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File: 1453840489829.jpg (392.63 KB, 1564x1080, 391:270, OH beach.jpg)

 No.732775

>Meanwhile, on the western coast of Zanzibar...

 No.732776

File: 1453840576610.png (21.61 KB, 271x129, 271:129, beach.png)


 No.732777

File: 1453840701474.png (573.03 KB, 595x673, 595:673, tumblr_nlydc5Oqxn1tz7vhco1….png)

>>732776

Yeaaaah! Yatta!


 No.732778

File: 1453840758601.png (783.39 KB, 1080x1920, 9:16, tumblr_nrpsl7VaYi1rp2t3do1….png)

>>732776

I'm already in my swimsuit~!

>

Hey, wait. We're always at the beach!


 No.732779

File: 1453841056537.jpg (39.25 KB, 537x421, 537:421, king of the pool.jpg)

>>732777

Yattazo.

>>732778

Isn't it great?

I wonder how those neighbors down in Madagascar will go.

Francis Drake, eh... pirates. Bah.


 No.732780

File: 1453841175969.jpg (209.36 KB, 850x756, 425:378, sample-70cf04df97313629470….jpg)

>>732778

Well of course we are, how else would this Musashi stay so tan?

>>732779

Eh? Pirate king? We're not in trouble are we?

>...

Wahaha, as if! Boss is invincible! We are invincible! Victory at sea is assured! This Musashi will lead every charge! Right?


 No.732781

File: 1453841255036.png (191.91 KB, 374x714, 11:21, Ready for summer.png)

>

>yes

>yes this is fine


 No.732782

File: 1453841258021.png (585.43 KB, 640x1164, 160:291, tumblr_nqtd0vf6u71t30u54o1….png)

>>732779

Geh. Who cares? If they get rowdy with our guys out at sea we'll mess'em up, right? Then I can finally deploy on sortie!

>>732780

I thought you just painted yourself like that.


 No.732783

File: 1453841370084.jpg (4.39 KB, 170x83, 170:83, ....jpg)

>>732780

That's exactly right. Here's to hoping our ghost friends don't decide to go conquering up north.

I'd rather not have to fight Francis Drake backed by Alexander the Great's army.

>>732781

Buuuuckyyyyy.

Isn't this nice?

>>732782

Eager to go with your sister, eh?


 No.732784

File: 1453841489591.png (596.23 KB, 687x1000, 687:1000, dd461599085ebef6286da63731….png)

>>732781

Ha! Summer Soldier! This Musashi gets it!

>>732782

Eeeeeh?! Painted? Take that back, you! This Musashi is all natural!

>>732783

Iskander is there too?

>my friend tho

Guh... this Musashi doesn't want to fight him, so I'll hope too.


 No.732785

File: 1453841524042.png (225.99 KB, 500x493, 500:493, 1435171698319.png)

>time to get a mocha flavor

>or does tan look more like caramel

>either works


 No.732786

File: 1453841595972.png (159.03 KB, 863x588, 863:588, tumblr_nviv5sbz7Y1sheit0o6….png)

>>732783

>

Are you kidding? I've been dying to try these plasma mounts out!

>>732784

Bahaha, so you can feel shame!

>skips off

>speed: fast

>eat my sand you Slow Battleship


 No.732787

File: 1453841720172.jpg (58.15 KB, 500x700, 5:7, That's not how you hold a ….jpg)

>>732783

Yeah. Haven't been to the beach in years.

>>732784

That's a relief. Would've been disappointed if it went over everybody's heads.

>>732785

>try not to get skin cancer


 No.732788

File: 1453841812731.png (709.98 KB, 700x700, 1:1, Vacation Action Boss.png)

>>732784

His younger self is still immature in the mind despite all the knowledge of his life and death, it's a little disappointing.

Bah. It's of no consequence. He's decided I'm not worth the battle because I don't have his foolish reckless sentiment.

>>732785

Eh? Now that's a new face.

>>732786

There she goes.

>>732787

For lack of trying, we're still technically on base.

>...

You can't tell because of the eyepatch but I'mw inking.


 No.732789

File: 1453841917017.jpg (137.54 KB, 800x1131, 800:1131, cc1b3e8b19333ab9acfab335f3….jpg)

>>732786

>won't be the only thing of yours I eat

>guhuhu

Tenryuuuuuuu!

>>732787

Hey, this Musashi's slow only speedwise.

>>732788

It's true, but he's cute! And energetic! But his big self is energetic too.


 No.732790

File: 1453842150176.png (351.54 KB, 500x703, 500:703, Ponytail.png)

>>732788

I'll take your word on that, Boss.

>>732789

>smiles

I didn't say anything about you being slow.


 No.732791

File: 1453842352747.png (826.16 KB, 959x700, 137:100, tumblr_nrgauo8W7k1si99vho1….png)

>>732787

>sunbathing in natural light for short periods of time is healthy

>it's the tanning booths you need to watch

>>732788

>two fingered wave

>slaps a pair of oversized sunglasses on

>living the dream


 No.732792

File: 1453842410702.png (170.67 KB, 322x563, 322:563, The Man Who Fultons Goats.png)

>>732789

We'll just have to keep an extra eye down southeast, hmm?

>>732790

It's nice though. Same sun as it would be back at Mother Base, but the sea breeze is entirely different. It's beautiful.

Normally you wouldn't notice during a sortie, too busy to really enjoy it.

But this... this is truly one of life's splendors.

>>732791

...I have no idea who that is, but I'm in too good a mood to get suspicious.


 No.732793

File: 1453842486225.jpg (193.49 KB, 850x1190, 5:7, sample-3f704d1cd4b2bd17d3c….jpg)

>>732790

>

>

>

Quiet, you.

>aaaaaa

>>732792

This Musashi volunteers!


 No.732794

File: 1453842786966.jpg (193.27 KB, 700x993, 700:993, Standing in the sunshine.jpg)

>>732791

>I'm 90 years old and what is a tanning booth

>>732792

>nods

It's nice to not feel so busy for a change.

>>732793

What? It's not like I'm judging you.


 No.732795

File: 1453843028835.jpg (50.76 KB, 588x293, 588:293, Intrude N313.jpg)

>>732793

Not alone. Take Akitsu Maru with you. You two work well together.

>>732794

Two of those Servants are aiming to conquer Madagascar, down southeast of us.

I'm not saying we make a move, but I am saying we should observe the situation down there.


 No.732796

File: 1453843207066.jpg (237.3 KB, 525x1721, 525:1721, lame.jpg)

>>732794

It was a mistake! Gah, that Tenryuu!

>>732795

>guhuhuhuuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhhhhh

Ryoukai!


 No.732797

File: 1453843406621.png (361.64 KB, 676x706, 338:353, Bucky Cap best Cap.png)

>>732795

...So you're asking me to go spy on them?

>>732796

>laughs

I'll try and forget I heard anything.


 No.732798

File: 1453843683695.jpg (186.51 KB, 1660x1038, 830:519, snake-smoke-8.jpg)

>>732796

You have my blessing.

>>732797

It'll be extremely dangerous. We'll have to arm you accordingly.

They're spiritual entities, so you'll need equipment forged from extraterrestrial metal from Thanagar, they call it "nth metal" here.


 No.732799

File: 1453843755842.png (1.31 MB, 814x1150, 407:575, dcdffa1d36534dfadcfc2c0b1b….png)

>>732797

Phew... that's a relie-

>>732798

>does he know

>uh

>uh

E-eh?


 No.732800

File: 1453844069897.png (173.51 KB, 500x678, 250:339, Nobody cared who I was unt….png)

>>732798

Fair enough, but shouldn't I avoid fighting them? Based on what I've heard, they're too powerful for me to take head-on. Not to mention getting caught would lead them back to you.

>>732799

...There a reason you look so nervous all of a sudden?


 No.732801

File: 1453844416912.jpg (242.01 KB, 1024x768, 4:3, Dr. Sokolov, I'm MSF.jpg)

>>732799

I know what you have with Akitsu Maru. I don't mind it. It's not my place to judge.

>>732800

It's a last resort, son. Avoiding combat is ideal, but in case you need to escape, you'll need to clear a path.


 No.732802

File: 1453844978163.jpg (66.19 KB, 341x607, 341:607, I'll teach you.jpg)

>>732800

It's nothing, Bucky-

>>732801

>I don't know what I expected

Oh... well, that's a relief.


 No.732803

File: 1453845076798.jpg (243.18 KB, 553x781, 553:781, Hail Hydra.jpg)

>>732801

There's not much to worry about, Boss. People've been sending me out on stealth operations since I was 16.

>smirks

If people couldn't see me when I was wearing red and blue tights, I doubt they'll see me now.

>>732802

Doesn't sound like nothing to me. Good thing I know how to keep a secret.


 No.732804

File: 1453845199014.png (760.5 KB, 700x990, 70:99, ocelot_and_bb1_by_prydonia….png)

>>732802

There's no need to be ashamed.

>>732803

Very well... my faith is firmly in you.


 No.732805

File: 1453845332264.png (596.23 KB, 687x1000, 687:1000, dd461599085ebef6286da63731….png)

>>732803

So Akitsu Maru and this Musashi have a thing, it's not really something I want to discuss.

>>732804

>guhhh

You're so blunt sometimes Boss.


 No.732806

File: 1453845547317.jpg (166.53 KB, 567x847, 81:121, Wolverine, team meatshield.jpg)

>>732804

Well, you're making a pretty safe bet.

>>732805

You don't have to. All that matters to me is if the two of you are happy.


 No.732807

File: 1453845657731.jpg (230.67 KB, 850x1236, 425:618, Two Snakes Were Born.jpg)

>>732805

It's true.

>>732806

But enough about future missions. Let's relax.


 No.732808

File: 1453845718764.jpg (484.94 KB, 636x900, 53:75, 39bcd5ae8988210f111a829dba….jpg)

>>732806

Of course we are.

>guhuhu

>>732807

Where's everyone else?


 No.732809

File: 1453846084355.jpg (262.3 KB, 950x750, 19:15, Smile.jpg)

>>732807

That was the plan, wasn't it?

>chill status: very yes

>>732808

Good to hear.

>you feel that, Musashi?

>that's approval


 No.732810

File: 1453846428740.jpg (302.11 KB, 744x685, 744:685, what a good child.jpg)

>>732808

Nagato is terminally embarrassed, as usual. Tatsuta's receiving upgrades in Akashi's hangar since she was AWOL when we were doing that to the other fleetgirls.

Bismarck is off base drinking with her sister.

Akashi never leaves her hangar to wear swimsuits.

Nobody knows where Kaga goes to read and be alone.

>>732809

Excellent.

>slumps into a beach chair

Ahhh...


 No.732811

File: 1453846525907.jpg (83.11 KB, 650x817, 650:817, ef9712e4a18810200596fa8169….jpg)

>>732809

>you're an enabler

>it's okay Akitsu Maru loves the Musa-D

Great!

It's a little quiet without the other girls around.

>>732810

Akitsu Maru's pretending to be a palm tree. Disguised as an oak tree.


 No.732812

File: 1453847031820.jpg (91.65 KB, 400x816, 25:51, Pencil sketch.jpg)

>>732810

Sometimes I forget what it's like to just sit back and relax. I've kinda turned into a workaholic over time.

>>732811

>she might love it a little too much

>butthat'snoneofmybusiness.jpg

Yeah. Never thought I'd be able to hear crickets on a beach.


 No.732813

File: 1453847402822.jpg (27.96 KB, 268x268, 1:1, go on.jpg)

>>732811

She might actually be stuck in that tree suit.

>>732812

It's rare, I'll admit. Between all the conflict with those Swahili pirates who just won't quit no matter how many of them are slaughtered and the usual business, we've been busy.


 No.732814

File: 1453847951950.png (204.65 KB, 697x657, 697:657, Don't worry, I know what I….png)

>>732813

I've been trying to handle business around here on top of providing intel for the Avengers. It's... tough sometimes, but I make it work.


 No.732815

File: 1453848203154.jpg (4.39 KB, 170x83, 170:83, ....jpg)

>>732814

Maybe we're overworked.


 No.732816

File: 1453848276028.png (85.34 KB, 600x350, 12:7, Get a load of this guy.png)

>>732815

Heh. Understatement of the year right there, Boss.


 No.732817

File: 1453848360400.png (502.34 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, The Man Who Sold The World.png)

>>732816

I'd hire on more staff but going through hopefuls is time consuming.


 No.732818

File: 1453848465113.jpg (9.57 KB, 255x185, 51:37, 1453784529457.jpg)

>sits up

>from a pile of empty bottles


 No.732819

File: 1453848629556.png (438.42 KB, 600x872, 75:109, Where did that cat come fr….png)

>>732817

Maybe if we're lucky, somebody new will just fall into our laps.

>>732818

Uh...


 No.732820

File: 1453848661834.jpg (7.88 KB, 253x128, 253:128, hmm.jpg)

>>732818

>another bottle on the pile

>>732819

Dohoho, and when has that happened before?


 No.732821

File: 1453848782711.jpg (13.92 KB, 208x255, 208:255, 1453786549767.jpg)

>>732819

Can I help you with somethin?

>>732820

>thats cool. Cause I ain't cleaning it


 No.732822

File: 1453849071837.png (332.14 KB, 622x818, 311:409, Hoodie.png)

>>732820

Anything's possible, right? Hell, ask Nagato. I just kinda... showed up on Battleship Island one day. Don't remember how.

>>732821

>blink

>blink

...How many drinks did you have?


 No.732823

File: 1453849443925.png (34.18 KB, 400x400, 1:1, lean.png)

>>732821

>you're right

>Scruffy will

>>732822

Huh...


 No.732824

File: 1453849554265.jpg (17.79 KB, 212x300, 53:75, nextwave-agents-of-hate-pa….jpg)

>>732822

Somewhere between a lot, and all of them

>>732823

>good

>then I'll just empty my pockets

>thousands of gum wrapers, three Taxidermied beavers and a ship anchor get tossed onto the shore


 No.732825

File: 1453849888743.jpg (67.96 KB, 590x900, 59:90, Can you feel the freedom y….jpg)

>>732823

Yeah. Lucky for me I had Cap's shield to help me survive the quote-unquote "welcome wagon."

>>732824

...That second one sounds about right.


 No.732826

File: 1453850597367.png (1.39 MB, 1275x693, 425:231, mgs4 Big Boss 2.png)

>>732824

>this guy

Really?

>>732825

Welcome wagon?


 No.732827

File: 1453850888157.jpg (235.15 KB, 1200x848, 75:53, Drive-by.jpg)

>>732826

They shot at me a few times before they realized I wasn't a threat.

>shrugs

Guess the shipgirls weren't used to visitors back then.


 No.732828

File: 1453851012570.jpg (37.77 KB, 849x538, 849:538, olive drab.jpg)

>>732827

Very lucky indeed.


 No.732829

File: 1453851267701.jpg (82.76 KB, 750x750, 1:1, marvel_comic__s_machine_ma….jpg)


 No.732830

File: 1453851274187.jpg (444.81 KB, 600x890, 60:89, WinterSoldier4.jpg)

>>732828

>nod

I might've been able to make it out okay without the shield... but I can't say for sure.


 No.732831

File: 1453851354254.jpg (57.06 KB, 540x344, 135:86, when Boss hits the sauce t….jpg)

>>732829

>desire to fulton: yes

Hmm.

>>732830

Naval artillery travels faster and impacts greater than standard ammunition.


 No.732832

File: 1453851650847.png (1.09 MB, 817x1248, 817:1248, SYMBOLISM.png)

>>732829

So... how'd you end up here?

>>732831

Guess I did need it, then.

>shrugs

Just gotta make sure they never find a reason to open fire on me again.


 No.732833

File: 1453851837596.png (621.91 KB, 500x664, 125:166, bright blue eye.png)

>>732832

Well, we're here now.

>

Do you know this fool who's trashed the place?


 No.732834

File: 1453851995612.png (135.11 KB, 209x330, 19:30, 1453789829156.png)

>>732831

Hmmmmmmm

>>732832

Jetpack


 No.732835

File: 1453852185688.jpg (164.26 KB, 564x837, 188:279, Who snipes the snipers.jpg)

>>732833

Not personally, but yeah. His name's Aaron Stack. Calls himself Machine Man.

>>732834

Huh. Wonder why no one noticed you fly in.


 No.732836

File: 1453852232683.jpg (17.25 KB, 295x187, 295:187, HMMMMMMMM.jpg)

>>732834

HMMMMMMMMMMM.

>>732835

Like that one Bruce Dickinson song?

>

I'm actually wondering why he didn't rust to death through the fog of metallic archaea we have going on.


 No.732837

File: 1453852495927.jpg (13.92 KB, 208x255, 208:255, 1453786549767.jpg)

>>732835

Cause I got the skizillz to pay the bizillz.

>>732836

>THX hmmmmmmmmmmm


 No.732838

File: 1453852805738.png (779.77 KB, 634x894, 317:447, Time to assassinate people….png)

>>732836

No clue. Maybe he's got some way to prevent himself from rusting.


 No.732839

File: 1453852909580.jpg (10.17 KB, 232x205, 232:205, ah.jpg)

>>732837

>the harmonizing HMMMMMs are making seismic activity

>oh god

>>732838

How bothersome.


 No.732840

File: 1453853171661.jpg (43.56 KB, 505x858, 505:858, Bucky is too cool for trig….jpg)

>>732837

That... doesn't really explain much, but okay.

>>732839

>shrugs

There are worse people out there.


 No.732841

File: 1453853196591.jpg (126.75 KB, 750x1064, 375:532, You're pretty good.jpg)

>relaxing in a lawn chair

Ahhhhhhh...


 No.732842

File: 1453853480024.png (34.18 KB, 400x400, 1:1, lean.png)

>>732840

We should have a barbecue. It feels just right for one.

>>732841

Ocelot... do you know what day it is?


 No.732843

.


 No.732844

>


 No.732845

File: 1453853724606.png (394.31 KB, 900x511, 900:511, tumblr_o0kxd9zofm1uixh6ho1….png)

Finally, an excuse to not wear a shirt!


 No.732846

File: 1453853814886.png (84.89 KB, 180x346, 90:173, Pewpew Panther.png)

>>732842

Tuesday.

Not as bad as Monday or Wednesday...but it's still a very mediocre day.

>>732845

You don't have to wear pants either.

>suddenly in a speedo


 No.732847

File: 1453854047836.png (142.58 KB, 600x400, 3:2, tumblr_nrwi68LTO21qksyrko4….png)

>>732846

Sweet Mary mother of Joseph my eyes!


 No.732848

File: 1453854048072.jpg (21.5 KB, 236x301, 236:301, 76eaa37df4bd719806633c7d15….jpg)

>>732839

>humming continues

I can go all day fleshy one

>>732840

Space Gods once thought I was cool. That should be enough


 No.732849

File: 1453854130769.jpg (65.33 KB, 600x707, 600:707, Just a soldier like all th….jpg)

>>732842

>smiles

No objections here.

>>732848

...Huh. Can't really argue with that.


 No.732850

File: 1453854202147.jpg (13.64 KB, 316x216, 79:54, blah blah blah.jpg)

>>732845

Eliiiii.

>>732846

Tuesday... it really just is a day, isn't it. Nothing special.

Friday's game day. I suppose we should assemble the team and practice.

>>732848

I've already lost interest.

>>732849

>where'd that spit come from

>and the firepit

There are wild boars that live on the western side. I'll get one of the shipgirls to go hunting.


 No.732851

>pls


 No.732852

File: 1453854367326.jpg (61.23 KB, 600x300, 2:1, Nice arm.jpg)

>>732847

See this arm? Remember when you were this arm but not really?

Good times.

>>732850

We'll get ready, Boss!

And I have something super special for it...


 No.732853

File: 1453854529530.jpg (341.94 KB, 960x1028, 240:257, tumblr_n988m1AFpn1skswj8o1….jpg)

>>732852

You were literally pretending to be possessed by a limb trans-

>

Why is your entire arm metal? You only lost your hand at the wrist!

>>732850

Faaaaather?


 No.732854

File: 1453854871631.jpg (446.01 KB, 1564x1080, 391:270, OH beach 2.jpg)

>>732852

Special, eh? Let's see it!

>>732853

You're not doing absolutely terrible.

>this is a compliment


 No.732855

File: 1453854884567.png (419.83 KB, 500x646, 250:323, I don't get it.png)

>>732850

Huh. Talk about not wasting time.


 No.732856

File: 1453855258119.jpg (93.44 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, You serious.jpg)

>>732853

I took it further! PUSHED THE LIMITS!

>>732854

I had the R&D department develop this for me.

>pulls out a pistol

This baby shoots out tiny basketballs.

It may seem useless, but when you shoot one of them at the normal sized ball,. it'll bounce it out of an opponent's hand. Some may call it cheating but...it isn't.


 No.732857

File: 1453855365656.png (108.91 KB, 340x234, 170:117, tumblr_nzs1rxznKY1uj0ll8o7….png)

>>732854

F-father...?

>>732856

Ocelot what is wrong with you?


 No.732858

File: 1453855467053.jpg (178.97 KB, 500x750, 2:3, You're pretty good.jpg)

>>732855

Timing is key, my good friend.

>>732856

...That's straight up cheating.

That said I'm allowing Venom's Rocket Dunk because it's "dank" as the kids say.

>>732857

I won't repeat myself, Eli.


 No.732859

File: 1453855585198.mp4 (2.68 MB, 720x480, 3:2, Remember when Egoraptor wa….mp4)

>>732857

I dunno.

>spinny spinny

>>732858

But uhhhh...

Yeah you're right.

There must be a way to implement these into a game, though...


 No.732860

File: 1453855609563.jpg (119.66 KB, 609x827, 609:827, They call him the Winter S….jpg)

>>732858

Guess so, but it almost feels like you planned things out ahead of time.


 No.732861

File: 1453855713059.png (73.76 KB, 500x401, 500:401, tumblr_ntbejiv5gB1rbrgo3o1….png)

>>732858

>WHAT IS THIS PRAISE I AM HEARING

I don't believe you!

>>732859

I... I can see that.


 No.732862

File: 1453855821804.png (34.18 KB, 400x400, 1:1, lean.png)

>>732859

Hmm... we could signal the start of the game, time-outs and the end with it.

>>732860

>gleam~

You'll never know.

>>732861

I know.


 No.732863

>...


 No.732864

File: 1453855969580.jpg (93.44 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, You serious.jpg)

>>732853

I took it further! PUSHED THE LIMITS!

>>732854

I had the R&D department develop this for me.

>pulls out a pistol

This baby shoots out tiny basketballs.

It may seem useless, but when you shoot one of them at the normal sized ball,. it'll bounce it out of an opponent's hand. Some may call it cheating but...it isn't.

>>732862

I'll allow it.


 No.732865

File: 1453856014406.jpg (59.3 KB, 960x540, 16:9, Metal-Gear-Solid-V-The-Pha….jpg)

>sitting on the beach

>watching 24 on his iDroid

Eh. It's alright I suppose


 No.732866

File: 1453856575413.png (459.36 KB, 768x1024, 3:4, They'll never suspect a th….png)

>>732862

You're nowhere close to predictable, Boss. I'll give you that.


 No.732867

File: 1453856692137.jpg (52.05 KB, 671x1190, 671:1190, big_boss__mgs4__by_fatslac….jpg)

>>732864

Good!

>>732865

That man looks surprisingly like you. Strange...

>>732866

>grin

It's being wily that helped me survive all I did.


 No.732868

File: 1453856740710.jpg (74.5 KB, 752x933, 752:933, Revolver Ocelot.jpg)

>>732865

Whatcha watching?

>>732867

This is going to be one hell of a game, Boss!


 No.732869

File: 1453856940429.gif (173 KB, 324x412, 81:103, tumblr_mt0datDwt91rt6u7do1….gif)

>>732867

A little. Not nearly as handsome.

>>732868

24


 No.732870

File: 1453856984593.png (350.22 KB, 652x870, 326:435, Mama, just killed a man, p….png)

>>732867

>counter-grin

Wouldn't expect any different.


 No.732871

File: 1453857021029.jpg (242.01 KB, 1024x768, 4:3, Dr. Sokolov, I'm MSF.jpg)

>>732868

It will be the single greatest game of basketball to ever grace the Earth.

We need a special court for this. We must call upon the ancient and dangerous might of... Charles Barkley.

The Chaos Dunk. Its might will create for us the proper arena for this game of games.

>>732869

Look. Take the scars and eyepatch away, remove the shrapnel... shave. That's you!

>>732870

That's my boy.


 No.732872

File: 1453857085260.jpg (19.51 KB, 360x204, 30:17, He's just getting warmed u….jpg)

>>732869

It's just okay?

>>732871

Boss, that might be...too dangerous!


 No.732873

File: 1453857153825.png (180.22 KB, 576x834, 96:139, The guy with the gun.png)

>>732871

Weird to hear you say that, considering I'm technically older than you.


 No.732874

File: 1453857208338.jpg (252.02 KB, 1500x844, 375:211, metal-gear-solid-v-the-pha….jpg)

>>732871

Didn't you make me look like you?

>>732872

Nothing to write home about


 No.732875

File: 1453857616270.png (167.94 KB, 504x719, 504:719, uhhhhh.png)

>>732872

It is because it is too dangerous that I must do it!

>>732873

Technicalities are for sports games and bets.

>>732874

>

>

>

Oh yeah. I did. But it wasn't a big change.


 No.732876

File: 1453857710225.jpg (41.52 KB, 320x481, 320:481, BOOM SHALASHASKA.jpg)

>>732874

Well I heard good things.

>>732875

You must be careful...I hear that using the powers of Barkley can be considered...unnatural.


 No.732877

File: 1453857766361.jpg (113.14 KB, 656x878, 328:439, Alright, who am I killing.jpg)

>>732875

>laughs

Whatever you say, Boss.


 No.732878

File: 1453858065355.jpg (336.98 KB, 1280x1899, 1280:1899, braided hair.jpg)

>>732876

I know. This is more dangerous than any war, than any army. But it must be done.


 No.732879

File: 1453858086993.jpg (34.26 KB, 428x346, 214:173, JOIN ME.jpg)

>>732877

>oops

Bucky... lend me your power.


 No.732880

File: 1453858115181.png (144.99 KB, 400x566, 200:283, tumblr_nuj9jot2pl1qedimno1….png)

>>732875

I watched lost boys. I don't think I was ever that pretty


 No.732881

File: 1453858221985.png (740.87 KB, 809x809, 1:1, You serious, soldier.png)

>>732879

...I don't follow.


 No.732882

File: 1453858339127.jpg (295.23 KB, 850x920, 85:92, Cowboys.jpg)

>>732878

>salute

You're a brave man, Boss.


 No.732883

File: 1453858457198.jpg (446.01 KB, 1564x1080, 391:270, OH beach 2.jpg)

>>732880

That reminded me of Eli.

>>732881

Raise your hands in the air, Buck.

>>732882

>counter-salute

You too, Ocelot. Hands up. I'll need all the power I can get.


 No.732884

File: 1453858510531.jpg (46.92 KB, 427x605, 427:605, punished_snake_sketch_by_d….jpg)

>>732876

I didn't say it wasn't good. It's just not great is all


 No.732885

.


 No.732886

File: 1453858673059.png (676.53 KB, 661x919, 661:919, Ocelots.png)

>>732883

You got it, Boss.

>>732884

I wouldn't know, I hardly watch TV unless a western is on.


 No.732887

File: 1453858874670.jpg (313.17 KB, 850x1200, 17:24, sample-b5d08bc2569f8d479b1….jpg)

>did somebody say hands in the air


 No.732888

File: 1453858921343.jpg (203.82 KB, 600x817, 600:817, And the stains coming from….jpg)

>>732883

>hands: up

Okay...?


 No.732889

File: 1453858950017.jpg (37.13 KB, 588x390, 98:65, POWEEEERRRRR.jpg)

>>732886

>>732887

>>732888

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


 No.732890

File: 1453858976668.jpg (248.05 KB, 1264x732, 316:183, Revolver Chococelot.jpg)

>>732887

Is that what Metal Gears look like these days?

War...has changed.

>>732889

He's doing it!


 No.732891

File: 1453859072579.png (802.33 KB, 586x911, 586:911, This is a sneaking mission.png)

>>732889

>oh boy here we go


 No.732892

File: 1453859131926.jpg (95.53 KB, 512x480, 16:15, I WILL HAVE MY [SWORD].jpg)

>>732889

>detecting large quantities of...that

>>732890

>loud mechanical shrugging

Boss wanted the big boys out for the basketball game, is this really happening?


 No.732893

File: 1453859292898.png (666.04 KB, 951x881, 951:881, shing.png)

>>732890

>>732891

>>732892

>

>all that for armor

Let's see Barkley dunk through this.


 No.732894

File: 1453859396043.jpg (39.29 KB, 298x279, 298:279, Colt Single Action Boner. ….jpg)

>>732892

Of course! When the Boss wants something to happen, it will!

>>732893

...don't wear that around Raiden, Boss.

Just a suggestion.


 No.732895

File: 1453859501489.jpg (116.52 KB, 800x465, 160:93, 3959b9bfd82aeba43b2f03e94d….jpg)

>>732893

Oh are we doing swords now?

>[SWORD]

Also I feel kind of obligated to tell you that Barkley hasn't played for a long time, Boss.

Next time try Steph Curry.

>>732894

>spinning I basketball on the fuckhuge finger

Somebody told me you're pretty good.


 No.732896

File: 1453859590015.png (216.01 KB, 768x724, 192:181, Does he just have that shi….png)

>>732893

You're going to play basketball in armor?


 No.732897

File: 1453859635989.jpg (71.72 KB, 960x540, 16:9, mgstpp_cheken01.jpg)

>>732883

Well that movies ruined

>>732886

Ya hear deadwoods coming back


 No.732898

File: 1453859675608.jpg (78.63 KB, 500x670, 50:67, armor.jpg)

>>732894

I'm aware of what Solidus has done to him. The same thing I used to do to war orphans.

>>732895

You don't know what you're talking about, Raleigh.

>distant earthquakes

Barkley... he didn't stop playing the game. Just not for the NBA.

He's become someone else now. Something else.

He's become... a god. The god of dunks.

>>732896

Ha. No. It's for my protection from what happens next.


 No.732899

File: 1453859740694.png (322.16 KB, 500x499, 500:499, SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA….png)

>>732895

You heard correctly.

>>732897

Nnnnnnnope.

>>732898

Yeah. The armor might throw him off a lot.


 No.732900

File: 1453859897636.jpg (593.5 KB, 750x1000, 3:4, bc7cd9fc9b068e9c73092f5ddf….jpg)

>>732898

Is this a put-on? Is this because Arrow finally came back?

This doesn't have anything to do with why we sent a three story tall basketball to one Monster Island, right.

>>732899

Catch.

>flicks the ball down

>TERMINAL VELOCITYYYYY


 No.732901

File: 1453859980728.jpg (855.47 KB, 1200x900, 4:3, barkley2_cyberdwarfconfron….jpg)

>>732900

Fooooool. You think this is just a game?


 No.732902

File: 1453860006695.png (822.48 KB, 1280x1707, 1280:1707, tumblr_nv3gnomino1ufcfm2o1….png)

>>732899

Yeah. HBO is doing the movie


 No.732903

File: 1453860078931.jpg (45.29 KB, 637x358, 637:358, collar.jpg)

>>732899

Ocelot, move!

>>732900

What have we wrought, Raleigh?

>>732901

Barkley... we have need of your might. We seek an arena worthy of this sacred game.


 No.732904

File: 1453860118531.jpg (160.45 KB, 999x799, 999:799, Ow.jpg)

>>732900

I got it!

>catches the ball

>arm goes flying off with it

Aww not again!

>>732902

So it should be good, right?

>>732903

>dives out of the way


 No.732905

File: 1453860245139.jpg (6.45 KB, 311x162, 311:162, download.jpg)

>>732901

Well according to the NBA, yeah.

>[PLASMA PRONG]

Too bad to hear about the Suns, huh.

>>732903

I don't have any applicable Shakespeare memorized, sorry.

>giant robotic head shaking

And we just alienated half of the audience.

>>732904

You could say your record is solid now.

Eh?


 No.732906

File: 1453860304012.jpg (77.29 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, maxresdefault.jpg)

>>732903

You think you can slam with the best? You'd better not jam like the rest.

Prove to me you've got what it takes, little man.

>>732905

>dribbling plasma

Naw, son.


 No.732907

File: 1453860351402.gif (188.28 KB, 500x311, 500:311, tumblr_nvnmf01Nfg1rm8k4oo3….gif)

>>732904

One can only hope Ocelot


 No.732908

File: 1453860506644.jpg (102.02 KB, 900x675, 4:3, big_boss_by_wolveman.jpg)

>>732904

Thank god.

>>732905

Goddammit boy, you don't know what we're playing at!

>>732906

Play ball.


 No.732909

File: 1453860583559.jpg (720.18 KB, 1280x1916, 320:479, More than a enough rounds ….jpg)

>>732905

Yeah. That's...that's great.

>>732907

Well here's to hoping!

>>732908

I should probably tend to my wounds or something.


 No.732910

File: 1453860680801.jpg (232.49 KB, 850x656, 425:328, sample-49f3a08fbfafce5a1ec….jpg)

>>732906

No...it can't be!

Could it? The legendary Super Slammer?

There's only one being now with the abilities to combat this menace.

>>732908

I know now, Boss! We're play basketball! Basketball, dribble up and down the court!

Hey, mind stalling him while I go get the relief effort and totally don't go find some doohickey to mess with to keep my sanity?

>>732909

>plasma prong in front of the arm

This may sting a little.

>zit


 No.732911

File: 1453860846839.png (328.51 KB, 640x480, 4:3, barkley_shut_up_and_jam_ga….png)

>>732908

I'll send down my avatar to build the court.

>>732910

What about you, you gon' jam?


 No.732912

File: 1453860939251.jpg (55.78 KB, 637x358, 637:358, hands up.jpg)

>>732909

Good idea.

>>732910

Quit dangling Clarke upside-down.

>>732911

We're in the business.


 No.732913

File: 1453860978047.jpg (1.04 MB, 939x1100, 939:1100, Flowing coat.jpg)

>>732910

Thanks.

I'll get a new arm.

>>732912

It's okay!

I'm fine.


 No.732914

File: 1453861112676.jpg (237.4 KB, 850x1260, 85:126, sample-e296ce0e57996e993af….jpg)

>>732911

Nah, I got a bum knee. You know how it is.

>>732912

It's good for him.

Also he hasn't moved in a while so I think it's working.

>>732913

Why does Miller not get a new arm? Boss has a robot one.

Food for whatever, I guess.

>stomps off


 No.732915

File: 1453861225637.jpg (227.32 KB, 1346x783, 1346:783, 1453791468867.jpg)

>burning all the gum wrappers


 No.732916

File: 1453861559095.jpg (119.37 KB, 1076x742, 538:371, barkley__shut_up_and_jam_h….jpg)

>>732912

Haha, let's do this!

>>732914

That guy ain't right.

Anyways...

>DUNK

>so hard a fucking lost court comes out from the sea

>>732915

As my homeboy Captain Planet wouldn't say... GET DUNKED ON!

>D U N K


 No.732917

File: 1453861662591.png (27.35 KB, 223x276, 223:276, ah!.png)

>>732916

It's... perfect!


 No.732918

File: 1453861769036.png (184.8 KB, 474x612, 79:102, A big head with a tiny gun.png)

>>732914

Because Miller likes to complain about "the pain that never leaves" or whatever.

He likes hearing himself whine and if he had a robot arm he wouldn't have anything to whine about.


 No.732919

File: 1453861957241.png (328.51 KB, 640x480, 4:3, barkley_shut_up_and_jam_ga….png)

>>732917

My work here is done.

>SHAZAM

>gone


 No.732920

File: 1453862053593.jpg (195.73 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 4176895-tyso2.jpg)

Yo, how comes I gots a mystery telling me to play basketball in this doodoo place?

Man, I already did all that charity shit, I wanna play ball with like, Godzilla or somethin', you know what I'm sayin'?


 No.732923

File: 1453862437750.jpg (450.16 KB, 1564x1080, 391:270, OH beach.jpg)

>>732920

Ohohohoho. You just missed Barkley. And it's time to go.

>fultons self

>awaaaaaay




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