No.734697
>Brought to you by Meme Magic
No.734699
>doing morning stretches together
>"It's pretty rare to see you around this early."
Had a little trouble sleeping's all.
No.734700
>Aaaaand that cheek scar is still there.
>Great.
No.734701
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>>734699
Look fox, just don't worry about it okay?
>cheery but forced smile
>>734700
>stretching
>but also flexing
Still up, Kitten?
No.734702
>>734701
I don't like it.
>mumblegrumble
But I suppose if you're willing to put aside that pride of yours, you know where to find us.
>>734700
Oh, you know Lancer? I'm very sorry if he's done anything stupid.
No.734703
>>734701
Don't need much sleep.
>>734702
I don't think it'll be a problem.
No.734704
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>>734702
It's not pride, fox. Remember who I was taught by. I'm just as good at magic as you are.
>>734703
Or any at all, by the look of it.
>!
Hey, you have a scar? I never noticed that before. Looks pretty cool.
No.734705
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>>734703
Well if he does anything out of order, just give him a good smack. Or give him a hot dog.
>>734704
And yet you're still unable to get a good sleep.
No.734706
>>734704
Well you saw me get it.
>>734705
I don't know what a hot dog is.
Pie will work, right?
No.734707
File: 1454257911497.jpg (199.53 KB, 500x712, 125:178, tumblr_nwwsazDgZJ1sycjzyo3….jpg)
>Why do I have to wear these nerd goggles?
>Ny eyesight is fine, I only crashed into two trucks!
>...two eighteen wheel trucks...
>...that were parked...
No.734708
>>734705
>guh
Fine, fine. I'll go see Cas-ko later on, alright?
>>734706
I did? I-
>oh
>OH
Ohhh...
>...
>...
Still looks good though!
>>734707
>wait
>my nerd detector is going off
>my gaydar too but I'll ignore that for now
Oi, girly.
No.734709
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>>734706
Make sure to make it out of dog meat and you'll be all set!
>>734708
I'll hold you to that. Come get me before you leave.
>walks off to her room
No.734710
>>734707
>neeeeeeeeeerd
>>734708
You think so?
>>734709
...gross.
No way.
No.734711
>>734710
>You say something, Princess
>>734708
>The screech of gaydars everywhere are heard when Yang passes by
Hiya!
No.734712
>>734710
For sure! It's not too big and it's still a funny story. Lemme tell ya, scars are the best.
>>734711
Don't you know this is an anti nerd zone?
No.734713
File: 1454258712734.png (206.36 KB, 500x707, 500:707, Oh yeah that's what'd happ….png)
>>734711
>I AIN'T A PRINCESS ANYMORE
>>734712
...
You're too kind, Lancer.
I think the story is stupid more than anything.
No.734714
>>734712
Way you're dressed told me otherwise, punk.
>Slips the glasses away
I may be legally obligated to wear these in the car, but not even Weiss can make me wear these in public...
>>734713
>Oh
>...h-hah, I sure showed you
What's that about stupid stories?
No.734715
>>734713
You gotta laugh at yourself once in awhile, don'tcha know? When you're all old and grey you're gonna look back and remember how much of an idiot you were and you'll have a good chuckle out of that.
>>734714
I'll have you know this is the latest in Celtic battle suits, and very fashionable... once.
No.734716
>>734714
What makes you think I'll tell you?
>>734715
I have a loooooooooong way to go before I'm old and grey.
No.734717
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>>734716
Because...I asked really nicely?
>:3c
>>734715
Yeah, I bet you would have charmed the bloomers off my great grandma.
No.734718
>>734716
Well yeah, you can't be more than what, 25?
>>734717
You're crusin' for a brusin', girly.
>wolfish grin
No.734719
>>734717
Here, I'm going to ask you nicely to not ask about it.
Can you not ask about it?
>>734718
Try 10,000.
No.734720
>>734718
I know! I gotta get that put on my license plate.
>Cracks her knuckles
Are we throwing down?
>>734719
I guess so, fan lady.
No.734721
>>734719
Huh. Huh. 10,000 years you say...
>>734720
You take that grandma comment back and I won't mop the floor with you. Unless your grandma's hot. In which case I'll overlook it.
No.734722
>>734720
Thank you.
>staring at the fans
>fans were a mistake
>>734721
Yeah, 10,000.
What's it to you?
No.734723
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>>734721
Keep talking like that and I'll be leaving some boot shaped marks in your big butt.
>...
And Grammy Long was adorable, you shush
>>734722
...you don't look like you're too fond of your weapons, lady.
No.734724
>>734722
Are you some kind of deity or something? Because I am not messing with that shit again.
>>734723
Man I thought you said boob shaped marks and I got excited... Oh well.
>dives for a tackle
Huah!
No.734725
>>734723
After slicing my face, I don't think I'll be using them in close range anytime soon.
>>734724
Nope, Edenian.
We age slowly compared to humans.
No.734726
>>734725
That's an understatement. Jeez, and I thought I was ancient.
No.734727
>>734725
>Snorts
Aww, it's okay. I shot myself in the boot once, doesn't mean I abandoned these...
>Cradles her knuckle guns tenderly
Dont'cha practice? I'm sure with enough you'll be a big fan of fans.
>
>>734724
>Aura up
>Cocks back a fist and slugs the incoming Lancer like a freight train
No.734728
>>734726
How old are you?
>>734727
I wasn't fighting with them I was...uhhhh--
Woooooooow.
That was awful.
No.734729
>>734728
I'm hilarious, don't deny it. Wait, if you weren't fighting, what were you doing?
No.734730
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>>734727
>cruuuuunnnnch
>crumples to the ground
Oh oh ow ow...
>holding his nose
>>734728
I think I'm what... two thousand tops?
No.734731
>>734729
...fanning myself.
>>734730
So you're relatively young compared to me.
But that's still beyond normal mortal lifespan...nice.
No.734732
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>reading the weather section of the newspaper
No.734733
>>734730
>Scoops up his crumpled body and shoulders him
Come on, you can do better than that!
>Bends backward and slams him into the floor
>SUPLEX
>>734731
...pfffffbthaha, hahaha-
>Catches herself
O-oh, it's not that bad...
No.734734
>>734732
Hey.
Hey.
Hey Space Ghost. Hey Space Ghost. Hey. Hey. Hello. Zorak to Space Ghost, can you read me? Hey. Hey. Space Ghost c'mon.
No.734735
>>734734
I'm trying to read Zorak
No.734736
>>734735
I guess you could say I'm...bugging you.
>
No.734737
>>734731
Yeah but I'm already dead so it's probably cheating.
>>734733
>psyche
Well of course I can, dumbass. I'm more surprised you fell for- whoa!
>head planted in the ground
>muffled "Second time in two days, what the hell."
>trying to get himself out
>"Oi help me out so I can kick your ass."
No.734738
>>734733
Shhhhhut up.
>>734737
Huh.
...so that means you probably can't die.
Also I thought slicing my face was embarrassing. This is...oof.
No.734739
>>734736
Well if you don't cut it out, you'll be having a real BLAST from my power bands
No.734740
>>734739
Bahahahahahaha--
NO WAIT!
>
No.734741
>>734740
I didn't want to do that Zorak. But I need for people to take me seriously now. So I can be cool again.
No.734742
>>734737
>Yanks him out by one leg
>Snorts
Do you bury your head in the ground often?
>>734738
>Don't laugh Yang, don't laugh
>Bites her lip
I...I gotta go.
>Hops on Bumblebee and takes off
No.734743
>>734741
>
You? Cool? You haven't been unironically cool since like...the '60s!
No.734744
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>>734738
>"No but I can still feel pain."
>"I was trying to fool her but I didn't think I'd end up like this."
>tugging away
>"You wouldn't believe how often this happens to me."
>>734742
You'd be the second this week.
>!
HEY AT LEAST PUT ME DOWN BEFORE OH GOD WHERE ARE YOU AAAAAAA-
>poor Lancer
>gone too soon
>taken hostage by Yang
No.734745
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>>734744
>looking through binoculars
I should probably rescue him.
No.734746
>>734744
That's really sad. Maybe you need someone to--
>>734742
HEY! GET BACK HERE WITH HIM!
No.734747
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>>734743
I was kind of cool again in 05. But then nothing followed up.
This is the year I get cool again!
No.734748
>>734747
I haven't been cool since like...the '80s. That was during my DEVO era.
Really popular back then but my greatest hit, my cover of Whip It, never gets airtime. It was about whipping enslaved species that've been acting up.
Apparently it's too "culturally insensitive" for today's radio. What a shame too.
No.734749
File: 1454266007285.jpg (1.88 MB, 900x1271, 900:1271, tumblr_nxwr0oXczg1ujrvh3o1….jpg)
>They don't call it a vision quest for nothing...
>I feel tired at an existential level
>Shuffles in, dirty as sin
...je suis de retour
>Drops her bags
No.734750
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>>734749
>looking out the window with binoculars
>now looking at Azula with the binocs
And what do we have here? A mysterious new specimen, perhaps if we removed the dirt, we may uncover something interesting.
>grinning behind the obnoxiously large binocs
No.734751
>>734749
>Now who is this?
No.734752
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>>734750
...I'm not even going to ask, woman.
>Can you be very fond of someone against your will
>I think that's what this is
It's...good to see you.
>>734751
I'm trying very hard not to assume that you're a hired blade. And I do hope I'm correct.
No.734753
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>>734752
>tosses the pair away
That's all the greeting I get? How cold of the fire princess.
No.734754
>>734752
I don't do things for hire.
>>734753
Hey Ahri, could I ask you something.
No.734755
>>734754
Hm? Fire away. Anything I can do to help.
No.734756
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>>734753
Were you expecting fanfare?
>How do you do this social interaction business
>Shakily holds out her arms
I'm sorry I left so suddenly. But it was necessary. I wouldn't have lasted much longer...as I was.
>>734754
>Danger Level: Arguable
Ah. In that case, I am please to meet you.
>Stiff bow
Azula. And you are...?
No.734757
>>734755
What do you think of Lancer?
>>734756
Kitana.
The pleasure is all mine.
No.734758
>>734748
Well that and all those lawsuits by Devo's lawyers who you you ate's families.
No.734759
>>734758
Yes, that too.
If it makes them feel better the Spanish lawyers' family gave me horrrrrrrrible indigestion.
No.734760
>>734756
>
And what about now?
>>734757
Lancer... He's a good man, definitely on the wilder side of things. I don't think he can help but be a big brother type, just don't piss him off.
No.734761
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>>734759
Cold comfort bug. Cold. Comfort.
No.734762
>>734761
It could be colder. Like that one lawyer's family.
Ate them raw after having them refrigerated for a day.
Real cold.
No.734765
>>734763
He's probably one of the best spear wielders you'll ever come across in this world. Ad he loves a good fight.
No.734766
>>734764
Hey, let's put lawyers aside here for a minute.
How are you going to become cool again? I'm wearing your suit right now and it is literally siphoning the cool right out of me.
Like if LL Cool J wore this he'd be like... LL Drool James in an instant.
No.734767
>>734765
I'll have to put that into consideration, then...
No.734768
>>734766
I'm going to fight galactic crime again.
And my costume is simple and classic in its design
No.734769
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>>734767
He can take a fair amount of abuse before he snaps, so I wouldn't worry about him.
>wink
Or maybe you should, before he's snatched up~
No.734770
>>734757
You don't seem like you'd like this crowd much. What's brought you here?
>>734760
>Shivers a bit
>Wait a sec are you tryin to Charm me again
...I am better. Comparatively, anyway. I've looked deep inside of myself, and come to terms with some things that plagued me.
>Short pause
How have you been?
No.734771
>>734768
Wait but I'm a galactic criminal.
>
No.734772
>>734769
What are you hinting at?
>>734770
Resurrection.
That and I had a friend here. And a...sibling.
No.734773
>>734770
There's much for you to catch up on, but first you need to be cleaned up.
>runs a thumb along the dirty cheek
Just look at this mess, come on you.
>flits off to the bathroom
>tails and clothes flying behind in her wake
>>734772
>peeks around a corner
>
>gone
No.734774
>>734771
Exactly. But also you're keyboard is a prison pod. Your punishment was being my talk show sidekick
No.734775
>>734774
Wait...was?
Does this mean I'm...free to go?!
No.734776
>>734774
Wait, we're being punished?
No.734777
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>smooching a severed hand
>Sweet, sweet relief
No.734778
>>734775
Ha Ha Ha. I don't think so.
>>734776
Well not if you like being my employee
No.734779
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>>734773
Yeah right.
>>734777
>don't try to murder
>don't try to murder
No.734780
>>734778
>a single tear falls
...okay.
No.734781
>>734778
What are the alternatives again.
>>734780
HA
No.734782
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>>734779
>I've got the rumblies in my tummy
>that only hands can satisfy
>Kira no you can't just do that in public
No.734783
>>734780
Deal with it.
>>734781
You sit in a cell and have no TV.
No.734784
>>734781
Screw you, Moltar! I've been stuck to this thing for yeeeeeaaaaars!
I THINK IT'S GROWN ATTACHED TO ME.
>>734783
I'LL DEAL WITH YOU!
>tries getting out of the keyboard
>but there is no fighting the system
I REALLY AM ATTACHED TO IT!
No.734785
>>734782
>yo what the fuck is he doing with that hand
No.734786
>>734783
Ok, I can see where you're going with this.
But hear me out, wouldn't it be worse for me if I sat in a cell with TV...and you didn't film me ever.
>>734784
WELL IF YOU LOVE IT SO MUCH WHY DON'T YOU MARRY IT
No.734787
>>734785
>[indiscriminate slurping noises]
>
>tuuuuuurn
A shame, isn't it.
No.734788
>>734784
Prison Pod. But also, I installed a bomb in the base of your spine that will go off should I ever push a button.
>>734786
I could always but you in a cell with no TV, is filmed 24/7 and is shared with Tansit.
No.734789
>>734786
BECAUSE IT DOESN'T LOVE ME LIKE I LOVE IT!
>>734788
So that explains what that sore was.
I should probably stop scratching it.
>scratch scratch
No.734790
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No.734791
>>734788
There are cheaper ways to make a quick buck, you know. You're squandering my talents by pairing me with that guy.
I NEED MY SPACE
>>734789
Well, I got a couples therapy book here...
No.734792
>>734789
Probably.
>>734791
Then lets just leave things as they are.
No.734793
>>734790
>shakes the hand
I've already decided on my girlfriend for this week.
You continuing to know I exist is too much trouble for me, especially since I'll be getting rid of a perfectly good girlfriend.
I'm sorry, but your green friend isn't here.
No.734794
>>734792
I'm Zorak, nobody tells me what to do.
>scratch scratch
Ohhhh yeee--
>BOOOOOOOOOM
Ouch.
>>734791
Hand it over. I'd get it myself but...
>
Yeah.
No.734796
>>734792
I want a dirt bike.
>>734794
You're cripplingly lazy?
No.734797
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>>734795
>hey Ki guess what he's loco
Isn't she lovely? She took such great care to get dirt out of her knuckles.
>tucks the hand away
But I can tell your hands are even finer. I'll have to separate them from the host.
And eliminate any unwanted baggage in the process.
No.734798
>>734796
Exactly.
Specifically the cripplingly part. My legs don't seem to work right now.
No.734799
>>734797
Riiiiiight, well I think you just might have to...
>backing away
reschedule that.
No.734800
>>734798
Ok. I'll just drop some soothing aloe vera on your pod.
>ka-chunk
>
...Haha, oops/
No.734802
>>734799
I can't let you do that.
>[KILLER QUEEN]
No one can know the truth of Kira Yoshikage.
>...
>I could use her as bait to get to the green haired one
>No, it's too risky.
You'll be the finest I've had in a long time.
>gettin closer
No.734803
>>734801
Are we off the air?
>flip
Ha, they thing talking it out will solve anything.
No.734804
>>734802
>Oh my goodne--
>Wait a second.
Alright then, I guess I have no choice but to oblige but before I do.
>takes gloves off
>shoves hand into a dirt stain
>and another into a window
>oh man blood errywhere
These are the hands you wanted, no?
No.734805
>>734803
How embarrassing.
No.734806
>>734804
>twitch
You bitch
>POSE
You're in my range. It'll feel good to eliminate someone like you
>here comes the ghostcat arm
>Need to hurry, if the green one shows up I'm done for already
No.734807
>>734805
I dunno, I'm feeling pretty good.
No.734808
>>734806
>That didn't work.
Can you not?
>butt fling right outta the way
No.734809
>>734807
Speak for yourself!
No.734810
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>>734808
>wait no come back I can't reach aaaa
>What an obscenely large ass.
>Taking her might not have been worth it after all.
>...She's going to go tell the other one and I'm going to die.
...
No.734811
>>734809
Did you get me a mai tai?
Because this doesn't taste like a mai tai.
No.734812
>>734811
They didn't have mai tai, okay?
No.734813
>>734812
BUT I WANTED MAI TAI
No.734814
>>734813
Well you got a mint julep!
No.734815
HIT THE DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECK
No.734816
>>734814
It's not the same!
>>734815
HIT?
No.734817
>>734815
DECK?!
>>734816
Well too bad!
No.734818
>>734816
This is fine.
>>734817
DECK.
No.734819
>>734817
Aw...I spilled mint julep all over my book.
And why didn't you introduce our guest.
>>734818
Duck?
No.734820
>>734818
Alright, if you say so.
>deck'd
>
>>734819
Guest?
He's our guest?
No.734821
>>734819
No, it's a space duck.
>>734820
This is also fine.
No.734823
>>734820
Come on man, get your head in the game.
>>734821
WHAT'D YOU SAY ABOUT MY MOTHER
No.734824
>>734823
Fine, fine!
>>734821
>digs out the script
Okay so here's our guest for the night Big...guy.
Big Guy.
No.734825
>>734822
>
>>734823
As Sean Connery would say, something something shagged your mother something.
>>734824
Son you better get that right or I'll be finding out what space mantis tastes like.
No.734826
>>734824
For us.
>>734825
Oh yeah, we had him on here before too.
He left us gifts, you know.
Gifts like mai tais.
No.734827
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>>734825
AAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA
No.734828
>>734825
That's literally what the script says, sir.
Wait no, no Big Boss.
You are Big Boss.
Alright, Mr. Boss do you mind if we ask a few questions?
>>734826
The biggest guy for us.
No.734829
>>734826
He's one of my clones.
>>734827
Ahhh. How majestic.
>>734828
That's what I thought.
No.734830
>>734828
I just said that.
Are you taking my lines again.
>>734829
>ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssip
Uh huh.
No.734831
>>734829
So our first question has to be...what's it like to have one eye?
>>734830
Maybe.
No.734832
>>734830
Coincidence? I think not.
>>734831
Like having two eyes. Minus one.
Also you're all flat. Like paper. Edible paper.
No.734833
>>734831
Hey, you should ask him what it's like to have one eye.
>>734832
Eh, I'm not seeing it
No.734834
>>734832
Look man, I'm waiting to be eaten by a mate. And you're not a mate.
So keep your mind off of food. We have a refreshments table right across from here. Speaking of which, our next question. Do you just eat anything you want?
>>734833
I just did that!
No.734835
>>734833
It's okay, you don't resemble your mother either.
>>734834
Just about. No use in being picky. I've had everything ranging from Russian false head mangoes to arrowana parasites.
No.734836
>>734834
You didn't do it with conviction!
>>734835
You take that back or I'll release the hounds.
>ka-chunk
>more fire
No.734837
>>734835
You sound like my type of guy.
I eat things like that too.
Next question, what was it like to experience the horrors of war...with one eye?
>>734836
I'LL CONVICTION YOU!
No.734838
>>734836
Do they taste good?
>>734837
Aiming isn't so hard. People are just moving targets on a line.
You know what's really hard? Urinals. It's just impossible.
No.734839
>>734837
SCREW YOU GUYS, I'M GOING HOME
>>734838
Only if you cook em just right
>screen off
No.734840
>>734838
Wow you're giving me a whole next perspective now.
Okay, so...I noticed your arm is robotic. Did you ever accidentally use it when you're uhhh...y'know. Planting the seeds.
You know what I mean, setting the hoes in line. As in pollinating the flower...
>>734839
AHHHHHH GET OUTTA HERE!
No.734841
>>734839
Hounds... Foxhounds.
>>734840
Son I'm too old for farmwork.
No.734842
>>734841
Huh, you actually knew what I meant. Most people think I'm using euphemisms when saying that stuff.
Aaaanyway, with Moltar gone I guess that's the end of our show. Let's give Big Boss a round of applause for being a good sport!
Play him off, Zorak!
>"Okay Zorak!"
>>
No.734843
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Been a while since I had that dream.
No.734844
>>734843
Everything alright, Mr. Cu?
No.734845
>>734844
Uh... yeah. Yeah, no biggie.
Who're you again?
No.734846
>>734845
>...he forgot about me
>It's okay, it's been a long time
>I-It doesn't hurt at all
Kamen Rider Ghost. Just Ghost is fine.
No.734847
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>>734846
Uh...
>
Oh. Right. The hero worship guy. 'sup?
No.734848
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>>734847
I've been doing fine. Things have been going slow for me lately, so I have more time to visit this place. What about you? Seemed like you had a very bad dream.
No.734849
>>734848
Eh? Ah, don't worry 'bout me.
>put on a brave face, Cu
No.734850
>>734849
Internalizing bad feelings won't do you any good. Are you sure you don't wanna talk about it?
No.734851
>>734850
Don't push your luck, kid.
No.734852
>>734851
>...
>nods
Alright. If you don't wanna talk about it, I won't insist. But is there anything I can do to make you feel better?
No.734853
>>734852
'm fine, Ghost. Really. Just a dream of the past.
No.734854
>>734853
Dream of the past...
>...
>Maybe I should try changing the subject
Where is the other "you"?
No.734855
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No.734856
>>734855
>Welp there goes that
>Uuuuuuh
Ever been to space?
No.734857
>>734856
You mean out with the stars? Man you're crazy.
No.734858
>>734857
...Is that a yes?
No.734859
>>734858
...You're serious.
>shakes his head
Kids...
>pfft
No.
No.734860
Oi, big sis, can't you put me down now?
>No, by being kept close to my bosom, you're also kept close to the bosom of the Lord. It won't be good if any little heathens get dirty knees.
Jeez...none of my other big sises do this as much as you, you know.
>None of them care about your round cheeks as much I do, obviously.
No.734861
>>734860
>peeking around a corner
>oh no
>oh no
>OH NO
No.734862
>>734861
>squirming in the tiddies
Oi, Saber! Help me out here before I suffocate!
>Do you really have to shout?
No.734863
>>734862
>uh
>hero of justice
>
No.734864
>>734863
>pop
You're a lifesaver!
>dashes away
>Hey! You little bastard! Think I like wastin' my time like that? Eh?
>I mean uh
>ahem
>The Lord God thanks you for being blessed today.
No.734865
>>734859
>I-I'm 18 years old
Oh! I went to space. It's pretty up there.
No.734866
>>734864
>I fear no man or dragon
>but this woman
>she scares me
...
No.734867
>>734865
>I'm like 2000 something
'zat so? Looks pretty from down here too.
No.734868
>>734866
>
Ah? Y'lookin' at somethin'?
>spits
No.734869
>>734868
>kreeng
>still standing
>thanks Armor
>bruise on his chin
Why.
No.734870
>>734869
Tch.
>wringing her hand out
That little sno-....I mean, ancestor of the Name's glory, said somebody was looking to hunt dragons.
I don't know why they'd call on this servant of God for something like that, but here I am.
>looking up and down
S'not you, eh?
No.734871
>>734867
>nod nod
It really is... I was really happy I was a ghost back there.
>...
Because I can't breath in space. And I would have died.
No.734872
>>734870
>he actually did it, the absolute madman
No.
>at least she's not being too friendly again that was weird and Byrnhild didn't like it
I should go now.
No.734873
>>734871
So you're a ghost too, huh.
No.734874
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>>734872
>staff planted in the ground
>arm: grabbed
Where do you think you're going.
No.734875
>>734874
>UH
To my Master's side.
No.734876
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>>734875
Master?
So you're not as lonely as I thought, huh.
>wasn't there a crying beanpole in the corner one time
>nah just my imagination
All creatures deserve the Lord's love.
But I need something to warm up with, help me out.
>subtly punching her palm
No.734877
>>734876
>wife help
>help
...
No.734879
This is it? This is the Legion of Doom? Man...This place was so much cooler on the old cartoons.
No.734881
>>734879
This is the Hall of Doom.
Legion's been defunct since the 60's, guy. It's all the uh... what is it, Society or some bullshit.
No.734882
>>734879
It really wasn't.
No.734883
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>>734880
>I AM AN ADULT
>wham
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOODGE
No.734884
>>734881
I was talking more about he people inside. Thought that they would be the Legion of Doom since they're occupying the Hall of Doom.
>>734882
You weren't even on the show. What would you know?
No.734885
>>734884
Oh but I was on the show.
Behind the camera.
Manipulating your childhood so this exact moment could be possible.
Welcome home, 21.
No.734886
>>734884
Nnnnnnnnope. Like I said: defunct. Disbanded. Gonezos.
You want the Secret Society or Crime Syndicate or whatever they're calling themselves now. And they sure as hell cleared out of here in Slaughter Swamp once it got discovered.
>shrug
>>734885
You cheeky motherfucker.
No.734887
>>734883
>but why
>D ain't no thang
>sandwich go
Do you want me to fight back or something.
No.734888
>>734873
internet is acting up sorry for slow responses
You thought the name was just for show?
No.734889
>>734886
You really don't want to get me started on you.
I had to add Deadman to your backstory just to make you in any way sympathetic.
Also you're going to stub your toe in three hours.
No.734891
>>734888
I know your pain
You Kamen Rider dudes have all kinds of weird names.
No.734892
>>734885
Oh man, Thawne? You aren't even the cool Reverse Flash.
>>734886
That is so Lame! I used all my vacation days to check this out!
No.734893
>>734889
>
Why would you wanna make me sympathetic?
>wait
Again? Goddammit. Fuckin' might as well just never take my damn jackboots off.
>>734892
I mean it's a pretty alright place now kinda.
No.734895
>>734891
Yeah, but it's related to who or what we are. Although I admit, some are pretty weird.
>Just what is a Kiva?
>Senpai please tell me.
No.734896
>>734892
Zolomon has a speech impediment and is secretly homosexual.
Just for that, you're never getting that promotion.
Ever.
>>734893
Sales, of course. Who do you think signs the artist's paychecks?
No.734897
>>734895
So it's like our classes.
No.734898
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>>734893
It looks like a halfway house for weirdos. Which admittedly is kind of cool. But still....ya know, kill your heroes I guess.
>>734896
Last promotion I got was leading SPHINX and that sucked.
No.734899
>>734894
>snaps up the sandwich
>sitting on him
Ah, quit your bellyaching. You think God wants to hear your moaning all the time?
>scarfs it down
>...
>dabs her face with a napkin after
Hm.
No.734900
>>734896
Are you really pulling a Deadpool?
>>734898
Kill your heroes sounds fun.
No.734901
>>734897
Yeah! Like that! Why you have those again?
No.734903
>>734898
Yes, and the untimely death of your best friend 24.
Don't you have anything better to do than be a henchman forever?
>>734900
I was Deadpool before Deadpool was Deadpool.
No.734904
>>734901
Part of the Grail War system or whatever, ask a Caster.
No.734905
>>734900
Honestly, I've never seen the point in actually killing a hero. I mean, what happens after that? Just move on and arch a new guy? Maybe that's why villains never succeed.
>>734903
Nope.
Also, wasn't Ambush Bug Deadpool before Deadpool was Deadpool?
No.734906
>>734902
This place is utterly foul. I'll have to be sure and bring some holy water back with me.
>and my bandages
>can't go bloodying the knuckles of a saint
Lead on!
>
>strolls out
No.734907
>>734904
>Grail War...?
Right. Who around here are Casters?
No.734908
hey anyone seen my sister-in-law?
No.734909
>>734905
And does Ambush Bug have a TV show?
No, I didn't think so.
>>734908
The farm is two miles south.
No.734910
>>734903
Well alright then, whatever.
>>734905
This is why being a villain with just one guy is stupid.
No.734911
>>734909
ahahahaaaa funny Zoom, so funny, no really ya seen her or are ya too busy jerking it to the Flash?
No.734912
>>734907
Hell if I know, never met one.
No.734913
>>734909
He was on Batman Brave and the Bold.
>>734910
Keeps it simple man. Plus the organizations set up all the rules of engagement and shit.
No.734914
>>734910
Youuuuuuuuuu like men.
>>734911
I do not "jerk it" to the Flash!
I jerk it to Jesse Quick!
Actually it's not even jerking it, because I rape her.
>>734913
He had two episodes. I have two seasons!
No.734915
>>734913
Being part of a union is equally stupid.
I just merc whoever I come across.
No.734916
>>734914
guess you had a quicky
No.734917
>>734912
Right. I'm sure I'll recognize when I see one.
>ring ring
Eh? Condor Phone? Here? That must mean...
>Ghost grabs the phone and hops into his bike
Sorry, Mr. Cu. But I think I gotta go. I'll see you later!
>VROOOOOOOOOOOOM
No.734918
>>734914
Dude you have a season and a few episodes as a guest star. And they made Zoom much cooler and stronger? Do you even watch the show man?
>>734915
See, now that is cool and bad ass. All the mercs I usually run into are just guys with weird fetishes
No.734919
>>734916
Well of course I had a-
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaait a minute.
>>734918
Fool, Reverse-Flash is Zoom who is Harrison Wells.
At least I get the paychecks for all three of them.
Those idiots at CW wanted a Black Flash expy at all costs, so what.
No.734920
>>734914
Projecting.
>>734918
They tend to be, yeah.
Lots of creeps with fetishes end up as mercs 'cause it's the only job where nobody judges.
No.734921
>>734919
HI-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH! but really Jesse Quick? come on man you can do so much better!
No.734922
>>734919
NO WAY! That would be totally lame.
>>734920
Sounds about right.
No.734923
>>734920
You with a lack of stable father figure?
Please.
>>734921
Well, I did get it on with Iris a few times.
WHICH MEANS BART IS MY GRAAAAAAAANDSOOOOOOOOOOONNNN
Maybe
>>734922
No, he's actually Earth-2 Barry.
No.734924
>>734922
So what's with the butterfly getup, one of uh... who was it... Monarch's henchmen?
>>734923
I am no man's son. Remember that? It was a pretty solid line.
No.734925
>>734923
so who is in ya gen pool?
No.734926
>>734924
But you are some sugar daddy's son, aren't you.
>>734925
I'm from the 25th century, we're all fifth cousins there.
No.734927
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>>734923
I thought it was Earth-2 Henry Allen
Also, Impulse is totally your Grandson in some sort. Since his mother Meloni Thawne is descended from you.
>>734924
Yeah. Henchman 21
No.734928
>>734926
and you call me a hillbilly
No.734929
>>734927
I know who is my family and who isn't!
>takes out a locket
>Bart and Inertia's faces inside
>question marks over both of them
...Henry Allen, that's a good idea. Glad I thought of it!
>>734928
When everyone is a hillbilly, no one will be.
Also because I eradicate your lineage by then, it really helps the nonexistent welfare lines.
But now I must go to Vancouver!
>pew
No.734930
>>734926
No more than you are, Mr. Fifth Cousin.
>>734927
So what's that like, never been a goon.
No.734931
>>734929
pppft like I need his help to eradicate my lineage
No.734932
>>734930
Its sort of like having a regular job but with more excitement.
No.734933
>>734932
Huh. No wonder so many idiots follow mob bosses.
>
That really explains how my job works so well then.
No.734934
>>734933
mob thugs are the worst. They look down on us henchmen, but don't even realize that its so much safer and more lucrative to hench
No.734935
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>>734934
Oh they're definitely the worst, but you know the good part? They're stupid enough to do anything you tell them, like little lemmings.
And if they don't you can kill the ones that don't to scare the others into doing it.
No.734936
>>734935
See, Henchmen are killed by their bosses all the time. But the Guild compensation is quite favorable to the families. Plus, they provide housing, so its cheap too
No.734937
>>734936
And that's a fact that I'm never going to share with my little lemmings.
Because I want them to die.
No.734939
>>734938
Someone looks exhausted.
No.734940
>>734939
Oh hey... Alcor, right?
No.734942
>>734941
Saiduq, right...
>sits himself up
So how's being a star?
No.734943
>>734942
I will answer your query with another query: how is it, being human?
You see the inanity behind the question, yes?
No.734944
>>734943
I didn't mean in an existential way. I could answer that with "kinda sucks", but I don't have the energy to discuss that.
>siiigh
Whatever... You wouldn't happen to have "sewing" powers, would you? Because my jacket got some new holes.
No.734945
>>734944
I suppose I would answer "it simply is." Though that wouldn't mean very much, would it.
>
It will simply get holes again when next you meet the blade-wing girl. Wouldn't it be easier to leave it as it is?
No.734946
>>734945
Maybe. But I care too much about this jacket to leave it in this state.
No.734947
>>734946
It's futile and asinine. How very... human.
Give me your jacket.
No.734948
File: 1454296652752.jpg (73.91 KB, 850x1064, 425:532, sample-b31a0a459ae8798ee2c….jpg)
>floating around on a large ball
No.734949
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No.734950
>>734949
>handstanding on the ball
Hello Mr. Alcor! Long time no see!
No.734951
>>734950
Saiduq. That is the name I have decided for myself.
It has been some time, yes.
No.734952
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>>734951
That's a funky name if I've ever heard one.
>floating to the ground
Though I probably should just speak for myself.
>sitting back down on the ball
Where's the kid you're usually around? Um... I can't remember his name.
No.734953
>>734952
Sleeping. It was a long day.
No.734954
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No.734955
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No.734957
>>734956
You look even more beat up than me. You okay, fella?
No.734958
File: 1454299185193.png (252.62 KB, 500x237, 500:237, tumblr_nipio5lulV1qmkuhfo3….png)
>>734957
>uh
I'm fine.
>
You're on fire.
No.734959
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>>734958
Huh? Oh, that happens sometimes. I'm a real hothead, a-hyuck.
>Takes a deep breath
>SSSsssss
>Back to golden curls
I'm Yang, by the way.
No.734961
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>>734960
>Fitting
Who're you lookin' for?
No.734962
>watching Bar Rescue
>THIS BAR IS DISGUSTING! START TALKING, BITCH
Emmerich...
No.734963
>>734961
Doesn't matter, she's not here.
No.734964
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>>734962
He's dead you daft, blind bastard.
No.734965
>>734964
No, the bitch lives on in that nerd that hangs around Young Snake.
Playing us off...
>tosses a squirt pistol and a match
I didn't have a M1911 or napalm. Make do.
No.734966
>>734965
Really.
>fills the squirt pistol with lighter fluid
>lights a match
>makeshift flamethrower: yes
>firing: no
There's no use in killing you now, you're already a broken, useless shell of a man with nothing but impotent rage left in you.
No.734967
>>734966
Eli never talked like a human being! Who the hell are you!?
>you wouldn't shoot a cripple, would you
Impotent...no, that's where you're wrong!
For generations we pass on our legacy, and that's considered to be a good thing. We toil and labor while war rages on for eternity because that's all we know how to do!
Kaz Miller is a tool of some greater cause no longer.
No.734968
>>734967
>well I assassinated a cripple in 2005
>that cripple being you
>remember
Fool. Even now you're just a slave to my father. Don't you see? When I assassinated you before my revolt in Shadow Moses, I freed you from your fate.
Why would you come back? Are you that masochistic? Do you enjoy being his little submissive dog?
No.734969
>playing with D Dog
Who's a good boy? You are! Yes! You Are!
No.734970
>>734968
>and then you put those sunglasses on and called yourself a man
>you waste
Boss, MSF, Diamond Dogs, Outer Heaven, they're all I have left.
>
Came back? I believe in the Boss, I never left.
Now get out of my sight.
>>734969
Snake Eli is bugging me again.
Also he's all old.
No.734971
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>>734969
>goddamn fucking-
>>734970
You're blind.
No.734972
>>734970
So throw your cane at him
>>734971
>shut the hell up kid
No.734973
>>734971
>whacks in the dick with his cane
Not blind enough, ah bitch?
>>734972
I just did!
And take that dog to a groomer or something, we have fleas on base!
No.734974
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>>734972
>quiet you puppet
>>734973
Do you have any idea how many times I've been stricken there?
It's no use, fool.
>nabs the cane
>Liquid you asshole
No.734975
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>>734974
>no cane
>standing as still as possible
...I've been played LIKE A DAMN FIDDLLLLEEEEE
>holding a remote
>click
>a fulton pops out of the cane
No.734976
>>734975
Wh-I've been bamboozled...!
>fwip
>fultoned away
No.734977
File: 1454302154084.png (143.51 KB, 500x268, 125:67, tumblr_nwovgkT3Eg1tfrmmlo3….png)
>>734973
We just got back from the groomers Kaz.
>>734974
>I got no strings
>oh wait he's gone
No.734978
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>>734976
Play me like a damn fiddle once, shame on you.
Play me like a damn fiddle twice, shame on me.
>adjusts beret
Happy sailing, bitch.
>>734977
Well he still looks dirty.
>facing the wrong way
No.734979
>puffan on that one cigar Bala gave him fucking forever ago
Man. This is nice.
No.734980
>>734979
>sniff sniff
>cigar
Boss?
No.734981
>>734978
Don't you dare talk shit about my dog Kaz. Don't you dare.
No.734982
>>734980
>uh
>squint
>"Outer Heaven"
>I am not getting in that mess
Try again, Monsieur Miller.
>haha unintentional Cecile jokes
No.734983
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>>734981
Who the hell do you think I am, Ocelot? I love the little guy.
>especially since nobody let me kill him
I just want him looking his best for the anniversary, that's all.
>>734982
Cecile? CECILE!?
CECIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILE! I LOVE YOU! IN MORE THAN A I WANT TO SEE YOU NAKED KIND OF WAY!
But you sound kind of manly now, so I might just pass.
No.734985
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>>734984
Jimmy Hoffa? I knew they never sunk you in that well!
>uh
Chico?
No.734986
>>734985
Strike three. Yerrrr out. Penalty too.
You don't know me, fella.
No.734987
File: 1454303271450.png (255.38 KB, 570x894, 95:149, tumblr_nzstot1ohB1qedutlo1….png)
>>734986
Think I can't know anybody because I'm blind? Because I can't see you?
I know you, you're a smartass.
No.734988
>>734987
Listen to that projection! You got somethin' to prove, don'tcha.
No.734989
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>>734983
I love my dog Kaz
No.734990
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>>734988
No, nothing to prove.
Everything that could have been said already has been.
The only thing left is revenge.
And base-wide cooking challenges.
>>734989
I didn't say you didn't love your dog. Jeez!
No.734991
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No.734992
>>734991
YOU SON OF A BITCH
>falls over
No.734994
>>734993
If you don't kick him, I will.
Ooooo, let's rob his ass blind!
Blind! Bahahaha!
No.734995
>>734994
And piss off the old fart who nixed Balalaika?
This's his number two. You wanna die?
Hell. I can't die and I won't fuck with'im.
No.734996
>>734995
You're fuckin' with me, this little pussy is that guy's number two?
>blink
...Nah, that makes sense. Dude was a fucking mental case last time I saw him.
>nudging Kaz with a boot
Ransom?
No.734997
>>734996
Lemme tell you what I know 'bout Outer Heaven policy.
You ask for a ransom, they'll send an agent to kill you before you even blink and you won't see a cent.
Leave'im alone. Only thing we can extort is a trip to Hell for you and a timeout in limbo for me.
No.734998
>>734997
Pussy.
>spits
Ask me, these assholes ain't that much different than the CIA, and we've been dodging those fucks since day one.
>shrug
Whatever, you were right about the horse racing so I guess we don't have to tie this guy up.
No.734999
>>734998
CIA are fucking losers who can't catch normal fucking thugs let alone anyone with a big name.
>milkshake from his jacket
These're different. The original PMC. They don't fuck around, so I stay well outta their business and sight.
No.735000
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>>734999
Lookit you, droppin' knowledge like that.
>yanks the shake away
S'matter, scared of the big bad private army?
We did donuts in a fuckin' spaceship last night you goddamn disgrace.
No.735001
>>735000
Goddamn right I am.
>t r u t h
No.735002
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>>735001
>GROANZONE
Jesus wept, you're fucking hopeless.
>
Been a while since I had a good ransom anyway, make more'n we do killing people and selling copper wire.
No.735003
>>735002
Being brave and being an idiot are pretty similar. Wanna know the difference?
Brave people know when they're outta their league. Idiots just laugh and die.
>
Why don't we ransom some guy who won't throw a fucking nuke at us, like... iunno, Kingpin or some mobster bigwig.
No.735004
>>735003
Yeah whatever.
>sippan on shake
You got a thing for that fatass? All you ever wanna do is ride his lardy nuts, ain't there anybody else in your wacko world we can fuck with?
>itches her stomach
...Should get a new boat.
No.735005
>>735004
It's an example. Guy's made of more money than lard, it's ridiculous.
I've robbed the world's largest bank and haven't seen half the cash that motherfucker has.
>
Oi, that's my shake!
>nab
>sip
No.735006
>>735005
>straw still in her mouth
Wh-shithead!
>ptew
Whatever, keep your shitty cherry shake. Any shake ain't chocolate's a waste of damn time.
>
So what, you're sayin' this guy's the richest in the country?
No.735007
>>735006
>
This isn't my shake.
>"For Damian"
...You can have it.
>uh
That's a toughie. Between Tony Stark, Lex Luthor and Bruce Wayne there's kind of a three-way tie for richest.
'sides, Fisk's cash is dirty. Wouldn't count.
No.735008
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>>735007
Think that means a damn?
>shake equipped
Money's money, Jay. Printed on endangered forests at the expense of all the little poor fucks that'll never have enough.
>pulls a wad from under her shirt
Shit's dirty by it's very nature, dig it.
No.735009
>>735008
Not to the yuppies living in their little bubbles. Fuck'em though, little shits.
No.735010
>>735009
Sounds like you're suggestin' some revenge type shit.
Playin' Robin Hood ain't my MO, s'probably plenty of those rich bitches with their damn jewelry though.
>
How much dough's your little bro got.
No.735011
>>735010
Stealing from Wayne, huh.
>do I really want Dick, the brat and the replacement on my ass
>they'll fuck my operation up
How bad do you want Batman and his troupe of shitbrained fucknuggets to come in and put you and I in full body casts and then prison.
>
I mean, I'd break us out but the cast bit's annoying.
No.735012
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>>735011
>pfft
Please. I lift my shirt an inch and we'll be buried in more skrill than you've ever seen in your dead-ass life.
>rolls her shoulder
Always wanted to beat the shit out of some self-righteous little asshole. And you're too fuckin' invincible.
No.735013
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>>735012
You won't do it. S'okay though.
>
Little bro's got superpowers too. Fuckin' mini Superman.
I'll find us a nice rich asshole who won't fucking utterly demolish us.
Not dying's cool but that don't mean I always get away without a hitch.
No.735014
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>>735013
Your whole family's pretty strange, Jay.
>digging for a ciggie
Shit, if it's that easy why the hell ain't I Wonder Woman yet?
No.735015
>>735014
Got that right, Dick's the only remotely normal guy and he's a fucking circus freak.
>guh
Do you wanna wear the star spangled panties?
Not gonna lie I'd love to see that.
No.735016
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>>735015
Keep it up, I'm sure not gonna fuckin' castrate you in your sleep now.
>flicks the cig
Dick, huh. Poor bastard. Any chicks in this weird ass rodeo or is it a fuckin' sausage fest.
No.735017
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>>735016
Sure you will. But if you do that, who's gonna stop me from letting everyone know you're ticklish as fuck?
>
There were a few. Cass is pretty alright. She's my little sis.
No.735018
>>735017
Sailing into some dangerous waters, my man.
Careful, Here Be Monsters.
>flip
Good shit it really is a family business, you people are goddamn unbelievable.
No.735019
>>735018
Not literally my little sis but her mom taught me that sick judo shit before I got shunted off to go live with super ancient ninjas and she got adopted by Wayne.
>
Yeah okay it really is. But I'm not really a part of that shit anymore.
No.735020
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>>735019
Sounds hot.
Gotta ask though, most of these fuckheads are in their like, 30s right?
Ever remember they're playin' goddamn dressup well into middle age?
No.735021
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>>735020
"Most"? I'm like, perpetually 25, the runt's 11, my replacement's... 20?
>
Yeah, 20.
I think Dick's 28.
>how old is Cass
>...
Costumed vigilante shit, it's okay to act like it's Halloween every night.
>shrug
No.735022
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>>735021
Not the little shits, you idiot.
Hell even the Greek babe herself's gotta be old as fuckin' dirt now, still wearin' less'n I do.
>flask get
Guess everybody's got a way of escapism, huh.
No.735023
>>735022
She's also basically immortal too.
When you don't really get older, you can wear whatever the fuck you want, dig?
>
But yeah the superhero cunts really are just manchildren.
No.735024
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>>735023
Fountain of Youth shit.
Shit...Hang around you too much, probably get marked by those dipshits too. Can't bribe any of 'em either. Like hell am I letting Batfaggot take me to jail though.
>guh
Whatever.
>tosses a Hawaiian shirt at him
Try it on, I dunno what fuckin' size you wear.
No.735025
>>735024
To be fair, Wondy's not human at all.
>uh
>oh god it's horrendous
Plannin' on goin' to the tropics?
No.735026
>>735025
Just wear the fuckin' shirt.
>
Ain't that the pits, all those little bitches brought up to put her perfect heart-shaped ass on a pedestal, all for goddamn nothin'.
No.735027
>>735026
>thinking about Wondy's ass
>n i c e
>i
>c
>e
Pushy.
>off comes the jacket
>Hawaiian shirt on
>I want to vomit this is horrible
No.735028
>>735027
>whoa ok
>scars
>very nice
Pfffthahahaha! You fuckin' idiot!
>falls over laughing
>I'm definitely not glad you put the shirt on
No.735029
>>735028
Don't lie, I look great no matter what I put on.
No.735030
>>735029
You think you look like anythin' other than a fruit, you're a fuckin' idiot.
No.735031
>>735030
Keepin' the shirt.
No.735032
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>>735031
Yeah?
Better at this shopping shit than I thought.
No.735033
>>735032
Not like I'm any better, you see my clothes.
No.735034
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>>735033
Why the hell you think I got you the shirt, dumbass. Can't wear leather jackets every fuckin' day.
>Rev pls
>uh
Star spangled panties, huh.
No.735035
>>735034
>pff
Yeah?
>
I think she still wears those. Haven't really seen Diana since...
>thinking
Since I was the one in the stupid scale underwear, I think.
Huh.
No.735036
>>735035
Well I ain't lookin' for Uncle Sam spats if it ain't the hottest superchick wearin' 'em.
Fuck, I don't even know any of the other ones. Bird somethin'.
No.735037
>>735036
Hawkgirl. You met Power Girl. Zombie movie night.
>
Hey, wanna see somethin' cool?
No.735038
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>>735037
Nah, there's another bird chick.
>ugh
Whaddya want, Jay.
No.735039
>>735038
>puts Rev's hand where his heart should be
>no pulse
>:3c
Another bird one that's not Hawkgirl? Shit, now you actually got me.
No.735040
>>735039
>!
Hot shit, you really are a fuckin' monster!
Oh man, we gotta go to a hospital next Halloween!
No.735041
>>735040
Pff. Tell'em I had a heart attack. I'll get back up in the morgue and bite the attendant or some shit.
No.735042
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>>735041
Better idea.
>gun: to heart
>bang
No.735043
>>735042
>
I guess that would be a better idea. Except y'know-
>boolet being pushed out and blood seeping in reverse
>freaky deaky healing factor
that.
External injuries ain't gonna do the trick.
No.735044
>>735043
Aw fuckin' lame!
>watching the blood slip back in
Can't you turn that shit off?
No.735045
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>>735044
>...
Y'know I never tried.
>
Oh! Knife. Stab me next time or something.
No.735046
>>735045
>shrug
>jackknife out of her boot
>stabbity
This is almost kinda fucked up.
No.735047
>>735046
>mildest of winces
No biggie. I can barely feel it.
>
'Kay, now act all freaked out and shit. I guess we're practicing.
>flops
No.735048
>>735047
Oi! Don't pull that shit on me, I ain't some Broadway slut!
>...
>uh
Fuck...help?
No.735049
>>735048
>sits up
>eyes un-glaze
Come on work with me, we gotta sell it to these fucks!
No.735050
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>>735049
Guh, fuck this!
>slaps herself
>ahem
Jay...? Jay?
Don't, don't fuck with me man. Get up!
No.735051
>>735050
>flops again
>
>slow thumbs up
No.735052
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>>735051
...Uh.
>
Fuck, I lost it again.
This shit's fuckin' embarrassing, I'll just make it up as I go along.
No.735053
>>735052
>gah
>up again
>yanks the bootknife out
Works for me.
>
Aw. Stained the shirt...
No.735054
>>735053
>blink
>bullet hole and a knife tear in it too
Aw god fuckin' damn it!
No.735055
>>735054
Bah. I got it. Stitch my clothes up plenty of times anyways.
No.735056
>>735055
Whatever, just get you another one.
>pouting: probably
Now what.
No.735057
>>735056
>is the shirt important to her
>huh
Monty Python?
No.735058
>>735057
Now you're speakin' my language.
>facefirst dive onto the couch
No.735059
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>>735058
>haha awwwww yiss
Sweet.
No.735060
>>735059
>
That big fuckin' foot gets me every time.
The hell do people watch now?
No.735061
>>735060
Trash, that's what.
No.735062
>>735061
Fuck 'em.
>yawn
You're comin' with me to the docks tomorrow. Been too long since I had a fuckin' boat.
No.735063
>>735062
>
I got a boat too. S'comfy.
No.735065
Luuuucy I'm....oh hey guys. What's up?
No.735066
>>735064
Patrol torpedo boat, huh... I can dig it.
No.735067
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>>735065
Monty Python and boats.
You in?
>>735066
Yeah well, s'Dutch's, but I'm not gonna learn some other goddamn boat for nothing.
No.735068
>>735065
Yo. Siddown, movie time.
>>735067
Speaking of, what's the situation with Lagoon. You doin' alright?
No.735069
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>>735067
I've never said no to Monty Python. Ever in my life
>>735068
Which movie, cause if I get a vote its Life of Brian
No.735070
>>735068
Doin' alright?
The hell you mean, Jay.
>>735069
That's a good boy.
>Always look on the bright side of life
Aw what the hell.
No.735071
>>735069
Pff. Votes.
>>735070
You kidnapped Rock and ransomed'im back and I heard you bitchin' about missing work or some shit.
What's up.
No.735072
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>>735070
It's the best of the Python films. My personal runner up is Meaning of Life. Holy Grail is great, but doesn't do it for me quite the same.
>>735071
Then I demand Life of Brian!
No.735073
>>735071
Who the fuck said anything was up.
Nobody's askin' questions when you go put a bomb on the batdude's car.
>>735072
Archery's the wrong major for ya, Roy. Shoulda went into fuckin' film criticin...critciz...whatever.
No.735074
>>735072
Fine, Life of Brian it is.
>
Holy Grail's fun.
>>735073
Yeah. 'Cause nobody but you, Roy and me know. Maybe the brat.
No.735075
>>735073
Eh. I like the movies that I like. Not interested in seeing the ones that I might not.
>>735074
Holy grail is great. But last time I went to see it there were a bunch of anime rejects shouting about how this wasn't the true grail.
They seemed to think that Monty Python was a person
No.735076
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>>735074
Point?
>>735075
More ya know.
No.735077
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>>735075
So you're gonna let them ruin it for you? For shame.
>>735076
Point is, you don't get questions the less people know.
So what's the deal.
No.735078
>>735076
>shrugs
>>735077
Not ruin, just put off temporarily.
No.735079
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>>735077
Kinda just answered your own question, man.
Watch the movie, huh.
>>735078
Anybody ever tell you you got a punchable face.
No.735080
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>>735078
You mean the ghost guys, right. 'Cause I remember them actually liking it for the most part. The yelling short blonde one in red being the exception.
You know what they say about vocal minorities. They ruin everything.
>>735079
That bad, huh.
>watchan
No.735081
>>735079
Yeah all the time.
>>735080
It might also be that I'm having weird memories getting unrepressed. Apparently Donna Troy and I were a legit thing at one point.
No.735082
>>735080
>grunt
>>735081
Yeah I'm not toasted enough for this.
>hops off the couch
You boys have fun.
>strollan
No.735083
>>735081
You and her? I had sort of a thing with her when we were looking for Ray Palmer.
>
Her and Rayner too.
We still talk sometimes, what with the whole "dead sidekick" thing.
>>735082
Damn...
No.735084
>>735083
Yeah, but my history is all muddled by flashpoints and crisis bullshit. But back when we were titans. Before the whole creepy old dude husband thing
No.735085
>>735084
Donna and Peej are tied for the weirdest shit.
No.735086
>>735085
History is a real bitch when you run with the cape and mask crowd
No.735087
>>735086
Which is why I try to keep out of it now. I really don't like it.
No.735088
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>>735087
Jay....we're in it dude. We wear masks and theoretically fight crime. Plus the only reason you still walk the earth is because Super-Cry Baby Man Prime dick punched the phantom zone
No.735089
>>735088
I said "trying".
And that's still kinda iffy. You're not the only one who got muddled by flashpoints and the crisis.
No.735090
>>735089
I miss the days where you got a few years of a status quo before it all got blown up
No.735091
>>735090
Now it's just events left and right.
>
I'm tired. Gonna nap it off.
Also the crime boss thing is boring. And I have some glass in my leg from all the windows. So... I'll deal with that shit later.
Let's pick up a job sometime again, change pace.
>
No.735093