No.735092
>This used to be a fun house
>But now it's full of evil clowns
No.735094
>Zzzzz.... carnage scissorzzzz...
No.735095
>>735094
>sneaks riiiight in his face
Wakey wakey~
>poke
No.735096
>>735095
Uggghh... Saya, please just five more minutes... I promise I'll-
>wait
>wait
>
...hi.
No.735097
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>>735096
>...
Well, it's a good face, but not quite the reaction I was going for.
No.735098
>>735097
S-sorry. I just wasn't expecting to wake up to... all this.
>...
It looks good, though. You look good.
No.735099
>>735098
>
Alright, that was a nice save.
>pops into her normal clothes
I felt like I was bandwagoning when I got them, but they're not half bad, huh?
No.735100
>>735099
Thanks, I guess...?
>No,wait put'em bac- I MEAN
Uh, yeah. Not bad at all. Wait, bandwagoning?
No.735101
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>>735100
Yeah, these things sell like hotcakes, heaps of people have a pair or two. I'm pretty sure mum has two, actually. Try not to think about that too much~
No.735102
>>735101
Your mom?
>no, mental images
>Not now
I wanna ask why she'd have two of those, but I'm afraid of that answer...
>streeeecht
So, had breakfast yet?
No.735103
>>735102
I kind of want to know the answer as well.
>rolls a big blue orb out of her room
I was gonna make you breakfast and show you the kittens but I just couldn't wait.
No.735104
>...
>You never truly appreciate blankets until you've been without
No.735105
>So this is what it's like to dress modestly.
>...wow this is baggy.
No.735106
>>735103
Well, I enjoyed the show, but I wouldn't mind if you had showed up with some food.
>That sounded way better in my head...
Sooo breakfast is on you then!
No.735107
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>>735104
Looking a little dazed, there.
>>735105
Is that you, Kitana?
>>735106
>this guy
Well that's gratitude for you, isn't it? Alright, looks like for some extra crispy noodles for you then.
>stomps off to the kitchen
No.735108
>>735107
>uuuUH
I meant that in the best way possible!
>>735104
Oh hey it's...you.
>>735105
Someone new this early?
No.735109
>>735107
You don't recognize me?
Guess I can see why.
>>735108
...
>sigh
I'm pretty sure we've met.
No.735110
>>735107
Getting reacquainted with...indoors.
>Watches her stomp away
>Dull throb of anger
>Stupid peasants, angering the fox lady
No.735111
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>>735108
Azula. And you are Ragna.
No.735112
>>735108
>returns with a flaming bowl
Mhm. I'm sure you did.
>>735109
Yeah, I can barely see your face, on top of your new threads.
>>735110
>hands her a nice warm bowl of noodles
Have you really spent all this time away travelling?
No.735113
>>735109
We did...?
>Wait, that voice...
Kitana!?
>>735111
Yeah, that's me. Been sometime, huh?
>>735112
>gulp
Extra crispy,huh?
No.735114
>>735112
It's a new look.
>>735113
Quite a difference, no?
No.735115
>>735113
>dangerously sweet smile
Of course~ I'm sorry about the wait~ Why don't you eat up~
>
>>735114
Is this some sort of Edenian fashion statement?
No.735116
>>735112
>Almost drops her face into the bowl
>After months of onion and banana drink, this is almost heaven
In the woods. I was told to go on a vision quest, and not to return until I had either given up on myself entirely or come to an epiphany.
>Scoops in a mouthful
Needless to say, I wasn't going to look a crazy old man in the face and tell him I'd given up on me
>>735113
Too long. Still agitating Ahri, I see.
No.735118
>>735114
Yeah! I couldn't even tell it was you behind all... that! What's with the clothes?
>>735116
She's the one who agitates me!
>uuuh
Although, just this once, I may have made a mistake...
>>735115
>AAAAAAAAAAA
S-sure! I-I'm gonna go... take some riiiight now.
>...
>hesitantly pokes the flaming noodles with the chopsticks
No.735119
>>735115
It's an experiment. If you nor Ragna recognized me then it's good to go.
>>735118
I have my reasons.
No.735120
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>>735116
So what did you find out there?
>discreetly ties a bib around Azula's neck
>subtly puts goggles on the table
>>735118
>it was just the soup that was on fire
>but the noodles look pretty black and burnt
It's rude to the chef if you don't eat~
>>735119
What are you planning to do with it?
No.735121
>>735119
Sneaking mission? Ninjas do that right?
>tfw the only ninja Ragna met was loud as they can get
>>735120
>power of the azure help
Right... Heeeere I goooo...
>sluuuurp
>forcefully swallows it
Eeeer... yummy~
No.735122
>>735120
Do you really need to know?
>>735121
Iiiiin a way.
No.735123
>>735118
>Eat your noodles
>Wimp
Not new territory you'd be capturing.
>Takes a slurp of her own
>>735120
>Eyes the goggles curiously
I saw...myself. And I didn't like some of the things I saw in me.
>Darkens
The things I did were necessary, and I don't feel guilty. But all the same, I don't want to be like that anymore. I don't need to. I can be...better now.
No.735124
>>735121
>it's somehow cold and uncooked on the inside
Say that a little louder, these old ears might have missed something there~
>>735122
Now I really want to know.
>>735123
>in case you want to put your face fully in
I want to ask how you plan on doing it, but I think I'll simply watch and support your from the sides.
>shaking pompoms around
I want to see how you've grown!
No.735125
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>>735124
>Strongly considering it
It's hard to define "being better" without sounding like a guidance counselor, spouting inane drivel about feelings.
>Fake gagging
>Still a long way to go, apparently
...but I think I'll start by making amends with Zuzu.
No.735126
>>735124
I want to see how flirty that Lancer will get when I'm mostly covered up.
No.735127
>>735122
Trying to avoid someone?
>>735123
>Eat my noodles
>Doubt you can do it
Oh, shut up.
>eyan her noodles
>>735124
>This is worse than Jubei's training
YUUMMY!
No.735128
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>>735125
Well feelings is how I got where I am.
>hmm
But I don't think I've seen your brother since you left.
>>735126
>giggles
Well that's as good a reason as any. I bet he's not even going to recognise you to begin with.
>>735127
>nods, satisfied
I think you've learned your lesson.
>clicks her fingers
>a fresh bowl appears next to the flaming one
No.735129
>>735127
Nope.
>>735128
Exactly!
That flirt won't know what hit him.
No.735130
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>>735127
>That sounds like a challenge
Oh, does the big man need softer noodles for his delicate palate~?
>Swaps their bowls quickly
Fussy peasants. Watch, as I demonstrate a higher testicular fortitude than you seem capable of.
>Takes a bite and flinches at the crunch
...mmm...
>>735128
And you're just wonderful, but I'm still me, and I wouldn't give me up for the entire world.
>Would you do me, I'd do me
>In terms of pronouns, I prefer "Your Majesty"
He didn't come looking for me.
>Almost looks disappointed
No.735131
>>735128
>!!
Now we're talking!
>sluuuuuuurp
>>735130
Tasty, huh?
>>735129
>Overheard the conversation with Ahri
Tell me what happened when Lancer sees you.
No.735132
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>>735131
...delicious.
>Please end my suffering
Being picky is for children.
>Even fire cannot cleanse my tainted tongue
No.735133
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>>735129
You've really taken to him, huh?
>>735130
Let's be real, you probably would have incinerated him if he interrupted your meditation.
>light chuckle
But don't worry, now you have all the time to look for him.
>>735131
Yeah, you're welcome! Hmph!
>arms folded
>nose turned up
>...
Ah, whatever. Seeing people enjoy my food's a good enough thanks.
No.735134
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>>735131
I'll let you know.
>>735133
Taken?
Please, I'm doing this for completely unrelated reasons.
No.735135
>>735132
>pffft
Yeah, right. Gotta admit it, you're a way better actress than me.
>>735133
His reactions are always fun to watch.
>>735134
I seem thankful enough, don't I?
No.735136
>>735133
I would no-
>...
Well, maybe. A bit.
>Yeah I would have
Indeed I do. But I'm taking some time for myself first. To speak to friends, and more importantly get the stench of the forest off of me.
>>735135
And people say lying isn't a talent.
No.735137
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>>735134
Uh huh... Uh huh...
>points over Kitana's shoulder
LOOK KITANA, IT'S LANCER!
>>735135
Yeah, but maybe I'll save the nyangerie for a better time.
>>735136
I drew up a bath for you and you didn't even go in? I hope you're not expecting me to sponge bath you too.
No.735138
>>735135
This'll be no exception.
>>735137
Like that'll work.
>sliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight glance aside
No.735139
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>>735138
>Actually was Archer
No.735140
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>>735137
>She sort of was
...of course not, woman. I'm not an infant.
>Starts plodding off to the bath
Thank you. For the meal, and...the rest.
>Still tweaking those manners
No.735141
>>735136
I wouldn't call it a talent, but...
>>735137
Good idea.
>sluuuurp
This is really good, y'know.
>>735138
So you're gonna dress up like that until he shows up?
No.735142
No.735143
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>>735138
I saw that!
>>735139
Oh for the love of-
>shielding her eyes
>>735140
You still can't lie to me, can you? Maaaaybe I'll lend you some help.
>>735141
You can't sweet talk me, mister.
No.735144
>>735139
>literally WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>735141
If I must. It's comfy anyway.
>>735143
It's not weird to look where somebody is yelling to you to look at.
No.735145
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>>735141
You're right, it's not a talent. It's an art. I am your Van Gough of lying, peasant.
>>735143
>You can practically hear a tire squeal
...well. If you find it...necessary. I won't stop you.
>Maximum overfluster
>Slips behind the door
No.735146
>>735144
Well I'm sure he'll love the outfit very much. Though I do wonder what kind of result you're hoping for.
>>735145
Well lets see how much you've really grown~
>rushing inside after
No.735147
>>735146
That's the real mystery, isn't it?
Oh well.
No.735148
>>735143
Uahahaha! No need to be shy, fox spirit! The King's splendor is to be admired!
>>735144
Kitana, wasn't it? Enkidu told me about his decision about Jade. A bit sad, but I understand him too well.
No.735149
>>735145
...remind me to not compliment you again.
>>735144
Really? I thought you'd feel unused to it, considering what you usually wear.
>>735143
I wasn't trying t-
>And she left
>At least I still have noodles
No.735150
>>735148
Yes, it's...unfortunate but I think I get why.
I guess it's good for him. Makes things easier for them both, though.
>>735149
Well I wasn't used to it at first...
I think I'm getting there, though.
>Has it always been this hot in here?
>Ugh.
No.735151
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>>735150
True. Although I must admitI was looking forward to how their romance would go. It's rare for my friend to feel like that about someone.
No.735152
>>735150
You can take those off, if it gets uncomfortable. It's not like he'll show up the moment you d- And I just jinxed it. Keep those on.
No.735153
>>735151
I'm sure she must feel proud of it, but...I really doubt it would've worked out.
>>735152
I was planning on it.
No.735154
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>>735153
Hmm, I guess you're right...
>A.U.O dress change!
Now if you excuse me, I have a counter attack to deliver!
>ZOOM
No.735155
>>735153
>nod
Gotta admit it, though. You didn't seem like the type who enjoyed pranks.
No.735156
>>735154
...wow.
>>735155
Yes, yes...prank. That's what this is, after all.
You just never know with me.
No.735157
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>walks out with a black eye
>yawning
Someone forget to tell the two girls to lock the bathroom door or something?
No.735158
>>735156
You sounded a bit unconvicing back there... And that's coming from a very bad liar.
>>735157
"'Ouch''.
No.735159
>>735157
Nobody here did.
>>735158
Or did I?
No.735160
>>735158
I caught a good look though~
>cheeky grin
>>735159
>drinking a cup of warm milk
So what's with the new threads, Kitten?
No.735161
>>735159
>MIND GAMES!?
I...guess? It sounded like you're trying to confirm it was a prank...
>>735160
You want me to give you another black eye?
No.735162
>>735160
...nothing, just wearing new digs to vary what I wear up.
Didn't think you'd recognize me.
>>735161
But you don't need confirmation.
You already knew.
No.735163
>>735161
Yeah but if you walked in on that, wouldn't you?
>>735162
>tapping his lips
If you had stayed quiet maybe I might've missed you. Still reckon I would have spotted you, though.
No.735164
>>735162
You didn't that's why... Never mind that.
>sigh
Too bad it didn't work.
>>735163
...fair point.
No.735165
>>735163
Well I'm impressed. Listening in on my conversations now, are you?
>>735164
Eh, I think this is a fine result.
No.735166
>>735164
But man, you got a good deal on the fox, I'll say that much.
>>735165
Nah, your clothes don't change your voice at all. Even then, you stick out in the right places, even with that potato sack of an outfit.
No.735167
>>735165
You're okay with that?
>>735166
You know, you're really not making it easy to not kick your ass.
No.735168
>>735166
Stick out in the right places...?
Well, you're still as flirty as ever even when I'm wearing this.
>>735167
Yesssss?
No.735169
>>735167
Don't get your panties in a twist, lad. I maintain a strict "look but no touch" when it comes to foxes.
>>735168
You're gonna have to try harder than that, Kitten. I've got the eyes of a hunter.
No.735170
>>735169
You still shouldn't be bragging about it to her boyfriend.
>>735168
Was the prank even y-
>hit by an incoming Gilgamesh at high speed
>K O
No.735171
>>735169
Eyes of the hunter? Alright hunter, did you see this coming?
>arm goes around his waist
>>735170
Wow.
No.735172
>>735170
Nice catch, cooking mongrel!
>Leaves a golden brick on top of him
Well! Back to the fight!
>Zooooom
>charging Ea
No.735173
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>>735170
Well someone's gotta.
>kicks a pillow onto him
>>735171
>blinkblink
Forward, aren't we?
No.735174
>>735173
There's not a problem with that, is there?
No.735175
>>735174
Oh no, usually when this happens I find myself with a sharp metal object in me, so you could say I'm pretty surprised right now.
No.735176
>>735175
>fan right to his neck
Mmmm, not today.
>puts it away
No.735177
>>735176
You know, something about that fan makes me not like where this is going.
No.735179
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>>735178
The words "sharp" and "stabby" come to mind. But I think I can fix that.
>pulls her in real close
>faces inches apart
>your move kitten
No.735180
>>735179
>moving closer
>clooooooooser
>and then flips over him
No.735181
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>>735180
Ah, you're such a tease...
>looks over his shoulder
Maybe I'll actually have to rethink my strategy for you.
>chuckling to himself
Ah, but if I stick around to play any long I'll be late for work.
>mumbling to himself as he walks out
How to catch a little kitten...
No.735183
>>735181
I just wonder what the strategy is.
Now to change out of this thing...if I even want to. It's really growing on me.
No.735184
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No.735185
>>735182
>
This is my idiot genius. There are many like him, but this one is mine.
No.735186
>>735185
>opens eyes
Jay. You know I love you man, but hugging me while I'm asleep is really crossing a line
No.735187
>>735186
Shhhh. Just let it happen.
No.735188
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>>735187
You're especially chipper this morning
No.735189
>>735188
Triple chocolate shake with Cuban espresso in it.
I might have diabetes now.
No.735190
>>735189
I thought we agreed no more espresso after the night of a thousand trips to the bathroom
No.735191
>>735190
I distinctly remember crossing my toes.
>
I regret my decision immensely.
No.735192
>>735191
You crossed your toes because your body was gripping as your body shot out shit faster than most of your weaponry.
Ask yourself Jay, do you really want to have to go to Home Depot for new sinks again?
No.735193
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>>735192
Hindsight really is 20-20, but all the chocolate is still dulling the pain.
>
We need a new septic tank.
No.735194
>>735193
We probably just need a new place altogether
No.735195
>>735194
I got a ton of other hideouts, some are nicer than others.
No.735196
>>735195
If space fuel wasn't so tough to come by I'd say we should go back to our island base.
No.735197
>>735196
We could take the boat. Just stock up on bread and citrus. Maybe some apples.
I kinda miss the island.
No.735198
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>>735197
The island was great.
Everywhere we've lived since has been gloomy. We need some vitamin d.
No.735199
>>735198
Yeah, guess you're right. No wonder I've been going back to the old ways, it just feels like Gotham 24/7.
No.735200
>>735199
It's a vitamin D deficiency
No.735201
>>735200
We have to go back.
No.735202
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>>735201
Plus I have a lot of alien guns still in my lab
No.735203
>>735202
Yeah? Sick. We'll definitely go back then.
Takin' Rev too, she might as well be one of us by now.
No.735204
>>735203
I think we're going to clean out some of the other rooms
No.735205
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No.735206
>>735205
Cause we have more people coming to the island. We only used two bed ros back then
No.735207
>>735206
Kori too.
>uh
Guess that answers that.
No.735208
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>screeeeech
Woah, it's empty.
No.735209
>rise my masters
>okay it's cold this isn't funny anymore
No.735210
>>735209
I wonder why you never use any doors.
No.735211
>>735210
Cause I ain't comin' from outside, if you catch my drift.
>all tuckered out
What's going on, Ness.
No.735212
>>735211
I keep tellin' ya to watch out for the hooks but you never do.
>
Alien stuff. The usual, I guess.
No.735213
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>>735212
I can't help it, they're baited so good.
No.735214
>>735213
One of these days, dude. One of these days you're gonna bite one and not come back.
'Cause it won't kill ya.
No.735215
>>735214
I'm sure someone would put ol' Ken out of his misery. Eric would jump at the chance, another poor person dead would tickle his fat ass pink.
No.735216
>>735215
Trust me, there's worse stuff than kicking the bucket.
No.735217
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>>735216
I know what torture is, dude. They're not always neat and tidy, lights out in half a second. Doesn't really matter to me at this point. I always get reset at some point.
>being a vegetable sucked
>...I want my PSP back
No.735218
>>735217
You don't know anything about torture.
>man the Starman base was freaky
>I wonder what they did to those guys
Always is a hard word to use too.
So how'd you bite it this time?
No.735221
>>735220
Close. But no cigar.
No.735222
>>735221
Huh. Sounds the same but spelled different huh?
No.735223
>>735222
It's just the activation word for some newfangled arm the boys came up for my phantom and I.
No.735224
>>735223
Wait...how many one armed men do you have working for you? Venom Snake, Bucky, that Miller fellow is missing an arm right?
No.735225
>>735224
Amusing coincidences, aren't they.
We won't turn down people with lost limbs. If we can't make new ones, there's still other things they can do.
No.735226
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>>735225
Everybody has something to offer
No.735227
>>735226
That's the gist of it.
No.735228
>>735227
Certainly is quiet today
No.735230
Too quiet... least Nicole's quiet too.
No.735231
Holy shit everyone is gone.
I know what I must do.
No.735232
>>735231
>my "uh-oh" senses are tingling
No.735233
>>735232
>mine too
>this is weird
No.735235
>>735233
>there be shenanigans ahead, Roy
>>735234
...Wait, the dead Robin club is a real thing? I thought you were joking this whole time.
No.735236
>>735235
Oh shit, wrong sign.
>flips it over
>it's just a crude picture of a strip club
>>735233
>s h e n a n i g a n s
No.735237
>>735235
>....
>I'll go get the bail money from the jar
>>735236
>A Titty Bar?
>What next, Waifus and Waffles?
No.735238
>>735236
...You do remember what happened the last time we went to a strip club, don't you?
>
Please say yes, because I don't want to actually have to talk about it.
>>735237
>at least we're prepared
No.735239
>>735237
>that was a perfectly good idea ruined by a stupid motherfucker
>at least we're not on the moon
So how are we talking in green letters?
>>735238
Was it the time I got assaulted by a weird junkie in the bathroom or was it the time your girlfriend tried to cuck you by hypnotizing me?
No.735240
>>735238
>nods
>>735239
>NEXT TIME ON THE MOON!
Green letters? what are you talking about?
No.735241
>>735239
...The second one.
>visibly uncomfortable
No.735242
>>735240
I blame Deadpool and Zoom.
>>735241
So control your lady some, dude.
No.735243
>>735240
>preptime never fails
>except when the plot says it does
>>735242
>sighs
I know. 'Least I can do that without needing to take the whole "Nth metal collar" approach now.
No.735244
>>735242
I blame you being easily bored
>>735243
You wanna hold on to it? Jay knows how to pick all my pockets.
No.735245
>>735243
I still got that in my jacket just in case.
Remember when I was a Red Lantern and she kept trying to attack me 'cause of whatever super-empathic powers she has?
Times really changed. Glad I lopped my finger off too.
>>735244
I know how to pick all of Moonman's pockets too.
No.735246
>>735244
>shrugs
I might as well.
>>735245
A lot of things have changed for the better if you ask me. But we all went overboard that night. That's what bothers me the most.
No.735247
>>735245
Yeah, but he's better at realizing it and dolling out the beatings appropriately
>>735246
Thanks man.
>tosses him a roll of hundreds
No.735248
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>>735246
Going overboard is kind of both of our M.O. so... what's the problem?
>
Eh. Guess you got a point. Not like she's my number one in "people I wanna nix" anyways.
That honor will always belong to the clown.
>>735247
Yeah yeah. S'just bail money.
I mean, I can break out of jail anyways.
No.735249
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>>735247
>catches it
Y'know, I'm surprised people even let us bail out the Red Hood.
>>735248
That goes without saying. If being a scumbag was a sport, Joker would be an Olympic gold medalist.
No.735250
>>735249
Right? Bailing me out is like bailing the Punisher out.
>
I wanna meet Castle sometime. That guy has the right idea.
No.735251
>>735250
I can't argue with that, but compared to us, his methods are a little more... "out there."
>
No.735252
>>735251
They can't be that outlandish.
No.735253
>>735248
Jay, enough people know you now. They won't send you to regular lock up.
>>735249
Well, I hack the systems just a tiny bit to make it seem like we're transfering him to a better detention center
No.735254
>>735252
I mean... it's not like I have room to talk. I crashed a plane into a building once to try and take out Taskmaster.
>>735253
And suddenly everything makes a lot more sense.
No.735255
>>735253
You make it sound like maximum security prisons are a big deal to the guy with literally no pulse.
All I have to do is drop to the floor for a few hours until they check on me and then steal a gun. Or play the waiting game until I'm in the morgue.
>>735254
Pffft. Nice.
No.735256
>>735254
Its why we work so well.
>>735255
Yeah, that might work if it wasn't in your file now that you can do that.
Plus the last time you did the morgue thing you got fingered by a creepy guy before you woke back up.
No.735257
>>735255
It's fun to go all-out sometimes.
>
...You know, the people who call me a terrorist have a lot more ground to stand on than I realized.
>>735256
>chuckles
You and Jason handle all the difficult stuff, I'm just the big white distraction.
No.735258
>>735256
You're really overestimating the average intelligence of prison guards. Nobody actually reads the files.
>
How the hell... you were watching on the surveillance feed weren't you.
>>735257
S'okay. I organized gang wars and turned them on both corrupt cops and other mobsters, so... yeah.
No.735259
>>735258
Yeah. He got reeeeeeal deep in there man. Like....damn.
>>735257
Jason handles the tough stuff. I usually just provide the proper support.
No.735260
>>735258
Whatever works, right?
>
...Wonder why I've still got a pulse and you don't.
>>735259
You're still pulling your weight. That's what matters.
No.735261
>>735259
No wonder it's easier to take a dump after the espresso.
>>735260
Lazarus Pit. 'Nuff said. Ra's doesn't have a pulse either.
No.735262
>>735260
Fair enough. Plus I actually live with Jay so....I get that 24/7
>>735261
Well that and the fact that after a certain point, all that's left is liquid
No.735263
>>735261
Huh. Guess you've taken the whole "zombie" thing further than I have.
>>735262
Living with Jason sounds like a fun time. Or a terrifying one. One of the two.
No.735264
>>735262
It's oddly satisfying.
>>735263
Thug life chose me, I didn't choose it.
No.735265
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>>735263
Its like living with your best friend who everyone on the internet ships you with.
Probably like if you and Punisher lived together. Only louder. And more fun.
No.735266
>>735264
That's the way it always works, isn't it?
>>735265
...Are you implying people on the internet ship me with Punisher?
No.735267
>>735265
People ship us on the internet?
>>735266
Kinda sorta.
No.735268
>>735266
Have you even seen the internet lately man? Everyone gets shipped with everyone
>>735267
There is fan art Jay. Lots of slash fic
No.735269
>>735267
Well, all things considered, the thug life isn't so bad.
>>735268
>blink
>blink
...And here I thought people never shutting up about the time I dated Tigra was bad.
No.735270
>>735268
Chrissakes. Fuckin' weirdos.
>
You know what's worse? The faggots putting me with the replacement and the brat.
One makes me a pedophile and I hate the other one with the blazing passion of ten thousand suns.
>>735269
Ain't bad having no pulse. Revy loves it.
No.735271
>>735269
Tigra's pretty hot. Why would people make fun of you?
>>735270
What about the ones where Batman buttfucks you while Grayson watches from the window
No.735272
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>>735270
...Of course she would.
>>735271
People tend to go for the easiest jokes first, and I was dating someone who's part animal. You do the math.
No.735273
>>735271
The fuck?
>>735272
What's that supposed to mean?
No.735274
>>735272
The math says some hella kinky sex.
>>735273
Then there's the one where you get pegged by all the batgirls.
I....uh....I'm not allowed at the public library anymore
No.735275
>>735273
It means she's entertained by weird things.
>>735274
...Not quite what I was going for, but yeah, that was part of it.
No.735277
>>735275
What were people calling you a furry? Cause she was mostly person looking with a dash of animal. Like Peg Goof from Goof Troop
>>735276
I also don't google us much anymore
No.735278
>>735276
Most people wouldn't get excited over someone walking around with no pulse. Guess Revy's as crazy as the rest of us.
>>735277
True, but people still won't let me live it down. I blame Hawkeye.
No.735279
>>735277
Christ...
>>735278
Course she is.
No.735280
>>735278
Like he's got such a successful love life.
>>735279
You Christ cannot help you when it comes to fan fic Jaybird.
Except for the one where you find religion, start praying a lot and then Jesus descends from heaven and goes to town on your anus.
No.735281
>>735279
Have our lives just turned into a contest to prove who's the biggest nutjob?
>>735280
Just don't say that to his face. He can't handle the truth.
No.735282
>>735280
Are you fucking serious? Why the fuck is the internet obsessed with my ass?
>>735281
Nah. Clearly it's you.
>cheeky grin
No.735283
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>>735282
Huh. And I didn't even get a trophy.
>[LAUGH TRACK]
...God damn it.
No.735284
>>735283
And that's my exit card.
>grapple
>awaaaaay
No.735285
>>735284
Be seeing you, Jason.
No.735286
>CHOOOM
>earthquake: yes
Ow.
No.735287
>prying self out of the crater left
Hey, there's nobody here!
...I don't like being alone.
No.735288
>>735287
>you have a free dead copy Carnage
>don't touch it
No.735289
>>735288
OH man, that is an almost exact replica of the dead Carnage that won the Hunger Games back before they became a cancer
No.735290
>>735288
I have an urge to touch it.
No.735291
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>>735290
Don't.
>>735289
Don't talk about that!
It's...best forgotten.
No.735293
>>735291
But they were fun! Everyone was like 'When We Gonna Do Another One?!'
but another one never came. And then the cancer ruined it.
>>735292
At least offer to buy him a drink first.
No.735294
>>735292
>look at all those spikes
If you want, but you might impale yourself.
>>735293
Yes, it's a real shame.
People were put under fear of doing it due to the Cancerverse. Thought it might spread! It did anyway.
Though it looks like most have cleared out for some reason.
No.735295
>>735293
Drink?
>>735294
>t o u c h
>yep, das impalement
>no blood at all
It tickles.
No.735296
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>>735294
Well I know that when I got cancer I was all like "YEAH SURE! DANGEROUS EXPERIMENTAL PROCEDURES! LETS PARTY HARTY MOTHAFUCKAS!'
Then I ended up looking like a Ryan Reynolds action figure that the dog chewed up and passed painfully.
>>735295
Or maybe dinner and dancing. A little light seduction.
No.735297
>>735295
Well that's the first time I got a reaction that wasn't, "OH GOD MY FINGER."
>>735296
It can't be all that bad. Can it?
No.735298
This hat will surely get me all the female attention I want!
No.735299
>>735296
Why?
>>735297
It's alright, I don't feel pain from such a tiny thing.
No.735300
>>735298
You can't be serious.
No.735301
>>735300
Hello Ocelot, what a fine day/night for revenge against the world, isn't it.
Cecile will understand my intentions, and then we can make sweet sweet procreation all night long
No.735302
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>>735297
It's pretty bad. Like Freddy Kruger Face Fucked A Topographical Map of Utah.
>>735299
Because lookin' is free but touchin' is gonna cost ya
No.735303
>>735299
Oh. Well that's really quite lucky.
>>735302
I'm so sorry.
No.735304
>>735301
Cecile is a grandmother now. In France.
No.735305
>>735301
...are you feeling alright, Miller?
No.735306
>>735304
Grandmother in France? Incorrect, because I am going to quantify to Cecile just how much she means to me.
>>735305
Feeling alright?
>oh god what is happening
No.735307
>>735306
Yes! You're acting more weird than usual, you weirdo.
No.735308
File: 1454390094446.jpg (615.01 KB, 1000x547, 1000:547, tumblr_n7duvf5GkC1s5wskpo1….jpg)
...why is Kaz wearing a stupid hat?
No.735309
>>735302
Cost?
>gold brick out of Enk's chest
>>735303
I don't have nerves.
>growing ram horns
>but why?
No.735311
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>>735303
Eh. I'm over it now.
>>735309
>slips the gold brick into a pouch
Ya gotta pay the troll toll if you want that boy's hole.
No.735312
>>735307
Negative. I, Kazuhira Miller, am acting well within the parameters of I, Kazuhira Miller.
>>735308
I'm going to kill your dog!
>>735310
Boss.
No.735313
>>735311
Good, good.
That's swell to hear!
>>735309
Nice horns.
No.735315
>>735312
MILLER SNAP OUT OF IT!
>>735308
I don't know, he's acting very stupid all around today!
No.735316
>>735311
But that's futile.
>>735313
Thanks!
>
>Enk what the fuck
No.735317
>>735312
Kaz, you threaten my dog one more time and I will bisect you laterally.
>>735315
He get into the tequilla again?
No.735318
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>>735314
ey b0ss
>>735315
SNAP INTO A SLIMJIM
>>735317
DAHAUEUHEUHEUHAHUE
No.735319
>>735313
So how are you Eddie? Still shouting about the Cure?
>>735316
That's life. Everything sucks, then you die.
Well, I don't die. For long anyways.
No.735320
>>735318
>
>CQC SLAM
Snap out of it.
No.735321
>>735316
Nice wings.
>>735319
As often as I can.
No.735322
>>735317
Maybe...or maybe THAT'S NOT MASTER MILLER!
>>735318
AUUUUUUGH!
>FOOTBALL TACKLE
No.735323
>>735320
>WHAM
>oh no, his disguise fell off
GO HoM---e
>>735322
>fizzle pop bang
GLORY GLORY HALLE-HALLELUJAH-AH-AH-AH
No.735324
>>735323
>oh hell no
>
You bastards.
>BLAM
No.735325
>>735318
Did you get into the cocaine and tequila again?
>>735322
For Fuck's sake
>>735323
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE!
No.735326
>>735323
IT'S THE ROBOTS!
I KNEW THEY'D COME AFTER US EVENTUALLY!
>PEW PEW PEW PEW!
>>735325
Wait...you have a robotic arm, I have a robotic arm and Big Boss has a robotic arm...
OH MY GOD!
No.735327
>>735321
I was never much into Goth Rock. Well the chicks were hot. When they were chicks that is. Everyone looked like everyone. It was very confusing.
No.735328
File: 1454391193117.jpg (530.63 KB, 1400x2006, 700:1003, Don't pull that trigger.jpg)
>>735327
The Cure is some good stuff. Not great but they're fine enough.
No.735330
>>735329
Kaz has been kidnapped. Take that body to the researchers. I want it backtrace. I want my friend found.
No.735331
File: 1454391326941.jpg (129.84 KB, 850x1206, 425:603, sample-33b7f9167a93a491430….jpg)
>flipping through a scrapbook
>all the pictures are of severed hands
Soon...
No.735332
>>735329
Snake, it's the robots!
Get Emmerich on the line! He'll know something about about this!
No.735333
>>735331
That's not creepy at all.
No.735334
>>735330
I'm pretty sure you wouldn't call a dead robot a "body".
Maybe a shell or something.
Ghost in the shell...
>
Right.
>>735332
Why are you talking to me?
Actually, why do I bother associating with you at all.
>jeez fine gawd
>[Codec calling...]
No.735336
File: 1454391686085.png (186.93 KB, 600x1081, 600:1081, IT WAS ME THE WHOLE TIME.png)
>>735334
I helped you defeat the Patriots, Snake. That's why.
No.735337
>>735334
>son I'm NUCLEAR
>semi-patiently waiting
No.735339
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>>735333
>!
Excuse me?
>absently holds the book up
>"Manicures by Kosaku Kawajiri"
Is there a problem?
No.735340
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>>735338
I mean they ain't Motorhead or Men at Work but that's a hard thing to compare them to.
No.735341
>>735335
Otacon! Master Miller is a robot! What the hell is going on!?
>>735336
Did you really have to traumatize my sidekick in the process?
And me, a second time.
>>735337
I think he's working on it.
No.735342
>>735339
>Jumpy.
Try not to have a heart attack before my, sonny.
>Ha. That actually was kinda fun to say.
>trots off to go sit down and shitpost on 2ch
No.735343
>>735341
Miller's a robot?!
Oh no, that can't be...it just can't be! Do you know what this means?
No.735344
>>735341
Yes.
I had to. I had to make it as legitimate as possible to fool the Patriots.
And you had to make sacrifices. We all did.
No.735345
>>735340
Men at Work is great.
No.735346
>>735345
Classic '80s right there.
Can do no wrong.
No.735347
>>735342
>...
Yes...of course.
>[ゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴ]
>Older than most of my other girlfriends, but she might just do.
>No! Stop getting distracted, you have too many loose ends to clean up in the meantime.
No.735349
>>735343
I will once you tell me.
>>735344
You mean like how you and Liquid got played too?
I almost died in that tanker, you dick.
No.735350
>>735349
This could mean many things but...Snake you could be a robot too!
I mean you aren't the original deal, and you just...appeared out of nowhere like the Millerbot!
No.735351
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No.735352
>>735349
Keyword being almost.
But you didn't, now did you?
No.735354
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>>735351
then we are agreed
No.735355
>>735354
We sure are.
You always had some good tastes there, Wade.
No.735356
>>735350
Ok, now let's get an explanation that doesn't suck.
>>735352
I dunno, why don't we ask the internet theories.
No.735357
>>735356
I'm just saying somebody could be trying to replace you guys one by one with robots.
Another explanation could be time traveling robots, but that's silly. Really I can't explain much until I take a look at RoboMiller, Snake.
I have nothing to go on besides wild theories.
I mean I need to know who manufactured it, what materials it's made from, then a look at its AI...really this could mean anything until then.
No.735358
>>735356
They don't matter, Snake! What matters is that you're here right now, just as my plan intended.
No.735359
>>735355
So you think they'll ever give you a second chance at movie fame?
No.735360
>>735359
You never know but it won't be yeeeeeaaaaars from now.
Too early for me to appear again.
No.735361
>>735357
Then I guess it's best if we avoid jumping to conclusions in the first place.
I'll have the wreck back to you ASAP.
You didn't touch my Sprite, did you.
>>735358
Do I have to call either of the Bosses again.
No.735362
>>735361
You just might, Snake!
No.735363
Well, that wasn't as fun as I was hoping.
...I got bored of funposting.
No.735364
>>735361
...Snake, if I theoretically had your Sprite but replaced it with Sierra Mist, would you be able to taste the difference?
I mean theoretically of course.
No.735365
>>735360
I still can't believe that my solo movie is happening. With the same guy from Origins.
No.735366
>>735362
OCELOT, STOP KISSING EVERYBODY
>>735364
I'm a superspy, I can taste the difference in pollution levels in standing water! Navy SEALS!
AND I BETTER GET IT TOO
>throws RoboKaz over his shoulder
>runs off
No.735367
>>735365
You got lucky.
One bad movie can kill your career right then and there.
Not that I'd know.
No.735368
Gentlemen, I've called this meeting for one reason.
>Are we finally getting a plot again.
As I was saying. it's come to my attention that people don't like us. We need to do something to better our image.
No.735369
>>735366
HAHAHAHA NEEEVEEEERRRRRRR
No.735370
File: 1454393439031.jpg (420.96 KB, 707x1000, 707:1000, d27c5631008c8aa500ee0fc2be….jpg)
>>735368
So you got a plan or what?
No.735371
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No.735372
>>735368
What's all this now.
No.735373
>>735366
Yeah don't even worry about it.
You'll get it too.
>gulp
No.735375
>>735367
Liev Schrieber was so good in that movie.
No.735376
>>735375
Such wasted potential...
It happens, though.
No.735377
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>>735370
I'm glad you asked.
Since we haven't used the budget at all this season, and with the money we made from the phone game, I propose two possible solutions.
A car wash, or we open the carnival again.
>>735372
We're going to need the card table and drinks.
I know we don't technically need to drink but it's all about the impression we want to make.
No.735379
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>>735374
>
>hand inspection is now underway
>No signs of physical stress...not too flabby either, given her age.
No.735380
>>735377
Well I'm all for the car wash if we can get some lovely ladies to help us out. And I'm also absolutely against the carnival. Nuh uh, no way, not happening.
No.735381
>>735377
Milk's in the fridge. Card table's being occupied by Jeanne, you'll have to wrestle her for it.
>>735379
>uh
...
No.735382
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>>735376
I wonder if there will be any Wolverine Origins digs.
No.735383
>>735380
Oi. These kids won't get off me, what gives?
No.735384
>>735382
Doubt it.
But maaaaaybe...actually probably not.
That movie literally doesn't exist anymore. Well...in a way.
No.735385
>>735384
The next X-Men movie will probably explain why nothing from before First Class matters anymore.
No.735386
>>735378
...You're right, maybe expanding it to a chariot wash would be in our best interests.
>>735380
You can't even guarantee that kind of thing would ever even happen again.
As a spoken for man, I'll have to leave procurement up to your devilish wit.
>>735381
Milk? Milk isn't suitable for a congregation like this!
>...
2% and I'm not touching her.
No.735387
>>735381
>Talking to the other blonde.
>Witness?
>Might be too much trouble after all.
>lazily going over the scrapbook again
No.735388
>>735385
I really doubt it.
I mean does anybody care anymore?
No.735389
>>735386
What about horses?
>
I'm ready to get volunteers for the carnival!
No.735390
>>735383
Uh, careful with the ginger. Keep her away from me.
>>735386
I can feel it in these celtic bones.
>rubbing his hands
So that's the green light then...
>ufufu~
I've got a few in mind.
No.735391
File: 1454394176324.jpg (55.51 KB, 768x433, 768:433, deadpool_imax_trailer_stil….jpg)
>>735388
The nerds care Brock. The Nerds Care.
No.735392
>>735390
Wha-oi!
>
They're gone. Kids these days, I don't get'em.
>
I heard fine ladies and I'm very interested, what's the plan?
No.735393
>>735391
Well Fox doesn't care about them!
Unless they're giving the money.
No.735394
>>735386
Then no table.
>>735387
>Clear hand fixation. Doesn't seem like a manicurist either...
No.735395
>>735389
You know that "remember the hooks" is only a saying, right?
>>735390
I'll wash my hands of it, knowing you there's bound to be too many women in tawdry clothing for a knight such as myself.
>stealing my thunder, too
>...
>leans in
Keeping Medusa away might be a good idea.
>nudges to Percy
>>735394
Can't you get her off like normal?
>sign drops from the ceiling
>"INNUENDO"
Now what?
No.735396
>>735394
>Cold. Detached.
>No one would ever question if she went missing for a few days. And by then...
>But that tan knife-wielding vixen is still an issue. What to do, what to do.
>KQ flicking Kira's ear out of boredom
No.735397
>>735392
Saber over here wants to open a car wash and I reckon we could make way more money if we have a couple of female staff on hand.
>wink
>>735395
You gonna take away my number one pick? Damn, you don't make this easy...
>hmm
Right, I'll have to come up with another shortlist. Though I gotta ask, why a car wash?
No.735398
>>735397
>
Well then, let's get started!
We might not be that Diarmuid, but I think we can manage.
No.735399
>>735395
I have no idea what you're talking about.
>hiding Harpe behind his back
>>735397
>I heard snek and my decapitation senses went crazy
No.735400
>>735395
Maybe you could tell me why David Bowie's giving me hungry eyes? I thought the wrinkles were a deterrent.
>>735396
...Seriously, are you just going to keep staring? I'm a dry old woman for god's sake.
No.735401
>>735397
Keeping the windows blood-free tends to be a staple of most car washes, yes.
>gleam
I've watched my fair share of movies, and car washes seem to be a traditional way for people to make money and improve their interpersonal skills in this country.
It's not as though no one will want to look at us either, hm?
>>735399
Don't you have somewhere better to be?
>>735400
>
Charming all the young men behind my back, are you?
No.735402
>>735398
>kicks a wall
>it flips into a huge whiteboard
>pulls out a marker in the shape of Bolg
Candidates, go! Hit me!
>>735399
Focus here, focus!
>clicking his fingers
We need ideas!
>>735401
Aha, so you are just as vain as I thought you were.
>whispering
Want me to put a name on the list for you?
No.735403
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>>735400
>UH
>...Roll with it.
I'm sorry, but I couldn't help but notice the state of your hands. You don't have to be young to still want to look good, and manicures are very popular with the...elderly crowd, right now.
Interested? My rates are very fair.
>Oh man she better not have hand wrinkles what have I done
No.735404
>>735401
Nope, I haven't had anything to do since the man with the yellow eyes reset the world.
>>735402
>!
Let's donate it all to charity!
>vigorous nodding
No.735405
>>735402
>opens his mouth
>...
>shuts it
>...
All the ladies I knew kinda died, the second war was a long time ago.
>shit
The purple haired hottie's out, you don't like the cute witch lady... who the hell does that even leave!?
No.735406
>>735401
Entirely unintentionally.
>>735403
>uh
Manicures, huh...
>guh
Fine. Let's see what you got.
No.735407
>[GUNFIRE INTENSIFIES]
We were supposed to lose the thugs, not lead 'em back here, you idiot!
>"Hey, we would've been fine if I had fired a smoke bomb arrow, but somebody kept yelling so loud I picked the wrong trick arrow by accident!"
Don't you label those damn things?!
>"...I'm still getting around to that."
No.735408
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>>735402
I'm a realist, Lancer. Realistically, it helps my feelings about the whole enterprise knowing the girls are mainly a backup plan.
>blink
If you say Nero I don't know if I'll be able to guarantee your safety.
>>735404
That...sounds about right.
>>735406
Even when I understand you, I still don't get you.
Do you need money? I can give you part of my allowance but then it's not really my money, so...
No.735409
>>735404
Denied!
>pelts a spare whiteboard marker at him
>>735405
Hopeless.
>turns to the board
>"Tamamo"
>"Ahri"
>"that loud pirate Rider"
Wonder if there's more Riders we could get ahold of...
>>735408
Yeah, sure, backup plan. Soooooo no entires by the Saberman.
No.735410
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>>735406
Of course.
>sets a little black bag on a nearby table
>unzips the first zipper
>oils and nail files
>gee Kira, I wonder what's in the second zipper
>hands out
If I could see your hands, please.
>>735407
>!
>How noisy...
No.735411
>>735408
I think we should let Medusa in.
>>735409
>
>
>
>Harpe slidewhistle up
No.735412
>>735409
Gah, ain't my fault. Bazett's so good I actually haven't been horndogging it up.
Almost worries me, do I deserve someone like her?
Hell, she can even kick my ass!
No.735413
>>735408
Why would I need that? I already made back the cash I spent.
Told you demons are lucrative.
>>735410
Oh... you get right to work.
>hands: out
>surprisingly not wrinkled
No.735414
>>735410
You got a trick arrow that can fix your fuck-up, Hawkeye?
>"Is that even a question? 'Course I do."
>cue trick arrow that contains even more arrows
>Pym Particles, son
...Huh. Problem solved.
No.735416
>>735409
You mean...we're not hot?
>my whole world is crumbling around me
Convincing that little ginger headache shouldn't take any doing at all, and I doubt a saint would be willing to debase herself for something like this.
>hmm
...I may have an idea. But I don't like it.
>>735411
We're not letting Medusa in if you plan on being there.
>>735413
Remind me to get a jump on those work applications so we don't end up even deeper in Hell.
No.735417
>>735411
You aren't very good at this brainstorming thing are you.
>>735412
Ah! Bazett! There's an idea!
>"Bazett" goes on the board
Nice.
>>735415
>...
>can enk even come along
>"Mascot character: Enk"
>>735416
I'm definitely hot, and considering the only time I saw you without a shirt was with you in a bikini, I'll refrain from commenting.
>flipping the marker in his hand
Lay it on me, boss.
No.735418
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>>735413
I know how important time is to people who don't have much.
>much left, anyway
>HEYO
>oil: apply directly to the hands
>trying not to stare too much
>>735414
>Shitty brat-
>takes an arrow through the shoulder
...
>screams internally
No.735419
>>735417
>Bazett in a carwash
>
>
>
>Gae Bolg Origin: pants edition
>thank fuck my pants are designed to hide boners
Very nice.
No.735420
>>735416
I could just use my mirror into tricking them all into thinking the glass is clean
>>735417
I' think we should have Medusa'' there.
No.735421
>>735416
We have a heretical saint in the house. You're doomed.
>>735418
I'm not sure I like those implications, I'm not that old.
>I don't know how to feel about this
>Mako-oh I haven't seen her in years
No.735423
>>735418
>"Oops. Uh..."
>smoke bomb arrow
>xXHawkguy420Xx has left the server
...Real heroic, Barton.
No.735424
>>735417
>shrug
If it's come to that.
>Mahou Otoko: SEIBAAAAAA
>sixu packu
I'd rather keep it to myself until the time comes, if you don't mind.
Rest assured there won't be anyone present with...bigger assets.
>>735420
Can we back up to when you were being indirectly unhelpful?
>>735421
For the record I offered to buy her that doghouse, which she seemed very excited about.
No.735425
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>>735419
Aren't I just a stinker. Reckon you could convince her?
>>735420
>"Medusa"
See this? This is a big fat no.
>>735422
You like car washes, don't you?
>>735424
What, you going to bring that slutty Jeanne?
No.735426
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>>735421
>excuse me there's a fucking arrow in my shoulder aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Of course.
>wincing
The...treatment will have to be postponed.
>>735423
>WHY YOU LITTLE
>[STRAY CAT]
>invisible ghost bubble bombs flying off after Hawkeye
>distant explosions
...nngh.
No.735428
>>735424
But you called me here in the first place.
>>735425
>
Oh...that's fine.
No.735429
>>735424
I thought that was for Lancelot.
>>735426
>uh
Lemme just... get that.
No.735430
Ahh back to my regular clothes.
...I kinda miss the other outfit now.
No.735432
>>735426
>distant sounds of an Avenger screaming like a little bitch
...You know, after getting an arrow stuck in you, I would've expected you to freak out more.
No.735433
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>>735425
You sure know how to make a carnival more enticing by the second.
>shakes his head
You know we're going to have to get it over with at some point anyway.
>>735428
To discuss our future, not decapitate poor snake women.
>>735429
It's for the dog, yes.
>OH BEHAVE
No.735434
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>>735427
That's one down. I can talk to Tamamo, probably ask Rags for Ahri... I wonder if Iskandar will talk to the pirate.
>>735428
Sorry kid but if Saber says so I ain't gonna argue.
>>735430
>!
Hey, wanna help out an emerging business?
>>735431
Now that's the can-do attitude I like to hear.
>"Mascot character booty: Enk"
>>735433
Come on, what about this doesn't appeal to you? I'm trying to be of a help for once.
No.735435
>>735429
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>THIS PLACE IS THE WORST THE HANDS AREN'T EVEN THAT GOOD
No no, that's not necessary.
>grabs the arrow
>yank
...
>WAKE ME UP
>>735430
>WAKE ME UP INSIDE
>>735432
...
...
...
Shock.
>single tear
No.735436
>>735434
>bird lands on Enk's shoulder
>
>Enk's doing it too
>someone help, this booty's too good
No.735437
>>735433
Cheeky.
>>735435
Yeesh.
>
Go to a hospital or something.
>up Kanno gets
No.735438
>>735433
But that's how the story goes.
>>735434
I'm older than all of you combined!
>>735436
Except her.
No.735440
>>735435
Huh. I've forgotten what being in shock feels like by now.
>uh-oh he's bleedan
>
...Damn it. Guess one of those bullets from earlier hit me after all.
No.735441
>>735434
Sweet. This is gonna be awesome!
I'll see ya soon.
>spiritmode
No.735442
>>735434
Certain facts of my life have made themselves arguably more clear than ever before recently.
It simply wouldn't be fair to the surrounding female population if we were to coerce them in the usual manner. We're still going to need some money at the end of this.
For what purpose, I'm still figuring out.
>
No topless washes.
>>735437
I didn't think manicures were quite like tattoos, but having had neither since I was born I'll trust you're satisfied.
>eyeing Kira
>>735438
You're killing me.
No.735443
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>>735436
That's a yes. Oi, you don't melt in water do you?
>>735438
Don't care, commanding officer's orders are absolute.
>>735439
Car wash, you in?
>>735441
Real reliable guy, me.
>>735442
Well of course the ladies aren't going to be topless. Wet t-shirts with bikinis are much more appealing to the male gaze.
No.735444
>>735437
>Damn it! I can't seem too desperate either, but this fucking arrow is getting in the way!
I apologize for the disturbance.
>where's that Higashikata brat when you need him
>>735439
>rude
>>735440
Is that a fact.
Are you going to be any help or stand around bleeding all day?
>holding the arrow wound closed
No.735445
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>>735442
I don't understand your statement. Explain.
No.735446
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>>735444
You took an arrow pretty well. I'm impressed to say the least.
>
But really. Get help.
No.735447
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>>735443
Nnnnno.
>>735444
>that's how it goes
>maybe you shouldn't have tried to do things with my hands
No.735448
>>735438
I'm oldest! Except for Gil.
>>735443
Sometimes. But Gil has a Noble Phantasm to make me water resistant.
It makes my hips swell though...
No.735449
>>735442
Not yet I'm not.
>>735443
That's not very democrat of you.
>Bellerophon get
>weeeeee
No.735450
>>735443
>
I'm regretting even giving you a choice.
But Saint Martha, if she would ever agree, is known for tying dragons into pretzels with her bare hands. I trust them with their own safety.
>...
Where's the nearest highway.
>>735445
And ruin the joke?
>winks at the audience
Not a chance.
No.735451
>>735444
I'm no medic. Not sure how helpful I could be.
No.735452
>>735447
Well, if you say so.
>"Kitten"
>>735448
Not a problem, as long as it doesn't get too ridiculous.
>>735449
>...
Why did I just protect Rider? I need to get my head checked.
>>735450
Look, I will personally guarantee the safety of anyone I bring.
>points to the east
If you keep walking that way for an hour you'll come across a decently busy road.
No.735453
>>735446
>Damn it damn it damn it
>I may as well kiss those hands goodbye, such a waste of my time, too...
I...yes, could you call an ambulance or something? I don't know if I could dial a phone right now.
>>735447
>RUDE
>still gonna cut your hands off tho
>>735451
Typical.
>fiddling with a fuckhuge 90s cell phone
And you couldn't have simply stopped that moron, that would have been too easy.
No.735454
>>735452
I'm sorry, but the only thing I clean are the blood stains from my clothes.
>>735453
>could you not?
>stop jacking it to hands ya weirdo
No.735455
>>735450
I'm going to limit your sugar ration again.
>>735453
>already dialing on her smartphone
Done.
No.735456
>>735452
I don't think people will notice, my tunic covers most of me!
>>735454
Orange?
No.735457
>>735453
Kicking his ass would be easy, but I'd wind up being crucified for it.
No.735458
>>735452
>straddling Karibah like a broomstick
Walk?
>you need to be more conducive, Arty
I hate to offer women up like lambs, but I'm sure there's a way to get that Shielder involved as well.
I've allocated five dollars to car soap, we'll have to make it last.
>>735455
>edge of a candycane pokes out of his mouth
You know, most families don't have rations of anything.
No.735459
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>>735454
>IT'S ALL I KNOW HOW TO DO
>>735455
Thank you.
>This jacket is getting soaked I am going to fucking kill that guy.
You're not scared by how dangerous this place is?
>>735457
Only if you get caught.
>...Shit, that was the wrong thing to say.
No.735460
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>>735458
Most families don't consist of ghosts and a half-ghost child.
Besides, it's easier to cut off when it's rationed.
And this way you won't turn back to a girl because you're too sad.
>>735459
I've got a guardian angel.
No.735461
>>735454
>aha
Well seeing as we'll all be busy cleaning cars and stuff why don't you help out with administration stuff. Making sure people pay and the like.
>>735456
That works well enough. Just don't shake around too much.
>>735458
>grinning
Now you're getting into the spirit! I'd ask the women of my household but I've no interest in being mortally wounded.
No.735462
>>735456
Why not?
>>735459
>YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO JACK OFF WITH YOUR HANDS NOT JACK OFF ON THE HANDS
>>735461
I could do that, just leave it to me.
>she'll make sure they "pay" alright
No.735463
>>735459
>SUSPICION
You're making it sound like you've killed before.
No.735464
>>735461
It's not that noticeable. My legs are thin anyway.
>>735462
>
Pick as many as you'd like, my friend.
No.735465
>>735460
Are you saying you don't like when that happens?
...Jeanne certainly doesn't seem to mind.
>munching a chocolate Calorie Mate to stem the shivers
I believe this constitutes as cruel as unusual, just so you know.
>>735461
The vessel of Galahad is hardly my household, but I find her sleeping in my bushes for some reason often enough.
>looking around
If you see my Heroine X persona but angrier do not tell her about this at all.
No.735466
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>>735462
And I'm sure if you ever feel like having a bit of fun you could join us.
>heh
>>735464
It is when you stick it out.
>>735465
Eh? You in trouble or something?
No.735467
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>>735460
>So they are real!?
>I almost touched the hands of an angel.
>...I almost touched the hands of an angel.
>But what's the likelihood she's talking about a Stand?
Oh?
How lucky.
>>735462
>nah usually I tend to suck on the fingers
>:^)
>>735463
>[sweating]
It's...common sense, isn't it?
It's the same for any law or infraction.
No.735468
>>735464
>takes one
You're too kind, Enk.
>>735466
You'd just love to see that, wouldn't you?
If I do, I'll be sure to pick the outfit I wore earlier today just for you. Because I know you loved it.
>>735467
>wow
>damn you're a weirdie
No.735469
>>735465
Bah. That'd better be a joke: you're one of three sentient beings I actually care an iota about.
>>735467
Lucky... that's a word, I suppose.
No.735470
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>>735467
True enough. But that wouldn't explain why you're so nervous.
No.735471
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>>735466
Silly guard dog.
>>735468
You've done nothing to earn my ire.
No.735472
>>735466
The worst kind.
>sigh
I suppose I could tell her and Leo at the same time, it might diffuse any unwanted tensions.
>
It'd be in your best non-Gilgamesh related interests if you stopped staring at him.
>>735469
And I'm sure I'm not the only one to find cold technobabble so endearing.
But that's usually a sign that you're tired.
>
Ready?
No.735473
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>>735468
>I just want a quiet life
>also don't mind my catman
>>735469
Did all this come about randomly?
During a single event, maybe?
>>735470
I don't remember telling you I'm nervous.
>KQ holding Kira's armpits to mask the stains
No.735474
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>>735472
Just about.
>>735473
It was preordained.
>
Maybe we'll see each other again.
No.735475
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>>735468
In that case I hope it's waterproof.
>>735471
Oh be quiet, you.
>>735472
I've got better things to stare at, mind your own business. I'm not gonna pretend to be family matters either.
No.735476
>>735471
And I hope not to anytime soon.
>>735473
>a quiet life where lop off people's hands
>nice
>>735475
It'll be easy to dry it off. I just gotta do this
>
No.735477
>>735473
You didn't. But there's such a thing as nonverbal communication.
No.735478
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>>735474
Made a friend, have you.
>picking pocky out of the cleave hole
>>735475
That was irresponsible of me, it's unfortunate that I like to hear myself talk so often.
Do we know anyone with a radio?
No.735479
>>735475
But-
>>735476
I don't think you will either.
No.735480
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>>735474
>Preordained...
>noticing Arty
>Awfully masculine for an angel
If you're ever in the market for another manicure.
>Shit fucking bitch ass fuck.
>>735476
>I never asked to be a serial killer
>>735477
It's a good thing that nonsense isn't admissible in any of your courts in this country!
What about you, you seem awfully suspicious yourself.
No.735481
>>735480
>He's getting defensive...
What gave that away? The mask with the moon symbol on it?
No.735482
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>>735476
>i have the urge to throw money
Uh huh, whatever you say. All I'm saying is I could even provide you with spare clothes.
>>735478
Don't worry about it. And I'll borrow Jeanne's speaker set.
>>735479
No "guard dog".
No.735483
>>735479
Unless I become like I was before coming here.
If I do, feel free to beat it out of me.
>>735480
>Can I ask you to stop
>>735482
...you have clothes that'd fit me?
No.735484
>>735478
Not so sure-hey, that's my stash.
>>735480
Not one for personal grooming, but we'll see.
No.735485
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>>735482
But Gil says that's your name.
>>735483
What were you like before?
No.735486
>>735482
No doubt that Alexander will demand some contest to determine the rights to musical choice.
>>735484
What's yours is mine.
>smek
>nyoom
No.735487
>>735481
>[wary]
If it's money you want, I have enough.
>no I don't go away
>>735483
>remember how your whole body is still a bomb
>>735484
...
No.735488
>>735483
I'm sure I could get some cheap.
>measuring with his eyes
I'm sure I know people I could borrow from too.
>>735485
Gil also loves making fun of me.
>>735486
Hell no, I'm choosing.
No.735489
>>735485
Before I was dragged here, I was really quite evil.
>>735487
>I wish I didn't
>>735488
I was wondering how you'd do it. I don't think I'd fit in your clothes, but they still look nice. If I could, I might be able to it off since we match so well.
No.735490
>>735488
Fun is fun, right?
>Enk too pure
>somewhat unaware of Gil being kind of a cunt
>>735489
Oh. Then we'd have to fight.
No.735491
>>735489
You and I have the same colour taste, I'm sure it'll work out splendidly.
>note to self, get more shirts that aren't hawaiian
>>735490
Not for me, it's not dammit.
No.735492
>>735490
The problem with being a revenant, sadly.
>>735491
Yes we do, but who can blame us?
Blue is the finest color choice.
No.735493
>>735491
Did you want a hug?
>>735492
That's a big word.
No.735494
>>735492
So a blue bikini? Got it.
>>735493
I'll pass on this one. I've got some errands to run to get this wash on schedule.
>ducks out
No.735495
>>735493
It basically means evil undead person.
>>735494
...of course that'd be his choice for me.
No.735496
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>>735494
Nobody ever wants hugs.
>>735495
Oh.
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I should go help Lancer.
>zoom
No.735497
>>735496
Right well...I'll probably be here.
No.735498
Remind me not to sign up for any of those investigation missions again, Lieutenant.
Intel jobs are for the Null-ARCs.
>"I'll have it noted, Captain."
No.735499
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>>735498
It isn't that bad.
No.735500
>>735499
A sizeable part of the human population on Mother Base has been stolen away and turned into clankers. It's like something out of a bad film.
I couldn't do much about it. Blowing things up is my MO, the finite details were always handled by Republic Intelligence.
No.735501
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>>735500
Wait, they've been replaced by droids?!
Sounds like the Dark Trooper program...
No.735502
>>735501
Yes. Droids, the lot of them. I'd call it a nightmare on any other day, but, you know. I'm one to talk.
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Dark Troopers didn't have skin covering them like these do. They were just armor.
These are robotic copies of the real thing. We don't know a whole lot more than that.
No.735503
>>735502
So they can blend in en masse...
You wouldn't even know they were droids!
No.735504
>>735503
Scanning them with literally any reputable scanning device would reveal them pretty quickly. That's what my plan was at the time. My subtler version of brute forcing it.
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Didn't you know someone that specialized in droids, once upon a time?
No.735505
>>735504
Yes, but I myself was once good with droids too.
Those were different times.
No.735506
>>735505
Then why'd you need a contractor that was specialized in them?
No.735507
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>>735506
I have better things to do than build droids these days.
No.735509
>>735508
That's classified information.
No.735510
>>735509
Oh, don't pull that on me. There's not a whole lot that goes on around here that isn't recorded in some form or another.
If either of us really had something important to be doing, we wouldn't be sitting here in the middle of the night.
No.735511
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>>735510
Okay, maybe I don't have anything to do right now.
Usually I'm off bringing order to the galaxy, though!
No.735512
>>735511
Your grandson doesn't seem to think you are.
Does "Order" just mean I'll have to fill out more forms if I want things?
An officer in charge of of requisitions tried to bar from taking a ship the other day, he said I wasn't allowed to have it painted.
No.735513
>>735512
That boy lacks discipline!
And it does. You can't just paint ships all you want. Does this look like a frilly order to you?
What would you even need to paint anyway?
No.735514
>>735513
So did you, when you were younger.
>hit a button on his wristpad
>what's that peering in through the windows
We paint them because it's tradition. We were trained that our weapons and armor were extensions of our bodies. Customization strengthens those bonds that we share with our equipment. Just look at my armor, it practically changes shape and color every two minutes.
No.735515
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>>735514
Well that's not how we do things anymore. You don't see custom painted Tie Fighters too often, now do you?
No.735516
>>735515
Everything seemed so much more alive during the Clones Wars. Now it's all so gloomy, grey, and bleak.
There were several TIE Fighter wings that had red detailing on their wings, like the 181st. The Royal Guard TIEs did something similar as well.
No.735517
>>735516
>remembering a conversation with Sheev
>"But my lord...what is wrong with painting the ships?"
>"There can't be personality in my Empire, Vader. I won't allow them to paint their Tie Fighters."
>"But--"
>"Too bad."
...alright, I'll allow a bit more personalization now.
No.735518
>>735517
Excellent, because I was going to paint them anyways.
And most of the troops are embedded at Mother Base among other outposts, so it'd be kind of futile regardless.
>looks down at his Outer Heaven insignia
Shiny.
No.735519
>>735518
So how is your new job there?
I mean besides the whole droid thing.
No.735520
>>735519
It was a pretty good deal at the time. Trying to organize things out here all mostly on my own got a lot harder since U4 kicked the bucket, so I needed the extra help.
More jobs and missions have opened up for the troopers since we're now a part of a high-profile PMC. Feels good to get to use the skills we were bred for again.
Still doesn't change the fact that as a whole the rest of the clones are conventional troopers that can't stand up against the crazy-ass enemies Outer Heaven as a whole is bound to go up against. It's all mostly peacekeeping missions across the world, supply runs, raids against human targets, the like.
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I've got a lot of free time on my hands now that I just don't know what to do with. Holotapes are decent time sinks, but usually I just... walk.
Wonder what the tracking officers back at base think I'm doing when they see my dot on the screen, wandering around out here.
Maybe I should turn it off.
No.735521
>>735520
You probably should. This is your relaxation time, they can't just track you all the time.
No.735522
>>735521
But that's careless. What if I'm needed back at base, or something happens and I bite it out there?
There's probably more people back at base that care about my well being that I'd assume.
Did that sound selfish? Whatever.
>
Care to join me? There's a downed frigate a ways from here I've been camping out at occasionally.
No.735523
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>>735522
Don't have it off twenty-four seven but live a little, man. You're free from the Empire's control, doesn't it feel great?
And I might as well.
No.735524
>>735523
Maybe. But I still feel the need to associate with you.
And those troopers that are supposed to come here eventually are still Imperial.
>click
There, it's off.
No.735525
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>>735524
Right, I forgot about them. But doesn't that feel liberating? Having it off for an hour or two probably won't hurt anything.
No.735526
>>735525
It doesn't really feel like anything. Should I turn yours off too, just to be sure?
No.735527
>>735526
If you feel like. But trust me, when I was wearing the white armor I did it all the time.
But really, it's doing nothing for you?
No.735528
>>735527
I never gave it a whole lot of thought in the first place. It's a safety measure. It's not like they care where I go, just that I'm back on time. And not dead.
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Cozy, isn't it?
No.735529
>>735528
I enjoyed it when I did it, but that's because I was under watch of the Empire. Who I imagine are much more harsher than the Mother Base you speak of.
It really is, though,
No.735530
>>735529
At least they didn't assign someone to follow you around all the time, that'd be frustrating.
>strings of old battledroid parts hang from the ship
>an auto turret sitting on top snaps to attention
I forgot how depressing this place looked. Maybe this wasn't a great idea.
No.735531
>>735530
I don't know it's...
>pokes one of the battledroid parts
>it just falls down
Nygh.
No.735532
>>735531
They wander in from an old droid dispenser that landed somewhere in the swamp. Good target practice, I guess.
>sits down on a crate and plugs his blasters into a recharging station
Maybe retiring to Dantooine isn't such a good idea after all. It probably wouldn't look a whole lot better.
No.735533
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>>735532
Surely there must be a better planet.
No.735534
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>>735533
I don't think the planet matters as much as me just not being left to my own devices for too long.
Not Coruscant, the constant sounds would drive me mad. And after what happened to the Hosnian system, I wouldn't take that chance.
Maybe Raxus, now that the Seppies are history. It looked remarkably pretty. And expensive.
Do you ever plan on retiring, sir?
No.735535
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>>735534
I used to think about it, but these days not so much...
No.735536
>>735535
Curse of the profession, hard to do anything afterwards. All so ingrained in your psyche.
Let's get the hell out of here, I don't want to look at this anymore.
No.735537
>>735536
That and like this it's impossible...
You're right though, I'm bummed out now. Let's get outta here.
No.735538
>>735537
I'll have to have that thing dismantled when I get the chance.
>dismantled from orbit
So now you know what I've been doing. Your turn to share.
No.735539
>>735538
Revan and I have been taking any troops we can under our new order. Soon we shall use those troops to unite the galaxy in a way that is neither Jedi or Sith. A new breed will be born that can balance the advantages of both and have the downfalls of neither.
I have also been reassembling the 501st once again after the Emperor destroyed the group. We shall pay him back the favor soon enough...
No.735540
>>735539
I wouldn't mind helping train the new 501st. Wouldn't be the first time some of us ARCs passed on the knowledge.
>briefly scans their surroundings
So you two are going to co-rule? How's that going to work out?
No.735541
>>735540
I assume we are setting up a council similar to the Jedi Council, but this council will be less foolish than the previous council was. Nobody will usurp us and if they try the will have to go through myself, Revan, and whoever else we put in it.
No.735542
>>735541
It was done once, it can be done again. Not counting all the other times these radical restructurings have happened in the past 10,000 years.
I look forward to it no matter how long it'll last. Too many times the galaxy has been ruled by the incompetent, this should be a nice change of pace.
>fiddling with his wristpad
I should be getting back to base, I've got a patrol starting soon. Thanks for stopping by, sir.
No.735543
>>735542
Well it was on the way, so why not?
Now for my next place of business.
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I'll be seeing you, Captain.
>walks out the door
No.735545