No.739652
And now our feature presentation...
No.739655
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>>739649
>stretches her legs across your lap.
Very well.
>Grabs the tea
>Yawn
So Enkidu is going to be my maid of honor.
>!
>>739651
I uh.. what did I just see?
No.739656
File: 1455184743430.png (1.42 MB, 2016x1703, 2016:1703, ca792bc4f516c4843ae46b620e….png)
>>739653
You look like you're gonna shoot lasers or something. Is this some kind of weird Edenian magic?
No.739657
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>>739655
So he said yes in the end as expected. Excellent. That puts most of our worries at ease. I'm surprised that you want to have the ceremony so quickly, though.
No.739658
>>739656
Nope, I'm just technically not alive is all.
A revenant. So I sometimes look like this after coming back from the dead or after I wake up.
It'll fade out soon enough.
No.739660
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>>739658
Wait, you're not alive? Did I miss this or was I just not listening close enough... Bah, not that it matters. Most of the people I know are't alive anyway.
No.739662
>>739659
Bah, you always say that.
No.739663
>>739661
>>739662
>falls over
>cardboard cutouuuuuuuuuut
No.739664
>>739663
KAZBOARD! OH MY GOD!
No.739665
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>>739657
Not too quickly, it's just I'm so excited. I'm not a big rush. You can set the date.
>Yawn
Archer, let's stay here tonight. I'm tired. Carry me to bed yes?
No.739666
>>739660
>baaack to normal
It's probably the fact you just missed it. We've hardly talked about a lot of things about us before we met.
No.739667
>>739663
>shoots the cut out
>then stomps on it
THOSE BASTARDS CAN'T EVEN AFFORD A ROBOT ANYMORE!
No.739668
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>>739664
[sexually aggressive comments]
>>739667
[metaphysically Socratic comments]
>ded
No.739670
>>739668
This is an outrage! A mockery!
They're laughing at us now! I won't allow it!
No.739671
>>739669
>>739670
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
No.739672
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>>739665
>no lewd thoughts Archer
Always happy to oblige. Rest easy.
No.739673
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>>739671
I recognize this situation!
The Patriots!
No.739674
>>739671
Oh. It's just GW. Strange.
>>739673
Contact Hal. Tell him to reapply FOXALIVE.
No.739675
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>>739666
It's hardly important. I mean Celty was the dullahan, Teach was an immortal witch, et cetera, et cetera. You're not going to eat my brains, so we're all good.
No.739676
>>739673
That's right. It was us the whole time. You big stupid.
>>739674
It's just a picture-picture PICTURE AND TEXT
No.739677
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>>739674
Can do.
>CODEC
Hey Hal, it's Ocelot. REACTIVATE FOXALIVE'
>FOXALIVE GO
Thanks Hal.
>>739676
Not for long!
No.739678
>>739676
That's nice. The Patriots are back under control.
Go away now.
>>739677
Problem soooolved.
No.739679
File: 1455185588344.jpg (221.55 KB, 762x950, 381:475, f04df21de1b70fa806488a26bf….jpg)
>>739672
Won't you stay?
>Slipping off her stockings, slipping off the skirt.. the shirt is all that's left.
No.739680
>>739675
So they just disappeared...?
Odd, but alright. Well I hope the same thing doesn't befall me...
Seriously.
No.739681
>>739677
Ocelot, shut the game console off now
>>739678
IMPROV
No.739682
File: 1455185697016.jpg (39.29 KB, 298x279, 298:279, Colt Single Action Boner. ….jpg)
>>739678
I can't believe those cheap bastards couldn't even afford another robot.
I mean come on.
I expect a little effort.
>>739681
Eh.
>spinning his gun
Eh.
No.739683
File: 1455185715462.jpg (173.66 KB, 705x1000, 141:200, ff4c83d5dd89212c820672d7f4….jpg)
>>739679
Of course I'll stay.
>avoiding eye contact
>throws his jacket on her
I have half a mind to call you an exhibitionist. Please just save it until you're somewhere private.
No.739684
>>739681
IMPROV IS TOO GOOD FOR YOU
>>739682
We're keeping the cutout. I could use it for a kite.
>
For morale.
>
Yes... morale.
No.739685
File: 1455185781344.png (537.21 KB, 711x800, 711:800, 151025bf616cb1e1c30449efc2….png)
>>739680
Well yeah. Except I uh.. killed Teach. But don't worry too hard about that one. Hey don't look at me like i"m some murderer!
No.739686
>>739682
WOOPADOOPADOOPA
>>739684
WORDS
THAT
KILL
No.739687
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>>739683
>Smiles
>But they're in the bedroom
>Closes the door
back to work, I'll post when I'm free as Prinz or Red. Also, is anyone Akame?? I wanna pick her up and already started a folder.
No.739688
>>739685
>
>
Aaaaaalright then.
I saw my old boyfriend murdered in front of me.
He was killed for trying to take over this realm.
No.739689
>>739684
>attaches a fulton to the cardboard cutout
Theeere go.
>Kazuhira Miller cut-out: extracted
>>739686
Now you're not even making sense.
No.739690
>>739686
Words that kill... When heavens divide?!
You plan to destroy Outer Heaven by causing unrest!
>>739689
You must look beyond!
No.739691
>>739689
>[burp]
>>739690
WHOAHO-O-O-OoO-o-o-O-o-O-
>shorts out
No.739692
>>739690
Boss I know the Patriots are known for their stupid hidden phrases but come on. I think "WOOPADOOPADOOPA" might be a bit far.
Unless it mean like...
Wary onlookers oughta pay attention doing oddjobs or part apart during original odyssey pained agony.
Like I guess that means something I guess but I don't really think it does.
>>739691
Well looks like we beat the Patriots again.
No.739693
HELLO I'D LIKE TO BUY ONE ISIS PLEASE
No.739694
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>>739691
NO WAIT, I STILL HAVE TO THROW POINTLESS ADAM WEST-LIKE ACCUSATIONS!
>>739692
It's a joke. Anyways, the Patriot AIs are seemingly online. That's going to be annoying.
No.739695
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>>739688
Uh. I'm not in any danger of being assassinated am I?
No.739696
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>>739687
>[screaming internally]
No, you're all clear for Akame
No.739697
File: 1455186856509.jpg (163.47 KB, 850x951, 850:951, More than enough to kill a….jpg)
>>739694
Yessss...we're gonna have to do something about that.
No.739698
>>739695
Well you have stolen something from me, Lancer.
So you might be.
>hey do you taste that
No.739699
>>739697
We need to destroy the AI satellites. Society will collapse... but it's necessary. We'll port over what's needed for the world to keep turning before we do it.
No.739700
File: 1455187057946.jpg (720.18 KB, 1280x1916, 320:479, More than a enough rounds ….jpg)
>>739699
I'll put Emmerich on that, he might end up working overtime for it but I think we'll be able to compensate him.
No.739701
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>>739700
I didn't think they'd reactivate by themselves.
No.739702
>>739694
ONE ISIS?
>>739695
HELLO, ISIS? ONE ISIS, PLEASE
No.739703
>>739701
It's very impressive. They're stronger than we must have anticipated...
Which is saying something because I usually anticipate everything.
No.739704
>>739702
ISIS is for pussies, you pussy.
>>739703
You are our sextuple agent.
We'll need experts in this field. Screen our intelligence unit.
No.739705
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>>739704
You got it boss. They'll be screened good.
No.739706
>>739698
>it's not the taste of a liar
I can't tell how serious you're being right now...
No.739707
>>739704
I'M BEING
CYBERBULLIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED
No.739708
>>739705
We're making a crack nerd unit specifically to deal with those AIs.
>>739707
CRY SOME MORE SONNY, I LUBE MY MACHINES WITH YOUR TEARS
No.739709
>>739706
>it's a nice taste isn't it?
>it tastes like cheese
You should know what you stole from me. Got a firm grasp on it too.
You stole my heart.
No.739710
>>739708
Yes!
I'll find all nerds walking the streets, Boss.
>>739707
>cyberbullied
Oh my god.
Only an AI could bully someone over the internet!
YOU WORK FOR THE PATRIOTS!
No.739711
>>739708
SHUT YOU FUCKING MOUTH, DAD
>>739710
NIGGERNIGGERNIGGER
No.739712
>>739710
Help me bully this nerd.
>>739711
GO TO YOUR ROOM YOU LITTLE SHIT
No.739713
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>I've got the rumblies in my tummy
>that only
>...
>hands?
No.739714
>>739711
Get out of here! Go on! Just go you stupid animal!
>>739712
On it!
No.739715
>>739712
I'M GONNA
FUCK
MY
ROOM
>>739714
YOU'RE AN ANIME
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
No.739716
>>739714
Excellent! I'm off to dote on Hoppo and talk to Alexander the Great's ghost.
>>739715
YOU'RE DEAD TO ME ELI
>FULTON
No.739717
>>739716
What an interesting life you lead, Boss.
>>739715
I am not! Maybe if I was, Miller would actually pay attention to me.
Aaanyway you've got a...stupid face.
No.739719
>>739718
>it goes in his eye
AGH THAT'S SMARTS!
>randomly fires off a bullet
No.739720
>>739709
Dashing guy like me, I can't say I'm surprised, really.
>smooths his hair back
>spaces out for a second
To be honest though, I dunno if I'm entirely ready to go all out on you just yet.
>plants a good smooch on her lips
I've got some things I gotta do, I'll see you in a bit.
>smiles before vanishing from view
No.739721
>>739719
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
No.739722
>>739720
See you later, Lancer.
>>739713
>oh
>today was going well too
No.739723
>>739721
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
No.739724
>>739722
>seriously what the hell I'm all different now
>I have a sailor suit
>and I
>don't want hands?
No.739725
>>739723
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
No.739726
>>739724
>oh
>well that's alright then
>sorry to bother you
No.739727
>>739725
Hey that's pretty good.
>
No.739728
>fluffy tail spotted
>incoming high impact tail cuddling
Kyaah!
No.739730
>>739727
VALIDATION
OH SWEET VALIDATION
>>739728
ANIMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
No.739731
>>739729
>awww that's lame
>you're lame
What?
>>739728
>wot
No.739732
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>>739730
Actually
>
I was just kidding.
No.739733
>>739731
You were staring.
>oh no he's hot
No.739734
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>>739732
WATCH OUT
FOR MY PADDLE MOVE
>paddles away
No.739735
>>739733
I apologize, I must've been zoned out.
No.739736
>>739734
I will!
>and so our hero manages to escape the dreaded paddle move by jumping a whole three inches above the oar
>a brave endeavor indeed
Bahahahahahahahah!
>
No.739737
>>739735
I couldn't help but notice you with that other man.
Life's end, isn't it beautiful.
No.739738
>>739737
Oh it absolutely is.
No.739739
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>>739738
Have a good night.
>slithers away
No.739740
>>739739
...aaaaaalright then.
That happened.
No.739741
>meanwhile on the roof
>"Lancer."
>?
Oh, Izumi. What the hell are you doing here of all places?
>"You missed sparring."
Oh did I?
>checks his phone
And so I did.
>sip
>"..."
No.739742
>>739741
Huh? Oh come on. Don't give me that look...
>looking down
No.739743
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>>739742
>the cold gaze doesn't get any softer
What happened, Lancer. This better not result in what happened with the death of your teacher.
No.739744
>>739743
>winces
Your heart is as cold as your face, Izu-chan. I'll be fine, I''l be fine. Don't you worry about me. You'll see me by next hunt.
>rises to his feet
So what was it. Did you want to spar or something? Let's not waste any time then.
>
No.739745
>>739744
>clang
>ftang
>clang
No.739746
File: 1455207812724.png (327.46 KB, 803x555, 803:555, tumblr_no5hpkSw7Q1qfelsio7….png)
>So that's dates are usually like...?
>...not bad.
No.739747
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>>739746
>?
Wondering why I didn't act out as you expected?
No.739748
>still standing where he was last night
She kissed me.
>dumbstruck
No.739749
Why does she keep me here...?
>guh
>cleaning up as a ninja meido do
No.739750
>>739748
>beep on a stopwatch
Seven hours and twelve- no- thirteen minutes.
No.739751
>>739747
On the date or overall? Because I gave up on trying to predict you a long time ago.
>>739748
Now this is new...
>>739749
New maid?
No.739752
>>739750
Cass. She kissed me.
She initiated. Am I on Bizarro Earth?
...Not complaining, just didn't think it was, y'know, mutual. I'm out of my element lil sis.
>>739751
What're you on about?
No.739753
>>739751
Yes, señor. My name is Fabiola. Miss Balalaika has me here...
No.739754
>>739751
I thought I was pretty well behaved, no property damage was incurred, right?
No.739755
>>739752
You're not used to people appreciating you.
>hm
Sentiment isn't your thing.
No.739756
>>739755
God help me it's like freshman year again. Am I having second puberty? Jesus.
I can't get'er outta my head.
No.739757
>>739756
>produces a tissue box
Would you like some alone time?
No.739758
>>739757
Did you just make a joke?
>she can make jokes
I'm so proud of you right now.
No.739759
>>739758
>nods
I've been working on that one for a long time.
>puts the box away
What are you going to do about her?
No.739760
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>>739759
>
Cheeky little...
>
Whaddya mean, "do about her?"
No.739761
>>739752
You. Looking surprised. Usually you're the one delivering the surprise.
>>739753
Huh...
>Balalaika...
That's the one with the burned face, right? Why is she keeping her maid here?
>>739754
Yeah, yeah. It's just me who's not too used to the whole "date" thing...
No.739762
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>>739760
>this is fine
>speaking into the sleeve
You're not going to leave her...
>what's the word
Hanging?
No.739763
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>>739761
I don't see what the big deal about it is.
>head tilt
Do you not like walking around with a fox?
No.739764
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>>739761
Don't get too used to it, I can assure you it's a one time thing.
>>739762
...No. No I'm not.
No.739765
>>739761
I am not "her" maid. She is keeping me hostage using my young master's life as leverage.
>salty little murdermaid
No.739766
>>739764
>oh?
>looking up
You're looking strangely sincere.
>poke
No.739767
>>739766
Man I'm just... don't gimme that. Jeez.
>noogie: yes
>off guard: absolutely
No.739768
>>739763
Oh no! Don't get me wrong, I really enjoyed spending time with you. It's just that it's been a while I spent over 10 minutes without anyone coming for my head.
>>739764
>hands up
Wouldn't dream of it.
>>739765
Damn, that's cold...
No.739769
>>739767
>ow ow
Did you need to beat up thugs?
No.739770
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>>739768
Is that why you kept looking over your shoulder?
No.739771
File: 1455211110133.png (2.86 MB, 1444x872, 361:218, Remember kids, murder is f….png)
>and now
>skydiving with Moon Knight
>wheeee
No.739772
>>739769
I always beat up thugs.
>uh
I really like'er, okay? I just don't know what the fuck I'm doing for the first time in a long time.
No.739773
>>739768
For his sake I will endure this. I can't endanger him.
>>739771
>uh
No.739774
>>739771
>looking through binoculars
Do a backflip!
No.739775
File: 1455211398519.png (92.55 KB, 500x249, 500:249, 4669182-tumblr_nmhzf1yf931….png)
>>739772
Advice isn't my strong suit. What's there to do that isn't the usual?
>did that make sense?
>I can't into words
No.739776
>>739773
>don't worry
>he's a professional
>sort of
>>739774
>Sheesh. I get ordered around as soon as I put on the costume.
>You say that like it's something new.
>midair backflips are go
No.739777
>>739770
Yeah... Truth be told, I expected things to go to hell at the last moment. I'm actually a bit surprised they didn't. We even got to watch the fireworks.
>>739773
Wish you luck.
>...
If you don't mind me asking, why is she threatning your master?
>>739771
>Is that...?
No.739778
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>>739776
>cheering
I should try skydiving one day...
No.739779
>>739775
Look. I'll figure it out.
>
Appreciate the sentiment Cass. Mind keepin' it between us? Don't need Dickie on my dick about fucking up "romance".
No.739780
>>739776
>why is he doing backflips
>hwat
>>739777
Because she "wanted a maid." So she took me captive.
No.739781
>>739777
>yep
>that's Moon Knight alright
>>739778
>annnd he sticks the landing
Not gonna lie, it's a lot of fun.
>>739780
>because adrenaline is part of a balanced breakfast
>or something
What? Never seen someone fall from 10,000 feet before?
No.739782
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>>739779
Your secret is safe.
>cracking her knuckles
I'll mess her up if she messes with you.
>haha I learned that from TV
No.739783
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>>739777
Still, I wouldn't have minded a little brawl.
>puts her fists up
>shadowboxing
>>739781
Is that why you do it like everyday? I think I understand now.
No.739784
>>739782
My cute little murdersister threatening to protect me from the woman I got a crush on?
What good did I ever do to deserve you?
>maybe hug time
No.739785
>>739781
Roberta does sometimes. Though she does not slow her landing down.
>t e r m i n a t o r
No.739786
>>739784
>sitting in the maybe hug
You need an overwatch on your dates?
No.739787
>>739780
Pardon me, but I think I missed some detail. You're telling me she just could have hired some maid, instead of kidnapping someone else's?
>>739781
Okay, that was cool.
>>739783
>heh
Really? 'Cause you don't seem like the kind that enjoys one-
>"She used to kill them, you know~"
...Then again, I haven't seen you fight much.
No.739788
>>739786
>vidya on the imouto's head
>
Not really, 'm a big boy. I can deal with my awkward crush.
We should spend some time together too.
No.739789
>>739783
Guess you could add "adrenaline junkie" to the list of things that're "wrong" with me.
>>739785
I don't necessarily have to slow myself down, either. If my armor's strong enough to hold up buildings, it can probably protect me from a fall that high no problem. But I doubt Roberta has access to the kind of resources I do. I'm starting to think she's something more than human.
>>739787
>thumbs up
No such thing as stuntmen in the hero business.
>
Except Ghost Rider, but that's different.
No.739790
>>739788
>snacking on ice cream in the meanwhile
Won't it interrupt your time?
No.739791
>>739787
Russian mobsters just take what they want.
>>739789
You seem to keep forgetting she is called the "terminator maid".
She and I are trained past the limit of people.
No.739792
>>739790
>
You kidding? Only people I give a damn about hanging out with are you, Moonman Revy and Roy.
No.739793
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>>739787
It's kind of my job to kill people you know. Kind of. I'm a weird kind of mercenary.
>>739789
Nothing wrong with a bit of excitement in your life!
No.739794
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>>739792
>little smile
How embarrassing.
No.739795
>>739794
I'm not good with feelings Cass.
No.739796
>>739791
If people can just train themselves to be superhuman, then why the hell is the government trying to re-create the super soldier project they started in the '40s?
>waves it off
Never mind, I'm thinking out loud. Like I told you before, I'm used to dealing with people like this.
>>739793
>grin
You don't think I've learned that by now?
No.739797
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>>739796
>man I'm from a 3rd world shithole what the fuck is the super soldier project
You Americans are strange.
No.739798
>>739795
I noticed, loverboy.
>no Cass it's got no impact if you say it in a quiet monotone
You're smart. You won't mess up.
No.739799
>runs inside
>on fire
>flailing his arms
>while screaming
No.739800
>>739796
To be fair Moonman, it is possible to break human limits through training.
Look no further at the Bats, or Iron Fist.
>>739798
"Loverboy" huh. Sheesh.
No.739801
>>739789
Well, he's still doing his own stunts, so I don't think he counts.
>>739791
Hiring one just seems simpler, but whatever. I'm not the mafioso...
>>739793
Oh yeah, I almost forgot about that... But I meant a more "fight" kind of fight, not using magic.
No.739802
>>739796
Exactly. So don't think of it as something wrong with you.
>>739801
You want to see me in a fight proper huh?
>hmmm
No.739803
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>>739799
>mini fire extinguisher from her batbelt
>>739800
You don't like it?
No.739804
>>739799
What th-
>throws a bucket of wgrease at Eddie
>>739801
That is what I said. But she did not seem to care.
No.739805
>>739797
>REV UP THOSE TINFOIL HATS
You don't know the half of it.
>>739799
>well now
Remember Eddie, stop, drop, and roll!
>>739800
Looks like I haven't been pushing myself hard enough, then.
>>739801
No, I mean he was an actual stuntman before he got his powers.
>
...I probably could've turned that into a joke, but I didn't.
>>739802
Except it kinda is. The constant adrenaline's one of the reasons I don't get much sleep.
No.739806
>>739803
I'm a fighter, not a lover. 'm clumsy.
>>739805
It be what it be.
No.739807
>>739803
>it's not working!
>this isn't ordinary fire
>THIS IS ADVANCED FIRE
>>739804
>AND YOU MADE IT WORSE
AHGGHGHGHGHGH I SHOULDN'T HAVE GONE PAGAN GOD HUNTING!
>>739805
>stops
>drops
>rolls
>and it's still not doing anything
Well I guess I just have to live with the fire.
>[screams internally]
No.739809
>>739805
I do not think I want to.
>>739807
What is that?!
No.739810
>>739806
Your hands have always been your strong point. Don't think. Feel. She's probably the same too.
No.739811
>>739805
You've got an energy-draining cat at your side and you have an issue with too much energy?
>>739807
Oh, spirit fire? Let me try to help!
>[insert firebending]
No.739812
No.739813
>>739802
>Thread carefully now, Ragna.
Could be fun.
>>739804
Man, mobster are weird...
>>739805
Huh, I didn't know that...Never bothered to look much on the origin of most heroes.
>mmm
Also, kinda off topic, but you're looking at an example of "breaking human limits by training" guy.
No.739814
>>739812
Did it fix itself? It wasn't working for me this morning!
>>739813
I haven't sparred properly in years... And I don't really want to kill anyone either.
No.739815
>>739806
To be fair though, I think I have managed to pull off the whole "chi manipulation" thing Danny does. 'Cept when I do it, my eyes start glowing instead of my hands.
>>739807
Where's Iceman when you need him?
>>739808
>HMMMMMMMMMM
>nope, nothing wrong here
>>739809
Suit yourself.
>
That's just Anti-Venom, he's not going to hurt you.
>>739811
...Now I'm just wondering why I didn't think of asking her for help sooner.
>>739812
>People actually use the showers here?
>Weird.
>>739813
So you're saying everyone's done it by now 'cept for me.
>chuckles
So much for staying ahead of the game.
No.739816
>>739810
Shit, that's actually good advice.
>>739815
I just, y'know, don't glow at all.
No.739817
>>739808
>becoming toast
>>739809
The fire or me?
Because this is magic fire. It ain't goin' out unless I break the curse the Pagans gave me.
Damn Pagans.
If you're talking about me, I'm a symbiote.
>>739811
>it's gone
Well that's good--
>it starts up again
...It's official, I hate this curse.
>>739815
I don't think even he could help.
Like I said, this is a curse fire. Bad stuff.
No.739818
>>739815
>but what sinister thing will he do next
>oh god he's
>NO
>OH GOD NO
>HE'S EATING THE TOAST
>>739817
>...
This toast tastes...like the taste of a metalhead.
No.739819
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>>739816
You don't have to be the smartest or the strongest. Just the best you.
>yes this is good I am advice-ing well
>you can praise me more
No.739820
>>739813
I do not know what to say anymore. This situation is just... strange.
>>739815
Es un monstruo... a monster...!
>>739817
>panicking minimaid goes here
No.739821
>>739814
>stumbles out
>hair wet
So earlyyyy, don't these people have anything better to do...
>>739815
>:^)
No.739822
>>739815
Because your brain's all scar tissue?
>>739817
>bending what she can
Well, curses aren't meant to be loved... This is some strong stuff, who did you piss off to get this?
>>739821
Are you okay? No curry came out of the showers?
No.739823
>>739821
>sitting by the door
>all sweaty and shit
Lords above, took you long enough.
No.739824
>>739814
Wanna spar with me then? I can help you shake the rust off.
>>739815
At least you got those moon powers.
>>739820
>notice the panic
Listen. Just calm down. That guy is mostly harmless.
No.739825
>>739819
>it is time for headpats
That was so generic it hurt but fuckin' hell it was cute.
No.739826
>>739822
According to some perspectives, that could be seen as an improvement.
>hair's still wet shit fucking cunt
I'm going to need two towels for this one.
>>739823
>wringing her hair out
We both know there's really nothing stopping you from just going in anyway.
>>
Don't waste it now.
No.739827
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>>739826
>uh
>zips over
>towel: go
>>739824
>where'd she get the 'nade launcher as big as she is
Do not patronize me!
No.739828
>>739816
You're not missing anything major.
>glow: engaged
It mainly just looks cool.
>>739817
Wait... fire hurts you? I thought you didn't have the weaknesses other symbiotes do.
>>739818
>WHAT A MANIAC
>SOMEONE CALL THE POLICE
>>739820
No, he just looks like one. He's actually pretty nice.
>>739821
To answer your question: No, not really.
>>739822
If that were true, I'd be a vegetable instead of a hero.
>sigh
Guess I'm still not used to being with someone who's more capable than I am.
>>739824
Yeah, but the next full moon isn't until the 22nd or 23rd. I'll still need to train harder if I want to keep up on the days where I don't have powers to fall back on.
No.739829
>>739818
I think that's just me.
Sorry.
>>739820
Whoa hey it's fine! It's fiiiiiine.
I'm not a monster.
>you must feel small now
>he's 7-8 feet tall depending on the artist how he feels
>>739822
Pagan gods.
Asked the for some inspiration. They lit me on fire and sent me on my way.
I know how to break the curse, but it won't be easy. I think I'd rather remain like this.
>>739828
I told you, this isn't regular fire.
What don't you people understand about curse fire?
No.739830
>>739826
I've already had my fill, don't you worry about this horndog.
>catches the biscuit
You must really have money to burn if you have so many around the place.
No.739831
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>>739825
Then this mission was a success.
>good job me
No.739832
>>739828
>BUT MOONMAN
>I
>AM
>THE MANIAC
>>739829
You are surprisingly salty.
>muh toast tho
No.739833
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>>739824
A-Are you sure that's okay?
>>739826
The towels should be around somewhere, unless someone's using them for shenanigans as usual...
>>739828
You should rely on us too you know. It's not good to shoulder everything.
>>739829
I'm afraid to ask what the inspiration is... Well I know my mum would be able to break this, but now you've made me curious about the answer.
No.739834
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No.739835
>>739827
>hair drying in progress
Thank you...
>uh
>I don't remember her name
>>739828
It was rhetorical.
>guh
Talking my ear off like that, you'd think she'd get bored of her own voice.
>>739830
>
>>
If it makes you feel better, why not.
>>739833
Oh?
>looks up
>ranch dressing dripping out of the towel
...
...
No.739836
>>739829
>she's 4 feet 8 inches
>she always feels small
AAAAAAAA
>CHOOM goes the 'nade launcher
No.739837
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>>739834
You're that ninja...
No.739838
>>739835
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
>gasping for breath
Fabiola-
>fucking REEEEEE
>zips back over
>hefts Bala over her smol as fuck shoulder and back into the shower to clean her hair
That estupid Deadpool...
No.739839
>>739827
W-W-W-WHOOOAHOOOA!
>backs away
Calm down, calm down now. He's not gonna hurt you. He's nice. He's a friend. We're all friends here. So why don't you put the weapon down and take a deep breath?
>>739828
Oh yeah, I forgot that's a thing...
>>739833
Pssh, you forget who trained me? No matter how hard you can kick my ass, I already took the hardest of beating when I was a kid.
>flashback to Jubei's training
>NOT THE LOG, NOT THE LOG.
No.739840
>>739832
You should see my son.
He has more salt than the ocean.
>>739833
They gave me these instructions.
1. I must search near and far for the closest...fridge.
2. I must search this fridge for an item that's rarely touched by man...
3.I must take the item and stuff it down my mouth. All of it. Chug it down.
What is it? It is of course...MAYONNAISE.
>shudders
I hate that stuff!
It's so pale...so pasty...so white. It reminds me of something...but I don't know what! Whatever it is, I hate!
>>739834
>burningnoises.wav
>>739836
AAAAAAAAAAAAA
>the grenade disintegrates before even reaching him
Wow curse fire is stronger than I thought.
No.739841
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>>739835
I could raise a dog with the amount of treats you throw at me.
>notices the ranch dressing in her hair
>swaggers into the bathroom
Well, we both know there's nothing stopping you from just coming in.
>closes the door
>[obnoxious shower singing]
No.739842
>>739829
Preeetty much everything, Eddie. I'm no Doctor Strange.
>>739832
>WHAT A TWEEST!
>>739833
It's worked out for me in the past. Not well, but it worked.
>>739835
If you didn't want to hear people talk, you should've brought earplugs.
>>739839
Exactly. My powers only come in handy some of the time. Means I need to change my workout program.
No.739843
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>>739840
Are you going to get off my toast anytime soon?
>>739842
>THE MANIAC'S
>IN THE LEGION
...
No.739844
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>>739835
Oh dear. I'm really sorry about that. Let me find you a new one.
>>739839
Yeah I got a taste of it too... I'm so sorry.
>sighs
Well, I'll try to do it without magic, then.
>>739840
That... wasn't as bad as I expected. Can't you just find a jar that's got like, a quarter left?
>>739842
Well if the plan's not optimal maybe it's about time to get a new one.
No.739845
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>>739838
>wait are you kidding me-
>giantess feet dragging along
Going to scuff my heels...
>sigh
It seems I was lucky enough to find a maid so dedicated to her job.
>>739841
I thought I already was.
>dog treats ready for the throwin'
You-
>
Get.
Out.
>>739844
I wouldn't trouble yourself. It's going to get messier before it gets cleaner, for one thing.
>but what does that meeeeean
No.739846
>>739845
Dirty deeds! Done dirt chea-
>!
Oh, hello there girly. Come to admire the gun show? Or maybe you'd be more interested in an interactive exhibit?
No.739847
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>>739839
>in the process of washing Bala's hair in the bathroom
>she didn't hear a thing
>>739845
I do not appreciate you using my young master as leverage, but I have a job to do.
>s c r u b-
>is that a man
>>739841
What are you doing?!
No.739848
>>739842
Well I'll tell you something about curse fire.
It sucks.
>>739843
Oh I didn't see your toast.
>gets off
Sorry.
>>739844
Nope. The whole thing. Have to chug it down all at once. Has to be warm mayo too with a thick consistency.
Like the consistency of glue.
Also before chugging it, I need to throw it into a plastic bag because...well they didn't give me a reason for that. They just wanted me to chug it out of a plastic bag.
No.739849
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>>739837
>I've made a reputation for my disguise
>I'm not sure how to feel about that
Sheik, sir.
>>739840
>remember, use Din's fire responsibly
Hello again, Mr. Cure.
No.739850
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>>739847
Wow, okay. It's suddenly crowded in here.
>scratching his head
Eh, I'm not good with kids. This is just killing the buzz.
>walks off, towel around his waist
No.739851
>>739849
>overly languid toke
Kept you waiting.
>
>
>
>
Huh.
No.739852
>Papyrus blocks the way
>...With Spaghetti
No.739853
>>739843
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>What're you waiting for? Kill 'im!
>And risk getting everyone in here blown to bits? Hell. No.
>>739844
Maybe so. I keep forgetting that I'm not on my own anymore.
>>739844
Kinda figured that out when you came in here screaming.
No.739854
>>739842
So what's the plan?
>>739844
You got a taste of- Tch, that damn geezer...
>scratching his head
Well, in that case I won't use my sword either. Hand to hand, what do you say?
>>739847
Huh... I guess no one is getting blown up today.
No.739855
>>739846
>?
>pulls her towel tighter
I have no use for gun shows, what little intel I need to keep up on modern arms races I get through an exorbitantly overcharged magazine.
I am, however, not adverse to stress-testing free munitions.
>>739847
That's going to put a damper on all future conversation, isn't it.
>this is nice tho
>
And you even scared the dog off, you're better than I thought.
No.739856
>>739850
>
>>739855
When will I be returning to my young master?
>scrubban dat hair
No.739857
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>>739848
Thank you.
>eating his toast
>in a totally disturbing way
>just shoving it in there
You are a suit Stand?
>>739853
>:^)
>bombcat says hello
No.739858
>>739849
Hey.
I think I found that elf guy. Carries a sword, has long hair, looks androgynous, has pretty boy blue eyes...
Yeah I think he's just...
>walks outside
>walks back in while dragging Raiden
There's our elf.
>"STOP CALLING ME AN ELF."
YOU CAN'T HIDE WHAT'S INSIDE, ELF.
>>739852
>careful not to get curse fire on your spaghetti
>>739857
I don't know what a stand is, sir.
No.739859
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>>739848
This god sounds horrifically petty. Do you need help, or...
>>739850
Holy crap put on some pants you perv!
>>739852
This is getting ridiculous.
>>739853
It probably would take some getting used to after this long, huh. But it gets easier after the first few times.
>>739854
What worries me more is that you were actually going to use your sword on me.
>Alright, don't get too carried away.
>takes a stance
>tails fanning out
>deep breathing
No.739860
>>739858
>He's got it under control
>>739859
WHAT CAN I SAY, I LOVE SPAGHETTI!
No.739861
>>739855
>>739856
>too late already gone
>>739859
Oh put a can in it, Foxy. Do you know where Izumi is?
No.739862
>>739856
>guh
Seriously, do you know how monotonous and depressing it is hear that kind of thing all the time.
"When will you let me go" this and "I have a feeling, you people aren't human" that.
>when did she sneak the chocolate in
I'll be keeping you until we find your damn robot bitch and return her safely. Maybe a little longer.
Now be careful with the hair, you think my scalp got away without being burned either?
No.739863
>>739854
>chuckles
It's gonna take me more than five minutes to come up with a plan, Ragna. But if you've got any ideas, I'm willing to listen.
>>739857
>u fuckin' cheeki cunt I'll rek you
>eventually
>>739859
I hope you're right. I hate asking for help.
No.739864
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
No.739865
>>739858
That's exactly what a [ＳＴＡＮＤ] would say!
>pulling on the goop
Get out of there, you. I know you're in there!
>>739863
>:33333333333
No.739866
>>739859
Oh yeah.
Well I guess I better get started.
>pulls an entire jar of mayo out of the cabinet
>niiiiiice and hot
Ohhhhhhh. S'good...
Wait one more instruction.
>grabs the plastic bag
>throws it on the ground
>stomps on it
>picks it back up
>finally throws the mayo into the bag
>juggles it for a bit
Juggling it was also part of the instructions.
It's now or never, Eddie. Now or never.
>[HORRIBLE MAYO GULPING NOISES]
>no seriously
>it's pretty fucking gross
>>739860
>good
>curse fire is most dire
>>739865
Hey don't touch me!
DON'T TOUCH ME!
No.739867
>>739862
I am not a fan of being held against my will with my master's life in the balance.
>s o f t a n d w e t
No.739868
>>739860
Just don't make it a hazard.
>>739861
Left a little after you went in.
>>739863
Get used to it. It's what I'm here for, after all.
>>739866
Oh- ohh. Ugghhh.... I feel sick just watching that.
No.739869
>>739859
>stance
Come at me when you're ready, or would you prefer me to start?
>>739863
>Mmmm
How about you start training with Master again?
No.739870
>>739868
I TRY MY BEST NOT TO, NYAHAHA!
No.739871
>>739867
Trust me, you could be getting off a lot worse.
>DID SSSSSSSSSOMEBODY SAY SCARS
>MENTALLY AND PHYSICALLY
>
If you plan to get out of my service by catching hypothermia in those wet clothes, let me congratulate you on almost succeeding.
No.739872
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>>739866
I must know!
You think you can keep your identity away from I, Kira Yoshikage?
>hands full of goop
Silly putty?
No.739873
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>>739869
>
Alright, I'm fired up!
>rush
>it's like fighting Taokaka but only slightly less annoying
No.739874
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>>739871
You do not need to see my body.
No.739875
>>739868
>and finally, he swallows
>like that, the curse fire finally goes out!
I may be able to cure a lot of things...but that ain't ever going to leave.
It's going to stay with me. The mayo...it hurts.
>>739872
>sharp silly putty
>careful not to cut yourself on his edge
...in a lot of ways, yes.
No.739877
>>739865
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>739868
Yeah, I know.
>smile
I'd probably still be a fucking trainwreck if I never decided to start coming here.
>>739869
Y'know, I think I'm just a little more prepared for something that extreme. Next time you see him, mind telling him I wanna give it another shot?
No.739878
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>>739874
I'll be sure to close any eyes that grow out of the back of my head in the next few moments, if it'll make you feel any better.
It wasn't up for debate.
>shit this is nice tho
>fucking Revy trying to girl-talk me all night
No.739880
>>739876
I've heard of Stands that control inorganic material, but-
>looks down
>hands bleeding
OH I'M BLEEDING EVERYWHERE
OH I'M BLEEDING EVERYWHERE
>>739877
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
No.739881
>>739878
...
>disrobing noises
>lots of clanking of guns and ammunition
>and a solid bar of iron in her bun
>scrubban in embarrassed silence
No.739883
>>739877
Alright! If you want, I'll even help you with the training.
>>739873
>Does that mean I'll have to buy her meatbuns?
Whoaho, not bad! Not bad at all!
>Managing to keep up
>Just parrying the blows for now
No.739884
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>>739881
Better.
>ahhh
Weapons in the bathroom result in poor memories, in my experience.
Carrying all that on such a tiny frame must be difficult. Crossfit?
>hands the conditioner back
No.739885
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>>739875
>>739876
Believe me, I'm suffering too.
>>739877
Sis and I would be bored out of our skulls!
>swinging away at Rags
Make that just sis.
>>739883
What, you thought I was weak or something?
>lands lightly on the ground
I forgot how fun this was.
No.739886
>>739880
OH!
OHHHHHHH!
GET IT OFF MY DESIGNER GUCCI GLASSES
AND MY GUCCI PURSE
>>739885
At least you didn't have to drink it.
No.739887
>>739884
I have made waterproof modifications to them.
>
We are trained in these things. You know Roberta.
No.739888
>>739886
Hey.
Goop thing.
I bought a gun.
>[MENACING]
No.739889
>>739880
>yes
>your pain, it sustains me.
It's just blood. What's there to worry about?
>>739883
I'd appreciate that. Can't afford to fall behind in my line of work, after all.
>>739885
Weird. People usually say I'm boring.
No.739890
File: 1455220222054.jpg (161.27 KB, 850x963, 850:963, sample-f0688f46116c9c9350b….jpg)
>>739887
Not what I meant.
>maids reeeeee
She's FARC, I doubt you have any affiliation other than the Lovelaces since you barely come up to my hip. Meaning the military training is the exact limit of the kinds of things you've seen.
>sweeps her hair to the side
She could tell you, if that was her thing.
No.739891
>>739890
>
My height does not matter! I am still as dangerous as Roberta is...
No.739892
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>>739885
Rusty is the better term.
>chuckle
Gotta admit... It's been a while since I had fun fighting someone.
>>739889
It's been a while since last time I seen him, though...
>shrugs
Meh, I'm sure he'll show up eventually. Damn geezer can't spend enough time without annoying me.
No.739893
>>739891
It does matter, actually.
You people rely on your skills first and your facade second, but let's not discount its effectiveness. The bitch in glasses took everyone off guard.
And you did too, so the story goes. But you have the added benefit of being a runt.
>shrug
She would have ripped my throat out with her fingernails by now. Sure about that?
No.739894
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>>739889
>SWEAR TO FUCKING
Worry?
>licking his hands
>Kira why
No.739895
>>739893
...Not while you can still hurt master Garcia.
No.739896
>>739886
Believe me, I'm grateful for that, too.
>>739889
I like to think I'm a good foil for you in that regard.
>>739892
I'm glad I could entertain you in that case.
>huffs
That took a lot more out of me than I thought. I might just... catch a...
>falls against him
>zzz
No.739897
>>739892
Maybe he's left you alone 'cause someone else is doing his job for him.
>glances at Ahri
>>739894
Now that's just unsanitary.
>>739896
Couldn't argue with that if I tried.
No.739898
File: 1455220951331.jpg (530.63 KB, 1400x2006, 700:1003, Don't pull that trigger.jpg)
>>739888
Did you?
>>739896
You should be!
No.739899
>>739895
Not one for lateral thinking, are you.
If I'm dead, then the kid's safe, hm?
>nods to the guns
You said they were waterproof yourself.
No.739900
>>739897
>[slurping noises]
>>739898
Did I?
No.739901
>>739899
If it were that easy, I would have already killed you.
>tracing a finger on Bala's neck
I am not stupid.
No.739903
>>739900
DID YOU OR DIDN'T YOU?!
No.739904
>>739900
...Is this supposed to scare me? Because it doesn't.
No.739905
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>>739896
>heh
Like I said... rusty.
>takes the sleeping Ahri into his arms
>>739897
That's... not unlikely. Then again, I doubt the old bastard would miss the chance to tease me about it...
No.739906
>>739901
It's common knowledge that feats of superhuman strength aren't out of the ordinary in stressful situations.
If that extends to mental fortitude is another question entirely. I doubt Two Hands was lying.
>shivers
Mind the dark meat.
No.739907
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>>739903
Would you like to see it.
>>739904
>almost forgot moonman was there
>dese hands
What?
No.739908
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>>739906
What do you mean, what did Two Hands say?
>scrub the neck
...It is hard to reach from back here. Close your eyes, please.
I do not want you to... see me.
No.739910
>>739905
>shrugs
Maybe it's funnier when he doesn't get involved.
>>739907
>blink
>blink
...And people say I need to be put in a straitjacket.
No.739911
>>739908
>smirks
No point in being self-conscious is this business.
If you pick up a gun, sooner or later you're going to hell. Why try to prolong the inevitable.
>eyes closed
She only mentioned a bit of squeamishness on your part. A regular hero, are we.
No.739912
>>739909
...
...
I don't have it.
Can you get it for me?
>>739910
I will never be put in a straitjacket.
Kira Yoshikage is eternal.
No.739913
>>739912
Sure sure, where is it?
No.739914
>>739911
>I could kill her in dozens of ways like this
...
>flips up onto Bala's shoulders for a scrubdown
>feel dem muscles, baconbabe
>shredded cheiba
Hero?
No.739915
>>739910
You think so? Whatever, I'm sure he's gonna show up anyways. Unless...
>Thinkgen about Nine
>...
No.739916
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>>739914
Was the jumping really necessary.
>ok those are some strong legs
There's no need to act surprised. Why else would you work for some kid with cartel connections.
No.739917
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>>739912
And now you're speaking in third-person. Fun.
>>739915
...Unless what?
No.739918
>>739916
I am not tall, deal with it please.
>
I was hired in response to his kidnapping and Roberta's rampage.
No.739919
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>>739913
On the table.
In that bag there.
>SERIOUS POINTING
>>739917
And?
No.739920
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>>739919
Lemme just get that for you...
>reaches into the bag
>hands him the gun
No.739921
>>739918
You're not going to tell me you took on a retinue of military training regimes for a single mission. I'm not an idiot.
You're 16, if that.
>sneaks a peek
So who was it, some guerrilla village.
No.739922
>>739921
I do not want to talk about my past.
No.739923
>>739919
And that's normally a sign of insanity.
No.739924
>>739917
>...
Nothing, it's nothing.
No.739925
>>739920
Thank you for scratching my gun.
>picks the gun up
>puts it to his head
>>739923
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand?
>pulls the trigger
>nothing
Stupid gun!
>runs off
No.739926
>>739925
Goodbye mysterious man!
No.739927
>>739922
The scars need deep soaking, and you're already up there.
Now would be the time.
>shrugs
If I were to hazard a guess, it'd probably have something to do with the Sandinistas ravaging Central America. Militarize a barrio and you have all the free meat shields you could ask for.
No.739928
>>739927
...
>sponge go
>wait, there are scars on-
Um...
No.739929
>>739924
Doesn't sound like nothing to me, but I won't ask questions if you don't wanna talk about it.
>>739925
>cups his hands around his mouth
YOU LEFT THE SAFETY ON!
No.739930
File: 1455223339154.png (270.81 KB, 550x557, 550:557, tumblr_nuxmf7drUb1qblq2no1….png)
>>739928
That wasn't so hard, was it.
>uh
>
Well? The longer you stall, the longer you're in here.
No.739931
>>739929
Right, right...
>eyan the gun
So who was the weirdo who just left?
No.739932
>>739930
>guh
>scrubban the bitties
>a little less reluctantly
No.739933
>>739932
>das it mane
Mm...
Make sure to get under, too.
>...
It was oil, if you couldn't guess.
No.739934
>>739931
A serial killer who obsesses over women's hands. Not too different from any other criminal I've run into before. Except for the powers, anyway.
No.739935
>>739934
Sheesh. Need any help with him? Wait, what kind of powers?
No.739936
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No.739937
>>739933
I know. I have seen this done before.
...
>scrubbing softer
Why is it you want me and not a normal maid? Is it just to take someone from master Garcia?
>picture not loading guh
No.739938
>>739935
From what I understand, he can turn anything he wants into a bomb.
>>739936
That's another way of putting it, yeah.
No.739939
>>739937
>you can like it but don't let her know, Bala
>guh
Oh? I'd imagine the glasses bitch has her own set of lacerations.
>rrr
Partially, yes. Even you can't deny the usefulness of a hostage.
But I'm also the only woman in my entire organization. One like you might be able to have a mutual understanding with me.
Lord knows Two Hands isn't capable of real conversation for more than two minutes.
No.739940
>>739936
Stand powWhooa! Where did you come from.
>>739938
>
Okaaay...That's sorta dangerous...
No.739941
>>739938
Only way to put it.
Seen it before, it's more than that.
>...
Been gone for a while. Woops.
>>739940
>SUPAH FAST FIYAH
He reloads time too.
No.739942
>>739939
One woman...
>
We are the only females present in the Lovelace household.
>pls load
No.739943
>>739940
Bit of an understatement there, Ragna.
>>739941
Happens to all of us at some point.
>
What exactly do you mean by "reload time?"
No.739944
>>739942
Two attractive maids and a growing master.
I did you a favor, saving you from that puberty.
No.739945
>>739944
>aaaaaaaa why won't it load
He only has eyes for Roberta.
No.739946
>>739941
>hwat
How the hell do we go from "making bombs" to "rewiding time"? What even is a stand?
>>739943
So does he just... wills things into bombs?
No.739947
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>>739943
>F.F. all you had to do was undahstaaand
Reloads time.
>uh
Causes a time-loop. So he can use the bomb over and over.
>>739946
It's complicated.
>...
>[STAH PRATINUM]
See it?
No.739948
>>739945
>mfu
Unrequited too?
Things just keep getting more complicated in your little triangle.
>hands her a flask
>Bala how
It hurts going down but it makes everything else go down easier.
No.739949
>>739948
I don't feel for the young master like Roberta does. He is like family.
>uh
I am too young to drink.
No.739950
>>739949
I believe that if your breath didn't smell like wine.
>shruggity
More for me.
>nip of vodka
My breasts are about finished, you can move on now.
No.739951
>>739950
>!
It was only one glass-
>o-oh
>sliding downwards
>jeez they're everywhere
No.739952
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>>739946
Basically, yeah. He already managed to blow me to bits once. Had a little trouble coming back from that one.
>>739947
Makes sense. It's worrying as all hell, but it makes sense.
No.739953
>>739951
Russians are good for alcohol if we're good for anything, dear.
>...
Though we did steal vodka from the Poles...
>eh
You're not going to open much, are you.
>scars for days?
>scars for days
No.739954
>>739953
Open?
>workin' on the abs
That is lewd.
No.739955
>>739947
See wha-
>POWER OF THE AZURE
>>739952
Well shit. So I guess that means a direct approach is no good.
No.739956
>>739947
See wha-
>POWER OF THE AZURE
Oh. That.
>>739952
Well shit. So I guess that means a direct approach is no good.
No.739957
>>739954
>christmas cake abs
>
Awfully Freudian of you, isn't it.
No.739958
>>739957
Wha-
>AAAAAA
I AM NOT THINKING STRANGE THINGS!
>tfw upside-down scrubbing a ruskie milf's abs
No.739959
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>>739952
>>739952
>holds up three fingers
That's two.
>Jotaro use your words
>>739956
People have 'em.
>shrug
His blows things up.
No.739960
>>739956
Not if we want to stay alive.
>>739959
>...Is this guy fuckin' retarded?
>No idea.
Two of what?
No.739961
>>739958
You sure could have fooled me.
What's next, that it's easier to clean when you're upside down?
This position you've put yourself in is rather famous, you know.
No.739962
>>739961
Ghh... it was unintentional...!
>releases her leglock
>clonk
Ay... eso duele.
No.739963
>>739959
You seem way too calm about this... Don't tell me yours is stronger?
>>739960
Specially us who don't have gods to revive us...
>shakes his head
So just wait until he drops his guard?
No.739964
No.739965
>>739960
Bombs.
>curls a finger up
Normal bomb. Sounds like you know how it works.
>curls another one up
The tank. He calls it Sheer Heart Attack. Heat-seeking.
>curls the last one down
Another One Bites The Dust. Time-loop.
That's the tricky one.
>>739963
>when was he holding the scissor blade, edgeman
>tosses it back
You tell me.
No.739966
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>>739962
Maybe I misjudged you, you seem equally as helpless as all the other weirdos and morons that coalesce around me.
>scruffs the mini up
>by the hair
>Balaaaaa
You're not bleeding, if it makes any difference.
No.739967
>>739966
>AAAAAAAAAAA
>arms and legs immediately around her arm like a spider
>using Bala's weight to essentially slam her
>mini martial arts
>...and squished under her
Guh...!
No.739968
No.739969
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>>739963
>nod
If he ever does, anyway.
>>739965
Don't think I've ever seen that last one, fortunately.
No.739970
>>739967
>wait wha-
>!!
>clonk
>mini buried under scarbitties
...Remind me to not do that again.
>aaaa my knees
No.739971
File: 1455227008311.jpg (97.31 KB, 500x707, 500:707, tumblr_np17e4X6Bf1qjzwqeo1….jpg)
>>739969
Not directly.
>points to his hair
Black now, right?
No.739972
>>739970
>suffocated by baconbits
>muffled pleas for forgiveness
No.739973
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>>739972
What the hell do you think you're doing down the-
>oh wait
>lifts off
I think it's fair that I don't pull on your hair anymore, and you don't cause yourself more pain.
Deal?
No.739974
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>>739973
I-I--
>
You are looking at me!
>covering up as best she can, curled up in a ball
No.739975
>>739971
Yeah, his hair changed color. What about it?
No.739976
>>739974
>pfft
Still just a brat, huh.
Embarrassed? At least you've still got clothes on.
No.739977
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>>739975
Different dimension.
No.739978
>>739976
>tfw training bra and spats
>aaaaa my hair is down
No one has seen me like this... please don't tell anyone!
No.739979
>>739965
Wha-
>catches it
That's some crazy stuff...
>Taking mental notes on Kira's bombs
>>739969
Yeah... If anything taking him out with one shot seems like the only way. Otherwise he'll just use bomb #3.
No.739980
>>739978
You seem to be awfully self-confident anyway, assuming you have any right to be embarrassed.
>cute
Catholicism sure makes the most menial things an affront to God.
I won't tell, on a condition.
No.739981
>>739977
>
...Whoa. How do you deal with something like that?
>>739979
Which makes this all about 100 times more complicated. I miss when you could just beat a criminal's face in and call it a a day.
No.739982
>>739979
>shakes his head
Bomb #3 is a last resort. But he likes to show off.
>>739981
Same way I always do.
Punch it.
No.739983
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>>739980
>guh
I do not want people to see my body, it is not attractive.
>
Condition?
No.739984
>>739983
>trying this shit
>on the woman covered head to toe in burn scars
>>
You have a defined muscle template at a young age.
You'll fill out pretty well when you're older, if you ask me.
>shrugs
Keep doing what you're doing, but don't be so depressed about it. You'll go home when the time is right.
No.739985
>>739981
Well, I'm usually the "criminal" but I feel you.
>sigh
I'm not looking forward to meeting this guy.
>>739982
My point exactly. Even if we corner him, that one can make everything pointless.
>...
So that's it abou the Stand. What can you tell me about the user himself?
No.739986
>>739984
>nigga you got a rack bigger than my head and hips wider than my shoulders
...I just want to go home.
>
He is not going to want me back, Roberta is the only one he cares about.
>depression: yes
No.739987
>>739982
Okay, better question: How do you not get blown up in the process?
>>739985
Guess it wouldn't help if I told you my surveillance equipment caught footage of him writing down what were probably potential targets. Looked like Ahri was gonna be one of 'em.
No.739988
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>>739986
>jeez
>do I hug
>is this a hugging situation
Home where, to Colombia?
The infrastructure of that country is already on its last legs, especially if Brazil or Argentina don't feel like lending a helping hand.
Even if you stop being a maid, you'll still be fighting.
>
>hands a cigar
Full disclosure, I don't know what to do about sad people.
No.739989
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>>739985
...
He likes hands.
Killed 48 people in Morioh Town before we curbed him. All women.
>taps his hat
Don't worry about the third bomb.
>>739987
...
...
Yare yare.
>Star Plat out to play
By giving him no time to bring out his Stand.
No.739990
>>739988
I do not smoke...
>sponge picked back up
I am not done.
>lower abdomen go
Theya re... between your legs.
>guh
I am uncomfortable.
No.739991
>>739990
For all the wrong reasons, I'm sure.
Is it morality when you fear things because of God, instead of what the impact they present on the world as a whole?
>sticks the stoge behind mini's ear
>convenient carrying piece
This is when I ask you to not tell anyone about what you see. Only not in so nice of terms. Comprende?
>legs: parted
No.739992
>>739987
>
>
Yeep. He's dead.
>>739989
I'll hold you to that...
>...
So what I'm getting the way to beat him is "strike him fast, strike him hard".
No.739993
>>739991
>UM
>face: crimson
>staring
No.739994
>>739989
Simple answer to a complex problem. I like it.
>>739992
Had to give you some reason to go after this guy, didn't I?
No.739995
>>739992
>nodnod
Making this last too long isn't good.
So I'll break his jaw before he knows I'm there.
>>739994
Don't tell this guy his name.
No.739996
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>>739993
Well?
It's not polite to stare, you know.
No.739997
>>739996
I...
>g u h
Yes.
>mechanically scrubban the baconslit
>you can see steam coming off her
No.739998
>>739997
>yes
>this is good
Look at me if it's so distasteful.
>cigar behind mini's ear spontaneously combusts
>haha hell yeah
>puff
No.739999
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>>739995
>tilts his head
Why shouldn't I?
No.740000
>>739998
You are enjoying this.
>...
It is my duty to serve. I don't mind it.
>clearly on the verge of hysterics
No.740001
>>739994
Not gonna lie, I was thinking of ignoring the guy. But now I'll make sure he gets what's coming to him.
>>739995
In that case I'll go all out in the first blow too. He doesn't know I'm after him, so that works in our favor.
>"Don't tell this guy his name."
Why not?
No.740002
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>>739999
>quiet [MENACING]
Just don't.
>>740001
You're leading anyway.
>taps his head
Already planned it out.
No.740003
>>740000
Biologically it's almost impossible.
>Bala stop
>but aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa it's good
I know a manic break about to happen when I see one. You've done a thorough enough job for now.
No.740004
>>740001
Ignoring problems doesn't make them go away. Knocking people through walls does.
>>740002
...Alright then.
No.740005
>>740003
Please forgive me for this.
>is she talking to Bala or someone else
I can't leave a job incomplete.
>here comes mini
>inching closer
No.740006
>>740002
>nod
I'll trust you on this.
>
Name's Ragna, by the way.
>>740004
Ignoring problems also doesn't get you blown up, but hey! Looks like we got a plan now.
No.740007
>>740004
He'll be expecting you. So stay back.
>nods to Ragna
He's first. I'm second, doesn't know I'm back in town yet.
Then you.
>>740006
Jotaro.
....
So what do you do.
No.740008
>>740005
>mildly irritated sigh
Then you better make sure it's thorough.
>yanks mini in the rest of the way
No.740009
>>740006
Yeah, we do. Let's just hope it works.
>>740007
Sneak up on him once you guys are through, got it.
No.740010
>>740008
>eep
>cue thorough and precise motions
>actively looking for weakspots
>it's just part of the job, really
No.740011
>>740010
>is it the scars?
>hint: it's the scars
>a long dead engine is coming back to life
>mini what have you done
Mm...
No.740012
>>740011
>
>it's time for probing
>Mini's on a mission
>and is probably going to die of shame
No.740013
>>740007
Eh? I'm a...
>ding
Bounty hunter.
>>740009
Now we just wait until Mr. Hands shows up again.
No.740014
File: 1455231629771.png (367.27 KB, 500x727, 500:727, tumblr_nz5pacp06D1rg2ru1o1….png)
>>740009
Don't get blown up.
>>740013
I mean what do you do.
No.740015
File: 1455231706668.png (1.49 MB, 896x1337, 128:191, Khonshu hung him from the ….png)
>>740013
Yeah. However long that takes...
>>740014
Already did. Came back. No big deal.
No.740016
>>740012
>shivering
There's time for this later.
>pops a Toka-tranq in her butt
>up wrapped in a towel with mini under her arm in a matter of seconds
I have business to take care of.
Boris?
>Da, Kapitan.
You and her are a unit by occasion. Make sure she's ready.
>struts off
No.740017
>>740016
Wh-ow!
>carried off
>not even KO'd
>quietly muttering
No.740018
>>740014
That... That wasn't the question? What are you-
>oh!
Now I get it. Well.... to put it simple, let's just say I'm very strong.
>>740015
Maybe he'll be back later tonight?
No.740019
File: 1455232168394.png (926.34 KB, 800x968, 100:121, 5c19c8f2ce22031e9309ae7bb2….png)
>>740015
>?
...
He won't use the third bomb for a group.
Never did before.
No.740020
File: 1455232197965.png (269.07 KB, 485x600, 97:120, a4801d4911ffb153c1ebd32505….png)
No.740022
>>740018
>shrugs
Guess we'll have to wait and see.
>>740019
That's good to know. 'Least this guy's not totally untouchable.
No.740023
File: 1455232629377.jpg (295.16 KB, 550x779, 550:779, 0ba7518aa1d11e683b4a6904aa….jpg)
>>740021
>u wot
Old man?
>>740022
Last time he got hit by a car.
S'no cars out here.
No.740024
>>740020
>nod
Strong!
>>740022
Yeah... I'll see if I can nap for a bit until then. See ya, Marc.
>walks away into one of the rooms, still carrying the sleeping Ahri
No.740025
>>740023
Snake! You're a delinquent now!
No.740026
File: 1455233006482.jpg (570.83 KB, 600x848, 75:106, 5624a004b45ec1dadb8d03edce….jpg)
>>740024
>hmm
>good nuf
>>740025
...
...
What the hell...
No.740027
>>740026
Hmm... I see. Next you're going to say, "good grief, you're not my old man"!
No.740028
>>740024
Alright. See you later.
>Was he holding her the entire time?
>I dunno, did you go fuckin' blind in the last five minutes?
No.740029
>>740027
Good grief, you're not my old man.
>...
>!!!
No.740030
>>740029
WAHAHAHA! I've still got it.
No.740031
File: 1455233323766.jpg (571.5 KB, 631x934, 631:934, tumblr_ns0g7pgl7x1qkrdteo1….jpg)
>>740030
Something funny?
>ORAman close
No.740032
>>740031
Oh?
>hand out to shake with Pratinum
No.740033
File: 1455233454695.jpg (194.44 KB, 600x836, 150:209, 3ec8ca23d080020a79a2109aa9….jpg)
>>740032
>Star Plat reciprocates
>jeez
Good grief
No.740034
>>740033
What a powerful grip.
>firm shakan
Is something the matter? You seem confused.
No.740035
File: 1455233577941.jpg (95.69 KB, 850x537, 850:537, sample-aea261c978e3cce3985….jpg)
>>740034
>guh
>SP dispersed
Who the hell are you
No.740036
>>740035
You can call me Boss. That's the closest thing to a name I have.
No.740037
>>740036
>da fuq
>I ain't callin' you boss my nigga
...
No.740038
>>740037
>my Charisma A says you will
Maybe you've heard of Big Boss? That's me.
But enough about me, who are you?
No.740039
File: 1455233904505.jpg (283.43 KB, 850x1172, 425:586, sample-7f43202dc99dc08de10….jpg)
>>740038
>you know what else starts with A
>Autism
Tch.
>
You could see him.
No.740040
File: 1455234043136.jpg (175.34 KB, 850x819, 850:819, The most interesting merce….jpg)
>>740039
Sure could. When you get old and gray, ghosts stop being so uncommon.
Especially when you've seen, done and lost as many things as an old war vet like me.
No.740041
File: 1455234160756.jpg (69.35 KB, 500x493, 500:493, tumblr_nsekyhN4PN1qjzwqeo1….jpg)
No.740042
>>740041
Rough? That's just life.
You never answered. The least you could do is tell me your name, eh?
No.740043
File: 1455234331330.png (462.74 KB, 469x700, 67:100, 9bdc0887154d08e723e9f43ae6….png)
>>740042
Just like the old man...
>
Jotaro.
No.740044
>>740043
Your grandfather?
No.740045
File: 1455234607572.jpg (148.51 KB, 850x1206, 425:603, sample-e1a8520a416cf45d124….jpg)
>>740044
Look just like him.
>...
>illusion Stand?
No.740046
>>740045
What a handsome devil he must be.
>
Cigar?
No.740047
File: 1455234756503.jpg (183.04 KB, 850x1202, 425:601, sample-e79d0e566309667a9bf….jpg)
>>740046
Something like that.
>
Sure.
>and he's holding it
>spoop FAST
No.740048
>>740047
Neat.
>when did he get another one
>and it's lit
No.740050
>>740049
You too. It's been a while since I've seen someone that fast.
No.740051
File: 1455235005624.jpg (583.03 KB, 600x848, 75:106, 60890abe42e32a71f6d6e8c807….jpg)
>>740050
Nothing special.
>Jojoooo
>Star Plat eyes gooooo
...
>no Stand
>hm
No.740052
>>740051
I had a mercenary a few decades ago who could run faster than someone could blink.
Running Man wasn't a very... creative name though.
No.740053
File: 1455235170874.jpg (120.45 KB, 850x508, 425:254, sample-83af22eb99d12a0ea90….jpg)
>>740052
Faster than that.
...
Mercenary?
No.740054
>>740053
A loooong time ago during the Cold War, I started a nation of soldiers betrayed by their countries, so we'd never be used like tools again. It eventually became the world's first private military company. We drew mercenaries from all over.
No.740055
File: 1455235327378.png (926.34 KB, 800x968, 100:121, 5c19c8f2ce22031e9309ae7bb2….png)
>>740054
...
...
...
Old man can get anyone to like him too.
No.740056
File: 1455235409427.jpg (105.23 KB, 500x333, 500:333, Caipirinha_Dance_Big_Boss_….jpg)
>>740055
He sounds like a great man. I'd like to meet him sometime.
No.740059
>>740058
Know him when you see him, I guess.
>blink and he's gone
No.740060
>>740059
What a nice young man.
No.740062
File: 1455239885377.png (555.21 KB, 900x695, 180:139, burgerpants_by_cargorabbit….png)
No.740063
>>740062
A cat in clothes?
No.740064
>>740063
Please don't tell me that's the strangest thing you've seen...
No.740066
>>740065
>Sighs a bit
Yea, I talk.
>Lights up
There are probably more like me ya know.
No.740067
File: 1455241292783.png (130.88 KB, 951x818, 951:818, 7a90b993f777a2fa3d38855a83….png)
DO MY EYES DECEIVE ME
IS MY ONE EMPLOYEE SERIOUSLY
ACTUALLY
SERIOUSLY
MAKING OUR IN-HOUSE RECIPES IN ANOTHER ESTABLISHMENT
MY OH MY BURGERPANTS
No.740068
File: 1455241331013.jpg (48.03 KB, 640x663, 640:663, b75f40df05940c37edf75a002b….jpg)
>>740067
>Oh crap
I-it's not what it looks like!
No.740070
>>740066
fucking laptop
Since when did cats speak?
No.740071
File: 1455242856338.jpg (22.71 KB, 236x333, 236:333, 6ddc4fc7967659e004dcb7f8a8….jpg)
>>740070
>Shrugs
It's not uncommon for us to talk where I come from at least.
No.740072
>>740071
This had better not be a joke!
No.740074
File: 1455243105979.png (287.65 KB, 500x281, 500:281, tumblr_n731x17Acu1r3ifxzo2….png)
>>740073
Do I look like an estupid to you!?
No.740075
File: 1455243249280.png (104.71 KB, 862x926, 431:463, burgerpants_by_boatfever_t….png)
>>740074
Not really
>Shrugs again
No.740076
>>740075
Then take off the estupid costume already!
>there's the uzi
>RATATATATA
>at least she's shooting straight up
No.740077
>>740076
DUDE!
>Takes cover!
>...Hmm, if I die, I won't have to come to work!
No.740078
>>740077
You think this is funny? I will show you funny!
>fuckhuge grenade launcher comin' up
No.740079
>>740078
W-WHERE DID YOU HIDE THAT?
No.740080
>>740079
That does not matter!
>she's got a backstrap for it in her dress
>and she's not really firing it
No.740081
File: 1455244468200.jpg (21.18 KB, 236x283, 236:283, 217a18a4d16cb0c3edbb3acd39….jpg)
>>740080
O-OKAY, I'LL PROVE I'M REAL! PULL ON MY FACE IF YOU THINK IT'S A COSTUME!
No.740082
>>740081
If this is another kamikaze trap I swear your death will be excruciating!
>slides the China Lake back
>it disappears into her dress
>tugging on the face
>???
...What?
No.740083
>>740082
...Told ya I'm real
No.740085
File: 1455244940832.jpg (22.71 KB, 236x333, 236:333, 6ddc4fc7967659e004dcb7f8a8….jpg)
>>740084
>Nods
Don't worry, I ain't the bad kind, I only make burgers for below minimum wage
No.740086
File: 1455245024520.jpg (57.86 KB, 564x797, 564:797, 7dec9391b15037d50538d0e935….jpg)
>>740085
>
>that launcher's as big as she is
What kind of joke is that? A good monstruo? Impossible.
No.740087
File: 1455245089733.jpg (18.39 KB, 400x241, 400:241, burgerpants_by_kabushi_sus….jpg)
>>740086
Woah woah woah! They exist, trust me!
No.740088
>>740087
>
If I find out this is a lie, I am going to skin you~.
>a little too sweet at the end there, Fabi
No.740089
File: 1455245315736.png (555.21 KB, 900x695, 180:139, burgerpants_by_cargorabbit….png)
>>740088
...It'll beat going to work for sure...
>Lights up another cigarette
No.740090
>>740089
You have no pride in your job?
No.740091
>>740090
It's fast food, of course I wouldn't
No.740092
>>740091
I never could understand people who hate what they do.
Why do you not quit?
No.740093
File: 1455245549018.png (104.71 KB, 862x926, 431:463, burgerpants_by_boatfever_t….png)
>>740092
Probably because I all I can get as a career.
No.740095
>>740093
Or maybe it is the only one you have bothered trying.
No.740096
>>740095
...You're totally right. I should go back to college.
No.740098
File: 1455245964946.jpg (53.53 KB, 638x449, 638:449, tumblr_nlxxvty7CZ1qlnxfao1….jpg)
>still there after Anti-Venom kidnapped him
>grumbling to himself
No.740100
>>740097
I'm totally gonna become an actor and succeed at it too! Thank you for giving me some sort of hope!!
No.740101
No.740102
File: 1455246160445.jpg (53.98 KB, 500x477, 500:477, 4ea8e297c597c1a3c6e99f476d….jpg)
No.740103
File: 1455246206827.jpg (18.82 KB, 236x282, 118:141, I fucking hate you and mys….jpg)
>>740102
Well that is my dream at least.
No.740104
>>740102
When did this place get a maid?
No.740105
>>740103
Good luck.
>>740104
It did not. I work for miss Balalaika.
No.740106
File: 1455246586047.jpg (18.39 KB, 400x241, 400:241, burgerpants_by_kabushi_sus….jpg)
>>740105
Thanks little buddy
No.740107
>>740105
Oh. That's kind of unfortunate...
It could use one.
No.740108
>>740106
>little
>little
>little
WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?!
>>740107
>AAAAAAAAAAAAA
They could not pay a person enough to clean this place!
No.740109
>>740108
Everyone has a price.
No.740110
>>740108
WOAH WOAH WOAH, I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT!
No.740111
File: 1455247085038.png (287.65 KB, 500x281, 500:281, tumblr_n731x17Acu1r3ifxzo2….png)
>>740109
That is just a bad movie quote.
>>740110
THEN WHAT DID YOU MEAN?!
No.740112
>>740111
I CALL EVERYONE THAT! PLEASE DON'T KILL ME... OR DO, WHICH EVER!
No.740113
File: 1455247165147.jpg (48.25 KB, 604x450, 302:225, tumblr_nlxxvty7CZ1qlnxfao5….jpg)
>>740111
How is it bad?
I like it a lot...
No.740115
File: 1455247301740.jpg (140.85 KB, 630x354, 105:59, Black-Lagoon-Roberta-Blood….jpg)
>>740112
If you want to die, there are easier ways to end your own life without dragging someone else into it!
>>740113
>calming down
It is not true.
No.740116
>>740115
...Yeah I know that!
>>740114
...Another cat?
No.740117
>>740115
I'm not so optimistic, personally.
No.740118
>>740116
Well, I'm not technically a cat, so... sort of?
No.740119
File: 1455247518959.jpg (57.86 KB, 564x797, 564:797, 7dec9391b15037d50538d0e935….jpg)
>>740116
>shakes her head
Idiota.
>>740117
What does that have to do with a movie quote?
No.740120
>>740114
>walks out of a nearby room
>also yawning
Looks like I'm not the only late riser.
No.740121
>>740118
>Shrugs
Close enough
>>740119
>Huffs
No.740122
>>740119
Well I thought you were implying everyone doesn't have a price.
When I'm sure they do...
No.740123
File: 1455247682188.png (82.33 KB, 421x490, 421:490, Hi. my name is Ratchet and….png)
>>740120
>smile
Hey, I was chased all around the planet by an army of killer robots today, I think I deserve I nap.
>>740121
Nice to see a new face around here, though. My name's Ratchet.
No.740124
>>740123
I'm burgerpants, nice to meet ya I guess.
No.740125
>>740122
Trailing off like that does not make it any ooler.
No.740126
File: 1455247892713.jpg (79.09 KB, 838x954, 419:477, raiden_by_muromasiksm-d6rj….jpg)
>>740125
Wait are we talking about the quote or the meaning?
No.740127
>>740126
Los dos. The both.
>
You smell like machine oil.
No.740128
>>740123
If only I was doing something so exciting.
>stretching
>notices her disheveled tails
It looks like I was taken advantage of in my sleep...
No.740129
>>740127
Still that noticeable?
Looks like I put deodorant on for nothing.
No.740130
File: 1455248110128.png (194.09 KB, 457x800, 457:800, Who needs chairs when you ….png)
>>740124
Your parents named you Burgerpants?
>shrug
Points for originality, I guess.
>>740128
>uh
...That's a bad thing, right?
No.740131
File: 1455248132606.png (555.21 KB, 900x695, 180:139, burgerpants_by_cargorabbit….png)
>>740130
No no... my boss did
No.740132
>>740129
My senses are very keen.
No.740133
File: 1455248235592.png (1006.53 KB, 740x1000, 37:50, f8b41f28cf4d14da91ae5eedb6….png)
>>740130
What I mean is that Ragna really should at least brush my tails if he's going to use them like this.
>?
Don't need to look so worried, it's not a huge deal.
No.740134
>>740132
You must, if you're able to tell.
I guess. This skin still needs some work...
No.740135
>>740131
That works too. Not like I can really judge or anything. I just kinda... named myself.
>>740133
Oh, that's what you meant. My uh... my bad, I guess.
No.740136
>>740134
Why are you so worried?
No.740137
>>740135
...Beats Burgerpants for sure
No.740138
>>740135
Actually you might be right, I did choose some pretty bad words.
>sits herself down and begins the long task of brushing all the tails
At least you were reasonable enough to not jump into action.
No.740139
>>740136
Not exactly thrilled that somebody was able to see past this is all. You're the first to notice today, though.
No.740140
>>740139
You are worried about discovery?
No.740141
>>740137
Aw, c'mon, it's not that bad.
>>740138
If by "reasonable" you mean "still asleep", then yeah, I was.
No.740142
File: 1455248754550.jpg (22.71 KB, 236x333, 236:333, 6ddc4fc7967659e004dcb7f8a8….jpg)
>>740141
Trust me, it really is... So, what are ya anyways?
No.740143
File: 1455248821344.jpg (62.88 KB, 755x458, 755:458, tumblr_nlxxvty7CZ1qlnxfao2….jpg)
>>740140
If that's the way you want to put it, then I guess you could say it like that.
No.740144
File: 1455248823537.jpg (262.63 KB, 1000x1414, 500:707, be459a9da29993a150eda7d12e….jpg)
>>740141
Well if you were a certain man in a white tuxedo, I'd probably have to physically restrain you after saying something like that.
No.740145
File: 1455248996451.jpg (53.98 KB, 500x477, 500:477, 4ea8e297c597c1a3c6e99f476d….jpg)
>>740143
You try very hard to sound cool and mysterious but really you are a nerd, yes?
No.740146
File: 1455249006686.jpg (92.58 KB, 620x922, 310:461, RATCHET, WE HAVE TO GO BAC….jpg)
>>740142
Well, the simple answer is, I'm an alien from outer space.
>>740144
...No idea who you're talking about.
No.740147
File: 1455249041358.jpg (18.39 KB, 400x241, 400:241, burgerpants_by_kabushi_sus….jpg)
>>740146
...Eh, not the weirdest alien I've seen.
No.740149
>>740148
Your hesitation betrays your words.
No.740150
>>740146
Ah don't worry about it. I'm sure whoever's listening got the joke.
>looking around
>holding out a brush
If you're not too busy could you just help me out?
No.740151
>>740149
Alright you're right a little, maybe I'm trying to seem cool and mysterious a little.
No.740152
>>740147
Most aliens aren't that weird looking from what I've seen. Maybe the idea that all aliens are supposed to look freaky is just an Earth thing.
>>740150
>[screaming internally]
>the awkwardness is strong with this one
...Sure thing.
>takes the brush and sits behind her
>commence brushing
No.740153
>>740152
Same thing with us monsters I guess
>shrugs
No.740154
>>740151
It is not working.
>amused minimaid
No.740155
>>740154
What about this?
>
No.740157
>>740152
>wincing
You can afford to be a little more gentle...
No.740158
>>740156
Looks like I've still got it.
No.740159
>>740158
Got what, the ability to scare little girls? Then yes, you do.
No.740160
File: 1455250143235.jpg (405.53 KB, 450x884, 225:442, No one will notice I'm an ….jpg)
>>740153
You don't really look like a monster to me.
>>740157
Sorry, sorry! I've never had to do something like this before.
>deep breaths, Ratchet
>deep breaths
No.740161
>>740160
This a first time you've brushed fur?
No.740162
>>740159
Something tells me you aren't a normal girl.
Just a suspicion.
No.740163
File: 1455250397428.jpg (22.71 KB, 236x333, 236:333, 6ddc4fc7967659e004dcb7f8a8….jpg)
>>740160
>Shrugs
Eh, not really an idea of what a human thinks a monster is, but whatever
No.740164
>>740162
Why do you say that?
No.740165
>>740164
Call it a suspicion...but I've just got a feeling.
No.740166
>>740165
I am not a machine, if that is what you mean.
No.740167
>>740161
Well... yeah. Why's that weird?
>>740163
Yeah, humans are pretty judgmental sometimes. At least most of 'em don't want to eat me like some of the other aliens I've run into.
No.740168
>>740167
Well you are covered in fur too.
No.740169
>>740166
As a machine, I'd know one when I see one.
I do think I'm seeing some weapons on you, though.
No.740170
>>740167
Geez, that sounds rough, buddy.
No.740171
>>740169
>guh
What about them?
No.740172
>>740168
Oh yeah...
>nervous laugh
>>740170
Tell me about it. Nine times out of ten people start shooting at me as soon as I land on their planet.
No.740173
>>740171
I'm just saying that most regular maids don't tend to carry weapons.
No.740174
>>740173
You do not know many maids, do you?
No.740175
>>740172
Pfft, what a bunch of jerks! Though it could be worse, at least you don't work at fast food
No.740176
>>740174
...no, not really.
But I'd assume they wouldn't. Doesn't seem like it'd be in the job description.
No.740177
>>740172
Do I really make you that nervous? I thought I would have known you long enough by now.
No.740178
File: 1455251166814.jpg (53.98 KB, 500x477, 500:477, 4ea8e297c597c1a3c6e99f476d….jpg)
>>740176
Being a maid entails bodyguard duties as well as cleaning.
No.740179
>>740178
I wasn't aware of that. I've played bodyguard, but I can't say I've ever cleaned for anybody.
No.740180
>>740175
I don't know, working fast food doesn't sound nearly as stressful as fighting giant robots.
>>740177
I'm not good at being social, alright? Actions speak louder then words... or something.
No.740181
File: 1455251526172.jpg (22.71 KB, 236x333, 236:333, 6ddc4fc7967659e004dcb7f8a8….jpg)
>>740180
It is if you get paid below minimum wage.
No.740182
>>740179
I didn't think you were a butler.
No.740184
>>740183
That is what I said. Why would you need to clean?
No.740185
>>740180
Then I'll judge you based on the job you do on my tails then~
No.740186
>>740184
Oh.
Well yes I guess that's a fair point.
No.740187
File: 1455251857354.png (346.58 KB, 549x874, 549:874, Remember when Ratchet didn….png)
>>740181
Well, I've never actually had a real job, so I wouldn't know.
>>740185
>sigh
No pressure, right?
>keeps brushing
No.740188
>>740186
It should be.
My name is Fabiola.
No.740189
>>740187
>Shrugs
It's hell, I'll say that much. What is your job anyways?
No.740190
>>740188
I'm Jack...you can call me Jack.
No.740192
>>740187
You were the one who said it, not me.
>grinning and humming happily
No.740193
>>740189
I guess "hero" would be the best word to use. I've had to bail entire galaxies out of trouble before.
>>740192
...Good point. I really need to learn when to shut up.
No.740195
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>>740193
Oh really now, sounds kinda risky
No.740196
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No.740197
>>740196
Lemme guess, bad memories?
No.740198
>>740193
You put yourself in the hole, not me.
>puts her brush away
Alright, inspection time!
No.740199
>>740197
No. I was just... pensando.
No.740200
>>740195
It is. Like I said, people tend to get trigger-happy when they see me.
>>740198
>visibly nervous
>Ratchet please it's not that serious
No.740202
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>>740200
Well I'm glad Earth ain't one of those planets, I guess.
No.740203
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>>740200
>whips out an oversized magnifying glass
Minimal knots... All in one direction... Satisfactory fluff. It all checks out! Good job. I know I could count on you.
No.740204
File: 1455253247109.jpg (53.98 KB, 500x477, 500:477, 4ea8e297c597c1a3c6e99f476d….jpg)
>>740201
It is rude to pry.
No.740205
File: 1455253278678.gif (938.53 KB, 500x219, 500:219, Trying not to look nervous.gif)
>>740202
Earth's pretty nice compared to some of the places I've seen. Just goes to show things could always get worse.
>>740203
>
All in a day's work, y'know?
No.740206
>>740204
I'm not exactly the politest person.
No.740207
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>>740205
You said it. Ya know, you should stop by the underground sometime, they'd appreciate someone like you
No.740208
>>740205
>
>you cannot escape this
I'm going to have to squeeze this awkwardness out of you one day.
No.740209
>>740206
Now I am less inclined to say...
No.740210
File: 1455253705734.png (251.16 KB, 337x460, 337:460, You don't have any friends.png)
>>740207
Ya really think so? Might have to check out the place.
>>740208
>H E L P
...I don't think that's how it works.
No.740211
>>740209
Alright, if you don't want to I suppose I won't pry much anymore.
No.740212
>>740210
Totally, I mean you already kinda look like a typical monster, so you should be good!
No.740213
>>740211
You were not always a machine, were you.
No.740214
>>740213
Not always, no.
Used to be flesh just like any average person.
No.740215
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>>740210
That's where you're wrong.
>releases the spacerat
I'll get you used to it one day.
No.740217
>>740216
Don't feel bad. I'm mostly coming to terms with it now thanks to a few friends.
No.740218
>>740212
Nice to hear I won't have to wear a disguise for once. That tends to be a pain.
>>740215
Jeez, what are you, my mom?
>oh wait
>MY PARENTS ARE DEAAAAAAAAD
>crouching Lombax, hidden sadness
No.740219
>>740218
Let me guess, gets too hot under the costume?
No.740220
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>>740217
Am I causing you discomfort?
No.740221
>>740220
Not at all, it's fine.
>Hard for me to be comfortable anyway.
No.740222
>>740218
Did... I say something bad?
No.740224
>>740223
Good, don't want to make anybody upset here.
Unless they deserve it...but you seem alright.
No.740225
>>740219
Not exactly. Usually I just disguise myself using hologram tech. It's just that my cover gets blown in like, 20 minutes whenever I try blending in.
>>740222
...No. I did. Like I said, I need to learn when to shut up.
No.740227
>>740225
That totally sucks, I don't think we even have that technology yet.
No.740228
>>740226
Yeah. I can't judge too much since I hardly know you, but from what I know so far you seem fine.
You haven't tried murdering me which is already a plus.
No.740229
>>740225
I probably spoke out of turn too.
>smiling away
But let's not keep talking about that. Say hi to Clank for me, will you? I'm gonna go back to napping.
>stretches
>skips off
No.740230
>talking with a monkey
Oi, Bobo. Ya can't just let her treat ya like that, huh?
>[monkey noises]
Eh? The heck's that supposed to mean?
>[continued monkey noises]
Show her ya still like her?
Uh...put worms in her hair?
No.740231
>>740227
You don't? Huh. It's not that hard to put together.
>>740229
Alright. You do that.
>looks around
Where is Clank, anyway?
No.740232
>>740228
Is that all it takes?
No.740233
>>740230
>sitting in a corner
Chocolate... chocolate...
No.740234
>>740231
Eh, I suppose Alphys is working on it
No.740235
>>740230
>Is that man...talking to a monkey?
>I guess I should've expected that.
>>740232
Yes, mostly.
A majority of people I've met in my life have tried to kill me at one point or another.
No.740236
>>740233
Eh?
>notices the swirly eyes
Holy cow, Master, you totally got chocolate on the brain!
Didja fall in a chocolate puddle or somethin'?
No.740237
>>740236
No, I'm in major need of chocolate. I haven't got any for my cute little brother yet...
>;__;
No.740238
>>740234
Nice to know somebody is. Earth's kinda behind technology-wise.
No.740239
>>740235
You are not the only one.
No.740240
>>740235
>?
Oi, weird dude. Ya think puttin' worms in a girl's hair is the right idea?
>>740237
You got a cute little brother? Where?
>rimshot
Hey hey, whatcha cryin' for? Ooo, is it his birthday?
No.740241
>>740238
Psh, you're telling me. Say, who is Clank anyways?
No.740242
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>>740239
It's a hard life...especially when you're forced into it at such a young age.
>>740240
...not really, no.
No.740243
>>740242
I am only fifteen.
>and a fucking ninja maid
You started young too?
No.740244
>>740240
No. It's Valentine's Day soon.
>!!!
>
I have to get chocolates for all you Servants too! My poor wallet...
No.740245
>>740242
Well "not really" totally sounds like yes to me!
Ah, or do ya gotta push 'em off the swings first or somethin'...
Gah, thinkin' ain't GOLDEN!
>>740244
Vale-what?
Don't stress, Master. Kintoki here's got all it figured out!
>...
>leans in
Psst, does chocolate come from the hands?
No.740246
>>740241
Clank? He's my best friend. Robot with big green eyes who's a little over two feet tall... you'll know him if ya see him.
No.740247
>>740243
Ever since I was born.
>>740245
I don't think any of that sounds like a good idea...but what do I know. I have bad luck with ladies.
No.740248
>>740245
>...
>We're doomed.
What comes out of your hands?
No.740249
>>740246
Hmm, is he lost or something?
No.740250
>>740247
I started when I was 12.
No.740251
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>>740247
Bad luck? Who cares, girls are gross anyway.
>!
Except Master, she's pretty alright. For a girl, I guess.
As long as they ain't stealin' my GOLDEN fashion!
>>740248
>uh
>hiding his hands behind his back
Nothin'! I' ain't no stoolie!
No.740252
>>740249
Nah, he probably just decided to wander off while I was asleep. He'll be back.
No.740253
>>740250
Yeah, that's a rough age to start in...any age is a rough age to start in.
The scars can cut deep...
>>740251
How would you define golden fashion?
No.740254
>>740253
I had my quinceñera alone.
>
No... Roberta was there, but she wasn't there. She was clapping but it was like she didn't even realize why or for who.
No.740255
>>740251
What have you got in your hands? Is it quartz?!
No.740256
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>>740252
I hope so, he seems rather nice, unlike my boss, who is also a robot...
No.740257
>>740256
Well, not every robot can be friendly. Just like people. Or, uh... monsters, I guess.
No.740258
>>740253
Ya mean it ain't obvious? You tryin' to pick a fight or something?
>PECS FLEX
It's me! I'm GOLDEN! And 'cause I'm GOLDEN my style's GOLDEN too!
>>740255
But!
>hangs his head
>hands in front
>full of choco coins
They're golden, see? What's the big deal?
No.740259
>>740254
Remind me of my tenth birthday...there were others there. But only one besides me actually walked out alive.
>>740258
I'm not here for a fight, sir.
But yes I guess that is quite obvious now that I think about it
>no it isn't
No.740260
>>740258
>...
>
Say.. those coins... have you been eating them?
No.740261
>>740259
Hell yeah!
>squint
Oi, now that I think about it...you ain't got style, you ain't got grace.
And your face is kinda funny too!
>>740260
Eating them!?
Didja hit your head or somethin', Master? Why would I eat GOLDEN stuff? It'd just make me less GOLDEN!
>...
>[strenuous thinking in progress]
But like, they could make my insides GOLDEN!
No.740263
>>740261
>phew
Thank goodness. But still, where'd you get them all from?
>inspecting the coins
I don't have this many Caster coins.
No.740264
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>Meanwhile, loud music blares from the garage as Char sifts through the salvageable Zaku parts
>Cue 80's robot buildin' montage!!
No.740265
>>740261
What's so funny about my face?
>womanly features
>>740262
Amazingly so.
But, according to others at least, I've turned out better than I was in the past. I hope that maybe the same can happen for you.
No.740266
>>740263
All those babes kept chasin' me, man!
Foxy gave a crapton too, I didn't steal nothin'!
>flicking a coin
Are ya starting a collection?
>>740264
It's a Transformer!
>>740265
Ya got somethin' right here.
>pointing at his nose
No.740267
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>>740264
Eh?
>>740265
I am not so sure.
No.740268
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>>740264
I hear 80's music!
>peeks into the garage
Holy cow! It's... it's...!
>um
I'm not sure what I'm looking at.
>>740266
Yes, well. Kind of. But essentially yes! Berserker Kintoki! I have a mission for you. And great rewards will be bestowed upon you should you choose to accept it!
No.740269
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>>740264
...METAL GEAR?!
>>740266
What do you mean?
>>740267
Don't ever doubt it. I know I did, and I still do...but I must be doing something right.
Mostly.
No.740271
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>740266
>Pops his head out the access hatch with a grin on his face
YEP!!
Movable frame. It'll goes faster in "waverider" mode!
>>740267
>Loud 80's music continues
>>740268
>"Ouch. She almost said it..."
>"So close, but - so far..."
...
>Clears his throat before bellowing the famous last words of Nameless Mook #2
IT'S A GUNDAM!!
No.740272
>>740269
And you said you were not an optimist.
>>740271
He's going to go deaf.
No.740273
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>>740268
Rewards!? Like a boat, or a, a, rocket ship? Or another boat?
>gasp
Master, I want a dinosaur! That's gold!
So whadda I gotta do, huh?
>>740269
Tch, you're supposed to look down!
>>740271
That thing can surf? Cool!
No.740274
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>>740270
Snake do you see that?!
It's a giant bipedal robot! It must mean Metal Gear!
>>740271
...it's not Metal Gear.
>>740272
I'm not an optimist on myself...though I guess that's changing.
>>740273
Oldest trick in the book.
No.740275
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>>740274
It's not Metal Gear.
Now what am I going to do, Raiden. Can you tell me.
No.740276
>>740271
It's a Gundam! Woohoo! But I'm pretty sure Gundams aren't meant to be in lots of pieces!
>>740273
You gotta collect as many of these coins for me, got it? I dunno if the FATE system will let me summon a dinosaur but I'll see what I can do!
No.740277
>>740272
>Shoting over loud giant robot maintenance noises barely drown out by the music
WHAT? SPEAK UP! I'M HAVING TROUBLE HEARING YOU
>Drill whir.sfx
>>740273
Totally!!
>>740274
Nope. Same genre, though. Real robots for the win!
>Continues to build his giant surfing robot
>>740276
>Gets defensive
S..Shut up!! I'm rebuilding it, okay! It's gonna be better! Coated in gold and can turn into an airplane and can surf, ALRIGHT!?!
>Hammering noises inside the robot intensify in frequency and volume
No.740278
>>740274
Some nerd wrote a book?
About my trick!?
That's so not GOLDEN!
>>740276
It's gotta be one of those big ones that eats buildings, and gold!
>uh
I'll go find more girls! Even that little squirt with the knives gave me some.
>>740277
>gold
>gold
MASTER I WANT THAT ROBOT I WANT THAT ROBOT A LOT
No.740279
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>>740274
It seems so.
>>740277
>jeez
>flipping all over the place like a hyperactive ninja and onto Char's shoulders
YOU ARE GOING TO GO DEEEEEAF
>covering her own ears
No.740280
>>740275
Uh...we could always talk, that might be fun.
>notice me senpai
>pls
>>740277
I must say it's impressive.
>>740278
>trying not to facepalm
Yeah, he must've...been a real jerk of a guy.
>>740279
>wow he's actually slightly smiling
>only a little, though
No.740281
>>740280
No.
We're going to destroy that Metal Gear.
No.740282
>>740277
That sounds pretty cool. But I think it would look much better once it's done.
>>740278
Giant robots huh... Well there's someone building a giant robot in the garage... I think I'm getting an idea!
No.740283
>>740280
>that's nice
>ninja meido in progress
>
No.740284
>>740280
I'mma deck him in the schnozz!
>>740282
Is it...is it get a giant robot too?
A better one, with gold and stuff!
No.740285
>>740284
Yes! Yes! Even better, we'll get Niki-chan to build it!
>distant mad professor laughter
No.740286
>>740281
It's not a Metal Gear, Snake!
We don't need to destroy it.
>>740283
...yeah we have a lot in common.
>>740284
He's probably long dead, but feel free to like...knock his skull off.
No.740287
>>740285
It's gotta be huge! And have lasers!
And...and uh, turbo rocket jets and a weapon that beats all other weapons no matter what forever and ever!
And
GOLD
>>740286
Knock his block off?
No.740288
>>740286
>hops down from where Char's at
>her maid dress is like a parachute
>lands neatly on Raiden's shoulders
Eh?
No.740289
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>>740286
Not that Metal Gear.
That Metal Gear.
>points at a wall
>no Metal Gear
No.740290
>>740278
Nuh-uh! It's MY gold robot!
>>740279
Oh. Yeah probably. I can get robot ears tho, it's all good.
How are you today kiddo?
>>740280
Damn right it is!
>>740281
YOU STAY AWAY FROM MY MOBILE GEAR... err... I mean, my Metal Suit... Fuck.
STAY AWAY FROM MY FRIGGEN' SECRET GIANT ROBOT!
No.740291
>>740287
...sure.
Do that.
>>740289
Snake there isn't a Metal Gear here at all.
>>740290
Does it shoot nukes of any kind?
>>740288
You are lot like me...except without the cyborg enhancements.
>So maybe more like...Sam?
>Eh.
That's something else.
No.740292
>>740290
Robot ears?
>
I am... okay, creo.
>>740291
What do you mean?
No.740293
>>740290
>long puff
>like, really long
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh
Nope.
>>740291
Look for meaning behind the words, then decide.
No.740294
>>740290
YOU BIG BOZO
GET DOWN HERE SO I CAN REALLY LAY INTO YA
No.740295
>>740287
Absolutely! So you better get working on those coins, got it? I'm leaving it to you! I'll get Niki-chan to make the robot!
>runs off
No.740296
>>740291
Nah it uses a beam rifle.
>>740292
You don't sound so sure... what's got ya down?
>>740294
Come at me, bro!!
No.740297
>>740295
But that guy's a neeeeeeeeeeeerd!
>>740296
Say that to my face, not on...uh, a big robot, and see what happens!
And gimme all your chocolate, nerd!
No.740298
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>>740292
>off the clothes and jaw skin go
>also the eye
>shhhh don't ask how it works
I'm like a ninja too.
>>740293
>looks at the wall
>must impress senpai
Yeah I think I see it...Metal Gear represents our obstacles. We must leap over our obstacles and overcome the impossible odds. Just as you overcame Metal Gear again and again.
I get it, Snake.
>>740296
Alright it's certainly not classified as a Metal Gear at all.
No.740299
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>>740296
I am thinking of my... situation. My young master may just forget I exist. I am a bargaining chip for miss Balalaika. But, if she kidnapped me then that means I have some worth to her, right...? Then I am not so useless.
>severe self-worth issues and Stockholm Syndrome ahoy, cap'n
I am filled with emotions I do not understand and should not feel.
>>740298
>[screams internally]
...I see.
No.740300
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>>740298
>that sounded super dumb
That sounded super not dumb.
Now look again, kid. How do you jump over a wall with a roof on top.
No.740301
>>740297
>Jumps down
>北斗百式削岩機裂拳[Hokuto Hyaku-Shiki Jackhammer-Crack Fist]
>AHH-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TAAAAA~!!!!
>>740299
>The dust settles
Well, have you considered being a free agent? What's stopping you from leaving?
No.740302
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>>740299
You hide that fear well, but I can still see it.
Now you see why I wore that suit.
>>740300
Like this.
>just straight up leaps straight through the roof
No.740303
>>740301
I can't just leave. I am a captive maid.
>>740302
You look like Roberta should. A terminator.
No.740304
>>740303
Captive??
>Raises an eyebrow
No.740305
>>740301
>Berserker tonka tough
Hey, that was cool!
I mean, not that cool!
>ゴールデン影響 [Golden Impact]
GOLDEN SPARK
>DOOOOORARARARARARARARA!!
No.740306
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>>740302
I think I'm proud of that kid.
No.740307
>>740304
She would help return the head maid, Roberta, back to our master. But I must stay as payment.
I am a hostage.
No.740308
>>740306
>INCOMING
>
>>740303
Exactly.
No.740309
File: 1455261432581.jpg (353.63 KB, 715x504, 715:504, tumblr_mr9gsfnyKr1rqencgo1….jpg)
>>740308
UAHGH
>[G A M E O V E R]
No.740310
>>740307
Hm...
How do you feel about that...?
>Blinks
>WHAM!! >>740305
>Goes flying through the wall
No.740311
>>740308
I do not know. Part of me does not like it, but...
>and then Char went flying
>panicky: yes
>>740308
I...
>don't cry minimaid
No.740312
>>740310
Hell yeah!
>...
>calls after
HEY, YOU FORGOT TO GIVE ME A COIN
No.740313
>>740309
SNAKE?!
SNAKE!
DON'T DIE ON ME, SNAKE!
>>740311
Ahh don't try to sugarcoat it--
>sees Char go flying
HOLY SHIT
No.740314
>>740311
>From beyond the wall:
I'M OKAY~!!
>>740312
>Bursts another hole through the wall right next to the exit hole sending a cloud of dust flying inward
>Cyborg stronk!
CHARYUKEN!!!
No.740315
File: 1455261816799.png (120.59 KB, 593x505, 593:505, tumblr_n4moiwNd0X1s3vgd9o1….png)
>>740313
>slap
Save states, boy.
No.740316
>>740313
Is he alrig-
>>740314
Please do not frighten me like that...
No.740317
File: 1455261943164.png (630.98 KB, 500x709, 500:709, tumblr_inline_o022icAHqK1s….png)
>>740314
>!!
>uppercut delivered!
>bites his cigarette in half
WHOAAAAAAAAAA!
>sent flying into a convenient pile of flour bags
No.740318
>>740315
...oh, right.
Sorry, Snake.
>>740316
The people here are surprisingly durable.
No.740319
>>740318
I'm sorry, that was mean.
Do you wanna kill the Metal Gear?
I think you do, I think you wanna kill the Metal Gear.
No.740320
>>740317
>Doesn't wait for him to get up
CHARDOUKEN!!
>PEW!!!
And STAY down.
>>740316
Sorry 'bout that...
Hostage... For how long? What is this ransom for?
No.740321
>>740320
>and he's up again
>magic berserker
>never stops going
THAT'S
COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT!
>tackles
No.740322
>>740318
I have begun to notice.
>>740320
No se.
>frown
She offered my master full cooperation in returning Roberta. I am payment.
...I do not think she will let me go.
No.740323
>>740319
Maybe I do...
>>740322
It's a recurring thing.
Not sure why, but it just is.
No.740324
>>740323
Raaaaaaaaideeeeeeeen.
No.740325
>>740321
SIMILAR-TO-BUT-LEGALLY-DISCTINCT-FROM-HURRICANE-KICK-SPINAROONIE!!
>>740322
...Want me to beat her up for you??
Did they ever say a cash value? I'm rich - i could just buy you from her unless she's got some specific need for you I guess...
No.740326
>>740325
GAH, I'LL SHOW YOU!
TRUE PIMP BALLER OF MOUNT ASHIGARA
RAP POSE!
RAP POSE!
VIDEO POSE!
No.740327
>>740323
I know many durable people.
>>740325
Yo no se. You will have to ask her yourself.
No.740328
>>740324
>sword shaking in his hands
I want to destroy that Metal Gear...
>>740327
As do I.
It's a recurring thing for me.
No.740329
>>740328
What's that? I can't heaaaaaaaaaaaaar youuuuuuuuuuuu
I don't think you really do want to destroy the Metal Gear
No.740330
>>740326
>Poses
RUSH!!
>The ghost of his dead Zaku comes out and throws a punch-ghost-punch
>>740327
Ah. Who is "She?"
No.740331
>>740328
We really are alike.
>>740330
Miss Balalaika. She is... not here right now.
>polite bow
I am sorry. Lo siento mucho.
No.740332
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>>740330
'UAAAAAGHHHH!!
I'M ALL FIRED UP!
>punch connects
>sent flying
LOOKS LIKE KINTOKI'S BLASTIN' OFF AGAIN!
>ding
No.740333
>>740329
I WANT TO DESTROY THE METAL GEAR, SNAKE!
>>740331
Hopefully you won't have to end up looking like this.
No.740334
>>740333
>facecamo off
Ok enough of that stupid disguise because IT'S TIME TO DESTROY THAT METAL GEAR
No.740335
>>740331
No worries.
We'll get your freedom soon.
What's the first thing you'd do if you could do anything?
>>740332
whew~
>Dusts himself off
No.740336
>>740333
I won't.
>>740335
Freedom?
>she doesn't know what that is
Libertad... I never had that before. I just want someone to want me.
I have always just been "the temporary replacement" to be thrown away.
I do not want to be tossed aside anymore.
No.740337
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No.740338
>>740334
>sword : unsheathed
Let's go!
>>740336
Good. No more people should have to go through with this.
No.740339
>>740338
I already rigged it with explosives in a previous cutscene that you didn't know about! YEAH!
LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>runs off
No.740340
>>740336
>Spacenoid frown
>gravity pulls on his heartstrings
>"I just want someone to want me."
Don't we all.... >>740337 ???
No.740341
>>740337
Miss Balalaika?
>uh
I-I was not complaining!
>>740338
I am... sorry it happened to you.
>>740340
You understand?
No.740343
>>740341
>Nods
>Give minimaid a hug
No.740344
>>740340
>uh
>stuffs a hanky away
Nothing to see here.
>>740341
>noting Char
Oh?
No.740345
>>740341
Don't be, it's not so bad...
Now my partner and I need to destroy this METAL GEAR.
>>740339
>THE UNENLIGHTENED MASSES
>THEY CANNOT MAKE THE JUDGEMENT CALL
HRAAAAAAGH--
>record scratch
Wait you did?
Awww...
>holsters sword
>deep sigh
>walks away with Snake
No.740346
>>740343
>!
>don't cry minimaid
>don't
...
>oh she's cryin'
Why does nobody want me?
>>740344
>[bawling goes here]
No.740347
>>740346
>crying kids
>my one weakness
...
>brave front, Bala
>brave front
No.740348
>>740346
>Crying now too
>Sucker for sob stories
I want you!!!
>>740344
>>740347
How much for the maid in the window?
No.740349
>>740347
>[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA]
I-I am sorry... to see me like this must be a disgrace.
>sniffle
>>740348
>all choked up
>trying to calm down
No.740350
>>740348
Not for sale.
>>740349
>stop
>stop that right now
>...
>here have a lollipop
You and I are going to talk later.
No.740351
>>740350
NONSENSE!
>Suitcase of gold bullion from out of his back pocket.
>Slams it on the table
>It clicks open
>So shiny!!
No.740352
>>740350
>she's only ever seen Garcia eat candy
I... can have this?
>dumbfounded
No.740353
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>>740351
>oh dear that's a lot of money
Mm...
>wipes drool away
I don't make it a point to accept so much money without the trust of coercion.
>>740352
>aaaaaaaaaaaa
Yes, dear. It's why I gave it to you, isn't it.
No.740354
>>740353
>
>this is probably the happiest face she's made in anyone's presence
No.740355
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>>740353
>Only half understood what she said
I see you're a stiff bargainer - I can respect that.
>Second suitcase from his front pocket this time
>It slams on the table and opens to reveal an amount of gold bars that should far exceed the theoretical carrying capacity of the case
No.740356
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>>740354
>stupid feelings
>this is all Two Hands' fault
>putting this weakness in my head
>>740355
>clutching her heart
>inner greed demons duking it out
>I'm going to have anxiety
...What's she to you.
No.740357
>>740356
>that candy is gone
>and she's just noticed the gold
>and Bala even resisting that is ridiculous
Y-you... for me?
>understanding: absolutely not
I...
>tearing up again for different reasons
No.740358
>>740356
Someone caught up in a hopeless situation that I have the disposable income to help.
No.740359
>>740357
>guh
It might do you well to remember that I'm not Two Hands.
Money is only a means to power, not power outright.
>...
I know what I'm doing.
>>740358
Then why are you giving the cash to me, you idiot.
A single gold bar to her and she could buy a cab from here to Mars if she wanted.
No.740360
>>740359
She told me you own her...
No.740361
>>740359
She told me you own her...
No.740362
>>740359
...
>git hugged
I did not know I was worth anything more than a bargaining chip.
>>740361
I am just as confused, but... I think I know my place.
No.740363
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>>740361
What's ownership to a capitalist.
It's all a series of hierarchies, same as communism.
>Bala that didn't make any sense
No deal.
>>740362
>juds fug id all ub
We'll...see.
>uh
>headpat
No.740364
>>740362
Well as long as you're happy now, then alright.
>>740363
That didn't make sense.
>Suitcases disappear
>No more shiny
Well I'm exhausted. Y'all have a good night!
No.740365
>>740363
>wot's dis
Are head touches good?
>>740364
Thank you, mister Aznable.
No.740366
>>740364
...
>staring after the gold
>AND IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
>WILL ALWAYS
>LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
What the hell am I doing.
>>740365
Now you're just being willfully obtuse.
>guh
It's a matter of course for me to refuse strange men from space, it's nothing monumental.
No.740368
>>740366
>tiny frown
All I know is what I do: cook, clean and kill.
I am sorry.
No.740369
>>740367
When will the hurting stop.
>>740368
Let's not get started on the apologies, I'm not nearly drunk enough at the moment.
Why don't I hear what you have to say first.
>
Tea would be nice.
No.740370
>>740369
I bought jam and honey.
>darts off and returns while the water boils
What I have to say...?
No.740371
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>>740370
It's always something with you types.
>guh
Since you don't think like you know, I'll tell you instead.
>fishing a new cigar out
You want to be thankful, but you're not entirely sure what that means, especially when the subject of such a feeling happens to be an antagonistic stranger.
Thank yous don't have much room to work in my line of business, as I'm sure you witnessed in Roanapur.
No.740372
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>>740371
>blink
>
>what do I say
>fidgeting with the wrist mechanism for quickdrawing her MAG-7s
...
>eye contact: no
No.740373
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>>740372
That's about what I figured.
>puff
I'll tell you now I didn't plan on this sort of end spiraling out of control like it did. I wanted the glasses bitch dead at all costs. Anything that came before or between that was negligible.
>...
Do you want pancakes.
No.740374
>>740373
>eyes light up
>but why is she asking what I want
>I am the maid
...Yes please.
>
I will make them.
No.740375
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>meanwhile in the kitchen
>notices the unattended kettle and tea
>takes a sniff and taste
Hm. Not bad.
>pinches a couple of leaves
No.740376
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>>740374
>uh
Knock yourself out.
>tfw don't know how to make 'cakes
>it's something, at least
>>740375
>somebody's in the kitchen with Dina-wait
>[Spetsnaz training goes here]
>elapsed turnaround time: .8 seconds
>
What have we here.
No.740377
>>740375
>?
Is someone there?
>minimaid a fast
What are you doing?
>>740376
But that would hurt.
No.740378
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>>740376
What does it look like?
>>740377
Your tea leaves are of a good quality.
No.740379
>>740377
>this kid
Forgetting the tea?
>>740378
I'll let the intruder do that himself. Frankly it seems like a waste of effort otherwise.
No.740380
>>740378
>uh
>blink
I found the container hidden away. Olía bien.
>>740379
I am here with it.
>while making thick as fuck pancakes
No.740381
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>>740379
>eyebrow raised
I wasn't aware that it was possible to intrude upon a public place.
>>740380
So they're not yours?
>hm
No.740382
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>>740380
>those
>look good
It seems I made the beneficial decision after all.
>>740381
Then you're not arguing it?
No.740383
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>>740381
>shakes her head
The leaves of my home country do not grow here. Is expensive.
>>740382
You like?
No.740384
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>>740382
If using everyone's kitchen is considered intruding, then it would seem so.
>>740383
And what leaves would they be?
No.740385
>>740383
да.
>syrup bottle out of nowhere
I'm not as hungry as I first thought, you'll have to do the rest.
>>740384
A little repetitive, but you certainly have more wit than most of the others of your kind.
And I wonder why you're off alone.
No.740386
>>740384
Coca. We make yerba mate with it.
>Colombians and cocaine man
>make drugs out of the plant and tea from the leaves
>>740385
Really?
>hope in those eyes
No.740387
>>740385
Contrary to what that blue Lancer might have led you to believe, being alone is natural for a servant.
>rooting through the cupboards
That and I left some teaware here.
>>740386
>...
I like to think that I have quite a collection, but that's a bit much unfortunately.
No.740388
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>>740386
>cut it out already
Maybe just one.
>fork produced
>spears a fat cake
>om 2 nom
...
>looks at her watch
54 seconds.
>yes this is good this will work
>>740387
I like to think I've had my fair share of interactions with them, that idiot aside. Outliers are such because they're always so woefully easy to spot.
>uh
Or something like that.
Tea?
No.740389
>>740387
It is okay... I would be surprised if you had some.
>>740388
A minute to eat?
No.740390
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>>740388
A present that I had stashed away here for the night.
>aha
>grabs a cup
>inspects the bottom
>stashes it away
Us Servants do enjoy vices too.
>>740389
I have the means to get them, but unfortunately no reason to keep them.
>looks her up and down
Starting young, huh?
No.740391
>>740389
>pauses with the fork at her mouth
A minute to make these pancakes.
These warm, fluffy pancakes.
>mental note, find coca leaves
>>740390
A man concerned with tea, and a modern man at that.
Or at least what passes for one around here.
They still don't know how to make a genuine Russian cup, do they.
No.740392
>>740390
Starting what? I have been a maid for three years now.
>>740391
>blink
You timed me?
>hamster meido go
>swollen pancake cheeks
No.740393
>>740391
>trace on
Something like this?
>>740392
>?
Three... I think I've misjudged your age.
No.740394
>>740392
>cute
>c u t e
It helps instill discipline in the men.
I'll be expecting you to be able to live up to the same average.
>>740393
>
>
>
>this
>guy
Almost, but really that just tells me the kind of representation we of the cold Urals get in the art of tea.
No.740395
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>>740393
I have fifteen years.
>>740394
I can do that.
>nod
No.740396
>>740394
I hardly go up to the biting north, let alone find time to sample their selection of what I assume must be tea as bitter as the cold. If you could find me a cup I'll be sure to add it to the collection.
>>740395
A maid at fifteen years... Normally teenagers have bigger dreams.
No.740397
>>740395
If only it were so easy with the rest.
>plops a Hotel Moscow beret on her head
>>740396
Observe.
>bustles into the kitchen
>recycles the already boiling water for green tea
>wedge of lemon here
>dollop of jam there
>and just a little bit of rum squirted in
>tosses a sugar cube on the side for good measure
Proxnost.
No.740398
>>740396
It was not my dream. I was picked by the Lovelace family to be their second maid.
>mafia, son
>ninja meido
>>740397
>blink
>feeling the beret
I already wear a bun.
>takes the bun off
>and removes a solid bar of iron from the bun
>puts it under the beret
No.740399
>>740397
Resourceful.
>sip
And the taste isn't terrible either.
>>740398
In that case I'm truly sorry. Though you don't seem entirely unhappy.
No.740400
>>740398
It's a wonder how you don't have as much brain damage as Two Hands.
>appraising
>appraising
>nicks the beret
It's not a good fit.
>sticks a HM pin in her collar instead
>satisfied nodding
>>740399
A shame, since you're not drinking it correctly.
>holding a sugar cube between her teeth
Li' 'ith.
>ssssssssip
No.740401
>>740399
I have traded hands for the last time. That alone makes me happy.
>>740400
>blink
I was trained by Roberta.
>
I am not as... durable as she is. But I am still tough!
No.740402
>>740400
>wat
That seems a little... unnecessary.
>>740401
It's rare to see someone so young be so satisfied.
>small smile
No.740403
>>740401
Why do you think I gave it to you?
>sick Han Solo tier bantz XxOoxXx MLG
A beret might fall off, obscure your vision.
But it's also best not to rely on the quick healing properties of being a child. Bones can only mend so many times.
>traded hands for the last time
We'll be leaving soon, Fabiola.
>>740402
There's most likely some ancient motivation for it but I don't really care much for it.
It lets me keep track of my sugar intake in easily controlled squares, sue me.
No.740404
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>>740402
I just want to stop being thrown away.
So I'll do my best.
>using her China Lake as a balance
>>740403
Yes, mistress.
>puts the bar of iron back into her bun
>and bun covered
No.740405
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>>740403
>...
>attempts to do the same
Hkkt-
>choking on the cube
>coughs it up
>>740404
Is... that safe?
>no wait
Before that, mind if I took a look at it?
No.740406
>>740404
>mistress
>jeez
Hmm.
>>740405
>pfft
In due time.
Let me know if you find any Russian Servants, it's for my own curiosity.
>swishes out
No.740407
>>740405
>shakes her head
I am leaving soon, lo siento.
>>740406
>trailing after Bala
No.740408
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>>740406
>rubbing his throat
Russian, huh.
>>740407
Shame.
>already traced
Goodbye, little maid.
>now let's see if I can't pinch the rest of those leaves
No.740409
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>Tossing and turning in the bed.
A-Archer?
No.740410
Just button the shirt, Roma.
>
...Your chest is too much for this.