No.740412
RRRRROOOOOMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
No.740414
>>740409
>peeks in
Hm?
>>740410
>those are some big guys
No.740415
>>740412
Whoa, jeez, okay just calm down man.
No.740416
>>740412
...And you destroyed the shirt.
>scooping up the fabric
What a shame.
>>740414
Archer...
No.740417
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>>740414
>Yawn
You don't have to be so shy, it's not like its a big surprise anymore.
>How did I end up wearing this nightgown? Last I remember..
>Blushes
>He probably traced it on
Where is the rest of my attire?
>Covering herself with the covers
No.740418
>>740415
FELLOW ROMAN
DO YOU REQUIRE SHADE? DO ROMA'S BRANCHES NOT EXTEND FAR ENOUGH TO SHELTER YOU?
THAT SIMPLY CANNOT BE MADE TO PASS. PREPARE THE CHARIOTS
>>740416
FORGIVENESS, ROMAN. I DID NOT MEAN TO HARM A SHIRT YOU CRAFTED SO LOVINGLY FOR ME.
IT JUST COULD NOT CONTAIN ROMA'S INFINITE BULK
No.740419
File: 1455273561224.png (283.75 KB, 638x626, 319:313, c6496ea666b4a85470c808d611….png)
>>740416
Yes?
>>740417
>pulls out a folded outfit
You shouldn't strip anywhere you please.
No.740420
File: 1455273628724.png (745.72 KB, 780x1053, 20:27, 7145746a637bad8a5be72be233….png)
>>740418
Berserker was right. You do look like a pillar man.
No.740421
>>740418
>it's Papa Roma
>tfw can't be mad
It is... forgiven. Do take care of that scarf I knitted, at least.
>>740419
Your Master put on quite the show. Almost as brazen as Saber's.
No.740422
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>>740419
I was in the bedroom.. are you ashamed of my body?
>Dick
>Spots the tea
For me?
No.740423
>>740420
YES, YES!!
FOR IS NOT ROMA THE PILLAR UPON WHICH HIS BELOVED DESCENDANTS REST, AS WELL AS THE WORLD?
I HAVE ALSO BEEN PRACTICING.
>ahem
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUhVCoTsBaM
>>740421
YOU MEAN THE SACRED LIFEBLOOD OF ROME?
IT IS FOLDED NEATLY, IN THE ROMAN STYLE.
AND ALSO STAINED WITH BLOOD, IN THE ROMAN STYLE.
No.740424
>>740423
>
I can't help it, the scent of blood is dizzyingly pleasurable to me.
No.740425
>>740421
Show? What kind of show?
>>740422
Not embarrassed...
>hands over a cup of tea
No.740426
>>740425
>Takes the cup
>!
>I sense several servants.. maybe a master as well..
>Suspicious but still very dreamy eyed sleepy look
Will you close the door while a change?
>FINALLY I CAN USE THIS PICTURE!! IVE BEEN WAITING FOR MONTHS!!
No.740428
>>740425
>smug Vlad time
Must I recount the night's events? It all began with screams of "yes, one million times yes" and much disrobing in the face of everyone.
I daresay even Saber's Master at least saves the exposure of bare flesh to a moment behind closed doors.
>>740427
Wh-
>well
>can't say no to free blood
>double down on ROMA AB
No.740429
>>740423
Holy moly and I thought Kintoki was wild...
No.740430
>>740428
ROMAN, I MUST AWAY. OTHER ROMANS NEED ME
>polevaults the fuqq outta there
No.740431
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>>740426
Of course.
>walks out and closes the door behind him
>>740428
>redder than his jacket
I... I uh...
>hm
>uh
>this
>this wasn't a part of the plan
No.740432
>>740430
Say hello to Nero for me, please.
>waves Romulus off
>>740431
You should take some initiative and get her to realize she's given into primal rutting instinct.
What sort of Servant lets their Master embarrass themselves like that.
>is he mocking, scolding, or giving advice
>who knows
No.740433
>did someone say Beowulf
>because I am most certainly not him
No.740434
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>>740431
>Walks out
Goodmorning Archer.
>Leans in for a kiss..
>Pauses
>Oh.. it's toothpicks. I knew a sensed something bitter and angry.
>Kiss you on the cheek
>>740432
>Turns
Goodmorning to you as well Vlad.
No.740435
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>>740432
>sounds like all three
>possibly even a fourth
I'll keep that in mind.
>>740434
>returns the favour on the forehead
Try not to pick a fight too early in the morning.
No.740437
>>740433
Nn?
>squint
>>740434
Good evening, Master of Archer.
>for once Vlad is in a good mood
>>740435
Young love. It almost brings warmth to my cold, dead heart.
No.740438
>>740436
>cool
>calm like the swamp
>yeah, dig it
No.740439
>>740438
>oh no he's hot
Um...
No.740440
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>>740435
I am not trying to pick a fight.
>Forwn turns into a smile
.. but very well, I'll adhere to your requests.
>Grabs ahold of your arm
>>740437
Is it evening? I must of slept throughout the entire day.
>Pulls out a handkerchief
You have just a little blood on the side of your mouth.. I would get it but I am concerned we are not as well acquainted for such a gesture.
No.740441
>>740437
>Not Beowulf intensifies
Pttt.
>>740439
Need something, missy
>NOT
>BEOWULF
No.740442
>>740437
Aren't we poetic this fine evening.
>>740440
>what's this warm fuzzy feeling
>smiling despite himself
I'll have to thank you with some food then.
No.740443
>>740441
Are you... You look... kind of... Have I seen you before?
No.740444
>>740440
>try the whole mouth
I can take care of myself.
>the blood's just heading into his mouth like a reverse flow
>shit's unnerving
>clean as a whistle
>>740441
You look familiar... we've met, haven't we.
>>740442
Having fresh blood is always something nice.
No.740445
>>740443
>cwéad
No, but maybe I've seen you.
Which I haven't.
>>740444
I'm not Beowulf.
No.740446
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>>740442
Absolutely, I won't shy away from any breakfast..
Uh,
dinner? I believe it to be night time now. So what were you doing out?
>>740444
>That.. that is. Wow. I wish to be er see that again.
I'm actually about to infuse my jewels with some of my blood.. I believe I'll have leftovers if you wish to take some..
>This is Tohsaka awkwardly trying to make nice.
No.740447
>>740445
Or maybe you have seen me, in which can I might have seen you. Anyway, my memory isn't so good.
>inhale
NIKI-CHAAAN!
>pops out of the garage
>covered in soot and oil
>"What, I'm busy with what you asked me to- Who on earth is that familiar looking man?"
No.740448
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>>740444
I can make a good tea, but unfortunately nothing as... niche as a blood drink.
>>740446
It's still best to eat something light when you wake up. I came out to brew some tea for you when you woke up.
>That and I left the proposal cup out here, but she doesn't need to know that.
No.740449
>>740445
>
>oh, I see
>playing along
Very well then, young man. If you by chance happen upon Beowulf, tell him that Lancelot has taken over his pillow.
If you see him, of course.
>>740446
I've had my fill from Romulus. No need to overstimulate my appetite.
>>740448
Don't concern yourself with me, Archer. I'm quite self-sufficient. Not all rulers are pampered fools waited on hand and foot.
No.740450
>>740447
...Not Beowulf.
>glasses fall off
Who's the fruit?
>>740449
Guy's looking for some rough action, huh?
>...
Yeah whatever.
No.740451
>>740450
Oh, mister, your glasses fell off.
>holds them up
>"Master, I'm quite sure that it's Beowulf."
Impossible! Beowulf doesn't wear glasses! And besides, this guy just said he wasn't Beowulf. I think people would know best who they are, Niki-chan.
>"Master-"
He's wearing a shirt! We both know Beowulf doesn't wear a shirt! Be nice already.
>"Ugh."
No.740452
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>>740448
I'll start with more tea, and some eggs florentine.
>Admiring the ring on her finger
>I can't wait to till Sakura.
>Yawn
>Goes back into the bedroom and comes out with her bag
>Pulls out a 60mL syringe, and a butterfly catheter.
>Look at you
What?
>>740449
Romulus? I haven't met him yet. There's ALOT of people I haven't met yet. Which reminds me.. actually, I'll ask you about it in private. I have a question to ask of you.
No.740453
>>740449
>Arthuria comes to mind
Force of habit. I didn't mean to belittle you.
>>740452
>blink blink
What on earth are you going to use those for?
No.740454
>>740450
And we were doing so well.
>
Currently the Knight of the Lake is the size of a small dog. With the behavior of one.
Do try not to get chewed on.
>>740452
He was just here. The loud one, red eyes and black sclera. Shouting about Romans.
>
If this is about your betrothal to Archer you may want to hold your breath. My idea of a public event is a mass impalement, not a wedding.
>
I never had one myself... maybe I will attend.
Hmm.
>>740453
Understandable.
>eyeing Rin's "toys"
Usually you would be the one saying "we who are about to die salute you" but that Australian rock band has it the other way. So here I go.
>ahem
"To those about to be violated, I salute you."
No.740455
>>740451
>shirt just kind of
>springs off
>dozens of staples go with it
Aw hell.
Good thing I thought ahead and wrote "Not Beowulf" on my chest
>...
Crap.
>>740454
Stompin' size.
No.740456
>>740455
>gasp
It's Beowulf! Niki, Niki look it's Beowulf!
>"I can see that."
Are you really Beowulf?!
No.740457
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>>740453
My blood isn't going to suck itself out. It's the middle of the month, and I need to pull some magic away from me before it becomes stale. It's nothing you haven't seen before, don't look so spooked.
>Lifts an eyebrow
Weren't you about to do something? Something of the breakfast variety?
>>740454
Oh yes I did hear someone boasting about Romans. What a peculiar servant, but he seems very noble.
>Laying out the syringe
>Betrothal, heh. Everyone one you is so old timey.
Well I was going to ask you, since you seem to have good taste, if you would help Archer find some new wardrobes. If he goes with Lancer, he'll come back in tights or even worse, and if he goes with Gilgamesh he will come back drunk. You seem to have a better understanding of class then most of the rest out there.
No.740458
>>740456
>shrugs
Guess the jig's up.
>ahem
I am ripper...tearer....slasher....gouger.
I am the teeth in the darkness, the talons in the night.
Mine is strength, and lust, and power.
I am Beowulf.
>leans in
And also not available.
>darts off
No.740459
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>>740454
I don't like where this is going.
>>740457
Right... I was jumping to conclusions.
>eggs florentine coming riiiight up
No.740460
>>740458
What was that about.
>"I haven't the foggiest. Now if you'll excuse me I've got a giant robot to finish examining."
Have fun! I'll get us some snacks!
No.740461
>>740457
Dressing your Servant, eh. It could prove amusing.
>>740459
>measuring tape made of itty bitty baby Kazikli Bei spears coming up
Do try not to move too much.
No.740462
>>740459
Conclusions? Well if you make me wait any longer this might end up inside you..
>Smug Rin is Smug
Archer your shirt.
>>740461
He needs a new sense of..
>Looks at bare chested Archer
You see what I mean. In related news, yes it would be an honor if you would join us for the ceremony. It might not end in a implalement, but there will be plenty of wine and food.
No.740463
>>740461
What the hell?
>>740462
What frightening retribution...
>serves up her tea and eggs
No.740464
>>740462
>shakes his head
He needs more help than I thought.
>>740463
If I am to dress you for the most momentous day of your unlife, it will be done properly. Everything is to be fitted.
>
If you move and one of these prick you, you will feel pain equal to your every act of injustice, doubled.
And I know how much self-loathing you have. Not something you'd want to experience.
No.740465
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>>740463
Wonderful.
>Sip
So anyway you could show teach me how to trace? I wanna be able to use Rho Aias in case anything comes up.
>>740464
He's been hanging out with Lancer too much, and as expected with hanging out with such a person, he's lost some dignity.
No.740466
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>>740464
Am I being tortured in the Iron Lady?
>>740465
Teaching you how to trace is one thing. Using Rho Aias is on an entirely different level. Besides, you won't need it with me around.
No.740467
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>>740465
Don't be too hard on the blue Lancer. He has had a particularly rough time.
>>740466
If only Carmilla was here...
>finishing up
I'll knit a few things for you to try. They'll be ready tomorrow.
>sits down
>
No.740468
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>>740466
>Glare
>Tempted to push you into the thorns
>Tough love is best love my dear
Are you saying I can't learn to do it? Are you doubting my power as a mage Archer?
>>740467
Really? In what way would that be so?
No.740469
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>>740468
>entirely absorbed in knitting
>this is what he does in his spare time
No.740470
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>>740467
I've already met Bathory and I'd prefer to stay far away from her as possible.
>>740468
In essence, yes. Simply because Rho Aias can't be used by a human without said human suffering huge amounts of damage. Blocking Gae Bolg resulted my unable to use my entire right arm. No telling what kind of damage you would incur. I can teach you enough to repair basic items and perform maintenance on household appliances, but no more. On top of that, I no longer possess the original Rho Aias.
No.740471
>>740469
>!
>He's so concentrated. I wouldn't ever expect him to be so, domestic.
Vlad I have to bid you farewell for now. Enjoy the rest of your evening and I'm in your debt for this.
>>740470
>Finished her breakfast
This would be a conversation for later today.
>Looking at Vlad
>Pointing at Vlad discreetly
I have to get ready to meet Sakura.
>Kisses cheek
I'll text you when I'm finished and we can go grab lunch somewhere
>Heads for the restroom to shower
>>740470
No.740472
File: 1455280172513.jpg (118.8 KB, 824x665, 824:665, 7223529ebbcc2e7b1326fd7ff2….jpg)
>>740470
Not Bathory. Her older self. More like me.
I've taken a fancy to her.
>
Where's that housewife Caster... as per our agreement she should be assisting me with this.
>>740471
I will collect on this debt.
No.740473
>>740471
Understood.
>sad to see you go but good to watch you leave
>dat butt
>>740472
That witch? You've met with her?
No.740474
>>740473
I have. She agreed to assist me when it comes to making clothing for a portion of the leylines of this place.
And for her sake she had best make good on that agreement. I impaled the noblemen of my beautiful Wallachia for not doing their jobs.
No.740475
>>740474
I've no idea how to go about contacting her, so I can't help at any rate.
>messaging on his phone
I've got to meet up with Lancer while Rin is busy. Maybe shout "Jason" or "Soichirou-sama" really loudly.
No.740476
>>740475
Mm... her Master is me, reincarnated. Maybe through resonance I can bring her around.
>
I will see you tomorrow to fit your suit.
No.740477
File: 1455281467386.jpg (183.6 KB, 480x591, 160:197, 8fcdea779bf6ee9ae40581266d….jpg)
>>740476
Good luck.
>spiritmoooooddeee
No.740478
>>740477
Mm...
...
>vampgramp: nodded off
No.740479
File: 1455286069444.jpg (83.32 KB, 500x472, 125:118, tumblr_m6hzfk46SD1rtbcayo1….jpg)
>jotting down notes
Mmmhmm.
Hmmm...yeah hmmm. Ohhhh that's a good one.
>scribble scribble
Niiiiiiiiice.
No.740480
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>>740479
>munching on toast
Watcha got there?
No.740481
>>740480
Those Pagans really did inspire me by setting me on fire.
I now know the pain of what it's like to be on fire...I can write a song about it!
No.740482
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>>740481
Writing a song about being on fire? I didn't realise it was such an inspirational thing.
No.740483
>>740482
Well fire is pretty metal, y'know.
No.740484
>>740483
I can't exactly argue with that. You have a band?
No.740485
>>740484
Yes! It's composed of Big Band and the Predator!
We're bringing heavy metal back, as Eddie the Head would've wanted it.
No.740486
>>740485
And you're on vocals? Oh man I wanna see how this goes.
No.740487
>>740486
Of course! And the best part of it all is...I can be my own mascot! Imagine me beginning out normal and slowly fading into Anti-Venom as the show goes on!
This is a face that screams METAL!
>
No.740488
WHO THE FUCK LET A GIRAFFE IN HERE?!
No.740489
>>740488
NUOOOOH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOD
No.740490
>>740489
>deep breaths, Moonman
Eddie, be honest with me here. Did you and Carnage break into a zoo again? Because that's just about the only explanation I can think of for why THERE'S A GODDAMN GIRAFFE IN THE BUILDING!
No.740491
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>>740490
Hey man, I've been busy with metal and other things! I ain't got time to break into zoos!
Holy shit though, what the fuck?!
No.740492
>>740491
Y'know, I can't tell if I've started hearing voices in my head again, or if I've just got that many questions on my mind right now.
>the giraffe has acquired sunglasses
>MOTHER OF GOD IT'S LEARNING
No.740493
>>740492
>
I'm just...ARE THOSE SUNGLASSES?!
No.740494
>>740493
How did it... how did it even put those on?!
No.740495
>>740494
What makes you think I know?!
Of all the weird shit I've been up to recently, this is freaking me out more.
No.740496
>>740495
>
>THE GIRAFFE HAS DISCOVERED MEMES
>AAAAAAAAAAA
No.740497
>>740496
WHAT?!
DAMN GIRAFFES.
GET OUTTA HERE! SHOO! SHOO!
No.740498
>>740497
>the giraffe breaks through the wall
>[AIRHORNS INTENSIFY]
>it runs off at super-speed
>GOTTA GO FAST
>XxMLGiraffe420xX has left the server
...Let's agree to never talk about this again.
No.740499
>>740498
>
Agreed.
I think I'll be seeing that giraffe in my nightmares.
No.740500
>>740499
Same here. It's times like these where I'm actually thankful that I have trouble sleeping.
No.740501
>>740500
Maybe the giraffe could be the subject of one of my songs...
No.740502
File: 1455292252928.png (898.38 KB, 760x773, 760:773, Codenames are gangster as ….png)
>>740501
You're going to write a song about a giraffe possessed by internet memes?
No.740503
>>740502
Memes, Satan, what's the difference?
No.740504
>>740503
One's irritating and the other one plays piano.
No.740505
>walks in through the giraffe shaped hole in the wall
Did I just see what I thought I saw? Also, sorry about running off before, Mr. Cure. I got an urgent call.
No.740506
File: 1455292549111.jpg (30.06 KB, 236x457, 236:457, 3c05950f6c6e19a72412c7660c….jpg)
>>740504
What's the difference?
>BA DUM TSS
>>740505
...don't ask.
No.740507
>>740505
>looking at the hole in the wall
...Just for the record, that wasn't my fault.
>>740506
>[LAUGH TRACK]
...Greaaat. This again.
No.740508
>>740506
I thought I heard airhorns.
>>740507
>sniffsniff
Have you been smoking weed in here?
No.740509
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>>740507
Just ignore it and it'll go away.
>>740508
YOU HEARD NOTHING--
WEED?!
WHO'S BEEN DOING THE WACKY TOBACCY?!
No.740510
>>740508
Seeing as Snoop Dogg hasn't shown up? No, I haven't.
>>740509
It's not that easy to ignore.
>[LAUGH TRACK]
No.740511
>>740509
That's what I'm asking!
>>740510
Right, I'll pretend it's not here then.
>watching the hole close up
How the hell did you fit a giraffe in here...
No.740512
>>740510
Really? I thought you heard voices all the time!
>[LAUGH TRACK]
I kinda like this. Makes me feel funnier than what I actually am.
I appreciate it.
>[AWWWWWWW]
>>740511
Nobody here will be doin' drugs!
Drugs are for mugs!
No.740513
>>740511
I didn't. It was here when I showed up.
>>740512
I do. Doesn't mean I like it.
>[LAUGH TRACK]
No.740514
>>740512
Don't look at me! I'm off that stuff!
>>740513
This place is too weird for me sometimes.
No.740515
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>>740513
Well y'better get used to it!
Unless we find out the source...
>>740514
Were you ever on that stuff?!
No.740516
File: 1455293755538.jpg (92.43 KB, 600x561, 200:187, 1271087-430953_deadpool_gl….jpg)
Movies out, reviews are in and money is made.
Time to take off that movie suit and breath a little
No.740517
>>740514
>shrugs
I've seen weirder. Playing hero desensitizes you to a lot of things.
>>740515
It's Snoop, Eddie. It was always Snoop.
>>740516
Enjoy it while you can, Wade. You won't be able to breathe once you go outside and people start swarming you for autographs.
No.740518
File: 1455294039793.jpg (206.89 KB, 700x649, 700:649, deadpool_50_by_reillybrown.jpg)
>>740517
Hm good point. People still run from gunfire sounds right?
No.740519
>>740515
I tried it once, centuries ago.
>>740517
You'd think being a spirit for centuries would desensitize me, but it really doesn't.
No.740520
>>740516
I remember when I had to wear my movie suit...
>shudders
Pure awfulness.
>>740517
Snoop is the source of the laughtrack?!
>>740519
>gasp
Well at least you had the smarts to quit!
No.740521
>>740518
Yeah. Just make sure you're shooting blanks. Murdering fans is a quick way to make sure you don't get a sequel.
>>740519
I can understand why. The world's crazier now than it ever was before.
>>740520
I dunno, probably. He can pretty much do whatever he wants. Maybe he can tap into the Power Cosmic like the Silver Surfer.
No.740522
>>740520
Say no to drugs!
>>740521
You won't believe the things I've seen...
No.740523
>>740520
Topher Grace is histories true monster
>>740521
I wouldn't aim at them. Just...around them
No.740524
>>740521
Then I guess we're SMOKED
>[laugh track]
Alright, I'm gonna find the source of that!
>looks to the left
NOSFERATU!
>>740522
Drugs are like the symbiote...THEY CORRUPT YOUR MIND, BODY, AND SOUL.
>>740523
Got that right. But I feel bad for him in a way...
Probably would've been a better fit as Parker.
No.740525
>>740522
I've seen an alternate universe where Moon Knight was a mermaid. You'd be surprised at what I'm willing to believe.
>>740523
How do you know someone wouldn't jump in front of the bullet? People are all about insurance scams these days.
>>740524
...I wish I could say I saw that coming, but I didn't.
No.740526
>>740524
I'm cool. And cool kids don't do drugs.
>>740525
I... What? Seriously?
No.740527
>>740525
It's always Nosferatu.
Actually his name is Count Orlok, but...nobody seems to remember that.
>>740526
Yeah, if kids are doing drugs then they aren't doing the right thing.
>this message brought to you by the Anti-Venom Association for a Drug Free Nation
No.740528
>>740524
True. As adorable as Toby is, dude looked thirty from the word go.
>>740525
....
When you mess with Deadpool, you take your personal saftey and leave it at the door
No.740529
File: 1455295880763.jpg (175.28 KB, 378x750, 63:125, tumblr_n9bqb6cdHO1rur0aro1….jpg)
>>740528
Yeah, not to mention that Topher could never dream of lookin' like this.
No.740530
>>740526
Yeah. Dimension-hopping gets real weird real fast.
>>740527
Except for you, anyway.
>NEEEEEEERD.
>He can't hear you.
>Buzzkill.
>>740528
I fought you once, I know that from experience.
>
Although you did get distracted by a woman in a nurse outfit halfway through, so... wasn't exactly fair.
No.740531
>>740529
Why would anyone want to be ginger?
>>740530
I get distracted by a lot of things
No.740532
>>740530
Well yeah.
You gotta remember that. Count Orlok is important to the horror movie genre as a whole. He's not only one of the first incarnations o Dracula on the screen, he's also one of the first horror movie figures to ever reach mainstream appeal. The atmosphere it had was unmatched for its time, and don't even get me started on the great set design.
>>740531
I ain't ginger!
No.740533
>>740531
My point exactly. It makes the occasional five seconds of focus you get that much scarier.
>>740532
>NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD.
>Will you shut up?!
...Yeah, I get what you're saying, Eddie.
No.740534
>>740533
Good. Now you know!
No.740535
>>740534
And knowing is half the battle!
No.740536
>>740535
GI JOOOOOOOOE!
...now what?!
No.740537
>>740536
Sit here and hope that joke doesn't get us sued, I guess.
No.740538
>>740537
Riiiight, I guess so.
Everyone just kinda...disappeared, though.
No.740539
>>740538
>shrugs
It happens, I guess.
No.740540
File: 1455297903625.jpg (170.28 KB, 1280x417, 1280:417, Can Reed look anymore like….jpg)
>>740539
Well at least we didn't disappear into the cosmic void like the rest of them!
No.740541
File: 1455298067470.jpg (559.12 KB, 920x1036, 230:259, White suit with a bag on h….jpg)
>>740540
Careful, Eddie. Tempting fate doesn't ever end well.
No.740542
>>740541
I guess you're right...maybe I shouldn't...
But maybe I should!
No.740543
>>740542
Don't. You never know what could hap-
>pops out of existence mid-sentence
>WHAT HAVE YOU DONE, EDDIE?!
No.740544
GOOD NEWS! I MADE WHEATCAKES!
No.740545
>>740543
Wait wh--
Awww. He's gone! WHAT HAVE I DONE?!
It's just me now...
Just Eddie...
No.740546
>>740544
Wait it's not just me!
Whew. I want some of those.
No.740547
>>740546
Eat up, I thought there'd be more people here
No.740548
File: 1455299094523.jpg (50.93 KB, 600x574, 300:287, anti_venom_speedie_by_d33a….jpg)
>>740547
>back to Anti-Venom
I thought so too but they just disappeared.
No.740549
>>740548
They've probably all run off to the movies. I mean, how awkward would it be if they ran into me and hadn't seen my movie?
No.740550
>>740549
Well I sure haven't, but here I am.
>scarfing down wheatcakes
Got any chocolate syrup for this?
No.740551
>drawn by the smell of pancakes and chocolate
No.740552
>>740550
You eat them dry.
No.740553
>>740551
Please don't shoot grenades at me this time.
>>740552
>pulls out his own bottle of chocolate syrup
Always come prepared!
No.740554
>>740553
>shoots the bottle
Eat. Them. DRY
No.740555
>>740554
>the bottle's leaking
NOOOOOOOO!
>squirts some chocolate into his mouth
>and then in goes the pancakes
YHU'LL NEHVARH SHTOP ME FRAHM EATHEN DEM WIF SHOCOLATE!
NEEERRVAH
>nomf nomf nomf
No.740557
>>740556
Ahahahahahah--
OUGH
>falls down on the ground clutching his gut
MY STOOOOMACH.
No.740558
>>740557
This is what happens Larry! This Is What Happens When You Meet A Stranger In The Alps!
No.740559
>>740553
>she hasn't noticed Eddie at all
>and then-
>
Gah!
No.740560
File: 1455300546188.jpg (25.92 KB, 236x429, 236:429, aace634161db6e091afad6d642….jpg)
>>740558
>groaning
Pancakes were a mistake.
Chocolate syrup was a mistake.
This entire endeavor has proven to be a mistake.
>humming, "It's a Mistake"
>>740559
Whoa hey, I'm already in enough pain here.
No.740561
>>740560
The mistake was ruining my hand crafted wheatcakes with chocolate syrup
No.740562
>>740560
>CALM DOWN MINI
>she's not reaching for her launcher
Everyone has told me you are not a bad guy... but you are scary.
No.740563
>>740561
Bullshit!
Chocolate makes everything better.
>speaking of which, the chocolate is now all over the floor
Aww man that was my last bottle too.
>>740562
Yeah I sure do get that a lot.
It's only for intimidation purposes.
No.740564
>>740563
It is working...
>
I smelled pancakes but I do not remember making more before I left.
No.740565
>>740563
Too much chocolate makes the tummy tremble
You reap what you sow
>slips on chocolate
>lands on his bottom
No.740566
>>740564
Well if it's too scary I can just...
>back to Eddie
There we go.
Also Wade over there cooked 'em.
>>740565
Would you look who's reapin what they sow now!
No.740567
>>740566
This right here is why you goops are the worst
No.740568
File: 1455301372784.jpg (53.98 KB, 500x477, 500:477, 4ea8e297c597c1a3c6e99f476d….jpg)
>>740566
>blink
That is better.
My name is Fabiola Iglesias. I did not introduce myself before, I was... how you say, histerico?
No.740569
>>740567
Ahhh quit bein' such a baby!
>>740568
My name is Eddie Brock. Or Anti-Venom.
No.740570
>>740569
Why do you look like a monstruo?
No.740571
>>740569
You're a big baby. Waah Spider-Man Ruined My LIfe. Waaah. I AM THE CURE
No.740572
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>Loud music and skunky smells from Char's room
No.740573
>>740570
That's a symbiote, it allows me to morph into plenty of stuff, but I mostly use it for lookin' like that.
It's not technically a symbiote...but it's close enough. Unlike other symbiotes it ain't a parasite nor is it alive.
>>740571
You can make any person seem like a bigger baby with generalizations like that.
>>740572
>sniff sniff
...Drugs.
No.740575
>>740574
Ayyyy get in'ere!
No.740576
File: 1455301847585.png (555.21 KB, 900x695, 180:139, burgerpants_by_cargorabbit….png)
>>740575
Don't have to tell me twice!
>Walks right in
No.740577
File: 1455301851675.jpg (79.67 KB, 577x617, 577:617, deadpool_con_sketch_by_rei….jpg)
>>740573
So you're saying you never blamed spider-man? or claimed to be THE CURE?
>>740572
What smells like what I assumes would be the smell of the inside of Jughead's hat?
No.740578
>>740572
That smell... marijuana. Some things do not change.
>>740573
Where did it come from...?
No.740579
File: 1455301913410.jpg (180.7 KB, 482x466, 241:233, Eddie why are you nun, sto….jpg)
>>740577
I did both of those.
>>740578
Space! Okay this one didn't...but whatever.
No.740580
Alright, who's been drinking all my Sprites?
No.740581
>>740576
>Passes the blunt
You new around here? What's yer name?
>Sipping on a Sprite
>>740580
No.740582
>>740579
Have you met the angel?
No.740583
File: 1455302045352.jpg (21.18 KB, 236x283, 236:283, 217a18a4d16cb0c3edbb3acd39….jpg)
>>740581
>Tokes right up
B-burgerpants, Bruh!
No.740584
>>740579
Then I wasn't generalizing. I was Quoting.
No.740585
>>740583
...Burger...pants?
No.740586
>>740581
Dude. Not cool man.
No.740587
>>740582
Why yes I have!
>>740584
Generalizing my quotes.
No.740588
File: 1455302122804.jpg (18.39 KB, 400x241, 400:241, burgerpants_by_kabushi_sus….jpg)
>>740585
Yeah, my boss gave me it... What about you?
>Passes the blunt back
No.740589
>>740582
Angel or Archangel? Apparently he's two separate characters now
>>740587
Eh. I suppose
No.740590
>>740588
Casvall von-Basketball-Slamdunkest Rambunctious-Fun-Bowling-Strike Hole-In-One Home-Run-Rem Deikun.
Most people just call me "Char"
>Puff
>>740586
What? You want a hit?
>Extends the blunt out toward him
No.740591
>>740587
You have!? Then I am not crazy!
>>740589
¿Qué?
No.740592
>>740590
Hehe Char, what a cool name.
No.740593
File: 1455302586278.jpg (1.54 MB, 2304x3056, 144:191, 008_Eddie_Brock_-_Weight_T….jpg)
>>740589
Exactly!
And I will not tolerate it!
>>740591
Yep! There's an angel here.
No.740594
>>740590
Nah man. I'm off the stuff.
No.740595
>>740593
That is good... Two Hands did not see him and said I was crazy.
No.740596
>>740592
Yeah...
So, how'd your boss give you a name like "Burgerpants"?
>>740594
Eh - suit yourself.
>Another puff and passes to Burgerpants
No.740598
>>740595
Well...maybe whoever that is just doesn't believe.
But I gotta go.
So long suckers!
>Rad Eddie mode go!
>skates away
No.740599
File: 1455302964090.png (308.35 KB, 500x472, 125:118, tumblr_nwg69iPjAu1qm83mwo1….png)
>>740596
>>740597
...It's a long story
No.740600
>>740598
Oh... goodbye mister Brock.
I should get cleaning before the mistress comes back.
No.740601
Now this... this is good.
>cigar go
>puff
No.740602
File: 1455303535280.jpg (315.44 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 2339313-7178024864_7df9887….jpg)
>>740596
Just ask next time. Or you know, I'll drown you in the hot tub.
No.740603
That is enough cleaning.
>
Did everyone leave?
No.740604
File: 1455321841740.png (820.67 KB, 1100x684, 275:171, tumblr_nw1f7sHeKp1r2ytrvo1….png)
>watching Super Bowl highlights
>tiny Carolina pennant in his beret
GIVE IT BACK
THAT WAS OURS, YOU CAN'T JUST TAKE IT
IT'S NOT RIGHT
No.740605
File: 1455323854637.jpg (109.76 KB, 500x667, 500:667, tumblr_m4wgj90m3Z1rxrqwqo1….jpg)
Oh gods... Fionn was summoned.
No.740606
File: 1455324027925.png (323.48 KB, 601x732, 601:732, tumblr_ny4sj1BHAp1s6jeexo2….png)
>>740605
Fionn? Summoned?
Why are you still here, just to suffer?
All for revenge...
No.740607
>>740606
You know of me, sir? I brought this suffering upon myself.
No.740608
File: 1455324364971.gif (74.08 KB, 362x800, 181:400, tumblr_nxgs9gf5lf1uci4fuo1….gif)
>>740607
I know all those who suffer, as all who suffer know me.
>empty sleeve flutters around
>Walkman starts playing "Sad Violin"
Damn it, Boss! I'm trying to have a heart to heart!
No.740609
>>740608
You may call me Lancer, then. A curse upon my face drew my king's soon-to-be bride to me, and so I was cursed again to run away with her.
I caused my lord to grieve and despise me.
No.740610
File: 1455324658153.jpg (256.8 KB, 1280x1373, 1280:1373, tumblr_nvf6u4JXGX1r2ya48o1….jpg)
>>740609
...Wait, you're telling me you make women fall in love with you and you're calling that a curse?
That's-
>just like those doujins I used to be able to read
>lucrative
Rough.
No.740611
File: 1455324778606.png (515.47 KB, 900x643, 900:643, fateful_reprise_by_rhymm-d….png)
>>740610
What worth is being chased by women who don't truly love you? I am a knight of principle. It shames me. Underhanded magic like this...
>ahem
But I digress. Who are you, sir?
No.740612
File: 1455324950815.jpg (166.37 KB, 1017x1019, 1017:1019, tumblr_nv2if6uRkp1u9scj7o2….jpg)
>>740611
The love comes in the process, don't you worry.
>GIGGITY
Kazuhira Miller. Staff Commander of Outer Heaven.
>
>it's almost like the old days
No.740613
File: 1455325125051.png (227.03 KB, 800x605, 160:121, 8b38142d851365787ce8174306….png)
>>740612
Outer Heaven...
>Grail if you would please
>
>
>
>oh
It sounds like what that Iskandar had done for his men while conquering the Mediterranean.
No.740614
>>740613
That man...
A PMC fighting for its right to survive in a world overrun by state censorship, that's what I fought for.
Not to be a loser to some magic little kid! It was our idea!
No.740615
File: 1455325489658.png (189.63 KB, 600x834, 100:139, 9dfd52872e0446060d18461bed….png)
>>740614
To be fair, he had the idea thousands of years ago.
No.740616
File: 1455325548384.jpg (210.81 KB, 1000x1100, 10:11, tumblr_nyd5vzt4bc1se353oo4….jpg)
No.740618
File: 1455325722036.jpg (249.34 KB, 1000x1100, 10:11, tumblr_nyd5vzt4bc1se353oo5….jpg)
No.740620
File: 1455326076555.png (591.9 KB, 800x979, 800:979, 488c1999b80084a730f5b9dec4….png)
>>740619
Never mind.
But the point remains, why are you here if not just to suffer.
Are you going to break your knuckles climbing a mountain looking for the light, or journey to the depths of darkness, to be swallowed up by...more darkness.
No.740621
>>740620
To atone. I don't expect my lord to ever forgive me, but I want to be at peace with my past so I can move on to the future.
No.740622
File: 1455326276472.gif (205.21 KB, 1000x831, 1000:831, tumblr_o046awl2tI1uci4fuo1….gif)
>>740621
Peace is an illusion.
There is no peace to be found, not anywhere.
No.740623
>>740622
I believe that peace is not found but made.
No.740624
>>740623
That there's no use crying about it? That each one of us must do our part?
>Paz
The last time somebody told me that they had a bomb sewed into their stomach and was raped for days on end by a compa.
Where's the peace there.
No.740625
File: 1455326698386.gif (649.19 KB, 500x281, 500:281, tumblr_mtgzowAxvb1sfwn8wo2….gif)
>>740624
>nauseated
What matter of... inhuman monsters could have...
>REMEMBER THE RAGE OF DIARMUID
No. there was no peace to be had there.
No.740626
File: 1455326914163.png (529.08 KB, 600x685, 120:137, tumblr_nxw329Luaf1rnpeyco2….png)
>>740625
Here, there, it could be anywhere. It could be everywhere.
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. But the world didn't need convincing, there was nothing special about the devil.
No.740627
File: 1455327015264.png (272.99 KB, 595x839, 595:839, e336091d57b6bbf943356072ac….png)
>>740626
Are you too afraid to try then?
No.740628
FOR ONCE IN THIS LIFE
I BETTER DO SOMETHING RIGHT
DON'T BURY THE VOICE THAT'S NOT YET SPOKEN
I'LL CHALLENGE THE FLAMES
TILL THIS MAN WITH NO COUNTRY REMAINS
STILL CAUGHT IN A WORLD THAT WON'T STOP BURNIN'
RIGHT OR WRONG, THIS IS WHERE I BELONG
I'VE ALWAYS BELONGED
IF THE TRUTH BE KNOWN, THERE'S NO PLACE LEFT TO GO
NO PLACE I CAN GO
I'M NOT AFRAID, I'M TIRED, DAMN IT. TIRED OF HAVING WHAT'S MINE TAKEN FROM ME!
No.740629
>>740628
Then do something about it. What was the last thing that was done simply by complaining?
Food for thought.
>spiritmodes away
No.740630
File: 1455327510819.png (89.88 KB, 481x750, 481:750, tumblr_nyo7n27te71s6e7vso1….png)
>>740629
Complaining? Who the hell's complaining?
Start talking, bitc-
>oh
Not complaining. Just tired.
Maybe I shouldn't have tested all the men's sleeping pills myself.
No.740631
>>740630
No
You're doing just fine
No.740632
File: 1455327811283.png (820.67 KB, 1100x684, 275:171, tumblr_nw1f7sHeKp1r2ytrvo1….png)
>>740631
Thank you, talking Amaterasu cat. I'm glad somebody know what they're talking about around here.
No.740633
>>740632
You should form a band
And make your first song about how much sun doge sucks
No.740634
File: 1455328223903.png (186.53 KB, 778x740, 389:370, tumblr_nugknkaOte1tua4n6o1….png)
>>740633
A band? And steal from the white goop thing?
You think somebody would do, that just go in here and steal ideas?
No.740635
>>740634
As long as someone spreads the word that Sun Doge sucks
I'm good
No.740636
File: 1455328368797.jpg (275.15 KB, 1000x1100, 10:11, tumblr_nyd5vzt4bc1se353oo1….jpg)
>>740635
But according to Japanese folklore, Amaterasu is the mother of us all!
But I renounced my Japanese citizenship, so I guess we're ok.
No.740637
>>740636
Screw her
She is worst sun god
No.740638
>>740637
How do I know this isn't some CIPHER trick?
They're tricky, those CIPHER.
I would know, I used to be one.
No.740639
>>740638
I am sun Cate
That's why
No.740640
File: 1455328828109.png (357.82 KB, 1205x542, 1205:542, tumblr_o0fcj8rXqE1t5bx95o1….png)
>>740639
Sun Cate?
...That's it! Metal Gear CATE!
>dancin' man
No.740641
>>740640
You just did a rain dance
No.740642
File: 1455328957096.jpg (552.52 KB, 771x488, 771:488, 7903f964aefdedd4e672b4a628….jpg)
>>740641
And it will fall?
Like a flood of rain, pouring down on me?
No.740643
>>740642
Well it's too cold so it's snowing
Now we can't find white goop guy
No.740645
>>740644
You have to go on a side quest and find the white goop guy
No.740646
>>740645
Me do a side quest? But that's what Boss is for!
No.740647
>>740646
It's time for you to be a boss
No.740648
>>740647
...What? That's insane!
Boss and I are partners, we already share everything!
>shows a photo
>Boss and Kaz at the beach
EVERYTHING
No.740650
>>740649
Well, almost everything.
No.740651
>>740650
Then you know what must be done
No.740652
>>740651
Yeah.
Yeah I think I do.
>clomps off
No.740653
Been a while. Dump looks... clean.
No.740654
>sifting through mail
>Valentine's card inside
>?
>"I think you're the bomb, Valentine"
OH YOU
No.740655
No.740656
>currently mopping
>humming some tune to herself
No.740657
File: 1455333258464.jpg (45.41 KB, 497x642, 497:642, 8da5aebdec641140a804022dd3….jpg)
>>740656
>Was it her? Did she send me this loathsome thing?
>A maid...even with the gloves, her hands are probably terrible to look at.
>[stare]
No.740658
File: 1455333428279.jpg (22.22 KB, 447x182, 447:182, totally not sleeping on th….jpg)
>>740657
>she's in her own little world
>hasn't noticed Kira at all
No.740659
>>740658
>This won't be any trouble at all.
>Oh well, might as well learn the hard way, while there's nobody here.
>[KILLER QUEEN]
...
>Killer Queen?
>Have I lost my Stand!?
No.740660
>>740659
>
Someone is... watching me.
No.740661
>>740660
>!!
>whirls around as well
>With any luck, she'll think I'm a mime that wandered in here.
>This plan is brilliant.
No.740662
>>740661
>
>
>
Was it you...?
No.740663
File: 1455334208158.jpg (227.71 KB, 700x837, 700:837, 28cbbf9b7a7f2c8feef37b3220….jpg)
>>740662
W-
>wait don't say anything
>uh
>badly choreographed miming goes here
>Where the hell is it!
No.740664
>>740663
You are not a very good mime.
No.740665
File: 1455334542621.jpg (96.87 KB, 850x672, 425:336, sample-6d8d1fa00ad469e7074….jpg)
>>740664
>this bitch
I'm still in mime school.
>feeling his front teeth
No.740666
>>740665
And you are not a very good liar either.
>Mini's gettin' upset
Why are you lying?
No.740668
>>740666
Who do you think you're accusing of being a fake mime?
>POSE
I'll have you know I'm a great mime-to-be!
>>740667
A real mime?
No.740669
>>740668
Mimes are garbage people
No.740670
>>740668
>
>RATATATA
Do you think I am an estupid?! You will tell me the truth!
No.740671
File: 1455335031687.jpg (45.41 KB, 497x642, 497:642, 8da5aebdec641140a804022dd3….jpg)
>>740669
Do you know any?
>>740670
>bullets
>lolk kiddo
>wait no Stand
The truth?
No.740672
File: 1455335107100.png (287.65 KB, 500x281, 500:281, tumblr_n731x17Acu1r3ifxzo2….png)
>>740671
Who are you, why were you lying? Answer me!
No.740673
File: 1455335245421.jpg (79.67 KB, 577x617, 577:617, deadpool_con_sketch_by_rei….jpg)
>>740671
I've personally killed at least twenty
No.740674
>pop
>annnd MK's back
...Well, that happened.
No.740675
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>>740672
...I have to go to the bathroom.
>I would never say that!
>>740673
With an olive loaf?
...No, no one will even get that one.
>>740674
>UH
No.740676
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>>740675
>
Imbecile...
>>740674
>wot
No.740677
>>740675
Uh... Surprise?
>>740676
...Don't ask what happened to me, 'cause I've got no clue.
No.740678
>>740676
No, I'm not an imbecile! I'm Kira Yoshikage, and I'm a real human being!
What is happening...
>>740677
Where?
No.740679
>>740677
I... what?
>>740678
>MAG-7 slips away into her sleeve
Japanese...
No.740680
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>>740675
With a shoe.
Ladies size 4
No.740681
Everyone in this room is a whore!
No.740682
>>740678
Same place everybody else goes when they make a sudden disappearance... wherever that is.
>glowy eyes: go
Looks like you're missing something.
>>740679
It's confusing, I know. Just don't worry about it.
>>740681
Including you?
No.740684
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>>740679
But-
>>740680
But it's so small! So small!
>>740682
Off stage?
>aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Please don't break my butt.
No.740685
>>740682
If you say so.
>puts down a "caution: wet floor" sign
>and then slips when she puts it down
Ah!
>
Oww...
>>740684
>muttering under her breath
Lunes Martes Miercoles...
No.740687
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>>740682
Am I a pretty girl?
>>740683
A monkey!
That'd odd, I didn't think we were in Detroit. HAHAHAHAHAHA
No.740688
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>>740681
Well duuuuuuuh
>>740684
But effective
No.740689
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>>740686
Jigen!? Man you were gone a long time.
>>740687
If it isn't Michael Jackson! Can I have your autograph?
No.740690
>>740684
I could, and all things considered, I should... but it wouldn't even be a challenge now.
>
Then again, if I let you go, that'd give you time to get your powers back. Decisions, decisions...
>>740685
>uh
>holds his hand out
Need some help?
>>740687
Well, honesty's the best policy, so... no.
No.740691
>>740689
Heh, glad to be back
No.740692
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>>740685
A secret code?
>!
Why do my teeth hurt so much!? I brushed before bed!
>>740690
Look over there!
>runs away
No.740693
>>740688
And prom's tomorrow!
>>740689
Why certainly, young man.
Bubbles! Bring me my finest pen!
Bubbles? What has gotten into that monkey.
>>740690
Oh woe is me, alone on a Friday night!
No.740694
>>740690
>rubbing her head
These does are not so good with the gripping...
No.740695
>>740691
Sheesh. Gone a whole year without a word... you had me pretty worried, partner.
>>740693
You did leave a smile on its face.
No.740696
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>>740693
We're all whores...and proms tomorrow...
>scratches chin
....at least three of us are pregnant
No.740697
>>740692
Predictable.
>What in the FUCK are you doing?! You could've offed him right then and there!
>But then I'd have pissed off Ragna for nothing. 'Sides, it's more entertaining this way.
>>740693
Feels bad when you don't win the popularity contest, doesn't it?
>>740694
Happens to the best of u-
>and then Moonman slipped
FUCK!
No.740698
>>740695
Sorry man, got another job. So, what did I miss, Lupin?
No.740699
>>740697
>tries to get up
>just slips the other way
>
Oohh...
No.740700
>>740695
Well sure, if you want to get all passive-aggressive.
The only passive-aggressiveness I subscribe to is car crashes! Very passive!
>>740696
>a microphone pops out of his jacket flower
And! You! Are! The! Father!
What do you have to say to audience back home?
>>740697
I'll show those kids on LiveJournal if it's the last thing I do!
No.740701
>>740698
Who knows? I've been off doing solo stuff all this time.
>>740700
What's wrong, Bozo? Not enough laughs?
No.740702
>>740699
...We're gonna be here for a while.
>>740700
Wait, people still use LiveJournal?
No.740703
>>740701
Figures. Well, it's good to be back anyways, partner.
No.740704
>>740702
But I have to finish cleaning-
>slips again
>muffled minimeido complaining
No.740705
>>740701
Oh the Leto boy's going to make a fine buck in the name of old Uncle J.
But severed faces and tattoos are passe, I'm in the real fad now.
>in wooden shoes
Clogs!
>>740702
That's not funny.
That's not funny at all.
No.740706
>>740703
Ain't that the truth. Man it's great to see you again.
No.740707
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>>740700
Maury Povich made me do it
No.740708
>>740706
Nice to see ya too, Lup! So, got any plans for jobs?
No.740709
>watching the slapstick
Ha! Fuckin' morons.
>
What, ya thought I'd slip too or somethin'?
>potted plant falls on her head
No.740710
>>740705
Who the heck even hired Leto?
>>740708
I just got back, y'gotta gimme some time to figure out what I wanna steal next.
No.740711
>>740710
Yeah yeah, just before Pops finds out, ya know?
No.740712
>>740704
Hold on, I've got an idea.
>takes minimaid's hand
>pulls them both up using his grappling hooks
>>740705
You know what is funny? Throwing people into trashcans.
>>740709
>[LAUGH TRACK]
God damn it.
No.740713
>>740711
I haven't even e-mailed him yet.
>>740709
Ha!
No.740714
No.740715
>>740707
Well as long as he drew the line at watching, HAHAHAHAHA!
Spring is near, and love is in the air!
It's making the old trouser snake awfully frisky.
>pulls a snake out of his pants
He hasn't been eating his mice at all!
>>740710
A Jewwwwwwwwwwwww?
Probably a Jew.
>>740712
You boys and your Jackass, can't appreciate real comedy.
No.740716
>>740709
It is not-
>pfffffft
>>740712
>UH
Ah!
No.740717
>>740713
You email him? You must really love the chase.
No.740718
>>740712
>snaps up
Will you make you a sandwich?
>>740713
FU-wait
>draws a mustache on
EL FUCK YOU
>>740716
The hell're you smilin' for, midget?
Finally get those food stamps or uh...fuck, what do beaners like again? Tacos?
No.740719
>>740715
So there was a snake in your pants. And here I thought you were just happy to see me
No.740720
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>>740715
Old Jews, running the world?
>>740717
I do e-mail him. How else would he find out nowadays?
>>740718
Even better!
No.740721
>>740720
>Shrug
An automatic Lupin detector?
No.740722
>>740715
No, you just belong in a trash can.
>Where's Danny DeVito when ya need him?
>>740716
>and back down they go
Sorry. Guess I should've given you a heads-up first.
>>740718
...Wanna try that again? Maybe make a little more sense this time?
No.740723
>>740718
You are not even trying anymore!
>>740722
I am used to being in the air, but not like that.
No.740724
>>740719
Oh Deady, Deady, Deady.
I can't afford to play favorites you know. I'd never get a thing done, and Barb says this new perm is to die for.
>>740720
A new shoah
>>740722
You mean Penn Jillette, Polly.
No.740725
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>>740720
FUCK YOU, DUDE I DON'T KNOW
>>740722
What, you think I'm jokin' or somethin'?
You're already Jay's bitch, what's the difference?
Extra mayo, puh-leaaaaaaaaz
>>740723
Nuh uh, you're not even trying anymore!
No.740726
>>740723
Well, first time for everything, right?
>>740724
>Him too. Fuck it, why not both of 'em? Do we not have the budget for celebrity cameos or something?
>>740725
...
>takes out a handgun
>shoots right between Revy's legs
>but it's cool, he didn't actually hit anything
No.740727
>>740721
You think he's got one? Now that's invasive!
>>740724
ICPO?
>>740725
It's Lupin! World's best thief.
No.740728
>>740725
>is this what miss Balalaika meant by brain damage
>
>>740726
I believe so, yes.
No.740729
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>>740727
Hey, this is Pops we're talking about here.
No.740730
>>740726
>winces
AUGH, MY DICK
>>740727
>still rolling on the ground
More like world's best James K. Polk impersonator, a fuckin' rat die on both cheeks?
>>740728
>
No.740731
>>740729
Yeah, that's true enough.
>>740730
Rats died on your cheeks? I'm impressed you still wear short shorts then!
No.740732
>>740731
Well, let's give him a couple of minutes or so.
No.740733
>>740728
Let's hope nobody else has to fall today.
>>740730
Don't tell me you're experiencing phantom limb pain, Revy.
No.740734
No.740735
>>740730
>
>>740733
The floor is dry now.
No.740736
>>740731
Did you just say I have a hairy ass?
>turns to the nearest thing
>which happens to be a wall
Did he just say I have a hairy ass?
>>740733
Aw fuck you can't take a joke.
>>740735
>
No.740737
>>740732
Let's not, huh?
>>740736
Nyahahaha!
>
No.740738
>>740737
>Shrugs, jumps down
No.740739
>>740735
Oh. Problem solved, then.
>>740736
Looks like you didn't even get mine. I'd say we're even.
No.740740
>>740736
>Bitch Supression
>
>>740739
Yes.
>
Where were you?
No.740741
>>740737
THAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUY!!
>>740739
Yeah well it wasn't funny, so that means I don't have to get it because it fuckin' sucks.
>>740740
>help I've fallen and can't breathe
AW FUCKIN' DAMN IT!
LEMME GO YOU PSYCHO BITCH
No.740742
>>740740
I... don't actually know.
>>740741
How do you know it wasn't funny if you didn't get it?
No.740743
>>740741
>RRRRRRR
Stop being an estupid!
>>740742
What was it like?
No.740744
>making heart-shaped pancakes
>maestro
>the music, if you will
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jDcWAWRRHo
I think I liked this music better with the talking rabbit accompaniment.
No.740745
>>740742
'Cause I didn't get it! Duh!
>>740743
>BARKBARKBARK
>oxygen supply: low
>
No.740746
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>>740744
Those ready yet? Smell not too burnt.
No.740747
>>740744
>sniffsniff
>is something burning
Eh...?
>>740745
Geh.
>drapes Revy in a blanket and carries her to the couch
No.740748
>>740743
It was... dark. Really dark.
>>740745
I don't think that's how it works, but okay.
No.740749
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>>740746
Don't worry, they'll be sufficiently burnt soon enough.
>Invisible Air disperses from a spatula
If I didn't have to keep smacking your hand out of the bowl, they'd be done already. I know chocolate chips are good but control yourself, if you would.
>>740747
Aw, the sweet sound of my cooking being judged yet again.
This criticism is helpful, of course.
No.740750
>>740746
There you are. I was beginning to worry. I haven't seen you in quite some time.
No.740751
>>740749
>eating a handful of chocolate chips
What's that?
>>740750
Holy shit. Speak for yourself, D.
No.740752
>>740748
>shivers
I do not like the dark very much.
>>740749
>grabbing a stool so she can see
>blinkblink
It should only take a minute, how long did you leave these here?
No.740753
>>740751
I heard about your mentor and went out looking for this.
>it's a red grass lily
Normally they don't grow red, they are usually white.
I recall a field of these, where two warriors gave their all to each other.
No.740754
>>740751
My chips!
>Cooking Utensil of Promised Tastiness
>Exu
>SPATULAAAAAAAAAAA
>smack
>>740752
I'm having an odd sense of deja vu...
>shakes his head
Well I heard about this wonderful new technique called smoking. It worked for pork, so why not pancakes?
>the smoke alarm has since stopped trying
No.740755
>>740752
Really? It's not that bad once you get used to it.
No.740756
>>740754
>w@
That is for preserving meat, you have burned them.
>
There is still batter... this can be saved.
>it's time for Cooking Meido
Observa, por favor.
No.740757
>>740755
I do not like not being able to see. It feels like... disappearing. I cannot tell where la oscuridad begins and where my body ends.
No.740758
>>740753
Huh.
>TEEEEEEEAAAAAACH
>spacing out
>snaps back
Well, at any rate it's good to have you back.
>>740754
>right on the face
Aw, fuck! That actually hurt!
No.740759
>>740758
I am truly sorry for your loss.
>
Moreover, you had told me two weeks ago that you had come into possession of a second spear. I thought to offer my experience, twin spears has been my forte for quite some time.
No.740760
>>740757
Understandable. I work better at night-time, so the dark's never really been a problem for me.
>smile
But hey, flashlights exist for a reason, right?
No.740761
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>>740756
>Grail what kind of mumbo jumbo is she speaking
>oh
>?
A sou chef! Or perhaps I have been relegated to such a position.
Regardless, I'm honored to have assistance on this quest. It's rather important, and time sensitive.
...Also light sensitive, photo sensitive, and I think she's allergic to honey but that's beside the point.
>>740758
>spatula crackling with powaaaah
Mana Burst is for things besides flying my sword like a broom, you thief.
No.740762
>>740759
Actually, that's a pretty good idea. You'll have to show me some of those tricks of yours.
>>740761
Thief?! I'm no thief. I'm just taste testing your chips.
No.740763
>>740760
We used candles.
>third world country, moonman
>>740761
Sous-chef.
>
I am just a maid.
>huge pancake making goes here
Everything has a time and method to making.
No.740764
>>740762
Splendid. I'd be happy to help.
No.740765
>>740762
I'm more hurt that you doubt the quality of my chips than that you think I'm this stupid.
Shouldn't you be busy making your own Valentine's treat? Even that redheaded master is collecting chocolate.
>>740763
In my experience, the more one expresses that they are only one thing, the more likely that there's more to it.
>Instinct B, mang
But I won't pry.
>!
Other than the secret for making pancakes so large!
No.740766
>>740764
I just got finished sparring with my Master's sister so I'm a little pooped right now. Gimme a bit to recharge.
>eyes Arty's pancakes
>>740765
Ha! Allow this culturally adjusted Legendary Soul educate you on how the Japanese perform this custom. Us lads collect the chocolates on Valentine's Day, and give them out on White Day, exactly a month after Valentine's. My Master's family's entirely Japanese so that's how I'm gonna go about doing it.
No.740767
>>740765
>!
Just a maid.
>don't freak out Tiny
>
It is just the amount of batter and time. Too long and they will be thin and hard.
No.740768
>>740763
Oh... right. Keep forgetting how different things are where you're from.
No.740769
>>740766
>eyean the cakes as well
I didn't mean right now. I'm under obligation to stay my hand unless my Master is present.
No.740770
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>>740766
You mean make them wait?
That seems pretty silly, I'd think it more appropriate to share all at once, like Christmas.
>and because I already bought all this batter
...I doubt Fumi even remembers what day it is, but maybe the allure of on-sale chocolate will rouse her.
>>740767
Then if you're just a maid I suppose I might as well be just a butler, it's only polite.
>watching the cakes
Now what would you say would be the best strategy when you're constantly harangued by hungry blue men.
No.740771
>>740768
It is different, yes.
>uncomfortable
>>740770
A butler who can't cook?
>I mean
Break their arm...?
No.740772
>>740771
>equally uncomfortable
...Maybe we should talk about something else.
No.740773
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>>740769
Right, remind me if I've met your Master again?
>>740770
Hey, I didn't make the rules, I'm just following them.
>rubbing his hands
Ah I can't wait.
No.740774
>>740771
Admittedly, my talents lie elsewhere. If you could call them that.
>hmm
>flips the cakes
>he's not even holding the pan
Usually the kind of young people with that response end up on daytime TV shows.
...Or my daughter.
>>740773
Well, I guess I can't fault you for following the surrounding culture.
You don't sound particularly excited, though.
No.740775
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>>740773
I don't think anyone has. She doesn't come here.
I suppose I could introduce you.
>only mildly reluctant
>gotta keep Mastah safe
No.740776
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>>740772
Like what?
>>740774
>um
What does that mean?
No.740777
>>740774
You kidding me? I'm psyched. It's a gauge of a man's worth! Wahahaha!
>>740775
I don't mean to be pushy, it's all good.
>ah
You're probably gonna be drowning in chocolate...
No.740778
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>>740776
>shrug
Anything on your mind?
No.740779
>>740777
I was given a lot, but it'd rot my teeth. So I gave them to my Master. Who promptly dropped a book on my head from a stepladder.
I think she was embarrassed.
No.740780
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>>740776
It means...
>flipping through a handbook
>"Arthurian Sayings for Dummies"
Well it's probably in here somewhere.
Childhood should be enjoyed, is what I'm saying.
>but Arty you look like you're 16
>>740777
And you think American women will reciprocate when you fail to give them chocolate?
I doubt any supply your master gives you will sate you.
No.740781
>>740778
>thinking
>mostly about Bala
>shakes her head
I do not know what to say.
>>740780
Not everyone gets to have one.
>resolutely said
>ninja meido knows when to be firm
No.740782
>>740781
>[cricket noises]
Me either.
>
Wonder how close Roy's gotten to finding Roberta...
No.740783
>>740779
Dumbass. I hope you at least ate hers.
>>740780
I suppose I should get some for all the western ladies, huh... I what I would be saying if I wasn't already prepared.
>pulls out several boxes of different kinds of chocolate
>smug grin
No.740784
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>>740781
>excuse you King Suffer calling
>Charisma B
No, that's true enough.
But are you content to leave it like that?
>>740783
>!
Outplayed!
Or-
>IA disperses around a pallet of chocolate
Are you?
>Arty there's 75% Off stickers on all of those
No.740785
>>740782
Hotel Moscow is helping as well. Mister Todd said they found her and are fighting with her.
...They are all going to die.
>all my fault
>all my fault
>ALL MY FAULT
>I'M SORRY MISS BALALAIKAAAAAA
>>740784
It is what it is. I cannot change the past.
>
I would not want to. I am finally...
>happy?
I do not know the word.
No.740787
>>740783
Why would I do that?
No.740788
>>740785
>>740786
And? They knew what they were getting into.
>
...That might've been too harsh.
No.740789
>>740785
>>740786
Contenido suffices, from my limited understanding.
You're awfully quick to think you aren't a child anymore, though. That heavy ordnance you're carrying probably doesn't help.
>dashing cinnamon on the cakes
No.740790
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>>740788
Does human life mean nothing to you!?
>
>minimaid: smol terminator
>and easily set off
It is all my fault and you make light of it as if they are ants to be burned with a magnifying glass?! Is that all people are to you? EH?!
>>740789
>yeah she's a little busy right now screaming at the top of her lungs to Moonman
No.740791
>>740784
I think I definitely outpayed you.
>does that even make sense
>be quiet brain just go with it
I didn't realise you knew that many women.
>>740787
You... didn't eat your Master's chocolate. Am I hearing things?
No.740792
>>740791
Is this important? I'll admit this holiday is new to me. At least the chocolate aspect.
No.740793
>>740790
>eyeing the heat
>hand on inviso-sword's pommel
>humming and pouring powdered sugar
>>740791
Yes, well.
On a completely related note, did you know chocolate addiction is a real thing that you pay doctors to tell you about?
>inching in front of the Safeway price tags
Marvelous, these human achievements.
No.740794
>>740790
...There's no good way for me to answer that and still be honest.
No.740795
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>>740793
>[YIPYIPYIPYIPYIP]
>>740794
>her hand's shaking in rage
You... you are just like that puta Two Hands!
No.740796
>>740792
You have to be more considerate to a woman's heart, dude.
>>740793
Don't try to change the subject you playboy.
No.740797
>>740796
If you could explain?
No.740798
>>740795
>reminded heavily of Gawain
Hmm.
>>740796
Well...apparently there have been more people I realized waiting for my release.
I've had to take out a shipping container just to house all the letters of well wishing.
>flicks his ahoge
Truly, I am blessed to have such loyal fans.
No.740799
>>740795
Except I actually listen to reason.
>Most of the time.
...Call it false advertising if you want, but I'm pretty far from a knight in shining armor. That said, I still want to help you.
No.740800
>>740798
>she's turning red from raw MAD
>>740799
>and the face turns into
>
You want to help me...? You don't even understand the word. How could you, you don't even think other people have any worth to their life?
>minimaid: probably broken now
No.740801
>>740797
Much like our Noble Phantasms are a crystallised essence of us as heroes, the chocolates are a caramelised essence of their affection.
>>740798
You have a fanbase?
>thinking about mail
>nothing
That's pretty gay.
>[jelly internally]
No.740802
>>740800
>oh jeez
...Depends on the person, really.
>Honesty's not gonna get you anywhere, jackass. She's gone completely batshit.
No.740803
>>740801
And... would eating it destroy that essence?
No.740804
>>740800
>hey Mini
>what's that distinctly Lake-shaped lack of space
>turning the lawnchair over
So this is a modern weapon. Isn't it supposed to have an on switch?
>>740801
>this guy
I strongly advise you to google yourself sometime, it's highly rewarding for things other than pornography.
>glances at Deermud
He'll never understand, I don't think.
No.740805
>>740802
>reaching for her Lake
>>740804
>sloooooow turn
>and
>
>COMIN' FO' MUH LAWNCHAIR
No.740806
>>740805
>Aw shit. Now Arthur's on her radar too.
>Can't afford to hurt her, Jason would have a fucking stroke.
>starts throwing darts on the ground
>which are filled with knockout gas
>better hold your breath, mini
No.740807
>>740803
Wrong! You eat it to take in the essence! Take that affection deep within yourself and show her that you appreciate her and all that she is!
>>740804
Last time I did that I saw a lot of things... Involving Kirei and me. I think I'll avoid doing that again, thanks.
No.740808
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>>740804
>frown
>that hurts, muh friend
You're one to speak of not understanding matters of the heart.
>>740807
>!
I understand.
No.740809
>>740805
>keeping the furious chihuahua at bay with a hand
Ordinarily I'd simply snap this in two, but it's not my right to dispose of a weapon that means this much to someone.
So-
>unloads the Lake
>Vegeta_Flinging_Dragon_Balls.gif
>bai bai, nades
>>740807
You lucked it, I got the same treatment but with Gilgamesh.
>shudders
And Archer, for some reason.
>>740808
>gkt
It's all fun and games until someone goes too far.
No.740810
>>740806
>she hasn't even noticed
>doesn't look like she's stopping
>>740809
>nades gone
>angry koala go
>flippity floopity I WILL EAT YOUR FACE
No.740811
>>740810
>Shit... ordinarily that'd have someone down in seconds.
>Okay... plan B.
>web-shooters: go
>we must tie up the angry meido
No.740812
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>>740809
It's not chivalrous to point out another's deficiency when that deficiency is shared.
No.740813
>>740810
>just kind of
>hands the Lake back
>Endurance A+ my man
You shouldn't hold a gun unless you're prepared to pull the trigger on anyone.
If not, I'd suggest a different weapon.
>>740812
Nor ,apparently, to let a joke pass without criticism.
I apologize, my friend.
No.740814
>>740808
Now you better go back and apologise later, yeah?
>>740809
Can we not talk about this? By the way are those pancakes ready?
No.740815
>>740811
>AAAAAAAA
>and the meido is now tied up
>wriggling with all her might
>>740813
>and Lake dropped on her head
>critical mad: still yes
>nigger you took the gun before she could u wot now
No.740816
>>740815
>looks down at his web-shooters
Thank you, Spider-Man.
>walks over to the minimaid
So, can we talk this out and not murder each other now?
No.740817
>>740813
There are matters not to be taken lightly, even in jest.
>
You are forgiven, friend.
>>740814
Of course. I will see you soon!
>spiritmode away
No.740818
>>740814
You might as well help yourself, I'll just have to make more tomorrow.
I'd try things your way but I'd rather not get locked out of my own house for a week.
>>740815
>Instinct
>B
>uh
>props meido up in a sitting position
Maybe I meant to say "don't shoot grenade launchers indoors".
We were getting on so well too.
>ice pack placed on her noggin
>>740817
Apparently so.
>guh
>spiritmodes too
No.740819
>>740816
>wriggling intensifies
>I Have A Mouth And I Must Scream
>[loud angry wailing]
>>740818
>I
>am going
>to kick that guy
>in the crotch
No.740820
>>740817
Right.
>...
Hopefully he won't be drowning too much in pussy.
>chuckles to himself
>>740818
Oh come on, I'm not that bad.
>
Ah. He's gone too.
>phone beep boop
No.740821
>>740819
Guess that's a no.
>sits down a couple of feet away from her
You're not going to be able to brute force your way out of that. Just saying.
No.740822
>>740821
>not for lack of effort
>squirming away to the bathroom for solitude
>and probably because she's aware Spidey's webs wash out with water
No.740824
>>740822
Wonder how long it's gonna take her to calm down...
>>740823
>
...Yeah. Yeah I am.
No.740826
>>740824
Where did you even disappear to, anyway?
No.740828
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>>740826
No idea, but I hope I don't have to go back.
No.740830
>>740828
What was it like?
No.740831
>>740830
Ever hear of a sensory deprivation chamber? It was kinda like that. Wasn't a fun experience.
No.740832
>>740829
Ah shit, we got a broken bot here.
>!
That little ginger should be around here somewhere.
>rushes off
No.740833
>>740829
>my technology sense are tingling
No.740834
>>740832
...Ghh.
>>740833
>don't be touchin' me my man
>I live my life how I wish
...
No.740835
>>740831
That sounds absolutely terrible. Just... not existing?
No.740836
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>>740835
Pretty much. At least I'm back.
>if you look veeery closely, you can see that he's shaking
No.740837
>>740834
>crouched in front of Proto
Fascinating. So this is how far humanity has progressed. Can you understand me?
No.740839
>>740836
>whaps a tail in his face
Hey, stay with me here. You're not looking too hot.
No.740840
>>740839
>blinks
...Sorry. Still a little freaked out. Trying not to let it show.
No.740841
>>740838
Able to vocalise, hear or see and process this information. Marvellous! Though some repairs look necessary. You might not believe me, but my name is Tesla. Nikola Tesla.
No.740842
>>740841
>armor: disengage
>
Not possible: Tesla's long dead.
>codename?
...Proto Man.
No.740843
>>740842
>!
Surprisingly human...
>picks up a piece of armour
Heavy, but looks durable.
>sets it down carefully
Proto Man, hm? Do you need help?
No.740845
>>740843
No. Clearly I'm alright.
>dripping with sarcasm
No.740846
>>740845
Sarcasm! Brilliant! What kind of power source do you have, Proto Man?
>currently holding and inspecting the fallen arm
No.740847
>>740844
Because it beats breaking down in public. Why else?
No.740848
>>740846
Classified.
>
I'll tell you on the condition that you don't toy with it.
No.740849
>>740847
Sounds like you really need to go home and get some rest then.
No.740850
>>740848
I'm not sure if I'll be able to hold back. But I'm not one to let such a glorious piece of machinery fizzle out.
No.740851
>>740850
Your funeral.
>
Hybrid solar-nuclear-plasma core. The solar is faulty; intake mechanism is flawed. Nuclear portion is unstable, rough handling will blow it up and take everyone with it.
I'm running on 30% of my plasma core.
No.740852
>>740849
I don't think I'll be able to rest, to be honest with you.
No.740853
>>740851
Nuclear, solar, and plasma.
>tch
I'm afraid that's beyond the scope of my knowledge. But! There's no reason to say we cannot improve.
>electric gauntlet sparking
First we need to find a way to fix you up a little so you don't cause a meltdown.
>reattaches the fallen arm
No.740854
>>740853
Careful. I'd rather not take a whole city with me to hell.
>trying to bend the reattached fingers
No.740855
>>740852
Do you want my help? I'm quite good with dreams.
No.740856
>>740854
>electromagnetism knitting all the connections together perfectly
How would you feel about being a prototype for a new power source?
No.740857
>>740855
>smile
...That'd be nice.
No.740858
>>740856
Using me for your experiments?
No.740859
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>rolling his arm
So this is how it feels to not have that pain anymore.
My anger...my burger skills. Gone.
No.740860
>stumbles through the front door reeking of party and crashes on the couch
No.740861
>>740857
>holds out a tail
Take this.
>takes a seat on the couch
>pats her lap
You've got special permission for a lap pillow.
No.740862
>>740858
A more stable, efficient power source. Possibly with significantly less risks. Haven't you heard of Tesla's fabled source of free energy?
>>740860
>...
Lovely. So that's the pilot of that robot in the garage.
No.740863
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>>740860
>sniff sniff
I remember those smells.
Cecile...
>CECIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILE
No.740864
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>>740861
Wasn't expecting this, but... okay.
>grabs her tail
>head: in lap
No.740865
>>740860
So Char's back too.
>>740862
I know Edison ruined it for you.
>...
I've got nothing to lose.
No.740866
>>740861
>has a foxgirl sitting on his back as he's sprawled over the couch
>could be worse
>>740862
>Drunken slurring:
I'll robot your lovely garage!
>>740864
>now has the weight of moonman and foxgirl on his ribs
>it's a bit uncomfortable
No.740867
>
C4 hasn't gone stale yet. That's good to know.
No.740868
>>740865
Yes, but we shan't talk about that buffoon. Sit still now, this might take awhile.
>[science tinkering]
No.740869
>>740868
Jeez...
>chest: opened
And I was content to just fry. At least it would've been my choice.
No.740870
>>740864
I'll be able to keep the nightmares out for a good night's rest.
>blue orb around his head
>>740866
>!!!
Sorry!
>jumps off immediately
>keeping moonman hovering with magics
No.740871
>[showering noises and potential weeping]
No.740872
>>740866
>hey man I didn't plan for this to happen
>>740870
You sure this'll work?
No.740873
>>740867
Did you just set explosives off in the middle of a swamp?
>>740871
>...
>tenative knocking
Oi, don't waste water in there.
No.740874
>>740870
>Slightly disappointed by the removal of soft butt flesh but happy the be able the breath again
No worries.
>>740871
eh?
A shower sounds nice about now...
No.740875
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>>740871
>don't you "potential" me like it means a damn thing
>sigh
Damn kid.
>>740873
You make it sound like something out of the ordinary.
C4 goes bad if it's left out in poor conditions like this for too long. I was just protecting an investment.
And now it's time to protect another one.
>into the shower she goes
No.740876
>>740872
>magics him over to another couch
Even if it doesn't it'll help you sleep. Don't worry, it's Ragna tested and approved.
>>740874
Are... you alright? You look and smell terrible, frankly.
No.740877
>>740873
>weeping dying down
>it's just the shower noises now
>>740874
>l e w d
>>740875
>UH
>time to make like a ninja and just
>clinging to the ceiling
>no one must know
No.740878
>>740875
>watches her go in
Man, lady bonding's changed since I grew up.
>fiddling with some chocolate behind his back
Ah well.
>pockets it
>>740877
Whatever. Bala'll probably whip her into shape.
No.740879
>>740876
Never better. Just rolled in from an anime convention. they had a maid cafe. I spent WAY too much money.
No.740880
>>740876
Should've figured he'd have chronic nightmares too. At this point, I don't think saying "Thanks" would be doing enough.
No.740881
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>>740877
>gee, I wonder where she went
>looks up
To defeat an enemy, you must think like them.
I'm pretty sure that's Sun Tzu but I don't really care.
Get down from there.
>>740878
>leans out
I can still hear you, you idiot.
>sniff sniff
...
>all women have a sixth sense for chocolate
>this is fact
No.740882
>>740879
>maid cafe
>this piques the Kaz's interest
Maids you say.
No.740883
>>740879
I used to love going to conventions. You must have been a huge hit there.
>>740880
Thank me after you stop shaking.
No.740884
>>740878
>shhhhh
>I am hiding
>>740881
Please...
>deep breath
I must regain myself first. I do not want to be like Roberta.
No.740885
>>740881
>And she calls me a dog.
What?
>>740884
>fishing about in his pockets
Could probably spare one...
No.740886
>>740883
...Give me a few minutes. I'll get over it.
No.740887
>>740882
Awwww yeah.
They had a Pokemon theme going - each of the maids was dressed like a different evolution of Eevee and they ended up playing naughty twister!! I've seen more risque stuff, sure - but they had spirit!!
>>740883
Damn right! I am the Red Comet, after all.
No.740888
>>740884
>trying to reach up to grab
>tfw heels
I don't think anyone could be like that bitch if they were committed to some Clockwork Orange type scenario. Really the overreacting is starting to become noticeable.
>>740885
>points to her nose
My sense of touch is partially deadened around my entire body, so everything else takes up the slack.
I'm touched.
>said like she doesn't mean it
>but she really does
No.740889
>>740887
>
I love this planet sometimes.
If only I could see the pictures.
>hmm
Naughty Twister...A means to improve morale back at camp!
No.740890
>>740886
Take your time. It's what I'm here for.
>>740887
>snorts
And by the look of it the afterparty must have been alright, too.
No.740891
>>740885
>chocolates?
>no wait I'm being stupid and I wasted water and AAAAAALLLLLL MYYYYYYY FAAAAAAAAAAULT
>>740888
She trained me for three years. I believe that is what you meant.
>ghh
I could not do half the things she does.
>
I lost control of myself. It scares me.
No.740892
>>740889
Dude I'll do you one better - I TAPED that shit!! I was just expecting someone to tell me to stop but they never did!! I'll send you a link once it's finished uploading to youtube.
>>740890
>heavy sigh
Yeah... I'm goin' back tomorrow!!
No.740893
>>740888
>produces a box of vodka liquor chocolate
Maybe these will warm that cold heart of yours.
>tosses them over
Ah.
>pulls out a small box of Ferrero Rocher
For the little one. Get her to quit wasting water already.
>tosses that too
>>740891
>shut up and eat already
No.740894
>>740890
Yeah, I know. I'd probably off doing some seriously crazy shit if people like you weren't around.
No.740895
>>740892
>takes his shades off
>oh no he's totally blind
These eyes that can't see something like naughty Pokemon maid Twister.
It...
>single tear
No.740896
>>740892
Naughty Twister... Now there's an idea and a half.
>>740894
Like fighting crime hungry, injured, and very slightly disturbed by the void.
No.740897
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>740895
>Char's heart is literally broken for him
Wait have you considered robot eyes?
No.740899
>>740896
>chuckles
Sounds about right.
No.740900
>>740891
So, what, this is you scared that you'll end up like the glasses bitch, right.
>
Show me one of your MAGs.
>>740893
>ahuehuehue
Last I recall no one here pays for the utilities.
>feeds the vodka chocos down the cleave slot
But I'll keep it in mind.
>...
I don't have anything for you. Russians aren't fond of sentimentality, mob bosses even less so.
No.740901
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>>740897
No, for the same reason I have an empty sleeve and pantleg.
The memory of the pain keeps my mind focused on revenge, to serve as a physical reminder that I will not be taken advantage of again.
Also because I don't want sunglasses implants like that Denton guy.
No.740902
>>740893
>AAAALL MYY-ohnoI'mslippingAAAAA
>>740900
>about to land on Bala
>twists out of the way
Guh... it is not...
>how do I words
>turns the water off
>shivering
They are empty. A man took and emptied my grenade launcher.
>...
Except for one.
>turns away from Bala
>fresh 40mm 'nade retrieved
No.740903
>>740899
This is just me returning the favour for you watching out for me all the time.
>yawns
So make sure you get me some good chocolate.
>winks
No.740904
>>740900
I'd be lying if I said I was disappointed. Actually, that's a lie. I was expecting some chocolate flavoured dog treats or something.
>>740902
>that girl needs to get her act togther
No.740905
>>740902
>blink
>where-
>you know what never mind
I don't need anything so urbane for this little demonstration.
>was she really showering in her dress
>Makarov retrieved
Yevgeny, come in here.
>mook runs in and salutes
>Kapitan!
Thank you.
>bang
>>740904
Unfortunately, chocolate gives regular dogs a bad case of "dying".
>>
You'll have to make do.
>...
>god fine
>smooches his cheek
No.740906
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>>740903
Sure thing. But don't complain if I go overboard.
No.740907
>>740904
>says the posterboy for losing control
>how's being a monster on the battlefield who can't tell friend from foe going
>>740905
>
>color drains from her face
Why did you do that?!
No.740908
>>740898
>>740901
Actually waiting on dropbox to move the files from my phone to my desktop so i can upload. it's taking its sweet time, tho...
>>740901
What about a mask instead? You could wear a cooool mask that feeds video into your brain like Geordi LaForge! They come in a variety of styles, too.
No.740909
>>740905
I think I've definitely come out the victor here.
>brushing the crumbs out of his hair
For a mob boss who apparently doesn't have time to buy something as trivial as chocolate you seem to love treats.
>>740907
>it's not so bad when it's just you vs an entire army
No.740911
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>>740908
No! No masks, no eyepatches, no bandannas!
...Sunglasses, though.
No.740912
>>740911
Eh - I can respect that... it's just a shame you can't see the maids is all...
No.740913
>>740910
As in, "fill half the building with boxes of chocolate." S'what happens when you have more money than you know what to do with.
No.740914
>>740907
Because he would die for me, it's as simple as that.
>
Would you?
The fear of death keeps humanity from going apeshit over every trivial thing. I don't think I could stand for a subhuman maid.
>>740909
They come in bulk.
>...
And sometimes we have to get creative with rations.
No.740915
>>740913
>...
>[sweat]
Please tell me you're joking.
No.740916
>>740912
But I can still feel them!
>flexing his one arm
Quick, how many of these places let you touch
No.740917
>>740909
>I have found male Roberta
>why is he hunky
>guh
>>740914
>mortality
>aaaaa
I do not want to die.
>shaking a little
>not out of fear
>she's pissed Bala would kill a dude just over a point
>bending down over Yvgeny to check if it was a blank
No.740918
>>740915
What're you looking so worried for?
No.740919
>>740914
Why not just set up some pet shop or something. I bet there's some niche mob market there.
>>740917
>don't worry you'll come to love it
>~
No.740920
>>740916
>Shrugs
>Forgets a blind guy can't see the shrug
No.740921
>>740918
I don't think I could live with myself.
No.740922
>>740921
Okay, okay. I won't go that far.
>at least he's stopped shaking
No.740923
>>740917
>surprise
>it was
As far as I know, your singular serving of active combat was in Roanapur, in which you did basically nothing.
You're angry over some undeserving sense of self-righteousness. I'll tell you now that if you want to continue doing the one thing you're good at and retain your sanity, you'll cut it out right now.
Today's allies are tomorrow's enemies, there are dozens of situations in which I'd have to shoot my comrade like that for real. And I would.
>>740919
Like a front?
>what is a reputable business
No.740924
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>>740920
Hello? Is anybody still there?
>oh
>
>starts whistling
No.740925
>>740922
There'll be more question than I can answer back at the League if I'm seen with that much chocolate.
No.740926
>>740919
>Lancer confirmed pedophile
>>740923
>jeez
>deep breath
I have done many things working with the head maid. Roanapur was different. There were others to do it so I did not need to.
>guh
But why?
No.740927
>>740924
Oh sorry was checking the upload. This is gonna' take a while.
>Scratching his head
I gotta get some sleep and the uploads taking forever. I'll link yall the videos tomorrow or sunday
No.740928
>>740923
Uh... Uh yeah, just go with that. Something to get rid of all these treats. Because god knows I don't.
>munching on Godivas
>>740926
>think of it as a future investment
No.740929
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>>740927
>
>too busy staring at this dog
see ya, matey
No.740930
>>740926
I'm not going to repeat myself.
Unless you have a fetish for having your heart broken, there's really nothing to gain by bringing anything to a fight that isn't a gun and a willingness to use it.
>she's cute when she cries though
>Bala no
It's too late for this kind of bullshit. I don't want to hear anymore of it for the rest of the night.
>>740928
>scowl
Are you telling me I wasted my money, Lancer?
>was that an admission
>probably
No.740931
>>740925
Well, I wouldn't want to embarrass you.
>grin
You do that well enough on your own.
No.740932
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>>740928
>I NEED AN ADULT
>>740930
...
...
...
>head lowered
No.740933
>>740930
Dunno, that's up to you to decide.
>
No.740935
>>740931
Well excuse you. I can be a very graceful and elephant lady when I feel like it. It's just too much effort. Now go to sleep already.
No.740936
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>>740932
>guh
>bring it in, meido
>time for hugs
Nobody lives forever, but we all have to make a living until we die.
Hating your job just means you hate yourself.
>>740933
>flicks a chocolate into his eye
Why do I ever bother.
No.740937
>>740936
>
>um
I do not hate my job. I love my job. I just do not want to lose what makes me, me.
>...
Mistress, you are suffocating me...
No.740938
>>740936
>chomps on it before it hits him
>nomnom
Who knows. I like to call it animal magnetism.
>gets up and brushes off the crumbs
Try not to hurt the little one too much.
>spiritmodes off
No.740939
>>740935
Jeez. I'm only kidding.
>yawn
...Really do appreciate this, though.
>
>
>
>annnd he's out
No.740940
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>>740937
>muttering
Wasn't talking to you.
>squish
Tell me then, what's supposed to differentiate you from the rest.
>>740938
>rrr
Stupid dog, you made me look bad.
>OOGA BOOGA BOOGA
>
Where the hell did that come from.
No.740941
>>740940
>oh
>oh
>git hugged mafiamom
>this is what
>h u m a n i t y
No.740942
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>>740941
>
Well it's good enough.
No.740944
>>740943
>when did I start having feelings and how soon can I get rid of them
>
>plugs an ice cream sandwich in her mouth
Needless to say, displays of affection don't make for good business for me.
No.740946
>>740945
>I want to pinch those cheeks
>shouldn't I be worrying about gun prices or something
Tomorrow's Saturday. You're taking the day off.
No.740947
>>740946
>blink
>hwat
Take... the day off? What does that mean?
No.740948
>>740947
You're killing me.
>puff
The men go into town to gamble and let off steam, as long as they make sure to make good return on their contacts.
It's only fair your free day is the same.
No.740949
>>740948
But then who will do the cooking and cleaning?
No.740950
>>740949
>shrug
I kill people for a living, dear. I have people to think about those things for me.
And when they're not, I guess nobody is.
No.740951
>>740950
>checks a watch
>12:00
...
>pulls her maid dress off
>
I feel... naked.
No.740952
>>740951
>cute
And I'm sure the dishes and laundry will survive for another 24 hours.
>...
I'd change too but I wear this everywhere.
No.740953
>>740952
What do I do now?
>what is free time
No.740954
>>740953
Whatever you want to, of course.
Within reason, Hotel Moscow's reputation is in a perilous state right now what with the whole coming back to life shenanigans.
>
You're going to say something like you don't know what you want to do, right.
>jesus fucking
>flask out
>uh
How I spend my time looks pretty self-explanatory.
No.740955
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>>740954
I never had time when I was not working.
>...
>just standing around
No.740956
>>740955
>
>
>
>deep sigh: heaved
Do not do your job. I forbid it.
No.740957
>>740956
But it is all I know how to do...
>lost_puppy.exe
No.740958
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>>740957
>ugh
Remind me to not pick up anymore lost causes.
>pulls meido onto her lap
No.740959
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>>740958
>
>moe engine running
No.740960
>>740959
>I hate everything
>munching a vodka choco
Boris.
>Da, Kapitan.
>Boris turns around
>doors locked
Mm.
>'mere
>gon squish u
No.740962
>>740961
>stuffed toy meido picked up
>
>bed time
No.740964