No.732442
>Meanwhile in the glassed swamp
No.732443
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Dr. Andonuts sure is taking his sweet time...
No.732444
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>I just wanted to relax
>why this
>why now
No.732445
>>732444
Well... that's happening.
>pushing goop up through the hammock and makes a thin barrier conforming to its shape to block the holes
Better?
No.732446
>>732445
Quite so, young man!
>hands up behind his head
I always thought relaxation was a waste of time, but Ms. Toriel has opened my eyes. We all need a recharge every now and then.
No.732447
>>732446
Everybody needs a vacation, even heroes and the President.
We just kinda sometimes don't get'em.
How ya doin', Mr. Goop?
>totally forgot his name
No.732448
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>>732447
Quite so. But we can appreciate it all the more when they finally come.
Mr. Gaster, and I am just peachy keen.
No.732449
>>732448
Miss Tatsumaki doesn't really gimme a lot of time for breaks, 'cause I think I signed up with the Hero Association in Japan when I was passin' through.
Least I can teleport to hang out with my friends though.
No.732450
>>732449
Humans have an association of heroes?
>rubs his chin
>i n t e r e s t i n g
No.732451
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>>732450
I guess so. She keeps takin' me to meetings. It's mostly boring but Mr. King is a big softie despite looking scary.
Mr. Saitama's cool too.
No.732452
>eating a bag of chewy spree
ugh. This candy is gross. I'm gonna get the sugar shits. I just know it.
No.732453
>>732452
Mistakes have been made.
No.732454
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>>732453
yeah, the mistake was hacking your vending machine for what I though would be a simple treat.
No.732455
>>732454
They're for Hoppo. She likes sweet things.
Your first mistake was eating something designed for a nonhuman.
No.732456
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>>732455
I remember eating them as a kid. Now I think I have to buy the factory and burn it to the ground.
No.732457
>>732456
You'd have to buy the stocks from me.
No.732458
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>>732457
actually, all I'd have to do buy the name and formula from Nestle. Which....
>tapity tapa tap
I just did. Now I own Spree and Chewy Spree.
No.732460
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>>732459
I'm sure she'll find a new candy. Or hey, do her a favor. Get her on to donuts.
No.732461
>>732460
Donuts, eh. Not a bad idea.
>would that affect the mochi body...
>idle beard scratching
>Nerds falling out
No.732462
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>>732461
Transdimensional beard powers.
>strokes his goatee
Game recognizes game.
No.732463
>>732462
Mutual game recognition.
>
These are more sour than I remember.
No.732464
>>732463
Yeah. I mean, I don't know if its because I'm older or because its actually a garbage candy.
No.732465
>>732464
Hoppo likes... sour things?
Maybe it's the mix that makes the mochi so tasty.
No.732466
>>732465
Rice cakes? What does, what I'm assuming is a young girl's, love of sour candy have to to with rice cakes?
No.732467
>>732466
She's made of mochi. Literally.
No.732468
>>732467
And she's a little child that eats a lot of candy?
That sounds...like a nightmare
No.732469
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>>732468
That's an amusing way of saying "adorable".
She tracks ants everywhere though.
No.732470
>>732469
You want ants? Try working with Hank Pym or Scott Lang. Now there are two guys who just can't keep the bugs away.
No.732471
>>732470
So if there's a Spider-Man and an Antman, is there a Flea or Tick?
No.732472
>>732471
Flea is the drummer for the Red Hot Chili Peppers and the Tick isn't allowed outside of THE CITY
No.732473
>>732472
Oh you heroes and your odd bug people.
...Is there a mantis man?
No.732474
>>732473
No. Mantis was a woman. I think she's living in space now.
No.732475
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No.732476
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No.732477
>>732476
Fair enough, Stark.
No.732478
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>>732477
Yeah. I'm awesome like that.
>armor appears
Gotta jet. Ta.
>flies off
No.732479
>>732478
...Do they make donut-dispensing machines?
>old man grumbling
Kaz, look up-oh he's not here.
No.732480
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>
Ow... the time machine messed up.
No.732481
>clack clack clack
>...oh, it's empty today
No.732482
>>732481
>I hear a tiny person
Mas-...
>
Oh... you're not my Master.
No.732483
>>732482
>that
>is cute
Sorry to disappoint~
No.732484
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>>732483
It was my mistake.
...
>standing around awkwardly
Did you need something, little one.
>he's fucking taaaaaall
No.732485
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>>732484
>I'm not short, everyone else is freakishly tall ;_;
Name and number.
>grins
I kid. Waiting for my partner. Am I intruding on something~?
No.732486
File: 1453761071071.png (340.64 KB, 500x714, 250:357, tumblr_my9jtcS2mf1rkya1ko1….png)
>>732485
You can call me Saber.
>
What's a number.
>...kid?
You are a child?
>uh
Assassin and I are trying to make money so Master can improve our food budget.
No.732487
>>732486
Must you call me that? It sort of ruins the point of the class, Saber.
>>732485
I apologize for my large friend here. I'm Henry Jekyll, at your service, miss...?
No.732488
>>732487
>I made a mistake
>where's Karna
>aaaaaaaaa I'm so embarrassed
...Sorry.
No.732489
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>>732487
Neopolitan.
>short curtsey
You're his Master?
>>732486
>oh come on I have a visible chest
Adult.
>pouts
Everyone's looking for money. What's your plan of action, Saber?
No.732490
>>732488
Why are you apologizing?
>
Your tea is done boiling, please go retrieve it.
No.732491
>>732489
Ah... no. No I am not. We're working as butlers for hire.
No.732492
>>732489
>look like beestings to me
>muh wife tho
Uh...
>
I'm... not good at talking.
>>732490
Right.
>just kinda
>disappears into the kitchen
>dead silence
No.732493
>>732491
I wouldn't search for clients around here if I were you. The food is a bit...homo sapiens, if you catch my drift.
>>732492
>th-they're Cs
Oho~ I won't trouble you with conversation, then.
No.732494
>>732492
Oh dear, he's sulking...
>>732493
My previous master was in turn a servant. One who cooked people for their master.
Being a spirit bound to servitude can be strange sometimes.
No.732495
>>732493
>Byrnhild's got G's
>currently brooding
>Siegfried's easily embarrassed
No.732496
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>>732494
...oh my. You Servants are a crazy bunch~
>>732495
>can you feel the envy
>claps a hand to her mout and silently giggles
No.732497
>>732496
Crazy is one way to put it.
>I wanna gut this one, maybe her insides are as bright as her outsides.
L-let's not...
>Hey dingus, only you can hear me.
Ghh...
No.732498
>>732497
>and he's talking to himself
>why do they always have to be insane
Let's not what?
No.732499
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>>732498
Nothing, it's nothing. Really. I'm just a little tired.
>fuckin Hyde
No.732500
Now look what you've done, you scared the young miss away.
>So? We're bad luck, shit happens to our Masters instead of us.
You don't care about that.
>You do.
Stop tormenting me!
>Let me out.
No!
No.732501
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>>732500
There's no need to be afraid of yourself.
No.732502
>>732501
E-eh?
>internalize it, Jekyll
I'm... sorry you had to hear my little outburst. Who are you?
>Feel that prana? Kill'er. She could keep us going for another week.
...
>Well? You don't wanna die, right?
No.732503
>>732502
You can call me Shanoa.
Are you frightened?
No.732504
>>732503
It's not... me who needs to be afraid.
Miss, I implore you to stay back.
>Such a pussy. If you're not gonna save us, I will.
No!
No.732505
File: 1453769771933.jpg (72.46 KB, 750x736, 375:368, tumblr_ngdf96An211s21c3eo2….jpg)
>>732504
You're fighting something inside you. I'm sure you can hold yourself back.
No.732506
>>732505
Nn...
>Oh, you got some spine from the pretty lady's words. What, gonna roll over and call her Master too?
>Hey, come to think of it, then she'd die and we can take her prana. Go for it.
The voice is... incorrigible.
>takes a nip of a blue vial
Shutting him out is getting much more difficult.
>I miss Caster
>tfw no Item Creation
>tfw limited supply of chemicals
No.732507
>>732506
>
I knew you could do it. But you're still troubled?
No.732508
>>732507
You're clearly a magus of some sort. Are you aware of what a Servant is?
The heroic spirit-type.
I... am one with no Master. My tether to this world is weak.
No.732509
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>>732508
You're asking me to be your anchor?
>will Karen think that's weird
>but I can't just watch
I have no objections.
No.732510
>>732509
>
Then I ask of you: are you my Master?
No.732511
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>>732510
>uh
Yes. I will be your Master.
>wincing as command spells burn onto her shoulder
Right over my glyph...
No.732512
>>732511
I am Henry Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, your Assassin and Berserker-class Servants.
Please, take care of us as we will you.
No.732513
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No.732514
>>732513
It's an extremely rare case of dual existence. I only know of one other Servant quite like me, and even then the circumstance is different.
>guh
I'll do my best to answer any question you may have. The Grail offers us much general knowledge.
No.732515
>now is the time
>for archery
No.732516
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>>732514
If you could just give me a general rundown, please.
>>732515
>ooooooooooooh
No.732517
>>732515
>reminded of Arash
>fucking suicide bomber Archer
>the OG terrorist
>>732516
>[oh baby exposition goes here]
That's... it, honestly.
No.732518
>now is the time
>for Potato Chips
No.732519
>>732516
>
>Clint
>Clint calm the fuck down holy shit
>>732517
>we cannot confirm nor deny that Hawkeye has had any involvement with terrorists
>>732518
...Demolition Man? Now there's a face I haven't seen in a while.
No.732520
>>732519
How's it goin' Clint?
No.732521
>>732517
That's it? I was expecting something complicated.
You're like a much more powerful and famed familiar.
>>732519
Amazing.
No.732522
>>732519
>long as that arrow doesn't explode and kill you with it, we're good
>reeeeee fucking Arash trying to kill muh first Master
>fucking Assassin for actually killing him
>Holy Grail Wars suuuuuuuuuuuck
>>732521
In a nutshell, yes. Though, I'm much less... famous, compared to Mr. Hyde.
I suppose you can call me your familiar. I take no offense to the notion.
No.732523
>>732520
Life's been pretty good. Although, getting called all the way out here yesterday just so I could be invited to a basketball game was a bit of a drag.
>>732521
>grins
World's greatest marksman, at your service.
>>732522
>I mean
>I have a lot of arrows that blow up
>like, a lot
No.732524
>>732523
Especially if they're inviting you to a Knicks game. woof.
No.732525
>>732522
I like Henry better.
>>732523
Shanoa. I'm... uh. Not sure what to describe myself as.
No.732526
>>732523
>watchin you mang
>watchin you
>Keep
>Master
>Safe
>>732525
I--err... that is to say...
>flustered: yes
No.732527
>>732524
>distant "FUCK THE KNICKS!"
...I think they actually want me to play, for some weird reason.
>looks at his bow
Shooting hoops can't be that much harder than shooting arrows, right?
>>732525
No big deal. Titles aren't that important. Still, it's nice meetin' ya.
>>732526
>hey man I'm just from the circus
>I don't know shit 'bout no Grail Wars
No.732528
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>>732526
>cute
No objections?
>>732527
Likewise.
>
Basketball and archery have different trajectories.
No.732529
>>732527
Who wants you to play? The Knicks?
No.732530
>walking an old dog
>while doing the "walk the dog" trick with a yo-yo
>Boss please
No.732531
>>732528
N-no. None.
I would prefer it to "Assassin."
No.732532
>>732528
I know. But I think I could figure it out pretty fast.
>>732529
>shakes his head
It was Bucky. I didn't even know he liked basketball.
No.732533
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>>732532
Me neither. I mean, Baseball or Football I could buy. Maybe even soccer since he spent all that time in Europe.
No.732534
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>>732531
Henry it is then.
>>732532
I hope you have fun.
No.732535
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>>732530
DIE, FAAAAATHEEEER
No.732537
>>732536
I AM TRYING TO KILL YOU STOP LOOKING SO UNINTERESTED
No.732539
>>732533
Guess he picked up a new hobby while nobody was looking.
>>732534
It'd be more fun being shot at by crooks and supervillains, that's for sure.
No.732540
>>732538
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>time for bullrush
No.732541
>>732540
>flicks the yo-yo at him
>with super soldier strength
>right in the schnoz
No.732542
>>732541
Wh-GHH!
>nose: broken
Agh, my perfect face!
No.732543
>>732539
Huh. I just picked up watching TV on Netflix.
No.732544
>>732542
You're an idiot. That charge was sloppy and your technique is a far cry from CQC.
>>732539
You'll do fine. Just try not to get tackled by a shipgirl.
No.732545
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>>732539
>nod
Oh. I need to be elsewhere, I promised a friend I would watch scary movies with her.
>angel wings go
>flapflap
>awaaaaay
>Jekyll dangling from her ankle
No.732546
>>732543
>laughs
See, that's my kind of hobby!
>>732544
>
...A what-now?
>>732545
>She just grew wings.
>That. Is. Awesome.
No.732547
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>>732544
Ghh...! Old maaaaan!
>KICKU
No.732548
>>732546
You'll see.
>>732547
>bitch who do you think i am
>leg: grabbed behind the knee
>yank a nigga in
>throat chop
Down boy.
No.732549
>>732546
I'm also looking into selling my own beard and mustache products on the internet
No.732550
>>732548
>aaa
>aaaaa
>aaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>air: no
>TKO
No.732551
>>732548
That doesn't really fill me with a whole lotta confidence.
>>732549
Sounds like something you could pull off. I mean, your beard is pretty sweet.
No.732552
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>>732551
Right? I never got why more heroes didn't grow one.
No.732553
>>732550
Hah. Still got it.
>>732551
Eh? You're a superhero aren't you? Surprises and odds against you should be standard fare.
No.732555
>>732552
Some people probably find it annoying to have to wear a mask over their beard or something. I dunno.
>>732553
"Superhero" is kind of a stretch. At the end of the day, I'm just a regular guy.
No.732556
>>732555
True. I had to ditch my mask after that Logan girl threatened to shave me completely if I didn't stop
No.732557
>>732554
D-Dog...
>>732555
You run around with the Avengers.
No.732558
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No.732559
>>732556
Well, it's not like that's a bad thing. Do ya really want people to keep confusing you for Wolverine?
>>732557
Yeah, and? Still doesn't make me a superhero. I'm just... a hero, I guess.
No.732560
>>732558
How would you like to be Air Bud.
>Boss you can't talk to animals you silly old man
>>732559
You could use some confidence, son.
No.732561
>>732559
Wolverine is like...the most popular X-Man! You know how many free lunches I got?
Like four!
No.732562
>>732560
Woof
>spinning a basketball on his paw
No.732563
>>732560
Probably. Why d'ya think I act overconfident all the time?
>>732561
So you're just gonna ride on the metal-boned midget's coattails?
>shrugs
Suit yourself, I guess.
No.732564
>>732563
Well not anymore. Like I said, Logan girl told me to put the kibosh on it before she turned me into shiskibosh.
No.732565
>>732562
This game. Will be the game to end all games.
We will be Olympians.
>>732563
So it's just a ruse.
A little game of basketball against shipgirls should pick you up then. Nothing draws out the better things in life than solidarity.
No.732566
>>732564
Good choice. I've cracked jokes about Logan before, but I'm pretty sure Laura would gut me before I even got to the punchline.
>>732565
>oh no
>someone's discovered my self-esteem issues
...Why do I get the feeling "solidarity" actually means "getting your ass kicked?"
No.732567
>>732566
>detective Boss
Only if you're a fool.
It's a team sport, after all.
No.732568
>>732567
>AAAAAAA
Yeah, but Murphy's law seems to kick in a lot more when I'm around. These bandages aren't just for show.
No.732569
>>732565
>licking his own genitals
>already stopped paying attention
No.732570
>>732568
Put some faith in yourself. Bucky and I believe in you.
No.732571
>>732569
>that's dogs for you
>tosses a biscuit
Good boy.
No.732572
>>732570
>deep breath
...Alright, I'll try to be less of a downer.
>grins
But if I wind up breaking a whole bunch of bones, I'm reserving my right to blame you.
No.732573
>>732572
>where did he go
>where did these penguins come from
>Boss you can't run away from blame
No.732574
>>732573
Were... were those penguins?
>
No.732575
>>732574
>Camo Index: 95%
>penguin suit motherfucker
No.732576
>>732575
...I don't know what I expected.
No.732579
>>732578
Your fly is undone.
No.732580
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>>732579
Wait, seriously?
>looks down
No.732581
>>732580
>it's up
>and nose: flicked
No.732582
File: 1453778158163.png (267.02 KB, 648x868, 162:217, The shit I have to deal wi….png)
>>732581
Ah!
>rubs his nose
...I'm upset at myself for not seeing that coming.
No.732583
>>732582
Dohohohoho. It's almost always successful.
No.732584
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>>732583
But it's like, the oldest trick in the book.
No.732585
>>732584
And yet it works. It's just a matter of selling it.
No.732586
>>732585
Well, you definitely sold it if it worked on someone like me.
No.732587
>>732586
So tell me, Hawkeye. Why do you put yourself down so much.
There's being humble and there's self-depreciation.
No.732588
>>732587
I just... feel like I'm not doing enough sometimes. Like I'm not pulling as much weight as the other Avengers.
No.732589
>>732588
>
Men are as they make themselves.
Comparing yourself to gods, mutants, genetically enhanced super soldiers... what's the point?
They aren't you.
No.732590
>>732589
Everything's a competition when you really think about it. I've gotta work twice as hard just to come close to the people who've got powers to fall back on.
No.732591
>>732590
Don't put yourself down then, son. It doesn't help.
No.732592
>>732591
...Guess I've still got a lot to prove, even after being an Avenger for so long.
No.732593
File: 1453779858545.jpg (367.23 KB, 1600x1131, 1600:1131, phases of a fallen hero.jpg)
>>732592
Only to yourself. It shouldn't matter what other people think, hmm?
You're a grown man after all.
No.732594
>>732593
>smiles
Yeah, but I sure as hell don't act like it.
>
>Clint why did you have that juice box on you
>Clint please
No.732595
>>732594
>now Boss is thirsty
Eli, get up and get your father a drink.
No.732596
>>732595
>snaps up off the ground almost unnaturally and stumbles into the kitchen
>returns with water
No.732597
File: 1453780490772.png (272.99 KB, 493x968, 493:968, Purple Arrow gives you a t….png)
>>732595
>>732596
>oh
>oh Hawkguy's 'aving a giggle
No.732598
>>732596
>
>>732597
As it turns out, exerting my will onto my clones isn't so hard.
No.732599
>>732597
>h e l p
>e
>l
>p
...
>>732598
I think you broke my leg.
No.732600
>>732598
So... you can mind-control yourself?
>>732599
>what's that?
>laugh harder?
>well okay, if that's what you want
No.732601
>>732599
And your nose.
Next time you charge like an idiot it'll be your other leg.
>>732600
Maybe just this one.
>I wonder
>I'm going to embarrass David when he comes back
>dohohoho
No.732602
File: 1453780970237.png (191.91 KB, 392x282, 196:141, tumblr_nzs1rxznKY1uj0ll8o1….png)
>>732600
>you
>are
>a dick
>>732601
Gah... will that be all, faaather?
No.732603
>>732601
Huh. Still seems kinda useful.
>>732602
>I get that a lot
No.732604
>>732602
You can drag yourself away now.
>
And put a shirt on.
>>732603
It's definitely something I wasn't expecting.
No.732605
File: 1453781583131.png (290.14 KB, 478x370, 239:185, tumblr_nzs1rxznKY1uj0ll8o3….png)
>>732603
>reeeee
>>732604
>
>and off he goes
>dragging his leg
No.732606
>>732604
Surprises are nice sometimes, don'tcha think?
>>732605
>yes
>be angry
>the salt fuels me
No.732607
>>732606
I'm almost proud, he's made himself useful for once.
No.732608
>>732607
"For once?" Lemme guess, he's a total screw-up?
No.732609
>>732608
From cradle to grave.
No.732610
>>732609
Jeez. Guess I should stop complaining before I end up in the same boat as him.
No.732611
>>732610
Trust me, no matter how bad you get, you'll never be Eli.
>
Oh. I should be going.
>attaches a fulton to himself and goes outside
>fwip
No.732612
>>732611
That's some good news. See you later.
No.732613
>down comes Shanny
>fuckboysassin in a bridal carry
No.732614
>>732613
>tossing mail away
That's the 5th callgirl group I've turned away this year. And it's January.
>guh
>
>uh
No.732615
File: 1453783532656.jpg (26.33 KB, 600x387, 200:129, tumblr_mrlegsrvjT1sx4ztto2….jpg)
>>732614
Hello, Karen.
>smile, Shanny
>please?
You look confused.
>Jekyll's still looking like a deer in headlights
No.732616
>>732615
Oh well you know, I keep a key under the mat here for my place whenever I get locked out and don't feel like paying to replace the door.
So yeah beyond that I'm literally at a loss right here.
>maybe she kidnaps people as part of her culture
>don't be insensitive, Karen
So...how was your day.
No.732617
>>732616
I had to put a vampire down, Mr. Belmont helped.
>
This is Henry.
No.732618
>>732616
>>732617
>
>
>
I don't think I enjoy flying very much.
>uh
>bows as well as he can in Shanoa's arms
H-Henry Jekyll, ma'am...
No.732619
File: 1453784005541.jpg (183.91 KB, 1151x963, 1151:963, 253f7a20230bc5979640b10553….jpg)
>>732617
And you look like you're either gonna do the marriage consummation thing or suplex him because...?
Don't get me wrong, I know how killer cab fare can be. I can't help but look at the meter when some idiot throws one at me. But somehow I don't think uh, aerial transport is the real reason.
>>732618
And he's a stutterer, groovy.
>Henry Jekyll
>where have I heard that name before
No.732620
File: 1453784107297.jpg (170.42 KB, 500x644, 125:161, tumblr_m3fct1KJKs1rpmqeko1….jpg)
>>732618
Oh.
>uh
Did you want to ride on my back? It's not safe.
>>732619
He's my familiar.
>
It's a magic thing.
No.732621
>>732619
>
Erm... I apologize if my v-verbal tic is grating.
>>732620
>uh
N-no thank you, Master. I'll just... return to spirit form.
No.732622
>>732620
>Oh it's a thing alright
>Karen be nice
Hey no sweat, I get it. Doctor Fate always went off to do his "magic things" too. If it's privacy you wanted all you had to do was say.
>>732621
I can't tell if that's adorable or pathetic so I'm gonna go for the middle. So you stutter. Big woop, who cares what I think?
Nah, I'm sure you're a perfectly fine guy in period dress.
No.732623
>>732621
You don't need to.
>>732622
Why would I want privacy...?
>someone hasn't gotten "the talk"
No.732624
>beamed down by cosmic beings of a high plane
YEAH WELL SCREW YOU ALL AS WELL!
Jerks.
No.732625
>>732622
>uh
I-it's... comfortable.
>sheepishly rubs an arm
>>732623
>is this code for "stay"
Then I will remain here.
No.732626
>>732623
Uh...I mean, don't you want it? Privacy I mean.
Because you could make some decent money if it's in public but let's not go down that road I'll just shut up.
>>732624
Aaron did you get bitched out by Celestials again
>>732625
Dear god if it's not Missus Livingston over here it's blowing you over accidentally with a harsh breath.
Relax, guy.
No.732627
>>732626
No. It wasn't Celestials. This time.
No.732628
>>732625
>
>>732626
I don't understand, what in public?
No.732629
>>732626
You have n-no idea how difficult that request is.
>Jeeeeekyyyyyyllllll.
>shaking a little
>Thought you could shut me out with drugs, huh?
>vial of blue liquid downed
>>732628
>...
>my master is cute
>cute
No.732630
>>732627
Was it Daxamites? I bet it was Daxamites. It's fine, we've all been there. Although I guess they don't like it when you pop their resident horndog in the schnozz, who knew?
>>732628
>uh
>distraction
>
Shanny look, aliens!
>>732629
Whoa there, rawhide.
>holding the vial in a blink
I mean I know this place is a decrepit hellhole but let's not get too comfortable with each other, hey?
No.732631
File: 1453785348433.jpg (72.46 KB, 750x736, 375:368, tumblr_ngdf96An211s21c3eo2….jpg)
>>732629
The voice is bothering you again?
>>732630
You're just burning holes in the floor.
No.732632
>>732630
>Cockblocked-woooooah lookit those! They're just out there! She's got a whole window dedicated to'em!
N-no, I need that!
>You wanna shut me up? I thought we had something special!
>red eye, blue eye
>>732631
Y-yes, I require that vial!
No.732633
File: 1453785554532.jpg (227.32 KB, 1346x783, 1346:783, 3093260-marvelzombies30030….jpg)
>>732630
It wasn't Daxamites Karen. It was...Dammit, I probably should have been listening to them when they told me....
>>732632
JEKYLL JEKYLL HYDE JEKYLL HYDE HYDE JEKYLL!
JEKYLL JEKYLL HYDE JEKYLL HYDE!
No.732634
File: 1453785658301.jpg (150.01 KB, 653x573, 653:573, LOL BIG BANG THEORY SO FAH….jpg)
>>732631
Whaaaaat? Of course I'm not, see?
>eyes closed
...ow ow ow ow hot hot hot
>>732632
So what, is this your contact lens fluid or something?
>shaking it around
>oo, pretty
You ever hear of the 12 step program?
>>732633
I really just wanted to tell somebody I punched Sodom Y-DAMN IT AARON IF YOU GET THAT SONG STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
No.732635
File: 1453785791713.jpg (89.01 KB, 500x624, 125:156, tumblr_m9w8li8rTj1r6qwfho1….jpg)
>>732632
You could ask nicely.
>>732634
My friend here needs his drink back, please.
>uh
>flicks a tiny ice cube at Peej
>but where was she keeping it
No.732636
>>732633
What?
>>732634
I r-require that draught to silence him, please!
>JEKYLL JEKYLL HYDE JEKYLL HYDE HYDE JEKYLL
Why are you doing this?
>'''It's insanely catchy.
>>732635
I am trying...
No.732637
>>732634
Its too late Karen. The seed is planted. It will hit you the moment you try to go to sleep.
>>732636
Google it. You will never forget it. EVER
No.732638
>>732635
>don't hit the tits
>don't hit the tits
>whacked in the eye
I'm still disappointed.
>jeez
I'm not contributing to the drug problem by doing this, right. I still don't know if I'm supposed to book the guys that protest flu shots.
>>732636
Well I mean I'm a superhero, so that kind of automatically entails that I'm a total buzzkill whenever I can be.
>flicks the juice
Here.
>>732637
I haven't watched Arthur in years, you twit. Now I'm gonna have to marathon some crappy show I don't really want to watch again so I can get it out.
No.732639
File: 1453786263178.jpg (128.36 KB, 850x1164, 425:582, sample-22a2dded70f71ee33fd….jpg)
>>732636
Problem solved.
>>732638
He's plagued by voices. It's medicine, I think.
No.732640
>>732637
That's what the blonde man said...
>>732638
>sweet Hyde relief
I-I apologize for the outburst. Hyde can be... annoying.
>>732639
I'm beginning to run out...
>how can I convince Semiramis to help
>aaaaaaaa I don't wanna be Hyde forever
No.732641
>>732638
I didn't even know Arthur was still a thing.
PBS no longer accepts my calls.
>>732640
Google is your friend. But also a cheap whore.
No.732642
>>732639
Uh huh...
You know it's really only a good idea to take in pathetic cases when you're like, financially able to.
Man this is total deja vu from when Terra wanted to keep a cat and almost made the cage with no air holes. And on the side of the building.
>>732640
>
>
>
You're pulling my leg, right. Am I on camera?
No.732643
File: 1453786671578.jpg (72.46 KB, 750x736, 375:368, tumblr_ngdf96An211s21c3eo2….jpg)
>>732640
Um... I don't think I can help with that.
>>732642
I couldn't say no.
No.732644
>>732641
O-okay...
>>732642
>
It is a long story nobody would believe.
>>732643
I know, Master.
I have to find a way to synthesize more.
No.732645
>>732641
The guy inside Big Bird is dead, Aaron.
He's not coming back no matter how many petitions you make.
>>732643
I see puppies every day on the way to work outside PetCo, doesn't mean I take them home with me.
That only happened the once, I think.
>>732644
I fight an albino gorilla with a man's brain in it obsessed with possessing my body. I can deal.
No.732646
File: 1453787006935.jpg (26.33 KB, 600x387, 200:129, tumblr_mrlegsrvjT1sx4ztto2….jpg)
>>732644
>guh
Make a list?
>>732645
I am not allowed near pet shops.
No.732647
>>732644
A WHORE JEKYLL! A DIRTY FILTHY WHORE!
Giving out search results to just about anyone
>>732645
Caroll Spinney is not dead Karen. I'd know. I have a google alert for whenever a muppeterer dies.
Plus, Sesame Street is owned by HBO now. The dream is dead. Bert and Ernie's alternative lifestyle is no longer sponsored by viewers like you.
No.732648
>>732645
I am a spirit embodying Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde.
I am aware it's a book. It is also the basis of my existence.
>>732646
I already have.
>>732647
Is that not its purpose?
No.732649
>>732646
Y'know, that explains just about enough.
>...
So not to dredge up ancient history, but he is calling you master, right.
>>732647
You also have a google alert for when some poor factory worker dies in a machinery accident, I'll just leave it at that.
...Wait, Bert and Ernie were...?
>>732648
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.
I'll just file this under crap I don't get paid enough to understand and leave it at that.
No.732650
File: 1453787417025.jpg (170.42 KB, 500x644, 125:161, tumblr_m3fct1KJKs1rpmqeko1….jpg)
>>732648
Maybe the Order can help.
>>732649
Yes. I signed a magical contract.
>seals on her palm
It looks like my glyphs.
No.732651
File: 1453787506114.png (345.95 KB, 500x707, 500:707, tumblr_ni0b77lAIO1r84aedo1….png)
>>732648
Which one of us has google in their head and which of us is you?
>>732649
I have a google alert for when everyone dies.
They have to be right? I mean, they've never been seen dating anyone.
No.732652
>>732649
That is well enough, miss.
>>732650
Eh...?
>>732651
O-oh...
No.732653
File: 1453787651171.jpg (174.36 KB, 1097x519, 1097:519, tumblr_nhouitZeIQ1qfht5ho1….jpg)
>>732650
Lookin' good, gonna go in for touch ups soon?
No really I have no idea what I'm looking at.
>>732651
That's like saying Statler and Waldorf were gay, it's ridiculous.
Please tell it's ridiculous I don't need to go out and buy chocolate too.
>>732652
Yeah yeah, sure.
Well, you're uh, welcome to hang around...this public-ish place, I guess.
>smooth, K
No.732654
File: 1453787830724.jpg (204.17 KB, 401x600, 401:600, tumblr_n8mgdgtJQv1sgc2hro1….jpg)
>>732652
The Order of Ecclesia. We have access to supernatural things.
>>732653
>uh
They are... essentially part of the contract.
No.732655
>>732653
I have been here before.
>uh
Do you require anything...?
>>732654
>...
>Grail what is she on about
>
>ooooooh
That would be of great help!
No.732656
>>732653
Waldorf and Statler weren't gay. Waldorf was divorced and Statler's wife died of ovarian cancer.
>>732652
That's what I thought headcase.
No.732657
File: 1453788160251.jpg (84.23 KB, 336x573, 112:191, 57cf89d01c7430d92ad55b03dd….jpg)
>>732654
Right, sarcasm's still a no go.
So any plans tonight or did I interrupt the Aladdin-esque musical number before it started.
>>732655
Yeah no, I knew it was stupid the second I said it.
>uh
What? There's not much I can't get myself in 30 minutes or less, dude. Don't worry about it.
>>732656
You can tell the other basement dwelling goblins on the internet thanks from me for ruining yet another childhood icon.
How was I supposed to know Howdy Doody was a pedophile?
No.732658
>>732655
I am glad.
>>732657
None. I was just resting my weary bones.
Did you want to do something?
No.732659
>>732656
Rude.
>>732657
If you insist, ma'am.
>
>ssssip
>>732658
I can wait a few days...
No.732660
>>732657
Because of his appearance on the cover of Nambla Magazine in 1937.
>projects an image of the cover
Childhood is meaningless to hold on to.
>>732659
But true
No.732661
>carrying Arty over his shoulder
If you keep moping in your room you'll turn into a girl, dad.
No.732662
>>732658
Weary b-
>just let her have that one
Yeah, anything. I swear if I have to sit through another of Bats' monologues about traffic safety I'm gonna puke.
>>732659
>tea
>this pleb
>>732660
Says the guy who spent childhood as like, a calculator or something.
No.732663
>>732662
I recorded Mr. Belmont and I cleansing the vampire's lair, if you wanted to... watch.
No.732664
File: 1453788841578.gif (810.28 KB, 500x281, 500:281, tumblr_n1mwu2zoOc1rec90to2….gif)
>>732661
Will I be a pretty girl.
No.732665
>>732664
>
Pretty short and unfun, does that count?
No.732666
>>732662
I came on line as an adult. Technically, based on the sliding time scale that results from various reboots and crisis events, I would be considered a child.
No.732667
File: 1453789072533.jpg (250.48 KB, 500x706, 250:353, _fate__saber_by_zaphylla-d….jpg)
>>732665
I'm that already.
>trying to drag his feet
>stupid son being as tall as me
No.732668
>>732663
>shoulders: grabbed
Yes.
Oh man I knew there was a reason I still associated with magic weirdos. No offense but come on you have to admit.
>>732666
...ahahahaha.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
No.732669
>>732667
Which is why I'm trying to knock that off.
>is that a new red stripe
Come on, King of Knights! Show your son what you've got!
No.732670
File: 1453789226292.png (345.77 KB, 420x834, 70:139, 2221638-aaronstackstuartim….png)
>>732668
What so funny about that?
No.732671
>>732668
>blink
Alright then.
>just kinda
>projects it on a wall
No.732672
>>732669
>guh
>slumps over
You're infected with Rider syndrome. Can I go back to my room now.
No.732673
>>732670
You'll understand-
>snickers
When you're older.
>muffled laughing
>>732671
>oooooo
You are seriously the best.
>stains and holes showing up glaringly obvious from the light
...Yeah it's probably fine.
No.732674
>>732672
>guh
>suit mode
Come on. You can't let this destroy you, she doesn't even live with us or hang out with you that much.
>
I have an idea anyways.
No.732675
File: 1453789489853.png (331.38 KB, 673x868, 673:868, e889ee4b419b70ba9befb87a76….png)
>>732673
Strange... what's all that?
No.732676
>>732674
Gee, I wonder why.
>staring at the ceiling
Cinch your tie.
No.732677
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>>732673
I'm selling those pictures you don't know I took of you to the writers of the Big Bang Theory.
No.732678
>>732676
>
Seriously I saw this on a TV show.
>ahem
Dad! Grit your teeth!
No.732679
File: 1453789725000.jpg (121.06 KB, 497x750, 497:750, tumblr_ngko44QlRh1tjgre1o1….jpg)
>>732675
It really really pays to not ask questions.
Also don't touch anything here just to be safe.
>>732677
If this is why I found another periscope in my shower I'm taking you apart by the screw.
No.732680
File: 1453789765822.jpg (170.42 KB, 500x644, 125:161, tumblr_m3fct1KJKs1rpmqeko1….jpg)
No.732681
>>732679
No the periscope is unrelated. These were taken by getting sending flirty signals to your web cam.
No.732682
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>>732678
>Inviso-air
>bonks with the flat of Karibah
You're not old enough to be pretending things from TV.
>rolls over
I don't need to go to the dentist.
No.732683
>>732682
>bonked
>pfft
We don't go to dentists anyways.
>
She's obsessed with her Noble Phantasm, yeah? What if we change it? Mom says it wouldn't be the first time something like that's happened.
No.732684
>>732680
Uh...I don't think so. Unless being a klutz is contagious, you're fine.
>>732681
Remember all those Mormons that kept knocking on your door last year? Remember how they suddenly stopped?
Keep going and I'm putting 'em back.
No.732685
>>732683
Noble Phantasms don't change unless you're me.
>Morgan
>REEEEEEEEEEEEE
Clarent can't be changed because she can't be changed. Morgan bred that much into her directly.
No.732686
File: 1453790125651.png (1.52 MB, 697x1163, 697:1163, tumblr_nku5w2manA1sqep2mo1….png)
>>732684
Bring it. They're always good for a laugh. Heh. God. What a hoot.
No.732687
>>732685
That's where you're wrong. And I'm not talking about Clarent.
Mom's working on it so you'll get over yourself.
You can go back and not help if you want. I'm just gonna be here for a while.
No.732688
File: 1453790308647.jpg (163.39 KB, 850x1202, 425:601, sample-f383638403feca11dfa….jpg)
>>732684
Oh. Alright.
>
Does the floor count?
No.732689
>>732687
Where did I go wrong with you two.
No.732690
File: 1453790471868.jpg (801.56 KB, 1299x796, 1299:796, 1295102-1138870_power_girl….jpg)
>>732686
Haven't you met more gods than I can even count?
Screw it, at least make the shots tasteful.
>>732688
Never touch the floor. Ever.
...Don't know why you ever would, but I guess that's just another little thing that makes you so you.
Gonna go grab some popcorn, please don't touch things.
>zoom
No.732692
File: 1453790589819.jpg (117.04 KB, 850x723, 850:723, sample-c0fc4e7bb55a5c3566a….jpg)
>>732691
Mm.
>ahoge droops forward an inch
No.732693
>>732690
Gods yes. But-well now she's gone. Not like we were having a conversation or anything.
No.732694
>>732692
I love you dad, but I can't be like you if this is you.
I killed you with the big chest a couple of days ago, you know what that taught me?
Talking and taking a beating gets me nowhere. You have to do things.
So I'm going to do something.
No.732695
>>732694
Yet another thing I couldn't instill in anyone myself.
>picking at carpet fuzz
No hitting your father.
No.732696
>>732695
>
Dad. Come on, don't be a square. Contrary to the song, it's not hip.
No.732697
File: 1453791123427.jpg (87.43 KB, 571x600, 571:600, Machine_Man_Quick_Sketch_b….jpg)
>>732696
>did that little shit just diss Huey Lewis and the news
YOU TAKE THAT BACK!
>whips a bottle
No.732698
>>732696
Being a king means being a square.
Being a father means being a square.
Like it or not, all your newly found apparent knowledge doesn't take into account raw unchangeable facts.
No.732699
>>732697
>ducks
Hey, making a point here!
>>732698
Mom makes me absorb popular culture so I'm less of a clueless dolt.
>guh
Not all dads are squares and neither are all kings.
What about Uncle Alex or Richard the Lionheart?
No.732700
File: 1453791468867.jpg (227.32 KB, 1346x783, 1346:783, 3093260-marvelzombies30030….jpg)
>>732699
If your point is at the expense of a musical institution, your point is wrong.
And this is coming from a being who hates everything.
No.732701
>>732699
I can't accept that man as a king without driving myself insane.
Richard was as much absentee physically as I was spiritually.
I can't be anyone else but myself, Leon.
If only I had as simple a mortal enemy as Saladin.
No.732702
>>732700
Save it for someone who cares.
>>732701
Just go home if you're going to be like this: I don't need it. I get enough of the depressing air the second I go home to your brooding and mom's distant hermetic lifestyle.
No.732703
>>732702
Oh you'll care. Just you wait and...actually, you know what? Fuck it. I'm going to got get beer.
>reformats to have a jet pack
>fucking gone
No.732704
>>732702
I'm sorry, I thought I was the one that dragged you out here.
No.732705
>>732704
I thought a change of atmosphere would help- even the swamp is clean. Glassy but clean.
Turns out you'll brood anywhere-DAD YOU'RE SHRINKING
No.732706
>>732705
It pays to be adaptable.
>wait
>no
>n-no
>not again
You've...grown.
No.732707
File: 1453792671065.jpg (94.54 KB, 500x731, 500:731, tumblr_no7si1dEhb1rye1gyo1….jpg)
>>732706
I don't know how to feel about this.
No.732708
File: 1453792804662.jpg (240.47 KB, 850x1201, 850:1201, sample-c5b40938d97ac70c54b….jpg)
>>732707
I didn't ask to be this way.
>is my voice really that high and whiny jesus
This doesn't change anything.
No.732709
>>732708
>it's... cute?
>shrug
I don't really care about trying to change Mordred anymore. I just want my dad to stop beating himself up like an idiot, it doesn't do anything but make everyone else feel like garbage too.
I almost don't wanna come home sometimes.
No.732710
>>732709
I...
>
I'm not meant to be a father. The life of a king is too lonely to encompass something so personal without it leading to ruin. If I'd given into Morgan's demands, then maybe...
>no
It's more than just Mordred.
No.732711
>>732710
It's only lonely if you make it. Uncle Alex told me about his path of kingship.
I'm not outgoing or charismatic enough to be like him, but I refuse to be lonely like you.
I'll make my own path using both of yours as guidelines.
>
So what is it? Let's get it out of the way already.
No.732712
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>>732711
That man's sons either betrayed him or died horrible deaths. But maybe that's how we're similar, we're both too big of fools to adequately care for our family in the face of conflict or subjects.
>tug tug
I'm afraid of failing you as a parent. Mordred's anger only drove the point home. One I was shamefully hoping to forget.
No.732713
>>732712
>With Arms Wide Open.mp3
>'mere smoldadmom
>now
>is hug time
You're failing me by being an idiot and pushing everyone away with the stupid brooding.
Sis can do whatever she wants, she doesn't live with us and the big scary guy with the huge sword takes care of her.
No.732714
>two more Mordreds
>what the hell...
No.732715
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>>732713
Leon...
>crying: yes
No.732716
>>732714
>uh
Sis isn't here right now.
>>732715
Hey now, don't cry too much: what if this armor's not rustproof?
>cheeki
You sure are easier to talk to like this, so much less deflection with sarcasm.
No.732717
>>732715
>crying smol not-Mordred
>uh
>>732716
>
She took too long to shut up.
Don't wake her up.
No.732718
>>732716
Forgiving a loathsome person like me, who would even admit my own cowardice, it's...unfathomable.
I don't deserve anything like this.
>>732717
>one side
>tears coming through
No.732719
>yo man I don't know what the heck is going on
No.732720
>>732717
Roger.
>>732718
You're not trying to kill me with Rhongomyniad while I'm doing this so we've already got more progress than the other you I met.
Seriously dad take a deep breath you're starting to wet the tunic under the armor.
Chill. You spent days brooding. The time for sad is over.
>>732719
>uh
Hi, Uncle Alex.
No.732721
>>732718
>aaaaaa I hate tears
>>732719
>Red Mordred
>>732720
We're leaving.
>
>gone
No.732722
>>732720
B-But it's all I know how to-
>tiny scroll falls on her head
>it's a C&D
Oh...
>
>>732721
>ur a mordred
No.732723
>>732720
Eh, hi boy.
>small rolling suitcase next to him
I need somewhere to stay before I leave with that damned woman for Madagascar, she took all my Phantasms! I'm lucky she left me with this much!
>
Gah, maybe it's a bad time.
>>732721
>u wot
No.732724
>>732722
>patpat
>Snickers handed to cheiba
Eat a Snickers, dad.
>>732723
It's fine.
>
Madagascar?
No.732725
>>732724
>FOOD
>somberly munching the chocolate
>
...Better.
>wipes his face
No.732726
>>732724
She got it in her head that it's about time to put down and conquer a country for herself. Been acting kinda funny lately.
>grin
I'll be there as a consultant only, of course. And for the beach!
No.732727
>>732725
>foreheads touching
>c a m a r a d e r i e
Not so lonely are you now, King of Knights?
>>732726
I hope that doesn't start some kind of war.
>
...Nah. Nobody cares about Madagascar. I still can't infect them in Plague Inc.
No.732728
>>732727
You're going to get yourself into far too much trouble with that attitude of yours.
I suppose I should take responsibility, after all.
>GLEAM
No.732729
>>732727
Bah, you act like that's a bad thing!
Attracting the animosity of others is just one step behind attracting their admiration, or quashing them underneath your boot in glorious combat!
>ah
Oi, do you know any cheats? I'm not some disease carrier, how should I know how to spread plagues?
No.732730
>>732728
>that's my dad
I do get it from my parents.
>>732729
I draw enough ire for myself, thanks.
>
There are cheats? I just pick all the transmission types to spread it everywhere while reducing symptoms so nobody notices, then devolve the transmission and focus on lethal symptoms once everyone is sick.
No.732731
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>>732730
>
I'll assume you're capable enough to not become mortally wounded before coming home, and leave this most beautiful glassy swamp in your care.
I have tear stains to Windex and your mother to make happy.
>ruffles hair
Thank you, son.
>zips out
No.732732
>>732730
For somebody who thinks they think big, you sure think pretty small. What's the point in being a target if you're not the biggest target?
Eh, but I guess I should've known that what with that Saber.
>
>uh
>not directly related to military strategy=what the fuck, dude
>also kinda woozy from mana loss
No.732733
>>732731
Later, dad!
>>732732
>but it's biological warfare
>uh
I never claimed to think big. Besides, you have an army. I'm just me and maybe my dad.
>
Are you okay, Uncle Alex?
No.732734
>>732733
Yeah yeah, I'll be fine.
>plops down
Talk of armies, eh. Ha! I don't even have mine anymore!
>taps his heart
Stolen right out from under me, but I guess it was a fair trade.
No.732735
>>732734
How does one steal an army?
No.732736
>>732735
That's a question for Waver, not me.
I pulled a lot of tricks in my time, but making an entire army disappear was more that one guy's name...Hannibal.
Unless you meant on the battlefield!
>c h e e k
Eh, but we made a bet and I lost.
No.732737
>>732736
Huh... neat.
Have fun in Madagascar. I should head home now that everyone's less mind-numbingly miserable.
No.732738
>>732737
Oi, don't be a stranger now! But that armor might get a little hot, eh?
>waves off
Have fun with your family nonsense, it was weird seeing her again.
No.732739
>>732738
Eh?
Oh. It's okay. Dad only gets weird when he's hungry.
>off he goes
No.732740
>>732739
That guy's just like his dad.
Make everyone else happy but can't lighten up himself to save his life.
Bah, what a hassle.
>3DS out
No.732741
No.732742
>>732740
>wot's dis nao
>floating behind Mini, not touching the floor
>wing flapping noises
No.732743
>>732742
>?
Is it broken?
>turning the handheld over
>whapped in the back of the head with a feather
Ah! Birdemic is real!
No.732744
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>>732743
>
What's a Birdemic?
No.732745
>>732744
Oh, it's just an angel.
I kinda thought one of you would show up eventually, that blonde guy in the suit sure plays enough piano.
>!
Wait, it's not my time yet! I hadn't even done everything I wanted to do!
Like watch Birdemic again.
No.732746
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>>732745
Angel...? No, I'm Shanoa.
>uh
You didn't answer my question.
No.732747
>>732746
Well whatever, ladies with wings aren't that hard to come by.
>I wanna fight a Fury
>fuck that'd be cool
Birdemic! Shock and Terror! It's a really bad movie!
No.732748
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>>732747
>uhhhh
Oh. Another moving picture thing.
>sheltered level: extreme
No.732749
>>732748
Yup! It's basically The Birds by this guy Hitchcock but worse, the people don't know anything about making a movie!
And that's what makes it so perfect, seeing the human spirit so closely attempt to outdo itself, nothing could make me want to watch more!
And the birds explode
No.732750
>>732749
How horrible... why do they explode-
>beep beep
Oh no! I'm late!
>flapflapflap
>"AAAAAA" the entire way
No.732751
>>732750
Sheesh, everybody's in some big hurry today.
>picks a feather off his nose
Am I missing something?
>daily Dilbert calendar out
Australia Day, huh.
>
...heheheh, that boss is a dummy.
No.732753
>>732752
HITTING THE DEEEEEEECK!
No.732755
>>732754
Eh, what's with that look for.
Do I got something on my face?
No.732758
>>732757
>
So I hear your companion's going to conquer Madagascar.
No.732759
>>732758
Something like that. I think she forgot it used to be a pirate haven until I told her.
>shrug
But I don't really know what she'll do next, it's exciting!
No.732760
>>732759
Let's hope she doesn't get too bigheaded. Then I might have to put an end to that dream.
No.732761
>>732760
Don't be such a sourpuss. You're no Goldie, either.
>picking the 3DS back up
Bah, people sure like to get wound up about stuff that hasn't even happened yet. Fancy yourself King of Islands or something?
No.732762
>>732761
King's an outdated word. Boss will do. Madagascar's close to Zanzibar. If it interferes with our operations and trade routes, it'll be shut down. It's that simple.
No.732763
>>732762
Only a fool speaks in absolutes, y'know.
Oh, I know what this is! Envious of a bigger island, are you?
No.732766
>>732765
We'll see how this goes. It could be interesting, or catastrophic.
The last thing I need right now is another pirate trying to make a name for themselves this close to home.
I get enough fools trying to raid my cargo ships as is.
No.732767
>>732766
Well whatever, my army's the best in the world so it's not like it's too much of a problem.
Oi, you're getting raided?
No.732768
>>732767
Was the best in the world. That title's belonged to my Outer Heaven for quite some time now. They liken me to you.
>
Of course. I'm the biggest target in the eastern hemisphere. Everyone wants to take a crack at the indomitable Big Boss.
I welcome the challenge, for the most part. The days would be dull without it.
No.732769
>>732768
So you're just gonna be like that, huh. Sheesh.
>idly playing vidya
That Napoleon guy thought he wanted to be like me too, but it didn't turn out so well. I don't think I can abide somebody who clawed to my place at the top just to be bored.
No.732770
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>>732769
>eyebrow raised
Napoleon was an idiot who aspired to be someone he wasn't. I'm an idiot who strives to be himself.
The comparisons are just media trash.
>puff
Besides. The top's not a bad place to be, there's always someone to fight.
No.732771
>>732770
Someone lower. I didn't know I was on the top until after I died, and even then, the world was so tiny! Tiny enough to know that I was just another blip on history. But as damned a big of blip as I could make it!
>waves the smoke away
You can use all the fancy lines you want, but I wouldn't accept a challenge from if you're going to belittle yourself by being a willfully ignorant moron.
No.732772
>>732771
Another similarity, I suppose. I was declared the 20th century's greatest soldier posthumously.
>p u f f
There will always be someone lower. An equal will one day present themselves before me and I'll be honored to fight at the front. Until then, I'll be waiting.
No.732773
>>732772
>coughcough
Man that stuff smells gross...
>shakes his head
You're gonna be waiting forever with that attitude, I almost feel sorry for you.
>stands up
Low on that mana stuff, huh...Need some food.
>ambles off
No.732774
>>732773
Can't even appreciate good tobacco.
>puff
At least on that we differ. No one should be like me.
>
The quiet's nice. No swamp gas... this is good.