this Action Button myself.
No.731463
>>731461
haven't seen her in a bit, I'll ask if the Predator seen her
No.731464
>>731462
I never found it myself, but it helped me lift a tank that weighed more than all the shipgirls combined.
Truly, the Action Button is the real hero.
>>731461
Eli why are you in a parka, get out of that thing.
No.731465
>>731461
Nah, you should be alright.
>points over to Nefarious
Once he starts malfunctioning, he doesn't stop unless somebody hits him really hard. So... just don't touch him.
No.731466
>>731461
It's not real?
>looks over his shoulder
>big backpack stuffed to the brim
>"Giant Hunting Pack"
...Hmm.
>>731464
>imagining all the shipgirls packed together in a tank shape
...It's beautiful.
No.731467
>>731466
>Hoppo as the driver
>perfect
>Boss stop sharing the dream
>wipes a tear from his eye
It's more than beautiful.
No.731468
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>>731461
>genuine pirate rum
>slightly impressed
You've got a good set on you. Maybe if I ever need a crew one day I'll come find you, boy.
>>731462
Wahahahahaha! The King of Conquerers spouting his usual wishy washy nonsense again.
>trots out
>leaps into the sky
>lands on a summoned Hind
Nothing is eternal, Iskandar! But you can save it. Hold on to it. Nurture your flame, and when the time is right, make your mark upon this world with the force of a thousand suns! Hyah!
>Hind takes off into the sky
No.731469
>>731463
...oh, waitaminnit, I think that's her outside.
>squints out the window
>Lilly is drifting on a log
>>731464
Eli? My name's Kenny, dude.
>>731465
...duly noted.
>let's steer clear of the robot for now
>>731466
Nope. The golden goose is a myth. Though I think there are some giant people out there somewhere. Like Barbara Streisand.
>god bless the families of those killed by Mecha Streisand
No.731470
>>731469
the hell is she doing out there!
No.731471
>>731467
>the tear is falling into the dream
>it'll rust!
It's a dream if I've ever seen one with my own eyes!
We have shared a vision of perfection, Snake. I have no choice but to make it a reality!
>
Ah, after this race. And game night!
>>731468
>shouting after her
Taking a page from Achilles, are we! I didn't know you wanted to be an old fool like me!
>
Oi, are we starting now, or-
>forgot he was holding onto Ionioi Hetairoi
>[feedback loop]
>poink
>>731469
Bah, it all seems like too much work now.
No.731472
File: 1453580307895.jpg (405.53 KB, 450x884, 225:442, No one will notice I'm an ….jpg)
>>731469
Don't worry too much. Even if he does snap outta that, I'm used to dealin' with him by now. It's just a pain, y'know?
>holds his hand out
Anywaaay... my name's Ratchet. Nice to meet ya.
No.731473
>>731470
>trying to absorb water with her roots
>otherwise known as feet
...I don't feel quenched.
No.731474
>>731473
that water is dirty! get out of there!
No.731475
>>731469
Eliiiiiiii. Don't think you can fool me with such a simple disguise.
>>731471
>it's okay the shipgirls are made of WD-40
Snake... there should only be one snake, and one Boss.
>
No... the world would be better off without snakes.
>uh
Iskander, you've shrunk!
No.731476
>>731475
>OH YOU'RE LEAKING EVERYWHERE
Well I don't know what else to call you, the King of Conquerors has no boss!
>grin
>
My...my beard!
No.731477
>>731475
FAAAAATHEEEEEEER!
You thought that little boy in the parka was me, but it is I, LIQUID SNAKE!
Have at you!
No.731478
File: 1453580988689.png (881.94 KB, 1280x1034, 640:517, https٪3A٪2F٪2F56.media.tum….png)
>>731471
If you say so, boss.
>>731472
Ken McCormick. Nice to meetcha.
>>731475
But I'm really not.
>...
Wait, do you pay Eli money? Because of so, you were right, I'm totally in disguise.
No.731480
>>731476
Call me... Jack.
>
It's so... clean!
>>731477
ELIIIIIIII. Go to your room.
>>731478
My god, Eli's multiplied! There are too many hard-to-kill blonde jokes for my blood.
One of you... must die.
No.731481
File: 1453581104037.jpg (453.81 KB, 992x1920, 31:60, tumblr_mod7ee4t5Z1r4r1tro1….jpg)
>>731474
It is?
>lifts up her boots
>mud is dripping from them
Aw, hamburgers...
No.731482
>>731479
BRRRRRRRROTHER! Taking a page from the old man, are we? Gray hair and eyepatches must be the new trend!
I defy my genes, Snake! I defy YOU!
>>731480
N-no, it's uncomfortably warm in there and Ocelot's stupid cat is waiting for me in there!
No.731483
>>731478
>smiles
Huh. Usually it takes people a few minutes to get past the whole "alien" thing.
No.731484
>>731480
I can't be clean! The day isn't won unless your knees are green!
>handfuls of mud
>slaps them on his face
JACK! I MUST FIGHT LIKE A RIDER WARRIOR!
>runs off
No.731486
>>731482
Go to your room.
>>731484
What a nice young old man.
No.731487
>>731482
I'm older than you now.
Go to your room.
No.731488
File: 1453581593310.png (272.39 KB, 1131x963, 377:321, tumblr_inline_nvs9nvHSAk1q….png)
>>731483
I've been seeing aliens since third grade. Once they tried to cancel everyone on Earth cause our ratings were low. And before that they shoved a probe up Eric Cartman's ass.
>...
You seem nice, though.
>>731480
What? Nono, shoot him, I'm the real Edgar-I mean, Eli!
>fuck
No.731489
>>731485
Aww, but it's nice out...
>buzzes into the base
>drops on top of a sleeping Red
No.731490
>>731488
Sounds about right. You wouldn't believe how many people have asked me about probes.
>
...Not that I do that to people. S'just weird.
No.731491
>>731489
it's cold and ass! so other then drink crap water what are ya doing?
No.731492
>>731486
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>731487
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
No.731493
>>731487
>
>>731488
Lucky for you I don't like Eli.
>>731492
>SLAP
No.731494
>>731493
>
>just one slap
G-ghh... guh-going to my room...
>dragging self away
>trail of blood, bitchtears and mucus
>like a really really sad slug
No.731495
File: 1453582353952.jpg (513.79 KB, 800x1036, 200:259, ef453d67dede41324ee04ab231….jpg)
>>731492
Bet he got the little dick too.
>>731493
Aw, I didn't even get to say Meryl.
No.731496
File: 1453582509212.png (156.09 KB, 478x661, 478:661, tumblr_ljbjs7SCpf1qegvi4o1….png)
>>731491
Learnin' about people things! I know how to call a taxi cab now.
>takes a deep breath
HEY ASSHOLE PULL OVER I NEED A RIDE DON'T MAKE ME POP A CAP IN YOUR TIRES YOU FUCKIN' HEAR ME
>smiles
How was that?
No.731497
>>731496
yeah that seems about right, where did ya pick that up from?
No.731498
>>731494
That's a good Eli.
>>731495
Please, we're trying to discipline him, not scar him for life.
Can you imagine how annoying he'll be then?
No.731499
>>731498
Annoying...
Meryl?
No.731500
>>731497
Me an' Maddy played Crazy Taxi! I got all my people to the stops on time. Cept I failed cause I kept hittin' people on the sidewalks. That's no fun.
No.731501
>>731500
wait hitting people on the side walks isn't fun?
No.731505
File: 1453583139182.jpg (354.57 KB, 1024x1292, 256:323, tumblr_mqmonjfmaX1rfzbrho1….jpg)
>>731504
You're letting George take you shopping too much.
No.731506
>>731505
David. I'm wearing parts of George and Liquid right now.
They're... they're dead, son.
I am both your father and your brrrrother.
No.731507
>>731501
No, failin' cause I did ain't fun.
>grins
Are you ready to make some cuh-raay-zee money?
No.731508
M-maybe if I wear these ears, my plans will take root...
No.731509
File: 1453583378873.jpg (195.87 KB, 850x1062, 425:531, sample-188860ed28f4c3d94db….jpg)
>>731506
We're both dead, dad.
We died on her grave, remember.
>>731508
MERYL
No.731510
>>731508
>
You know what I just don't even care anymore.
Do what you want Eli.
>>731509
>
No.731511
>>731507
does Rosalina hide Xenomorphs in her basement?
No.731512
>>731509
NO YOU ARE NOT STARTING THAT AGAIN BRRRRRRRRROTHER
>>731510
FAAAATHER SNAKE'S DOING THE THING AGAIN
No.731514
>>731512
Doooon't care.
>>731513
Mrrl.
No.731515
>>731513
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>
>>731514
NO IT'S NOT FAIR I'M THE INFERIOR ONE SO YOU ALL PICK ON ME WAAAAAAHHHHH
No.731517
File: 1453583736175.jpg (248.79 KB, 850x1401, 850:1401, sample-136be34875a2e3adca9….jpg)
>>731514
Marel?
>>731515
>to the tune of STANDING
MERYL
MER MERMERYL
MERYLMERYL
MERMERMERMYL
No.731519
File: 1453583803651.jpg (70.39 KB, 500x677, 500:677, 500px-Cletus_Kasady_(Earth….jpg)
>>731516
yyyeeeeaaaahhh long story short I was stealing stuff from her again, found a hive in her basement, she got REALLY defensive about having it, and doesn't want me to tell Palutena or a Predator about it
No.731520
File: 1453583915477.png (89.87 KB, 500x283, 500:283, tumblr_nvgiorK6JU1r85fv7o1….png)
>>731517
>>731518
IT'S NOT FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIRRRRRRRR
No.731521
File: 1453583973783.png (313.4 KB, 500x645, 100:129, tumblr_ny1wjoNmvb1rzf5o5o1….png)
>>731518
Meryl...married someone else.
>>731520
Put a shirt on, hippie.
>leaves to go mope
No.731522
>>731520
>Boss where did you get that AK
Okay, show's over. Go back to your room.
>>731521
SHE MARRIED A SASAKI, DAVID.
A SASAKI! THEY CAN'T CONTROL THEIR BOWELS!
No.731523
>>731521
YOUR WOMAN MARRIED THE ONE WHO SHAT HIMSELF!
>g-good one
>>731522
>UH
>scurries the fuck off
No.731524
>>731523
Why are all my sons except the clone of my best one a disappointment.
Did I do something to deserve this?
No.731525
It's quiet... this can only mean one thing.
>slooowly takes an Outer Heaven flag
>thunk
Yosh.
No.731526
>>731525
>presses a button on his electrobinoculars
>snap
So what's next for this place?
No.731527
>>731526
Well seeing as it can self-repair, we could host all kinds of raucous events. Simple warhead storage is a little bit of a waste, eh?
No.731528
>>731527
Warheads would be stolen or decimated by the end of a week regardless.
Use it as a banquet hall? That could work. Might need an acid bath before it's even remotely clean enough though.
No.731529
>>731528
That too.
>looking around
It's going to need multiple acid baths.
No.731531
>>731530
get back into the well
No.731533
>>731531
Well? Hoppo, not little Timmy!
Hoppo, dog! Woof!
>>731532
>!
No.731534
File: 1453588302746.jpg (440.91 KB, 629x880, 629:880, tumblr_nmlnb5us1b1t30u54o1….jpg)
>>731533
Aha, this is a stick-up!
>chocolate Mk.22 deployed
No.731535
File: 1453588305982.jpg (272.57 KB, 1024x1462, 512:731, carnage_by_soul_drawer-d39….jpg)
>>731533
>squirts with a water bottle
No.731536
>>731529
>hmm
What about a plasma bath? If it's reduced to near rubble, it'll just rebuild itself brand new. Much easier than pumping in cleaning solution.
>
I haven't called in an orbital strike in months.
No.731537
>>731536
Now we're talking.
No.731538
>>731534
Up?
>
Hoppo, chocolate?
>>731535
>squirted
>:C
Nooooooooooooo fighting!
No.731540
File: 1453588516449.jpg (597.67 KB, 1084x1500, 271:375, tumblr_nlzsf9j3A31t30u54o1….jpg)
No.731541
File: 1453588771759.jpg (334.82 KB, 850x1201, 850:1201, sample-f7e4da657e71a1212cc….jpg)
>>731539
Wrong!
>>731540
>!
>SERIOUS SHADING
Hoppo, not a pushover!
Boss fight, now!
No.731542
>>731541
she's got ya Hoss
>siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip
No.731543
File: 1453588827846.jpg (225.62 KB, 850x993, 850:993, sample-c8bb60a1b2bb8e08478….jpg)
>>731541
Wahaha, yeah? Bring it on, this Musashi will never submit!
No.731544
>>731537
It's the only way to be sure.
>salutes
Thank you, sir. I'll go... deliver the good news to the turbolaser gunners.
>jetpacks away
No.731545
>>731544
Have it done by midnight, I want to see the night sky light up!
>waves Fordo off
No.731546
File: 1453588985989.jpg (159.67 KB, 850x1855, 170:371, sample-d2ce2fb7c88f251a8ec….jpg)
>>731542
Hoppo, not Hoss!
Hoss, Bonanza!
>>731543
Stack!
>two Hellcats float up
>clumsily stack on top of Hoppo's head
Two, beat Hoppo!
No.731547
>>731546
Double stack.
>tiddies on the hellcats
No.731548
>>731546
have fun with that
No.731549
>>731547
>!
>
Too heavy!
>>731548
Hoppo, the strongest!
No.731551
File: 1453589341167.jpg (222.66 KB, 850x1298, 425:649, sample-5256587ce05762852c7….jpg)
>>731549
Wahahahaha!
>buttefly net out
Come to this Musashi, you lost!
No.731552
>>731550
The strongest!
>>731551
No!
>uh
First, life story!
>...
>scampering away
No.731553
>>731552
OI!
>barrel rolling after her offscreen
No.731554
Hmm. I wonder what I should do now. Timezone difference means most of the shipgirls are resting on base.
No.731559
File: 1453590701746.png (820.67 KB, 1100x684, 275:171, tumblr_nw1f7sHeKp1r2ytrvo1….png)
>>731558
I...
That's...
That's really really gay.
No.731560
>>731559
So was all the flexing we did in Costa Del Sol. On your recommendation.
Don't think I forgot the things we did in the box, Kaz.
No.731561
>>731560
I knew, Boss. I knew I'd be ten pounds light one day and I wanted to see my right arm in all its glory before then.
The box was special.
No.731562
>>731561
No, Kaz.
You're special.
No.731563
File: 1453591064420.png (803.15 KB, 1100x684, 275:171, tumblr_nw1f7sHeKp1r2ytrvo2….png)
>>731562
T-They have a saying in Japan.
Baka.
No.731566
>>731565
IT'S ALL I KNOW HOW TO DO
>PAWNCH
No.731567
>>731566
BOOOOOOOOOoooosss-
>ding
No.731568
>>731567
Mistakes... mistakes were made.
No.731569
>>731566
>>731567
>[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA]
No.731570
>>731569
>
You... you saw nothing.
No.731572
>>731571
I see you're going to be difficult.
You leave me no choice...
No.731573
>>731571
>don't let him know I saw it too
No.731574
File: 1453591718754.jpg (93.67 KB, 850x554, 425:277, sample-0d0bc692b739a2a3b0f….jpg)
>>731572
Gonna put me down like sis, huh? Like a rabid fuckin' dog.
You think I'm goin' out without a fight, you're fuckin' braindead.
>>731573
HOLY SHIT IT'S A PREDATOR
No.731575
>>731574
HNNNNRRRRRRRRGGGH
>what the fuck he's powering up
No.731576
File: 1453591843259.jpg (140.64 KB, 575x313, 575:313, invisibility-cloak-predato….jpg)
No.731577
>>731575
What the fuuuUUUUUCCCCKKK
>>731576
GET BACK HERE AND KILL HIS ASS YOU USELESS SHIT
No.731578
File: 1453591951077.jpg (63.71 KB, 850x382, 425:191, sample-5df56b621e3ec714d0a….jpg)
>>731577
>
Kept ya waiting, huh...
No.731580
>>731579
Alright. Let's do this.
>snake get
>crunch
No.731581
>>731577
Revy stop acknowledging the Predator
No.731582
>maybe wearing this mask will hide the fact that I'm confused as fuck right now
No.731583
>>731580
Man I musta had too much of that fuckin' tequila...
>>731581
YOU WANNA DIE, RED
No.731584
>>731583
that doesn't work for me, now talk to Bucky
No.731585
File: 1453592271983.jpg (146.39 KB, 850x785, 170:157, sample-03ade10a28152a75991….jpg)
>>731582
>Boss is young now
>not big surprise
Bucky.
>>731583
Gear Rex... go!
>
No.731586
File: 1453592414384.png (274.62 KB, 500x551, 500:551, tumblr_nar3r62RxM1tu9bwyo1….png)
>>731584
Who the fuck?
>>731585
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME, WHAT IS THIS JURASSIC PARK BULLSHIT
No.731587
File: 1453592524515.png (508.59 KB, 726x866, 363:433, TELL ME ABOUT BUCKY, WHY D….png)
>>731585
>I beg to differ
>not aging is one thing but this is new
...Mind if I ask you a question, Boss?
>>731586
Not exactly sure why Carnage is pointing you to me, but uh... hello.
No.731588
File: 1453592568237.png (596.67 KB, 500x698, 250:349, tumblr_nwr0ygzUFD1squ25to1….png)
>>731586
The missing link between infantry and artillery: Metal Gear... but not just any Metal Gear. One brought to life. True life.
FINISH IT!
>>731587
Go on.
No.731589
>>731587
Got something to say, fuckboy?
>>731588
>uh
>M79 GO
>punkt
Man this's gotta be the worst fuckin' fever dream ever.
No.731590
>>731586
you'll see
>>731587
so why is Cap looking for me?
No.731591
File: 1453592997062.jpg (728.9 KB, 742x841, 742:841, Most attractive 90-year ol….jpg)
>>731588
Could you have just done that at any time? The whole "turning young" again thing, I mean.
>>731589
>pulls his mask off
>OH NO HE'S HOT
No, not really.
>>731590
Someone keeps sending him Civil War documentaries for some reason. I'm guessing he made you his main suspect.
No.731592
>>731589
>SKREEEEEONK
Yeah okay this isn't nearly as thrilling, who actually enjoys cockfighting?
>POWAH DOWN
>old Boss returns
Who are you again?
>>731591
Overcharging nanomachines. Veeeeery risky.
No.731593
>>731591
......shit, I wish I did come up with that!
No.731594
>>731591
>s-shit
So out with it. Whaddya want.
>>731592
What the-fuck you, I had it!
>rrrr
No.731595
>>731594
Hello, Fuck You, I Had It.
I'm Boss.
>dun dun duuuuuunnnn
No.731596
>>731592
>concern levels: rising
...How risky are we talking?
>>731593
So it wasn't you? Huh... maybe it's Tony's fault.
>>731594
Nothing. Like I said, no clue why Carnage wants you to talk to me.
No.731597
>>731596
I wish it was, but not this time, try asking The Skull
No.731598
>>731595
>boiling point: yes
>Tea_Kettle.mp4
You fuckin'...
>>731596
SO WHAT THE FUCK'RE YOU STILL DOIN' TALKING TO ME, ASSHOLE
No.731599
>>731596
Well if I consider it risky, that should be a good frame of reference, eh?
>>731598
Would you like to see your precious "sis"?
No.731600
>>731599
>sis
>SIS
>dingdingding
No.731601
File: 1453593644506.png (594.83 KB, 1024x1185, 1024:1185, Get the shotguns, boys.png)
>>731597
Red Skull seems a little too obvious, don't you think? Still, I guess it's possible.
>>731598
>blink
>blink
What's with the hostility?
>>731599
Good point. ...At least it looked cool.
No.731602
>>731600
>it's like hitting solid steel
>nanomachines, son
That must be uncomfortable.
>plucks her off by the scruff
>and points her in the general direction of a window
Wave hello to Boris.
>>731601
It's true. It feels... good, to be young again sometimes.
No.731603
>>731601
GOD DAMN IT
>>731602
>BARK BARK BARK
>also fuck my hands again aaaaaaaaa
gkkkt...
No.731607
File: 1453593907507.jpg (54.33 KB, 374x560, 187:280, 0c7b776beb1f1ae2b000e098c4….jpg)
>>731604
>!
'm wavin, 'm wavin...
>>731606
>sheesh
>waves
No.731608
>>731606
>
>I can see you motherfucker
>waving
>>731607
She's still alive, you know. Turns out she really is too much like me.
>walkman embedded in his suit playing
>Ain't No Grave.mp3
Mantiiiiiis.
No.731609
File: 1453594039741.png (439.58 KB, 786x674, 393:337, Robo-limbs are always cool.png)
>>731602
I definitely don't mind staying as young as I have, but I'm never gonna shake the feeling that I missed a lot. 'Least I woke up in time to see most of my friends from the '40s one last time before they passed away.
>>731603
>well damn
Fine, fine, I'll back off.
>>731605
>shakes his head
Crossbones would try to assassinate Cap again, not resort to flooding his mailbox.
No.731610
>>731607
Two Hands...
>trying to communicate with semaphore
>>731608
>YES SIR NO SIR
>frantically waving back
No.731611
>>731609
head in chest guy?
No.731612
>>731608
>hwat
Alive? The fuck're you-
>2+2
>ALL CONSUMING RAGE
C'MERE YOU FUCKIN' DEAD MOTHERFUCKER I'LL KILL YOU
>writhing
No.731614
>>731609
It's a hard lot...
>>731610
>pleased
>>731612
>dangling her by the shoulders
Shhhhh. It's a good song.
>>731613
Maaaaantiiiiiiiiiis.
No.731615
>>731614
>HUFF
>PUFF
>KILL YOUR ASS DOWN
>oh but Johnny Cash
Where.
No.731616
File: 1453594466978.jpg (77.35 KB, 500x527, 500:527, tumblr_nv97ukCDVj1so290xo1….jpg)
>>731614
Booooooooooooooooooss
No.731617
>>731615
Now now. She will find you if she has need of you, as always, eh?
>gotta love JC
>>731616
What did I tell you about the convenient music?
Because I love it.
No.731618
>>731611
You mean Arnim Zola?
>shrug
Maybe. Cap'll find out sooner or later.
>>731614
You're telling me. Took me way too long to accept how much things had changed.
No.731619
File: 1453594708614.jpg (84.16 KB, 593x588, 593:588, tumblr_mm4o63fatP1rw2cxto4….jpg)
>>731617
Well you know, I figured we needed some more pizzazz around here. Do you wanna sign for the grab bag of the mutant school rejects or should I just get Liquid to forge it again.
No.731620
>>731617
Need of me? Fuck that!
>she doesn't caaaaaaaaaaaaare
>aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
...
No.731621
>>731618
It's never "too long."
Not for something like that. I can assure you.
Grief... I spent ten years locked up in a room after I killed Boss.
>>731619
Of course I want Eli to forge it, I'm busy grooving.
>>731620
>just kinda
>puts Revy down
There.
No.731622
File: 1453594956815.jpg (146.67 KB, 653x453, 653:453, tumblr_mnbvrpD1Ry1rortavo1….jpg)
>>731621
Grooving behind the rocks!
>gone
No.731623
File: 1453595021181.gif (130.84 KB, 500x315, 100:63, tumblr_nzz5fn1GKF1slvqiko1….gif)
No.731624
>>731623
>push buttan
>recieve Hurt.mp3
Tell me, girl: you care about her to the point you'd kill someone over her.
Is she the same for you?
No.731625
>>731621
I don't blame you. I know I wouldn't be able to handle having to kill Steve.
No.731626
>>731624
Guess not.
I dunno, I was bored and wanted to do somethin' different, I guess.
Fuck do you care.
No.731627
>>731625
And you never will. I promise.
>>731626
People like her, like me... we don't deserve that kind of treatment.
You're a better human being than us.
No.731628
>>731627
Did ya listen to anything I just fuckin' said? I didn't do it for nothin'.
Just fuckin' felt like it.
No.731629
File: 1453595768207.png (350.22 KB, 652x870, 326:435, Mama, just killed a man, p….png)
>>731627
I'm gonna hold you to that, Boss. I've met a lot of people I don't want to lose, but Steve's definitely at the top of the list. He may not have trained me, but that doesn't mean he didn't teach me a lot.
No.731630
>>731628
>this taste
>is the taste of a liar
Sure you did. Crossed all the way from Roanapur on a whim. A passing fancy. Began to miss work with your own pirate crew simply because you felt like it.
>homework: done
>thanks Intelligence Unit
At least try to sound convincing when you lie, hmm? Otherwise... what's the point?
>>731629
Of course. I owe him a debt myself. Saved my Boss in the war.
No.731631
>>731630
>here it comes
>only a matter of time
IT'S ALL I KNOW HOW TO DO
No.731632
>>731630
He did? Huh. Small world, isn't it?
No.731633
>>731631
>WHAMMU
>manually disabling cheek nanomachines
>still fairly stronk because supersoldier
Is that so?
>pushan against the fist
Then never learn. Loyalty is rare these days.
>>731632
She was charging Normandy and... well, it's an embarrassing story.
Gave birth on the battlefield, had to be covered while The End performed emergency surgery.
Someone had to stop the bullets, eh?
No.731634
>>731633
Ain't nothin' worth being loyal to anymore.
"Loyalty", gimme a fuckin' break. It doesn't exist.
Pay somebody enough in whatever they want, you got yourself a soldier, a whore, what fuckin' have you.
What's the point when it's one-sided.
>clomps off
No.731635
>>731633
>smiles
Seems like he's had a habit of being in the right place at the right time his whole life.
No.731636
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No.731637
>>731634
Ah... I see now.
It makes sense.
>>731635
He's as much my hero as Boss was.
No.731638
>>731636
Right on cue, huh, Steve?
>>731637
>nods
I know what you mean.
No.731639
>>731636
Captain.
>>731638
This... this is good.
No.731640
File: 1453596966776.jpg (198.79 KB, 600x815, 120:163, Captain-America-Kris-Anka-….jpg)
>>731638
Happy accident. I was here a few days ago and I dropped my spare car keys
No.731641
>>731639
>smile
Won't argue with you there.
>>731640
Oh. Well, they're probably still around here somewhere.
No.731642
>>731639
Boss.
>>731641
So what's new Buck?
No.731643
>>731641
Apologies for that woman who was yelling at you and punching me.
More and more broken people. I used to rally people like her under my banner, turn them into mercenaries. Use them to incite global war.
Now I'm not quite sure what to do about them.
>>731642
Keeping busy?
No.731644
File: 1453597385022.png (779.77 KB, 634x894, 317:447, Time to assassinate people….png)
>>731642
Well, Big Boss has pretty much claimed the Hall of Doom as part of his territory now. It's better off that way, if you ask me.
>>731643
Not much you can do, honestly. Can't help people who don't wanna be helped.
No.731645
>>731643
My serum has been fully restored. Been getting my reflexes back in line
>>731644
What as like an embassy?
No.731646
>>731644
That's quitter talk.
>>731645
I still don't understand how it left to begin with.
No.731647
File: 1453597681620.png (802.33 KB, 586x911, 586:911, This is a sneaking mission.png)
>>731645
We're still discussing what to do with the place. For now it looks like we'll mostly be storing stuff here.
>>731646
...Yeah, I guess it is. There's always hope, right?
No.731648
File: 1453597835141.jpg (560.46 KB, 1000x1294, 500:647, tumblr_o18fgxaHPy1re8ijgo1….jpg)
>>731646
Evil science rarely has to make sense.
>>731647
Just don't store anything that will bring hell down on you.
No.731649
>>731647
Balalaika isn't much in the vein of rehabilitation. She's more like how I used to be in the past, minus the resources.
That girl may be lost. Using money to justify her actions.
>>731648
What a headache.
>
Hell has a habit of coming down whenever it damn well pleases, Captain.
No.731650
>>731648
>nod
I'll do my best to be careful.
>>731649
She's got in her head that money's all that matters. Someone has to show her otherwise if she's going to get any better.
No.731651
>>731649
Then, how about don't do anything that could hurt civilians or bring sanctions?
>>731650
So, other than work stuff how's it going?
No.731652
>>731650
I'll do some research on the Lagoon Company.
>>731651
You realize what this place is, yes?
No.731653
>>731652
The fading shell of a once respected and feared villiany collective.
No.731655
>>731653
"Respected and feared" is one way to put it. Toymaker aside, maybe.
>dry chuckle
It's also for the most part an embassy. At least by midnight it will.
I wouldn't recommend being anywhere within a mile radius of the place when the clocks strike twelve.
No.731656
>>731651
Life's been pretty good, actually. It's nice to have a break where everything's just... simple, y'know?
>>731652
Shouldn't be too hard with all the databases we can access.
No.731657
>>731656
They're pirates who operate in Roanapur. There won't be any records. Not useful ones at least.
I'll just have to track them down and interrogate one of them.
No.731658
File: 1453599875887.png (173.51 KB, 500x678, 250:339, Nobody cared who I was unt….png)
>>731657
That works too. Gotta get the information somehow.
No.731659
>>731658
I'd like you to come with me. Snake's still busy in the middle east.
No.731660
File: 1453600180541.jpg (367.77 KB, 661x980, 661:980, Wait, is his arm nuclear-p….jpg)
>>731659
Sure. I could use something to do.
No.731661
>>731660
Good.
>Walkman: on
>good ol' Johnny Cash
The quiet's back.
No.731662
File: 1453600625756.png (335.35 KB, 515x785, 103:157, Domino masks are kind of p….png)
>>731661
I've got a feeling that'll be happening a lot more often now.
No.731663
>>731662
If only it wasn't so.
No.731664
>>731663
Yeah... sooner or later we're gonna stop feeling like this is a good thing.
No.731665
>>731664
We must do something about this.
No.731666
File: 1453601380484.jpg (65.33 KB, 600x707, 600:707, Just a soldier like all th….jpg)
>>731665
What, like force people into coming here?
No.731667
>>731666
I was thinking to just turn the jukebox on.
No.731668
>>731667
...Yeah, that sounds like the easier solution.
No.731669
>>731668
It's a little concerning that your first thought was to abduct people.
No.731670
Geh, so this is part of home too?
No.731671
File: 1453602212981.png (130.31 KB, 674x1070, 337:535, This is my rifle, this is ….png)
>>731669
>nervous laugh
Guess I haven't been getting enough sleep. I need to think more before I start talking.
>>731670
It is now. Nobody seems to care that Boss is claiming the place, either.
No.731672
>>731670
Isn't it great?
>>731671
You really should get some rest.
No.731673
File: 1453602340412.jpg (107.77 KB, 1280x667, 1280:667, tumblr_nqcddp472b1uxn41jo1….jpg)
>>731671
Neat. The wifi's great.
>>731672
Oi, Boss! How d'ya like my new suit?
No.731674
>>731672
Yeah, I know. Pushing myself too hard's gonna bite me in the ass sooner or later if I'm not careful.
>>731673
>smiles
Nice to hear you're adjusting already.
No.731675
>>731673
>
>>731674
>currently fawning over sneaking suit
>aaaaa
I'm sorry?
No.731676
>>731674
Gahaha, it's no biggie.
>>731675
Eh? Ehhh? Ain't it great?
No.731678
>>731675
>that's our Boss!
>grins
Don't worry about it. Wasn't important.
>>731676
I'll admit, this place does kinda grow on you after a while.
No.731679
>>731676
I don't think I've ever seen a woman wear one of our sneaking suits before.
This is nice.
>>731677
Eeeeeh?
>>731678
Oh. Alright then.
No.731680
File: 1453603209889.png (282.43 KB, 565x800, 113:160, 165a3b0777289bcba56599895d….png)
>>731677
>uh
Oi!
>>731678
Right? It's pretty comfy. We can even mess it up as much as we want!
>>731679
Gahaha, they won't see me comin'!
No.731681
File: 1453603260417.jpg (53.48 KB, 586x307, 586:307, Why are we here, just to s….jpg)
>>731679
Eeeeeeeeeh?
>>731680
>pomf
>NUCLEAR Tats reporting
You look so sneaky in that suit, Tenryuu-chan.
No.731682
>>731680
>thambsu appu
>>731681
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeh?
No.731683
>>731681
>eeee
>grins
Oi, Tatsuta! Ya scared?
>>731682
>yosh!
No.731684
File: 1453603385680.jpg (615.58 KB, 730x1009, 730:1009, 9f9e21edf6f1e2c96a5487a8ac….jpg)
>Back in this hovel again.
>But why?
>And where did these clothes come from?
>It looks like a case of...
>Deadman's Questions
>[NOIR MUSIC]
No.731685
>>731679
By the way... any reason you told Steve not to be here at midnight?
>>731680
>chuckles
Why is it I always hang around the people who like breaking stuff?
No.731686
File: 1453603504763.jpg (98.82 KB, 850x567, 850:567, sample-32016c5adbf0d6a1052….jpg)
>>731682
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh?
>>731683
>
Should I be scared, Tenryuu-chan?
That's concerning, you know. It makes me think you're keeping something from your sister.
No.731687
>>731685
We're vaporizing the place and letting it reform from the ground up.
>>731686
>Calorie Mate go
Eh.
No.731688
File: 1453603644631.jpg (155.02 KB, 600x942, 100:157, tumblr_nrx9ucMAeH1uqnb9ko1….jpg)
>>731686
>unbridled EXCITEMENT
I got my second remodel!!
>>731685
It's fun!
No.731689
>>731687
Eat your Calorie Mate, Boss~
You want to grow up big and strong, don't you?
>>731688
>
>
Eh?
>slowly puts the nagi away
That's wonderful~! They won't call you a waste of fanservice now.
No.731690
>>731684
You look confused.
No.731691
>>731687
Oh. Okay.
>
...Wait, why?
>>731688
Of course it is. Getting caught's the part that sucks.
No.731692
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>>731689
Haha, yea-waitwhat
>waste
>waste
>waste
Ghh...
>SHOT THROUGH THE HEART
>AND YOU'RE TO BLAME
>>731691
U-uh...
>shaking her head
Nah, getting caught's the fun part!
No.731693
File: 1453604017504.png (383.2 KB, 700x642, 350:321, 37722003a6616139c27d4be6a2….png)
>>731690
>UH
>Man randomly appearing
>Nnnnoooo thank you.
Are...are you some sort of shepherd?
No.731694
>>731689
>it's already gone
>beardcrumbs disappearing into the pocket dimension
Eh? But I don't grow anymore. I'm old.
>>731691
Cheaper and quicker than an acid bath to get the years of filth and human fluids out.
No.731695
>>731692
>big ol' question mark pops up
Ara, is something wrong, Tenryuu?
There's nothing to be ashamed of, I'm sure you'll catch up to the rest of us in no time.
>patpat
>question mark falls down
Oh my!
>>731694
>hand raised
No.731696
Alright, who ate all my fig newtons?
No.731697
>>731693
You'll want to get in the other line if shepherding is what you're after. I was never much for sheep.
There's a void left by the death of someone important. You're going to fill it.
No.731698
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>>731692
>tilts his head
Hey, you okay? Looked like something was bothering you for a second there.
>>731694
>shudders a little
...I had to ask.
No.731699
File: 1453604306805.jpg (87.87 KB, 850x1202, 425:601, sample-c4e1a3af480d3e7a8ab….jpg)
>>731695
I-I'm not a waste, dammit!
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
It's not my fault I only get sent on expeditions!!
>>731698
>"AAAAAAAAAAAAAA'
I'm fine, fine fine fine!!
No.731700
>>731697
I...
>Bowie hair growing back in
W-Wait...!
No.731701
>>731695
Ehhhh?
>>731696
...
...
...
>[sweating]
>brushing crumbs
Fig Newtons?
>>731698
Yyyyyep.
No.731702
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>>731701
People have been trying to punk me all day, saying David Bowie is dead, now I've got no fig newtons. This day is a garbage day
No.731703
>>731699
Well no, not anymore you're not~
You're so good at expeditions too, you deserved a second upgrade for a long time.
Maybe I should have a word with that mean old Akashi...
>>731701
Won't the fluids just be replaced? It's futile, Boss.
No.731704
>>731700
Try not to drown yourself this time, mm?
>gone
No.731705
File: 1453604689778.jpg (70.47 KB, 600x827, 600:827, My Winter Soldier can't be….jpg)
>>731699
>convinced status: not at all
...If you say so. I'm not gonna force you to talk about it.
>>731701
Really says something about how bad this place got when our best option is "blow it up and start over", doesn't it?
No.731706
>>731702
But Bowie is right there.
>point
>...
>reaches into his beard
>fresh pack of Fig Newtons
Happy Day, my friend.
>>731703
It won't be caked on at least. Easier to deal with in fewer amounts, eh?
We need a janitor.
>>731705
It really does. At least the repairs are free.
No.731707
>>731703
Kuhuhu... Kai Ni, this is so exciting!
>
Oi, don't go poking Akashi with that nagi, she made us all plasma stuff!
>
You get your upgrades? Weren't you AWOL?
You gotta ask!
>>731705
Good, 'cause I don't wanna, 'kay?
>cheesegrin
No.731708
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>>731706
>stares at the fig newtons
>did he just pull those from his....
I'm uh...I'm good.
No.731709
>>731706
Eh? But we already have three.
>tuuuuuuuuuurn
They do it for free, don't you?
>>731707
Plasma?
>dripdripdrip
Like this?
>
I'll be fine without Kai Ni, just but happy for yourself~
No.731710
>>731706
I just hope nobody's left anything important here.
>>731707
>thumbs up
Gotcha. I'll try not to bring it up again.
No.731712
>>731708
Suit yourself.
>pack: opened
>figgy goodness
>>731709
>looking at the camera
Lucky they're outside your range, eh?
>>731710
That would be their mistake.
No.731713
>>731711
>
>
>
VAMPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRE
No.731714
>>731709
Oi, your head!
>
Dumbass, don't do that to me!
>guh
>>731710
You're a good guy, metal arm dude.
No.731715
>>731713
Heeeeeelloooooo Sooooliduuusssss
>SLUUURRRRPPPP
>
This taste, is the taste of a liar.
BIG BOSS
No.731716
>>731712
Guess so. Still, I might as well take a look around before we blow the place sky-high. It's the right thing to do. I'd feel bad if somebody lost something super-valuable 'cause of us.
>>731714
>smirks
What, forget my name already?
No.731717
No.731718
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>>731712
>sigh
So why did we claim this place? Is it to send bad recruits to punish them?
No.731719
>>731712
Silly Boss, they don't need to be in my range.
They already know what they've done.
>>731714
>ufufufufufu
So worried about me~ You're my hero, Tenryuu~
But don't worry, it's not mine. I checked!
No.731720
>>731715
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>SLAP
>>731716
>currently freaking out
>Big Boss is terrified of vampires, who knew?
>>731718
IT HAS USEEEEEEEESSSS
>>731719
THEY DOOOOOOOO
AAAAAA TATSUTA A VAMPIRE STAB IT STAB IT STAB IT
No.731721
File: 1453605722203.jpg (46.46 KB, 500x409, 500:409, tumblr_ns1voxat931r8tq4mo1….jpg)
>>731716
Uh...
>
>
>
Red Star...?
>>731719
E-eh...? Hero?
>big sis tendencies: go
Oi, scarin' your sis like that... you oughtta be punished.
No.731722
>>731718
Hellloooooooooo other Booooosssssss
Nice weather we're having.
>>731720
>head spins around on his neck
>comes to a stop at the exact same position
>flicks a snake tongue
No.731723
>>731720
Why are you screaming?
No.731724
>>731720
>snappy salute
Tenryuu-class Light Cruiser Tatsuta, sortieing!
>>731721
>nyohoho
>paunch pinch
Punished?
>>731722
>gleam
>
>>
>>>
>Tats no calm down
No.731725
>>731720
Boss?! Boss, calm down!
>>731721
Good guess, but no.
>mock salute
Bucky Barnes, at your service.
No.731726
>>731722
AAAAAAAA IT'S STILL ALIIIIIIVE!
>>731723
VAMPIIIIRE
VAMPIRES ARE REAL I TOLD YOU PARA-MEDIC WAS RIGHT AAAAAAAAAAA
>>731725
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
No.731727
>>731724
>oops
AAAA--oh cool--AAAAAAAA
No.731728
>>731722
>rolls up a newspaper
>whaps him in the face
No. Bad. No.
>>731724
What?
>>731726
If course vamps are real. Everything else is.
No.731729
>>731724
Whoa hey jeez what is this.
>>731726
Dude, get your people in order.
>nyooooom
>WOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOP
>>731728
>yoink
Got your newspaperrrrrrrrr
No.731730
>>731724
Puni-hey I'm trying to talk all sexy-like dammit leggo of my-
>ooooh
Sortieing without me?
>>731725
Bucky!
>tfw never met Buck
>abandoned at sea before Battleship Island
No.731731
>>731726
>...Should I call Blade?
>Wait, he's part vampire too.
>Uhhh...
It's going to be okay, sir. Just calm down.
>>731730
>sad_violin.mp3
Winter Soldier works too, but most of my friends don't call me that.
No.731732
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>>731727
Boss, he got away!
And he's walking on water...ooooooooh!
>>731728
I have mail for you!
>hands him a package
>>731730
>dust settling
>
Eh? Don't mind me, Tenryuu-chan. Continue.
No.731733
>>731728
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>gasping for air
...
...
...
Nuke all vampires.
>>731729
I WILL DESTROY YOU BLOODSUCKING ABOMINATION
>>731731
>calming down
>kinda
I'm sorry you had to see me like that.
>>731732
We're going to destroy him. Entirely. I don't want a single vampire cell left.
No.731734
File: 1453606533037.jpg (553.53 KB, 942x1332, 157:222, tumblr_nqihlazdZP1u7jjrbo1….jpg)
>>731731
So Bucky it is.
>>731732
Gah... next time we'll sortie together! Expeditions no more! ...Unless necessary. I kinda got good at them.
No.731735
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>>731729
>newspaper was rolled around a garlic bomb
Peace was never an option
>>731732
Why are you getting my mail? What am I even getting mail?
>>731733
And get super mutant vampires?
No.731736
>>731733
It's fine. Everyone's afraid of something, I guess.
>>731734
You got it.
>
Guess it's kinda my fault for not telling you my name 'till now, though.
No.731737
File: 1453606765339.jpg (182.31 KB, 800x1112, 100:139, yande.re 290384 breast_gra….jpg)
>>731733
Oh my!
So afraid of vampires, Boss. He seemed harmless enough.
>>731734
You have your Kai Ni now, don't you?
I'm sure you can catch up to a slow ship like me whenever if you wanted to. Silly Tenryuu, were you just watching?
>>731735
You change your name too often, mister Venom.
Also because I steal everyone's mail.
No.731738
>>731735
Mother of God...
>
We're hiring vampire hunters now.
>>731736
>guh
It's so silly. That damn Para-Medic...
>>731737
>aaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I fear no man. But those things are no men.
No.731739
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>>731736
I'm the Tenryuu-class Light Cruiser: Tenryuu!
>>731737
But what about you? I don't wanna leave you behind, and I won't be abandoned either!
We're together you dummy.
>
Guh. I was all caught up watching.
No.731740
>>731738
...High caliber hollow-point bullets made of silver. That should be enough to do some damage to a vampire if everything I've heard about 'em checks out.
>>731739
>smiles
Pleasure to meet you.
No.731742
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>>731738
But they used to be men, didn't they?
You used to be a man too, ne? Something about being a demon~
You're more similar than you think, Boss.
>>731739
>ara
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeh? Watching me?
>
It can't be helped, if it will stop your crying, I'll...see Akashi.
>and then Musashi
>nobody hangs out with my sis that much without being suspicious
No.731743
>I may
>I may have picked a bad time to show up
No.731744
>>731740
Well I know what to spend on.
>>731741
What a happy young girl.
>>731742
Venom is the demon-
>>731743
>
No.731745
>>731740
So what's with the arm?
>>731742
>
Eh? You'd do that for me?
No.731746
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>>731737
I have my reasons.
Also, stop stealing my mail.
>>731738
Sounds like a good idea.
No.731747
>>731743
>I spy with my little eye
>
>>731744
Oi, 'o took th'bloody gravefodder outta th'morgue?
No.731748
>>731744
We're all demons, Boss.
>>731745
Don't be silly Tenryuu-chan, I'd do anything for you.
You'll have to be there, in case it hurts.
>them
>>731746
A subscription to Cat Fancy?
There's no reason to be embarrassed about that.
No.731749
>>731746
While we're at it, find out if Solidus is suddenly alive again.
>>731747
>English
>sneers
A beefeater, eh.
>>731748
Demons destroy and corrupt, we protect.
>
Through destruction.
There was an apt comparison somewhere in there but it's gone now.
No.731750
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>>731748
Heheh, scared to go in for upgrades? Sis has you~.
>oh Tenny
>you idiot
No.731751
>>731744
Glad I could help, Boss.
>>731745
Lost my real arm in an explosion during World War II. I was given a new arm by the Russians when they brainwashed me into being their personal hitman.
>looks at his arm
That's the short version, anyway.
No.731753
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>>731749
It's ok, Boss. I'm sure it's just the thought that counts~
>subtly unrolling a Tatsuta Was Right shirt
>>731750
I just don't know what will happen~ I wouldn't want to worry anyone.
>ahuhuhuhuhu
I'll go get ready, ne?
>skips off
No.731754
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>>731749
Only beef's I eat s'pussy, cunt.
Y'lookin' f'r a vampire killer, eh? Look no bloody fuckin' furver, bahahaha.
>>731752
Lovely night for a stroll, innit?
Wanna take a walk on th'wild side wiv me, pally?
>
That ain't gay.
No.731755
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>>731748
>don't ask if they printed my letter
It's supposed to have been dog fancy
>>731749
He's not my kid
No.731756
>>731751
>[sweating]
>VAMPIIIIRES
Maybe soon.
>>731752
>he's freaked out to the point where it's looped all the way back to some odd sense of calm
Another one, eh?
>>731754
>
Kill it.
>>731755
He's technically me so in a way he's your brrrrother.
No.731757
>>731751
Russians, huh. I've never met a Russian-oh no Tatsuta! I'll be back!
>>731753
Waaaaaait!
>skates off
No.731758
>>731756
You could tell just by looking? Or... Are you just assuming?
>>731754
I'll have you know I'm a married man.
>puff
Vampire hunter, huh?
No.731759
>>731756
Who knows, you may not be so scared of vampires once you learn how to deal with 'em.
>>731757
Okay. You know where to find me.
No.731760
>>731756
>
Wiv pleasure.
>>731758
Aye well if y'married so much why dontcha...uh, go marry a bloke.
>
Le's fight.
No.731761
No.731762
>>731756
The layers and twists of our lives are way to confusing.
No.731763
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Paperback, 5% recycled, lined paper with a 9mm margin.
>sticking her tongue out
>sparks flying
Shortcut: notebook!
>and a notebook appears in her hand
It worked!
No.731764
>>731758
I was bluffing.
>[sweating intensifies]
Stay very far away from me.
>>731760
Strings...
>>731762
You have no idea. Being cloned sixty billion times is insane.
No.731767
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>>731764
You need to write up a pamphlet to help people keep track
No.731769
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No.731770
>>731767
I already have.
>hands him one
>>731768
>fork slowly comes out of Boss' beard
Hmm...
No.731772
File: 1453609077684.gif (778.23 KB, 505x284, 505:284, tumblr_nwjbddWQu31ufcfm2o1….gif)
>>731770
>reads it over
>sooooooo much lore
>shrapnel starts twitching
No.731773
>>731764
And I fell for it... How shameful... Age must be finally catching up to me.
>sigh
Listen, I understand your fear but... May I get your autograph?
>>731760
Very well, only staying in the audience gets boring after a while.
>HEAVEN OR HELL
>LET'S ROCK
No.731774
>>731769
Shortcut: Crescent Dart!
>twirling it in her fingers
Cool, huh?
No.731775
>>731763
The hell do you mean "it worked"? You didn't know you could do that?
No.731776
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>>731764
NO
DON'T SAY NUFFIN
THEY MIGHT COME BACK
>>731773
C'mon pally, s'time f'r the live show!
Gonna make it'n undead show, bahahaha.
>STRINGS
>hup
No.731777
>>731771
...It's adorable.
I'm going to keep it.
>>731772
I condensed it down to single sentences.
>>731773
>...
>Solidus tentacles coming off the back
>long range autograph: Big Boss
Veeeery far away.
>>731776
There are strings on you.
No.731779
>>731774
>careful, those things are sharp as fuck
>Moonman don't play no games
Picked up a new trick, huh.
No.731780
File: 1453609350771.gif (188.28 KB, 500x311, 500:311, tumblr_nvnmf01Nfg1rm8k4oo3….gif)
>>731777
You see that new Mad Max movie? Pretty damn good.
No.731781
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>>731775
Nope! I learned it from a half-spirit I met.
>>731779
>tosses the dart at the wall
>clatters to the ground
Aw that'd have been so much cooler if it stuck,,,
No.731782
>>731778
Didn't I eat one of those...
>>731780
Fury Road? I loved it.
No.731784
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>>731781
>shrugs
S'all in the wrist, really. I'm just surprised you didn't cut yourself.
No.731785
>>731777
Could you hold on to that a bit longer, please? I wouldn't want it to be damaged during the fight.
>>731776
>Watching the strings
Impressive technique! Are one of those... What are they called again?
>Casually strolling towards Walter
No.731786
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>>731782
I had heard it was good. But goddamn. Just...goddamn.
No.731787
>>731783
Didn't I eat one of those?
>>731785
>just kinda
>retracts them into the battlesuit
Maintain a fifty foot distance.
>>731786
Right? Wow.
No.731788
>>731781
"Half-spirit"? How does that even work? Did the guy just not fully die or something?
No.731789
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>>731777
're no strings-
>
Thought y'got me, didntcha.
Shame on yew.
>>731785
S'monomolecular microfibers, y'daft twat.
>strings shining all over the place
Oi-y'can't jus' do 'at!
No.731790
>>731787
Australia looks so beautiful.
No.731791
>>731784
I don't know what you're talking about.
>sucking on her right index finger where she threw it
>>731788
They got hit by lightning from another dimension. It makes people go crazy generally, but some people calm down and get real strong powers. I can't do it to the same extent as the one who taught me can, though.
No.731792
>>731790
The outback is nice. Except when it's not. Like all the time.
It's terrible, Ahab.
>>731789
Worth it.
No.731793
>>731791
>lightning from another dimension
I blame Giygas.
No.731794
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>>731792
Furiosa's arm was bad ass. And I'm not saying that cause I'm biased towards replacement arms
No.731795
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>>731791
Yeah, sure you don't. There's a reason I wear gloves all the time, y'know.
No.731797
>>731794
It is pretty cool.
The sand-radiation storm was amazing, effect-wise.
>>731796
And nothing of value was lost.
No.731798
>>731787
And here I was hoping we could have a chat sometime.
>>731789
Mmm? Do what?
>Suit getting shredded from strings
>No deep cuts on his skin
No.731799
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>>731797
Didn't even miss Mel Gibson.
No.731800
>>731793
Who?
>>731795
Shortcut: band aid.
>red wispy smoke coming out of her cut
>wraps it up with a band aid
No.731801
>>731791
Lightning from another dimension...?
>...
>I heard weirder.
So your tongue makes stuff now?
No.731802
>>731800
Freaky evil psychic alien overlord from the future in another dimension.
His race kidnapped my great great grandparents or somethin' and my family's got powers 'cause of it.
No.731803
>>731797
I got a peek at the script. They're doing over Shadow Moses.
Only this time it's called Sunny Muhammad and the FOX guys are all pygmies is suits.
No.731804
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No.731805
>>731803
So they're screwing Eli over? Great!
>>731799
You really are me.
>>731798
From a distance, sure.
You're not getting near my neck.
>armor: on
No.731806
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>>731800
Well, that takes care of that. Just try not to go overboard with your magic tricks, alright?
No.731807
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>>731805
I'm played by James Cromwell.
It could be worse, I guess.
>ping
It's Hayter's Twitter, he just had another stroke.
No.731808
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>>731801
It's a little tiring to use so much and it kind of hurts my throat, but yeah.
>pokes her tongue out
Shortcut: hat!
>a small top hat lands on her head
You can start praising me now.
>coughcough
>>731802
From the future in another dimension? Sounds like a movie villain. Though it does sound like some of the people I met.
>>731806
You make it sound like it's a recurring problem.
No.731809
>>731808
Movies aren't that cool.
No.731810
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>>731808
It's not. You getting into trouble in general is the recurring problem.
No.731811
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>>731805
More or less.
>>731807
They adding any songs? Disney songs are catchy as hell.
No.731812
>>731807
That guy needs a break.
>>731811
That reminds me: did you know the shrapnel in your head doubles as a missile?
No.731813
>>731804
Not really an answer, old boy.
>Grabs onto a few strings
That's not all you can do is it?
>Yaaaaank
>>731805
>chuckle
Would it make you feel better if I told I used to be a mercenary too?
No.731814
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>>731811
They're adding Foxy Lady for when Wolf first shows up, but only the instrumental.
I give 'em a week before they're sued.
>>731812
That guy needs to get laid.
>
Oh yeah, I figured out coffee gives me superpowers.
No.731815
>>731808
>siiiigh
You're amazing, Ahri.
>Takes the hat off
>Headpat
No.731817
>>731812
Wait really? That seems painfully impractical.
>>731814
Oh. I was hoping for something like Bells of Notre Dame , Be Our Guest or Prince Ali
No.731818
>>731814
Son you outran a nuke and up a hundred floors when you fought Venom.
>>731817
Yes.
No.731819
>>731817
You need a black-sounding white lady to sing your songs these days. I'm not being merchandised to little girls, damn it.
>>731818
>sssssssssssssip
>
Oh yeah, huh.
No.731820
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>>731809
>dramatic gasp
Am I that out of touch with this generation?!
>>731810
But as long as I have heroes like you around, I'll be fine in the end, right?
>>731815
>this pleases the fox
>yes very much so
So I'll have to learn a new trick to get another one, huh? I wonder how big I'll have to go to skip past all that...
No.731821
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>>731818
Would explain a lot though.
>>731819
Nobody sounds Black in Frozen. And people still won't shut the hell up about Frozen
No.731822
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>>731820
>uh
I've been a kid for a long time so iunno.
>spacey eyes
>literally
>oogity boogity there are stars in there
>absentmindedly patting Ahri's tails with telekinesis
No.731823
>>731816
Wasn't expecting this reaction... So what's your story? Gained your youth back through mysterious means, or are you just really afraid of aging?
>He's reaaaally close, Walter
>What do?
No.731824
>>731820
>sighs
I'm starting to wonder when exactly we hit the point where I turned into your babysitter.
No.731825
>>731819
We're supersoldiers.
>hair on fire
>licks his fingers
>pinch
>tsssss
>>731821
It wasn't my idea. I blame the doctors.
No.731826
>>731823
>uh
Spiders, punch 'em!
Snakes, y'want sum too?
Kick those bat bastards!
>flailing
No.731827
>tapping on his wristpad amidst scores of scrambling troopers
>various crates are being loaded onto gunships
I'd recommend everyone evacuate to a minimum safe distance of about one to two kilometers, show's starting soon.
No.731828
>>731821
Just let it go, man.
You know what was a good Disney movie? That dragon one. That was Disney, right?
>>731825
I'm still kinda not sorry about that.
>>731827
Son, it's only 9:10.
Keep your britches on.
Do they still say britches?
No.731829
>>731825
Seems excessive
>>731828
Pete's Dragon. Yeah.
No.731830
>>731820
>
>I'm dating this person
Do you really like headpats that much?
No.731831
>>731827
Three hours.
>>731828
I don't mind.
>>731829
Yes. Yes it is.
No.731832
>>731822
>?
>spinning around
Someone in my tails?
>hm no one
So how old are you now?
>>731824
What, did you ever wish for a cute younger sister to take care of?
>>731830
>ear wiggle
I feel like that look only wants to hear one answer.
No.731833
>>731828
It's midnight somewhere. And it'll probably take everyone as long to vacate, anyways.
>
Weren't you active in the 90's? Did they still say britches then?
>>731831
>this is what I get for using east coast time
Three hours it is. If anyone asks, this wasn't my idea.
No.731834
>>731832
Don't remember.
>tugtug
>haha being a psychic is fun
No.731835
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>>731829
Hrmn.
How did the Dreamworks guy get up on the moon anyway...
Was he always there? 'Cause pooping from the moon would be nasty.
>>731831
Dad go to bed.
>>731833
Yeah but only the old losers.
>
>oh
Yeah well, it's 5 o clock somewhere too.
>takes a shot
No.731836
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>>731834
Now you want to touch her buuuuuuuuuuuuuuttt.
Right up in there, that butt.
No.731837
>>731832
...Siblings are kinda a touchy subject for me.
No.731838
>>731831
>shrugs
>>731835
I always thought he was a ghost
No.731839
>>731826
>
It was fun, Mr. Hunter.
>Dandy step and
>PILEBUNKER
No.731840
>>731833
>thumbs up
I'll want a gunship view.
>>731835
No.
>>731838
>Shrug 2: The Two Shrugs
No.731841
>>731839
>KAPOW
Yew don' even mean thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-
>ding
No.731842
>>731835
Try not to pass out before the performance. Don't get to do this kind of thing that often.
>>731840
I'll save a spot for you when the time comes. If you'll excuse me.
>runs off to go help move cargo
No.731843
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>>731838
Ghosts still have feelings.
Dad fought one before so I know.
>>731840
Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad.
>>731842
Did he know about my headaches?
Who was that helmeted man?
No.731844
>>731832
>...
>pat pat
Like this, right?
No.731845
>>731834
Kya!
>whirls around
>sniffsniff
Psychic?
>sniffsniff
Ness!
>>731837
I guess it would be, but it still changes nothing.
>>731844
It'd be much better if you didn't look so uncomfortable every time.
No.731846
>>731836
Stranger danger!
You're not even on the scale!
>psi-wedgie
Weirdo!
>>731845
You know me?
No.731847
>>731841
Well, I won't deny that your attitude made me expect more, but I'm used to it.
>puff
As for me, there's I have something I need to do.
No.731848
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>>731846
>disappears
>and reappears
Wow ok, that was just uncalled for.
>ahem
Youuuuuuuuuuu like green haired giiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirls
No.731849
>>731840
>shrug 3: Return of the Shrug
>>731843
I'm aware
No.731850
>>731847
Slayer? What's all that noise?
>yaaawn
The beds here are better than I thought... I ended up falling asleep...
No.731851
>>731845
...Yeah. It doesn't.
>bad memories are go
>we gettin' sad now
>YOU HAD ONE JOB, AHRI
No.731852
>>731850
>hello something else I need to do
It's nothing, Sharon. So shall we leave?
>
>Slayer awaaay
No.731853
>>731845
I don't usually pat people...
>uh
Maybe we shouldn't force it.
No.731854
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>>731851
Did somebody say bad memories in green letters?
I smell a Mantising on the way.
No.731855
>Is that the wind picking up?
>No, it couldn't be..
No.731856
>>731846
I've heard your name tossed around here a few times.
>>731851
And because I'm your trouble-causing little sister, I'm also responsible for helping you out of your down in the dumps.
>it's cuddle time
>this is a compulsory drill
>>731853
>giggles
Looks like we'll be moving at your pace.
whoops fell asleep for a second
No.731857
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>>731848
>floating right on top of Mantis' head
Joke's on you, I like everyone!
>>731856
So you guessed? I have a hard time remembering the names and faces of pretty ladies I meet, so maybe this isn't the first time.
No.731859
>>731854
>Hey, fuck off pal. Making this guy miserable is MY gimmick.
>>731856
...Guess it all works out then.
>sloooowly cheering up
>it's working
>kinda
No.731860
>>731857
I was getting to that. Jeez.
Hey kid, wanna burn down a village? Please? I need some camaraderie that isn't Vulcan, man.
Spirits aren't psychics, how does nobody get that.
>>731859
Yeah but you suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck at it.
No.731861
>a gust of wind blows open the doors and Janna floats in
I'm back!
No.731862
>>731858
Sure thing, Asian Boooooooooossssss
>>731861
>it's a vampire
>running full tilt
No.731863
>>731856
>nod
I know I'm not very good at the whole boyfriend thing, but I'll improve. Promise.
No.731864
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>>731862
>wind wall between her and the vampire
I just got back and you guys are already this excited?
No.731865
>>731864
>he's around the wall
>and
>close
Hi.
>sluuuuuuuuurrrrpppppp
No.731866
>>731857
No, I meant I've seen you here with people using your name.
>scratching her head
Am I explaining this right? I'm not great at this kind of stuff.
>>731859
It's alright to be sad. You shouldn't ever forget about your siblings like that anyway. So be sad whenever you wan. Sis and I can do enough smiling to pick up your slack. Just make sure to help us out once in awhile with that smiling, okay?
>>731861
>tails and hair blowing everywhere
Well I knew this neatness wouldn't last forever.
>>731863
>amused smile
Same goes for you too. I get in trouble a lot and rely on you guys even more but that doesn't mean you can't rely on me to help either.
No.731867
>>731860
Smokey the Bear says only you can prevent forest fires.
Burning villages down isn't gucci, silly.
>>731866
Eh. Not important.
You haven't seen a yelly lady with green hair, have you?
No.731868
>>731865
>a shiver runs down her spine
h-hey, what are you doing?!
>>731866
>waving at Ahri
Ahri!
If you don't want everything else blown over, help me get this thing off me!
No.731869
>>731860
>At least I can't be beaten by somebody plugging their controller into a different port. Seriously, what the fuck kind of weakness is that?
>>731866
>is
>is this what it feels like to be happy
I'll do what I can.
No.731870
>>731868
Persona Persona Persona Personaaaaaaaaaaa
Social Links Social Links Social Links
No.731871
>rise, McCormick
>another night is here for you to face
No.731872
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>>731867
Shucks, kid. I thought you were a cool poppa, but I guess you're just an anus.
>>731869
Hey man, that shit was revolutionary.
At least it wasn't a big glowy red spot, gimme a break.
>>731871
Oh daaaaaaaaaaaaaamn.
No.731873
>>731868
You're really gonna be a jerk and knock everything over?
Man I should just mind control you into putting that umbrella somewhere the sun don't shine and playing hopscotch into traffic.
>>731872
Shush. Lil bro's being scary.
>>731871
Are you gonna vanish if I ask you to watch out for the hooks this time?
No.731874
>>731866
>
Honestly? You're already helping me a lot just by being you.
No.731875
>>731867
A shouty lady with green hair? I can't say I have, sorry.
>>731868
>fixing her hair and tails
And people call me the type to constantly get in trouble. Come on, show me what you can do!
>maybe a little amused
>>731869
You can't pick your family anyway, so you're putting up with me regardless. You know how I am.
>bright smile
Someone has to balance out what sis does.
>>731871
Ah! Zombie!
>>731874
Someone has to keep you guys from fighting and constantly brooding.
No.731876
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>>731873
...you mean condoms?
>>731872
Hey, mister...
>pulls himself from his grave
Ah, I'm sore.
>>731875
Aah, cutie.
>winks
Please don't cave my fucking face in like that other chick
No.731877
>>731870
WHAT IS GOING ON
AHHHH
>attempts to blow you away, but doesn;t go all out
>>731873
If I go all out and blow him off of me, not much is going to be left standing in the room.
>>731875
>glares at you
Ahriiii!
the little boy is calling me a jerk, he'll try to throw me in a portal if I do that!
No.731878
>>731871
>
Uh... Kenny?
>>731872
>Revolutionary? Yeah, I can agree with that. It revolutionized what it meant to be LAME.
>>731875
That's definitely one way of looking at it.
>we're gonna cut this feel trip short, kids
...Thanks for that.
No.731879
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>>731873
This kid has no chill.
If he wasn't a Smashbaby I might be proud or something.
>>731876
Yeah, quick question.
Why is some dead Colorado kid here in this swamp that shall not be named?
>>731878
Is...Is that it?
No.731880
>>731875
That's rare.
>
Oi, why's this wind lady so emptyheaded? It's like watching a microwave.
>>731876
You're killin' me, Smalls.
>>731877
Is everyone as much of a mental sink where you're from or are you a special kind of idiot? It's a headache just looking at you and I'm not even using my powers.
>>731879
Smash was fun but the source is always best.
No.731881
>>731876
I'm not really the type to cave in a zombie's face. Unless they were dripping and walking with stiff joints going "braaaaaains"
>>731877
Alright alright I'll help out.
>>731877
Shut up Adachi.
>pries the Licker off Janna
>throws him out the window
>>731878
You don't have to thank me. I do it because I love it.
>>731880
She's always had her head up in the clouds, ever since I knew her. It's just a part of who she is. I know it can be hard to put up with her at times but just try to ignore her for now, okay? I'll clean up after her mess.
No.731882
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>>731878
Hey, Marc.
>stretches
Guh, rigor mortis takes too long to go away.
>>731879
I wandered a bit. How do you know where I'm from?
>>731880
I'm no Smalls, I've got a Mr. Big.
...what's up with the retarded weatherwoman?
>>731881
I did that once. That was a messed up Halloween...
No.731883
>>731880
You talking some Project M shit? Because that's like spray painting a tricycle gold.
>>731882
I art thou. That art me.
We're a happy family.
No.731884
No.731885
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>stumbles into the Hall
Okay who's...uhhh...who's been blowin' wind?
No.731886
>>731881
Caaaaan do. Don't want more headaches than those leftover Starmen.
>>731882
I think she wandered away from her wranglers or something.
>>731883
The new one is good.
No.731887
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>>731875
>"Someone has to keep you guys from fighting and constantly brooding."
>Do I tell her or...
Soooo you wanna go on a date sometime?
No.731888
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>>731880
>hugs you and whines
Ahriii, what took so long
You're soooo mean!
>>731880
Hey, I'm a genius!
No.731889
>>731886
Naaaah.
Naaaaaaaaaaah, it's not.
>gone
No.731890
>>731879
>Yeah, I think I've gotten my point across.
>>731881
...You really mean that?
>>731882
I wish I could say "you get used to it", but you really don't.
No.731891
>>731882
How'd that go for you?
>>731886
Ooh, where are you going to take me?
>>731888
You're hugging Ness. I'm over here.
>>731890
>nods
Helping out's what I'm best at, and helping out people I care for makes it so much better.
No.731892
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>>731888
That's such a bad joke I can't even pity laugh.
Ahri says I should ignore you, so...
>>731891
You're mistaking me for your boyfriend.
No.731893
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>>731891
>freezes
>realizes her mistake
>runs over and attaches herself to one of your tails
>...
>>731892
That's ok with me.
No.731894
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>>731891
...I got gunned down. It really hurt. Thankfully South Park flushed out the zombie bug...
>>731890
That seems to be the case for a lot of shit...
>shrugs
What's up, Marc.
>>731886
Let breathing tards lie, I guess.
No.731895
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>>731891
Well, I'm not about to say I don't need the help.
>>731894
Same stuff, different day, honestly. Guessing it's been that way for you, too.
No.731897
>>731892
Jeez everyone's getting confused around here now. Maybe this is the work of an enemy Stand!
>...
Actually that was kind of lame.
>>731893
Don't worry, I'm just as bad as you are. But hey, check out what I learned!
>pokes her tongue out
>sparks running along it
Shortcut: groucho mask!
>a groucho mask appears on janna's face
>>731894
You had a zombie infestation on Halloween? Talk about cliche.
>>731895
Why do you think I stick around you?
No.731898
>>731893
Sssssoooo you must be that wind person just blowin' wind around like you're some Planeteer, eh?
No.731899
>>731894
Jeez.
>I wonder what the gems are up to
>huh
So what's up?
>>731897
It's not that bad. For a sec I almost felt like a pretty lady liked me.
>pff
Nah, I'm good.
No.731900
File: 1453617723639.jpg (58.82 KB, 389x275, 389:275, roll up to the club like w….jpg)
>>731897
>come on, start you stupid thing
>start
>aaaaaaaaaa-
>
>tuuuuuuuuuuuuurn
>[M E N A C I N G]
No.731901
>>731891
>Wait, I'm picking?
>UUUUUUH
How about...
>Somewhere where I'm not wanted, somewhere I'm not wanted...
I'll think of somewhere...
No.731902
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>>731897
>Is that supposed to be cute?
>too bad, it was cute
>passes out in your tails from Ahri cuteness
>>731898
>Is passed out in Ahri's tails with a mask on
No.731904
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>>731902
Well isn't that a load of frittata.
My work here is done.
>power of WIND
>slooooooooooooooowly hovers into the air
>flies away
No.731905
>>731897
...Because you need me to bail you out of trouble?
No.731906
File: 1453618046061.png (231.4 KB, 523x389, 523:389, tumblr_ny5puh0iT21rdhyjno1….png)
I sense a disturbance in the Farce.
>You mean Force.
You were the one who told me to watch Spaceballs.
No.731907
>>731906
But in Spaceballs it was the Schwartz.
No.731908
>>731895
All day, every day. A meteor hit me today. It really hurt. And also I saw a pirate lady with a big rack.
>>731897
It was really scary. Korn came and helped us get rid of them all. And then they wrote a song about us. That was...a weird time for me.
>>731899
A pirate lady. She gave me some rum and told me she would have hired me. That was nice.
>...
And the meteor I guess
No.731909
>>731899
I think you'd like someone less airheaded than Janna.
>>731900
>!
>...
Shortcut: Distraction!
>a paper bag falls into the car seat
>>731901
>?
>head tilt
You seem to be thinking extra hard about it. I'm sure I'll love it!
>>731902
Out for the count already? Jeez...
>>731905
Well... help is a two way street, right?
No.731912
>>731908
Oh yeah, that robot guy from where Ratchet's from.
Didja get hit by it?
>>731909
I'll be honest, dumb people make my powers act up, gives me a headache.
>>731910
It was that boring to you?
No.731913
>>731912
Does it matter?
>nom
No.731914
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>>731909
>starting to come back
>hears "I'm sure I'll love it"
Is that...
>suddenly completely back together
Is that him?!
No.731915
>>731908
Well... at least that second one doesn't sound bad.
>>731909
Yeah, but I'm starting to question which one of us needs more help.
>Moonman u cheeki cunt
No.731916
>>731913
Does it?
>
Have you seen miss Tatsumaki? She's hard to reach with telepathy. All I ever hear in return is really angry mind-yelling.
No.731917
>>731909
I'll do my best, don't worry.
>I have no idea what to do
>Master Jubei, help
No.731918
>looking through things
This is why I prefer ear pieces. Damn cell phones always getting lost
No.731919
>>731917
>Ragna
>cook for her you idjit
>also I'm currently nose-deep in catnip so yer on yer own
No.731920
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>>731912
Nnnope, that thing was spouting soap opera crap, I stayed as far away from it as I could.
>shudders
Pedro, why...?
>>731915
She was great. Maybe I can get a peek inside the jacket.
...I miss being Mysterion.
No.731921
>>731916
Questions don't get answered if we keep doing that.
>uh
>shrug
You can hear her but you can't find her?
No.731922
>>731918
>on the other side of the room
Found it!
No.731923
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>>731920
You totally liked it.
>>731921
It's not a GPS.
No.731924
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>>731923
You could get a GPS.
>holding a Wiimote
Wanna play Punch-Out.
No.731925
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>>731911
>it's a handful of David Bowie albums
>>731912
She's definitely a pain to be around, difficult to handle, and above all, very stupid. But she's still a dear friend.
>>731914
Huh?
>>731915
I'm secretly hoping it's not me. I like to think I'm somewhat capable.
>>731917
The only thing I'm worried about is how I'm going to be able to walk around and stop all your fangirls from accosting you.
>>731908
>whoops
Korn? What kind of town do you live in?!
No.731926
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>>731922
Thanks Buck. I'm telling you, I've gone through so many of these.
Why do I need a phone anyways? If I'm not at home, I've got commlink and if I am at home, I've got the landline
No.731927
>>731924
But how would it find her? She's not a road.
>floats a wiimote out from his backpack dimension
I fought Little Mac once. He's not an air fighter.
>>731925
You can keep'er. Far away from me, please. It's like being inside a washing machine.
No.731928
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>>731923
...yeah, I totally did.
>>731925
South Park, Colorado. It's, uh, got a bit of a reputation going for it.
No.731930
>>731920
Only thing stopping you from going back to it is you, Kenny. I'd be fine with whatever decision you make.
>>731925
So I'm the one who's not capable, then? Ouch. I thought you wanted to help me feel better.
>good mood: achieved
No.731931
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>>731925
The boyfriend!
>>731929
>>731917
>floats over to you
>the wind picks you up to her level
Are you him?
No.731932
>>731927
You sure whine a lot.
>what does not an air fighter mean
>uh
We don't have a Wii.
No.731933
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>>731926
No idea. I guess it's like a social status thing. Everyone's got a cell phone now.
No.731934
>>731928
Pfft.
>>731932
If talking is whining then you might wanna plug your ears, dude.
>
So why are we holding Wiimotes?
>back in the backpack
>psi-guitar go
No.731935
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>>731934
Ignoring it doesn't make it any less there.
>twirling the Wiimote
I got this as payment for an exorcism. I thought you'd have one.
No.731936
>>731933
People keep sending me messages with little pictures instead of words. Buck, you know I'm pretty receptive of things I don't understand, but this....I cannot stand it.
No.731937
>>731930
Yeah, and then I'll get punched by your friend.
>...
Or Superman. Which would hurt substantially more.
>sheepish grin
Guess it's down to me and Princess Kenny.
No.731938
>>731919
>I do that everyday, I'm thinking of where I'll take her on a date
>You piece of shit cat stoner
>>731925
>The NOL are my fangirls now
>HA
>...I miss Noel
>>731931
>I was having a good time why this
We met before, you idiot.
No.731939
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>>731927
Sorry about that.
>>731928
Is it a... good reputation?
>>731930
>AAAAAAAAAAAA
No-no what I meant is that... uh...
>AAAAAAAAA
>>731931
Ragna? Yeah, it is...
>oh nos internally
No.731940
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>>731936
Me either, honestly. Maybe we're finally starting to act our age.
No.731941
>>731940
Thank God we don't have lawns, otherwise we'd be yelling at kids
No.731942
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>>731938
>looking you over
>you're still floating
I've been in hell for a month, do you really expect me to remember that?
>>731939
>grins
Perfect~
No.731943
>>731937
...I'd still hang on to your costume. Just in case, y'know?
>
Either way, we're still friends, right?
>>731939
>puts a hand on her shoulder
Calm down. That was a joke.
No.731944
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>>731939
>slooowly shakes his head
Don't go down to South Park. You won't have yourself a time.
No.731945
>>731941
You sure about that? We'd probably just find something else to yell at them over.
No.731946
>>731935
I don't got Punch-Out but I got a Wii.
>idly playing a generic blues tune
No.731948
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>>731946
I guess there's always tennis...
I kind of gave up on exorcising this place but Master made me come back anyway.
>
Are you crying or something.
No.731949
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>>731938
Try not to hurt Janna too much okay?
>>731942
Oi, what are you going to do to him?
>>731943
>frown
Your poker face is too good.
>>731944
But Colorado is such a nice place...
>pulls out a small world map
>crosses out Colorado
No.731950
>>731948
That's a random thing to ask.
No, I'm not.
No.731951
>>731945
The fact that I see at least 2 kids here right now is troubling
No.731952
>>731942
>
My god, I forgot how much of an airhead you are.
>>731949
That's on her.
No.731953
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>>731949
Just looooking.
I won't touch~
>>731952
>finishes looking you over
>a little confused
So what makes you so special?
No.731954
>>731943
...yeah. We're still friends, Marc.
>>731949
Oh, you can go to other places in state. Just...not South Park.
No.731955
>>731950
This place is too damp, I dunno.
Did you wanna play or what.
No.731956
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>>731951
How do kids keep finding their way here, anyway?
No.731957
>>731951
We can hold our own, Mr. Rogers.
'cept Kenny. But he'll be okay.
>>731955
I got the Wiimote out but like I said I don't got Punch-Out.
Smash okay?
No.731958
>>731949
>chuckles
Yeah. That's the idea behind wearing a mask that covers your whole face.
>>731954
Good. You just... seemed pretty upset the last time we talked, so I wanted to make sure.
No.731960
No.731961
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>>731952
At least let me do the punching.
>>731953
If youupset him I'll be doing the hitting.
>friendly smile
>>731954
I've get a penchant for raising Cain wherever I go so it's probably best if I stay faaaar away from it.
>there's a lot of european countries crossed out
>>731958
Even wwithout your mask your face is hard to properly read.
No.731962
>>731959
>Project M baybee
Smash.
>pulling his robot shell outta the backpack
>Wii and Wii U built into the torso
No.731963
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>>731956
I'd think it must something with the schools.
>>731957
Just because you can do something doesn't mean that you should.
No.731964
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>>731962
>
>
>
Do I get a robot too.
No.731965
>>731963
I go where I wanna go.
>>731964
Do you want one? I had to use it to go back in time once 'cause an evil alien guy was trying to break the world and "organic stuff can't go back".
>uh
No.731966
>>731953
>I hate this question
That's none of your business. Just put me down before I lose my patience.
>>731961
>...
>I think my heart just skipped a beat there
Well, if you insist.
No.731967
No.731968
>>731963
Wouldn't doubt it. Nobody's learning anything anymore.
No.731969
>>731961
oh come on, you know I'd neeeever do something like that
>smiles back
>flips him upside down
>>731966
>you are upside down
oh come on, just tell me~
No.731970
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>>731965
>
>
Oh.
>Mob: accepts everything
Don't I need a robot to fight...?
This is kind of a weird game, by the way.
No.731971
>>731961
Then maybe you need to try harder.
No.731972
>>731958
Justifiably so.
>shakes his head
Water under the bridge now, I guess. Can't give up the only one who understands me. Everything's cool.
>>731961
Raising Cain?
>Belgium too?
>shit dawg those square waffles though
No.731973
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>>731965
Son, feeling entitled like that is what causes people with some power to try and seize more power.
>>731968
To be fair though, the curriculum is much more advanced. Hell, I didn't even finish high school.
No.731974
>>731970
>that makes things much easier
I'm just using it for a free screen and wall socket.
>using the Canti-headscreen for smash
It's the weirdest fighting game. I'm in it!
Bowser's my favorite.
>>731973
Okay.
>Ness: don't give a fug
No.731975
>>731966
You're too kind, really.
>>731969
I warned you~
>Spirit Rush
>Suplex City
>population: you
>>731971
Huh? That's your response?
>looking deflated
>>731972
It's an old saying for "a habit of causing trouble."
>grin
brb
No.731976
>>731973
...Neither did I. Maybe we shouldn't complain after all.
No.731977
>>731974
Why is the level so big?
>what the fuck where are my cancels
>and my burst
>Dimple stop leaving knowledge in my head aaaaa
No.731978
>>731974
Don't make me call your father Ness.
>>731976
Sam keeps chastising me. Says on paper, he's technically more qualified than me.
No.731979
>>731977
>pick Ryu then you nig
They got different sizes. Even my hometown, Onett.
>blink
I don't think the Wii has any normal fighting games.
>haha time for DROPKICKS
>>731978
He already knows I'm here, mom and him trust me to handle myself.
No.731980
>>731972
>smiles
Well, that's one less thing for me to worry about.
>>731975
...You know I'm not being serious, right?
No.731981
>>731979
>I don't know what I'm doing
>fucking careened off the screen
You're not even going easy.
>HADOUKEN
>pushed off the side again
No.731982
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>>731978
Somehow, I don't see a diploma helping someone save the world.
No.731983
>>731975
>are those chicks wrestling
>Icanonlygetsoerect.gif
Sounds like you're a hell of a travel buddy. You should let ol' Ken tag along.
>>731980
>stupid sexy moonman
Only thing you've gotta worry about is your murder-y girlfriend. And I guess Superman, wherever he is.
No.731984
>>731975
>tosses him at you as you rush her
>runs away and hides in your room
>shouts through the door
Goodniiiight~
No.731985
>>731981
>neither do I
>dropkicks4dayz tho
I have no idea what I'm doing if that means anything. I usually just play myself.
No.731986
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>>731983
>wait what
I think I can deal with that much. 'Sides, Superman hasn't bothered anyone in a while.
No.731987
>>731985
I thought you had a lot of friends.
No.731988
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>>731980
Maybe I take you too seriously.
>>731983
Hmm... Anywhere on this map you want to go?
>>731984
Jann! Get out here and face my divine retribution!
No.731989
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>>731986
>nothing
Glad to hear it. I'm gonna go check on Karen, I'll talk to you later.
>>731988
Canada! But we'll talk about our honeymoon later.
>winks and takes off
No.731990
>>731987
Jeff and Paula are always busy, Poo doesn't like video games, miss Tatsumaki breaks stuff if she doesn't get her way, Mado's stuck in the drain again, Maddie's playing with my sister Tracy, King's sleeping, Mr. King's still not used to teleporting but he's fun to play with.
I don't think Mr. Zombieman likes me very much.
No.731991
>>731988
Nah. I'm probably the problem.
>>731989
>nod
Take care, Kenny.
No.731992
>>731990
You said King twice.
>uh
I don't have a lot of friends either if it makes you feel better.
>wait I totally do
Just the Body Improvement Club and those other guys.
No.731993
>>731992
King's my dog. Mr. King is the nice scary man who's really good at video games, I met him at that Hero Association place miss Tatsumaki dragged me to.
No.731994
>>731993
Hero Association?
>...
I met a bald man one time. He was wearing a cape.
Heroes are weird.
No.731995
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>>731989
Cheeky boy...
>>731991
You're fine as you are. If I change you too much sis will get angry at me
No.731996
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>>731994
He's crazy strong, it's cool.
But he never really seems happy.
No.731997
>>731995
How do you know she isn't already angry?
No.731998
>>731996
Can you tell him something for me?
No.731999
>>731997
>ear wiggle
These do more than just pick up noise you know.
No.732000
>>731998
>
If I see'im again and he stops for a few seconds, sure.
He seems to just do his own thing.
No.732001
>>732000
I think everybody just wants to do their own thing. But their own thing with other people.
>
Tell him thanks.
You too, since you're a hero.
No.732002
>>732001
>u-uh
You wanna write a letter? I think he'd appreciate it.
No.732003
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>>732002
>letter falls out of the bowlcut
I was kind of waiting a long time for the subject to get brought up.
No.732004
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>>731999
>blink
...You learn something new every day.
No.732005
>>732003
>did-
>y'know what I can hold a submarine in my backpack
>screw logic
Gotcha.
>Letter x1 obtained!
No.732006
>>732004
Signal detectors! And broadcasters too.
No.732007
>>732005
>where did that fanfare come from
>
Your backpack is leaking...oil?
No.732008
>>732006
>laughs
So, what, you're a radio?
No.732009
>>732007
Ah! The Phase Distorter!
>
>voip
No.732010
>>732009
Wait wh-
>X Files playing
>gonezos
No.732011
>>732008
I'm like something radioshack wishes they could sell.
>mini Ahri peeks out behind big Ahri's ear
No.732012
>>732011
>w h a t
...I should probably stop questioning things like this.
No.732013
>>732012
>plucks the mini Ahri off her head
Isn't she cute? I got given her by a summoner I've worker with for awhile.
No.732014
>>732013
She's definitely... interesting.
>what is this
>what is my life
No.732015
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>[Calculating...]
>ksshk
>"What's your status, Captain? Batteries are still waiting for your word."
>
>"Sir?"
Hold orbit until further notice. And make sure those guns aren't trained.
No.732016
>>732014
>this is what happens when you mess with spooks, moondude
It's actually a doll, but I've partially possessed her.
>the doll hops to the floor
>wandering around the room
And of course I give commands with these.
>points at her ears
No.732017
>>732016
>I never asked for this
Huh...
>
Not to freak you out or anything, but this place might get bombed in the next few minutes. We should get outside.