No.736260
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I think I like this outfit too much...
No.736261
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>>736260
>shrug
If you like it, you like it. Hell, I only started wearing tuxedos all the time like... a year ago.
No.736262
No.736264
>>736261
What did you wear before that?
>>736262
Well, I'm already in outfit!
>>736263
>:3
No.736265
>>736264
Solid white outfit made of kevlar and carbonadium, plus the cape. Turns out people are more comfortable around someone in business attire than full-on body armor. Helped me gain the trust of the NYPD when I was helping them solve homicide cases.
No.736266
>>736264
>the screaming's getting louder
>along with a THUD
>THUD
>THUD
>THUD
>aaand a tire has crashed into the window
>it's bouncing all over the walls
No.736267
>>736264
>t-this is fine
...Nice outfit.
>>736262
>oh what now
No.736268
>>736265
"Turns out"? Did it really take you that long to figure out people are afraid of a 6 foot guy in body armour?
>>736266
>catches the tire mid air
Well this is... new.
>>736267
I definitely wasn't wearing this while waiting for you.
No.736269
>>736268
Well, no. I want people to be scared of me, but I don't want everyone to be scared of me. Stop me if I'm not making sense.
No.736270
>>736267
>hops out of the attacking tire
Heheheheh
This sucks.
>>736268
Whoa heheheh
That was pretty cool.
>obviously staring
No.736271
>>736268
>hwat
Why would you? Were you expecting me show up hurt or something?
>>736270
Okaaaay, what the hell was that?
No.736272
>>736269
Selective spooking.
>>736270
It's pretty dangerous to be rolling out in tires you know.
>chucks the tire away
>>736271
No reason~ No reason at all.
>back to normal
No.736273
>>736271
So like...Butthead and I rolling in a tire.
Actually...heheheh I was rolling in the tire, and uhhh...we ended up here.
Say where the hell is Butthead?
>>736272
Yeah, that's why I was doing it.
I live like...on the edge like that. Yeah, heheheheh.
No.736274
>>736273
I have no idea who that is. Why were you even rolling in a tire?
>>736272
>...
>Oh god.
Right, right.
>cough cough
So I'll be cooking today, what will you have?
No.736275
>>736272
Yeah. And if I didn't wear a costume at all, I wouldn't be scary enough.
>
At least, according to one guy I talked to. He was able to read my mind when I was in normal clothes, but if he tried to do it while I was dressed up, he'd just... start vomiting.
No.736276
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>>736273
And uh, who are you?
>>736274
You~
>>736275
I could probably dress up as you no problem.
No.736277
>>736274
Butthead thought it was cool, but that assmunch was wrong.
It sucked.
>>736276
Hehehe, my name's Beavis.
No.736278
>>736277
>runs inside
>gasping for air
Huhuhuhh that was cool, Beavis.
You went like uhhhhhhh...
>thinking
>thinking
You went like a foot, huhuhuhuhuh.
No.736279
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>>736276
Yeah, but would people buy it?
No.736280
>>736277
I imagine it did. And just where is...
>>736278
Oh there he is.
>>736276
>And then Ragna was red as his jacket
R-r-rright then! The usual! I-I-I'll be right back!
>runs off to the kitchen
lunch time! Be back in about 30 minutes
No.736281
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>>736277
How on earth did you manage to make it here in a tire?
>>736278
Uh...
>>736279
I think they'd notice the tails, and the ears, and-
>gestures to herself
-everything else.
>>736280
>giggles
There's the reaction I was looking for.
No.736282
>>736278
Uhhh...no it didn't, Butthead.
It sucked.
>>736280
Yeah that's like...Butthead.
>"Yeah, huhhuhuhuhu."
>"He looked like a nerd, Beavis."
Hehehe tell me about it.
>>736281
>"Whoa she has really big thingies, Beavis."
Heheheh yeah. And uhhh...I just did.
Butthead said I went a whole foot.
>"And it ruled."
No it didn't!
>"Shut up, dumbass!"
>SLAP
>"Anyway, hey there baby. Wanna ride the Butthead? Huhhuhuhuhuhuhuh."
No.736283
>>736281
So much for "no problem" then, huh?
>chuckles
No.736284
>>736282
Sorry, but I've only got yes for taller men.
>>736283
Well there's dressing up and there's straight shapeshifting. For example:
>spins in a flurry of tails
Tadah~
>spinchanges back
No.736285
>>736284
>blink
>blink
...Huh. Didn't know you could do that.
No.736286
>>736284
>"Huhuhuhuh I'm like taller inside my pants. Huhuhuhuhuh"
Hehehehe you're never gonna score.
>"Don't say that, buttknocker!"
DAMMIT BUTTHEAD DON'T CALL ME BUTTKNOCKER!
No.736287
>Shapeshifting
>Koh the Face Stealer flashbacks begin
>You can almost see the beaches of Vietnam in her eyes
No.736288
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>>736285
It was one of the first things I did when I got here. But it's alright, it's not something I have a need to use very often.
>>736286
>blink
>i was never prepared to deal with this
>what do what do
You know if you guys could look something like Moon Knight over here you could score super easy.
>>736287
>never too young
You alright there?
No.736289
>>736287
>but I'm the one who steals faces
>uh
>I mean
>>736288
Try not to use it unless you really have to. Most people haven't been comfortable with the idea of shapeshifters since the Skrulls tried to invade.
No.736290
>>736288
>"Huhuhuhuh you said moon."
Hehehehehe, yeah.
>both of them expose their asses outside the window
Peek-a-boo! Hehehehehehehe.
No.736291
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>>736289
Last time I had to use it was when Balalaika had me take some guy out at a hot spring.
>>736290
Oh sweet jesus.
>facepalm
No.736292
>>736281
That's what you're going for? Well, glad I lived up to your expectations then.
>Back with a bowl of udon
>>736285
Oh, damn. Marc, you want any?
>>736282
>...I miss being a known criminal.
Why are you on a swamp, anyways?
No.736293
>>736288
>CAN'T ABANDON MY POST YET
>THIS IS THE ONLY PLACE YOU WERE EVER PROUD OF ME
...what? I'm fine. Why wouldn't I be.
>Snapping her fingers anxiously, sparks lighting each time
>>736289
>Stay away from my face
>It's a national treasure
No.736294
>>736291
Hey Butthead do you think anyone saw us?
>"We're in a swamp, bunghole."
But like...Bigfoot could see us.
>"Huhuhuhh, you know what they say about people with big feet."
Hehehehehe ohhhhh yeeeah.
>>736292
We were in Highland but then we weren't.
>"Yeah Beavis' tire rode all the way here. I followed him"
I went like a foot!
No.736295
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>>736292
Well who knows what my true intentions were? Foxes are tricky like that, you should stay away from 'em.
>haha fuck yes udon
>>736293
>clothes catch on fire
>snuffs it out quickly
Did you sleep alright?
No.736296
>>736291
...Riiight. Just be careful, okay?
>>736292
Sure. I haven't eaten in a while, actually.
>>736293
>you know what else was a national treasure?
>the Declaration of Independence
>so clearly I need to recruit Nicolas Cage to help me steal your face
No.736297
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>>736296
I've been around for a really long time, remember. I'll be fine.
>...
I've jinxed it haven't I?
>>736294
>I want to stop but I can't stop watching
>it's like a car crash in slow motion
No.736298
>>736296
>YOU CAN'T SIC GHOST RIDER ON ME, THAT'S NOT FAIR
>>736295
Somehow through all the screaming downstairs, yes. What's been happening?
No.736299
>>736294
Wait, so you came aaaall the way here... by tire.
>...
Okay, that's believable. Also put on your pants back on.
>>736295
That's what I thought. It's a bit too late for me to stay away from foxes. At least one in particular.
>>736296
>nods
Gotcha. I'll be back in a sec!
>To the kitchen AGAIN!
>>736298
Hey, matchstick: You hungry?
No.736300
>>736297
>"Hey Beavis! Look! She has tails!"
Heheheh ohhh yeah. I have a tail too, I was messing with it while in that tire.
It was like...pretty hard.
>"Huhuhuh you said pretty hard."
Well I was pretty hard.
>>736299
>"Yeah Beavis, put your pants back on!"
You first, buttwipe!
>both pull their pants up
Ahhh much better.
>"Yeah now I don't have to see your butt."
No.736301
>>736297
Yeah, probably. But I'll have your back if something goes wrong.
>>736298
>life's not fair
>but it's cool
>it's Thursday, so Ghost Rider's probably out riding whales and screaming at God
>he does that
>>736299
>thumbs up
Appreciate it.
No.736302
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>>736298
Dumb and dumber found their way in.
>pointing at Beavis and Butthead
>>736299
>slurping away
Then don't come running to me when you find yourself head over heels and confused as all hell.
>>736300
You were messing with it while rolling around? Can't you... break it like that?
>>736301
I used to be such a good assassin... What's this world come to...
No.736303
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>>736299
>Shoots a few crackles of lightning at him
I could use a good meal, yes.
>>736301
>What a basket case
>We rational types scream at God in our heads
>>736302
>The forehead tick is already starting
Shall I dispose of them?
>...
Nonlethally, of course
No.736304
>>736300
>
>>
You guys are something else, you know that?
>>736301
Comin' up!
>That's one big bowl, Moon man
>>736302
Heh... Too late for that too.
>>736303
>Little does she realize I have my light-proof ves-
>ow ow ow ow okay I felt that
Then again, you don't look very hungry to me.
No.736305
>>736302
>"Beavis already has, ma'am. Multiple times."
SHUT UP, BUTTHEAD!
>"Quit yelling, assgobbler."
Stop saying my wiener's messed up!
>SMACK
>"Whoa! You're bleeding!"
Hehehehe yeah.
Owwwwwwwww. I mean cool.
>>736303
>"Yes! She's gonna dispose of me!"
She said us, Butthead! I'm gonna be disposed of too!
>"Huhuhuh she was saying that to not hurt your feelings."'
>>736304
I know, we're like...special snowflakes and stuff.
All different, y'know.
>"Huhuhuhuh Beavis...that was...that was stupid."
No.736306
>>736302
>record_scratch.wav
Well, if we're just gonna change the subject to assassination like that...
>>736303
>I scream at God out loud and in my head
>what does that make me?
>>736304
Thanks. I usually don't get a chance to eat while I'm in costume.
>what he really means is he forgets to eat 85% of the time
>pulls his mask up slightly and starts eating
No.736307
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>>736303
They're having their fun. It's... kind of entertaining.
>>736304
You sound like you secretly enjoy it. Or maybe not so secretly.
>>736305
Whoa whoa hey!
>rushes on over
Do you want me to help with that bleeding?
>>736306
What I meant was that I never used to be all clumsy and trouble magnet-like. I used to be slick and cool.
>wait did he just say he doesn't eat
>it's that stare again
>you know the stare
No.736308
>>736304
Oh, don't be such a baby. I barely used joy buzzer intensity.
>Scoops a bowl away from him, taking a hefty bite
>>736305
I can dispose of you both. At the same time. It'll be to die for.
>>736306
>The word I'm thinking of is politically incorrect
>So let's just say "an exceptional person"
>>736307
Not everyone's vision of fun is healthy to act out.
>Fire engulfs her hand
>~
But fine, if you insist.
No.736309
>>736307
>AAAAAAAAA
Sounds like you're out of practice.
>
...Why are you looking at me like that?
>>736308
>that sounds like a compliment
>I'll take it!
No.736310
>>736307
>"Uhhhh no?"
Yeah, I can take it. Cool like that.
>"No you aren't."
I have the perfect cure. I just need to like...head upstairs for a bit.
>"Huhuhuh gross."
>>736308
WHOA! FIRE FIRE! FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRE!
>"Huhuh she's gonna do us at the same time." Not now, Butthead I need to like...go upstairs. For my...bleeding. Yeah.
>"Huhuhuhuh me too."
>Beavis heads upstairs
>Butthead just...walks into the bathroom
Well I gotta go for a bit. I'll probably be back soon-ish though.
No.736311
>>736305
Yeah, I already figured that one out.
>>736306
I feel ya. I barely get to eat unless I'm here, to be honest.
>>736307
More like I learned to live with it. Although, I think I maaaaaaay have started to enjoy it a little. Maybe.
>>736308
Did you just...?
>And thaaaat's strike two.
>snaps his right hand fingers
>The bowl mysteriously explodes
Whoa, what was that?
No.736312
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>>736308
Theirs involves a little less pain though...
>>736309
How often do you eat?
>>736310
Oh jeez I hope they don't break anything.
>>736311
Hm sounds like I haven't been doing my job as a fox properly in that case.
>I should probably stop Lala and Rags from fighting
>slurping away at the noodles
>but I wanna see where this goes
No.736313
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>>736311
>nods
Hard to find time to get a snack when so many people want you dead.
>chuckles
Nobody can say the kind of stuff we do is easy.
>>736312
Usually about once a day. The adrenaline rush I get from fighting crime tends to distract me from the fact that I'm hungry.
No.736314
>>736311
>Someone's yearning for a burning
It sounds to me like...salt.
>Pulls a stale piece of bread from her bag
Keep your noodles, then, peasant. I've subsisted on less.
>Takes a bite, trying to keep her nose from scrunching in disgust
>>736309
>You remind me of Ty Lee
>...I think we'll get along just fine
>>736312
Yes, and?
>Deep exhale
>Fighting isn't the way, something and something or other
No.736315
>>736312
Is that so? Then how you intend to fix this, foxy?
>>736313
Preaching to the choir, Marc.
>SS Class Criminal for life
Heh, master would kill me if he found out.
>>736314
Sorry, I just don't cook for brats. Glad you understand.
No.736316
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>>736313
>facepalm
And I thought I was the one who needed babysitting...
>>736314
>slides her own bowl over
Don't worry. Ragna wouldn't dare break this one.
>>736315
>flipping through a copy of Being a foxgirl for dummies
Well to start with, you're not treating Azula like that.
No.736317
>>736314
>I know we will
>otherwise I would've stolen your face by now
>:^)
>>736315
That wouldn't solve the problem. He'd probably kick your ass so hard you'd need to be fed through a tube. 'Least he could make sure you're eating then.
>Wow. That joke got dark. Nice work, you get a gold star!
>>736316
No, you definitely do. At least if I work myself to death, I can get back up again. Rule number one about being a crimefighter: Other people's well-being comes first.
No.736318
>>736317
How are you going to fight crime if you're on the verge of starvation?!
>Ahri calm down
>ok brain
>sighs
Well I can't force you to eat, but what on earth am I going to do with you.
No.736319
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>>736315
You mean you "can't". You "can't" cook. At least keep your incompetence contained to the kitchen, don't assail the English language in the process.
>
>>736316
You don't have to.
>Quickly takes a bite before she can change her mind
Thank you woman, it would seem I "owe you one".
No.736320
>>736318
>j e e z
...Nobody's ever really said anything to me about it before. I didn't realize it was that big of a deal.
No.736321
>>736316
>Did she just give her bowl away wtf I feel betrayed
Okay, first of all: There is no proof I'm the one who broke her bowl.
Second of all: Howcome I'm the one being scolded? She's the one who zapped and isulted me!
>>736317
...That... That doesn't sound much better...
No.736322
>>736319
You owe me nothing. It's what friends do for each other.
>>736320
That would be because I didn't know.
>>736321
She'll get what's coming for her, don't you worry about that. But I won't have either of you fighting while I'm around.
No.736323
>>736321
>chuckles
Well, don't get caught. Simple as that.
>>736322
I... I guess I do need to take better care of myself.
>still trying to process the fact that someone's concerned for him
No.736324
>>736323
They say you learn something new everyday but this isn't what I want to learn.
No.736325
>>736324
I'm sorry, okay?! I just... I want to make sure everyone I care about is okay before I worry about myself. Guess that's not the right way to do things, either...
>There's a saying for situations like this... what was it?
>Wait, I remember! "You done fucked up."'
No.736326
>>736323
Right, right. As long as I keep it quiet..
>>736322
You spoil her way too much.
>sigh
Fine, fine. As long as she-
>>736319
>That's strike three
>
I'm sorry, could you repeat that one more time? It sounded a lot like you just asked to be stomped to the ground.
No.736327
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>Nibelung Nibbling Saga: Pocky edition
Wonder if it's emptied out. Too bad all these clocks are two hours behind.
No.736328
>>736326
Might be hard to do, considering the walls in this place have eyes and ears, if you get what I'm saying.
>>736327
You'd think someone would've done something about those by now.
No.736329
>>736328
You'd think, but no.
Then again the place has only been operating at 25% capacity for some time now. I suppose nobody's gotten around to it.
No.736330
>>736329
They'd probably just break again, anyway. Time hasn't really followed any rules since the '60s.
No.736331
>>736330
Maybe for you hero types.
...I have my own excuse but even I at least got somewhat older.
No.736332
>>736331
>shrugs
Not like age really affects much these days.
No.736334
>>736333
What's with the negativity?
No.736335
>>736334
Facts aren't positive or negative, they're just that: fact. No need to get worked up.
No.736336
>>736335
I'm pretty far from worked up right now, believe me. You just sound like something's been bothering you.
No.736337
>>736336
And most days you'd be right. Today's a good one, however. I try not to show up when I'm pissed, it attracts a very unwanted presence to me.
No.736338
>>736337
Makes sense.
>looks around
Not sure where everyone else ran off to. Seems like everybody can pull a vanishing act except me.
No.736339
>>736338
Some type of relevancy-based phase distortion technology maybe.
No.736340
>>736339
>
...Sure, let's go with that.
No.736341
>>736340
It's the only thing I can think of that would result in such a common occurrence here.
No.736342
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>>736341
Makes about as much sense as everything else that goes on here.
No.736343
>>736328
Juuuuust gotta keep quiet.
Anyways, I got a lot of rage that needs to be released, so I'll see you around, Marc.
>Ragna out
No.736344
>>736342
And then the moptop appeared just to leave.
No.736345
>>736343
Try throwing people into trash cans. Works for me.
>>736344
...Yeah, you're definitely on to something.
No.736347
>>736346
It's kinda reassuring, to tell you the truth. Whenever someone just... disappears like that, I panic a bit. Last thing I need in my life is more hallucinations.
>Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain!
No.736348
>>736347
Notice how we also had a full-length conversation and he suddenly blinked back into existence.
It must be jarring for them too.
No.736349
>>736348
I'd imagine so. I wonder where they go once they disappear.
>The Bermuda Triangle?
No.736350
>>736349
I don't have enough concrete evidence to form facts from and I dislike uninformed opinions, so I can't say anything other than "not here."
No.736351
>>736350
>It's definitely the Bermuda Triangle.
>She can't hear you, jackass.
>You don't know that.
...Works for me. Maybe we'll get to find out one of these days.
No.736352
>>736351
It potentially could be worse finding out, but it could prove entertaining and informational.
No.736353
>>736352
Things can get worse regardless. Might as well go for it.
No.736354
>>736353
I'll have to bring one of my Sabers with me. Giving my regeneration artifact to my son left me a lot more vulnerable.
No.736355
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>>736354
I'd say you should invest in a bulletproof vest too, but uh...
>awkward cough
...I'm not sure if it would fit over your chest.
No.736356
>>736355
I'd have to custom order-actually there's probably some ritual I could use...
No.736357
>>736356
Magic's the answer for everything, isn't it?
No.736358
>>736357
Just about. I'm sure the better magi or whatever they wanna call themselves now could do it in the blink of an eye with Reinforcement, but I can't, so I have go to through the extra motions of a formal ritual.
What a pain in the ass...
No.736359
>>736358
Can't say I really know what that's like. I mean, I was part of a ritual once, but all I did was get stabbed.
>fucking Brother Voodoo
>fucking Hulk
>all I wanted to do was take a trip to Vegas
No.736360
>>736359
Time consuming. Irritating.
>...
I should find one to convert codecasts into actual magic. Meshing magic and technology's definitely more my speed these days.
No.736361
>>736360
Whatever gets the job done, right?
>
Then again, I never really use any magic stuff to fight crime. Not anymore, at least.
No.736362
>>736361
It'd certainly make up for my deficiency in actual magecraft...
I should get started. It might take a while.
I'll see you around when I'm done.
>trots off
No.736363
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>>736362
Alright. Here's hoping it goes well.
No.736364
Huh. She really did get old.
No.736365
As I was sayin-mmph!
>Drink, Roman! All flows from mighty Roma, sharing is no consequence!
...
>muffled "Romulus please"
No.736366
>>736365
The Chaldea kid's looking for you, old timer.
Anywho, I guess it died down again so I'm gonna bounce.
>spiritmodo
No.736367
>>736366
>
...Right.
>floats off after Romulus stops ranting about Rome and wanders away
No.736368
>and then reappears
Y'know what, I got nothin' better to do.
Guess I'll just wait around here then.
No.736369
I knew it'd take a while. But it was worth it...
>>736368
Oh... I remember you.
No.736370
File: 1454631314793.gif (79.96 KB, 250x141, 250:141, tumblr_m5n8eo6ufD1qf1nmxo3….gif)
>>736369
Hah. Is the lady of the house present?
>cheeky grin
Been a long time, Saber's Master.
No.736371
>>736370
So you're around again... at the same time as the "newer" you.
That has to be complicated.
No.736372
>>736371
Ehh. Not that awkward. We're like twins. Twice the hound, double the benefits.
No.736373
File: 1454631935306.jpg (85.92 KB, 332x562, 166:281, Fumi_Kanno_appears_in_devi….jpg)
>>736372
Must be nice, having a sibling you actually like.
No.736374
>>736373
It is pretty sweet.
S'quiet as a graveyard in here.
No.736375
>>736374
That's not a bad thing. Easier to work.
>
Oddly enough I'm not really in a working mood...
>Misovitan from the cleavage dimension
No.736376
>>736375
You know what they say: all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
You're Jack in this case. So let's play.
No.736377
>sniff
>sniff
>ssssnnnnniiiiiiffffff
Ya know what? I don't think these guns are mine.
No.736378
>>736376
...What is it you want me to do?
No.736379
>>736377
Oops. My mistake.
No.736380
>>736378
Mm... go for a walk?
No.736381
>>736380
You really are a dog.
...Yeah, fine. Lemme just grab a leash.
No.736382
>>736379
I took these from a little old lady. She said she needed them because of Isis. I told her that Isis is too busy not having been rebooted yet. And anyways she's a DC and has nothing to do with me.
I also stole her granddaughter's backpack
No.736383
>>736382
That wasn't a little old lady.
No.736384
>>736383
She looked like one
No.736385
>>736384
Wasn't a lady either.
No.736386
File: 1454634077065.jpg (69.91 KB, 981x653, 981:653, Deadpool-PSA-is-helpful-an….jpg)
No.736387
>>736386
Aren't people just the weirdest?
No.736388
File: 1454634739951.jpg (225.33 KB, 982x1222, 491:611, ryan-reynolds-goes-unmaske….jpg)
>>736387
Everyone is pink on the inside
No.736389
File: 1454634867577.gif (821.07 KB, 500x281, 500:281, tumblr_nqqt4i46c71qaauujo1….gif)
No.736390
Boxing's actually kinda fun. Where's Moonman...
>using a thug tied upside-down to the rafters like a punching bag
No.736391
>>736390
>talking to the thug
Aw hey excuse me sir, I was wonderin' if you could you know, spare a moment of your time for a mystery.
Wuzzat? Man, didn't your mama tell you not to talk with your mouth full? Damn.
No.736392
>>736391
>is he gonna bite the dude's ear off
>please tell me he's gonna bite the dude's ear off
>still slugging away
No.736393
>>736392
Well now that tha's over with, I guess I gotta do a word from our sponsors.
>pulls out a sucker shaped like an ear
Boy, I sure do love Tyson brand Ear-Pops, they're so good, they're like, really damn good.
No.736394
File: 1454640915734.jpg (135.45 KB, 600x572, 150:143, tumblr_nwzp2vurGS1sr7vego1….jpg)
>>736393
>I expected something and I'm disappointed
No.736395
File: 1454641000199.png (375.5 KB, 750x421, 750:421, miketysonmysteries-e141442….png)
>>736394
Oh holy shit it's Captain Condom!
Ah man, I loved your show when I was a kid. Y'know, fuckin' Condom's Corner or some shit, man.
Did you call for a mystery?
No.736396
>>736395
>was I even a thing when Tyson was a kid...
Wrong guy, you're lookin' for the stoner with a great dane.
No.736397
>>736396
Tha's what Pigeon said too!
Then I'm all, man you know long it's gonna take to find...find every stoner with a Great Dane out there tha's also got carrier pigeons?
And then he said--well he didn't say much just kinda went back to his computer, but it's the thought that counts, man.
The thought that counts!
No.736398
>>736397
Pigeon's right, dude.
No.736399
>>736398
You know Pigeon?
Man that guy knows everybody!
No.736400
File: 1454641753704.png (450.11 KB, 600x641, 600:641, holy shit Drake actually g….png)
>>736399
I know a lotta talking animals.
No.736401
>>736400
So you're like that, those Zaboomafoo guys?
Shit, you know Zaboomafoo too?
No.736403
>>736402
MOTHAFUCKA ZABOOMAFOO AIN'T DEAD
I GOTTA GET TO THE PAPERS ABOUT THIS SHIT
>runs out
No.736404
>>736403
Shit.
>
>grabs the thug's head
>twist
>crck
No.736405
>>736404
>barges in stinking like booze
>tosses a bunch of wallets out of her pocket
ONE SIDE, COMIN' THROUGH
>it's time
>to punch corpses
No.736406
>>736405
>
>flips to the other side of the thug
>bracing the bag
Go!
No.736407
>>736406
YOU'RE IN MY RANGE!
>[P S Y C H O K I L L E R]
>
No.736408
File: 1454643112144.jpg (115.72 KB, 600x778, 300:389, tumblr_ns08sxZ0l71tnt8s9o1….jpg)
>>736407
>why is she so perfect
>...I have a problem
No.736409
>>736408
>DEMPSEY ROLL
GOD
FUCKING
DAAAAAAAAAAAMN!
>PAWNCH
>drops down, heavy breathing
No.736411
>>736410
>muttering
Who the fuck's she think she is, fuckin' goddamn fryface cunt-
>jabs at the corpse
THIS FUCKER BETTER NOT'VE BEEN DEAD ALREADY
No.736412
>>736411
You literally punched the dude so hard his neck broke.
>
Which I was gonna do, thanks.
>Bala's really pushin' huh...
>...I don't wanna lose my friend
No.736413
File: 1454643986785.jpg (356.11 KB, 850x841, 850:841, sample_1fcce3a638e47f9d38b….jpg)
>>736412
Hell yeah!
S'I been sayin' Jay.
>rolling her shoulder
Oughtta lock me up, got a fuckin' evil spirit in my fists.
>nods at the wallets
Mama went to the mall.
No.736414
>>736413
>least she's easy to trick
Yeah? Had a good time without yer ol' pal Jay, huh?
No.736415
File: 1454644326313.jpg (289.29 KB, 1280x853, 1280:853, tumblr_n963a7Fy271shwicno7….jpg)
>>736414
Fuck off, I sent the international message of "get the fuck over here" from the roof.
>itches her stomach
Pfft, fuckin' bouncers. Act like they never seen a flare gun and a gas can before.
No.736416
>>736415
I was busy wranglin' this chucklefuck.
>
Nice.
No.736417
>>736416
Hell's he in for, fuckin' jaywalkin'?
>pft
>...
Don't fuckin' cry too much when I leave, huh?
Goddamn pussy.
No.736418
>>736417
>
I don't want you to go, man.
No.736419
>>736418
Yeah?
There's this saying sis says whenever one of her little Ivans fucks up.
"Tough titty, said the kitty."
Talk about fuckin' tough titties, right?
>puff
You can quit lookin' like an idiot 'cause I ain't goin'.
No.736420
File: 1454644876207.jpg (67.76 KB, 540x674, 270:337, I literally hate everythin….jpg)
>>736419
Soft titties are better.
>
Man you really shouldn't jerk my chain like that, dig?
No.736421
File: 1454645087718.jpg (67.03 KB, 500x571, 500:571, tumblr_nj2ugrjja91rl3cy0o1….jpg)
>>736420
The fuck would your little gayboy hands know.
>
Far as I give a shit, sis can kiss my ass.
Gonna have to fuckin' drag me back to that pit.
No.736422
>>736421
Hey, my hands're big 'nough to handle yours.
>...
Guess you're one of us now, eh?
No.736423
>>736422
Ain't nothin' big enough to handle these.
>spits
Yeah so what big deal, wanna fight about it?
>blink
...Nah, kinda tired of fightin'.
I'm kinda tired all over, Jay.
No.736424
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>>736423
That's my secret, Rev: I'm always tired. Tired and pissed.
Just gotta keep goin' anyways. Not much else out there for us but the next paycheck and a pile of John Does too stupid to run from us.
>...
Nah. We'll find a way above. Just gotta swim through the corpses, yeah?
No.736425
>>736424
The hell're you on about, limpdick. Just meant I was tired from beating the shit outta all those bouncers.
>point: internally acknowledged
There ain't any "above", Jay. Way we are, we're just digging our own damn graves.
No.736426
>>736425
What'd you think I meant? Just gotta tough out the exhaustion. Don't think I know anyone who even sleeps anymore.
>
A guy can dream. I ain't a shiny knight in fuckin' blinding armor. Soaked in blood and I like it. But what if, y'know?
No.736427
File: 1454646139712.gif (881.69 KB, 500x453, 500:453, tumblr_nb0ag70V8u1shbc9ho1….gif)
>>736426
Because the what if's are goddamn pointless.
Look around, Jay. You got fuckin' super people on one side and people like sis on the other breathin' down your fuckin' neck since the day you're born.
No point in anything, so why fuckin' think about it.
>rubs her arm
I dunno, shit.
No.736428
File: 1454646586199.png (243.88 KB, 586x240, 293:120, tumblr_nqy893uNFJ1uo17v5o2….png)
>>736427
'Cause thought's what separates us from fuckin' farm animals.
You wanna be the walkin' dead, I'm alright with that; hell I'm even an actual walking corpse. But I'm a walkin' human corpse.
No.736429
>>736428
Thought, maybe.
So what happens when you can't exercise that thought. Not without puttin' yourself in the way of eatin' a bullet at least.
Might as well be a sheep, huh.
Just wait for the shepherd.
No.736430
>>736429
I ain't a hero. But I ain't a sheep either.
>but Jay your living is saving people
>...
Fuckin' ain't a hero. I'm just me.
No.736431
>>736430
>
Say that again.
Keep fuckin' lyin'.
No.736432
>>736431
>
You really think I'm a hero?
>more dumbfounded than anything else
Why?
No.736433
File: 1454647765596.jpg (417.99 KB, 850x1184, 425:592, sample_c166884688bb9d1cb1a….jpg)
>>736432
You kiddin' me?
Listen to yourself, man.
>jabs the gun in his chest
"I ain't a hero, no really guys I ain't." Fuckin' grow up, that shit's clear as day.
>but Rev, you're just projecting right now
No.736434
>>736433
Man Iunno, I just fuckin' don't! I was Robin. Was. Then the fuckin' unthinkable happened, now we're here.
I couldn't even save myself goddammit.
>rrrr
Other people are easier.
Whaddya want, Rev. To be saved?
>...
>I can be better
>I can
Roy'd like to be able to go out in public too, huh.
>fuckin'
I ain't wearin' a fuckin' spandex costume. My hood's where I draw the line.
No.736435
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>>736434
>to be saved
>BIG OL FROWN
Man I don't even know what the fuck you're talkin' about anymore.
>looooong cig drag
But I don't fuckall else to do, so I might as well stick with you.
No.736437
>>736435
>...
Don't tell me you wanna play dress-up too. Roy already does it. Moonman too.
>>736436
Uh.
No.736438
File: 1454648373222.gif (478.84 KB, 500x258, 250:129, tumblr_nzgomaaHke1tuse1to1….gif)
>>736436
What the fuckin'-
>sitting on the storm drain
OI!
>>736437
>
No.736439
File: 1454648458603.jpg (264.65 KB, 1000x847, 1000:847, Moonman watches you sleep.jpg)
>>736437
...What?
>>736438
>just kinda
>lifts the storm drain up along with her
>2swole2control
Yeah, hi.
No.736440
>>736437
>pops head out of vent
I do what now?
No.736441
>>736438
>
Seriously can you please not. If I'm really gonna do this again I need someone else who isn't in a fucking costume.
>>736439
So... the mob boss thing. It's basically autonomous at this point.
Back to the main event, yeah?
>>736440
You and Moonman wear costumes.
No.736442
>>736441
I've always thought of it more as decorative body armor. But sure I suppose it's a costume
No.736443
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>>736439
>wobble wobble
I swear to god if you throw me.
>
Wait do it, I wanna see what kinda Frisbee I make.
>>736441
You got a funny way of guessing what a fuckin' gun in the face means.
>I have the dress
>no never again
No.736444
>>736441
Sure. It's more fun to do things ourselves anyway.
>>736443
...I'm not so sure that's a good idea, but you asked for it.
>annnd throw
No.736445
>>736442
You're wearing a black body glove under red arrow-themed armor.
>...
I need to spraypaint the bat off my chest now that I think about it. Why the fuck haven't I done that yet?
>>736443
It usually means "go on, it's not like I can actually stop you with these things," right?
>>736444
Sweet.
No.736446
>>736445
It looks cool. And by wearing it, people think you're a Bat, which pisses off the big bat.
Thats why I stick with and Arrow motif despite not being limited to only arrows
No.736447
>>736444
>immediately thrown into a backflip
>and lands on her head
>physics, kids
FUCK!
>>736445
Damn fuckin' right.
>rubbing her head
So what's the skinny, never tried this whole savin' people shit.
No.736448
File: 1454649240660.png (245.03 KB, 675x996, 225:332, Does this look like the fa….png)
>>736445
Playing mob boss has kinda lost it's novelty by now, too.
>shrugs
'Least having crooks kill other crooks gives me more free time.
>>736447
...Ouch. Let's hope you don't have a concussion.
No.736449
>>736446
>...
And all that was entirely unintentional. Huh.
>>736447
It's literally what we were basically already doing. Just with more screaming people who eventually grovel once you save their incompetent asses.
>>736448
Right? I forgot how boring it was sitting on my ass all that time.
No.736450
>>736448
>nose bleeding
The hell's a concussion?
>>736449
They better not be fuckin' sayin' thank you. I hate people that say thank you.
Some fuckhead opened the door for me and got his panties in a bunch when I didn't kneel down and suck his dick.
Thank you is a loada bullshit, man.
No.736451
>>736449
Small miracle man.
No.736452
File: 1454649752123.png (142.5 KB, 904x814, 452:407, Who knew a killer could lo….png)
>>736449
>nods
No need to give the work to other people if we love what we do.
>>736450
>oh that's blood
>oh this could be bad
Basically a fancy term for getting hit in the head really hard. Quick question: How dizzy are you feeling now?
No.736453
>>736450
Oh you'll be getting tons of'em. Then you just ignore'em and keep goin'. Trust me, givin'em attention ain't a good idea.
>>736451
Right?
...We're changing our phone number. 800-RED-ARSE was a fucking stupid idea. Plus we got Moonman and Revy here now, so, time for a new name.
>>736452
Moonman, name ideas!
No.736454
File: 1454650059388.jpg (194.89 KB, 850x1206, 425:603, sample_98013f43d5834bec651….jpg)
>>736452
Well I mean I'm pretty drunk right now, so...
>feels her face
What the fuck, did you break my fuckin' nose?
>>736453
Better be some good free shit, Jay. I'm talkin' gift baskets and that kinda thing.
Red Arse?
No.736455
>>736453
Whaaaat? That number is solid gold!
No.736456
>>736453
>
800-OUT-LAWS seems like an obvious choice, but I'm guessing you want something more creative.
>>736454
I might've. But you were the one who told me to throw you, so...
No.736457
>>736454
Tons of those too.
>
Red Hood and Arsenal. Phone number digits, man.
>>736455
...It is pretty good. But we're not just Red Hood and Arsenal anymore.
>...
Y'know what fuck the name.
>>736456
Bah. Screw it.
No.736458
>>736456
S'with that trailin' off shit?
Speak up, man. Can barely hear ya with that goddamn bag on your head.
>>736457
You're a fuckin' madman.
>
Ain't I supposed to have a name too?
Two Hands is good enough, huh.
No.736459
>>736457
Look, I'm keeping the number, even if its just for me.
Plus I just paid for the billboard for another three months
No.736460
>>736457
Why would we even have a phone number if we've all got criminal records? Seems risky.
>>736458
It's not a-
>sigh
...Fuck it, whatever. That joke's not gonna die.
No.736461
>>736458
Sure am.
>
Two Hands it is.
>>736459
S'why I said "fuck it." We're just gonna go by that.
>>736460
Ask Harper.
No.736462
>>736460
>:3c
I only got a record in NYC so who cares.
>
This place isn't New York, right.
>>736461
>looking through a phone book
Why the hell are you guys in here under "Dog Grooming Specialists"
No.736463
>>736461
I should've guessed it was his idea.
>>736462
Don't think so. Even if it was, police forces are too afraid to go near this place.
No.736464
>>736460
Dude, I hack in and delete those records all the time.
>>736461
By the way a shipment of burner phones is coming tomorrow. I need you to be here when the guy shows up.
No.736465
>>736462
'Cause there's no "vigilante-slash-mercenaries for hire" section. Also it's a front.
>>736463
Yyyyyep.
No.736467
File: 1454651147695.jpg (290.33 KB, 764x1000, 191:250, 61326044cd83d73a36808e31f4….jpg)
>>736463
Bigger fish than the cops, man.
Like sharks, those fuckers are twice as big as any cop.
>rimshot
>>736465
That's fuckin' stupid, everybody knows when you wanna put an ad in the phone book, you do it under professional cleaners or whatever.
Who the hell needs clean dogs?
No.736468
File: 1454651251390.jpg (294.16 KB, 600x886, 300:443, tumblr_ll7xxgxofK1qf55c0o1….jpg)
>writing in a notebook
>Fox Woman (black): 7/10
>Fox Woman (pink): 9/10
>White Dress Woman: 8/10
>Blue Slut: 8.5/10
Decisions, decisions...
No.736469
>>736464
Good, 'cause I'd rather not get arrested. Breaking a pair of handcuffs isn't easy.
>>736465
Hey, as long as it doesn't come back and bite us in the ass, I'm fine with it.
>>736467
You'll be fine. Just ask Jay where he keeps the shark repellent.
>>736468
>my shenanigan senses are tingling
No.736470
>>736467
Ask Harper. He pulled this shit while I was out.
>>736469
It won't. Trust me.
No.736471
>>736469
Shark repellent?
>>736470
Shark repellent?
>shakes her head
>tosses him some Raid
Do yourself a favor.
No.736472
>>736466
Good, cause its a half pallet of phones
>>736469
I just dislocate my thumbs and slip the cuffs
>>736467
Makes us stand out from the rest. Plus who doesn't love dogs? Dogs are awesome.
No.736473
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>>736469
>you might say that
>but then you'd be right
>laboriously clipping his nails
>Killer Queen watching over Kira's shoulder
No.736474
>>736471
I still got "bitch repellent" on me. And they work.
>>736472
Pallet?
No.736475
>>736470
I already trust you.
>grin
Still haven't decided if that's a good idea or not, but I do.
>>736471
Yep. Remember, Jason was trained by a guy who tries to be prepared for anything and everything.
>>736472
I mean, I could do that too, but if I snap the cuffs in half, the cops tend to panic. Gives me a few more seconds to get the fuck out of dodge before bullets start flying.
>>736473
>The hell is that cat looking thing?
>What?
>Oh, right. You can't see it. Hold on, this might hurt. And by "might", I mean definitely.
>divine brain fuckery in progress
>please enjoy the sounds of Moon Knight screaming
No.736476
File: 1454652060533.gif (973.63 KB, 500x392, 125:98, tumblr_nbrcujnlb61shbc9ho1….gif)
>>736472
You know how to clean a dog?
Any dumb bastard can use a vacuum for a front, dog cleaning is probably hard as dicks.
>
Did you say a half pallet? Just think of the money we could make off those things!
>>736474
You wanna die?
>glaring at the spray
>>736475
This guy a world class shithead too?
No.736477
>>736475
>pff
Asshole.
>grin
>>736476
>tucks it away in his belt
Prepared for anything.
No.736478
File: 1454652188185.jpg (60.01 KB, 500x281, 500:281, Trust no one not even your….jpg)
>>736475
>UH
>What in the world...
>wait was that a big eagle thing
>An enemy Stand!?
>I've heard of Stands harming their users before, but I never thought it was true. What the hell is he doing, screaming like that?
...
>clip
>nail goes flying
No.736479
>>736474
A wooden platform used to move, stack and store products. Like all those shelves you can't reach at Costco.
>>736475
I slip em and discarge a smoke arrow. Then slip away.
>>736476
I used to wash dogs for beer money. So yeah, I know how to wash a dog.
The burners are for the team. Jay goes through em Waaaay faster than I can usually supply em.
No.736480
>>736476
>give MK a minute
>he's currently having the world's worst migrane
>heavy breathing
You mean you don't know who Batman is?
>>736477
Guilty as charged.
>we have shifted into MAXIMUM OVERSMUG
>>736478
>See it now?
>...Yeah. The fuck am I looking at?
>Don't know. You scream like a bitch, though.
So has that pink cat thing always been behind you, or what?
>>736479
...Y'know, I still haven't invested in smoke bombs. I need to get on that.
No.736481
>>736477
So how's it know who ain't a villain anymore?
Bat satellite fuckin'...computer thing?
>>736479
Tellin' me good guys can't even sell perfectly good booty for cash? Good god you bastards are lame.
Ever wash a beer for dog money? Bahahaha.
>>736480
The fuck?
>hand over his face
You just a stroke or some shit? And you didn't even let me see!?
No.736482
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>>736479
I know what a pallet is. That's just... actually probably enough for the month.
>>736480
That's Our Moonman!
>[LAUGH TRACK]
I hate your bird.
>>736481
What? How's what know?
No.736483
File: 1454652619694.jpg (238.95 KB, 715x927, 715:927, 6dde9773ad7e7c4b4688e15dc1….jpg)
>>736480
>Shit, he can see my Killer Queen?
>...But I'm sure I used it before in this guy's presence, why couldn't he see it until now?
>Damn it, it pisses me off but I don't think I can act now.
Excuse me? Pink cat?
Are you sure you're feeling well?
No.736484
>slidewhistle
Heeeeeere's Hyde!
No.736485
>>736481
>taps the side of his head
It's a long story.
>>736482
I hate him too, believe me. But at least he gave me powers.
>>736483
Not really, no. But I'm definitely seeing something that wasn't there before.
No.736486
File: 1454652882356.jpg (19.43 KB, 306x640, 153:320, 1927063-redhoodoutlaws_roy….jpg)
>>736480
I've got a crate of them in my workshop. Have at it.
>>736481
I was a science fair kid growing up. It wasn't until the painful failures of adulthood that I became awesome.
>>736482
You could just stop whipping you phone at opponents
>>736484
A Jekyll Jekyll Hyde?
No.736487
File: 1454653019835.jpg (904.26 KB, 850x1067, 850:1067, sample_00380949d6dbbd8cf38….jpg)
>>736482
Forget it.
>searching her top
I need a new pack of smokes.
>>736485
One I ain't gonna hear.
>
Good guys can't rob liquor stores for free smokes too, huh. Fucking hell.
>>736486
Ha! Oh man, so that's why Jay keeps you around.
See ya, nerd.
>flips out
No.736488
File: 1454653093464.png (231.86 KB, 500x553, 500:553, ee87ee9d64ac5b132e4056c7aa….png)
>>736484
>uh
>>736485
>Play it safe.
Seeing something...?
I'm sorry, but I have no idea what you're talking about. Are you sure you're feeling well?
It must be hard to breathe with that bag over your head.
No.736489
>>736485
I'm gonna bounce before I go mad.
>>736486
But it's fun!
>>736487
Wait up, I ran out.
>off h e goes
No.736491
>>736486
>thumbs up
Appreciate it, Roy.
>>736487
Welcome to the club. Being one of the good guys is a thankless job.
>Well, at least you didn't have to explain.'
>Wouldn't be that hard.
>She didn't know what a concussion was, you really think she'll know about Egyptian mythology?
>...Good point.
>>736488
If it was, I would have suffocated to death by now.
>>736489
I might as well stick around. It's too late for me to keep my sanity. See ya.
No.736492
>>736490
>ignore it and it'll go away
>ignore it and it'll go away
...
>>736491
Then I'm not sure what else to tell you, but there's no...pink cat anywhere near me.
Do you usually accuse people randomly of insane things?
No.736493
File: 1454653565365.jpg (234.75 KB, 850x1042, 425:521, sample-bda31e170077947e3f3….jpg)
>>736492
Tonight. You.
>gone
>and then
>
>and gone again with a cackle
No.736494
>>736492
About once a week. You see people do crazy shit in my line of work.
No.736495
>>736493
>THAT DIDN'T WORK
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
...
>[sweating]
>>736494
That sounds like a personal problem.
No.736496
Clever bastard, plans for every single island but Zanzibar...
No.736498
File: 1454654327310.jpg (123.69 KB, 850x746, 425:373, sample-4dae1a3f0068f47f2e4….jpg)
>>736496
>Old men...
>Running the world?
>>736497
>thaaaaaaaaaaat guy is bigger than me
>slowly moving backwards
I, uh...
No.736499
>>736498
>a new age
Wahahaha! I love it, this will be interesting.
No.736500
>>736498
>damn it feels good to be over six feet
Scared already? That didn't take long.
No.736501
File: 1454654675987.jpg (147.27 KB, 850x1202, 425:601, sample-cbd35723efe6d9b9f1c….jpg)
>>736499
>Talking to himself
>Must be mentally imbalanced
>Don't stare
>>736500
Scared?
>[M E N A C I N G]
Why are you threatening me? I didn't do anything to you.
No.736502
>>736501
Hm?
>
Boy, laugh with me! Tonight is a good night to be alive, eh? What better reason to celebrate!
No.736503
>>736501
>pay no attention to the robot bug on the wall
>or the scouter-looking thinking that showed up on MK's face
>hidden camera, baybee
>let's take a look at what you wrote in that notebook earlier
...I'm not worried about myself.
No.736504
File: 1454655075427.png (742.68 KB, 659x991, 659:991, 50b824b0e26e7fe87ed265778f….png)
>>736502
Laugh...?
>What the hell, go away you damn geezer.
It's alright, I suppose. It doesn't seem like anything special.
>>736503
>?
What is that thing on your face?
>Can't use Killer Queen for recon right now, what the hell is his aim?
Do you think I'm dangerous?
>it's cryptic names of girls and number scoring systems
>what does it meaaaaaan
No.736505
>>736504
Bah... a worrywart. There's always one, even on good days.
Your life will be tragically short, you know. Why spend it cowering?
No.736506
>>736504
>THE NUMBERS, KIRA
>WHAT DO THEY MEAN?!
To answer your first question, it's a lens linked up to a camera. To answer your second question: I'm starting to.
No.736507
File: 1454655495364.png (450.66 KB, 621x1106, 621:1106, 41915ff224ecdc807886abbce3….png)
>>736505
>!!
What did you say!?
>POSE
I'm going to live a quiet life, if I wanted a fortune teller I would have paid for one!
>>736506
A camera?
>whirls around
>Scarab: spotted
>aaaaaand bombified
>no touchies, moonman
This...this is an invasion of my privacy.
No.736508
File: 1454655616439.jpg (175.34 KB, 850x819, 850:819, The most interesting merce….jpg)
>>736507
Heh... hahaha. A quiet life, you say? That's all it takes to satisfy some people, I suppose.
It didn't work out so well for you in the past, did it? That's why you're so worked up.
No.736509
File: 1454655692895.png (876.63 KB, 484x1075, 484:1075, Leaving Iron Fist speechle….png)
>>736507
>oh look, a spontaneous explosion
>how suspicious
>SCARAB_01: OFFLINE
Don't you watch the news? Nobody has privacy anymore.
No.736510
File: 1454655875494.jpg (365.77 KB, 850x1201, 850:1201, sample-482d0d1fcd27b33f202….jpg)
>>736508
>Insolent old bastard.
I don't know you in the slightest, old man.
Try someone else for your laughing gamble, I'm not interested.
>>736509
>Damn, did my hand slip?
>Usually I'm careful enough to leave things as bombs for a while...I can't be slipping up now
I'm not from this country.
No.736511
>>736510
>
Son, do you want to have a bad time?
No.736512
>>736510
Doesn't matter. Everybody spies on everybody. S'how the world works now.
>
If you don't mind, I'm gonna go ahead and cut the chase. What were those numbers for?
No.736513
File: 1454656178046.jpg (161.14 KB, 492x800, 123:200, 611298c50f7d6c58780365751f….jpg)
>>736511
>eep
I want to be left alone.
If you don't mind.
>he's going to mind
>>736512
They're none of your business, that's what.
>making sure the notebook is hidden
Just because you Americans are obsessed with security at the expense of privacy doesn't mean I'll submit to it.
No.736514
>>736513
Because you're cruising for a bad time, my friend.
>the MENACING isn't letting up
>...
You look like David Bowie.
>David Bowie was British
>ZERO
>BRITISH
>
No.736515
File: 1454656331803.png (1.01 MB, 1378x667, 1378:667, NOPE, NOTHING UNUSUAL HERE.png)
>>736513
Considering I know at least half of the people you were listing, I'd say it is my business.
No.736516
File: 1454656506359.png (126.52 KB, 500x281, 500:281, tumblr_nd0bxelgAi1rsgte7o4….png)
>>736514
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>KILLER QUEEN
I've...been hearing that a lot recently.
>If I can take advantage of his age, I might just get out of this.
>>736515
>Shitty nosy bastard!
You're not a police officer, I don't have to tell you anything.
No.736517
>>736516
You limey bastard, you think you're so much better than us!?
No.736518
>>736516
You're right. I'm not a police officer. The police actually know how to show mercy.
>[M E N A C I N G]
>set us to spook factor five, Mr. Sulu
No.736519
>>736517
Limey, isn't that a term for a British person?
I'm British! I've never even been to England!
>>736518
>
>
>
You idiot.
>complete about face in personality
>oh those darn serial killers
You have no idea who you're messing with. Why don't you go home to your television and leave me be?
No.736520
>>736519
>but Kira
>you just confirmed all of his suspicions
What're you gonna do, kill me? Here, let me save you the trouble.
>gun: to head
>BANG
>stands up completely fine about 30 seconds later
Ta-da.
No.736521
>>736519
I see... you're one of those body doubles then.
Bah. What a waste of a good day.
No.736522
File: 1454657241003.png (228.27 KB, 500x405, 100:81, tumblr_nn2to84K8S1uq5q7xo1….png)
>>736520
>!
What the hell...!
>Don't panic, Killer Queen has no weaknesses
A bullet to the head is one thing. If that doesn't work then I'll erase you completely.
No one can know the true Kira Yoshikage.
>KQ posed with its right hand up
>>736521
Senile old fool! Get out of here!
No.736523
>>736522
>fucked up counter: 1
>when did Boss get so close
Don't threaten my friend.
>get bodied with SUPERSTRONK
No.736524
>>736522
>looking at Killer Queen's hand
I wouldn't do that if I were you.
No.736525
>>736523
>wait what no-
>wham
>cough
You, you monster! You must have broken my back!
>KQ pops up again a second later, shaking its head
>>736524
But you aren't me. No one is.
All you had to do was leave well enough alone, why is that so much to ask?
>the glove pattern on the hand fucking pops off
>into a mini tank
>that's speeding right after Moon Knight
>SHEER HEART ATTACK baybee
No.736526
>>736525
You're conscious. I'm amazed.
Good night, Mr. Kira.
>STOMP
No.736527
>>736525
Because you're a threat to people I care about.
>a mini tank, you say?
>good thing I have this artificial Cap shield that's strong enough to stop tanks
>
No.736528
>>736526
>and that's Kira out for the night
>>736527
>but wait, the tank is still going
>it's
>it's climbing over the shield like some kind of...tank ladies and gentlemen!
>WHO CAN STOP THIS THING
No.736529
>>736528
>you stop it the same way you stop Moon Knight
>you don't
This... is gonna hurt.
No.736530
>>736528
Why is it that every time I'm in a good mood, it's spoiled?
Bah...
>reaches into his overcoat
>mochi get
No.736531
>>736529
>oh you poor fool
>Kira's bombs atomize things completely
>one pissed off godbird: coming up
>
>>736530
>mind the shrapnel
No.736532
>>736531
>
A grenade?! Moon Knight!
>back to Kira
You bastard...
No.736533
File: 1454658426524.png (2.94 MB, 1392x1036, 348:259, Don't doubt the bird skele….png)
>>736531
>moonman: gone
>but then there was godbird
>taking up half of the fucking room in the Hall
Oh for fuck's sake!
No.736535
>>736533
What on earth...
>
>oh that's right I'm the guy who deals with stupid weird shit all day every day
>>736534
>
So that's why Kaz supplied me with this...
Hello, small one.
No.736536
File: 1454658709985.jpg (19.32 KB, 550x276, 275:138, 1e734a3b1b685fa0e6280402c5….jpg)
>>736535
Hoppo, surprise inside!
>[fanfare]
No.736537
>>736535
Hi, I'm the guy who was in Moon Knight's head before he got fucking nuked.
No.736538
>>736536
>yes
>this is nice
Aren't you just the most adorable little one?
>>736537
My condolences.
I suppose you want the one responsible.
>nudes Kira with a foot
Do what you will.
No.736539
File: 1454659099309.jpg (49.11 KB, 700x592, 175:148, aaabc2e67a00e51d3466acf207….jpg)
>>736537
>hmmmm
>HMMMMM
Michael Keaton!
>>736538
Hoppo, strongest!
>flex
>mochi dimple rolls off her arm
No.736540
>>736538
Don't worry, I can probably still bring the poor bastard back. I'm the god of a lot of things: Vengeance, the moon, healing, fertility, the list goes on. Luckily Spector's killed enough people for me to be able to exist on my own for a day.
>cue birdgod chopping off Kira's right pinky finger
I'll just be taking this.
>>736539
...Okay, how the hell do I look like Michael Keaton?
No.736541
>>736539
I can feel my blood turning to sugar already.
>yes
>mochi
>this is good
>om
Okay, Hoppo. Where's Boss?
No.736542
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>>736540
Birdman!
>collective awwwww
>but from wheeeere
Birdman, Scarface!
>>736541
>point
Hoppo, good at this game!
No.736543
>>736540
Ominous.
>Boss isn't even the slightest bit worried
>such is life when you're an almost crazy old man
>>736542
Haha, yes. Where's the birdman?
No.736544
File: 1454659746430.png (298.1 KB, 540x671, 540:671, Moon Knight has a point, m….png)
>>736542
>looks around
Oh shit. Now that Moon Knight's dead, the stock sound effects are free! We're screwed!
>>736543
>is
>is he turning Kira's severed pinky into a fetus
>Khonshu what the fuck
No.736545
>>736543
>birdman: very much pointed to
>[vigorous nodding]
>>736544
>eyes wide
Birdman, making baby!
Birdman, adulterer!
No.736546
>>736544
Well that's not something you see every day...
>>736545
Okay, Hoppo...
>
Where's Kaz.
No.736547
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>>736545
Uh... he's adopted?
>>736546
This is gonna take a while. I've gotta remake Spector's body from scratch.
No.736548
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>>736546
Hoppo, not a snitch!
>Hellcats float up
Hoppo, doesn't negotiate! Terrorists!
>>736547
Fingers, adopted?
No.736549
>>736547
Gross but informative.
>>736548
I'll give you a Zero.
No.736550
File: 1454660363273.jpg (298.58 KB, 810x734, 405:367, fc916076977c674981ff57bbce….jpg)
>>736549
Zero?
>HMMMMMMMM
Deal!
No.736551
>>736548
...Sure, let's go with that.
>>736549
I'm only bringing him back 'cause I'll disappear if I don't get any sacrifices.
>looks back at Kira lying on the floor
>And I REALLY wanna stick around and see that guy get his ass kicked.
No.736552
>>736550
>sets Hoppo on his left shoulder
>and pops his right hand off
>Zero stashed inside
>>736551
Perfectly understandable.
No.736553
>>736551
Birdman, bowling ball!
>is she talking about the holes in his face or just saying words
>who knows
>>736552
>
>nyooooooooooom
>completely forgot about the info
No.736554
File: 1454660864684.png (663.55 KB, 694x540, 347:270, You're the star of the sho….png)
>>736552
I've lost count of how many times I've had to bring him back by now. It's a real pain in the ass bringing him back over and over.
>>736553
Bowling? What is this, Grand Theft Auto?
>[LAUGH TRACK]
...Mistakes were made.
No.736555
>>736553
>puts his hand back on
>entirely forgot about the info
>such is the moeforce's power
What was I doing again...?
>
Oh yes. Celebrating this good day!
>>736554
He's your manservant.
No.736556
>>736554
Birdman, follow the train!
>[LAUGH TRACK]
>>736555
Good morning!
No.736557
>>736555
You might wanna add a "No homo" after what you just said, pal. Besides, manservant's not even the right term. He's an avatar.
>>736556
Huh. Didn't think a kid would get that joke.
No.736558
>>736556
It's a very good morning.
>
I miss Kaz...
>
Hoppo, do you know where Kaz went?
>>736557
Same difference.
No.736559
File: 1454661328222.jpg (183.32 KB, 790x581, 790:581, e498823e17674d88e36f4242b2….jpg)
>>736557
Hoppo, not kid!
Hoppo, princess!
>>736558
Kaz?
>um
>mochi get
No.736560
>>736559
Well... I'm sure Snake and the Emmerich boy are on it...
>hold on, my friend
>I'm going to destroy whoever did this to you
No.736561
>>736558
Not really. It's kinda like reincarnation... except I'm still around. Moon Knight's a lot different than he was before his first death. Too bad he's scared of being too powerful. He's pretty far from a god.
>>736559
...So is this the part where you pull out one of those cheap Burger King crowns?
No.736562
>>736560
>?
>mushing mochi in his face
Jack!
>>736561
Burger Queen!
No.736563
>>736561
I know what an avatar is.
>
Man's place isn't to be a god.
>>736562
>well this is a-WAIT A MINUTE
How did you know my name...?
No.736564
>>736562
...Y'know what, kid? You're alright.
>snaps his fingers
>a gold star sticker appears on Hoppo's chest
>>736563
Tell that to the humans who've been able to pick up Thor's hammer.
No.736565
>>736563
Jack, no tears!
Friends, come and go!
Memory, forever!
>>736564
Hoppo...the greatest
No.736566
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>>736564
I don't keep up with hero-types.
>>736565
>
Boss...
No.736567
>>736565
Whoa now. You're too young to have an ego.
>>736566
That's the thing. A lot of the "heroes" pretty much ARE men turned into gods. Moon Knight can't handle all of the power I could give him, but he still wants to complain about being low on the totem pole.
No.736568
File: 1454662307282.jpg (376.2 KB, 706x1000, 353:500, 111f2197ce93476ce35fcc82c8….jpg)
>>736566
Jack! Dreams, dreams!
Not real!
>>736567
Hoppo, not a waffle!
No.736569
>>736567
I could honestly care less. They have their business, I have mine.
>>736568
That's right. Dreams can never be real.
>
I'm not my Boss, who could throw it all away for the mission. She's dead. But she lives on in my heart, and in her Patriot.
Kaz is still out there. I will save my friend.
No.736570
>>736568
...Not what I meant.
>>736569
And yet you still wanted to ask Moon Knight for help.
>looks down at the fetus
>it's grown into a full-fledged babbu
Maybe if I tweak his new body, he'll be less of a fucking disappointment.
No.736571
File: 1454662789271.jpg (247.37 KB, 648x781, 648:781, 9a7a9d803e20e583cc9cee8343….jpg)
>>736569
Boss?
>
Hoppo, help!
>>736570
Babies!
No.736572
>>736570
An eye on some unruly fools is never a bad thing.
>>736571
>baaaaw
>patpat
No.736573
>>736571
You think he's cute now, but he'll start strangling people with jumpropes once he's in grade school.
>
...Oh wait, this doesn't involve time-travel.
>>736572
So you're going from "Big Boss" to "Big Brother?"
No.736574
>>736572
>yes
>this pleases the moe
>>736573
88 miles per hour! Marty, hit switch!
>tucks away into Boss' shirt
No.736575
>>736573
Well I do have this poster.
>>
>>736574
There she goes.
No.736576
>>736574
We still don't have hoverboards. Hollywood's lied yet again!
>>736575
So that's a yes.
No.736577
>>736576
Yyyyes and no. Turns out there's already a satellite named Brother Eye, so I had to name mine Snake Eye.
No.736578
>>736577
Jeez. What is it with you guys and snakes?
No.736579
>>736578
They're stealthy.
No.736580
>>736579
They also don't have arms or legs.
No.736581
>>736580
It's a codename that matches the preference for stealth. Really physical features are meaningless.
No.736582
>>736581
There are more interesting animals out there, though. Baboons, falcons, cats, stuff like that.
No.736583
>>736582
And those are boring.
No.736584
File: 1454664753059.png (2.94 MB, 1392x1036, 348:259, Don't doubt the bird skele….png)
>>736583
Oh, you did NOT just go there.
No.736586
>>736585
What the hell is wrong with you?!
No.736587
>>736586
Oh, just feeling a little updogg.
No.736588
>>736587
Updogg? What the hell is updogg?
>waaait
...You crafty motherfucker.
No.736589
>>736588
NOTHING MUCH, HOW 'BOUT YOU?!
Wahahahaha! And just like that, the good mood has returned!
>the ultimate dad joke: deployed
No.736591
>>736589
>burp
What the hell, why does my stomach hurt all of the sudden...
No.736592
>>736589
There's probably a joke I could make here about you getting old, but... fuck this shit, I'm out.
>
>voip
No.736593
>>736589
I feel as if something went over my head again.
No.736594
>>736591
>>736593
I feel... victorious, for some reason.
>>736592
>
What a maroon.
No.736597