No.740963
NINE HUNDRED DOLLARYDOOMS?!
No.740965
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Why am I here again?
...Eh. At least it somehow doesn't stink to high hell anymore.
No.740966
High capacity Tesla coil, huh... I'll admit, I'm surprised I'm alive right now with this thing.
No.740968
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>>740967
Something tells me that primitive box of bolts is about to burst through the wall and give you a verbal lashing.
Almost like some kinda ironic reverse of my idiot Tager.
No.740969
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>>740968
Yeeeep, that's my life alright.
>Lights up a cig
No.740970
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>>740969
No one to blame but your own idiot self.
No.740971
>>740970
Mhm. That's what I tell myself.
No.740972
>>740971
So do something about it you clod. What kind of moron cat are you?
No.740973
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>>740972
Do you get off on making everyone you meet feel inferior? Talk about pathetic.
No.740974
>>740973
Now there's a stupid question coming from a walking shrine to the almighty inferiority complex.
No.740975
>>740974
Oh please, and I suppose insulting me further is gonna make you the better person? That's a good joke bruh!
No.740976
>>740975
Who said anything about being a better person? Projecting's only making you look even more insignificant and petty.
I'm disgusted to share half a genus with you. Thank whatever powers that be that my dad isn't around, you'd kill him out of shame.
No.740977
>>740976
Aww, then I wouldn't be able to sit here, taking grillings from you, and you know how much I like those!
No.740978
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>>740977
Not the only grilling you're getting. And the sad part is you're not even being sarcastic. Somewhere deep down in that greasy little heart you're loving this, otherwise you wouldn't be here.
No.740979
>>740978
Oh you got me down perfect! Mmm how I get off on low lives like you trying to bring my day down!!!
No.740980
>>740979
Masochist denying masochism. Now I get how something as primitive as a box on wheels containing a fragile android can boss you around.
No.740981
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>>740980
So... can I go back to what I was doing or are you going to grill me further, because this is quite fun!
No.740982
>>740980
Yeesh. Ease off, Koko. Gonna give the whippersnapper a stroke.
No.740983
>>740981
The fact that you even bothered to break from your monotonous abuse-driven programming only punctuates my point: you're really actually enjoying this.
I don't know what's sadder, the fact that I am too or the fact that your boss is a glorified toaster who gets away with this all the time.
>>740982
Yeah yeah, quit following me around Jubei. You know you're dead to me.
>stalks off
No.740984
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>>740982
>>740983
Still nicer compared to most customers I get.
No.740985
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>>740983
Got my ears and tail, and'er mom's venom... goddamn.
>>740984
Err, uh, sorry 'bout m'daughter. She gets like that sometimes... all the time.
No.740986
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>>740985
Eh, I'm sort of used to it really.
No.740987
>>740986
Jeez... guess that's as good as it gets.
I oughtta tail'er before she gets in bigger trouble.
...Har. Tail. Cat puns.
>darts off
No.740988
>>740987
Heh, that's a good one!
>Goes back to making burgs
No.740989
I wonder if anything's changed here...
No.740990
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One two AND One two AND...
>>740989
Oh, hey Samus.
No.740991
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>checks his watch
Midnight... Valentine's Day huh.
>pulls out a box of Iain Burnett truffles
Mmm. Tasty.
>2sad
No.740992
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>>740990
>
Trainer...? You're alive?
>>740991
>?
No.740993
>>740992
Of course, I've just been running a gym in town is all.
>Sips on a smoothie
No.740994
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>>740993
A gym...
>doing a quick search on her suit's computer
Oh. A place to exercise.
No.740995
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>>740994
Yep, been getting a few people working out in there too, mostly muscle heads, buuut I'm not complaining. What about you, still fighting the good fight?
No.740997
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>>740995
I've been working if that's what you meant. People sure do love trying to blow up planets I'm hunting on.
>>740996
You look despondent. Need someone dead?
>Samus no bad bounty hunter
No.740998
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Is our next competition happening here...?
No.740999
>>740997
>Nods
Well it is good to see you again, maybe you could stop by my gym sometime, teach some of my members a thing or two.
No.741000
>>740997
>...
Kinda the opposite.
>munchmunch
>>740998
Competition?
No.741001
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>>740998
Sheik too... huh.
I hope they let me use more of my arsenal next time, I've got so many different things than my basic beam and missile.
...Who am I kidding, "fair and balanced" is going to keep me in low tier.
>>740999
I don't think they'd survive the encounter. Not to mention I'm still blacklisted across the galaxy, I'm not even supposed to be here thanks to the Federation's machinations.
>>741000
I can bring them in alive too.
>Samus
>stop
Is the pay good?
>stop
...You're not offering work, are you.
No.741002
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>>740998
Oh, hey there Sheik. Didn't expect to see you here.
>>741000
Smash Competition.
>>741001
Geez, that really bites. Where are you not blacklisted at anyways, out of curiosity?
No.741003
>>741001
>visibly wounded
N-no...
>>741002
The fuck is that?
No.741004
>>741002
The Outer Rim, anywhere the Hutt Cartel has a hand in a pocket. I work with Boba Fett sometimes.
Wonder where Maine went. I miss him sometimes.
>>741003
>???
So what's wrong then. I'll freely admit I'm not too good at comforting. I was raised as a warrior, not a matron.
No.741005
>>741003
Fighting competition.
>>741004
Geez, that's sounds far far away from here. I suppose you got good work there though.
No.741006
>>741000
We all fight in tournaments together.
>>741001
The restrictions must be unbearable. You could do so much more...at least the events are only charity.
>>741002
Likewise. You've been MIA for awhile, is everything alright...?
No.741007
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>>741005
It's several galaxies away. With my ship it's a four month trip. At least there's cryosleep.
>>741006
If they let me have any of my other beams then there wouldn't be much of a competition. Setting my Charge to such a low setting that it only leaves bruises is something else.
At least charity has no impact on my reputation. I'm still feared by my enemies.
No.741008
>>741006
Well, I've opened up a gym in town, and I've been busy running it.
>>741007
>Nods once more
Four months in cryosleep. How do you do it Samus?
No.741009
>>741004
Mourning the dead here, girly.
>>741005
Oh hell yeah, I'm up for a good brawl.
>>741006
You with all these ladies... Damn.
No.741010
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>>741008
...By sleeping. Adam pilots the ship. When I wake up I do intensive training to counteract any muscular atrophy and have a nutrient paste to keep my bone density high.
>>741009
>guh
>hops out of her suit
>
>shoulderpat
Who?
No.741011
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>>741008
And anyone foolish enough not to will pay the price in blood.
>>741009
>disguise still working
>yus
Not in that way, but yes, we are friends.
>>741008
A business of your own? Congratulations, Trainer.
No.741012
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>>741009
Oh? How good are you, just out of curiosity?
>>741010
>Nods
Hmm, aren't you a bit worried that the Federation probably know your here?
>>741011
Thank you Shiek, you should come over sometime, I tell stories about fighting you guys from time to time and they are interested in meeting you!
No.741013
>>741010
>trying to mourn here boner
Finest warrior in the highlands.
>offers a truffle
>>741011
So it's not to the death huh?
>>741012
Best spearman you'll see in your life.
No.741014
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>>741011
I wouldn't say blood. I tend not to leave bodies.
>>741012
I've been keeping quiet and taking the long way around their blockades.
It wouldn't surprise me if they knew though. If they did, they're probably mobilizing some large taskforce to take me in alive so they can take my suit.
I'll be sure to leave, I don't want this planet to be destroyed.
>>741013
>feather pubes, Cu
A warrior... I'll have to pay my respects then.
No.741015
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>>741012
...uhm
>"Come on Sheik, let's hit those showers"
>"What's the problem, we're all guys here"
>internally screaming
I would be happy to give a quick visit. Though I hope you haven't been divulging too much.
>>741013
No, they're just tests of strength and skill. We fight until knockout, and sometimes until our wallets are empty. But I don't think many people like that specific contest...
>>741014
>a chill crawls up her spine
Certainly not. Vaporization is nothing if not efficient.
No.741016
>>741013
A spears-man huh, we don't get much of those, we usually get swordsmen!
>>741014
I hope to the sun that never happens. If it does, I'm sure you'll protect us.
No.741017
>>741014
Heh. I bet she'd give me a hiding for moping like this.
>polishes off the last of the chocolates
Happy Valentines day and all, eh?
>>741015
Battle of the wallets?!
>>741016
Swords are overrated.
No.741018
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>>741015
Isn't it?
>slight smile
>she does it so often it's not even an afterthought, erasing people from existence
>>741016
Of course I will, I've got an arsenal that could threaten the universe itself.
>>741017
Happy what?
>pay no attention to the external ligaments
>genetic manipulation is some weird stuff
No.741019
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>>741015
Of course not, I like to keep my stories brief so it gives my members more time to work out.
>>741017
I can see the appeal, but it dosen't beat good old fitness!
>>741018
>Smiles a bit
You're the best Samus, you know that?
No.741020
>>741017
We punch each other. And...coins come out. Whoever has the most wins.
>disgruntled look
Fighting is difficult enough without needing to stuff your pockets in the process.
>>741019
Rightfully so. Your business will do just fine.
>>741018
>Naryu if you are listening please keep my poker face still
>gentle laugh
It almost makes anything I can do seem like a mundane playground scrap.
No.741021
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>>741019
I would be if Sakurai let me use more than my Charge Beam and missile. Or at least let me dial the speed and intensity back up to normal.
>>741020
Which is probably why I'm restricted to the equivalent of a wet noodle when it comes to my tournament arsenal. I think mister Miyamoto would get mad if I turned the plumber to loose subatomic particles.
"It's-a me, leptons" isn't as catchy.
No.741022
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>>741020
Thanks Shiek, I try my best. Though nothing will ever beat me trying to teach Bowser yoga, that was a hard task!
>>741021
>Snorts
I really wished he would add in Geno, buuuut no, another FE character is good!
No.741023
>>741018
>accidental staring
Valentine's? No?
>>741019
I'm pretty fit myself, as I'm sure you can see~
>>741020
I can't even afford half my groceries, let alone have some schmucks beat it out of me.
>...
Although...
>[oy vey intensifies]
No.741024
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>>741022
Corrin seems nice, like Robin. I'm not too pleased about Roy. Ike's much better.
>>741023
>eyebrow raised
You're staring pretty intensely.
>
Valentine's...
>her suit walks up to her and pops open
>tapping away at a holo display
>Google time
Oh, a holiday about love.
No.741025
>>741023
>Taps her chin
Not too bad, but can you do some yoga?
>>741024
Oh she is nice. I also really enjoy Bayonetta's company.
No.741026
>>741022
Make him forgo the spats next time.
>shudders
>>741023
I'm not gambling rupees, it's hard enough to get supplies as is.
>grumbles and holds her shekel bag tighter
>>741021
>bites back a giggle
It certainly isn't as marketable, no. And I think everyone appreciates still having flesh on their backs.
At least Ridley is around to vent those frustrations on.
No.741027
>>741024
>averts his eyes
You don't know about it? Where are you even from?
>>741025
I'm fairly flexy, but I don't think I'm that flexy.
>>741026
Ain't that the truth.
>leaning in
>whispering
Tell me though, any of the ladies around here, or any others in this tournament of yours worth it?
No.741028
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>>741025
I do too. She's pretty great.
...Wait, Corrin's a girl?
>>741026
>Ridley
Never ever.
>grins
I don't mind being the only representative if he's the only other option. I don't think I could hold back on him.
>>741027
My home colony was destroyed and I was raised a few galaxies away on the planet Zebes.
No.741029
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>>741026
I'll keep that in mind, still, once he got into it, he said that he felt relaxed.
>>741027
I suppose I could help teach you some things.
>>741028
I think she can be a male and a female, sort of like Robin.
No.741030
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No.741031
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>>741027
...
>[sweat]
I do not personally feel that way for anyone I fight with. But I'm sure other people would say otherwise, most of the ladies there are quite nice. The princess of the stars, and Miss Bayonetta, for example.
>>741030
>go back to Rube
>>741029
>Bowser
>relaxed
>(X) Doubt
...if anyone could make that overgrown snapping turtle feel relaxed, it would be you.
>>741028
>I guess the chances of that aren't too big
>outright snickering now
I understand completely. It's hard to be around Ganondorf as much as I am these days.
No.741032
>>741028
>wat 2 an heck
Sorry, come again? Planet?
>>741029
Maybe...
>looking her up and down
Tell me first though, are you some kind of zombie?
>>741030
>am I being watched
No.741033
>>741031
>who the hell is that?
>also stop looking at me
>>741032
>sssshhhhhh
No.741034
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>>741029
Magic is weird.
>>741030
>tonight
>you
>>741031
Ganondorf didn't eat your parents right in front of you.
>>741032
Yes. Planet.
No.741035
>>741031
>Snorts
It takes hard work, and a bit of time and patients.
>>741032
Not at all, it's a skin condition.
>>741034
It is. Say, did you fight Ryu yet?
No.741036
>>741034
>sssshhh I'm not here
>stop looking at me
No.741037
>>741031
Hm. I don't know any princess of the stars or a Bayonetta, but they can't be half bad.
>gestures at the people present
Any of this lot?
>>741033
>oh ok
>>741034
Ok, so you're some crazy alien warrior. That's definitely a first.
>>741035
Ok, so this whole complexion thing is natural. Phew.
No.741038
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>>741033
>you stop looking at me first
>>741035
I can only imagine. I try not to linger around any of the "kings" we fight with.
>>741034
>I guess taking a siege on your kingdom doesn't count
I wasn't making it out to be a competition, Samus. But I apologize.
No.741039
>>741038
>YOU STOP LOOKING AT ME!
>>741037
>yes go back to your daily things......
No.741040
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>>741035
I did. He's pretty good.
>>741036
>tonight
>you
>and me
>hunting xenos
>I'm not taking no for an answer
>>741037
So what makes me "crazy"?
>>741038
>Ganondorf's also kind of a hunk so guh
It's fine. I overreacted.
No.741041
>>741040
>fine just tell the girl ninja to stop looking at me
No.741042
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>>741037
Of course.
>>741038
>Chuckles a bit
That wouldn't be your style, would it?
>>741040
He really is, probably one of the best I've ever fought.
No.741043
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>>741042
>"probably one of the best I've ever fought"
>and now I know what I'm going to stalk today
No.741044
>>741041
>yeah okay
>>741042
I can't say the same considering my job, but for a pure blooded human his strength is immeasurable.
No.741045
>>741040
Don't take it that literally. Take it as a compliment.
>>741042
So tell me, what's your fighting style? You don't seem like a martial artist.
No.741046
>>741043
>Quit looking at me
>>741044
>Shrugs
I don't know, he is quite good with Combos.
>>741045
I fight with yoga and the power of the sun!
No.741047
>>741045
I'll take your word for it.
>wait...
>blue hair, ponytail
You're the Lancer that Diarmuid talked about.
>>741046
That's what I meant. His strength is obscene for just a human.
No.741048
>>741046
>pfft
>cracks into laughter
O-oh god, you're serious.
>>741047
D? How the hell do you- actually of course you'd know him. The dude's got a face like no other. How the hell he got an alien babe is beyond me, though.
No.741049
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>>741047
I suppose he must work out quite a bit to get that level of strength.
>>741048
Of course, I got the same reaction from a lot of the fighters I met.
No.741050
>>741048
He looked so helpless, so I took him home with me and he explained something about a contract. I took him for a mercenary and let him stay with me. Then my hand started burning and left some mark.
>shrug
Being called "master" isn't something I'm used to.
>>741049
I think he trains by fighting. He keeps talking about the road to being a warrior.
No.741051
>>741049
Humour me here, how do you go about beating people up? Out stretching them?
>>741050
>
>
What?!
No.741052
>>741050
Quite a dedicated training style.
>>741051
>Charges up a sun beam
Like this,,,
No.741053
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>>741051
I didn't stutter.
>>741052
It's impressive for sure.
No.741054
>>741052
Uh... What are you doing?
>>741053
No wonder he's been gone for so damn long. You haven't been putting him through too much shit, I hope. Poor guy's too noble for his own good.
No.741055
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>>741053
You know, I wouldn't mind meeting any of the other fighters he went up against.
>>741054
>Fires off said sun beam somewhere else
Saluting the sun of course
No.741056
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>>741054
He's pretty capable.
>
Define "too much."
>>741055
You could ask him about it. I know he understands English.
No.741057
>>741055
>...
>takes a peek at the view
The sun huh?
>snaps back to normal
I know a guy who does the same, except a lot... bigger.
>>741056
Well he told me he tried to give you a shitload of chocolate after he got too much from other girls. Noble, but ultimately a little oblivious.
No.741058
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>>741056
I will next time I see him.
>>741057
Oh? Do tell me about him.
No.741059
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>>741057
It was too much, I didn't know what to do.
>>741058
Tell him I said "hello", will you?
No.741060
>>741058
Pale, white hair, huuuuuuuuuuuuuge spear. Don't ask him to show you his sun beam, because you definitely won't survive.
>>741059
>snorts
A pragmatist and an idealist. Aren't you two quite the combination.
No.741061
>>741059
Of course, he'd be happy to know you're back on earth!
>>741060
I'll keep that in mind.
No.741062
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>>741060
The nobility is... cute. That trait's pretty rare outside this planet.
>>741061
I'll have to fight him outside my suit sometime.
No.741063
>>741060
>eating a sandwich
>:c
No.741064
>>741061
He might come across as simple, but give him time. He's a nice dude.
>>741062
I'm sure it's not just the nobility.
>eyebrow wiggle
>>741063
>?
Everything alright?
No.741065
>>741062
>Chuckles
You think he'd have a chance of beating you without the suit?
>>741063
>>741064
Is that him then?
No.741066
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>>741064
Jinako didn't like sandwiches for Valentine's day.
>...
And we're out of mayo.
>>741065
Hello.
No.741067
>>741064
Eh?
>>741065
It's less that and more "giving him a fighting chance."
I'm not using my tourney setup right now, if I used my suit he'd be a very attractive pile of dust.
No.741068
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>>741066
How do you do?
>>741067
That much is true. You think he and Little Mac would have a bit of a rivalry with each other by the way?
No.741069
>>741065
Something something speak of the devil, yeah.
>>741066
No, I doubt she would have. Chocolates tend to be better substitutes.
>cracks open a fresh jar of mayo
Here.
>>741067
Uh.
>points to his face where Deermud's love spot is
You know, the spot?
No.741070
>>741068
How do I do?
>uh
>...
>...
With a spear?
>>741069
I've never had chocolate before. Arjuna and his caste never let us untouchables near it.
>!
Thank you!
>sticks the sandwich directly into the jar
No.741071
>>741068
Boxing against martial arts... who knows?
>>741069
He has a higher concentration of melanin on a small spot, yes. What about it?
>alien space amazon immunity
>wew lads
No.741072
File: 1455391681484.jpg (14.25 KB, 236x330, 118:165, 4bb8fb8b906d3ec9d02d6a1adb….jpg)
>>741069
>Nods
He does look as pale as I.
>>741070
It's a greeting, I've heard a bit about you from your friend over here.
>>741071
Would be quite an interesting fight no doubt.
No.741073
>>741070
That class system's been abolished a long time ago. Mostly.
>watching him dip is sandwich
>not even gonna stop him at this point
>>741071
Never mind then. I need to have a good chat with that guy.
>>741072
Be nice to him, yeah. I've got chocolates to hand out.
>runs off
No.741074
>still looking in that mirror
>Why is there a line through my eyes and tongue?
>Maybe I don't know how to look at things?
>a bubble pops off of the mirror
>no longer reflective
Oh!
No.741075
>>741072
He did?
>what a nice friend
I'm Karna.
>pale
>polite
Sister?
>>741073
Most-oh.
No.741076
File: 1455392356101.png (509.56 KB, 600x665, 120:133, samus_metroid_fusion_by_so….png)
>>741072
Mac would be at a handicap by boxing rules.
>>741073
Goodbye.
No.741077
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>>741073
Will do!
>>741075
Call me trainer
>Shakes her head
I'm afraid not.
>>741076
Good point. Buuut I suppose he would put up a good fight.
No.741078
>>741075
>maybe I should ask someone else
Can you...see me?
No.741079
>>741077
Oh...
It's nice to meet you, Trainer.
Jinako played a Princess Trainer game one time, but I don't think you have anything to do with that.
>>741078
>?
>Discernment of the Poor
>evil: 3%
Yes, I can see you very well.
No.741080
File: 1455392818365.gif (811.77 KB, 500x211, 500:211, tumblr_nziw17Try01trwxuqo1….gif)
>>741077
Until he gets checked by hadokens.
I should go now.
>suit up
Another time, Trrainer.
>clomps off
No.741081
File: 1455392852208.jpg (14.25 KB, 236x330, 118:165, 4bb8fb8b906d3ec9d02d6a1adb….jpg)
>>741079
Princess Trainer huh? What is that about then?
>>741080
>waves her off
No.741082
>>741079
You can? That's a relief, for a second I thought I was going crazy or something.
>bubbles piling up
>oh no
Uh...
>backs away
No.741083
>petting a bat
I don't know why Caster doesn't like you: you're adorable.
No.741084
>>741081
I'm not sure, she wouldn't let me watch.
It must have been violent, there was a lot of moaning.
>>741082
I can see everything about you, Kira Yoshikage.
>DON DON
I like your bubbles.
No.741085
>squished by the bat
Is it too late to say sorry?
No.741086
>>741083
A girl playing with a bat?
Now that's just crazy! Insane!
>>741084
>>741085
>!
>rubbing his eyes
What the hell
No.741087
File: 1455393242284.png (149.55 KB, 1007x756, 1007:756, 9792b4d25cdf8b34b587e8402c….png)
>>741084
>Moaning
>Oh no...
I would say that sounds violent to me.
>Shakes her head
Hmm, tell me about Jinako
>>741085
You okay?
No.741088
>>741086
I'm not a woman.
>the bat flies away
Sheesh...
>>741087
Well I'm not dead.
No.741089
>>741086
Arjuna might know more.
>distant chuuni screaming posing
Maybe not.
>>741087
>?
I can't tell you about my Master unless she lets me, I won't break her trust.
No.741090
>>741088
I suppose that is good.
>>741089
Now that is an honorable thing to do.
No.741091
File: 1455393632976.jpg (328.27 KB, 850x1200, 17:24, sample-0dfaa71b0ee36d8193b….jpg)
>>741088
Huh?
>ducks past Batucard
That was a bat, in broad daylight!
>>741089
>[SCARED]
No.741092
File: 1455393826899.jpg (745.42 KB, 520x726, 260:363, tumblr_mly7azdUGS1rj5jexo3….jpg)
>>741090
Yep...
>>741091
>uh
They're mostly nocturnal but not entirely.
No.741093
>>741090
Why are you so pale?
>>741091
>oh no he's scared
>feels bad, Manos
You're in the right direction.
No.741094
File: 1455393874963.jpg (84.27 KB, 500x889, 500:889, 32c54441b56867c03ed33e0697….jpg)
No.741095
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>>741093
Skin condition, mostly comes from my strength as a yoga instructor.
No.741096
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>>741092
That's heavy! Really heavy!
That's so heavy, I might have to sit down!
>sits
>on Soft & Wet, unbeknownst to him
>>741093
One Direction?
>>741094
People sleep here!?
No.741097
File: 1455394015237.gif (779.83 KB, 540x304, 135:76, tumblr_nqoaef3NxF1rdfsmyo2….gif)
>>741094
>kicking around
>
>
>
Oh fuck.
No.741098
>>741096
>who the fuck is yelling goddammit I just aaaaaaaaaa
>cracks an eye open
You wanna die
>>741097
>and now I'm being kicked-
>
>
>
>I don't remember climbing in bed with her
Uh...
No.741099
>>741095
But that's not how yoga works.
>tfw Indian
>tfw know what he's talking about
You're sure you're not a daughter of Surya? Or covered in mayo?
>>741096
...
No.741100
>>741099
>Shrugs
I guess I'm not sure why I'm so pale. I might need to look into this.
No.741101
>>741098
>nope no no nope
>nothing's happening
>just a bad dream
>baaaaaaaaaaaaad dream
Fuckin' nightmare.
>rolls over
>please go unconscious again
No.741102
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>>741098
>!!
N-Not really, no!
>bubble floating next to Jay's ear
>uh oh
>>741099
>
No.741103
File: 1455394379604.jpg (115.32 KB, 700x554, 350:277, 8785677c7055bca09a6f024002….jpg)
>>741100
Ok.
>
Do you want to do forms with me.
>>741102
You sound stressed.
Yoga helps.
No.741104
>>741101
>goddammit
Rev?
>>741102
>why does that bubble have a star
>squints at Softo
Swear to fuck if that's a bomb I'm gonna fuckin' pull your guts out through your nose.
No.741105
File: 1455394425208.jpg (14.25 KB, 236x330, 118:165, 4bb8fb8b906d3ec9d02d6a1adb….jpg)
>>741103
>Smiles a bit
I wouldn't mind that at all.
>Join in formation
No.741106
File: 1455394613031.jpg (134.3 KB, 850x686, 425:343, sample-e97f74214bd1c188e13….jpg)
>>741103
Yoga?
>uh
>
Am I doing it right.
>>741104
A BOMB!?
>distant OH MY GOD JC
No.741107
>>741104
>leg primed under the sheets
>Revy Style: Ball Crusher of the Setting Sun
You wanna die
No.741108
File: 1455394743043.png (167.5 KB, 500x369, 500:369, tumblr_o0etlybLny1ssg673o2….png)
>>741105
>P O S E
>when did the brown guy get there
Arjuna?
>Silence, BRRRROOOOTHERRRRR
You want to do forms?
>Shut up!
No.741109
File: 1455394769058.jpg (37.92 KB, 540x593, 540:593, 6eaed9303ba2001ed682f45992….jpg)
>>741106
>shakes his head
Fuckin' punchghost weirdos.
>>741107
>feel, don't think
>
>shhhhh
No.741110
File: 1455394854245.png (142.62 KB, 800x834, 400:417, wii_fit_trainer_2_by_shygo….png)
>>741106
Good form.
>>741108
>Keeps up with him, breathing in
No.741111
File: 1455395004360.jpg (52.02 KB, 428x689, 428:689, 89936e3118a7c29708b5cc65a9….jpg)
>>741109
>
>
>
>Gappy stop staring
Uh.
>bubble pops
>taking with it Jay's muscle elasticity
>have fun being stuck like that for a bit
>>741110
But I'm not even doing anything?
No.741112
>>741109
>Duck_Quack.mp3
Jay what the fuck're you doin', quit bein' a homo.
No.741113
File: 1455395144578.png (206.07 KB, 679x397, 679:397, tumblr_o0etlybLny1ssg673o1….png)
>>741110
Why do you always do this.
>I'm not doing anything! You're the one always bungling up my plans!
You have plans?
>Shut up!
>this is no longer yoga
No.741114
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>>741111
>Lazarus juices working to counteract the rigidity
>still gonna be a few minutes
...
>I'm gonna kill him.
>>741112
>tfw can't move
>enjoy the hug, Revy
No.741115
>>741111
>Blinks a bit
Hmm...
>>741113
Hmm? You two okay?
No.741116
File: 1455395468313.jpg (417.81 KB, 650x614, 325:307, d3a40526149c0565b231851cc2….jpg)
>>741114
>pls no
>I'm just a poor boy
>I need no sympathy
>BECAUSE IT'S EASY COME
>EASY GO
Get out of my head, words!
>>741115
>another bubble pops on the ground
>taking with it the property of friction
>impossible for anyone on it to stand: yes
Whoa!
>sliding around
No.741117
File: 1455395519895.jpg (129.98 KB, 547x464, 547:464, 019cdd9010312ca8f614bdeb6d….jpg)
>>741114
>SHE HATES IT
Dude I'm not fuckin' joking. Get outta here or I'll scrape your ass.
No.741118
File: 1455395566232.png (142.14 KB, 453x340, 453:340, tumblr_o0etlybLny1ssg673o3….png)
>>741115
>in unison
We're fine.
>also floating to avoid Gappy's bubble fuckery
No.741119
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>>741116
...Mind telling me how you did that?
>Steps away
>>741118
Oooh boy, sibling rivalry, right?
No.741120
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>>741116
>Man my nose itches too and I can't scratch it.
>>741117
>You're just gonna have to deal with it, I can't fuckin' move.
>...This is nice.
No.741121
>>741119
>steps
>with the friction gone
>nah, bae
>you're on the ground
Did what? That wasn't an earthquake?
>>741120
>sliding towards Jay
>oh no
>please
No.741122
>>741119
Something like that.
>I'll kill you, brother!
I know.
>Gah!
No.741123
File: 1455395829766.jpg (130.82 KB, 900x1107, 100:123, d0537fdcc67dd4d5983505eeff….jpg)
>>741121
>Tumbles, glaring a bit
I know, it's just... Oh forget it.
>>741122
>Sighs a bit
I hope you two consider solving this, it'll only get uglier.
No.741124
>>741120
>deal with it levels are dangerously low, cap'n
You fuckin' wiseass! I'll-
>struggling for her gun
>Jay 2 strong
No.741125
>>741121
>
>>741124
>I'm probably liking this as much as you.
>Seriously my fucking nose is screaming somebody help.
No.741126
>>741123
>Well if you insist!
Brother, wai-
>cue fighting with country-destroying weapons
No.741127
>>741123
>ANGRY PREDATOR SOUNDS
No.741128
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>>741123
>that's a butt
Well I don't think I can just forget something like that, I bet your brain would hurt.
>scrabbling for purchase
>>741125
>aaaaAAAAAAAAAAAA
>Bowling_Balls.mp4
No.741129
>>741127
NO!
>
>>741126
>Sighs, facepalming a bit
Not what I meant...
>>741128
>Sighs deeply
I'm just gonna go back to my gym
>Heads out
No.741130
File: 1455396105426.png (274.62 KB, 500x551, 500:551, tumblr_nar3r62RxM1tu9bwyo1….png)
>>741125
Not even gonna fuckin' say anything, huh? HUH!?
>RRRRRRRRRRRRRR
NOTHING HAPPENED, DAMN IT
No.741131
>>741128
>couch sent sliding
>Gonna kill him gonna kill him gonna kill him gonna kill him gonna kill him gonna kill him
>GONNA KILL HIM
>>741130
>and here
>we
>go
>sloooowly turns his head in Gappy's direction
>YES. NOW STRIKE HIM DOWN.
>back to Rev
Got all... rigor mortis-y.
>cough
Sorry.
No.741132
>>741129
"probably one of the best I've ever fought"
>you lied to me!
>this Ryu was not a worthy fighter at all!
No.741133
>>741129
Uh...
>>741131
>HELP
>I NEED SOMEBODY
>HELP
>NOT JUST ANYBODY
The words are back!
>scrabbling motions catches up with him
>tumbles ass over teapot into a wall
No.741134
>>741131
>HAHA YES I'M FREE
Sorry, huh.
>
No.741135
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>>741133
Run.
>I'm gonna fucking skin his punchghost ass
>>741134
>goddammit I wanna be scary but my maybe-girlfriend isn't letting me
>back in the hug
No.741136
>>741135
>WELPTIMETOGO
>WOOPWOOPWOOPWOOP
No.741137
>>741135
>ow my back
>ow my ribs
AW YOU SHITHEAD
No.741138
File: 1455396742305.jpg (66.36 KB, 500x431, 500:431, tumblr_o0fqsuxnJK1qetczro1….jpg)
>>741137
>Feel, don't think.
>Cass get out of my head
>guh
Rev. I, uh...
No.741139
>>741138
>decks him in the face
...gkkt.
>face buried in his chest
>don't wanna hear none o that, homes
No.741140
>>741139
>clonk
>it's like hitting cement
>how many times has that skull been broken
Close enough.
>hand on her head
>jeez
No.741141
>>741140
>grunt
>muffled "need a fucking cigarette"
No.741142
File: 1455397163337.jpg (42.29 KB, 500x686, 250:343, 5e5e4b75bd97f42b98543da525….jpg)
>>741141
>fishing around his BELT POUCHES
>pack get
...Are these my explosive fake ones or-
>little red bat symbol
>puts them away
>fishing again
>ciggie get
'mere.
No.741143
>>741142
>just snatches the one out of his mouth
Fuck you.
>smokes half of it in one go
>Rev slow down
No.741144
>>741143
>puts the unlit ciggie in his mouth
Yeah...
No.741145
>>741144
>you fool
>I'm taking that one too
>
So.
Quit staring like a dipshit and say somethin'.
S'gonna be the part when you pull some bullshit out of your ass and make it all better, right. Well hurry up.
No.741146
>>741145
>god-
>emergency cigs hidden IN HIS STOMACH
Make what better, I don't know what the hell I'm doin' half the time with you anymore and it's throwin' me off.
I always know what I'm doin'. I was trained to.
Fuck, Rev. What the hell are we doing?
No.741147
File: 1455397777194.jpg (136.09 KB, 849x607, 849:607, sample-a90eba9958b9b794e6d….jpg)
>>741146
Why the fuck'd you think I just asked you?
I ain't good at this shit, right. So why the hell does it keep happening.
Just wanna kill somebody and sleep this off.
No.741148
>>741147
This doesn't gotta change anything, way I see it.
>
Jus' don't do somethin' stupid like get shot for me. I'm a big boy, can handle a hunk of lead.
No.741149
>>741148
>ppft
You think you're anything better'n a meatshield you're a bigger dumbass than I thought.
No.741150
>>741149
>
Guess I'm still a little loose in the head from getting socked.
>third cig go
Mind lightin'?
No.741151
File: 1455398360852.jpg (230.06 KB, 960x726, 160:121, 85f1534568e5b4895fb6d62e0f….jpg)
>>741150
Still a fuckhead.
>uh
>fine
>cig kissu go
No.741152
>>741151
No more'n you. We're a two-pair.
No.741153
File: 1455398511831.jpg (189.95 KB, 1280x853, 1280:853, tumblr_n963a7Fy271shwicno1….jpg)
>>741152
>rrr
Yeah ok, I get the fuckin' point.
This still ain't killin' anybody, Jay.
No.741154
>>741153
Then the fuck're we doin' here still?
>it's nice tho
Let's get goin'. Plenty of time to make a fool outta me with the quota outta the way.
No.741155
File: 1455398770650.gif (1000.86 KB, 540x287, 540:287, tumblr_nj4hwqXHj41rdfsmyo1….gif)
>>741154
Y'know what they say, Jay.
I have big gun, I took it from my lord.
>let's not say the next line
>darts out
No.741156
File: 1455398914271.jpg (202.42 KB, 1089x765, 121:85, This Guy Is Undead And Bas….jpg)
>>741155
Why couldn't I have met her sooner?
>zips off
>BANGBANGBANG all the way there
No.741159
>>741158
>crrrrrrreak
>out falls Modern Art Man
No.741160
>>741159
>this is fine
>this is fine
This wasn't on the brochure.
>Doom Museum: Come See Weirdos Be Weird
No.741161
>>741160
Brochure...?
>my everything hurts
>where's sensei
>why was I in the wall again
No.741162
>>741161
An interactive exhibit?
But I didn't even hit a button, how would they know I wanted to hear it.
>uh
>helpan Jean Nos up
No.741163
>>741162
>
>TINY ROBOTS sloooooooooowly meshing him back together
>it's gonna take a while
What day is it?
No.741164
>>741163
>
>
>
This is like something out of a movie.
>coooooooooooooool
No.741165
>>741164
My calendar isn't up yet.
>guh
>struggling up
No.741166
>>741165
Saturday.
>helping the process with PSYCHIC POWAAH
No.741167
File: 1455399901336.gif (631.25 KB, 268x182, 134:91, tumblr_o2ak6lNddn1sox2y0o1….gif)
>>741166
Saturday?
>Special Sale Day
>how many did I miss
>SENSEI
>AAAAAA
I have to get to the store.
No.741168
>>741167
Is everyone really the excited about the new Pokemon?
>Mob move your face when you emote
No.741169
>>741168
New Pokemon? What a hassle.
>
I recovered... much faster than usual.
No.741170
>>741169
I helped.
>nodnod
You're not a museum exhibit, are you.
No.741171
File: 1455400691158.jpg (188.09 KB, 1164x1100, 291:275, tumblr_nxhhctQhsL1r5fn73o1….jpg)
>>741170
No. I'm not. My name is Genos.
>calendar online
...And I am incredibly late. I hope teacher didn't forget me.
No.741172
>>741171
Shigeo.
>
The bald guy?
No.741173
File: 1455400895714.jpg (207.71 KB, 850x632, 425:316, sample-e37f87512761b3f7c4c….jpg)
>>741172
>uh
Yes. Thanks for your assistance, I should go now.
>rocketto hands
No.741174
>>741173
>what a strange man
>back to yanking on Dimple
No.741175
So Lancer. What exactly do you do for fun?
>Ah. I enjoy hunts, both large and small. My Lancer friend has shown me fishing is great fun as well.
Huh.
>And you, Master?
I read or exercise. Is that boring?
>Not at all.
No.741176
File: 1455403052104.jpg (14.25 KB, 236x330, 118:165, 4bb8fb8b906d3ec9d02d6a1adb….jpg)
>Comes back in, sweat covered
Whew, what a class.
No.741177
>>741176
I'm not sure if it's just an offworlder custom but we have these things called "showers" that help clean the sweat off.
No.741178
>>741177
That was a little rude, Master.
No.741179
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>>741177
I know, it's just that the ones at the gym are out of order, I called a guy to fix it. Hmm, trying to remember if this place has one .
No.741180
>>741178
It's not rude.
>>741179
It does. Hot water's nice too.
No.741181
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>>741178
Oh, she isn't trying to be rude.
>>741180
Great!
>Goes over to find it
No.741182
File: 1455404048452.jpg (268.65 KB, 700x701, 700:701, 25951375cce214854c031c2047….jpg)
No.741183
>>741181
She'll find it.
>>741182
So what about your friends?
No.741184
File: 1455404169426.jpg (115.67 KB, 751x1280, 751:1280, tumblr_nytt00TfIr1ui2kaao1….jpg)
>it's cold out here
>but suffering is good for the soul
>good for the anger
>...I wish I hadn't lost my key
No.741185
>>741183
You've met Cu Chulainn. I have a few others.
>>741184
Oh my...
No.741186
>>741183
>Comes back minutes later, clean as ever
Ahh, that felt good!
No.741187
File: 1455404576373.jpg (218.91 KB, 655x800, 131:160, tumblr_nskcirUqIM1r8sddyo1….jpg)
>>741184
That guy looks like an idiot standing out there like he's in time out.
>>741185
Like who?
No.741188
File: 1455404619332.jpg (249.34 KB, 1000x1100, 10:11, tumblr_nyd5vzt4bc1se353oo5….jpg)
>>741185
I'll show them, I'll show them all!
>...
>my nose itches and I can't itch it
>achoo
>>741187
>YOU JUST DON'T GET IT
>sniff
No.741189
File: 1455404625086.jpg (517.83 KB, 1100x712, 275:178, samus_by_baimonart-d6gl1hp.jpg)
No.741190
>>741187
Well... you might meet them as they arrive. If they do.
>>741188
Sir Miller, what are you doing?
No.741191
>>741189
Mhm, been broken since this morning it seems, ah well, the guy I called said he'll be there tomorrow, so it should be good.
No.741192
File: 1455405069810.png (604.6 KB, 574x605, 574:605, tumblr_nzrecipKXY1ulpjkco2….png)
>>741190
Staying the course.
I put my men and shipgirls out in all kinds of dangerous conditions. Heat, cold, parasitic superpeople.
I won't lose sight of their struggle when I'm back at base.
>that sounded good
>sounded believable
No.741193
File: 1455405231399.jpg (84.27 KB, 736x1041, 736:1041, 8ffdb66ce1ba0b6721aaa412f2….jpg)
>>741190
You'll have to introduce me then.
>>741191
Huh. My ship self-repairs so I never have to worry about stuff like that.
No.741194
>>741193
Geez, I'm quite jealous.
>Shrugs, getting a smoothie bottle out of her bag
No.741195
>>741192
>!
How admirable!
>>741193
Of course, Master. It wouldn't do for me to leave you in the dark.
No.741196
>>741195
Yeah, admirable.
>kinda
>bends his head into the crook of his arm
>wipes his nose
Damn it.
No.741197
File: 1455405627909.png (1.69 MB, 1600x2423, 1600:2423, de_fusion_by_i_am_knot-d6n….png)
>>741194
Comes with stealing from the Federation.
>>741195
That one of your friends?
No.741198
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>>741197
>puts some fruit into a blender
What else do your ship have anyways?
No.741199
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>>741196
Is something amiss?
>>741197
A recent acquaintance. His name is Kaz Miller.
No.741200
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>>741199
Boss...he's content with Outer Heaven as it is.
>...
What would a knight say about undermining his king for the greater good.
That's what you are, isn't it. The Japanese samurai weren't fond of spears, but I know one when I hear it.
No.741201
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>>741200
...You ask a difficult question. As a knight it would be my eternal, undying duty to not betray my king. But for the greater good... yes, I would break my fealty as long as both means and ends are just.
No.741202
File: 1455406544630.png (323.48 KB, 601x732, 601:732, tumblr_ny4sj1BHAp1s6jeexo2….png)
>>741201
That's all I needed to hear.
>
The enemy is a group of cybernetic intelligences called the Patriots. They were thought to have been destroyed already. Looks like they're back.
According to their programming, they'll enact a set of failsafes every time. Which means a viable location for my organization to expand into New York will open up relatively soon.
I'm going to take it.
No.741203
File: 1455406742597.jpg (235.02 KB, 735x1088, 735:1088, ca8ee63cd8246584c67a38ecbb….jpg)
>>741202
I wish you the best of luck, friend.
No.741204
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>>741198
Weapons systems, cryosleep, AI, hyperdrive, stealth comms.
Ship stuff.
No.741205
File: 1455406826468.jpg (248.36 KB, 1000x1292, 250:323, 8c1ae4059a8484171ae6c2baef….jpg)
>>741204
>Nods
>Blends that shit
I gotcha. Hey, want a smoothie, I make them pretty good.
No.741206
>>741203
I'm not the one who'll need it.
>back to standing in the cold
>I am a rock
No.741207
File: 1455406924447.jpg (233.12 KB, 619x1200, 619:1200, tumblr_nrk1hkxHaO1tac625o1….jpg)
>>741205
What flavor is it?
No.741208
File: 1455406959124.jpg (234.79 KB, 600x842, 300:421, d8a263d4f6f96b944c307368ee….jpg)
>>741206
You're confident. You'll succeed, then.
No.741209
>>741207
Blueberry.
>Pours it into her bottle
No.741210
>>741207
>hey
>tell your pale friend that Ryu guy was a joke
No.741211
File: 1455407123709.png (591.9 KB, 800x979, 800:979, 488c1999b80084a730f5b9dec4….png)
>>741208
The Patriots have only ever fell to one man.
We have two of them.
But that's just the beginning.
No.741213
>>741211
Old men, running the world?
No.741215
File: 1455407471120.jpg (122.85 KB, 831x593, 831:593, f3e81b76201ca58bea7cbcd0a9….jpg)
>>741214
Better a man than a machine, I suppose.
No.741216
>>741210
>but he's pretty good-
>you took him from behind didn't you
>>741212
Oh, that sounds great.
>
Predator says Ryu wasn't a challenge.
No.741217
>>741215
The world called for wetwork, and we answered.
No greater good, no just cause.
Man it is freezing out here.
No.741218
>>741216
>Pours her a cup
...He got him from behind, didn't he?
No.741219
File: 1455407696265.jpg (298.88 KB, 618x800, 309:400, fc8aa89371c2a38b54c32664db….jpg)
>>741217
One moment.
>grips Kaz's shoulder
>spiritmodo inside
No.741220
>>741216
>no, but his moves were so weak
>like he shot a beam from one hand and it vanished before it hit me
>hell when I took his head he was all "FAAAAAATTTHHHEEERRR!!!"
No.741221
File: 1455407764193.jpg (218.91 KB, 655x800, 131:160, tumblr_nskcirUqIM1r8sddyo1….jpg)
>>741218
...I think he killed Dan Hibiki.
>>741220
>wrong guy, bro
No.741222
File: 1455407794457.png (820.67 KB, 1100x684, 275:171, tumblr_nw1f7sHeKp1r2ytrvo1….png)
>>741219
>!
Wait, don't-!
>WHOA-HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Now we have to wait.
No.741223
>>741221
Oh, how awkward for him.
No.741225
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>>741222
>THE SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINS
>NEVER DIE
What is that?
No.741226
>>741223
He'll be fine.
>>741224
>you'll get'im next time
No.741227
>>741226
>just going to invisible and wait
No.741228
>>741225
>looking in the top right corner
>superimposed clock whirling
Come on, come on...
>WHOAHOOOOoooo...
There, we've been restored to [PLAYING] mode.
No.741229
>>741226
I hope so
>Siiiiip
Still, Ryu's gonna kick his ass.
No.741230
File: 1455408281480.jpg (279.94 KB, 587x800, 587:800, ff87a5309277cda28edf7efafa….jpg)
>>741228
Is this a common thing?
No.741231
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>>741230
Sometimes infiltrating an area is too hard during the day, waiting until dark improves your sneaking, but also limits your own visibility.
>shakes his head
I need to stop that.
No.741232
File: 1455408526379.jpg (222.13 KB, 850x1422, 425:711, sample-5c662397ef7d8e86bfa….jpg)
>>741231
Are you saying time has sped up?
No.741233
>>741232
Look around you, Lancer. It's gone, all gone!
>Kaz's beard is longer
>is that sand a dead Statue of Liberty outside
No.741234
>>741233
>whaaaat
What on...
No.741235
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>>741234
The phantom cigar is too much for one man to handle.
We'll have to use it again, and go forward so far the universe resets.
No.741236
File: 1455408981822.jpg (93.66 KB, 850x574, 425:287, sample-33c543518a16a0ff306….jpg)
>>741235
The what? WHAT!? The universe...! What have I done?!
No.741237
>>741236
THE LZ POINT IS THIRTY TRILLION YEARS FROM NOW
I'LL BE WAITING
>WHOAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>have u evr gon so fast u disappeared
No.741239
>>741238
FAAAAAAAAAATHEEEEERRRRRR
Snake won't give back my keys!
No.741240
>>741239
They're my keys actually.
No.741242
>>741241
Maybe if you were less of a giant headache you'd have your own set.
It's alright though, you're not homeless: you can sleep in Quiet's old cage.
No.741243
File: 1455410643350.png (246.96 KB, 500x439, 500:439, tumblr_n8otls6jUU1sukdluo1….png)
>>741242
THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!
No.741244
>>741243
>sticks a Fulton on Liquid
Goodbye, Eli.
No.741246
Hmph, knew Lupin would hang back out here again...
No.741247
File: 1455416335634.png (142.62 KB, 800x834, 400:417, wii_fit_trainer_2_by_shygo….png)
No.741248
>"I AM IN THE STOMACH OF A GRIFFON"
...
>"IT'S DARK AND I CAN'T SEE"
...
>"NEO I AM SORRY THAT I GOT TOO CAUGHT UP IN MY MONOLOGUE TO HELP YOU BUT THIS IS-"
>click
...that felt good.
No.741249
>>741248
Hey, you know where everyone went?
No.741250
File: 1455416933495.png (427.23 KB, 932x514, 466:257, tumblr_nv4wmeTv5u1qlol6jo1….png)
>>741249
I wasn't paying attention to the idiot brigade, I have enough of them to look after myself.
>huffs
Who's asking?
No.741251
>>741250
>Shrugs
Guess everyone must have went away.
No.741252
File: 1455417469720.jpg (83.14 KB, 1023x873, 341:291, tumblr_o0s3rdKsZd1tcu6yzo1….jpg)
>>741251
How observant.
>grins
I asked what your name is~
No.741253
File: 1455417538430.jpg (248.36 KB, 1000x1292, 250:323, 8c1ae4059a8484171ae6c2baef….jpg)
>>741252
Oh, you can call me Trainer! And you are?
No.741255
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>>741254
Nice to meet ya, Neo.
No.741256
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>>741254
Neo who's Roman and why does he keep calling!?
No.741257
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>>741255
Likewise~
>>741256
My best friend! Who's inside of a griffon! Don't answer his calls!
No.741258
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No.741259
>>741257
okay who the hell are these other people calling? one asked if you seen Cinder....like a lot.....and another is some guy asking if you're upset.....then he sent a photo of his neck stretching
No.741260
>>741258
oh hey...uh.....you?
No.741261
File: 1455418899440.jpg (130.82 KB, 900x1107, 100:123, d0537fdcc67dd4d5983505eeff….jpg)
>>741257
Man, Leeg has change a lot since I opened my gym.
>>741260
Trainer.
No.741262
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>>741259
First one is Emerald. She's a cuckold. The other one is Merc. He's an idiot.
>starts filing her nails
You can shoot him in the knees, if you like
No.741263
File: 1455419077579.jpg (272.57 KB, 1024x1462, 512:731, carnage_by_soul_drawer-d39….jpg)
>>741262
speaking of that who keeps calling sounding like a edgelord yelling "KEEEEEES!"
>>741261
Trainer? I hardly know her
No.741264
File: 1455419457221.jpg (121.14 KB, 600x802, 300:401, deadpool_and_bob_by_reilly….jpg)
No.741265
File: 1455419486795.png (142.62 KB, 800x834, 400:417, wii_fit_trainer_2_by_shygo….png)
>>741263
>Snorts a bit
Nice one.
No.741266
>>741264
hey Wade, hows having a movie working out
>>741265
I try, so what brings ya back to this dump?
No.741267
>>741266
Eh, thought I'd check up on it, see if it's changed at all.
No.741268
>>741266
Goddamn fantastic.
Sequel already in the works. Bad parents rooted out.
No.741269
>>741267
some but not as much as ya think
>>741268
if Sony had the balls I would have been in a Venom movie by now
No.741270
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>>741269
If Sony had the balls to let the creative be creative, maybe Spider-Man 3 wouldnt have ended up a sad comedy
No.741271
File: 1455420025706.jpg (14.25 KB, 236x330, 118:165, 4bb8fb8b906d3ec9d02d6a1adb….jpg)
>>741269
>Nods a bit
As I can see. So, does Juri still come here, I haven't see her in a while
No.741273
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>>741271
when she's not wrecking my cars with her inability to drive
No.741274
File: 1455420333252.jpg (131.26 KB, 778x1027, 778:1027, deadpool_headsketch_by_rei….jpg)
No.741275
>>741273
>Snorts
That absolute madwoman.
No.741276
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>>741275
ya would think she would learn by now but nope! sees a ditch, drives right into it
>>741274
I know.....
No.741277
>>741276
Maybe she needs a good teacher.
No.741278
File: 1455420568007.jpg (99.85 KB, 472x407, 472:407, 4217584-deadpool#23-ultima….jpg)
>>741276
At least that one went down swinging. Not like those ones starring the limey guy
No.741279
>>741277
you want to try? HAHA good luck with that
>>741278
you mean Amazing Spider-Man where I was the end boss of a movie tie in game?
No.741280
>>741279
There was nothing Amazing about that franchise attempt
No.741281
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>>741279
It's worth a shot.
No.741282
>>741281
but you just got back
>>741280
like what Fox did to you in Wolverine?
No.741283
>>741282
>Shrugs
It's a good excuse to catch up with her.
No.741284
>>741283
Te...I'm going to call ya that from now on Te, Juri likes driving badly, and 50/50 she'll just take offence and blow something up
No.741285
File: 1455421299556.jpg (373.02 KB, 1119x1500, 373:500, 61930717f5a2d77767fe820365….jpg)
>>741284
Te huh, I like it. Also, maybe you should teach her how to drive properly
No.741286
>>741285
we tried that.....
No.741287
>>741286
Ah... well, did you try calling someone else to help teach her?
No.741288
>>741287
she can be hard to work with
No.741289
File: 1455421649162.png (186.52 KB, 982x626, 491:313, 53b5b1ea43d4eae5707f9eaa57….png)
>>741288
You just gotta find the right teacher is all.
No.741290
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>>741282
Hey, Fox learned from their mistakes. Sony....they just gave half back to Marvel
No.741291
>>741289
well if ya want to try it be my guest
>>741290
are the X-men still facing Ivan Ooze?
No.741292
>>741291
I'll do it next time I see her.
No.741293
>>741292
sometime ya just gotta yell for her
No.741294
>>741293
...I'm sure I won't be yelling.
No.741295
>>741294
no I mean most the times I want her to show up I just yell for her
No.741296
File: 1455422276639.jpg (161.66 KB, 543x557, 543:557, 3982590-3621456-deadpool_i….jpg)
>>741291
I didn't say things were perfect
No.741297
File: 1455422367147.jpg (248.36 KB, 1000x1292, 250:323, 8c1ae4059a8484171ae6c2baef….jpg)
>>741295
Oh... Well I suppose I should let you do the honors.
No.741298
>>741296
at least we both dodged a Civil war movie
No.741299
>>741297
think she's at home sleeping
No.741300
>>741299
Right, I suppose we'll start tomorrow.
No.741301
>>741298
I don't know man, those Captain America movies are pretty good.
No.741302
>>741300
if ya get her to show, sure, just don't step on any legos
>>741301
but Civil War....and why was in the game for that too? I was "dead"
No.741303
File: 1455422942150.jpg (138.06 KB, 1024x683, 1024:683, wii_fit_trainer_time___3_b….jpg)
>>741302
Yeah yeah, I'll do my best
No.741304
Carnage, Mado's stuck in the sink again.
No.741305
>>741302
Don't ask me, I'm not an exec
No.741306
>>741304
DAMNIT! hey is Juri awake?
>>741305
I must find out
>>741303
kid stuck in the sink again, gimme a sec
No.741307
>>741306
She's in jail. Again. So by my calculations she's probably raping everyone inside the waiting cell right now.
No.741308
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>>741307
Trainer wants to see her...ssoooooo here goes nothing...ahum
--JJJJJJUUUURRRRRIIIII!!!!==
No.741309
>>741306
Don't go all Hollywood on me Carnage.
No.741310
>>741306
And I gotta go tend to my gym, see ya!
>Heads out
No.741311
File: 1455423330630.jpg (272.57 KB, 1024x1462, 512:731, carnage_by_soul_drawer-d39….jpg)
>>741309
ya the one with the movie
>>741310
k, I'll fill in Juri....phrasing
No.741312
File: 1455423350157.jpg (60.43 KB, 736x588, 184:147, 1d00ef2b2b16b7cc2bb49abade….jpg)
>>741308
The pale weirdo wants to see her?
>
Looks like she just left.
No.741313
>>741308
>distant RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDD
No.741314
>>741312
yep and I'll let the little lady know someone wants to see her
No.741315
>>741311
Yes, but I had the humbling experience of Wolverine Origins to keep me grounded. You jump in now, with how good capeshit movies have been lately?
I don't think you could handle it man
No.741316
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>>741313
>>741311
>Blinks a bit
I think that's her
No.741317
>>741314
Rest in pieces, Trainer's asshole.
No.741318
>>741317
I WARNED HER!
>>741316
do ya feel like doom and horror have just grasped you?
>>741315
I can too!
No.741319
File: 1455423627404.jpg (52.05 KB, 736x812, 184:203, d2c038dd30b53bfce9dec25e37….jpg)
>>741314
>here comes the Juricopter
>>741316
Who the fuck're you?
No.741320
>>741319
...Trainer, do you not remember me?
No.741321
File: 1455423728713.jpg (272.57 KB, 1024x1462, 512:731, carnage_by_soul_drawer-d39….jpg)
>>741319
hey Juri, Trainer wanted to see ya, I call her Te
No.741322
File: 1455423991688.png (311.8 KB, 665x600, 133:120, juri_han___ssf_iv_by_ledom….png)
>>741320
"Do you not remember me" she says. You don't look like somebody I'd remember. Mostly 'cause ya ain't dead.
What's wrong with your face? You some kinda living doll? Freaky.
>>741321
Te, huh. So how the hell does she know me?
No.741323
>>741318
The only ones here who can handle Juri are you, me, and Cancer McHealy over there in the red body condom.
No.741324
>>741322
Oh, no no, it's a skin condition.
No.741325
File: 1455424233144.jpg (121.07 KB, 571x605, 571:605, Carnage-marvel-comics-1465….jpg)
>>741322
.....really? at this point who doesn't know ya?
>>741323
and his god damn movie!
No.741326
>>741324
Corpseface is a condition now? HAR!
>>741325
Shit, good point. So what's she want?
>>741324
Hey! Corpsey! Whaddya want?
No.741327
>>741326
Well, Carnage over here told me about your driving, and I thought maybe I can help teach you how to drive.
No.741328
>>741325
The unspeakable one or the new one? 'Cause you guys said you'd take me to see the new one.
No.741329
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>>741326
help ya shit driving skills
>>741328
new one, also I should really get Red out of the sink before she splits her atoms
No.741330
>>741327
...Hahaha. HAHAHAHA! Y'know for a second there I thought you said you were a better driver'n me.
>gleam
YOU WANNA DIE, CORPSEY? There's easier ways to kill yourself!
>>741329
FUCK YOU RED
No.741331
>>741330
we'll do that later
No.741332
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>>741330
>Backs away a bit
...You're not the Juri I remember...
>Shook her head a bit
I've really been out of it
No.741333
>>741329
I'll be here watching your wife act hysterical.
No.741334
>>741333
yeah see I warned her
>back flips out the window
No.741335
>>741331
REEEEEEEEED!
>>741332
Remember? Bitch I never met you, quit makin' shit up!
Gah, you're one of those fucked up fangirls ain'tcha. Gettin' off to the thoughta me, eh?
I got a special treatment for pervs like you. Wanna piece'a the Spider, corpsey?
No.741336
>>741335
>Sighs,
I am not doing this.
>Walks back to her gym
No.741337
>>741336
Stupid fuckin' corpse-waitasecond RED MY BABY'S STUCK IN THE SINK YOU SHIT WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?!
>Juricopters out after Carnage
No.741338
So I'm back here, huh.
>You're bleeding.
Huh? Oh... at least my blood is still red.
No.741339
You think I'm going to let you just get away with this? Ha!
No.741341
>>741340
I see... you're a tough nut to crack, Wayne. But-
>swaps his king and a rook
-that was just a phantom of the Boss. You'll have to try again.
No.741342
>>741341
I expected you to do that.
>moving a knight over
Check.
No.741343
>>741342
By God, you just keep pulling one trick after another... two can play that game.
>rook takes knight
No.741344
>>741343
...
>I needed that knight for my other plan
>rook takes rook
I wonder if you still feel phantom pain.
>was that a pun
No.741345
>>741344
Hahaha, even the stuffy old Batman can make jokes under pressure!
>baiting with the queen
But now it's time for the true power of the playing field to come to the front.
No.741346
>>741345
I don't make jokes.
>must get queen off the field
>beeline with a rook
No.741347
>>741346
Charging into the dragon's maw, are we?
>knight intercept
You're overextending. It's just a game, you know.
You're going to shave years off that gray head of yours with all that scowling.
No.741348
>>741347
>am I falling for his goading
It's a simulation. You wouldn't throw your men around like this, would you.
No.741349
>holding a Go Boss pennant
No.741350
>>741348
Of course I would: my men fight and die for me.
They know I'll do what's needed to carry the day.
No.741351
>>741349
>how come I don't get any support
>>741350
>people die when they're killed
Nobody has to die.
No.741352
>>741349
Kaz! I need to talk with you once I trash Mr. Wayne here.
>>741351
You're too soft for this world.
>queen GOOOOO
Checkmate.
We are born dying, Wayne. Accept it. Your vision is as impossible as my Boss'.
No.741353
>>741351
>you don't have enough Intel Unit points
>Kaz come on you're facing the wrong way
>>741352
Are ya winning, Boss?
No.741355
File: 1455429625315.jpg (361.47 KB, 800x534, 400:267, 09b872811690affbe10429ae59….jpg)
>>741353
Yes. Yes I did.
>
Kaz... it's time.
No.741357
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>>741356
Kaz... we're whole again. We took back what we lost.
>tying something around his neck
>does it feel familiar
I'm going to give you back what you lost. This phantom pain... you don't need to feel it anymore.
No.741358
>>741357
>!
My scarf.
>I wish I could touch it without falling over
>...
We can never get back what we lost, Boss. The only thing left for us is to get even. As even as we can.
I don't know when the pain will stop, if it ever will. But this is like making you wear the bandanna again.
No.741359
>>741358
You're wrong.
>
We lost a lot of good men but gained even more. We have bases, vehicles, a family... Outer Heaven.
We built it. Rebuilt it. Together.
I'm going to give you back your arm. Your leg. Your eyes.
You're the only one left with missing pieces.
Kaz, remember who you are.
No.741360
File: 1455430646329.png (255.38 KB, 570x894, 95:149, tumblr_nzstot1ohB1qedutlo1….png)
>>741359
>pls don't drop me I can't walk
Kazuhira Benedict Miller. Son of a single mother. A man with no country to call his own.
Boss, the past isn't something you're meant to forget about. Rather, it's something you're supposed to learn from. Constantly.
If I have to shoulder the burden of being a physical reminder of what we lost, so be it.
>that charisma tho
>don't cry, Miller
What took you so long.
No.741361
>>741360
It's not about the past anymore. We're fighting for the future.
You don't have to be the mascot for our former suffering anymore.
>god
Kaz. Welcome home.
No.741362
File: 1455430862976.png (415.61 KB, 500x508, 125:127, tumblr_nzrecipKXY1ulpjkco1….png)
No.741363
>>741362
Kaz... come with me. I'll make you whole again.
No.741364
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>>741363
Well, I guess it has been a while since the ladies saw old Miller.
I'm right by your side, Boss.
No.741365
>>741364
Hah. You old horndog.
>hup
>fireman carry
I've always wanted you to see what we've built with your own eyes.
No.741366
>>741365
...I've been flubbing all those signature, haven't I.
>
Boss. Just this once, say it.
No.741367
>>741366
>smirks
>dual audio
Kept ya waiting, huh?
No.741368
>>741367
>[yaranaika]
Yeah, that'll do it.
Let's rock, I want to make sure you haven't been messing up my Metal Gear too much.
No.741369
>>741368
Heh... alright then.
>fulton on himself
Hold on tight, partner.
>fwip
No.741370
>Mini's all soaked
>and happy
Swimming is good, who knew there was a hot tub?
No.741372
>>741371
>blink
>someone is here
>and I'm not in my maid dress
>paralyzed with embarrassment
No.741373
File: 1455432476382.png (337.91 KB, 919x444, 919:444, tumblr_noqgk29Jmk1uq5q7xo1….png)
>>741372
>?
>obviously this some new kind of disease
>reaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal close
>you can see the dividing line in his eyes
A talking doll?
No.741374
File: 1455432587101.jpg (109.09 KB, 591x779, 591:779, c7ea6d66c6c5a031ed2c41bb97….jpg)
>>741373
>doll
>doll
I AM NOT TINY
No.741375
File: 1455432672987.png (197.38 KB, 393x551, 393:551, tumblr_nh3moi0d0b1tcir5go1….png)
>>741374
Wah!
>falls back
>star bubbles pop out
A possessed talking doll!
No.741376
>>741375
I am not a doll!
>can't see da bubblez
No.741377
>>741376
>
>pop
>water starts leaking out of mini
>gonna feel reeeeeeeeeeal thirsty in a minute
No.741378
>>741377
>
What happened...
>gkk
No.741379
>>741378
Whoa! Did you pee yourself, or something?
>Gappy you're an amnesiac not stupid
Wait a minute...dolls can't pee!
And what was with that bubble?
No.741380
>>741379
>too thirsty to argue
>leaking everywhere
>to the kitchen
No.741381
>>741380
>glances at Soft & Wet
I wonder if she'll be ok.
>double take
Ack!
No.741382
>>741381
>she's fine a few minutes later
>not leaving the kitchen
No.741383
>Day 3 on the front
>why won't the maid die
>no really
>why won't the damn maid die
No.741384
>>741382
>
>uh
>Migi retracts faster than anyone can blink
No.741385
File: 1455433779321.jpg (244.78 KB, 403x863, 403:863, b5b98329e9c5d12fe101db7a74….jpg)
>>741382
>still mildly freaked out over S&W
A robot?
>[Stand lack of noises]
If you can hear me, clap once?
>bubbles intensify
Whoa!
>>741383
>that lady looks like she sat in a chair that was on fire for too long
No.741386
>>741383
>MEANWHILE WITH THE TERMINATOR
There's only one way to settle this...
Poker.
No.741387
>>741386
I am but a maid, I am not skilled at gambling.
>said while the moans of dying mooks are still audible
No.741388
>>741383
>the mistress has returned
>...
>OH NO I WAS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE DOING MY JOB
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>oh wait I went swimming
>>741384
Eh?
>>741385
He is seeing things...
No.741390
File: 1455434067968.gif (614.93 KB, 500x281, 500:281, tumblr_n7p60uZ2P41qbyka1o1….gif)
>>741385
>that has to be the gayest looking sailor I've ever seen
>>741386
>h e l p
>>741388
>>741389
>too dog tired to care
>sloggan to the couch
Boris.
>Kapitan.
How many.
>...Three, Kapitan.
Hell...
>holds her hand out
>Boris dumps three Advil in it
No.741391
>>741387
>
It's more luck than skill anyway.
No.741392
File: 1455434133147.jpg (417.81 KB, 650x614, 325:307, d3a40526149c0565b231851cc2….jpg)
>>741388
You're not?
Are you...blind?
That sounds awful.
>>741390
>wow r00d
>mind the bubbles pls
No.741393
>>741390
Mistress Balalaika, you are tired?
>hup
>ninjameido flips and shit
>backrubs go
>>741392
You are looking out into empty space.
No.741394
>>741391
>
Very well, I will play the poker.
>holding a broken bayonet
This is the ante?
No.741395
>>741390
>well she ain't killing anybody right now
>>741394
That's a piece of a bayonet.
>Jay don't be a smartass
No.741396
File: 1455434449524.png (130.26 KB, 500x282, 250:141, tumblr_m47idtBI8a1rwtoxco1….png)
>>741392
>don't care
>>741393
>tight tight knots
>almost hurts to try and undo them
>I'll ready munitions for tomorrow, Kapitan. About my suggestion for gas...
We're not Nazis, Boris. We do things the old fashioned way.
>Boris salutes and clomps off
Nnngh.
>>741395
>small relief
No.741397
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>>741393
Empty space?
>S&W shrugs
>
I don't think I like being crazy, can I stop now please.
No.741398
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>>741395
>frown
>jams the bayonet in the center of the bombed out table
I only agreed to this nonsense because expending the effort to kill you could be better used for finding the young master. Please deal the cards.
No.741399
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>>741396
>rub-a-dub-a-dubba
There is a hot tub, I think you will like it very much. It will help with the knots.
>>741397
Get professional help?
No.741400
>>741398
Well you literally can't kill me so it's more of a standstill that needs an even playing field.
>dealan
I like your trench knife. Hella cool.
No.741401
>>741399
Like a lawyer?
>bubble lazily floating around
>pops on a nearby poster
>all the inks runs off
No.741402
>>741399
>mmm
Need to stop throwing signs...
>
Two, actually. We did extensive reconnaissance back when anyone bothered to give a shit about us in this dump beyond the breadstick variety.
>sighs
Lead the way, I guess.
No.741403
>>741401
Like a terapista.
>uh
>uh
>>741402
>taking Bala by the hand
>subterranean hot tub babu
>undoing her bun with one hand
No.741404
>>741400
I do not believe I know what you're talking about.
>berta it's right there
>FARC tier eyes squizzing the hand
>ain't cheatin round me, homes
>picks her hand up
Now...?
No.741405
File: 1455435198851.png (160.27 KB, 654x834, 109:139, tumblr_nf7igjlUkA1qmvcibo1….png)
>>741403
That sounds like a pasta. A pasta is supposed to help me sue somebody?
>
Am I supposed to follow them?
>Gappyyyyy
No.741406
>>741404
>it's embedded in his shoulder
For someone with no experience you sure got hawk eyes.
>Jay's hand ain't lookin' so hot
>pokerface tho
No.741407
>>741403
>followan
Led around the maid. If the world wasn't out to be so overtly ironic before, it is now.
>she looks cute with her hair down
No.741408
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>>741406
A maid must be vigilant around the household, senor.
>Jack/9 on suit
>well
>it's not complete shit I guess
The flop, if you will.
No.741409
>>741407
>h o t
>t u b b a n
>so short the water's naturally up to just above her itty bitty kitty titties
I will get the esponga.
No.741410
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>>741408
>
You shoulda been the dealer, huh.
No.741411
>>741409
>c u t e
>dippin in the tub
>at least the water doesn't feel as hot on the scars
I'd recommend a flotation device first.
>ruskie oppai-freeing noise goes here
No.741412
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>>741410
>already grabbing for the deck
If you will allow me.
>shuffling and cutting the deck at lightning speeds
>three cards on the table
>10 of hearts, ace of diamonds, 8 of diamonds
Place your preliminary bet.
No.741413
>>741411
>beaming proudly
I am a good swimmer.
>sponge get
>floating on Bala's lap
No.741415
File: 1455435932731.gif (100.2 KB, 700x468, 175:117, tumblr_nfxhcenkN71qjxb31o1….gif)
>>741414
Yes? Are you talking to someone?
No.741416
>>741412
>
I just realized we don't got chips.
>
>puts a few exploded grenade tops on the table
This many.
No.741417
>>741415
Uh...
>If anybody asks, I was never here.
It's complicated.
No.741418
>>741413
It comes with the territory, I assume.
>this is nice
You might as well get started, it'll take no time at all for these knots to come back.
No.741419
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>>741417
>sage nodding
Get a feeling so complicated.
Are you a ghost?
No.741420
>>741418
Joo got it, Boss.
>to work she goes
>thorough scrubban
No.741421
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>>741416
>this cunt thinks he can gamble
Call.
>places the same number of spent shotgun shells on the table
>next card
>King of hearts
Bet.
No.741422
>>741420
>where's Todd when you need him to make that comment about accents
You're making me feel like I'm running a sweatshop or something.
>slowly relaxing bacon
>decades of pent up stress, jeeves
No.741423
>>741421
Raise.
>puts a receipt on the pile
No.741424
>>741419
Not exactly. I am technically dead, though.
No.741425
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>>741423
>aha
>ahahahaha
Call.
>last card
That's the river. Final bets.
No.741426
>>741422
But I am not Chinese.
>was that an insult or
>at this point she's using the sponge and herself
>bodybrush
No.741427
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>>741424
A ghost man?
You're not here to steal my soul, right.
No.741428
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>>741425
>ghh
Raise.
>no Jay you're not Jotaro
>takes a glove off
Strip Texas Hold'em. Whodathunkit.
No.741429
>>741426
And thank god for that.
>arms over her head
>makin' sure you're thorough, mini
Should have gotten a maid years ago.
No.741430
>>741427
Don't know. Haven't decided yet.
>he's so monotone it's hard to tell if he's joking
>what do, Gappy
No.741431
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>>741428
>did he just
Senor, the rules of strip poker stipulate you're supposed to remove articles of clothing only after you've lost.
>flips her hand
>9-10-J-Q-K straight flush
Which you just have.
No.741432
>>741431
I am the rules.
>other glove gone
I also ran out of stuff lying around that isn't shards of metal, so. Yeah.
No.741433
File: 1455437054996.jpg (238.88 KB, 850x1030, 85:103, sample-20944cdaddde3264a78….jpg)
>>741430
>stumbling back
Ghost men aren't that indecisive! You're just a crazy person!
>bubble floats over to moonman
>pop
>it steals the residual air between the mask and moonman's face
>remember how they told you not to wear bags
No.741434
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>>741429
>yes
>this is gud
>pits go
I hope joo are not ticklesh.
No.741435
>>741432
The outcome of this contest has already been decided. Please give up before you are forced to display your shame.
>collecting all the scrap into her dress
No.741436
>>741433
>is it really a bag, though?
>we just don't know
>just kinda
>pulls his mask off
Just a crazy person? Didn't realize I was a one-trick pony.
No.741437
>>741435
Shame? But we just got started!
No.741438
>>741434
My body has been hardened by years of war and not so few gallons of burning oil. There's hardly any room left for something like that.
>shivers
>who's ticklish nope not me
No.741439
File: 1455437429636.jpg (53.98 KB, 500x477, 500:477, 4ea8e297c597c1a3c6e99f476d….jpg)
>>741438
Cooking oil... I know these burns. It is cheap torture.
>mild desire to nibble
>haha she's ticklish
No.741440
>>741436
>that should have made it so the mask was literally like trying to breathe with a plastic bag over your face
>but Moonman is just too quick and baller
So you have a...horse show?
>Gappy: confused individual
No.741441
>>741437
If you wish to be taken advantage of so easily, I suppose it can't be helped but to accept.
>speed shuffle
>dealing out again
No.741442
File: 1455437570570.png (55.85 KB, 577x175, 577:175, Marc don't stare that's ru….png)
>>741440
>2FASTCOOL
>
No. No I don't.
No.741443
>>741439
Cheap compared to the price extolled for it.
>Bala you can't be menacing in a hot tub
>glances at the soap Mini's using
Unscented fat soap. You might as well have just steamed me in a bakery.
Not doing this on purpose, hm?
No.741444
File: 1455437729710.jpg (276.42 KB, 469x556, 469:556, a0e696f2d691629d2055dcfb1d….jpg)
>>741442
Oh...
Well I'm uh-
>...
I can't remember.
No.741445
>>741444
You... can't remember your own name. You're joking, right?
No.741446
File: 1455437914962.jpg (328.27 KB, 850x1200, 17:24, sample-0dfaa71b0ee36d8193b….jpg)
>>741445
Do I look like a comedian to you?
Because I'm pretty sure this is what a sailor wears.
No.741447
>>741443
I did not know your preferred scent.
>pout
Do you not like de tub?
No.741448
File: 1455438024846.jpg (63.58 KB, 736x346, 368:173, 5f6dafcf0eb9ca803e864e9510….jpg)
>>741441
So you admit you're sharking me. Clever.
Amazed you can cheat a guy while an angel watches from behind.
No.741449
File: 1455438059305.png (502.36 KB, 903x500, 903:500, You're giving me a headach….png)
>>741446
Yeah... about that... what the hell are you doing in a sailor outfit? Not like there are any boats nearby.
No.741450
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>>741447
Your initiative is admirable, but you need to learn patience.
>leans back, arms propped up on the edge
>crrrrrrrrrrrrreaaak
...I can't really be that old, right.
No.741451
>>741449
Oh yeah? Well what are you doing in a white...suit...thing.
>um
I don't know.
Do you know me?
No.741452
>>741448
If the Lord had wished for you to win, he would not have made this a game of skill as well as luck.
>smugs internally
No.741453
>>741450
Patience-
>bittie right in the face
>
No.741454
>>741451
To answer your first question: I'm a vigilante. To answer your second question: No, I don't think so.
No.741455
>>741452
>>741448
Is it too late for Sorry?
No.741456
>>741452
Fuck a duck, my luck can suck a goddamn buc-
>>741455
I reeeeally hate it when you just appear like that.
No.741457
>>741453
>counter-bully drives revving up
>
You fly off the cusp so often because you try to do so many things at once.
Multitasking doesn't equate efficiency, mind you.
>squeezes the sponge out over her hair
No.741458
File: 1455438582881.jpg (238.88 KB, 850x1030, 85:103, sample-20944cdaddde3264a78….jpg)
>>741454
Why is everyone here a kind of pasta? That must be really confusing.
And how do I know what kinds of pasta there are, but not my name?
>
What about this guy?
>points
>[SOFT & WET]
No.741459
>>741457
>!
But that is-
>harblblblbl
HEY!
>AAAAA
>trying to grab the sponge
>slips
>and into the bits
No.741460
File: 1455438657691.jpg (99.86 KB, 850x543, 850:543, sample-f248ddda6437cfec6c2….jpg)
>>741455
>!
Un angelo...
>>741456
>yeah that's nice
>piety in progress
No.741461
>>741458
Vigilante's not a- y'know what, never mind.
>looking at S&W
Never seen him before, either.
No.741462
>>741456
But I was here this whole time.
>>741460
>uh
>
>flickery light wings
>gotta keep dat intensity low so berta doesn't go blind
I just wanted to play a game.
No.741463
>>741459
>smokin' good, lookin' good
>gurlfriend what's the issue, uh?
I'd comment about how this never seems to be on accident, but you're not the only one obsessed.
>strokes her head
No.741464
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>>741461
I think he's the one making all these weird bubbles.
I wanna take him to a party but then I remembered I don't have any friends.
>speaking of bubbles
>watch out, moony
>RNG shenanigans
No.741465
>>741463
>muffled complaints
>eventually stops struggling
>relaxing in the bitties
>also maybe suffocating from the steam and cleavage compression
No.741466
>>741460
Sheesh. Guess that's the game.
>gloves on
>>741462
You handle'er, Rev's getting impatient. I can tell 'cause she's shooting me in the back.
No.741467
File: 1455439064635.jpg (66.35 KB, 482x524, 241:262, a2b73e375f07110b5006d4752b….jpg)
>>741462
>on her knees
>hushed prayer
En la nombre de Santa Maria...
>>741466
>I sharked in front of an angel help
No.741468
>>741466
>blink
Okay.
>>741467
>
>patpat
You didn't know.
No.741469
File: 1455439123762.png (499.85 KB, 563x634, 563:634, Yeah, you, behind the scre….png)
>>741464
>the worst kind of shenanigans
Yeah... I don't think those bubbles are a good thing.
No.741470
>>741465
>shhhhhhh
>the body heat helps with the knots
>have a reluctant commie squish
>why do I like hugging her so much goddamn
Mm...
No.741471
>>741470
>droopy lids
>latched on
>in more ways than one
>imprinting
No.741472
File: 1455439325034.jpg (52.02 KB, 428x689, 428:689, 89936e3118a7c29708b5cc65a9….jpg)
>>741469
But they have stars on them.
Stars mean good, that's a thing in schools I think.
>oh no
>there's one by his ear
>pop
>and there goes Marc's friction
>possible to stand up: im
No.741473
File: 1455439376218.jpg (47.29 KB, 380x526, 190:263, f1586457218ef10a3b2456c72e….jpg)
>>741467
Jeez.
>off he goes
QUIT SHOOTIN' DAMMIT
No.741475
>>741468
>grasping the crucifix so hard her knuckles are bulging
Lo siento, lo siento, mio Dios.
>gkkt
Lo siento.
No.741476
>>741474
>ok, Gappy
>now is the time for lateral thinking
>weird things happen when the bubbles hit things
>two people already fell because of them
>so that means...
The maniac's...in the mailbox?
>NO
No.741477
>>741475
>how does dad deal with these ones
>shoulders gripped
>uuuuup you go
My name is Castiel, a seraph of the Lord. I am the one who will grip you tight and lift you from perdition.
No.741478
File: 1455439659187.png (897.57 KB, 842x702, 421:351, A bunch of faggots, that's….png)
>>741476
>nah it's cool fam
>I like it down here
What the hell are you talking about?
No.741479
>>741471
>blink
>always for the prize
You won't find anything in there. They're as barren as the rest of m-
>drip
>wait what
No.741480
>>741477
>...
I have done many bad things, Senor Angelo.
All my teachings, they tell me I am going to Hell.
No.741481
>>741479
>hamster
>meido
>sluggish nibblan
>hot water, warm malk
>is alll gud
No.741482
File: 1455439811055.png (160.27 KB, 654x834, 109:139, tumblr_nf7igjlUkA1qmvcibo1….png)
>>741478
I don't remember!
>leans over
Why are you still down there?
Do...do the bubbles just make people like the ground? That's weird.
>hand offered
No.741483
>>741480
Yes. But you can still be forgiven.
I have learned that you humans have a gift that can defy the gods and fate itself: a will.
You need to walk the path of atonement, I can only guide.
No.741484
>>741482
See what I meant when I said they weren't a good thing?
>takes his hand and tries to stand up
>only to fall back down again
...Shit, this is gonna be a problem.
No.741485
File: 1455440067095.png (704.2 KB, 769x871, 769:871, 3810d985bf031785c992d4a702….png)
>>741481
>jeez
>...
Only one of us can afford to get any more wrinkled.
>hup
>cradlan nursing meido
Boris is going to have some calls to make.
>swishes out of the tub
No.741486
>>741483
I only wish to be with my young master, lord. To keep him safe.
I will do anything, with your guidance.
No.741487
>>741485
>z z z
>minimaid: retired
No.741488
>>741486
Take my hand and close your eyes.
>wings go
I am taking you home.
No.741489
File: 1455440270533.png (1.03 MB, 1138x1766, 569:883, tumblr_n9erjfAl8X1qgq7tvo1….png)
>>741484
>the thing about trying to pull a 200 pound bloke off the ground is that it doesn't work
>Gappy's fallen too
I think it's better to look at life with a glass half full, I think.
See, now you can see the ceiling from down here.
That's...neat, right.
No.741490
>>741488
...
>tremble
>makes sure her glove is secure
>can't touch the divine with bare flesh
>hand grasped, eyes wide shut
No.741491
>>741489
>of course it works
>Gappy just doesn't hit the gym
Yeah, but how the hell am I supposed to get up?
No.741493
>>741491
>tfw they're all fuckboys after Part 3
I think they have pills for that.
>[LAUGH TRACK]
What the hell!
No.741494
>twirling Gae Buidhe in his hand
Mm...
No.741495
>>741493
>R E M O V E F U C C B O I
You better get used to that, it happens a lot.
>
...There might be one way to fix this.
>takes out a crescent dart
>slits his own throat
>Moonman will return after this commercial break
No.741496
>>741494
>?
>>741495
But-
>um
>um
>um
>um
...I'm freaking out!
No.741497
>>741496
>annnd he's back
>and somehow is mask is on again
...I hate doing that. At least it worked.
No.741498
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>>741496
Is something amiss, sir?
No.741499
>>741497
>[dial-up tone]
>we're sorry, normal Gappy service will resume in-
>wait there's no such thing as normal Gappy
>S&W has entered self-defense mode
>>741498
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
No.741500
File: 1455441476231.png (272.99 KB, 595x839, 595:839, e336091d57b6bbf943356072ac….png)
>>741499
Err...
>watching Softo andu Wetto
No.741501
>>741499
Uh...
>shift into reverse, moonman!
>BACKING UP
>BACKING UP
No.741502
File: 1455441650584.jpg (243.91 KB, 1280x853, 1280:853, tumblr_nzokh6JigQ1soeynjo2….jpg)
>>741500
>
>coughcough
>WHY WOULD THAT MAKE HIM COUGH BLOOOOOOOOOOD
>>741501
BACKING UP!
>Soft & Wet can no longer be mainted
>bai bai, Stand
No.741503
>>741502
...Sorry you had to see that.
No.741504
File: 1455441841650.jpg (269.52 KB, 501x708, 167:236, 849db7fb92f582d05bd96aef2f….jpg)
No.741505
File: 1455441954500.png (18.95 KB, 330x383, 330:383, tumblr_inline_norj2gePiL1s….png)
>>741503
>
Yeah.
Hahaha.
>>741504
Superman?
No.741507
>>741505
Most people that come here have seen me die before. Makes me forget how freaky it actually is.
No.741508
>>741506
>
Your hair.
Am I confused again?
>>741507
Well it's really pretty freaky! Really pretty totally freaky, even!
Who does that?
No.741509
File: 1455442425002.jpg (391.83 KB, 717x896, 717:896, 02f34b7a367c58f233f2bb337f….jpg)
>>741508
I am Lancer, not Superman.
No.741510
File: 1455442467737.png (986.1 KB, 625x884, 625:884, Just flap your arms, Moonm….png)
>>741508
Me, that's who.
>just kinda
>jumps out of a window
No.741511
File: 1455442542075.jpg (515.04 KB, 608x700, 152:175, 752fddfe5a6cceca42b7891a58….jpg)
>>741509
Oh, I get it.
>leans in
It's ok, Clark. I can keep a secret.
>wink
>>741510
>?
>itches his head
I think I made a friend.
No.741513
>>741511
My name is not Clark...
>>741512
Master?
No.741514
File: 1455442826497.png (337.91 KB, 919x444, 919:444, tumblr_noqgk29Jmk1uq5q7xo1….png)
>>741512
>I see you have freaky eyes
>I have freaky eyes myself
>>741513
It's ok, Clark. I don't have a name either.
I mean, I don't remember it, is all.
No.741515
File: 1455442941951.jpg (15.09 KB, 236x309, 236:309, dba3c7091770a9eda118de56eb….jpg)
>>741513
What?
>>741514
>I mean the visor's not opaque
Uh...
No.741516
File: 1455443051855.jpg (202.82 KB, 377x800, 377:800, 5d1f739b38b8f8f9d7dc78e8de….jpg)
>>741514
My name is not Clark, sir. You're confused.
>>741515
Never mind. I was worried for nothing.
No.741517
File: 1455443121120.jpg (113.48 KB, 457x750, 457:750, tumblr_mawxv5cJE41rhbmj5o1….jpg)
>>741515
>smh
Buzz Lightyear?
>
How do I even know that...
>>741516
>Gappy stop winking
>Gappy
There's dirt in my eye!
No.741518
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>>741516
I have a job to do, you're free to do... whatever, in the meantime.
>>741517
What?
...No, it's Samus. Samus Aran.
And I'm going now.
>Speedo Boostah
No.741519
>>741517
...Right, erm...
>>741518
Oh... well, at least I can help Cu.
No.741520
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>>741518
>
What a rude star commander.
>!!
So fast, did she drink Red Bull?
>>741519
Everyone new I meet keeps going away.
That must mean I have the opposite of a magnetic personality! A magnetic personality!
Oh no!
>runs off
No.741521
>zzz
>snort
Huh-wha...
>yaaaaawn
>kicks a beer bottle off the arm rest of the couch he was napping on
No.741522
File: 1455444369347.jpg (519.29 KB, 759x1058, 33:46, 45043306d4d0eedccb53f59587….jpg)
>>741521
>nailed in the back of the head
Wh-ow!
No.741523
File: 1455444588375.png (785.11 KB, 800x1046, 400:523, 045fc7c75cb81d60145c0b0f38….png)
>>741522
>!
Oh shit, sorry. You alright, D?
No.741524
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>>741523
>rubs his head
It's just a bottle.
>
Ah. Master has given me permission to "cut loose" as it were. She is out doing a job.
No.741525
>>741524
Oh yeah, that reminds me.
>smack
What the hell man?! You were in space?!
No.741526
File: 1455445046065.jpg (84.77 KB, 500x281, 500:281, tumblr_mtwbj37xqV1sj8uc4o2….jpg)
>>741525
>wince
It was momentary. I met Master here and she took me with her.
>
What of it?
No.741527
>>741526
You got whisked off on a fucking space adventure with a hot alien babe and one, you didn't tell me, two, you didn't do anything about it and three, you went to space!
No.741528
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>>741527
She was immune to my charm and still agreed to help me survive, I didn't really have much choice: it was all so sudden, and I didn't have much choice!
No.741529
>Things To Bring Up For Next Lancer Meeting: How We've All Been To Space
>...
>How We've All Most Of Us've Been To Space
No.741530
>>741528
Holy shitballs you went to space!
>[AAAAAAAs externally]
>ok
>ok
>deep breaths
>>741529
I don't like that look you're giving me.
No.741531
>>741529
Eh?
>>741530
Calm down, Cu.
No.741532
>>741530
>glow eye
>Hypno Toad sfx
I can't help it.
>>741531
Eh?
No.741533
>>741531
Ok. Ok. I'm calm.
>>741532
Stop looking at me so pitifully dammit!
No.741534
>>741532
I thought our bodysuits were tight. You can only be a Lancer then.
>>741533
Calm? Good.
It was spectacular up there, the Earth is beautiful.
No.741535
>>741533
>
I've been to space a lot.
Uncle Asura even used the Brahmastra in a fight up there one time.
Laser space...
>>741534
Mine's grafted to my skin.
>
Have we not met yet? I'm sorry.
No.741536
>>741535
The Brahmastra sucked, it didn't even do what it needed to. So I punched the hell out of it.
No.741537
>>741534
>;___;
Yeah... Yeah I bet it was.
>>741535
You've been to space too?!
No.741538
>>741535
>polite bow
I am Diarmuid ua Duibhne, twin spearman of Fionna.
>>741537
I'll petition Master to take you with us sometime, would that be fair?
No.741539
>>741536
You said the same thing about the quicktime events, uncle.
>>741537
Hindu gods live in space.
>nodnod
That's where I went to fuse with Surya.
Hasn't everyone been?
>>741538
>!
>bow
Karna.
>uh
Singular spearman of India.
No.741540
>>741538
>:D
Fuck yes. Just one look. That's all I want.
>>741539
The closest I've been was the Moon Cell, I guess.
No.741541
>>741539
Well met, Karna.
>>741540
You're so excited, it's a side of you I've never seen.
No.741542
>>741539
Most of those were pretty sick actually.
No.741543
File: 1455446549722.jpg (175.37 KB, 850x1134, 425:567, sample-03541479695798178e7….jpg)
>>741540
That doesn't count at all.
>frown
>stupid BB
I don't understand, why is Kishinami's Servant marrying your Master?
>>741541
You've shown me your spears, but I can't reciprocate. I'm sorry.
I'd take him up myself, but I think we still need to breathe.
>>741542
But that's all your game was...
No.741544
>>741541
Because it's space, my friend. I'm gonna get to the one place that Teach couldn't.
>>741543
Ah... That... Okay, so in a different Grail War, that red Archer is my Master's Servant. And they're real tight-like.
No.741545
>>741543
AND THEY WERE GREAT.
No.741546
>>741543
It's alright, my Master can take us.
>Buidhe and Dearg all wrapped up
Eh?
>>741544
Ah... I understand.
No.741547
>>741544
Have you been made a cuckold?
How embarrassing.
>>741545
Yes uncle, they were great.
>>741546
>notice the lack of spear on Karuna
It would kill me to manifest it. I was apologizing.
No.741548
>>741546
And because it's space.
>eyes lighting up
>>741547
>this guy
>facepalm
No Karna, I wasn't. I don't care for that girly that much.
No. No I haven't, Karna.
No.741549
>>741547
WITH FEELING THIS TIME KARNA
>suddenly Six Armed Vajra
FEELING
No.741550
>>741547
>blink
A Lancer whose spear will kill him...
>>741548
It lifts my heart to see you so giddy.
No.741551
>>741548
I've overstepped my bounds.
>
>>741549
>
>
>
I feel incredible. Yes, yes, yes.
I feel good, I feel great. I. Can. Do. This.
>>741550
Unless you know a way to continue living without your skin.
I don't think that's a thing yet.
No.741552
File: 1455447341868.jpg (690.35 KB, 1200x823, 1200:823, tumblr_nzy4qqDFeF1t1ketuo1….jpg)
>>741551
DEAR JOURNAL, MY NEPHEW CAN'T EMOTE
I'M GOING TO TRY PUNCHING FEELINGS INTO HIM
SIGNED, ASURA
No.741553
>>741550
Haven't you ever looked at the stars and dreamed of reaching out and grabbing them?
>>741551
I don't know what's got me worked up more, that reaction or where you're taking this.
No.741554
>>741551
Your spear is your skin?
>>741553
I tried to, then Master told me the lights we're seeing have long since expired, we're just getting a residual view of them because of the distance that light has to cover.
No.741555
>>741552
>distant "PUNCHHIMPUNCHHIMPUNCHHIM"
Arjuna...
>>741553
Not on a date, apparently.
>s n a p
>>741554
I don't know how to answer that.
>this heretic
The light is actually from giant Hindi ancient spaceships.
No.741556
>>741555
>tuurn
YOU'RE NEXT ARJUNA, THAT SISSY POSING PISSES ME OFF
No.741557
>>741556
I AM THE GREATEST POSER EVER SHUT UP
>leaps away
No.741558
>>741554
Way to kill the buzz...
>>741555
>snap
Goddammit! I'll show you just you wait!
>storms out
>phone in hand
No.741559
>>741555
But Master took me up to a dead star and I saw it myself.
>>741558
I'm sorry.
>spiritmoooode
No.741560
>>741556
>um
>>741558
I hope he gets to space.
>>741559
Lies.
No.741561
>>741557
GROW FOUR MORE ARMS AND THEN WE'LL SEE YOU LITTLE RAGAMUFFIN, INDRA DROPPED YOU ON YOUR HEAD TOO MANY TIMES
>>741560
Alright... prepare yourself for Teaching Feeling: ASURA EDITION!
No.741562
>>741561
>not-Shakti go
But I know how to feel.
No.741563
>>741562
Oh. Okay.
...
>scruffs Karna with one arm, pats his head with another
NOW I WILL PREPARE PANCAKES.
No.741565
>>741564
HEADPATS AND PANCAKES EVERY DAY
No.741566
>>741565
That sounds nice, actually.
No.741567
File: 1455448633092.gif (88.79 KB, 500x667, 500:667, tumblr_nb092161LF1rv9ibxo1….gif)
No.741568
>>741567
It's still kind of scary when you say it, uncle.
We should go make them.
No.741569
File: 1455448781960.jpg (232.28 KB, 850x1174, 425:587, sample-b51f648c7aa5df6c7c3….jpg)
>>741568
RRRR, YOU SAYIN' I CAN'T BE COMFORTING?!
>
>oh
>inside voice time
Make who?
No.741571
File: 1455448988532.jpg (101.79 KB, 620x332, 155:83, Six-Armed Vajra, motherfuc….jpg)
>>741570
If I turn around... and there are no pancakes... I'M GONNA BE FUCKING PISSED
>tuuurn
>have you ever been so mad you intimidated reality
>because there are pancakes now
No.741572
>>741571
>!
It worked!
>pancakes: yes
No.741573
File: 1455449183313.png (775.38 KB, 959x652, 959:652, tumblr_mufpapymfe1s6ao54o2….png)
>>741572
Of course it worked. It knows better than to piss me off.
No.741574
>>741573
You're truly frightening, uncle.
>burp
I should be going, Master will be worried.
No.741575
>>741574
Good.
>leaps off
ARJUNAAAAAAAAAAAAAA