No.733451
>meanwhile, in another dimensiooooonnnnn
No.733452
I can't tell if I'm hallucinating or not.
I hope I am.
No.733453
...I shouldn't even be surprised that this happened.
No.733454
>>733453
At least I'm not alone. Misery loves company.
>
So how often do you get Klansman jokes?
No.733455
>>733454
More than you'd believe. I thought people would get tired of making the same jokes all the time, but apparently not.
No.733456
>>733455
Easy target, cheap laughs.
>
I'm not just hallucinating that there's another person here, am I.
You're real, right.
No.733457
>>733456
Pretty sure I am, yeah. What about you?
No.733458
>>733457
Isaac Clarke. Former CEC engineer.
>Isaac-
Not now.
No.733459
>>733458
Marc Spector. Vigilante.
>tilts his head
"Not now?"
No.733460
File: 1454001417499.png (397.32 KB, 697x824, 697:824, 848f95cd55e437bd328dab0d5a….png)
>voip
>holding a bunch of power tools
>...
>...
I... should have worn more clothing today apparently.
No.733461
>>733459
>
Sorry. It's nothing.
Costumed crime fighter, huh...
>>733460
>uh
>uh
Akashi?
No.733462
>>733461
>uh
>'uh
>act natural
>pretend nothing's wrong
Uh, fancy seeing you here.
No.733463
File: 1454001695366.png (619.32 KB, 613x875, 613:875, Hello, do you have time to….png)
>>733461
Yep. S'what everyone's doing these days, apparently.
No.733464
File: 1454001801446.jpg (333.83 KB, 800x566, 400:283, 05d2daf968ba34c60167402c0f….jpg)
>looking out the window
Can I make a Kansas joke or is that out of style these days?
No.733465
>>733462
>taps her on the shoulder
>sigh of relief
>real: yes
After I got out of Gipsy's grasp I thought I needed some air.
>
This isn't what I had in mind.
>>733463
Sounds saturated.
No.733466
>>733464
Were we ever in Kansas?
No.733467
File: 1454002033407.jpg (215.67 KB, 850x1230, 85:123, sample-36778c5c720a0d243d6….jpg)
>>733465
And I was looking forward of a day full of messing around with teleportation tech. This isn't fun at all.
No.733468
>>733464
I've got a feeling it went out of style a long time ago. But hey, I'm not gonna stop you.
>>733465
I guess you could say it is.
>shrugs
Blame Cap and Bucky, they were some of the first people to start that trend.
No.733469
File: 1454002115173.jpg (298.59 KB, 713x731, 713:731, tumblr_mqz0q5ucGe1s3f5eao1….jpg)
>>733467
>uh
Success?
>>733468
I work with Bucky.
No.733470
>>733466
I think we were in... Florida? Wait a second, where on Earth were we?
>>733468
Now I feel too awkward about it.
No.733471
>>733469
Well it was supposed to teleport me across the hangar but... here I am instead?
No.733472
>>733469
I know, that's why I mentioned him. But I'm guessing he doesn't really talk about when he used to run around in tights firing off a tommy gun.
>>733470
Heh. Maybe I shouldn't have said anything.
No.733473
File: 1454002585888.jpg (84.22 KB, 500x549, 500:549, tumblr_mx7vf6PL5W1ruhr70o1….jpg)
>>733471
It needs calibration. Let me take a look at it.
I've been lucid for about a week now.
>>733472
I wouldn't know. He keeps to Snake and Boss. I'm a hangar jockey.
No.733474
File: 1454002691271.jpg (170.42 KB, 500x644, 125:161, tumblr_m3fct1KJKs1rpmqeko1….jpg)
>>733470
I think it's in New Jersey.
>
Neat tails.
No.733475
File: 1454003104277.jpg (117.91 KB, 593x900, 593:900, AND I'M FREE, FREE FALLIN'.jpg)
>>733473
Not like he'd turn down talking with you either way. For a soldier, Bucky's way too nice.
No.733476
>>733472
Whatever. I missed my comedic timing thing anyway.I'll get my really old and lame references one day.
>>733474
>pops out of the tails
>"Tell me about it~"
What the-
pls post
No.733477
>>733473
Hey, nice! This mean you're getting back on your feet?
No.733478
File: 1454003237899.png (182.82 KB, 500x212, 125:53, tumblr_ntkeqaPS6E1sx4ztto1….png)
>>733476
>uh
>startled
>here go the wings
>flapflap backstep
What-
No.733479
File: 1454003294047.jpg (77.04 KB, 491x700, 491:700, 3e9dbf8e7b7c5dfb376d17e3c5….jpg)
>>733475
So I've seen from what little I get out of sickbay for psychotic breaks and when I'm not working.
>>733477
Yeah. I got my plasma cutter back, too.
No.733480
File: 1454003489321.jpg (166.89 KB, 536x517, 536:517, 28031bbfcf6111ccc9fff2bc9d….jpg)
>>733476
Ahri, you pay visit me enough, so I decided to come to you!
>...
Where are we?
>>733478
Oh, now there's a magic I haven't seen in a long time.
No.733481
File: 1454003523628.jpg (53.15 KB, 700x649, 700:649, 4808c028143dbb93080421f9db….jpg)
>>733479
So I get to keep this one? Haha aw yesss.
No.733482
>>733476
It'll probably be the same day I get good at making jokes in general.
>>733479
It's a goddamn miracle he hasn't developed PTSD yet.
>
Psychotic breaks, huh.
No.733483
File: 1454003652822.jpg (632.76 KB, 905x1280, 181:256, 285b3b7e51cc0b28cfa688d441….jpg)
>>733478
Don't be too startled... It's just my mother.
>>733480
Mum, your words don't even make sense.
>shakes her head
>looks out the window
Not in Kansas, that's for sure.
>>733482
The fact that I have to compete with you for the first to make a good joke really depresses me.
No.733484
>>733481
Try not to lose fingers.
>>733482
Not something I enjoy talking about, but yeah. I'm certified insane in the membrane. Woooooo.
>tired sigh
Alien artifact beamed too much information into my head.
No.733485
File: 1454003776702.jpg (128.36 KB, 850x1164, 425:582, sample-22a2dded70f71ee33fd….jpg)
>>733480
>ghh
You... startled me, miss.
>>733483
Why was your mother in your tails...?
No.733486
File: 1454003835817.jpg (239.57 KB, 800x533, 800:533, Keep your hands where I ca….jpg)
>>733483
You're still better at it than I am. 'Sides, I never said it was a competition.
>>733484
Egyptian god decided to live inside my head. Messed with my brain chemistry quite a bit. So... I guess I'm in the same boat, sort of.
No.733487
>>733484
I got reattach-able fingers.
>jazz hands
Whether I'm serious or not is up to you to figure out.
No.733488
>>733483
That was kind of old and lame, Ahri...
>>733485
I was racking my brain to find the most appropriate entrance. And I think I've really outdone myself this time!
No.733489
>>733486
Us crazies.
>>733487
>...
Can we not find out? I've seen too many limbs go flying already.
Mostly limbs that I've severed in self defense but you get the idea.
No.733490
>>733485
She wasn't. Not last I checked anyway.
>facepalm
She thinks I'm a private teleportation pad or something.
>>733486
Maybe we should just leave the jokes to the professionals around here. Like... uh...
>>733488
>SHOT THROUGH THE HEART
>collapses on her hands and knees
I think I've really hit rock bottom here.
My comedy career is over.
No.733491
>>733488
I... I don't understand?
>>733490
>uh
I am so confused... who are you two?
No.733492
>>733489
Pull my finger.
>:333
No.733494
>>733489
It's not always a bad thing, if you ask me. Usually, but not always.
>>733490
>oh no you don't
>being miserable is my job
>deploy the hugs
No need to beat yourself up.
No.733495
File: 1454004602497.jpg (2.58 MB, 2011x1989, 2011:1989, 3608af82eb4f631b4dc10c4e14….jpg)
>>733490
There there... It'll be okay.
>>733491
I don't think the "wow" factor was really there though. I'll try again later today.
>foxvoip
No.733496
>>733492
>
You're bad for my sanity but you're also one of only maybe two friends I have.
>tug
>>733494
I stick to the hangar so I don't go on insane rampages.
Plasma cutter eats through anything not made of a specialized titanium alloy.
No.733497
File: 1454004817547.jpg (216.09 KB, 589x596, 589:596, 46a5919f05834c4b3ea1449630….jpg)
>>733491
I'm Ahri, that's my crazy mother Tamamo-no-mae. She's about as flighty as the average fox.
>>733494
I'm not in that much trouble this time, you know.
>grinning anyway
>>733495
Hey, stop right there! Don't you dare use my tails again!
>vanishes after her
No.733499
File: 1454004971239.jpg (273.5 KB, 850x1059, 850:1059, sample-d653abd463eb719cec3….jpg)
>>733496
>pop sound
>...
>...
Stand back now.
>...
>stomping her feet
Why won't these-
>suddenly propelled forward out the door by rockets in her boots
WHOAI'LLSEEYOUBACKATOUTERHEAVEAAAAAAN
>Akashi's blasting off agaaaaain
No.733500
>>733496
So it's about as dangerous as antarctic vibranium, then.
>>733497
I know. Try and keep it that way, alright?
>>733498
So scale of one to ten, how surprised would you be if I told you those two were my family?
No.733501
>>733499
>holding Akashi's finger
>
>tucks it away
>>733500
Practically.Little more instant. Even that alloy I mentioned won't sustain repeated bolts of ionized plasma.
No.733502
File: 1454005193803.jpg (259.63 KB, 850x916, 425:458, sample-3070d2245d57bbcdec4….jpg)
>>733500
I'm just so very confused right now.
No.733503
File: 1454005528383.jpg (102.49 KB, 786x941, 786:941, He works at night, dressed….jpg)
>>733501
So if you snap, disarm you ASAP. Got it.
>>733502
Trust me, when you're around them, it's normal to be confused.
No.733504
>>733503
That's the idea, I guess.
No.733506
>>733504
I'm used to getting weapons out of people's hands by now. You get tired of fighting through the bullet wounds after a while.
>>733505
>smiles
I can't complain all that much. They're... strange, but they're good people.
No.733507
>>733506
Let's just say, it won't be a bullet wound.
You'd, in all likelihood, lose a limb.
No.733508
File: 1454006307218.jpg (130.19 KB, 527x772, 527:772, ba1d39d50b832886236e0a73f2….jpg)
>>733506
I didn't detect evil, just... extreme confusion.
No.733509
and I'm out of the bathroom! man that was a wild night!
No.733510
>>733507
So I won't get hit. Problem solved.
>>733508
>nod
They're pretty unpredictable sometimes, but I guess that's part of the fun.
No.733511
>>733509
Christ that reeks.
>>733510
This is all just hypothetical in the first place.
No.733512
File: 1454006647207.png (182.82 KB, 500x212, 125:53, tumblr_ntkeqaPS6E1sx4ztto1….png)
>>733510
I need to go contemplate.
>flaps awaaaaaay
No.733514
>>733511
Maybe, but it still helps to know ahead of time.
>>733512
Suit yourself. I've just decided not to think about it.
No.733515
>>733513
I didn't think symbiotes needed to produce waste.
>>733514
I guess.
>
So what about you.
No.733516
>>733515
we can if we want to
No.733517
>>733515
I haven't "lost it" in a long time, actually. Last time I did, I started thinking I was Wolverine.
>
...And Spider-Man.
>
...And Captain America.
No.733518
>>733516
Just seems like a waste, y'know?
>
It's a pun.
>>733517
We've all got our moments of weakness.
No.733520
>>733518
It wasn't all bad. I had some new equipment built, started being a producer in Hollywood, got a new girlfriend...
>Until she was murdered.
>Getting to that.
>Were you? 'Cause I don't think you were, and I'm in your head.
...I guess her getting killed by a supervillain was my wake-up call from the whole thing, though.
No.733521
>>733519
I know. It was more for me than you.
>>733520
My girlfriend killed herself on video to prevent being turned into a necrotic alien lifeform engineered to kill and infect everything around it.
>
It's a long story.
No.733522
File: 1454007912482.jpg (195.66 KB, 615x727, 615:727, Carnage-marvel-comics-1465….jpg)
>>733521
well what if I wanted it?
No.733523
>>733521
Doesn't sound like one you'd wanna tell, either.
>change the subject, Moonman
So, uh... how'd you end up with Big Boss?
No.733524
>>733522
Then it's there.
>>733523
Same as Bucky. We were on Battleship Island when it sank. Shipgirls took us with them.
No.733525
File: 1454008185886.jpg (70.39 KB, 500x677, 500:677, 500px-Cletus_Kasady_(Earth….jpg)
No.733526
>>733524
Seems like Outer Heaven's a pretty nice place. I gave up the soldier life a while ago, myself.
No.733527
>>733525
>
Go ahead, Carnage.
>>733526
To be a vigilante?
No.733528
File: 1454008693825.jpg (75.77 KB, 639x350, 639:350, Cletus_Kasady_(Earth-19411….jpg)
>>733527
good now that it's mine.....shit where the balls are we?
No.733529
>>733527
Well, that wasn't the plan at first. After I got dishonorably discharged from the Marine Corps, I went into the mercenary business.
No.733530
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>>733528
Another dimension, which I don't know.
Maybe the nav computer knows. Might be able to fly us all back by following the path in reverse.
>>733529
Dishonorably, huh. I enrolled in the Merchant Marines out above Saturn.
No.733531
>>733530
I sort've snapped and beat up my commanding officer one day. Turns out that's frowned upon.
>sighs
That's life, I guess. I'm guessing your military experience wasn't that great either.
No.733532
>>733530
okay seen Science Cat do this once shouldn't be too hard
No.733533
>>733531
Wasn't bad. Just didn't get the information I was looking for out of it. GovSec blocked off records of my dad.
>shrugs
Matters of national security.
>>733532
The pink haired lady?
>
it's not hard to follow a line. Let's just hope this wormhole is only two-way.
No.733534
>>733533
yeah who knows where we'll end up next!
No.733535
>>733533
If working alongside SHIELD has taught me anything, "national security" usually translates to "cover-up."
No.733536
>>733534
Let's not jinx it.
>>733535
So I figured. They've been trying to kill me or crack into my head ever since.
No.733537
>>733536
then don't say that word! and here we gooooooo! seat belts everyone!
No.733538
>>733536
'Course they are. You said an alien artifact beamed info into your head. You know too much, in more ways than one.
No.733539
>>733537
>cue HYPERSPEED
This isn't Star Wars, this isn't Star Wars at all!
>>733538
It comes in fits and bursts but I think I know everything.
Everything.
No.733541
>>733539
Almost sounds like cosmic awareness. Except instead of just knowing about everything that could affect you... you have to know literally everything.
>low whistle
No wonder you're crazy.
No.733542
>>733540
Weird...
>>733541
I hate it. I really really hate it.
No.733543
>>733542
soooooo we didn't leave anyone behind did we?
No.733544
File: 1454011999562.png (357.5 KB, 529x665, 529:665, Every girl's crazy 'bout a….png)
>>733542
I would too. Even if it did come in handy every once in a while.
No.733545
>>733543
Nobody I'm aware of.
>>733544
It's like... needles and pins, in your head. All the time.
No.733546
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>>733545
eh I'm sure they don't matter anyways!
No.733547
File: 1454012270581.png (486.12 KB, 473x895, 473:895, Comic-book cops never do t….png)
>>733545
I... sort of know what you mean.
No.733548
>>733546
Guess so.
Why, you know who got left?
>>733547
Do you?
No.733549
>>733548
nope, if I did I'd laugh at them
No.733550
>>733548
Let's just say that god in my head I mentioned has done his fair share of poking around.
No.733551
File: 1454012869332.jpg (59.82 KB, 441x538, 441:538, 596e141cf1e1972666c02a5c6f….jpg)
>>733549
I don't know what I expected.
>>733550
Gods really are just aliens when you think about it.
No.733552
>>733551
>Is this the part where I say "Take me to your leader?"
>No. No it isn't.
What do you mean?
No.733553
>>733552
Religion and I have a bad history, so bear with me.
A god made this earth, right. Clearly an entity from space, another world. What do we call those? Aliens. Xenoforms, whatever.
Unless they were born from the same Earth we're standing on, they're aliens.
Hell, even being from a different country counts.
No.733554
>>733553
That... actually makes a lot of sense.
>So by his logic, that would mean you're banging an alien, a cat, AND a ghost.
>Would you fuck off?!
>Nope. I used up my vacation days after the last time you kicked me out.
No.733555
>>733554
It should. All of it's just a rationalization anyways.
No.733556
File: 1454014013873.jpg (239.27 KB, 727x1008, 727:1008, Fighting crime in a tuxedo.jpg)
>>733555
To be fair, I'm not exactly used to thinking rationally.
No.733557
>>733556
Different strokes for different mental patients.
No.733558
>>733557
Yeah. Too bad "getting help" never really worked for me.
No.733559
>>733558
Didn't work for me either.
No.733560
File: 1454014738001.jpg (447.11 KB, 667x987, 667:987, Does this look like a man ….jpg)
>>733559
>shrugs
Not like it matters. You find another way to deal with it eventually.
No.733562
>>733561
Yeah? How're you staying sane?
No.733563
File: 1454015089350.jpg (122.12 KB, 733x1089, 733:1089, isaac_clarke_by_sarumanka-….jpg)
>>733562
Focus on work. Akashi and occasionally Raleigh help just by being around.
Being alone with my mind is a nightmare I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy.
No.733564
>>733563
>nods
I've had to surround myself with the right people too. Burned all my old bridges, so I had to make new ones.
No.733565
>>733564
That's all we really need.
No.733566
>>733565
True enough. It's the easiest way to keep us from going off the deep end.
>Well, the easiest way that doesn't lead to addiction, anyway. Remember when you liked to drink?
>Yeah. You possessing a fucking tequila worm killed that habit real fast.
>Good times. Goood tiiimes.
No.733567
>>733566
I should get back. Akashi's bound to want some help.
>off he goes
No.733568
File: 1454016943579.jpg (351.75 KB, 1120x1600, 7:10, tumblr_o0lq28yIm21raosbso1….jpg)
>grumbling Guts noises
Damn it all...
No.733569
>>733567
>nod
Here's hoping things go well for you.
>>733568
Something wrong?
No.733570
File: 1454017188837.png (187.4 KB, 540x514, 270:257, tumblr_o1ji7pPaEK1rljy4lo1….png)
>>733569
>rrrr
Mordred's being stupid. Like Caska.
No.733571
>>733570
Mordred? She still having family issues?
No.733572
File: 1454017448708.jpg (188.4 KB, 500x714, 250:357, tumblr_nik0izqCsC1svrrjho2….jpg)
>>733571
Something about her dad.
She talks like he's Griffith.
No.733573
File: 1454017819071.png (898.38 KB, 760x773, 760:773, Codenames are gangster as ….png)
>>733572
They have a pretty bad history, from what I understand. Maybe she's thinking that her dad's holding her back somehow.
No.733574
File: 1454018026859.png (521.62 KB, 500x663, 500:663, tumblr_o17si1N1gB1sxiqsao1….png)
>>733573
>
He's not much of a dad, I guess.
>shrug
Wouldn't know anything about that.
No.733575
>>733574
That's just my guess. I had the same issue with my dad growing up.
No.733576
>>733575
>dad
>uhhhh
>Gambino
>got me raped, tried to kill me
I didn't have one.
No.733577
>>733576
>slow blink
Uh-huh...
>
I doubt Mordred's just gonna tell you what's wrong. She seems like the kind of person who hates to ask for help. You're gonna have to be careful if you want to fix this.
No.733578
File: 1454019141682.jpg (187.57 KB, 850x691, 850:691, sample-3d6b5d4815df88760ad….jpg)
>>733577
She doesn't ever shut up but nothing she says has meaning.
It's just loud for the sake of bein' loud. Like she's got somethin' to prove.
No.733579
>>733578
Maybe she does. I've got no clue what that would be, though.
No.733580
File: 1454019536478.png (151.28 KB, 540x538, 270:269, tumblr_o1ji4dY7EC1rljy4lo1….png)
>>733579
Guess I'll fight with'er. She talks more when swords clash.
>
Why do you wear a bag on your head, it's not very protective.
No.733581
>>733580
Only purpose it serves is to hide my face. I wasn't too concerned about protection.
No.733582
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No.733583
>>733582
If people don't know what I look like, it's harder for them to track me down.
No.733584
>>733583
>
Don't you kill people, what kinda dead guy tracks someone down.
No.733585
File: 1454020432302.jpg (154.31 KB, 676x922, 338:461, Moonman, Moonman, can't yo….jpg)
>>733584
People come after me after I kill someone else. It's a revenge type of thing. Plus, not all of 'em stay dead.
No.733586
>>733585
Sounds dumb, but I guess times changed.
No.733587
File: 1454021043318.png (1.49 MB, 896x1337, 128:191, Khonshu hung him from the ….png)
>>733586
Maybe they have. People didn't start running around in silly costumes overnight, after all.
No.733588
File: 1454021333378.jpg (616.54 KB, 1280x1467, 1280:1467, tumblr_nuhgy2P08Q1rljy4lo1….jpg)
>>733587
It just looks dumb. Like a circus.
No.733589
>>733588
Well, Hawkeye's first costume literally came from a circus, so you're not far off.
No.733590
File: 1454021685160.jpg (339.74 KB, 722x794, 361:397, dec4c911b8aa99464c10c2e14f….jpg)
No.733591
>>733590
Blonde idiot with a bow and arrow? Wears a lot of purple?
No.733592
>>733591
>shrug
Don't know.
No.733593
>>733592
Huh... not like he's that important anyway.
No.733594
>>733593
Jeez... so now what.
No.733595
File: 1454022444183.jpg (208.19 KB, 925x863, 925:863, Implying they'd ever work ….jpg)
>>733594
No idea. Seems like everybody else cleared out.
No.733596
>>733595
Guess it's dinner time.
>
No.733597
>>733596
>
Is... is that a shark?
No.733598
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No.733599
>>733598
You're... eating an entire shark.
No.733600
File: 1454022994958.png (128.1 KB, 1280x1331, 1280:1331, smol hundred man slayer.png)
>>733599
Yeah. What about it.
No.733601
>>733600
Just making sure I haven't started seeing things again.
No.733602
File: 1454023257457.png (314.79 KB, 500x304, 125:76, tumblr_nipio5lulV1qmkuhfo2….png)
>>733601
People still eat raw fish, right.
No.733603
File: 1454023491050.png (636.17 KB, 554x624, 277:312, Moon Knight reacts to Legi….png)
>>733602
Sometimes, yeah. I've never seen someone try and eat something as big as a shark though.
No.733605
>>733604
Huh... I don't remember if I've ever actually had raw fish myself.
No.733606
>>733605
It's a big shark.
>he's offering a piece
No.733607
>>733606
For you.
>takes the piece
>pulls up his mask a little
>nom
...Huh. So that's what shark tastes like.
No.733608
File: 1454024164211.png (151.28 KB, 540x538, 270:269, tumblr_o1ji4dY7EC1rljy4lo1….png)
>>733607
>
But I'm bigger than it.
No.733609
>>733608
...Yeah, you are. Sorry, that's just turned into a weird reflex.
No.733611
File: 1454024506131.png (1.01 MB, 1378x667, 1378:667, NOPE, NOTHING UNUSUAL HERE.png)
>>733610
Coming here's changed me in some strange ways, Guts.
No.733612
File: 1454024615395.png (804.01 KB, 1280x1277, 1280:1277, tumblr_nrv7ifSq8n1r5ywk8o1….png)
>>733611
It changes everyone.
No.733613
File: 1454024742055.jpg (220.34 KB, 757x900, 757:900, Now where did that blood c….jpg)
>>733612
Yeah, but it's not like there's a pattern to it. Everyone reacts to this place differently, y'know?
No.733614
File: 1454024832216.png (252.62 KB, 500x237, 500:237, tumblr_nipio5lulV1qmkuhfo3….png)
>>733613
It made me kinda less angry.
No.733615
>>733614
Do you think that's a good thing?
No.733616
>>733615
>NO!
It could be worse.
I still have a job to do.
No.733618
>>733616
Taking down Griffith?
No.733619
File: 1454025474297.png (173.29 KB, 711x559, 711:559, UH OH LEVELS AT CRITICAL M….png)
No.733620
>>733617
Liiiittle to the left.
No.733621
>>733620
Thats not a very safe place to point thst
No.733622
>>733621
I know.
Little to the right now.
No.733623
File: 1454025993077.png (417.69 KB, 781x782, 781:782, I must become one with the….png)
>>733619
>j e e z
You'll pull it off someday. Just gotta find him.
No.733625
>>733624
...You'll cut off his face?
>
Uh... I mean...
No.733626
File: 1454026374891.jpg (314.68 KB, 1280x666, 640:333, tumblr_o1dek6jDCZ1s420j1o1….jpg)
>>733625
I'm gonna cleave that asshole apart!
No.733627
>>733626
...That works too.
No.733628
>>733627
And that'll be that.
>Guts calm down
>from one extreme to the other
No.733629
>>733628
>this guy's even more bloodthirsty than me
>this is no bueno
>aaaaa
...Yeah. Then you can just relax.
No.733630
File: 1454026863028.png (299.71 KB, 500x373, 500:373, tumblr_o0q4fx4hi41uzb33oo1….png)
>>733629
No... I'm not satisfied with that. I'll find something.
No.733631
>>733622
>moves to the right
If you want to waste the bullet be my guest
No.733632
>>733630
Well, what else could you do?
No.733633
>>733631
Waste?
Not aimin' for you, Ghostie.
>B A N G
No.733635
>>733634
Maybe Mordred would have some ideas.
No.733636
>>733633
Oh...well....carry on Citizen Todd.
No.733637
File: 1454027347531.jpg (125.25 KB, 755x363, 755:363, tumblr_n8xckmYqoQ1rtuqolo1….jpg)
>>733635
Maybe. She's not too helpful outside fighting though.
No.733638
File: 1454027422327.jpg (200.39 KB, 1280x901, 1280:901, tumblr_nv1smj4cYa1rtr8qjo3….jpg)
>>733636
That's it? No zany retort or something about my mother?
Thank god you're semi-normal.
No.733639
>>733637
>shrugs
You'll know what you'll need to do sooner or later. After I got my revenge, I just... kept being Moon Knight. S'what felt right to me.
No.733640
>>733638
I've been off working on myself. Try to remind people that I was once a very popular superhero.
Also your mother has to have been an overly kind and wonderful person for you to have ended up so rebellious and cynical
No.733641
>>733640
You're joking, right? She sold me out to the clown to save her skin right after I met'er.
>
Stepmom was okay until she died of a heroin overdose, I guess.
No.733642
File: 1454028022677.jpg (187.57 KB, 850x691, 850:691, sample-3d6b5d4815df88760ad….jpg)
>>733639
Maybe I'll just do what I always do.
No.733643
>>733641
Well then fie on you. How about that?
No.733645
>>733642
Sometimes the simplest option's the best one to go with.
No.733646
>>733644
Well this day is just wasted
No.733648
>>733645
...It's too quiet, I don't like it.
No.733649
File: 1454029172520.png (682.84 KB, 670x468, 335:234, And then I have to reverse….png)
>>733648
It gets like that sometimes. All we can really do is wait things out.
No.733651
>>733650
Yeeep.
>insert elevator music here
No.733652
File: 1454029795172.png (25.23 KB, 177x179, 177:179, tumblr_o0359cmNzp1rljy4lo3….png)
>>733651
...
...
...
This sucks. Wanna fight?
No.733653
File: 1454029913392.png (816.08 KB, 620x671, 620:671, That feel when Moon Knight….png)
>>733652
...It'd be a pretty one-sided fight, don't you think?
No.733654
File: 1454030015519.png (336.8 KB, 904x297, 904:297, tumblr_o0ri2k6zos1rljy4lo2….png)
>>733653
I won't use my sword.
No.733655
>>733654
'Least you're willing to level the playing field.
>shrugs
Fuck it, let's give this a shot.
No.733656
File: 1454030882836.jpg (103.84 KB, 646x411, 646:411, tumblr_o19k3523ky1uaz3n9o1….jpg)
>>733655
>thud goes Dragonslayer
>fuck that shit's heavy
Come on then.
No.733657
>>733656
Now we're talking.
>and I give to you
>a boot to the head
No.733658
File: 1454031303294.jpg (140.14 KB, 700x291, 700:291, tumblr_nia6jrXEsQ1rtuqolo1….jpg)
>>733657
>BARK BARK BARK
>he'd biting Moonman's heel
>got yo leg nig
>usable arm gripping just behind the knee
>that's a pankration hold
No.733659
File: 1454031544933.png (588.12 KB, 520x777, 520:777, That's not how you facepal….png)
>>733658
>FUCK
>struggling status: MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE
No.733660
>>733659
>
>Moonman in place of swood
>Guts
>Guts
Come on, escape!
No.733661
File: 1454032299305.jpg (171.98 KB, 597x949, 597:949, And I'll look down and whi….jpg)
>>733660
>man it's a good thing I barely feel any of this
>I mean I'm still getting fucked the fuck up but still
Working... on... it.
>trying to flip himself behind Guts
No.733662
File: 1454032459422.png (299.71 KB, 500x373, 500:373, tumblr_o0q4fx4hi41uzb33oo1….png)
>>733661
>slip
>gg Moonman
Gah.
>whirling around
No.733663
>>733662
>
>quickly hops back up to his feet
>deep breath
Guess you don't rely on that sword as much as I thought.
No.733664
>>733663
In a fight, you use all of your body!
>
No.733665
>>733664
>I feel like I'm supposed to say something here... oh yeah! DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODGE!
>ducks the punch
>and we're going for another kick, folks
No.733667
>>733665
>get that foot grabbed in probably the freakiest way possible
>in between two halves of one hand
>thanks 'zerk armor
>other fist cocked back
Dodge this too!
>>733666
>WHY IS EVERYONE SO SMAAAAAAALLLLLL
No.733668
File: 1454033673273.png (836.15 KB, 726x918, 121:153, Moon Knight used Take Down….png)
>>733666
>careful Neo
>you don't want to break the first rule of Fight Club
>>733667
>you call that freaky?
>m8 I literally got turned into a demon once get that weak shit out of here
>catches his fist
Done.
>annnd headbutt
>concussions for everyone!
No.733669
File: 1454033794593.jpg (734.67 KB, 1000x1142, 500:571, https://56.media.tumblr.co….jpg)
>>733667
>no bully pls
>>733668
>but I haven't said anything yet
No.733670
>>733668
>that's nice, try an Eclipse one time
>demon rape orgy anyone?
Rrrr!
>they're headbutting at the same time
>the sound of bone plate clashing on bone plate must be nice
>>733669
>SMAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLL
>my girlfriend is small too
>this is a good thing
No.733671
>>733669
>but will you?
>snitches get stitches, y'know
>>733670
>music to my ears
>but not my cranium
>now take this elbow to the nose
No.733672
File: 1454034210781.jpg (201.87 KB, 512x906, 256:453, https://56.media.tumblr.co….jpg)
>>733671
>if I had a problem, I'd deal with it myself
>police officers are nuisances
>>733670
>I bet I'm at least taller than her
>r-right
>;_;
No.733673
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>>733671
>
>YOU ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD
>KIDNEY SHOT
>KIDNEY SHOT
>KIDNEY SHOT
>..
>GUT PUNCH
>>733672
>uuuuuhhhhh
>5'0''?
No.733674
>>733672
oh hey Neo, I'm driving this thing
No.733675
>>733673
>they're as annoying as they are useless
>why do you think there are so many heroes around?
>>733673
>I'm sorry I can't hear you over this absurdly high pain tolerance
>...okay I can kind of hear you ow my kidneys
>a-anyway I'm just gonna try and go for your temples
>punches go here
No.733676
File: 1454034782904.png (243.08 KB, 586x330, 293:165, https://56.media.tumblr.co….png)
>>733674
The entire building...?
>looks out the window
>well I'll be
>>733673
>DAMNIT
>DAMNIT DAMNIT DAMNIT
>>733675
>truer words have never been spoken
>good golly gumdrops you sure are a damage sponge
No.733677
>>733676
yeah the place we were at sucks, so I'm flying us home
No.733678
File: 1454034834791.png (173.29 KB, 711x559, 711:559, UH OH LEVELS AT CRITICAL M….png)
>>733675
>kreeng
>
>uh oh
>>733676
>excuse me while I activate my MENACING card
No.733679
>>733676
>you learn to love the pain eventually
>and by "love" I mean "subconciously accept as an everyday part of life"
>>733678
>UH
...So is it too early to say you've won, or?
No.733680
>>733679
Eh? It's over?
>
Did I go overboard, that happens when I get excited sometimes.
>
You're still in one piece, what's the problem.
No.733681
>>733677
You realize the place is on an autopilot course, right?
No.733682
>>733681
....you really could have told me that like hours ago
No.733683
>>733682
I should've, huh.
No.733684
>>733680
I probably wouldn't have been in one piece if you kept going. But other than that, there's no problem.
>dusting himself off
I'll be honest, I went into that expecting to lose.
>smile
Can't say I didn't try, though.
No.733685
File: 1454036140035.png (120.09 KB, 698x271, 698:271, tumblr_o0ri2k6zos1rljy4lo8….png)
>>733684
...It wasn't bad.
>
You don't try to dodge most of the time.
No.733686
>>733685
Not the first time I've been told that. It's a habit I'm trying to break, though. People get too worried when they see me hurt.
No.733688
File: 1454036476960.jpg (142.38 KB, 458x750, 229:375, tumblr_namjkmwCD71rtuqolo1….jpg)
>>733686
>heft bigswood
Pretend your life's on the line. Maybe if you lie to yourself enough, it'll stick.
No.733689
File: 1454036555549.jpg (70.39 KB, 500x677, 500:677, 500px-Cletus_Kasady_(Earth….jpg)
>>733687
yeah back to the swamp.....
>>733683
.....but we were on auto pilot this whole time!
No.733690
File: 1454036615000.png (245.03 KB, 675x996, 225:332, Does this look like the fa….png)
>>733688
That's pretty good advice, actually. Thanks, Guts.
No.733691
>>733689
Well, not the whole time. Someone set up the routine, probably "science cat".
I just turned it on.
No.733692
>>733691
well are we there yet?
No.733693
>>733692
Yeah. About 35 minutes ago.
No.733694
>>733693
.....a squid is now in New York, hope ya happy
No.733695
>>733694
Raleigh can handle it.
No.733696
File: 1454037056306.jpg (73.94 KB, 540x787, 540:787, 15e47bff0b4c77f25f85ef7c72….jpg)
No.733697
>>733696
All the more reason for me to give it a try.
>looks around
Seems like the place filled back up.
No.733699
>>733698
'Least we don't have to listen to crickets anymore.
No.733700
>>733699
It quieted down again.
No.733701
>>733700
>sighs
I had to go and say something.
No.733703
>>733700
I'm watching Carnosaur, what do ya want from me?
No.733705
>>733704
Uh... Guts? You alright?
No.733706
File: 1454038068116.png (181.24 KB, 415x409, 415:409, tumblr_o0qbtoC0lE1v4fpedo1….png)
>>733703
I'm not stopping you.
>>733705
I'm fine.
No.733707
>>733706
Just making sure. Crazy how people can show up here and disappear so fast.
No.733708
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No.733709
>>733708
I've gotta agree with you there. There's not much to do without other people around.
No.733711
File: 1454039223718.png (1.87 MB, 1280x1161, 1280:1161, it's really boring and pai….png)
>>733709
>drops down
>whittling a piece of wood with a knife
Not much else to do then.
No.733712
>>733710
>whoa now
>>733711
Makes you wonder why we all keep coming back.
No.733713
>>733712
You reek of Konshus madness
No.733714
>>733710
Uh.
>>733712
Mordred comes sometimes. I keep getting the Sabers confused.
No.733715
File: 1454039540679.png (298.1 KB, 540x671, 540:671, Moon Knight has a point, m….png)
>>733713
>See, now that's just hurtful.
...Yeah, I know.
>>733714
Can't blame you. They do look pretty similar.
No.733716
>>733715
>this is what I get for not paying attention
No.733717
File: 1454039791874.jpg (148.07 KB, 500x621, 500:621, tumblr_nhr1qkrBy01qlioezo1….jpg)
>>733715
They're all tiny with yellow hair.
>guh
I wonder where Mordred went. It's not as fun breaking things alone.
No.733718
>wait do you smell that?
>it smells like...baked goods
No.733719
>>733714
It's the wings isn't it?
>>733715
Poor bastard
No.733720
>>733717
Don't worry about it too much. If you can't find her, she'll find you.
>>733718
>'ello, 'ello
>what's all this then?
>>733719
You get used to it. Sort of.
No.733721
File: 1454040121373.png (187.4 KB, 540x514, 270:257, tumblr_o1ji7pPaEK1rljy4lo1….png)
>>733718
Food, huh.
>>733719
Making sure you're not one of them.
>
You're not trying to murder me so that's a start.
>>733720
Maybe.
>whittling done
>it's a Behelit
...
>MAD
>crushes the wooden effigy in his hand
No.733722
>>733720
Having just met you, I have to say that you are the most well adjusted of Konshus avatars I have met in all my lives
>>733721
I try not to murder people unless they try to murder me first
No.733723
>>733720
>>733721
>yes...it's pie
>Edenian pie
>not done yet, though
No.733724
>>733721
...Didn't like how that came out, huh.
>>733722
>He's right, you know. But don't expect a fuckin' gold star or anything.
So you're saying the others belonged in straitjackets?
>>733723
>pie
>yes
>yes this is good
No.733725
File: 1454040500102.png (521.62 KB, 500x663, 500:663, tumblr_o17si1N1gB1sxiqsao1….png)
>>733722
We'll be fine then.
>>733723
>ooooh
Huh...
>>733724
It was evil.
No.733726
>>733725
Hm?
Oh hello.
>>733724
>you bet
Moon Knight.
No.733727
>>733724
I'm saying the others were deservedly given the sweet freedom of the afterlife.
>>733725
Well. That's good then.
No.733728
File: 1454041081624.jpg (171.9 KB, 736x1059, 736:1059, Look at all these mushroom….jpg)
>>733725
So why'd you make it in the first place?
>>733726
Nice to see you again, Kitana.
>>733727
Yeah... I doubt that's gonna happen with me.
No.733729
File: 1454041174159.jpg (351.75 KB, 1120x1600, 7:10, tumblr_o0lq28yIm21raosbso1….jpg)
>>733726
>[uncomfortable]
...
>>733727
So what's with the wings.
>>733728
It just happened.
No.733730
>>733728
Likewise.
How are you?
>>733729
Are you alright?
No.733731
>>733728
The others proved difficult as well. However, when the proper magicks are applied.
>>733729
They let me fly.
No.733732
>>733729
Huh... if you say so.
>>733730
I'm fine. A little bored, but... fine.
>>733731
You make it sound like I want to die.
No.733733
>>733730
Tired.
>>733731
>this guy
Really.
>...
Gonna nap now. Don't touch me.
>conks out
No.733734
>>733732
You and me both.
Guess that's why I'm baking.
>>733733
Oh.
Well...alright then.
>People sure do like sleeping on the floor here.
No.733735
File: 1454041667034.jpg (76.36 KB, 1280x788, 320:197, tumblr_nb45tssFWW1sllbfso1….jpg)
Stupid automatic defense systems.
>yanking a harpoon out of his shoulder
>Isaac no
No.733736
>>733732
I'm sure you'd prefer to live. And since you seem to be still in possession of your facilities, then there is no reason to kill you.
>>733733
Wasn't planning to
No.733737
File: 1454041850525.jpg (323.09 KB, 750x938, 375:469, Moon Knight has a fucking ….jpg)
>>733734
I'll be honest, I wouldn't have expected you to like baking.
>>733736
Well, that, and you'd piss off a lot of people if you did.
No.733738
>>733737
I'm quite certain that they would just have to deal with it.
No.733739
>>733737
It's a tradition.
>>733735
Try not to yank too hard.
Trust me, I know what that's like.
No.733740
File: 1454042080274.jpg (86.25 KB, 787x1015, 787:1015, tumblr_n1h2ddkUha1sqc2iro1….jpg)
>>733739
It's-it's fine. I've had... worse.
No.733741
File: 1454042243939.png (876.63 KB, 484x1075, 484:1075, Leaving Iron Fist speechle….png)
>>733738
Yeah, and they'd deal with it by trying to put your head on a pike.
>shrugs
Not like it matters. You said yourself that we won't have problems.
>>733739
Huh. You learn something new every day.
No.733742
>>733740
If you say so.
>>733741
Yep.
Might as well keep the tradition alive after all. Edenian pies are very sought after for some reason or other.
Before he died, Shao Kahn's men could easily be tricked by them.
No.733743
>>733741
Exactly. Unless you're planning to commit mass murder.
No.733744
>>733742
>helmet retracts
You know what getting harpooned is like?
No.733745
>>733742
Tricked by pies? That sounds like something out of a cartoon.
>>733743
That's not really in the plan, no. I only go after the people who deserve it.
No.733746
>>733744
Stabbed, harpooned, things like that.
Not pleasant.
>>733745
They were often poisoned. You handed one to a guard and when they ate it they wouldn't be alive come the next morning.
>this was an actual side mission in MK Deception's Konquest mode
No.733747
>>733746
No. No it's not.
>applying med-gel to the stab
>good as new
Uh. I'm Isaac. CEC heavy-class engineer. You?
No.733748
>>733745
And yo aren't planning to do anything unsavory with a Baboon right?
No.733749
>>733746
>10/10
That makes more sense. Personally, I almost never bother with using poisons to kill someone.
>>733748
What?! No, of course not!
>sigh
Fucking hell, what kind of fucked up shit were the other Moon Knights into?
>Do you REALLY wanna know?
No.733750
>>733747
Kitana, former princess.
>>733749
>Konquest was weird
It can be seen as a bit cowardly, but I do like not getting battered every single day.
No.733751
File: 1454043260951.jpg (111.9 KB, 1200x383, 1200:383, savage_hawkman_by_kalel198….jpg)
>>733749
I ran into an avatar at Ebis. One of the sites of Khonsu's cults. He believed that since the Baboon was Khonsu's sacred animal, that preforming certain...."rituals" would cleanse him and increase his divinity.
No.733752
>>733750
Royalties still exist?
...Eh. I've heard weirder.
'Scuse me while I shut the ADS off.
>shuffles away
No.733753
File: 1454043519586.png (175.37 KB, 500x468, 125:117, tumblr_ngajhvq53q1qflp52o1….png)
No.733754
>>733750
Poisoning someone just... doesn't feel as rewarding to me.
>>733751
>Oh! That guy! Yeah, we... we don't talk about him.
You sure he wasn't just using that as an excuse to do weird shit?
No.733755
>>733752
It's a dying thing but yes.
>>733754
Too underhanded?
No.733756
File: 1454043613518.jpg (99.46 KB, 500x718, 250:359, tumblr_inline_ml96krjlMs1q….jpg)
>>733754
He had a harem. Also he was trying to murder my wife and I. So....ended that noise.
No.733757
>>733755
That's one way of putting it.
>>733756
Sheesh. With competition like that, it's no wonder I'm the most level-headed avatar you've met.
No.733758
>>733757
Sometimes you have to be underhanded to win.
Admittedly, it's not as flashy as doing it with weapons or your hands but...it's convenient.
No.733760
>>733755
Aren't you cold, barely wearing anything?
No.733761
>>733758
Yeah, but I only do underhanded things when it's absolutely necessary.
>>733759
See you later, I guess.
>What the fuck was that about?
>Try not to think about it too much. Just know that people back in the day had weirder fetishes than you.
No.733762
>>733760
I get asked that a lot.
The answer is always no.
>>733761
I try not to do it too often. Wouldn't want to be seen as fighting too dirty now.
No.733763
>It's been so long...No, it's only been a few days. But it's already becoming unbearable.
>At least I was able to find these nail clippers, I need an answer quickly.
>snipsnipsnip
>Ah...I don't have my log book. But it appears to be around .24 inches
>The cut is reminiscent of a '99 April.
>...This is good.
No.733764
>>733762
True, but it shouldn't affect your reputation if you don't get caught.
No.733766
File: 1454044540572.jpg (206.89 KB, 700x649, 700:649, deadpool_50_by_reillybrown.jpg)
>playing Cooking Mama
>has somehow hijacked a car and is holding a hostage
...now how in the hell did I even do that?
No.733767
>>733763
Don't get your hopes up, Yoshikage.
No.733768
>>733765
Pretty much.
>>733764
I'm good at not getting caught, but you've gotta mix it up sometimes.
>>733766
>what izzat
No.733769
>>733766
>What in the world.
>Is that man...holding someone up with a handheld video game device?
>>733767
>UH
Ex...cuse me?
No.733770
File: 1454044754233.gif (110.65 KB, 409x230, 409:230, tumblr_static_tumblr_stati….gif)
>>733768
>its a thing that does things
>>733769
>No...sorry...perhaps me sitting in my underwear is unclear
>I've broken the game
>Cooking Mama has had enough of these ungrateful children
No.733771
>>733769
Oh, whoops. Where are my manners.
You can call me "an old pal."
No.733772
>>733768
I can agree with that.
>looks outside
I should probably head home. I've got a few things that needs taking care of. Hopefully we'll talk later.
>TO THE MOON-COPTER
>AWAAAAAAAY!
No.733773
>>733770
Green letters in my mind...
>shakes his head
An enemy Stand?
>>733771
>!
>His face.
I'm sorry, I think you might be mistaken. I've never met you before in my life.
No.733774
>>733773
>
Old pal. It's okay to forget me, I haven't forgotten you.
No.733775
>>733770
>oh
>thanks that just clears it right up
>>733772
Riiiiight.
>ding!
The pie must be done.
No.733776
File: 1454045170325.png (367.31 KB, 807x379, 807:379, screen-shot-2015-08-03-at-….png)
>>733773
No...I'm seated.
Does David Bowie know you raid his wardrobe?
No.733777
File: 1454045251613.jpg (376.54 KB, 850x1149, 850:1149, sample-83372d12ff18fb42299….jpg)
>>733774
>man I just want a hand smdh
...You're the man in the suit?
>>733776
Again with that, who is this Bowie person.
No.733778
>>733775
Pie you say?
>>733777
....you don't know David Bowie?
>reaches into a pouch
>pulls out Best of Bowie 2 disc set
Educate yourself.
No.733779
File: 1454045429147.jpg (41.06 KB, 600x849, 200:283, Remember when Kitana wore ….jpg)
No.733780
File: 1454045495038.jpg (407.34 KB, 458x660, 229:330, c952570aee9dc45be1194883af….jpg)
>>733778
I'm...not from around here.
>uh
You keep CDs around with you all the time?
>looking through the little booklet in the front
These songs are absurd. Space Oddity?
No.733781
>>733779
You have my attention
>dammit there's a butterfly in here
>must...not...chase....
>>733780
Neither was Bowie man. Neither was Bowie.
>
LISTEN TO THE SONGS YOU HEATHEN!
No.733782
>>733777
Close, but no cigar.
I'll be watching you, Yoshikage Kira.
>gone
No.733783
>>733781
I take it you want a slice.
No.733784
File: 1454045745327.jpg (161.14 KB, 492x800, 123:200, 611298c50f7d6c58780365751f….jpg)
>>733781
>This person is insane.
But I don't have a music player-
>reaches into his back pocket
>Zune
Oh.
>>733782
...
>gulp
No.733785
File: 1454045862528.jpg (20.37 KB, 236x333, 236:333, 692dec6b43ca010ea23fcf297e….jpg)
>>733783
Well, I mean since you offered
>>733784
....is that a Zune? People still have Zunes?
No.733786
>Jekyll Jekyll Hyde Jekyll Hyde Hyde Jekyll.
Will you stop that?
>Nah.
Gah...
>vial of blue liquid gulped down
>Hey no fair-
No.733787
>>733785
It needs to cool down first.
No.733788
>>733785
Trust me, I didn't even know I had it.
>fiddling with buttons
>Mariah Carey album starts playing
I feel like I'm missing a joke here.
>>733786
>um
>>733787
>woman
>...also dressed like a slut
>also wearing gloves
>god damn it
No.733789
>>733788
>uh
>buttoning waistcoat to cover bloodstains
No.733790
>>733787
ooooh But the waiting is the worst part!
THIS PLACE IS A GODDAMN PRISON!
>>733788
Is the joke that you have a zune, or that you listne to a multiplatinum artist who's got a hell of a set of pipes on her?
No.733791
File: 1454046199341.jpg (148.63 KB, 1024x1095, 1024:1095, Look at those babies whirr….jpg)
>>733788
>rood
Well then...
>>733790
Shhhh, just wait.
No.733792
>>733789
>don't think I didn't see that u lil shit
...
>>733790
If only I knew.
You're a...strange man.
>>733791
>caught
>fug
No.733793
>>733792
It's impolite to stare, sir.
No.733794
>>733791
Fine, I'll just play some professor Layton while I wait.
>....
>.......
Somehow I just committed a hit and run...I don't think I can play games anymore...
>>733792
To put it lightly.
No.733795
>>733792
What're you looking at?
>>733794
I wouldn't even know how to play one of those things.
No.733796
File: 1454046682605.jpg (185.13 KB, 850x1263, 850:1263, sample-c4d8cbc8fce1c250d40….jpg)
>>733793
Who was staring? Mind your own business.
>This little shit, what's he up to.
>>733794
Ah.
You look like a man about town, so would you know where one might find a woman for uh-
>murdering and keeping her severed hand
"Purposes"?
>>733795
It's very hard not to.
No.733797
>>733796
You, clearly it was a mistake.
Your manners could use some work.
No.733798
File: 1454046869773.jpg (102.81 KB, 500x694, 250:347, tumblr_nr7o7xKj0E1teto02o1….jpg)
>>733795
They're pretty fun. I mean, its nice to see that people's idea of extreme violence is so tame.
>>733796
"Purposes?" That sounds sinister as hell. You aren't planning to murder a hooker are you? Cause they do have families you know.
No.733799
>>733796
I suppose you're not wrong.
>>733798
You're telling me.
No.733800
File: 1454047036729.png (742.68 KB, 659x991, 659:991, 50b824b0e26e7fe87ed265778f….png)
>>733797
>Upstart brat. Why do they always ask questions.
I don't think you know who you're talking to.
I'll let it go this once, but clinging to an accident isn't very becoming.
>>733798
Don't be stupid, hookers are too expen-
>blink
...I mean, no. Definitely not.
I'm er, lonely you see.
>>733799
>Damn it just take the gloves off
>I can't pretend to be a manicurist now either
Is that pie for anyone?
No.733801
>>733800
The very same statement could be said for you, Yoshikage Kira.
>haha Presence Concealment
No.733802
>>733801
>ok seriously am I wearing a nametag or something
...Right.
>Just leave me alone
No.733803
>>733800
One slice only.
But yes.
>look at that thing
No.733804
>>733802
Food for thought.
>where'd he go
>>733803
>oh there he is
Did you say pie?
No.733805
>>733803
>it's tiny
I almost feel bad taking a piece.
>knife get
>wait how
>and carve dat pie
Thank you, miss...?
>>733804
>!
>I need to get out of this damn swamp
No.733806
>>733804
Why yes, I did.
>>733805
>it's a small pie
It's not big, but this is a...practice pie.
And you can call me Kitana.
No.733807
File: 1454048025031.jpg (388.61 KB, 550x591, 550:591, e0ede813000c14ed6efd020426….jpg)
>>733806
>looking at her hands just a little too closely
>
Hm?
>pie get
It's a lovely pie, even if it's just practice, miss Kitana.
No.733808
>>733805
>:3c
>>733806
How interesting.
I'd love to take a piece but I should be going.
>
You'll want to stand thirty feet back. Someone is coming soon.
>spiritmode: yes
No.733809
>impact and earthquake in 5...4...
No.733810
>>733807
Thank you, it's been awhile since I've tried making one.
>Man he was...really close to my hands.
>>733808
Alright the--
>>733809
Whoa boy.
>steps back
>waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay back
No.733811
>>733809
>Something is...coming.
>[MENACING] out of discomfort
>>733810
...
...
>oh
>ahem
Yes, right.
>uh
>stepping back
No.733812
>>733810
>IMPACT
>mangled Enkidu
Haha... good shot, friend!
>
Friend?
>>733811
>:DDDDD?
No.733813
>>733811
So you like it, then?
>>733812
What happened?!
No.733814
>>733812
>what in the world
>like seriously this place sucks
...
>>733813
Oh yes, very much.
It was very smooth, and chocolatey...
>but what is he talking about
...You're not concerned that this, creature just crash landed here? What if it's dangerous?
No.733815
>>733813
Why do you sound worried?
>confused bird perches on Enk's head
>double the confusion
I was just playing with Gilgamesh.
>>733814
Rude!
No.733816
>>733814
He's a friend.
A friend of a friend too.
>>733815
...some form of play.
No.733817
File: 1454048829488.jpg (110.71 KB, 454x248, 227:124, tumblr_n5crx3auO41rr63lqo1….jpg)
>>733815
Stay where you are.
>Is that a bird.
>>733816
And you trust it to just...come in like a meteor?
No.733818
>>733816
I'm fine, really!
>[morphing noises]
See?
>>733817
Ruder!
No.733819
>>733817
Well I can't say I expected it.
>>733818
Oh right, clay.
No.733820
>>733818
>SUIT STANDS REEEEE
...
>>733819
How troublesome.
>I'll just set the bomb on her now, and collect when everyone is gone.
>[K I L L E R Q U E E N]
>naked pink ghost catman pokes Kitana's head
>it is now a bomb
No.733821
>>733819
Yes!
>reformed
>Enk's got da booty
You forgot?
>>733820
>now why is my Presence Detection going off
That's some nasty trick you're playing on my blue friend.
No.733822
File: 1454049233143.jpg (85.67 KB, 1024x361, 1024:361, Wait what's with the nun..….jpg)
>>733820
I don't see how.
>A BOMB
>>733821
Well yes, actuall--
Wait trick?
No.733823
File: 1454049266277.png (2.59 MB, 800x1122, 400:561, a8862be228ddf391d036559aa3….png)
>standing precariously on a stack of books
>on top of a ladder
>on top of a chair
>reaching into the cookie jar
I can't believe I still have these clothes, but they make this sort of thing easier...
>wobble
>UH
No.733824
>>733821
>when in doubt, play dumb
I'm sorry?
>wait is it a girl
>can I blow this one up too
>>733822
I don't suppose you would. It's nothing to worry about.
No.733825
File: 1454049359500.jpg (247.96 KB, 626x750, 313:375, dfdf723db88846dfd6b3a1d105….jpg)
>>733823
Steady on now.
>holding onto her
No.733826
>>733822
There's energy around your head.
>>733823
Saber!
>>733824
>fist cocked back
Fix it.
>
No.733827
>>733825
Watch where you're holding, this form is only temporary.
>I hope
>porcelain pig retrieved
>...
>quiet munching noises
>>733826
Hm?
>mouth full of Oreo
No.733828
File: 1454049707584.jpg (148.1 KB, 595x841, 595:841, ccb8d1d85b9e9000cd0927f83a….jpg)
>>733827
>!
>...
More of a reflex than anything. My apologies.
No.733829
File: 1454049778438.jpg (143.39 KB, 600x848, 75:106, c7c4a5926054ef510a2e008678….jpg)
>>733826
>hands up
Look, I'm sure I don't know what this is about...
>prepping Stray Cat
No.733830
>>733824
That's doubtful.
>>733826
I can't say I'm surprised...
No.733831
>>733827
In a mooooment!
>>733828
Hi, Archer!
>>733829
>
No.733832
File: 1454049998570.jpg (121.62 KB, 850x796, 425:398, sample-9d550f81bfbdbc64723….jpg)
>>733828
This is my "punishment for being an idiot".
If it makes my beloved happy, I'll shoulder this burden with all the composure befitting a knight.
>hands a cookie
Food is a clearer of thoughts. And delicious.
>>733831
>uh
But you...
No.733833
File: 1454050062619.png (228.27 KB, 500x405, 100:81, tumblr_nn2to84K8S1uq5q7xo1….png)
>>733830
Is it?
>>733831
>UH
>[STRAY CAT]
>BUBBLE BOMBS SAVE ME
>running awaaaaaay
No.733834
>>733830
I'll fix it in a jiffy. By making him fix it.
>>733832
Moooooment.
>
>>733833
>ZOOM
>PUNCH
>telescopic fist go
>ruptured by the air bubble bomb
Eh?
>entire arm gone
Huh...
No.733835
File: 1454050145795.png (106.71 KB, 531x709, 531:709, c85bf1d5106e5cde97e5d14fdf….png)
>>733831
Don't hurt that man too much.
>>733832
It's far more nostalgic than it should be, I'll admit.
No.733836
>>733833
Very.
>>733834
...wow.
What happened there?
No.733837
File: 1454050295254.jpg (317.28 KB, 567x800, 567:800, f78752c9b75df604a66b878e5a….jpg)
>>733834
Your arm...!
>trails off
>munch munch munch
>>733835
What do you think you're thinking about, Archer.
I still haven't decided whether or not to be hurt that you jumped at the chance to accompany me only now,
No.733838
>>733835
Eeeeeh?
>arm slowly regrowing
>it looks like a little sprout with leaves
>>733836
My arm went boom! And it wasn't even my doing this time.
>
I'll have to punish that man for his arrogance.
>like Gil
>>733837
>
It's fine.
No.733839
>>733838
Well that's great. I'm just going to hope my head doesn't explode like your arm did.
No.733840
>>733837
I'm no expert in family squabbles, as I'm sure you'd understand why. And of course I have my young Master to wrangle too.
>crunches on an apple
>>733838
Does that hurt at all?
No.733841
File: 1454050636602.jpg (164.27 KB, 734x979, 734:979, my name is Enkidu and I'm ….jpg)
>>733839
That would be bad.
>>733840
Should it?
>clay, son
>no sensation
No.733842
File: 1454050692590.jpg (136.15 KB, 850x679, 850:679, sample-1e251cd10630fe591ff….jpg)
>>733838
>
E-Enkidu.
>>733840
Rin...she's been treated so poorly while she was here.
I'll apologize to her on behalf of all those I can.
>nodnod
Are you going to finish that.
No.733843
>>733841
I'd just come back, if any of my friends are evidence, but it'd still hurt.
No.733844
>>733841
Can you actually feel pain?
>>733842
If she comes back.
>pulls out a second apple
She's been content to stay in Fuyuki lately.
>tosses it over
But that suits me just fine for now.
No.733845
>>733842
>
Saber?
>>733843
You're like us!
>>733844
I don't know. What does pain feel like?
Is it like crumbling away into nothing?
No.733847
File: 1454050967897.png (173.43 KB, 476x791, 68:113, e3fe731de33219c242320e33ff….png)
>>733844
And you, as her Servant have no inclination to follow her?
A tenuous hold on morality you might have, but I know you not abandon your Master.
>...
Most of the time.
>apple bonks her head
...Hm.
>bruise growing
>>733845
>oh
>o-oh
Enkidu...You look, um, very nice.
No.733848
File: 1454051314414.png (212.89 KB, 600x511, 600:511, tumblr_ly8u0vMBjz1r6vq6vo1….png)
>>733846
I like it! You and Jade are wonderful friends!
>>733847
Even Saber agrees! It must be true then!
>shifts back
>:DDDDD
No.733849
>>733845
Think of the suffering that goes along with crumbling away. Both physical and emotional.
>>733847
>catches the apple
>places it on the bump
I think she might be the one avoiding me, if I'll be honest. And the hints I'm getting aren't good.
>holds up a rolled up magazine
No.733850
>>733848
We've been friends for...a long time.
No.733851
>>733848
>
>internally
That's very good, Enkidu.
>patpat
>please don't make him show up not right now aaaa
>>733849
>ow ow ow ow
I don't know what you mean by that but if you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.
>hm
I don't think she appreciated the way I was acting towards her...I hope I haven't offended.
No.733852
File: 1454051615513.png (190.37 KB, 500x297, 500:297, tumblr_nndzklNyrq1r79ddfo1….png)
>>733849
It just feels like becoming less, and then going to sleep. And not waking up.
All the grief wasn't in any sensation, just the knowledge that I was going away from my friend and nothing could stop it.
>>733850
Yes, and we are friends as well!
>>733851
You're very nice to me when you're like this, Saber.
Did I wrong you?
No.733853
File: 1454051776928.jpg (41.06 KB, 600x849, 200:283, Remember when Kitana wore ….jpg)
>>733852
Yes we are. Feels god to be making them again.
No.733854
File: 1454051822876.png (182.45 KB, 563x900, 563:900, 12c73e440fe392e5b9f03d19ad….png)
>>733851
>teeballs the apple with the magazine
>straight into an open blender
Be glad you're not the worst offender at least.
>gets an apple shake going in the blender
>>733852
That's emotional pain for you.
No.733855
>>733852
Am I not nice to you otherwise?
>aaaaaaaaaa no
As Saber is my name, I will restore my reputation and honor by helping those in need.
...I need some flyers.
>>733854
Archer!
>jeez
If she's taken leave of you because of your own actions, I can very much see why at least! Shouldn't you be more concerne-
>oooooooo shake
No.733856
>>733853
I am glad to make another happy.
>>733854
I don't like it very much.
>sinewy vine fingers grown
>>733855
You and Gil fight too much when you're a man.
No.733857
>>733856
I'm not entirely satisfied, but...I think this'll do for now.
No.733858
File: 1454052304946.jpg (857.64 KB, 709x1159, 709:1159, 0aabdf467453522b788a026686….jpg)
>>733855
>unrolls the magazine
>it's the latest issue of Modern Bride
>pours out some shake
>>733856
Not many people do like pain. Those who do are... considered a little strange.
No.733859
File: 1454052455071.jpg (149.34 KB, 850x1202, 425:601, sample-8cd8ecefb1e4ceac322….jpg)
>>733856
But he-
>guh
No, a knight doesn't make excuses and still live a life worth living afterwards.
I will be civil to him while this form lasts, should he give me reason to.
>pouting: yes
>>733858
>...?
Is this what I think it is?
>holds her glass up
This isn't nearly enough to satiate a king. More, please.
No.733860
>>733857
What do you mean?
>>733858
Now I'll never need to feel that again: the gods are dead.
>>733859
I'll punish him for his arrogance if I have to.
No.733861
File: 1454052773092.png (290.73 KB, 731x837, 731:837, 5ec193b5df5503c1a5b47c72d7….png)
>>733859
>pours out the rest of the shake
Found it at my door.
>>733860
Do you not fear death?
No.733862
File: 1454052793305.jpg (107.95 KB, 707x1000, 707:1000, She never had green eyes ;….jpg)
>>733860
I once had a lover. He was then incinerated.
Admittedly, he became a megalomaniac, but...eh.
No.733863
File: 1454052844443.jpg (113.73 KB, 850x796, 425:398, sample-e3493318f697935d039….jpg)
>>733860
Punish him?
>
>Saber no
>>733861
A wedding, is it. How fortunate for you.
>?
>scratching at the mag cover
What's this...
>B rubs away
>Modern Pride
>Saber Lion everywhere
Oh my.
No.733864
>>733861
Killing me is no easy feat. It took the gods themselves to reduce me to earth.
>>733862
Are you asking for a lover?
>>733863
With a fight to shake the heavens and Earth!
No.733865
>>733864
Maybe, but I need to think about it first...
No.733866
>>733863
"Fortunate" is a relative term.
>what
>what
I don't remember that magazine ever looking like that.
>>733864
Even so, you're far too carefree than what I'm used to from people in general.
No.733867
>>733864
Shake...
>a shake to heaven earth and fight
>focus
>>733866
Archer, I...
No.733868
>>733865
I'm not sure if you or Jade could handle my strength. It's difficult to contain.
>>733866
I have nothing to fear, why worry?
Life is beautiful, Archer.
>growing a garland from his hair
>and puts it on Aacha
You just have to be brave and not hide behind a shell.
>wise, foolish clod of earth
>>733867
I like your lion thing!
No.733869
>>733867
Watch what you say, that form is only temporary.
>>733868
Are you trying to lecture me?
No.733870
>>733868
Even if I could, you're not my type no offense.
No.733871
File: 1454053534295.jpg (90.49 KB, 850x796, 425:398, sample-3c028aa115551da240c….jpg)
>>733868
>kicking out of the suit
It's absurd, a knight being forced to wear such a degrading thing for...
>uh
Some...reason.
>flowers
>so pretty
>>733869
That's my line.
>harumph
You sound disappointed. I apologize if I've provoked any uncomfortable feelings.
No.733872
>>733869
>
>>733870
Well of course I'm not, silly. Who would want something like me?
It's okay though. I only had one woman, and from then to eternity, only one will I ever have, that her worth will never change.
>>733871
Eh?
No.733873
>>733872
>Could've sworn he had a thing for Jade.
>Guess that makes her decision easier.
Well that's sweet.
No.733874
>>733871
The fault is hardly yours. Though I don't think I can put something like this off any longer.
>tucks the magazine away
>>733872
>eye roll
No.733875
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>>733872
Enkidu is such a romantic soul, surely your passion must rub off on that heinous gold oaf at least somewhat.
>wait maybe that's the point
>>733874
Marriage is a wonderful event that symbolizes the joining of two souls for eternity under the loving eye of God. Truly, how could it go wrong?
>...
>we never had a ceremony
>and maybe a little GUINEVEEEEEEEERE
No.733876
>>733873
>futile crush is futile
>even Enk realizes it
It's only fair.
>>733874
>
>plucks the headflower
>offering it
>>733875
Romantic? I'm Babylonian.
No.733877
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>>733876
I suppose so. I don't have that kind of patience.
No.733878
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>>733875
I believe she's leaving the planning nearly entirely up to me.
>>733876
>do I have to
>puts it on his head anyway
>scowling
No.733879
>>733876
Yes?
>>733878
>grabs his arm
Do not fail to impress her, it is your duty as her groom!
>uh
>shuffles off
No.733880
>>733877
You could be proactive.
>>733878
>and we're back to this
>roots clearly under Enk's skin
>"skin"
But I was giving it to you.
>>733879
I don't get it.
>
Oh, there she goes.
No.733882
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>>733879
You're not helping...
>>733880
It's not my fashion.
No.733883
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>>733881
Proactive.
>>733882
Passion...
No.733884
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>>733883
I suppose that's an option. Again, I'll need to make sure I don't make the mistakes of last time.
No.733885
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>>733883
>...
>facepalm
No.
>spiritmodes out
No.733886
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>>733884
What happened last time?
>>733885
Oh... do I drive all my friends away?
No.733887
>>733886
Right, well...Liu Kang was my previous lover. Fell in love with him because he decided to spare me. We died. Became evil, tried to conquer the world and then...he was killed. Jade stopped the same from happening to me.
Also he was a mortal, so he had an average lifespan. That wouldn't have gone well. Maybe I shouldn't be so...sudden.
No.733888
>>733887
Falling for a human is hard.
My Shamhat was one.
No.733889
>>733888
Not a mistake I'm going to make again, I tell you that.
Maybe someone more levelheaded and relaxed too. Despite being a Shaolin Monk, Liu got hotheaded near the end.
No.733890
>>733889
I think I know some people like that.
No.733891
>>733890
And they aren't mortals either...
Interesting.
No.733892
>>733891
I know a lot of not-mortals.
No.733893
>>733892
I'll have to meet some more of your friends, then.
No.733894
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>>733893
I'll introduce you sometime!
No.733896
>>733895
It will be.
What's your type of person?
No.733897
>>733896
Someone who can fight, but that doesn't mean they would really want to. Maybe relaxed and calm? I can get a bit brash sometimes, especially recently.
No.733898
>>733897
Huh... I will ask around.
No.733899
>>733898
I could go on...but I'll spare you from hearing all of that.
No.733900
>>733899
I'm a little sleepy.
>just kinda
>flops onto her
>Enk please
No.733901
>>733900
Maybe you should head to beeeee-- alright then.
No.733902
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>>733901
>at least Enk only weighs a few pounds
>being made of clay has benefits
No.733903
>>733902
>just kinda...plops him onto the couch
Well there we go.