No.738321
>looks up from a newspaper he was reading
Oi, Foxy.
>"Hm?"
Why do I always hang out with you in the mornings?
>"I... I'm not sure. I guess we're always just the first ones here."
No.738322
>opens bathroom door
Look at that. People!
No.738323
File: 1455037051936.png (674.96 KB, 534x600, 89:100, d59fe9ca4de91e4197eebbfb00….png)
>>738322
Isn't that Carnage's entrance gag?
No.738324
>walks out of the kitchen while humming
No.738325
>>738324
Think fast!
>throws something at high velocity
No.738326
>>738323
Carnage exits the bathroom. I'm going
>........
as we speak.
Its a variant. A Deadpool Variant.
>courtesy flush
No.738327
>>738325
>catches whatever he threw
YOU HAVE MADE A TERRIBLE MISTAKE--
>about to throw the fans
>sudden realization
Hahaha, I almost threw these fans at here.
Silly me...
>puts them away
No.738329
>>738326
Can we talk after you're done? This is just really awkward and kind of gross.
>>738327
>still standing around casually
Highly strung, aren't we? You like them?
>motions to the bouquet of violets she caught
No.738330
File: 1455037470537.png (475.32 KB, 1054x1451, 1054:1451, 675ac32cc347f31f34c032ef86….png)
>>738328
>ears pricked forward
Spaghetti?!
No.738331
>>738329
I am done.
>did he wash his hands?
>he is wearing gloves
No.738332
>>738329
Ahahahaha, when people try to throw things at me they're usually intent to kill.
And wow yeah, I love them!
>>738328
...I was wondering where that saucy smell was coming from while in the kitchen.
No.738333
>>738330
NYAHAHA! OF COURSE MY FOXY FRIEND!
>>738332
BUT OF COURSE, I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, MAKE THE BEST SPAGHETTI!
No.738334
File: 1455037797940.jpg (260.5 KB, 600x847, 600:847, 0c8acb1b264fd9f6f5f9cae732….jpg)
>>738331
Did you wash your hands, or gloves or whatever?
>>738332
Knew you would. You wouldn't know it but I work at a florist, so I like to think flowers are kinda my thing.
No.738335
File: 1455037860892.jpg (614.49 KB, 1000x647, 1000:647, 4c590cd1358598151dc9a95c8d….jpg)
>>738333
>dashes over
>diving at the plate of spaghetti
No.738336
>>738334
That's a little personal.
>>738333
That's linguini
No.738337
>>738333
Certainly smells like it
>If Scorpion hears me say that, he'd probably strangle me or something.
>At least that's what he did when I said Edenian pie was better when whatever he cooked.
>>738334
Well I have a special surprise in the kitchen.
Made coincidentally for your arrival, though.
No.738338
File: 1455038000213.jpg (649.19 KB, 793x1000, 793:1000, 3b4e5d25b2601d04b6c5acbadc….jpg)
>>738336
It's also basic hygiene.
>>738337
For real? I'm starved. Haven't had anything to eat yet.
No.738339
>>738335
GAH! NO! THIS SPAGHETTI IS FOR MY BIG DAY OF LOOKING FOR MY BRO!
>>738336
...NO IT IS NOT!
>>738337
MAYBE I COULD COOK SOME FOR YA SOMETIME, NYA HA HA HA!
No.738340
>>738338
Absolutely! Tell me...how much do you like pie?
>>738339
Maybe, but I'll be eating something else as of right now.
No.738341
File: 1455038196643.jpg (557.88 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 4e3939e428eb4bff40ee3a25bd….jpg)
>>738339
>screeching_brakes.mp3
>floating right in front of the spaghet
So I can't have any?
No.738342
>>738340
OH, AND WHAT WOULD THAT BE?!
>>738341
HMM, WHAT IF I MADE YOU A SEPARATE BOWL?!
No.738343
>>738340
That... depends on what's in it, if I'll be honest.
No.738344
>>738338
Look, you already know more than enough about I did in that bathroom. What if I used Purel?
>>738339
You sure about that? They look very similar. What if you put Linguine in the water instead of Spaghetti?
No.738345
>>738342
Pie! It happens to be my specialty.
>>738343
>walks back out the kitchen, pie in hand
Give it a try, hm?
No.738346
>>738344
I'd feel a little better about touching anything in this place at least.
>>738345
>picks it up
For real though, this better not have any dog in it.
No.738347
File: 1455038528513.jpg (330.14 KB, 800x1049, 800:1049, 4fe52690924ac84842e2c51cf7….jpg)
No.738348
>>738344
I WOULD DO NO SUCH THING!
>>738345
PIE?! HMM, YOU WOULDN'T HAPPEN TO KNOW TORIEL, WOULD YOU?!
>>738347
THEN I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, SHALL MAKE THE BEST SPAGHETTI EVER!
No.738349
>>738346
...dog? In pie?
No, no, no, no those have no place in a pie, especially not an Edenian pie.
These are made from traditional recipes so good, even Shao Kahn's men were fooled by them. They'd literally die for them because we poisoned them.
...no I didn't poison this one.
>>738348
Not at all.
No.738350
>>738346
>pulls a bottle of purel out of a pouch
Feel better?
>>738348
You sure about that?
No.738351
File: 1455038917956.jpg (547.17 KB, 988x1380, 247:345, 1f69a04612a11e8b1e47d97ad7….jpg)
>>738349
Just gotta be cautious is all. I'm under geis to never eat dog.
>nom
This is...
>beyond weird
traditional, you say...
>>738350
Ok, now use it.
No.738352
>>738348
>sitting cross legged mid air
>waiting excitedly
No.738353
>>738349
I ONLY ASK BECAUSE SHE ALSO LOVES TO MAKE PIE!
>>738350
POSITIVE!
>>738352
>Runs into the kitchen
>Come back minutes later with a hot plate of spaghetti
NYAHAHAHA!
No.738354
File: 1455039068307.jpg (107.95 KB, 707x1000, 707:1000, She never had green eyes ;….jpg)
>>738351
...do you not like it?
>>738353
Yeah well I still never heard of her, sorry.
No.738355
...Where'd this skateboard come from?
No.738356
>>738351
I already did. I don't want to over sanitize. That's how you body becomes unable to fight germs.
>>738353
Dog is Watching
No.738357
>>738354
No, no, it's just... strange.
>taking more bites
>>738356
But you just sanitised your gloves.
No.738358
>>738353
Thank you~!
>digs in
>>738355
>!
>
Halt! Delinquent!
No.738360
>>738354
HMM, THEN MAYBE I SHALL GET YOU TWO ACQUAINTED!
>>738356
NYEH?! WHERE?!
>>738358
ANYTIME!
No.738361
File: 1455039363763.png (543.33 KB, 1214x1592, 607:796, Be careful not to cut your….png)
>>738355
Why're you asking us?
>>738357
What's so strange about it?!
>[sweating]
>>738360
Sounds alright to me.
No.738362
File: 1455039399720.png (367.31 KB, 807x379, 807:379, screen-shot-2015-08-03-at-….png)
>>738355
Rocket Racer?
>>738357
Yeah, but I didn't take my gloves off when I wiped.
>>738360
Dog is everywhere. Much like Shrek, Dog is Life. Dog is Love.
No.738363
>>738359
>...
Too much? Too little? I never get to use the police outfit.
>>738360
You have to teach me how to make spaghetti like you do.
No.738364
>>738361
It's like the first time Teach gave me haggis.
>polishes off the slice
It's strange, but I think I like it.
>>738362
>finally looks relaxed
I'm feeling a whole lot less dirty now, thanks.
No.738365
>>738361
PERFECT! I SHALL TELL HER ABOUT YOU NEXT TIME I SEE YOU!
>>738362
THEN I SHALL MAKE SOME ARMOUR!
>>738363
OH?! THAT SOUNDS LIKE A GREAT IDEA, I SHALL DO SO ONCE I'VE FOUND SANS!
No.738366
>>738364
>sigh of relief
Well good, maybe you'll get used to it.
If not I can always bake something else.
>I don't get it. People normally love it on the first bite.
>Did I...did I bake it wrong?
>Maybe I should try it.
>>738365
I'm sure it'll be great.
No.738367
>>738361
Well, somebody had to bring it here.
>>738362
Now there's a name I haven't heard in a while. Is he even still around?
>>738363
To tell you the truth, I forgot you even had that outfit.
No.738368
>>738364
Well, you did still watch me poop.
>>738365
Why does a skeleton need armor?
>>738367
....I don't think he is. I think he's in that limbo or not being dead, but nobody cares about Rocket Racer anymore
No.738369
>>738365
Who?
>>738367
Well the blue uniform is rarely appreciated in a place like this.
>normal clothes
I think you've seen most of my outfits, actually.
No.738370
File: 1455039961004.png (512.97 KB, 465x670, 93:134, 319b7aa7fee48184607510c3a0….png)
>>738366
Actually, just give me the whole thing. I've got a really bad craving for the rest of that pie.
>>738368
Because you left the damned door open!
No.738371
File: 1455040059196.png (3.95 MB, 2592x3000, 108:125, papyrus_done_by_reinfriman….png)
>>738366
IT WILL BE, I KNOW IT! NYA HA HA!
>>738368
TO PROTECT MYSELF FROM DOGS!
>>738369
MY BROTHER, WHO WENT MISSING FOR SOME REASON!
No.738372
>>738367
Did you check the bottom?
>>738370
>hands it over
If you say so.
>>738371
Caaaan't wait.
No.738373
File: 1455040248596.jpg (621.42 KB, 1062x1686, 177:281, 0176c99930bede4d7473d1b608….jpg)
>>738372
>scarfs the whole thing down in one go
>urp
Whatever you put in there, it's... it's definitely addicting. What kind of weird Edenian herbs and spices do you put-
>urp
-in it?
No.738374
>>738368
Well, there weren't too many people who cared about me until a couple of years ago. Maybe Rocket Racer can make a comeback like I d-
>bursts into laughter
...I can't even say that with a straight face.
>>738369
Depends on what your definition of "appreciated" is, but I get what you're saying.
>>738372
Nope. Probably should have done that first.
>flips it over
>"IF FOUND, PLEASE RETURN TO CLINT BARTON"
...Hawkeye owns a skateboard?
No.738375
>>738371
Sorry, but I don't think I've seen any skeletons around here.
>>738374
Oh? Oh~? Are you saying you like a girl in uniform~?
No.738376
>>738372
ME NEITHER!
>>738375
BLAST! THEN I SHALL BROADEN MY SEARCH! FAIRWELL!
>Jumps out a window
No.738377
>>738370
And you didn't look away.
>>738371
Makes sense.
>>738374
maybe he could be one of those supporting characters in some quirky Spider-Man spinoff. Like...Amazing Friends of Spider-Man.
No.738378
>>738373
Nothing too much. It's mostly the same stuff you can find on Earth.
I heard someone describe it as chocolate-y while others say it's more of a Cherry.
I thought it was like a mix of this realm's pumpkin and apple pies.
>what is Edenian pie?
>the world may never know
>>738376
Why do people here jump out of windows?
No.738379
File: 1455040792360.jpg (557.54 KB, 1100x595, 220:119, 97cf8f7ebdabe50c274e288cc3….jpg)
>>738377
Because you were talking to me on the goddamn- you know what, I'm just going to try my very best to forget that I had to see such an unfortunate sight.
>>738378
Whatever the hell you just gave me was bloody good, at any rate. So now I owe you one, don't I?
No.738380
>>738375
>shrug
Depends if they're trying to arrest me or not.
>>738377
Maybe. But a lot of spinoffs tend to crash and burn.
No.738381
>>738379
You gave me the flowers, that's payback enough.
I hope you're as good at catch as I am, though.
>>738374
oops
I don't know who that is.
No.738382
>>738376
Good luck!
>>738380
Let's say they're... actually, never mind. I don't really want to say it out loud.
No.738383
File: 1455041001777.png (518.52 KB, 721x1025, 721:1025, 887a8a9c77696b64a97f475a37….png)
>>738381
Let's just say that everyone wants me on their dodgeball team.
No.738384
>>738379
Oh. See, and here I thought I brought us closer together Stick Man.
>>738380
You're talking to the guy who gets multiple spin offs a year.
No.738385
>>738381
Someone I've worked with before. He's not that bright.
>>738382
...I don't know where you were going with that.
>>738384
But not all of 'em are good, now are they?
No.738386
>>738383
Well try to catch this, then
>
>>738385
Ohhhhhh.
How stupid would you say he is?
No.738387
File: 1455041335339.jpg (165.17 KB, 850x745, 170:149, sample-90d70870749c9930e03….jpg)
>>738385
You don't have to worry about getting arrested by a cat in the near future.
No.738388
>>738384
Lancer. And I say it brought us too close way too quickly.
>>738386
What the fu-
>instinctively catches her by the ass
>holding her up by the ass
Uh... UH....
No.738389
File: 1455041428998.png (841.41 KB, 1440x593, 1440:593, deadpool-movie-screencaps-….png)
>>738385
They range from Okay, to pretty bad.
>flips out window
No.738390
>>738386
On a scale of one to ten? About an eight.
>>738387
>ohmy.takei
>awkward cough
To be fair, I wouldn't exactly trust her with a pair of handcuffs.
>>738389
Seems like the way everything's going these days. My next ongoing doesn't start until Apr- annnnd he's gone. Alright then.
No.738391
>>738388
>looks up
Wow I was expecting you to catch me by the waist, but you caught me right at what I threw.
That's impressive.
>>738390
...geez.
That's pretty dumb.
No.738392
File: 1455041930133.jpg (159.25 KB, 850x478, 425:239, sample-aa02fe3e79a3b295ed1….jpg)
>>738390
Can't you break out of handcuffs? You seem like the kind of person who'd have like 50 different methods.
No.738393
>>738391
You're surprisingly okay with this. Most women that end up in the same position as you turn extremely violent.
No.738394
>>738391
It's not that surprising. He's had zero formal education as far as I know.
>>738392
You say that like your sister would even give me an opportunity to break out.
No.738395
>>738393
I literally threw myself at you, expecting you to catch me.
I'd be an idiot to get mad at you.
>>738394
Well he's getting by, at least.
I hope he is, anyway.
No.738396
File: 1455042435043.jpg (1.02 MB, 981x1200, 327:400, 58e7dea3c85f7c19d63f4dcf12….jpg)
>>738394
Well it's much better for someone not to do something than for someone to be doing something they don't want to.
>checking her phone
And for now, I must bid you adieu. It's the Lunar Revel and I'm expected to perform tonight.
>Chinese dress go
Wish me luck!
>voip
No.738397
File: 1455042593486.jpg (191.92 KB, 913x867, 913:867, f1a833db61cf132c8fae5943e3….jpg)
>>738395
>flips her over his shoulder
Well I hope you don't get mad at me right now, because I'm going to be borrowing you for a bit. There's a nice restaurant I know of downtown that you'll absolutely love, so I'm going to kidnap you for now.
>struts out
I'm outta here, probably continue when I'm free tomorrow
No.738398
File: 1455042668439.jpg (239.57 KB, 800x533, 800:533, Keep your hands where I ca….jpg)
>>738395
He somehow scraped enough money together to buy an entire apartment complex over in Brooklyn. I'd say he's doing fine.
>>738396
>nod
Have fun out there.
No.738399
>>738397
Wow okay then.
I'm not complaining!
>>738398
Good for him.
Also I guess I'm going now. See you later, Moon knight!
>dragged away
No.738400
>>738399
Yeah, see ya.
>And then there were two.
>Oh, great. Now you wanna start talking.
No.738401
File: 1455044553356.jpg (53.98 KB, 500x477, 500:477, 4ea8e297c597c1a3c6e99f476d….jpg)
>peeking around a corner
This must be it.
No.738402
>>738401
>
A maid here? This is a little weirdly nostalgic.
No.738403
>>738402
>!
Señor, you would not have seen a... taller maid with glasses, no? She is my co-worker and has gone missing. Our young master is very worried.
No.738404
>>738403
>Spanish maid...
>rubbing his temples
>I miss Alfred
>urge to fuck with: none
This is getting more familiar. I swear I know who you're talkin' about but it's all fuzzy.
>guh
How long ago did your "friend" go missing.
No.738405
>>738404
Ah... a year ago, Mr...?
I am sorry it was such a long time ago, Roberta is very good at hiding her tracks...
No.738406
>>738405
>she's so short too holy shit how can a grown woman be so fucking cute aaaaaaaa
Roberta...
>puzzle pieces meshing together
Round spectacles, twin braids, detached demeanor, pretty inept at actual maid stuff? I was pretty sure she was just using the maid gig as a cover for an assassin.
>uh
Name's Jason. Yeah I saw'er a few times. Long gone though. Stick around, maybe you'll find some clues.
No.738407
>>738406
>!
Yes, that is her!
>oh...
Thank you for letting me know, mister Jason.
>polite bow
No.738408
>>738407
>I
>miss
>Alfred
Jus' doin' the "right thing" or so I'm told.
>...
Yeah, you're welcome and all that noise.
So who're you. Another maid assassin? Your gloves smell like cordite.
No.738409
>>738408
Ah... I, err... no. I am simply a maid for my master Garcia Lovelace.
No.738410
>>738409
Sure you are. Baggy sleeves, you're prolly hidin' some pocket pistols or maybe a really small submachine gun. Mac-11? Mini-uzi? Come on.
I'm a "professional cleaner" myself, I know ain't that easy to dupe.
No.738411
>>738410
I-I am not hiding anything, señor.
No.738412
>>738411
So if I do this-
>scruffs the minimaid
what'll you do?
No.738413
File: 1455046191608.gif (724.68 KB, 250x128, 125:64, tumblr_mr3lkgydfy1sb48aco2….gif)
>>738412
>
All the taller men do this...
>dangling around
Forgive me, señor.
No.738414
>>738413
>delayed pain receptors
...
...
...
Right in the fuckin' grundle! My gooch!
>yanks the boot knife out of his crotch
Fuckin' ow, lady what the fuck! You're not even trying to hide it now!
No.738415
File: 1455046397217.jpg (53.98 KB, 500x477, 500:477, 4ea8e297c597c1a3c6e99f476d….jpg)
>>738414
>!!
Oh no...!
>flips out of Jay's grip
Geh... I have made a mistake.
No.738416
>>738415
>tiny knife wound already healed
>thanks Lazarus regeneration
Aight, clearly you do that often. So you and Roberta are maid-assassins for this Lovelace guy. Cool.
>
If you stab me again I'm gonna have to punt you like a football. I got hella respect for maids and butlers so don't blow it.
No.738417
>>738416
How have you not succumbed, that's supposed to be excruciatingly painful.
No.738418
>>738417
I've had worse. Maybe you've heard of me: Jason Todd. The Red Hood.
>
Ah, you speak Spanish... right. La Capucha Roja?
No.738419
File: 1455046970110.jpg (53.98 KB, 500x477, 500:477, 4ea8e297c597c1a3c6e99f476d….jpg)
>>738418
>!
>[mild fear]
You... you are like Roberta.
No.738420
>>738419
Compliment or insult?
Fuck it. I'll take it either way.
No.738421
>>738420
Ehh... we have been figured out. There is no more use in lying.
>
We are not assassins. Merely maids and bodyguards.
My name is Fabiola Iglesias.
No.738422
>>738421
Trust me. Ain't that weird. I was a tights-wearing sidekick 'til I was 16. Then I died. Then I un-died. Now I'm a sometimes-villain, sometimes-hero for hire.
Ain't I a wishy-washy son of a bitch?
No.738423
>>738422
>negro what
>too pure for this capeshit
How can you be dead, you are standing right in front of me?
Is this an American joke about being dead inside?
>Revy
No.738424
>>738423
>ohohohohoho
>Revy and I are gonna prank the hell outta this one later
Yeah, that's about right.
No.738425
>>738424
Americans are strange... I have met a woman like you.
No.738426
>>738425
Dual wields dinky pistols, swears a lot, nice ass, decent rack? Yeah I know'er too.
No.738427
>>738426
You... know Two Hands?
No.738428
>>738427
Sure do. Where'd you meet the fireball?
No.738429
File: 1455048817544.jpg (22.22 KB, 447x182, 447:182, totally not sleeping on th….jpg)
>>738428
This is not the first time Roberta has gone missing. We hired the Lagoon Company to help find her.
>...
I do not want to see that Rock ever again.
No.738430
>>738429
I keep hearing shit about Rock. What the hell could that pencil pusher ever do?
No.738431
>>738430
He... he...!
>RRRRRRR
He endangered the life of my master and Roberta, almost had them killed, used us all like pawns, all to "save" some unrelated person!
People are not chess pieces, señor Todd! People who think like that become truly vile... demonios.
No.738432
>>738431
Caaaalm down mini maid.
>I remember now. Manipulative, intelligent, opportunistic. He doesn't need a gun, his words are bullets.
I understand now. Don't worry. Revy ain't workin' for Lagoon Company anyways. Not anymore. She's with me and my group.
No.738433
>>738432
I let my feelings get the better of me.
>deep inhale
>sharp exhale
I am sorry.
>...
Will your group help me look?
No.738434
>>738433
That's a face I can't say "no" to. You got my guns and our manpower.
>
We're expecting pay too y'know.
No.738435
No.738436
>>738434
Of course. The young master has given me permission to "hire" as it were. You will be compensated.
No.738437
>>738436
Then it's all good under the Red Hood, minimaid.
>
Wanna catch a drink?
No.738438
>>738437
P-please do not call me "minimaid".
>
Drinking, but it's still mid-afternoon, and I am working!
No.738439
>>738438
I'm not hearing a definite "no." Besides someone's gotta keep our resident drunk angel from his depression. Keep the poor guy company, y'know?
No.738441
File: 1455049919087.jpg (53.98 KB, 500x477, 500:477, 4ea8e297c597c1a3c6e99f476d….jpg)
>>738439
>good at peer pressure: no
W-well... only one or two. I must retain my senses.
>
Did you say angel?
>>738440
You are an angel...?
No.738442
File: 1455050071626.jpg (222.03 KB, 1280x540, 64:27, big fancy rich asshole bul….jpg)
>>738440
Drinking alone's miserable, Cas.
There's a phrase: misery loves company. So here we are.
>>738441
Yep. Five letter word, starts with A, means celestial being. And I don't mean alien.
No.738443
>>738441
>uh
>lights flicker
>wing shadows
I am Castiel, an angel of the Lord. And right now I'm off duty.
>>738442
Do I bring more drinks?
No.738444
>>738442
>>738443
>[hushed prayers]
>the minimaid is amazed
No.738445
>>738443
You got plenty of shots right here, dude. No more drinking entire liquor stores.
>>738444
He's pretty cool.
>aww, she's pious
You might wanna prepare for the truth. It might shake your faith.
No.738446
>>738444
There's no need for that. Father has... left the building, I think is the phrase.
It's just us angels and most of them don't know what to do.
>
I'm sorry. If it's any consolation He can still hear you.
>>738445
I brought my flask of nectar this time.
No.738447
>>738445
¿Qué?
>>738446
>oh
>oh
>oh
W-what?!
No.738448
>>738446
Sweet. Literally and figuratively.
>>738447
I know, bummer. But it's a man's world anyways.
Ever wonder why New Testament was decidedly lacking in Big G doing much of anything?
It's not a huge change. I used to be a priest once. Trust me the initial shock was huge but then when you think about it, it makes sense.
It'll hurt a lot less real soon.
No.738449
>>738447
There's no need to be upset.
...Is there anything I can do for you?
>>738448
I've made her sad, Jason.
No.738450
>>738448
>breath, mini
>breathe
I...
>>738449
N-no... mister Todd is right.
No.738451
>>738449
So, iunno give'er a hug or something man.
>>738450
I'm sure you and Cas got stuff to say. We can discuss our payment matters later when everyone else is present.
No.738452
>>738451
An embrace? Of course.
>>738450
>
>with Jay too
I am very sorry.
No.738453
>>738451
>aaaaaaaaaaa
Why is he hugging me?
>>738452
>but it's so waaaaarm
It is... alright.
No.738454
>>738452
I mean I was gonna duck out but okay.
>>738453
Just let it happen.
No.738455
>>738453
I will watch over you as well. That's a guardian angel's promise.
>>738454
I don't think miss Balalaika wants me to watch her but she's nice to drink with, so I'll leave that to you.
I'm sorry if I'm putting extra work on you.
No.738456
>>738454
That is what I am doing. It is... comforting.
>>738455
An angel watching over me... could you also watch over my young master?
No.738457
>>738455
I gotcha. No worries.
>>738456
It is pretty nice.
>slips out from under Cas' arm
>time for dranks
No.738458
>>738456
Yes. Garcia Lovelace will be protected.
>>738457
My sincerest gratitude.
No.738459
File: 1455052595583.jpg (53.98 KB, 500x477, 500:477, 4ea8e297c597c1a3c6e99f476d….jpg)
>>738457
>making a mental note of Jay's fluid movements and pain resistance
Thank you again, mister Todd.
>>738458
>sigh of relief
Muchas gracias. He needs protection while I am out looking for Roberta with the men of mister Todd...
No.738460
>>738458
Don't mind me dude.
>>738459
Look I'm really not a guy who's used to gratitude, so... if you could just dial down the "thank yous" I'd be really appreciative.
No.738461
File: 1455053195418.gif (884.04 KB, 500x282, 250:141, I don't even know this guy.gif)
>>738459
You're welcome.
>
I need to go.
>just straight-up vanishes from everyone's sight
>maybe still there
No.738462
>>738460
O-oh. I apologize-
>>738461
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
He just...!
No.738463
File: 1455053827407.jpg (539.05 KB, 600x848, 75:106, jason_by_fish_ghost-d8u1vs….jpg)
>>738462
Yeah he does that.
No.738464
>>738463
An angel... I never thought I would see a real living proof of God in all my life.
No.738465
>>738464
>grin
'm glad you're all excited, mini maid.
No.738466
>>738465
Don't call me that!
No.738468
>Checks that plate full of Fries and Ketchup
BLAST, NOT A NIBBLE!
No.738469
>>738466
That look in your eye reminds me of Revy. S'cute.
>>738467
You're that ninja...
No.738470
File: 1455054726191.jpg (53.98 KB, 500x477, 500:477, 4ea8e297c597c1a3c6e99f476d….jpg)
>>738467
Oh?
>>738469
I-I do not look like her.
No.738471
File: 1455055147597.jpg (216.04 KB, 600x919, 600:919, jason_by_fish_ghost-d9qzgf….jpg)
>>738470
Not physically, you're tiny as all hell. Could prolly fit you in my knapsack. But that glare, I'd know that glare anywhere.
No.738472
File: 1455055310846.jpg (109.05 KB, 393x551, 393:551, 8b8cb0ceba2466dec3eb7f6aee….jpg)
>>738469
Hn. I am Sheik.
>the plinking strings slow
And who might you be?
>>738470
>that is an awfully tiny person
>I think even Midna might be bigger
>silent wave
No.738473
>>738471
My height does not matter!
>>738472
>fluffing her meido dress down
O-oh. Um.
>returns the wave awkwardly
No.738474
>>738472
I'm like you, I have no name. An undying shadow in a world of light.
>he's just quoting Gray Fox
>good thing Snake isn't around to PTSD
>>738473
Maybe but it's hella fun to tease you.
No.738475
>>738474
Guh, you are just like Two Hands!
No.738476
File: 1455056228505.png (1.57 MB, 1000x1129, 1000:1129, 03a8dacb10679f3150c85821dc….png)
>>738473
>...
>cute~
A bigger man is a bigger target. You are fortunate in that regard.
>>738474
>let's not get the Snakes screaming again
I am glad to have company, in that case.
No.738477
>>738475
I get that a lot.
>>738476
So what's a ninja doin' here?
No.738478
>laying on the couch
>thinking of song names
Hmmm...HMMMMMMM...
That's it! Teenage Frankenstein! And it'd be like "I'M A TEENAGE FRANKENSTEIN--"
Noo, nooo that's taken.
HMMMMMMMM.
No.738479
>>738476
¡Exactamente!
>>738477
You should! It is as if you are her!
>mini maid
>pictures no working
No.738480
>>738478
HOW ABOUT A TEENAGE SKELETON?!
No.738481
>>738479
You sayin' I'm Revy in a costume?
No.738482
>>738481
>
ADMIT IT! I know you are hiding in there, Two Hands!
No.738483
>>738480
Well theoretically that could work...but then I gotta get in the mindset. The mindset of a teenage skeleton.
No.738484
>>738482
OI! Get offa me dammit!
>flailing around with minimaid on his back pulling on his nose
No.738485
>>738483
NOW THAT SHOULDN'T BE HARD, RIGHT?!
No.738486
>>738485
Well that depends. You're a skeleton, and I assume you were a teenager once.
Tell me what it was like to be a teenage skeleton...to give me an idea. Were you rebellious? Did you give in to the peer pressure of the time? How properly rattled were you?
No.738487
>>738484
Why won't this disguise come off!
No.738488
File: 1455057324697.jpg (47.91 KB, 525x957, 175:319, 63518f7614463b328033d11607….jpg)
>>738477
I'd heard a friend was here, but it would appear that he's gone. A shame, but I'll find him.
>it has occured to me that I might be a stalker
>I'll never admit it
>>738478
>is he writing music as well?
>interest: piqued
>peeks up over the couch a bit to listen in on it
No.738489
>>738487
Maybe because it ain't a disguise.
>>738488
Everybody's missing somebody huh.
>still trying to get minimaid off his back
No.738490
File: 1455057384755.jpg (71.57 KB, 540x655, 108:131, 3696564dc70e1d19135875a209….jpg)
>>738486
WELL, I WASN'T THAT REBELLIOUS AS A TEEN, BUT I DID HAVE AMBITIONS TO BECOME A ROYAL GUARD, KINDA LIKE RIGHT NOW! ALSO I HAD A THING FOR MAKING PUZZLES!
No.738491
>>738489
You mean... I made a mistake?
>[screams internally]
F-forgive me, Capucha Roja! I did not mean it!
No.738492
>>738491
Y'know under ordinary circumstances I woulda knocked you right out, but for the low low price of letting go of me I'll let it slide and keep helping you look for your terminator maid.
No.738493
>>738488
I need inspiration! This needs to bring metal back! It needs to be as big as at least ten Super Bowls! It needs to be like Men at Work but with metal! Metal at Work! Men at Metal? Mental at Work...need a reminder to work on band name.
Oh hey another ninja.
>>738490
That's not very brutal.
No.738495
>reappears covered in cats
It has come to my attention that I have a problem.
I can't stop adopting felines.
No.738496
>>738493
NOT AT ALL! DID YOU WANT IT TO BE BRUTAL?!
>>738495
ARE YOU STARTING A COLLECTION?!
No.738497
>>738495
Yes! That's it!
Angel Kittens! Great song idea--
Wait no that's not it at all.
>>738496
Yes, Eddie the Head wanted it to be brutal.
And what Eddie the Head said is my daily bread.
No.738498
>>738493
Sheik. I've never seen someone such as you before. Have you merged with a Chuchu...?
>pauses
Mental Metal Meltdown
>>738489
Missing a wanderer is cumbersome, but what can you do?
>tilts her head
Do you...need help with that...?
No.738499
File: 1455057987836.png (362.61 KB, 579x786, 193:262, tumblr_nw49jxsxub1sem014o1….png)
>>738494
Sheesh. Ain't you an excitable one?
No.738500
File: 1455058055491.jpg (539.05 KB, 600x848, 75:106, jason_by_fish_ghost-d8u1vs….jpg)
>>738498
I got it. No worries.
No.738501
>>738497
HMM, MY FRIEND UNDYNE KNOWS A LOT ABOUT BEING BRUTAL!
No.738502
>>738496
It would appear so.
>>738497
What are you trying to do?
No.738503
>>738499
I... I simply let my emotions cloud my judgment.
No.738504
>>738498
I'm Anti-Venom. Half-man, half-cure. But yeah, plenty of ninjas these days.
I think I seem to recall one...nope sure don't! Must have been removed from my memories.
...
Hey that's pretty good! A bit generic though...I'm not sure if that can stand as a name with Metallica, Iron Maiden, Motorhead or of course Black Sabbath.
>>738502
Bring metal back to life!
Make it rise from it's graves! Trying to figure out a song name.
>>738501
How much?
No.738505
File: 1455058296249.png (3.95 MB, 2592x3000, 108:125, papyrus_done_by_reinfriman….png)
>>738502
NYAHAHA! THEY ARE ALL ADORABLE!
>>738504
SHE ONCE SUPLEXED A BOULDER BECAUSE SHE COULD!
No.738506
>>738500
Very well, then.
>short people are so feisty
>>738504
In that case, I suppose I'll have to leave fairly soon. I wouldn't want to appear as though I was moving in on another's territory.
...if you are part cure, could you not cure amnesia?
>bows her head
Apologies. I'm certain you'll find something to help you contend with the musical giants.
No.738507
>>738503
>
>>738506
>short and feisty are the best
So who's your lost boy?
No.738508
>>738504
It'll take more than one musical group to initiate a revival.
>>738505
Yes. Very much so.
No.738509
>>738505
That is pretty metal, but might not be metal enough.
I need eye melting, body burning, iron striking metal!
>>738506
Naaaah wouldn't be the first time, won't be the last time. Aaand...I cannot.
Wish I could, but 'fraid I can't. If I could cure mental disease I'd be the best therapist around.
Still though, I'll have to come up with something. The formula must be in the names...wait you have amnesia. A...lost mentality! That's it! Lost Mentality!
>>738508
Oh I know, but every band has that one song that's better than the others. One that stands out from the others at first.
No.738510
>>738507
S-stop embarrassing me!
No.738511
>>738508
WHERE DID YOU FIND THEM?!
>>738509
HMM, LET ME THINK FOR A MINUTE THEN!
No.738513
>>738509
You could try asking the Muses. Greek goddesses of music.
>>738511
In a box.
No.738514
>>738511
Take your time.
This is most important.
>>738513
Where would I find them?
Maybe I'm putting too much thought into this...it'd be crazy if I really did bring metal back. Can't predict success, can only hope for it.
No.738515
>>738512
>keep your cool, Fabiola
Nn... I will bear this for the young master.
No.738516
File: 1455059347562.jpg (1.64 MB, 1264x982, 632:491, 1f9f4555e71064e09875ce93f3….jpg)
>>738509
>claps her hands quietly
Wonderful. I can't wait to hear your first song. And...I am relieved. I wouldn't enjoy a firefight.
>>738507
His name is Link. He is a swordsman I once traveled with. He, erm, opts for a lot of green in his wardrobe.
No.738517
>>738513
OH MY, I HOPE THEY WEREN'T ABANDONED!
>>738514
IS SOUL COLLECTING METAL?!
No.738518
>>738515
>grin
You make it sound like torture.
>>738516
>Link
You mean the idiot who can't talk besides random shouts?
No.738519
>>738514
Probably hiding wherever the rest of the pagan gods went after Lucifer decided to kill some of them.
>>738517
In all likelihood they were.
No.738520
>>738518
It's not hate. That much I will say. I couldn't hate someone who would help me.
No.738521
>>738516
It's gonna be brutal.
So very brutal.
>>738517
Oh hell yeah it is.
That's very metal.
>>738519
So I'll have to go on a quest...a quest to find Pagan Gods!
YES! YES!
THAT WRITES ITSELF!
No.738522
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>>738519
HMM, MIND OF I TAKE ONE?! I NEED A LITTLE BUDDY TO HELP ME FIND SANS!
>>738521
NYAHAHA! GLAD I COULD HELP!
No.738523
>>738521
It will be a fulfilling journey.
>>738522
I'm not sure how much help a cat will be, but try not to get them hurt.
No.738524
>>738518
He isn't an-
>...
>...
>...
Yes, that's him.
>>738521
I'm sure it will leave many bruises on your listeners. Be safe on your trip to, ehm...challange pagan gods.
No.738525
File: 1455059951626.png (276.6 KB, 682x636, 341:318, papyrus___undertale_by_kad….png)
>>738523
FOR MORALE OF COURSE!
>Picks one out
I SHALL NAME IT, TEMMIE!
No.738526
>>738522
Alright, this is good...
>Song Ideas!
>Soul collecting...needs a name
Hmmm...
>Time to Pay Your Toll
Perfect.
>>738523
Yeah also it'll be more inspiration.
>writing done some more
>Idea #2
Hmmmm...
>Chasing Pagans
>To Me My Gods
Those are both good names...
>>738524
If it's safe that'll be fine, but the more danger means more inspiration!
No.738527
>>738520
Aw, you do like me.
>>738524
Long gone's right. Then again that's just what a hero of time do, now isn't it.
No.738528
>>738525
Temmie?
>>738526
I wish you luck.
No.738529
>>738527
We just met, stop flirting!
>AAAAA
No.738530
>>738528
OF COURSE, I KNEW A LOT OF CATS NAMED TEMMIE, AND THIS ONE REMINDS ME OF ONE OF THEM!
No.738531
File: 1455060519762.jpg (191.07 KB, 1200x1654, 600:827, 1b7e7f32db5d94273a6f3f31e6….jpg)
>>738527
>going for the deep cuts ;-;
...yes. The current of time is harsh, I suppose this is no exception.
>>738526
Just be mindful of the line between "dangerous" and "entirely lethal".
No.738532
>>738528
Oh I'll need it. For more than just finding the Muses...
>Maybe Chasing Pagans and To Me My Gods can be different songs?
>>738531
Hah! Entirely lethal doesn't exist for me! Unless you're talking love...
I was married once!
...I still am. Wow that's a sentence I haven't said in forever.
No.738533
>>738529
But it's fun.
>>738531
>:3c
You sound very stalker-ish.
No.738535
File: 1455061181538.jpg (335.51 KB, 740x1048, 185:262, 177c8b7c7b52641b7fa1b8416e….jpg)
>>738532
>Behind Sheik, a window freezes up, and a big heart draws itself in the frost
Even the strongest of us face death in some way. And...that's lovely, I suppose. I hope you're happy with your spouse.
>>738533
...I am not a stalker. Link and I are close personal friends, and have been for a long ti-oh, this isn't helping my case.
>now that's a glum chum
It doesn't matter. I think it would be best to leave him to his business anyway.
No.738536
>>738534
>tfw headbutted in the dick by a tiny meido
Jeez.
>>738535
Close friends, huh.
No.738537
>>738535
Yeah but I just come back when the sells are low.
But yes it is! For once I can say that...feels good. Great even. I've even made a vow, that I didn't make up at all, to never get in the way of love. Unless it's part of the plan.
No.738538
>>738536
>looks up from where her head is
>
>
>
>
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
No.738539
File: 1455062182513.jpg (58.04 KB, 564x908, 141:227, 5b6bfc21443e8238695fa1fc98….jpg)
>>738536
We met when we were children, and adventured together when we grew. I consider him very much to be a friend.
>>738537
...
>don't question it Sheik
And what might the plan be?
No.738540
>>738538
>
You did it, not me.
>>738539
Fun. Don't really care but fun.
No.738541
>>738539
Don't worry about it, it's already worked like a charm.
Though it wasn't entirely my plan, my son was involved too.
No.738542
>>738540
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
No! It was an accident!
No.738543
>>738542
I won't tell Revy.
No.738544
>>738543
>
>where was she hiding that China Lake
Stop making fun of me!
No.738545
File: 1455063814254.jpg (63.58 KB, 736x346, 368:173, 5f6dafcf0eb9ca803e864e9510….jpg)
>>738544
Now that's a gun. Nice.
No.738546
>>738545
Por supuesto. You asked earlier what my gun was. This is one of them! Ahora basta con las estupideces.
No.738547
>>738546
Stop with the stupid shit? Man you are one demanding maid.
No.738548
>>738547
Guh...
>lowers the 'nade lawnchair
No.738549
>>738548
So before we discuss pay and swap info, since my crew ain't here, why don't you show me some other toys.
No.738550
File: 1455065159107.gif (368.46 KB, 245x138, 245:138, tumblr_n7owxj4CMk1qj5jqso4….gif)
>>738549
>
>dual MAG-7s
¿Satisfecho?
No.738551
>>738550
Machine pistols and a 40mm grenade launcher. I like it.
No.738552
>>738551
Mejor. At least you are not underestimating me.
No.738553
>>738552
I use two custom modular pistols. Works for .50 AE, 40mm grenades, flechette rounds, buckshot, 7.62x54R...
>
Oops. Got carried away.
No.738554
>>738553
>aaaaaaaaaaaaaa
V-very impressive, mister Todd.
>who needs two guns that do all that
No.738555
>>738554
You're all worried. What?
No.738556
>>738555
It just seems like too many things for pistols to do.
No.738557
>>738556
Well yeah. They combine. Like Voltron. In your hands.
No.738558
>>738557
...Voltron handguns?
No.738559
>>738558
Voltron handguns.
No.738560
>>738559
When is your crew coming? This is important.
No.738561
>>738560
Talk about late... goddammit. Guess we both gotta wait.
No.738562
>>738561
There is no choice...
>fidgeting
No.738563
File: 1455070239560.png (555.21 KB, 900x695, 180:139, burgerpants_by_cargorabbit….png)
I feel like I should be doing something right now... Ah well.
No.738564
Yo, you gettin' all this?
>Revy sitting by with a camera
>Man I'm only doin' this shit 'cause shooting you didn't fuckin' work. Hurry up, damn it!
Hey hey, ya don't gotta be so angry, I just gotta get my GOLDEN fashion across to the world, man!
No.738565
>>738562
They're not usually this late, I swear.
No.738566
File: 1455071742824.jpg (53.98 KB, 500x477, 500:477, 4ea8e297c597c1a3c6e99f476d….jpg)
>>738564
>!
Two Hands...
>>738565
There is one.
No.738567
>>738564
What's with the huge weirdo?
>>738566
Fuck it. I'll fill the rest in later. Spill.
No.738568
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>>738566
>propping the camera up with her feet while Kintoki prostrates
>pshh
>
Ah?
Fuckin' hell, Jay pick you up at the pound or somethin'?
>>738567
Dude's even dumber than me, and that's sayin' somethin'. Hot enough so I can totally filch some of the film and we can make a quick buck off it.
...Wait, don't gimme that fuckin' shit, what's with the little weirdo! You know I hate fuckin' maids, man!
No.738569
>>738567
We will be willing to pay you approximately this much-
>suitcase from the dress
in advance. It is 50%.
>>738568
Wh- ¡no soy ninguna perra!
>RRRR
No.738570
>>738568
I bet you love money more than you hate maids.
Terminator-chan's gone missing and it's worrying Tiny here's little kid.
>peeks into the suitcase
>low whistle
>>738569
Aight. I'm in. Just don't get all psychotic if the terminator ain't in pristine slaughtering condition when we bring'er in.
No.738571
>>738569
Wuzzat? Timmy's stuck in the well again, girl?
Get the fuckin' tacos outta your mouth f'you got somethin' to say, beaner.
>>738570
The fuckin' rugrat?
Goddamn, knew I shoulda capped the little bastard when I had the chan-
>eyean the suitcase glow
...Jay am I drooling 'cause it feels like I'm drooling.
No.738572
>>738570
>RRRRRRrrrrrrrrr...
The young master wants her safe. Just do not kill her.
>>738571
For a dog to call another a dog is a joke, yes?
>hmph
No.738573
>>738571
Little bit yeah.
>holy shit
You're with me. Roy'll be checking satellites, Moonman's got his own surveillance stuff.
>>738572
Yeah yeah, fine by me.
No.738574
>>738572
>in face: yes
WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE CALLIN' A FUCKIN' DOG, YOU BITCH!
>squish the mini
>but money
>uuuuuuuuuuuurgh
>>738573
>blink
You're not fuckin' serious about this shit, Jay. I know stuffed animals bigger'n her, let's just take the money and run!
>...
Yeah yeah, thou wilt noteth...uh, do bad shit. I get it, so quick lookin' at me like that, damn it.
No.738575
>>738573
I am-
>>738574
>squished
>REEEEEEEEE
>
ENOUGH OF THE FIGHTING! The more you squabble with me the more my young master will suffer!
No.738576
>>738574
I got a soft spot for kids. And the pay's fuckin' solid.
We'll start setting up when we're good and ready. Trail's cold as ice anyways. Harper needs to find'er with his geek shit.
>>738575
Tiny's right. Let's not kill each other just yet yeah?
No.738577
>>738575
>!
>cue sputtering and flailing
YOU PIECE'A FUCKIN SHIT! LEMME G-WHERE THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE PINCHING!
>>738576
>reduced to mouthbreathing
Ghh...That bitch is a demon from fuckin' Hell if I ever saw one, Jay.
No.738578
>>738576
Geh... you are correct.
>>738577
It is an art taught to me by the internet! Bitch Suppression!
>twist
>Mini no
No.738579
File: 1455073669043.png (186.57 KB, 446x420, 223:210, return of the skunk stripe.png)
>>738577
Yeah? We'll just see who's scarier: the demon in those fists of yours or some terminator.
>>738578
I try to be.
No.738580
>>738578
>BARKBARKBAR-
>gkkkkt
>
...Tch.
>>738579
>cough
Demon, huh.
>shakes her head
You don't fuckin' get it, Jay. This chick is a Terminator.
Saw her jump 30 feet from a moving car...fuckin' hell, why do we gotta do this?
No.738581
>Snake.exe has resumed
GRAY FOX
No.738582
>>738580
It worked? It worked!
>
No.738583
>>738580
...You mean you don't do that?
>
Oh... yeah I guess I'm the crazy one. Fuck. Being around the Batfags again just reminded me how different I am to normal guys.
>shakes his head in return
We'll be fine. Swear on my unbeating heart.
No.738584
File: 1455074633079.jpg (54.33 KB, 374x560, 187:280, 0c7b776beb1f1ae2b000e098c4….jpg)
>>738582
>arms crossed firmly around her chest
>[muttered obscenities]
Do that again and I'm puttin' a bullet in your pretty little face.
>probably no conviction in those words
>>738583
So tell'm to fuck off the old fashioned way, don't tell me you're gettin' pussyfoot on me now too.
>guh
Holdin' you to that, Jay. 'Cause I'm gonna eat that fuckin' heart if you get fucked up.
No.738585
>>738581
...
>Raiden.exe still needs time to start working
No.738586
>>738585
KID WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME FOX WAS ALIVE
No.738587
>>738584
You try getting the ninja brat off your dick.
>checking the gay baby jail
Ain't easy.
>eating my heart
>hot
No.738589
>>738584
Why are you all red in the face?
No.738590
>>738587
>no ideas pls
Your whole family's pretty weird, Jay.
>cigarette butts in the jail
Tellin' me you don't got anti-ninja repellent?
>>738589
>rrrRRR
CRAM IT, PINTSIZE
>
So let's get to fuckin' business and do yourself a favor, 'cause you ain't gonna wanna be near me for much longer.
No.738592
>>738591
He's that ninja...
I didn't know he was back!
I blame Desperado for this...
No.738593
File: 1455075288114.jpg (506.18 KB, 1063x797, 1063:797, solid_snake_study_by_makoh….jpg)
>>738592
A Snake, a robot, a ninja...
The S3 Plan!?
No.738594
>>738593
You don't think it's one big coincidence?
No.738595
>>738590
He has anti-anti ninja repellent. Kid's trained by the same paranoid asshole I was.
I just got a lot more extracurricular experience too.
No.738596
>>738590
H-hey! Don't grab me there!
No.738597
>>738594
Remember the last time we thought it was all just one big coincidence?
I don't see any guys in tentacle suits though...
No.738598
>>738597
You're right, it's never a coincidence! They just want us to think that...well not this time.
And it just seems like there aren't...there could be one anytime, anywhere...
No.738599
>>738595
Oh yeah, bet you were a regular class act in dodgeball.
>pffft
If you'd stop bein' a baby and let us use those assholes, this shit'd be a lot easier.
>>738596
S'just a taste, minimaid.
>smoke in her face
I was pretty popular in prison, y'know.
No.738600
>>738598
You're talking all obtuse again. You know that's not what I meant when I said find the meaning behind the words, right.
OK! TIME TO...uh, find something out?
That sounds about right.
No.738601
>>738599
We're tryin' to go straight, remember?
A friend once told me that in this world it's too easy to do our worst to people. We should try to do our best.
You trusted me, Revy. We're gonna see this through.
No.738602
>>738600
Are you sure? Because it really feels like that's what you meant.
Alright, alright maybe not. But what are we gonna find out here?
No.738603
>>738599
>
>does she like it
>aaaaa
No.738604
>>738602
The S3 Plan if I remember correctly is the Patriot's plan to control world events, manipulate the past.
They're all dead...and since you're here, that'd mean we have two ninjas.
What if we're not looking broadly enough, like an S9 Plan?
No.738605
>>738601
>spits
Sounds t'me like an excuse for bein' a lazy piece of shit, but whatever.
>waves off
Like we need those fucks anyway. So what's the runt told you so far.
>>738603
>?
Fuckin' maids...
No.738606
>>738605
Which runt, Tiny over here or the gay baby?
No.738607
>>738605
>uh
>UH
I WAS NOT DOING ANYTHING STRANGE!
No.738608
>>738604
Two ninjas...
This must be the work of Desperado. Only I've seen them with ninja like me...
>S9 Plan
>S9 PLAN
My god, what would that even stand for?!
No.738609
File: 1455076567273.jpg (22.49 KB, 278x212, 139:106, abject lack of concern ove….jpg)
>>738608
Aren't they defunct after you became the Big Boss for cyborg PMCs? In their current state, at least.
...Selection for Societal Sanitation Surrounding Serendipitous Suspicious Souls Solely for Solipsism.
No.738610
>>738609
See you'd think...but I bet people thought that about Outer Heaven before that came back!
...and that's oddly specific and overly long. Seems exactly like something they'd do.
No.738611
File: 1455076750238.png (72.78 KB, 500x293, 500:293, tumblr_namx6g1iCh1tu9bwyo1….png)
>>738606
Forget it.
>tosses her pack
Sit back and watch a pro operate, Jaybird.
>>738607
>[L O O M I N G]
Talk, midget.
We got your dough, and it'd be pretty fuckin' piss easy to push your ass over and leg it, but after careful consideration it looks like we're gonna be at your service.
Well? You fuckin' grateful? Hablo fucking English?
No.738612
>>738610
Maybe we shouldn't get into that kind of thing right now, there's only so many controllers I can put on the ground without getting sick of it.
But the Patriots are dead, I blew the JD satellite out of orbit myself.
...I mean, the old me did. But you get the idea.
No.738613
>>738611
I do not understand. I have already told mister Todd everything master Garcia knows. She was here some time ago. This is the only lead we have...
No.738614
>>738611
>
Great job, Rev! You got the exact same info I did!
No.738615
File: 1455076970870.gif (191.87 KB, 445x1190, 89:238, Way to keep true to your w….gif)
>>738612
It doesn't have to be the patriots...perhaps it could be somebody who wants to reenact their will.
Not sure why somebody would want that, but you never know.
No.738616
>>738613
>menacing shadow flickers like an old bulb
Eh?
>>738614
>why I oughtta
MAKIN' FUN OF ME, YOU FUCKING BASTARD?
>
I SAW YOU SMIRK WHEN SHE CALLED ME A DOG YOU DEAD MOTHERFUCKER
No.738617
File: 1455077133090.jpg (231.3 KB, 1365x2048, 1365:2048, 12604879_961249273969079_1….jpg)
>cleaning guns
>repeatedly sing the chorus to My Sharona
No.738618
File: 1455077168319.jpg (93.02 KB, 639x654, 213:218, Iroquois.Pliskin.full.1488….jpg)
>>738615
The Patriots' "will' was world domination, just a bastardization of Zero's plan.
Not like it took much falling to get that far.
...I have an idea, gimme a pencil.
No.738619
>>738617
>is that that ninja
>that is not that ninja
Huh?
>>738618
Don't have a pencil, only got a pen.
No.738620
>>738616
>
Heheh. Well, we are dogs.
>
Wanna see somethin' cool?
No.738621
File: 1455077373102.jpg (53.98 KB, 500x477, 500:477, 4ea8e297c597c1a3c6e99f476d….jpg)
>>738616
I... I can come back later. Is this a lover's spat?
No.738622
>>738619
But what if I need to erase.
Those erasing pens are too expensive.
No.738623
>>738619
>I'm sort of a ninja
>I know a lot of ninjas
>well killed a lot of ninjas
>I'm ninja adjacent
M-M-MY SHARONA!
No.738624
>>738622
Wait I found one!
...it doesn't have an eraser.
>>738623
Sir are you okay?
You don't sound like it.
No.738625
>>738620
>mid-throttle
'm a bitch, I ain't a fuckin' dog.
>rrr
Jay I swear to god if this is enough dumb repellent.
>>738621
>lover's spat
>
>
>at a genuine loss for words
>rage meter: 255
>run, tiny
No.738627
>>738625
Yeep!
>fucking legs it
No.738628
File: 1455077635967.jpg (110.13 KB, 850x478, 425:239, sample-200f22cd9a915e988a3….jpg)
>>738624
A pencil without an eraser...an angel without wings.
A conspiracy?
No.738629
>>738624
You gotta problem with My SHARONA? It's a classic
No.738630
File: 1455077712980.png (283.21 KB, 500x281, 500:281, tumblr_n731x17Acu1r3ifxzo1….png)
>>738626
Huh. A werewolf.
Cool.
>other shoe: not dropped yet
No.738631
>>738628
Oh come on, it's not like all the pencils here don't have erasers.
>looking around
>finds another
>without an eraser
This is coincidence!
>finds another without an eraser
...this can't be coincidence!
>>738629
Oh...you were singing.
I couldn't tell.
No.738632
File: 1455077826212.jpg (77.21 KB, 540x591, 180:197, tumblr_inline_o1cnxsHSGg1r….jpg)
>>738630
>
If you could stop sitting on my lap I'd uh, appreciate it.
No.738633
>>738631
[!]
SHADOW MOSES!?
>looks at a pencil
Shadow Ticonderoga?
No.738635
>>738632
The fuck? I ain't in your lap, moron.
>blink
>UH
No.738636
>>738633
And then there's this one...
>finds a mechanical pencil
Maybe it was once like the others...it could live in peace. But it's not wood anymore, it's cold hard...plastic. No matter how hard it tries to fit in with the others, it just doesn't. The other pencils probably looking at it differently for being more mechanical...and it can never be like the others. It can try to hide it's cold exterior but deep down you just know this isn't the real thing...
This one must be...Jack the Writer. At least it has an eraser, though.
>hands it over
>>738634
What?
No.738638
>>738636
>looking to the audience and back
Are you...are you doing a thing right now?
Because I wasn't with you after 2009, remember. I don't get the context.
No.738639
>>738637
>twitch
What the fuck is that, Jay? HUH!?
No.738640
>>738639
Well... got a lady I give a damn about in my lap who can kick my ass, take a wild guess.
No.738641
>>738638
Oh right. You went there to see THE RIPPER.
Probably for the best.
Don't know what came over me.
No.738642
>>738635
>>738637
...And then they banged
>>738636
>shakes head
No.738643
>>738640
...
>>738642
Your fly's down.
>zips it back up
>with his dongus in the way
>stomps out
No.738644
>>738641
No more Sy Fy channel for you, effective immediately.
>starts writing with the pencil
>the lead breaks
No.738645
>>738642
Dude. Come on now.
>>738643
Revy!
>chasing
No.738646
>>738643
And.....now I have a new fetish. No. Thats great.
>>738645
In front of every-
And he's gone now.
They are so gonna Bang.
>starts whistling Take My Breath Away
No.738647
>suddenly visible
That could not have gone better. I'm proud of Jason.
No.738648
>>738642
Just saying how it is.
>>738644
>snap
The lead...is like the soul of a pencil.
And a soul...a soul can't be cut.
>HAVE YOU EVER SLASHED A SOUL TO RIBBONS?
>HAVE YOU EVER BELIEVED IN A MIRAGE?
No.738649
>>738648
...But it just broke.
Are you feeling ok?
No.738650
File: 1455079356406.png (636.54 KB, 756x584, 189:146, mgr_r___raiden_screenart_b….png)
>>738649
>MY EARS ARE RINGIN WITH A SOUND
>FEEL THE VIBRATIONS MY HEART STARTS TO POUND POUND POUND
Not really, but that's not unusual.
No.738651
>>738650
Maybe it's time you went back to group meetings if you're gonna get like this over a pencil.
No.738653
File: 1455079571647.jpg (123.56 KB, 680x1051, 680:1051, Yes Raiden. It's a spoon.jpg)
>>738651
I'm not sure if I can be with them. I'm too dangerous.
It's just that I know what it's like to be mechanical.
No.738654
>>738653
You also know what it's like to be human.
Albeit a human mindbroken with video games of all things, but...yeah.
What if we take your head out of the body.
No.738655
>>738652
Don't look at me like that.
>>738654
I'd prefer if you didn't do that.
That'd be gross.
No.738656
>>738655
Is it slimy? I bet it's slimy.
All slimy from the grease and dust getting corroded. Disgusting.
>
But I'm sure also very very necessary.
No.738658
>>738656
I bet if I removed your head, it'd be slimy and gross too! I'd know, I've removed heads before!
...I don't know what came over me.
>>738657
Boss?!
No.738659
>>738657
Boss that's a soda machine.
>>738658
...
>takes a step back
No.738660
File: 1455080306071.jpg (112.2 KB, 850x531, 850:531, sample-c48cecdbba41693099b….jpg)
>>738658
>we are currently experiencing flashbacks
>>738659
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSS
No.738661
>>738659
Snake I'm sorry.
>>738660
>you and me both
No.738662
File: 1455080433682.jpg (238.29 KB, 850x1272, 425:636, sample-537b0b5c2e5f641b739….jpg)
>>738660
Yes! That's what I just sai-ohhhhhh.
>>738661
Forget about it. He thinks that soda machine is the Mammal Pod or something.
If he destroys it...all of our grape drink will be lost.
No.738663
File: 1455080505272.jpg (88.98 KB, 850x707, 850:707, sample-8b211a2092551546f63….jpg)
>>738661
WHY DO YOU KEEP MAKING ME DO THIS
>>738662
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>just
>destroys the soda machine
>supersoldier son
No.738664
File: 1455080547919.jpg (361.81 KB, 707x1000, 707:1000, mgr_r_raiden_by_olivia730-….jpg)
>>738662
Yes but what of the Gatorade?!
>>738663
>Gatorade juice everywhere
>single tear
No.738665
>>738663
Our Pepsi sponsor is going to be so pissed now.
>>738664
Raiden! Raiden? Focus on me, kid. Don't lose your grip.
It's just juice, just carbohydrates and sugar.
No.738666
>>738664
AAAAAA-
>poink
>Old Boss get
>>738665
Oh my god...
No.738667
>>738665
But...but the electrolytes.
I mean I guess there's Powerade but it's not the same.
>>738666
Boss, Boss it's okay!
Nothing traumatic is happening right now.
No.738668
>>738666
Good grief...
These episodes are happening way too frequently, Boss. Are you on new meds or something.
>>738667
Look me in eyes and tell me you're a man that drinks Powerade.
No.738669
>>738667
Traumatic?
>>738668
New meds? Bah. It's not important. Nevermind.
No.738670
>>738668
God no.
Gatorade or nothing.
>>738669
You were having an episode.
I assume it was over something...traumatic.
No.738671
>>738669
Booooss.
>>738670
Gatorade or nothing.
>nodding
I forgot why I wanted the pencil.
No.738672
>>738670
Forget it. It's in the past now.
>>738671
Snake... Kaz is alright. He just caused massive panic.
We still need to find where that damned robot came from.
No.738673
>>738671
I think it involves speculative guessing about the S9 plan.
If it exists.
>>738672
The past can still haunt a person for the rest of their lives...
No.738674
>>738672
And we're sure he's not just Liquid again?
...No, probably not.
Maybe it has something to do with the S9 Plan.
>>738673
Ok, just follow me for a sec.
S9. Triangles are composed for three sides. Three times three makes nine, which together make one super triangle. Not unlike the AI weapons and Peace Walker.
9. Plan 9. Outer space.
Metal Gear...
No.738675
>>738673
Enough about the past!
>>738674
S9 Plan!? The Patriots?
No.738676
File: 1455081810890.jpg (98.56 KB, 500x638, 250:319, HUNGRY FOR WORMS NO HUNGRY….jpg)
>>738674
WHAT?!
THEY'RE MAKING A SPACE METAL GEAR?!
>>738675
You're right, we have bigger things to focus on!
No.738677
>>738675
Do you now know?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>738676
SPACE METAL GEAR, KID.
A...SPACE GEAR.
No.738678
>>738676
I don't really care much.
>>738677
Snake. I was given this hat by an anonymous shipgirl. Do you like it?
No.738679
>>738677
>SPACE GEAR
That's...that's impossible!
They said it couldn't be done!
>>738678
...oh.
Well alright then.
No.738680
File: 1455082129232.jpg (273.22 KB, 550x688, 275:344, b6e14b6df2f2d93e1f72224b39….jpg)
>>738678
SHOULDN'T YOU BE A LITTLE MORE CONCERNED.
Wait, don't you have to be a grandpa to be a foxy grandpa.
>>738679
Nanomachines...the JD satellite...catalyst.
It was all set up!
No.738681
>>738679
We'll just shoot it out of orbit.
>>738680
>
No.738682
File: 1455082262922.gif (247.48 KB, 274x269, 274:269, CRAAAAAAAAWLING IN MY SKII….gif)
>>738680
They played us Snake! They played us like an instrument...like...like a harp!
THEY PLAYED US LIKE A DAMN HARP!
>>738681
Then it could come crashing to Earth...unless I go up as it falls and slice it up enough to make sure it's sliced up enough to not make a big impact.
No.738683
>>738681
I'm sterile, remember.
>>738682
...I don't think I've ever heard what a harp sounds like.
No.738684
File: 1455082407015.jpg (361.47 KB, 800x534, 400:267, 09b872811690affbe10429ae59….jpg)
>>738682
That's the plan.
>>738683
Son you're me. I know.
...It just, makes me sad is all.
No.738685
File: 1455082485548.png (226.42 KB, 584x284, 146:71, Raiden is really feelin' i….png)
>>738683
Me neither, it just came to mind.
I would've said guitar but that felt too obvious.
>>738684
I'll ride the missile up there, then.
Space Gear must come down!
No.738686
>>738684
Wait, you mean that wasn't by design? We're like this because you were exposed to too many nukes and not because of any insane science experiments?
>...
I have some apology letters to write.
Don't be like that, you have Hoppo, don't you.
>>738685
Played like a damn organ?
No, that's terrible.
No.738687
File: 1455082755069.jpg (74.22 KB, 900x543, 300:181, Big_Boss_vs_Solid_Snake_by….jpg)
>>738685
You won't be alone. I'm sending... Gray Fox.
We need double the cutting speed.
>>738686
I do have Hoppo.
No.738688
>>738686
Played like...a damn kazoo?
...I kinda like that one.
>>738687
I told you Boss, I work alone!
No.738689
>>738687
That's right, your have-
GRAY FOX
>>738688
PLAYED LIKE A DAMN KAZOO!
No.738690
>>738688
Not this time.
>>738689
GRAY FOX.
No.738691
>>738689
Sounds better when you say it.
>>738690
...fine.
Just this once, but only because Space Gear might be too much for one person.
No.738692
>>738690
GRAY FO-
>coughcough
Damn, made myself all old.
>>738691
You never worked alone a day in your life, you hippie.
No.738693
>>738691
Precisely...
>>738692
Snake! You are old now!
No.738694
>>738692
...you get a lot ruder when you're old, Snake.
>>738693
After this, it's back to myself alone!
And occasionally Sam.
No.738695
File: 1455083313389.jpg (141.07 KB, 850x723, 850:723, sample-e850d44d9f9de2a70de….jpg)
>>738693
Boss. I am old now.
>pops a balloon
>>738694
You need a haircut.
No.738696
>>738694
I will see you later.
>>738695
Come.
>puts a fulton on Snake
>and rides that one away
No.738697
>>738695
My long hair is just fine!
>>738696
Yeah Boss...later.
No.738698
>sitting on the roof, watching the stars like a nerd
No.738699
File: 1455084358942.jpg (128.36 KB, 850x1164, 425:582, sample-22a2dded70f71ee33fd….jpg)
>>738698
Do you mind some company?
No.738700
>>738698
>would be watching the stars
>if he weren't watching HORRIBLE MEMORIES
No.738701
>>738698
>on the roof
>watching the nerd
No.738702
>>738699
>wings
>visible
>?????
I don't mind.
>>738700
>yes hello i am angel
>u wan sum help?
>>738701
>uh
Yes?
No.738703
>>738702
>deliver help pls
No.738704
File: 1455084733564.jpg (146.7 KB, 500x551, 500:551, tumblr_nbfqrvdcqu1t09dnqo1….jpg)
>>738702
Thank you. I feel as if I've been bothering my new friend too much...
>plops down next to Cas
My name is Shanoa.
No.738705
>>738702
>>738704
>why are there people on our roof again
>maybe they will leave if we stare
>staaare
No.738706
>>738703
>PTSD-B-Gone
>:3c
>>738704
I am Castiel.
>
You don't feel like a bothersome person.
>>738705
>two can play this game
>s t a r e
No.738707
>>738706
...huh I feel better about my past all of the sudden.
No.738708
File: 1455085080391.jpg (128.36 KB, 850x1164, 425:582, sample-22a2dded70f71ee33fd….jpg)
>>738705
>:3c
Hello, child.
>>738706
We just met but you feel familiar.
No.738709
>>738706
>that Archer left when we stared harder
>focus
>unintentional [ゴゴゴゴゴゴ]
>>738708
>why won't they get off our roof
>we just want to talk to the stars
No.738710
No.738711
>>738707
>aw ye
Still got it...
>>738708
It's not an unfamiliar sentiment.
>>738709
>glowy eyes: yes
>they look like stars
No.738713
>>738709
What a quiet one...
>>738711
>my nun senses are tingling
>-iel
>"of God"
Are you...?
No.738714
>>738711
>?
>fwip
>on Cas
>holding his eyes
What..?
>>738713
>looks at her eyes
>no sparkle
>looks at Cas
>sparkle
>???
>looks at her reflection in her knife
>no sparkle
>????
No.738715
>>738712
I am Castiel. An angel of the Lord.
>>738713
I believe I just answered your question.
>>738714
>uh
>warm as fug
>seraph baybee
Yes?
No.738716
>>738715
An angel, huh? That explains a lot...
No.738717
File: 1455085941537.jpg (263.01 KB, 850x1214, 425:607, sample-df4ab91bfb4455f130b….jpg)
>>738714
>um
Who are you, little one?
>>738715
A real... real angel. I'm amazed.
No.738718
>enjoying a nice cup of noodles on the porch
>
>
>
>gkkt
No.738719
>>738715
Angel...
>hops off
Shouldn't you be in church?
>>738717
We are Jack.
No.738720
>>738716
You suffered much, Jack. You deserve rest.
>>738717
Are you an imitation?
>>738718
>seraph powahs: omnipresence
Oh...
>>738719
Why?
No.738721
>>738720
>this
>is not
>kosher
>WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>rips a convenient stop sign out of the ground
...In retrospect, that was awfully immature.
No.738722
File: 1455086259372.jpg (259.63 KB, 850x916, 425:458, sample-3070d2245d57bbcdec4….jpg)
>>738719
Shanoa.
>...
Why are you not wearing pants?
>>738720
...Yes.
No.738723
>>738720
Some of us don't get rest, sadly.
No.738724
>>738720
That's where the angels live.
>>738722
>why do they always ask that
>cloaked
Pants don't fit well.
No.738725
>>738721
>
>carving the top off the fruit thing
There.
>>738722
I didn't think that was possible.
>>738723
You choose not to. There's a difference.
>>738724
We don't live in churches. We live in Heaven or on Earth.
I'm a guardian angel. My place is here.
No.738726
>>738725
I've tried...many times.
Never works.
No.738727
File: 1455086635622.jpg (245.11 KB, 850x638, 425:319, sample-5e006e900c2a62723a2….jpg)
>>738724
I have the same problem. Dresses are easier.
>>738725
It was a long time in the making.
No.738728
>>738725
The man in church always said the angels would protect us.
>>738727
Dresses are flappy. Not good for jumping around. Difficult to clean.
No.738729
File: 1455086874557.jpg (100.07 KB, 600x848, 75:106, bfe9d16a682d6a2f3b7abbead3….jpg)
>>738725
A Шив, hm. I can't say it was recently the last time I saw one of those.
>testing the sign
If they label something Easy-To-Open, it's in their best business interests to be able to deliver on such a promise.
>sigh
It was Boris' off day too.
No.738730
File: 1455087023568.jpg (479.45 KB, 529x1200, 529:1200, dagger with no guard, why.jpg)
>>738726
Because you didn't make peace with your past.
I've given you a chance to.
>>738727
But why?
>>738728
Your guardian failed?
>
You're another Servant. I see...
>>738729
It's a seraph blade. I suppose you perceive it as a knife.
>
What happened?
No.738731
>>738730
Maybe you're right...but even if I do settle done, it'll be alone.
No.738732
File: 1455087113428.png (182.82 KB, 500x212, 125:53, tumblr_ntkeqaPS6E1sx4ztto1….png)
>>738728
>
I fly. I suppose that makes the difference.
>>738730
I don't know...
No.738733
File: 1455087228752.jpg (47.65 KB, 912x503, 912:503, tumblr_m5ki76Apu81qk3lu6o1….jpg)
>>738730
>guh
>hucks the sign into the swamp
It you'd been paying attention, you'd know there's nothing else to say on the subject. To quote Talking Heads, "say something once, why say it again."
>rolls her shoulder
I'm too old to be pulling stunts like that...
No.738734
>>738731
What about Rose and Little John?
>>738732
Curious.
>>738733
>shoulderpat
>git dat arm healio'd
I'm sorry. I'm simultaneously speaking to four people in different locations while also imbibing copious amounts of alcohol.
No.738735
>>738730
Our mothers always called us an angel of death.
>>738732
>prretty
Where did you get them?
No.738736
>>738734
I still visit them, but I've let them move on.
I can't keep it up while letting them down. Everyday it's, "Maybe tomorrow" or "another day."
It's always back and forth...
No.738737
File: 1455087542401.gif (667.89 KB, 500x281, 500:281, tired of these shitty Yank….gif)
No.738738
>>738737
>!!!
>my cockney senses are tingling
>hand on a knife
>Presence Concealment
gotta run for a bit
No.738739
>>738734
Don't strain yourself.
>and let's pour allllll of the vodka on hand into the fruit cup
If anything it helped spur a little action on my part. It's been a few days straight of paperwork, nothing like a good old fashioned hostile takeover to stimulate the blood.
Boris, what's the sitrep on cornering the tangerine market.
>Not looking good, Kapitan. They've already patented the word "cutie"
No.738740
File: 1455087944186.png (96.12 KB, 500x281, 500:281, tumblr_mdae9kaGBM1qa66axo1….png)
>>738738
Oi yeah yew bettah run!
Bahahaha!
No.738741
>>738735
>mothers
>plural
>angel of death
>???
>Jack
>Jack
...Jack the Ripper?
>>738736
I'm sorry.
>738739
What is happening?
No.738742
>Killer Queen
>what have you done
No.738744
>>738741
I've tried two other ladies who could accept life on a battlefield...ones who could travel with me, but neither worked out.
So I work alone by choice.
No.738745
File: 1455088222634.png (157.96 KB, 500x317, 500:317, tumblr_n9x58yeUix1tu9bwyo1….png)
>>738741
I know you're busy and all but so are the rest of us. Having my time and breath wasted are two things I hate very very much.
If you're not going to listen you might as well be quiet
>>738743
>puff
From one disgrace to next.
Boris.
>Da, Kapitan. Canceling your calls. But about that spa date-
Boris.
No.738747
>>738745
Qalab wighek. Busy.
>...I'll just let'er cool down
No.738748
>>738746
>I just
>what
...Right.
>rubs her eyes
>>738747
Aietaqadat taqribaan kunt qad nasit 'annani kunt fi 'Afghanistan.
>puff
>>
That one was crumbly and was going to fall apart at any second. Better to use it now.
No.738749
>>738748
>doesn't bother reacting
>tabletto go
Terminator's back.
No.738750
>>738749
>the maid
>the maid
>the maid
Well, that doesn't exactly make for a restful evening.
What a pain in the ass...at least it's not my city she'll be destroying this time.
No.738751
>>738750
Got paid to snatch and grab. That'll be fun.
No.738752
>>738751
It's not as simple as you make it sound, but far be it from me to infringe on your profit and future visits to the morgue.
Let's pretend for just a moment that I was going to pull my men out of Hawaii tomorrow, who's my competition.
No.738753
>>738752
I heard how crazy she is.
...So she's basically just me. Big whoop. I can take myself down.
>
You're the smallest fish right now. Between Outer Heaven and that Passione gang, you're boned.
No.738754
File: 1455089703699.jpg (161.27 KB, 850x963, 850:963, sample-f0688f46116c9c9350b….jpg)
>>738753
Think what you want, your overestimations are meaningless to me unless they decide to hinder my operations in some other way. Or they just piss me off.
>wut
Two other high profile outfits after a single maid.
Let 'em have her.
No.738755
>>738754
You guys are certainly terrified. Based on what I heard she's literally just me in a maid outfit. And you act all nonchalant with me.
>
Everyone has different motives. You're the only one who wants her dead. Four factions at play here.
No.738756
>>738755
Then you're ill-informed. Not as though I'm surprised.
>
Four?
No.738757
>>738756
Man you are just pathetic lately. What, dying knock your legs out from under you?
>shakes his head with a grin
Four.
No.738759
>>738758
You want'er dead, Big Boss wants her for whatever reasons, Passione's head is taking a cautious approach to keep her away from his thing, and the Lovelace kid wants his cute terminator maid back.
No.738760
>>738759
>Lovelace
I expected nothing and I'm still disappointed.
But I have no desire to waste money on something I can't even prove as fact. She's their problem until she's mine.
No.738761
>>738760
You really needed me to point that out? You're slipping. Maybe you should retire, get doted on by all your dogs, eh?
Ah, but there's no retiring for you is there.
No.738762
>>738761
>this cunt
For us, there is no victory.
Wandering from conflict to conflict, Hotel Moscow continues to survive as its sole purpose.
I'm almost hurt you thought I'd be so selfish as to abandon my comrades.
>doted on by dogs tho
No.738763
>>738762
Y'know it's a shame you and Big Boss didn't hit it off. I swear he said that to me once when I was mocking him.
>
Y'know it's selfish of you to think I was only talking about you.
No.738764
File: 1455091140500.jpg (62.61 KB, 600x847, 600:847, tumblr_nv3fqcZFXv1r0h614o1….jpg)
>>738763
>rubbing her temples
If you want me to be suitably offended, Mister Todd, the least you could do is be a little less cryptic.
>flask get
>thanks Cas
You mean my business relationship with the Lagoon Company and subsequently your rather pathetic crush on Two Hands, is that it.
No.738765
>>738764
No can do. Cryptic's fun.
>
Not even close. I think you just hit the Titanic's iceberg, even.
Think a little closer to home.
>not even fazed
>Rev tho
No.738766
>>738765
>#GROANZONE
I'm not good at charades.
No.738767
>>738766
Your men you twit. Never said you had to leave'em alone. That was your first thought.
No.738768
>>738767
It's a little late for that. If you recall, I was dead until very recently.
I don't plan on leaving them again.
No.738769
>>738768
That's nice. Real nice even.
>
So, what was that about Rev and I? You don't got room to talk, you got a thing for that Lancer.
No.738770
>>738769
I don't know anything about you and Two Hands that you didn't just tell me yourself
>smuggin
People in my position can't afford to have "things". If I represent an archetype he's happy to serve under, then there's really no issue, is there.
The eye candy for both of them isn't bad either, sure.
No.738771
>>738770
You mean literally nothing other than what you said first?
>counter-smug
>not today, Bala
You got a thing for that Lancer.
No.738772
File: 1455092557366.jpg (256.08 KB, 850x1114, 425:557, sample-e37455c593d4666cabb….jpg)
>>738771
You'll have to be specific, there are two of them after all. More, if the idiocy they spout is true.
>
You, however, were easy enough to watch come trooping back in yet again after a failed move on Two Hands.
Always just a bit too slow, hm?
No.738773
>>738772
>
>is the smile a bluff or not
>who knows
No.738774
>>738773
Is there really a need to play coy?
I've told you the absolute truth, the least you could do is reciprocate.
No.738775
>>738774
You shouldn't play poker without a full deck.
>shakes his head
I like'er. She's like me. And I like me.
Y'know what I woulda given to go back, just for a minute, save myself from what happened?
I got my chance. And I took it. And it feels good. Great even.
Don't really know about you and the Blue Man Group but I don't really care anymore.
No.738776
>>738775
Apathy is an awfully convenient armor to have, isn't it.
>knowing puff
So this is the Red Hood laid bare. It's almost sweet if you can see past the layers of dirt.
No.738777
>>738776
No. It's not. It's me: Jason Todd.
The Red Hood's just a suit of body armor and a jacket, y'know.
No.738778
File: 1455093697837.jpg (262.76 KB, 583x860, 583:860, tumblr_mj7ymd3klA1rsjdj8o1….jpg)
>>738777
Of course, we're men and women with names, aren't we.
Miss Balalaika's just a name too.
No.738779
File: 1455093767742.png (362.61 KB, 579x786, 193:262, tumblr_nw49jxsxub1sem014o1….png)
>>738778
Sofiya Pavlovna. I hope I got that surname right because now the dog thing makes sense. Pavlov.
No.738780
>>738779
Almost.
But let's not go making a big deal out of it.
>how many dogs do I know now
>shit
No.738783
File: 1455096937030.png (592.95 KB, 530x886, 265:443, 653208d868fdcba886cacba90c….png)
>is the cockney gone yet?
No.738785
>>738783
>you thought you could win a staring contest
>with I, Arjuna
No.738786
File: 1455097115461.jpg (66.16 KB, 640x853, 640:853, The box not only hides me,….jpg)
>>738783
>yeah
>so is just about everybody else
No.738787
>silence in the theater, please
>the composer is just about to start
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjoXEgCXj2s
And some of these...and some of these....
>
Done.
No.738788
>>738784
>>738785
>>738786
>holy shit too many people aaaaaa
>panicbag
No.738789
>>738787
>what are those footsteps
>they're... fast
No.738790
>>738788
I frightened the small one...
>big sad angel baby
No.738791
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>>738788
>I didn't even see 'em
>came right out of fuckin' nowhere
No.738792
>>738787
Nothing short of poetry, Miller.
No.738793
>>738788
>yes! I scared a small child!
Hmph. Returned to your squalor to no doubt stare wistfully at a picture of me with knives stuck in it.
>obnoxiously loud sipping
I'll allow it.
No.738794
File: 1455097792451.gif (74.08 KB, 362x800, 181:400, tumblr_nxgs9gf5lf1uci4fuo1….gif)
>>738789
Footsteps...here?
>>738792
Poetry?
>hastily covers the crude drawing of Cecile with huge tits
It increases morale.
No.738796
>>738794
I'm sure it does.
And I'm sure it increases many other things.
No.738797
>>738795
Snake ki-
>oh no
NO BOSS NO!
>WHAM
>>738796
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
No.738798
>>738790
>poking her little face out of the bag
Angel..
>>738791
Are you... a transformer?
>>738793
Archer...
>grumpjack
>sinks further into her back
>gold xp stars tumbling out of the bag
>!!!
No.738799
>>738797
Kaz... you're real.
No.738801
>>738797
You're not even a robot this time...
>>738799
Hey Boss that move was...
>
No.738802
>>738798
>now Raiden don't spook the child
Not exactly...
No.738803
>>738798
>!
Hoarding those for yourself, are you? Pathetic.
Behold! A skill to rival even that one.
>snaps
>Clairvoyance C+
>crit stars falling out of his pits
With this, I will subsume the gold one and become the real main character!
No.738804
>>738799
OF COURSE I'M REAL
YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT ELSE IS REAL, BOSS
MY DISLOCATED FUCKING HIP
>>738801
THIS TIME!?
No.738805
File: 1455098327502.jpg (319.15 KB, 850x818, 425:409, sample-10275cd3b80e1d3f720….jpg)
>>738801
Of course it is. Been working on that for a while.
>>738804
You got replaced by those snatching bastards... where the hell were you?
>just kinda
>snaps it back in place
No.738806
>>738804
You were a robot last time I saw you.
A cold unfeeling hunk of metal.
>Wait the cyborg is over there...
>I shouldn't say that.
>>738805
Well you've still got it!
No.738807
>>738805
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAohwait
New client. This one isn't like most of our other ones, so I thought it'd be best if I handled it myself.
I didn't know all the planes would get grounded for a week!
>>738806
What? That's ridiculous, get out of town!
A robot...tell me one thing, Ocelot.
Was I still handsome?
No.738808
File: 1455098641804.png (171.28 KB, 1012x1400, 253:350, f6b106db54b833a83be732f3f3….png)
>>738800
>blinkblink
>tfw can't read
>>738802
A... Voltron?
>>738803
>...
>coughs
>spits out several crit stars
No.738809
File: 1455098650264.jpg (131.11 KB, 850x743, 850:743, sample-bb98771f8860640e33f….jpg)
>>738806
Good to know... what's the status on finding where that snatcher came from?
>>738807
I'll want a full report on my desk when you get back, Kaz.
>...
It's good to have you back.
No.738811
File: 1455098706757.gif (994.07 KB, 440x247, 440:247, tumblr_mipounGKps1qkz8azo1….gif)
>>738808
>
...sure, yeah. I'm a Voltron.
No.738812
>>738807
About as handsome as you always are.
>>738809
Hal and David are still tracking down the trail.
No.738813
>boom
>coughcough
Another failure... I must impress my Master.
No.738814
>>738808
Impossible, a challenge!
>more crit stars
>and now he's glowing with NP too
No.738815
File: 1455098877615.jpg (256.8 KB, 1280x1373, 1280:1373, tumblr_nvf6u4JXGX1r2ya48o1….jpg)
>>738809
You mean the kind of report that I can't write, because I can't see?
>...
I'm sorry, Boss. That might have been a little uncalled for.
But so was KICKIN' ME IN THE HIP
WHY, WHY YA GOTTA BE KICKIN' ME IN THE HIP
>>738812
Oh thank god, that's a relief.
No.738816
>>738810
>[guilt]
>hands over several exp stars
>>738811
An Ultraman?
>>738813
>!
London...
>>738814
>rolls around in her bag
>gets out and shakes it out
>waterfall of stars
No.738817
File: 1455098947673.jpg (164.3 KB, 626x883, 626:883, tumblr_nlwcjicgtq1qlpmapo1….jpg)
>>738812
Tell them when they find it, no one is to survive.
>>738815
Oral reports as always, Kaz.
>jeez
I put it back.
No.738818
>>738815
Calm down Miller, it's just your hip.
We're old, it happens sooner or later.
>>738817
I'll get to it as soon as possible, Boss.
No.738819
>>738816
>!
You are... I recognize you.
No.738820
>>738816
>?
What are these?
No.738821
>>738816
You can't be an Ultraman and a Voltron.
No.738822
>>738816
>gkkkt
That's fine, I wanted you to have these.
>uh
I have...more at home.
>nailed it
>you got this, Arjuna
>flash a Blue Steel
>POSE
No.738823
File: 1455099216356.png (255.38 KB, 570x894, 95:149, tumblr_nzstot1ohB1qedutlo1….png)
>>738817
It's the thought, Boss.
Like how there wasn't any!
>>738818
Old?
Old?
You guys, you think I'm...old?
I'm not old!
No.738824
>>738818
>nod
Thank you, Ocelot.
>>738823
Nevermind that. One of the enginners said you wanted us to build a new flying Metal Gear. So I looked into it. We do need a stronger air force. So I commissioned a large flying fortress. I want you to name it.
No.738825
File: 1455099333672.jpg (730.96 KB, 1460x1030, 146:103, Trenchcoats and sunglasses.jpg)
>>738823
You'd have to be blind to not see--
Oh.
I'm so sorry.
>>738824
No problem, Boss.
There will be no survivors.
No.738826
File: 1455099458400.png (152.73 KB, 728x522, 364:261, tumblr_nzpppgI6py1ulpjkco1….png)
>>738824
Wait, you're serious?
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-Yi762sQTo
Boss, I was waiting for this day! Did they get all the lasers I wanted?
>>738825
>I AIN'T OLD
>I AIN'T OLD
See what?
No.738827
>>738819
Mr Jekyll...
>>738820
They make you grow up stronger.
>>738821
We don't watch enough robots. Are you a hero?
>>738822
>:O
>tries to copy a cool pose like Arjuna-senpai
No.738828
>>738827
People can call me that.
I don't think of myself as one...but if you want to call me that, you can.
No.738829
>>738825
They will pay.
>>738826
Almost. Too much power would have been drained leaving it flightless. So we had to make do with ballistic weapons in places.
No.738830
>>738827
Dr. Jekyll. And you are Jack the Ripper.
No.738831
>>738827
You want to pose like me, eh?
TOO BAD
>Cobalt Pose Overdrive
No.738832
File: 1455099639613.jpg (163.47 KB, 850x951, 850:951, More than enough to kill a….jpg)
>>738826
You can't see your old wrinkly skin!
>pfffff
You may not realize it, but you're older than you seem! THOSE ARE THE RAVAGES OF TIME!
>>738829
Don't worry, we'll make 'em pay alright...we'll make 'em all pay!
No.738833
>>738827
Oh.
>
>hands her a bag of burgers
So do these.
No.738834
>>738829
But didn't you see my designs for the exhaust recycling system?
See, the recoiling pistons from the cannons would power these giant rotors, and-you know I'm pretty sure I explained it all in my annotations.
>>738832
>
>Ocelot what are you doing
If I can't see it, it doesn't exist.
No.738835
>>738828
You look like a robot hero ninja from the TV.
>>738830
You remember us?
>>738831
>excited clapping
>>738833
>...
>~
No.738836
>>738832
MAKE THEM ALL PAY!
>>738834
Kaz I'll be honest half this newfangled stuff goes over my head. We did pretty good. And it's big enough to house all of our elite units.
I also commissioned two Arsenal Gears to help deploy shipgirls while lessening their power usage to maximize their battle potential.
No.738837
>>738835
Yes, look on the Blessed Hero, ye people.
But only from afar, I will be your savior at the cost of my happiness.
>spins around
Cool, huh
No.738838
>>738835
We both do. You, and that loud Saber of Red. I think Hyde likes her. Which is rare. Hyde wants to destroy everything.
No.738839
>>738834
You can still feel the wrinkles...
>places only Miller's hand on his own face
Do you feel those wrinkles?
There's...so many of them.
>>738836
YES! EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM!
No.738841
>>738835
I get that a lot...but I don't entirely get it.
No.738842
>>738836
But Boooooooooooossss!
That doesn't make any seeeeeeeeeeeeeeense!
>>738839
I'M NOT
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD!
No.738843
>>738842
Now now, Kaz...
>>738839
That's better.
No.738844
>>738837
>nodnod
Cool, cool!
>Josuke poses
>>738838
He doesn't like us?
>>738840
Hamburgers... Where can we get them?
>>738841
What's your name?
No.738845
File: 1455100364644.png (322.16 KB, 500x499, 500:499, SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA….png)
>>738842
YOU'RE PRACTICALLY A LEATHER HANDBAG YOU'RE SO OLD!
Just...just feel more of your skin.
>places Miller on his leathery gun holsters
Do you feel that? Like a leather handbag...
>>738843
Yeah, I needed to be more...aggressive.
No.738846
>>738844
My name is Raiden.
No.738847
File: 1455100452432.png (357.82 KB, 1205x542, 1205:542, tumblr_o0fcj8rXqE1t5bx95o1….png)
>>738843
UUUUUUUUUUUUGH
>>738845
EWGROSSGETITOFF
>pushes
>loses his balance and falls
This doesn't mean I'm old.
No.738848
>>738844
Hyde... likes two things: making everyone miserable and killing things.
That loud Saber enjoys those things too. Maybe it's some... twisted mutual admiration.
I-in any case he's not someone you want around. He is... we are, a curse.
No.738849
>>738844
!?
>but that pose was one I hadn't even unveiled yet!
Tricky...
No.738850
File: 1455100540233.png (174.91 KB, 279x609, 93:203, big_boss_by_ratylird-d7ne3….png)
>>738845
I needed some energy myself. Getting young like that makes me... feelsy.
>>738847
Now, what will we name our flying fortress?
No.738851
>>738844
There are a lot of places. I like taking Rider to go explore for new things to eat.
No.738852
>>738847
I know.
It means you're really old.
>>738850
Well I wouldn't know, I haven't been young since...well a long time.
No.738853
>>738850
I got it.
Metal Gear BUZZARD.
No, Jane! No, uh...
I'll get back to you.
>>738852
I'm going to push you off a cliff.
>sticks a fulton on himself
>zoom
No.738854
>>738846
We are Jack. We tried to be a hero once.
>>738848
What about you?
>>738849
Uncle Tager sometimes poses in the mirror.
>>738851
Rider... The... santa?
No.738855
>>738854
Jack, huh...
That's another name I go by.
No.738856
>>738854
>
Then I will find this Taiga.
For the credibility of poses everywhere!
>lightning arrow's away
No.738857
>>738854
I would describe myself as a scholar and a gentleman. Not one cut out for a Holy Grail War. That's more Hyde's business...
No.738858
>>738854
I'm not sure she'd like me revealing that.
No.738859
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>>738855
>!
We have a hero name!
>>738856
Who is Taiga...
>>738857
And your business.
>don't get sad yet mr man
The tall Assassin in the mask always gives these to us. It makes us feel happy.
>hands a xp star over
>>738858
We understand.
>...
We probably shouldn't have said our name.
No.738860
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No.738861
>>738859
>small smile
Yeah, you have a hero name.
No.738862
>>738859
Begrudgingly. Were there a way to separate from Hyde more than I already have, I would. Even if it removes my worth and ejects me from the Throne.
>
But that's an impossibility. I just don't want to see another Master of mine die on my behalf.
No.738863
>>738859
I already knew it. I know everyone.
>
It's an angel thing.
No.738864
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>>738861
>poses proudly on a table
Jack the Ripper, hero of...
>looks around
here!
>>738862
Your Master... dead?
>>738863
You know everyone?
>...
>...
>deep thinking
No.738865
>>738864
Wait did you say Jack the Ripper...?
No.738866
>>738864
>TATSUMIIIIII
>BALA-oh she's okay now
>and Sakuya I guess
I have lost three thus far. My current Master is a good person.
No.738867
>>738864
If only their names.
No.738868
>>738865
That is us, yes.
>>738866
That's good, that's good. Our first Master was very nice to us, but she was still a bad person.
>>738867
Do you know who our mother is? Our real mother?
No.738869
>>738868
Looks like our names have more in common than I first thought...
No.738870
>>738868
No. You're an amalgamation of many rumors born from your legend, the true identity of Jack the Ripper remains unknown.
...The real answer is that I know who the person was, but they're not "your" mother.
No.738871
>>738868
My first Master was a descendant of mine. He was killed in the first War by an Assassin's poison.
I--Hyde--we went on a blind rampage. Saber, Archer, Lancer, Rider and Caster banded together to stop me.
No.738872
>>738869
You are Jack? But we are Jack.
>???
>>738870
Not... ours.
>oh
>can't wake up
That's alright. She would be dead now any way.
>>738871
Like the Red team did with their Berserker. The wars are like the same, but different.
No.738874
>>738872
Don't get all twisted up about it, it's just a nickname I...earned.
No.738875
>>738872
I see... these events really are just cruel massacres. Their inventors must have been sadists.
No.738876
>>738873
>?
Why?
>>738874
Did you kill mothers too?
>>738875
I don't know anything about what we do. We're just happy to be here.
No.738877
>>738876
More than just mothers...
No.738878
>>738876
I have to go.
>six wings go
>flapflapflap
No.738879
>>738876
That innocence is more precious than gold. I won't ruin it.
No.738880
>>738877
>blink
>listening attentively
>>738878
Oh. Bye bye.
>>738879
Gold...
>pop
>!
>pulls out a Saint Quartz from behind her back
The event is starting soon. We're going to have too much.
>gives him the quartz
Share with us?
No.738881
No.738882
>>738880
Ah...!
>tucks it away into his waistcoat
I've always wanted to experiment with these.
No.738883
>>738880
I was a child soldier...back in Liberia. Born to be melded into the perfect soldier. It was fight or die...so I had to fight. Eventually I rose through the ranks as the greatest soldier there at the mere age of ten.
It was there I earned the name Jack the Ripper, a name that made me infamous...
No.738884
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>>738882
We get a lot of them from Chaldea. We're not really sure why, but they say it's from Masters.
No.738885
>>738884
I see... my Master isn't affiliated with them.
Or anyone, really. Which is good. She isn't a target.
No.738886
>>738883
You were good at shooting, so you became like us...
>hmm
You have white hair like us, it's close.
>>738885
Mother tells us to stay out of trouble, so we're only allowed to watch from far away. It looks exciting though, what everyone is doing.
No.738887
>>738886
Almost scarily close.
At least you don't look like this, though.
No.738888
>>738886
I stay away too. If only because compared to any other Servant, I'm utterly pathetic.
Hyde is the strong one.
No.738889
>>738887
You don't like it? We think it's cool.
>>738888
The TV says that even if you can't punch through walls, you can still be strong.
No.738890
>>738889
I prefer science to fighting.
>...
Oh no! I was supposed to make something nice for my Master!
I will speak with you another time, Jack.
>spiritmooooode
No.738891
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>>738889
It doesn't bring up many happy memories for me, but that's a personal thing.
No.738892
>>738890
Bye bye Mr. Jekyll.
>>738891
Weren't you born like that?
No.738893
>>738892
It depends on who you ask.
Some people think you're born as a natural killer...others think you're made into a killer.
I'm not sure where I fit...
No.738894
>>738893
No one taught us how to kill, but everyone knows us for it.
No.738895
>>738894
Once you make a name for yourself, it can be hard to erase.
Whether you want it or not.
No.738896
>>738895
We... couldn't ask for another. We don't have another name for us. But we still don't think it's a bad name. Do you not like it?
No.738898
>>738897
Why? Don't you like killing?
No.738899
>>738898
I try not to take pleasure in it.
It's not always easy.
No.738900
>>738899
Spongebob says if you like doing something or if you're good at it you should do it.
>spies a rat running scuttling along the floor
>immediately impales it with a throwing knife
No.738901
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>>738900
I'm almost too good at it.
Sometimes once I start I have a hard time stopping. That might change now, but...I'm still cautious.
No.740413