No.734330
>meanwhile, in Thunderdome The Superbowl where are we again?
No.734331
>looking in a mirror
Slight wrinkles around the eyes... huh. Stress is getting to me.
No.734332
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>>734331
>also looking into it, wiping off dirt smudges on his cheeks
Crow's feet aren't so bad. Just means you smile a lot.
>...
Or maybe in your case, squint a lot.
No.734333
>>734332
>squint
I didn't say it was bad. Just inevitable.
Still haven't figured out your weird resurrective ability. Tests are inconclusive.
No.734334
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>>734333
>bats his lashes
Well gosh, I didn't know you were so eager to learn about me.
...wait, how do you remember me dying?
No.734335
>>734334
Recorded footage. Turns out whatever soft-resets memories doesn't affect machines.
No.734336
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>>734335
...huh, hadn't thought about that.
>looks up at the security camera in the corner
>flips it off
My parents were part of some cult while I was in utero. But aside from that, I've got nothing.
No.734337
>opining fire into the woods
No.734338
>>734336
Cult, huh... I can probably figure it out. Occult stuff's my side business.
>>734337
There he goes again.
No.734339
File: 1454182620127.jpg (70.39 KB, 500x677, 500:677, 500px-Cletus_Kasady_(Earth….jpg)
>>734338
it's called making America strong!
No.734340
>>734337
>please don't hit me please don't hit me please
>>734338
Yup. Cthulhu worshippers or something. Idiots only went for the free drinks...but hey, I'm all ears if you ever solve the code.
No.734341
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>>734340
oh hey it's.......you?
No.734342
>>734339
'Kay.
>>734340
Doubt it was C'thulu. Nyarlathotep maybe.
No.734344
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>>734341
Feels like I'm really at home. Kenny, dude.
>>734342
I dunno, those goth kids were pretty specific...
>oh wow what's happening
No.734345
>>734344
Those Goth kids are stupid. A Great Old One is a mindless entity, it wouldn't bestow anything on its cults but insanity and mutation into shoggoths.
>>734343
Oh boy.
No.734346
>>734344
so hows Clem doing Kenny?
No.734347
>>734344
>>734345
Now what's all this talk about that sleepy old squid, huh?
No.734348
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>>734345
And people still worship them willingly? Jesus, people are straight up whacked.
>>734346
...I don't know a Clem. Is she hot? She sounds hot.
>>734347
Thought maybe it had something to do with my endless bank of 1-Ups.
No.734349
>>734348
she's like 13 or something
No.734350
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>>734347
So this kid's quasi-immortal. Sounds like your kind of sick game.
What's the big idea?
>>734348
People are stupid.
No.734351
>>734348
Oh, the redneck kid.
How's it feel?
>>734350
I had to, it was too good to pass up.
No.734352
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>>734349
And I'm eleven. Or I guess twelve tomorrow. Speaking of, is this place open overnight? Not looking forward to birthday bruises.
>>734351
Painful. Depressing, too. But I guess that was the goal, so...mission accomplished, dude.
>muffled sigh
No.734353
>>734351
>
>>734352
Well... we found out.
No.734354
>>734352
hehehehhahahahahHAAAAAAAAHAHAAHHAHAHAAAA!!!
No.734355
>>734352
Pitiful. You know how valuable resurrection is when nobody remembers you come back?
Bah. It's wasted on you.
>>734353
Did you just... slap me? The nerve of you, woman.
I value brashness, so I'll let it slide this time.
>gone
No.734356
File: 1454185277881.png (251.31 KB, 1000x1016, 125:127, tumblr_nxkv7rCZp11twu92po1….png)
>>734354
...heh. Heh. Funny...
>don't cry Kenny
>save that for your diary
>I mean journal, guys don't have diaries
>>734355
Well I mean I do, but then Superman told me I was wrong.
>I never asked for this
>>734353
Someone get the confetti, we've got a conclusion.
>bites his lip
Could be worse, I guess.
No.734357
>>734356
you gonna get wrecked kid
No.734358
>>734356
It is what it is.
Oh well. Not why I keep you around.
No.734359
File: 1454185896065.png (1.09 MB, 1280x1691, 1280:1691, tumblr_nzo2j0eEhP1s2qou5o1….png)
>>734357
Yeah, I know. Best gift ever, am I right?
>Dear Diary, I face two equally terrifying choices; being beaten by hillbilly and being beaten by a hillbilly with an alien attached to him
>For once, Stuart McCormick is a desirable option
>Please kill me, Dear Diary
>>734358
Nah, obviously you keep me around for my dimples.
>squishes his cheeks
Anything else that needs doing, boss?
No.734360
>>734359
Right now, no. It's a day off.
No.734361
>>734359
no the best gift was when I got my kid a car
No.734362
File: 1454186444995.jpg (335.85 KB, 897x1280, 897:1280, tumblr_nw42ppqMqj1u5kc39o1….jpg)
>>734360
Hey, fuckin' sweet. I'm loving this job already.
>cracks open a Playboy
>let's see Ms. Centerfold
>>734361
You got Maddy a car? But she's a horrible driver
No.734363
>>734362
and yet she drives better then Juri.....
No.734364
>>734362
>so that's what the kid does with his time
>what a waste indeed
>cracks her laptop open
>Log 345, the boy's supposed immortality was solved. Nothing too flashy. Will continue testing its limits.
No.734365
>>734363
Man, Asians really are terrible drivers. Not like us Americans.
>looks out the window to the flaming wreckage of a pickup truck
...most of us.
>>734364
>the female form is never a waste of time
>'cept when they're fat
>reads on, oblivious to the logging
No.734366
>>734365
I know right! unlike us red blooded MERKENS!
No.734367
>>734365
Is that really all you do, you're not even pubescent.
No.734368
File: 1454188653407.png (251.31 KB, 1000x1016, 125:127, tumblr_nxkv7rCZp11twu92po1….png)
>>734366
The star spangled banner can't be denied.
>>734367
I am too pubescent. I have dozens of armpit hairs!
>...
There's not much else to do without money, alright
No.734369
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>>734368
god damn right! so ya still Moon Man's side kick or something?
No.734370
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>>734369
...nah. I'm not putting on the tights anymore. Not dying only has so many perks in battle.
>scowls
Fuck it. From what I've seen of the superhero crowd, it's not something I'd want to be a part of anyway.
No.734371
>>734368
Whatever. Have some common sense and keep it in your pants, not about to land on the sex offender list because of you.
No.734373
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>>734371
>wasn't even hitting on her and I got rejected
>lazily gives a thumbs up
Roger that, miss boss lady. I gotta get going anyway.
>stuffs his nudie mag in his parka pocket and trundles out the door
No.734374
File: 1454191309341.jpg (114.5 KB, 500x613, 500:613, 9113454e611d557238805891e3….jpg)
Huh. Cleared out.
I can deal with that, I guess.
No.734375
Well, that's that.
>
Where is everyone.
No.734376
>>734375
I don't know how to tell you this, so I wrote it on this cue card
>holds up card
>They're All Dead
No.734378
>>734377
Right? They were all jerks anyways.
One guy was always out to get me. Always. Pretended to be different people, by I know it was all the same bro
No.734380
>>734378
Schizophrenia, huh.
>>734379
And a little girl. Well, I guess it beats being alone in a dump.
No.734381
>>734380
>why they always gotta go for the "little girl" comment ;-;
Openers like that might be why this dump is empty.
>winks
Nice to meet you, too~
No.734382
>>734380
I might have just been crazy. I didn't tell anyone but I was real sick. Had a tumor the size of a mango. It was totally Lame
No.734383
>>734381
If that's all it takes then call me a superhero.
>>734382
How are you even alive.
No.734385
>>734383
The doctors banned the cancer from me. Now my only problem is breaking free from the chains of my old reputation
No.734386
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>>734383
You'll excuse me if I say a cape might not be in your style~
No.734387
>>734385
So who even are you, I don't pay much attention to weirdos in full body condoms.
>>734386
Neither's that lacy bra you've got on to accentuate your bust despite your height deficiency.
No.734388
>>734387
I'm Space Ghost. I...used to be on TV.
No.734389
>>734387
>grins
You're brutal. Can't say I don't respect that.
No.734390
>>734388
Kanno. I don't watch TV.
>>734389
>Kanno's only 5'4'' too
Truth's truth.
Preying on insecurities is bitch-fu 101, y'know.
No.734391
>>734390
>4'10"
>s u f f e r i n g
Oh, I know. No point in showing someone up without getting a few tears in the process~
No.734393
>>734390
I too have moved away from TV. Streaming seems to be where its at. Netflix and Chill I heard a youngster say
No.734394
>>734391
Tears, huh.
>>734393
Don't know what Chill is but Netflix is alright.
No.734395
>>734394
tears empower criminals
No.734396
>>734392
Hm?
>
Oh, uh... Isaac, right?
No.734397
>>734396
>uh
>trying to wipe blood off of the RIG
That's me.
Looking for something?
No.734398
>>734393
That's sex
>>734394
Mhmm. The stupid ones especially.
>flicks open her wallet
>a picture of Yang blubbering and bloody is in the center pocket
Good times...
No.734399
>>734394
I think Chill is a totally platonic hangout
No.734400
>>734395
I figured. Dull and uninspired.
>>734398
Lucky for me I'm a genius then.
>Kanno status: unimpressed
>apathy's a strong drug
>>734399
That sounds dumb.
No.734401
>>734397
>Should I ask?
>...Maybe not. He might have another breakdown if I try to bring it up.
Nope. Just needed somewhere quiet enough to think, s'all. What about you?
No.734402
>>734400
now I'm going to eat this American fast food
No.734403
File: 1454205842888.jpg (114.5 KB, 500x613, 500:613, 9113454e611d557238805891e3….jpg)
>>734401
The same.
>he's getting his nerve back
>the time to pussy out is over
No.734404
>>734400
I'm pretty sure all teens are dumb. Don't climb into Zoraks space ship. Simple right? Apparently not.
Teen sidekicks are the worst
No.734405
>>734402
All you, Red. It stopped being disgusting the second time.
>>734404
Wouldn't know, not a hero or whatever.
No.734406
>>734402
>vomit-tan.jpg
How.
No.734407
>>734403
Huh. Guess I jumped to conclusions a little after hearing that you don't like to leave the hangar.
>>734404
>I was a teen sidekick once
>I'm going to sit here and feel mildly offended
No.734408
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>>734407
I don't. It's just not a good place to stop and think.
No.734409
>>734406
vary carefully!
>>734405
ain't you just a blank slate of no fun?
No.734410
>>734405
Well now you know.
>>734407
>yeah and how many original arms do you have?
No.734411
>>734409
Overuse the same gag, it loses its effect.
You'd think a psychotic redneck in an alien parasite would understand that. Doesn't it get boring doing the same thing over and over?
>>734410
That I do.
No.734412
>>734409
I'm sticking to my ice cream.
>takes a scoop from her Ben and Jerry's bucket
>om
You'll end up destroying the bathroom again, you know.
No.734413
>>734408
Wouldn't expect it to be.
>shrugs
I'd visit the place more often, but whenever I'm there, Akashi won't stop staring at my arm. Not that that's a huge problem, it's just... kinda unnerving.
>>734410
>o-one
>but what does that have to do with anything?
No.734414
>>734411
said the person who's a major bore with nothing really interesting about them? tell ya what, here's my game...I do whatever I want, do I give a crap if you or anyone finds it boring or dumb? no, not really, it's what I do not you
>>734412
and that's the fate I've choose
No.734415
>>734414
All I hear is bitching and moaning because you didn't get a shocked response from your overdone gag.
Which really has been your repertoire for some time now.
Do cry some more, it is pretty empowering.
No.734416
>>734413
She did the same with Gipsy and my RIG for a while.
No.734417
>>734411
And know is a mere fraction of the battle.
>>734413
>Cap said drop off Bucky
>you didn't drop off
No.734418
>>734415
tears empower criminals
No.734419
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>>734414
Fire in the hole, then.
>...
>eww
No.734420
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>>734416
Huh... maybe I should just let 'er take a look at it sometime, see if that solves the problem.
>>734417
>I wanted to
>but I got stuck
No.734421
>>734419
hehe see it's fun for me at least
No.734422
>>734420
>still
>thats some pretty bad sidekicking
No.734423
>>734420
She'll take it apart. Or try to.
>points to his back
Fused to my spine. Only reason it's in one piece.
No.734424
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>>734422
>maybe, but it's not like I tried to kill Cap when I came b-
>oh
>right
>>734423
Jeez. Thanks for letting me know before I made a mistake.
No.734425
File: 1454207855686.jpg (163.89 KB, 483x712, 483:712, tumblr_nk1qcrFI461rfqngco2….jpg)
>>734424
>it wasn't you Buck
>it was the bad guys using you
>twisting you
No.734426
>>734424
Couldn't in good conscience just let someone walk into the chop shop, eh?
No.734427
>>734425
>then why do I still remember doing everything?!
>AAAAAAAAA
>>734426
Yeah. Don't get me wrong, I want to help out as much as I can, but not if it means losing a limb.
No.734428
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>>734427
>because Cosmic Cubes are just the worst
No.734429
>>734427
We get it.
Right now we're just butchering the remains of the Abyssals, turns out the metal parts are bauxite. We can use that to repair the shipgirls or upgrade them.
They yield other resources too.
No.734430
>>734428
>so we're blaming the Cube?
>I can live with that
>>734429
Anything noteworthy? You make it sound like we're not going to waste a whole lot of what we find.
No.734431
>>734430
Their power cores are different: biomechanical.
It's a lot of nerdspeak, but theoretically if we get one working properly, we can outfit some of the girls with a situationally advantageous power source.
No.734432
>>734430
>the cube and commies
>better dead than red Buck
No.734433
>>734431
>oh thank god we're skipping the technobabble
That definitely sounds interesting. I'm sure somebody will figure out a way to make 'em work soon.
>>734432
>as someone who's technically been both dead and red I can safely say you're right
No.734434
>>734433
>Isaac hates wasting breath
Akashi and I are workin' on it.
No.734435
>>734433
>only other person from the red room I trust is Natasha.
No.734436
File: 1454210067492.png (802.33 KB, 586x911, 586:911, This is a sneaking mission.png)
>>734434
>and Bucky hates when he doesn't understand things
Guess I'll just leave that to you two then. I'm used to more... old-fashioned kind of jobs.
No.734437
>>734436
We all got our own jobs. I'm an engineer, you're a soldier.
No.734438
>>734435
>that makes sense
>I helped train Natasha while I was under all the commie brainwashing
>that was a fun time
>everything else kinda sucked, but that was a fun time
>>734437
>nods
I know. I'm just the kind of person who tries to go above and beyond, know what I mean?
No.734439
>>734438
I get it. I definitely did the same before I came back to Earth.
No.734440
File: 1454210954024.jpg (43.56 KB, 505x858, 505:858, Bucky is too cool for trig….jpg)
>>734439
Being out in space must've been a hell of a ride.
No.734441
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>>734440
>Aegis VII
>Titan Station
>Tau Volantis
>fucking necromorphs
...Yeah. You could say that.
No.734442
>>734441
...Sounds like I brought up some bad memories. Sorry about that.
No.734443
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>>734442
>folds the helmet back
You didn't know.
No.734444
>>734443
Excuses don't make it any better.
No.734445
>>734444
They are what they are.
No.734446
>>734438
>the only fun part better have been the canoodling
No.734447
>>734445
Yeah, but that doesn't mean I shouldn't feel bad about it. Believe me, I know what it's like to be stuck with memories you want to forget.
>>734446
>well I wasn't gonna say it outright, but yes
No.734448
>>734447
It's in the past. Let it go.
No.734449
File: 1454212390626.png (251.55 KB, 500x889, 500:889, tumblr_mshbeuVS2t1rih3olo1….png)
>>734447
>Hey I thought you and Natasha made a great couple
>sound of gunfire over the commlink
No.734450
File: 1454212522253.png (779.77 KB, 634x894, 317:447, Time to assassinate people….png)
>>734448
Are you sure that's the best way to deal with it?
>>734449
>I thought so too, but then we decided we work better alone
>...You alright over there?
No.734452
>>734450
>thats what always got in the way of Sharon and I
>it's an A.I.M splinter cell, if I can't handle them then I'll hang my sheild up for good
No.734453
File: 1454212832035.jpg (65.33 KB, 600x707, 600:707, Just a soldier like all th….jpg)
>>734451
...Alright. I'm not going to tell you how to handle your problems.
>>734452
>A.I.M.'s almost as big of a pain in the neck as HYDRA
>almost
No.734454
>>734453
I get that a little too much from other people.
Not everyone wants to bring up their tragic pasts every three minutes. Some things just deserve to stay buried.
No.734455
>>734454
Talking about your problems is what helps you get through them, supposedly. But I try not to talk about the Winter Soldier days unless people ask.
No.734456
File: 1454214058105.jpg (472.98 KB, 622x820, 311:410, isaac_clarke_by_lunaticsta….jpg)
>>734455
And I don't wanna talk about what happened any more than I already have.
Ask the others or something, I'm done wallowing in the past. Bad enough she won't go away.
No.734457
File: 1454214261881.jpg (203.82 KB, 600x817, 600:817, And the stains coming from….jpg)
>>734456
Alright, alright, I'll stop pushing you. You've probably got everything figured out, anyway.
No.734458
File: 1454214499735.jpg (152.11 KB, 800x1009, 800:1009, isaac_clarke_by_aznkyuubi-….jpg)
>>734457
Everybody's different.
No.734459
File: 1454214778684.png (235.84 KB, 430x633, 430:633, Raindrops keep fallin' on ….png)
>>734458
>smile
Well, yeah. Nothing fun would happen if we were all the same.
No.734460
>>734459
I guess. I just wanna work.
No.734461
File: 1454215200665.png (204.65 KB, 697x657, 697:657, Don't worry, I know what I….png)
>>734460
Aw, c'mon. You really just wanna stay in the hangar 24/7?
No.734462
>>734461
Nobody else wants to do the dismantling of the enemy forces.
>read: dismemberment
Someone has to.
No.734463
>>734462
I'm not saying you have to stop doing your job. Just that you should take a break every once in a while.
No.734464
>>734463
I'm not so good with free time.
No.734465
File: 1454215853705.jpg (119.66 KB, 609x827, 609:827, They call him the Winter S….jpg)
>>734464
What do you mean?
No.734466
File: 1454215905589.jpg (44.71 KB, 315x436, 315:436, a09fd81d83d49ba5ef23f5bb84….jpg)
>>734465
It just feels like a waste.
>
I like to keep busy.
No.734467
File: 1454216034349.png (594.83 KB, 1024x1185, 1024:1185, Get the shotguns, boys.png)
>>734466
Suit yourself.
>looks around
Seems like everyone else managed to drop off the face of the planet.
No.734468
>>734467
They did, yeah.
>
Who else was even here?
No.734469
>>734468
...I'll be honest, I wasn't paying that much attention.
No.734470
>>734469
Neither was I.
Not too fond of the red guy. Brings up nasty memories.
No.734471
File: 1454216426063.png (439.58 KB, 786x674, 393:337, Robo-limbs are always cool.png)
>>734470
>nod
Carnage is about as far away from a likable person as you could get.
No.734472
>>734471
Understatement of the century right there.
No.734473
>>734472
Doesn't help that he's so hard to take down, either.
>sighs
I'm glad I can be over at Outer Heaven now. Gives me a break from dealing with all the metahumans.
No.734474
>>734473
Fire and sound really seems easy enough to exploit.
>
Likewise.
No.734475
File: 1454217289407.png (173.51 KB, 500x678, 250:339, Nobody cared who I was unt….png)
>>734474
All things considered, what we've been doing at Outer Heaven's been pretty tame compared to the other stuff I've been through. Especially when I took over for Cap.
No.734476
>doing VERY IMPORTANT PAPERWORK
>it's a kid's menu
>for Spaghetti Factory
>Kaz no you can't see
No.734477
>>734475
It's nothing compared to the stuff I've done too. Which I'm thankful for.
>>734476
>I'll just
>let him be
No.734478
>>734476
>well, this is awkward
>>734477
Nice for things to be simple for once, isn't it?
No.734479
File: 1454217558614.jpg (323.93 KB, 1280x901, 1280:901, tumblr_nw7emiodDd1sapj62o1….jpg)
>>734477
>scribble scribble scribble
Wait...that's it.
ENGINEER PERSON
>don't move
>he can't see you if you don't move
>or at all
>>734478
>yeah that's nice just don't talk to the blind guy you had a lot going on over there
No.734480
File: 1454217652620.jpg (121.27 KB, 756x1058, 378:529, dead_space_3__just_isaac__….jpg)
>>734478
I'll say.
>>734479
>ghh
Isaac Clarke, sir.
No.734481
>>734479
>I mean
>it's not like I'm busy or anything
>>734480
I'm almost worried that my skills are gonna get rusty since I'm not fighting on a daily basis now.
>smiles
Almost.
No.734482
File: 1454217988523.png (255.38 KB, 570x894, 95:149, tumblr_nzstot1ohB1qedutlo1….png)
>>734480
As you probably know, Outer Heaven's anniversary is coming up.
All of my top-notch revenue boosting ideas have been rejected by Boss as of now. But I have a surefire method to ring in the new year.
>holds up his paper
>there's a doodle of what might be a new Metal Gear in the margins of all the other scribbles
I've been thinking of a name.
>>734481
I hear a metal guy too.
No.734483
File: 1454218135073.jpg (44.71 KB, 315x436, 315:436, a09fd81d83d49ba5ef23f5bb84….jpg)
>>734481
Almost.
>>734482
>uh
I can't really... tell what it is other than another maybe Metal Gear.
What's it armed with, what are the dimensions? The name comes last
No.734484
Nn...
>tugging on a gray hair
No.734485
File: 1454218341845.png (130.31 KB, 674x1070, 337:535, This is my rifle, this is ….png)
>>734482
>How did he...?
I'm assuming by "metal guy" you mean "Bucky."
>>734483
Guess I shouldn't really be complaining. Life's been good so far.
No.734486
File: 1454218414361.png (401.47 KB, 961x1500, 961:1500, tumblr_o0x3g5Fm8j1qmjkgzo1….png)
>>734483
What? No no, all that technical stuff is up to you guys. My job is to make sure it's as monetarily viable and physically intimidating as possible.
>looks at the paper
>Kaz it's on your face
You can't tell? I annotated everything.
>>734485
Senses adjust once you lose one. I heard metal, so you're metal guy.
Why didn't you stand at attention, metal guy.
No.734487
>>734484
>standing behind
>hands a pair of tweezers
>eyes wobbling
No.734488
>>734485
It looks like I'm about to be busy.
>>734486
>...
>I need to ask Boss to get Miller an assistant
I'll need to take this with me, if you don't mind.
No.734489
>>734487
>
You're still a girl?
>pluck
There.
No.734490
File: 1454218868309.jpg (317.28 KB, 567x800, 567:800, f78752c9b75df604a66b878e5a….jpg)
>>734489
>!
Is there a problem?
I'm simply living out my punishment as prescribed. Though I don't know how long "a few days" is...
>holding up a hand mirror
I didn't think you were going to pull them out after all it took to get them to grow in.
No.734491
File: 1454218889363.jpg (70.47 KB, 600x827, 600:827, My Winter Soldier can't be….jpg)
>>734486
...Nobody asked me to, sir.
>>734488
That's a good thing, isn't it?
No.734492
>>734490
One less thing for you to cry about.
Punishment rescinded.
No.734493
File: 1454219241140.png (604.6 KB, 574x605, 574:605, tumblr_nzrecipKXY1ulpjkco2….png)
>>734488
I thought about Metal Gear as a concept and went back to the drawing board.
Most of 'em have been bipedal ever since ZEKE, which built off the Shagohod itself. Peace Walker's quadrupedal design was valid on paper, but creating a system that would change how many legs it stood on created too many structural weak points.
But even a biped can get stuck or can't overcome every type of terrain. This new Metal Gear would eliminate that problem.
>
Oh, wait!
>draws what's maybe his name over the entire picture
There, good to go.
>>734491
You were in the army, right metal guy?
No.734494
File: 1454219305807.jpg (113.73 KB, 850x796, 425:398, sample-e3493318f697935d039….jpg)
>>734492
Y-You would do that for me...
>
I don't know how to do it on command.
No.734495
>>734493
I looked over the design docs. ZEKE was the first bipedal one. The Shagohod ran on a combination of tank treads and two massive drills.
That Pupa AI weapon was based on it.
>
We'll see what we can produce.
I'll be taking this to Akashi now.
>and awaaaaay
No.734498
File: 1454219653149.png (591.9 KB, 800x979, 800:979, 488c1999b80084a730f5b9dec4….png)
>>734495
Wait--that's what I meant!
Aw man now I'm gonna look like a doofus in front of Boss.
>
I hope I remembered all the lasers.
>>734496
And why aren't you in the army anymore, metal guy.
No.734499
>>734497
>!
>ahoge shoots straight up
>up
>and backwards
>poink
You didn't even know that would work, did you.
No.734500
>>734498
I was frozen at the bottom of the English Channel for years, sir. People assumed I was killed in action.
No.734501
>>734499
It worked, didn't it?
No.734502
File: 1454219906700.png (820.67 KB, 1100x684, 275:171, tumblr_nw1f7sHeKp1r2ytrvo1….png)
>>734500
Really? Are you sure it wasn't because you didn't even salute your officer-
Whoa, what? What?
No.734503
>>734501
As well as anything else around here.
I suppose I owe you an apology for acting like a royal idiot the past few days.
Pun intended.
>
No.734504
>>734502
Yep. Same thing that happened to Captain America.
No.734506
>>734504
Ok first off, that's not fair because I didn't know that.
Secondly, it seems I've become a woman.
No.734507
>>734505
>slap'd
>sweat and glitter flying everywhere
My my, are you going to treat me harshly, Fumi?
No.734508
>>734506
Yeaaah... How'd that happen?
No.734509
>>734507
Khh, you...!
>guh
I'll forgive your rampant idiocy this once.
>
Look at my face and tell me what you see.
No.734510
>>734508
Metal Gear? It's either that or the Patriots. Or Cipher.
>oh wait they're all dead
Wait...this is perfect.
NOW I CAN GET ALL THOSE KITTY UNDERWEAR PACKAGES APPROVED
No.734511
>>734510
>uh
>UH
...There's always a bright side, I guess.
No.734512
File: 1454220748576.jpg (211.72 KB, 700x701, 700:701, d54cefc15fed66594c6fa6b210….jpg)
>>734509
The same speech I've gotten approximately-
>pulls out a clicker
>click
1,557 times.
>cups her chin
I see a beautiful woman that's aging gracefully like a fine wine or cheese.
Why? Is there an optical illusion I'm missing?
No.734513
>>734511
Metal guy.
Metal I need you to do something for me, alright.
Are you ready?
>single arm around his shoulder
Imagine.
No.734514
>>734512
Jeez... at least you're not freaking out about me getting old anymore.
No.734515
>>734513
>as you can see
>things are about to get real uncomfortable
Okay...
No.734516
>>734514
I'm 1500 years old and perpetually look like an 18 year old boy.
If there was any concern about aging or a lack thereof, we missed the chance by a mile.
No.734517
>>734516
Wanna explain why you were bawling in the corner for days at the mere thought then?
No.734518
File: 1454221152854.jpg (573.68 KB, 1280x1816, 160:227, tumblr_o0hdxn1B8E1uw0aq1o1….jpg)
>>734515
>wait holy crap I thought I had an actual second arm there for a sec
>
>oh
What's the matter, metal guy.
They not teach you how to imagine in Uncle Sam's army?
No.734519
>>734518
Not about kitty underwear, that's for sure.
No.734520
>>734517
Well I hadn't in a while and wanted to see if I still could.
>~
We all have our ups and downs, no?
No.734521
>>734520
Such a bad liar...
I'm just glad that you're back. Though your female form isn't necessarily... bad.
No.734522
File: 1454221583383.png (803.15 KB, 1100x684, 275:171, tumblr_nw1f7sHeKp1r2ytrvo2….png)
>>734519
Forget the damn underwear! It's not important!
>to anyone else but me
You won't be able to survive in this world without the basics of complex, rational thought. You wouldn't know but all you special forces guys were taught that without really being told. Because you were supposed to figure it out yourself.
No.734523
>>734521
There's no need to spare her feelings. She's me, after all.
>
Changing doesn't mean I become instantly forgetful, however. I'd dare to say you did some of that bullying completely unprovoked.
So cruel, wanting to see the crying face of a knight in turmoil.
No.734525
>>734522
...I can use my imagination just fine, Kaz.
No.734526
File: 1454222000800.jpg (137.23 KB, 720x303, 240:101, tumblr_o1buperJHQ1snmiwao1….jpg)
>>734525
That's Master Miller to you.
Alright, metal guy. Wanna play ball? We'll play ball.
Come up with something for OH's anniversary, I'll be judging it myself.
No.734527
>>734524
>
>cell phone in hand
>number for domestic abuse hotline on the screen
>eyebrow waggle
No.734528
>>734527
>:3c
I pulled your cell service already.
No.734529
>>734526
>...Oh boy.
I'll see what I can do.
No.734530
>>734529
>flicking the evil eye
>it's not even at eye level
>backing up
>trips out
No.734531
>>734528
>
This can't really be about the money I spent on quartz, can it?
I thought the point of an allowance was that I was allowed to do what I see fit with it.
No.734532
>>734530
...Now I just have to get an idea.
No.734533
File: 1454222535724.png (118.43 KB, 500x511, 500:511, tumblr_m6vs4mYP2a1rpznqgo1….png)
>>734531
It's because you kept leaving voicemails of just sobbing.
No.734534
File: 1454222607319.jpg (21.27 KB, 435x151, 435:151, ur a cheeki lil cunt m8 i'….jpg)
>>734533
...I found the wine you keep around for Rider.
We might need to get a new mop, also.
No.734535
>>734534
...Puddles of tears?
No.734536
>>734535
I should have gotten it sooner, really.
Luckily mosquitoes won't lay in the cold months but I think I saw Jeanne drinking from it once.
Like a cat.
Can we please get rid of her already.
No.734537
>>734536
What do I look like, my sister?
She stays.
No.734538
>>734537
Well there's some facial similarities-no you're right that's not helpful.
I also might have seen the Lady's hand in there once, but I could be wrong.
No.734539
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>>734537
>distant YEEHA
>[tears drinking noise]
No.734540
>>734538
>
Everyone's obsessed with your tears. Why?
>>734539
>sheesh
No.734541
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No.734542
>>734540
I'm not entirely sure.
It surely can't be because of all the pent-up emotions hidden under the stoic nature of a knight. Because that would be mean.
No.734544
>>734540
With the ready availability you'd think it would be pretty worthless.
>cackles
No.734545
File: 1454223609506.png (402.3 KB, 582x692, 291:346, kanno_fumi_render_by_cyan0….png)
>>734542
There has to be something about them.
No.734546
>>734544
Anything more productive to add?
>>734545
I wouldn't know. And as this heroic and saintly blue hedgehog next to me put it, the means to a supply aren't exactly rare.
I should just start going around with tissues held under my eyes right now, hm.
No.734547
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>>734543
Caught a laser bayonette while breaking up an A.I.M. cell
No.734548
>>734544
>
What about yours.
>bully mode: yes
>>734546
I'm gonna find out.
No.734550
File: 1454223992904.png (480.72 KB, 461x700, 461:700, 416588446cb673a84d0ba70822….png)
>>734546
Nope!
>kicks back on the couch
Though I'd put something down to dragonsblood if we're actually being serious.
>>734548
Ain't nothing good about these. About as magical as a spoon.
No.734551
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>>734549
Provides me with a light work out and gets super weapons off the streets. Win win.
No.734552
>>734551
Weren't you a geezer earlier.
No.734553
>>734548
Back to science already?
But you just got back from the store
After being gone for two weeks
After coming back from science
After being de-
>wait
...The puddle will be fresh enough, I hope.
>>734550
That's...actually a fair point.
>casts a fishing pole with a spoon on the line over a rafter in front of his face
>jiggle jiggle
But my father never told me about the Pendragons' relationship with the real McCoy, as it were.
No.734554
>>734552
Stabilized the super solider serum. Starting to get myself back in proper form
No.734555
>>734550
You're no fun.
>>734553
I'm a little exhausted. Overworked again.
Keep me safe while I nap.
No.734557
File: 1454224350983.jpg (93.12 KB, 500x706, 250:353, b98b4ad57fe0abb2a82ec00ebe….jpg)
>>734553
>halfheartedly snapping at it
It's not like I would know any better. I'm just some Celtic shaman.
>>734555
We can't have two miserable heroes running around this joint.
No.734558
>>734555
If you really wanted wrinkles so badly you'd stress yourself into an ulcer, we could have just gotten you a black felt-tip pen.
>nodnod
I as a sword am now always ready for action in the absence of my sheathe. Sleep well.
>>734557
>draws it back
>scribbles an angry face on it
>heave
The shaman moniker is new. Do you plan to use it every time you expect to be a sad sack?
No.734560
>>734556
Had to undergo some extra vitaray treatments. But I'm not old anymore.
Well, physically at least
No.734561
File: 1454224769415.jpg (29.16 KB, 314x161, 314:161, tumblr_nn344oP4lR1ssxc9vo1….jpg)
>peeks in
So nobody's dead in here, right?
I mean I wouldn't really expect a dead guy to say anything but-
Yeah just clarifying, doing the do.
No.734562
>>734558
Well did it work?
>draws runes in the air with his cig
>breathes fire on it
No.734563
>>734559
>oh jesus christ
Some extra baggage there, my friend.
Your heart. You're holding your heart.
>>734562
>flaming spoon
>Inviso-Air's it out
And I thought I was the one crying all week.
Tempted lady luck again?
No.734564
>>734561
>
Everyone is fine.
>>734563
Oh.
>just kinda pushes it back in
No.734565
>>734564
>
Ok wow who let you out of San Francisco, big guy.
So should I just like, ignore all of that just happening or it one of those cases where all the bad stuff catches up later.
No.734566
File: 1454225337983.png (229.05 KB, 582x706, 291:353, f41e3e6c9c1b000ec1c6c6f554….png)
>>734563
Spend one too many hours by myself and things get a little too dark a little too quickly.
>>734564
Is... uh... Dude are you okay?
No.734567
>fanning herself
>while not trying to cut herself
No.734568
>>734564
>sheesh
Sandwiches?
>>734566
They say the you you are when you're alone is the purest expression of the self.
>
That's a lie, but it sounded smart.
No.734569
File: 1454225591757.jpg (178.05 KB, 430x682, 215:341, tumblr_nydrljg2TO1sj6shmo4….jpg)
>>734565
San Francisco...?
>Grail help
>
>oh
It's okay.
>>734566
No. But Master is nearby so I'll heal.
>>734568
Did you want one?
>>734567
>
That looks dangerous.
No.734570
>>734567
>uh
>>734569
Ok, sure. Putting that aside, are you aware you have horns coming out of your head.
>maybe it's a California thing
>don't judge
No.734571
File: 1454225806628.jpg (191.92 KB, 913x867, 913:867, f1a833db61cf132c8fae5943e3….jpg)
>>734567
I hear we have air con for that.
>>734568
I also have no idea what the hell you meant by that you lunatic. I'm not some loner drunk.
>>734569
Dude you can't just pull your fucking heart out and be okay.
No.734572
>>734569
Not that dangerous.
>>734570
Yyyyyyyes?
>>734571
If I touch that thermostat I guarantee somebody will get mad about it.
So I won't.
No.734573
>>734569
Ham and cheese?
>>734571
>
Breathe on me, Lancer.
No.734574
>>734570
They're normal.
>>734571
Armor of Fafnir.
>thumbs up
Little damage.
>>734572
But what if it touches you?
>>734573
With egg.
No.734575
>>734572
Ah fuck 'em. It's not like they pay the power bill anyway.
>>734573
>leaaaaning back
Give a man some room, will ya?
>>734574
But your heart!
No.734576
File: 1454226065893.jpg (54.32 KB, 249x445, 249:445, Crime doesn't pay question….jpg)
>>734572
Well usually when there's someone else running around dressed like, well, me, it usually means I'm about to fight a fairy army or something equally ridiculous.
Just touching base before the big red robots show up.
>>734574
Look dude I'm no one to argue about normal...with a dragon man.
A tall, tan, dragon man.
I swear I had a point somewhere in that mess.
No.734577
>>734574
I've done this many times before. If it were to touch me now then I'd be surprised.
>>734575
I doubt anyone here does, but...I'd rather not risk it.
>>734576
I've been in enough fights this week, is it possible that we can just...skip over the fighting?
No.734578
>>734574
Super!
>>734575
>
You're not some kind of drunk, are you Lancer.
No.734579
>>734575
My heart will go on.
>
Like the song.
>>734576
Then don't.
>
You must not be normal either.
>>734577
Okay.
>>734578
Don't get weird with Lancer.
Karna doesn't like it either.
>marches off
>[sandwich making in progress]
>[also fire breath]
No.734580
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>>734577
Yeah but I'm more scared you're gonna hurt yourself with whatever those are.
>draws some runes in the air
>a light breeze flows
>>734578
>
Do you need me to walk in a straight line, officer?
>doesn't smell any more like alcohol than the usual
>>734579
I don't think that's how basic biology works...
No.734581
>>734577
Oh thank god, I thought you'd never ask.
You League or something?
>>734579
Yeah I get that a lot. Usually for more obvious reasons, but I'll take what I can get at this point.
No.734582
>>734580
Oi, that stuffy old knight wanted to see you 'bout your whole "two spear" thing.
Something about wanting to help.
No.734583
File: 1454226463157.jpg (148.63 KB, 1024x1095, 1024:1095, Look at those babies whirr….jpg)
>>734579
Mmhm.
>>734580
Frightened for me?
Don't be, even if the concern is appreciated.
>and the light breeze whisks the fan slightly
>...into her cheek
>slice
Ouch!
>>734581
League? Never heard of it.
No.734584
>>734579
There's just no such as thing being allowed abrupt emotional change anymore.
>wait what
Can we focus on keeping your heart inside your chest next time?
>>734580
Nor is there such a thing as concern for one's friends, either. Thank you for those tissues while I was bawling this week, truly.
No.734585
>>734580
Master's magic.
>pats his chest
It's where it belongs. Not in Sieg.
>>734581
It's nice to meet you. I'm-
>too many Sabers
>...guh
>not a Master
Siegfried.
>>734583
You got hurt.
>>734584
It was a mistake.
No.734586
File: 1454226642553.jpg (924.2 KB, 1500x1097, 1500:1097, 07c5336b0d0fe58641d337fc69….jpg)
>>734582
Stuffy old knight? Uh.... refresh my memory.
>>734583
Shit!
>moves to help
>but trapped between a wall and another man
Uh... Are you okay?
>>734584
I don't think you'd want me around when you're busy with the waterworks.
>...
Can I have my space back?
No.734587
>>734586
>...fuck
Pretty face?
No.734588
>>734583
...Right, so the followup question should be obvious.
>>734585
You know that I was actually going to say Siegfried? Because you just look so much like a Siegfried.
No really, is that German or something?
No.734589
>>734585
>man look at all that Kombat blood
Yeah, yeah I can see that.
>>734586
>for a small wound it's really leaking out
It's not as bad as it looks!
>>734588
Let me guess, what rock have I been living under?
No.734590
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>>734585
It seems I'm already doing enough berating tonight anyway. Apologies for being so intrusive.
>>734586
I suppose I should have been more mindful of how my state would have affected others, that's my bad for being so careless.
>uh
>trapped between Protes and Peej
I'd love to give it back, believe me.
No.734591
>>734588
That's what they call my people's descendants.
>>734589
>I'm just a stoic dragon man healing's not my thing
You should get that checked out.
>
Enkidu told me about you.
>>734590
You were missing before.
No.734592
>>734585
Is that how Servants work?
>...
Actually nah, I'll leave it as a mystery.
>>734587
Come on man, give me a name!
>>734589
Please put something I'm gonna freak out here.
>>734590
>everything is terrible
With Jeanne I've got more than enough sensitive blondes to babysit.
>sniffsniff
Is that a different cologne?
No.734593
>>734592
>how do I get away with forgetting the guy's name
>
>aha!
Y'mean you don't know your own friend's name? Harsh, man.
No.734594
>>734589
Aaaaaaand we're bleeding, I should have expected something like this.
Ok hold still, I promise I've done this at least like, once before.
>tiny beam of FREEZE BREATH
>melt/cauterize with heat vision after
Please tell me you're not bleeding from somewhere else.
>>734591
Right. Cool. Time travel. As if Rip didn't have enough to complain about.
>>734592
I'm gonna do everybody a favor here, I think.
>just
>lifts him up
>and out of the trap
No.734595
File: 1454227271577.jpg (41.06 KB, 600x849, 200:283, Remember when Kitana wore ….jpg)
>>734591
Trust me, I'll be fine.
And did he now?
>>734592
>okay blood has stopped
Will it make you feel better if I put the fans away?
>>734594
Luckily no.
Thanks, though. Appreciate it.
No.734596
>>734591
>uh
Missing?
>...
Right! Missing. I was actually chasing down that Manaka again, if you would believe it.
>>734592
I think it's more "introspective" than sensitive...No, you're right.
>uh
Cologne?
>do my tears smell
No.734597
>>734594
No, I'm dead.
>sandwich time
>>734592
I'm still here, aren't I?
>>734595
I would help but I'm married. And have two weird ladies who won't leave me alone.
>>734596
Oh...
No.734598
>>734593
>gah
Hey, hey come on, I'm getting old, yeah? Sometimes things slip my mind and uh... I forget things, haha...
>...
I hope I don't hurt their feelings.
>>734594
>that's a lot of boob
So normally I'm not a fan of being manhandled but this isn't so bad.
>>734595
Why do you even have sharp fans? I can't see any purpose it would have other than to hurt someone.
>>734596
Nah, must be a tears smell.
>rubbing his nose
What's gotten you so beat up anyway?
>>734597
Yeah but now I'm wondering if I could pull the same thing.
No.734599
>>734598
>SHIT
Well don't look at me, we're literally the same person!
No.734600
>>734595
>quietly
Five for five!
>fistpump
So uh, you just cut yourself with your knives, huh. No I get it, we're all pretty busy. No time to sit down and practice and not get cut by knives, but maybe you should let me see 'em for the night, huh?
>>734597
Riiiiiiiiiiiight.
>I swear if this is Constantine pulling another prank
>>734598
That's what they all say, slugger.
Then I show 'em my two big fists and that shuts them up pretty good.
No.734601
>>734597
>
My...My sandwich.
>>734598
>shaking him by the shirt
MY SANDWICH LANCER HE'S EATING MY SANDWICH
No.734602
>>734597
Don't worry about it, I'll find someone.
>>734598
That's what they're used for, yes.
Quite effectively too.
>>734600
I didn't mean to cut myself with them!
Sheesh, it's not even that bad.
No.734603
>>734598
Battle Continuation.
>>734600
It's okay if you don't believe, I'm not supposed to tell people.
>>734601
>just kinda finishes it
Sandwich?
>>734602
Fortune to the seeker.
No.734604
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>>734599
Well if you don't tell me some old mook's gonna be left out waiting!
>...
Dude, do you even know his or her name?
>>734600
Two big fists huh?
>nods thoughtfully
So that's what the kids these days call 'em...
>>734601
Make your own damn sandwich, do I look like Archer to you?!
>>734602
I- uh- what. You use fans. Did I hear that right?
>>734603
Helps me survive if I get my ass beat, but I'm pretty sure going heartless is considered a "fatal wound".
No.734605
>>734604
>goddammit shit fuck reeeeeeee
I forgot.
No.734606
>>734602
>pinches her nose
Right. Sorry. Too used to being team mom.
>>734603
Friend I have a lady that dresses like a black and pink plant on speed dial.
You know how they say don't always believe what you see?
>heet veeshun glows
>>734604
I mean I kind of made the joke before you, but go ahead and get it out of your system.
Nice hair.
No.734607
>>734603
>
>>734604
>MY FRIED TOFU MY FRIED TOFU
...g-gkkt.
>sniff
No. Not this time.
No.734608
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>>734603
Right, thanks.
>>734604
Quite effectively too.
I'd show you, but I'd hate to see them used on you.
>>734606
I can take care of myself after all, 10,000 years old.
No.734609
>>734604
Armor of Fafnir it is.
>
Sorry.
>>734606
>uh
Is this a "scary face" thing.
Here's mine.
>
>>734607
>oh no
>oh no
Oh...
No.734610
>>734605
Now we're at square fucking one. I refuse to take the rap for this.
>>734606
>runs a hand through it
How would you describe it?
>>734607
Oh come on, get a fucking grip! You look like Jeanne after a romcom.
>>734608
Why? Can't stop looking at this handsome face?
>>734609
Man how come you get the Battle Continuation with extra benefits on top of being a Saber.
No.734611
>>734610
Yeah yeah... I'll handle it.
>spiritmodes away
No.734612
>>734608
Might wanna invest in a sign.
"Hello, I am 10,000 years old. Please ask me how old I am."
Maybe it'll help with the knife mishaps.
>>734609
What it-No.
Down boy, I've eaten bigger things than you for breakfast.
>>734610
I didn't do so good in high school English so I don't have a lot to work with here.
>rubs her chin
Blue.
No.734613
>>734609
>guh
...I'm sorry. I don't know why it's happening so often lately.
>ok why do people usually cry
>...am I pregnant
>>734610
Since I'm noticing a complete lack of you doing anything to help or hinder, I'll assume you're taking some liberties with that comparison.
>wipes his nose
Who's the closest we have to a doctor.
No.734614
>>734610
That's some confidence you've got.
What's your name, stranger?
>>734612
Maybe I will.
You might be right, I'll just look down and remind myself to not cut myself by accident.
No.734615
>>734610
I ate Fafnir's heart and bathed in its blood.
>>734612
You eat as much as I do.
>talk about mood whiplash
>Siggy pls
>>734613
I'll make another one.
>off he goes back to the kitchen
No.734616
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>>734611
Holy shit I hope I haven't pissed off some bigwig.
>>734612
Well... It is blue I guess... Not quite the answer I was going for but I'll take what I can get.
>>734613
Unless you want me to sit down on the couch with you and comfort you with some port and cheese, I'll think I'll keep doing nothing.
>thinking...
Tamamo's pretty good for spirit stuffs, but if you want a real doctor I wouldn't ask anyone here.
>>734614
Well you can call me Lancer for now.
>grins
So that definitely wasn't a no.
>>734615
Oh man that's hardcore as fuck. What was it like?
No.734617
>>734614
...'kay see, now I'm noticing the uh-
>don't say the burn scar
>is it even a burn
>Kareeeeeeeeen
>>734615
Wh-
Did the cannibal dragon man just call me fat.
>>734616
I could've said something about I don't like this new trend of guys wearing their hair long but I'd be able to hear the crying from all the way over here.
Ok no that was bitchy too. It's uh, really blue?
No.734618
>>734616
Alright Lancer, I'm Kitana.
And it wasn't a yes either. Maybe I just don't want to hurt your feelings.
>>734617
...don't ask.
Seriously.
No.734619
>>734615
I'll need to bake that man a cake.
>
I'll need to buy that man a cake.
...Ate a dragon's heart.
>hm
>>734616
We can all be sarcastic if we really want to.
>itches his head
Do we even qualify for real doctors? No knife can penetrate us.
...They still do humor-letting, right.
No.734620
>>734616
Warm. Beating.
It tasted like snake. But without the small bones.
>>734617
>blink
It's only cannibalism if it's the same. I was human.
Then I became this.
>>734619
>returns with too many sandwiches
I got carried away.
No.734621
>>734617
Man you're a hell of a buzzkill. This kind of hair's been fashionable for centuries.
>>734618
>this chick
I wouldn't worry about that. I prefer straightforward women anyway.
>>734619
I wish I could tell you how much of my budget is allocated to wine and cheese...
>sighs
It's the year 2016, Saber. Modern medicine has progressed a little further than that.
>>734620
>nabs a sandwich
Maybe I ought to do a little more monster hunting...
No.734622
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>>734618
I'msosorry.
>>734620
Right, my bad.
The cannibalistic Kirby dragon man called me fat.
I'm actually curious, what kind of thought process do you have to have to look at a heart and think "I'm gonna eat that."
>>734621
Damn it, and I'm supposed to be the fun one!
...Wait, Kon's back isn't he.
What the hell do I have left...
No.734623
>>734621
Then I'm so sorry.
>>734622
Yeah right before I came here...
>"I'M ON FIRE AGAIN!"
I really should've chosen a better place to live.
>"KIT PUT ME OUT"
Really.
No.734624
>>734620
>gleam~
On the contrary, you might not have made enough.
>om 2 nom
>>734621
The barbarian Celt with a spear eating wine and cheese?
I'm sorry for doubting you, 2016 really is the year for absurd possibilities.
>gulp
I haven't been seriously injured since I was 16 up until the point I died. Do you think they'll give me a shot too?
No.734625
>>734621
Martha can help.
>
Please. She won't let me spend time with Byrnhild.
>>734622
To gain its strength. And it worked.
>>734624
>haha time for consumption
>dragonmen
>eating the world
No.734626
>>734622
Sounds like someone got hit with some character redundancy.
>>734623
Struck down with the force of a thousand fists... You're a tough nut.
>>734624
It's for Jeanne, damn you. And need I remind you Servants don't get diseases?
>>734625
You want me to take the thug off your hands?
>scratching his head
You're probably best palming her off to one of her own. You know, the other Riders.
No.734627
>>734623
I've been there
>THIS JUST IN, KRYPTON HAS EXPLODED
>AGAIN
>IN ANOTHER DIMENSION
>>734625
Ok I take it back, that's pretty metal.
>wait
What exactly does a dragon have besides breathing fire? 'Cause I can already do that kind of.
>>734626
You know how friends slap each other sometimes?
I'm about to unfriendly slap you, and people don't tend to get up from those.
No.734628
>>734626
I'm not going to crack easily unless you feel like putting effort into it.
>>734627
At least I live somewhere.
Still though...
No.734629
>>734625
>a new hunger
>>734626
I don't think I'd be able to get a disease even if I wasn't a Servant. The Lady really outdid herself on that scabbard.
>does that mean
Lancer, am I a...pansy?
No.734630
>>734626
She likes monster hunting. And dragons.
>
I think I get why she pays me so much attention.
>>734627
I don't get very hurt.
>
You don't have a tail.
>wiggles his
>>734629
>
You should join the sandwich club.
No.734631
>>734627
What, so girls just slam each other around if they're buddies?
>that sounds kinda hot
>>734628
Just testing the waters here, girly. No need to go around antagonizing me for it.
>hmm
>>734629
What makes you think that?
>>734630
Yeah go figure, right? Alright, next time I gotta hunt anything that looks remotely dragon like, I'll try to find her.
No.734632
>>734628
Hey, I hear you. I live in New York.
>[applause]
>>734630
To be fair, the only guy I know with a tail is the moody kid of this geezer I work with. Gonna pass on that one if it's alright.
I mean, does it do anything? Having a tail.
>>734631
You've never been like, punched on the shoulder?
What planet are you from.
>
Also because I can benchpress a planet.
No.734633
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>>734631
Testing the waters?
You've got me curious.
>>734632
--wait where'd that applause come from?
No.734634
>>734630
Oh?
>stomach already growling
>>734631
An answer would be appreciated.
No.734635
>>734631
I appreciate it.
>>734632
I can hit people with it.
>
And grab things.
>
It's good.
>>734634
We make sandwiches.
No.734636
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>>734632
You can benchpress a planet...
>hmm
>yeah ok I think maybe I shouldn't mess with this one
>>734633
What, you think I'm just gonna let a pretty girl just pass by like that?
>>734634
As King Arthur himself, I'm pretty sure it disqualifies you from being a pansy.
No.734637
>>734633
>points up
>neon sign
>"Consolidated by DC's Affirmative Action Act" printed underneath
Trying to be "more like Marvel." Whatever that means.
>>734635
Hey man, you have a tail, I have a hole in my shirt. I really can't judge.
Hit people a lot with that tail?
>>734636
More or less, though Clark's always giving me the "make sure it's unpopulated first" speech like I'm a total idiot.
>flex
No.734638
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>>734635
Well I must say I make a pretty mean grilled cheese.
>...
Literally, usually it's on fire.
>>734636
My my, Lancer. Surely you'd rather not compliment an old king like me?
No.734639
>>734636
Yes, actually...
>>734637
>scratches her head
Weird.
No.734640
>>734637
Sometimes.
It helps make sandwiches.
>looks up at a clock on a nearby wall
I have to go. My wife is doing wife things.
>>734638
Take care of Master please.
>spirit
>moooooode
No.734642
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>>734637
>flexes his arm
I don't think I'm exactly on a planet lifting level but I think I'm alright.
>>734638
If you're flirting with me I'm gonna kick your ass.
>>734639
>...
Maybe I need to work on my image more. Well either way, if you gonna walk around dressed like that you're bound to get someone looking at you.
No.734643
>>734639
Just wait until you get to the monkey with the bodyswap fetish.
>>734640
>blink
I'm having a fever drea-
Psycho Pirate.
>looking around
>>734642
You're not the first guy in all-blue tights to say something like that.
>arm out
I hear Clark did this with Samson and some other dude so he could save Lois. How the hell do you make arm wrestling that urbane?
No.734644
>>734642
That's a compliment, right?
>>734641
>Huh?
>>734643
This took an interesting swerve.
I think I'd rather not get to there, though.
No.734645
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>>734640
Is it really common to tell a husband to do his job?
>shakes his head
I can never read that guy.
>drops another blanket on Kanno
>>734641
Oh, Enkidu...
>>734642
That's assuming quite a few things, hm?
What's the matter, looking for a knight to sweep you off your feet?
>s m u g
No.734646
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>>734644
>Enk's all droopy
>yawning
>>734645
>stretching
Eh?
No.734647
>>734641
Hey Enk.
>>734643
You wanna arm wrestle, huh? Bring it on, I say!
>pulls a table over with Bolg
>plants his arm
Let's roll.
>>734644
>grins
Well I'm not complaining.
>>734645
>Bolg thrust
Contrary to popular belief I'm not the type that likes a woman who can kick my-
>Teach
>Baz
Actually never mind I take it back.
No.734648
>>734646
You alright, Enk?
>>734647
I can tell.
No.734649
>>734646
>stretches like a cat
>I wonder...
>headpats: yes
>>734647
>dances out of the way
>
Do I look like much of a woman to you, Lancer?
We were having such a great time and then you had to go and make it...uncomfortable.
No.734650
>>734647
Guard dog!
>>734648
Waking up. Gil and I were playing all day.
>>734649
>
No.734651
>>734644
Suit yourself.
>>734647
>pfft
Your funeral, buddy.
>lays her arm on the table
>ANCHOR ARMS bulging
>Strength: EX+++
No.734652
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>>734648
Normally people wear them to show off, too. So really, I don't think it'd be fair if you started mouthing off at me.
>>734649
The only uncomfortable one here is you. What's wrong with a man knowing what he likes?
>>734650
Had a nice na-
>>734651
>elbow status: non-existent
>...
>...
I think you've gone and fucked up me arm, lass.
>raises his arm
>forearm just flopping everywhere
The weird part is that I can't feel anyth-
>GKKT
>screaming internally
>panting externally
Ok... Definitely felt that one. Yup.
>forces his arm together
>wraps his shirt around it
>drawing runes
No.734653
>>734650
>hand retracted
>goopy mud still attached
Were you sleeping in the sun?
>...
>molding ears into the hair
>>734652
Well apparently that knowledge just cost you a functioning arm.
>hand glowan with healing magic
Assistance?
No.734654
>>734650
You must be tired.
>>734651
Thanks, I think I will.
>>734652
And I'm not mouthing off at you.
I know what I'm wearing.
No.734655
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>>734652
>[SWEATING]
Oh my god I am so sorry I didn't know we were starting yet you should have moved your arm I should have moved my arm that looks serious I don't think you're supposed to move it aaaaaaaaaa-
>deep breaths, Karen
If you're still at all liking the idea of me helping you, I can fix that. Probably.
No.734656
>>734652
Guard dog!
>zero change in inflection
>or facial expression
>Enk show concern damn it
>>734653
>moderately warm
Eh? I was playing with Gil. Ea makes me all warm.
>>734654
I was napping it off.
No.734657
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>>734653
Please. It's hard to draw runes when you're in blinding pain.
>>734654
So what, you looking for a cool blue dude?
>>734655
No, no, it's alright, you've done enough. I'm magic anyway, it could be a lot worse. You really don't hold back, do you?
>>734656
Good to see you still in high spirits then...
No.734658
>>734656
...Well there's probably someone who shares that sentiment.
>dragoonblood
>double warm, yo
>>734657
Putting that Battle Continuation through it's paces, I see.
>Keeper of the Red Dragon go
No.734659
>>734656
Napping is good for that.
I was taking a nap too earlier until...
>"AGHHHHHH NOT AGAIN"
Eugh.
>>734657
Maybe, what's it too you?
Also is your arm going to be alright?
No.734660
>>734657
Your arm, you're hurt.
>>734658
>y e e e e e
>absorbing background heat
I haven't met anyone else who can stand to Ea.
>>734659
Eh? What happened?
No.734661
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>>734657
But that was me holding back!
>aaaa I'm as strong as Clark
>...wait I'm as strong as Clark fuck yes
Magic?
No.734662
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>>734658
Hey, what's the point of a skill if I don't use it, right?
>why does it hurt so much
>>734659
I've got a keen nose, I can sniff out a pretty lady from a mile away.
>...
Actually that came off badly.
>>734660
I've been hit with worse, don't you fuss about me.
>>734661
>pulls a bouquet out of the cleavehole
Magic.
No.734663
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>>734660
A person I was living with caught on fire.
Again.
>>734662
It really did.
I really hope you don't spend your day smelling women.
No.734664
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>>734660
>still trying to wipe Enk's head off his hand
Someone else is probably closer than you think.
>with a great big chest and spear
>>734662
If this is the extent I'll be using my Instinct then I can't say I'm impressed.
>glow
No.734665
>>734662
Stabbing yourself?
>>734663
You sure get burned a lot.
>>734664
>just kinda
>absorbs the mud
>it crawls back onto Enk
That Lancer? It's like me, but not alive!
>
And the person behind the lance wouldn't survive.
No.734666
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>>734662
>!
>
>surprised=punch it
>fist speeding in
>halts at the flowers
Ok yeah I'm never gonna get anything that nice again, let's not ruin those.
>sonic boom catches up and flattens the petals
Damn it.
No.734667
>>734665
I don't think tossing yourself in front of that monstrosity is really the point, Enkidu.
>
For the rest of us, anyway.
I hear you've been trying to bring her back.
No.734668
>>734663
I'm not that kind of pervert, dammit.
>>734664
Look at you being all smug and glowy. Definite improvement from being a sadshaman.
>>734665
Aw that's not cool, man.
>>734666
>
Try not to fuck up this one then.
No.734669
>>734666
Oh no, the flowers!
>>734667
I want to play with her too.
>>734668
>?
Are you cold, guard dog?
>arms outstretched
No.734670
>>734665
Yes I do.
And it sucks.
>>734668
What kind of pervert are you, then?
No.734671
>>734668
Is everything a shaman to you?
>flicks a card his way
Perhaps I should stick around, in case you hurt your hand taking anymore roses.
>>734669
Thankfully not in the same way as the King of Heroes, I hope.
But as one who appreciates the Earth unexploded, I'll have to beg off that.
No.734672
>>734668
Persistent, aren't you.
>flower get
Eh, the last guy to hit on me stole me away in a spaceship that looked like his face.
I need to either get out more or less.
>>734669
Huh?
No.734673
>>734669
>
No. I'm not cold. Don't worry about me.
>>734670
The uh... non sniffy kind.
>>734671
>
Ow.
I blame the fucked arm.
>>734672
Do I look like the kind of guy who even knows what a spaceship is?
No.734674
>>734670
I don't know what to do for you.
>>734671
It's okay, I'll fix it like I do when Gil and I play.
>>734672
Oh! They're better. That's good.
>>734673
But you said "not cool."
No.734675
>>734673
You're awful at talking with women.
>>734674
Don't do anything, I think I'll manage.
No.734676
>>734673
t's a ship you can sail in space.
Come on, man. That's just simple math.
You a time traveler too?
>>734674
Uh...yeah.
>why is she so pretty
Want it?
No.734677
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>>734673
Hm? Yes I'm sure that's it.
>snuffs out the Invisible Air on his finger
If you brood when you're alone, then you shouldn't be alone.
A bit of Rider-esque advice for me.
>>734674
That's what I'm afraid of.
>scoops up tinywife
>sails out
No.734678
>>734675
Okay, Blue.
>>734676
It's okay, I can grow my own.
>growing a laurel wreath
>Roman Enk
>>734677
Eh-oh, he's gone.
No.734679
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>>734674
Not in the literal sense. More like in a "don't say that again" kind of way.
>>734675
Not all the time, but in this case I've definitely crashed and burned a long time ago.
>>734676
Uh, more like a ghost but basically, yes.
>>734677
I think you forget about my living situation with the little dragon.
>guh
Maybe I drop by Jeanne's again...
No.734680
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>>734678
This has to be one of the more surreal times I've come here.
Think you can oranges?
>>734679
That's what the other guy said. Did I die and not realize it?
Because Hell is way more confusing than I imagined if this is it.
No.734681
>>734678
So how are you, Enk?
>>734679
If it makes you feel better I find it a bit...endearing?
No.734682
>>734679
But you did!
>>734680
>
>tiny oranges
I can grow anything from my soil.
>>734681
I'm great!
No.734683
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>>734680
Yeah get used to that. A bunch of us weird ones are ghosts from the past.
>>734681
Endearing in a "this dog is stupid but cute" kind of endearing, yeah?
>>734682
Okay, new rule. Enk. Don't talk about when I stabbed myself.
No.734684
>>734682
That's excellent to hear!
>>734683
You don't need to put it so harshly, but I guess that's close.
The fact you're trying so hard to impress a lady like me is the endearing part, though.
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>>734682
>blink
That's actually really great.
So you're like Inque or something, huh.
>>734683
Weird?
I know a guy who can run faster a time, a guy that can build a planet just by thinking about it, a guy that dresses up like a giant cat and hits people, and a guy that takes drugs to be super strong for an hour.
You're not weird at all.
No.734686
>>734683
Does it upset you? Gil says I'm supposed to give this to people when I upset them.
>hands Cu a tube of Preparation H
>>734684
>Jeopardy theme.mp3
You and guard dog are both blue!
>>734685
What's Inque?
>picks an orange
>om
No.734687
>>734684
As long as someone gets a kick out of it, I know I'm doing at least a decent job of it.
>>734685
You didn't find dragon guy before weird at all?
>>734686
It just makes me think about that bastard Kirei is all.
>looking at the tube
>tosses it over his shoulder
But I guess it was a cool moment. Got to play the hero for a bit.
No.734688
>>734686
Quite a coincidence, isn't it?
>>734687
You could be doing far worse.
No.734689
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>>734686
Goopy lady. Kinda like you.
>nicks an orange
Something for the road.
>>734687
Tomato tomahto.
>glances at the clock
Crap.
>floats up
Smell ya later, blue dude.
>zoom
No.734690
>>734687
I don't like Kotomine very much.
>>734688
You two should be friends.
>>734689
>blink
Oh.
No.734691
>>734688
Well, seeing as I'm not bleeding out, have any of my bones broken, dead or any of the above simultaneously, I'm actually doing well above my average.
>>734689
Laters, Bigfists.
>>734690
Don't worry, no one does. Just Gilgamesh, really. And even then...
No.734692
>>734691
Gil and I are going to bring that big chested Lancer to play with!
I want to test that spear, it's almost like me.
No.734693
>>734690
I think we already are.
>>734691
I was bleeding out earlier, but you already saw that.
I hope none got on your clothes.
No.734694
>>734692
That... sounds like dangerous business.
>>734693
>holds out his healed arm
>there's a huge red patch at the elbow with a few holes
You don't have anything to worry about. But for now I think I'm going to go find some new clothes. Laters.
>strolls off
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>>734693
Success!
>>734694
Wait up!
>latches onto Cu
>and off they go
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>>734694
If you say so.
May we meet again, Lancer.
>>734695
And goodbye to you too, Enk.
No.734698