No.735790
>watch out for those hooks
No.735791
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No.735792
Someone should really pick up all these fish hooks
No.735793
>>735792
Not yet, I still haven't baited them!
No.735794
>>735793
They don't have lines on them. They're just sitting there
No.735795
>>735794
Walter was supposed to string them. Which means someone's getting an ass whooping.
No.735796
>>735795
Maybe he had to buy some line
No.735797
File: 1454521533108.png (422.03 KB, 1280x725, 256:145, guess who's back, back aga….png)
>>735796
No no, no excuses. Besides he's always got line on him, the freaky little shit.
No.735798
>>735797
Maybe he got abducted by aliens looking for weird butlers
No.735799
>>735798
They could do better. But also that's gonna cut into flossing my dog's teeth.
They probably got him with some cheap porn mag or a photo of the police girl's police girls.
No.735800
>>735799
Can't say I would blame him. Both would get my attention
No.735801
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>>735800
They are nice. Plump and soft. And they belong to me! It's great.
If only Integra had some. Then it'd really be a party.
No.735802
>>735801
The way she displays em, they belong to the world.
No.735803
>>735802
And it would be a travesty if some unwashed swine were to grab what's rightfully mine.
Because then I'd have to drink a bitch.
No.735804
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>>735803
Thats all you'd do? Then looks like I'm cleared for a booby grab
No.735805
>>735804
Ohoho, of course not. That's just a starter! If the catboy was around, he'd tell you the fun bits like a good ol' spoilsport.
No.735806
>>735805
Death and torture don't really bother me. Plus side of being mentally broken and unable to die
No.735807
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>>735806
It's not torture if it's fun. For me.
No.735808
>>735807
Sharing is caring. Like how Christopher Lee shared his title of Dark Lord with you Draculas.
No.735809
>>735808
Don't you dare take Christopher Lee's name in vain and put him on our level, that's just shameful.
No.735810
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>>735809
He's above us all. Him and Bowie didn't die. They just moved on to their next great venture. Plus brought along Alan Rickman in case they needed to hum a note so low that the universe resets.
No.735811
>>735810
You're goddamn right that's what happened.
That weird Bowie guy who's here now better live up to his predecessor.
Or I'mma drink'im. I'mma drink'im good.
No.735812
>>735811
You might have to drink him. He didn't know who Bowie was. Didn't even want to listen to a best of Album to educate himself.
No.735813
>>735812
That motherfucker. That's it, he's getting drank.
...But then I'd have him inside me. Ew. Gross.
No.735814
>>735813
Sometimes ya gotta lay on a grenade bro.
They're actually pretty comfortable. Really good on the lower back.
No.735815
>>735814
Bah. I can just kill him inside me too.
No.735817
>>735816
Incredibly. Catboy and I spent 30 years trying out eeeeeverything I could think of.
No.735818
>>735817
The Catboy is gay? Cause I've only watched the abridged and he seems hella gay.
No.735819
>>735818
Insanely gay. Not like the little thing was going to breed anyways.
No.735820
>>735819
Didn't he have a thing with the purple haired girl that we don't mention unless we bring up the deodorant guys as well? They ruined the future together?
No.735821
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>>735820
We don't speak of those days. I don't know what the hell I was thinking, it wasn't even funny. Just sad. Sad and boring.
The plant lady I ate is fun though.
No.735822
>>735821
Well, that was a time when people started moving away from funny into being "story tellers"
No.735823
>>735822
And thank every power that be that those chucklefucks took the long walk off a short pier.
No.735824
>>735823
agreed. It opens up for people to have fun.
No.735825
>>735824
Speaking of fun, I'm about to go get Trump in office.
No.735827
>>735826
Ha! That's funny. Canadians are funny.
See you in the funny papers! Blink and you'll miss it.
>gone when DP blinks next
No.735828
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>>735827
How did he know I blinked?
No.735829
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>trying to fly into the sky with the watery wings on her back
>always comes crashing back down head first
>eventually gives up, staying upside down in the swamp water
No.735830
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No.735831
>>735830
>don't bully please
>as you can see I'm very occupied with being dead inside
No.735832
File: 1454528042774.jpg (43.15 KB, 349x534, 349:534, 1414811-362378_128910_carn….jpg)
>>735831
okay what the hell are you doing here Gem scum?
No.735833
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No.735834
>>735833
I don't like Gems we've covered this
No.735835
>>735834
Not coooool.
>>735831
Aw, you made her sad too.
No.735836
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No.735837
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No.735838
>>735837
I've dealt with enough Gem shit to know what I'm talking about
No.735839
>>735838
Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude.
I visit Beach City a lot, they're pretty cool.
The green one reminds me of my friend Jeff.
No.735840
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>>735839
the green one is a dirty TRAITOR!
>sick baton twirl
No.735841
>>735840
Friends are friends.
>
Is this a reference? 'Cause I don't get it.
No.735842
>>735841
see that's what dirty gem people do, make ya miss refs
No.735843
>>735832
>bubbles rise next to her, and a gurgling sound can be heard
>>735835
>finally picks herself up, brushing the gunk off
Alright, one more try...
>shoots off into the sky
>it almost looks like she'll make it
>but the nosedive is inevitable
>SPLASH
No.735844
>>735842
Rude.
>>735843
Whatcha doin'?
No.735845
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>>735844
Going home.
>...
Actually, giving up. Yeah, that one.
>drops to her knees
Just crush my gem up.
No.735846
>>735843
pppfftt HAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAA!!!
>>735844
see look, this ones brain dead
No.735847
>>735845
Sounds like you need a friend. Giving up's never the way to go about stuff!
>>735846
Yeah but your brain's scrambled. I learned a saying in school, "pot calling the kettle black."
No.735848
>>735847
I'm not the one trying to fly away with water wings
No.735849
>>735848
You're not doin' much of anything right now.
No.735850
>>735846
We have gathered here tlday to hear the last will and testament of Lapis Lazuli, who is also me. I have exactly no dollars and no cents, with no property and no material possessions to my name. Give every bit of nothing I own...to nobody.
>starts squirting a bottle of ketchup all over her front as she moans dramatically
Rest in peace, and you may now kiss the bride.
>falls onto her back like a corpse, clenching a gross swamp flower in her hands
>>735847
>one eye peeks open
But I already did the eulogy...and besides, all of my friends are long gone. I was in that mirror for awhile...
No.735851
>>735849
I'm taking a day off, I can do that ya know!
>>735850
you need to be a in a six foot hole too
No.735852
>>735850
I can be your friend. Name's Ness. Nice t'meetcha.
>>735851
Silly red guy, goop people don't get holidays.
No.735853
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>>735852
who said anything about a holiday?
No.735854
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>>735851
If anyone has any objections to this union of gem and hole, speak now, or for-eeever hold your mourning, and swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, for better or worse, through rich and poor, in sickness and in health so help you by the honorable Judge Lapis...Lazuli.
>pauses
>whispers to him
Gonna need you to do the shoveling.
>>735852
Really?
>beams
Hi, I'm Lapis. I wasn't one of the gems that wanted to blow up this planet, just so you know.
No.735855
>>735853
It was me, Mr. Carnage. It was me, all along.
No.735856
>>735854
Neat. I only met the ones that are Steven's moms, and the green one.
No.735857
>>735855
aw son of a!
>>735854
what do I look like Triple H?
No.735858
>>735857
I'm not putting this joke over
No.735859
>>735857
Even my friends, even my immediate friends fell for it!
No.735860
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>>735857
On the charge of saying I need a grave, you are hereby pronounced man and wife...and guilty! You are hereby sentenced to six hours of community service...to be done by shoveling graves! This grave. Of the honorable Corporal Judge Minister Doctor Miss Lapis Lazuli, the first, until death do us part. My death.
>adds some mustard to her death disguise
>groans in even more fake agony
>>735856
I don't know any green ones. I know the ones with Steven, though.
>much like the ocean, Lapis is very salty
No.735861
>>735860
>did you know psychics are incredibly empathic?
Iunno what happened 'cause it's hard to read you gems' minds like I do with people but it doesn't feel like you wanna talk 'bout it.
>
You wanna fly?
No.735862
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>>735861
Not really. I always start leaking from the eyes when I do. Hot leaking, and it itches.
>gives her wings a shake
I can't get very high anymore. I'm still weak...
No.735863
>>735862
Iunno how to help you guys. My PSI doesn't look like it works on you.
No.735864
>>735863
Guess I'm just earthbound, then.
>sighs
Thanks anyway, Ness.
No.735865
>>735860
....fine I'll dig ya damn hole!
No.735866
>>735864
>psi-shades forming
What was it I said about giving up? If you can't believe in yourself to get where you're going, then believe in me, who believes in you.
We'll get you wherever, together. That's a man's promise!
No.735867
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>>735865
The prosecution rests. In peace. God bless and amen, th-t-t-th-t-that's all folks!
>goes to splash relish in herself
>sticks the spoon in her mouth instead
Mmm!
>>735866
Lots of people said I should believe in them, and that just got me stuck in a mirror.
...aww, I shouldn't be such a Debbie Downer. I believe in you. After all, what's the worst that could happen?
No.735868
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>>735867
>standing next to a hole
get it
No.735869
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>>735867
If you take my hand, we can go anywhere in the world if we run fast enough.
>
I want hot dogs now...
No.735870
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>>735868
Wait, don't I also need a box?
>>735869
>grabs his little hand
>take me home
>I have faith in you
...what's a hot dog?
No.735872
>>735870
>Onett outskirts it is
>that's home alright
It's...
>...
It's good food.
No.735873
>breaks down the door
>tongue waggling
WRAAARGGGHHHH
No.735874
>>735873
Metal back on the menu?
No.735875
>>735873
>peels the door off himself
....I'm going to hurt you now
No.735876
>>735874
Yes! I must bring metal back to the mainstream!
Eddie the Head spoke to me...
He told me I must do it.
>>735875
But son, you mustn't! I need to...bring metal back!
No.735877
>>735876
the metal you can bring is old and rusted like you
No.735878
>>735876
Ate too much bad Chinese, Brock?
No.735879
>>735877
>
You've gone too far this time!
>>735878
Ehhh maybe, but I have a feeling that this is my calling.
After reporting.
No.735880
>>735879
You'd make for a fuckin' sick mascot.
No.735881
>>735879
you say everything is ya calling, reporting, metal, drive by mooning, that time you tried to be a villain for like an hour
No.735882
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>>735880
Exactly! This has been in the making for years.
>>735881
I feel it this time, though!
But even if you went too far that time, I can't stay mad at you.
No.735883
>>735882
I'll see what I can do to help.
No.735884
>>735882
so what's ya next step in ya master plan?....also ya seen Kai anywhere?
No.735885
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>>735883
Thanks, this'll be big.
>>735884
I gotta play a concert so big, it'll leave no survivors!
...and no. But I'll help you keep here away from that blue guy just like ya asked me to!
No.735886
>>735885
thanks and do ya even know how to play anything?
No.735887
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>>735885
You need a band. But not just any band. A... Big Band.
No.735888
>>735886
Not yet, but I'm receptive. I'll figure out how soon enough. They say you need big hands to play guitar and...
>finger waggle
I got the biggest. This'll be the sickest metal band in a long time!
>>735887
You're right...
No.735889
>>735888
Big Band, you say.
No.735890
>>735888
when this crashes and burns I'll be ready to laugh
No.735891
File: 1454537561257.jpg (296.93 KB, 588x453, 196:151, draft_lens18194954module15….jpg)
>>735889
Yes it is!
>>735890
It'll burn alright.
Because fire is metal as fuck.
No.735892
>>735891
metal doesn't burn it melts!
No.735893
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>>735891
That's my name, son.
No.735894
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>>735892
Well theoretically it doesn't burn, but...burning is cooler than melting.
>>735893
I can see that...what kind of instruments do you have experience with?
No.735895
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>>735894
All of them. Ain't just a name.
No.735896
>>735894
no way melting is cooler!
No.735897
>>735895
Impressive, very nice.
Well I do need a drummer...
>>735896
Melting is only cooler when faces start melting off.
That's when things get really brutal.
No.735898
>>735897
melting anything is more brutal then burning
No.735899
>>735897
Can do. Come with my own set.
No.735900
>>735898
No, you need fire! Fire in the background, fire in the foreground, fire that you use to melt!
Fire fire fire!
>>735899
Great! Now I just need to figure out my part...besides vocalist.
Hm.
No.735901
>>735900
>smacks
calm down butt much
No.735902
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>>735900
You'll know when you meet your bandmates.
No.735903
>>735901
Agh!
>shakes his head
Nyeh, fine. I'll calm down.
>>735902
You're right...
This'll happen. It needs to.
No.735904
>>735903
The jam's a special kinda connection. Part of the soul.
No.735906
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>>735904
Which is why people need to reconnect with metal...it's heavy, it's animalistic, and it relieves the primal urges within man.
One concert alone can be filled with long haired delinquents banging heads, shoving each other around, and general craziness.
They throw their hands to the air, hands posed with various signs. Most famous being the so called devil horns, which actually isn't what it represents.
Good stuff.
>>735905
I will! I must remain calm...
No.735907
>>735906
calm metal? HAHA!
No.735908
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>>735906
But are you ready?
Are you ready... to rock?
No.735909
>>735907
Well I must remain calm until the metal starts.
Like the audience waiting for a show, y'know.
>>735908
Yeah I'm ready to rock!
No.735910
File: 1454539095409.png (639.09 KB, 990x1300, 99:130, tumblr_nth62vtP6P1uov4vro3….png)
>>735909
ARE YOU READY TO ROCK?
No.735911
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>>735909
so it's just you two?
No.735912
>>735910
I'M READY TO ROOOOOOOOOOOOCK!
>>735911
Right now.
Debating whether I should be bassist or guitarist. Guitarist is cool, but bassist is a very underrated position.
No.735913
File: 1454539269870.png (460.71 KB, 500x696, 125:174, tumblr_njna6dRh391qf3ylpo1….png)
>>735912
Now you're ready. To find your bandmates.
No.735914
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No.735915
File: 1454539532168.png (229.52 KB, 600x436, 150:109, Killer, healer, what's the….png)
>>735913
I will find them ASAP!
>>735914
Hey, this is a decision that could change my life.
After I decide, another member shall fall in.
No.735916
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>>735915
.....I'm not helping
No.735917
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>>735915
Such is life as part of the jam.
No.735918
>>735916
Figured you wouldn't. I don't need much help anyway.
I must find my next bandmate on my own. I will know 'im when I see 'im.
>>735917
It is a hard life to adjust to, but I must.
No.735919
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>>735918
It ain't so bad when you're not alone.
No.735920
>>735918
>watches the door
....how long ya think this will take?
No.735921
>>735919
And I won't be alone.
I'll be in a band that'll be big...but then we'll fade. All bands too. It'll be worth it though when we've brought metal back into the mainstream.
It's simply for the best.
>>735920
As long as it needs to take.
No.735922
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>>735921
Metal, that sounds like a good time.
Got anyone in mind?
No.735924
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>>735922
Let's see...who do I know that can play bass or guitar...?
HMMMMMMMMM
>>735923
This takes time, boy.
No.735925
>>735924
I'll play some thought music.
>
No.735926
>>735924
why don't ya ask Predator?
No.735927
>>735925
This is some good thought music...
>THINKING
>>735926
You think Predator knows how to play guitar or bass?
No.735928
>>735927
wouldn't hurt to ask'm
No.735929
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>>735927
Ain't a man alive who can match me with a horn.
No.735930
>>735929
I wouldn't doubt it.
>>735928
Where is he?!
No.735931
>>735930
over there watching us like he always does
No.735933
>>735930
So whatcha lookin' for?
No.735934
>>735931
Oh.
>>735932
Hey Pred, do you know guitar or bass?
>>735933
A person who knows guitar or bass.
Then we'll be pretty complete.
No.735935
>>735934
Solid. Lucky I decided to beat feet to the beat here. Been a while.
No.735936
>>735934
>this guy
>asking if I can play
No.735937
>>735935
We all take our breaks one day or another. It's usually inevitable we find ourselves back here, though...
>>735936
Yes? No?
Gonna take that as a no?
No.735938
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>>735937
Place is its own brand of magic.
No.735939
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>>735937
>what does this look like?
No.735940
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>>735938
Some kinda bizarre magic, but you aren't wrong.
>>735939
...wow.
Would you like to bring metal back?
No.735941
>>735940
>where the fuck did it go!?
No.735942
>>735940
This is gonna be good.
No.735943
File: 1454542061985.jpg (182.85 KB, 577x600, 577:600, anti_venom_by_monstaville-….jpg)
>>735941
And it just left!
Just left!
>>735942
You bet it will be.
Metal's comin' back, I can feel it in my spikes.
No.735944
File: 1454542219061.jpg (368.43 KB, 1280x1270, 128:127, tumblr_n047xnG9sv1shxwy3o1….jpg)
No.735945
>>735943
>then I'm in
>I must hunt down metal
No.735946
>>735944
This'll take awhile, though.
Need to develop an album, play live, and whatever else follows.
>>735945
No, no, no you play metal.
No.735947
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>>735946
I got nothin' better to do.
No.735948
>>735946
>something to my people
No.735949
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>>735947
Me neither.
So why not?
>>735948
I don't think we're quite in the same wavelength here.
No.735950
>>735949
>look you want my help or not, I could be doing other things right now
No.735951
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>>735949
My kids are being watched for me and work's winding down.
No.735952
>>735950
Okay, okay. You're right, you're right.
>>735951
I've got some things to do, but I can put them off for metal's sake.
No.735954
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>>735953
Okay then, we got the Pred on guitar.
Nice.
I'll be on vocals and bass then.
No.735955
>>735954
>so when are we playing?
No.735956
OK! TIME TO FIND MASTER MILLER!
And the rest of those guys that got turned into robots.
No.735957
>>735955
Slow down partner.
We need to write some songs first. That shouldn't take too long, but still.
No.735958
>>735956
How are we going to do that?
No.735959
>[refuelling in progress]
>>735956
You'd better hurry, Boss is fuckin' livid.
No.735960
>>735957
>I leave that up to you
>human's can't speak my tongue
No.735961
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>>735960
Don't worry, we'll get an album out in no time!
No.735963
>>735958
Well first we should start by consolidating all the information we have!
>slaps a piece of paper on a table
Ok, see this paper? Well there's nothing on it yet, but there will be.
>>735959
That's...that's uh.
What are you doing.
No.735964
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No.735965
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>>735962
>flings a bucket of water at him
Take a bath!
>>735963
The hell's it look like? Refuelling.
That's not important!
No.735966
>>735962
...
>i hope he doesn't hate me
>>735963
Okay, Snake!
We'll get someone on this paper ASAP
No.735967
>>735961
>I don't like all these people here
No.735968
>>735967
Yeah they just sorta...came outta nowhere.
No.735969
>>735964
Sup
>>735965
>wipes water away from his eye
You aren't the Boss of me.
>>735966
>he doesn't not hate you
No.735970
>>735965
...Right.
>MERYL's internally
He's not singing that Mike Oldfield song again, is he.
>>735966
But first, there's something we have to do, Hal.
Just the two of us.
No.735971
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No.735972
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>>735969
>blink
>humming
>shakes PSG1
No.735973
>>735969
Whatever.
>>735970
>
>
>
>done
>covering the plug up
He has it playing really loudly.
No.735974
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>>735969
...I'm nothing like Huey just so you know.
>>735970
What's that supposed to mean?!
No.735975
>>735971
Farewell!
I'll see you when the band reunites!
No.735976
>>735972
Why would I take your chapstick?
>>735973
Don't you 'Whatever' Me....uh....
>shit...I should probably start learning names
Soldier.
>>735974
So you aren't full of weird bullshit?
No.735977
>>735973
>uh
Tell him we're on the case.
Judging from the fact that whoever these guys are take the time to make fully functioning doppelgangers, we can assume that Master Miller and the rest of the men are still alive.
...Somewhere.
That should buy us some time before he gets all nuke-y again.
>>735974
>takes a step back
>hand out
The handshake, Hal.
No.735978
>>735976
It's Tenryuu. Tenryuu-class Light Cruiser Tenryuu.
>>735977
On it.
>skates away
>wiggle wiggle
No.735979
>>735976
>indignant humming
>puts a finger over her lip like a mustache
No.735980
>>735976
Not at all.
>J-Pop starts playing on his laptop
UHHHH
>shuts his laptop
None at all.
>>735977
Of course!
How could I even forget?
>HANDSHAKE GOOOOOOOOO
No.735981
>>735978
>MMMEEERRRRYYYLLLLLLLLL
>>735980
>phew
Good to see you're not a robot. Sorry, I had to find a way to make sure.
What have we got for tracking these guys?
No.735983
>>735978
Tenryuu. Don't you 'Whatever' me.
>>735979
...okay.
>>735980
None at all? I don't like it when people lie to me.
>shoots laptop
Not one bit
No.735984
>>735983
>frown
>gun spinning motions
No.735985
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>>735981
Man...being a robot would be pretty cool, though.
I mean not in this specific situation but in almost any other situation it would be.
And we've got tracers, Snake.
>pulls out a tiny little patch
Though this looks minuscule, it's actually an advanced device that you can attach to any suspicious individual. It's waterproof and near impossible to break without using something that'd kill the person it's attached to.
If that doesn't work, then we can always trace them through their engineering but that can be a lengthy process.
>>735983
>bullet bounces off
Well good thing I had a strong alloy case for it.
>opens up his laptop again
>the ricochets from the wall and hits the screen
...awwwwwww.
No.735986
>something is wrong
>something is very wrong
...I don't know if I like this.
No.735987
>>735984
...You...want one of my guns?
But you already have a gun.
>>735985
Try me again and I'm going to take your toys out of the boxes
No.735988
>intensely studying a map
Ah, to be back on the front lines, plotting away!
>draws a line with a compass
There now, if that doesn't open up a road to the Barbary coast, nothing short of a miracle will!
Or maybe one of those missile things everyone has these days.
No.735989
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>>735985
A bug, huh?
So all I have to do is get it on something or someone that could be of use to us.
But that would mean waiting for another of our guys to get snatched...unless we set some bait.
No.735990
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>>735988
>huh
>I wish I understood this
...
No.735991
>>735987
>facepalm
>[Ocelot hand gestures go here]
No.735992
>>735987
YOU'LL RUIN THEIR VALUE IF YOU DO THAT!
Don't you get it...I have two sets of every figure for a reason! One to keep in box and one to keep on my shelf!
You can't take the one in the box out of it! That's wrong, it's sacrilege!
How could you?!
>>735989
Exactly.
If we set some bait, then we've got them where we want them.
No.735993
>>735990
>I feel like someone wants to tell me something
Eh?
Hoho, hello there, my friend! No Goldie laying on you this time around, huh?
>grinning
Interested in cartography, are you?
No.735995
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>>735991
Cut me some slack here, I've been awake for 75 hours
>>735992
Fine, I won't take them out of the box.
I'll give them to a group of kids and they can take them out of the boxes.
No.735996
>>735992
Sounds risky.
I'll volunteer if there's nothing else available.
>wait
Don't you have some of those life size statues of your uh, cartoon girls?
They look enough like the shipgirls to suffice.
No.735997
>>735995
>grrr
>taps her wrist
>"get the statue of me from him too. He squeezes the chest too much."
No.735998
>>735995
They'll break them!
These collectibles are too fragile for a child's hand.
They'll break, and then the child's heart'll break too.
>>735996
If anybody can do it, it'll be you Sn--
Well I mean I do, but...they're pretty rare. If I have to make some sacrifices, though...
No.735999
>>735994
>squinting
Hmm...
Something seems different about you, but I can't quite put my finger on it.
>shrugs
Bah, I'm sure it's not important. Now look closely!
>angling the map
We start from here in this big island of Madagascar, make our way to the Comoros, take everything in our path until we reach the Dar es Salaam, and then onward to Somalia!
No.736000
>>735997
...he's doing what to a statue of you?
Also, who is making statues of you?
>>735998
Give me the statue of Quiet.
No.736001
>>735998
Think of it this way, would you rather have someone else be taken away, probably scared and not knowing if they'll make it out, or would you rather toss a few hundred bucks away?
No.736002
>>735999
>uh
>squeezes his chest
>so hard he becomes MANLY again
>nod
Conquering...
>
Someone will oppose you.
No.736003
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>>736000
>"Some company."
>"It's cute, but they made the chest squishy."
No.736004
>>736000
But it goes for over $500 online!
I can just sell it!
>>736001
...alright, I can throw some money away if it means nobody else has to be taken away.
No.736005
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>>736002
>manly of course being subjective
Of course! It wouldn't very well be conquest without someone on the other side, eh? Wouldn't be any fun either!
But you don't seem like the type to spout off on lectures or whatever, even if you are a Saber.
And for that, I thank you!
>wine get
No.736006
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>>736003
To be fair, your chest is pretty squishy in real life
>>736004
Either you give me the statue or I give you a bullet in each knee cap.
No.736007
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>>736004
I know which ones are rare, Hal.
We'll go to Chinatown or something when this is all over.
Changing course, as far as I can figure out we don't have even a solid suspect. These guys must be new.
No.736008
>>736005
Treat the people fairly.
>this is Sig's equivalent of a lecture
No.736009
>BOOM
>NUCLEAR levels: STANDING
>>736007
It's not the first time this "snatcher" business has happened. Camp Omega, 1975.
No.736010
>>736006
>now would be the time Hal would wet himself
>BUT HE DOESN'T
O-okay.
>hands it over
>>736007
Looks like it.
I'll try to dig up what little info I can get.
No.736011
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>>736006
>"Look but don't touch."
>"Did you order my new Rosetta Stone yet"
No.736012
>>736008
Telling a conqueror how to behave is like herding cats, you know.
Eh, I should have expected something noble coming from one of you three great knights.
I don't really feel like making any promises, but if it makes you feel better I won't treat them any worse than I ever have.
No.736013
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>>736010
>takes the statue
>puts it in his bag
Why did you have this on hand?
>>736011
It should be arriving next week.
So what have you been up to?
No.736014
>>736009
>UH
1975?
Camp Omega...?
>>736010
You didn't uh...you know, right?
No.736015
>>736012
>shakes his head
Not telling you what to do.
No.736016
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>>736013
>"Hanging out with the Destroyers."
>"They're cute, like little sisters."
>"I don't think Wolf likes me"
No.736017
>>736014
Only one man can safely infiltrate this business. A man who is... more machine than man.
We need... Raiden.
No.736018
>>736013
I was going to take a picture of it here.
The swamp makes a great backdrop for photos of things like this.
>>736014
Nope!
>he's clean
No.736019
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>>736016
Well, whichever one Wolf is is missing out.
>>736018
Fu-ck-ing Nerd
No.736020
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>>736015
Ha! A wise man, you are.
One of few words, I might add. I may not show it, but even I know that sometimes it's better to just shut up.
>glass raised
Especially when there's good wine in your face! Now drink with me, Saber!
No.736021
>>736020
>...
Is it magic wine?
>please no
>I don't want to forget again
No.736022
Who took my PSG1
>livid Wolf noises
No.736023
>>736017
The kid? Boss, he's-
>BATSHIT INSANE
Never mind. Don't you think whoever these guys are would be able to recognize robotics that they didn't design?
>>736018
You're...taking pictures of your toys?
No.736024
>>736019
I already know...
>>736022
H-hi Sniper Wolf
>>736023
People really like them on the internet!
No.736026
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>>736019
>"She's-"
>>736022
>"That one."
>parasite tats spring up
No.736027
>>736021
Eh?
>peering into the wine
Now that's a strange question, I didn't take you lot to have such high standards.
No.736028
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>>736024
>
>oh, it's the boy
The good little doctor... you have not seen my sniper rifle, no?
>>736026
>squint
>bitch where is it I will eat you and leave leftovers for the wolves
No.736029
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>>736027
Bad history with magic drinks.
>...
Ruined my life.
No.736030
>>736024
>urge to slap
>rising
>>736026
Oh her. Jeezus I am terrible with names
>shrapnel horn wiggles a bit
No.736031
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>>736024
You think someone would do that?
Just go on the internet and post pictures of girl toys?
>>736025
Boss...?
No.736033
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>>736028
>pls don't look at me I don't want to hurt the nice puppies
...
>clutching snipah
>>736030
>?
>hands a Snickers
No.736034
>>736028
Can't say I have, sorry.
>>736030
>I get that a lot
>>736031
Plenty of them.
No.736035
>>736033
>funny joke
...Why do you have my PSG-1. Don't you have your own collection of rifles?
>>736034
It is fine. I have located it. ...I should not be surprised.
No.736036
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>>736029
>sage nodding
And so you, so like so many of your kind, would rather never touch a drink again on the slim chance your bad history repeated.
>wine glass still held out
That's an awfully lonely way to go through life.
No.736037
>>736032
Ok ok.
>>736034
Remind me to set the child locks.
I'm gonna go find the kid, don't get in too much trouble.
>sneaks away
No.736038
>>736036
I have my friends. Wife. Not lonely.
No.736039
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>>736033
Not really hungry....
>takes the snickers anyways
...thank you.
>>736034
>you get slapped a lot?
>cause you gonna
No.736040
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>>736035
>?
>flips it over
>Quiet scratched into the stock
>over what might be Sniper Wolf
>>736039
>"Last time your horn grew it popped the balloons at Ocelot's birthday party."
>"Snickers satisfies."
No.736041
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>>736035
Quiet has it?
But why?
>>736037
Good luck, I'll try not to!
>>736039
>...with the robot hand?
No.736042
>>736040
>mad: mildly
Don't take my things. The wolves eat those who steal from their den.
>>736041
What use is asking, I don't understand signs.
No.736043
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>>736038
That's true enough, but a wife and some friends don't truly eliminate loneliness.
>
Gah, but the mood's getting dark again.
>scratches his beard
You guys sure know how to bring that out of anybody.
No.736044
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>>736040
Oh, it didn't grow. It just wiggles sometimes. I think its why I have occasional lapses in memory.
>>736041
>alternate between
No.736045
>>736043
>
>what
>no people = lonely
>people = lonely?
>nonsense
...
No.736046
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>>736042
>hands all ready to start throwing signs
>oh wait that's right
...
Mm.
>how do I tell her I'm faster than any wolf and that she missed a spot of makeup
>>736044
>"You have a piece of metal pressing on your frontal lobe."
>"How do you not have a stroke whenever you stand up."
No.736047
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>>736042
Oh.
Well at least you found it...
>>736044
>awww
No.736048
File: 1454548291933.png (117.88 KB, 500x453, 500:453, tumblr_nq65swgkZN1ti7ugao1….png)
>>736046
>and you wonder why she don't like you
>fuckin thief
I have nothing against you, why do you take my things?
>>736047
It is good to have it back.
No.736049
>>736045
>scratching notes in the margins of the map
Eh?
Ah, I can see my logic has defeated you!
>grinning
>circles Alexandria
Having people around you isn't the same as having people with you. You should really try and show some more emotion sometime, it helps!
No.736050
>>736046
I try not to think about it.
Thinking about it can only lead to problems.
>>736047
>why are you so goddamn weird?
No.736051
>>736048
I know what it's like to have valuable possessions taken from you, so you have my sympathy
>>736050
>Huey was my dad
>fuck Huey
No.736052
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No.736053
>>736048
>but-
>guh
>hands the Peesig juan over
>mild pouting
>>736050
>
>"You're weird."
No.736054
>>736049
...
>frown
I don't understand you.
No.736055
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>>736051
>cradling the snipper riffle
You had best not be pitying me, good doctor.
>>736053
>
>this is my rifle, there are many like it but this one is mine
>rifleman's creed, mang
No.736056
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>>736051
>maybe you ain't so bad after all
>>736053
What is normal anyways?
Also stop pouting. We'll go to the armory and get you a new gun.
No.736057
>>736055
No, no that's not what I meant at all!
>>736056
>well yeah
>I hated the old man
No.736058
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>>736054
Nor I you.
But! That doesn't mean we can't share this time or wine together, eh?
Too many people these days are content to be around people they know they agree with.
How boring can you be!
No.736059
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>>736052
>?
>>736055
>hmph
>I just get whatever V gives me so
...
>>736056
>"You're carrying around like, five right now."
>"I could just have one of those."
No.736060
>>736058
Feedback loop.
>
I don't want to drink.
No.736061
>>736057
>and in the end, that's what killed him.
>>736059
But these guns are mine
No.736062
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>>736059
>nothing to see here
>just a 90 year-old cyborg assassin playing in the rain
No.736063
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>>736059
>well
>I literally only have one gun
...Thank you. Please do not be taking my gun again.
>>736057
It is teasing.
No.736064
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>>736061
>well yeah
>he drowned himself
>after trying to take someone with him
>Huey more like HuREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>736063
Oh!
I didn't know you were.
No.736065
>>736060
>
You are strange man, aren't you.
You Sabers need to learn to lighten up, it's hard enough trying to engage with some real conversation with you!
>shakes his head
No interest in an adventure either, eh?
No.736066
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>>736065
>ears prick up
I am listening.
No.736067
>>736061
>"But you don't need three sniper rifles!"
>>736062
>I
>fucking
>love the rain
>
>>736063
>nod nod
>damn fam this rain feels fine tho
No.736068
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>>736064
>nods
>pushes his broken laptop onto the floor
>>736067
I might....
Buuut...fine.
>drops three rifles
which one you want?
No.736069
>>736067
>ayy
>I'll probably catch a cold but it'll be totally worth it
No.736070
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No.736071
>>736068
...the screen was broken anyway
No.736072
>>736066
HAHAHAHA!
A true man always leaves himself open for an opportunity, eh?
>points out to Madagascar
Me and my...uh.
>uh
What is she to me anyways...
>shrug
Whatever, the point is we're on a journey to meet up with an old pirate hideout, and take anything in our way!
No.736073
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>>736068
>"I'm not dancing for guns again."
...
>picks a Mosin
>"So much for nonlethal runs."
>>736069
>it's ok, we're all weird here
>>736070
>!
...
>folds arms around chest tighter
>I breathe through my skin this self-consciousness if bullshit
No.736074
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>>736072
>this doesn't sound like justice
...
>shakes his head
Conquering isn't in my blood. Already was a tool for others.
I want to do what I want in this second chance.
No.736075
>>736073
Shy? Interesting.
>wading around
No.736076
>>736073
>you wanna see weird?
>I'll show you weird
>
No.736077
>>736071
whatever.
>>736073
Fine. Whatever. I mean, just take my gun. Didn't want anything for it anyways.
No.736078
>>736077
I'll just go now...
>picks up the laptop
>walks away
No.736079
>>736074
A tool?
Well if that's the way you think it is, there's not much I can say to the contrary.
I do what I want too, and all those that follow me want the exact same thing! Together, our combined will has no barriers!
If you don't want to, then don't. I can't respect anyone who would live a lie willingly.
No.736080
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>>736075
>but wading around what
...
>>736076
>Venom put a pair of those on my chest once
>it wasn't as funny
>>736077
>rolls her eyes
>smooches his cheek
>"Thanks, dad"
No.736081
>>736079
Our wills are different.
>apology?
>...nah
>truth is truth
You said it yourself: people surround themselves with people who agree with them.
No.736082
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>>736080
>:3c
>cold-ass water
>Wolf you're fucking crazy
I heard there was a sauna. Come.
No.736083
>>736080
Don't call me Dad. That's weird.
And it was hilarious. Googly Booblies. HI....LARIOUS!
No.736084
File: 1454550467287.png (204.65 KB, 697x657, 697:657, Don't worry, I know what I….png)
>>736080
>well yeah
>going for the easy jokes can kill the fun
No.736085
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>>736081
Then I guess it just saddens me that people have no desire to learn more about themselves and others.
But I guess that's what separates us Riders from the rest, how lucky I am to know people like you!
>folding the map away
That's about enough planning for tonight. So! What are you doing now?
No.736087
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>>736082
>Shadow Moses more like Shadow Hypothermia
>ha, I'm funny
...
>>736083
>"You better bring D-Dog next mission because I just might shoot you."
>"Dad."
>>736084
>did you just call me easy
>whatever
>follows Wolf to the sauna
No.736088
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>>736087
GGGUUHHH!
>fultons away
No.736089
File: 1454550871866.png (594.83 KB, 1024x1185, 1024:1185, Get the shotguns, boys.png)
>>736087
>I'll admit I could've worded that better
No.736090
>>736086
Sandwiches!
Perhaps I was wrong about you Sabers after all, your obsession with food is fascinating!
I've heard tell about these rolled toasted sandwiches that's like a pizza inside!
Hot Pockets, I think...
No.736091
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>>736087
It is very difficult knowing you when we cannot speak the same language.
>turning steam on
>aw yis
No.736092
>>736090
>om
Not enough to satisfy.
No.736093
>Jekyll Jekyll Hyde Jekyll Hyde Hyde Jekyll
One of these days it'll escape my head...
No.736094
>>736092
Bah, maybe with that attitude!
If you can't find enough of something, take more!
There's no excuse other than flimsy morals for not having enough of anything, let greed drive you to the brink of it all, and then on past!
>voice cracks
>cough
>>736093
Eh?
No.736095
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>>736094
>squint
I'm not Fafnir.
>rapid-fire shoveling sandwiches down his gullet immediately after
No.736096
>>736094
I was shown a delightfully catchy song from a children's television show, but now it won't quite leave my memory.
No.736097
>>736095
Faf-what?
>beaned with a sandwich crust
Man you're just no fun at all.
>>736096
So?
No.736098
>>736097
>shakes his head
>off he goes
No.736099
>>736097
Now it's somewhat of an irritating afterthought that worms its way to the forefront and disrupts concentration.
Why is it so difficult to forget...?
No.736100
>>736098
I try and I try, but I still don't get those guys.
>>736099
Probably because you don't wanna forget! You just don't know it.
Why else would you keep thinking about it, eh? Unless you're crazy or something.
No.736101
>>736100
OI, WHO THE FUCK YOU CALLIN' CRAZY?
No.736102
>>736101
>squigging an ear
Jeez, that was loud!
But I bet I can get even louder!
>ahem
WHO YA CALLIN' CRAZY?
No.736103
>>736102
You think it's funny, ah? Let's see how funny it is with your insides on the outside! EH? EHHH?!
>coughcough
Oh dear...
No.736104
>>736103
WAHAHAHA! You're way better than the dragon guy!
>who I think might have been a girl for a second
So, you're crazy, huh?
No.736105
>>736104
We would rather not discuss that.
>...
>did I just use plurals
No.736106
>>736105
Ha! It's like a comedy act!
I only saw one, but they had two guys instead of one guy with two guys in 'im. They made jokes about video games too!
>nodnod
Whatcha doin' here?
No.736107
>>736106
We make a habit of visiting periodically.
>...
>plurals signify separate entities
>this is improvement
>if I can just...
No.736108
>>736107
Well you seem a lot less serious already!
>doodling a T-rex on the back of the map
I'm wrong though, huh.
No.736109
>>736108
We... do our very best to not be "boring" as it were.
It's a strain on others, after all.
No.736110
>>736109
Strain on others? What the heck's that got to do with anything?
>guh
Maybe I should just ask, why do you guys like serving other people so much?
No.736111
>>736110
>...
I lost every single Master I've ever had. Apparently it was easier to eliminate them than me. I serve to the best of my ability to make it up to them.
No.736112
>>736111
>folding the map into an airplane
I guess that makes sense, you wanna remember your past Masters through the one you got now.
No.736113
>>736112
Precisely. It keeps me sane.
No.736114
>>736113
I think that's also pretty stupid.
You don't know if your Masters would've wanted you to keep doing stuff like this, so you're not doing it for them, you're doing to make yourself feel good.
Sheesh, I don't really care about that kind of thing, but lying to yourself is still pretty dumb.
No.736115
>>736114
It's true: it's selfish of me. But that's all I have.
>
Enough with the misery and argumentation, I want no further part of this pointless deconstruction.
No.736116
>>736115
Man, you guys'll do anything to be gloomy and stuff. I thought we were just talking.
>shrug
Eh, it'll probably be a while before big sis picks me up...
>absently eating a Fruit by the Foot
No.736117
>>736116
You're entirely unaware of your own instigation. Ignorance really is bliss.
>...
I wanna fuckin' carve your hypocritical eyes out.
No.736118
>>736117
>blink
Huh?
>waving the wrapper around
Whoa! There's jokes on here!
No.736120
>>736118
>Presence Concealment
>g o n e
No.736121
>>736119
>uh oh
Right on time, huh.
>>736120
>reading the wrapper
"What part of the house is the best place put the porch-"
Hey, come back!
No.736123
>>736121
Expected anything less from the King?
>drops to the ground
>>736122
Yes. Feet.
No.736124
>>736123
Nah, I thought you'd just run around and do whatever you want. Do you have a schedule or something?
>!
Oh, Goldie, listen to this joke!
What's the best part of the house to put a porch on?
The outside!
>...
Wait, I messed up.
No.736125
>>736123
>time for the "Is it Griffith?" test
>red eyes
>blonde
>but gaudy armor tho
>nope, don't give a fuck
Whatever.
No.736126
>>736124
Mine are better.
>>736125
Is that all you had to say?
No.736127
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>>736126
Speak up. Hard to hear you from inside your shiny golden ass.
>Guts: must insult any and all forms of authority
No.736128
>>736126
>?
You mean it wasn't funny?
>crumpling the wrapper
>hmmm
Ok then, I challenge you, King of Heroes, to a joke contest!
And you better not be here to kill me or something!
No.736129
>>736128
If I wanted you dead, you'd be dead already.
>Hmmm?
A challenge? Ha! Do you really want to be humiliated this badly?
>>736127
If you got problem hearing then that's your own concern. If you got nothing better to do other than being a nuisance, then I suggest you run along, mongrel.
No.736130
>it's time for Enk
>and birds
No.736131
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>>736129
Way ahead of you.
>take me home, Zod
>
No.736132
>>736129
So you do like me!
>gleam
Nobody likes a know-it-all, Goldie. Have at you!
No.736133
>>736132
You sure love thinking highly of yourself, don't you? You're alive out of respect for my descendant.
>crosses arms
Very well, then...
>clears throat
You can tune a piano, but you can't tune-a fish!
>
>>736130
Oh? Back already? And with birds nonetheless!
No.736134
>>736133
>clutching his heart
>cough cough
Aw man, you could've warned me about that one...
>hmm
What did the policeman say to his bellybutton?
You're under a vest!
No.736135
>>736133
Yes. I enjoy their company!
>>736134
Jokes?
No.736136
>>736134
>!
>pushed back
Kuh...! You may provide some challenge after all.
>cough cough
What's the difference between a jeweler and a jailer? One sells watches, the other watches cells!
>>736135
>That
>is
>adorable
Enkidu! You and your birds may want to take a few steps back, this joke duel may get intense!
>Hmmm
Unless... You intend to join us?
No.736137
>>736135
Jokes!
>>736136
Auuuuuguhh! So bad!
>standing knee deep in the floor
Do you have enough jokes, King of Heroes?
Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?
Fo' drizzle!
No.736138
>>736136
I'll watch. I am not good with jokes.
>>736137
>excited
No.736139
>>736138
I understand.. Try not laugh too loud then.
>>736137
I don't need you insulting my hilarious jokes when you spit out such weak material!
They found a mummy in Egypt covered in chocolate and nuts... It was a pharaoh rocher!
No.736140
>>736138
>gleam
>>736139
AAAAAAAAAAAA-
>blink
aaaaa?
Hey Goldie, I don't get it. Where are all those hilarious jokes you were talking about?
No.736141
>>736139
>>736140
>trying to get the jokes
>nada
No.736142
>>736140
>this
>mongrel
All my jokes are hilarious! It's you who doesn't have enough tact to understand them!
>>736141
>
No.736144
>>736142
>absently eating a Toblerone
That sounds like quitter talk!
>munch
Gah, it's taking big sis forever. I wonder if she's playing that weird computer game again.
No.736145
Man... Bazett really kicked my ass over that car wash.
No.736146
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>>736143
>that's the spirit
>>736144
Quitter? I don't quit, King of Conquerors. I just refuse to waste my time and my breath any further with an ungrateful little mongrel.
>hmph
Which big sis are you waiting for this time?
>>736145
Car wash?
No.736147
>>736145
I thought she beat up the other one?
You guys should get nametags!
>>736146
Abstention is the same as losing! Sparta is just a big sore loser!
>cheery grin
Big Sis Drake, we gotta lot of conquering to do and I wanna get started!
No.736148
>>736146
Car wash. Somethin' about boosting popularity.
The tits, man. Soooo worth the huge lump on my head.
>...
I think she hit me 'cause I looked at another girl. Man, this Master of mine... what a gal.
>>736147
She smacked us both!
No.736149
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>>736146
>
Friend, I am distraught.
I had feelings for that Jade woman, but I still have feelings for Shamhat.
Did I do the right thing?
No.736150
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>>736147
>I regret letting this mongrel revive
>>736148
Why wasn't I invited to the car wash!?
>>736149
>pat pat
Oh, Enkidu. One should not regret decisions from the heart. If Shamhat meant so much to you, to the point you'd give up on another love, then you should feel proud that even after thousands of years, your feelings stayed strong.
No.736151
>>736148
But think of the nametags!
>>736150
>blink
Ha! One of Goldie's famous speeches, and it doesn't even make sense!
Forget this, I can't wait any longer!
>cheeses it
No.736152
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>>736150
>flashing back to the white board
>"NO GIL"
You weren't around?
>>736151
Little runt.
No.736153
>>736147
FORGOT THE ACTUAL REPLY SORRY
Conquering what, mind you?
No.736155
>>736152
I wasn't. Probably fighting Enkidu or spending time with the girls, but that's beside the point. When did it happen?
>>736154
It will pass, Enkidu. I'm sure it will pass.
No.736156
>>736155
...Three nights ago? I got knocked on the head pretty hard gimme a little breach, O Golden One.
No.736157
>>736155
I am going to go nap it off.
>slump
No.736158
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>>736156
Three nights ago!
>Mmmmm...
Oh well, whatever. It's not like I don't have my own girls to entertain me. Still pretty bummed about not being invited, though.
>>736157
Sleep well, my friend.
>He'll be fine by the morning...
No.736159
>>736158
It was pretty sick.
>
Wish Medusa was there but big me's all "oh Perseus would kill her."
The dick.
No.736160
>>736159
...You invited him but not me.
No.736161
>>736160
"Invited" is... a word.
Not one I'd use but it's a word.
No.736162
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>>736161
It doesn't matter. He knew about it, and I didn't. Who's responsible for this? I have to deliver some punishment.
No.736163
>>736162
>...
>...
>...
It was that foppish Caster's idea, the writer weirdo.
No.736164
>>736163
Huh. I liked that one.
>shrugs
Oh well. A few swords to the limbs will do.
No.736165
>>736164
>thank fuck he bought it
Jeez.
>
The tall one, not the small one. Just so ya know.
No.736166
>>736165
>Or did he?
I understood that.
>Picks Enkidu up
I think I shall take my leave for now. See you another time, Guard dog.
>Gilgatank awaaay~
No.736167
>>736166
Sheesh... guy's gonna gut me when he finds out I lied.
You owe me, Saber...
No.736168
File: 1454562393972.png (207.67 KB, 500x507, 500:507, tumblr_n9wbz1A6l81tu9bwyo1….png)
15 men on a dead man's chest~
Yo ho ho, and a bottle of rum~
No.736169
>>736168
>incoming Jay at terminal velocity
>nyyoooooooom
No.736170
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>>736169
Wait what the fu-
>Bowling_Pins_Crashing.gif
JAAAAAAAAAAY
No.736172
>>736171
GOD FUCKING-
>
WAKE UP, ASSHOLE, WE DIDN'T EVEN DO ANYTHING YET
No.736173
File: 1454563090394.gif (354.32 KB, 530x287, 530:287, heels clacking intensifies.gif)
No.736174
>>736172
>uuuup and at'em
Jesus Christ... never piss off someone with fucking super strength.
>>736173
>
You're...
No.736175
>>736173
>!!
Who the fuckin'--!
>>736174
I'll show ya fucking super strength, cocksucker!
>venom but no action
>Jay who is that help aaaa
No.736176
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No.736177
>>736174
This certainly seems to be happening far too frequently, Mister Todd.
You'd think a coffeehouse would be enough for you.
>>736175
Get off the ground, Two Hands.
Honestly, show some self-respect.
>>736176
>grin: malicious
Been a while.
No.736178
>>736177
...alive?
>note: death jars the memories
Big sis let you go.
>
Finally.
>>736175
Yeah yeah not important.
No.736179
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>>736177
>...
You're looking surprisingly good.
No.736180
>>736177
...Sis?
Fuckin'-
>shivering
You fuckin' died, you old bitch.
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU AND WHAT'D YA DO WITH HER, HUH
>
>>736178
>BARK BARK BARK
No.736181
>>736179
Somehow you're looking a lot less miserable.
No.736182
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>>736178
There are certain unchangeable facts that come to light once you've been alive again for a few weeks.
I've had a lot of catching up to do as you can imagine.
>>736179
Given the lack of corpse rot, that's surprisingly sweet.
I think you still have something that belongs to me.
>>736180
>sigh
>and
>JUDO TOSS
Shhhh.
No.736183
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>>736180
>god-
Time for an unbeatable technique... full nelson!
>and
>full nelson
>>736182
>and tossed too
I had that handled.
No.736184
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>>736181
Shut up.
>lobs a throw pillow at him
>>736182
>twirling the tags around his finger
Well I suppose I won't be needing these.
No.736185
>>736182
>oof
>rrrrrrrrrrr
Either shoot me or get that fuckin' gun outta my face, goddamn clone slut.
>>736183
>this is all kinds of fucked
...Ok now you're just pissing me off
No.736186
>>736184
>nabs it
>and sits on it
What? Friend of yours?
>ciggie go
>puff
>offering one
No.736187
>>736183
I'm sure you did.
I, on the other hand, don't have the time or patience to wait for you two to brutalize each other into unconsciousness.
Really, I thought you knew the benefits of the faster approach by now.
>>736184
Oh don't give me that face, it's depressingly childish.
>hand up
>here it comes
>headpats
Keep them. I'm the one who won't be needing them anymore.
>>736185
>wedges the gun in her mouth
I said be quiet.
>
Contrary to popular belief, I am your "sis."
I might even be willing to overlook the insults, if you'd like to start things over.
No.736188
>>736185
She's not a clone.
>lets off of the full nelson
Trust me. I can smell fakers a mile away.
>>736187
Get the gun outta her mouth if you like your hand attached.
You're in my range.
No.736189
>>736187
>um
>hot-now's not the time
...
>nodding
>>736188
>[SCREAMING]
No.736190
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>>736186
You could say that.
>puff
For once I'm glad people here don't stay dead.
>>736187
>[brain functions have encountered a critical error]
>blinkblink
>shellshocked
No.736191
>>736187
>wait a sec
>that swagger
>that attitude
>those headpats
...Teach?
>shakes his head
>>736190
Bro. You... wanna explain why she's so much like her?
No.736192
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>>736188
>?
Not even a minute in and you're already playing the hero.
>shakes her head
This has probably been a while coming, one moment.
>>736189
Better.
>
I couldn't leave you alone for a second without you running off to the middle of nowhere.
Unfortunately, it's the same middle of nowhere I happen to think fondly of.
>>736190
You're not having a seizure on me, are you.
>bonks with the gun
>>736191
Excuse you.
No.736193
>>736189
You're a dumbass by the way.
>>736192
>reeeee
>muffled "not a hero"
No.736194
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>>736192
>ptew
The fuck're you talkin' about, huh? Where the hell'd you go?
>>736193
NOT FUCKIN NOW
No.736195
>>736191
You think I can explain shit like this?
>>736192
I might as well be having one.
>puts the tags back on
I don't even want to ask how you got back here.
No.736196
>>736192
>I am twelve kinds of confused now
>I miss Teach
Yeah, nevermind.
>draining that ciggie like it's a lifeline
>>736195
I don't think I want an explanation.
Just makes me miss'er more.
>new ciggie get
No.736197
>>736193
>[Balalaika smugs coolly]
If it makes any difference, you've been playing your part perfectly.
But it's time I came and collected.
>>736194
That's not something you need to know.
You're going back to work, Two Hands. Things are too tenuous right now for me to not have Lagoon Company on standby.
>>736195
Death does some curious things to Russians.
Believe what you want, but most of the rural folk are still terribly superstitious.
>
Glad I'm not dead, huh.
>>736196
Not going to offer me one?
Your twin has some catching up to do.
No.736198
>>736194
Don't you "not now" me, what the hell.
>>736197
So that's it, huh. You just show up 'cause you want somethin', don't give a damn 'bout anything else.
Figures.
No.736199
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>>736196
They're different, but cut from the same block if you ask me.
>>736197
You heard nothing.
>hiding his smile behind his cig hand
No.736200
>>736197
'Cause you smell like cigars. Good ones. Expensive ones.
Smell that thick, you got some on you right now.
'm on a budget, smoke'em if ya got'em, yeah?
>>736199
No fuckin' kidding...
>...
>hucks the pack his way
Don't wanna burn all mine out in one day.
>reaching into a pocket
>nicotine gum
No.736201
>>736197
>big question mark goes here
Work? Why the hell would I do that?
I'm makin' more money than I ever made with those chucklefucks! You want somethin'? I can go solo now.
>>736198
Yeah, what the hell's right.
No.736202
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>>736198
>I am surrounded by ublyudoks
Oh, what's this. Expecting some special treatment?
Mommy's kind of spread thin right now, so you'll just have to make do by yourself.
>the words say ow but the eyes say thank you
>>736199
>
I suppose I should be thankful, having such a good dog to guard my things while I was away.
Or am I overstepping my bounds.
>>736200
>blink
>and stogie case retrieved
A regular detective.
>sniffs her shirt
...Didn't think that would stay after.
>>736201
Because you're more helpful to me there than you are here.
I have money in abundance, Two Hands, so put paying me off out of your mind. Good help, as they say, is hard to come by these days.
No.736203
>>736201
Looks like you got a choice to make, huh. What a night... piss off fuckin' Superboy and now this.
>>736202
>okay the mommy thing is both hot and really fucking agonizing
Yeah. Mommy's spread pretty thin all over the walls of an Ethiopan warehouse that exploded with me in it.
>guh
No.736204
>>736200
>looks into his own pack
>two left
>stick a hand into the gap between couch pillows
>pulls out three boxes
>all empty
Maybe I do have a problem.
>>736202
It's good manners to give the dog a bone after a job well done.
No.736205
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>>736202
What can I say? Hound's nose knows.
>>736204
Ain't the only one. Down to one pack.
Gah... I picked up work as a bouncer for a club, so I guess cash ain't a real problem.
No.736206
>>736202
What?
Listen here lady-
>guh
>I can't do it
>>736203
I gotta go really fuckin' drunk.
>storms out
No.736207
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>>736203
Messy.
You can't really blame me for wanting to avoid breadsticks, can you.
>>736204
>blink
>just
>holding a bone
>Bala how
Now would be your chance to revoke any sarcasm before you're stuck with the Mighty Bone.
>>736205
There's two of them.
>huh
>huaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>736206
"It's all I know how to do."
>shakes her head
>puff
No.736208
>>736206
Right behind ya in a minute.
>waves her off
>>736207
They're still pretty fresh.
>nabs one from his jacket
>still soft
>om
It's... I guess good to see you but I'm not in a good mood.
Another time.
>off he goes after Rev
No.736209
>>736205
I ain't got nothing that flashy. I guess working for my Master pays well enough.
>>736207
Nothing's changed, huh.
>zoom
>peck on the forehead
Good to see you back.
>zooms out
No.736210
>>736207
>uh
He's the older bro, so ya know.
>>736209
See ya.
No.736211
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>>736208
>pfft
Taking things for granted in this world is a mistake.
Ironic, somehow.
>>736209
>blink
Nice to see you, to see you nice.
>
>he actually took the bone
>>736210
I've given up every understanding anything about you people, so I guess I'll just take your word for it.
You need a haircut.
No.736212
>>736211
Trust me, you're better off with that logic.
>
Cut it short once. Didn't like it.
>
Also not possible. I'm kind of a ghost, y'know.
No.736213
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>>736212
Join the club.
So if I hit you, will he feel it.
No that's right. Ghost.
No.736214
>>736213
You know that saying, hitting someone so hard they'll feel it later?
Provided you actually find a way to hit me, that's how it is.
No.736215
>>736214
I think I'd rather shoot myself. It's a wonder how either of you haven't done it already.
>puff
Things don't taste like me when you're dead, who knew.
No.736216
>>736215
You make it sound like we haven't.
We just have the displeasure of being the universe's fuckin' toys, so no matter how many times we get broken someone'll put us back together and toss us into the fray, no matter how long it takes.
>
Bah, but you don't wanna hear about the War shit and I don't wanna bore my bro's friend.
So how 'bout we share.
No.736217
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>>736216
You won't make it far in this business with the sob story act.
>
Elaborate.
No.736218
>>736217
Lucky I hate repeating myself then.
>
You know my bro, but I don't know you. And we're different enough that you don't know me either.
So let's start from the top, yeah?
No.736219
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>>736218
An awful lot of assumptions.
If there's suitable difference between the two of you, then there's enough of a gap to make me question whether it's worth telling you anything at all.
But then that's just a lot of hot air.
>puff
It's the same old story.
Doomed country. Desperate child. Last hope. Kindly soldier.
Balalaika.
No.736220
>>736219
I'm tempted to groan "Suuuupeeermaaaaan" and I haven't even seen the Iron Giant.
>
I should do that...
>uh
Guess if he's Cu then you can call me Sentata.
No.736221
>>736220
You're both Lancer, if I even remember that much.
I'll take the paraphrased version, if you don't mind.
>hm
Where was he off to in such a hurry.
No.736222
>Ugh, stupid Carnage's dad.
>Keeping me up with that band.
No.736223
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>>736221
My guess, back to his Master.
>
Gah, mine's probably wondering where the hell I went.
>she's gonna punch me
>so hard
No.736224
>>736223
Talking about all this master/slave rhetoric with an ex-Communist, it's so funny I might just puke.
>taps her wrist
Clock's ticking, might not want to dig your grave any deeper.
No.736225
>>736222
Someone looks exhausted.
>>736224
Eh. I can take the hard knocks I got comin' later, I'm kinda havin' fun.
>
Oi, it's Master/Servant. Legendary Soul, Heroic Spirit, whatever the hell you wanna call us.
No.736227
>>736225
I think I'll just stick with призрак.
We Russians excel at paring down words until one size fits all.
>smirk
It's a beautiful thing, the destruction of language.
>crushes her stogie out
I'm sure we'll all be seeing each other around.
>strolls on outta thurr
No.736228
>>736226
Yeah?
>
Likin' the blue, whoever you are.
>haha different versions of Lancer
>>736227
>waves her off
...She really is like Teach. 'Cept she can't beat the shit outta me.
>
Least Bazett can.
No.736229
>>736228
Yes I am--
Wait hold on. You're not Lancer?
No.736230
>>736229
I'm a Lancer. There's more than one of us.
No.736232
>>736231
How the hell would I know.
There's me, older me, Enk, Diarmuid... uh.
Those're the only ones I know.
No.736233
>>736232
...huh. I thought lancer was that other one's real name.
Guess it's a title.
No.736234
>>736233
Geh. You're no enemy Master so I guess it doesn't matter. I'm Cu Chulainn. Which makes him Cu Chulainn too.
No.736235
>>736234
Cu, well as long as we're throwing names out there I'm Kitana.
No.736236
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>>736235
You can call me that, older me can go by Lancer 'til he reveals his name on his own.
Nice t'meetcha, girlie.
>uh
Kitana.
No.736237
>>736236
Very well, Cu.
And the pleasure is all mine. He didn't tell me he had a...younger him.
>Brother?
>What would you even call that...
No.736238
>>736237
Really? Well, now you know.
>
Bro. I just call'im bro, it's easier.
No.736239
>>736238
Right, well I can relate in a way.
Not exactly but I have a somewhat similar dilemma.
No.736240
>>736239
Yeah? S'nice to relate.
No.736241
>>736240
Yes, though I'm sure you haven't tried to murder each other unlike my sis and I.
No.736242
>>736241
We'll be forced to eventually. See, us Servants? We exist for a battle royale. Winner takes nothing. Only one who gets what they want is the one lucky Master of the winning Servant.
Wanna know the kicker? Winning Servant gets sacrificed by their Master. All for a silly little wish.
>
I really should stop divulging this stuff, it's supposed to be the hushest of hush.
...Bahahaha! Who even cares anymore?
We all agreed it was pointless, so we stopped fighting.
No.736243
>>736242
So you fight to win nothing but your lives and those you serve are the true winners?
I think I'm getting deja vu here.
No.736244
>>736243
Yeah? Used to getting shafted, huh.
No.736245
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>>736244
Constantly. I used to fight in the Mortal Kombat tournament. Fought for the realm of Outworld, home of Shao Kahn. He was...thought to be my dad. The tournaments were used to take control of separate realms. Whoever won the tournament ten times in a row against an opposing realm was allowed to do as they pleased with the enemy realm.
Long story short, people die in brutal ways. I wasn't even fighting for my true home.
No.736246
>>736245
Sounds like fate's fucking you just like us.
Deja vu indeed...
No.736247
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>>736246
Wish it stopped there, but it didn't.
I'm not going to explain my life story though. I feel as though I've gone on enough.
No.736248
>>736247
Don't wanna drag on 'bout mine either. You can look me up in a library.
No.736249
>>736248
I just might when I get the tine.
Still though, it's very curious you and Lancer are technically the same.
No.736250
>>736249
I got summoned for the Second War, he got summoned for the Fifth.
We tend not to carry memories over so we developed differently.
No.736251
>>736250
I can already tell, having talked quite a bit with the other Lancer.
No.736253
>>736252
He's a lot more...flirty.
You haven't hit on me once.
No.736254
>>736253
My Master'd get jealous. Far be it from this old knight to go and incite her wrath, hahaha.
>wink
She's too good to me for me to betray her like that.
No.736255
>>736254
Ahh that makes sense. Don't worry, I won't try to tempt you in any way.
No.736256
>>736255
Speaking of wrath, I oughtta go pay the piper before it gets worse.
See you around, K.
>spiritmode out
No.736257
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>>736256
See you later, Cu!
No.736259