No.732921
>meanwhile, AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
No.732926
>>732925
Too much sugar in your blood.
No.732927
File: 1453862621861.jpg (57.91 KB, 412x732, 103:183, 014ac46c8a35744d89f66c6477….jpg)
No.732930
>>732929
I have to ask a peer a series of questions.
Since I hate everyone, don't feel too obligated.
>shoves paper into his hands
No.732932
>>732931
Yeah that's about what I was expecting.
Awfully boring of you.
No.732933
>>732932
You sure whine a lot. So what's on it? Apparently I'm blind until it's revealed.
>looks at the camera
No.732934
>>732933
I call things like I see them. Namely, boring people.
It's a hobby of mine, in addition to beating the crap out of idiots with pocket knives and the like. And taking important mementos.
>throws a batarang at the camera
I am the night.
No.732935
>>732934
'Kay. Mine's beating up aliens trying to take over the world.
S'fun. Miss Tatsumaki did it one time too.
No.732936
File: 1453863363062.jpg (109.23 KB, 500x609, 500:609, damian portrait of the art….jpg)
>>732935
I feel like I'm missing a lot of repetitive context.
Aliens are overrated. They all look Parademons or we're friends with them.
No.732937
>>732936
'Cause the ones who come to this country are really kinda just boring, it's weird. Go anywhere else and it's interesting.
No.732938
>>732937
Sounds like a you problem.
...But if everything is boring, then it won't be interesting even if I beat them up.
Superman is plenty boring, I'll give you that.
No.732940
>>732939
So this is what I've been reduced to.
Test tube grown, raised to be an assassin, became Robin, died, become Robin again with superpowers.
And now UNO.
Have the other less significant mighty have fallen.
>slaps a kris on the table
+4 cards are banned if you know what's good for you.
No.732941
>>732940
>just kinda
>crumples it into a marble
That's not very paragon of you.
No.732942
>>732941
Renegade for life.
>spits
Damned gingivitis...I'll get that dentist, even if I have to eat all the conciliatory lollipops.
No.732943
>>732942
Then you'll get cavities.
>
Red skip. Yellow skip. Seven.
No.732944
>>732943
Cavities are a small price to pay in the name of justice. Did you think FDR gave up because of a little cavity?
No, because he had polio.
>rrrr
I haven't even looked at my cards.
>ninja slips a 2 into his hand
No.732945
>>732944
But the only one you're hurting is you.
>
Yellow draw two.
No.732946
>>732945
Smokey the Bear depends on me to prevent forest fires, I can take care of myself.
You're not my mom.
>
This is a Monopoly card
No.732947
>>732946
>
You also slipped a two of hearts into your hand, I think you came prepared for the wrong card game.
No.732948
>>732947
Every card game is War if you play long enough.
>slaps a tiny plastic tank on his pile
King me.
No.732949
>>732948
>molding the tank into a checker piece on top of another checker piece
>little plastic ahoge and tears on it
Kinged.
No.732950
File: 1453865027166.jpg (159.99 KB, 900x1366, 450:683, damian and some punk bitch….jpg)
>>732949
That's stupid. You're stupid.
Also cheating because I can't do that whatever it is you're doing.
No.732951
>>732950
Psychic stuff, cool huh?
No.732952
>>732951
The only psychic I know is green and eats Oreos.
Let's keep it that way.
No.732953
>Those boys aren't making any sense.
>You'll keep to your macaroni drawings, for now.
>Yahtzee is better anyway.
No.732954
>>732952
'Kay. I gotta go anywho. Miss Tatsumaki's looking for me.
>
>voip
No.732955
>>732953
I've played enough Doom to know what to do with skeletons.
>sword
>>732954
>sniff sniff
That thing smells awful.
Stupid dimensional rifts.
No.732956
>sssssip
Master, you're certain?
No.732957
File: 1453866196682.jpg (170.42 KB, 500x644, 125:161, tumblr_m3fct1KJKs1rpmqeko1….jpg)
>>732956
Sure. It can't be too bad to meet your friends, I think.
No.732958
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>>732955
You mean hug them?
>What else could there possibly be to do with them?
No.732960
>>732957
I don't really... have friends.
No.732961
>>732960
The other ones you know then.
No.732962
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
No.732963
>>732962
EYYY SENOR, GIBE MONE PLOX
No.732964
>>732963
GO HOME
THIS IS MY ONLY SOLACE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
No.732965
File: 1453866550769.png (116.58 KB, 500x657, 500:657, 2b9631b77f49f8a084be8ab1ec….png)
>>732959
>That look...
>It feels like he's going to have a bad time.
...a friendly handshake...?
No.732966
>>732965
Is this some of regurgitative game to you.
No.732967
>>732964
Oh George.
You've been home this whole time.
No.732968
>>732961
>uh
You already met Black Saber.
No.732969
>>732967
NO YOU'RE NOT MY DAD, CAPTAIN MUSTARD. I WON'T BE LIKE YOU
I'M GONNA MAKE IT ON BROADWAY, YOU HEAR ME.
No.732970
>>732969
George, George, George.
Or should I say Frank.
It's all be a simulation. Just one big series of manipulations designed to keep you from hunting all the anime. Nice and fat with chromosomes.
But we don't need you anymore, George. There's nothing left to do.
No.732971
>>732968
Your shy waiter friend?
No.732972
>>732970
BUT...NO!
No...
I can change, I can do all the gross shit those little anklebiting bastards only think they want me to do.
I'll rub my nutsack on the elderly, I'll make a ukulele cover of a song about abortions!
No.732973
>>732972
All the venereal disease in the world, and it would still all come back to you, George.
Too many people bought your cover story of doing this as a sociology project. You're a square now.
And it's all thanks to me.
No.732974
>>732971
Yes. My shy waiter friend.
I try to keep away from the others. It's not good for me.
No.732975
>>732973
anflakdfglkadfnbmlkagliebjbad;bkladfbdslfkblajnksjgnkjvdanfbjadnfi.bjdgnkbdflmbjlidjabl
No.732976
>>732975
Time to die.
Frank the Filthy!
No.732977
File: 1453867138051.jpg (212.97 KB, 1600x826, 800:413, Every time i watch a filth….jpg)
>>732976
HAHAHAHAHA
YOU FUCKING AMATEUR, YOU FUCKING DUM DUM.
BETCHA DIDN'T THINK I HAD A COSMIC CANOE, DID YA. DID YA, YA DICKCHEESE LITTLE FUCK
I'M OUTTA HERE
>IN THE AAAAAAAAAAARMS OF AN AAAAAAAAAANGEL
No.732978
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No.732979
>>732978
Can we please keep that between us?
No.732980
>>732977
GEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOORGE MILLLEEEEEEERRRRRRR
>>732978
Figunt rex returns.
>honk honk
>NYOOOOOM
No.732981
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>>732979
>uh
Oh. My apologies.
>>732980
>uh
>nice armor huh
No.732982
>>732981
It's fine. I just don't get along with the other Servants.
Luckily my Powerless Shell skill prevents them from detecting me even when I'm not hiding behind Presence Concealment.
No.732983
File: 1453868042977.jpg (259.63 KB, 850x916, 425:458, sample-3070d2245d57bbcdec4….jpg)
>>732982
It's alright, I have a hard time adjusting too.
No.732984
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>sped into the Hall by Zoom as he was leaving
>asleep
No.732985
>>732983
It's less a matter of adjustment and one of restraint.
Hyde is... incorrigible, around large groups.
>>732984
>uh
Master, your friend is...
No.732986
File: 1453868428634.jpg (72.46 KB, 750x736, 375:368, tumblr_ngdf96An211s21c3eo2….jpg)
>>732984
>uh
...
>don't stare, it's rude
>>732985
We should let her sleep.
No.732987
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>>732985
>asleep or unconscious
>the world may never know
>>732986
>rolls over
>muffled music playing
No.732988
>>732986
Agreed.
>>732987
>well if you give me enough time
>observing
No.732989
>>732987
Eh...?
>>732988
It's a little uncomfortable.
No.732990
File: 1453868968286.jpg (44.72 KB, 498x133, 498:133, tumblr_ner1l9juwK1tiafaoo1….jpg)
>>732988
>I feel like someone
>WANTS TO SELL ME SOMETHING
>
Uh-
>>732989
>is that Pop Goes the Weasel
>it sounds like a jack in the box
>muffled thnk
>smoke leaking out of the cleave hole
Damn it Toyman...
No.732991
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>standing around in his Speedo
I feel like I was forgotten for something...
No.732992
>>732989
Tea?
>>732990
>...
>uh
>Presence Concealment: yes
>reappears behind Shanny
No.732993
File: 1453869178584.jpg (259.63 KB, 850x916, 425:458, sample-3070d2245d57bbcdec4….jpg)
>>732990
>blatant staring
...?
>>732992
Tea is lovely.
No.732994
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No.732995
>>732992
>can't escape deez x-ray eyes, boi
Wait how did you get in my apartment.
More importantly, why are you in my apartment.
>I'm Comin' Home starts playing out of the loudspeakers
This is not my apartment.
>>732993
>uh
Wow I've been here the most times recently in like, a month and I didn't mean it this time.
>brushing broken bomb fragments away
You'd think he'd move on to bombs in iPads or toys kids actually want, but I guess not.
No.732996
>>732994
NO BOSS NO-
>WHAM
My...My Master Millers...
No.732997
>>732995
>what use is x-ray to a ghost
>:^)
You just appeared.
>>732993
>[kettle whistling]
Preemptive service.
No.732998
>>732995
I don't understand, did you get hurt?
>>732997
Ah!
No.732999
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>>732996
There's no peace to be had here...
>sticks a fulton on Kaz
>and rides it with him on out
No.733000
>>732997
>I don't like your sass
Well the last time I "just appeared" anywhere, I ended up with a clown for a sidekick for a long time.
...Or was I her sidekick. God that's embarrassing.
>tea
Are you sure I ever left?
>>732998
Nah, I'm made of sterner stuff. Than most people, anyway
>the bomb was ceramic
>clay piece punctures near her collarbone
Ow, what the hell!?
No.733001
>>732999
BOSS
BIONIC NUTS
BOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSS
>nyoom
No.733002
File: 1453870213444.jpg (243.33 KB, 850x1202, 425:601, sample-c46aa3418d738e93a8c….jpg)
>>733000
What happened?
>aaaa
>desire to help: yes
No.733003
>>733000
I don't follow. What?
>uh
You're bleeding.
>>733002
>disappears again and returns with an entire tea set
>and tweezers for Peej
No.733004
File: 1453870424644.jpg (224.7 KB, 556x642, 278:321, 119181271e36f025bc1110a1b3….jpg)
>>733002
Ok you know how we watched Plan 9 from Outer Space?
Well I'm like one of them, but not looped footage of Bela Lugosi.
>gah
Bleeding is definitely something new.
>>733003
The tea, dude. Just-
>nabs the tweezers
>pinch
>aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Forget it.
No.733005
File: 1453870591914.jpg (128.36 KB, 850x1164, 425:582, sample-22a2dded70f71ee33fd….jpg)
>>733003
>ssssip
>>733004
Oh. Interesting!
>...
They keep thinking I'm an angel.
No.733006
>>733004
Not used to pain?
>fascinated
What wondrous body chemistry must lay beyond the stars.
>>733005
I'm pleased to serve.
No.733007
>>733005
I wouldn't blame 'em. You know anything else that's sweetly ditzy with big bird wings?
Besides Hawkgirl when she's drunk, but that stays between us.
>flicks the shard out the window at bullet speed
How in the hell did he even get that close...
>>733006
I survived a planet exploding and various large goofy villains trying to crush me on a daily basis. Green rocks and uh, normal rocks are really the only things that hurt.
No.733008
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>watching the Lord Slug movie
Oh come on, this is just what we did but worse!
>It's not too bad. The Iguana Street setting is a nice urban touch.
Maybe I should try taking over the world again.
>And what would Goku say?
I dunno, something about a space duck or something stupid.
No.733009
>>733006
You're so nice.
>>733007
Hawkgirl?
>
>wow
You're amazing.
No.733010
File: 1453871424075.jpg (185.24 KB, 1280x481, 1280:481, 1347685-brightest_20day_20….jpg)
>climbs out of the swamp and walks in
I can't believe he hit me with a goddamn cesna
No.733011
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>>733009
>jeez
Uh...I mean it's not that much. My cousin did all that and got more recognition too.
>
If you see a tan, angrier looking version of you, steer clear.
>>733010
You too, huh?
No.733012
File: 1453871550395.png (182.82 KB, 500x212, 125:53, tumblr_ntkeqaPS6E1sx4ztto1….png)
>>733010
Eh?
>>733011
Tan...
>uh
>eyeing Hawkman
>flaps away a little
No.733013
>>733011
>shakes swamp juice off his mace
Looks like it.
>>733012
Nice wings.
No.733014
>>733012
No no, Carter's alright.
Just...watch out for the exposition.
>>733013
What-
>book thrown through the window hits her in the head
>flipping through it
This is overdue. And I didn't even rent it.
Is he even trying anymore? This isn't a toy.
No.733015
>>733014
You know libraries are free right? You don't have to rent books.
No.733016
>>733013
Um... thank you.
>>733014
Exposition?
No.733017
>>733015
But that's exactly what libraries d-
>whatever
I think Toyman's running out of ideas, he's never been this clumsy before.
Or targeted me, either. Except when he's that little Asian kid.
>>733016
Just trust me, ok.
Did your friend leave?
No.733018
>>733017
He's hiding. Henry is... shy.
No.733019
>>733016
Magic, science or genetics?
>>733017
Toyman is attacking with overdue library books?
...I...I don't even know what to say to that
No.733020
>>733017
>>733018
>fiddling with a drop of peej's blood
>
>
>
Eh?
No.733021
File: 1453872498568.png (183.76 KB, 242x622, 121:311, d372410a578c23c62f85dc9ba8….png)
>Why did he have to bring me back in this swamp of all places?
>Why did he have to bring me back at all?
>Of all the luck...and those superpowered pests are here too.
>Now if I could only find that box again...
No.733022
>>733018
You're one to talk, babe.
But maybe it's one of those I bring you out of my shell you bring me out of your shell type things. Power to you, I guess.
>>733019
I'd saying something like "leaping lizards" but that might bring Alan.
And then make me sad that he's so distant.
>>733020
>
Yeah that's not happening.
No.733023
>>733019
Excuse me?
>little slow on the uptake
Um... magic?
>>733020
What are you doing...?
>>733021
>tuuuuurn
>
>>733022
I don't follow.
No.733024
>>733022
Leaping Lizards. Heh. I remember when that was a popular saying.
Simpler times.
>>733023
Wondering the source of you wings. Magic often means other societies or cultures. Which is sort of my thing.
No.733025
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>>733023
>A woman?
>Her hands are...
>looks down
>[cold sweat]
>I...I haven't clipped my fingernails in so long, but they're still so short! I thought they don't stop growing even after you die!
>Calm down, how should I play this out...
...Hello.
No.733026
>>733022
Always someone in the way of science...
>away the vials go
>fuggin spirit magic nonsense
>>733023
I was curious to see what exactly makes someone not from this earth so different.
No.733027
>>733023
>pulls a dollar out of her chest
>and hands it to herself
I bet myself something like that would happen. Don't judge.
>>733024
And then Ted would grumble something and we'd all laugh. Seems like I was showing Cyclone around just yesterday.
How does Animal Man still get to fight giant red robots sometimes and I had to live with Quinn and her beaver for six months?
>>733026
Well I usually punch anyone who tries getting into what they shouldn't around me into the moon, so count yourself lucky.
No.733028
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>>733024
Oh.
>ahem
I was a member of the Order of Ecclesia.
>>733025
You look extremely uncomfortable.
>>733026
You should ask, Henry.
>>733027
>uh?
I... am very confused.
No.733029
>>733027
That sounds lethal.
>gulp
I-I wouldn't want that...
>urge to Presence Concealment: very yes
>but I also don't like how that guy's staring at Master
>guh
>>733028
I should have.
No.733030
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>>733028
>subtly rifling through his pockets
>Shit! And I don't even have my lucky pair in my pocket!
It's...damp.
I have early onset arthritis.
>What the hell was that? If you keep being this sloppy, you'll just end up dead again.
No.733031
>>733027
Don't look at me for answers. I'm one of those heroes no one has quite been able to figure out for very long.
>>733028
Ah. So you use glyphs. Fascinating. I've only been able to find a few journals with a good deal of information. I can only assume that most journals or books containing the good stuff are under lock and key.
No.733032
>>733028
Don't strain yourself, you might get crow's feet and ruin that whole gentle maiden thing you got going on.
>tosses the dollar
Here, buy a soda.
>>733029
Usually is. But sometimes I have to go in and finish them off with my heat vision. Get the drift?
>>733031
You saying that doesn't instill me with any confidence, you know.
Seen Jay lately?
No.733033
File: 1453873600003.jpg (170.42 KB, 500x644, 125:161, tumblr_m3fct1KJKs1rpmqeko1….jpg)
>>733029
It's alright now. Just stay with me.
>>733030
>uhh
Aren't you a little young looking for arthritis?
>>733031
>!
More like ashes and dust. The monastery was burned down.
>by me
>I WILL NOT BE USED REEEE
>>733032
>blink
>
American currency...
>
Where do I put it?
No.733034
>>733032
>
>worried: yes
>shrinks back further behind Shanny
>>733033
Y-yes.
No.733035
>>733032
I've been running alone lately. Been preparing a new exhibit for the museum.
>>733033
Such a shame. It would have made for wonderful reading I'm sure.
Or at the very least a dynamite exhibit.
No.733036
>>733033
That's why it's early onset.
>uh
>rubbing his hands
>Damn it, stop asking questions!
>This bitch...I'll have to make an example of her later if she keeps pressing.
No.733037
File: 1453873894008.jpg (203.74 KB, 621x545, 621:545, 2780378225a018afb910675506….jpg)
>>733033
Well a wallet or to any nice street vendor in exchange for food usually, but uh-
>looks down
...Just get a wallet.
>>733034
>wink
>>733035
You didn't take a metal detector to the beach, right.
That's what Courtney says, anyway.
No.733038
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>>733035
I wouldn't know. Barlowe kept everything hidden from me other than glyph usage.
>>733036
Now you're very nervous.
>>733037
...Where would I keep the wallet?
No.733039
>>733037
>
>secretly observing Not-Bowie
>I don't like the feel I'm feeling, Scoob
>it's not jealousy
>nope
>can't be
No.733040
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>>733038
>
It's muggy.
>that's the word, right
>edging to the door
>But where would I even go
No.733041
File: 1453874144090.jpg (1.22 MB, 983x1279, 983:1279, 1818807-green_arrow_hawkma….jpg)
>>733037
Metal Detectors are for old men and dopes. I explore ruins. You'd know that if you'd actually gone to the museum.
>>733038
Damn.
No.733042
>>733038
Well-
>oh yeah
We really need to get you some normal clothes. Stick it in your uh, chest armor thing for now.
>>733039
>watchu talkin bout, homes
>
>wait did Bowie not actually die what the hell
>>733041
I had a thing!
You know, that thing that prevents me from going to museums. I swear I've told you about it before.
No.733043
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>>733040
>headtilt
>angelfu in full effect
What is muggy?
>>733041
Knowing what they became, maybe it's better off that way.
>>733042
Um...
...
>unfastens the cuirass
>boobpocket go!
No.733044
>>733042
And yet, when you were invited to cut a ribbon on the Women of Krypton exhibit at the Superman museum, you ducked out on an important JSA meeting.
>>733043
I disagree. It was part of history. Those who don't learn from history are doomed to repeat it.
And sometimes you repeat it because of magic reincarnation.
No.733045
>>733042
>that's no ghost
>I'd know
>I am one
No.733046
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>>733043
>u jokin me rite nao
...The weather. The weather is muggy.
You're not uncomfortable?
>Perfect, misdirect
>keikaku: forming
No.733047
File: 1453874746174.jpg (183.91 KB, 1151x963, 1151:963, 253f7a20230bc5979640b10553….jpg)
>>733043
There, see? You have no idea how convenient that can be.
Or how many cell phones I've had fall out and break during a mid-air turn.
>>733044
Because if I didn't I'd get all those women's rights groups bugging me about being a better feminist, whatever that means.
And because Kara was busy being a crazy Lantern and Cir was off doing...actually I have no idea what she does.
>>733045
>you thinkin what I'm thinkin
No.733048
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>>733044
You too?
>>733046
But what does it mean?
>
No, why?
>literally radiating warmth
>>733047
Maybe the... hole, you have, is...
>
>staring
>train of thought: lost
No.733049
>>733047
I saw you go to the Flash Museum with Jay.
>>733048
For a very long time now.
No.733050
>>733047
>maaaaaybe
>blood sample?
No.733051
>>733048
>sweatin
>This woman...she can't really be this stupid.
>Damn it, stop fucking with me!
I'm-
>You're blonde, don't give away that you don't know the right word in English.
>loosens his tie
Forgive me. I must not have dried this suit properly.
No.733052
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>>733048
>?
Shanny? Still here?
>snap snap
>>733049
That's not fair, he's like the grandpa I never had!
...The second grandpa I never had. But the only grandpa I still have that's straight and not a total buzzkill.
>>733050
>dude if you can even figure out how to get it, it's yours
No.733053
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>>733049
>blink
>shakes her head out of the daze she was in
I'm sorry.
>>733051
>...
Oh!
>wingflaps
>git blowdry
>>733052
Eh?
>headtilt
No.733054
>>733052
>ha
>hahahaha
>aaaahahaha
>Presence Concealment
>>733051
>oi bub
>git pricked right on the neck
No.733055
>>733052
Most of us are old enough to be your grandfathers
>>733053
Its alright. Its only really a pain in the ass when I'm an alien.
No.733056
>>733053
At least you never get overstimulated like Atlee, easier to keep an eye on.
But lord will I never understand either of you.
>>733054
>yeah sure that's fine
>>733055
Grandfathers don't walk around in golden BDSM gear there, Carter.
No.733057
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>>733053
>!
>SONNA...B-BAKANA
>A suit Stand!?
...
>>733054
>!!
>[K I L L E R Q U E E N]
>grabby cat hands out of instinct
>Alright, I managed to not shout
No.733058
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>>733055
I... what?
>>733056
>re-fastening her cuirass
You are a very confusing friend.
>>733057
Is something the matter?
>
You don't think I'm an angel, do you?
No.733059
>>733056
>:3c
Results soon.
>gone
>but not really
>>733057
>s'okay mang
No.733060
>>733056
Technically I am a grandfather. Well, the WWII me is at least.
>>733058
The meteor that gave my wife and I reincarnation was from an alien world. Sometimes we reincarnate as humans on earth, other times as Thanagarians on a distant world.
No.733061
>>733058
>had she not the whole time
>yeesh
Likewise.
>>733059
Wh-there he goes.
>>733060
Stiiiiiiiiill you, right?
I mean don't get me wrong, I have no idea how any of it work-
Wait you mean you're not even completely an alien anymore?
No.733062
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>>733058
An...an angel?
>Did that blonde man...No, could he?
>He wasn't the type to associate with angels, she must be from the other team.
>Damn it, getting involved in this kind of conflict is such a pain...
N-No, but--
>inching away
Stay back, whatever you are.
>Maybe that will do it.
>>733059
>KQ looking at its empty paws
>Was it just a mosquito...?
No.733063
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>>733060
That must be confusing.
>>733061
I'm sorry...
>>733062
>
>oh no
No.733064
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>>733062
>bursts in
UUUOOOAAAAGHHHHH
MOSQUITOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
No.733065
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>>733061
Its a wing harness not a nipple harness Karen.
>>733063
It can be. Lucky for me I tend to retain my memories in each incarnation.
No.733066
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>>733063
>
>How bothersome
>tanks a hanky out of his breast pocket and tosses it to her
>it's embroidered
Hm.
>>733064
>man I don't even fucking know anymore
No.733067
>>733063
>UM
'mere.
>Peej be careful don't crush her
Was it the Bowie guy?
>>733065
I wasn't even thinkin' it anymore!
But really, couldn't you just make it like, a backpack or something.
>shudders
Dude old man nipples were not on my list of things I wanted to think about today.
No.733068
>>733065
>stop crying Shanny
Um...
>>733066
>oh
I'm sorry.
>dabdab
>>733067
>
>being suffocated by the powerbitties
No.733069
>>733067
are nipples something you think about often?
>>733068
oh...um...I'm uh...not really good with...uh...yeah...
No.733070
>>733068
>um
>and pulled out
Better?
So who do I get to deck for being an idiot.
>>733069
Do you really think now's the time?
>no one must know about the incident with Wonder Woman and the lasso
>no one
Do I get a discount at least if I go to the stupid museum?
No.733071
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>>733068
>?
>That woman that's holding her has very large...muscles.
>I don't think I want a part of her or that man in the bird outfit.
It's...no trouble.
>What is this.
No.733072
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>>733069
I-I've made a fool of myself, I'm so sorry.
>>733070
>cheeks flushed
>embarrassed: very yes
Um...
>>733071
H-here...
>just kinda
>floats the handkerchief back with a gust of wind
>and flies off awkwardly
No.733073
>>733070
Well, generally I set aside a block of tickets for the opening of the exhibits for the JSA. I used to do it for the League as well, but only Ray ever showed up.
>>733072
Well that was awkward.
>women with wings
>I miss my wife
No.733074
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>>733072
>ew ew ew gross
>An angel...
>I've angered an angel.
>scowls
>KQ out
>slips the hanky next to Stray Cat
No.733075
>pop
As I suspected, not-Master?
>
Oh dear...
No.733076
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>>733072
Aw jeez...
>>733073
Ray's got plenty of time on his hands, from what I hear.
You really think the JSA will come either? Courtney won't get off her phone, Alan and Ted think art and old stuff is dumb, and Jay can see everything in two seconds, and wow I'm a bitch.
>>733074
As for you.
>[MENACE]
No.733077
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>>733075
>!
>That man, wasn't he with the angel?
>I don't think I saw him leave either.
>[suspicious]
>>733076
>UH
>time to beat a hasty retreat
No.733078
>>733075
What?
>uh
Yeah, don't call me that.
>>733077
Hey, stop!
Why do I ever think that will work.
>ZOOM
No.733079
>>733077
>uh
>>733078
I didn't-
>guh
>spiritmode away
No.733080
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>fumbling around with bandages
Man, this sarashi thing is kind of hard...
No.733081
Now this is peaceful.
>...and boring.
No.733083
>>733082
Well isn't that a delightful sight.
No.733085
>>733084
>Perhaps I shouldn't have said that since he's conscious now.
>Oops.
No.733086
>>733085
>call the Son fight the Son kill the Son
>find Rasmus
>and Tony
>make them pay stop fucking calling me
No.733087
>>733086
>Should I speak up?
>Yeah might as well.
Are you alright, sir?
No.733088
>>733087
>looks like Hooker
>probably end up like her too
>fucking hell fucking fuck
>where the hell is the Rat
...
No.733089
>>733088
>Must be one of those mute people.
>...I should bake an Edenian pie.
>cough cough
No.733090
>>733089
>Jacket: silent protagonist
...
>reaching into his jacket
>drops a picture of a bald guy with a scar
>taps it with the bat
No.733091
>>733090
>looks at the picture
>shakes her head
No.733092
>>733091
>hiding something
>who sent her
>Beard
>why isn't the chicken talking anymore
>
No.733093
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>>733092
>This is getting uncomfortable.
>Who wears a mask like that? It's...creepy. Maybe that's the point.
No.733094
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>>733093
>CRAAAAAAAAAAAWLING IIIIIIIIIN MY CRAAAAAAAAWL
>fuck it
>mask: off
Where.
No.733095
>>733094
>Finally, words.
I don't know who that man is.
No.733096
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>>733095
>smashes the table
...
>[uncomfortable]
Nnngh.
>mask back on
Tell the Rat I'm not fucking around this time.
No.733097
>>733096
Again, I have no idea who "the Rat" is.
No.733098
>>733097
>
>oh no where'd he get the shotgun
Lying to me?
No.733099
>>733098
I'm not one to lie, you know.
>swish
But if we really do have to do this, then we will.
No.733101
>>733100
>clonk'd
Oof!
If you insist.
>
>ass attack
No.733102
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>>733101
>wait what
>no goddamnit and stop ripping off Pea-
>bonk
...
>I miss Biker
>golf club go
Fore.
>WHACK
No.733103
>>733102
>OHHHH RIGHT IN THE HEAD
>you can hear the jaw cracking
>FAN THROW GOOOOOOOO
No.733104
>>733103
>
>holding two pieces of the club
>fan sticking out of his gut
That was my favorite nine iron.
No.733105
>>733104
So?
>going in for the punch
No.733106
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>>733105
Whatever.
>stands up
>Moonman tier pain tolerance
>time for my secret technique
>LOCKER
>SLAM
>punched
>nose is probably broken
No.733107
>>733106
>RIGHT IN THE STOMACH
>OHHH SHE'S DOWN ON THE GROUND
>good thing that MK kharacters can withstand shit like this
No.733108
>>733107
>this is exactly like when I punched that Street Fighter nerd
>
You done.
No.733109
>>733108
I think so...
You done too?
No.733110
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No.733111
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>>733110
Great.
Neither am I, then.
>get tripped
No.733112
>>733111
>WEW
>on his ass
Rat never sent anyone good...
No.733113
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>>733112
I'm sure he doesn't. Too bad he didn't send me, then.
No.733114
>>733113
Fuck.
>stands up with the blade still in him
Taking your fan
>stumbles out
No.733115
>>733114
I'm gonna miss that fan.
>looks at the empty hand
Aww.
No.733117
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>All alone and left to your own devices...
>But what is there to do so early in the morning?
No.733118
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>BOOM
>coughcough
Time and space stuff hurts.
No.733121
Why did Boss send me here?
>
I guess it beats Raleigh dangling me upside down with Gipsy.