No.737242
>eating nachos
>>737241
>"Whoa. Hey Beavis, check that out."
Heheheheheh FIRE FIRE FIIIIIIIIIRE! Hehehehehe.
>"Yeah. That's cool."
No.737243
NYA HA HA HA! I THE GREAT PAPYRUS, HAVE FOUND A SETTLEMENT!
No.737245
>>737243
Hey Butthead, do you see that?
>"Ahuhuhuhuh I've got a bone in my pants if that's what you mean."
Hehehehehe.
>>737244
>"Check it out, he's like...bleeding."
You're right!
That's pretty cool.
No.737246
>>737243
A skeleton...
>>737245
I remember you two.
No.737247
>>737245
A HA, HUMANS... WITH RATHER ODD LOOKING FACES!
>>737246
AN ANGEL!
No.737248
>>737246
You do? Wait yeah, yeeeaaaahhh. I was in heaven once with that Saint Peter guy. It sucked.
>"Huhuhuhuh you were dead."
>>737247
>"By odd you mean handsome, right? Huhuhuh we're studs."
Yeah!
No.737249
>>737247
How did you know?
>>737248
It's a little worrying everyone's already figured it out.
No.737250
File: 1454827141550.png (3.95 MB, 2592x3000, 108:125, papyrus_done_by_reinfriman….png)
>>737248
HMM, MAYBE IN A WEIRD WAY, ODD HUMANS!
>>737249
ONLY ANGELS MAKE THOSE KINDS OF ENTRANCES!
No.737251
>>737249
Well uhhh...I have like sixth sense for angels.
I guess.
>"I was just winging it. Ahuhuhuhuh winging."
>>737250
>"You're in a weird way!"
Well he is a skeleton.
>"Ahuhuhuhu bones."
You've got bones on the mind, Butthead. Might want to get that checked out.
>"What's that supposed to mean, dumbass?"
No.737252
>>737250
Oh...
>>737251
I recognize that pun.
No.737253
File: 1454827384136.png (12.85 KB, 611x500, 611:500, tumblr_nuqdglN1G01s5hu3eo1….png)
>>737251
...WHAT IS SO FUNNY ABOUT MY BONES?!
>>737252
ANYWAYS, I CAN'T STAY TO TALK, I AM ON A QUEST TO SEARCH FOR MY LAZY BROTHER!
No.737254
File: 1454827549532.png (1.6 MB, 1280x1427, 1280:1427, Beavis and Butthead meet t….png)
>>737252
>"Yeah. I'm funny."
Not really, Butthead.
>"Nobody asked you, buttmunch."
>>737253
>"It means like...thingie."
Yeah, thingie.
Do you have a thingie?
>"Ahuhuhuh you're asking him if he has one. That's weird, Beavis."
No.737255
>>737253
Your brother is missing?
>>737254
So crude...
No.737256
>>737254
...WHAT IS A THINGY?! I DO NOT UNDERSTAND!
>>737255
BUT OF COURSE! HE WASN'T AT HOME NOR AT HIS USUAL HANG OUT SPOTS, THUS I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS GOT WORRIED! HE IS SHORT, HAS A BLUE COAT, AND USUALLY SAYS TERRIBLE PUNS!
No.737257
File: 1454827746388.gif (950.75 KB, 473x360, 473:360, Don't do this cool thing, ….gif)
>>737255
Hey Butthead, what does crude mean?
>"Uhhhh...I think it means cool, Beavis. He's obviously talking about me."
No he isn't, he didn't specify you!
>"Might as well be. You're not cool."
>>737256
It's in your pants.
>"Yeah it's a bone in your pants."
No.737258
>>737256
There was one like that quite some time ago. But they only appeared once.
>>737257
Right...
No.737259
File: 1454827884565.png (276.6 KB, 682x636, 341:318, papyrus___undertale_by_kad….png)
>>737257
THERE IS NO BONE IN MY PANTS... WELL, MAYBE MY LEGS, BUT THAT'S IT!
>>737258
AH PERFECT! THAT MUST BE HIM!
No.737260
>>737258
So if you're like an angel...that's pretty cool.
>"Angels aren't cool, bunghole. Demons are the cool ones."
Angels can be cool too, asswipe! Just not that Saint Peter guy.
Hehehehehe he sucked.
>>737259
>[obscene laughter]
No.737261
>>737259
It was over half a year ago.
>>737260
Demons are most certainly not cool.
>
What happened with Saint Peter?
No.737262
>>737260
WHAT IS SO FUNNY?!
>>737261
BLAST! HE COULD BE FAR AWAY NOW, NO MATTER, THANK YOU KIND SIR FOR THE INFO!
No.737263
>>737261
>"You're just jealous, dude."
He like said heaven couldn't give you like laser eyes and stuff. I was there!
>>737262
>"You don't have a wiener."
Heheheheh yeah, no wiener.
No.737264
>>737262
I hope you find him.
>>737263
It can't. Not to humans at least. In Heaven, your body is returned to its prime. If you were old, you'd be young. That's about it.
No.737265
>>737263
WHAT?! WHY WOULD I HAVE A HOT DOG WIENER?!
>>737264
I DO TOO, AND WHEN I DO, I WILL COOK THE BEST SPAGHETTI DINNER EVER!
No.737266
>>737264
>"Wow. Heaven sucks."
Seriously.
>>737265
We mean like uhhhh...
>"A uhhhhhh...a thingie."
Yeah, a thingie.
No.737267
>>737265
That's very nice of you, Papyrus. Your brother should be more appreciative.
>>737266
And in Hell you can suffer eternally.
No.737268
File: 1454828707336.png (153.54 KB, 800x591, 800:591, undertale___date_with_papy….png)
>>737266
...YOU TWO ARE QUITE WEIRD!
>>737267
WELL, HE REALLY IS, BUT HE'S A BIT LAZY AT TIMES!
No.737269
>>737267
>"Cool! I'll be able to see Beavis suffer eternally."
That's not cool, Butthead! You'll be there too!
>"No I won't. I'm like...a good Samaritan...whatever that means."
>>737268
We're like...all different in our own way. Special and unique.
Yeah heheheheheheh.
>"That sucked uhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh."
No.737270
>>737268
With good reason, I suppose.
>>737269
It's not a moon pool. You'd only see him if you're there with him.
No.737271
>>737269
HMM, MAYBE YOU TWO COULD HELP FIND MY BROTHER!
>>737270
POSSIBLY, STILL, I LOVE HIM VERY MUCH, AND NOTHING WILL CHANGE THAT!
No.737272
>>737270
There's a pool on the moon?!
>"No there isn't, dumbass! Water can't like...be on the moon."
You've never been on the moon, how would you know?!
>"I fell asleep watching the History channel. I'd like...know."
>>737271
>"Uhhhh no."
Well I don't know Butthead. It's kind of like finding our dads.
>"We don't care about our dads, buttwipe!"
Ohhhhh yeeeaaaah.
No.737273
File: 1454829259677.gif (884.04 KB, 500x282, 250:141, I don't even know this guy.gif)
>>737271
That's why you're a very good person.
>>737272
Children...
No.737274
>>737272
WHAT IF I PAYED YOU TWO BOYS?!
>>737273
THAT IS QUITE NICE OF YOU TO SAY SIR!
No.737275
File: 1454829401056.jpg (125.65 KB, 400x263, 400:263, How the fuck did that happ….jpg)
>>737273
>"We're like...not children, though."
We're old and cool.
>"Not you, dude."
>>737274
>"How much?"
Maybe we can like...pay to score with the money, Butthead!
>"Beavis that's like the best idea you've ever had."
No.737276
>>737274
It's true enough.
>>737275
I wouldn't say that...
No.737277
File: 1454829638427.png (3.95 MB, 2592x3000, 108:125, papyrus_done_by_reinfriman….png)
>>737275
5G SHOULD COVER IT!
>>737276
SAY, DO YOU MIND TELLING ME YOUR NAME, SO I KNOW WHAT TO CALL YOU NEXT TIME I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS SEES YOU?
No.737278
>>737276
>"Did anybody ask you?"
>>737277
Butthead, I don't think we have any used for Gs.
>SMACK
AGHGHGH
>"He isn't talking about letters, dillweed!"
Ohhhhh.
No.737279
>>737277
I am Castiel, angel of the Lord.
>>737278
How rude.
No.737280
>>737278
YES, 5 GOLD WILL BE GIVEN IF YOU FIND MY BROTHER!
>>737279
A PLEASURE TO MEET YOU, CASTIEL!
No.737281
>>737279
>"I can't help it if you suck, dude."
>>737280
Yes! Yesssss!
>"We're in, dude."
No.737282
>>737280
You may want to look away.
>>737281
>
Would you care to repeat that?
No.737283
>>737282
>>737281
>Looks away
>Wonders if this place has some spaghetti,,,
No.737284
>>737282
>Butthead walks behind Beavis
>"Uhhh, yeah."
What are you doing, buttwipe?!
>"I'm like...using you as a shield, Beavis."
Shields suck, though.
>"Hence why you're my shield uhuhuhuhuhuh."
>>737283
So how're going to find his brother?
>"Uhhhh...I don't know. Maybe in a ditch. Or buried. Skeletons like graves."
Ohhhh yeah.
No.737285
>>737283
It doesn't.
>>737284
Sending you boys back home.
>apport, son
>git 'ported
No.737286
>>737285
AWW, HOW DISAPPOINTING!
No.737287
>>737285
But home sucks!
>"This place isn't much better, bunghole."
Yes it is! This place has some good cable! The attic had some cool metal albums!
>"Settle down buttwipe."
I REFUSE TO SETTLE DOWN! WE COULD'VE SCORED HERE! THIS PLACE HAS LOTS OF SLUTS! BUT NOW WE'RE NOT GONNA SCOOOOOOOOOOOOOREEEEEEE--
>Beavis and Butthead have left the building
No.737288
>>737286
Apologies.
>>737287
Those boys...
No.737289
File: 1454830989888.png (3.95 MB, 2592x3000, 108:125, papyrus_done_by_reinfriman….png)
>>737287
>>737288
THEY SEEM QUITE WEIRD INDEED, MAYBE I SHOULDN'T HAVE TRUSTED THEM WITH FINDING MY BROTHER IN HINDSIGHT!
No.737290
>>737289
They can't be counted on for anything.
No.737291
>>737290
OH DEAR, WELL, MAYBE I SHOULD CALL MY FRIEND UNDYNE, SHE WOULD KNOW WHAT TO DO!
>Beep boop boop!
No.737292
>>737291
Undyne... a water spirit?
No.737293
>>737292
NO NO, SHE'S A ROYAL GUARD WHERE I COME FROM! QUITE A TOUGH GIRL TOO!
No.737294
>>737293
Oh. I hope she helps you.
No.737295
File: 1454831663439.png (276.6 KB, 682x636, 341:318, papyrus___undertale_by_kad….png)
>>737294
I DO TOO! S-SHE MIGHT TACKLE ME INTO THE SNOW, BUT I KNOW SHE WILL HELP ME AFTERWARDS!
No.737296
>>737295
You're wearing armor, aren't you? You'll be fine.
No.737297
File: 1454831798478.png (12.85 KB, 611x500, 611:500, tumblr_nuqdglN1G01s5hu3eo1….png)
>>737296
IT STILL KINDA HURTS, BUT YEAH, I WILL!
>Still dialing
No.737299
>Now it's time for Perseus' Persecution Place!
>sing along with me now!
No.737300
>>737299
I don't think I like this song...
No.737301
File: 1454833449693.png (276.6 KB, 682x636, 341:318, papyrus___undertale_by_kad….png)
>>737298
THANK YOU!
>>737299
OH BOY!
No.737302
>>737300
>Ohhhhhhhhhh your monstrous existence has no meeeaniiiing~
Eh?
>>737301
Everybody sing!
No.737303
>>737302
...BUT I DON'T KNOW THE WORDS!
No.737304
>>737301
I take it nobody answered.
>>737302
Another legendary soul brought back.
No.737305
>>737303
That sounds like a problem!
A you problem!
>>737304
Hello.
No.737306
>>737304
SHE MUST BE WATCHING HER BABY CARTOONS AGAIN WITH HER GIRLFREIND!
>>737305
THIS IS NOT A ME PROBLEM!
No.737307
>>737305
I've seen your face before.
>>737306
She? Girlfriend?
No.737308
>>737306
Of course it's not a me problem, it's a you problem!
Stupid skeleton.
>>737307
Are you gonna rat me out?
No.737309
>>737307
OH YES, SHE IS FRIENDS WITH THIS SCIENTIST LADY! THEY USUALLY WATCH BABY CARTOONS CALLED "ANIME", SO SILLY!:
>>737308
HEY, I AM NOT A STUPID SKELETON, HUMAN!
No.737310
>>737308
I'm going to ask you a question: what are you after?
>>737309
That's no human.
No.737311
>>737309
Human?
No, not anymore.
Not ever, really.
>>737310
After?
Isn't that kind of rude to assume about someone?
No.737312
>>737310
>>737311
OH, THAN WHAT ARE YOU THEN?!
No.737313
>>737311
All of you have a motivation to continue existing. I'm asking what yours is.
>>737312
The spirit of a departed hero of the past. That's what he is.
No.737314
>>737312
I'm Perseus, I killed the Gorgons!
They're a lot prettier than I remember, but that's ok.
>>737313
But you just said it.
No.737315
File: 1454834384636.png (276.6 KB, 682x636, 341:318, papyrus___undertale_by_kad….png)
>>737313
OH! A HERO?!
>>737314
OH! A PLEASURE TO MEET YOU, I AM THE GREAT PAPYRUS!
No.737316
>>737314
>processing
>processing
>Jeopardy theme playing in Cas' head
You already claimed the lives of the Gorgons, it's futile to go chasing your own tail like an ouroboros.
>he just called you a snake, Perc
>whatchagonnadoboutit faggot
So that's your motive... but your reason is still hidden.
I won't pry further, but Rider is my friend.
>>737315
Many of the past's heroes have come back to life, in a way.
Maybe you'll meet them.
No.737317
File: 1454834586142.jpg (344.78 KB, 850x681, 850:681, rida but I want to cut her….jpg)
>>737315
You sure talk loud.
I've never met a hero from this generation before!
What are your feats?
>>737316
Eh?
>shakes his head
No, my purpose isn't to rid the world of the snakes again. That's just a little something for me.
>nodnod
No.737318
File: 1454834649930.png (3.95 MB, 2592x3000, 108:125, papyrus_done_by_reinfriman….png)
>>737316
OH, THAT SOUNDS QUITE EXCITING!
>>737317
I AM A ROYAL GUARD!!! WELL... IN TRAINING THAT IS, BUT NETHER THE LESS A GOOD FEAT!
No.737319
>>737317
>scarfing down a Legendary Hero
I can't let you murder someone I care about.
>>737318
All of them are exciting in their own ways.
A hero in training, you'd do well to meet with them and learn what you can.
No.737320
>>737318
But nether isn't the right word you stupid skeleton.
Stupid skeleton~
>>737319
You're one of those new Furies, right?
In my day, they only attacked someone who did the gods wrong. A lot's changed!
>!
A sandwich shaped like a sword...!
No.737321
File: 1454834949489.png (153.54 KB, 800x591, 800:591, undertale___date_with_papy….png)
>>737319
THEN I SHALL DO THAT, IN ORDER TO BECOME THE BEST ROYAL GUARD THERE IS!
>>737320
HOW RUDE!
No.737322
>>737320
>six wings son
You're right. A lot has changed. I am Castiel. Angel of the Lord.
>
it's a very good sandwich.
>>737321
A wise decision, my brittle friend.
No.737323
>>737321
Am I wrong?
>>737322
It's like eating mushrooms and looking at Bellerophon!
>mirin the sammy
Perseus, son of Zeus.
Do they have any shaped like hooks?
No.737324
>>737322
NYA HA HA! WATCH OUT WORLD, THE GREAT PAPYRUS WILL BECOME A ROYAL GUARD!
>>737323
VERY WRONG INDEED!
No.737325
>>737323
>did I just reveal them-
>oh jeez
>wings go inky and then shadowy
Not as far as I'm aware.
>
Don't get the glamburger, it's made of plastic and glue.
>>737324
In due time, of course.
No.737326
>>737324
Why?
Defend yourself.
>>737325
Oh no, I don't really like modern food.
It's funny, right? I'm homesick, and I'm denying him his wish just by doing that.
No.737327
>>737326
BECAUSE... WELL... UH... BECAUSE SHUT UP!
>>737325
YES YES! THIS SHALL BE A GOOD DAY INDEED!
No.737328
>>737326
It took me some time, but I greatly enjoy sandwiches and pies.
>sage nodding
The one who summoned you.
What was his wish? I'm curious.
>>737327
You shouldn't get so riled up: he's teaching you something.
No.737329
>>737327
That's no good, don't you have any pride?
You're a skeleton that can talk, are you just full of hot air?
...like a hot air balloon.
>>737328
His wish?
>
>
>
>oh no
No.737330
File: 1454835973875.jpg (71.57 KB, 540x655, 108:131, 3696564dc70e1d19135875a209….jpg)
>>737328
...I-IS HE?! OH! RIGHT!
>>737329
NOT AT ALL, I AM FILLED WITH DETERMINATION!
No.737331
>>737329
>e m p a t h
I understand.
>>737330
Learn what you can. The past paves the way for the present. The future is on you.
No.737332
>>737330
Like a hot air balloon!
>>737331
>it's too late
HE WAS SO PUUUUUUUUUUUUURE!
No.737333
>>737331
DETERMINATION!
>Totally a hot air balloon
>>737331
RIGHT! MUST LEARN FOR THE FUTURE!
No.737334
>>737332
>cry on an angel
>you get the hugs
>'mere
>>737333
I'm sure your brother will be proud.
No.737335
>>737333
A determined hot air balloon!
>>737334
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
No.737336
>>737334
I KNOW HE WILL, HE ALWAYS WILL BE!
>>737335
CLOSE ENOUGH!
No.737337
>>737335
Dry your tears, Perseus.
>>737336
Mm. If you'll excuse me, I have a Rider to tend to.
No.737338
>>737337
AND I HAVE A BROTHER TO FIND, UNTIL THEN!
>Runs off
No.737339
>Alright. Come on Archer, why are you nervous.
>deep breath
>It's not hard.
No.737340
>>737339
If only you could see your face right now...
No.737341
>>737340
Shut up, you blue bastard. I don't know why I even tried asking you.
No.737342
>>737341
Becaaaauuuuuse...
>leaning on the red man
You're absolutely hopeless when it comes to this kind of thing and you need an expert's advice.
No.737343
File: 1454859290974.jpg (179.78 KB, 939x623, 939:623, laughing_antivenom_by_mats….jpg)
>leaning back in a recliner
Ahahahahahahah.
>
Ahahahahahahahahah
No.737344
File: 1454859524722.png (345.16 KB, 450x563, 450:563, 32849042b733e4cc2d1e1a1c88….png)
>>737343
>sitting nearby
>?
No.737345
>>737344
>
You heard nothing.
No.737346
File: 1454859791867.png (182.45 KB, 563x900, 563:900, 12c73e440fe392e5b9f03d19ad….png)
>>737343
>shoots a glare
>>737342
As much as I hate to say it, you might just be...
>sigh
right.
No.737349
>>737347
Sorry but these ears pick up everything.
>ear twitch
No.737350
>>737346
Of course I am. Chill out, take a breather, I'm gonna head out and catch you after this whole schtick is over.
>cheeses on out
No.737351
File: 1454860358306.png (566.08 KB, 1164x1500, 97:125, 8b525b1eba0e310d6a9df885d5….png)
>>737348
I hope you're not laughing at me.
>>737350
Ugh... I hate having to rely on him of all people.
>sits down
>fidgeting
No.737352
>>737349
Well it'd be a shamed if you...picked anything up, wouldn't it?
Because I don't want to do anything bad...
>>737350
Wait he's leaving?
...shit.
Well Eddie, looks like you let your son down again.
>>737351
I'm not laughing at anybody, man.
No.737353
File: 1454860534841.jpg (216.09 KB, 589x596, 589:596, 46a5919f05834c4b3ea1449630….jpg)
>>737352
This is sounding weirdly ominous... Should I...
>gestures to herself
>gestures to the door
No.737354
File: 1454860590431.png (731.28 KB, 697x770, 697:770, 3fb7cf0ff9a9a756ce2d813bde….png)
>>737352
I'd hope not. What did you want with that blue dog, by the way?
No.737355
>>737353
Maybe you should.
>>737354
I have to inform him that my son doesn't want her seeing Kitana anymore.
>shrugs
Don't know why.
>OR DOES HE
No.737356
File: 1454860873610.jpg (97.09 KB, 800x723, 800:723, ea56e61d730c4f0645c81beb7d….jpg)
>>737355
I'll just... be over here...
>sliiiiiides into the kitchen
No.737357
>>737355
Him, you mean. Is there a reason, though? Although I suppose Lancer isn't the type of man you'd want to see your daughter with, no...
No.737358
File: 1454861137445.jpg (1.19 MB, 1276x642, 638:321, You're really diseased, ma….jpg)
>>737356
Yeah you better.
>>737357
It's not that.
I'm not quite sure why Carnage, my son, doesn't like it too much but I guess he doesn't.
He's like that. And I gotta help him with it so I can be a good dad.
>this seems kinda flimsy
No.737359
>>737358
Does... Lancer actually bother you?
No.737360
>>737359
I hardly know the guy.
Besides, this is going to be beneficial you'll see.
No.737361
File: 1454861545622.png (290.73 KB, 731x837, 731:837, 5ec193b5df5503c1a5b47c72d7….png)
>>737360
>texting on his phone
I suppose it's none of my business but I'll message him all the same.
No.737362
>barges in from a side door
ARCHER YOU BETTER BE PULLING MY FUCKIN' LEG OR I'M KICKING YOUR ASS.
No.737363
>>737361
Like I said, it's beneficial.
Maybe we could even talk about it him and I.
Or wait until Carnage gets here, who knows.
>>737362
...wow.
No.737364
>>737362
That was quick. Didn't you leave through the front door?
>>737363
He's desperate. You can't put the poor dog through this.
No.737365
>>737363
Are you in on this?!
>>737364
Well, I uh... hey, shut the fuck up alright? I'm not desperate.
No.737366
>>737364
Hush! I know what I'm doing.
>>737365
I'm in on it.
But look man, you're a womanizer.
>walks over to the book shelf
You'll be fine. A real Casanova, or...will you?
>pulls out a book
No.737367
>>737365
Whatever you say. I'll be on the roof waiting.
>zips off
No.737368
File: 1454861937587.jpg (415.78 KB, 900x663, 300:221, 5815b2db6ccb34618586e3e7e6….jpg)
>>737366
>...
>wat
What?
>>737367
Pussy!
No.737369
File: 1454862258572.png (155.14 KB, 591x471, 197:157, Winner of some kind of awa….png)
>>737368
While most people associate Casanova with being a lady's man, even he had the one who got away.
I'm sure the details are in this book.
>the book is aptly titled, "101 Short Stories To Remind You of Your Crippling Loneliness"
Ahh yes.
>reading
Interesting.
No.737370
File: 1454862328016.jpg (150.31 KB, 700x657, 700:657, 768c7d68d619706b12c4a0a7e3….jpg)
>>737369
Uh... Do you... Want help?
No.737371
>>737370
Nope.
Also you don't seem too distraught over this. Very passive.
No.737372
>>737371
Well to be honest, it's because I'm not going to listen to you and stop hanging out with Kitana.
No.737373
File: 1454862696608.jpg (228.05 KB, 1023x921, 341:307, 183Anti-Venom-ShesNotAJunk….jpg)
>>737372
Oh yeeeeeaaaah?
>steps in front of him
>goes into Hulk mode
You suuuuuuure?
No.737374
>>737373
About as sure as you are big.
No.737375
File: 1454862890364.jpg (168.84 KB, 816x979, 816:979, anti_venom_by_aerlixir-d49….jpg)
>>737374
>squint
>morphs back to normal
Then our work here is done.
No.737376
There sure are a lot of them.
No.737377
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>>737375
"Our work"? You still gotta tell me what the hell this is about.
>>737376
"Them"? Are you in on this?
No.737378
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>>737376
A lotta what?
>>737377
Boy you sure are dim.
It was all a test set up by the boy and I.
No.737379
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>>737378
Eeeeh? Come on you can't play a trick on me and call me dim, that's just downright unfair, buddy. So do I pass or what?
No.737380
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>>737379
Well you better get used to it! Bahahahahah!
And you sure did! I thought you would've just been like, "Eh, whatever."
Then just waaaaalk away. But you seemed actually mad...and desperate.
No.737381
>"I don't actually have to do this, do I?"
You're the one that lost the bet, T'Challa.
>"It's degrading."
That's the point. What, is the king of Wakanda not a man of his word?
>"...I'm beginning to see why people dislike you."
No.737383
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>>737380
>squint
>squint
Callin' me desperate? Now I wanna walk away just to spite you.
>>737382
Never mind, you seem innocent enough.
No.737384
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>>737381
>peeking out from the kitchen
No.737385
>>737381
Guys I think you're just seeing things too...black and white.
>>737382
Ghosts?!
>>737383
Well if you do that, that's your choice.
Prove me right.
No.737386
>>737384
>
>this moment has been brought to you by Moon Knight being a dick
>>737385
>[LAUGH TRACK]
GOD DAMN IT, IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN!
No.737387
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>>737385
You're really pissing me off here...
>fidgeting
No.737388
>>737383
You're one of them.
>>737385
Spirits.
No.737389
>>737386
>double nyahaha action
No.737390
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>>737388
Yeah, I am. What's it to you?
No.737391
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>>737386
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!
>>737387
...
Actually don't prove me right that'd probably upset the niece.
So calm down, geez. If it makes you feel better she's like more desperate.
Like really.
Really.
>>737388
What's the difference?
They're all ectoplasm to me!
No.737392
>>737390
I was just curious. Seeing familiar faces is rare for angels.
>>737391
Ghosts tend to not have enough of a physical form to manifest or interact with objects and people. Spirits in general do.
>>737386
It's been a long time, Marc.
No.737393
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>>737391
Really?
>>737392
Familiar faces? Angels? This sounds like bad news.
No.737394
>>737386
>"I regret everything."
Good. Then I've done my job.
>cue BP leaping away to go hide his embarrassment
>>737391
Me?! You're the one that made the pun!
>>737392
I'll say. What have you been up to, Cas?
No.737395
>>737392
They can, though!
>>737393
Oh yeah.
Really bothers her sister over it.
>>737394
Well with you two, how could I not?!
No.737396
>>737394
>first reply was meant for >>737389
>don't know how I fucked that one up
No.737397
>>737393
>boigah time
Why?
>om
>>737394
I come where people need me. So I've been away helping people who were broken.
>>737395
The names may be interchangeable but I assure you the differences are clear.
It's all the muddling of language that leads to confusion.
No.737398
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>>737394
They say crossing a black cat is bad luck~
No.737399
>>737394
That poor man, what kind of bet did you make?
>>737398
That was terrible. Don't do it again.
No.737400
>>737395
Ok, you had my curiousity, but now you have my attention.
>>737397
Means you've seen me before and I have no recollection of seeing you.
No.737401
>>737395
Look Eddie, I know Carnage is technically your son, but that doesn't make the dad jokes any more acceptable.
>>737397
Sounds nice of you.
>
If you left, I guess that means I got to a point where I didn't need your help.
>>737398
He'll probably end up doing nothing. Worst-case scenario, I get put on Wakanda's no-fly list.
>>737399
If I beat him in a fight, he'd have to come here and make the Blazin' Saddles reference in front of everyone. If he won, he'd lock me in a cage with an actual black panther for eight hours.
>
I really only won the fight because he was intoxicated.
No.737402
>>737397
Hmmm...so I can't call Ghostbusters.
>>737400
It's the typical girls talking about boys thing, nothing too crazy.
>>737401
I'm not only a dad, I'm a granddad. I'm technically old, I'm allowed to do it.
No.737403
>>737400
I was most definitely in a different vessel at the time. This is my new one, Jimmy.
>
I am Castiel. Angel of the Lord.
>>737401
I'm sorry. Being in more than one place is something I can't do. Omnipresence is something Lucifer has exclusively.
>>737402
Two of them are also dead.
No.737404
>>737399
Can't you appreciate good humour~?
>>737401
Though I suppose your luck couldn't get any worse since you're cursed by being haunted with the Calamity Cat and this plain fox here~
No.737405
>>737402
Then how'd you find out?
>>737403
I'm not Jimmy, I'm Cu Chulainn, disciple of Scathach.
>light bow
What brings an angel down around here?
No.737406
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>>737401
Did you get him drunk or were you already drinking with him?
>>737404
I can, and that definitely wasn't good humour!
No.737407
>>737402
Fair point, but that doesn't mean everyone else has to like it.
>>737403
Don't worry about it. I've been getting by just fine.
>>737404
Wait, that's supposed to be a bad thing?
>grin
Guess I missed the point.
>>737406
...I plead the fifth.
No.737408
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>>737403
...TWO OF THEM?!
I THOUGHT ONLY ONE DIED.
>>737405
They're loud.
I live with 'em, I'd know.
Very very loud. Now do you want more info or not?!
>>737407
You should respect your elders, young man!
No.737409
>>737405
My vessel's name is Jimmy.
>pats himself
I appear where people are in need of guidance. Someone, or someones have lost their way.
>>737407
I'm glad.
No.737410
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>>737406
Maybe it's just a cat thing~
>>737407
Not many would be glad to be cursed by me.
>looks down at herself
Though now that I look like this I suppose it's not a bad thing~
No.737411
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>>737407
That does make me wonder though... I don't think I've seen you drink.
>>737410
You've been using that excuse for decades!
No.737412
>>737408
>whips out a notepad
I'm listening.
>>737409
Well if you've come for me you're a couple weeks late. Archer on the roof's got me so no one really comes to mind.
No.737413
How did I convince my boss to get another day off?
No.737414
No.737415
>>737408
You're not even that much older than me... I think. It's been 54 years since Spider-Man first showed up, and he's only like, 29. I have no clue how time works anymore.
>>737409
If I'm gonna be honest with you, everyone who tries to live the hero life needs some kind of help. We just try to keep it all a secret.
>>737410
Trust me, it's not. And I wouldn't exactly say I'm cursed if my life got better after you showed up.
>>737411
I do... sometimes. I just try not to make it a habit.
No.737416
>>737408
Two. Bill Murray has been dead for a long time. What you see now is a reptilian.
>>737412
...I am late.
>this saddens the angelfu
I have also come to help my friend Medusa feel less uncomfortable.
>>737415
Divine intervention isn't that common.
No.737417
>>737412
Well first of all, she relates to you. Really likes that. As in both of your lives aren't not in the shitter.
Secondly, digs the not being a mortal thing.
Thinks you got a nice ass...
>>737415
>shrugs
I ain't even sure of my age anymore.
Maybe in my 30s or 40s.
>>737416
Nuoh my god!
No.737418
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>>737411
Because it's true. Foxes just can't seem to grasp cat humour. You poor, poor soul~
>>737415
Uh huh, uh huh. Then I looks like I wasn't being a very good calamity cat...
No.737419
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>>737416
So you're the one Rider's been hanging out with. She's like the only one who I haven't seen pop up here at some point or another. Tell her I said hi for me.
>>737417
Aren't... not... in the shitter.
>counting the negatives on his fingers
Ah whatever I'm sure that'll make sense eventually.
>grabs his own butt
I could have told you that.
No.737420
>What happened yesterday...?
>Was that your doing... Saya...?
No.737421
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>>737413
>>737414
AH! AN INVISIBLE GHOST!
>>737415
What I'm really most impressed about is that you keep it hidden from the both of us.
>>737418
No, it's because you're not funny and your jokes are as old as you are.
>blows a raspberry at the nyaa
No.737422
>>737417
So is the President.
>>737419
I believe she is worried she'll be persecuted.
I've met Perseus. She may be correct.
...He is very sad. I am vexed.
>>737420
>brooding
>yes hello i am angel
>how can i you do for
No.737423
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>>737416
Preaching to the choir, Cas.
>smile
If I run into anybody who could use help, I'll let you know.
>>737417
As long as we don't need to belong in a retirement home, right?
>>737418
I wouldn't say that, but it sounds like you've already got an idea in your head, so...
>>737421
Like I told Jason the other day, the only thing I can't keep secret is my identity.
No.737424
>>737419
Oh it'll make sense alright.
Also, she want you to make the first move. That probably should've been the first thing I said.
>>737422
Well I could've told you that.
That's pretty obvious but...I didn't know Bill was one of them.
>>737423
I'm getting there. I mean look at me.
I'm practically turning white.
No.737425
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>>737421
There's hardly a difference in our ages. What makes you funnier?
>>737423
Whatever gave you that idea~
No.737426
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>>737422
Kick Percy's ass. Tell him to stay away. Easy.
>>737424
>note: taken
Man you hear a lot of gossip. I'm kind of scared to see what else you know...
No.737427
>>737422
>Make my sister blonde again
>And give me back my cute nun
No.737428
>>737423
Choir?
>looking around
...I don't see a choir.
>>737424
Trump needs to be elected.
>>737426
Striking one who suffers isn't something I want to do.
I'll find a way. No one has to suffer.
>>737427
>but then Death will get mad at me
>and he's sometimes a grumpy old man
>sometimes a really nice lady
No.737429
>>737420
>brooding
>yer gonna
>get
>G L O M P E D
>hanging off his back
>>737425
Because I'm r-r-r-relevant and in with the kids.
>ahri that sounded stupid
>shut up brain
>>737423
Now that seems like a problem for someone like you.
No.737430
>>737424
Well shit. So am I.
>[LAUGH TRACK]
...Okay, I had that coming.
>>737425
>shrugs
I dunno. I might just be grasping at straws here. I haven't been able to see visions of the future in a long time.
>>737428
>don't laugh, Marc
>he doesn't know any better
It's just an expression, Cas. Basically it means "I already know."
>>737429
Not really. I've got multiple identities, so if one gets compromised, I'd still be alright.
No.737431
>how long was that billboard there?
No.737432
>>737426
Symbiotes have acute hearing!
And really I'm not too sure I should go into much more detail.
You'll figure it out on your oooooown! Good luck with that emotional trainwreck.
>>737428
I don't particularly care anymore.
>>737430
Ahahahhah, even you can't resist it.
No.737433
>>737428
Way I see it is that one Rider's gonna end up dead.
>>737432
Cheers, old man.
>rubbing his chin
This should be a fun ride.
>in more ways than one
>oh me
I should probably check on the other emotional wreck, though.
>leaps off to the roof
No.737434
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>>737429
You know as well as I do how stupid that sounded.
>>737430
I was being sarcastic, kitten~
No.737435
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>>737431
That wasn't there before, was it?
>>737430
Oh so it's like a red herring? You clever devil.
>>737434
>hangs her head in shame
Yeah...
No.737436
>>737431
...So is anyone else seeing the billboard with Osborn's face on it, or am I hallucinating?
>>737432
Guess not. Apparently bad humor's contagious.
>>737434
>blink
...I knew that.
>>737435
Wasn't on purpose. I actually thought I was three different people during my early years. Four if you count Moon Knight himself.
No.737437
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>>737433
I ain't that old!
...damn kids.
>>737436
Why yes it is!
No.737438
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>>737435
>>737436
>sitting on top of the billboard
>looking very relaxed
No.737439
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>>737428
>You wanna know who's also death?
>My sister
>>737429
>!?
>Looks behind
>
Hey, Ahri.
>Scratching behind her ears
No.737440
>>737435
I hope you've learned your lesson.
>>737436
Of cooouuurrsse you did~ You're a clever detective, no~?
>grinning
>then pulls a Cheshire Cat
>there's just a smile floating there
No.737441
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>>737436
Well... As long as you're not that crazy now I guess.
>>737438
Yeah, no that definitely wasn't there before.
>>737439
Hey, I'm not some kind of dog you know?!
>still clearly enjoying it
No.737442
>>737430
Oh.
>>737439
>no, that's Hades Izanami
>pagan deities are worthless
No.737443
>>737437
I kind of see why Carnage hits you with a stool every day.
>>737438
I'm gonna take a shot in the dark here and say he's trying to draw out Spider-Man.
>>737440
Sheesh. You don't have to rub it in like that.
>>737441
>nods
My mental state's been pretty stable lately. Still get the occasional hallucination here and there, but I can deal with that.
>>737442
Don't worry. You'll pick up on all the weird phrases eventually.
No.737444
>>737441
I built it overnight.
>>737443
Nope. I just built it as a reminder that there will NEVER EVER be a better Director of SHIELD than me.
No.737445
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>>737443
>grin fades
>cat appears over his shoulder
Well someone has to keep you on your toes~
No.737446
>>737443
He won't be hitting me today!
But I get that a lot.
No.737447
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>>737443
It's kind of above my pay grade to completely fix someone's mental state, unfortunately.
>>737444
You were a Director of SHIELD?
No.737448
>>737443
I hope so. It feels... inadequate, not knowing.
>>737447
It's also not possible. Khonshu lives in his head.
No.737449
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>>737441
Aren't foxes kinda dogs? Heh, whatever. You still enjoy those.
>>737442
>Is that supposed to make me feel better?
>Because it really doesn't
No.737450
>>737444
I don't know, Osborn. Fury never sent a Thunderbolts team after me.
>>737445
Well, I can't say you aren't perfect for the job.
>smile
>>737447
Don't worry about that. As weird as it sounds... I'm kind of better off crazy.
>>737448
You could always try using the internet. S'how Captain America learned about the modern world after he stopped being a human popsicle.
No.737451
>>737447
The best damn one ever.
>>737450
Hence why he sucks.
You're a public threat and menace.
No.737452
>>737448
Ah... Yeah I forgot about that.
>>737449
>nerd glasses: on
Well it's true that foxes are in the same biological family as dogs, but that doesn't mean we're the same thing you know- I didn't say stop!
>>737450
That sounds exactly like something a crazy person would say. But I guess that's how I've always known you.
>>737451
Would you be insulted if I thought you were lying?
No.737453
>>737449
>not particularly
>rules are rules tho
>gotta do it yourself, not allowed to mess with gods anymore
>>737450
Dean forbade me to use the internet-
>imitating Dean's voice perfectly
>it's a lot like Jay
"of all the porn, Cas."
>>737452
It's okay.
>mild desire to touch ears
>Cas no that's forbiddeneded
No.737454
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>>737450
Of course I am. What kind of wife would I be if-
>!
>!!!
>grump
I've been spending too much that mother...
>low grumble
No.737455
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>>737451
That's funny. Pretty sure I caused a bigger drop in New York's crime rate in a month than the NYPD did all of last year. How am I the bad guy?
>>737452
That's a backhanded compliment if I've ever heard one. Still feels nice to know you'd help if you could.
>>737453
Huh... maybe go to a library?
>>737454
>picks her up off of his shoulder
>hug
I'll just pretend I didn't hear anything.
No.737456
I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS HAVE COME BACK, TO TAKE A BREAK!
No.737457
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>>737453
>currently in use by Ragna
>come back later
>>737455
I'm not good at being a tsundere unfortunately, so don't get used to it.
>>737454
>smugfox
No.737458
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>>737452
Not really.
I mean how could they do something so right?
>>737455
Well it's not like the NYPD is much better.
It's like comparing moldy bread to bread that's practically mold incarnate.
Both need to be thrown out!
No.737459
>>737455
They don't like it when I eat and read.
>>737456
Very cool.
>>737457
>tfw
No.737460
>>737455
>I am one with the grump
You better have...
>>737457
Same goes to you too, fox.
No.737461
>>737453
>Well, thanks for all the nothing then
>>737452
Pfft, thanks for proving my point.
>pulls her to his front
>Now on edgeedge's lap
>scratch scratch scratch
brb
No.737462
>>737459
INDEED, AND I HAVE FOUND SPAGHETTI, NYA HA HA, TODAY IS A GOOD DAY INDEED!
No.737463
>>737458
I dunno about you but "right" isn't a word I'd use...
>>737460
I gotcha, I gotcha~
>grinning
>>737461
Whoa!
>sitting in the lap
>blinkblink
>i wasn't prepared for this
>flushed red
>>737462
Nyahaha!
No.737464
>>737462
I found toothpaste.
>
No.737465
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>>737463
WHAT'S THIS, ANOTHER ONE WHO SHARES MY LAUGH?! NYA HA HA!
>>737464
NYOHO! PERFECT FOR CLEANING!
No.737466
>>737462
Nyahahaha!
>>737463
I've made a terrible mistake...
No.737467
>>737463
I'm so sorry...
Your horrible opinions...they're terminal.
No.737468
>>737457
Don't worry, I wasn't planning to.
>we're all smug here
>>737458
You do know pretty much everyone on the planet considers the Green Goblin to be a bigger threat than Moon Knight, right? They'd be more concerned with throwing you out.
>>737459
Jeez. It's almost like they don't want you to learn.
>>737460
>careful
>too much salt's bad for your health
Never happened.
>scratches her ears a little
Try to calm down, though. You might like seeing me upset, but it doesn't work the other way around.
No.737469
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>>737465
I didn't think anyone else laughed like this! Nyahaha~
>>737467
>that fucking face
Please don't look at me like that...
>>737468
I really should have recorded sis saying that.
No.737470
>>737465
Yes. It also tastes minty.
>>737468
The library has rules.
No.737471
>>737468
That's exactly what they thought before they instated me into their politics.
The unenlightened masses cannot make the judgement call. It's why voting never really works in the end. They don't know what they want.
It's why people like me exist, to whip them into shape.
>>737469
>
No.737472
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>>737466
ANOTHER ONE! SAY... YOU WOULDN'T HAPPEN TO BE RELATED TO METTATON'S BURGER FRIEND, ARE YOU?
>>737469
QUITE A FUN LAUGH, NO? NYA HA HA HA!
>>737470
HOW DO THEY GET THAT TASTE IN?!
No.737473
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>>737468
>ear twitch
I really need to be more careful, I think.
>looking more embarrassed than grumpy
>>737472
>?
Who?
No.737474
>>737469
That's a little harsh, don't you think?
>>737470
There's another saying humans have come up with you should probably know about: "Rules are meant to be broken."
>>737471
No, people like you exist to cause trouble. You get away with it because people've forgotten how to think for themselves.
>>737473
Probably. Still... that was nice to hear, even if you didn't mean to say it.
No.737475
File: 1454871578514.jpg (245.72 KB, 700x662, 350:331, 8aadc24d6eb8d7364325b37044….jpg)
>>737471
I need an adult...
>>737472
Way more fun than the usual! Nyahaha!
>>737474
We all have to laugh at ourselves at one point, don't we? Mum'll get a good kick out of it too, since her point's finally gone through.
No.737476
File: 1454871659698.jpg (111.56 KB, 474x690, 79:115, tumblr_nf5g184vel1qhpx4lo1….jpg)
>>737474
Exactly.
People need to be reminded that people like me exist!
They never do learn, though...do they?
>>737475
>
No.737477
>>737472
...I don't know.
>>737474
Oh...
No.737478
File: 1454871797411.jpg (721.99 KB, 1426x1051, 1426:1051, 4a5fb8713982edb6c76008eb50….jpg)
>>737474
Don't rub it in, damn you. Lowering myself to such a state. Hmph!
>>737475
I'll destroy that precious phone of yours.
No.737479
>>737473
I THINK HIS NAME IS BURGERPANTS! HE'S A CAT, USUALLY LIKES TO BROOD?
>>737475
QUITE SO! NYA HA HA HA! SAY, YOU WOULD LIKE SOME SPAGHETTI?!
>>737477
A MYSTERY TO SOLVE!
No.737480
>>737476
Wah!
>covers her eyes with her tails
>>737478
Ok, fine I won't record anything, jeez.
>>737479
I would adore some right now.
No.737481
>It puts the water on its skin, or else it gets the hose again.
>...I'm sort of creepy, aren't I.
No.737482
>>737463
>scratch scratch scratch
Wait... Are you blushing? Ha, now how's that for a change?
No.737483
>>737479
It'd be good training for you.
>>737481
>
>
>
>oh no
No.737484
File: 1454872179588.jpg (117.91 KB, 593x900, 593:900, AND I'M FREE, FREE FALLIN'.jpg)
>>737475
Point?
>shakes his head
Never mind. I'd keep this a secret, but that's just me.
>>737476
Guess not. It's a shame the wall-crawler didn't drop the "friendly neighborhood" shtick and kill you before you became immortal.
>>737477
>shrug
'Long as you don't get caught, you should be fine.
>Moonman no you're being a bad influence.
>>737478
I wouldn't say you've lowered yourself at all. But if it bugs you that much, I'll shut up.
>>737481
>my crazy person senses are tingling
No.737485
>>737483
>hello, you've reached your local homicidal Bowie
>what can we do you for
>>737484
>'scuse me while I [M E N A C E]
No.737486
File: 1454872350281.png (323.36 KB, 811x636, 811:636, af70851d97d7c89f78c90e8d30….png)
>>737479
None that go by such a ridiculous name.
>>737480
I'm glad we can come to an understanding~
>>737484
No, no, I simply- ugh, never mind. This clumsiness is unbecoming.
>getting more an more embarrassed
>wriggles out
A good hunt ought to straighten this out.
>quickly leaps away
>a blur of white tinged with red
No.737487
>>737480
>oh god
>>737484
Ohoho yes, the Goblin serum has so many benefits.
He's certainly tried...oh has he ever tried since, though.
No.737488
>>737480
PERFECT! I SHALL BEGIN THEN!
>Gets out a pot and starts to make some spaghetti!
>>737483
NYA HA! A QUEST THEN! PERFECT!
>>737486
HMM, I THOUGHT SO! NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT, HE WAS MORE CAT LIKE IN APPEARANCE!
No.737489
>>737484
It's acceptable then?
>reaches into his trenchcoat
>steaming pie get
>>737485
>could you not be a homicidal Bowie
>>737488
Yes, a quest.
No.737490
>>737482
You can't just put me in a position like this and expect me to brush it off like it's nothing!
>>737484
Ok fine, fine. You get to see the secret squishy side of the cat all to yourself.
>>737487
>desperately trying not to make eye contact
>[SWEAT]
>>737488
Can I get some Bolognese to go?
No.737491
Whoa whoa, evil? Did somebody say evil?
...Because if Goku asks, I am definitely not that.
No.737492
>>737485
>two can play at this game m8
>
>wait did his pupils just catch on fire
>what the fuck
>>737486
>chuckles
When you feel better, you know where to find me.
>>737487
If he knows you can't die, he's got no reason to hold back. Spidey only pulls his punches with normal people because he'd end up punching their heads clean off if he went all out.
>>737489
Yeah. People might find it a little annoying, but it's not really doing any harm.
>>737490
>grin
I can live with that.
No.737493
>>737490
>don't worry it'll be over NIIIIIIICE
>AND SLOWLY
>>737492
Well looks like he'll just have to try ha--
>slips on a wet spot of the billboard
>falls right into the swamp
No.737494
>>737489
>I just really don't see that happening
>>737492
>UH
>A trick of the light, that's all.
>I don't know how you survived my bomb, but I won't be giving you a second option.
>wiping the water off his face
>with the towel everyone uses for their hands
>Kira no you'll get pinkeye
No.737495
>>737490
Heh, and I didn't even have to touch the tails.
No.737496
>>737492
Then I will break rules as I see fit.
>nod
Sometimes I forget having free will means I get to disobey.
>>737494
>k
>don't mind me just watching INTENSELY
No.737497
File: 1454873006366.png (419.21 KB, 480x678, 80:113, 23b618343ede4e0ed3c3b3a085….png)
>>737492
A rare out of character cat... I'll see if I can't conspire to hunt down that elusive cat.
>>737495
You're getting a little frisky~ Maybe I should get into the mood too~
>
No.737498
File: 1454873009271.png (12.85 KB, 611x500, 611:500, tumblr_nuqdglN1G01s5hu3eo1….png)
>>737489
NYA HA HA! NOW, WHO SHALL I ASK FIRST?!
>>737490
HMM, I DON'T SEE WHY NOT!
>Makes a separate pot for her
No.737499
File: 1454873094121.jpg (621.24 KB, 642x896, 321:448, I came here to laugh at yo….jpg)
>>737493
Did he just...
>
>
>
>Moonman stop you're disrupting the natural order
>>737494
You know those towels are pretty far from being clean, right?
>>737496
I don't blame you. That's a mistake a lot of people make these days.
>>737497
...You sure that's a good idea?
No.737500
>>737496
>yo that's some creepy ass shit my man
>>737499
>
>?
What did you say?
No.737501
>>737498
This is a good opportunity to get to know the people of this settlement.
>>737499
I have... no motivation other than to help those who suffer unjustly.
It blinds me at times.
>meaning most of the time
>>737500
>coming from Mr. Hands that doesn't mean very much
No.737502
>>737497
>uh
Get in the mood how?
No.737503
File: 1454873414031.png (945.59 KB, 800x1129, 800:1129, 90cc90708ccf254d156383d6a6….png)
>>737498
Thank you, kindly knight!
>>737499
Oh it'll be fine, it'll be fine. I can take the heat, it's nothing new.
>>737502
>
Never mind. Just testing the waters is all~
>tails slowly swishing around
>suddenly looking a lot like the cat
No.737504
>>737501
HMM, I GOT IT! A SCIENTIST COULD BE A GOOD STEP IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION!
>>737503
>And he is done
DONE AND DONE! NYA HA HA!
No.737505
>>737500
I don't think anyone's cleaned or replaced those towels in weeks. The Hall of Doom isn't known for it's high sanitation standards.
>>737501
Well, sometimes you'll have to break a few rules to help people in need. It all works out.
>>737503
...Your funeral, I guess.
No.737506
>>737501
>r00d
You there, why are you staring at me.
>>737505
Why would you do that? Just go into a room and tell lies?
>feels his face
>I don't see what he's-
>squish
...
>[screams internally]
No.737507
>>737504
This looks pretty good actually? What's your name, fine hero?
>>737505
Somehow you don't seem to happy with the idea.
No.737508
>>737503
Testing,huh? Makes sense. This isn't the kinda place anyone would like to..."get on the mood".
>...
>stroking one if the tails
No.737509
>>737504
Why a scientist?
>>737505
I understand.
>that's rare
>>737506
I'm trying to understand why you do what you do.
No.737510
>>737507
I AM THE GREAT PAPYRUS! ROYAL GUARD IN TRAINING!
>>737509
BECAUSE THEY ARE SMART! NYA HA HA!
No.737511
File: 1454874125364.jpg (102.49 KB, 786x941, 786:941, He works at night, dressed….jpg)
>>737506
Still think I was lying?
>>737507
It doesn't bother me. She'll be the one who's unhappy.
>>737509
>thumbs up
Glad I could help, Cas.
No.737512
File: 1454874177492.jpg (62.57 KB, 691x960, 691:960, 12342703_10201168434488619….jpg)
>>737508
>shivers
Well, if you say so I guess~
>pulls the tail back
>>737510
Well sir Papyrus, I'm afraid I'll have to enjoy your meal a little later, but thank you very much!
>>737511
I'll leave that part to you~!
>spins on the spot
>voip
No.737513
File: 1454874236848.png (594.43 KB, 450x668, 225:334, tumblr_na8u7aNyEH1rg1s4so3….png)
>>737509
>!!!
>face screwing up
>Why is it so hard, this place...
>[ドんドん]
I just want a quiet life. And I will do anything to keep it such.
>>737511
You must have switched the towels while I wasn't looking!
>No, I was keeping an eye on him the entire time just for something like this.
>Then is it possible that I...made a mistake?
No, it must the work of an enemy Stand
No.737514
>>737510
That's true. I don't see any right now.
>>737511
You know this man?
>>737513
You go too far.
No.737515
>>737512
SUCH A NICE FOX!~
>>737514
THEN I SHALL WAIT! HOW ABOUT I MAKE SOME MORE SPAGHETTI WHILE WE WAIT! NYAH!
No.737516
File: 1454874346522.jpg (323.09 KB, 750x938, 375:469, Moon Knight has a fucking ….jpg)
>>737512
...What did I just get roped into?
>>737513
Pretty sure you're the only one with a Stand in the building right now.
>>737514
Not very well, but he did try to kill me.
No.737517
>>737514
I go exactly as far as I need to.
You wouldn't understand the minute measurements that need to be made about everything. It's very stressful on the stomach-
>
Killer Queen stop, I'm trying to prove a point.
>>737516
That's exactly the kind of thing a Stand user would say!
Bring it out, bring out your Stand. I don't have all day.
My bombs leave nothing behind and you're still here, is it some kind of post-mortem Stand?
No.737518
>>737515
I don't particularly enjoy pastas, but you're welcome to do it anyway.
>>737516
I should thank Khonshu for bringing you back.
>>737517
>distracted by KQ
>
>uh
Have you considered killing people is what attracts people to you?
No.737519
>>737517
I told you, I don't have a Stand.
>>737518
>See, this guy has manners. Unlike SOME people I know...
>sighs internally
...Yeah, maybe you should.
No.737520
>>737518
VERY WELL THEN!
>Stirs the shit out of that pot!
No.737521
>>737518
W-What?
>It's too late, go with it.
That's impossible, I only collect at long enough intervals to not raise suspicion.
Not a drop of blood is left over when I'm through, so how-
>guh
>>737519
>NERVOUS CHEWING
Somehow that's even worse.
No.737522
>>737519
You too.
>>737520
You keep doing that. Avert your eyes.
>>737521
Let me illustrate my point.
>
>using his seraphic powers to revive Kira
How did that feel.
No.737523
>>737522
>Focuses on the pasta!
No.737524
>>737521
Worse for you, maybe. I'm not seeing a problem.
>>737522
...I'll do it, but I won't like it.
No.737525
>>737522
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
...ggkkkt.
>leans over and vomits
>>737524
>THESE PEOPLE ARE CRAZY
...
No.737526
>>737523
...I wonder if that's really edible. That plastic burger has me skeptical.
>>737524
I apologize if I got blood on your suit.
>>737525
Now you understand.
Let me tell you something, Yoshikage Kira: in this world, it's far too easy to do our worst. It's all the more incentive to do our best instead.
You could do so much more than petty murder.
No.737527
>>737526
>Nah it is!
NOW FOR THE SPAGHETTI SAUCE!
No.737528
>>737525
>now you're catching on
Yeah, I didn't have much to say after you blew me up either.
>>737526
>
It happens.
No.737529
>>737526
Petty murder?
>here comes the incomprehension of the insane
I have a condition, that's all.
Why won't they just leave me alone?
>>737528
How...how did you come back.
No.737530
>>737527
You wouldn't happen to know a small human child who never opens their eyes, would you?
>>737528
...That was more than I expected.
>Cas you literally turned Kira into bloodmist
Oh, right.
>>737529
>tfw
You're killing people. It's simple as that.
Stop it, and people will stop coming for you.
Continue at your own risk. You're only hurting yourself.
No.737531
File: 1454876006913.jpg (71.57 KB, 540x655, 108:131, 3696564dc70e1d19135875a209….jpg)
>>737530
AH YES! THE HUMAN CHILD! WHY DO YOU KNOW LITTLE FRISK?!
No.737532
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>>737529
Divine intervention. God came down, cut off one of your fingers, and used it to rebuild my body from the ground up.
>>737530
I didn't realize you could just make people explode like that.
No.737533
File: 1454876324242.jpg (161.14 KB, 492x800, 123:200, 611298c50f7d6c58780365751f….jpg)
>>737530
>but hands
>He's bluffing.
>...Is he? What kind of Stand even was that.
I didn't blow myself up, now did I.
>>737532
>god fucking
You've got to be kidding me.
No.737534
>>737531
I know many people.
>>737532
I can do many things.
>>737533
You want a quiet life, but by killing people, you make people look for you.
No.737535
>>737534
HOW AMAZING! AND HOW IS IT DOING?!
No.737536
>>737533
>birdgod pops up on Moon Knight's shoulder
He's not.
>>737534
Huh. You've got powers and you want to help people. Not that different from a superhero when you think about it.
No.737537
>>737534
>this is crazy it makes me too much sense
You're saying I shouldn't kill people?
But I need my hobby to stay sane.
I need it.
>>737536
>!
I knew it!
No.737538
>>737535
They're with Toriel.
>>737536
Am I a superhero?
>>737537
Do you? You spared that boy's mother.
No.737539
>>737538
AH GOOD! SAFE AND SOUND!
>And he is done!
No.737540
File: 1454877056258.jpg (433.57 KB, 839x1107, 839:1107, That suit must be a bitch ….jpg)
>>737537
>tilts his head
Knew what, exactly?
>>737538
If you want to be, then yeah, I'd say you are.
No.737541
File: 1454877090985.jpg (210.49 KB, 648x909, 72:101, 21b8c37ef0e021204b6109577a….jpg)
>>737538
...
>muttering
Knew that bitch would mess things up eventually...
>>737540
That's a Stand! How dare you lie to me!
No.737542
>>737539
Enjoy your meal.
>>737540
I just want to help. Fancy titles don't suit me.
>>737541
Your assumption is incorrect. I know all about you because I'm an angel. That's what we do.
No.737544
>>737541
I didn't. He's not a Stand. He's a god.
>>737542
At least you're honest. I don't really like calling myself a hero either, but I've stopped seeing a point in trying to correct the people who see me as one.
No.737545
File: 1454877588810.jpg (166.96 KB, 490x691, 490:691, 2780ea8806c89c3effe32f2e3b….jpg)
>>737542
An angel...like that woman?
>frown
Why are you following me around, don't you have better people to harass.
>>737544
>believing: no
I know all about those Egyptian Stands you lot have. Dio had seven in total, but he never mentioned you.
No.737546
>>737543
You're very excitable.
>>737544
That's a good way to go about things. I hope you don't mind if I adopt it.
>>737545
I'm not here for you. But since I'm here I may as well do something.
No.737547
>>737545
Because he's never met me. And because I don't have a Stand.
>>737546
Go ahead. I've borrowed plenty of ideas from other people, myself.
No.737548
>>737546
WELL I HAVE ALWAYS BEEN LIKE THAT, SINCE I WAS A YOUNG SKELETON!
No.737549
>>737546
>thinkgen bout hands
>
>
>
What?
>>737547
The Bow and Arrow!
No.737550
>>737547
Then I will.
>>737548
I'm a little envious.
>>737549
>is this what they call hopelessness
>tempted to pop him like a grape again
>decides against it
Too easy to do our worst.
No.737551
>>737550
NYO HO? AND WHY IS THAT?
No.737552
>>737549
>shakes his head
Didn't get hit by that either.
>>737550
Never would've expected there'd be a day when I'd be the one helping you, I'll say that much.
No.737553
>>737550
>it's maybe appreciated
Then I'll just have to do better.
>>737552
I'll find out your secrets soon enough.
>...
Later, I mean.
>sneaks away
No.737554
>>737551
My experiences with self-confidence aren't... good.
>>737552
I do need assistance from humans, just as I give it to them.
>>737553
That one...
No.737555
File: 1454878496909.png (3.95 MB, 2592x3000, 108:125, papyrus_done_by_reinfriman….png)
>>737554
HMM, MAYBE I CAN HELP YOU WITH THAT!
No.737556
>>737553
>...Y'know, it feels a little weird to not be the craziest guy on the block anymore.
>I could fix that.
>Don't.
>>737554
So even angels aren't perfect. You learn something new every day.
No.737557
>>737555
I can't afford to be prideful.
>>737556
Nothing really is.
No.737558
>>737557
WHAT A PITY. BUT NO MATTER, I WILL DO WHAT I CAN!
No.737559
>>737557
Objectively? No, nothing's perfect. But life wouldn't be as enjoyable if everyone accepted that.
No.737560
>>737558
What do you mean?
>>737559
I know that. It's what makes humans interesting.
No.737561
File: 1454879555747.jpg (71.57 KB, 540x655, 108:131, 3696564dc70e1d19135875a209….jpg)
>>737560
WHAT I MEAN, IS I WANT TO HELP MAKE YOU HAPPY! BUT AFTER MY QUEST OF COURSE!
No.737562
File: 1454879781742.png (357.5 KB, 529x665, 529:665, Every girl's crazy 'bout a….png)
>>737560
>chuckles
We're a weird bunch, aren't we?
No.737563
>>737561
That's very kind of you, Papyrus. You should focus on your task.
>>737562
Incredibly. But it's why I like you so much. Heaven is boring.
No.737564
File: 1454879858990.jpg (125.27 KB, 1280x774, 640:387, tumblr_nvw8nuBysi1tjx5cmo1….jpg)
>>737563
THEN I SHALL, NYA HA HA HA!!
No.737565
>>737563
And yet people still view it as paradise. Nothing makes sense.
No.737566
>>737564
I will speak with you later.
>>737565
You wouldn't know. I can understand that.
Heaven is just eternally reliving your favorite memory.
No.737567
>>737566
So... it's like being in Groundhog Day. Sounds nice and all, but I think I'd prefer to stay on Earth.
No.737568
>>737566
FAIRWELL!
>Takes off to find Sans once more!
No.737570
>>737569
Living forever doesn't sound so bad if my other option is just to live one day over and over. At least this way things will stay interesting.
No.737571
>walks in
>Missing an arm
So whos ready for the weekend?
No.737572
File: 1454881194627.jpg (21.18 KB, 236x283, 236:283, 217a18a4d16cb0c3edbb3acd39….jpg)
No.737573
>>737570
You're right. Not much else out there.
>>737571
It's Sunday.
No.737574
File: 1454881306287.gif (614.93 KB, 500x281, 500:281, tumblr_n7p60uZ2P41qbyka1o1….gif)
>snuff porn
>snuff porn
>interracial snuff porn
Well at least they're keeping it interesting.
>sigh
No.737575
>>737572
Well get ready
>>737573
Last I checked Sunday was still part of the weekend
>>737574
That is messed up
Ooo! Cat video! Click on the cat video!
No.737576
File: 1454881590059.jpg (48.03 KB, 640x663, 640:663, b75f40df05940c37edf75a002b….jpg)
>>737575
W-what is that?!
>Points to the cat video
No.737577
>>737574
>
>
>
Why are they killing that woman?
>>737575
Why would you ask if someone was prepared for something that has already happened?
No.737578
>>737575
I have a limit, and that's where I draw the line.
>clicks on it anyway
>Nyan Cat
...This is a young person thing, isn't it.
>>737577
Because someone will pay for the video rights, at the heart of it.
It's best if you don't look at the face.
No.737579
>>737573
Nice to know I'm not missing out. Good thing too, 'cause I'm happy with where I'm at.
>glances out the window
Probably shouldn't stand around in here all day, though. There's still crime to stop.
>grappling hooks: go
See you later, Cas.
>and awaaaay he goes
No.737580
>>737576
A video of a cat. Cats are internet gold
>>737577
The weekend is a state of mind. Plus, when you set your own hours, you choose your own weekend.
>>737578
>pushes his finger into her lips
Sssssshhhhhhhhhhhh
Let it happen. Just....let it happen.
No.737581
>>737578
...
>Flashbacks
>NO! I-I WON'T RECREATE THAT VIDEO! NO!
...The horror...
>>737580
How degrading
No.737582
>>737578
>
>oh no
>oh no
Oh...
>>737579
There he goes.
>>737580
That doesn't make any sense.
No.737583
>I love going to Dairy Queen
>free ice cream and I always come home with a new outfit
>let's hope they find that temp's body in the freezer
No.737584
File: 1454882141917.png (450.29 KB, 852x436, 213:109, 76014fd55e0d467eb03ed2e97a….png)
>>737580
And they say I smell like bacon.
>
You split my cigar in half, damn it.
>>737581
This is hardly a vacation through the Congo, is it.
>>737582
I told you not to look at the face.
>window's the porn next to the cat video
>moaning and NYANYANYAN
I think I'm going insane.
No.737585
File: 1454882368348.jpg (69.91 KB, 981x653, 981:653, Deadpool-PSA-is-helpful-an….jpg)
>>737581
>throws a ball of yarn at him
>>737582
You don't make any sense
>>737583
DQ delivers?
Delivery Chick! Bring me an ice cream cake!
>>737584
>sniff sniff
I think you smell like gun oil and beets
Who thinks you smell like bacon?
No.737586
>>737583
>Tokes up
You too, huh?
>>737584
...I have nightmares about this every night.
>>737585
Dude, I'm not playing with that!
No.737588
>>737584
You do smell like bacon and smoke. It's pleasant.
>
>entranced by the cat video
>>737583
>that poor cold man
>>737585
I'm sorry.
No.737589
>>737585
The dogs that follow me around.
Dog-people. Werewolves, whatever.
Honestly I think it's more of an au de potato soup, but some people just smell what they want to smell.
>>737586
That would explain why you reek of marijuana, I suppose.
>>737588
>pulls a hand clicker out of her jacket
>click
That makes seven.
No.737590
>>737585
>lightbulb
>pretends to scribble something down
Yes sir, and that will be $9.25~
>>737586
>exaggerated shrug
Woman's got to eat.
>>737588
>oh, he'll live
>...oh wait, no he won't
>:D
No.737591
>>737589
Seven?
>deadly sins?
>>737590
>
No.737592
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>>737586
>dangling one of those little dangly mouse toys in his face
>>737588
You are forgiven. I absolve you of your sin of not being ready to party.
>>737589
I thought it was cause of the road rash you got running down your face
>>737590
>hands her money
Now wheres my cake?
No.737593
>>737589
It helps me deal with these kinds of things.
>>737590
And a cat's gotta survive. So... is your boss also a cold jerk?
>>737592
Cut it out man, I get this kind of shit from my Boss, except worse!
No.737594
>>737591
Everyone's gotta have a hobby.
Between this and bookkeeping, there's not much else to pass the time.
For now.
>video automatically changes
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5JySIRcPFs
>>737592
I don't know where you come from, but where I'm from they don't pave the roads with bacon.
Kind of a taxpayer nightmare.
>>737593
Except that marijuana exacerbates and stimulates the dreaming process.
Wanting attention is one thing but don't be so damn transparent about it.
No.737595
>>737593
>laser pointer on the wall
What is that? What's that on the wall?
>>737594
Sometimes scars smell
>pulls off mask
Or maybe its the mask. But after a few hundred gallons its hard to get the stale blood smells out
No.737596
>>737593
My boss...is a big red hardass. But I love him anyway.
>wow, is that real genuine enotion
>I'd better fix that
I'll take care of your boss for two key. Three if you want all of his assets for yourself.
>shoves a business card into his paws with a morbid smile
Just something to think about~
>>737592
Oh, don't you worry, I'll run riiiiight back to the restaurant to get that cake, sir.
>won't be bringing it back here though
>pockets the money and leaves with a cackle
No.737597
File: 1454883432011.gif (884.04 KB, 500x282, 250:141, I don't even know this guy.gif)
>>737592
I'm not good at partying.
>>737594
>yes
>this is good
>big dumb angel smile
No.737598
File: 1454883445911.png (555.21 KB, 900x695, 180:139, burgerpants_by_cargorabbit….png)
>>737594
...Well fuck, I ain't doing it for the attention. My ma said the exact same thing to me.
>>737595
>Sighs, pawing at it
So degrading...
>>737596
>Reads it, raising a brow
,,,Dude
No.737599
File: 1454883566647.jpg (161.27 KB, 850x963, 850:963, sample-f0688f46116c9c9350b….jpg)
>>737595
Try using lye instead of regular bleach.
Steep it in a bathtub in the middle of a forest and your brights'll be brighter in no time.
Kind of curious why you wear the mask at all.
>>737597
>and something of value was saved
>Petco ad for dog treats pops up
>>737598
I'm not talking about the smoking.
No.737600
>>737596
>check again
>it's 100 Deadpool Fun Bucks
>>737597
Shame.
>>737598
>filming with his phone
Yeah. Yeah. You're gonna be a star.
>>737599
Brand recognition.
And to pick up chicks
No.737601
>>737599
...Damn, you're cold.
>>737600
Dude come on!
No.737602
>>737599
You like dogs?
>>737600
That's what Dean says.
No.737603
>>737600
You think it's working?
>>737601
Tell me something I don't know next time, save us all some hassle.
You freakish genetic experiments are all the same.
Woe is me, it's not my fault. Grow up.
>>737602
More like I have the phenomenon of liking dogs thrust on me.
No.737604
>>737601
>tosses a cucumber
>>737602
Dean is right
>>737603
Yes. Yes I do.
No.737605
File: 1454884063020.png (104.71 KB, 862x926, 431:463, burgerpants_by_boatfever_t….png)
>>737603
>God damn
>I don't have to take this!
>...But I kinda do...
Yes Madam.
>>737604
>Rolls his eye, batting at it
No.737606
>>737603
>burger time
It's nice to have companionship.
>>737604
He usually isn't.
No.737607
>>737604
Valentine's is coming up and frankly I can't commit so early.
Have your consolation prize.
>>
>>737605
>just shakes her head
>>737606
I could get a "companion" for far cheaper at the docks than what these idiots cost me.
The loyalty is a nice added bonus.
No.737608
>tinkering with a PDA
Eureka!
No.737609
>>737605
And im bored now
>>737606
Hmm
>>737607
Really? Man, I've been so caught up in prepping for my movie that I forgot all about it.
No.737610
>>737607
Docks?
>...
>
Pie?
>>737608
Excelsior.
No.737611
>>737609
Oh I know, I've already secured a complete leak.
I don't get it but the kids eat this formulaic comedy shit up and fetches me a pretty enough penny.
>>737610
Docks-
>what
Yes, dear. That is pie.
>gold star sticker goes here
No.737612
>>737610
What? No no, it's a name. Eureka Smith.
She's this bitch that lives two doors under me with like, the biggest titties you ever done saw.
So I planted bugs in her room. Very scientific. Very necessary.
No.737613
>>737611
>distracted by the sticker
>snaps back to attention
I was offering a pie, Dean says it's rude to eat in front of someone and not share and I was going to have a pie.
>>737612
Oh. Mr. Lee pays me to say "excelsior" at you Marvels.
No.737614
>>737611
The youth are our future. Also, they probably shouldn't be seeing my movie. With how hard he hit that R rating, they shouldn't. Parents really should make an effort.
I'd never let Ellie see my movie.
>>737613
I didn't get an Excelsior
No.737615
>>737607
>Considers spitting in her food next time she orders anything
>IF that'll happen
>>737609
Thank god.
No.737616
>>737613
>glances at the porn
>it's moved on to the TMNT limp biscuit
It's certainly not the weirdest thing I've been offered today.
>>737614
I'd be surprised if the business strategy wasn't so obvious.
Iron Man came out in what, 2007? 2008?
Assuming those same 13 year old kids are still watching Marvel movies, they're just making concessions to follow them into adulthood.
Brilliantly evil.
>>737615
>it won't
No.737617
>>737614
Oh yeah.
>ahem
Excelsior.
>>737616
Yes.
>just
>puts it in her hand
It's cherry.
No.737618
>>737613
A Marvel?
You know you look around at all these Marvels.
Well you know what, I'm not a fucking Marvel!
I don't wear blue sweaters, I hate the fucking Civil War. Inhumans smell like shit to me, and I never fuck anyone in my own bloodli-
Oh you said Marvel. I thought you meant Miracle.
No.737619
>>737615
There is no God. At least not a loving one.
>>737616
I just cash the checks
>>737617
Don't you patronize me.
>>737618
Whoa, who made Pym a MAX character?
No.737620
File: 1454885542536.png (555.21 KB, 900x695, 180:139, burgerpants_by_cargorabbit….png)
>>737619
You're telling me...
No.737621
>>737617
For your sake I'm assuming the flavor is just a coincidence.
>uh
>fork from the cleave dimension
>>737619
They let a man with swords into the bank?
No.737622
>>737618
I didn't understand any of those references.
>>737619
It's too late.
>
There is a God. He's just tired of all of us and left.
>>737621
I only have cherry pie. Like the song. Dean likes that song.
>nodnod
>just inhales his, tin and all
No.737623
>>737620
I am telling you.
>>737621
No, but when you pull out a gun that is much, MUCH larger than the guards, they don't really argue much.
>>737622
If God quits being God, then is there still a God?
No.737624
>>737623
So... what are you, a hero or something?
No.737625
>>737619
I've done it, Wilson. I've watched Castle's movie 14 times in a row, synthesizing the raw components and studying them most fastidiously.
The Punisher movie was never bad, it was only our tiny minds that couldn't handle it's greatness!
Also the R-rating is spreading like a virus.
>>737622
Superb!
No.737627
File: 1454885952519.png (340.65 KB, 650x584, 325:292, tumblr_nxv3cw2nGT1qblq2no1….png)
>>737622
>uh
I'm not really one to question preferences if it doesn't pertain to me.
>oh god I can hear it now too
>>737623
By that logic you can probably use anything that's larger than a guard if you can get away with it. Like a hammer, or an inflatable banana.
>pinches her nose
I'm not good at this random stuff.
No.737628
>>737623
He still exists, wherever he went. So yes.
>>737625
Oh...
>>737626
Are you going to implode me again?
>>737627
I hope you like it too.
No.737629
>>737624
Or something.
>>737625
Which one? Warzone? Thom Jane? Ludgren Edition?
>>737627
No, you're not. But its cute that you'd try
No.737630
>>737629
Heh, I think I like you.
No.737631
>>737628
You see what I did there?
I'm going to turn the memes back in on themselves, make sure these kids don't grow up writing in emoticons and worshiping cats.
>>737629
Jane, Ludgren is its own animal and no one cares about War Zone.
No.737632
>>737628
Are you asking to be imploded again?
No.737633
File: 1454886477111.jpg (738.19 KB, 1000x730, 100:73, 2f28e2ffda4b8fb3d18f749228….jpg)
>>737628
It's alright, for a fruit pie.
>Hind hovering outside the window blaring Warrant
Boris.
>No can do, Kapitan. This is by your orders.
>>737629
Any plans for all the royalty money?
No.737634
>>737628
The Thing says he looks like Jack Kirby. That sounds real nice.
>>737630
Thanks um....McDonalds the Cat
>>737631
Jane is really underrated.
>>737633
Jell-O, mexican food, and guns
No.737636
>>737631
That's good.
>>737632
You know the answer to that. I never understood why you bother asking questions.
>>737633
A Hind D? What's a Russian gunship doing here?
>...
It's the only reference I know. My apologies.
No.737637
File: 1454886750580.jpg (360.21 KB, 1349x1127, 1349:1127, hank found a tentacle man.jpg)
>>737634
Speaking of Jane, I have to go stop the new Tarzan movie from being made.
It's coinciding too closely with the Jungle Book, I won't have the money to go see both!
>>737636
Pretty good.
>shrinks away
No.737638
>>737635
You have pants made of burgers? That sounds real unsanitary McDonalds.
>>737637
...Poor Pym. They've already finished filming.
No.737639
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>>737634
I almost regret asking.
Do you still make waste, being a freaky zombie person as you are, because I know a few people who'd want it. Save on plutonium.
>>737636
You mean Kamov chopper. Kasatka. "Killer Whale."
>shrug
You're someone worse than the man with the American shield.
No.737640
>>737639
I'm not a freaky zombie guy. I'm just tough to look at.
My waste is just...waste. You're talking about my poop right?
No.737642
File: 1454887344227.png (379.76 KB, 755x556, 755:556, tumblr_mg5xhfGSUr1qcabtmo1….png)
>>737640
You mean you're not festering away inside that suit?
>grumbling
Yet another rumor from JasonX1988 I can throw out.
>>737641
Good god why do they keep coming to me.
No.737643
File: 1454887424307.png (367.31 KB, 807x379, 807:379, screen-shot-2015-08-03-at-….png)
>>737642
My body is a constant state of dying and regenerating.
No.737644
>>737642
I'm drawn to people who suffer profoundly, if that answers your question.
No.737645
>>737643
Like the economy?
>diseased sounding rim shot
...nngh.
>>737644
I'm going to skip the part where I regret asking and ask what the difference is between suffering profoundly and not.
Because if this is going to be a monologue thing I can just leave.
No.737646
>>737645
I don't like to go on very long. The gist is that I'm here to help.
No.737647
>>737645
I'm a merc living in a world of corporate greed. The economy is just fine for me.
No.737648
>>737646
I really wish you guardian angel types would send a little advance notice.
"Help" includes what, carrying my groceries? Smiting my enemies?
Please.
>>737647
It could use a little boost, the Middle East is starting to act like human beings again and it's going to drive prices down.
No.737649
>>737648
That's why I supplement with Anti-hero work.
No.737650
>>737648
Like post-it notes?
>
You don't sound very convinced.
No.737651
File: 1454888260017.jpg (262.76 KB, 583x860, 583:860, tumblr_mj7ymd3klA1rsjdj8o1….jpg)
>>737649
That seems to be the only flavor these days.
How does one differentiate themselves from other heroes. Write bad Yelp reviews?
>>737650
I didn't want to.
No.737652
>>737651
Okay.
>
You wouldn't happen to know where I can purchase more of those shell things for this, do you?
...I had my own reasons for speaking with you.
No.737653
>>737651
Branding. Thus the mask. Plus I bought a theater, slapped my name on it and let the Avengers hang out there.
Also, without Wolverine, the kids have no badass hero to turn to.
No.737654
>>737652
You're telling me you carry pie around but you're not capable of wishing up a few carts of 12 gauge shot?
I don't need pity, even from angels.
>>737653
Is it true he caught what Radcliffe got and went to theater?
No.737655
>>737654
I ran out of pockets.
>shakes his coat
>cats fall out
They needed help too.
No.737656
>>737655
>
>watching the cats run away
>doge smell
I was never much of a cat person anyway.
>guh
Boris, what do we have for him.
>...Do you want the sarcastic answer or-
Boris.
>We can't spare anyone to send it over, Kapitan.
Then I'll come get it, I have a meeting soon anyway.
I take it you'll do all your predecessors proud and appear out of nowhere when it's most inconvenient. Watch for it.
>strides out
No.737657
>>737656
>...
I still need to learn how to refill this thing.
No.737658
>>737657
Really? You don't know how to refill a beginners gun?
Gimmie.
>takes gun
>loads it way to fast to be informative
There
No.737659
>>737658
>blink
I'm not used to firearms. Which is why I was given this one.
They said it was easy.
No.737660
>>737659
It is easy. Its so easy that children can do it. Though to be fair, I've met a lot of violent children
No.737661
File: 1454890114691.png (254.16 KB, 900x759, 300:253, curing heresy one load of ….png)
>>737660
Oh. ...So how do I do it?
No.737662
>>737661
Like this
>unloads the gun
>dissembles the gun
>cleans the gun
>reassembles the gun
Got it?
No.737663
>>737662
I don't know why Dean didn't show me, that seemed easy enough.
No.737664
>>737663
Maybe he thought you were smart enough to figure it out on your own
No.737665
>>737664
He trusts me... I've failed.
No.737666
>>737665
Sounds like it Wannabe Constantine
No.737667
>>737666
You mean John? He's more like Dean than me.
No.737668
>>737667
Does he know you raided his wardrobe?
No.737669
>>737668
He didn't invent clothing.
No.737670
>>737669
Yeah, but you guys have the exact same look. Though you're doing more of a Keanu thing with the hair
No.737671
>>737670
Your points are hypocritical, considering you're essentially five different pre-existing people's aspects rolled into one.
No.737672
>>737671
Yeah, but the difference between you and I is that I make it look gooooood
No.737673
>>737672
That's from Men in Black.
No.737674
>>737673
Yeah. I know. Its called a pop culture reference.
No.737675
File: 1454894095935.gif (884.04 KB, 500x282, 250:141, I don't even know this guy.gif)
>>737674
That's still popular?
...I'm not so off base then. What a relief.
No.737676
File: 1454894223061.png (347.51 KB, 655x458, 655:458, deadpool-chimichangas-1640….png)
>>737675
Its a date reference. But Nostalgia is all the rage
No.737677
>>737676
And just like that my hopes were dashed. It's strange, fleeting feelings.
No.737678
File: 1454894740630.jpg (12.09 KB, 236x355, 236:355, f9a6569ceb2975585e29eecf16….jpg)
>>737677
You should probably stay off the internet then. Its full of Feels Bro.
No.737679
>>737678
Why is everyone so worried about me going to the internet? Now I have to see for myself.
No.737680
>>737679
Its like Mos Eisley or my shower. Full of Scum and villainy.
No.737681
>>737680
So is the rest of the world. It can't be that bad... wait. I think my brother mentioned sordid "fanfics".
No.737682
>>737681
Oh yes. The Fanfics. I frequently buttfuck Spiderman. Which I suppose is better than getting buttfucked by Spiderman
No.737683
>>737682
I thought the internet was a receptacle for all human knowledge but it just sounds like a physical, tangible form of the subconscious in all its raw unfiltered essence.
...That's horrifying.
No.737684
>>737683
Its both. And its probably the reason aliens want to destroy us so much
No.737685
>>737684
This calls for my serious glasses.
>
There. Now I can safely wade through the internet.
No.737686
>>737685
If you want to internet with me Notstantine, then there is no safety filter. We go NSFW or we don't go at all.
No.737687
>>737686
>takes the glasses off
Then I wasted time putting them on.
...What's "NSFW" mean.
No.737688
>>737687
National Society of Frankfurter Workers
No.737689
>>737687
Not Safe For Work. We talking Dicks and Titties. Dicks Dicks And Titties
No.737690
>>737688
>>737689
I'll have to defer to Deadpool this time.
No.737691
File: 1454896345306.png (501.44 KB, 1437x589, 1437:589, deadpool-movie-screencaps-….png)
>>737690
And Dicks and Tits And Dicks and Tits. Titty Titty Bang Bang I Love You
No.737692
>>737690
You don't believe me?
That's fine, there's so such thing as a frankfurter society anyway.
But there is now.
>snap
No.737693
>>737691
Right... I need to learn more about people. Looking into the subconscious is a smart move.
>>737692
I want to believe you but the last time I did I ended up in Purgatory and you put a dunce cap on my head.
No.737694
>>737693
I don't think you'll find anything useful in my mind.
>Perfect Strangers opening on repeat
No.737695
File: 1454896870142.jpg (78.61 KB, 800x542, 400:271, Lucifer_-_The_Morningstar_….jpg)
>>737693
True, but it was hilarious.
I lost a bet with myself on how long you would mope, you know.
But then I set time back and won anyway.
>waves a dollar
No.737696
>>737694
I meant the internet.
>
What's that song?
>>737695
How do you lose a bet with yourself?
No.737697
>>737696
It's an omniscience thing.
>knocks a bottle of ketchup over
That should make sense soon enough.
No.737698
>>737696
What song? Sing a few bars for me.
No.737699
>>737697
You mean omnipresence. You wouldn't have lost if you were using your omniscience.
>>737698
I'm... not much of a singer.
No.737700
>>737699
If I was using my omnipresence, then I would have stopped myself from taking the bet in the first place.
Or not, you never know.
Unless you're me.
No.737701
>>737699
are you a stranger to love? Do you know the rules?
No.737702
>>737700
You'd need to be in two places at once in order to bet with yourself with stakes, across time, space or otherwise. I learned that when I became a seraph.
>
I was going to use that ketchup...
>>737701
I recognize this meme.
No.737703
>>737702
Meme? I'm asking you some serious questions here
No.737704
File: 1454897486114.jpg (267.79 KB, 900x1666, 450:833, Persona_Lucifer_by_Aede_ch….jpg)
>>737702
And yet there are things still higher than a seraph.
As you were, Castiel.
>WINGS
>knocks salt over on his way out
No.737705
>>737703
Those are lyrics to that Rick Astley song that the strange girl with a cheeseburger shirt and cat beanie was singing.
>>737704
That's bad luck.
No.737706
>>737705
Who the hell is Rick Astley? Sounds like a chump
No.737708
>>737707
So are you a stranger to love? Do you know the rules?
No.737709
>>737708
I don't understand human affection beyond the basic mechanics.
No.737710
>>737709
Basic mechanics being the Doin' It.
No.737712
>>737711
So then you need to learn about the weird butt stuff. I can give you some websites. But they require a credit card for the good stuff.
No.737713
>>737712
I don't really want to know that. I'm looking for insight into the... "people skills."
No.737714
>>737713
If you can talk a guy or girl into weird butt stuff you can understand how they think. I'm not talking just regular old butt stuff. I'm talking about the WEIRD stuff
No.737716
>>737715
>shows him the weird butt stuff
>its...horrifying
DON'T YOU DARE LOOK AWAY! LOOK AT IT! LLLOOOOOK AT ITTTTTT!
No.737718
>>737717
YOUR GOD CANNOT HELP YOU NOW MOSES!
No.737719
>>737718
>
Not even the dead can know peace from this evil.
No.737720
File: 1454899334367.png (367.31 KB, 807x379, 807:379, screen-shot-2015-08-03-at-….png)
>>737719
Not really my thing but it you insist....
>shows him some butt stuff with dead guys
>just when you thought it was safe to stop barfing
No.737721
>>737720
This is what Balalaika watches.
No.737722
>>737721
Really? Cause this is kinda gross and boring
No.737723
>>737722
I don't think I want to internet anymore.
No.737724
>frying up a sick ass burger
>flailing around the table
The ketchup...I had it right here.
Cipher.
No.737725
>>737723
But I haven't even shown you twitter yet! Everyone yelling at each other for having different opinions in only 140 characters at a time!
No.737726
>>737724
>why is my brother such a dick
>
>ketchup bottle full and upright
>>737725
Is it less fornication with corpses?
No.737727
File: 1454899895668.jpg (137.23 KB, 720x303, 240:101, tumblr_o1buperJHQ1snmiwao1….jpg)
>>737726
>finds it
Oh, there it is.
>tastes some
This isn't Heinz! Only Heinz has the brand of tomatoes for a good American burger!
Why would somebody do this?
No.737728
>>737726
Yes, but there is a decided increase in rape threats and general acts of being a moron.
No.737729
>>737727
Picky...
>but boigahs
>I need-a
Try it again.
>form of: Heinz
>>737728
Why are people so terrible on the internet?
...Subconscious. Right.
No.737730
>>737729
Who said that?
...Fletcher Davis, is that you?
No.737731
File: 1454900288505.png (605.61 KB, 1440x591, 480:197, deadpool-movie-screencaps-….png)
>>737729
Oh most assuredly.
Its the most terrible awesome thing ever.
No.737732
>>737730
>quick human name go
My name is Clarence. I'm just a man who loves a good burger.
>>737731
Truly it's something I never could possibly imagine.
No.737733
File: 1454900486529.png (415.61 KB, 500x508, 125:127, tumblr_nzrecipKXY1ulpjkco1….png)
>>737732
Is that a movie? It sounds like a movie.
If you're there, Fletcher, I wanted to ask why I've been making burgers nonstop for the last 48 hours.
I only have one arm, it's starting to hurt.
No.737734
>>737732
The day God quit was probably the day he saw what the internet had become.
>>737733
All of these burgers are overcooked
No.737735
>>737733
Who is Fletcher?
>>737734
At this point I don't doubt that.
No.737736
File: 1454900791040.jpg (573.68 KB, 1280x1816, 160:227, tumblr_o0hdxn1B8E1uw0aq1o1….jpg)
>>737734
That's impossible, I cooked these burgers with my own two hands.
Hand.
One hand and a phantom.
Phantom burger...
>>737735
Fletcher Davis? Creator of the hamburger?
No.737737
>>737736
You cooked them too long
>>737735
Yup. Yup Yup Yup.
No.737738
>>737736
>note: visit Fletcher Davis' heaven
That man is my hero.
>>737737
How terrible... but I have no choice, I must continue.
No.737739
>>737737
Who died and made you king of burgers?
The burger police? Parliament-esan?
>>737738
Which is why I need ketchup to finish this burger!
Maybe then I can stop, just for a little bit.
No.737740
>>737738
Your funeral chumpo
>>737739
Bob McClaskey of the International Burger Registry
No.737741
>>737739
The ketchup is now Heinz.
>minor reality warping woo
>>737740
Oh...
No.737742
File: 1454901636809.jpg (323.93 KB, 1280x901, 1280:901, tumblr_nw7emiodDd1sapj62o1….jpg)
>>737740
Bob McClaskey? He's top brass!
I mean, my burgers aren't the food of any government or state.
>>737741
David Copperfield?
No.737743
>>737741
yup
>>737742
you've gone rogue on the grill Kaz. You left the flat top on and burned motherbase to the ground
No.737744
>>737742
>screw it
My name's Jimmy Novak. I'm not anybody you know.
No.737745
>>737743
I burned Mother Base?
Impossible, all Outer Heaven stoves are hydroelectric, and go through me before greenlight.
But I've been gone for a few days...Say it ain't so, Joe.
>>737744
Oh.
Do you want to join our club?
No.737747
>>737745
It was the Hot Plate Kaz. Its always the Hot Plate
No.737748
>>737746
Do you want to join our club?
>>737747
No! Not the hot plate! The men won't be able to make their own pancakes now, morale will suffer!
What can I do, Ghost of Burgers Past?
No.737750
File: 1454902262842.jpg (69.32 KB, 462x507, 154:169, Deadpool-Official-Image-Dr….jpg)
>>737748
Make Deadpool a key card for Zanzibarland. He heard the complimentary robes are hella sweet. And he needs to get a valentine's day gift for the missus.
No.737751
File: 1454902384430.png (255.38 KB, 570x894, 95:149, tumblr_nzstot1ohB1qedutlo1….png)
>>737749
I can't tell you anything that this can't tell you better.
>holding a fulton
>>737750
Zanzibarland?
Well sure, but after the Incident we don't even use the place anymore, it's been divvied back up by its respective countries.
Oh no, I don't have anything for Cecile yet!
No.737752
>>737751
...That's a parachute.
No.737753
File: 1454902986252.jpg (127.2 KB, 1280x941, 1280:941, tumblr_ny21i6JwdZ1r9yz3do1….jpg)
No.737754
>>737753
I don't understand. Is this a reference?
No.737755
>>737754
Only the best reference you'll ever come across.
G'head, put it on.
No.737756
>>737755
>uh
>puts it on
>fwip
Oh, it's hot air-
>fwip
No.737757
>>737756
That will never get old.
...If only I could see it.
No.737758
>>737757
>
See what? I think I frightened the nice people on the helicopter with walking on air.
No.737759
>>737758
That's not how you do it! Jeez!
No.737760
>>737759
I don't understand.
No.737761
>>737760
Fulton air recovery system is delicate tool only for a master's hands.
Since Boss isn't here, I'll demonstra-
>fwip
No.737762
File: 1454903731792.png (2.42 MB, 1863x1214, 1863:1214, can you see me from up the….png)
No.737763
Oh you can tell by the way I use my walk, I'm a ladies man~.
No.737764
>Jumps in through the window
No.737765
>>737764
Hey, a walking dog treat. What a coincidence!
No.737766
>>737765
DON'T TELL ME THERE IS A DOG FOLLOWING ME AGAIN!
No.737767
File: 1454906242720.jpg (13.23 KB, 236x270, 118:135, 84fbd9c38637a7ea3231d204c6….jpg)
>>737766
Nope. Want one? Trick question, it's chewing time!
No.737768
>>737767
UH OH!
>Cue Tom and Jerry style chase
No.737769
File: 1454906558092.jpg (37.96 KB, 480x579, 160:193, tumblr_npf6e383gK1trhjguo1….jpg)
>>737768
Run, run as fast as you can!
No.737770
>>737769
>Starts to throw bones at it
I JUST WANTED SPAGHETTI!
No.737771
>>737770
>Baskerville's eating Them Bones
Spry for a thing with no muscles.
No.737772
>>737771
IT'S MY FAVORITE THING IN THE WORLD!
No.737773
>>737772
What, getting chewed on? What a masochist.
No.737774
>>737773
NOW THAT IS JUST WRONG!
>Jumps onto the top of the fridge
No.737775
File: 1454907128987.jpg (335.54 KB, 1280x932, 320:233, tumblr_nnqmk5YfVJ1tgaxuro1….jpg)
>>737774
Come now, don't be boring. The dogs are getting testy, eating your "attacks".
No.737776
File: 1454907200585.png (3.95 MB, 2592x3000, 108:125, papyrus_done_by_reinfriman….png)
>>737775
OH! W-WHAT WOULD SANS DO IN THIS SITUATION?!
>Thinks
No.737777
File: 1454907268938.jpg (170.89 KB, 500x706, 250:353, tumblr_nmmdf5uzsH1soy0x2o1….jpg)
>>737776
Oh this'll be good. I'll wait.
No.737778
>>737777
>Thinking... THINKING...
DANG IT! WHERE IS THAT LAZYBONES WHEN YOU NEED HIM?!
>Tries to move to higher ground
No.737779
File: 1454907521012.jpg (54.82 KB, 515x600, 103:120, Alucard.(Hellsing).600.576….jpg)
>>737778
Really. The high ground. Ohhhhh Milkbone you fool! You really have watched Revenge of the Sith too many times.
>here come the hounds
No.737780
>>737779
GAH!
>Jumps for it onto the table
No.737782
No.737783
File: 1454908868474.png (276.6 KB, 682x636, 341:318, papyrus___undertale_by_kad….png)
>>737781
>Grabs onto the ketchup bottle
PLEASE LET THIS WORK!
>Tries to squirt it into his eyes
No.737785
>>737783
AUGH, MY EYES! ...Is what you wanted to hear, right? But I've got eyes for days.
No.737786
File: 1454909088328.jpg (148.65 KB, 557x800, 557:800, 5828ecc95172e7d1c5beadbcbb….jpg)
>>737785
>peeling potatoes
>Walkman out
>"Eyes for days?"
No.737787
>>737785
BLAST!
>>737784
A HA, MAYBE HE COULD HELP!
No.737788
File: 1454909163125.jpg (99.84 KB, 500x667, 500:667, tumblr_mmi6ctyurY1s7emzno1….jpg)
>>737786
Eyes for days.
>>737787
And now... you're dog food.
No.737789
>>737787
Help a grom like you?
Well I guess I could.
>>737788
You there, cease this tomfoolery or Arjuna will be forced to deal with you.
After these delicious noodles.
No.737790
File: 1454909373685.jpg (58.33 KB, 389x520, 389:520, fade874767d8a3f2764eee5976….jpg)
>>737788
Oi, y'think I'll get me own catchphrase too, eh?
>drops another potato on the pile
'Ow come I gotta do 'is again?
No.737791
>>737788
NOT DOG FOOD!
>>737789
THANK GOODNESS!
No.737792
>>737789
Oh man get a load of this guy! You remind me of the Turks.
>>737790
Come up with one, whaddo I look like your mother?
>
Because, you botched the recording of Integra and that hot Russian with your goddamn giggling behind the mirror painting.
>>737791
I'MMA EATCHA, OMNOMNOMNOM!
No.737793
>>737792
>Makes a break for it at the window
No.737794
>>737791
Do not thank me.
>>737792
That's funny. You're funny.
This son of Indra will be making short work of you, then.
No.737795
>>737792
Wh-oi! I ain't ready yet!
>notebook of catchphrases sticking out of his pocket
Yeah well you wouldn't keep th'boom mic!
No.737796
>>737793
Oh, darn.
>>737794
Oh gross you're a currynigger. Do you know the hell you're going to wreak in my digestive tract?
>>737795
I was busy masturbating furiously.
No.737797
>>737796
The purported lies of designated streets are flimsy and probably spread by untouchables and dogs.
My duty as the Blessed Hero will be fulfilled, and then I will return to sit upon my thrown in solitude.
And maybe some of that Netflix stuff.
>Gandiva: get
No.737798
>>737796
Yew were standing right next t'me!
No.737799
>>737797
Ooooh. A bow. Haven't seen one of those in centuries.
Come on then, show me what you got, Karna.
>>737798
Yyyyep.
No.737800
>>737799
>twitch
WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
CAN A BAT DEFEAT A MAN?
>l a s e r s p a c e
No.737801
>>737799
>slinging rocks at Arjuna
Fuck outta England! Fuck outta me!
No.737802
>>737800
>
>>737801
Wrong brown people, Walter. These are the funny ones, not the mudslimes.
No.737803
>>737802
>
I've soiled myself. I, Arjuna, have done the yellow nasty.
No.737804
>>737802
Piss off, this cunt ain't no Wayne Brady.
Now gimme a 'and an' fill up 'is wa'er balloon.
No.737805
>>737803
What? Wet yourself already? How disappointing, what kind of Blessed Hero are you?
You're not even worth shitting out, let alone eating!
>>737804
Ohohoho, you dirty slut.
No.737806
>>737803
>the peanut gallery's going wild
No.737807
>>737805
Oh yeah?
Well...I bet you don't even chew what you eat.
>>737806
>
No.737808
File: 1454911088133.gif (667.89 KB, 500x281, 500:281, tired of these shitty Yank….gif)
>>737805
'Aven't ya 'eard, bossman? Slut shamin's out, they cunts got rights now an' piss.
Bahahahaha!
No.737809
File: 1454911128118.jpg (404.65 KB, 852x1200, 71:100, tumblr_nmj0sbGnWW1qdq5vro1….jpg)
>>737807
>
Wanna find out?
>>737808
Bullshit! I call party foul.
No.737811
>>737809
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>...
You won't have a chance. I, Arjuna, will give you something else to chew on.
>thanks brain
>lightan arrow
>>737810
>I am so gonna kill those guys
>I hope this looks cool
No.737812
>>737809
Oi? House rules says fingertips!
No.737813
>>737811
Okay, boys and girls! It's time for Alucard's existential kid's korner!
>canned "YAAAAAAAAAY~"
>>737812
And the word of the day is "rape." As in "I'm going to rape this little curry eating fuckboy."
Walter! Can you think of another word that starts with "r"?
No.737815
>>737811
Look at this chump, he's like a more uppity version of you. I thought it wasn't possible.
>"And I didn't think it was possible for you to spew shit from you mouth any faster. Looks like we're both learning something new."
No.737817
>>737816
Oi, it's you again.
No.737818
>>737816
Hey that's my eyeliner--
Wait no it isn't.
My mistake.
No.737819
>>737813
There is no room for existentialness in a life rife with possibilities and duty.
>did that even make sense
>yes
>>737814
MASTER WHY ARE WE SHOUTING?
>I mean uh
Hmph.
>COOLLY draws the bow back
It would have been a waste anyway.
>>737815
>these bastards
Yeah well, uh-
One of you has the distinction of supremely lower quality than the other!
No.737821
>>737815
Hold up, you take over, I got something else.
>>737816
Yoohoo.
>>737817
And me too.
No.737822
>>737819
Right! A waste! Let's get outta here before I have to use all my command spells again to revive you.
No.737823
>>737817
Hello there.
>>737818
It's an easy mistake to make, errr...
>Why on Earth would that man need eyeliner?
>...is that a man?
>>737821
Hey there Lancer.
No.737824
File: 1454912041583.gif (197.6 KB, 774x895, 774:895, 0a415608ecd1f0ffd532492789….gif)
>>737819
Yeah whatever, I'm bored now.
>>737820
Super! Now let's get going before Integra chews my dick off for my birthday BJ.
No.737825
File: 1454912111381.png (283.75 KB, 638x626, 319:313, c6496ea666b4a85470c808d611….png)
>>737819
Yeah I know, it's him.
>points at Lancer
>>737821
Yeah, you do it. I can't be bothered.
>fwip'
No.737826
>>737823
No, no I shouldn't have assumed before--
>are those fan blades
>you're never too cybernetic to have PTSD, kids
No.737827
>>737822
It's alright, Master.
I found out the same function can be made possible by spending quartz, so I did some grinding by myself to save you the time.
>on alt accounts too
>MUAHAHAHAHA
>>737824
Obviously you've learned your place at the last second.
I'm glad.
>>737825
Actually-
>there he goes
...That's a win.
No.737828
>>737821
Yo. How's it, bro?
>>737823
'Sup?
No.737829
File: 1454912232322.jpg (89.94 KB, 1191x670, 1191:670, hellsing_blu_ray_young_wal….jpg)
>>737824
Y'gaunny tell 'er y'been 'ypnotisin' her so's she thinks y'birthday's been two weeks in a row?
GO STRINGS GO
No.737830
>>737823
Dolling up for a big date?
>>737828
Seeing you here two days in a row's a rarity.
No.737831
File: 1454912313039.jpg (29.91 KB, 500x282, 250:141, tumblr_nnalhxCMIM1rw4atoo1….jpg)
>>737827
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
>>737829
Oh like hell am I gonna do that. And if you do I'll just hypnotize her into forgetting.
No.737832
>>737826
...sir?
>waves fan in his face
>>737828
Nothing much, how about you?
>>737830
I don't have anybody to go on a date with, I'm just dolling myself up to look decent.
I was a mess before I got here.
No.737833
>>737830
"In a row" ain't quite the phrase I'd use. Been in and out. Can't leave Bazett alone.
>M I S A Y A
>>737832
Eh. I'm jus' nabbin' a drink.
No.737834
>>737827
>where'd he get the Contender
you did what with my quartz
No.737835
>>737831
Less is more, eh?
More somefin' anyways
No.737836
>>737832
>
>shakes his head
Yeah, yeah I'm just gonna...
>slooooowly steps back
No.737837
>>737831
>gkkt
>>737834
>UM
Independent Action A...
No.737838
File: 1454912580955.jpg (269.24 KB, 603x867, 201:289, ae2d6ab67e03481367eee346cb….jpg)
>>737832
>squinting a little
You look...
>no different
good.
>>737833
Is she that dependent on you?
No.737839
>>737833
You liking it?
>>737836
...what a weirdo.
>>737838
You really think so?
Guess I did a good job.
No.737840
>>737838
It's a mutual thing.
I told you 'bout the second war, right?
>shakes his head
Never again.
...The blonde bitch what did it's back. Same old little freak of a girl too. Ain't a goddamn thing I can do either.
Pisses me the fuck off.
>>737839
The drink? S'cheap beer. All I can afford right now. That Russian lady's "paying" me in dog treats, so I need work to support my Master so she doesn't gotta degrade'erself.
>that callgirl outfit though goddamn
No.737841
>>737837
I was saving it for Beowuuuulf! And America's not out yet so I can't grind more.
No.737842
File: 1454913044712.png (73.36 KB, 306x381, 102:127, tumblr_o0etlybLny1ssg673o5….png)
>>737841
A lout like that would only set us back and completely throw off our groove.
What have I told you about team groove, Master.
Besides, there are plenty of Interludes and free quests I will complete with ease.
No.737843
>>737839
>shrugs internally
You been getting in a scuffle or something?
>>737840
It's usually out of most of our control.
>fist balled
Most of us, anyway.
No.737844
>>737842
Have you seen him though? He's awesome!
Guh... guess we'll just grind the hell out of those prism quests and buy as many tickets as we can.
No.737845
>>737840
You get paid in...dog treats?
Wow. I guess cheap stuff is better than no stuff.
>>737843
Noooo I just didn't wake up in "on the right side of the bed" is all.
No.737846
>>737844
He's a Jojo reference, and not even a good one.
>[poses internally]
But Master, we bought out the store's stock last night.
I bet it's all that greedy hand-rubbing Italian's fault.
No.737847
>>737843
I can't lose'er like I did Misaya and Teach. So I'm gonna do whatever I can to prevent that.
That's the promise of a Red Branch Knight.
>>737845
It was a joke but now it's a real thing. They don't taste too bad. Could really use some cash though.
No.737848
>>737846
>[poses externally]
Then it's time for a slamjam! And by that I mean we... use real money.
No.737849
>nobody is taking any pictures
>I don't even see any cameras
>this sucks
Sigh
No.737850
>>737845
That's because you've slept in until near dinner time.
>>737847
>leaning on Bolg Alt
Well then as the head I guess it's my responsibility to make sure you chucklefucks don't get yourselves hurt too bad huh.
No.737851
>>737847
Don't look at me, I don't have any money.
>>737850
I needed my beauty rest, Lancer.
>>737849
>that's...interesting armor
No.737852
>>737848
>pose, you say?
And join the echelons of those people who complain about trivial things like not getting the 5* they want on an alt account?
It's about time, really.
>>737849
Is that some kind of...tiger, ninja, samurai thing?
No.737853
>>737850
Gee, thanks.
>
In case anything happens, visit Baz for me, willya?
>>737851
Wasn't really askin' ya for donations. Hell I only met ya a few days ago! I'm poor and kinda desperate but not that desperate.
No.737854
>>737852
It's about principle! Caving and using money for artificial luck is pig disgusting! A real Master should profit from their own merits, not their wallets!
Gaaaaah!
No.737855
File: 1454913750040.jpg (180.13 KB, 1366x768, 683:384, Screenshot-07-Sky-High-Ori….jpg)
>>737851
>interesting?
>I think you mean cool and marketable
>>737852
I'm a superhero
Go about your day citizen. Maybe take a few selfies and post them online
No.737856
File: 1454913783811.jpg (558.25 KB, 1500x962, 750:481, cdd5d1935d027a1c266ce3c75b….jpg)
>>737849
Whoa, the hell are you?
>>737851
I think you've definitely overdrawn from that account.
>>737853
Don't talk like that you fool.
No.737857
>>737853
You may not have been asking, but I still would have.
>>737855
>interesting implied that
>>737856
You're too kind, really.
I've looked better.
No.737858
>>737854
Master, we are cool.
C-O-O-L.
Coolness is not held back by the method used for its gain. Coolness begins, returns, and is eternal.
>>737855
You look like a large beetle ate a box of crayons.
What right do you have to the title of hero?
No.737859
>>737854
You shouldn't complain you know, good things come to those who wait.
No.737860
>>737856
Don't fuck with me, promise.
>>737857
You're real sweet, K.
No.737861
File: 1454914095193.png (360.56 KB, 550x515, 110:103, Tiger_and_Bunny_Origami_cy….png)
>>737856
I'm a superhero
Weren't you listening when I told the other guy?
>>737857
>sometimes interesting is a polite way to say stupid
>>737858
I have a license, proper certifications and sponsorships.
No.737862
>>737858
But we can be cool-er.
>>737859
>oh god
>OH GOD DID SHE FOLLOW MASHU
>IS MASHU STILL ALIVE?
>KOUHAAAAAAAAAI
R-right, sis.
No.737863
>>737857
Then you definitely have to show me.
>>737860
I'll take care of her should anything happen. On a geis I swear.
>>737861
No, I wasn't. And you are?
No.737864
>>737859
>oh dear Krishna
>>737861
"Sponsorships"?
If you are a real hero then explain what that means, does it have anything to do with your garish outfit?
>>737862
Master, contrary to Owen Wilson films, we cannot be Cool and Coolerer.
No.737865
>>737860
I try to be, Cu.
I've gotta make up for some things.
>>737863
I have to show you me looking better?
That'd be hard to do in such short time.
This'll have to do.
>>737861
>whaaaat?
>I'd never imply that
No.737866
File: 1454914287100.png (568.84 KB, 750x612, 125:102, 706b77fa457e89eedf2a073342….png)
>>737862
Good, good.
>un-Gudakoing
>back to normal
I wouldn't want my dear brother to come across as a desperate Master.
>>737864
Something wrong, Karna?
>sweetly smiling
No.737867
>>737863
You definitely know what that means to me.
>>737865
Really know how to get to a guy, don'tcha? 'f I hadn't met my Master you mighta been in luck.
>wink
No.737868
>>737863
Origami Cyclone
>>737864
I get paid to have company names on my costume. I appear at heroic moments, their names get out there.
And my costume is super cool. You just dont understand cool ninja stuff.
>>737865
>I Dont Know That!
No.737869
File: 1454914595040.png (718.56 KB, 627x885, 209:295, c1c9cfe1e598f9d51c2c05972a….png)
>>737865
>low whistle
You really love that skin tight stuff, eh?
>>737867
I take care of myself, you know?
>>737868
Dude you sound like a sell out
No.737870
>>737866
>barely any visible relief
>sis is fucking terrifying
I got this far without resorting to money. My luck's been great thus far, I just got a little impatient is all.
>>737864
Lies and slander.
No.737871
>>737867
That's a bit of a shame, but I think I'll live.
>>737868
>as hero you should
>also that looks like a robo nipple
>>737869
I'm sure you do too.
But yeah, it feels like I'm wearing nothing at all.
>NOTHING AT ALL
>NOTHING AT ALL
No.737872
>>737866
>maintain composure, Arjuna
>[Arjuna wanted to not go on a rant]
>[but he didn't have enough common sense]
Fool! Comparing me to someone so useless! Useless! Useless! Useless!
>>737868
I'm an expert on cool!
On because I don't know whatever a ninja is, it's obviously not too co-did you say get paid.
>>737870
Of course dear Master how could I be so silly.
>canned laughter
>Indra help
No.737873
>>737869
Damn right I do.
>>737871
Ha! I know a forced compliment when I hear it. Don't stress yourself, K. I can take a letdown.
No.737874
>>737870
Restraint is a good quality to have as a wielder of the FATE system.
>>737872
>he took the bait
>
>
>
Sorry, what did you just call me?
No.737875
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>>737869
It's they only way you get to truly profit from being a NEXT. If you can't perform well on the show, or keep your sponsors happy you get cut. If you get cut, your license gets revoked.
I didn't study mybass off to end up a regular guy.
>>737871
>uh
>uh
>why are you looking at my nipples?
>>737872
Yeah, all the heroes do. At least all the ones I know do.
No.737876
>>737872
It's okay, Arjuna. We're gonna make it out of this together.
>>737874
>AAAA NO SIS NO
Arjuna didn't say anything!
No.737877
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>>737874
>squeak
Please don't break my butt.
>>737875
Interesting
And you're supposed to a good example of one of these heroes?
Because I heard bad things about some NEXT thing.
>>737876
HAHAHAHAHAHA OH MASTER YOU ARE SUCH A CARD
No.737878
>>737871
>holding his nose
>blood leaking through
I-uh-give me uh... One sec.
>runs off
No.737879
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>>737873
Well I didn't mean it like that, but I've got interests lying elsewhere is all.
>>737875
>the better question is why does your armor have them
>>737878
Ooookay?
>Maybe I came off too strong?
No.737881
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>>737877
>I'm always the lowest scoring hero
>but I'm trying
>people still like me better than Wild Tiger
Uh...sure. And NEXTs aren't inherently bad. Sometimes things just go wrong
>>737879
>realism?
>sex appeal?
>why does your outfit have nipples!
No.737882
>>737880
Do you?
Well good, your master is a very lucky person.
>>737881
>but it doesn't!
>unless it's chilly
No.737883
>>737876
You should teach that Servant of yours some discipline.
>THUNDER
>>737877
You'll find I'm a little hard of hearing, you should speak up so I can hear you...
>pimp hand: raised
>and coming down
>"Master, no!"
>held up in a electromagnetic vortex
Aaaaaaah~? What's this now...
>"Run you fools!"
No.737884
>>737882
Speaking of, I gotta go. I was just here to nab drinks.
>spiritmodes away
No.737885
>>737877
RUN ARJUNA RUN
>>737883
>
>I'm sorry what was that
>you're not the only scary one
Leave my Servant out of this.
No.737886
>looking over Super Bowl scores
What a pain in the ass, Carolina couldn't even break 10...
>sigh
Boris, pay them what they deserve.
>Kapitan you can't be serious, we leveraged so much on the Broncos.
Boris. Pay them. What they deserve.
>[rapid guns clicking back action]
>...Da, Kapitan.
No.737888
>>737886
>
You should've checked /sp/.
No.737889
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>>737881
I hear the mastermind behind these NEXTS embezzled money from trusting people!
As a hero, how can you allow that?
>>737883
>OH GOD NO
>wait
You!?
>god damn it but nobody even remembers he exists
...Hmph, I had that under control.
>>737885
Master, my place is right here.
With this naan.
>HEAVE
No.737890
>>737884
Well goodbye, Cu.
>>737887
>I'll excuse you!
No.737891
>>737886
And that is why I bet on the commercials. Who knew all the good ones were already going to have been online before hand? This guy
No.737892
>>737889
Um...we beat him up?
>>737890
>ILL EXXUSE YOUR BOOBS!
>er
>uh
No.737893
>>737888
>yeah nah
Gesundheit.
>>737891
So all in all it's just a waste of time and good bullets.
>But Kapitan, you enjoyed the Puppy Bowl didn't you?
Boris if you know what's good for you, hush.
No.737895
No.737896
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>>737892
>people do that enough as is
No.737897
>>737893
There's always the Puppy Bowl
No.737898
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>>737896
>I'm sorry
>that was very rude of me
>bowing profusely
No.737899
>>737894
What did I do to deserve this.
>>737897
...I bet on it too.
I bet on everything.
No.737900
>>737898
>you should be
That's some set of armor you've got there
No.737901
>>737899
>I'm a burden again
>and there's the frown again
I made opposing bets. You didn't lose any money.
>
It was my friend's idea.
No.737902
>>737901
>wut
Well at least I've kept the profit margin.
>guh
So whaddya want, for me to prostrate myself for my sins? My eternal soul? Be a better person?
That last one is my favorite.
No.737903
>>737902
I want you to stop hating yourself. It doesn't have to be now, or anytime soon. But someday would be nice.
>
You don't need to make any false promises either. I'll just keep coming back.
No.737904
>>737903
My my, getting right to the point, aren't we.
Here's a helpful hint for next time, people don't like to have to remember that free will is all a joke. It's only funny if you can profit from it.
If this has to be a regular thing, then stop eating toothpaste.
No.737905
>>737904
Is that strange? I thought it was edible because it goes in your mouth and is pleasantly minty.
No.737906
>>737905
>you're already dealing with two werewolf men, Balalaika
>don't push yourself
It's also alcohol and gum based, things people don't generally consume.
There are cheaper ways to find a buzz without liquor.
No.737907
>>737906
>blink
I drank a whole liquor store once. But I'll stop consuming toothpaste if it bothers you.
No.737908
>>737907
I'm nobody's mother.
>uh
You know there's a certain 12 step program you might be interested in.
No.737910
>>737909
It goves you a pretty little coin you can make a keychain out of for torturing yourself and a futile sense of personal achievement.
Sometimes they even have cookies or play board games.
No.737911
>>737910
>blink
You're acting as if I'm a small child.
>...
The comparison is fair, my "people skills" are "rusty" as it were.
No.737912
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>>737911
I could call you an emotionally hampered moron if I felt like it, but the irony fuels me.
Don't you have anyone else to be watching?
No.737913
>>737912
You would be too if you spent the past year as a multidimensional wavelength of celestial intent.
>checks his arm
>six different watches with different times on them
>
Currently, no.
No.737914
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>>737913
As the Americans say, that sounds like a personal problem.
If you spend a year in jail, does that eliminate all your memories from before you were thrown in?
>possible torture flashbacks off the starboard bow, cap'n
...
No.737915
You can let me down now, Niki.
>"I told you not to call me that."
I'm fine now, really, see?
>not tiny or big eyed
>"Only if you stop calling me Niki. It's either Nikola or not at all."
>lowers the ginger
Thanks Niki~
>"Ugh."
No.737916
>>737914
It's not quite the same.
>don't think I can't see that
This is why I'm here.
>>737915
Nikola Tesla.
>brightens up a little
It's good to see you.
No.737917
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>>737915
>
>
>
That man has electrical plugs at the end of his hair.
>>737916
Tell me more about this liquor store you drank.
No.737918
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>>737916
Who's that?
>"I'm not quite sure, Master."
>"I'm sorry, but have I met you before?"
No.737919
>>737917
God told me he was tired of everything and didn't care anymore. It broke my faith. So I drank a liquor store.
I got it back.
>>737918
I keep forgetting I have a new vessel.
My name is Castiel. I'm an angel of the Lord.
No.737920
>>737917
>indignant
>"I do not!"
Well...
>"Master!"
>>737919
Ooh an angel. I wonder if I can summon him.
>"Be more polite. Well met, Castiel. I am Nikola Tesla, as I'm sure you know. This lady is my Master, she goes by the name of Gudako."
Hi!
No.737921
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>>737919
>Local Hopeless Woman Loses Last Bit Of Hope She Didn't Even Know She Had
God driving the angels to drink, I can safely say I've heard everything.
But you could have asked any of us little ants down here, it's just another day.
>>737920
I imagine James Cameron's lawyers pack a hefty punch.
>Tesla
Yeah I'm not even surprised anymore.
No.737922
>>737920
They're getting younger...
>>737921
You're not ants. Not to me.
No.737923
>>737921
>"I'm sorry?"
I think she's met other Servants, Niki.
>"Ah, that make se- I told you not to call me that."
>>737922
Younger? I'm only 19! I'm not that old, am I?
>"..."
Am I?
>"..."
No.737924
>>737922
So you're supposed to be the prodigal son that keeps on caring even after daddy's left the building.
>arms folded
>squeeze
>flask pops up from the chest depths
I was never raised to think angels were nice people.
>>737923
Cute.
>swig and flick
No.737925
>>737923
Aren't you small for nineteen?
Then again East Asians don't get very tall...
>>737924
>flask of nectar get
Most of us aren't. Truth be told there's little distinction between angels and demons.
As Dean puts it, "it's like being stuck between a flaming sack of dog crap and a bag of venomous snakes."
>
In this world, it's too easy to do our worst, so I try to do my best in spite of it.
No.737926
>>737924
>"For you to have met others... Do you have one of your own?"
>>737925
>shrinking
I knew I should have gotten heels...
>"Master, you're fine as you are. Any taller and you would fall over."
No.737927
>>737925
Comforting.
Satan dresses like a waiter and every other angel is a prettyboy, who knew.
>eyean the nectar
But then you're still laboring under the assumption that your dogma is the correct one. I have enough headaches as it is without wasting my time figuring out moral rights and wrongs.
>>737926
>is that girl shrinking
>what
Ownership implies accountability, aside from being too conspicuous for the other teenage freaks to make a target out of me.
I rent two.
No.737928
>>737926
>mistakes were made
Um...
>>737927
I don't assume anything. I just do what I know how to. We're all lost and trying to find our way.
No.737929
>>737927
>unfortunately so
>"Renting Servants?"
>>737928
>Nikola Tesla's empty compliments fail to fill you with determination
>
What if I'm short forever... I want to live a pretty rose coloured life, with a charming husband and two beautiful children... I don't want to be Olga-Marie...
>"I think I heard something snap somewhere."
>grabs loligudako by the shoulders
>"Master! You're not short! Just fun sized! You're definitely a good height for headpats."
No.737930
>>737928
Projection.
In case you haven't noticed from the proliferation of nonsensical things like porn, we've figured out how to live without God rather nicely. For more than 2000 years even.
Be a Good Samaritan if you want, but don't lump me with you.
>>737929
>soz fam superior ruskie genes here
I had one myself, but then I up and died. Bit of a bummer, that.
So I decided to distance myself from it all, yet those two blue guys drifted right back.
I throw dog treats at them.
No.737931
>>737929
How did you shrink?
>>737930
Pornography existed before Sodom fell. Try again.
>
That's good. Father's not coming back. It's just you and what's left of us now.
No.737932
>>737930
Oh yeah, dog treats are a great way to keep Servants around!
>"It's not quite the same, Master..."
>>737931
>the proposition of headpats fill you with determination
>pop
>back to normal
It's because my magic circuits are really strong but really unstable.
No.737933
>>737931
Do you honestly think the internet is for communication or even cat videos.
>ssssip
Don't I feel special.
>>737932
>
>>
Knock yourself out, kid.
No.737934
>>737932
I'm unfamiliar with the particulars now that times have changed, these rituals aren't sex-based anymore, are they?
>>737933
I processed as much of the internet as I could in one sitting.
>that being most of it
I preferred the cat videos.
No.737935
>>737933
>nabs it out of the air
This'll be a great treat for Tamamo and Mashu!
>"For those who are about to die, I salute you."
>>737934
They're kinda old fashioned but the most effective method of mana transfer. My magic circuits are just faulty so my actual body kind of pays the price, as you saw. But outside of that there's no real negative effects.
>"Except for the mental ones."
No real negative effects.
No.737936
>>737934
Life's not a barrel of cat videos.
>...
I'm tired, sue me.
>>737935
I don't think they actually eat them, but seeing the looks on their faces is rewarding enough.
>what happened to Assassin
>hmm
No.737937
>>737935
>[concern]
Mental imblalance?
>>737936
Nobody knows that better than me.
>swig'o'godjuice
No.737938
>>737936
>with Herc and Lancelot
>I am so uncomfortable right now but I'm terrified to move
No.737939
>>737936
>nodding enthusiastically
I know how you feel, lady!
>"No you don't. What you do is completely different."
>>737937
Just stress relief, don't worry!
>"From you onto me."
No.737940
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>>737937
That looks far tinier than an entire liquor store.
Giving the juice up for Lent?
>>737938
>he's probably fine
>>737939
Uh huh.
>come on get drunk already
I take it you're one of the more successful of these idiots running around with their superpowered friends.
You'd think the concept would have died with what's it...Pokemon.
No.737941
>>737939
I hope it isn't too damaging. To yourself and those around you.
>>737940
It's also immeasurably more potent.
>cheeks already red
No.737942
>>737940
Yeah, but I don't fight other Masters, unfortunately.
>"Unfortunately?"
>>737941
It's okay because-
>yaaawwnn
Niki here takes care of me.
>"Come on now Master, we've got an appointment with Dr. Roman tomorrow morning."
Alright then. See you Castiel!
>walks off with Tesla
No.737943
>>737941
Feeling generous?
>>737942
Now that's almost a relief.
>I don't have to put a bullet in her head
No.737944
>>737942
Whata dangerous one.
>>737943
>produces a shot glass
>and shrinks it
If it kills you, at least the five second rule will let you slip past Death unnoticed.
No.737945
>>737944
From what I've heard, it's not that big of a deal anyway. Do it once, you've done it a thousand times.
>glass in hand
Just like riding a bike.
>sippan
No.737946
>>737945
>goddo juice
I never rode a bike.
>either too innocent or drunk to tell the phrase apart
No.737947
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>>737946
>oh god I think I'm dying
>
>
>
>snaps forward
Mulligan...
No.737948
>>737947
Gilligan?
>wait
>oh crap she's human
>snaps his finger
>git liver cleansing
No.737949
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>>737948
>coughing
...That's enough excitement for one night.
>ulp
Maybe two.
No.737950
>>737949
>tucks his flask away
They say ambrosia improves longevity.
>
My vessel requires sleep. I hope to see you again.
No.737951
>>737950
And here I was about to try holistics like an idiot.
>waves off
Don't wait up, sounds like you'll know where I'll be.
>looks down
>scars a shade lighter
...Hmm.
No.737953
>>737952
Mm.
>slumps over on a couch
>smoke 'em if you got 'em