No.737125
>>737120
Yo, this is the board owner. You know 8ch is kinda fucked right now, right?
No.737126
>>737125
holy shit that got through
No.737127
No.737133
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No.737135
>>737134
NEGA-FRANK!
I KNEW THIS DAY WOULD COME
No.737137
>>737136
NO...THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING
THE MEMES HAVE INFECTED THE AGRICULTURAL
I MUST SUMMON THE ANTI-MEME!
>ahem
HHHRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEERUUGHIAUUAUUGHUGHH
No.737140
>>737138
YOU'RE NOT RED DICK
WHAT, WHADDYA WANT FROM ME? YA WANT MY MONEY? I DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY! ALL I GOT IS SEVERAL VENEREAL DISEASES
>>737139
FURAVA UVU ZA MONSU
No.737141
I just wanted a hamburger. ...I am very confused.
No.737142
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>>737141
I gave up long ago...
No.737143
>>737142
Does this mean no burgers?
No.737144
>>737143
Nah nah, I'll get ya one.
No.737146
>>737145
>Goes off to make a glamburger, with his tears.
>Comes back minutes later
Here you are sir
No.737147
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>I miss Sakura
>tfw this place makes my hair greasy
>i wonder if the burgers here are any good
>my feet hurt
No.737148
>>737146
>
>this pleases the angel
...Why is it purple?
>>737147
Look, it's the same color as you.
No.737149
File: 1454818201047.jpg (178.68 KB, 648x906, 108:151, d089e690cf2a7c1fc01e157510….jpg)
>>737148
I hope it's not made of snakes.
No.737150
>>737147
Welcome to MTT-Brand Burger Emporium, home of the Glamburger.
>>737148
It's made of edible glitter and sequins
No.737151
>>737149
It doesn't taste like snake.
>>737150
Oh. Innovative ingenuity is fascinating.
No.737153
>>737150
Just one please.
>that is one sad cat
>>737151
What does it taste like?
No.737154
>>737151
I'll let Mettaton know you like it.
>>737152
>Oh no
>>737153
Coming right up madam
No.737155
>>737151
>turns his burger into snakes
No.737156
>>737152
>frantically dialing on a phone
Dean. Dean answer please, the televisions are moving on their own.
...Dean?
>>737153
Like... plastic. But not as hard.
I think it has condiments on it.
>>737154
What's a Mettaton?
>>737155
>turns around
Gabriel, that's rude. My friend is here.
No.737157
File: 1454818745238.jpg (86.64 KB, 647x608, 647:608, 01dfd766e6ef04f5078955af68….jpg)
>>737154
>nods
>>737156
That doesn't sound edible...
No.737158
File: 1454818765579.gif (310.88 KB, 450x349, 450:349, 80eb635521e7eabde1b5417e5e….gif)
>>737154
OH YES GREEN WORDS, IT'S ME
ARE YOU BORED TO BE AT WORK, BURGERPANTS
BECAUSE THERE ARE MORE ENGAGING JOBS I CAN GIVE YOU
LIKE CLEANING THE TOILETS
>>737156
I AM NO TELEVISION
THOUGH I DO GET FOX AND CBC
NO, I AM METTATON
>confetti rains from the roof
PLEASE ENJOY YOUR DINING EXPERIENCE
No.737159
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No.737160
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>>737156
...That rectangle over there is Mettaton.
>>737157
>Starts to make that burger, crying to himself
>>737158
...With a toothbrush?
>>737159
Welcome to MTT-Brand Burger Emporium, home of the Glamburger.
No.737161
>>737156
Yes, but as your brother, I'm better than your "friend".
When you say friend, do you mean friend like a mortal? Or a friend like Dean is your "Friend"?
No.737162
>>737157
The cat said it was edible. Why would it lie?
>>737158
DEAN THE TELEVISION IS TALKING. WHAT DO I DO-
>please leave your message after the beep
>beeeep
DEEEEEEEEEEEAN.
>>737159
Burgers.
>>737160
So it isn't a living TV?
>>737161
I believe we have a profound bond, yes.
No.737163
>>737160
Glamburger?
No, that sounds terrible. Don't you have any real food here?
And can fix the basket of chips at this table, it's just a pile of Ralph Lauren coloring books.
>>737162
BURGERS, you say?
No.737165
>>737162
I've read the fanfic Castiel. I know very much how profound your bond is with dean
>air humps
No.737166
>>737162
More like a robotic rectangle, and my boss...
>>737163
You can ask my manager, sir.
>>737164
..I swear if this is a repeat of yesterday...
No.737167
>>737160
NO
WITH YOUR TAIL
WON'T THAT BE FUN
>>737162
I SEE YOU'RE HAVING A PSYCHOTIC BREAK
I SHALL LEAVE YOU TO IT
PLEASE GIVE OUR MILKSHAKE A TRY, IT BRINGS ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD
>wheels on out
No.737168
>>737163
I would like one, yes.
>>737164
Oh...
>>737165
What's a fanfic?
>>737166
I'm both fascinated and confused.
>but Cas, you're always fascinated and confused
Be quiet, green letters.
>>737167
>thousand yard stare
>screams internally
>screams externally
I WAS RIGHT
No.737169
>>737164
Now there's a man that knows how to demand credibility from his burgers.
>>737166
I can ask your manager, but I won't. I'm asking you.
You're telling me you can't even answer for yourself? What kind of system is that?
>>737168
Do I look like the burger guy?
Because if so, then that just means it's working
>takes a burger from under his beret
No.737170
>>737168
Mostly teen girls writing steamy sex stories about you and Dean. Occasionally you and Sammy.
Hell, they even have a couple where you and Jimmy have a nasty bout of tickle pickle.
No.737171
>>737169
You had that the entire time?
>om
>>737170
But Jimmy Novak is my vessel. Though it's true I have no sexual orientation.
No.737172
>>737167
...I hate my life
>>737168
That's how I feel everyday, you get used to it, trust me.
>>737169
>Sighs
Just check the menu, please..
No.737174
>>737166
>
>>737168
Oh?
>>737169
Uahahaha! Of course! Only the best for the best!
No.737175
>>737171
It turns you taking over Jimmy's form into a sex act.
Though what really destroys all suspension of disbelief is how you say Goddamn so much. I mean, Castiel taking father's name in vain? Unheard of!
No.737176
>>737172
I've been feeling like that since I was born.
>>737174
Oh. It was a joke.
>>737175
I'm thoroughly disgusted. Why would you read that?
No.737177
>>737171
Every day is a struggle for survival.
Finding meaning in this world comes after that, if at all.
But burgers, burgers wait for no man.
>>737172
DO THESE LOOK LIKE THE EYES OF A MAN THAT CAN SEE
NO, GO GET AN EYE TEST, I'LL WAIT.
>>737174
The best for the best...
>takes a label printer out of his pocket
>[printing noises]
>slaps the label on Cas' burger
Long live MS...Diamond...Whatever the hell we are now.
No.737178
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>>737174
>forces a slight laugh
What can I get you, sir?
>>737176
You and me both.
>Tokes up
>>737177
>GUUUUH!
Alright sir! I'm sorry!
>The things I do for money!
No.737179
File: 1454819938758.png (329.76 KB, 900x861, 300:287, archangel_gabriel_by_topha….png)
No.737180
>>737177
>eating the label too
>Cas stop
You are a wise blind man.
>>737178
You're only nineteen. You have the rest of your life ahead of you.
>>737179
I knew the answer and yet I asked.
No.737181
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>>737180
Thats pretty much why I do anything. C'mon Cas. Get your shit together.
No.737182
>>737178
I WANT FREE THINGS NOW
>pointing to things on the menu
THIS AND THIS AND THIS
>none of the things he pointed at are food
>knocks over a salt shaker
>>737180
THE WISE CALLED FOR WETWORK, AND WE ANSWERED.
I don't even know what that means, but it sounds goods.
No.737183
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>>737178
>
>>737176
It's a good way to lighten up the mood, don't you think?
>>737177
Ha! I can see that you like those burgers.
No.737184
File: 1454820253536.jpg (608.45 KB, 900x1666, 450:833, adolf_hitler_for-Palestine.jpg)
>ok Adolf
>you can do this
Guten Tag, Schweinhund. Van hamburger PLEASE
No.737185
>>737181
I'm sorry. I've been busy.
>>737182
Wetwork?
>
You spilled salt. That's bad luck.
>>737183
I think the employee is about to have a coronary infarction.
No.737186
File: 1454820300301.jpg (18.39 KB, 400x241, 400:241, burgerpants_by_kabushi_sus….jpg)
>>737180
...Yet I feel like I already wasted it.
>>737182
>just sighs deeply
Yes sir...
>Just makes a glamburger, to be safe
>>737183
...We... don't even serve that here, this is fast food,
>>737184
>Oh what the hell!
No.737187
>>737183
Like burgers?
There is nothing more important than nutrition.
Except maybe an S Ranked missionBUT THAT DOESN'T COUNT.
Burgers aren't the tools of some dive or corporation, eating was all we knew.
>>737185
Nuh uh, it's only bad luck if you see it.
>"SEE NO EVIL" lights up in neon on his shades
>>737186
...
I can't see it.
Feed it to me.
No.737188
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>>737186
V-Van...van burger PLEASE?
Vhy do you shtare? Vhy do you not get me ze burger?
Is zere somezing on mein face?
No.737189
>>737188
But it vill go right to ze thighs!
No.737190
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>>737185
Whoo boy you gotta light up!
>pic related
>vanishes
No.737191
>>737186
You'll be fine.
>>737187
I can't contest that.
>>737190
>
No.737192
>>737189
NEIN, GET AVAY FROM ME YOU GOD DAMN JUDEN
YOU VIS YOUR PRANKS.
OH IT'S JUST A PRANK, BRO.
IT'S NEVER JUST A PRANK, BRO
No.737193
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>>737191
Contest...that's it!
We'll hold a contest back at Mother Base to decide the new Metal Gear's name!
I hope they haven't missed me too much, but I've only been gone for a week or so.
>turns to the camera
>faces the wall instead
No.737194
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>>737187
>Slowly feeds it to him
>What is my life?
>>737188
Y-yes sir, coming up.
>Goes to make a burger
>Of all the people...
>>737191
...
>Smiles
...I hope so, sir.
No.737195
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No.737196
>>737193
>uh
>minor reality warping goes here
>he's still not facing the camera
>>737194
You can call me Castiel.
>>737195
>squished into the wall
Was it something I said?
No.737197
>>737185
He better get over quickly then. There are customers to be served!
>>737186
What kind of self-respecting restaurant doesn't have wine on their menu?
>hmph
Fine then. Give me your best burger!
>>737187
Oooh? Passionate, aren't you?
No.737198
>>737194
Zank you.
Vhen I have cleansed ze land of ze untermensch, your death vill be mostly painless.
>>737195
OH ZAT IS JUST GREAT
YOU KNOW? ZAT IS JUST LIKE, TYPICAL. I SVEAR TO GOTT ZERE MUST BE A SIGN ON MEIN BACK. "PLEASE KICK ZE HITLER, HUEHUEHUE"
I JUST VANTED TO EAT MEIN BURGER, MAN.
No.737199
>>737195
Welcome to MTT-Brand Burger Emporium, home of the Glamburger.
>>737196
Castiel... quite a nice name really
>>737197
...Yes sir
>Makes a glamburger
>>737198
Comes back with said glamburger
No.737200
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No.737201
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>>737194
Sloppy! Again!
>>737196
>glamburger is now on his head
Did I already eat it?
...I must have, I can't sense it in front of me with my enhanced senses.
>>737197
Nuclear.
No.737202
>>737197
You're right.
>>737199
Thank you, Burgerpants.
>>737201
You must not have noticed.
>pries himself off the wall
No.737203
>>737196
You shouldn't stand behind doors that open inwards
>>737198
And the people of Europe just wanted live their lives in peace.
>>737199
Glamburger? Its not full of glitter is it?
No.737204
>>737199
Ooooo!
>eating that burger
Ze sprinkles are so tender, I have never zought about sprinkles on und burger.
>>737203
Ha! Yeah right, zose fancypants losers had it all figured out, didn't zey?
Vhy name your capital Varsaw if you don't vant it invaded? Zat's like, How To Not Get Invaded 101
No.737205
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>>737202
Is that the signal?
Who the Patriots?
No.737206
>>737204
I'll tell you what. Go ahead and finish your burger. No reason I can't take you down after you've eaten.
>texting Bucky
>Hitler's at a burger joint
>gonna punch him in the teeth
>wish you were here like in the old days
No.737207
>>737203
I didn't know which way they opened.
>>737205
La Li Lu Le Lo.
No.737208
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>>737201
>Sighs deeply once more
>Gets it off of his head and feeds it to him
>>737202
Any time, you uh, want another burger, on the house?
>>737203
Yeah, exactly that, sir.
>>737204
I will let my boss know you enjoyed it sir
No.737209
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>>737199
...Is that glitter? On my food.
>>737201
Also blind.
>>737202
I'm always right!
No.737210
>>737206
Zhour damn right I'm going to finish mein burger.
Look at zis guy, zinks he can tell people vhen and vhere to finish zheir food.
Zat's pretty fucked up, Captain.
>>737208
Zat's good. And vhen you are done, you may gas yourself.
No.737211
>>737207
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>737209
Who said that?
No.737212
>>737207
Best to not just stand in doorways then
>>737208
That sounds unappitizing. What do you have that has no glitter in it?
>>737210
Don't push your luck Hitler.
No.737213
>>737208
You can do that?
>>737209
If that were true, Enkidu wouldn't exist.
>>737211
I made a mistake.
>>737212
It seemed like a good idea at the time.
No.737214
>>737209
...Yes sir, that's how it's made.
>>737210
>Oh the sweet release of death...
I will sir
>>737212
Well we got a Legendary Hero, a sandwich shaped like a sword
>>737213
It would be my pleasure,
No.737215
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>>737212
Who is zis Hitler? He sounds like a zuper shtand up guy.
>chewing super slow
Oooohhh yeeeah, zis burger is zo gut I don't zink I vant to shtop eating it.
No.737216
>>737213
Lots of things often do
>>737214
No glitter in it?
>>737215
Hitler? He was pants pissing wannabe dictator who talked a big game but couldn't back it up.
No.737217
>>737214
I'd like a Legendary Hero too.
>>737216
This is true. Like the time Gabriel sent me those movies that weren't movies at all and I watched them.
No.737218
>>737216
SHOWS HOW MUCH YOU KNOW, STUPID.
HITLER VAS ZE BEST DICTATOR SINCE LIKE, CYRUS ZE GREAT. OR ALEXANDER ZE GREAT.
LOTS GREAT GUYS, LEMME TELL YOU.
No.737219
>>737216
None what so ever.
>>737217
Very well sir!
>Goes off to make a legendary hero
No.737220
>>737211
>...
>Gate of Babylooon
>places a rake near him
>>737213
Enkidu exists because even I deserve an equal. But that does not affect my judgement.... most of the time.
>>737214
>...
>...
>takes a bite
>munch munch munch
...You'll live another day.
No.737221
>>737213
TJ
TR
GW
JD
WHAT DO THEY MEEEEEEEEEEAN
>>737220
>gets up to leave
>walks in the opposite direction of the rake
>directly into a wall
>bottle falls on his head
CIPHER
>stumps out
No.737222
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>>737217
I don't know who Gabriel is.
>>737218
I've met Hitler. Socked Ol' Addy right in the jaw. Dropped like a sack of hammers.
Went it all went wrong for him he couldn't even face it like a man.
>>737219
Sounds good. I'll have one of those
No.737223
>>737219
>inhaling it
>Cas is maybe part Kirby
I think I like this one better than the burger.
>>737220
Because you grew too arrogant as you became an adult and needed to be punished.
The outcome of companionship was desirable by the rest of our standards, but your old gods were more selfish.
>>737221
Oh...
>>737222
>blink
Gabriel. The archangel.
Have we fallen out of mind already?
No.737224
>>737220
>Damn it...
Thank you sir
>>737222
>Goes to make one and hands it out
And here you are sir
>>737223
Glad you think so, it's our second popular item here
No.737225
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>>737222
...Man, vhy do you have to be so hurtful?
I just vanted to go out vis mein beautiful Fraulein, but you vouldn't even let me have zat.
Are you happy, Captain? Ze German people has never known such an immigration of Shleissskins and niggers. Ve'll be outbred in a generation, zey're like rats!
No.737226
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>>737223
Gabriel is name that mortals use as well. How would I know he's an angel?
>>737224
This plate is covered in cigarette ashes
>>737225
....and you're done.
>knocks food to ground
>socks him in the jaw
No.737227
>>737226
YOU BETRAY YOUR ARYAN BROTHERS, CAPTAI-
>punched
>falls out the window
>Hitler Owned: 1
No.737228
>>737224
I can see why.
>>737226
He's going to confuse me with that now.
No.737229
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>>737226
Oh, sorry sir...
>Cleans that up for him
>Damn my chain smoking addiction
>>737228
I just don't understand why Mettaton just make this the flagship meal instead of the glamburger
No.737230
>>737228
I'm sorry to hear that.
>>737229
I'll just have a coca cola. No ashes please.
No.737231
>>737221
Not really what I was going for but still HA!
>>737223
>This
>angel
That's one way to put it.
>hmph
The gods and their limited vision became obsolete by the time I was born. Good thing they're dead now. Wouldn't want them bothering me as I enjoyed my friend's second coming.
>>737224
Well, I suppose this will suffice. I don't think I will like the drinks you serve here, so I'll just pay for it.
>
No.737232
File: 1454823868933.gif (175.71 KB, 500x281, 500:281, I need you to let me touch….gif)
>>737229
Maybe he just doesn't like change.
>>737230
It's okay: it's my fault.
>>737231
I'm very happy you two were finally reunited: your eulogy for Enkidu was touching.
No.737233
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>>737230
>Gets him a Cola, no ashes
>>737231
Thank you sir, have a good day
>>737232
Or maybe he just likes eating Sequins and glue
No.737234
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>>737232
I'm sure you'll figure it all out.
>>737233
Thank you.
>pays for his cola
>goes to sit in a booth and doodle in his sketch book
No.737235
>>737232
It couldn't be any different for him. Now, speaking of Enkidu...
>A.U.O Dress Change!
If you see the land splitting, and the heavens burning: Don't worry, it's just us.
>>737233
>Golden brick placed on the table
>Rides his bike through the door
No.737236
>>737233
It eats?
>>737234
What a nice man.
No.737237
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>>737235
...I'm going to have to clean those tire tracks up
>>737236
Well... when you flip his switch, his body turns into a humans, I think.
>>737234
You're welcome