No.732021
>MEANWHILE, in the newly reformed Hall of Doom...
No.732022
Truly, plasma bombardment was both the correct and most beautiful choice.
Look at this place now.
...
I am alone.
No.732023
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>>732022
FAAAAATHEEEER.
I have learned my eighth language today! I am the superior son!
I demand praise worthy of my greatness.
No.732024
>>732023
Eli, put a shirt on. It's freezing. You weirdo.
No.732025
>>732024
And deny the world the sight of my perfect body? Ha! What a grave sin that would be.
No.732029
File: 1453649086968.png (246.96 KB, 500x439, 500:439, tumblr_n8otls6jUU1sukdluo1….png)
>>732028
>ulp
F-faaatherr...?
No.732031
>>732030
>AAAAA
>
T-this is all I have...!
No.732032
>>732031
...Why are your nipples exposed. You're not one of those overtly homosexuals are you?
Subtlety is dead, I tell you. Nobody could tell Kaz and I had something between us, but here you are prancing about like a little fairy!
No.732033
>>732032
IT WAS A GIFT, FROM YOU!
No.732034
>>732033
>
>
>
What.
>...
Solidus... that Patriot tool.
No.732035
File: 1453649392658.jpg (131.88 KB, 500x706, 250:353, tumblr_nlff18D7TS1tg07vxo1….jpg)
>>732034
Excuses! You never own up to anything, you senile old bastard!
No.732037
>>732036
Ghh... it's not fair. Why do you hate me so much? I am your successor, not him! He's just a tool! A pawn! Even now he is your pawn!
I led FOXHOUND, I owned a Metal Gear, I sought to free myself and even him from The Patriots' control schemes!
No.732038
>>732037
Eli... you're a failure. You never understood what it means to be free from your genes.
All you did was trot down my path with your nose firmly in my rear.
David... David was used. By me. By The Patriots. But in the end he learned how to be free.
That is the difference.
Now get out of my sight. Looking upon you disgusts me.
No.732039
File: 1453649737626.jpg (413.16 KB, 500x672, 125:168, tumblr_n9i612DVUs1qe7z14o1….jpg)
>>732038
I'll be back, old man... I will kill you and free myself from this hell you and Zero've wrought!
>storms off all prissy-like
No.732040
>>732039
What a disappointment.
No.732041
File: 1453653631545.png (983.33 KB, 1280x725, 256:145, tumblr_nmua232UJK1t30u54o1….png)
>>732040
Boss, this Musashi needs advice on how to capture Hoppo. She's too fast!
No.732042
>>732041
Nn... for a fast opponent, you should bind the legs or distract them.
Knockout cigarettes... I don't think they'd work on you shipgirls or Abyssals.
Try working in conjunction with a faster partner.
No.732043
File: 1453653774266.jpg (143.81 KB, 850x1202, 425:601, sample-85dbaaeb08bb7b2dbd0….jpg)
>>732042
Geh. Faster, huh.
Maybe Tenryuu or Maya...
No.732044
>>732043
Maya could use something to do. Just remember, Miller put it up as a "wanted alive" mission.
Try not to get overexcited.
No.732045
File: 1453654195855.jpg (198.03 KB, 850x1202, 425:601, sample-54c95af3a5c48b680c7….jpg)
>>732044
Bah, we can handle it!
No.732047
File: 1453654473485.png (596.23 KB, 687x1000, 687:1000, dd461599085ebef6286da63731….png)
>>732046
Eh? When you get all serious like that, it worries this Musashi.
Lighten up, ne?
>
Oi, and you better bring Nagato back something nice when you come home!
No.732048
>>732047
Ohoho, don't you worry about me.
>
She's in for a surprise.
No.732050
>>732049
I got flowers.
Unexpected of me, eh? Ehh?
No.732051
File: 1453654912602.jpg (680.4 KB, 717x1012, 717:1012, cb5bc8218a6c0558a83e1d704e….jpg)
>>732050
>pfffffft
She'll be surprised alright.
No.732052
>>732051
Precisely.
>...
Okay! Time to-
No.732053
File: 1453655113135.jpg (188.96 KB, 1052x744, 263:186, tumblr_n6q7qheGwz1s1pheoo3….jpg)
>>732052
I told you I'd be back, faaaaather! You didn't expect me so soon, eh?
Go, Metal Gear RAY!
No.732054
>>732053
We're doing the cockfighting thing now.
Okay.
Aegislash, go.
No.732055
>>732054
Hydro Pump!
>cue silly pogeymon battling
No.732057
>>732056
Wait wot-
>MM WHATCHA SAAAAAAY
No.732058
>>732057
Quit your whining, you're fine.
No.732059
>>732058
Y-you... you shot me!
No.732060
>>732059
Yes. Yes I did.
Go bother David, he's in Kabul right now.
Shoo.
No.732061
File: 1453655713099.jpg (341.94 KB, 960x1028, 240:257, tumblr_n988m1AFpn1skswj8o1….jpg)
>>732060
Wot's the point? It's you: it's always been you!
You are the one I wanted to kill, "David" was just my target because he stole my chance to destroy you!
No.732062
>>732061
>
You couldn't handle me on your best day, little man.
Go home, Eli.
No.732063
File: 1453656033024.jpg (75.81 KB, 500x381, 500:381, tumblr_naxl3ulYIQ1skswj8o1….jpg)
>>732061
No! Have at you, Big Boss!
>CQC stance go
No.732065
>>732064
Wot are y-get up you old bastard! Stand up and fight me!
No.732066
>>732065
You're not worth the effort.
No.732067
File: 1453656180366.png (268.34 KB, 500x667, 500:667, tumblr_nlzeenxgV31qksyrko1….png)
>>732066
>
You think you can beat me? With words? I refuse your words! Now FIGHT ME!
No.732068
>>732067
>
Are you done, Eli.
No.732069
>>732068
Hrrrrrnnnngh, stop treating me like a child!
I AM NOT A CHILD! I AM SUPERIOR!
No.732072
File: 1453656527317.png (246.96 KB, 500x439, 500:439, tumblr_n8otls6jUU1sukdluo1….png)
>>732070
You! Faker! Tell me about father, why does he wear the patch!
>>732071
Aaaaargh, you're simply impossible! What kind of weakling old man are you?
All you do is talk! Talk talk talk!
No.732073
>>732070
Those go in your mouth, you know.
>>732072
Even words are wasted on you.
No.732074
>>732072
Shit happens when you party naked
>>732073
It was the bottom crumbly bits. pooled em in my palm and tossed em back.
Why does everyone have to comment every time I eat a bag of chips?
No.732075
>>732073
Gah! Take THIS!
>PAWNCH
>>732074
Don't I know-OH GOD MY HAND
No.732076
>>732074
Maybe the horn is lodged a little too deep...
>>732075
Nanomachines, son.
No.732077
>>732075
Dipshit
>>732076
>crumples up bag
>tosses it at him
No.732078
>>732076
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>732077
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>runs off
No.732079
>>732077
>into the beard it goes
>2 points
Nice toss.
>>732078
That boy takes after EVA.
No.732080
File: 1453657499758.jpg (615.01 KB, 1000x547, 1000:547, tumblr_n7duvf5GkC1s5wskpo1….jpg)
>>732078
>just shakes his head
>>732079
My greatest regret with Diamond Dogs was not getting that basketball league going.
No.732081
>>732080
Speaking of, we're going to have a basketball game against the shipgirls.
I want you on my team, my friend.
Think about it: Rocket Dunk.
No.732082
>>732081
My signature shot. I'm in.
Who else is on the team?
No.732083
>>732082
Myself, Ocelot, Bucky, you, and that Raleigh boy who pilots the giant robot.
No.732084
>>732083
That's it? We should add some subs as well. That way we can change it up a bit.
D Dog can pull off the Air Bud thing.
No.732085
>>732084
We're still looking for hopefuls while Snake is off on assignment.
>
I like the sound of that.
No.732086
>>732085
I sorta regret teaching him how to put movies in the player.
I'm so sick of movies about dogs
No.732087
>>732086
Quiet enjoys Chaplin movies.
No.732088
>>732087
I know. I was more into Buster Keaton myself.
No.732089
>>732088
Have you shown her The Great Dictator?
No.732090
>>732089
Haven't seen her around lately on movie night. Its why D Dog keeps picking. You know how many weeks in a row of Milo and Otis is too many weeks in a row?
No.732091
>>732090
Maybe you could teach D-Dog what different movies are?
Come to think of it, I haven't seen her very often either.
Maybe she's competing with Sniper Wolf.
No.732092
>>732091
He also likes Air Bud, the two Homeward Bound movies, the first couple Bethovens, and Swingers
No.732093
>>732092
What about Mad Max?
No.732094
>>732093
He likes em. Not as much as I do.
No.732095
>>732094
That's a good boy.
We should probably track Wolf and Quiet down before they starve out wherever they are.
>...
Nah, they'll be fine. They're grown women.
No.732096
>>732095
I'd be more concerned about the people they run into that don't know them.
No.732097
>>732096
They'll be fiiiiiine. One can turn invisible and the other can almost perfectly camouflage herself.
No.732099
>>732098
So where's the problem?
No.732100
>>732099
I'm concerned for some moron that might hit on em.
No.732101
>>732100
That would be a sight to see.
No.732102
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>>732101
It certainly would.
It certainly would.
No.732103
>>732102
We should get recording equipment.
No.732104
File: 1453662227649.png (360.01 KB, 680x389, 680:389, metal-gear-solid-5-the-pha….png)
>>732103
Maybe we should sell a calendar. Raise funds and boost morale
No.732105
>>732104
I like it. Let's do it.
No.732106
>>732105
Good. We have a plan. Now how do we keep it from Eli so he doesn't try to hijack it and replace it with pictures of him?
No.732107
>>732106
Well killing him isn't happening, he's as stubborn as I am.
So, this is what we'll do: get Psycho Mantis to keep him under a hypnotic suggestion so he won't leave his room.
Mantis is bribed easily enough.
No.732108
>>732107
What if Eli bribes Mantis with a spot in the calendar. What if he makes Mantis December! That'll ruin christmas for sure!
No.732109
>>732108
My god...
>
We should get the shipgirls to do a calendar too. Along with Quiet and Wolf.
No.732110
>>732109
Well, duh. I mean, Quiet and Wolf are great, but when ya got 12 months to fill, the more the merrier.
No.732112
File: 1453664204561.jpg (435.11 KB, 1600x1178, 800:589, metal-gear-solid-v-the-pha….jpg)
>>732111
>stares off
We can only hope
No.732113
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>>732112
It'll be a little demeaning to them.
No.732114
>>732113
Let them pick their own outfits and poses. That way we don't seem like creepy old men.
No.732115
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No.732116
>did somebody say
>posters
No.732118
File: 1453666739149.gif (55.02 KB, 678x422, 339:211, PUT IT IN YOUR MOUTH, OR Y….gif)
>>732117
Boss. Calendars.
>that I can't see
>but never mind that
No.732119
>>732118
Kaz. Eli countermeasures.
No.732120
>>732119
Boss. What I've been trying to tell you for years.
Your lineage is obvious enough when you look at Liquid, he repels attractive women like they were after his neck. You'd think the shipgirls would have enough trunk junk to keep him away.
No.732121
>>732120
>after his neck
>neck
>vampires
>cue cold sweat
This is why he's never on base.
No.732122
>>732121
I thought it was because they didn't call me Kaz "Send All Clones To The Ozone" Miller.
>
Boss, you feeling alright?
Open the Survival Viewer and look at the CURE screen to be safe.
No.732123
>>732122
I'm... fine, Kaz.
Musashi's having difficulty catching Hoppo.
No.732125
>>732123
That's not good, if it takes too long Hoppo will leave the area and try to go home.
That can't happen, Boss. Imagine the tears.
>>732124
Something to say, soldiers?
If you knew what I knew, you'd say the same thing.
No.732126
File: 1453668445885.jpg (110.04 KB, 600x782, 300:391, 34215cd3cdd5e2fe048e13e9bb….jpg)
>>732124
Eh?
>>732125
We need a faster shipgirl. Musashi's slow.
No.732127
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>>732126
Faster...Sorry, Boss, but I never encountered any ships while I was with the JSDF.
If I was to hazard a guess, I'd say one of the Light Cruisers.
Or a box trap.
No.732128
>>732127
Which Light Cruisers are available? I've only personally met the Tenryuu-class ones.
>
Box trap... we need bait. And a lead.
No.732129
>>732128
Musashi mentioned something about mochi during debrief yesterday. Good thing it's something I know how to make so readily and easily.
As for the Cruisers...well it's kind of embarrassing. I can really only tell the battleships apart by voice. Everyone else is kind of a mystery.
No.732130
>>732129
Mochi... what's that? Does it taste good?
>Boss' standard question to new things
No.732131
File: 1453669706916.png (529.03 KB, 889x496, 889:496, tumblr_o0ob6pE89R1rhzoygo1….png)
>>732130
Does it taste good? It's probably only the most delicious dessert ever known to man!
Soft as snow, mochigome is made from a special glutinous rice that's pounded over and over again until it reaches the consistency of marshmallow. There are a variety of flavors and you can even use it for ice cream!
Imagine, Boss. Outer Heaven brand mochi with our very own mascot character on the front...
No.732132
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No.732133
>>732131
Hmm-
>>732132
You! How would you like to be a mochi mascot?
No.732134
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>>732132
I've got you now...
>waggles his cane at her
>>732133
Boss, this is no longer a sneaking mission! Take her out!
No.732135
No.732136
File: 1453670409460.jpg (298.58 KB, 810x734, 405:367, fc916076977c674981ff57bbce….jpg)
>>732133
Mochi?
>hmmmm
>HMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Hoppo, not a tool!
>>732134
>poked
>bruise appears instantaneously
>grows cartoonishly big and falls off
Bad man!
>holding the new ball of mochi tight
No.732137
>>732134
>
HRRRRNNNNGGGGGH GO TIME
>flexes so hard the manliness meter rolls from 255 to 0
>Grandpa Boss
>>732136
We're not tools of the government, or anyone else. We make mochi not for politics, not for ideologies, but for ourselves.
It'll be fuuuun~.
>k a w a i i
No.732138
File: 1453670636059.jpg (166.37 KB, 1017x1019, 1017:1019, tumblr_nv2if6uRkp1u9scj7o2….jpg)
>>732136
Bad man? No no, you got me all wrong.
>AWARD WINNING SMILE
>wait
She's...made of mochi.
This is fascinating!
>>732137
Boss! Don't abuse minmaxing like that too much, you might not be able to pass the rolls you need to!
Also she is made of mochi
No.732139
>>732137
Fun?
>thinkgen bout mochi
>fucking Mojo pinching her cheeks off when she was hungry reee
Gummint!
>>732138
>sniffle
No.732140
>>732138
I may have pulled a pectoral.
>>732139
You like making mochi, don't you, Hoppo.
Maybe you can show me how.
No.732141
File: 1453670997309.png (820.67 KB, 1100x684, 275:171, tumblr_nw1f7sHeKp1r2ytrvo1….png)
>>732139
Oh jeez, Boss she doesn't like me! Do something!
>>732140
Is that even something you can pull? I've heard of hamstrings, but...
No.732142
>...Today's gonna be one of those days, isn't it?
No.732143
File: 1453671162842.jpg (246.05 KB, 793x600, 793:600, 9285de4e3e926d4bf732fe1285….jpg)
>>732140
'Kay.
>Hellcat floats up with mochi
>Hoppo no that's too smug
>>732141
>crying: yes
No.732144
>drying hands
That has got to be the cleanest bathroom I have ever used. Which is odd since this place is usually reeking of Symbiote droppings
No.732145
>>732141
You can't rush things with children, Kaz.
Take it easy.
>
Also I'm pretty sure I pulled a pectoral, my arm and chest are searing in agony right now.
>>732142
Bucky, look how cute this one is!
>holding Hoppo up
>but when did he grab her?
>>732143
>aaaa
>Zero from his jacket: go
That's a good Hoppo.
No.732146
>>732143
Fine, damn it. Have it your way.
>
I mean, uh-
>grin
>>732144
We conducted an entire orbital sanitation last night, and-holy crap it's Captain America.
>>732145
Chico liked me so why she can't she.
>guh
Boss, have you been eating pretzels before bed again? It could be a stroke!
No.732147
>>732145
>now just hold everything, pal
>you're telling me
>I get to go up
>and have a Zero
Hoppo, up! Red Baron!
No.732148
>>732144
Guess that's what happens when you completely destroy a building that can fix itself.
>>732145
>aww
I'll admit, Boss, I wouldn't have thought you had a soft spot for cute things.
No.732149
>>732146
Chico liked everyone, boy was overexcited about life.
...Damn shame he went out like he did. Amanda went into a long bout of depression like when I ended Boss.
She's still kicking, you know. We supply her Neo-FSLN group.
>>732147
>Big Boss: spoiler of cute kids
You'll be great for morale.
>picks some mochi off the Hellcat that had some
>om
...
...
...
Why didn't anyone tell me there was stuff like this? It's like room temp marshmallow ice cream!
>>732148
Every old man has a weakness for cute things. It warms the shriveled old cobweb covered heart.
No.732150
File: 1453671765690.png (102.65 KB, 500x594, 250:297, tumblr_n8xky2UYI41r3b3goo1….png)
>>732146
Well Miller, I hope that all your cleaning wasn't in vain.
>>732148
Wish Avengers Mansion had that back in the day. Would've saved a lot of time and money.
No.732151
File: 1453671913636.png (226.15 KB, 563x800, 563:800, d087fee43b450a5ec5d9f42b38….png)
>>732149
>kill Paz
>KILL PAZ
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Cipher...
>>732150
You know who I am?
No, I shouldn't doubt it. We've known for a while SHIELD's had documentation on us.
I just wish this place put the hand soap back like it does everything else.
No.732152
>>732149
Mral?
>stealan mai mochi u wot
Hmph!
>immediately distracted by the cleave sweater
Mochi...
>crawls in
>
No.732153
File: 1453672153619.png (802.33 KB, 586x911, 586:911, This is a sneaking mission.png)
>>732149
Huh. Never thought about it that way.
>>732150
Crazy how much technology can do these days. Now no one has to worry about shelling out thousands of dollars every time Banner stubs his toe.
No.732154
>>732151
Cipher is gone, Kaz. Forever. The AIs, Zero, Sigint, Para-Medic. They're all gone.
It's just us, and this new age.
>>732152
>Hoppo carrier: get
Mochi.
We're going to make some. And you can have as much as you want.
>>732153
We're going to make mochi.
No.732155
>>732151
The bar of soap did have a hair on it.
I'd suggest starting an account with office depot. They give pretty good rates.
>>732153
If we were still using the mansion I'd tell Tony about it.
No.732156
>>732154
>blink
>blink
>man I was trained to kill, not make desserts
Uh... okay, Boss.
>>732155
Shouldn't Tony already know about stuff like that? He's the tech genius.
No.732157
>>732154
But I still feel it! This phantom pain!
And there's no one left to be angry at...
Wait, Boss I just told you about mochi.
Were...were you not listening.
>>732155
Office depot has toiletries?
That's like buying groceries at Target!
No.732158
>>732156
It'll be great! Think about it, desserts in our rations!
>>732157
I was distracted by Hoppo being adorable.
No.732159
No.732160
>>732158
...Fair enough.
>feelings hurt: slightly
I'll get started on the paperwork for the packaging production right away.
>
>Kaz no you can't see
No.732161
>>732160
Kaz, I...
>moving his hand onto the dotted line
I'll be your eye.
No.732162
>>732161
B-Boss, I...
>jerks away
I'm fine! I can still handle myself.
>
No.732163
>>732158
...That does sound pretty nice. Count me in.
No.732164
>>732162
Kaz. It's okay. I'm here for you.
>
>that's adorable
>>732163
We'll need... Kaz, what do we need to make mochi?
No.732165
>>732164
It won't go away, Boss. The world called for wetwork, and we answered. But there's no solace, no recompense...
>gleam
We'll need rice and a hammer.
No.732166
>>732164
...Huh. So we're both new at this.
No.732167
>>732165
A hammer... a sledgehammer?
>>732166
Hmm... we'll just have to learn. Hoppo will help.
No.732168
>>732167
Hey, as long as someone knows what to do, this should go fine.
No.732169
>>732156
If Tony doesn't build it or know exactly who built it, he won't allow it in the Avengers base of operations. It in the charter.
>>732157
What's wrong with Target selling groceries?
No.732170
>>732167
What? No...no. It's a special kind of hammer called a kine, that's only supposed to be used on an usu, or mochi mortar.
I'll assign a few people from the mess hall to handle prep and the ceremony.
I figure we can launch production in a traditional way, and go to mass-produced after, with your ok.
No.732171
>>732168
That's just how it works, eh?
>>732170
We'll have traditional be a little more expensive, to cover the time spent on it. Make it both ways.
No.732172
File: 1453674444730.jpg (372.38 KB, 808x995, 808:995, tumblr_nvtkgq9R1k1tjrxdxo1….jpg)
>>732169
It's like buying video games at Costco. Cruel and unusual.
>>732171
>salute
Boss.
>turns to go
By the way, Quiet's birthday is coming up. You and Venom should figure something out.
>stumps out
No.732173
>>732169
>shrugs
I'll trust his judgement. I learned technology isn't really my thing after that time we tried to figure out how Tony's stuff worked.
>
>>732171
>nod
Sometimes, things really are that simple.
No.732174
>>732172
Quiet...
>>732173
What's this about Tony?
No.732175
File: 1453675029423.png (594.83 KB, 1024x1185, 1024:1185, Get the shotguns, boys.png)
>>732174
...Let's just say I'm not allowed to use any of the computers in Avengers Tower unless he's around.
No.732176
>>732175
Bah. I'm no good with technology either. My nanomachines are mostly automatic.
No.732177
File: 1453675359189.png (350.22 KB, 652x870, 326:435, Mama, just killed a man, p….png)
>>732176
At least we've got people on Outer Heaven who actually know what they're doing when it comes to that sort of stuff.
No.732178
>>732177
Plenty. That's what the Intelligence Unit is for.
No.732179
>>732172
I've never been to Costco.
>>732173
Its more his ego than anything else.
No.732180
File: 1453675784050.png (173.51 KB, 500x678, 250:339, Nobody cared who I was unt….png)
>>732178
Everyone's got somewhere they fit in, I guess.
>>732179
That too. Still, it's not like every piece of technology we use is gonna come from Stark Industries.
No.732181
>>732179
Costco is pretty good. Just not for entertainment items.
>>732180
Exactly.
>
We have exactly five members for basketball, but we could use substitutes.
No.732182
>>732180
It doesn't Banner and Pym have thrown in their fair share.
>>732181
I don't tend to keep a lot of groceries in my apartment.
No.732183
>>732181
Have anybody in mind, Boss?
>>732182
Not just them, either. We can't really afford to be picky about where equipment comes from if we want to stay ahead of the curve.
No.732184
>>732182
We buy in bulk. For obvious reasons.
>>732183
No. Which is why I'm asking you.
brb
No.732185
>>732183
I'm with you there Buck. But don't forget Rieed, T'Challa and occasionally McCoy.
>>732184
The Avenger tend to buy in bulk.But for just me, I don't need a whole lot.
No.732186
File: 1453676876230.png (439.58 KB, 786x674, 393:337, Robo-limbs are always cool.png)
>>732184
Well, he's kind of a clown, but Hawkeye's got some of the best hand-eye coordination I've ever seen. He might be up for it.
>>732185
"Occasionally?"
>
...Oh, right. People don't get along with him.
No.732187
>>732186
Hank is difficult to get along with. I mean, he's hanging out with Inhuman cause he burned all his X Bridges apparently.
No.732188
>>732187
Huh. Wonder if the Inhumans will get tired of him too...
No.732189
AND IF I SEE YOU DAMN KIDS ON MY LAWN AGAIN!....wait this isn't my lawn
No.732190
>>732185
It makes sense.
How're your reflexes coming.
>>732186
Hmm... I've never met that one.
No.732191
File: 1453677999622.jpg (70.47 KB, 600x827, 600:827, My Winter Soldier can't be….jpg)
>>732190
Hawkeye's alright. He's just... impulsive.
No.732192
>>732191
Can't be worse than Eli. I'll have to meet him.
No.732193
>>732189
YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO, OLD MAN. I HAVE A POWER WASHER
No.732194
>>732193
your power washer holds no power over me!
No.732195
>>732194
Oh yeah?
Well then I 'll just water this car!
Is it yours? I don't know, but I hope so!
No.732196
>>732192
I can try contacting him, if you want.
No.732198
>>732195
I'll have you know my wife smashed my car because she can't drive worth a crap
No.732199
File: 1453678631252.jpg (95.02 KB, 850x478, 425:239, sample-f3089baf5faa1368923….jpg)
>>732198
Haha, who's the prison bitch now, slut?!
No.732200
>>732198
What? I'm sorry, there's a power washer here!
>blowing out the fridge
No.732201
>>732199
I feel like I'm forgetting something
>>732200
not the fridge!
No.732202
>>732200
>>732201
remember me for the good times......
>dead
No.732203
>>732197
Alright. One second.
>pulls out his Avengers ID
>how do these things make phone calls
>the world may never know
Clint, you there?
>"Bucky? What're you calling me for?"
I need you to come over to the Hall of Doom.
>"Aw, man! I just got home."
Clint...
>"Okay, okay! I'll be there soon. Hawkeye out."
>click
...Now we wait.
No.732204
>>732201
Your yogurt was expired!
Expireeeeeeeeeeeed!
No.732207
>>732206
Well I mean, maybe?
There were like, twenty little yogurt cups in here, and I couldn't check because last time I stuck my hand out in front of the power washer I got a boo boo.
No.732208
>>732207
ppppfft way to be loser! not wanting boo boos
No.732209
>>732205
>ONE HOUR LATER...
>"Alright, I'm here. What's going on?"
We might need you to play basketball.
>"...What?"
No.732210
>>732208
Y-You mean it's cool to get boo boos?
Well sir if not wanting a band-aid is wrong, then I don't want to be right!
Also because you're a big red booger and I totally had a nightmare about those when I was 4.
No.732211
>>732209
It's not a difficult proposition. Basketball, it'll be fun. Won't it, Bucky.
No.732212
>>732210
ppppfft having nightmares when you were 4.....and yeah chicks dig boo boos
No.732213
File: 1453679503769.jpg (103.89 KB, 360x278, 180:139, You're never too young to ….jpg)
>>732212
But I thought chicks dug giant robots, and big fish dragon things!
I don't want to be anymore of a loser, my mom keeps asking if I need to go to gay camp or something.
What else is there to learn, o boogery one?
No.732214
>>732213
well if ya want to pick up chicks lift with ya legs not ya back
No.732215
>>732214
What about badges, chicks like badges, right?
I don't have any yet, but I have to plan for my future! I could meet my future wife any second!
No.732216
>>732215
okay whatever ya do, don't have sex with her making her think you are future you
No.732217
>>732216
Oh no, I'm saving myself for marria-
>HRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHH
BUT WHAT IF I GET KNOCKED OUT BY TIME TRAVELERS
No.732218
>>732211
Yeah. How 'bout it, Clint?
>"So you wanted me to come all the way out here... to ask me to play basketball? Couldn't you have just asked me when you called?"
I could've. But if you say no now, you'd have shown up for no reason.
>"Jeez, back a guy into a corner, why don'tcha? Alright, I guess I'm in."
No.732219
File: 1453680008931.jpg (272.57 KB, 1024x1462, 512:731, carnage_by_soul_drawer-d39….jpg)
>>732217
protect your balls!
No.732220
>>732218
You did good, Buck.
No.732221
>>732219
Got it!
Mister Fish, protect my balls!
No.732222
File: 1453680289416.jpg (43.15 KB, 349x534, 349:534, 1414811-362378_128910_carn….jpg)
>>732221
now ya gotta find you a gem leader to battle
No.732223
>>732222
Right! I will travel across the land, searching far and wide! Or at least the phone book!
Isn't that right, Mister Fish?
>Mister Fish flops over
YEAH
No.732224
File: 1453680452136.png (197.98 KB, 1280x1316, 320:329, tumblr_o0ruhcMCQk1v4k90fo1….png)
So Starmen aren't entirely robots.
Who knew?
No.732226
>>732220
Thanks, Boss.
>"Sooo... was that all I needed to be here for?"
No.732227
>>732223
there was one who popped in here, but she's too busy getting cripple dicked
>>732224
I did
No.732228
>>732226
Essentially, Mr. Barton.
No.732229
>>732227
But, but that's lewd!
No.732230
>>732225
Eeeeeeh?
>>732227
You totally punk'd me and Garnet.
No.732232
File: 1453680723402.png (308.83 KB, 710x768, 355:384, tumblr_nwr0z9ISDL1usvf7oo1….png)
No.732233
>>732229
GOD DAMN RIGHT!
>>732230
>>732232
you two never asked
No.732234
>>732231
Eeeeeeeeeeeeh?
>>732232
We fell for it, huh?
>>732233
I didn't need to, fought'em before.
Maybe these're new ones...
No.732236
>>732233
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>runs off
No.732237
File: 1453681017568.jpg (74.43 KB, 736x1084, 184:271, b926d0044af7810f69e0b023b4….jpg)
No.732238
>>732228
>"...That figures. See you guys whenever game day is, I guess."
>and then Hawkguy left
He'll be alright. If I know Clint, he'll be a lot more enthusiastic when we actually play.
No.732239
File: 1453681150670.jpg (55.85 KB, 742x972, 371:486, tumblr_nzlfwe8oWc1tu0ppxo1….jpg)
>>732233
You can't ask about whot you don't know.
>>732234
Hook, line, and sinker.
No.732240
>>732235
Gross.
>>732237
Uh...
>>732239
But that means someone's changin'em.
That's no good, I gotta do somethin' about it!
No.732241
>>732238
>
>he's napping
>with his eye open
No.732242
>>732239
well I do it all the time and that's why I'm the apex around here!
>>732240
ya ain't seen nothing yet
No.732243
File: 1453681236196.gif (209.32 KB, 800x734, 400:367, 8915b939b3b14878885ec13453….gif)
No.732244
>>732242
Neat.
>>732243
Yeah you're not scary anymore, mister. Overplaying the part.
No.732245
File: 1453681517992.png (335.35 KB, 515x785, 103:157, Domino masks are kind of p….png)
>>732241
...Boss?
>Is... is he asleep?
>Maybe I should just leave him alone.
>backs away slowly
No.732246
File: 1453681698504.jpg (360.34 KB, 900x1171, 900:1171, tumblr_nqbsi7aVIf1r8k47bo1….jpg)
>>732240
So, we need to catch one to find out who it answers to.
>cracks her knuckles
Catching isn't as fun as smashing. But I'm flexible.
>>732242
...that's a mighty leap, Cletus.
No.732247
>>732246
okay find me someone more apex then ME!
No.732248
>>732246
>
>so that's what telepathy looks like
Its mind is too scrambled to read. It's like a jigsaw puzzle with half the pieces chewed up.
>>732247
The predator.
No.732250
>>732247
Predator. The god people. Your child. There's a long list.
>...
You're higher than me, at least.
>>732248
I'm guessing we can't force it to answer us either, can we.
>rubs her chin
>if violence isn't the answer, what is
No.732251
>>732250
>Oh come on!
>stop acknowledging me!
No.732252
>>732248
ssshhhh you'll make him run for it
>>732250
gold people? and I can take Red
No.732253
>>732249
>:^)
>>732250
It's gotta be Porky. He's the only one who I know could do it.
But where is he...?
>>732252
I know.
No.732254
No.732255
File: 1453682596396.png (45.91 KB, 500x282, 250:141, tumblr_inline_nqhv6hIJDU1q….png)
>>732251
>then stop watching me at night
>perv
>>732252
Whotever you say.
>>732253
...his name is Porky?
>snorts
No.732256
File: 1453682672901.jpg (75.77 KB, 639x350, 639:350, Cletus_Kasady_(Earth-19411….jpg)
>>732255
I CAN MOLD HER GOOD!....no really gold people?
>>732253
if he escapes who will catch him?
No.732257
>>732255
>I watch everyone
>>732253
>Pred vanish
No.732258
File: 1453682780737.jpg (57.91 KB, 412x732, 103:183, 014ac46c8a35744d89f66c6477….jpg)
>>732255
We used to be neighbors. But then Giygas made him evil and now he pranks me across time and space.
He's always been kind of a jerk though.
>>732256
Chris Hansen.
No.732259
>>732256
She's fun to mold.
The gods. The one that changes shape. The star princess. The one that oversees death. All of them?
>>732258
...are we hunting a little boy through space and time?
>now's a good time for Greg's Delorean
No.732260
>>732258
did he get killed?
No.732261
>>732259
no idea who they are, or care
No.732262
>>732259
Last time I did time travel I needed a robot body 'cause organic stuff doesn't gel so well with the going thing.
So I gotta ask Dr. Andonuts if I can borrow the Phase Distorter again.
>>732260
You can't kill him, he catches predators for a living!
No.732263
File: 1453683326639.jpg (107.47 KB, 830x572, 415:286, Cletus_Kasady_(Earth-92131….jpg)
>>732262
but Ness, the Predator caught him!
No.732264
>>732261
>but you know the princess
>shrugs
Doesn't matter, they don't bother themselves with us lowly folk anyway.
>...
>grins
Grimlock could whoop you
>>732262
>sciency things
>where's Peridot when you need her
I'll...wait here.
>
No.732265
>>732264
THAT WAS ONE TIME! ONE TIME!
No.732266
>>732263
Aw man.
>>732264
>
He said okay.
>haha psychic
No.732267
File: 1453684007246.jpg (94.56 KB, 540x699, 180:233, tumblr_inline_nmf2juKT7r1r….jpg)
>>732265
>>>
Sure.
>>732266
...but you didn't even use the phone-
>oh, right
>cracks her neck
Let's get goin', then.
No.732268
>>732267
I just gotta let'im know where I am so he can drop it off.
>
>psychic powah levels: 120%
>careful of gravity lowering
No.732269
>>732267
nnnnnhhhrrrrrrRRRR!!!
No.732270
>tapping at a wrist computer
Rogue Leader, I found them! Repeat, I found them!
>Mashu?
Ah, Doctor Roman! What-
>Mashu, your last status report was in November, we were starting to think you'd been KIA out there!
...N-no-
>Olga-Marie is going haywire having to deal with Gudako, what's the problem?
S...S-Saber...Wars.
>What?
Nothing! I said nothing! Lot of loyalty for a hired scientist!
>click
Ohhhh...
No.732271
>>732270
>isn't that...
Uh...
No.732272
>>732270
......hi Shielder
No.732273
>>732271
Gasp! Shield, surprise mode!
>mechanical arm pops out of the shield
>sticks cardboard exclamation point above her head
You...You didn't hear anything.
>>732272
Shielder? I hardly know 'er!
>
...Senpai said that made for an effective laugh riot and distraction. H-Haha.
No.732275
>>732273
You're... that girl who kept calling my dad after I went home from school.
>uh
This is a little awkward.
No.732276
>>732274
But...
>do it for her, Mashu
>because of her, more like
Have you um, heard the one about corduroy pillows?
>>732275
If this is some kind of sting operation, you'll never get me!
>adjusts her hall monitor sash
I-I went to college!
No.732277
>>732276
>
>where's dad when I need a translator
>why is "senpai" so weird
But we're still in school.
No.732278
>>732276
Jesus where the hell is Red or Bud head to deal with ya......no what about the corduroy pillows?
No.732279
File: 1453685480633.png (218.13 KB, 593x1000, 593:1000, 49a4cd111f65f206f522e95e70….png)
>>732277
Leon?
That's not true...that's impossible!
>arms held out
Form change: Scientist Mashu!
>POOF
De-ascension, it's never been done before!
>>732278
Huh?
Oh.
>ahem
They're making headlines.
...G-Get it?
No.732280
File: 1453685605274.jpg (75.77 KB, 639x350, 639:350, Cletus_Kasady_(Earth-19411….jpg)
>>732279
....where the hell is the Predator?
No.732281
>>732279
I... I don't really get the "ascencion" thing.
Is it because you and your senpai guy kept throwing those cards at me?
No.732282
>>732280
I've been sworn to secrecy, he's an endangered species you know!
>neon signs popping up on the shield pointing out the window
>>732281
>
Feedback loop of multiple selves...without triggering string theory...should result in...
>scribbling formulae on the shield in marker
Eureka!
>whirls the shield around
>"It's magic, I don't have to explain shit"
No.732283
>falls out of a time portal
No.732285
File: 1453686048369.jpg (140.64 KB, 575x313, 575:313, invisibility-cloak-predato….jpg)
No.732287
>what do you mean
>wow wow wow wow wow
>I wonder if we'll reach the skies
No.732288
>>732283
TIME MUTANT, TIME MUTANT!
>>732284
Ah, basically this totally doesn't make a lick of sense and isn't supported by any school of thought.
>balloon pops out of the shield
"Congratulations, it's an anomaly"
>>732285
g-gkkkt...
>>732286
Okay?
No.732289
File: 1453686206556.png (239.05 KB, 336x591, 112:197, tumblr_m6b3jg9vVs1qct9clo1….png)
>>732286
Hey Cletus. You hear about that scientist you ate got goop powers after you shit him out?
No.732290
>>732287
oh thank god
>>732288
look Sheila it's a talking flower! talk to it!
>>732289
yeah and he faced Captain Falcon
No.732291
>>732288
I'm not a mutant
>>732290
He's a lot creepier than you man. Kinda rapey too.
No.732292
>>732291
pppfft he wishes! I got my own on going
No.732293
File: 1453686457238.jpg (108.1 KB, 500x698, 250:349, tumblr_lfdkba4OAY1qgp8pjo1….jpg)
No.732294
>>732292
Yeah, but you're just scary now. Not creepy or rapey
No.732295
>>732294
I don't need to be! he's shit to me....in more ways then one, where I am my own being of pure evil!
No.732296
>>732290
Eh? What's up, Mr. Carnage?
No.732297
>>732295
Aren't you two beings?
No.732298
>>732290
Sheila you jestin', m-my...cracker.
>clumsily throwing gang signs
>>732291
But you came out of a portal, everyone knows only mutants come out of portals. I watched Terminator!
>>732293
And as your adviser, I advise you do your homework!
No.732299
File: 1453686819523.jpg (272.57 KB, 1024x1462, 512:731, carnage_by_soul_drawer-d39….jpg)
>>732297
eh kinda
>>732296
talk to Shielder for the love of god
>>732298
....FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
No.732300
>>732298
I already did.
>Leo a gud boi
...Why are you posing?
No.732301
File: 1453687087380.jpg (15.27 KB, 250x362, 125:181, Dennis_Dunphy_(Earth-616)_….jpg)
>>732298
Sometimes normal hero guys get bounced around time.
>>732299
>shrugs
>pulls a bag of chips from his chest armor
No.732302
>>732299
I'm a Demi-Servant!
>>732300
Posing is the purest form of expression of justice!
Evil will beware all those that have mastered the pose, it's an icon permeating in the memory of the suspicious and cowardly lot!
And also it's recommended by my yoga instructor!
...I wish Coach Gudako would cut down on the Downward Dogs, we mastered those the first week.
>>732301
But you have a beard.
No.732303
>>732301
so givem the D-Man
where the hell have ya been?
No.732304
>>732302
>that is
>a nice view
Uh...
No.732305
>>732302
more like demi-witted
No.732306
>>732302
Beards are in style.
>>732303
The distant past of 2014
No.732307
>>732299
...and say what now?
No.732308
File: 1453687522350.png (256.36 KB, 482x757, 482:757, 845a9a451d8c2b37f2c99b12ce….png)
>>732304
What? I'm normal! Completely normal!
>shield spins in on its own
>pause
>spins back out
It's a school night, go to bed!
>>732305
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahaha...hahahaa...
Senpai says laughing at jokes even if they're not funny makes the other person feel good but my heart still hurts.
>>732306
Hipster!
Hip...Hippie?
>flipping through a book
No.732309
>>732307
ANYTHING!
>>732306
neat! did ya come to tell us we're all doomed
>>732308
you hurt my soul if I had one
No.732310
>>732308
I tried but then I woke up like this.
>
>Leo can't turn the swag off
No.732311
>>732308
I also look better in a beard. Makes my head look less round
>>732309
Not unless you're the Carnage from two years ago
No.732313
>>732309
The cry of the soulless reaches my ears.
I, Mashu, poise before leaping into action to help this torched spirit!
>shield up
By hitting it repeatedly until it goes away!
>>732310
>also at his feet
>!
Oh no!
>>732311
But then you can't go on planes!
No.732314
>>732312
Oh. Then um....I'm sorry? But I guess you'll make a pretty good hero?
No.732315
>>732313
...Do you... want a hand up?
>hand out
No.732316
File: 1453688106032.jpg (488.18 KB, 1326x1650, 221:275, Carnage-marvel-comics-1465….jpg)
>>732313
oh for the love of.....
>>732314
ew, not that again
No.732317
>>732313
I know people with private planes
>>732316
But if you're from 2014, then Axis hasn't happened yet...or are you from December 2014?
No.732318
>>732315
But where did all those girls go-
>looking around worriedly
If I end up on Punk'd again I'll lose my parking spot!
>>732316
>hurls the shield at him
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODGE!
No.732319
File: 1453688373506.jpg (195.66 KB, 615x727, 615:727, Carnage-marvel-comics-1465….jpg)
>>732318
>stabs into his chest
......god damnit
>>732317
kind both
No.732320
>>732318
>scribbles on paper
>"It's magic, I don't have to explain anything"
No.732321
File: 1453688751186.jpg (197.72 KB, 715x1000, 143:200, 304a668a3ae47e9a6ef6881f8c….jpg)
>>732319
Shield! Return!
>engine start-up noises
Oh no, and Triple A is closed by now!
>>732320
>pupils turn into exclamation points
A clue!
No.732323
>>732321
No time for clues, I have to practice.
>plops down
>A d m i r a b l e T a c t i c s
No.732324
File: 1453688848954.jpg (121.07 KB, 571x605, 571:605, Carnage-marvel-comics-1465….jpg)
>>732321
>pulls it free
and what have we learned?
>>732322
understatement
No.732325
File: 1453688998718.png (496.43 KB, 445x900, 89:180, 3676cf25910dc4b20271f3baaa….png)
>>732323
>
Practice?
>cold sweat
My charge is playing video games instead of studying or...or something else.
I have to stop this before he turns into a ne'erdowell!
>Mashu he's right there
>>732324
Screw the rules, honeys ride free?
No.732326
>>732325
>focus: yes
>
>now is the time for being hot
No.732328
>>732326
W-Well, if I can't stop this death spiral, I can at least make it look better.
>holding a pocket fan in front of his face
>windswept hair goes here
>>732327
Uh...
No.732329
>>732328
>gleam~
Oi, you wanna play too?
No.732330
File: 1453689431861.jpg (107.47 KB, 830x572, 415:286, Cletus_Kasady_(Earth-92131….jpg)
>>732328
....the hell are you doing?
No.732331
File: 1453689590350.jpg (105.21 KB, 850x638, 425:319, sample-51dd86874bbb9c88628….jpg)
>>732329
Me? Play?
It's no use, I'll have to use...that.
Feather Purple, Video Game Master!
>just
>flops over
>>732330
If no one knows what you're doing, then the enemy can't torture it out of you!
No.732332
File: 1453689719877.jpg (70.39 KB, 500x677, 500:677, 500px-Cletus_Kasady_(Earth….jpg)
>>732331
Shielder you can be tortured into talking with a happy meal
No.732333
>>732331
>gleam~ has evolved to sparkle
Good, a partner. I hope you can match my uncle!
No.732334
>>732332
I'm not afraid of a Happy Meal!
>nodnod
Burger King crowns though, those are sharp!
>>732333
I'll have you know I'm at least two weird uncles worth of...good stuff.
>uh
>meager vidya
No.732335
>>732334
>he's not much better
>but learnan
The pace is hard to keep up with, but together we'll persevere, eh?
No.732337
>>732335
THIS GAME IS REALLY VIOLENT!
>it's just the title screen
No.732338
>>732337
...
>pushes enter
Maybe once it starts.
No.732339
>>732338
Huh?
>blink
Oh, it's just a military simulator. I did VR training in Chaldea's Force VII-XV trials.
I was trained by video games!
>>732336
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
>faints
No.732340
>>732339
She... passed out.
>uh
>takes his red mantle off
>drapes it over her
>taps.mp3
No.732342
>>732341
Now that was an exciting entrance.
No.732343
>>732342
I'm just pretty pumped to not be on fire right now
>scarf is Slightly on fire
No.732344
>>732343
Or with broken bones.
No.732345
>>732344
EXACTLY!
>Points
>OH GOD BONES DONT BEND THAT WAY!
No.732346
>>732345
Uh... you may not want to look at your arm.
No.732347
>>732346
Why not?
>looks
Huh. That ain't good.
No.732348
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>>732347
Not the reaction I was expecting.
You're alright?
No.732349
>>732348
I think I should be fine.....as long as I don't run out of power.
>ran out of power
As long as I'm henshined, pain don't hurt
No.732350
>>732349
>waiting for the screams
>while dialing an ambulance
No.732351
>>732350
Who are you...
>HOLY FUCK THE PAIN
>resulting sound cannot be perceived by human ears
No.732352
>>732351
They don't send ambulances out here?
>uh
>uh
My name's leon, and I'm really sorry but I'm going to have to reset your arm.
No.732353
>>732352
>incoherent babble
>might as well be consent
No.732354
>>732353
>arm: firmly grabbed
Grit your teeth.
>time to reset multiple dislocated joints
>you poor bastard
>THE PAIN
No.732355
>>732354
EVWRYTHING IS PAIN AND I AM FULL OF HATE!
No.732356
>>732355
>brooding in corner
Wuss
No.732357
>>732355
You're fine now.
At least, as fine as I can do for you.
No.732358
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>>732356
Someone... has ripped off my gig.
No.732359
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>>732358
It's called bring back a vintage look
No.732360
>>732359
It, like myself, are already back.
You're that Vader fanboy...
No.732361
>>732356
Shut up! You're a wuss!
>>732357
I'll survive.
Probably
No.732362
This seems like a supremely bad time.
No.732363
>>732360
I....am NOT. A fanboy. I am Vader's heir. Through me his will shall live on.
No.732364
>>732362
Where's my smoothie, trooper?
>>732363
We already did that.
No.732365
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>>732362
What makes you say th--
>>732363
Don't...don't do that.
No.732366
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>>732364
But Snoke told me I had the power inside me to bring order to the galaxy.
>>732365
Bu-bu-but it is my destiny!
No.732367
>>732364
Would it be more helpful to my continued livelihood if I pretended to be pre-66 or post.
This probably has nothing to do with the fact I'm not trained to operate ancient fruit-slicing technology.
>hands a smoothie
Full disclosure, I don't know what most fruits are either.
>>732365
Sir your grandson ordered an inspection of the craft again today and did nothing but stand around and nod.
It was frankly pretty unhelpful.
No.732368
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>>732365
Vader talk some sense into your... whatever it is.
>>732366
Listening to xenos was your first mistake.
>>732367
Neither do I. But they taste good and for that they thrive.
>
Grandson?
No.732369
>>732366
If you don't stop then your destiny will be going to your room!
>>732367
He will be punished accordingly...
>>732368
Don't you think I'm trying?
No.732370
>>732368
Oh right. Woman.
>cough
You didn't see the movie? It had a few too many callbacks to the original but all in all I thought it was handled pretty well.
But yeah. Grandson.
>>732369
I hear a lack of a strong father role in the early developmental years causes most of the trouble.
I've got an old Indiana Jones on elec-tape he could watch for a few years.
No.732371
>>732367
>force grab
Are....you....narcing on me? Selling me out? Why would you want me....to look bad in front of Vader? What....happened .....to team work?
>>732368
He is wise in the ways of the dark side. And also maybe Darth Plagius.
>>732369
You cannot send me to my room! You aren't General Hux!
....OR MY FATHER!
No.732372
>>732369
>sipping on smoothie
Why not use a Force mind trick?
>>732370
You're a poor replacement for Fordo too.
>>732371
Mistake.
No.732373
>the gang's all here
Alright, Sergeant, what did I miss. And can I have one of those? The drink thing.
No.732374
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>>732370
Well he had a bad father.
I never liked Leia dating that scruffy looking nerf herder...
>>732371
HUX CAN'T SAVE YOU NOW.
AND PHASMA CAN'T EITHER!
Also tell Phasma to stay out of the trash. She stays in there too much...
>>732373
Fordo.
>>732372
It wouldn't work.
No.732375
>>732371
>gkkt
Teamwork went out the window about the same time we were marooned here with no orders and only a swamp to play in.
But hey, you sure look large and in charge right now.
>>732372
I'm honored that comparison was even made. Truly.
I think.
>>732373
Currently? Not much. Either a bad case or deja vu right now or it's the swamp gas again.
>>732374
Sir, please. Even a Sith Lord should watch his language.
No.732376
>>732372
A mistake that made me realize that my destiny lied with the dark side. And not the jedi
>>732374
Leave Phasma out of this! She looked so cool...there was never a good chance for her to do anything cool.
>>732375
EXCUSES!
>Force throws him into the soda machine
No.732377
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>>732374
>mask back on
He seems weak-minded enough.
>>732373
I wouldn't recommend the drink thing. This one is sub-par...
>>732376
So it was a mistake.
Both Jedi and Sith are flawed anyways.
No.732378
>>732374
Lord Vader. Nice to see you.
>
I feel like we forgot to do something important.
>>732375
But we incinerated the swamp gas, apparently. Turned it all into glass. I think I'm going to have some of it collected and turned into a coffee table. Or maybe a wall mount.
Where have you been.
>>732376
Please refrain from tossing my troopers into things, thank you.
>>732377
That's to be expected. We were raised to be troopers, not baristas. I think that's the word.
Also helps to not have tastebuds.
No.732380
>>732375
Is there a problem with the way I speak?
>>732376
Was it so much for me to expect at least something?
Now you stop that. You're lucky I even brought you here.
>>732377
He's weak minded, but you can't mindtrick a child like that.
It's not right.
>>732378
Did we?
No.732382
>>732377
But...there is no third option...
>>732378
Teach your troopers to not be such sass mouths. This would never happen if Phasma was in charge of them.
She's an intense bitch
>>732380
>mumbles
No.732383
>>732376
>crashes into the machine
>V8 falls out on his head
I feel like I'm...missing some context here.
>>732378
Oh neat, you should try selling it as a precious metal, these guys will do anything for that stuff.
>eases up
Didn't you get my memo? Io has a freshwater supply, I went to restock.
...Might have gotten distracted.
>>732380
Which answer means I don't get hurt more?
No.732391
>>732380
Yes. I could have sworn actually handling the orders for it too.
There's probably division of stormtroopers stuck in paperwork limbo somewhere now. Osi'kyr.
>>732382
Yesterday you said she was nice and hardly spoke to anyone. Make up your mind.
>
That was you, right?
>>732383
Glass counts as a precious metal now? I don't think I'd want to wear anything that was made from the materials here.
Just put it on the wall to silently remember that I razed it all to the ground at one point of my life. I'll let you handle the selling.
>No one sends me memos anymore.
You went to one of those arcade restaurants without me, didn't you.
Do you still have the water?
No.732392
>>732382
What was that, young man?
>>732383
The one where you say, "I have no issues with the way you speak."
I do what I want.
>>732391
I'm sure they'll be fine.
No.732394
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>>732383
V8 isn't a soda? Who stocked this machine.
>>732391
I'm using the good connotation. Like she's a boss bitch
>>732392
Nothing! Jeez. Can we just bring order to the galaxy already?
No.732395
>>732391
You just want an excuse for a trophy that doesn't say "participant" or just have your number on it, don't you. Don't worry about it, I'll find a tasteful mahogany to back it up.
>uh
Water's in holding tanks back on the bridge. There should be a lollipop in there somewhere too, I spent around 50000 tickets on it.
>>732392
Yes sir, I remember that mix-tape.
>>732394
We have plasma cannons and hyperdrives, carbonating tomato juice is beyond our capacity.
No.732398
>>732392
But they've got nothing to do. It's a waste of warm bodies. Useful, plastoid bodies.
They could be here, carrying boxes for us or marching in parades for the children.
>
Go easy on Marlow, he's one of the independent ones. We don't get a lot of those.
>>732394
That's not offering a lot of clarification. What are you doing around here, anyways?
>>732395
What the hell is that supposed to mean?
>
That's a long trip for an insignificant amount of water. I'll have to lend you a freighter next time.
I can't even eat lollipops.
No.732402
>>732394
Hold your horses.
You can't unite a galaxy in a day.
>>732395
You do? Well that's pretty wizard.
>>732398
I never go easy on anybody, but if you wish then I'll try.
And trust me, they'll be fine.
No.732404
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>>732395
I was more confused because I know that V8 isn't a soda.
Who even likes V8?
>>732398
Whatever.
>>732402
We could if we had a new Star Killer base
No.732406
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>>732398
None of us can, it's still in the packaging.
I'm thinking of mounting it next to the glass.
>>732402
I thought the torn jean jacket look was just you, you know.
>>732404
People who want to unite the galaxy, from what I've heard.
No.732410
>>732402
Fine, right. I guess we don't really need new troopers anyways.
This is disappointing.
>>732404
>this fucking guy
>
>>732406
Then take it out of the packaging. They work the same way as rations.
No.732412
>>732404
I'm sure it'd go as well as a new Death Star.
Wait we already did that.
>>732406
I didn't like you at first, but now I think I'm starting to.
>>732410
You're just a stick in the mud today, Fordo.
We'll get more!
No.732416
>>732410
We jam them into our helmets and then give up after a while?
>>732412
Just, tone down the corduroy, ok?
No.732420
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>>732412
I'm trying today, I swear. Maybe I should look into that Helmets Anonymous group thing again.
Maybe some of those first order stormtroopers. I've heard they're rather competent.
They even wear chest rigs, that's a huge breakthrough. It's like they're learning from past mistakes. Not counting superweapon design.
>>732416
You-- You got me there, I was going to continue explaining.
Tell me, Marlow, do you enjoy it here?
No.732421
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>>732416
What's wrong with corduroy?
>>732420
Some are less competent than others, but yes.
They're pretty good aside from doing the Death Star...for the third time.
No.732423
>>732420
Do you want the long answer or the short answer?
I mean, the long answer was just going to be the short answer but liiiiiiiiiike thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis, but I just wanted to make sure.
>idly tapping on his wristpad
Hey, if we bail for First Order, can we get some of those spinning stun batons?
>>732421
It clashes with the black, sir. I'm sorry, I figured you'd want to know.
No.732426
>>732421
Why, have you worked with them much while out there, uniting the galaxy? How's that going, by the way?
At least they managed to destroy like six planets with it. That's a whole lot better than our 0.5 ratio.
>>732423
Is there a medium answer? I'm trying to lay off the extremes, it's agonizing.
We're not bailing for them, they're bailing for us. I think. And yes, I'll be sure to order some of those.
No.732430
>>732423
Well...I'm still not changing it, but your honesty is appreciated.
>trying not to choke him
>>732426
I tried not to since that might've...you know, ruined their whole world but it had to happen.
But yes, it is better but it still blew up.
No.732433
>>732426
It's alright, better than any of the last heaps.
If we're leaving, we should take that surfing holiday on Kamino I talked about.
>>732430
I'm just gonna-
>leaves
No.732435
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>>732430
That's only Kylo's world, I don't think the new emperor stand in cares a whole lot.
Hey, all good things must come to an end eventually. You gotta take what you can get.
You uh, talk to your son lately?
>>732433
I'd rather not drown in that god forsaken ocean, but if you're serious.
I'll see you back at base.
No.732436
>>732433
And I didn't choke him...
I feel proud.
>>732435
Nope!
Probably should.
No.732437
>>732436
We're all very proud of you, sir.
Well, uh, good luck, if you do manage to talk to him. There's probably a still a bit of animosity there.
I really shouldn't be giving advice on this kind of thing. I'm technically related to most of my troopers, but there's that whole leadership dynamic that requires a bit of distance.
No.732438
>>732437
He probably isn't still too fond of his old man but that's fine.
I'm sure he won't hate me forever.
No.732439
>>732438
They say time heals all wounds, but don't think either of us are patient enough to test that theory.
I'll still be here if you ever need me. No, really.
No.732440
>>732439
Thanks, Captain. It means a lot.