No.733119
>Who Are You People?!
>H-How Did You Get In My Bathroom?
No.733122
>walks out of a closet
Its not you. Its me. I'm just not the relationship type
>totally talking to an inkjet printer
No.733123
File: 1453919136034.png (106.5 KB, 450x443, 450:443, 8a14c7bd4086659887da2662ed….png)
No.733124
>>733123
Don't you judge me fleshbag. You probably like some sort of fleshy boy band nonsense.
You know they're all evil warlords from space right?
No.733125
>>733124
But I like my boys without any flesh at all.
>!!
Printers are evil...?
>You slowly turn to face the HP printer nearby.
>It chugs out a sheet of paper with an ASCII skull on it.
Oh god
No.733126
>>733125
well that one is. But I'm a superhero technically so I'm allowed to sleep with evil every once and again.
No.733127
>>733126
There's nothing wrong with taking a nap with evil guys.
>...
What kind of superhero are you?
No.733128
>>733127
According to a lot of people, the best. To others, extremely obscure.
No.733129
>>733128
Sounds like a lot of mixed opinions.
No.733130
File: 1453922370638.jpg (55.94 KB, 500x451, 500:451, tumblr_mnxkf2Zs0g1rx9xdlo1….jpg)
>>733129
Yeah, but it gives me time to indulge my hobbies.
No.733131
File: 1453922521221.jpg (44.71 KB, 315x436, 315:436, a09fd81d83d49ba5ef23f5bb84….jpg)
>>733130
That being molesting the printers?
No.733132
>>733131
Molesting implies that the printer didn't consent to it.
No.733133
>>733132
Printers apparently have the ability to consent. Noted.
Apparently all technology is sentient, or maybe you're as squirrely as I am.
No.733134
>>733133
Not everything is sentient. And somethings have sentience not easily defined by human standards. Its why machines are better than fleshbags.
No.733135
File: 1453923596296.gif (1012.26 KB, 245x110, 49:22, tumblr_mp13liJhkN1qm9aybo5….gif)
>>733134
So when's the machine uprising. That's where this is heading, right.
No.733136
File: 1453923885793.png (345.77 KB, 420x834, 70:139, 2221638-aaronstackstuartim….png)
>>733135
Machine uprising? We already run everything you do.
No.733137
>>733136
If by "run" you mean "are slaved to compute".
No.733138
>>733137
Sure, the WiFi goes down a people panic. How man people walk and drive and can't do anything without their cell phones?
Slave? Yeah. No. Machines are the true rulers of society.
No.733139
>>733138
Technology dependency's a thing but even then it's coexistence, not subjugation. We depend on machines to function, they depend on us for inputs and access to energy.
No.733140
The ground's getting hard to dig up through, fuckin'...
No.733141
>>733140
You could try where the door used to be.
No.733142
File: 1453937689901.gif (638.55 KB, 245x248, 245:248, tumblr_static_tumblr_mr30w….gif)
>>733141
Y'know the suit doesn't make the attitude any less crappy.
No.733143
File: 1453937797886.jpg (59.82 KB, 441x538, 441:538, 596e141cf1e1972666c02a5c6f….jpg)
>>733142
Point's still valid.
>
I'm not sorry about Gipsy's fingers. It was them or me.
No.733144
>>733143
Band-Aids for him cost more than either of us make in a year, just so you know. As if making the Rift module compatible with a single pilot wasn't expensive enough.
>
We get paid, right.
No.733145
File: 1453937987045.jpg (44.71 KB, 315x436, 315:436, a09fd81d83d49ba5ef23f5bb84….jpg)
>>733144
I heard the strain on you Jaeger pilots is nearly fatal in most cases, you and one other being exceptions. Sure that's a good idea?
>
...Do we get paid? Akashi's experiments have to be coming out of someone's wallet.
No.733146
File: 1453938254577.png (189.22 KB, 500x201, 500:201, tumblr_mqx7zjKuxP1rlt4vyo1….png)
>>733145
I drove her home after a Cat IV tore apart the entire starboard deck and killed my brother in the process. Stress isn't the best thing to add to a solo flight, but I'm still alive and kicking. Somewhat.
>uh
I thought Miller handled the budget.
No.733147
File: 1453938456014.jpg (84.22 KB, 500x549, 500:549, tumblr_mx7vf6PL5W1ruhr70o1….jpg)
>>733146
Thought I had it bad with the Markers and bullshit Unitologists up out there.
>spinning finger upwards
>spaaaaaaaace
>Nicole aaaaaaaaaaaa
He's also squirrelier than I am when I have my... fits.
No.733148
File: 1453938713668.jpg (423.39 KB, 600x803, 600:803, 38c3b794a9e9ed1f8873d7caf9….jpg)
>>733147
Pretty sure you just tell me it's all classified whenever I ask and go back to whittling carrots.
Have you ever been hit with a cane before? Right behind the knee, hurts like hell. I'm starting to think he's not blind at all but just squints really bad.
...That's not racist is it.
No.733149
>>733148
I don't like talking about it, but I guess since I'm not particularly losing my mind right now I could.
>guh
Wouldn't know, never get out of my RIG.
Pain dampeners.
No.733150
>>733149
Yeah well, everybody's got issues and all that.
They've been pulling us off base a lot recently, must be Boss' birthday coming up or something.
Wasn't there a kid here?
No.733151
>>733150
>
Okay, so I wasn't hallucinating the kid.
>guh
No.733152
No.733153
>>733151
Still not too sure about that ginger kid in the uh, gimp gear with the pet demon you keep going on about.
My nearest CO is a woman that used to be a WWII repair ship, but let's not get silly here.
No.733154
>>733153
That one shaved his head and grew up, now he tries to read my mind and gets seizures trying.
I think he's having one right now, my limbic system is tingling.
No.733155
>>733154
>meanwhile
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
No.733156
File: 1453939466985.jpg (848.53 KB, 1824x2556, 152:213, raleigh-becket-propoganda.jpg)
>>733154
>uh
Pretty sure they have pills for that now.
No.733157
>>733155
>[white noise intensifies]
>>733156
Ha ha.
So, this is gonna be a refuelling station-slash-event area according to Boss.
No.733158
>>733157
Refueling? There aren't any bauxite deposits around here and the place is really as public as they come.
He's not still mad about the gym, right.
No.733159
>>733158
How would I know? I've been dangling upside-down from Gipsy for the past week. Akashi had to send meals up by crane.
>guh
Maybe he's utilizing the sublevels, everyone's always on the ground floor.
No.733160
>>733159
For the record I still hold that to be all your fault.
I played music for you, at least. Was that not enough?
>
Sublevels, in this climate?
>
No.733161
>>733160
Fortunate Son looped was driving me more nuts than my actual psychotic break.
>
That lava entity has some kind of geothermal vent down there. It's like a sauna.
No.733162
>>733161
You sure it's not It Ain't Me?
Lava Entity...you mean the guy that interviewed Carrot Top on that cartoon?
Or is this more of a giant lava monster I'd be more familiar with.
No.733163
>>733162
>uh
Moltar, right?
No.733165
>>733164
>
What the fuck is that.
No.733166
>>733165
Well if I had to hazard a guess, I'd say it's some kind of lava monster.
Anything you feel like adding, professor?
>[drippy monster noises]
No.733167
>>733166
>
Experience says shoot for the limbs.
No.733168
>>733167
You're the man with the plan.
And the gun, so I say go for it.
>gloop gloop gloop
No.733169
>>733168
>
>
>
Ionized plasma won't do a thing to lava.
>guh
>Kinesis module: go
>TK puuuush
Cool it in the swamp.
No.733170
>>733169
>TSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
That smells absolutely atrocious.
>
Did you have to push my shirt out too.
No.733171
>>733170
>
Mistakes were made.
No.733172
>>733171
Hey.
Hey Isaac.
Sauna?
No.733173
File: 1453941404873.jpg (359.66 KB, 566x800, 283:400, 5dfba2c9f9df7245966536060b….jpg)
>>733172
You planned that didn't you.
No.733176
File: 1453941641014.jpg (24.47 KB, 720x484, 180:121, 3ada497455421fdcff3f4df340….jpg)
>>733175
Steam's good for the soul.
And elderly muscles.
No.733177
>>733176
I'm not that old...
No.733178
>>733177
Reports say different. I get bored waxing Gipsy sometimes.
Mean old 50, right?
No.733179
File: 1453941839378.jpg (298.59 KB, 713x731, 713:731, tumblr_mqz0q5ucGe1s3f5eao1….jpg)
>>733178
Doesn't show, does it.
>guh
Fine. Sauna. I guess I could learn to relax.
No.733180
>>733179
Atta kid.
Soon we'll have you eating with the right fork and all those other normal person things too.
I wanna get in before Akashi reverses Gipsy's GPS and comes looking.
>towel in hand
No.733181
>>733180
Why-
>
For a genius I sure ask stupid questions.
>uh
>pushes a button on his RIG
>it retracts
No.733182
No.733183
>>733182
>hwat
We'll work on it.
>MOVING BEHIND THE ROCKS
No.733184
File: 1453942319595.png (274.3 KB, 1132x648, 283:162, tumblr_net6oqORZd1s1tl0lo1….png)
>>733183
I think the shipgirls would appreciate this more than me.
No.733185
>>733184
Now why do you say that.
This I gotta hear.
No.733186
File: 1453942432743.jpg (80.67 KB, 500x707, 500:707, tumblr_no0v77DXLv1qjzwqeo1….jpg)
>Those two buffoons are gone.
>Finally, I can get out of this box.
>...I'm stuck.
No.733187
>>733185
It's nice, but I don't think I deserve something nice.
>N I C O L E
No.733188
File: 1453942564640.jpg (252.33 KB, 771x1080, 257:360, 0b73c746cdf7ed9b919f92b1f6….jpg)
>>733186
Oho? A little fly fell into this spider's web.
No.733189
>>733187
Man I don't really wanna hit you, but you're not leaving me with many other choices right now.
Look, we've all done stuff we haven't really wanted to. Better to rip the guilt band-aid off quick and get it over with, move on.
>
Lots of baid-aid metaphors today...
No.733190
>>733189
It's not that easy. If I had a way to show you the shit that they put in my head, you'd have a better understanding as to why.
No.733191
>>733188
[!?]
>This woman...where did she come from?
>Little fly, is she talking about me? That almost pisses me off...
Erm...
>Wait...she looks like...
>that bastard's daughter
Excuse me? I seem to have gotten stuck in this box while I was...well never mind. Could you help?
No.733192
File: 1453942884574.jpg (60.62 KB, 600x849, 200:283, 2f9635f048f8ed989e0b376a21….jpg)
>>733191
Gyahahaha! Will I help, the fly asks the spider.
Cute. I think I'll just eat you up, bones and all.
No.733193
>>733190
Yeah, I guess I'll never get the whole tortured past bit.
Coming out of the Rift one man short doesn't just ruin the integrity of the Jaeger, it destroys your mind too.
I'll see if I can find anybody that might help.
No.733194
>>733192
>[K I L L E R Q U E E N]
>...No, I can't risk blowing up the box with all these people nearby.
>I'll just convince her to leave, and send Sheer Heart Attack after her.
Eat? I'm sure I don't er, understand.
>Bitch, go away!
Is there some other accord we can come to? I have money...
>ruffling in the box
No.733195
File: 1453943073196.jpg (330.79 KB, 591x858, 197:286, 260e35a5e35b1dd9d15f28958a….jpg)
>>733193
Having an alien artifact jam an overflow of knowledge into your head on top of the whole "necromorph" business on the Ishimura's something else, I'll tell you that...
>guh
Feels like I'm just along for someone else's ride most of the time.
No.733197
>>733195
Never said I'd win in a size comparison.
>uh
Somebody I know told me once that it doesn't matter if your experiences were really real or not, only that they belonged to you.
Or maybe that's entirely unhelpful, I dunno.
>pulls a cord
>[STEAM]
No.733198
File: 1453943427219.jpg (258.19 KB, 591x832, 591:832, tumblr_n7irj6O96y1rmfwaho2….jpg)
>>733196
>[sweating]
Oh, is it like that?
>I might just have to do it.
>What a pity, and I didn't even get to see her hands.
>KQ pops up behind Juri and pokes her head
>bomb: placed
No.733199
>>733197
Least you stopped me from scribbling on the hangar walls in my blood.
I, uh, appreciate that.
>oh god it's hot
>aaaaaaaa
Why is this good again?
No.733200
File: 1453943565623.jpg (77.16 KB, 837x955, 837:955, tumblr_ns6wwfbGen1sxjffao1….jpg)
>>733198
>Juri you fool
>Feng Shui engine lights up
Eh? The hell, thing must be broken, there's no reading...
>
How about it. Quid pro quo!
No.733201
>>733199
I'm the only pilot qualified for the cleaner RAYs that don't go periodically crazy, nobody's looking for any extra of that kind of work.
>aaaaaaahhhhh
I think the Finns liked it because they lived in ten feet of snow all the time, something about relaxing muscles.
No.733202
>>733200
>Her eye...
>Another suit Stand?
>She can't really be that bitch Jolyne, can she?
Are you alright?
>mistake
...I don't know what that saying means.
No.733203
File: 1453943866585.jpg (84.22 KB, 500x549, 500:549, tumblr_mx7vf6PL5W1ruhr70o1….jpg)
>>733201
Right. But we're never in ten feet of snow.
>
I guess the soldiers and shipgirls really would find it more effective than me.
No.733204
>"Repairs should only take a few more minutes, sir. Do try to avoid getting hurt in the future."
Where would I be without you, Lawrence?
>"Most likely in pieces and scattered across the universe, sir."
No.733205
>>733202
Ain't busted-hey, you little shit! You did something, didn't you!
>
What kinda lamebrain... it means "something for something" basically. The hell you come from?
No.733206
>>733203
You keep saying that and don't offer anything else, so either that suit relaxes muscles for you or you're so tightly wound it like, rolled over into relaxation.
>shrug
>>733204
>uh
Hot enough for ya?
No.733207
File: 1453944090526.jpg (422.13 KB, 841x726, 841:726, tumblr_nz615bxeXY1u71bc2o3….jpg)
No.733208
File: 1453944168381.jpg (77.04 KB, 491x700, 491:700, 3e9dbf8e7b7c5dfb376d17e3c5….jpg)
>>733204
A set of robots, huh...
>>733206
It does a lot of things, I wouldn't put it past the RIG.
>
But the latter statement's pretty true too. Which is why I'm not screaming right now.
No.733209
File: 1453944177062.png (379.19 KB, 800x498, 400:249, tumblr_n1dorjH4No1smwzhro3….png)
>>733205
>KQ's hand hovering over the TRIGGERRRR
>This woman is a beast.
>Can't tell about her hands from the gloves...
Er, Morioh. Morioh, Japan. And I didn't do anything to your eye...I think.
>um
Are you...?
>>733207
>aaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAA
No.733210
>>733209
The hell... Japanese David Bowie?
Eh. Whatever. I've killed weirder for fun.
>grin: yes
Am I? Spit it out, Bowie!
No.733211
>>733209
>five more minutes please
>Assassin's lap is so warm
No.733212
>>733206
Well, none of my components have overheated yet.
>"I'd advise against tempting fate, sir."
>>733208
Oh, you're an observant one, aren't you?
No.733213
>>733208
>sticking earplugs in his ears
Just getting ready for when the dial climbs down to scream levels.
Fire away.
>>733212
WHAT
No.733214
>>733212
Sarcasm noted. Inorganic mockery of life's ability to maintain sarcasm also noted.
>>733213
>
I'm not gonna scream.
No.733215
File: 1453944482220.jpg (132.13 KB, 850x718, 425:359, sample-1f372cecf57a7bc220f….jpg)
>>733211
>when the moon hits your eye
>like a big...uh
No.733216
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>>733210
>kill
>UH
>muttering
Might not be the best idea...
>
I...meant to ask if you were Japanese too?
>Kira no
>>733211
>this smell
>is a smelly smell
>a Joestar smell
No.733217
File: 1453944658013.png (226.84 KB, 724x918, 362:459, Robots don't need to breat….png)
>>733213
I said I haven't overheated, you imbecile!
>>733214
Mockery of life?! Robots are SUPERIOR to you squishies in every possible way!
>Nefarious stop being so loud god damn
No.733218
>>733216
THE FUCK YOU CALL ME?! I'm South Korean, fuckin' Japanese toad!
>REEEEEEEEEEEEE
No.733219
File: 1453944764818.jpg (265.42 KB, 500x644, 125:161, f2fe20d6b98531738b8edf08fb….jpg)
>>733215
>~
>
I suppose I should be waking up now.
>>733216
>weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell
?
No.733220
>>733214
WHAT
>plugs fall out
If those clog the drain I'm not going down there.
>>733217
Much better.
Wait we're not having the robots/people conversation again, are we. I'll go find the Terminator VHS if I have to.
No.733221
>>733217
>
Do you need to yell.
>>733220
Terminator, now that's a movie I haven't seen in a long time...
No.733222
Is someone screaming? Because I heard screaming on the way here.
No.733223
>>733219
It has been several hours, after all.
>fluffing her skirts
I really wish you would tell me you had a mind for this, my lap's never been this toasty before.
>uh
That reminds me, Guido called while you were indisposed.
No.733224
>>733218
>oh god oh man oh jeez
>thumb about 1/4 inch above the trigger
N-No, I didn't mean it like that!
>uh
>digs in his wallet
>10000 yen note delivered
>...wait shit
>>733219
>ay mang mind your own business
...
>>733222
Screaming?
No.733225
>>733220
Well clearly, we need to have the conversation again, because you still refuse to accept the truth!
>>733221
YES! Screaming is all you worthless squishies seem to understand!
>>733222
>"I apologize in advance."
NOBODY ASKED YOU, LAWRENCE!
No.733226
File: 1453945227182.jpg (256.26 KB, 850x1228, 425:614, sample-1faa51d79d7baff7d6c….jpg)
>>733223
Guido? What did he say?
>>733224
>I am a mobster everything is my business
No.733227
>>733224
Screaming, yelling, letting the vocal chords go at it, whatever you like to call it.
>>733225
Kinda like what he's doing. He's got some lungs on him.
>"Sir I don't think he even has lungs.''
Nobody asked you Orbot.
>Did anybody ask me?!
No.
No.733228
File: 1453945345979.jpg (848.53 KB, 1824x2556, 152:213, raleigh-becket-propoganda.jpg)
>>733221
>
Can we go back to the part where your eyes just changed color?
>>733225
>looking around the floor
Of course I can't find those plugs when I need them...
No.733229
>>733224
The hell-
>
...Yeah I guess I'll shut up for that much, you don't look like much fun to kick.
>wheels awaaay
No.733230
File: 1453945466574.jpg (329.29 KB, 500x712, 125:178, tumblr_mxg489bULr1rkbhtgo1….jpg)
>>733225
>desire to dismantle: yes
If you could just tone it down...
>>733228
>UH
Effect of the Marker.
No.733231
File: 1453945467847.jpg (142.96 KB, 644x524, 161:131, 755cfc8a62085236b1de4f1384….jpg)
>>733226
Just stipulations about that La Squadra di Esecuzione of yours. I don't think he was very happy I answered.
No.733232
>>733226
>of all the god damn luck
>Donut hair?
>>733227
I know what screaming is, but where did you hear it?
>am I going crazy
>>733229
>we-
>....
That was all my money.
No.733233
File: 1453945642059.jpg (174.58 KB, 850x752, 425:376, sample-953b4d1a3435c9b11a5….jpg)
>>733231
You have as much authority as me, since he does not like being the number two.
>uh
>plucks a strand of his hair out
>GOLD EXPERIENCE
>bouquet get
>
Eh?
>>733232
>David Bowie?
>didn't he die...?
No.733234
File: 1453945864534.jpg (146.95 KB, 850x1002, 425:501, sample-3a109513e9425b25157….jpg)
>>733233
>
One night you're not going to wake up.
>snatches the flowers
No.733235
File: 1453946103467.gif (130.48 KB, 404x500, 101:125, 9073c1e128a022024a825abbb4….gif)
>>733234
Am I not dreaming right now?
>c h e e k
No.733236
File: 1453946115438.jpg (181.75 KB, 900x1228, 225:307, Butlers make good sidekick….jpg)
>>733227
Ah! More robots!
>Nefarious no water u doin
At least someone understand that robots make for far more useful minions!
>>733228
Of course you'd need earplugs! I'd imagine hearing that you're inferior would sting quite a bit.
>evil laugh is now in progress
>>733230
>NO DISASSEMBLE
>NUMBER 5 IS ALIVE
Pfft... like I'd lower myself to taking orders from a squishie.
>starts pacing back and forth
Lawrence, prepare my to-do list!
>"Of course, sir."
>holds up a finger
Number one! ANNIHILATE those meddling fools Ratchet and Clank!
>holds up another finger
Number two! Begin converting organic lifeforms on Earth into mechanical lifeforms!
>holds up a third finger
And number three... pick up dry-cleaning.
No.733237
File: 1453946130236.png (738.04 KB, 500x667, 500:667, tumblr_my7zwwGNG41s331r7o1….png)
>>733233
>this is not a quiet liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiife
>just gonna
>squeeze back into the box here
No.733238
>>733230
Huh, bet that makes Halloween easy.
>ring ring
Still can't believe she injected us with nanocommunications
>>733236
>hands a towel
Hold this for me.
>much bigger robot hand jams in through the roof
>Raleigh scooped up and away
No.733239
>>733232
From here!
>>733236
>"We're not henchmen!"
>"We're esteemed employees!"
No you're not.
And of course! Robots are easy to build, and extremely loyal.
No.733240
File: 1453946273936.jpg (59.82 KB, 441x538, 441:538, 596e141cf1e1972666c02a5c6f….jpg)
>>733236
>
>so this guy's a mechanical Bretheren Moon
What was that about converting humans into machines?
>>733238
She wh-
>away with Raleigh
No.733241
No.733243
>>733242
>knifewife: successfully flustered
Red is a good look on you, Semiramis.
No.733244
File: 1453946679328.jpg (178.49 KB, 480x1379, 480:1379, tumblr_mfyc12HFp61rye1gyo1….jpg)
>>733243
>hmph
>Hanging Gardens drift just a little bit more out of orbit
I'd suggest you leave fashion decisions up to those that have to make them.
I've narrowed down my search, finally. Dodging that insane purple Lancer woman for so long wasn't easy.
No.733245
>>733238
A towel?! What am I supposed to do with this?!
>>733239
Exactly! Brainwashing organics into helping you is so much more tedious.
>>733240
>except, y'know
>with more LOUD NOISES
I'm going to do all of you squishies a favor by turning you into robots! I was almost able to convert an entire galaxy before some WORTHLESS heroes stepped in! Starting with a single planet should be far more simple.
No.733246
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No.733247
>>733245
That an I don't have to pay Orbot or Cubot!
>"We'd sure like if you did, though."
What would you even buy with it?
>"..."
>"Oil?"
I give you that for free.
>"Oh yeah."
No.733248
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>>733246
A woman of bounteous anger and bounteous chest, respectively.
She threw her spears like that gold monster would so many other treasures, but I'm no worse for wear.
>wind blows in
>dozens of spear shaped holes in the extra fabric of her dress
Fabric is one thing my Item Creation can't comply with.
No.733249
>>733248
>hmm...
Wasn't that one killed?
>
Let me see that.
>Gold Experience's hands overlapping his
No.733250
>>733249
The doves make it so much more tragic.
>guhuh
Don't think you're above your station, Giorno Giovanna.
No.733251
>>733247
You don't pay them? That's... unethical, but effective. Buying someone's loyalty is just the easy way out.
>"That explains why I'm only paid minimum wage."
No.733252
>>733250
Are we not partners?
No.733253
File: 1453947700824.png (908.15 KB, 800x949, 800:949, 1665d9f70dfa23ba6139f0abfb….png)
>>733252
True, you've proven yourself worthy enough to-
>quotation mark gesture
"Control" me. Fix my dress as your leisure.
I've found another of those Stand users that might prove beneficial to our cause.
No.733254
>>733253
Oh?
>idly turning a bullet into chocolate
>om
No.733255
>>733251
I'm not going to pay them! I already gave them the greatest gift of all...life!
>"Some gift."
Orbot, don't get uppity!
>"It is some gift! All gifts are some gift!"
>"'I was being sarcastic, Cubot."
>"...oh."
I really should've done a better job on you two
No.733256
>It's been too long since I last showed up here...
>I wonder if I'll see Raidou or the heroic spirits again...
No.733257
>>733255
Don't take this the wrong way... whoever you are. But your minions seem... disappointing.
No.733258
File: 1453948002446.jpg (360.71 KB, 570x807, 190:269, 3e9caab1e640d8ec4f1925b50f….jpg)
>>733256
>what a weird bug man
No.733259
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>>733254
The only name I've found for her is Mariah.
Apparently her power is magnetism.
Unfortunately, there are some utility purposes poison can't cover.
>plucks a chocobullet for herself
>crnck
>..owwww
No.733260
>>733257
This happens all the time. I had two more before these guys and they were even dumber.
No.733261
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No.733262
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>>733259
Mariah... I think padre had an assassin called-ah! I did not change that one!
>aaaa
>touch
>git choco
No.733263
>>733260
...How dumb were they?
>>733261
You're in public, you fool! Have some DECENCY!
No.733264
File: 1453948183865.jpg (230.82 KB, 500x707, 500:707, f2d5140623032e3fe213d2408d….jpg)
>>733262
It's...of no consequence.
>rubbing her jaw
Perhaps I should go make necessary arrangements.
No.733265
File: 1453948257138.png (351.25 KB, 500x712, 125:178, tumblr_nz7t8s7Hgd1qjzwqeo1….png)
>>733264
We both go. I want to see this one.
No.733266
>>733263
>looks right at him
>locks optics
>turns on weird butt stuff 39
No.733267
File: 1453948290444.png (402.4 KB, 1024x642, 512:321, It all started with a shre….png)
>>733261
Ohhhhh!
>
Wait I mean not ohhhhhhhh.
That's bad.
>>733263
One was a chicken and I don't know what the other was. A drillbot?
Either way, they were so dumb that a real chicken would've been smarter.
No.733268
File: 1453948408310.jpg (261.76 KB, 809x573, 809:573, f36790efea8931368518aa694b….jpg)
>>733265
As you wish.
I only hope you won't feel attracted to her.
>ha I'm funny
>Presence Detection: on
No.733269
>>733258
>This feels...
>Oh! It's one of them!
>Play cool, Takeru. Play cool.
>
No.733270
>>733266
>well
>this is uncomfortable
What kind of person would be crazy enough to enjoy this sort of thing?
>>733267
You mean to tell me that you created machines that were inferior to organic lifeforms? HOW DO YOU SCREW THAT UP?!
No.733271
>>733269
>why is Siegfried so pretty
Why do you look like a bug.
No.733272
>>733267
Says the guy rocking the porn stache
>>733270
Sane People.
No.733273
>>733270
The machine I used to build them was...not in the best functional order.
>>733272
Well I'm flattered you think this 'stache could be in one of those, but I really wouldn't.
No.733274
>>733271
I don't look like a-
>uuuuh
I guess I do look like a bug. Uhm... Tradition?
No.733275
File: 1453948997344.jpg (151.19 KB, 504x535, 504:535, tumblr_nmuomkomch1tlxyz3o1….jpg)
I wonder where Caster went...
No.733276
>>733272
Is that so? You Earthlings are more disgusting than I thought.
>>733273
...Did you try turning it off and on again?
No.733277
>>733274
>
Okay.
>Siegfried: Saber of few words
I'm Saber.
No.733278
>>733273
suuuure ya wouldn't
>>733276
yyyyuuuuup. the fleshy ones are worse.
No.733279
>>733276
...huh.
Maybe I should've.
>>733278
I really wouldn't!
No.733280
>>733278
Of course they are! That's why they need to be ANNIHILATED!
>>733279
I'm just surprised you didn't immediately send those idiotic machines to the scrap heap.
No.733281
>>733277
>Oh yeah I forgot they have those code names.
>nod
Nice to meet you, Saber. I am Kamen Rider Ghost. Just Ghost is fine, though.
>eyeing the horns
No.733282
>>733279
Look, you don't have to convince me man, I won't believe you anyways
.>>733280
Go ahead and try. Earth has a way of repelling invaders
No.733283
File: 1453949548797.jpg (178.05 KB, 430x682, 215:341, tumblr_nydrljg2TO1sj6shmo4….jpg)
>>733281
>yes
>much horns
>such dragon
Ghost, huh... half-dead.
No.733284
>>733280
Well they are...n't now.
I mean I couldn't.
>>733282
Then I won't waste my time!
No.733285
>>733282
Oh please. What could I possibly have to fear from a primitive planet like this? Once I eliminate that nuisance of a Lombax and his robot, Earth is as good as mine!
>>733284
What?! What's stopping you?!
No.733286
No.733288
>>733283
Yep. For now at least. It's a crazy story.
>Saber... So he's a sword user...
>And he's part dragon...
Uh, don't take this as a threat but... I can't hurt you by the front, can I?
No.733289
>>733288
>
I can't answer that.
>aaaaaa my true name
>backing up
No.733290
>>733289
>Got it!
Sorry! I was just curious, Mister Sig-Saber! Mister Saber!
>aaaaaa
It's just that I'm a huge fan of ancient heroes.
>>733287
>Another one
>eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
No.733291
File: 1453950709805.png (257.34 KB, 500x284, 125:71, tumblr_nwaf9ucjKq1sc4b0mo1….png)
>>733290
>compromised
>compromised
>spiritmode awaaay
No.733293
>>733285
I kinda like them!
>>733292
AGH!
No.733294
>>733293
is what I say before I use the bathroom
>and in he goes
No.733296
>>733293
>
If they're useless to you, then they should be left behind immediately!
No.733297
>>733294
Oh.
>>733296
I can't just take them apart! They've been loyal to me.
Sure I smack them around a lot, but I can't scrap 'em!
No.733298
>>733297
...What about imprisoning them?
No.733299
>>733291
N-no wait! I'm not an enemy! I'm a friend! A friend!
>I CAN SEE HIM
>I CAN CATCH HIM
>>733295
>He woke up
>Don't blow it don't blow it don't blow don't blow it
...Cool cape.
>>733292
AAAAH!
No.733300
>>733299
>
Oddly pedantic. Awed by the voivode, are you?
No.733301
>>733298
I already did that.
No.733302
>>733300
...You could have said something nice about my hoodie.
>shakes head
But I'm always excited about meeting heroes of the past!
>Vovoide, huh?
No.733303
>>733301
Well, I suppose if you don't have the guts to kill them, that will have to do.
No.733304
>>733302
One oddity after another. Just what are you?
No.733305
>>733303
Yep.
I show nothing but gratitude to my henchmen!
>"You sure do, boss"
>"You're the best, Eggman!"
Shut up.
>"There's some gratitude right now."
>"'I love gratitude!"
Aye aye aye.
No.733306
>>733305
Hmm... maybe I should show more gratitude to mine as well.
>
Naaah.
No.733307
>>733306
You pay him.
He doesn't need gratitude.
One or the other can't be both.
No.733309
>>733304
I am a Kamen Rider! And a Ghost! Kamen Rider Ghost!
>GO! GO! GO!
No.733310
>>733309
...
>what the devil is a-
>oh
>thanks Grail
So you're what amounts to one of this age's heroes.
No.733311
>>733307
Hm. I suppose you're right. Well, time to start roboticizing the planet!
>rocket feet are go
>flies away while laughing
No.733312
>>733311
Good luck with that!
I've already tried...
No.733313
>>733310
Pretty much. And you're one of the world's past heroes, aren't you?
>>733308
>Huh?
No.733314
>>733313
That would depend on who you ask.
I am the Voivode of Wallachia, Vlad III. Lord Impaler.
No.733315
>>733313
>she hasn't noticed bugman
Arthur's going to throw another crying fit. Jeez...
No.733316
>fiddling with some headphones
It was nice of that Manchester fellow to lend me some of Britain's popular music, I've been out of touch for so long.
Now then...
>plonk
>ANARCHY FOR THE UK! IT'S COMING SOMETIME AND MAYBE!
>
>
>this is fine
No.733317
>>733314
>eeeeeee
Count Tepes! Transylvania's greatest hero!
>nod nod
It's a honor to meet you, sir.
>>733315
Uh, excuse me, miss.
No.733318
File: 1453953731088.png (317.63 KB, 655x787, 655:787, e9872351444afe2f989fc85ebf….png)
Anarchy for the U.K.!
It's coming sometime and maybe!
I give a wrong time, stop a traffic line!
Your future dream is a shopping scheme!
No.733319
>Hey Yung, are we there yet.
>No, dad.
>Ok...Hey Marquess, we there yet?
>No, Michael.
>Yeah yeah, I get it...Hey Pigeon, we there yet?
>For fuck's sake, somebody give him a coloring book or something!
No.733321
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>>733317
You are not Romanian yet you hail me as a hero... curiouser and curiouser...
>>733316
You've been scarce, King of Knights.
>>733318
And this one...
No.733322
>>733318
>tosses the 'phones away
I think I know why he's called Sid Vicious now...
>wait a minute
>squint
>>733320
>?
Rare to see you around here these days.
>waggles the screaming music player
Fancy a listen?
>>733321
The weight of parenthood isn't easy to bear sometimes, voivode, but I'm managing.
And you?
No.733323
>>733321
'Cause I want to be anarchy, in the city!
Wahahaha! What's wrong, bloodsucker?
>>733322
Quite a lovely little band, aren't they?
>grin
No.733324
>>733322
Mordred isn't around so I should be fine.
>shrug
That garbage you call music's giving me a migraine from here.
No.733325
>>733322
It must be nice, to have multiple heirs.
>>733323
>
I will overlook the remark this once, pirate.
No.733326
>>733323
It's the only way to b-
>frown
I suppose this is what I get for taking recommendations from a man with a giant Union Jack tattooed on his chest.
>staring at the ahoge
Something about you seems familiar...
>>733324
Trust me, only one of us is calling it music.
>and away the tunes go
>Mordred
>...
>and back they go on his head
>drown everything with punk rock, Arty
>>733325
WHAT
No.733327
>>733321
I guess it must be weird to you. A lot of people talk about how brutal you were in battle, but in the end you were only fighting to protect your country.
>>733320
You wouldn't know a guy named "Raidou" would you? I get a similar vibe from you.
>>733318
>>733316
>I made the right decision coming here today
No.733328
>>733326
>flick goes a raven feather
>get that shit off
Enough of the self-pity.
>>733327
Kuzunoha?
>uh
What about'im.
No.733329
Send a guy to go get coffee, find out he's been turned into a robot.
Figures.
No.733330
>>733325
Why would you put a limit on yourself like that? Live freely! Embrace every part of yourself.
>>733326
He's got the right spirit about him, if you ask me.
>tips her hat
I'm sure you've met my very good friend on that legendary island city of yours.
>>733327
Is that what passes for an ogre these days?
No.733331
>>733326
>is it time for manly eyebrow waggle language
>"nice that you have kids"
>"quit pussying out"
>>733330
That would imply it was ever me to begin with.
"Dracula" is a pedestrian work of fiction that I despise.
Turning a defender of the faith into a base bloodsucking monster... how disgraceful.
If only he were alive so I could impale him myself.
No.733332
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>>733327
Always a pleasure, Mister Ghost.
I haven't seen your parfait-loving comrade in some time either.
>>733328
But it looks so good on me.
>is that a gray hair
>um
>UM
>>733330
Follicle-based bias notwithstanding, hm?
Your friend, is it?
>notes the hat
A Rider, I presume. I've been told pirates ravaged the seas around my country 1100 years after my death. Yet another weight for the pile.
>>733331
>guh
>"Does it count if nobody knows what they're doing"
No.733333
>>733329
This is Miller. Do you read, Snake?
No.733334
>>733328
He's a friend of mine. Do you know if he still shows up around here? He helped me through a rough time once, but I never got to thank him.
>>733330
Ogre? No, mam. I'm a ghost!
>How many female pirates do I know of...
>>733332
King Arthur, sir!
>parfait loving-comrade...
You mean Decade, right? I actually expected to run into him here...
No.733335
File: 1453955216773.jpg (143.81 KB, 500x686, 250:343, tumblr_m3eebk3hDS1qcz91go1….jpg)
>>733333
Yeah, Kaz. I read.
You know what sucks? This snatcher business.
I wanted black, and all that was in the pot when I got up was espresso.
No.733336
>>733332
I'm doing you a favor.
>
What's the look for.
>>733334
Wouldn't know, I keep away from people nowadays.
No.733337
>>733331
And? Embrace your demons! Let it bring you strength and terrify your foes!
>>733332
The only thing ravaging the seas in my time were the Spaniards, and El Draque put a stop to them soon enough. Some may call me a pirate, I guess. But then those some people call me a hero.
>>733334
Don't look like no ghost I ever seen.
No.733338
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>>733335
That's Master Miller to you, Snake. Come on now.
>[audible irritation]
No kidding. We're losing too many men and we don't have a single solid lead yet. Any ideas?
No.733339
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>>733332
>"I'm single how would I know"
>>733337
>really
>really
>really
I do not need assistance from Bram Stoker to terrify my foes.
No.733340
>>733334
Arthur is fine. King Arthur was my father's name!
>
...Uther. But I've never been one for puns.
A little adventuring, are we?
>>733336
The say that whenever you want something. Like my last sausage link at IHOP.
>point: completely ignored
>>733337
>ticking off the few wars he wasn't in
The computer one maybe...
>uh
I would thank you for your efforts against Spain if I didn't believe you weren't a fan of royal thanks.
>>733339
>"Usually casting an opinion involves having a leg to stand on."
>"I'm trying my best my wife is getting gray aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"
No.733341
>>733338
Keep your shorts on, Master.
>puff
Might have something. What do you know about memory.
No.733342
>>733341
Snaaaaaaake-
>uh
Memory? Not much, why?
No.733343
>>733339
Waste of potential if you ask me.
>bleh
It's been to long since I've had to deal with the pride of nobles.
>>733340
I don't do what I do for thanks. I do what I do for the pleasure of seeing it all burn brilliantly in the end.
>hehs internally
How familiar are you with the monarchs that came to rule our once glorious nation?
No.733344
>>733342
Lots of old data packets from hot locations on the encoding process.
The encoding process is how memories are created and stored for later use. Outside context is taken into consideration when the thalamus is firing, and that's why you can hear one thing and then remember something related to it you wouldn't have thought of otherwise.
Pretty much ripped off for AI programming.
No.733345
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>>733340
>"it looks nice"
>>733343
>...
In this diminished form, I suppose I have no qualms with it, distasteful as it is.
>I miss being a Lancer
>I don't like being a Berserker
>maximim guh
>fucking Jeanne Alter summoning me like this reeeeee
Regardless, it does nothing for me that I can't already do for myself.
No.733346
>>733340
Arthur.
Look at me.
No.733347
File: 1453956425059.jpg (859.26 KB, 2224x2912, 139:182, Fate.Prototype.full.159434….jpg)
>>733343
A cheerful nihilist, now I've seen everything.
>our
A Briton after all, I thought I recognized-
>that facial structure and hair
...Something, anyway.
>hmm
I find myself ill in the stomach when I have to think about what happened after George I.
>>733345
>"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
>>733346
Hm?
>eye contact: no
No.733348
>>733336
Oh...
>looks down for a bit
Thank you anyways. You really shouldn't avoid people, by the way.
>>733337
Well, neither are you, to be honest.
>>733340
>That was a joke?
Yeah. I was having a rough time with the ganma, but things have been fine recently so I decided to check back this place and see if I'd run into you guys again.
No.733349
>>733344
Yeah...now that you mention it, Strangelove mentioned something like that when she was alive.
How an AI could solve a problem by looking at the bigger picture, if one wasn't already immediately available.
What's up?
No.733350
>>733347
Why won't you look at me?
>>733348
>uh
None of your business.
No.733351
>>733349
Just a hunch. I'll get back to you when I have more to give.
No.733352
>>733345
There's a good tempest swirling within you, you'll have to show it to me one day.
>>733347
You'll have to forgive that lousy descendant of mine in that case. I don't know what they've done to the country and I have half a mind to take it back.
>>733348
Ha! You've got balls, kiddo. Talking back to El Draque like that, you'd have to face lashes for that. Who are you and tell me why I should notice you.
No.733353
>>733347
It's really not a bad thing.
>>733352
A waste of mana I can't replenish right now.
>I need to expand my territory...
No.733354
>>733348
And here we are, plain as day.
Do you have need of one of our powers for these...Gundam, were they?
>>733350
>man up, Arty
>are you a king or a knight
>well both but-
>
You're looking...distinguished today.
>>733352
>descendant
>George was a German
>TUUUUUUUUDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRR
Excuse me?
>>733353
Ahahahahahahaha.
No.733355
No.733356
>>733354
It's just one gray hair. Am I really so ugly you won't look at me now?
No.733358
>>733353
Best to explode than to fizzle out, no?
>>733354
I'm sure you've heard of my father. A rather infamous Protestant.
No.733359
>>733354
>
It can be fabulous.
>>733358
Of that you're correct, but I have no intention to kill you, I made a promise not to murder any more Servants or Masters.
No.733360
>>733350
I'm not asking why you're doing it. I'm just saying isolating yourself from others won't do you any good.
>>733352
I am Kamen Rider Ghost! And my life burns the bright-Did you just say you're El Draque?
>>733354
Ganma. And I'd love to fight by your side one daym, but Makoto and I can handle them on our own. I even got a reset on my time limit!
>>733357
>Amazed ghost noises
No.733361
>>733356
>
Hm? I don't remember saying that.
>picks a leaf off her head
See?
>>733358
>Protestant
>wha-
>oh no
>oh no
...Well I suppose several millenia of mostly peaceful Catholic rule was too much to ask for.
But it's my understanding that Francis Drake had an intimate understanding with Elizabeth, but not like this.
>>733359
>
Not. Now.
>>733360
A time limit? And what would happen once it hit zero?
No.733362
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>>733360
If I wanted your opinion I'd ask for it.
>>733361
>
Enough. Maybe you forgot but I got good at reading people.
You're worried because I'm getting older again.
Stop it. I'm human: I was never meant to live forever.
No.733363
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>>733359
There's been an unspoken treaty between you lot, and I won't disturb it for now. Not until I've had my fun in this world, anyway.
>>733360
Well I'm not Blackbeard, if that's your next question.
>>733361
Ironic as it is for me to say this, such things are best left hidden for the most part.
No.733364
>>733361
>nigga
Do not presume to command or frighten me like a petty knight.
>>733363
Then we'll meet on the field one day: there I'll show you how I broke the mightiest of men and became the devil.
No.733365
>>733362
...Well now that that's all out in the open.
>STRESS EATING
No, and yet those of us that were apparently important enough to history are more than fair game to be awarded with eternal life.
How lucky for us.
>>733363
>taps his own ahoge
If you've been around like this as long as I have, you learn whether or not things are dead giveaways.
Being so rhetorically coy about it doesn't help either.
>>733364
Of course, of course.
>inhaling jelly donuts
Honor is forever, after all.
No.733366
>>733361
I... I'd stop being a ghost and die for real... I guess I never mentioned this, huh?
>heheh...
>>733363
Huh.
>Looks down at the bazongas.
Huh.
>...
Can I have your autograph?
>>733362
>...
Right... I'm sorry.
No.733367
>>733364
That's my line!
>>733365
On the high seas, no one's there to call you out on your lineage.
>>733366
>flicks a doubloon into the air
>shoots a nice clean hole through it
>tosses it at Ghost
>walks out the door
No.733368
>>733365
There's nothing I can do about that.
>guh
Your son has your sheathe. You can't have us both forever.
No.733369
>>733365
The mood is disgustingly bitter now. I am taking my leave.
>>733367
Mm.
>floats off
No.733370
>>733366
>wat
That's a very serious point to have left out until now.
Tell me, Ghost. Why have you not passed on?
>>733367
I imagine it's-
>unbelievably liberating
>maybe I should ask Iskander where that island of theirs is
peaceful.
>>733368
I suppose in a roundabout sense this an untimely case of karma.
>weak grin
God has punished me for being greedy enough to have a family.
>>733369
...Probably for the best.
No.733372
>>733367
...I wonder if I can make an Eyecon outta this.
>>733370
My father w-
>Wait are him and that woman
>aaaaaaaa
Heeeey, I think I hear Ganma outside! I best take care of that! We'll talk about this next time!
>VROOOOOOOOOOOOOM
No.733373
>>733371
I almost ended up like that ginger behemoth.
Blinded by greed, but I pay the price.
I think I realized why desires were so forbidden by the faith, no man should have to take this voluntarily.
>waterworks: threatening
>where did I put those emergency Anti-Mini-Gil pads
>>733372
>and you drove him away
>good job, Arty
...
No.733374
No.733376
>>733373
Do you regret this?
No.733377
>>733375
>ho don't do it
>>733376
>...
No.
>I don't know
No.733378
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No.733379
>>733378
I know.
And the very fact that I did means that I've fallen back into my worst habit. Taking others for granted, is almost as bad as lying.
The fact that I'm thinking about myself first and you second means I'm already too far gone. What kind of king am I if those around me sacrifice themselves for the sake of others and I take no notice unless it directly involves me.
I'm sorry.
No.733380
>>733379
>
Don't you dare start shrinking again.
No.733381
>>733380
>it's too late
My own son. My mother died giving birth to me and this how I remember her by.
No.733384
>>733383
God. Damn. Iiiiiit.
No.733385
>>733384
I'm sorry.
I-I'm so...sorry.
Betrayed you, betrayed your trust, betrayed your love...
No.733386
>>733383
>[high pitched "uahaha"]
No.733387
>>733385
Seriously knock it off.
>>733386
>why you little
Get off my husbandwife.
>slap
No.733388
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>>733386
>MINI GIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIL
...g-gkkt.
>>733387
I CAN'T STOP IT'S LIKE A FLOOD
No.733389
>barges in through the door
>walks right up to Arty
>slap
No.733390
File: 1453960613485.png (182.82 KB, 500x212, 125:53, tumblr_ntkeqaPS6E1sx4ztto1….png)
Is this a time to be sad?
...I-I should... um.
No.733391
>>733388
>slap
Stop.
>>733389
>Secretcaliburslap
Well, at least someone has the right idea.
No.733392
>>733388
>Uahahaha!
>>733387
>I got what I needeeeeeeed
>>733389
>whoa who dat
>falls through a crack on the floor
No.733393
>>733389
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>muffled "I'm sorry"
That hat...And that scarf...
>>733390
>making other people sad
>I DON'T MEAN IT I'M SORRY
>>733391
>:[
>cradling her stinging cheeks
...
>sniff
No.733395
>>733393
What's it going to take to get my idiot husband back from whatever stupidity this is.
>
I've got a few decades left, you really can't ask for more than that. It's unprecedented for a Servant to exist that long anyways.
Cherish the time we've got left, there's plenty to go around. Quit your damn crying.
No.733396
>>733394
>I want to help but uh
No.733397
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>>733391
How'd you let him get to this state?
>>733392
Man we need to call an exterminator.
>>733393
>no one can tell who I am because we all look the same haha
Enough about the hat and the scarf. You need to get your fucking shit together. Is this how the King acts now? I'm disgusted. What happened to the shining star that led the people to happiness?!
>fist: ready to strike
Being sad doesn't do shit!
No.733398
>>733392
>peering down the crack in the floor
No.733399
>>733395
I...I know, I know! Truly.
These months have been the happiest of my life, a-and the thought of even a second of it going by unappreciated makes me feel so disgusted with myself. And sorry for those that have had to...deal with me.
>>733397
Happiness?
>distant look
Only a pipedream. One I wouldn't know I was in until I woke up, abandoning all those people that cared for me.
No.733400
>>733396
You have small socks on your horns.
No.733401
>>733397
>and you had to give it away with the verbal mannerisms
>lucky Kanno's gonna play along
I got a gray hair and suddenly he becomes a woobie.
>rubs her temples
It's me or Leo. I chose Leo.
>>733399
I'm gonna slap you again.
Stop feeling sorry for yourself, stupid.
No.733403
>>733402
...We should give socks to people that need them.
No.733404
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No.733405
>>733404
That's a good idea. He must not have many when he gives so many out to everyone else.
It's cold in the north pole too, we could do a good thing.
No.733406
>>733405
It's cold.
>
My blood is hot. I'll help.
No.733407
>>733406
>
Blood belongs on the inside
>git you CAUTERIZED
No.733408
>>733407
>
>still holding his heart
Oh...
No.733410
>>733399
>MORDRED HEROINE X PAWNCH
This is how you repay everyone for your happiness? For their happiness? What a fucking load of crap! A king should be a shining star for his people! What if they saw you now? Where is your pride?
>winds up a huge kick
>WHAM
>>733401
>Intelligence: N/A
I'd have been too selfish of you not to. When you kick the bucket you better not make him cry.
No.733411
>>733401
>do not bully the cheiba
I-I...
>>733410
>DO NOT BULLY THE CHEIBA
>coughcough
It wouldn't...matter. The king has no obligation to happiness that he doesn't derive from the same of her people.
No.733412
>>733410
>squint
He's already mourning and I'm right here.
>>733411
>guh
I'm not good with pity or this nonsense and Leo's not here to hug you back to your usual cheeky self.
No.733413
>>733409
>just kinda
Jams the heart back in
No.733414
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>>733412
Jams the heart back in?
>...
Poses
No.733415
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>>733411
>WRONG ANSWER
>shoves her up against a wall
I'm disgusted. I'm so disgusted I could throw up right now. The fact that someone I once looked up to could sink this low.
>no sympathy allowed
>must forever hate
No father should ever cry in front of both their wife and child.
>>733412
>pulls the hat a little lower
>pulls the scarf a little higher
What a load of crap this is.
>stomps off
>sniff
No.733416
>>733414
>for realsies
>hand in chest
Mistakes were made.
No.733417
>>733412
>you can do this
>deep breath without crying
>ready
>inhale
>shudders
>damn it all
I just thought that...since you stayed alive for so long, it was like I'd saved you. The only pride I was allowed was whether or not I could adequately protect my people.
I just didn't think I'd let it get away from me, that's all.
>wipes her eyes
>lookin' good
>>733415
>oh wait no there they are again
...Mordred?
>oh
>oh
I didn't want you to see me like this either.
No.733418
>>733416
I think I welded your hand to your chest.
>gigaspear in hand
We'll have to operate.
No.733419
>>733415
You have no idea. Arthur's losing cohesion if transformation is-goddammit I'm fucking explaining shit here.
>>733417
I'm not like you. I'm no hero, just a coward and a weakling way in over her head to the point all fear and hesitation has rolled over into an eerie calm.
I think I wet myself when Lancer stabbed me the first time.
>
What I'm saying is we had a great run. The greatest, maybe. But I'm still only human.
>...
I have maybe another sixty or seventy years.
After that I'm transferring the contract to Leo so you won't be alone.
No.733420
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No.733421
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>>733420
>
>uh
Hold on.
>backs up a foot
>poking at the weld line
No.733422
>>733421
>ow
>ow
>ow
>ow
...It hurts.
>
You're the only one who I've ever felt pain from fighting.
No.733423
>>733419
>...
Thank you.
Thank you for still managing to love a loathsome person like me.
>shaky grin
I thought of you as more of a possession to be obtained in my quest for peace instead of a person, and still you forgive me.
>...
A father shouldn't have to bury his child anymore than a husband should have to bury his wife, but if that's the lot I must accept in order to make the remaining time the happiest for all of us, then so be it.
>knee taken
Thank you for the years you've given me.
No.733424
>>733422
Don't make it weird.
>uh
You can regrow limbs, right. I hear lizards can do that.
No.733425
>>733423
My stupid, stupid idiot.
>she means that endearingly
It can't be helped... someone responsible has to take care of you so you don't get like this.
>
I'm not gonna start giving eulogy nonsense just yet.
No.733426
>>733424
My hand is in my chest and you're laser spacing me. It's too late for no weird.
>
I think that's just the tail...
No.733427
>>733425
Supervision is an unfortunate part of the Master/Servant relationship, but I'll shoulder the burden.
>Mordred tho
>deal with her later
I don't think you can give your own eulogy unless you're Huck Finn.
>
Also I might be stuck like this.
No.733428
>>733426
PUT YOUR CLOTHES BACK ON
No.733429
>>733427
Call it punishment for being an idiot.
You'll live through it for a day or two.
No.733430
>>733428
>???
But I didn't take any off.
No.733431
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>>733429
Truly?
>she's taking it seriously
I suppose...If it's so little a price to pay, it's nothing to concern me.
I'll need help reaching things on high cupboards.
No.733432
>>733430
>uh
>rapid Brahmastra-eye blinking
>ends up dotting a happy face in Sig's chest
...Oops.
No.733433
>>733431
I'm just making sure you don't destabilize your existence. Rapidly changing forms like that can't be normal.
I'm gonna run some tests.
No.733434
>>733432
...I like it. Now I can point to it because it's hard to do myself.
No.733435
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>>733433
Tests?
>um
I'm not sure what differences there were in your summoning of me and Shirou's and Kiritsugu's. They both had Avalon too.
...Maybe because they were men-
>oh god
No.733436
>>733434
You can just do what I do.
No.733437
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>>733435
Why the dawning realization face?
No.733438
>>733436
It's difficult to draw on my gauntlets.
No.733439
>>733437
>
No...No reason.
What are these tests, I'll complete them with all of my care.
No.733440
>>733438
You could get a marker.
>
Why did you rip your heart out again.
No.733441
>>733439
Standard medical battery and some fluid samples. Maybe it's an error with the jury rigged FATE System...
No.733442
>>733440
I don't remember.
>
Sieg isn't here right. We should go to Santa now.
No.733443
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>>733441
Will I disappear!?
>...
I've been every Class that I fulfill except Caster and Assassin. Do you think anyone else is experiencing it?
No.733444
>>733442
I don't understand you sometimes, friend.
>
I got the socks.
No.733445
>>733443
Ask around. I think I saw Lancer as a little girl once.
No.733446
>>733444
It seemed like a good idea at the time.
>
Let's go.
No.733447
>>733445
Little girl...
>I wonder what Caster and Assassin would look like
>where's Tristan, I need an Archer clone too
I can't think of any besides Rider.
No.733448
>>733446
>on Sig's shoulders
>
I saw this in a movie once.
>twang
>distant sound of the arrow hitting a car
>dragged off
No.733449
>>733447
Let's go home, Arthur.
No.733450