No.736599
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>I CAN ALMOST HEAR THE HOUNDS
No.736600
>>736599
That's some catchy stuff right there.
No.736602
>>736601
>oh god
What the hell have you done?! Were you fuckin' with runes again?
No.736603
>>736602
>all the tinycus freak out and bump into each other to form normalcu
My head...
No.736605
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>>736604
>pulls a scroll of paper out of his pocket
>immediately incinerates it
No. Never again. Fucking rune magic.
No.736606
>>736605
Oi, you think Teach ever did that when she was learnin'?
No.736607
>>736606
Good god I hope not. That might have been the worst experience of my life.
No.736608
>>736607
Man. This's why I don't fuck with it too much.
So... 'sup?
No.736609
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>>736608
Never know if you don't try man.
>!
>pukes out a window
Alright I think that's all out of my system. Good god and I thought turning into a little girl was bad.
No.736611
>>736609
I'll stick with Gae Bolg now that Teach broke the spear my first Master made for me.
>Misaya
>oh now I'm sad
Gah, why the fuck did I say that...
No.736612
>>736611
Buck up you. It's an insult to her to see her Servant break so easily like that.
No.736613
>>736612
Who the hell do you think I am? 'm fine.
>...
Come to think of it, it ain't like that Diarmuid's spear... I could get it fixed.
Bah, don't know any mages other than Bazett and that Saber's Master.
Man, you shoulda seen'er when was just a kid. Little cutie. Grew up hot too.
No.736614
>>736613
You'd have to look for a Caster. And not me because I'm only good with runes.
No.736615
>>736614
Only Caster I know's the witch. Think she was around for my War too. Let's just say I ain't too comfy around her.
No.736616
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>>736615
They're all devious witches. I ain't too comfy around most of 'em. But if you want a new spear, they're your only hope.
No.736617
>>736616
Not all of'em I hear. But that's just hearsay I guess.
>goddamn
Gotta suck it up, huh?
No.736618
>floating on by with a balloon
>which is dragging him upwards to the rafters
Bother...
No.736619
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>>736617
Unless you wanna put yourself out there and get to know 'em. And you really don't want to.
No.736620
>>736619
Sounds like my relationship with magic ladies really hasn't improved over the centuries. Sheesh.
>>736618
Pff...
No.736621
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>>736618
>do i throw bolg
>i should
>but this is too funny
>>736620
They're all unbearable. Just go for the normal humans. Heroic Spirits just aren't worth it.
No.736622
>>736620
>>736621
>there are two
>why are there two
>that Tamamo had to go and dress me up like this too
>this was a trap wasn't it
No.736623
>>736621
Saber's Master it is. I get the distinct feeling that Tohsaka girl's threatened by me. Which is weird, 'cause she likes you. As much as a twisted girl like her can like someone, I guess.
>>736622
>oh man don't laugh
No.736624
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>>736622
>don't laugh don't laugh
>fuck it I'm laughing
Pfffthahahahah what the hell's with you?!
>>736623
When it comes to Tohsaka, expect the worst and the unexpected.
No.736625
>>736623
>>736624
>
I regret this decision immensely.
No.736626
>>736624
Noted. Disappointingly noted.
>>736625
>fuckfuckfuckfuck I'm gonna laugh goddammit bro why'd you gotta crack
...
>snrk
No.736627
>>736625
Oh good god this is fantastic.
>whips his phone out
>snaps a pic
Oh wait...
>nothing in the pic
>>736626
Just do what I do. Get to know everyone else so you don't have to go running to Casters ever.
No.736628
>>736626
>yoooou
>>736627
If there's one benefit to this odious existence, it's that.
>the only thing in the picture is the floating nine tails and fox ears
No.736629
>>736627
So who else is there?
>>736628
>m-meeeee?
No.736630
>>736628
How are they attached..?
>>736629
>points at the floating Vlad
That one, for starters.
No.736631
>>736629
>you
>>736630
You would do better asking the fox-mage herself. I'm not very understanding of how Casters do their deeds.
>tugs at them
...Soft.
No.736632
>>736630
Yeah?
>>736631
>pls don't drink me
No.736633
>>736631
You look like you're enjoying those.
>>736632
He's alright. But really, just have a chat or something to someone, I dunno.
>alarm on his watch goes off
Shift starts soon, I'm off.
>strides out
No.736634
>>736632
>you don't understand
>I don't drink people
>I eat people
>>736633
They're rather entertaining.
>
That was brisk...
>I'm stuck in these
>tiny spears pop up and pop the balloon
>floats down Mary Poppins style
No.736635
>>736633
Guess that's all it takes.
>
See ya, bro.
>>736634
>I
>am actually a little intimidated
Uh... 'sup?
No.736636
>>736635
So there are two of the blue Lancer... this will be very confusing.
No.736637
>>736636
Well, if it's any easier, we dress totally differently.
>
Hey, listen... I got a bit of a problem. Someone broke my weapon. Think you know someone who can fix it?
No.736638
>>736637
>hmm...
Let me see your spear then.
No.736639
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>>736638
Really? Aw, shit man I owe ya one!
>
Right in half, too.
No.736640
>>736639
An easy fix.
>gripping the halves
>itty bitty BEI spears jutting from his hands
>essentially knits Green Bolg back together
Now it truly is a barbed spear that pierces with death, even if this is just an imitation.
No.736641
>>736640
>
You got no idea how much this means to me.
Anything at all, I'm in your debt, man.
No.736642
>>736641
Do not concern yourself with such things as debt. I don't like being held in it myself and I won't hold someone else to it.
No.736643
>>736642
You're a pretty cool guy, uh...
No.736644
>>736643
Vlad. Vlad III. I have no reason to hide my true name.
No.736645
>>736644
Hah. Pretty straightforward guy, ain'tcha.
No.736646
>>736645
I am no master of subterfuge.
No.736647
The morning quiet's eerie.
No.736648
>>736647
>hey look
>it's Moon Knight
>waaait
>DEAR LORD HE'S NAKED
No.736650
>>736649
What?
>looks down
>
>Whoops. Guess I clocked out too early and forgot to bring back your outfit.
>a tuxedo just kinda
>materializes over him
No.736651
>>736650
Too bad. It was almost an interesting view. But that was even more interesting... how did you do that?
No.736652
>>736651
Uh... I didn't.
>So why the was I passed out without any clothes on?
>You fucked up and let that serial killer wipe you off the map. I took one of his fingers and made you a new body.
>...I had to ask.
>Look, if you think what I did was weird, go look up how Aphrodite came into existence and THEN tell me if you've got something to complain about.
>And just for the record, that's one MORE time I've brought you back to life!
No.736653
>>736652
Spontaneous generation of clothing...
>scribbling notes down in a palm-sized book
No.736654
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>>736653
Master. I've made a business.
No.736655
>>736653
>mask: on
Like I said, wasn't me. Call it divine intervention, I guess.
No.736656
>>736654
That's nice, Saber. As long as you're within reach I don't really mind what you do.
>>736655
You're a very lucky schizophrenic.
No.736657
>>736656
Yes.
>
I am here now.
No.736658
>>736656
"Lucky" is definitely one way to put it.
>deep breath
At least I didn't wake up at a time where more people would've been around.
No.736659
>>736657
That's nice. Stay around me, Arthur's off somewhere.
>>736658
That might've proven amusing. For me.
>
I'm going to get more wrinkles if I smile mockingly so I'll just keep a neutral expression.
No.736660
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>>736659
>o-oh
You care about how you look so much you're gonna stop yourself from smiling?
>shrug
That's your business.
No.736661
>>736660
Not really, but Saber's gonna start blubbering and then he'll turn into a little girl again. It's annoying.
...Cute but annoying.
>
Not this Saber.
No.736662
>>736661
Didn't realize Arthur was that emotional.
No.736663
>>736662
Neither did I. Learn something new every day.
No.736664
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>>736663
Guess that's what happens when people get attached.
No.736666
>>736665
>nod
It's not easy to find people who'll care about you as much as he does.
No.736667
>>736666
Got that right...
No.736668
>>736667
I still don't know how to deal with it, myself. Up until now, my friends were basically only temporary. They decided they couldn't deal with all the risks that'd come with being around me. Now that I've got friends and family that'll actually stick around, it feels... confusing.
No.736669
>>736668
It's jarring for me too. I usually spend my time way outside people's normal haunts, up in the lab my boss designated for me.
Now all my old demons are back to haunt me, figuratively and literally. So...
No.736670
>>736669
We'll adjust... eventually. Can't say I don't like how things turned out. It's nice to feel needed.
No.736671
>>736670
I could've done without my psycho little sister coming back.
No.736672
No.736673
>>736671
You had a crazy sibling too? Small world.
No.736674
>>736673
She butchered my dad and countless other people for the first Grail War. Tried to do it to me. Saber was her Servant first, 'til that moment. Then he killed her to save me.
Except now she's basically an omnipotent little "yandere" girl.
No.736675
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>>736674
...Yeah, that sounds a lot worse than what I had to deal with.
No.736676
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>>736675
She was a massive pain in my ass. Lucky it seems like she's not bothering me lately.
No.736677
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>>736676
Careful. Tempting fate never ends well.
No.736678
>>736677
No one knows that better than me.
No.736679
>>736678
The universe loves throwing curveballs, that's for sure.
No.736680
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>>736679
The universe can go to hell.
>
Ah. But not before I'm done with my research.
No.736681
>>736680
>chuckles
'Least you've got your priorities straight.
No.736682
>>736681
I'd rather go down when there's nothing left to regret.
No.736683
>>736682
There're always things to regret. Whether you let them bother you or not is up to you.
No.736684
>>736683
Maybe for you. Long as I get done what I want to get done, I won't mind too much.
No.736685
>>736684
Fair enough. I don't think I'm allowed to have a bucket list considering I'm technically already dead.
No.736686
>>736685
Now that's something I wasn't aware of.
No.736687
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>>736686
Huh. Guessed I've learned to stop being the asshole who explains his backstory every five minutes.
No.736688
>>736687
That's good. Exposition is boring.
No.736689
>>736688
Exactly. I've been trying to keep things as short as I can whenever someone asks a question.
No.736691
>>736690
Heh. Guess I have common sense after all.
No.736692
>>736691
Seems like it.
>
I'll see you again. Saber, let's get going.
No.736693
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>>736692
>materializes next to Kanno
Yes.
>scoops up the tinyMaster
>spiritmodes with her
>awaaaaay~
No.736694
>>736692
>>736693
...She knows how to make an exit, I'll give her that.
No.736696
>>736695
>[LAUGH TRACK]
...Oh boy, here we go again.
No.736697
>>736696
Oh god...
>
Can you believe Revy's actually gonna try and play hero with us?
No.736698
>>736697
Not really. Doesn't seem like her thing.
No.736699
>>736698
Not lookin' deep enough. She's just like me. Waiting for someone else to put an arm out and pull her outta the grime.
I had Bruce. She had nobody. So I put my hand out and she took it.
Don't know why it took me this long.
No.736700
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>>736699
Better late than never, right? I'm not against her trying to be a hero... I'm just surprised she wants to.
No.736701
>>736700
I know what I have to do.
>hucks a quarter at the beat-to-shit jukebox
>Holding Out For A Hero.mp3
No.736702
>>736701
Pffft... seriously?
No.736703
>>736702
Bonnie Tyler's not bad.
No.736704
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>>736703
She's not, but this still seems pretty cheesy.
No.736705
>>736704
Did you forget who I am?
>...
On good days?
No.736706
>>736705
Guess so. Maybe getting blown to bits yesterday gave me amnesia.
No.736707
>>736706
...Rewind. You what?
No.736708
>>736707
Tried to confront a person who I'm 90% sure is some kind of serial killer. Got blown up.
No.736709
>>736708
And you killed'im... right?
No.736710
>>736709
Don't think so. Can't remember anything after the explosion.
No.736711
>>736710
What's the son of a bitch look like.
No.736712
>>736711
Blonde guy in a suit. Acts super paranoid. And I heard Big Boss call him "Kira" a few minutes before I got killed, if that helps at all.
No.736713
>>736712
He's a dead man walking.
No.736714
>>736713
...Don't get involved, Jason. If what happened to me was any indication, he might actually be able to put you down for good. I just got lucky because Khonshu survived.
No.736715
>>736714
You think I give a fuck? I don't! That asshole's gonna be pushin' up fuckin' daisies!
>BARKBARKBARK
No.736716
>>736715
Whoa, whoa. Save the anger for when you actually see him, alright?
No.736717
>>736716
>BARKBARKBARK
>JAY'S GETTIN' UPSET!
No.736718
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No.736720
>>736719
It was the first idea that popped into my head.
>
...That doesn't help, does it.
No.736721
>>736720
Whatever. This Kira guy? Dead.
No.736722
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>inventorying cell phones
No.736723
>>736721
>
Now that I think about it, he's definitely one of those Stand users. Don't know why I didn't put it together before.
>good ol' salt-induced tunnel vision
Hopefully you've got something that'll help you fight what you can't see.
>>736722
Burner phones, huh. Wonder how quickly we'll end up going through 'em.
No.736724
>>736722
Revy snatch some to sell?
>>736723
You can't see ghosts? I can.
No.736725
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>>736723
This is probably about three weeks worth.
>>736724
I just opened the pallet. I'm making sure I didn't get shorted
No.736726
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>>736724
I can see regular ghosts just fine, but I didn't start seeing Stands until last night. Guess they're a little different.
>>736725
>low whistle
Nice. Sounds like we're set.
No.736727
>>736725
Jus' makin' sure.
>>736726
I could see that Kujo guy's just fine.
No.736728
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>>736726
That's what I'm hoping
>>736727
When you guys start talking about your weird supernatural powers it confuses the hell out of me
No.736729
>>736727
Huh. Maybe it's another benefit of being dead.
No.736730
>>736728
Remember the ghost assassins? The Untitled and the All-Caste? It's just that.
>>736729
Guess so.
No.736731
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>>736728
What's so confusing about us having powers?
>>736730
Well, if you think you can fight someone with a Stand, be my guest.
No.736732
>>736730
I spent most of my time winging it on that. I mean, the fact that Kori and I didn't get ourselves killed is a miracle.
No.736733
>>736731
Just stay outside two meters of their range.
>>736732
I noticed. It was hard.
No.736734
>>736731
They keep growing and changing. Like first you can't see something, then suddenly you can. I can't keep up with it man.
>>736733
It was hard. You know what was really hard about those days? When you tried to bitch out and wipe your memory.
No.736735
>>736733
Two meters? Alright, sounds simple enough.
>>736734
Neither can I, to be honest with you.
No.736736
>>736734
What the hell do you want from me? My whole fucking world just got turned upside-down, goddamn clown was stringing me along well before I even died!
>>736735
That's the only range I know of for Stands.
No.736737
>>736735
Maybe I'm also a little jealous.
>>736736
I'm still skeptical about that.
No.736738
>>736736
It's still more info than I had before.
>>736737
Don't be. My powers are only useful some of the time.
No.736739
>>736737
I try not to think about it too much.
>>736738
Just be careful, the guy could have a longer range.
No.736740
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>rifling through cassette tapes
Boris, I thought I told you I wanted blank tapes to peddle around Malaysia.
>Kapitan?
These are mix tapes.
>holding one up
"Baby I Wanna Put A Baby In Ya"
No.736741
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>>736740
>pffffft
>smokin' on the rafters
It's a suggestion!
No.736742
>>736738
Though it does seem that super powers are a pain in the ass
>>736739
I wouldn't suggest it.
No.736743
>>736739
Noted. Hopefully I'll be able to beat him this time around.
>>736742
They are. 'Specially when they're as inconsistent as mine.
No.736744
>>736742
Superpowers are a fucking huge pain in the ass.
Not dying is moderately okay.
>>736740
>dohohoho
Kinky.
>>736743
I'll put one in his head from a few kliks off.
No.736745
>>736741
>this dog
Gluttony is a sin, you know. Even if it is gluttony for punishment.
Make yourself useful.
>>736744
>picks another one up
"Viper: Fuk da World it Ain't reel I bend The Breadstick Wit my mind 2"
>Kapitan, they were on sale.
You mean you found them in the dump.
No.736746
>>736744
Sounds like a plan.
>thumbs up
Appreciate the help.
No.736747
>>736745
>
That sounds an awful lot like a command.
What if I just wanna have my smoke and dangle around, eh?
No.736748
>>736745
Goddamn Viper's hilarious.
>>736746
Don't do'im any favors, keep it between us.
No.736749
>>736747
The simple fact that I wasn't asking.
I don't like your plan of being a seemingly useless lump while you stare at my chest all day.
>points to the pile of tapes
>>736748
There will be repercussions for this.
>spies an Oingo Boingo tape
>...
>slips it into her pocket
I hear you convinced Two Hands to go straight.
No.736750
>>736748
Only secret I can't keep is who I am behind the mask. Other than that, my lips are sealed.
No.736751
>>736749
That sounds like a personal problem.
>puff
Already someone else's dog, y'know.
...Buuuut, it is a nice set.
Decisions, decisions.
>swaying upside-down and smoking away
No.736752
>>736749
"Straight" as we get. Can't really call it an arrow when it's all wonky, but it flies, yeah?
>
What about it.
>>736750
Then we're golden.
No.736753
now where the hell did my oingo boingo tape go?
No.736754
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>>736751
Do me a favor then and shut up.
>waves smoke out of her face
>goddamn limpdick cig tobacco fuck is this noise
>>736752
An arrow's purpose is measured in how well it kills things, isn't it.
Bit Freudian, don't you think.
>>736753
>uh
Try 1975.
No.736755
>>736752
Hopefully this'll be as simple as we're making it sound.
No.736756
>>736753
You're alive?
>>736754
You're the one talking about penetration, I'm talkin' about flight path. Weirdo.
>raspberry goes here
>>736755
You distract, I plug. Fair?
No.736758
>>736754
Why would I do that? Talking's a free action.
>watching the frustration
>mild amusement
No.736759
>>736754
>squints
Did you take my tape?
>>736756
Hello Pot, I'm Kettle.
No.736760
>>736756
>nod
The fact that I'm still not dead will probably be a big enough distraction on it's own.
No.736761
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>>736756
Sometimes I almost wonder what you must have been like when you actually had to think before you said anything.
>dabs spit from her face
Normally that'd win you a free vacation to the bottom of the ocean courtesy of cement shoes.
>>736758
It's all just a game to you, isn't it.
>...
>looking around in case a HUD pops up
>>736759
Depends.
Are you a grown man dressed like a beetle?
>Talking Heads tape falls out of her pocket
Oh thank god.
No.736762
>>736759
Bitch I'm Kettle. Get your weak-ass pot shit outta here.
>
But yeah, what the fuck. Unlike you I actually have like three different reasons for being alive.
>>736760
>
Sweet.
>>736761
Can I still get it? I like pissing people off when they think they got me nailed.
No.736763
>>736761
>hops down
>suit-b-gone
>armor yes
>
Game's a good way to put it.
No.736764
>>736762
Teamwork's a beautiful thing, isn't it?
No.736765
>>736761
>picks it up
This is a Best Of. And not even a good Best Of
>>736762
I could give you three reasons right now.
>
Crisis, A Wizard Did It, Speed Force.
No.736766
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>>736762
I think we've reached the point where nothing you can do particularly bugs me anymore.
Resurrection presents its own set of extra problems I'm already spending too much time on to fix.
>puff
Taking Two Hands away is an inconvenience, but I suppose everyone deserves their fair shot.
>>736763
>eyebrow raised
If you're looking for a Milk Bone or some other form of attention, it seems I'm fresh out.
>>736765
Lucky for me that I won't be listening to it then.
The proles don't have the patience to sift through albums for the songs they like, they're more then content to be told which ones are their favorites.
And I'm more content to sell them tapes. At a 40% profit margin.
No.736767
>>736764
It's the best.
>>736765
Speedforce wouldn't help you without creating a Flashpoint. And if you're responsible for Nu52 I'm killing you myself. Crisis was before you were even dead.
Fuckin' wizards...
>>736766
That sounds like a challenge.
>BALA NO
No.736769
>>736766
>
Hold on. What the hell's a Milk Bone?
>
>thanks Grail
Well then. That's actually kinda appetizing.
>wanders off to go buy a bag
No.736770
>>736766
No, its more just the song order is wrong. It should be in chronological order. Just randomly laying down their hits is the wrong way to listen.
>>736767
Ooo! Or timeline differentials. Its possible that I'm a past a version of Ted Kord that has been dropped into this timeline. Ever think of that?
No.736771
>>736767
You'd think people like this guy would learn when to quit.
>grin
"When to quit" being as soon as we show up, obviously.
No.736772
>>736767
>
Oh good lord you're serious.
>Run DMC tape
Ugh.
>tosses it to him
I'm not up to date on American inner city music, call it a gift.
>>736769
>
>
He's actually going to go eat dog treats.
>>736770
...I knew that.
There's also such a thing as continuing rhythm.
Who would want to listen to two songs in order if they sounded terrible one after the other.
No.736773
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>>736768
Green Lantern'll get his butt-buddy back at least.
>>736770
If that were true you wouldn't even be aware of the Flashpoint thing or that you even died before the Crisis.
Way to sell yourself out, Kord. Didn't even need to prod that hard.
>>736771
If it was that easy we wouldn't have a job.
>>736772
Wow, I remember this tape.
>stashes it
No.736774
>>736773
But that's wrong you big stupid.
Sinestro never even died!
No.736775
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>>736772
Eh. I've always felt like a Best Of should take you on a trip, from the start to the finish. Not jump around randomly.
>>736773
You know I was around for the first Crisis right? The one on Infinite Earths.
Honestly, I don't know how or why I'm alive. But in this line of work it happens all the time, so why question it?
No.736776
>>736773
True, but a guy can dream, can't he?
No.736777
>>736773
I could've sold that.
>damn it
Testy, aren't we.
>>736775
Hardly unfitting for Oingo Boingo, when you think about it.
Putting Dead Man's Party anywhere but first would be a travesty, I'll admit.
No.736778
>>736774
You know what I meant and still you chose to make yourself look dumb. Part of the master plan right?
>>736775
Exactly. You were already alive. Countdown felt a lot like another Crisis too.
>
'Cause what the hell else is there to do? Poking fun at our misfortunes is a good way to pass the time.
>>736776
Yeah. A guy can dream.
But then we'd be terminally bored.
>>736777
You hucked it at me.
No.736779
>>736775
Oh you'll find out.
MUAHAHAHAHAHA
I always felt like I should have a sinister laugh. Does it work?
>>736778
He who controls the present, controls the past, Mister Todd.
And I've got one hell of a grip on the present.
No.736780
>>736777
hmmm. I can see both sides of this.
Also, give me back my Oingo Boingo tape.
>>736778
Something less depressing?
No.736781
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>>736778
Call it reparations for all the breadsticks.
I still have little Italian brats follow me around because of you.
>>736780
You man this tape?
>holding the tape
Oh you don't want this tape, this is a bad Best Of.
No.736782
>>736779
You think you're so clever... I already know you kidnapped Santa Claus. My friends are already rescuing him.
Turn yourself in, Thawne.
>>736780
But that's wrong you fucking idiot.
>>736781
I thought you were into that "straight shota" stuff. You got the look for it.
No.736783
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>>736778
Good thing there'll always be people who need their asses kicked, then. Fighting's the only major hobby I have.
No.736784
>>736779
Honestly the Muahahaha is a little over played.
>>736781
Yeah, but its a gag gift for a friend of mine from Mars.
>>736782
I'm not a grim and gritty super hero. I'm a fun wacky superhero who actually gets to have fun.
No.736785
>>736782
Turn myself in? To what, maybe somebody you have a hope in hell of stopping?
There is no Santa in the future, Red Hood. Only Santatron 2000.
And if Santa doesn't die, then the future will come unraveled!
>>736784
My horoscope three years from now told me to try something new.
That's another stop on my list...
No.736786
>>736782
The what?
Boris, what's he talking about.
>Kapitan, I heard the skinny nerd from Lagoon Company talk about it one time.
And?
>Erm...
Boriiiiiis.
>>736784
You really think a Martian will understand the nuances of that prank?
>...
No, you're probably right. Here.
>flicks the tape
No.736787
>>736783
Preaching to the choir.
>>736784
This is why you're dead.
Besides, cynical humor's good stuff too.
Life's all just a corny, fucked up joke, so why not laugh at it?
>>736785
But Santa's an Eternal! Monster... what game are you playing?!
>>736786
>grin: slowly forming
Go on, Ivan. Tell'er!
No.736788
No.736789
>>736785
OH MAN LOOK OVER THERE! ITS A FLASH!
>>736786
Half the fun is just watching J'onn trying to figure out the pranks.
>>736787
Always Look On The Bright Side of Life.
No.736790
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>>736787
If only branching out wasn't so difficult, am I right?
>chuckles
No.736791
>>736787
The present has to remain intact for the future to exist, and I do so like what I've done with the place.
>MANIACAL LAUGHTER
Shag rugs! Everything is shag rugs!
>>736789
WHERE!?
>zips around the planet
>and back
Ok next time give me a little bit of heads up. Maybe even a pointed finger, anything really.
No.736792
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>>736787
You heard the man.
>[tense Russian whispering]
>...
>actually looking thoughtful
...I'll need to be the sole provider of Milk Bones.
>>736789
Have you made a Spock joke yet?
No.736793
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>>736789
Yeah, we all know Monty Python.
>>736790
S'okay, most hero idiots exist solely in echo chambers.
The League's not at least, full of assholes of all kinds of ethical and moral questionability.
>>736791
NOOOOOO-actually I like shag rugs.
>>736792
>pfft
Have fun with your dogs.
No.736794
>>736791
Oh man, you just missed him! He was just here cracking wise!
>>736792
Almost constantly for the first two years of our friendship
>>736793
That song is how I live my life. Always look on the bright side. Especially when Intergalactic Warlords Are Shooting Plasma Disruptors At Your Face.
No.736795
>>736793
Guess we don't need more hobbies then. "If it ain't broke, don't fix it."
No.736796
>>736793
Have you ever read Infinite Jest?
There's a reason why he killed himself, HAHAHAHAHAHA!
>>736794
THAT LITTLE...I bet he was saying my suit looks like a banana, wasn't he?
Bananas don't have emblems on them, shows how much he knows!
No.736797
>>736793
Jealous?
>>736794
Maybe you're not totally useless after all.
>looks at a handy copy of Watchmen
You seem vaguely familiar...
No.736798
>>736794
You always were something else, never could scowl.
>>736795
Huh.
>>736797
Should I be?
No.736799
>>736796
He was saying that Zolomon Did Nothing Wrong
>>736797
Really? Cause I'm pretty sure we've never met.
>>736798
Not everyone can be Batman.
No.736800
>>736799
But Zolomon did everything wrong! Everything!
A better Flash, what does that even mean? Nobody appreciates irony that much you gig-stealing Jew!
No.736801
>>736798
You're being needlessly short and you destroyed my gift.
You tell me.
>>736799
Ever have a flying owl thing?
So many of you people have movies these days it's hard to keep track.
No.736802
>>736801
Destroyed?
>tape intact
I stashed it.
>>736799
Thank God for that.
No.736803
>>736798
>shrug
I never was good at talking about this kinda stuff. S'why I don't normally bring it up.
No.736804
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>>736802
Mm.
>kinda maybe happy
I'll see her when she stops being a baby.
>stands up
>deluge of Oingo Boingo tapes
...Boris. Clean that up.
>stalks off
No.736805
>>736803
S'okay-
>sniff
You smell that? Whatever it is, it's good.
>>736804
Long wait.
No.736806
>>736805
>uh
...I'm not smelling anything, Jason.
No.736807
>>736806
It's really distracting.
>mask: closed
There.
No.736808
>>736807
Here's hoping nobody let loose some kind of chemical in here.
No.736809
>>736808
Gonna check it out.
>darts off
No.736810
So you're sayin' you'll buy me dog treats and all I gotta do is consent to some tests?
No.736811
>>736810
That's the skinny of it.
No.736812
>>736811
Sign me the hell up!
No.736813
>sitting next to a pile of laundry
>distracted with a phone
>tap tap tap
So Byrnhildr finally had her event, I'm glad.
Enkidu's story arc should be coming up soon as well.
>tap tap tap
How nice.
>tap tap tap
I'm happy for them.
No.736814
>>736812
Good. I'll admit Jeanne's actually wearing me out, I can't keep up alone.
So you're gonna help me test her endurance.
No.736815
>>736813
Saber! I'm gettin' free Milkbones, your Master's fuckin' awesome.
>>736814
That sounds like you want me to beat up a Ruler.
>mmmmmmnnnnn
My dignity or treats...
No.736816
>>736813
You'll get in eventually.
>>736815
You already consented.
No.736817
>>736815
You'll have to specify just a bit more, I tend to hear that a lot.
>gleam
>wait
The dog treats?
>>736816
Hmm? Oh none for me, thanks.
There are already so many iterations of my female form, why would I want to take up another spot when it could go to someone more deserving?
>tap tap tap
Like Fionn Mac Cumhail, that was a great decision.
No.736818
>>736817
>distant Diarmuid screaming in agony
No.736819
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>>736816
Let it be known that the great Hero of Light leaps before he looks.
>>736817
They're good.
No.736820
>>736817
Man you're just salty tonight.
>>736819
Duly noted.
No.736821
>>736818
I rest my case.
>>736819
They're also not worth the agony you're about to put yourself through.
>tosses a Gatorade
I suspect you'll need that more than me.
>>736820
We don't talk about the Smash Brothers matches.
>"HEY REMEMBER THAT TIME ALEXANDER BEAT ARTHUR IN SMASH"
I still can't believe he made posters for that...
No.736822
>I heard the potential for lewd
No.736823
>>736820
So I just gotta fight, right?
>>736821
>catch dat drank
Hey, thanks Saber-
>>736822
So you're Jeanne, ah? This should be fun.
No.736824
>>736821
>pfft
It's just a game, why you have to be mad?
>>736822
>>736823
To those about to partake in this event, we salute you.
No.736825
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>>736823
>guhuhuhuhuh
Let's go surfin' now
Everybody's learnin' how
Come on and safari with me~
>>736824
>snappy salute
Alas, poor Lancer! I knew him well, mama!
No.736826
>>736823
Don't be afraid to put the business end of that spear in her if and when she gets unbearable.
>...
>flipping through "Innuendo for the Time-Displaced"
I really need to remember these.
>>736824
Because he follows me around on that horse of his proclaiming his superiority.
His last win was because of a Baseball Bat. An item.
>guh
That's fine, I'm sure they're putting extra work into my sprite, that's all.
No.736827
>>736824
Wha? Ain't that for dying romans?
>>736825
Sheesh, you're a screwy one eh?
>>736826
Ha! I...wait, what?
No.736828
>>736825
You two crazy kids have fun.
>>736826
The bat is perfectly viable. Even Ness can do it.
>>736827
>lazy salute
No.736829
>>736827
>poink
Hey Spider-Man. It's me, Mary Jane.
>pounce
>>736828
Caaaaaaaaaaan do!
Hey I meant to leave a note about getting some more Windex 'cause hooey are you gonna need it, but then I forgot so here we are!
No.736830
>>736827
>crossing himself
Our Father, who art in Heaven...hallowed by thy Name...
>pats his shoulder
I'll always remember you fondly.
>>736828
Items are dishonorable in a man to man fighting tournament between equals.
Though truth be told a plasma cannon falling from the sky would have made life a lot easier.
No.736831
>>736828
Hey, that don't-
>>736829
>!
Ahaha! All you had to do was ask!
>
Oh god Bazett's gonna make me a eunuch-
>LANCER: CAST OFF
but I already signed up, I'd disgrace the Red Branch Knights and my own name if I back down now!
>>736830
Sheesh, who the hell d'you think I am? No pretty kitty's gonna get the better'a me!
No.736832
>>736829
Please don't milk Siegfried like that without cleaning up, goddammit...
>>736830
I bet you don't even like the Smash balls.
No.736833
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>>736831
And I didn't even have to pee on you! Postal 2 makes my life easier once again!
>shoves a clipboard in his face
Just sign here, here, here, initial here, and lemme see that knot already.
>>736832
Do you have any idea how many bowls of cereal that wifey of his has eaten with our spunk in it?
Like, way more than the average person would eat! She eats so much damn cereal!
No.736834
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>>736831
All I can say is I hope you've rested your Battle Continuation.
>
And Protection From Arrows in case she tries anything frisky with that Noble Phantasm.
>shakes his head
Two dragon knights salute your bravery.
>>736832
>"GET IT GET IT GET IT"
>"IT'S MINE NOW I HAVE ULTIMATE POWER"
"Saber, I command you to destroy the Smash Ball"
...It's a touchy subject.
No.736835
>>736833
What the fu-
>why is that hot
>man I am a fucking freak
Pushy pushy, must be why you're a Ruler.
Oi! Saber! Look away, this ain't gonna be pretty!
>flop
>>736834
Bah, don't you remember my Teach? I ain't a slouch.
No.736836
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>>736833
>...
>...
>...
Does she know?
>>736834
I need to watch you two play sometime.
>
Leo any good?
No.736837
>>736835
Assuming direct control!
>slaps a GameCube sticker on her head
>Rumble Pak accepted
>Luigi's Mansion: play
>[vacuuming in progress]
>>736836
>gluk gluk
No.736838
>>736835
>jeez
>Invisible Air band around his eyes
Well I didn't want to assume anything.
>>736836
I only ask that you don't encourage him.
...Like he'll need the help.
>shakes his head
I wish I'd gotten to him sooner. Our boy is a...Robin player.
No.736839
>>736837
So that's what tha-
>
Woah.
>okay it's been a little while
You think you can topple the mighty Cu Chulainn that easily?
>>736838
Bah. I'll tell you some stories when this is done.
No.736840
>>736837
>furiously taking notes
>>736838
...So he plays like both of us combined. I don't see a problem.
>
Introduce him to that new FE rep, Corrin. Dragon blooded sword user.
No.736841
>>736839
>pop
>
I am going to break you.
Like a Kit-Kat bar.
>>736840
>finger wave
>trots off with Protes over her shoulder
No.736842
>>736841
Hey-wh-
>just kinda in her grip
>
You got any Milkbones?
No.736843
>>736839
>waving his hands around
Can you at least tell me if I'm walking towards or away the thing I don't want to see?
>>736840
You realize we've spent over $300 on downloadable content this month alone, right?
Those little figures serve no purpose if you have someone else to play with.
No.736844
>>736842
I'll show you a bone to milk.
>points at doge dong
Ta dah!
>time for snu snu
No.736845
>>736841
Christ...
>>736843
We have a lot of cash all of a sudden. I knew those demons were lucrative.
>...
Yeah, they are.
No.736846
>>736844
Break me like a Kit-Kat, huh. You're good, but you're no Teach.
>demigod endurance baybee
No.736847
>>736845
>do I tell her
>no
>let her dream
>...but where are those demons going then
You're a regular entrepreneur.
>
Can I open my eyes now?
No.736848
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>>736847
Huh? Yeah. Lancer's off putting his lance into the vile heretic's virgin wound.
No.736849
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>>736848
>flipping through a thesaurus
Something about that sentence has to be linguistically impossible. Or at least illegal.
>comes to "deadline"
>Noun: the latest time or date by which something should be completed."
>"Delay" is on the opposite page
...sniff.
No.736851
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>>736850
Crying?
I'm not crying, why would I be crying?
It's a shame that you can assume something so brazenly about a knight of-
>
...of...
All of these filler updates are going to be the death of me. Why did society have to invent cell phones again.
No.736853
>>736852
>
You know I was just about to ask if you wanted to test your skill against this humble King of Knights yourself, but I think this answers my question.
No.736854
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>slidewhistle
>Are they gone.
>Why does my right hand feel so strange...
>
>I'M NUCLEAR
No.736855
>>736853
Had to break your concentration.
No.736856
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>>736854
>u wot
>>736855
Concen-
>Sm4sh on the TV
...Clever girl.
But thinking that I'll be so easily put out by the breasts of a wife is a mistake on your part.
>POSE
There is no other Marth player like me.
No.736857
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>>736856
>MY FUCKING HAND JESUS CHRIST THOSE LITTLE SHITS ARE GONNA PAY PAY PAY
>notices Arty
>...Do I dare.
>He looks like one who gets around.
>watch KQ shrink before your very eyes
>but where did it go
No.736858
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>>736856
Yeah? That's okay. Lucas can handle you.
>>736857
>...
What's the look for?
No.736859
>>736857
>?
A disappearing cat...have I seen this somewhere before?
>Ozy's Marble
>wait I was never in that
>>736858
In any event, it'll help pass the time before that Lancer gets done with punishing himself.
>digging the laundry pile
He asked me to iron some of his shirts.
>little does she know I still have my ace in the hole
>...but is it honorable
No.736860
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>>736858
>just god damn it all
Is there something wrong with my face?
>>736859
...
>aaaand
>tinycat planted on Arty
No.736861
>>736859
You and him do have a thing for suits, huh.
>gamu: ON
>>736860
Less your face and more your hand. Surely you've realized your right pinky is gone.
No.736862
>>736860
>smdh man I'm just a ghost
>>736861
I didn't have much time to experiment with formal wear in my life, if you'll remember.
The suit is an elegant yet conservative statement, an-
>wavedashing
Wait, hold on, is that allowed?
No.736863
>>736861
>[M E N A C I N G]
>Screw it.
I...yes. Do you know anything about it.
No.736864
>>736862
Oh there's wavedashing in this?
>YOU FOOL
>now Kanno's doing it
>>736863
I saw you about a minute ago. You tell me if I know what may have happened to you since we met last time.
>common sense delivered with hammer bluntness
No.736865
>>736864
Wave-what?
>mashing the controller
Surely there's something wrong with this thing, it's not registering how fast I'm hitting the buttons.
>he's using the D-pad to try and move
Why is he so snarky, and refuses to move?
No.736866
>>736864
>twitch
>desire to blow to a fine pair of hands: yes
>but muh KQ tho guh
I realize that, but you're not so stupid and self-assured you wouldn't notice any suspicious individuals leaving, would you?
I just woke up at the same time you saw me, pay attention to your surroundings, woman.
No.736867
>>736865
Use the big stick.
>smh fam
You'll get the hang of it. It's only got four buttons.
>>736866
And I just got here. Have some common sense, idiot.
>mild frustration
Don't bite your nails, they have clippers for that.
No.736868
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>>736867
>?
>watching the exchange
There's no need to worry about me, I'll just wait until you're fully focused again.
>chivalry~
>walks off the edge on accident
I...meant to do that. To make it fair for all the lives I'm going to take from you?
That Rider is much better at the trash talk.
No.736869
>>736867
>!!
>How did she-
>muttering
It's a bad habit.
>I'm going to kill this one.
>As soon as I dispose of that moon fool--I'm sure he's responsible--I'm going to kill her and take her hands.
No.736870
>>736868
Saber, cracking wise and kicking virtual ass are two things I can multitask with great efficiency.
>>736869
If you're that distressed about your fingers, come here and give me your hand.
Your aura of panic is palpable.
No.736871
>>736870
>give me your hand
>sniff
Among other things, it would seem.
I'm sorry to present such a poor challenge, but at least there's no question about who my beloved is.
>feeding the controller behind the couch
>hands free
Or...
>suddenly Marth's kicking ass
You should pay better attention~
No.736872
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>>736870
That distressed-who do you think you're telling how to worry about being attacked and amputated!
>She's right though, Yoshikage. Calm yourself.
>...
>I'll need to retract Killer Queen first. If she asks me my name there's no way I'll be able to escape the explosion.
Fine.
>strides over irritably
No.736873
>>736871
>
>what th-
>looks at Arty's hands
>???
If Leo is under there, you underhanded...!
Goddammit gimme a minute.
>>736872
If you move during this, I'll have to start over so don't be a big baby.
>somewhat roughly takes his hand
>muttering in some old-ass magic tongue
>growing fingers is gonna hurt
>and take some time
No.736874
>>736871
>>736873
>under the couch
>yaaaaaaaaaawn
No.736875
>>736873
Underhanded?
You would call the King of Knights, paragon of chivalry, something as crass as underhanded?
And to think I would involve my own son?
>...that's a good idea too
>>736874
>scoots a dollar under the couch with his foot
No.736876
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>>736873
>?
Here no-
>aaaaAAAAAAAAA
>wincing
>A Stand!?
>[sweating]
>also retraining himself from stroking her hand
No.736877
>>736874
>this cheeky little
That doesn't sound like Leo...
>>736875
>this king
>is a lying king
>squint
>>736876
>about ten minutes later
>only the epidermis has to grow
...
No.736878
>>736875
>blink
Bah, such a little amount?
Oh well, this is good morning practice.
>>736877
>!
>cheeses it
>good lord Marth is unstoppable
No.736879
>>736877
>um
...You're not buying it, are you.
To be fair, I'm not claiming this match as any kind of victory, even I won't stoop that low.
>>736878
>hushed whispering
You never even asked to be paid!
No.736880
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>>736877
>god fucking damn this shit hurts but the pinky game ridiculous
Incredible...
>I said that out loud!
>But she doesn't seem like the type to harangue with questions...I went to the bank earlier so payment should be no problem.
>wigglan the finger
No.736881
>>736878
That voice... bah, no wonder.
>>736879
Cheeky dick.
>
Richard the Lionheart joke goes here.
>>736880
...There.
Don't lose it, I don't have the capacity to do that again for a while.
No.736882
So maybe I thought that he could understand the value of life! I mean, he used to be Makoto's best friend, so maybe if he saw through human's point of view, we wouldn't have to fight anymore.
>...
I mean, everyone can change, right? It's not like you and Yoshitsune were always friends.
>...
This would be so much easier if I could hear your voice...
No.736884
>>736879
Well it could be more than this pittance!
>Mini no you're too loud
>>736881
>Marth's standing taunt goes here
>~
No.736885
>>736881
Richard the Lionheart?
I'm afraid I don't get the context, what does my crusading descendant have to do with-
>give him a second
...You're a very crass woman.
>>736882
>MUSASHIBOU BENKEEEEII
>?
Why is that ball swearing so horribly?
>>736883
I'd be careful with that, there's no telling when the last time the pot was washed.
And with that.
>>736884
Shh!
>thumps the couch
No.736886
>>736881
>with this hand...
>WITH THIS HAND
...Thank you.
I don't have much, but please accept what little money I have.
>>736882
>insane person spotted
>lucky I'm not insane haha right
No.736887
>>736884
>Aaaaaaaaalexander the Greeeeeat
>his name struck fear into hearts of men
Why you...
>>736885
>
Was there ever any doubt?
>>736886
I don't want your money.
No.736888
>>736885
I washed the pot before I made a one. So if you wanted some bean juice, its fresh and ready.
No.736889
>>736888
Finally.
>ssssssssip
No.736890
>>736885
>this pops the Mini out
Oi!
>>736887
>BECAAAAME A LEGEND 'MONGST MOOOORTAL MEN
Howdy, Saber's Master! Good game, huh?
>clicks off the boombox
Check it out, I have my own theme song!
No.736891
>>736885
>!
You mean you can hear his voice?
>>736886
>I'm not crazy
>This small plastic ball gives me a white hoodie and it can talk! You gotta believe me!
No.736892
File: 1454732155344.jpg (64.79 KB, 850x692, 425:346, sample-c3d9cf99bf743d44a51….jpg)
>>736887
You're just lucky that I can still maintain the title of Pure Knight of Britain because of Avalon.
...It's practically a technicality at this point but I'd rather not step in all these fluids while contributing to them myself.
>>736888
I'll take you up on that, actually.
>wait
Bean juice?
>>736891
It helps having met the man too.
>shakes his head
Bringing up Yoshitsune wasn't the best idea.
No.736893
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>>736887
I have to pay you with something, that's how these transactions work.
Do you want a check? I'd like to get out of your hair.
>>736891
>sure
>and a magic arrow gave me time loop powers
No.736894
>>736889
I'm actually a little surprised that whoever did the shopping for this place picked such a good roast.
>>736892
Coffee.
No.736895
>>736890
Congrats.
>guh
>>736892
Pfft. Pure.
>>736893
Just. Go.
No.736896
>>736894
I wonder who it was.
No.736897
>>736892
...I guess not.
>puts the white ball back into the hoodie
So if you met him, I take it he came back as a heroic spirit too, right?
>>736893
>But are you a ghost?
No.736898
>>736894
...Coffee comes from beans?
But if beans are a fruit...and you can make stew from them...
Is there anything beans can't do?
>>736895
I'll thank you to keep your comments and hands to yourself, please.
>>736897
Indeed. As a tall, dark, angry man.
And his best friend came back as a little girl with a tanuki tail.
Sometimes I wonder what the Grail is thinking with these things.
No.736899
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>>736895
...
>hands her a 100 yen note anyway
I'm sorry, it's all I have.
>Like hell is she going to keep me in debt or something ridiculous like that.
>out he goes
>>736897
>I have one
>he's a big pink cat
No.736900
>>736896
Whoever it was has good taste
>>736898
Beans are the magical fruit, so they say.
No.736901
>>736900
>it's probably one of my men
Oh well.
No.736902
>>736895
Rematch?
>suddenly bristling with fightan
No.736903
>>736898
No.
>hands on
>>736899
Weird...
>>736902
Nah.
No.736904
>>736900
This bilge isn't fit for toilet water, what are you talking about.
I'd know because I had Pennyworth replace all the toilet water with coffee.
No.736905
>>736904
>the fuck, my man
No.736906
>>736898
> little girl with a tanuki tail.
This whole grail war deal gets more confusing the more I learn about it...
>>736899
>Well I have a giant Iguana
No.736907
>>736900
Are you suggesting that if you drink enough coffee, a giant beanstalk will grow in your belly?
Because that's ridiculous and terrifying.
>>736903
>guh
You're doing the monosyllabic thing again, you know.
>>736906
It's not the worst that's ever happened.
>all those Saberfaces
>SAAAVE MEEEEE
Having problems with him, Ghost?
No.736908
>swilling gatorade
Gods above, only one person's ever given me that much of a workout.
No.736909
File: 1454733208543.png (292.5 KB, 500x716, 125:179, tumblr_mvovt8iC3k1spvd4mo1….png)
>>736901
>sssiiippp
>>736904
Some of us don't need to drink two hundred dollar coffee kiddo.
No.736910
>>736909
You mean can't, are unable to, will never happen because they're poor.
Maybe I should have sprung for the Colombian roast, all the African stuff I had just made the crap smell worse.
No.736911
>>736907
Yes.
>doing it intentionally now
>while blatantly grabbing kingfu
No.736912
>>736903
Ya scared?
>grinning
>>736908
Eh?
No.736913
>>736907
>shakes his head
He's not the problem. Sorta. I'm still trying to figure out how to hear the Eyecon's voices, but they'll come. My problem is... a different one.
No.736914
>>736909
I just noticed what this is missing!
No.736915
>>736910
Maybe. But also I think you need to cut back to only one cup in a 24 hour period.
>>736914
I generally take cream. But the only creamer they had didn't smell right.
No.736916
>>736911
>smacks her hands
>no venom in it
If you had told me 1500 years ago I'd be married to a Pepsi-addicted zombie, I'd have told you you were crazy.
>>736913
>uh
It isn't a problem that can be solved by a program on CBS, can it?
>grin
Tell me, what ails you.
No.736917
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>>736912
Eh? You kinda look like my Rider.
No.736918
>>736915
Yeah well Father says I can have as much as I want because it keeps my nerves focused.
On a completely unrelated note, all the dishes seem to have contracted Spontaneous Breaking Disorder. I wonder what's causing it.
No.736919
>>736916
Yeah?
>rubs her hand
Well if anyone told me ever I'd be married to the ghost of an ancient British king I'd have said it makes good doujin material.
No.736920
>>736917
Eh, no way! Do I really look like big sis Medusa to you?
Lotta nerve saying something like that, Lancer! Did you just get out of bed or something? Your hair's all messed up!
No.736921
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>>736918
Bruce said that when he was tricking you into drinking decaf.
No.736922
>>736920
>uh
Dude what? Perseus.
>
Oh. You mean bro.
'm a different Lancer.
No.736923
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>>736916
The leader of the Ganma, their prince... I found out he used to be one of my friend's best friend.
No.736924
>>736919
I...you...
>sigh
I asked you to pass the milk this morning and you said the exact same thing.
>
>>736923
A mutual friend, is it?
>uh
>rolls his sleeve back
>brief history of the Kamen Riders written in ink
And these...Yanma, they're the bad guys as it were, yes?
>sheepish smile
No.736925
>>736921
Impossible, I am physically incapable of being tricked. I was trained specifically for that purpose.
Father only suggested it would be a good idea to drink half sugar and cream to combat childhood diabetes.
No.736926
>>736924
...
>lights up like a Christmas tree
>Kanno's easy to placate
No.736927
>>736922
>draw drops
YOU MET PERSEUS!?
>completely disregarding the difference
No.736928
>>736925
That would imply that you could out Batman Bruce. And lets face it, no one will ever be more Batman than him.
No.736929
>>736927
>draping his tabard over Jeanne Alter so she's out of sight
You haven't?
No.736930
>>736924
Ganma.
>nod
They're the ones that have been causing all the supernatural phenomena on my city.
>...
But... I think if a human and the prince of the Ganma were able to become friends, then maybe we don't have to fight! If we try, I'm sure we can understand each other!
No.736931
>>736928
I am Damian Wayne, the blood son of the Bat.
I am the heir to the Demon's Head, and have the high score on the home Galaga cabinet.
I will be the Batman to surpass Batman.
...Big Bat.
No.736932
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>>736926
>you fool
>you've given him the higher ground
What was that? You'll have to speak up.
>hairwings flutter
>>736930
That's a very nice dream to have, Ghost.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but it also happens to be a specialty of mine.
The concept of a dream is just that, a dream. Diplomacy is a nice option, but you have a duty to the people of your city to be victorious no matter what.
>
Why did this person become the prince of these Shamwow?
No.736933
>>736929
No, he's way older than me! Like, 500 years or something!
>shadowboxing
The killer of the Gorgon and the founder of the great city of Mycenae, what a story!
>sniff sniff
Oi, you cooking fish?
No.736935
>>736931
Actually, Alfred retook the score.
No.736936
>>736933
Geheh. You could say that.
>
But you haven't seen him?
>...
He's a little squirrely, to say the least.
No.736937
>>736935
Then I'll just have to tell him I'm starting to think about girls.
That should put him in a suitably compromising state of mind.
No.736938
>>736932
Ganma- Never mind...
>He's gotta be doing this on purpose...
Why else? If he's their prince, it's gotta be because he's one of them.
No.736939
>>736936
Bah, who cares about that?
The only way you can learn about somebody for real is by meeting the person in well, person!
If I could just meet him and Achilles...
No.736940
>>736939
Your Luck's way higher than mine, guess it's on you, little Conqueror.
No.736941
>>736934
>
Hm?
>>736938
>not that you can prove
Let me ask you this, then.
Do you think you could bring yourself to harm this mutual friend, even if you had to?
No.736943
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>>736937
Oh he already knows. He told me to let Jay handle it.
I think I'm going to go against Alf's advice this time. Jason is too much an enabler.
No.736944
>>736940
WAHAHAHA! Who the hell cares about stats?
I'm Alexander, and I make my own luck! You can too, if you'd just get it.
>hops over Jeanne
Good with her too! She tried to do this /ss/ stuff with me one time, whatever that is.
>darts out
No.736945
>>736943
Makes you say that?
No.736946
>>736943
Pennyworth would never say something like that, you're just being lazy!
>>736945
We're going to keep going to strip clubs until I get their purpose, got it?
No.736947
>>736941
My mutual friend...
>Makoto
He already fought on the enemy side before, but it was only so he could revive his little sister!
>heh
He's actually less hesitant to fight his friends than I am.
No.736948
>>736944
Bah. Not with the way the System is...
>
Maybe Saber's Master can mess with that...
No.736949
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>>736945
You took him to a strip club!
>>736946
No more strip clubs!
No.736950
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>>736942
>gleam~
Now why would I do that?
Am I doing something wrong?
>>736947
People can make up all kinds of justifications for their actions. The only issue is if they genuinely believe them.
You have to be prepared to take necessary measures if it comes to it.
No.736951
>>736946
Hah! Sneaking a kid into a strip club. I like the cut of your jib.
>>736949
I didn't take him to a strip club. I took him to strip clubs. Plural.
No.736952
>>736950
...You're impossible.
>limply lays on him
No.736953
>>736949
No! I have to understand what they want!
The women take their clothes off, but you aren't allowed to touch them? They're breeding rapists in there, Grayson, and I'm going to find out why!
>>736951
Fluffy's has good root beer floats, we're going there.
No.736954
>>736950
I won't have to. Makoto... He's hard to read sometimes, but I know he's gonna stay by our side this time.
>uuuh
Makoto is the "mutual friend", by the way. Spectre also works.
No.736955
>>736952
It's why I've won so many of these wars, dear.
>stroke the waifu
>>736954
Then I hardly see what the worry is. A friend betraying a nice young man like yourself is simply inconceivable.
Getting that Benkei to behave might be your toughest challenge, actually.
No.736956
>>736951
That's not better. Not better at all
>>736953
You aren't allowed to touch them because they're dancers, not prostitutes.
Mostly. Depends on how seedy the club is. And you can figure strip clubs when your older.
No.736957
>>736953
My li'l bro's growing up.
>>736956
Says you.
No.736958
>>736955
Well you have one more opponent. One I'm sure you have yet to defeat.
>takes his hand and pulls
Come on.
No.736959
>>736956
So these structures are intended to arouse men...and that's it?
Truly, the destruction of western civilization is at hand.
>>736957
I have my reasons.
No.736960
>>736957
C'mon man. Its hard enough to keep him focused on patrol without him demanding to go to a strip club every ten minutes
>>736959
Yeah, pretty much. Never really been my thing.
No.736961
>>736955
I'm not worried about being betrayed! If Makoto and Alan- er, the Ganma prince really were friends, then they shouldn't fight like that! I'm sure there's gotta be a way to make things up.
>...
Surprisingly enough, getting Benkei to cooperate isn't hard, hearing his voice is where it gets complicated. Same goes for all the Eyecons save for two.
No.736962
>>736959
You just wanna see the dancers but wanna rationalize it. Puberty for a test tube baby.
>>736960
But this is fun! As his predecessor it's my responsibility to overexpose him to stuff like this so he becomes immune in later life.
>nodnodnod
No.736963
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>>736958
On my honor as a knight, I can't refuse a command by my queen.
>hand smoochy
>>736961
I couldn't imagine a better choice than Benkei, if you mean to intervene in any way. Not many have realized the worth of a best friend like he has.
>nodnod
People have their reasons for everything, but they also hate being told that they're wrong. Guide them into realizing they made the incorrect choice, and you'll solve this without any bloodshed.
Now if you'll excuse me.
>grins
>out with Kanno
No.736964
>>736960
But what's the point? Where's the punchline?
Do these women carry subliminal messages in their breasts?
>>736962
Bite me, I'm on the clock 24/7.
No.736965
>>736963
Guide them into realizing it...
>...
>nods
Alright, I understand. See you later, Arthur!
No.736966
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>>736962
Jason, we never went to a strip club together until after you stopped trying to kill us.
>>736964
Nope. Guys just like boobs.
No.736967
>>736966
Grayson have I ever told you that you're a stick in the mud? Don't be a Drake, dude.
>>736964
Phew. One letter off and I would've had to laugh at you.
No.736968
>>736966
That's ridiculous and also dumb.
There's nothing special about lumps of meat that serve a biological purpose, no matter how soft they probably might be.
>>736967
You're not getting that signed Gundam helmet back, if this is what that's about.
No.736969
>>736967
Jay you took me to strip club at ten am on a thursday. There were more c-section scars than patrons.
>>736968
You'll understand more when you're older
No.736970
>>736968
Oh you poor deluded fool: I already got that back.
>>736969
To be fair I was incredibly blitzed.
>
Also it's Gotham, the hell do you expect? Good tits there is like fuckin' finding a brick of gold after your colonoscopy.
No.736971
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>>736969
If you don't tell me I'm asking Cain.
And then I'll tell her you said it was ok to squeeze the Charmin.
>>736970
Sure you did, and I don't have a genuine pair of Pennyworth's dentures in my trophy room
No.736972
>>736971
Alfred doesn't wear dentures, surprising for a beefeater.
No.736973
>>736972
...I have a glass I have to go clean out.
No.736974
>>736973
Race ya.
>smoke pellets
>gonezos
No.736976
>>736975
>Sitting on the couch
>Casually flipping through a spell book
>How did she get there?? How long has she been there?? Who knows.
Hello Lancer..
No.736977
>>736976
You're...
>flipping through a really small notebook
>"pigtailed girl = Tohsaka"
Tohsaka, yeah?
No.736978
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>>736977
>Continues reading through her spell book, while casually glancing up.
That is correct, but I believed you to already knew this..
No.736979
>>736978
I'm old, girlie. We forget too, y'know. Not like we ever talked, far as I remember.
No.736980
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>>736979
Wait.. we haven't? I thought we did once before.. unless you're the 3rd Cu the Grail has spit out.. someone really needs to look into that..
No.736981
>>736980
Not the Grail anymore. At least, not by itself. Some weird little blonde girl's runnin' amok, summoning corrupted versions of Servants. Least that's what bro says.
I remember something like this happening in the second War, where I got summoned. Real pain in the ass.
No.736982
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>>736981
Little blond girl? What name does she go by? Tell me, is she of the loli variety?
No.736983
>>736982
How the hell would I know'er nam-actually... Sajyou. Don't know'er first name but I remember that much.
>
What the fuck's a "loli"?
No.736984
File: 1454739904138.jpg (175.69 KB, 850x1584, 425:792, sample-313d5968e382ea3d127….jpg)
Oh.. then it's not who I thought it to be. A loli is a little girl, it's quite common name amoungst the Anime community..
>Damn Archer and his Anime..
No.736985
>>736984
It's died down some, but goddamn was it a wild ride.
So why're you here, girlie? And where's your stuffy nihilistic cynic?
No.736986
Alright guys, we've got grinding to do!
No.736987
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>>736985
Excuse you but you will refrain from insulting Archer..
>..cause that's my job.
I'm here cause I was bored at home.. Also, we ran out of tea at home, and Archer left a box of it here last time we visited.
No.736988
>>736986
You can't be serious, Master. Again, for what purpose. You've already thrown those golden cards at us to the point they no longer function.
No.736989
>>736987
Since when's the truth an insult? Bah. Whatever.
Kids these days, take all the fun for yourselves.
...That sounds incredibly boring. Tea? Where's your sense of adventure?
No.736990
>>736988
B-but... I woke everyone up and everything. We can't just turn around now!
No.736991
>>736990
It can't be helped... very well. Where are the hand monsters. They'll taste my Fortress of Impalement.
No.736992
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>>736989
>He has a point
Yes, I agree he can be rather negative.. I know this all to well. Last time I went on an adventure, the world almost ended. I think I'm alright to cease any adventures for some time.
No.736993
>>736991
Awesome!
...Oh, but you'll shrink if you keep using your Noble Phantasm. And Nero's not around.
No.736994
Come on, Karna. It's starting.
>Hold it.
W-What?
>
>You're wearing makeup.
You don't have to get so close to point that out!
No.736995
>>736992
If you're talkin' about that Grail War, I can't imagine someone like you having emotional difficulties with it. You're as icy as they come.
No.736996
>>736993
...Fair point.
>
Why did you give me this balloon-
>floating up
What treachery is this?
No.736997
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>>736994
BRRRROOOOTHEERRRR
YOU WILL TASTE MY NAAN
No.736998
>>736994
>!!
It's you! The rare Lancer! And his super rare Master!
>>736996
>IT'S TOO CUTE
>snapping pictures of Vlad
>all the pictures don't have Vlad in them
Eh!? It must be because you're a vampire... what a shame.
No.736999
>>736995
I am not icy, I, I, I just don't have misplaced sentiments, or have them lying around as everyone else. I am not emotionally conflicted about the Grail War.. well not anymore. I got what I wanted out of it anyways.
No.737000
>>736997
>?
>whomp
Thank you for the naan, brother.
You were right, I can definitely taste it.
>>736998
Rare?
>That's right, Karna. Your gatcha is super limited!
Someone like me...
>he's embarrassed
No.737001
>>737000
That's right, brrroootherrrr! You can taste my naan!
The naan I made with expired ingredients
No.737002
>>736999
So you won that War. Not surprised, you've got a heart that doesn't waver when you gotta kill somebody.
But it wavers for other reasons, doesn't it?
What did you wish for, Tohsaka?
No.737003
>>736998
I... you...!
>
>Vlad's embarrassed
No.737004
>>737000
>>737003
Oh no! I embarrassed two of them! I'm soooooorrrrryyyyyyyy!
>>737001
>GASP
Archer, why would you do that?!
No.737005
>>737001
>blink
>chew chew
It's still good.
You should be proud of yourself, brother. Only the Blessed Hero could still make such delicious naan out of bad ingredients.
>>737004
It's...alright.
>You're enjoying this, aren't you.
No.737006
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>>737002
It doesnt waver at all..
> Ugh that word, makes me cringe.. Waver.
It's difficult to say anyone really won that war, it was a mess of an engagement. What did I wish for? I wished for.. for..
>Archer.
>Smiles
Nevermind my wishes, tea?
No.737007
>>737004
Uh, tuh doi, because he's Karna!
>>737005
INDRA DAMN IT I HATE YOU SO MUCH STOP BEING SO NICE
No.737008
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>>737006
Do I look like your sissy butler Servant?
>sipping on a cheap beercan
I'm on a budget before you go judging my "taste."
No.737009
>>737005
>AAAAAAAAAAAA
I'm so ashamed!
>>737007
Quick Archer, deploy the emergency exit naan!
No.737011
>>737007
You think I'm nice?
>Aren't you ignoring the important part of that sentence!?
>>737009
I'm sorry for causing a fuss.
No.737012
>>737009
Blast! We'll have them next time!
I've devised an even more ingenious plan, with more naan!
>>737011
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>naan loaded in Gandiva
>twang
No.737013
>>737011
Karna. I have made a discovery.
No.737014
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>>737012
He loves naan so much...
It's nice to he cares for something so deeply.
>>737013
A discovery?
No.737015
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>>737008
I was offering it, not asking you to make some..
>Always so misunderstood, poor Tohsaka.
You will address him as Archer, the least you can do is be amicable.
No.737016
>Arthur left his tabard behind
>sniff sniff sniff
>huuuuuuuuuu~
No.737017
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>>737014
We... will never run out of money.
>Noble Phantasm: Das Rheingold
>it's literally raining gold
But we can't spend too much or people will go crazy.
Fafnir's curse is still on it.
>he literally just remembered he's loaded
No.737018
>>737015
Little bit of ribbing never killed anyone!
>cheeky grin
I know what you meant, just ain't a tea person.
>>737016
Waaaait a sec...
No.737019
>>737017
>Holy cow!
>chubmaster pelted with skrilla
Cursed money?
We can't use it.
No.737020
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No.737021
>>737019
>raises a finger
In small amounts.
No.737022
>>737020
I already know your game girlie, ain't my first rodeo with you.
>guh
What's the business now, I kinda don't wanna get involved in your game.
No.737023
>>737021
Oh. That's not too bad.
>You guys need money?
Well...
>Did you forget I'm rich?
No.737024
>>737022
Business?
I'm just a little girl, I don't know anything about business.
>munch
Apple?
No.737025
>>737023
It wouldn't be right to use your money, miss Karna's Master.
No.737026
>>737024
Not much of a fruit guy, girlie.
>no one except the few that already do must know about my milkbones
No.737027
>>737025
>It's also not right to use cursed money! Jeez, aren't you supposed to be keeping that stuff away from people?
She has a point, friend.
>W-well yeah I have a point.
People give me all of our ingredients too without me asking.
No.737028
>>737026
Awww!
You were nice enough to ask, so I guess I can tell you.
I'm going to milk a cow for taking my Saber. Bad, bad cow!
No.737029
>>737027
In small amounts.
>nodnod
No one can gaze upon Das Rheingold in its entirety and not succumb to greed. But it's okay otherwise.
>
Really?
No.737030
>>737029
It makes me uneasy, friend.
But if you say it's ok, it's ok.
Maybe now we can stop using old Safeway deli salami...
>YOU'RE KIDDING, RIGHT
No.737031
>>737028
How'd that go for you the other times?
>Protes no
No.737032
>>737030
I don't have children, no.
...That is what "kidding" means, yes?
No.737033
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>>737031
That was then, this is now~
She can't get rid of me anymore, I will be with my love at last!
>pouts
How rude of you, Lancer. And I was nothing but nice.
No.737035
>>737033
You killed my precious Master, call us not even close to even.
No.737037
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>>737035
Killed?
No, you misunderstand. She was already dead inside.
I just made the inside the outside!
No.737038
>>737036
We should make a naan sandwich.
Arjuna would like it.
No.737039
>>737037
Yeah? You ain't that different. Dead out and in.
No.737040
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>>737039
Oh no, I'm very much alive!
What a strange thing to say, I'm the only really living thing here. It's like walking through a museum, so scary!
No.737041
>>737040
Geh...
>scowls
You and I got a score to settle another day, girlie.
Count on it.
>spiritmodo
No.737042
>>737041
Going so soon?
He must have been late for something, that's it!
No.737043
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>>737038
But... no beef.
>still hung up on that
>tfw German gastronomic sensibilities
No.737044
>>737043
No beef.
>
You can eat it, but I won't.
And I can't touch anywhere that beef's been processed.
It's be like you wiping your hands in the entrails of your ancestors.
I think they call that "metal"
No.737045
>>737044
The flying blonde woman and the blue Lancer said I was "metal as fuck."
No.737046
>>737045
Flying blonde woman?
>holding a jar out
You have to put money in the swear jar.
...But I forget how much.
No.737047
>>737046
>blink
But they said it.
No.737048
>>737047
I guess that's ok then.
There's still peanut butter in this jar anyway.
>scoops a cracker in
No.737049
>>737048
Friend, do you ever get the feeling that you're being watched?
No.737050
>>737049
My dad is a god but I don't think that's what you meant.
No.737051
>>737050
...We need to escape.
>
Hop on.
No.737052
>>737051
>sitting on the handlebars
Don't go too fast
No.737053
>>737052
What's the worst that could-
>
No.737054
>>737053
WE'RE FLOATING FALLING
No.737056
>>737055
>sticks straight into the ground like a knife
>twang-ang-ang-ang
Oh.
No.737058
>>737057
You tried your best.
It's ok, I'll be you this time.
>
>falls over
Your armor is heavy.
No.737059
>>737058
What are you doing in my armor?
No.737061
>>737060
We could try the cat ears and tails again.
No.737062
>>737061
I don't think it's working.
No.737063
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>>737062
Your Master liked it.
No.737064
>>737063
Yours did too.
...Our Masters are weird, we should help.
No.737066