No.737955
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I actually slept on the floor.
...Worrying.
No.737956
>duct taped to the ceiling
zzzz
No.737957
>>737956
Carnage has been busy.
No.737958
>>737957
>wakes up
Kudos to him. I don't even remember falling asleep. Hope nobody gave me a hot Cosby
No.737959
>>737958
Trust me you couldn't pay anyone enough to give you a Cosby.
No.737960
>>737959
>cutting self loose
What about my wife? Shiklah has some urges that sometimes require a limp body
No.737961
File: 1454956534664.png (698.75 KB, 781x993, 781:993, hands stuck in pockets sen….png)
>>737960
That's not paying.
>
You can't tell 'cause this is a helmet but I'm grinning like an idiot right now.
No.737962
>>737961
Oh trust me I'm paying.
No.737963
>>737962
You gotta bribe your wife for some hanky panky?
No.737964
>>737963
Well I do leave her alone for long periods of time.
Plus demons aren't really monogomus. And it isn't bribe with money, its with things I'd normally say no to.
No.737965
File: 1454957083649.jpg (427.23 KB, 1000x514, 500:257, remember that time Jason w….jpg)
>>737964
That just reminds me of an unspeakable time.
Bludhaven is fucked up, man.
No.737966
>>737965
Well you try rebuilding your city after Chemo gets dropped on it
Radiation messes with the brains man. Just look at Japanese game shows
No.737967
>>737966
Pretty sure it's from before the place got all green and glowy. Then again my memory's screwed and I have like four different timelines going on or some shit.
>
Least nobody really knows what happened, that'll be a toughie to explain.
No.737968
>>737967
I hear that. I got all may various versions jumbling around in here.
Thank god we retconned that second half internal voice as Madcap and ripped him out
No.737969
>>737968
You see that new Dracula? There's like four now.
No.737970
>>737969
Aside from the Marvel Dracula, who's only known here because I name drop him, and my bestie Alucard?
No.737971
>>737970
Yeah there're two more. Stuffy stabby one with a bunch of spears and some white haired prettyboy.
Why the fuck are they so pretty? It's weird.
No.737972
>>737971
Marvel's Dracula has white hair. Is it in a big ninties style ponytail? Like Omega Reds.
No.737973
>>737972
Medium length straight. No tail.
No.737974
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>>737973
There are too many Dracula's. They need to do a Hunger Games.
And not the cancery type of Hunger Games. The cancer belongs in the trash.
No.737975
>>737974
It's too late for that, they're tainted. Then we'll summon the freaks from that lame dimension again.
No.737976
>>737975
Then I suppose all Draculas must DIE
No.737978
>>737977
WHO THE HELL IS DREADPOOL!?
YOU BEEN TALKING TO OTHER MERCS WITH POOL IN THEIR NAME?!
HMMM HMMM?!
>walks to window
>stares out it
Now suddenly Adele makes sense to me.
No.737980
>>737979
...do....do they make you happy?
No.737982
>>737981
Dreadpool. Does Dreadpool make you happy when you're with them?!
No.737983
>>737982
The guy's an omnicidal maniac. Par for the course. So... no. I hate that freak.
No.737984
>>737983
Good. Cause I'll burn this whole board to the ground before I get replaced.
Again.
No.737985
>>737984
Deadpool jealous?
>
Also all your replacements thus far sucked.
No.737986
>>737985
I blame it on some poor choices I made letting people dress like me in exchange for money.
No.737987
>>737986
Seriously. One was all screaming about breakfast waving around a bacon sword and the other just did inane TV gags.
No.737988
File: 1454960542694.jpg (69.32 KB, 462x507, 154:169, Deadpool-Official-Image-Dr….jpg)
>>737987
So a bacon sword is not cool....good...to...
>crosses bacon sword off list of new weapons
Know
No.737989
>>737988
Good to eat? Hell yeah it is. Other than that, it better just be a prank, bro.
No.737992
>>737989
What if I'm fighting an impenetrable man who's allergic to pork products?
No.737993
>>737992
Quicker to chuck hotdogs down his throat like uh, what was it, Mario 2?
The frog dude at the end's allergic to veggies so you chuck'em at'im.
No.737995
File: 1454963371208.jpg (92.38 KB, 736x402, 368:201, 1c00119817fa4a7cf9cf9a242b….jpg)
>>737994
>
Oh hey, a skeleton.
No.737996
File: 1454963404734.jpg (71.57 KB, 540x655, 108:131, 3696564dc70e1d19135875a209….jpg)
>>737995
ANOTHER HUMAN CHILD!
No.737997
>>737993
Thats a video game Todd. This is real life
No.737998
>>737996
A talking skeleton! You're not all freaky deaky evil are you? 'Cause then I'm gonna have to mash your taters.
No.737999
>>737997
First, don't call me Todd. Second...
>
No.738000
>>737998
WHAT? OF COURSE NOT! I'M A HERO IN TRAINING!
No.738001
>>738000
Oh. That's good then.
No.738002
File: 1454963640229.png (153.54 KB, 800x591, 800:591, undertale___date_with_papy….png)
>>738001
HMM, SAY, YOU WOULDN'T HAPPEN TO KNOW FRISK, DO YOU?
No.738003
>>738002
Oh, you're one of their monster friends?
No.738004
>>738003
BUT OF COURSE! I AM THE GREAT PAPYRUS!
No.738005
>>738004
I'm Ness.
>
Found your bro yet?
No.738006
>>738005
SADLY NO, WHY, HAVE YOU BEEN SENT HERE TO HELP?!
No.738007
>>738006
Sent? I just show up sometimes.
>
He disappeared a long time ago. That's what Frisk said.
No.738008
>>738007
THUS IS WHY I'M TRYING TO FIND HIM! HE COULD BE ANYWHERE! I JUST HOPE NO DOGS FIND HIM!
No.738009
>>738008
You guys sure are walking dog treats.
No.738010
>>738009
WE REALLY ARE!
>Water boils
OH! TIME TO PUT THE SPAGHETTI IN!
No.738011
>>738010
>remembering what Frisk said about the toxic spagooters
Have, uh, fun with that.
No.738012
>>738011
NYAHAHA! I SHALL! HMM, WHAT SHALL I CALL YOU THEN, HUMAN?!
No.738013
>>738012
My name's Ness. I already told ya that.
No.738014
File: 1454964598762.jpg (71.57 KB, 540x655, 108:131, 3696564dc70e1d19135875a209….jpg)
>>738013
OH, SORRY, I GET SCATTERBRAINED AT TIMES!
>Drains that Spaghetti
No.738015
>>738014
You have a brain? But you're a skeleton.
No.738016
>>738015
>Shrugs
SAY, HAVE YOU MET ANY OF FRISK'S OTHER FRIENDS YET?!
No.738017
File: 1454964977717.jpg (78.44 KB, 753x1062, 251:354, farewell_iwata_by_layeyes-….jpg)
>>738016
I met the spider and the goatmom.
No.738018
>>738017
BOTH ARE VERY NICE PEOPLE, ESPECIALLY TORIEL!
No.738019
>>738018
She makes nice pies, they're good.
No.738020
>>738019
THE BEST EVEN!
>Lays out a bit of Ketchup, for Sans
I'M SURPRISED YOU DIDN'T RUN INTO UNDYNE!
No.738021
>>738020
She never showed up. I heard she was strong and I wanted to see for myself.
No.738022
>>738021
NYOHO! SHE IS! SHE REALLY LIKES TO ROUGH HOUSE WITH ME WHENEVER I'M NOT PAYING ATTENTION!
No.738023
File: 1454965425922.jpg (109.17 KB, 448x389, 448:389, tumblr_nhkocommNa1rwgzdpo1….jpg)
>>738022
That sounds kinda unfair.
No.738024
File: 1454965484741.png (12.85 KB, 611x500, 611:500, tumblr_nuqdglN1G01s5hu3eo1….png)
>>738023
SHE SAYS ITS GOOD FOR PRACTICE, BECAUSE YOU NEED TO BE ON YOUR TOES AS A ROYAL GUARD!
No.738025
>>738024
What if dogs come after you?
No.738026
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>>738025
FUNNY YOU SAY THAT! THE ROYAL GUARDS ARE MOSTLY DOGS, BUT NOT ONES INTERESTED IN CHEWING ME!
No.738027
>>738026
Guess ya lucked out.
No.738028
>>738027
I DID SO! SO TELL ME NESS, HOW DID YOU MEET LITTLE FRISK?!
No.738030
>>738029
NYHO? WHAT IS THAT THEN?
No.738031
>>738030
I can see other people's dreams when I sleep.
No.738032
>>738031
AH! SO, YOU HAVE SUPER POWERS THEN?! THIS IS GREAT!
No.738033
>Lights up a stoog
Home sweet home...
No.738034
>the Kid's eyes opened slowly
>'Where Am I?'
>'How Did I Get Here?'
>Those are the questions one usually asks
>The Kid only wondered one thing....
>"Are My Friends Okay?"
No.738035
>>738034
That's a real smooth voice ill-fitting a kid. Weird. Didn't even open his mouth...
No.738036
File: 1454973927525.png (263.69 KB, 467x805, 467:805, bastion_x_skullgirls_by_ja….png)
>>738035
>an unknown voice
>is this a dream?
>the monsters never talked before it the dream
>or did you just not hear them?
>the Kid reaches for his weapons
>but like a lost glove, he came up empty handed
No.738037
>>738036
Oi, what's the deal, kid? Cat got your tongue?
Bah. Whoever's narrating for you does a good enough job.
No.738038
File: 1454974456472.png (457.95 KB, 464x545, 464:545, tumblr_ma7bsoegh51qdlb43o1….png)
>>738037
>Narration?
>Could this guy hear something the Kid couldn't?
>the Kid's eyes darted
>Where was he?
>who brought him there?
>when was he going to go home?
>how did he get here from the Bastion?
No.738039
File: 1454974579390.jpg (184.54 KB, 724x1024, 181:256, 129727c5c1f451face38324294….jpg)
>>738038
It's a little creepy this smooth-sounding old guy knows exactly what you're thinking though, don'tcha think?
...Say somethin' willya?
No.738040
>>738039
>Its a little creepy that you can here me
>The kid can't even do that
>The kid opens he mouth to speak
>but what would he even say?
>so much had been lost
>how could he even explain what he'd gained?
No.738041
>>738040
Woah, sassy narrator! Guess that's what I get for bein' a ghost.
>
Oh well. No skin off your nose, eh kid?
No.738042
I wonder if I can still do the thing... don't know why that's on my mind now.
No.738045
File: 1454982235035.png (555.21 KB, 900x695, 180:139, burgerpants_by_cargorabbit….png)
No.738048
>>738047
Nah, jus' messing around.
No.738049
File: 1454982640513.png (104.71 KB, 862x926, 431:463, burgerpants_by_boatfever_t….png)
>>738048
Oh, cook. Mind not doing that again?
>Tokes up
No.738050
>>738049
No promises. That look of realization was pretty goddamn funny.
No.738051
>>738050
Yeah yeah... Uh hey, where is everyone, doing better things I assume?
No.738052
>>738051
Prolly. Just means free drinks.
No.738053
>>738052
>Shrugs
Can't argue with that I suppose.
No.738054
File: 1454983721466.jpg (69.32 KB, 462x507, 154:169, Deadpool-Official-Image-Dr….jpg)
>Reading Deadpool #6
>of the current run
Well...that certainly is a bummer
No.738056
>>738054
What's up, Wilson.
No.738057
>>738056
>puts comic away
Nothing. Just comic stuff.
No.738058
File: 1454984399112.jpg (117.55 KB, 500x688, 125:172, You can't come up with a g….jpg)
No.738059
File: 1454984520125.png (191.09 KB, 500x686, 250:343, tumblr_ms93ql5B3P1s58pp3o1….png)
>>738057
So it's like googling yourself?
>>738058
Goddammit-
>counter-yarn
Fucking reflex.
No.738060
>>738059
Yeah. But because Marvel exists within Marvel, I can read comics about myself and my zany adventures.
No.738061
>>738059
>counter counter yawn
Oh no.
No.738062
>>738060
Man that's just creepy.
>>738061
>counter counter counter yawn
Oh god what have we done?!
No.738063
>>738062
>QUADRUPLE COUNTER YAWN
One of us needs to stop!
No.738064
>>738063
>QUINTUPLE BYPASS YAWN
I'M TRYING! IT'S NOT WORKING!
No.738065
>>738064
>SEXTUPLE, haha sex, YAWN
WHEN WILL IT END?
No.738066
>>738065
>SEPTUPLE, haha-oh... YAWN
RIGHT NOW!
>BANG
No.738067
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>>738066
...that's one way to do it.
No.738068
>>738067
>sits back up
Did it work?
No.738069
>>738068
I think so--
>yaaaaa--
Not today.
>
No.738070
File: 1454985867007.png (239.88 KB, 314x398, 157:199, look, all I'm saying is yo….png)
>>738069
Huh. So that's what it looks like from the outside.
No.738071
>>738070
>gets back up
>
I hate doing that.
No.738072
>>738071
Do it enough times and you just get used to it.
>
Got a little bit of "walking corpse" goin' on.
No.738073
>>738072
That happens. Give it some time, and it'll go back to normal.
No.738075
>>738062
They're lisenced. I make...some money off them.
No.738076
>>738074
>skin fades back
>as do the eyes
Not the reaction I was expecting.
No.738077
>>738075
Yeah? Sweet. Is that just a "you" thing?
>>738076
Good. Not a fan of doing the expected.
Name's Jason. You? I'm guessing "Xena". You definitely got the "warrior princess" thing going on.
No.738078
>>738077
What do you mean by a you thing? Do only I make money off my comics? Cause I think the FF did.
No.738079
>>738077
You've got the warrior princess part down, but I'm Kitana.
No.738080
File: 1454987353798.png (191.09 KB, 500x686, 250:343, tumblr_ms93ql5B3P1s58pp3o1….png)
>>738078
God knows it wasn't the movies.
>>738079
Close enough.
No.738081
>>738080
And your name is Jason...what an average name for a not so average man.
No.738082
File: 1454987682491.jpg (1.04 MB, 2000x2538, 1000:1269, Deadpool_Total_Film_Textle….jpg)
>>738080
Hey man, Chiklis was top tier.
>>738081
How do you feel about the name Wade?
No.738083
>>738081
Right? It's better that way. Aliens and foreigners who never heard of me underestimate me.
>>738082
Don't even start, Fantastic Four's movies were fucking terrible.
No.738084
>>738082
Not as average, but still middling.
>>738083
Considering the names of others I met...I can see why they would.
No.738085
>>738083
I was in Wolverine Origins. The mid2000s FF movies were pretty good in comparison.
No.738087
>>738084
Underestimating an enemy's the dumbest thing you can do. Average name and unassuming appearances are better than any legendary sword or shield.
>>738085
When you compare a giant heap of shit to a flaming bag of dogshit, of course one looks worse than the other. Doesn't make it good, they're both still shit.
No.738088
>>738086
Just telling it how it is.
>>738087
I sadly don't have either, so I only rely on my skills.
And fans.
No.738089
>>738087
>shrugs
>>738088
Still hurts
No.738090
>>738088
War fans?
>>738089
It be like it is, fryman.
No.738091
>>738089
It could be worse.
Wade isn't a humiliating name at least...mostly.
>>738090
War fans.
No.738092
File: 1454988488929.jpg (69.91 KB, 981x653, 981:653, Deadpool-PSA-is-helpful-an….jpg)
>>738090
I wonder if they'll let me Stan Lee in the next few X-Movies.
>>738091
My last name is Wilson
No.738093
>>738091
I use a ton of stuff. Fans are cool though.
>>738092
If they'll let you be Stan the Man?
No.738094
File: 1454988623424.jpg (272.71 KB, 723x495, 241:165, Why are these two in the s….jpg)
>>738092
Wow, how alliterative.
I hope your middle name doesn't have a W too.
>>738093
Oh they're real useful.
I can even whisk myself or others into the air with them.
No.738096
>>738095
Isn't it, though?
Not sure how it works, but who cares?
No.738097
Oi, pipsqueak. Tell me a story.
>Eh? But I'm trying to get as far as I can in this game before my-
Sounds like a crappy story. Tell a better one!
Oh, and make sure it's got plenty of cool fights and lots of treasure! Haha, that's how you make a real GOLDEN story! I should be a story guy...storyer.
>Uhh...
No.738098
File: 1454989065406.jpg (427.23 KB, 1000x514, 500:257, remember that time Jason w….jpg)
>>738096
When in doubt, blame magic.
No.738099
Leave me be!
>"WAAAAIT! I WANNA SEE IF IT WOOOOORKS!"
No.738100
>>738098
Sounds right to me.
>>738097
>what's going on here?
No.738101
>>738100
Used to have some magic swords that could cut through just about anything as long as they were soaked in my blood, but then they broke.
No.738102
>>738099
Whoa! That guy's all fired up!
Wait a minute...That hair!
>noogies Mini
Oi, that guy's trying to steal my GOLDEN fashion!
>Oi!
>>738100
>Sheesh, and I thought I was loud.
Who ya talkin' to, squirt?
>
Hey there, lady.
No.738103
>>738093
I just want to show up in the back ground. Maybe slap Psylocke on the ass.
>>738094
I don't think I have a middle name
No.738104
>>738101
These things just seem to be able to slice through anything like butter.
Okay just flesh like butter.
>>738102
Hello.
>>738103
...I can't even recall my last name.
No.738105
>>738102
I never asked for this...!
>Presence Concealment
>gonezos
No.738106
>>738104
That's a pretty cool look you got going on.
Not as cool as me, but almost cool.
Has that Foxy been buggin' ya?
>>738105
>watching gingerboy scurry under the couch with his vidya
Lame-o!
>wait what
WHOA! A GHOST!
No.738107
>>738103
Niiiice.
>>738104
Also nice.
Oh. I gotta go, s'my turn to cook back home.
See ya.
>
No.738108
>tugging on a leash
Who the hell did that asshole think he is?
No.738109
>>738106
>That's a bit backhanded.
Not really, no.
>>738107
Catch you later, Jason.
>>738108
Oh wow.
No.738110
>>738104
It's probably Smith or Johnson
>>738107
Psylocke's ass? Totally
No.738111
>>738108
Whoa...a talking dog!
>>738109
Not really? So she like, still is but only kinda?
Man that just sounds like a hassle, worrying would mess up my hair.
Who're you?
No.738112
>>738109
Guess people still got a sense of humor, still get "Hound of Ulster" jokes. Even if they're as lame as this.
>>738111
Woah, a talking bowl!
No.738113
>>738110
Now that's average.
>>738111
Kitana.
Now tell me what's your name?
>>738112
At least it...suits you?
No.738114
>>738113
Dangerously average
No.738115
>>738112
A talkin' bowl? That's stupid!
Ya sure sound different than all the other critters I talk to, kinda look funny for a dog too...
A werewolf!
>>738113
Uh...Master says I ain't supposed to tell people my name. And Sakata Kintoki is a good listener!
>don't say anything, he'll never figure it out anyway
How come ya ain't wearin' that much clothes? Didja get robbed or somethin'?
No.738116
>>738113
I'm only one person's dog, dammit.
>>738115
What a pain in the ass.
No.738117
>"And as you can see, the Tesla Coil was created for the express purpose of-"
Niki-chan, your science lessons are so boring...
>"Gkkt..."
No.738118
>>738114
If average could kill, then I'd be dead.
>>738115
Noooo, I'm just not wearing that much clothes.
>>738116
I mean...it's kinda funny.
No.738119
>>738118
In a world full of average, the weird man is hunted for sport. Which is weird because you wouldn't think that would become such an accepted sport so quick.
No.738120
>>738116
Hey, ain't that too much information?
>uh
>throws Preparation H at him
Ha, I remembered to do that! Thanks, brain!
>No problem, Kintaro.
Whoa, you're real!
>That's right, Kintaro. I'm real in your heart.
>>738117
>!
Hey! Hey Master!
>waving furiously
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEY, I'M CHECKIN' IN LIKE YA SAID.
>>738118
So...you're like, goin' to bed soon or somethin'?
Wearin' pajamas when ya ain't sleepin' isn't GOLDEN, ya know.
No.738121
>>738117
What's this now? Haven't seen a Master and their Servant together in a while. Finally somethin' normal.
>>738118
Rassum frassum...
>not bothering to take the collar off
>>738120
>catches it
uh.
>just kinda tucks it away into some pocket
What a weird Servant.
No.738122
>>738119
It doesn't surprise me.
>>738120
Nnnno, this is what I normally wear.
>>738121
Hey at least I'm not...laughing.
I mean it's not that funny.
No.738123
>>738120
>"The thunderous buffon retur-"
Berserker!
>incoming flying Master
No.738124
>>738121
Weird Servant? Where!?
>looking around
Weird stuff's cool, it really makes all my GOLDEN stuff stand out more.
>>738122
Oh I get it, you're like, poor or somethin'.
>hands her a gold brick
>Revolver_Ocelot_Hand_Motions.gif
>>738123
A baboon? Is that the weird thing or somethin'? I ain't never talked to one of them befo-
>TKO from scarymaster
Oi!
No.738125
>>738122
To be fair though, you spell Combat with a K. You come from a nonsense place.
No.738126
>>738122
It's a pun. They ain't that funny anyways.
...I'm only keepin' it on because it's comfy, don't get any weird ideas!
>>738124
>shakes his head
>I can't do this he's like a kid how do I deal with kids
>stab them?
No.738127
>>738121
Oooh, who're you?
>>738124
>"It's... never mind. I shan't waste my breath here."
>spiritmodes
>
Niki-chan's just grumpy because I thought his science lessons were boring.
No.738128
>>738124
...yeeeeaaah, yeah I'm poor.
>takes the gold brick
>>738126
Whatever you say.
...is the other Lancer into this kinda stuff?
I mean geez.
>>738125
We spell just about everything with a K.
No.738129
>>738128
Like how when M.O.D.O.K shows up in cartoons so they change it from Killing to Konquest
No.738130
>>738127
You mean you can't-
>looks at his spear
>Green Bolg
>oh yeah
Just call me Lancer.
>>738128
Oi! I said don't get any weird ideas!
No.738131
>>738126
Eh? How come you ain't talkin'?
>gasp
Yo, did a nue steal your tongue or somethin'!? Aw man!
>>738127
Tch, that guy ain't worth the breath. Nerds, right Master?
>moves his head
>apples falling everywhere
...Whoa, free apples!
>nom
>>738128
You should try being born rich!
Or get a job or somethin', I think those got gold bricks too.
And how come you're wearin' a mask, you got a cold or somethin'?
No.738132
>>738130
I wasn't going to until you brought it up!
>>738129
...I don't know who that is.
>>738131
I'm wearing it because it looks nice.
No.738133
>>738129
Or Komputing!
>>738132
Hiiiiiiiiii.
No.738134
>>738130
Lancer? Hmm... I don't have very many Lancers now that I think about it.
>tapping at her phone
Hmm... Romulus isn't very good for taking on walks...
>!
Oh, there's your servant profile. You're uh... How do I pronounce this?
>>738131
But he's a good nerd so it's okay.
>appropriates the GOLDEN glasses
Wait! Those are golden apples! Don't eat them all!
No.738135
>>738131
Man what the hell's a nue? You just remind me of somebody.
>>738132
But you did it anyways, didn'tcha! Gah, whatever.
>>738134
>uh
I ain't for some collect-a-thon, girlie.
>spies the phone
How the... rrrrr. It's Cu Chulainn.
No.738136
>>738132
Uh...I guess that makes sense.
>manchildren, everyone
Yeah, that SILVER fashion really suits ya, lady.
>he forgot her name already
>>738133
H-HOLY CRAP, IT'S A TALKIN' HEAD!
>>738134
I gotta have a good meal, Master!
That's what the fat cat on the TV thing said, besides these are way better than Golden Delicious!
>>738135
Whoa, really? Like a celebrity!?
No.738137
>>738132
Lucky you.
>>738133
Goddamn you are rough to look at.
No.738138
>>738133
Ahhh gross!
What are you?
>>738135
What did you expect?
Now I've got mental images...
>>738136
You think so?
Thanks.
>Did he...he forgot my name.
No.738139
>>738135
Cu... Cufu... Ah, whatever, it's just Lancer anyway, right?
>>738136
>is she shrinking?
Those Golden Apples aren't so easy to farm, you know...
No.738140
>>738136
Celebrity, huh. Naw. I forgot who.
>>738138
You must got a real thing for bro.
>>738139
That'll do.
No.738141
>>738136
>SAME AS IT EVER WAS
>SAME AS IT EVER WAS
Yes I am!
>>738138
I AM MODOK!
MENTAL
ORGANISM
DESIGNED
ONLY FOR
KILLING
MOOOOOODOOOOOOK!
>>738137
My self esteem...
No.738142
>>738138
Sure!
>big dumb thumbs up
You got the chest part open like me, but I don't got the uh belly part open, so you're not totally stealin' from me.
>>738139
Huh? That's ok, I'll just go beat some more outta those hand things with one GOLDEN SPARK!
>are there eyes that blink behind these glasses so dark
Oi, you're gettin' all small!
>hand on head
Haha, you kinda look like a basketball now!
>>738140
Forget what?
>Kintoki pay attention
>>738141
Cool! I'mma punch ya in the schnozz!
No.738143
>>738137
Too bad I'm not so fortunate anymore...
>>738140
What?! No, no, no not those kinds of mental images!
>>738141
...
Good for you...?
>>738142
If I was stealing from you I wouldn't even know it. I didn't even know you.
No.738144
>>738141
Damn Beekeepers need to get wrecked.
>>738142
Whoa there Free Soup. That Giant Baby is mine to punchify.
>>738143
Your life will never be quite the same. Try drinking heavily. Sometimes it makes memories easier to repress.
No.738145
>>738140
So you were saying before, do Masters not come here or anything?
>>738142
Apples don't grow from hands.
>
Put the apples down and no one gets hurt
>GUDAKO HOW
No.738146
>>738142
I'd like to see you try!
>MINDBEAM
>>738143
Know what else is good for me?
You.
>>738144
You won't lay a finger on me or my beekeepers!
No.738147
>>738142
Nevermind.
>I
>don't know how to into kids
>or manchildren
>>738143
Can't lie to me, girlie! The nose knows!
>>738145
>is she choking a Berserker
>what the fuck
Not many.
>shrug
Saber's does. Sometimes that weird Chaldea kid.
No.738148
>>738143
I invented this GOLDEN fashion all by myself, so that means anybody tryin' to copy me is a snitch.
I'll letcha borrow my style though, don't worry about it.
>>738144
Huh? No fair, didja have dibs or somethin'?
>>738145
>uh
>UH
...Y-Yeah, sure thing Master.
>apples: dropped
>>738146
>Kintoki: intellect of the average 12 year old
>and a million times more dense
Did you just shoot a laser outta your head at me?
That's...so cool!
>>738147
Man, you ain't got much to say, blue dude.
No.738149
>>738146
>trying not to throw up
No...no.
Not at all.
>>738144
I just might, I'm not even sure alcohol would be strong enough to block these memories.
>>738147
Do you have a single fact to back this accusation up?
>>738148
Well I feel grateful that you're willing to be so kind to me.
No.738150
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>>738146
Not A finger. Many Fingers. At least ten.
>>738148
I've fought him before. So yeah. I got dibs.
It'll be a cold day in Boca Raton before I let some blonde haired Moe Howard take someone down for me.
>>738149
That's why you drink dangerously toxic amounts.
No.738151
>>738147
Oh so that brother of mine visits often? So this is where he slacks off when he's not grinding.
>>738148
>pop
>
I better not catch you snacking on my apples again okaaay~?
No.738152
>>738149
Aww...
>>738148
What?!
It's not cool nor is it rad!
I guess it could be considered radical in the traditional sense when taking things into consideration...and it does involve rads but it is not rad in the slang way!
It's dangerous and deadly!
>>738150
I'd like to see you try!
No.738153
>>738148
>Berserker
>even worse
Ain't much to say that you'd get, dude. Why waste breath?
>>738149
You want me to describe the scent comin' off you? 'cause it's the scent of a liar.
Yoooooou like meeeeeeennnnn. Specifically blue meeeeennnnn.
>>738151
Brother, huh.
>are they gonna kill each other
>man this is fucked up
No.738154
>>738149
Aw nah, it ain't nothin'.
>maybe embarrassed
Just keep bein' as GOLDEN as ya can, that's how you can pay me back.
>>738150
Huh? You got rats in your mouth?
What the heck, dude, that ain't cool. How'd you like it if rats like...uh, were eating you!
>>738151
>Master's pretty scary
>yeesh
But why do they gotta make 'em golden?
It ain't fair, I'm all about that GOLDEN life!
>>738152
Uh...All I said was it's cool, dude. Don't gotta have a cow about it or nothin'.
Deadly, huh?
>>738153
Hey, you sayin' you're drownin' Do you need CPR?
'Cause it ain't gonna be me!
No.738155
>>738150
Maybe later...maybe later.
>>738152
Geez, you just have...horrible everything. Your teeth are a mess, but I'm not sure how you'd even wash those things.
Toothbrushes don't come in sizes that big.
>>738153
I put on Scent of a Liar this morning.
Terribly named perfume, but it smells good.
>>738154
Yeah, I think I can do that.
No.738156
>>738152
>slap
>>738154
.....
>slap
>>738155
>Butt slap?
No.738157
>>738153
Running around with that Archer of his when he should be training himself and his Servants...
>
I don't want my sweet, cute, brother to become a delinquent...
>>738154
We need them for next event!
>thumps her fist on his head
We need more golden Servants! I won't let Beowulf escape me this time!
No.738158
>>738154
Yes! Allow me to demonstrate!
>>738156
How dare you!
>PEEEEW!
>>738155
It isn't that bad.
At least it wouldn't be if I didn't have garlic on the way here.
No.738159
>>738155
Ha! Y'know bro's single. You could gun for it.
>>738157
Man what're you even on about? I don't get you people anymore. Ain't he an enemy now?
No.738160
>Caster made me this but...
>...I get the feeling that if I eat it, I'll regret it
No.738161
>>738155
>thumbs up
>Johnny Test Guitar Riff
>>738156
Oi! The hell was that for!
>counter slap
>>738157
What about that scar guy? He was pretty cool, for not wearin' a shirt.
>he doesn't know Beo's name
Hey, don't go cryin'!
>awkward headpats
>>738158
>shrug
That ain't bad, I guess.
No.738162
>>738156
>don't do it
>you'll regret it
>>738158
>sniff sniff
>shudders
>>738159
I could, but I'm having more fun waiting for him to start things up.
That is if he felt like it.
I'm not exactly wanting him to, though. Take it or leave it, y'know.
>>738161
Was that a...guitar riff?
No.738163
>>738158
>flips back
YOUR BRAIN POWERS DON'T WORK ON ME!
>tries to slap
>slappin' hand is all stroked out
NNNNNOOOO!
....wait....
>holds up other hand
>slap
>>738161
Oh ssssure hitzeguy who jus hadda strooooke
>>738162
>but
>but
>Dat Ninja Butt
No.738164
>>738159
We're not a part of the Holy Grail Wars of old. We're part of CHALDEA SECURITY ORGANISATION!
>>738161
>ow
>ow
>ow
Do you think I could extort the Director for some tickets?
No.738165
>>738161
Wow you're just really hurting feelings today.
I spent a lot of time on that.
>>738162
It's not that bad--
Ough that's foul, I apologize.
>>738163
BAHAHAH--
Cut that out!
>jet fire!
>BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURN
No.738166
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>>738162
As his past self it's my responsibility to wingman for myself.
>nodnod
>>738164
Sheesh. Another weird thing.
Guess it ain't important. We stopped fighting.
No.738167
>ssssssssssssssssssip
This German dark beer is nice and sweet. I like it.
No.738168
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>>738162
What?
I dunno what that is, but some dude with a guitar's been followin' me around all day.
>R I F F
Gah, there it is again!
>>738163
Don't tell me what to do!
>kidney shot!
>>738164
Whoa there, Master, I thought you were a cool mama, but I guess you're just a...y'know, one of those guys.
We don't gotta extort nobody for nothin', especially that lady with the old man name. She gives me candy!
>thumb to his chest
Just leave it all t'me, got it?
>>738165
Shoulda spent more time on a body! Ha!
No really, where the heck is it?
No.738169
>>738163
>it's a nice ninja butt
>but it is not for slapping
>>738165
The flames you're spouting aren't helping.
>>738166
Good luck, I think he'll need it.
He seems to talk big game, but I don't think he's used to a person accepting his advances.
>>738168
But why?!
No.738170
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>>738165
OOOO! TOASTY!
SSSSUUUUUPPPPAAAAAHHHH DEADPOORU FIYAH HHHHHUUUUUUGGGGGGG!
>bear hugs MODOK
>>738168
OH YOU WANT SOME TOO!
>cuts off hand
DEADPOORU FRYING HAND NO JUTSU!
>>738169
>especially when I'm on fire
No.738171
>>738168
I have one, but it's inside my suit. It's like a chair.
A CHAIR SUIT!
>>738169
I guess you could say I'm hot!
Ahahah--
>>738170
>now on fire
NO NO I DIDN'T MEAN IT LITERALLY
IT WAS JUST A JOKE.
JUST A JOKE!
No.738172
>>738166
I know. I got sent here on a Grand Order because some Grail mumbo jumbo was happening.
>>738168
I thought I was pretty cool...
>why doesn't the Director give me candy
>!
>pfft
>suppressing a giggle
No.738173
>>738169
You... you could say somethin' like that. But it's not quite right.
>>738172
Again?
No.738174
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>>738169
Uh, 'cause I'm awesome. Duh!
It's ok, stick around and you'll learn all about it.
Hey, is that guy buggin' you?
>>738170
W-WHOA, NOT THE FLYIN' HAND JUTSU!
>arms turn red
>sword stuck in his hand
...Didja mess up or somethin'?
>>738171
Chairs can't wear suits, dum dum!
>>738172
Hey, you're second cool only to me, ok? Just don't tell nobody else about it, they might get jelly.
We don't gotta go deckin' ladies, only apple trees!
No.738175
>>738170
>yeah
>don't...don't do that
>>738171
>steps back
>and back again
>>738173
Well now you've got me interested, you can't just stop there.
>>738174
You mean bighead?
Don't worry about it, I think he has enough issues as is.
No.738176
>>738171
>pulls the reverse Bucky
>drops off of MODOK
>Stops
>drops
>rolls
>>738174
Look in the hand
>its a grenade
>>738175
>slapping some deadly ninja booty
>this I will do
>I swear on my honoru
No.738177
>>738175
We got insanely bad luck when it comes to ladies. I was killed by Morganna, goddess of war 'cause I spurned her advances.
It sucked.
Things go our way sometimes, it ain't like we're totally unused to it. It just... hurts, thinkin' we might get fucked up by another one. Or vice versa.
No.738178
>>738174
But my chair is a suit!
>>738175
There must be a source of water somewhere!
>looks outside
Aha!
>>738176
I'll get you NEXT time, Deadpool!
>dives out the window
>catches even more on fire due to swamp gas
OH NO!
AUUUUUUGH
>flies away
No.738179
>>738173
Not again. You guys managed to fix it all by yourselves before I could figure out what to do.
>>738174
You look like some kind of hero from a kid's show.
No.738180
>>738175
Bighead? He said his name's MODOK or somethin'.
Ya gotta listen when people tell ya stuff, toots.
>i r o n y
>>738176
Hey, a pineapple!
>bites into the grenade
AH WHAT THE HECK KINDA MAGIC TRICK IS THIS, THIS PINEAPPLE'S ALL ROTTEN
SO NOT GOLDEN!
>>738178
THAT'S
STUPIIIIIIIIIIIIIID!
>>738179
Ya really mean it?
>gunpowder falling out of his mouth
Haha, hell yeah! I could totally do TV stuff!
But why do I gotta be in a kid's show, huh? I'm all about that mature violence and stuff.
No.738181
>>738178
>throws a boot after him
...who's boot was that?
>>738180
My bad, I forgot to pull the freshness pin. It won't shed its layer of nonfreshness until I pull it.
>pulls pin
>blammo
No.738182
>>738177
...oh.
At least I know what that's like too. Luckily, I'll try not to let it get that bad.
>>738176
>you'll regret it
>if you slap this ass
>you'll get some fan in your face
>>738180
>
Well I don't know what I was thinking. I'll have to remember that next time.
No.738183
>>738179
Oh. Sweet.
>nod
...Wait, I think I know what you're talkin' about. Feh. That problem doesn't got a solution.
Shit is immeasurably fucked. Best that Saber's Master can do is delay the fuckening.
>>738182
I'm trustin' you with me.
>
Him. You get the idea.
No.738184
>flies inside
Ladies and gentlemen, introducing the star of tonight's show-
>sprinklers pop out of the ceiling and start spraying Torch
...Okay, I swear those weren't here before.
No.738185
>>738182
>eats the grenade before it goes off
>knocked on his butt
>thumbs up
>>738182
>...
>he fell asleep
No.738186
>>738180
Uh... UH! W-watch the Spark!
>>738183
Wait, it's still a problem?!
No.738187
>>738183
You can trust me.
I'm not going to fail you-- him, or whatever.
I've been through the same thing.
>>738185
Well alright then.
That happened.
No.738188
>>738182
>looks at the booty again
Might be worth it
>attempts slap
>cut off the slappin hand
well....that happened.
>>738184
They've remodeled.
No.738189
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>>738186
Look into the first, second, fourth and fifth Grail Wars. I don't wanna talk 'bout it.
>>738187
I'd ask you to swear on a geis but I don't think you know what that is.
No.738190
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>>738184
Nice going matchstick, you got my costume wet.
And this magazine.
No.738191
>>738189
I'd still do it anyway.
>>738188
Did your arm stump just touch my butt?
No.738192
>>738188
Really? Guess I've been outta the loop for longer than I thought.
>>738190
Gimme a break, Webs. How was I supposed to know this would happen?
No.738193
>>738191
More your lower back
>>738190
Spider-Man! And The Human Torch! We're a hot babe away from being the All New All Different Fantastic Four!
>>738192
It happens
No.738194
>>738192
Well maybe you should watch for the sprinklers.
>>738193
Yeah!
...where do we start?
No.738195
>>738189
I had to do it as a part of training. I thought Emiya Shirou destroyed it at the end of the Fifth.
>>738185
>...
>takes a seat on his chest
No.738196
>>738191
It's an obligation and a magic curse. Obeying it'll bring you strength. Breaking it will harm you in body and spirit, maybe even bring your death.
You so sure you wanna jump into that pan without lookin'?
...Heh. I like your style, K. You an' bro're a match set.
>>738195
He broke the cup. A manmade object. But here we are anyways. What's that tell ya?
No.738197
>>738193
Guess so.
>
Nobody's really paying attention to the Fantastic Four these days. You really think reinventing the team would work?
>>738194
I mean... sprinklers don't usually go off when I use my powers indoors.
No.738198
>>738193
>squint
>SLICE
Watch yourself.
>>738196
I probably would!
No.738199
>>738194
Really? You quite the Avengers because I annoy the spit outta ya, but you'll let me join the Fantastic Four?
>>738197
If I'm on the team, its garunteed to sell!
>>738198
I love you
No.738200
>>738197
Well maybe fundamental laws are finally starting to get the best of you.
>>738199
If I have to.
No.738201
>>738199
I... guess it's worth a shot.
>>738200
Wait, what? I thought if I ignored those, they'd go away.
No.738202
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>>738200
Awesome. First Mission. Shoot Mole Man in his Mole Face.
>>738201
The team needs someone with a fantastic two
No.738203
>>738198
I ain't actually gonna put you under a geis. Bro'd get mad.
You're really somethin' else. Desperate or loyal, I can't tell which.
He does like women who play hard to get though. Keep it up, eh?
No.738204
>>738199
Sorry, not interested.
You seem like a...decent guy, though.
>>738203
Maybe it's a bit of both, who knows? Though I'd like to think it's not the former.
But trust me, I'll keep doing it until he decides to actually try something.
No.738205
>>738204
Here's to it going nicely.
I'm gonna cool my heels. Waiting for someone.
No.738206
>>738202
...Right. I'm probably gonna regret asking this later, but... any suggestions?
No.738207
>>738202
Do we need to shoot him?
I think a punch would be fine.
>>738201
You thought wrong.
No.738208
>>738204
What? I said Olive Juice. Duh.
>play it cool Pool.
>>738206
Is She-Hulk still taking your calls?
>>738207
Mole Man has to Die Spidey. Its time. All New. All Different.
No.738209
>>738207
But doesn't having superpowers make the laws of physics stop applying to us?
>scratches his head
I mean, you're the science nerd, so...
>>738208
Not... really? She still talks to Ben, but she'll hang up if she hears my voice.
No.738210
>>738209
Well yes and no. It tends to wildly vary depending on multiple things.
>>738208
Well it's just a bit harsh is all..
No.738211
>>738205
Who're you waiting for?
>>738208
...right, right.
If you say so.
No.738212
>>738211
Russian lady, says she had work for me.
No.738213
>>738209
What about Lady Thing?
>>738210
Kill em all Pete. God Will know his own.
>>738211
>sweating through mask
My wife would love you
No.738214
>>738212
Waiting can be a pain.
Especially for the impatient.
>>738213
You're married?
No.738215
>>738214
Got that right.
>manifesting fake Gae Bolg
>forms time
Guess I'll just swing this around for a while.
No.738216
>>738210
Scale of one to ten, how lost will I be if you try to explain?
>>738213
Didn't you say we'd need somebody who's attractive?
>frown
...That sounded a lot less harsh in my head.
No.738217
>>738213
I don't kill, Wade!
>>738216
Probably an 8 or 7.
No.738218
>>738214
Yeah. But as far as I can tell from the comics, its a pretty open marriage. At least for her it is.
>>738216
No, the one with the pink hair. She was banging you, then you went into space so she started shacking up with Ant-Man
Thing Girl?
>>738217
All New. All Different. People are going to be saying, When Spider-Man's Around, Everyone Dies
No.738219
>>738215
And I'll just...well I'm not sure what I'll do.
>>738218
Well at least you seemed to have remained loyal.
...mostly.
No.738220
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>>738217
So we can skip the headache then, right?
>>738218
Oh, that's who you meant!
>shrugs
No clue what happened to her, honestly.
No.738221
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>>738219
I'm usually too busy working
>>738220
And Reed and Sue probably have the FF Directory, don't they?
No.738222
>>738218
Nobody will ever say that!
>>738220
Nnno.
As it turns out, the reason it wildly varies from time to time is almost unknown. Despite my research nothing seems to pop up. I'd tried to figure out why my Spider-Sense seems to work at times but then fails me right after. I have come to the conclusion that a conclusion simply won't be reached. It doesn't make sense why the sprinklers turned on even if they usually don't, it doesn't make sense why somedays symbiotes shrug off their weaknesses, or why my spider-sense doesn't work. The best bet I have come down to the fact that it's whatever the powers that be want.
But if that's not true than we just don't know and all we have is speculative guessing. Spectacular speculation!
No.738224
>>738221
Lemme guess, you're a ,mercenary?
>>738223
Hmmm...
Staffs like that were my my friend's thing, but I've tried it sometimes.
No.738225
>>738224
Hahahaha! Not really what I meant, girlie.
>twirls the spear
How do they call it now, "sparring"?
No.738226
>>738221
Probably. Haven't seen either of 'em in a long time, either.
>>738222
>gears slowly turning
So... things work just because?
No.738227
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>>738222
They will when you snap Mole Man's neck
>>738224
Ding ding ding. Got it in one.
>>738226
This team is already in trouble
I gotta go do some soul searching.
>skips away
No.738228
>>738225
Spar? With me?
Well...I couldn-- who am I kidding, of course I could.
>>738227
It was obvious due to the weapons.
No.738229
>>738226
Until we find a better reason, yes!
>>738227
I won't snap Mole Man's neck!
No.738230
>>738228
I respect your style, K.
>twirling Bolg
Let's see what you can do, princess!
>
No.738231
>>738227
Okay, cool. You... do that, I guess.
>>738229
What do we need a better reason for? I actually understood what you were talking about for once.
No.738232
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>>738230
>whirrrrrrrrrrrr
You'll regret this.
No.738233
>>738231
Exactly! if you understand it, it's not a good enough explanation.
No.738234
>>738232
I regret a lot of things.
Go!
>
>oh jeez he's fast
No.738235
>>738233
Yeah, I guess you're ri- Waaait a second...
No.738236
>>738234
>holy shit
>backflip
>fan throw
No.738237
>>738235
I'm not wrong, am I?
No.738238
>>738237
...Nooo? I mean, uh... maybe?
No.738239
>>738238
I didn't mean it offensively.
Okay I did a little.
...a lot.
No.738240
>>738236
>Protection From Arrows
>as long as Cu's got a line of sight he can avoid projectiles
Sharp! Now those are weapons I've never seen before.
No.738241
>>738240
I've got more where that came from.
>runs to his side
>JUDO KICK
No.738242
>>738239
...Y'know, it's stuff like this that makes me wonder why we're friends.
No.738243
>>738242
>arm around his shoulder
Because we can't be separated!
...you smell something?
No.738244
>>738241
Holy crap you can actually touch me.
>leaps back
>and dash forward
>aiming for the legs with a sweep
That's great!
No.738245
>>738244
>trips
>clonk
Augh!
>flips onto his shoulders
Well I guess I've already exceeded expectations. How about that
>squeezes his head with dem thighs
No.738246
>>738243
>still on fire
...That might be the smell of your arm burning, Pete.
No.738247
>>738246
>takes his arm off
My arm's on fire? Well would you look at that...my arm's on fire.
You think I would've noticed that.
>sudden realization
MY ARM'S ON FIRE!
>STOP DROP AND ROLL
No.738248
>>738245
Oh? Am I being rewarded?
>he's fine
>demigod durability, son
No.738249
>>738247
>trying not to laugh
...Y'know what? I can't even be mad anymore.
No.738250
>>738248
Wha--
Well how about THIS?
>flips back, taking him with her
No.738251
>>738249
How'd you like it if your arm were on fire?
...oh wait.
No.738252
>>738250
>clonk
I didn't see that coming. Too much thigh in the face.
Geheheh, even this old dog got a treat.
No.738253
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>>738251
Heh. Now who's the dumb one?
No.738254
>>738252
Well...you gonna try anything?
No.738255
>>738254
Why? I'm pretty comfy in your thighs.
No.738257
>>738255
>gets off
Well these thighs aren't for you...I mean I guess they are--
You know what I mean.
No.738258
>>738256
...You win this round, Webhead.
>flies away to go be salty
No.738259
>>738257
Pfft. I mean I was just playing around but hey, if you're done you're done.
No.738260
>>738258
>stays there to be smug
>so smug his suit turns black
No.738261
>>738259
Oh I know, but I already died today.
I have a feeling it was gonna happen again.
No.738262
>>738261
Eh? It's just a spar and I'm not even using my real spear.
No.738263
>>738262
Ohhh.
Where I come from, sparring means beating someone within an inch of their life.
No.738264
>>738263
Well that's what it means here, I'm just goin' easy. Wouldn't be too much fun if I went all out. I tend to lose control. Bro too.
No.738265
>>738264
I'll keep that in mind.
Good thing I have a hard time dying. And if I do, I come back rather easily.
No.738266
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>>738265
Great!
>...
I think the Ruskie one stood me up.
No.738267
>>738266
Well looks like it. Now what?
No.738268
>>738267
Smoke, drink, think of an excuse for my Master.
No.738269
>>738268
Too bad I don't do any of those things.
Okay I partake in alcohol sometimes.
No.738270
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>>738269
I was hoping for a quick job that paid. Oh well. I'll just look around elsewhere.
No.738271
>>738270
That one guy thought I was poor. Gave me gold.
No.738272
>>738271
That Berserker, right?
No.738274
>>738273
Yeah. He's one of us Heroic Spirits too.
No.738275
>>738274
Interesting. So you know him?
No.738276
>>738275
Nnnnope. Most of our identities are hidden behind our classes.
No.738277
>>738276
Hm.
He seems a bit...dense.
No.738278
>>738277
He's a Berserker. They trade brainpower for brawn.
No.738279
>>738278
Some trade-off...
No.738280
>>738279
Right? They're pretty hard to deal with most of the time. Most are entirely mindless.
...I'm gonna go apologize to Bazett now. See ya.
>spiritmode
No.738283
>>738282
"Well" is relative. I'm sure you left one breathing.
>takes out a bingo sheet
>Angsty Anti-Hero Bingo
Oh look, "accidentally" leave someone alive is the free space.
No.738284
>>738283
I was home. Cooking dinner. Who the fuck were you tailing, moron? That gap extend to your eyes now?
No.738285
>>738284
I'll have you know this look is stunning in Africa. So I'd only be adding about another .5 to my overall score.
Also I'm trying to see if I can develop my powers any further through the power of positive thinking.
>wads the sheet up
Tonight was foresight.
No.738286
>>738285
>Africa
>this kid
So why the hell are you bothering me? I don't even do anything in Gotham anymore. Bat Country's nauseating to even be in.
No.738287
>>738286
Yes, you've made that poignantly clear. To the point that it's insufferable and also suspicious.
I heard about your switching sides, I'm here to see how long it takes for you to fail.
No.738288
>>738287
I'm still not hearing a reason I should give a damn.
No.738289
>>738288
Nobody asked you to.
You're a big boy, I'm sure you can handle a little discomfort.
>uncrumples the sheet
"Overuse of denying phrases"
Aaaaaaaaaand check.
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>>738289
>he's already stopped paying attention to Damian
>easiest way to defeat lil Jay is to not give him satisfaction
No.738291
>>738290
>you would think so
>but you've yet to face your worst foe
>a bored Damian
So you haven't been with your girlfriend in over a month.
No.738292
>>738291
>:3c
So Alfred doesn't know you're the one hiding his mustache wax.
No.738293
>>738292
A fuller, thicker mustache is exactly what we need in these trying times. It sends a different message.
No really, did she finally rot away?
No.738294
>>738293
Iunno, I liked the thinner pencil mustache. Then again he wasn't half as gray when I was around. Stressing the poor guy out, are we?
For shame.
>not gonna answer
No.738295
>>738294
Those ball bearings fell over on their own, I had little to no involvement with that.
How would you even know I was hiding his wax.
No.738296
>>738295
'Cause you just told me, moron.
No.738297
>>738296
...Well played. You've earned that one.
No.738298
>>738297
So what now, pipsqueak. You already get the whole tittybar thing and I'm not setting foot in Batghanistan unless it's for a chili dog. And then I'm leaving.
No.738299
>>738298
If you'd been listening, you'd know I already told you.
Also because Pennyworth wants me to help build Gordon's chair ramps and I'll have no part in that.
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>>738299
She's in the wheelchair again?
No.738301
>>738300
What do you mean "again", she's been in a wheelchair for something like 20 years now.
Are you doing crystal marijuanas again?
No.738302
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>>738301
>
I'll say it one more time: I don't fucking pay attention to whatever you mongs do or what happens. Last I heard she got fucking corrective surgery and took the mantle back from Cass and Brown. What a huge waste.
No.738303
>>738302
Ok it used to be tolerable but now you're just being needlessly transparent, I thought you were trained better.
Like one of Cain's "soon-dairies" but somehow shabbier.
>holds up a sign
>[This feature to no longer carry New 52 Batgirl after a lawsuit]
No.738304
>>738303
It would be if you got the fucking picture. But you just keep on going like a deaf Energizer Bunny.
>
And you know damn well what that is, I've seen your room.
No.738305
>>738304
Kamen Rider is cool. Only a philistine wouldn't see the positive intrinsic indoctrination qualities of justice at such a young age.
Also because the motorcycle drives itself, I need one.
No.738306
>>738305
Kamen Rider is way cool. And the only motorcycles that drive themselves are Black's, Kuuga's and I'm assuming the newer ones.
No.738307
>>738306
>u wot
Fucking stealth camo prototype.
No.738308
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>>738306
>>738307
I'm obligated to inform you that stealth camo is for nerds and losers.
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No.738310
>>738309
Wha-I BLINKED! NOT FAIR!
No.738312
>>738311
You fell right into my trap I totally didn't just make up a second ago.
>birdarang go
>thigh: stabbity
No.738313
>>738312
FUCKIN-
>Shark Repellent: yes
No.738314
>>738313
Fool! You're only releasing my natural killer's instinct!
>BOPPITYBOPPITYBOPPITY
No.738315
>>738314
Y'know what?
>Dragon style kung fu
>neck pinch
>go to sleep, lil D
Cass taught me how she gets you to take naps. If you're faking it I'll tell her and you'll break her trust.
No.738316
>>738315
>curses, enticing that one to retribution isn't in the itinerary
>but did this idiot really not know my hood can stop bullets, much less pinches
>[obviously fake snoring]
No.738317
>>738316
I'm angry but not stupid.
>
Secret's safe with me. For now.
>deposits Damian in the dusty-as-fuck Gay Baby Jail with Morty's skeleton
No.738318
>>738317
THIS PLACE IS A PRISON, TODD! A PRISOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNN
>
I mean...
>slaps himself
>out
No.738319
>>738318
>
>Cass didn't even tell me that. Dumbass.