No.738903
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>A very quiet Yang sits alone, eating a bowl of cereal
>The mono limb makes it difficult
No.738904
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>>738903
>an equally quiet Blake sits nearby
I'm sorry. I wasn't fast enough to stop him.
No.738905
>>738904
For the last time, it's not your fault. He had you all roughed up. I shoulda been faster, I shoulda-
>Spills her bowl
Oh, damnit!
No.738906
>walks out of her room
>stretching and yawning
I miss Janna...
>?
Huh, usually Lancer's here to chide me.
>ventures off to the kitchen
No.738907
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>>738905
Don't you "it's a flesh wound" me. Adam... he... I should have seen this coming. Aah let me get that for you.
>slides her full bowl of cereal over
>should I help her eat or would this be humiliating
>Blake you're still holding the spoon
No.738908
>>738907
Come on, yah pansy!
>Waggles the stump and laughs
>It's strained, though
...it doesn't matter. You kept him from finishing me off, even with a knife in your gut. I'm the one who owes you.
>...Weiss can't get mad at me for this now, I'm crippled
>Pushes her face into the bowl and stats to slurp
No.738909
>>738906
>Someone's on the kitchen
>Someone's on the kitchen shirtless
No.738910
>Spaghetti for Breakfast?
>What kind of lifestyle is this?
No.738911
>>738909
No, it's my fault you're in- Hey what are you- Yang don't drown yourself!
>pulls the blondie out
No.738912
>>738909
>whops that was for >>738908
No.738913
>>738909
>...
>...
Pfffftnyahahaha~! What's this? What the hell is-
>snort
Nyahahaha~! W-what is this, some kind of calendar shoot?!
>holding her sides
>on the ground
I-I can't breathe! What's with that lame pose?!
No.738914
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>>738910
>The lifestyle of a champion
>Enjoy it, my friend, I know I can't anymore
>Twirling noodles with your bad arm is too hard
>>738911
>>738912
>Pulled up from the bowl, hacking and coughing
>Cheerios fall from her nostrils
But I'm hungry...
No.738915
>>738913
>Ow
>My last remains of self steem
...I was doing squats.
>>738910
...Is that a skeleton?
No.738916
>>738914
>That he shall!
>>738915
GREETINGS HUMAN!
No.738917
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>>738914
>guh
Fine, I guess I'll have to resort to this.
>scoops up some cereal
>a little red
Open wide.
>avoiding eye contact
No.738918
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>>738915
>wiping tears from her eyes
From the angle I got, I thought you were going to say something like "Hey Foxy, I thought you'd like something hot for breakfast, so I've prepared a little something." and flex.
>giggles a little more
No.738919
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>>738917
...
>On the one hand, my pride has been neutered immeasurably
>On the other hand
Aww, you must really love me to spoonfeed me~
>Opens her mouth, still smiling like a moron
No.738920
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>>738918
>Stays hidden behind the corner
>[sweat]
>So there goes that plan
No.738921
>>738919
Don't put Adam's words in my mouth.
>gently feeds her
I just thought you needed a ha-
>quickly shuts up
>quietly scooping cereal
No.738922
>>738916
A screaming skeleton at that...
>>738918
Do I really seem like the type of guy that would do that?
>...
>Glances at a bowl of udon at the table
...One thing has nothing to do with the other.
No.738923
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>>738922
INDEED, NYAHAHA!
>Face full of spaghetti
No.738924
>>738920
>it's always worth a shot
>>738922
Maybe you were trying to create an intentional misunderstanding? The plot thickens...
>whips out a Holmes hat and pipe
What were your true intentions for doing squats on the kitchen?
No.738925
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>>738921
O-ho, brutal! That one deserves a hand.
>Only slightly dying on the inside
>Takes a bite
Mmm...thanks!
No.738926
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>>738925
>only 200% guilty
>sighs
Nothing keeps you down, huh.
>bemused smile
No.738927
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>>738924
>Well I'll be damned if my efforts will go unnoticed
>Eventually shuffles around the corner, a platter of sandwiches in hand
>They don't even look burnt, wowie
...forretributionpleaseenjoy.
No.738928
>>738923
>...
>I'm gonna ask
Can you even eat that?
>>738924
Oh my goooood...
>pinches the bridge of his nose
Doing squats. On the kitchen. That's all there is to it.
>putting shirt back on
No.738929
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>>738928
BUT OF COURSE, I DO HAVE A MOUTH!
No.738930
>>738927
>?
Wait, what?
>>738928
Uh huh...
>looking through a magnifying glass
I'll accept your testimony for now, Mr. Bloodedge.
>!
Wait! I'll need that shirt for evidence.
>holds out her hand
If you'll just hand that to me for now.
No.738931
>>738929
No, I meant your-
>Just forget it, Ragna.
Riiiight... Tasty looking spaghetti you got there.
>>738930
Wait, what?
No.738932
>>738931
NYA HA HA HA! IT IS! THE GREAT PAPYRUS ALWAYS MAKES THE BEST SPAGHETTI!
No.738933
>>738931
>all the props suddenly disappear
What?
>munching on Azula's sandwiches
No.738934
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>>738926
Well one of us needs to not be moody broody bad attitude-y.
>...
>Oh god I can't even hug her anymore
>This is a special kind of hell
You're okay, Rube's okay, Weiss is okay. Nothing to be sad about.
No.738935
>>738930
Do unto others as they do to you, so on and so forth...
>Flushed
You had better not dislike bacon
No.738936
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>>738934
Unfortunately I'm not quite the meathead you are. It's why I'll have to do the worrying for the both of us.
No.738937
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>>738935
Is this meant to be a hint for me to make you french toast or something?
>crunching on the bacon
Extra crispy...
No.738938
>>738936
I wouldn't trust anyone else with the job! You're good at worrying about things.
>Her smile slowly wilts
...you can file for a new partner, you know. I don't think I'm going to be able to fight with you like I did before.
No.738939
>>738938
>bonks her with the spoon
Sorry? I thought I heard something stupid.
No.738940
>>738933
Nevermind...
>!
By the way, about that date... I found a place where we can go.
>>738932
Is that so? What if I told you you're speaking to the best cook of the place?
No.738941
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>>738940
OH? THEN I SHALL ASK YOU TO PROVE IT, HUMAN!
No.738942
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>>738940
>freezes
You have?
No.738943
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>>738937
>Are you really this dense
>Pinches her nose
...I am saying this is a token of appreciation. As you do for me so often. Small, perhaps, but I've not a lot in terms of finances at the moment.
No.738944
>>738943
>excuse you I'm smart ok
>S-M-R-T
>smart
>grins
Well thank you kindly. It's more than this bonehead does for me.
>gestures at Rags
Wanna know what happened?
No.738945
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>>738939
No. For once in my life, I'm saying something the opposite of stupid.
>Serious look
Maybe it'll only be temporary, but as I am now, I'm...a liabity-
...liabiblity-
...lia...l-liabilities-I'll get in your way
No.738946
>>738945
>bonk
>shoves the spoonful of cereal in the flamewaifu's mouth mid sentence
It's rude to speak with your mouth full.
No.738947
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>>738944
It's not difficult to outdo him.
>Insults, now that's her comfort zone
>Nods curtly
Do tell me.
No.738948
Sorry for the slow replies, internet is doing the thing
>>738941
Hell yeah! Don't mind me then!
>Takes a bit from Pap's plate with his chopsticks
>sluuuurp
>>738942
Yep. It's not really just "one place", buuut...
>mmm
How you feel about fireworks?
No.738949
>>738948
NYOHO! AND HOW DID I DO?!
No.738950
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>>738946
Ow-
>Obediently chews, pouting a bit
Jeez, try to be mature and you get hit. This is disability abuse!
>...
Thanks. If you think I'm worth keeping around, then I've got no excuse. I'll just have to punch 200% harder with ol' lefty.
No.738951
>>738945
>>738946
>Now I heard something not very dandy
No.738952
>>738947
Well I showed him a little something hoping to get a good reaction out of it, and what does he do? He tells me to make breakfast! And i bet you're wondering what this "something" is. Well...
>her clothes fall off
>
Ta-dah~
>>738948
I'm not so childish to get scared at fireworks, if that's what you're asking.
>pokes her tongue out
No.738953
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>>738950
You'll be fine. We'll just whip you into proper shape, no slacking because of one arm or anything.
>>738951
>?
Hm?
No.738954
>>738949
>
>>738952
No, I'm asking if you lik-
>did she just--
>hiding his face behind the jacket's collar
Seriously? You're still mad about that?
No.738955
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>>738951
>Sad grin
Hey. If you're looking for another scrap, it might have to wait a bit. Still need to get used to...this.
>>738953
...yeah! I've still got two feet, I've got no excuse!
>Her hair crackles a bit
>The fire rises
Just promise you aren't gonna actually whip me.
No.738956
>>738954
NYA HA HA! THE GREAT PAPYRUS WINS AGAIN!
No.738957
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>>738952
>Her eyes snap open as far as they can
>Well, this escalated quickly
...a-ah. Just like him...too stupid too appreciate a good gift.
>Don't stare, don't stare
>...you're still staring
No.738958
>>738955
I understand, miss Yang. However if you miss your right arm too much...
>Gets a card out of his waist coat
Give a call for Dr. Faust. His methods may seem a bit... unorthodox, but he's the best doctor I have ever met.
>>738953
Do you know who's responsible for this?
No.738959
>>738954
Nah, not really. It's just a good tale I can use to win people to my side.
>sly grin
>>738957
If you were anyone else I'd have to poke your eyes out.
>clothes: on
Earth to Lala~
No.738960
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>>738955
I will admit nor deny nothing.
>uh
I mean, I'll do what it takes to get you better than before.
>>738958
An old... associate of mine.
>looking rather guilty
No.738961
>>738958
Unorthodox is good. The last orthodox thing I went to was a church, and that was the biggest snore-fest ever.
>...
Wait a second, is this some sort of Frankenstein deal? I'm not gonna go under and then wake up with the arm of a fat forty year old biker named Lars, am I?
>>738960
>Clean thoughts, clean thoughts
>Guuuuh~
I'd do the same for you, pussycat. Though I really hope you don't get your arm ripped off so I can prove it.
No.738962
>sharpening knives
I'll finish you off yet AC Slater
No.738963
>>738956
Well, I would-
>Nah, let him have this one
You know, I don't usually cook spaghetti. Guess that makes you the best at it then.
>>738959
Gah, really now?
>Siiiiigh
Fiiine, I work better at disavantage anyways.
No.738964
>>738959
Aren't I privileged to see such a sight.
>Need a cold shower, all of the cold showers
...I'm surprised you remembered that name. I don't even think Zuzu would still call me that.
No.738965
>>738963
>Gasp
NYA HA HA HA! I THE GREAT PAPYRUS, AM TRULY GREAT AT MAKING SPAGHETTI!
No.738966
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No.738967
>>738960
Really now?
>notices the guilt
You're not gonna give me a name if I just ask, will you?
>>738961
>chuckle
Of course he won-
>stops for a solid minute
...He won't if you tell him not to.
No.738968
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>>738963
You're going to have to work your butt off before you even get so much as a peek of anything juicy.
>clearly enjoying this
>>738964
You make me sound like such an inconsiderate friend, you.
No.738969
Who left this cat in the vent?
No.738970
>>738968
Good thing we'll have that date then.
>grin
So you free tonight?
>>738965
>It's almost like a skeleton Tao
That you are.
>...
Can you cook anything else?
No.738971
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>>738970
...WELL, NOT REALLY!
>Shrugs
No.738972
>>738966
What-no! I meant the getting better thing!
...I mean, if you asked me to-aaah, okay let's stop talking about whipping, 'kay?
>>738967
...
>Looks back down at the card
I want you to know, I'm really tempted to. But I made a promise to consult my team first before getting any tattoos or major surgical work done. I'll see what they have to say.
No.738973
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>>738967
I would prefer if you let me handle this problem, sir...
>>738972
Yang's a pervert...
>disgusted look
No.738974
>>738968
Alright, Ms. Sensitive, allow me to rephrase; I'm glad you do.
No.738975
>>738972
>nod
Take your time.
>>738973
I understand that. However, I think you misunderstand that. I have no intention of solving your problems. But if there's someone skilled enough to actually cut someone as strong as Yang's arm like that...
>
You can't blame me for getting a bit curious, right?
No.738976
No.738977
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>>738973
>I've been caught red-handed!
>...oh...
I am not! You're the one who stuffs herself in the attic to read "Ninjas of Looooove". So clean the smut off your own doorstep before you clean mine, okay Kakashi?
>>738975
I'll see you around, dude. I've gotta get to physiotherapy. They're gonna let me start lifting weights again!
>...I gotta walk home, don't I
>I miss Bumblebee ;-;
>Gone
No.738978
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>>738970
Oh, I might be full up, let me see if I can pencil you in.
>dramatically flipping through an empty diary
>>738974
It's good when people are straightforward!
No.738979
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>>738975
You have a good point, sir. But you're still correct, I have to take care of my own responsibilities.
>>738977
I-i-i-it's not smut, it's- oi! Don't leave while I'm trying to explain things!
>running after
No.738980
>>738978
Well then, I must just make your day.
>...
Enjoy your date. I think I'll set off to see Zuko today.
>Pads out of the kitchen
No.738981
>>738971
>ha haa still the best
Just spaghetti is good enough, though.
>>738978
>The shit I have to put up with...
>Tapping his foot
No.738982
>>738981
YOU'RE SO RIGHT! AND I AM PROUD OF IT!
No.738983
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>>738980
Tell me how it goes!
>>738981
Of course I can fit you in, dummy.
>bops him on the head with the diary before incinerating it
No.738984
>>738977
>Or you can let Faust grow you a new arm
>...
>Just saying
>>738979
So you'll give me his na-
>She won't
...Back to watering Sharon's plants, I guess...
No.738985
>>738982
>nod nod
That's the way to go.
>>738983
Heh, had to make me for the answer?
>
So I'll see ya tonight?
No.738986
>>738985
You're lucky I don't have to perform on this night.
No.738987
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>her fucking arm
>her entire fucking arm
>keeled over in silent laughter
No.738988
>>738985
NYAHAHA! SHALL I MAKE SOME MORE FOR YOU THEN, HUMAN?!
No.738989
>>738986
Lucky? Me? Looks like things are finally starting to change. Let's meet here, then I'll take you to th-
>A piece of the ceilling falls on his head
...huh.
>K.O
>>738988
>He's out, Pap
No.738990
>>738987
Keep it down! I'm trying to get my beauty rest
No.738991
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>>738989
...
>Leaves the plate by his side, in case he gets back up
No.738992
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>>738989
>blinkblink
Really, what a hopeless guy.
>carries him off
No.738993
>>738990
>wipes an eye and nods
>grabs the DVD player remote and aims it at herself
>MUTE
>flashes a thumbs up
No.738994
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GODDAMN A BASTARD IN A BASKET
No.738995
>>738994
>Cletus?
>tilts her head and watches
No.738996
>>738995
>throws something
>flushes the toilet
Goddamn it people, if its yellow let it mellow, if its a sentient murder puddle flush it down.
No.738997
>>738996
>not Cletus
>though maybe what's in the toilet...
That's dangerous. They could crawl back up the pipes later, and they go straight for the back door.
No.738998
>>738997
Yeah, but when it sits there it goes straight for my precious business.
No.738999
>Puts up a bunch of signs
>Missing: Sans
>If You Spot Him, Let Papyrus Know
No.739000
>>738999
Is sans like your dog or something? Also, is there a reward?
No.739001
>>739000
NO, HE IS MY BROTHER, AND I HAVE YET TO THINK OF THE REWARD!
No.739002
>>739001
Cash is always the best way to go.You considered hiring a detective to help find him?
No.739003
>>739002
HMM, NOW THAT YOU'VE MENTION IT THAT DOES SOUND LIKE A PRETTY GOOD IDEA! THANK YOU!
No.739004
>>739003
I happen to know quite a few very skilled detectives. I can get you in touch with them for a small finders fee.
No.739005
>>739004
HOW KIND OF YOU! HOW MUCH WILL IT BE THEN?!
No.739006
>>739005
200 dollars.
>....
American. Surface money only.
No.739007
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>>739006
BLAST I ONLY HAVE 200G! OH WELL, SUPPOSE I COULD FIND A JOB SOMEWHERE!
No.739008
>>739007
G? Like gold? You got bars of gold?
No.739009
>>739008
>Gets out a bag full of em
OF COURSE!
No.739010
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>>739009
eeeey. Tell me more about this brother of yours.
No.739011
>>739010
WELL, HE IS SHORT, WEARS A BLUE PARKA, USUALLY TELLS TERRIBLE PUNS, AND IS VERY LAZY!
No.739012
>>739011
and is he also a skeleton?
No.739013
>>739012
OF COURSE! HE ALSO USUALLY HAS A WIDE GRIN ON HIS FACE AS WELL!
No.739014
>>739012
Yo. We got a job.
No.739015
>>739014
Cool. What's the job?
No.739016
>>739015
Retrieval. Whaddo you know about Colombia's Lovelace clan? Their second maid hired us to find their head maid, one Rosarita Cisneros, ex-FARC revolutionary and the "Bloodhound of Florencia".
Hear she's some kinda terminator maid.
No.739017
>>739016
Not a clue. Sounds like a sex thing though. Maid Terminator
No.739018
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>>739017
Right? Revy said Rosarita's jumped thirty feet into the air across a moving car. I'm guessin' she's one hardened bitch who trained her body past the breaking point like Bats does us sidekicks.
We're in for probably a wild ride. If Moonman's around later, we gotta get you two to set up a surveillance network. If she's as ridiculous as Revy says then it's gonna be bumpy.
No.739019
>>739018
We going whole hognon this one huh?
I'm gonna need more arrows
No.739020
>>739019
Oh yeah. All the stops.
We need to bring'er alive and in some kind of working condition.
No.739021
>>739020
Oh good, a low stakes job
No.739022
>>739021
Low stakes for idiots like us, yeah. The pay's great too.
You should meet our employer. She's cute. Tiny as hell.
No.739023
>>739022
>
I am not tiny!
>she's waist-high
No.739024
>>739022
Jay, we arnet exactly known for successful live extractions
No.739025
>>739023
You're very tiny.
>>739024
I can't help it, you know how faces look a lot like kneecaps to me.
>
I'm bringing all my different non-lethal ammo types on top of my usual murder-y load. I bet we'll run into other people who want the maid dead so having the option to deep six some fuckers is always nice.
No.739026
>>739024
You must be mister Arse.
>polite bow
I am Fabiola Iglesias.
>>739025
>rrrr
My height is not important.
No.739027
>>739025
Non-lethals?
Oh God...you can die again can't you? You can die and now you're sick
No.739028
>>739026
Yeah but it's adorable.
>>739027
>sigh
No, Roy. We got paid to do somethin' and for once I feel like doin' it right.
No.739029
>>739028
Basta con eso. Stop embarrassing me!
No.739030
>>739029
>grin
Whassamatter, minimaid?
No.739031
>>739030
Why do you do this?
No.739032
>>739026
Arsenal. Why does everyone shorten it like that?
>>739028
...I'm honestly at a loss for words
No.739033
>>739031
Well from what I remember, the terminator maid ain't much for being expressive. You on the other hand wear your heart on your sleeve.
Reactions are fun.
>>739032
Yeah yeah. Somethin' about this feels right. Not like that Underbelly shit.
No.739034
>>739032
It is on the phone number.
>>739033
Kuh... of course.
No.739035
File: 1455139987188.png (441.62 KB, 379x711, 379:711, Its A Game About Birds Tha….png)
>>739033
Well...um...alright then...
>>739034
Yeah,but the automated system says Red Hood and Arsenal. At least it should.
No.739036
>>739034
So we're just short one Klansman.
>>739035
Don't get used to it.
No.739037
>>739035
The wha?
>>739036
Klansman...?
No.739038
File: 1455140288705.png (201.24 KB, 514x700, 257:350, tumblr_ndezs4PRwh1tq82tdo1….png)
>>739036
I'll try not too.
>>739037
...nevermind
No.739039
>>739037
He's the knight, all dressed in white. Something something strange trees something something lynch a bitch.
>>739038
But yeah we need to tell Moonman we're doing a thing.
No.739040
>>739038
I apologize if I have offended you.
>>739039
Is this an American thing?
No.739041
>>739039
And also that he can't tear off too many faces.
>>739040
I live with Jason. Its pretty hard to offend me.
No.739042
>>739040
A very Southern American thing.
>>739041
We put down anyone who gets in the way but when it comes to the maid it's nonlethal. But when I say nonlethal I mean "stuff you take an elephant down with".
No.739043
>>739041
That is good to know. Is it difficult living with la Capucha Roja?
>>739042
I see.
No.739044
>>739042
I didn't say no tearing off faces, just, maybe take it easy on the face tearing.
>>739043
Nah. Its probably more difficult living with me. What with my random weapons and armor testing
No.739045
>>739043
I just realized how lame Red Hood sounds in Spanish.
>>739044
Little easy yeah.
>
Speaking of your flamethrower kinda exploded. In my face. Thanks for that.
No.739046
>>739044
Roberta does the same.
>pops a China Lake out from her back
All the Lovelace maids do.
>>739045
Eh? There is nothing wrong with la Capucha Roja. You send terror into the scum of my homeland!
No.739047
File: 1455141404453.jpg (132.15 KB, 500x667, 500:667, tumblr_n23vtsU0nH1tpv91ro1….jpg)
>>739045
I told you not to mess with my flamethrower. I rigged it.
>>739046
You guys build highly dangerous experimental weapons too?
No.739048
>>739046
Now that's what I like to hear.
>>739047
I thought you rigged it to not fire or shoot fuckin' shaving cream at my face, not explode!
No.739049
>>739047
Yes. Perhaps not to your extent.
>>739048
They say dictators quake in their boots.
No.739050
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>>739048
and I thought you would respect my space and not mess with things that have labels saying "Jay Don't Touch"
>>739049
So I'm not a quote unquote "Dangerous Goddamn Lunatic"? That's a relief
No.739051
>>739049
Nice.
>>739050
I'm very easily tempted.
>
By the way Rev's taking Kori's old room on the island base.
No.739052
>>739050
No more than mister Todd.
>>739051
That is enough ego stroking for now, yes?
No.739053
>>739051
...the room that was supposed to be Kori's, or the room that Kori actually slept in? Cause I don't see why I have to get displaced like that.
>>739052
No More Than....well that's upsetting. I liked to think that I was the more level headed one us.
No.739054
>>739052
Sounds about right.
>>739053
The room that was supposed to be hers. I just kinda lumped you two together once she started making the whole damn base shake at night.
>
You're the chill one, I'm the angry one, Moonman's the levelheaded one and Revy's the other angry one.
No.739055
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>>739053
I only know rumors.
>>739054
Of course...
No.739056
>>739054
I just to keep a bucket of spackle under the bed for morning wall repairs.
>>739055
What have you heard?
No.739057
>>739056
That's all it takes?
No.739058
>>739056
That your outfit makes Lagoon Company pale in comparison. You are an army of four. Stories of la Capucha Roja alone are enough to sicken hardened barrio criminals.
No.739059
>>739057
For the smaller ones. The large ones I'd usually put up some plywood until I had a few days in a row to do heavy repairs.
>>739058
Really? Cause every time Jay and I run into some goons, they seem to find some real cajones and try to take Jay on.
No.739060
File: 1455143331209.jpg (155.61 KB, 1024x612, 256:153, tumblr_o13yfipxI61sam4hto2….jpg)
>>739059
That makes more sense... it's really nice to be at the island again.
No.739061
>>739059
Stupid does as stupid believes they can do.
>...
That is not the right phrase. My English is not... perfect.
No.739062
>>739060
Super relaxing
>>739061
That's okay, languages aren't really my thing either.
No.739063
>>739062
Why did we leave it again?
No.739064
>>739062
It is embarrassing, I must speak ingles in this country, nobody seems to understand e-Spanish.
No.739065
>>739063
We're both morons.
>>739064
Lots of people speak it. You must not be speaking to the right guys
No.739066
>>739065
>YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH
>YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH
Yes. We're both morons.
No.739067
>>739065
Donald Trump is pushing as well. I am not even Mexican, I am Colombian!
No.739068
>>739066
>Now hold up player what you diggity doing here?
>>739067
So you're full of cocaine instead of tacos?
>holy shit...was that racist?
No.739069
File: 1455144644188.jpg (263.46 KB, 775x685, 155:137, tumblr_nsyxgyGLzI1tzmc25o1….jpg)
>>739068
>I should diggity ask you the same!
No.739070
>>739068
Ghh... that remark...!
>tfw it's sorta true
>tfw can't deny it
No.739071
File: 1455144870594.jpg (152.48 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 1306519005_vlcsnap-2011-05….jpg)
>>739069
>TO IMPRESS A CHICK
>HELICOPTER DICK
>>739070
Sorry. I don't actually think mexicans are full of tacos.
No.739072
>>739071
Hopefully Lonely Island won't sue us.
No.739073
>>739071
>huffs
>preventing herself from throwing a bullet-laced tantrum
No.739074
>>739072
That's why we can only sing a few verses. And without the baking track we're under fair use.
>>739073
Would it help if I said that Trump is a clown?
No.739075
>>739074
The TPP is a nightmare.
No.739076
>>739074
He is very much a clown. That combover is not fooling anybody.
No.739077
>>739075
I don't really keep up with politics.
And please don't lecture me.
>>739076
Exactly
No.739078
>>739077
I only keep up enough to know what the new pain in the ass is and the basics.
No.739079
>>739077
I'd put a few in him myself but it would only prove him right.
No.739080
>>739078
Eh. I don't think I've ever voted
>>739079
Pay Jay to do it. He's white and has family that will buy his way out of trouble.
No.739081
>>739079
What Roy said. I'd shoot a rich dude for giggles and profit.
>>739080
I died before I could and after that... well you know. So me neither.
No.739082
>>739080
>>739081
I am certain that will only make things worse. Your President running people are... how do you say, human garbage?
No.739083
>>739081
We are terrible at adulting
>>739082
I'm sure there is someone good....but uh...I don't really watch the news
No.739084
File: 1455146574015.png (307.04 KB, 640x359, 640:359, tumblr_nr2ea6pqut1r4c2jso1….png)
>>739082
We just call'em trash. Like in a Danny Devito voice. Tresh. Gahbege.
>>739083
Oh yes. Old men, running the world. A new age!
No.739085
>>739083
It does not seem like it.
>>739084
Tresh?
No.739087
>>739085
Gahbege.
>>739086
You seen Marc lately?
No.739088
>100 years, in the sunshine
>hasn't taught me, all I've yet to know
Aw what the hell, who put my hip hop tape in here?
No.739090
>>739086
I should be leaving now.
>eyeing Revy
>>739087
I will remember that.
>
>>739088
>she's still probably mad aaaaaa
No.739091
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No.739092
>>739090
>KNOW WE USED TO STASH THAT
>IN A WHITE HATCHBACK
Fuck it, gotta give the metal a break sometime.
>pats her shorts pocket
See ya later, Jitterbug-
>
Jay, we got rats again.
>>739091
>rrr
No.739093
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>>739090
have fun
>>739091
he didn't die again did he?
No.739094
>>739092
What's the damage?
>>739093
I'll go check later.
No.739095
>>739092
>shakes her head
>off she goes
No.739096
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>>739094
Forget about it.
>holds an arm up
>half a pair of handcuffs attached
Needed to cool my head. Turns out robbin' banks during rush hour's pretty fuckin' stupid.
>>739095
>tomorrow
>you
No.739097
>>739094
It'll really mess with the time table if he is
No.739098
>>739096
You don't know how to pick cuffs? Just dislocate your thumb and slip through.
>>739097
Maybe his god dude's being an asshole?
No.739099
>>739098
Don't gotta if you just beat the shit out of the cop holdin' you. All those dumb city assholes see me and think I'm a fuckin' co-ed, so let 'em.
>...
I don't gotta go to jail, right.
No.739101
And now...for the best part of the day.
>drumroll
>it's a hand, ladies and gentlemen
Lunch time.
No.739102
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>>739099
Nah. You didn't get caught so you're good.
>
I'd break you out anyways.
>
I mean we. We would.
>>739100
Man why are gods such assholes?
No.739104
>>739102
Cause they're gods
No.739105
>>739102
Yeah yeah, whatever. Just add it to the tab, or whatever.
So what's up, you assholes look you just got skunked on bad poppy.
No.739106
>>739103
>
>um
>this is already a bad day
>can I start over
No.739107
>>739104
Whatever. We'll get'im back soon enough.
>>739105
We were actually havin' a pretty solid day. Got our island base back, s'in the middle of the Caribbean. Nice sun, warm sand, all the guns I could want.
Set a room up for ya too.
No.739108
>>739106
You're not going to ever stop, are you.
No.739109
>>739107
>blink
An island.
You guys got an island.
I mean, I guess it's been a while since I been on a beach with sand that didn't have fuckin' needles in it.
No.739110
>>739108
...Please don't explode me again.
No.739111
>>739110
Fine.
>wings: on
>and visible
>enjoy blindness, Kira
No.739112
>>739109
Yeah. We had it before, but we left it 'cause of stupid reasons. But now that we're not so stupid we took it back.
No.739113
>>739111
>
>
>
You, what have you done to me?!
Now I won't be able to peruse Vogue! Or do anything!
No.739114
>>739113
Delivered unto you a fitting punishment. Never again will you be able to see or feel that which vexes you.
Hands will have no value any longer.
>senses taken: sight, touch
No.739115
>>739112
Ain't cool to just lie like that, Jay.
>snorts
What, couldn't look at gingerboy in his Speedo any longer?
No.739116
>>739114
>
I-
>falls down
Killer Queen? Help me!
>[weeps quietly]
No.739117
>>739115
I didn't have to, usually Kori was busy censoring his speedo with her axe wound.
No.739118
>>739117
Bahahaha, fuckin' gross.
>
Dude just split like that? Fuckin' hell, he's gonna miss Trivial Pursuit night!
No.739120
>>739118
Pff. So, y'gonna keep wearin' that cuff? Didn't know you were into restraint.
No.739121
>>739117
I wore trunks and you know it. I can't stand speedo wedgies
>>739118
>building arrows
I'm working
No.739122
>>739119
I didn't do anything! You belong like me!
I'm innocent!
>rolls over into a convenient pie
>AAAAAAA
No.739123
File: 1455149667691.png (72.78 KB, 500x293, 500:293, tumblr_namx6g1iCh1tu9bwyo1….png)
>>739120
You wanna die?
>swinging the cuff around
S'good for whackin' dipshits in the face with, 'mere and let me test it.
>>739121
You're just stickin' pointy things on a stick, fuckin' cavemen did that.
No.739124
>>739121
I couldn't see those either with the orange babe attached to your hips bouncing up and down.
>>739123
>notice the string on it
>Jay's twiddling his fingers
>and cuffs her other hand
Gotcha.
>thanks Rapeman
No.739125
>>739123
I have more than just normal arrows. I'm making taser arrows later
>>739124
You know it was weird that you didn't just leave when we started getting heavy. It was really fucking weird.
No.739126
>>739124
Wh-
>
Jay you lemme go right now or me showin' up on Cops is gonna be the least of your fuckin' worries.
>>739125
Yeah? Fuck, I'll make an arrow too.
>jingling the handcuffs
Or I would if I wasn't fucking handcuffed, damn it was gonna be funny too.
No.739127
>>739125
Yeah like I'm gonna get up when I'm nice and comfy. It's equally weird you'd get your dick wet when you're sitting right next to your best friend.
>>739126
Dude we're gonna be on Cops? Fuck yeah!
>Revy why
Oi, wanna scare the minimaid?
No.739128
>>739126
if the joke was going to be a dick joke, I've already done it
>>739127
Hey, I really didn't have a say in it
No.739129
>>739127
Sis tried to do a Cops: Roanapur one time but everybody just thought it was footage from a slasher flick, fuckin' lame.
>
Hoho, givin' up on bein' her saving grace, huh? Now you're speaking my damn language.
>>739128
Tellin' me you got a dildo arrow like uh...fuck, Saints Row?
No.739130
>>739128
I know. So neither of us are at fault.
>>739129
Hey, we can do the job and get some laughs too.
No.739131
>>739129
No, Saints Row has a dildo arrow like me.
>>739130
Well, I mean, I had no say and could not move. You could move but decided to keep watching
No.739132
File: 1455150596492.png (1.22 MB, 852x1600, 213:400, c5dec3dcb6fafe1bde644d6966….png)
>>739130
And I got just the thing.
How ya feel about me blowin' your brains out.
>>739131
Aren't just a sidekick that ain't a sidekick anymore like Jayboy here?
No.739133
>>739131
If by "watch" you meant "took a nap until the meaty noises stopped" then yeah, I watched.
>>739132
That's exactly what I had in mind.
Got somethin' for you too.
>holding up an eyepatch
Optic camouflage. It'll make it look like you got a hole in your head through your eye.
No.739134
>>739133
>?
What the fuck is this thing, Jay. I need a patch like I need a hole in the he-
>guh
Walked right into that shit, huh.
No.739135
File: 1455151173333.jpg (134.01 KB, 225x877, 225:877, Kori has zero attention sp….jpg)
>>739134
Check it.
>flips a little switch on the side
>it's recording whatever's behind her head
>holds a mirror up
No.739136
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>>739135
>!
Duuuuuuuuuuuuuude
Why the hell doesn't everyone have one of these things? Make fuckin' dentist appointments fast as shit!
No.739137
>>739136
'Cause not everyone has my idiot genius friend Harper.
So, wanna get started? I'll dial'er up, cap me when I'm done.
No.739138
>>739132
Yeah.
>>739133
still kinda weird
No.739139
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>>739137
Betcha 50 she pisses her little dress.
>Cutlasses locked and loaded
All the time in the world, man. Gonna drink first.
The hell you need one of these things for in the first place?
>>739138
Man talkin' with you's about the same as with a brick fuckin' wall.
No.739140
>>739138
Eh.
>>739139
"Need" is a funny word. Everybody uses it, not everybody means it.
I got it 'cause I wanted it for a gag.
No.739141
>>739139
I'm a simple guy. I watch movies, surf the web, and do international, superhero based merc jobs that involve me using trick arrows to save the day.
>>739140
eh
No.739142
>>739140
You had this shit made special just for this, didn't you.
Why can't we just take her money, again?
>>739141
I don't watch movies.
Seem more like a goody-two-shoes than Jay, you follow him around doing bad shit for fun or what.
No.739143
File: 1455151959287.jpg (66.36 KB, 500x431, 500:431, tumblr_o0fqsuxnJK1qetczro1….jpg)
>>739141
>
Eh.
>>739142
I felt bad for the maid. Reminds me of the butler who raised me when fuckin' Batman kidnapped me. Guy was like a fuckin' angel to me.
I got a hard time sayin' to to maids and butlers.
No.739144
>>739142
I'm the realist of the group. Sort of the liason between Jay's mindset and the rest of reality.
>>739143
Meh
No.739145
>>739143
But feelin' bad ain't gonna stop you from breakin' her tiny bean mind, huh.
Shit's gonna be easy, execute some scumfuck in front of her and suddenly s'like the world's ending.
>>739144
That's workin' out for you about as well as it looks like, huh.
No.739146
>>739144
Feh.
>>739145
>grin
Hey. I pranked the hell outta Alf for fun. I can respect someone and still mess with'em.
No.739147
>>739145
Well, its worked out that we have an island base to go back to.
You're welcome.
>>739146
FEH?! FE?!
Not cool man. Not. Cool.
No.739148
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>>739146
>shrug
Makes sense to me.
>
Can we go to the new crib after this for a few days? Wanna get outta the dirty air.
Better if that fuckin' Terminator can't swim after us too if we're really doin' this shit.
No.739149
>>739147
Geh any better?
>>739148
Yeah. For sure. Been a while since I laid down on the beach too.
>
So shoot me. I already called.
No.739150
File: 1455152827550.jpg (358.19 KB, 1280x853, 1280:853, tumblr_n963a7Fy271shwicno6….jpg)
>>739147
Whatever, I got a whole peninsula to play on.
That's like, almost an island or something.
>>739149
Here's the wind up
And the pitch.
>bangarang
No.739151
>>739149
No man. No its not
>>739150
You have fun with that
No.739152
>>739150
>MM WHATCHA SAAAAAAY
>MMMM THATCHA ONLY MEANT WEEELLLL
>WELL OF COURSE YOU DID
>
>>
>>>
>>739151
>one prank coming up
No.739153
File: 1455153117155.png (2.57 MB, 1459x907, 1459:907, MOON KNIGHT, OUT OF FUCKIN….png)
>CRASH
>Marc no
>you're not the Kool-Aid Man
>Marc this has to stop
No.739154
>>739152
>nudges him with his foot
Well, I'm going to go get some tacos
No.739155
>>739151
Weirdo.
>>739152
Yeesh.
>nudges the corpse
Who the hell put this tiny music player in your fuckin' guts, man?
>
AW GOD DAMN IT JAY YOU GOT IT ALL OVER MY SHORTS
>>739153
ENOUGH WITH THE FUCKING CRASHING
No.739156
Mister To-
>>739152
>blink
What-
>blood around her feet
>here come the tremors
>pupils constricting
>>739153
>LOCK EYES, FROM ACROSS THE ROOM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>739155
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
No.739157
>>739155
>dusting himself off
Didn't realize I got replaced as team buzzkill.
>>739156
...And now I'm starting to realize how bad this all looks.
No.739158
>>739155
>
>>739156
>are you feeling it minimaid
>>739153
>Dead Jay
No.739159
File: 1455153519694.jpg (67.03 KB, 500x571, 500:571, tumblr_nj2ugrjja91rl3cy0o1….jpg)
>>739156
Pfffffffftahahaha
Oh shit, my cue.
>jumps in front of her
>hole-in-the-head cam is go
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGHUGHUGHUGHHH
>>739157
Didn't realize none of you fucks ever heard of a front door
>>739158
>ahem
OH NO HE'S DEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAD
No.739160
>>739157
>[hysteric Spanish goes here]
>minimaid is freaking the fuck out
>>739158
>[O DIOS MIO!]
>>739159
>she looks exactly like a terrified puppy right now
No.739161
>>739158
>takes out his truncheon
>which turns into a bo staff
>commence the poking of the corpse
>>739159
Using the front door would be too simple.
>>739160
Starting to regret cutting Spanish class so much when I was in high school.
>shrugs
>keeps poking Jay
No.739162
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>>739159
>slooowly sitting up
>cue milky dead fish eyes
>>739160
>head turn
>shambling up to his feet
>wobbly
>Romero Zombie.exe is running
>>739161
>swats at Moonman
>and shuffling towards minimaid
No.739163
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>>739160
>guhuh
>actress skills go
Braaaaaaaaaaaaainnnnss
>cough hack
>hands outstretched
>>739161
>kicks him in the dick
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAINSS
>>739162
Oh fuck that's cool-I MEAN Braaaaaaaaaaaaainsandshit'
No.739164
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>>739161
Q-que--
>>739162
NOOOOOOOOOO
>dual MAG-7s go
>booletstorm
>>739163
BASTA, GO AWAAAAAAY!
>RATATATATATA
No.739165
>>739162
>blink
Well, he's back now... sort of.
>>739163
>loud groaning noises
>but he's still standing
>thank you messed up pain receptors
You do that again and I'm throwing you through the wall.
>>739164
...And now there're bullets flying around. I picked a hell of a time to show up.
No.739166
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>I ask for so little
>...
>and boy do I get it
>[Oingo Boingo: 80% volume]
No.739167
>>739163
>conveniently in front of Rev
>all these boolets
>hoarse laughing
>>739164
>breathless whispering
>tfw punctured lungs
It's just a prank, brooooo.
>>739165
>hoarse laughing raises in intensity
No.739168
>>739164
>um
>UM
...Fuck me.
>>739165
What part of braiiiiiins didn't ya fucking get, dickless?
Jesus, what the fuck crawled up your ass and died.
>>739167
>fucking-
OH NO HE'S DEAD AGAAAAAAAAAAAAAIINN
...NNNN.
I don't think she's buyin' it a second time.
No.739169
>>739165
>she's got a China Lake too
>>739167
>click fucking clack
>CHOOM goes the 40mm 'nade
>>739168
WHAT FUCKING JOKE IS THIS?!
No.739170
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>>739166
>watch the bullets
>>739168
>down he goes
>and up
Hahaha... oh man.
>>739169
Oh god wh-
>BOOM
>fucking-
>huge hole in chest
>curls up
>
No.739171
>>739167
>sensiblechuckle.gif
Some prank.
>>739168
What can I say? I lost my sense of humor a while ago.
>>739169
>thaaat's a nade launcher
>in the hands of a disgruntled short person
>THWIP
>yanks the China Lake out of minimaid's hands
>thanks, web-shooters
Might wanna calm down.
No.739172
>>739169
>leans out of her office
Now where oh where could all that noise be coming from.
>>739170
>scribbling on a clipboard
>bullet neatly through the board
>squints through the new hole
Hm.
No.739173
>>739169
IT'S JUST A PRANK YOU FUCKING LITTLE SAVAGE!
>>739170
Jay-
>oh no he's fucked up
Jay if this is the one time you like, can't get up for whatever reason I'm gonna do somethin' really stupid.
>>739171
God why do all of Jay's friends just suck so much.
No.739174
>>739170
>processing
>processing
>observing the healing
You are... not human.
>>739172
Who-
>>739171
¡OYE!
>yanking back
>for a minimaid she's pretty fucking strong
>tiny terminator
>>739173
¡HIJA DE PUTA, QUIEN CARAJO PUEDE CREER QUE ESO SOLAMENTE FUE UN CHISTE!
>REEEEEEEEEEEE
You facking maniac!
No.739175
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>>739171
10/10?
>>739172
Fun little fireball, huh?
>>739173
>good thing he regenerates
>hole closed and organs back
That... hurt. A lot.
>>739174
Okay... I can explain.
>ahem
I thought it'd be funny.
No.739176
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>>739174
>maid
>maid
Now aren't we just going to be little nuisances this early in the evening.
>China Lake
Spanish speaker using American hardware...
>>739175
Fun is subjective.
And according to many sources online, doesn't exist at all.
No.739177
>falls from the ceiling
>riddled with bullets
No.739178
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>>739173
You're his friend too, you tell me.
>>739174
>Moonman's at least equally strong
>this is one intense game of tug of war
I said relax. Stop shooting at my friends, and you can have your weapon.
>>739175
Sure. Points for creativity and all that.
No.739179
>>739174
Yeah yeah, arriba arriba you little shithead.
>rrrRRR
SHOOT HIM LIKE THAT AGAIN AND I'LL STRING YOU UP BY YOUR FUCKING GUTS, GOT THAT
>>739175
>t c h
Asshole.
>>739178
Yeah but...uh...
I don't suck?
Fuck.
No.739180
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>>739175
I am not a plaything for your amusement!
>>739176
And who are you?
>busy tugging her nade lawnchair from Moonman
>>739177
>AAAAAAAA
>>739178
>guh
>forcing herself to calm down
Let go.
>>739179
HE WAS A WALKING DEAD!
No.739181
>>739180
>sits up
AAAAAAAAA
No.739182
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>>739176
You're right, slavs can't have fun.
Even your sex is boring.
>>739178
>thumbs up
By the way we're working a job for the mini maid here.
She's missing her co-worker, Roberta.
>>739179
>blink
>did she just cover for me
But I'm your asshole.
>>739180
Yeah yeah, it was just a prank bro.
No.739183
>>739177
>blink
Some pre-release celebration.
Most of us are happy enough with a glass of champagne.
>>739180
Someone who needs quiet in order to work.
>and doesn't like maids
>yanks the Lake away herself
Little short for a Sandinista, aren't you.
>>739182
Actually a closely guarded secret.
You don't think we'd let information like that into the hands of godless dogs, do you?
No.739184
>>739179
>smirk
You walked into that.
>>739180
>letting go, cap'n
I'll admit, this isn't the greatest first impression I could've made.
>>739182
So Roberta isn't the only killer maid? Huh.
No.739185
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>>739180
>haha I've been waiting for this
>
>>
>>>
Better bite the bullet now, minimaid.
>>739182
Wuzzat, "please castrate me, Revy?"
Caaaaaaaaaaaan do!
>>739184
I knew what I was doin'!
>wait
You know the Terminator?
No.739186
>>739181
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>739182
Guh...
>>739183
>OI DAS MY LAWNCHAIR
And you are a little late for the Cold War, no? Return my gun!
>>739184
Roberta is the head maid. I am the second maid, Fabiola Iglesias.
>>739185
Bah, that was stupid.
No.739187
>>739183
Malt liquor and lotto scratchers actually. The bullets came from somebody's fetish firing wildly
>>739186
AAAA-WHY ARE WE SCREAMING?-AAAAA
No.739188
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>>739183
>nabs the Lake from Bala
Man I love these things. Grenade launchers just feel like a hunk of heaven in the hand.
>
Yeah nobody cares, Bala. You got enough dogs eh?
>>739184
Nnnnnope. And we're gonna find'er.
>>739185
Man you sure do love my balls.
>>739186
Chill.
>hands back the Lake
Heads up: I don't die easy. Which is why I took this job.
No.739189
>>739185
I ran into her once or twice back when she actually showed up here, but that's about it.
>>739186
Nice to meet you. Sorry about trying to take your weapon, I didn't realize you were on our side.
>>739188
Uh-huh. I'm guessing there's gonna be a shootout at the end of the rainbow, too.
No.739190
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>>739186
Surprisingly not true these days.
Now.
>Lake pointed at tinynose
Shhh.
Where the Lovelace family keeps finding these maids, I don't know.
>>739187
I'm sorry to hear that.
Too bad about the Powerball, hm.
>>739188
>shrug
You're just no fun these days.
Keep it away from Two Hands if you want your little boat home away from home intact.
No.739191
>>739186
Aw fuck you, wouldn't know a good line if it bit ya in the ass!
Need me to execute another of those nameless beans, huh?
>>739188
I'm leaving.
I'm taking your stupid looking helicopter thing and leaving. Swear to fuck.
>>739189
She came here!?
No.739192
>>739188
>tucks the lawnchair away
Roberta will be hard-pressed to do much to you then?
>>739189
>stare
You are the Moon Knight then?
>>739187
You startled me.
>>739190
>pointing an empty Lake
>but why
>eh
That is not important.
>>739191
>RRRRR
You promised hospital treatment...!
No.739193
>>739190
Powerball is for suckers. Demanding that the clerk you just saved give your an entire roll of scratch off tickets is the only way to play.
>>739192
You shot me
No.739194
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>>739190
Crush came and went. Now you get the same Jason Todd everyone else does.
>
Actually you don't, 'cause you're still alive and with all your limbs. Call it preferential treatment.
>>739191
You don't even know how to fly it.
>>739189
Well... we're bringing her alive. So I'm gonna do my best.
No.739195
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>>739191
A long time ago, yeah. She's gotta be long gone by now.
>>739192
Yep. I'm guessing Jason's already made the Klansman jokes.
>>739194
In that case, I'll make sure to bring the knockout gas.
No.739196
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>>739192
I'll have to disagree with you there.
I'm sure you're aware of the devastation your head maid caused to my city. Needless to say, it was a bitch and a half to clean up and set in working order again.
I'm not a fan of having my time wasted neither here nor there by noisy upstart maids.
>>739193
That sounds like quite a lot of work. We've just co-opted the local lottery and make the tickets ourselves.
>holds a ticket
>A Epic Winner is of You?
...I need men that speak better English.
>>739194
How cold.
>smirks
No.739197
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>>739192
Yeah.
And I lied. So what?
>>739194
Well whose fault is that for not fuckin' teaching me!
>>739195
Thank fuck. Vacation to the beach with a shit ton of cash sounds way better.
No.739198
No.739199
>>739193
I did?
>>739195
I did not understand them but yes.
>>739196
>
>oooooohhhhh
You are one of the hidden heads of Roanapur?
>
I am under no inclination to reveal to you anything.
Eso es final.
>>739197
Why!?
No.739200
>>739196
In Soviet Russia, Lotto Scratches You
>>739199
You fired is spurts. I got hit
>knocks himself on the back
>bullets fall out of his chest
No.739201
>>739195
Bring surplus. She's borderline superhuman.
Hell. Bring the stuff you use to take me down.
>>739196
>
Cold, you say?
>>739197
I'll show you while we do the thing so you can fly us around, get some practice in.
No.739202
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>>739197
It definitely does, but we've still got a job to do.
>>739199
It's... better if they went over your head.
>>739201
Alright. Should be fun to go up against someone who's an actual challenge.
No.739203
>>739199
Inclination?
You don't understand, dear. You're going to want to tell me what I want to know.
>ssssssssip
Tea?
>>739200
We tried that promotion already, actually.
I was lead to believe it'd be more successful.
>>739201
Decorating your body in my memory?
Awfully effeminate, don't you think.
No.739204
>>739199
'Cause I was waitin' for your God to come down and stop by bullet, duh.
And he didn't, guess that's that.
>>739201
That's not the goddamn point.
>also maybe afraid of heights
>>739202
You still like this crap?
No.739205
>>739203
Much like the Party led the prolitariate to believe that communism was a viable way of life?
No.739206
>>739200
Oh... I did shoot up. I am sorry.
>>739202
If you say so, mister Knight.
>>739203
>u wot
I did not make it, so no.
>>739204
I met an angel last night.
No.739207
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>>739206
It happens. Now just let me shoot you and we'll be all even.
No.739208
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>>739202
Right?
>>739203
In your memory?
>tilts his head
>it was just a trick of the light
What're you on about?
>
Look, I used to like you a lot, but you already got enough suitors and dogs.
That's as far as it goes.
>>739204
Yeah? Well then what?
No.739209
>>739204
'Course I do. I was a merc before I started playing hero.
>>739206
Feel free to call me Marc if you want. Most people around here know my real name already.
>>739208
>nods
Biggest risk of fighting normal crooks nowadays is boring myself to sleep.
No.739210
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>>739205
There's not much else to make of Russians according to you people, is there.
If you've read your Animal Farm, you'd already know the answer to that.
>>739206
>
It's bad manners to refuse hospitality.
You wouldn't want to make a bad impression, representing your household like you are.
>>739208
And yet I still feel like I got off lightly.
Although your constant need to tell me the same information is growing wearisome and suspicious.
No.739211
>>739206
Yeah, and I met god down by the tracks.
Facedown in a boxcar, 40 in each hand.
>>739208
Man shut up, s'not like it's even funny anymore.
>>739209
Yeah? So what's the difference.
No.739212
>>739207
You can heal, I cannot. How is that fair?
>>739209
Mister Marc?
>>739210
Your insistence is suspicious and your motives clear.
I will not drink your barbiturates.
>nigga I'm a murdermaid I know my shit
>>739211
He was here!
No.739213
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>>739209
I've actually been taking naps on patrol because of it.
>>739210
I get that a lot, so here's my rebuttal: when it actually sinks into your cement-thick skull, I'll say something new.
>>739211
Yeesh.
>...
Oi. Wait here a minute, I got somethin' for ya.
>grapple to the rafters
No.739214
>>739210
Thats the one where the Pig raises the Spider's babies right?
>>739212
Oh no, not with bullets. I have something much more entertaining in mind.
No.739215
>>739211
Back then, I got paid and didn't have to worry about taking on superpowered freaks. That's about it.
>>739212
Sure, that'll work.
>>739213
You sure it's a good idea to fall asleep out in the open?
No.739216
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>>739212
>drugs
>and front-scruffed
>try kicking me now, homes
You must be hard of hearing, so I thought I'd lessen the space between us.
Right now there are approximately three snipers with sights trained on your head. But I suppose some people can't handle niceties.
If you don't want my tea, you'll just have to make some for us yourself.
>>739213
>distracted with tiny
Hm?
>>739214
It's the one with the ax-murderer.
No.739217
>>739212
Delusional little brat.
>>739213
If this is fucking stupid I swear to hell.
>following
>>739215
So what, not like you had to be some fuckin' hero.
Woe is me, right? Cash is easy enough to get if you look for it.
No.739218
>>739214
Eh?
>>739215
That is-
>>739216
>scruffed
>tempted to just open fire with her MAGs
It is a little difficult with a giantess gripping my dress.
>>739217
I am telling you he was here!
No.739219
>>739215
Good idea? No. Does it happen? Yeah.
>>739216
>breadstick launched
>>739217
Hey, I said to wait-guh. Now I gotta give it to you later. Supposed to be a surprise!
>tucking something into his jacket
No.739220
>>739216
So I Married An Ax-Murderer? I don't think its fair to call Mike Myers a pig.
Plus that movie is great!
>>739218
Well, it involves you and my super soaker
No.739221
>>739217
...Actually, I was forced into being a hero. It was either that or stay dead.
>>739218
...You were saying?
>>739219
We really don't get enough sleep, do we?
No.739222
>>739218
Better.
>and dropped
Honey and jam with sugar on the side.
>>739219
>stuck in her hair
>will she ever know it's there
>>739220
Dostoevsky died for this.
What about John Hamm.
No.739223
>>739218
>pfft
Keep it up, runt. Not like you're looking some stupid religious stooge right now or nothin'.
>>739219
>uh
>UH
Surprise, huh.
>>739221
Some break.
I uh, gotta go.
>legs it
No.739224
>>739220
It is just water, yes?
>>739221
One moment, por favor.
>>739222
>what
Honey and... jam?
>>739223
I am not crazy!
No.739225
>>739222
The Mad Men guy. What about him?
>>739224
Its non lethal if that's where you're getting hung up.
No.739226
>>739221
What's sleep?
>>739222
>drops another for good measure
>>739223
Sheesh. What's got her spooked?
No.739227
>>739224
Not outside your capabilities, is it.
Honestly shameful how Russians have no representation when it comes to things like tea.
...Though drinking a 40 of tea in a tracksuit doesn't have quite the same feel to it.
>>739225
Oh nothing. I have 50 dollars to Best Buy, and I want a new series to watch.
>>739226
>sniff sniff
Garlic...?
No.739228
>>739223
...Huh. Well, see ya.
>>739224
Take your time, Fabiola.
>>739226
Apparently it's what normal people do late at night.
No.739229
>>739225
Then what is in it?
>>739227
>what
If this is a culture reference it is lost on me.
>>739228
It is alright now.
>making tea
No.739230
>>739227
They have all eight seasons on Netflix. Save the money and buy...I don't know...most of a laptop power cable.
>>739229
A surprise.
No.739231
>>739227
>
>third stick down the cleave
See when you don't listen I get bored.
>>739228
Normal people are weird.
No.739232
>>739229
It's for my own entertainment, really.
>>739230
Netflix...?
>>739231
>sigh
You could simply use your words that you want attention.
>stick slides in with a faxing noises
No.739233
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>>739229
That was fast.
>eyeing the tea
>why does this feel familiar
>>739231
I would've gone with "boring", but weird works too.
No.739234
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>>739230
I won't consent to something I'm unaware of.
>>739232
They do not have jam in the pantries.
>>739233
I am a maid after all.
No.739235
>>739232
I did. You were just being dumb.
>drops down on a zipline
>head stuck in cleave
>>739233
>upside-down thumbs up
No.739236
>>739232
Streaming service. Thousands of hours of looking at options, not sure what to watch await you
>>739234
I can respect that. However, counter argument: I did not consent to being shot. So....
>begins to shooter he with super soaker
>full of ranch dressing
No.739237
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>>739234
Right. Forgot about that when you pulled out the grenade launcher.
>>739235
Pffft... Livin' the dream, huh Jay?
No.739238
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>>739234
No jam? You mean drink tea like an...English?
>drink tea
>without jam
>what
Let's see what we're dealing with here.
>>739235
Oh?
>pomf
Leave the breadstick and dog treats alone while you're down there, at least.
>>739236
Sounds like a time waster. Isn't that RedBox thing still around.
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>>739236
>cue Matrix shenanigans
>she's good
>>739237
>currently flipping around like Master Yoda avoiding ranch dressing
Multitasking!
>>739238
>flips over Bala
They have good leaves!
No.739240
>>739238
>muffled "not leaving me with many options"
>nibbling a bacon bittie
>>739237
>double thumbs up
No.739241
>>739239
>visibly impressed
Talk about being full of surprises...
>>739240
I'm surprised you can still hear me down there.
No.739242
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>>739238
yeah but with Netflix you don't have to put on pants
>>739239
>you underestimate how much ranch dressing he has
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>>739239
>looks up
Is she wearing bike shorts.
>cute
Don't let the water boil over no-
>splatted with ranch
...
>>739240
>flinch
Don't fill up on bread now.
>Makarov pressed to his heart
>spak spak
>shove
>>739242
This is sounding more promising all the time.
And I don't need to update my spyware, whatever that is? I get so many e-mails about that sort of thing.
No.739244
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>>739241
Thank you, mister Marc!
>>739242
>you underestimate the mini ninja meido's stamina
>>739243
I know how to make tea!
>flips back over
>nabs a fingerful of ranch
No.739245
>>739241
>muffled "it's a talent"
>>739243
>Makarov
>9x18mm
>piercing Jay's armor
>topekek
>muffled giggling as he pulls up and out of the cleave
Don't go ignoring me now, eh?
>zips back up
No.739246
>>739244
Of course you know, this means war.
>>739243
I watch it all on my cell phone. Or Captain America's XBox
No.739247
File: 1455161388674.jpg (89.75 KB, 695x960, 139:192, Cape Physics 2, Physics Ha….jpg)
>>739244
Hey, no problem I'm not used to seeing someone move like this unless they're wearing a costume.
>>739245
Jeez, I go AWOL for a couple of days and you develop super-hearing.
No.739248
File: 1455161413486.jpg (62.61 KB, 600x847, 600:847, tumblr_nv3fqcZFXv1r0h614o1….jpg)
>>739244
Now this is more like it.
>watching the ninja meido
Boris, why don't you do flips while you make tea?
>I weigh 250 pounds, Kapitan.
Excuses.
>>739245
>eyy fuk u mang
Just when you think you understand anything in this world.
>...
He drooled in here.
>dabbing at it with a hanky
>>739246
Captain America, Microsoft shill?
Saucy.
No.739249
She doesn't think you're real.
A little disheartening, isn't it.
No.739250
>>739246
So be it!
>>739247
What do you mean, costume?
>>739248
Eh?
No.739251
>>739249
>
Not particularly.
No.739252
>>739251
No, the old doctrine of saving every soul you can no matter how unwilling has gone out of fashion, hasn't it.
>stirring a martini
Olive?
No.739253
File: 1455161954380.png (254.16 KB, 900x759, 300:253, curing heresy one load of ….png)
>>739252
It's man's world now. I trust Jason to save her, and himself, from their own personal demons.
>
Do olives go good with tequila?
No.739254
>>739250
The United States is filled with superheroes. Most of 'em run around in spandex.
No.739255
>>739248
Well Human Torch already had a PS4. And we want to keep all our options open for gaming enjoyment.
>>739250
>holds out hand
Good war to you
No.739256
File: 1455162142384.jpg (100.17 KB, 1024x494, 512:247, tumblr_m5kgph4aLz1qk3lu6o1….jpg)
>>739250
>Kapitan, I've already offered to call a cleaning service...
We're above that, Boris. If Hotel Moscow can't provide its own needs on all sides, we'll go extinct before we know it.
>Is this about the dress.
Shhh.
>taps her watch
>>739255
No Wii?
You could even have swords sticking out of the controller things for you.
No.739257
>>739254
That's uncomfortable.
>discreetly picking a wedgie from her bike shorts
>>739255
You are hiding a joy buzzer in your hand.
And not the fun one.
>>739256
I... what?
No.739258
>>739253
It's all rather tedious, for my two cents.
>looks off camera
>suddenly a live studio audience
Do olives go good with tequila, he asks.
>W-Where are we?
No.739259
>>739256
Rogue doesn't like us playing it without asking first.
>>739257
>pulls off gloves and mask
>empty hand
No.739260
File: 1455162416605.png (992.88 KB, 1094x613, 1094:613, ROCK YOU LIKE A HURRICANE.png)
>>739257
>uh
You get used to it eventually.
No.739261
>>739258
You could always do what father did and leave. But then unlike father you never had much stake in mankind.
No.739262
>>739257
>[hushed Russian whispering]
>Boris scurries off
Hm?
An awfully long wait for tea, isn't it.
>idly doing paperwork
>Bailey's time
>>739259
Is that the one with the purple thong or the one with the green thong.
No.739263
>>739259
>takes one of her gloves off
>hand out
>>739260
It seems... silly.
>>739262
Not quite.
>waiting for the steamwhistle
Alcohol before tea?
No.739264
>>739261
Hardly an observation.
The way things are now is mostly beneficial to me. Excising any higher influence takes enough time as it is without bothering to remake the angelic structure.
No.739265
>>739264
The system is broken as it is. The lower castes resent the higher castes and themselves because of their awareness of their lack of will. The other seraphs are selfish and waiting for an opportunity to usurp and rebel.
No.739266
>>739262
MWF, purple. TThr, Green, Sat, Red. Sunday, None?
>>739263
>superpowered Sumo Grip
>pulls her in tight
There was never any going back
>presses detonator in other hand
>ranch dressing explosion
No.739267
>>739263
I agree.
>
Then again, I do it too, so...
No.739268
>>739263
>shakes the bottle
She and us, we are not so different.
I'm afraid if you want any yourself you'll have to wait until you're older, however.
>oh god am I old
>>739266
But that's my schedule...
No.739269
>>739266
Wh-
>splattered
...
...
...
>mini berserker
>here comes the grenade launcher
¡MENTIROSO!
>REEEEEEE
¡MUERE!
>>739267
>currently coated in ranch dressing and raging
>>739268
>[mini maid tantrum in progress]
No.739270
>>739265
Which will never happen.
Surely you must have realized that Michael and I were the only ones that were ever supposed to matter.
Truthfully it caught me a bit off guard too.
No.739271
>>739268
Mine Too! Though I prefer yellow over Purple. And none on the weekend
>>739269
By the way, since you're the maid, this place is filthy.
No.739272
>>739270
Michael mentioned that when he briefly escaped the Cage, yes.
No.739273
>>739269
>
>now is the time
>to back the fuck up before I get smacked the fuck up
No.739274
File: 1455163491613.jpg (108.98 KB, 850x1088, 25:32, sample-0be5b008a9ec1e56531….jpg)
>>739269
>bringing a pump action nade launcher for CQC
>smdh
>prepping a tranq-adapted Tokarev
It's so difficult to find good help these days.
>>739271
I'm surprised you bother to wear any at all.
It's not like that suit leaves much to the imagination anyway.
No.739275
>>739272
You'll want to hear the full story.
No.739276
>>739271
>clock DP in the dick with the stock
Bastard!
>>739273
>ABSOLUTELY LIVID.webm
>>739274
>bruh I'm mad not stupid
No.739277
>>739275
>
Another story to break my faith again?
No.739278
>>739276
>LIGHT RAGE IS TOO CALM
>WE HAVE TO GO RIGHT TO LUDICROUS RAGE
No.739279
>>739274
I've got a diamond kevlar weave in my thongs
>>739276
>smush
Which it appears I forgot that today was laundry day....
Ye-Ouch
>>739278
>NOT LUDICROUS RAGE!
No.739280
>>739277
There's nothing that I can do that wasn't already built into your makeup.
Precisely because you have the ability to think outside of orthodoxy is what's torn down your faith.
I don't mind being the scapegoat, though. Don't worry about that.
No.739281
>>739276
Not even any hors d'oueves.
>black Russian bread extracted from bitties
>munch
>tapping tranq on her leg irritably
>>739279
I suppose the saying about android girls is the same for any other extremity.
No.739282
>>739278
Gah. I need to change my dress...
>>739279
¡Imbecile!
>>739281
What are you doing?
>
That looks burnt.
No.739283
>>739279
>SHE'S REACHING CRITICAL MAD, DEADPOOL
>WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!
>>739282
...Hate to make you feel worse, but you should know that this kind of stuff happens a lot around here.
No.739284
>>739280
It's a benefit of being a seraph. Second only to the cherubim.
No.739285
>>739281
Shit happens when you party naked
>>739282
Wait so this isn't foreplay?
Do I even want this to be foreplay?
>>739283
>Ranch Dressing Kamikaze
>It'll be fine. If she goes Plaid, then we'll have a problem
No.739286
>>739282
>?
>bottle of olive oil halfway out
Hm?
>holds the bread up to her scar
>same color and texture
Really? I thought it had a particular family resemblance.
>>739285
It's overrated, for sure.
No.739287
>>739284
Benefit is certainly a word.
If you want relief from the knowledge, I think you know what to do.
No.739288
File: 1455164539940.jpg (53.98 KB, 500x477, 500:477, 4ea8e297c597c1a3c6e99f476d….jpg)
>>739283
>taking her dress off
>wearing an identical dress underneath
>and a kevlar vest under that dress
Forced to my spare so quickly...
>>739285
>burnt face
>burnt bread
>uh
No.739289
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>>739286
>>739288
>oops
>Deadpool's reply is gone
Disgusting.
No.739290
>>739287
I don't really care anymore.
No.739291
>>739286
I don't know, I bet if you're naked it one hell of a party.
>>739288
>>739289
Less looky look and more cleany clean pour fayvore
No.739292
>>739290
Suit yourself.
>[Space Oddity goes here]
No.739293
>>739285
>why'd you have to go and jinx it?
>>739288
>blink
>blink
Well, I wasn't expecting that.
No.739294
>>739288
>I need to learn that trick
Cat got your tongue?
>munch
He has a point, you know.
>>739291
My my, certainly you'd rather party naked with a younger girl with no scars.
No.739295
>>739291
I am not the maid of this place, mister. My young master is elsewhere.
>>739293
It is not the first time something messy has happened.
>tucks her China Lake away
From my weaponry it should be obvious.
>>739294
He would if I were employed here.
No.739296
>Sol is too busy with Valentine...
>Gabriel is too busy with Zepp...
>Yang is too busy being armless...
>sigh
No.739297
>>739293
>boredom
>poor impulse control
>take your pick Moonpie
>>739294
What's wrong with scars? And I've got a deep, deep love for Bea Arthur. So by compare, you are the younger woman there.
>>739295
Then who's going to clean up all this ranch dressing?
No.739298
>>739295
>
That could always be arranged.
>Boris peeks in
>Kapitan, I couldn't find duct tape. Will Scotch tape work?
>face: meet palm
>>739297
Is that the one from the Andy Griffith Show?
We had our own version when I was growing up, but the Anotalyasky Grifoelvich Show doesn't roll off the tongue.
No.739299
>>739297
You should have thought about that before-
>where did all the ranch dressing go
Eh?
>>739298
You are not my boss.
No.739300
>>739295
Honestly. the grenade launcher might be a little overkill.
>Says the jackass who has missile-firing drones.
>Shut it.
>>739297
>I'm gonna go with both
No.739301
>>739298
Nah, the was Aunt Bea. Bea Arthur was on Maude. And then Golden Girls.
and then my erotic dreams.
>>739299
well that's spooky
>>739300
>wait, is your Green Text Marc or Khonsu?
>both?
No.739302
File: 1455165714059.png (884.8 KB, 1280x717, 1280:717, tumblr_m6q001NEN11qe16eao2….png)
>>739299
No, but there's not much stopping me from simply taking what I want. We Russians know that better than anyone.
It'd be in your best interests to play nicely. Here, I'll even compensate you.
>wad of bills retrieved
Colombian, was it. Adjusted for inflation, this will be a drop in the bucket compared to your young master's wealth. But it will be enough because that's what I've said.
>>739301
If I wanted to hear old women bitch about nothing I could go to any coffeeshop or laundromat.
Aren't you married?
No.739303
>>739300
You obviously have yet to see what Roberta can do.
>>739301
Strange...
>>739302
I do not understand, why are you giving me money?
No.739304
File: 1455166035344.jpg (433.57 KB, 839x1107, 839:1107, That suit must be a bitch ….jpg)
>>739301
>yes
>if it's bold text, then birdman's talking
>>739303
>shrugs
Can't be any scarier than the things Jason and I are capable of.
No.739305
File: 1455166084188.png (406.34 KB, 642x469, 642:469, 78a65df59034bdd680d68cd9a5….png)
>holding a magnifying glass to an anthill
Sun, sun, mystical sun~
Kill my enemies~
No.739306
>>739302
Yeah, but its pretty open.
>>739303
maybe someone with a really big carrot stick came by while you were pouting
>>739304
makes sense
No.739307
File: 1455166304909.png (345.3 KB, 850x438, 425:219, 26297ba363594550ae5c4b1648….png)
>>739303
You're going to send it to your master in Colombia. It's your severance pay.
After the fiasco in the 90s, we did our own research on where you people were located.
You should really mow your lawn more.
I've decided I want a maid.
>Boris standing in the corner in a maid suit
>walks out sadly
If you have any objections, now would be the time.
>>739306
That kind of stuff makes my skin crawl.
No.739309
>>739304
She is on par with la Capucha Roja.
>>739306
Carrot stick?
>>739307
I... what?! I can't just... leave master Garcia! Not while Roberta is missing especially.
>scowls
I have no intention to do this.
No.739310
>>739308
OH MY GOD, A CRANE
What a majestic bird.
No.739311
>>739308
>sighs
God damn it...
>>739309
You say that like I should be scared.
No.739312
File: 1455166621208.png (438.28 KB, 639x471, 213:157, 0ed9ddf2639a8325585e56c666….png)
No.739313
>>739307
She's a succubus.
And I'm rarely home.
>>739309
...how do you not know what a carrot is?
No.739314
>>739309
Which is why Hotel Moscow will be aiding in any efforts to retrieve the bitch.
>scowls
That was harder to say than I thought.
We'll deliver your mentally unbalanced maid back to her rightful place, and you will stay here.
I'd really hate to have to declare war on an a boy so young as your master.
>>739313
Staying out too late at the senior citizen homes, are we?
No.739315
>only one DOOM may deliver the DOOM
>and that DOOM is now here
No.739316
File: 1455166780387.jpg (21.04 KB, 343x193, 343:193, Kurumi-Tokisaki-date-a-liv….jpg)
>>739310
It is a marsh of sorts~
Uh? Who goes there?
>>739311
Oh? At least I didn't land on you like you did to me.. but, I guess I still could~
No.739317
>>739311
Scared? No. But do not underestimate her. She is called the Terminator Maid for a reason.
>>739313
Is this a reference?
>
>ooooooh
I understand now.
>>739314
>!!
I... you are making me a hostage?
No.739318
File: 1455166841017.png (458.37 KB, 642x470, 321:235, 10c2f134a950e80485f4244b3b….png)
>>739315
>gasp
The toasters have finally rebelled! Oh no!
>>739316
OH NO!
No.739319
>>739316
I'd prefer if you didn't.
>>739317
I'm not going to underestimate her at all. Actually, I'm sort of hoping she'll underestimate me.
No.739320
>>739318
There are no toasters today.
No.739321
>>739318
Oh yes~
>>739319
>Fades in behind, and begins walking around you circles
Tell me, why are you always so rude towards me? As if I have ever done anything.. you're breaking my little black heart.
No.739322
File: 1455167161936.png (472.69 KB, 643x463, 643:463, 86f06608668de2ede3763d1f92….png)
>>739320
But then how will we toast things!?
Are you a microwave oven?
I tried using one of those but Chichi says you can't fit a whole pizza in there.
Showed her!
>>739321
Yyyyeeeessssss?
No.739323
>>739322
...
DOOM can see that now the 'exceptionally gifted' have found their way here. As if it couldn't get any worse.
But I am no microwave, make no mistake. They call me DOCTOR DOOM!
No.739324
>>739317
In so many words, sure.
I also lost my favorite drycleaner's in a business "accident" last month, I'm making concessions where I can.
No.739325
File: 1455167385582.jpg (53.98 KB, 500x477, 500:477, 4ea8e297c597c1a3c6e99f476d….jpg)
>>739319
>Roberta underestimating someone
>shakes her head
That is not how she works. She is like a machine.
>>739324
...What?
No.739326
>>739314
I'm very busy. I've got Avengers stuff, personal stuff and then I'm running my own Mercs for Money outfit.
>>739317
A reference to people liking carrots dipped in ranch dressing.
No.739327
>>739321
I have my reasons.
>>739325
And here I thought things would be simple.
>
But I wouldn't have this if I didn't know what I was doing.
No.739328
File: 1455167525496.png (485.92 KB, 644x470, 322:235, beb944c8f06970c6d377201159….png)
>>739323
You take that back!
I'll have you know I'm an idiot.
Now, can I see your business card?
No.739329
>>739322
Why the sudden urge to say no? Yes is always welcome, but the word no gives such a negative connotation don't you think?
>>739327
What an absolutely terrible and vague thing to say. Surely you can tell me. I promise not to get mad and cause anything to shake~
No.739330
>>739328
Business cards are beneath me!
Have this instead.
>hands him a promotional poster for Latveria
No.739331
File: 1455167787580.png (157.96 KB, 500x317, 500:317, tumblr_n9x58yeUix1tu9bwyo1….png)
>>739325
You have no reason to insult either your intelligence and especially mine. I know you're not this dense.
You'll be leaving the service of the Lovelace's and entering work with Hotel Moscow.
Because Boris is colorblind and can't separate laundry.
>>739326
I'll never understand how assassins could also be part of some government regulated team.
Do you get freebies?
No.739332
>>739327
I have absolutely no idea what that is.
>superheroes aren't a thing in Colombia
>>739331
Why me?
No.739333
>>739331
I'm funding the team. Captain America half believes in me and half wants to keep an eye on me.
No.739334
File: 1455167913529.png (432.46 KB, 642x470, 321:235, 8e6f9b99c2d113c5986dfa03f7….png)
>>739329
But what about saying no to strangers.
You're a stranger, I don't know you!
>>739330
I...I don't get it.
Is this supposed to be a toaster right here?
No.739335
>>739334
...yes.
It is a toaster.
No.739336
>>739329
Now why don't I believe that?
>>739332
It means I'm part of one of the two biggest hero groups on the planet. Not like it's really anything more than a badge of honor, but I'm expected to be able to handle people that're even more dangerous than Roberta.
No.739337
>>739332
That question isn't entirely pertinent to the situation at hand, is it.
Do you mean to refuse me?
>>739333
This coming from the man with the Xbox, I'm not sure if I'd fully trust either of you either.
No.739338
>>739334
Well how about we exchange names, and then won't be such strangers~
>Politely extends her hand
Kurumi Tokisaki
>Curtseys
>>739336
Because if I really wanted to cause a little scene, I wouldn't need an excuse to do so. You should know that~
No.739339
>>739335
Weeeeeeeeell it's not a very good one.
You should get another artist, you know?
Oooo, like the guy from Sesame Street!
>>739338
I'm Son Goku.
I'm insane.
From Earth.
No.739340
>>739337
We mostly just use it for Netflix.
No.739341
>>739336
Now you are the one underestimating.
>>739337
>ghhhhhhh
...Please do not hurt my young master. Do with me what you will.
No.739342
>>739339
What?!
You dare say the art is not good?! DOOM hired only the finest artists for it!
No.739343
File: 1455168372593.png (133.68 KB, 580x404, 145:101, Moon Knight and Sailor Moo….png)
>>739338
Funny. It almost sounds like you're threatening me.
>>739341
No I'm not. I know Roberta's highly dangerous. That doesn't mean she's the biggest fish in the pond.
No.739344
>>739340
Which would require purchasing the online function, correct.
Clever dicks, that Microsoft.
>>739341
Better.
Boris will come by later to make sure you haven't gotten any silly ideas into your head.
I'll be heading out now, and let's try and get jam in my tea next time, hm?
>strolls off
>clack clack clack
No.739345
>>739339
You're insane? Well I wouldn't think that about you at all..
>Trust me, you don't know insane teeheehee~
It's such a pleasure to meet your acquaintanc Son Goku. I'm from.. well that doesn't really matter~
>>739343
Oh pish posh~ You shouldn't be so nervous, I'm just letting you know that I would not harbor any ill will against you for whatever reasons you have to be sketchy around little ole me.
No.739346
>>739343
You will see for yourself.
>>739344
...
>depressed: yes
No.739347
File: 1455168612033.png (424.32 KB, 639x466, 639:466, 62166d3b588c9620d10ff6642c….png)
>>739342
>holding the poster upside down
Is this a tree?
>>739345
Green letters?
Green letter!?
No.739348
>Something big lands in the swamp with a loud crash
No.739349
>>739347
No! That is DOOM!
>>739348
Huh?!
No.739350
>>739345
...I'm gonna hold you to that.
>>739346
Worst-case scenario, she kills me. Nothing I haven't experienced before.
>>739348
What the fuck was that?!
No.739351
>>739348
Eh?!
>>739350
>that's nice
>just got shafted into slavery so
>cue depressed minimaid
No.739352
File: 1455168843327.png (449.51 KB, 641x463, 641:463, 3edbf62f420b95b8dc86c190b6….png)
>>739348
Vegeta?
>>739349
I dunno, I think it's more of a tree.
>
Oh, I hear Chichi calling! By Doom Toaster!
>byoom
No.739353
>>739348
>>739349
>>739350
>>739351
>>739352
>A red Zaku crawls out of the crater.
>The cockpit hatch opens and Char flops out onto the soggy ground.
No.739354
File: 1455168894445.jpg (100.64 KB, 675x1000, 27:40, sample-88412344f4be235565c….jpg)
>>739347
I beg your pardon?
>>739348
Oh? Looks like we have some visitors~
>>739350
>Grabs your hand, leads you to the couch
Now sit, tell me, why are you so difficult? I just want to be friends~
No.739355
Oh my god, can you stop fucking hovering around me?
>"I'm not hoverin-"
You've been following me for the past three days, Archer. Don't think I can't feel it!
No.739356
File: 1455168945595.png (393.98 KB, 853x480, 853:480, Keep going he's interested.png)
>>739352
Absolutely embarrassing.
>>739353
Well well...isn't this a familiar sight.
No.739357
>>739351
>I see your depressed minimaid and raise you an angry Moonman
You don't have to take that from her, y'know.
>>739353
Char? Holy shit, talk about long time no see.
>>739354
>TOUCHING ME
>REEEEEEEEEE
I plead the fifth.
No.739358
File: 1455169092320.jpg (58.93 KB, 369x750, 123:250, tumblr_notqg4ewAL1rkfv8uo1….jpg)
No.739359
>>739353
What is... that?
>>739357
She'll kill my young Master. I have no choice.
No.739360
>>739357
>https://youtu.be/BgXDYiHhp5Y
Really? You're pleading something you don't quite follow nor believe in hmm?
No.739361
>>739358
>Archer's back is facing Rin
>!
For real though, quit following me around. I gotta take a massive dump.
>"Why would you tell me something like-"
Shut up and stay here, alright?
>"Fine, fine."
No.739362
>>739359
There's gotta be a way for you to get out of this and keep Garcia alive...
>>739360
>perfect
...Okay, you've got me there. Still not saying anything.
No.739364
>>739362
My life is not important. Find Roberta, bring her home to young master Garcia.
She matters more to him than me.
No.739365
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>>739361
AHEM
>Increase in Rin's glare burning a hole through your back..
No.739367
>>739365
>sending shivers down his spine
I feel death upon me...
No.739368
>>739362
How can you be so childish..
No.739369
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>>739363
>>739366
And the blue man group is now complete.
No.739370
>>739354
>>739359
>The Zaku loses power and collapses, kicking up dust
>>739356
>>739357
Yo
Been a while, MK
No.739371
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>>739367
>REEEEEEEEEE
Archer stop ignoring me!
No.739372
>>739366
Hm?
>>739369
Since when was I part of this little group?
No.739373
>>739369
>scribbling runes on the floor
>h e l p
>>739372
>WORF
No.739374
>>739364
>sighs
...Okay. Find Roberta first, then worry about helping you. If there is a way to help you, anyway.
>>739368
>shrug
Not like it's a hard thing to do.
>>739370
I'll say. Where've you been?
No.739375
>>739370
Even I must admit...this is a most pleasant surprise.
No.739376
>>739370
>that feel when only waist-high
>giant mech making minimaid feel even smaller
What I would give for just a few more centimeters...
>>739374
She can't keep me prisoner forever. I won't allow it.
No.739377
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>>739371
Ah, that explains the dread I was feeling before.
>[sweating]
Master, I...
No.739378
>>739370
Oh, I remember you~ Vaguely, but I do. Welcome back to your humble abode.
>>739374
>Stretches her legs across the couch.
Very well, if youre going to be a child about such affairs then I suppose I'll have to keep on digging~ This would be so much easier if you just told me, save yourself a bit of the annoyance no?
No.739379
>>739372
The blue life chooses you.
>>739373
Holy shit are you a dog? Ha!
No.739380
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>flies out of a portal
>collides with trash cans
No.739381
>>739373
Oh.
That's...unfortunate?
>>739379
It called to me...and it looks like I answered.
No.739382
>>739377
Dread!? You feel dread around me!? Archer how could..
..
..
Pardon, but- but did you just refer to me as Master?
No.739383
>>739379
>bitch I will hump your leg
>help
>scratching runes with dem blunt-ass dog claws
>>739381
>whine
No.739384
>>739376
>nod
You shouldn't. Being ordered around by someone who doesn't give a shit about you is the worst feeling.
>I heard that!
>>739378
Telling secrets usually just leads to more annoyance, in my experience.
>>739380
Danny? You okay?
No.739385
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>>739381
And because of that, you're one of us. You, me, and this dog.
>>739383
>takes another second to laugh
Alright, let me help you out.
>scribbling runes
And I thought I was the one who would fuck up these runes.
No.739386
>>739384
She just wants a maid. Why couldn't she just hire one not already employed?
No.739387
>>739380
Iron Fist, Hero for Hire.
This speaks more of it than you ever could.
No.739388
>>739383
>pats his head
Good boy?
>>739385
Yeah the dog.
That's still weirding me out here.
No.739389
>>739374
>>739375
>The Zaku explodes behind him
>Its head sails clear across the lawn and sinks into the swamp
I'd... Uh... I'd rather not talk about it, but it's good to be back...
Is the liquor cabinet still magically always stocked? Right?
>>739378
>Squints at under the mask trying to recognize her as he makes his way to pour a drink, giving a weird scrunched up face in the process.
Have we met? Your eyes seem familiar.
>>739376
>6ft tall Spacenoid towering over minimaid
>Bumps into her
OH! So sorry, I didn't see you down there...
No.739390
>>739384
You're acting like such a high school girl, I didn't know you were so shy~ It's actually quite endearin~
No.739391
>>739382
>swallows
Ah, my mistake Mas- Rin. I just... I- um...
>tfw trained solider and mercenary
>fought in hundreds of battles
>more nervous now than ever before
>pull it together, Archer
No.739392
>>739384
>dusts off
Ya know, I know striking from the shadows is their whole deal, but it would be nice if ninja wizards announced their wizardry in advance.
>>739387
Doctor Doom, the guy who has been ousted from his country like, six times.
Eat a fat one.
No.739393
>>739385
>pomf
Fucking... that stupid blonde girl turned me into a dog.
>>739388
Oi!
No.739394
>>739389
I wouldn't know.
Liquor is far too beneath me, I prefer a good wine.
>>739392
But yet I always find a way back in control.
It seems you have yet to find a way to even control your life.
No.739395
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>>739389
In passing mostly~
>Flips her hair up showing spoop eye.
What are you having there? Sharing is caring is it not?
No.739396
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>>739388
Trust me, this isn't even the worst of it. You should see when I mess up my runes.
>>739393
You been womanizing witches?
No.739397
>>739396
I'd prefer not to.
You like fine enough as you are...and I don't need to see you as a dog.
>>739393
Whaaaat?
No.739398
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>>739389
Guh-! Is that a joke about my height?
>rrrr
>balancing a China Lake as big as she is
It's not my fault I am short!
No.739399
>>739396
Me? Womanize an evil little girl who turned the whole second war into a disaster?
Hell no!
>>739397
What was with the petting?
No.739400
>>739391
No its just that you haven't referred to me as that in- nevermind
Archer what is wrong with you? Are you not feeling well today?
No.739401
>>739386
Because Balalaika knows she can use Garcia as leverage against you. She's manipulating you so she can feel superior.
>>739389
I haven't checked recently, but I'm willing to bet it is. Knock yourself out.
>>739390
There's a difference between being secretive and being shy.
>>739392
Ninja... wizards? What?
No.739402
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>>739397
Oh believe me it's nothing as tame as a dog. Though I do have a werewolf form.
>>739399
There's always a certain amount of excitement from fraternising with the enemy...
No.739403
>>739394
Didn't you get beat by Ant-Man?
>>739401
Ninjas proficient in ninja magic
No.739404
>>739399
I couldn't help it!
You were a dog!
>>739402
You have a what?
No.739405
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No.739406
>>739400
>his palm are sweaty
>knees weak
>sits down
Something... like that.
No.739407
>>739402
She killed Misaya, desecrated her corpse, turned her into a monster. Don't even joke.
>salt levels: high
>>739404
Not by choice!
>
We both turn into wild beasts with enough battle frenzy.
No.739408
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>>739404
Hopefully you won't have to see it.
>>739407
Alright, alright. Just trying to lighten the mood. I'm just happy you're not dead.
No.739409
>>739406
What is it then? Why are you acting so weird? I don't like this at all.
>Inching closer
No.739410
>Hiding under the Gilgatank
By the time he realizes I'm no longer in Chile, it will be too late! My record will be beat!
No.739411
>>739403
You remember that?
Good for you, you're keeping track of DOOM's life. I cannot recall a moment from yours though.
I have little need to pay attention to it.
No.739412
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>>739401
Yes there is, and youre being ever so shy~ Especially about your feelings~
>Checkmate
No.739413
>>739410
>slidewhistle
Who are you talking about?
No.739414
>>739407
You do?
Interesting. I'll keep a note on that.
>>739408
If it makes you feel better, I have a much pleasant look as well.
Though it's not as unsightly as a werewolf, nor does it change me much.
No.739415
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>>739409
>avoiding eye contact
Master, this contract... Between you and I. What do you think of it?
No.739416
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>>739403
Sooo... the Hand?
>>739405
Just... play along until we find Roberta, okay? There's always some way out of situations like this.
>>739412
I don't normally get emotional. That's not about to change.
No.739417
>>739408
She just... showed up. Lucky Bazett wasn't with me.
>>739414
S'why I stopped sparring with you when I did.
No.739418
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>>739414
What was that? Did I hear "unsightly"? Because I thought I was meant to hear "badass".
>>739417
It sounds like she just wants to toy with everyone.
No.739419
>>739413
>!
Already?
>looking at his watch
>5 minutes from beating his record
Aw...
No.739420
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>>739415
>Pauses
>What? Where is he going with this.. what an odd question.
Archer, elaborate on your thoughts. You're confusing me.
No.739421
>>739394
>Stares at blankly for a second
Okay, wait - A) we have wine?? Since when does this place have wine stocked? Who runs grocery runs now?
and
B) wine isn't liquor?
>He raises an eyebrow under the mask while pouring a glass of cabernet
>>739395
>Lazily drifts the bottle toward her glass and pours her a glass while talking at doom
>Trying not to be spoop'd by the spoopeye
So what was your name again? And I think you said your eye has, like, clock powers or something, right?
>>739398
Of course not! My apologies, I have terrible peripheral vision in the mask... Miss...?
>Doesn't know her name
>>739401
Kickass!
No.739422
>>739416
I will bear this until I no longer have to.
No.739423
>>739421
My name is Fabiola Iglesias. I am the second maid to young master Garcia Lovelace.
And you?
>polite bow
>but where'd the 'nade lawnchair go?
No.739424
>>739418
Something can be unsightly and 'badass' as you like to call it.
It's also slightly badass. A lot less.
>>739417
Well thanks for that, I...really didn't feel like being mauled.
No.739425
>>739418
She's evil. Plain and simple.
>>739424
No biggie. So how're you and bro?
No.739426
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>>739419
Why are you so sad, friend?
>now is the time for mudbae huggus
No.739427
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>>739416
I'm not saying your emotional in the least bit, what I am saying is that you're being extra peculiar about your thoughts towards me.
>>739421
Oh? For me? How gentlemanly of you~
>Takes the glass and presses it up against her lips, smiling before taking a sip.
My name? Oh yes, I'm Kurumi Tokisaki. I have some assorted powers as such, nothing to big~
>but they are big, she's just being coy
No.739428
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>>739420
>produces some tea and cups
>Rin's cup looks slightly different from the usual
Here. Drink this for now.
No.739429
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>>739411
I only know cause he put it on his resume
>>739416
Sounds about right
No.739430
>>739421
I don't drink the garbage that's stocked here in general.
I always bring a bottle of Latverian wine grown in my private gardens. Only the finest stuff in the land.
>>739429
That's pathetic.
No.739431
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>>739424
Sounds like you could use as less negative attitude.
>>739425
And you're stuck with her. As much as I want to help, I'm not quite on Teach's level yet.
No.739432
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>>739428
>Take she cup
>She isn't letting go of the subject
Archer. You're dancing around the question. Why are you asking such odd questions?
>Increasing Tohsaka annoyed values are increasing.
No.739433
>>739431
I'm gonna go see Saber's Master about this.
>spiritmode go
No.739434
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>>739425
He actually decided to take me somewhere.
It was nice.
>>739431
What makes you say that?
No.739435
>>739421
>thumbs up
If there's one thing that hasn't changed around here, it's the amount of alcohol we have.
>>739422
Hopefully that won't be for very long. Nobody should have to be forced into a situation like this.
>Except for you.
Except for- damn it.
>HA!
>>739427
I think the word you're looking for is "ambiguous." And I'd like to keep things that way.
>>739429
I'll admit, I haven't kept close tabs on them since the time Daredevil turned evil.
No.739436
>>739432
It's something that's been on my mind for awhile. It'll all make sense once you finish your tea.
No.739437
>>739430
It wasn't even for a superhero gig.
He needs to get it together
>>739435
Totally happened upon them. I was just trying to get some food from a food truck
No.739438
>>739435
What do you mean, "except for"?
No.739439
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>>739434
As someone who comes close to my levels of badassery, putting yourself down like that isn't on. I mean seriously, I can't think of anything that could be that bad.
No.739440
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>>739435
F-fine. If you say so..
>Worried Rin is now worried
>Takes the tea, and begins to sip it.
No.739441
>>739439
The form doesn't give any real enhancements. It's basically me looking like a corpse.
But I guess it can't be that bad if you think I'm already close to your level.
No.739442
>>739435
No, no the word I'm looking for is shy.
>Winks
Call it what you would like to call it, I am over this.. for now~
No.739443
>>739423
My name is Casval, but I'm best known as "Char Aznable: The Red Comet" - ruler of the Space Republic of Neo Zeon.
It's nice to meet you, Fabiola
>Waves his hand to dismiss her bow
>>739430
Faaaancy~
>Siiiips the cheap swill
>>739427
>Newtype powers detect she hides something but it's entirely too spoopy to probe any further beyond his own headspace.
So what brings a cute thing like yourself to a wretched hive of scum and villainy like this?
No.739444
>>739437
Every person to ever hold the name 'Ant-Man' needs to get it together.
That name carries a curse.
>>739443
Only the best for DOOM.
Perhaps you'd like to partake in some as a...welcome back gift.
No.739445
>>739444
As much as I hate to be seen agreeing with Doctor Doom....
No.739446
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>>739437
And then ninjas showed up? ...Yeah, that sounds about right.
>>739438
It's a long story. Sure you wanna know?
>>739442
Sure you are.
>rolls his eyes
No.739447
>>739443
The... space?
>Fabiola's from Colombia: third world shithole
>what is a space colony?
I... do not understand. No entiendo.
>>739446
Did you meet el angelo too?
No.739448
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>walks out from behind a corner
Something about this feels off.
No.739449
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>>739440
The contract between Master and Servant, the binding of two souls. It's been on my mind as of late, and as such, I made a decision. I'm taking a step forward, and hoping to deepen this contract between us.
>at the bottom of the cup it says "Will you marry me"
>pulls out a ring from his pocket
No, it's not a fake.
No.739450
>>739446
I just wanted some dinner. I skipped lunch. Man I hate ninjas
No.739451
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>>739443
>Smiling innocently at you
Oh I am just another harmless wandering spirit~ I stumbled upon this place accidently, and made a couple friends. I swing by occasionally on my spare time. What about you? What brings you around?
>Pats the seat next to hers.
>Big beautiful eyes of hope looking at you
>>739446
Would it make you feel better if you had a safety word?
Teeheeheehee
No.739452
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>>739441
I've got a good eye for things like that.
>winks
>looking over at >>739449
Ha. He finally did it. Used the speech I gave him as well. Though I think he botched it. My version was nowhere that short.
No.739454
>>739447
Yeah, but he doesn't have very much to do with what happened to me.
>>739450
Can't really blame you, considering most of the run-ins I've had with 'em.
>>739451
>frowns
Don't push it.
No.739455
>>739449
>Drops her glass
Awwwwwwwwww~ How adorable
No.739456
>>739453
Dad why did you bring me for this?
No.739457
>>739452
I can see that.
And look at you, playing wingman. Though I think you have your own relationship to worry about now.
No.739458
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>>739449
>Sipping the tea till there's none left
>Reads the bottom of the cup
>HOLY SHIT 1 TRILLION MILLION PERCENT SHOCKED
I'm sorry for a minute there..
>No he did say that. No he didn't. Is this real life? OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD.
No.739459
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>>739453
I've already called dibs on best man.
>>739457
Ah sorry, he's been bothering me with that for the past month now. Can't help it.
>satisfied smile
You're really aggressive about this, aren't you? I hope you're not expecting a ring out of this, too.
No.739460
>>739445
There is no need to feel shame for it.
It happens all the time.
No.739461
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>>739454
It's not even like I can avoid them. Luke's always excited. But I think that's just because he needs something other than Daddy time in his life
No.739462
>>739456
We as knights have a reputation to maintain, son.
It's our responsibility and privilege to feel Archer's happiness today.
Embarrassing him is just icing on the cake.
>>739459
Taking the position from the one he knows most?
I won't forgive you if you don't successfully make him redfaced, Lancer.
No.739463
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>>739459
Well you're helping a friend, nothing wrong with that.
I'm an aggressive person, but this is hardly what I'd call aggressive...yet. But no, it's far too early anyway.
No.739464
>>739462
Wouldn't mom be better at this?
>
Actually I gave up on the whole "win through passive aggressive nonviolence" thing. Teach me how to embarrass people.
No.739465
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>>739453
Your face says enough.
>>739455
>is this a spectator sport now?
>>739458
It looks like the crowds waiting on you.
>holding the ring up
I may have used a lot few of your jewels to forge this ring.
>>739459
If you think I was being serious you're even stupider than I thought.
No.739466
>>739465
>Rin is shaking
>Rin is completely and utterly overwhelmed with emotion
>Rin can't speak, she could barely even nod
>Rin begins to shed tears
>Finally she wraps her arms around you and kisses you
Yes, yes, yes one million times yes Archer.
No.739467
>>739447
Ah - Un grupo de colonias más allá de la luna.
Tiene gravedad muy ligero...
>>739444
Absolutely why thank you I don't mind if I do!!
>Helps himself to a glass and pours one for the minimaid... >>739447
>>739455
>...And another glass the klutzy mystery babe as her glass hits the floor
>>739451
>Hands her the new glass
Oh the usual... Gravity...
>He plops into the seat
>Long, indulgent sip of the expensive Latverian wine
I always seem to find my way back here from time to time... I guess it can't be helped.
No.739468
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>>739465
You asshole!
>>739462
Tch. You better do a good job of it instead.
>>739463
Yet? I feel like I've signed up for a ridiculously wild ride that's only going to get worse.
No.739469
>>739467
I am nothing if not generous.
But yes, this place does have a magnetic quality. It can't be helped.
How is it?
No.739470
>>739454
No?
>>739467
¿Como? ¡No puede ser!
I... but-
>notes the drink
I should not drink on the job...
No.739471
>>739464
I didn't want to say anything but I didn't think you ever very good at it.
It's a long and perilous journey to master the art of disdainful snark, Leo.
>sage nodding
You will traverse mountains, sail oceans, you might even be slapped by your mother from time to time.
>>739465
I've been practicing.
>ahoge curls into a circle
>>739468
It would help if you came dressed appropriately at all times like myself.
No.739472
>>739471
So did we start a trend?
No.739473
>>739471
Which is why I gave up on it. Also it hurts. A lot.
>uh
This sounds like a lot for some snark.
No.739474
>>739468
It won't be that bad.
>gets close
>arm around his waist
>and then
>
No.739475
>>739461
I still don't know how to feel about him hiring Squirrel Girl as a babysitter.
>shrugs
But that's none of my business.
>>739470
I'm supposed to be the avatar of an Egyptian god nobody gives a damn about anymore.
>Excuse me?
Sounds crazy, I know.
No.739476
>>739466
Looks like I was getting nervous about nothing, then.
>
>>739471
I'm glad I could count on you in my time of need.
No.739477
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>>739454
Goddess how could you be so negative amoungst the proposal you just heard. Always such the negative Nancy~
>Cheeky Grin
Oh won't you please hold me, I feel so emotional..
teeheeheehee~
>>739467
I sensed something changing the energy of this place, but I most definitely wasn't expecting that~
>Takes the glass
Are you trying to sweep me off my feet? Cause its working~
>Winks
This is rather delicious. A man with a good taste is always a plus.
>>739465
>Twirling the glass of wine, and lifts it in your honor
>Well played servant, well played.
No.739478
>>739475
She beat up, Deadpool, Doctor Doom and Thanos. Plus it was between her and D-Man.
No.739479
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>>739472
To be honest I like this one more than the image macros you tried to disseminate that one weekend.
Who's next?
>>739473
Oh of course, it's the most important trait a knight can possess aside from his chivalry.
>leans in
>thumps forehead
That was also all snark. But don't worry, you'll learn.
>>739476
It was a long time coming, wasn't it?
I'm glad to have watched my friend grow so much.
No.739480
>>739471
Oh be quiet, you blond prick.
>>739474
>!
"Not that aggressive" my ass.
>counter slap
>...
>rubbing is wrist
I think I actually hurt my hand with that. Those are some rock solid buns.
No.739481
>>739479
Bah. Don't you know? Memes are the DNA of the soul, imprints left behind that grow and make up the structure of society.
No.739482
>>739476
>Pulls away from the kiss
>Snuggling up
Wouldn't it be customary for you to place the ring on my finger now Archer?
>Totally unaware of everyone watching. She's completely zoned into you.
No.739483
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>>739477
Didn't I just say "Don't push it?"
>>739478
...Okay yeah, she's a better role model than D-Man.
No.739484
>>739470
Nonsense! I drink on the job all the time!! And look at me - I made it all the way to being the giant-robot-driving President of Space! If I can drink on the job, I'm sure you can.
>>739469
It's wonderful.
So what's new, man?
When are you gonna' drop your next album?
>>739477
>It totally wasn't his choice since it's what DOOM offered but he's not about to make that clarification
Maybe I am...
>Handsome Spacenoid grin
the energy changed? Sorry I wasn't paying attention - what happened?
>Blinks under the mask
No.739485
>>739479
>
Maybe if I wear the suit it'll help.
No.739486
File: 1455174567480.png (427.8 KB, 422x570, 211:285, Daniel_Rand_(Earth-13133)_….png)
No.739487
>>739475
..What?
>>739484
But I need to keep my aim sharp.
No.739488
>>739480
I already know.
Yours didn't even hurt mine at all.
>owowowowowowowowowowow
>clearly hiding her limp wrist
No.739489
>>739482
Ah, sorry. I was distracted.
>slips the ring on
Seeing you this affectionate without some ulterior motive is new to me.
brb
No.739490
>>739484
Nothing much, DOOM has just been enjoying the pleasures of life...while trying to conquer the multiverse, but that's another story.
And I think you have me confused for another DOOM.
No.739491
>>739480
I would but I'm the face of the franchise, for better or for worse.
>>739481
You're being metaphorically obtuse again, dear.
I grew up in a time when penicillin would have been as high tech as a rocket ship, remember?
>>739485
My son is a wearing Nordstrom. I couldn't be more proud.
Go on, find your snark.
No.739492
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>>739491
Ye-I don't wanna get it dirty.
>blue hoodie go
I'm borrowing this, is that okay?
No.739493
>>739491
Yeah but you've been here long enough that your ignorance is willing.
>...
I hope that Archer makes her less unbearable.
No.739494
>>739483
Ara ara~
Funny, it almost sounds like you're threatening me.
>Sarcastic grin
>>739484
Well perhaps it is working just a bit, or maybe I'm getting a little tipsy. I am such a light weight..
>and her top becomes a bit undone
Oh just some weirdos getting married is all~
No.739495
>>739486
Fuck, even I'm a better role model than D-Man.
>
...Wait, no I'm not.
>>739487
I was killed in Egypt and got revived by the god of the moon. S'why I call myself "Moon Knight."
No.739496
File: 1455175153766.jpg (153.44 KB, 850x688, 425:344, sample-7cb6519eda31b187d13….jpg)
>looking in a mirror
Everything seems to be in order.
Let's see...
>[KILLER QUEEN]
>sigh of relief
No.739497
>>739489
I've always felt this way, I just.. I guess I just needed a little extra push is all.
>Turns around and sits on your lap
>Notices everyone around
>OH SHIT.. THAT'S ALOT OF PEOPLE.
No.739498
>>739492
Dirty?
Son, we are Saber.
As such, we have an unspoken Personal Skill that keeps up perfect looking at any given time.
Also, didn't we buy you your own clothes?
>>739493
Was I not doing it convincingly enough?
>patpat
Yes, I hope they're happy together too.
No.739499
File: 1455175456492.jpg (264.65 KB, 1000x847, 1000:847, Moonman watches you sleep.jpg)
>>739494
...And you wonder why we don't get along.
>>739496
>oh hey
>it's that weird guy again
No.739500
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>739487
>Ocular patdown
>What looks like an EX-41 down her blouse, or she's happy to see'em.
Ah you'll be fine. What's the worst that could happen?
>>739490
But... your dope rhymes... inspired me so... You're telling me you're not MF DOOM?
>>739494
>Eyes on her cleavage behind his mask
Oh... what? Who?
>Marriage
>Looks around concerned for flying bouquets
No.739501
>>739498
Wait really?
>poink
We bought more of your clothes if that counts.
No.739502
>>739499
>but
>but I'm brunette now
>I did a whole universal time-loop thing and everything
No.739503
File: 1455175590869.jpg (399.68 KB, 444x611, 444:611, BUT YOU SAY HE'S JUST A FR….jpg)
>>739500
I'm Doctor DOOM. Though I do know him.
I am still trained in some forms of musical mastery, though.
No.739504
>>739495
They are real...?
>>739500
>two MAG-7s, one in each sleeve, her China Lake 'nade launcher's on her back and she has spare 40mm grenades in her skirt for it
>she's also wearing a kevlar vest under that dress
I... well... okay.
>taking a shot's worth of wine that he poured
No.739505
>>739498
Whatever. I'm going back home, Jeanne's unattended.
No.739506
>>739502
>yeah
>but I can see your weird cat thing, remember?
>:^)
>>739504
Yep. A majority of the gods you can think of actually exist. Surprise.
No.739507
File: 1455175806460.jpg (21.27 KB, 435x151, 435:151, ur a cheeki lil cunt m8 i'….jpg)
>>739501
>uh
So that's how it feels to have that happen to you.
>>739505
You'll end up as an old Jeanne-lady if you let her keep you away like that.
Remember to stay hydrated.
No.739508
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No.739509
>>739499
No, I get along with you just fine~ You're the one that gets sketched around me.
>>739500
>She noticed
>Pushes them closer together
Looking for something? Did I spill on myself?
>Smiles
The two that look as if they left the closet together teeheehee.
No.739510
>>739507
I'm goin' too.
>skips off
No.739511
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>>739510
>?
It just dawned on me how strange this show family is.
No.739512
>>739508
>HE'S SPEAKING IN TONGUES
>SOMEONE CALL AN EXORCIST
>pretending not to notice Kira
>>739509
Still not seeing a reason to change that, honestly.
No.739513
>>739512
>haha fuck yes I am invisible
>hair already lightening
>wait no stop
No.739514
>>739504
Atta' girl! Cheers! ¡Salud!
>Clinks glasses and takes another long sip
>>739503
https://youtu.be/9aofoBrFNdg
Wow. All this time I thought you were the same guy...
>>739509
>Mesmerized by bouncy flesh
They do look better closer together...
Er - I mean they make a cute couple....
Um, no I don't think you spilled, let me look a little bit closer...
No.739515
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>>739497
Well I'm glad to see you're peppy as always. Quite the audience you gathered, isn't it?
No.739516
>>739514
Afraid not, but it's an easy mistake to make.
No.739517
>>739506
Amazing...
>>739514
>taking another shot
Mister Char, is this alright? I am only a maid.
No.739518
>>739488
You're tougher than you look in that case. Though I wouldn't mind seeing how far that extends.
>>739491
What franchise?
No.739519
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>>739512
Then that is your personal issue, not mine. I'm just curious darling~
>>739514
>Pushes them out
What where? I just got this shirt. Goodness, I'll have to change into something else now.. .
No.739520
>[drunken repressive slumber]
>SNOOOOOOORE
No.739522
>>739518
I'm rather durable. Have to be to fight in the MK tournament, where blood shoots out with every punch.
No.739523
File: 1455176833712.jpg (47.29 KB, 380x526, 190:263, f1586457218ef10a3b2456c72e….jpg)
>>739520
>sheesh
Weird... ain't pushin' the bullets out anymore.
>sits down next to sleepan Rev
No.739524
>>739515
I just noticed..
>Wide eyes Rin
Honestly, I want expecting this. What compelled you to finally ask me? It only took you all your life.
>Looks at her cup
>It's empty
>Smiles
>Yes she wants more
No.739525
File: 1455176859960.png (1.01 MB, 1378x667, 1378:667, NOPE, NOTHING UNUSUAL HERE.png)
>>739513
>i n t e r e s t i n g
>uh
>I mean
>nope, nothing unusual here
>>739517
That's one way of looking at it. The one I got stuck with isn't all that friendly, unfortunately.
>>739519
"Curious." Riiight...
No.739526
>>739521
I'm going to drop kick you in your stupid face.
>>739522
Being tough as nails and hard as a rock's good and all but I think you've missed me point.
No.739527
>>739526
What point are you trying to make?
No.739528
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>>739526
My my, kicking an old knight like me?
No.739529
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>>739524
>pour out more tea
Don't pretend like you haven't seen it coming either. Maybe your thoughts just leaked into mine.
No.739530
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>>739523
>
Pull that shit again and I'm feedin' you to the maid.
>
The big one.
No.739531
>>739517
I don't see why not. If your boss has an issue with it they can take it up with me for corrupting their sweet little Fabiola, okay?
>>739516
>Too distracted by boobs to cognize an orderly response
>>739519
>Boobs everywhere!
Y..You're fine...
No.739532
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>>739530
Rev. Get some pliers, I can't reach.
No.739533
>>739527
It's all about contrast, Kitten. You can figure it out.
>sly grin
>>739528
Why don't you go bother Archer? I've got some business that I'm sure a knight like you won't want to watch.
No.739534
>>739531
>Fabiola's alcohol tolerance: nearly nonexistent
>her cheeks are already flushed
O-oh...
>>739525
>blink
But that is conflicting.
No.739535
File: 1455177235668.gif (763.76 KB, 500x281, 500:281, tumblr_na488dnP1C1shbc9ho1….gif)
>>739532
Fuck you, your fault for spinnin' around like a goddamn ballerina.
>guh
>butterfly knife from her boot
S'all I got.
No.739536
>>739529
Well good, because I was beginning to think my servant..
..
I mean my fiance didn't have the guts anymore.
>Tea tea tea
>Sip
>Mmm tea..
I have one problem though..
No.739537
>>739531
>sssssssip
>judging silently
>i think
>DOOM always looks like he's judging silently
No.739538
File: 1455177328803.jpg (42.29 KB, 500x686, 250:343, 5e5e4b75bd97f42b98543da525….jpg)
>>739535
>fffuck
Whatever, just... dig the little fuckers out. I can feel it tryin' to push but the bullets ain't givin' way.
No.739539
>>739533
...you're asking what I think you're asking, aren't you?
No.739540
>>739525
>Smiles
Always so cautious.
>>739531
Well thank you~
>Leans in and dabs away your bloody nose
Does that happen alot? You should get that checked out.
No.739541
>>739533
Well, it's always good to be confident.
>spiritmode
No.739542
>>739538
Y'mean "please stab me, Revy, for being a big fucking dipshit"?
Ya shouldn't have, Jay.
>shink
No.739544
>>739534
Conflicting with what, exactly?
>>739540
I've gotta be when people like you are around.
No.739545
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>>739543
Atta kid, bite that goddamn bullet.
>and out comes a boolet
No.739546
File: 1455177615038.jpg (663.5 KB, 1500x828, 125:69, 50bef9ca7839523fcdfdb84729….jpg)
>>739536
>Fiance... There's something to get used to.
Something the matter?
No.739547
No.739548
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>>739545
>what looks like thread-thin tendrils knitting the wound back
God. That was weird. Thought those nerves were fried.
Guess my back and front ain't the same.
No.739549
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No.739550
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>>739548
Don't go disintegrating or some shit on me, got it.
>?
>pokes the tendrils
You're fuckin' weird, man.
No.739551
File: 1455177843424.png (206.36 KB, 500x707, 500:707, Oh yeah that's what'd happ….png)
>>739549
...and you say I'm the aggressive one.
Well uhhhh...hmmmm.
No.739552
File: 1455177894926.jpg (70.58 KB, 564x797, 564:797, bb153857da7884ee2ea0094089….jpg)
>>739550
You just noticed?
Hey, what're you touchin' back there?
No.739553
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>>739546
Well you see.. who's going to be my bridesmaids? Saber is..
>Pictures Proto- Saber in a brides gown
>Laughs
.. not female anymore, and Sukura is away. I sort of haven't really made any friends.
No.739554
>>739551
You kidding me? You should have seen me with Cel- never mind.
No.739555
>>739534
>minimaid is too cute
>>739540
Nah... It's just been a long day...
>Thunk
>Passed out at the table
sorry guys i need to wake up early tomorrow! see y'all around, it was fun!
No.739556
File: 1455178028250.jpg (54.33 KB, 374x560, 187:280, 0c7b776beb1f1ae2b000e098c4….jpg)
>>739552
>!
Nothin'! Mind your own business!
>punches the healing spot
No.739557
File: 1455178082470.jpg (471.9 KB, 1000x731, 1000:731, 68b4986104d8911324cae3542f….jpg)
>>739553
If we need Saber in a gown again I'm sure I could ask Kanno for a favour in that regard. If not, I'm sure enough people could be coerced organised.
No.739558
>>739554
Hey now you can't just begin and then stop.
No.739559
>>739556
Hey! The fuckin' Pit changed my DNA and all that shit, made me all mutable or whatever. Izzat what you mean?
No.739560
>>739544
Don't put too much thought into it~
>>739555
How cute~
Well I have things I should get to myself~
>Blows a kiss at MK as she fades away into the shadows
No.739561
>>739558
I'm sure you don't want to hear fanciful stories about my uh... ex.
No.739562
>>739561
Alright, alright I won't dwell on it for now.
I can see you don't feel like talking about it.
No.739563
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>>739557
What about Mordred..? Maybe even.. dare I say, your sister?
No.739564
>>739559
Always knew you were a fuckin' mutant Jay, who cares.
>rrr
>rolling a spent boolet in her hand
No.739565
>>739564
>
So why the fixation?
No.739566
>>739562
'Snot a long story. She just up and disappeared one day and never returned my calls or anything.
>chewing on a thumbnail
Shouldn't bother me as much as it does...
No.739568
>>739567
>
Whatever. You run around topless, what's the big deal?
>...
It's the scars, ain't it.
>self-conscious: maaaaaybe
>especially the autopsy scar
No.739569
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>>739563
>snorts
You don't want Mordred at an event like this. I suppose I could ask the little one if we really needed to... Or Enkidu, I'm sure he'd oblige if you asked nicely.
>hmm
To be frank, I haven't exactly been entirely social either. We might have to rely on that blue bastard again...
No.739570
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>>739566
Sure isn't a long story but it sure isn't a pleasant one.
I get why you feel so broken up about it. Never easy when that happens, is it?
No.739571
File: 1455178676615.jpg (417.99 KB, 850x1184, 425:592, sample_c166884688bb9d1cb1a….jpg)
>>739568
I ain't topless!
>steaming
Yeah, so what? S'only 'cause ya look like a fuckin' zombie.
No.739572
File: 1455178728900.jpg (47.29 KB, 380x526, 190:263, f1586457218ef10a3b2456c72e….jpg)
>>739571
I am a zombie.
Fuck it, puttin' the shirt back on.
No.739573
>>739570
If I'm going to be honest it's pretty much the reason why I haven't been as forward as I usually am. So I guess I'm sorry about that.
No.739574
No.739575
File: 1455178974134.jpg (381.58 KB, 600x849, 200:283, 22ff1cf6a7020e445f588c2962….jpg)
>>739569
Enkidu would be perfect! But you know with him, then Goldie would come, and with Goldie coming, we might as well buy the damn vineyard for the wedding..
>Sips her tea
Do you really want Lancer helping us with this? You and I both know it would turn into an ex girlfriend harem if he planned anything. I dunno if having that many woman with powers that ALSO harbor bad intentions unto Lancer there.. it would be like fighting in a Grail War again.
No.739577
>>739573
Well I understand it now. It probably wasn't easy, I know it wouldn't be.
But I'll try not to disappear on you.
No.739578
File: 1455179195687.png (351.8 KB, 411x580, 411:580, 8fb10d32d456e3094e7000e60c….png)
>>739575
Depends how well we could compensate him for his efforts. He's pulled through for me this much, I think we can squeeze a little bit more out of our blue friend. Do you have anything we could use as blackmail?
No.739579
>>739576
>that tone...
>shirt: not on
See this big Y-shaped one? Gotham PD decided to cut me open before they buried me. "Autopsy" they called it.
They planted shit in my corpse before I was buried. How fucked is that?
No.739580
>>739578
>slidewhistle
>here's Enk and a burd
Archer!
No.739581
>>739577
Too considerate, really. Normally I'd get a good laugh from most of the women I talk to if I told them that little spell.
No.739582
File: 1455179338852.jpg (220.16 KB, 600x849, 200:283, 134c3d369c296cd008720cd3bd….jpg)
>>739578
>!
Blackmail!? Archer.. how, devious of you to exploit such a nature.
No.739583
>>739579
Planted shit, huh.
No.739584
>>739580
If I didn't know any better I'd say you were watching me. Rin here would like to ask you something.
>>739582
Says the one desperately searching the inside corners of her mind to find something useful.
No.739585
>>739581
I'm not one to laugh at something I can relate to so much...
I honestly wouldn't expect you of all people to get so hung up over it. You've got some hidden depths there, Lancer.
No.739586
>>739583
Never knew what. Guessin' drugs. Dirty cops.
So when I woke up, I tracked down a few names. Made examples outta the good ol' boys in blue.
Cop or crook, dirt's dirt.
No.739587
>>739584
>still dancing with the bird
Eh?
No.739588
>>739586
And that's "good".
'Cause I woulda done the same fuckin' thing for free.
No.739589
>>739580
Enkidu! Look look!
>Infinite Happy
>waving the outside of her hand at you
>>739584
I am not! I'm just thinking for anything- shut up, you don't know what I'm thinking about. I can want more tea for all you know.
No.739590
>>739585
It's almost depressing how often I hear that, you know.
No.739591
>>739588
Why do you think I like you so much?
>punches her shoulder lightly and winces himself
You coulda been a hero whenever the fuck you wanted. Now here we are.
No.739592
>>739591
Ain't that simple.
No.739593
File: 1455179748575.jpg (191.17 KB, 792x1008, 11:14, At least she isn't manface….jpg)
>>739590
I didn't mean to offend.
No.739594
File: 1455179829653.jpg (338.38 KB, 498x678, 83:113, 593456b9155a92f6e5c0fcda42….jpg)
>>739587
Consider it a favour from me. If you could oblige.
>>739589
Too much tea isn't good. Besides, I know your scheming face when I see it. We've been together long enough.
No.739595
>>739589
It's a hand!
>Enkidu doesn't understand the modern concept of marriage or the significance of the ring
>>739594
A favor hand?
No.739596
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>>739592
I know. Ain't gonna lecture you on it, waste of my breath and our time.
>lights a ciggie
Rather just sit here.
No.739597
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>>739593
Women have always been trouble for me, ever since the start without exception.
>grinning
Can't wait to see what kind of stupid shit you drag me through.
No.739598
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>>739596
The fuck's sittin' here gonna do, Jay.
Quit actin' weird, man.
No.739599
>>739598
S'comfy. And I am weird.
No.739600
>>739597
I'll try to be the exception.
But I doubt I will be. I just wonder how you're going to react to my dear sister and her husband...
No.739601
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>>739594
I am not scheming! I'm just.. just exploring my options is all.
>>739595
No silly! The ring the ring! Archer proposed to me!
No.739603
>>739602
>arms on her feet
>gun magazine: yes
No.739604
>>739595
Not quite, but close.
>>739601
When you're done exploring your options and nicely asking Enkidu, I'll be in the kitchen brewing up a little more tea.
>>739597
>taps him on the shoulder on the way to the kitchen
>gestures with his head
gotta pick my dad from the airport, won't be long
No.739605
>>739601
What does that mean?
>>739604
Archer, what does she mean!
No.739606
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>>739600
I'd love to hear about them. Just hold that thought for a bit.
>>739604
>runs off after him
No.739608
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>>739604
Yeah yeah.
>Kiss
Jasmine please. I'll be here explain to Enkidu what marriage is.
>>739605
So it means that we are getting married! When a man and a woman really love each other, and want to spend the rest of there lives together, then the man proposes to his girlfriend. He buys a ring, which is the symbol of there forever devotion towards eachother.
No.739609
>>739608
In my day we just moved to live with the person to be betrothed.
No.739610
>
So Rev. After we do this job, we're headed to the island.
You wanna stop by somewhere before that?
No.739611
>>739609
Well we do that as well. Times have changed I suppose. Also I wanted to ask you a question.
No.739613
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>>739610
I look like somebody who does errands.
No.739614
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>>739613
You look like someone I'd rather be with than fuckin' doin errands alone.
No.739615
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>>739614
>gkkt
What the hell's with all this crap you're spouting these days, man.
No.739616
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>>739612
>First, how the fuck is your hair so flawless you lucky son of bitch..
>Grabs your hand
>!
>For fucks sake it's like he soaks in lotion he's so damn soft!
Will you be my maid of honor? Well.. man of honor? Whatever is most suitable for you.
No.739617
>>739615
You really want the answer or are ya gonna stomp off again?
No.739618
>>739616
I'm neither man nor woman, is there a third option?
No.739620
>>739619
Don't rush me!
>rrrr
Look. Rev. I uh...
>spit it out
I like you, yeah? Don't make a big deal outta it.
Friends're supposed to like each other.
No.739621
>>739620
That ain't what ya mean though, huh.
>rubs an arm
No.739622
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>>739618
I uh.. wouldn't know..
But regardless that's perfect! Cause you would look lovely in a bridesmaid dress! So will you? Will you be my maid of honor Enkidu?
No.739623
>>739621
>god-
When the hell did you get observant?
>guh
If you're gonna laugh do it already, this is weird and for once I'm not fuckin' prepared with a spray or something.
No.739624
>>739622
Will there be food?
No.739625
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No.739626
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>>739624
Yes and wine! Alot of wine! So bring Goldie, cause we are gunna need help drinking it!
No.739627
>>739626
>Enk's going to need two birds for this one
>
No.739628
>>739625
Whatever, nevermind I'm just being fucking stupid.
No.739629
>>739628
>
>struggles up
>runs off
No.739630
>>739629
>...
>...
>...
Whoa.
No.739631
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>>739627
Did I say something I shouldn't of?
No.739632
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>>739631
I will send him a message.
>tying a little parchment to a bird's leg
Fly!
>away it goes
No.739633
>walks out of the kitchen, tea in hand
It'll be my treat this time, so please do you best.
>"You hold your end of the deal and we'll be sooth sailing from now on. You can count on the Hound of Culann!"
No.739634
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>>739632
There are cellpho.. nevermind.
>Smiles
You're keeping me in suspense! Will you please please please?
No.739635
>>739634
Eh? I already said yes.
No.739636
>>739633
>Oh I don't like that.. they're conspiring..
>Glances at Redman
>Glances at Blueman
>Lifts an eyebrow.
>GLARE
No.739637
>>739633
>fell asleep in Lancer's absence
No.739638
>>739635
Did you? Pardon, I must of been side tracked with the bird you just sent away. Thank you so much! It's going to be wonderful!
No.739639
>>739636
>in unison
What?
>!
>looking at each other
You deal with your wifey. I've got other things to do.
>"Rin, there's no need to look at me like that."
No.739640
>>739639
>the unison What wakes her up
What huh who?!
No.739641
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>>739637
Hm...
>Let's take a look at my options here.
>A. Let her sleep
>B. Dunk her hand in water.
>C. Dunk her in water.
>>739640
>Or she'll wake up.
Mornin' sleepyhead.
No.739643
>>739641
Oh hey there Lancer.
That was a nice nap...
>Something feels odd here.
No.739644
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>>739639
>Following you both with her eyes
Nothing. You two better behave. Especially you Archer..
>Cause after you marry me, then I get an additional license to beat your ass anytime you mess up.
>Menacing smile
>.. but I digress.
>Scoots over so you can sit
No.739645
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>>739643
I'm not scheming anything, I promise. Were your eyes always this glowy?
No.739646
>>739642
See you! I'll keep in touch. We will go shopping soon.
>Hugs
No.739647
I forgot something important.
No.739648
>>739645
Riiiight sure you're not.
And what do you--
Oh no. I forgot that happens when I sleep.
Looks like we're approaching the thread limit. New thread?
No.739649
>>739644
You must take me for some gangster or something.
>takes a seat
There's really nothing to fear.
No.739650
>>739648
I'm not gonna get zapped am I?!
Go for it
No.739651
>>739646
Goodbye!
>
>even naked, Enkidu has no features
>flaps dem wings and flies away
No.739653
>>739650
Nope, I'm not evil in this form. I just look like it.
http://8ch.net/legion/res/739652.html
Fresh bread.
No.739654
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>>739649
>stretches her legs across your lap
Very well.
>Grabs the tea
>Yawn
So Enkidu is going to be my maid of honor.
>!
>>739651
I uh.. what did I just see?