No.741578
Alone on Valentines Day? Lol you fucking fag
No.741579
>meido dress back on
If I do less things at once, I will be less crazy... okay.
No.741580
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>Band Napped Coolly
>muffled instrumental jazz
No.741581
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No.741582
>sitting with a sack of chocolate on her lap
No.741583
>>741582
Soooo...are those good?
No.741586
>>741585
Caaaaan you feeeeeel the luuuuuuvvvv tonight?
No.741588
>>741583
>!!!
>holding out a specially wrapped chocolate
>looks homemade
>she's also suspiciously nervous
No.741589
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>>741587
So are you going to fuck her discreetly? Then you're gonna fuck her sweetly. But then....you're gonna....fuck. Her. Haaaaaaard
No.741590
>>741588
Huh? What's up with...
>Oh boy...
You made those for...
>Now look who's also nervous
>>741589
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Dude! You can't jusk ask that out of nowhere!
No.741591
>>741590
>runs off to her room after handing it over
>there's a card
No.741592
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>>741590
Thats a 'No'
Probably just going to eat pasta and then get all red faced when she offers you a very special handshake
No.741593
>>741592
Is it still a handshake when it's a leg?
No.741594
>>741592
Hey! I'm not saying I won't... Listen, this is not the sort of thing I'd rather talk about right now, okay?
>>741591
Huh? W-wait a-
>Scratching the back of his head
Geez, all over some chocolate...
>reading the card
No.741595
>>741593
Her hand is still shaking
>>741594
It's Valentines Day. If you can't talk about pussy with some rando, then why do we even have this holiday?
No.741596
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>>741595
Wanna see a fun trick?
>>741594
Hey, moptop. Guess what?
No.741598
>>741595
Asking the wrong guy. I was never too good with this romance stuff...
>...
I know we're not really talking about romance, but I'd still rather not talk about this with some guy I just met!
>>741596
Please don't. I'm having an okay day.
No.741599
>>741597
It's called "how to make Valentines with a stuttering mess not utter garbage".
Observe.
>>741598
And IIIIIII don't care! It's time for my good day.
>
You're going to ravage your waifu with a smile.
No.741600
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>>741598
Who said anything about romance? Romance shouldn't be reserved for Valentines Day.
Trying kinky things in the bedroom of someone else's house. Thats the true meaning if the holidays.
>>741599
Did you really just say 'Waifu'?
No.741601
>>741594
>roses are red
>violets are blue
>today is valentine's day
>and tonight I want you
No.741602
>>741600
The guy looks like a total... what is it, weeaboo? Look at that outfit.
I'm sure he gets it. But it'd be funnier if he didn't. Misconstruing orders is most of the fun!
No.741603
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>>741602
"He Looks Like A Weeaboo" says the man who looks like he stepped out if a Studio Madhouse Wet dream.
No.741604
>>741599
>Wasn't looking at Alucard's eyes
>He learned from the first time
Look, not that I don't appreciate the... "encouragement", but I'd rather not be hypnotized when it happens.
>>741600
>GOD
I'll... think about it.
>>741601
>...
>...
>Well hello there, heart. I forgot you were beating there.
Excuse me for a moment.
>Heads to Ahri's room
No.741605
>>741603
I look like a proper Victorian gentleman because my master has some weird fetish for old clothes.
>>741604
Cheeky little shit.
No.741606
>we interrupt this program to bring you live footage of a Klansman Moon Knight eating ice cream
No.741607
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>>741604
DONT FORGET TO CUP DAT BUTT!
>>741605
Bro. You totally have Anime hair going on
No.741608
>>741607
Bitch please, this isn't even half my hair length and it's not nearly as automatically-waving-in-the-wind-even-though-there's-no-wind yet.
No.741609
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>>741608
You saying I don't know anime? Bitch I was in an anime.
It was called Ōgoe de kuchi no deddopūru to baka
That translates to Glorious Hero of Legendary Sexual Prowess Deadpool
No.741610
>>741604
>a long bout of fox noises later
No.741611
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>>741609
Speaking of, I'm recording the fox and the weeb as we speak. Being everywhere and nowhere is neat.
No.741612
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>>741610
Yiff yiff yiff
>>741611
Thought I got one of Cable and Domino once. It was just thirty minutes of her stroking his hair saying shoulder pads would always be cool
No.741613
>>741612
Your first mistake was thinking someone like Cable was mentally stable enough to get laid.
No.741614
>>741607
>>741605
>Kinda busy
>>741610
>phew
That... That was great...
No.741615
>>741613
Dudes been laid at least once. He had a son.
>>741614
Yiff yiff yiff yiff
No.741616
>>741614
>literally poking through the wall directly in front of Rags with a camera
Smiiiiiiiile.
>>741615
And with copious amounts of hand holding to ease the stress.
No.741618
>>741616
Have you ever held Nate's hand? You'll never feel safer.
No.741619
>humming happily
''♫Lord almighty, I feel my temperature risin'♫
♫Higher higher, it's burnin' through to my soul♫
Man, Valentine's Day is great.
>Don't let them know you're alone this year, Torch.
>Gotta hang on to whatever street cred you have left.
No.741620
>>741614
Got a bit of a crowd, didn't we...
No.741621
>>741620
......
>you don't see me
>carry on
No.741622
>>741619
Couldn't find a date, eh Torchie?
>>741620
The noises attract attention. You guys need some Gatorade?
No.741623
>>741618
Lewd.
>>741620
Don't mind me, the internet loves this.
No.741624
>>741622
>[sweating]
>except the sweat is just kinda evaporating instantly
Me? Not have a date? C'mon, Wade, I know you're nuts, but that's some serious crazy talk.
No.741625
>>741620
What are you talking abou-
>>741616
DUDE, WHAT THE HELL!?
>>741617
...How long was that thing there?
>>741615
Oh shut up.
No.741626
>>741625
>you didn't see me
>but I saw everything
No.741627
>>741623
I beg you held a lot of hands back when there was an Ottoman Empire
>>741624
Nobody calls me Wade unless theyre my friend, or scared of me...
>sniff sniff
I smell fear
>sniff
And melting chocolate
>>741625
Yeah, shutting up really isn't in my skill set
No.741628
>>741627
I'm probably melting other people's stuff by using my powers in here. ...Whoops.
>flame: off
Well, we're friends, right? It's not weird.
No.741629
>>741625
>manic cackling
>>741627
Ahhhh, the Turks. That was a grand old time. The Nazis were fun too.
No.741630
>>741621
>aye aye
>>741622
This isn't product placement, is it?
>>741623
I'm hardly surprised.
>>741625
Right after I got a new job, too...
No.741631
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>>741630
>also he didn't wear a rubber
>you better be on the pill
No.741632
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>>741628
I can still smell fear
>>741629
As a time traveller, I understand that.
>>741630
No.
That being said, Powerade funds terrorist child molesters
No.741633
>>741632
...No idea what you're talking about.
No.741634
>>741630
Oh no it's not the fact that I'm doing this that's surprising, it's the angles I got.
Did you know I could be anywhere and everywhere? It's hot. Even got internal POV!
Can you imagine all the dirty freaks jerking it to you getting plowed? Millions.
You know I didn't even get to hypnotize your idiot over here, how lame is that?
Oh well. This is way better.
>>741632
Oh?
Terrorist child molesters. Neat.
No.741635
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>>741626
...Riiiight. I'm just gonna pretend it's not there.
>>741627
Oh really? I couldn't tell.
>>741629
Why the hell were you even recording?
>>741630
Wait, when you say job you don't mean th-
>cough cough
I'm sure everything will be okay.
No.741636
>>741635
You're joking, right?
No.741637
>>741635
>no really man
>no rubber
>you best hope she's on the pill
No.741638
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>>741633
I smell such fear on you that I'm worried tiny hammers will fall from the sky
>>741634
They a tastey treat for you?
>>741635
Well now you know. And knowing is part of the battle. Gratuitous Violence the the rest
No.741639
>>741631
>I'll be good
>>741632
Gatorade for me it is.
>>741634
Yyyep. Happy valentine's day I suppose.
>>741635
Don't worry about it, I'll tell you later.
>buries herself in tails and pillows
I think it's an "in" day today.
No.741640
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>>741638
They're tragically delicious!
>>741639
I've got footage to upload. Be sure to blame Edgeedge for this, hmm? If things had gone easier I wouldn't have... oh who am I kidding? HAHAHAHAHA!
>gone
No.741641
>>741638
That's... oddly specific.
No.741642
>staring at a puddle on the floor
This is... not water. Did someone...
>aaaaa
Who would masturbate to floor tiles?!
No.741643
>>741639
>tosses her a Gatorade
>lands it right in the cleavage
Yus!
>>741640
He's my best vampiric buddy
>>741641
Weren't you around for Fear Itself?
No.741644
>>741636
Gah, you're sick... The hell do I have to do for yo-
>And he's gone
>Grreeeeeaaaat
>>741637
>It's cool I have the Azure
>World's greatest preservative
>>741638
Good god...
>pinches the bridge of his nose
Who even are you?
>>741639
"In day"?
No.741645
>>741644
>>741639
>then I will go back to watching you two
>>741642
>or stalking the maid
No.741646
>>741642
If I had to guess? Deadpool.
No.741647
>>741642
If you look at them the right way those floor tiles can be very seductive
>>741644
Deadpool. Don't spell it with a C cause that's Deadcool.
Which I am, but that isn't what's printed on the business cards
No.741648
>>741645
>[screams internally]
>[screams externally]
>>741646
But why? WHY!?
>guh
I have to clean it up...
>>741647
Did you do this?
No.741649
>>741643
Nope. Pretty sure I was dead when that happened. I think Ben picked up one of those weird hammer things, though.
No.741650
>>741640
Faaaantastic. I'm sure I'll never hear the end of this.
>>741643
Hey, good shot!
>cracks it open
>>741644
As in "I'm in this fortress of fluff and you can't do anything to get me out."
No.741651
>>741648
>at least I didn't jack it on the floor
No.741652
>>741648
Actually, I've got a better idea. But you might wanna back up a bit.
No.741653
>>741648
Not this time.
>>741649
Oh right, you were on vacation in the negative zone
>>741650
Helps when you have such a bountiful target
No.741654
>>741651
What kind of madman would frost the floor with their seed!?
>>741652
>flips behind Moonman
>and averting her eyes
>>741653
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
No.741655
>>741653
"Vacation" is one way to put it, I guess.
No.741656
>>741654
>you aren't ready to find out
No.741657
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>>741645
>please don't
>>741647
...I'll try remember that.
>>741650
Maybe I don't have to get you out.
>into the fluff fort he goes
I'll see if I can do anything about the video.
No.741658
>>741654
>walks over to another room
>comes back with a bucket filled with acid
>dumps the acid on the floor tiles
>Moonman no that's not how you clean
No.741659
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>>741658
>that's exactly how you clean
>>741657
>too late
No.741660
>>741656
Oh, oka-AAAAAAAA WHAT ARE JOO
>>741658
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Now de floor will be ruined and the mistress will be upset wit me!
>did her accent get thicker out of stress
>Jay Was Right
No.741661
>>741653
Why thank you!
>>741657
Can you?
>hopeful
No.741662
>>741659
>oh
>well okay
>>741660
Give it a minute.
>the floor starts fixing itself
>thanks, nanomachines
No.741663
>>741660
>one ugly Mofo
>>741662
>job well done Moon guy
No.741664
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>>741654
Stop screaming so much. Jeez
>>741655
Well you weren't really dead
>>741657
Do or Do Not. There is No Try
>>741661
No. Thank you
No.741665
>>741662
>
>mind blown
>>741663
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
No.741666
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>>741659
>we're not gonna do it anymore for now
>so shooo
>>741661
Maybe. I know some people who can probably do something about it. I'll give'em a call.
>>741664
What if I don't?
No.741667
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>>741664
None of us really die, Wade.
>
Except Spidey's uncle, but that's different. Now if you'll excuse me, I've gotta go meet up with my date. That I totally have.
>FWOOSH
>off he goes
No.741668
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>>741663
>MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
>>741665
Impressive, isn't it?
No.741669
>>741666
Easy. I shoot you in the kneecap.
>>741667
He's going to go and wrestle with the confusing thoughts inspired by Jessica Alba
No.741670
>>741666
>I live here
>sort of
>>741665
>screaming won't bring back your parents
No.741671
>>741664
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>741668
>points at Predator
>still screaming
>>741670
>it's not getting any quieter
No.741672
>>741666
That'd be a huge load off my mind if you could do that for me, really.
>looking a little more relieved
No.741673
>>741671
>sighs
Here we go again...
No.741674
>>741669
>...That would hurt.
I'll do it then.
>>741670
>Do you have to keep watching me tho?
>>741672
Just leave it to me. You try to relax for now, okay?
No.741675
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>>741671
You think that's bad?
>removes mask
>>741674
Thats good
No.741676
>>741673
ES UN MONSTRUOOOOO
>tfw Arty emptied her guns
>tfw Bala didn't refill them
>quaking in terror with no rage outlet
N-no quiero morir...
>she's descended into lightning quick and jittery beanertalk
>>741675
>staring at DP
>then at Predator
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
No.741677
>>741674
>yes
>always
>>741671
>I can do this all day
No.741678
>>741674
>nodding
I'm beat, though. I had an all night shift and you're too rough on this poor and delicate fox...
No.741679
>>741676
>tfw no habla
Listen to me, Fabiola. You're gonna be okay, understand?
No.741680
>>741677
>Alright then
>Just stay there doing your thing
>>741675
That's n-
>uuuurrk
Also, please put the mask back on.
>>741678
>nods
Go get some rest.
No.741681
>>741680
>cuddles right up to him
>zzz
No.741682
>>741677
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>741679
>latched onto Moonman's waist
>itty bitty tears of panic
>she's about to start bawling, wat do
>wait, wait there it is
>WAAAAAAAAAAH
No.741683
>>741682
>uh
>UH
>hug: deployed
>mostly because he has no other ideas
No.741684
>>741681
Truth be told...I think I could use some rest too...
>zzzz
No.741685
>>741683
>DESPIERTAME
>NO PUEDO DESPERTAR
>SALVAMEEEEEEEEE
>this is what happens when minimaid doesn't have an outlet for her fear
No.741686
Good god, what's with all the freaking out going on? Can't a guy sleep in?
No.741687
>>741685
>man I just scare people
>I dunno how to make them un-scared
I'm pretty sure the, uh... "monster" is gone, Fabiola. But if you need a minute, I understand.
>>741686
Hey, don't look at me.
No.741688
>>741687
Lookin' at you, bud. Hell'd you do to the little one?
No.741689
>>741688
Nothing. She just latched onto me after she panicked over the Predator showing up.
No.741690
>>741687
>where'd she go
>mini no stop ninja-ing
>her head pops out of Moonman's cowl
No.741691
>>741690
>
...Well, this is new.
No.741692
>>741691
>the maid is: embarrassed
I was... afraid.
>pulls her head out from next to Moonman's and scales down from behind his cape
No.741693
>>741692
>How the hell did she even-
...It's fine. Not the first time someone's been on top of my head.
No.741694
>>741693
>super secret Lovelace Maid art: concealment
>Mini lacks presence to the point people forget she's there
I... am sorry. About this. And before.
Joo think I am crazy.
No.741695
>>741694
Plenty of people think I'm crazy, too. I try not to let it bother me.
>smile
Apology accepted.
No.741696
No.741697
>>741695
I fly off de handle a lot.
>pout
The mistress says I am overworked.
No.741698
>>741697
>nod
People've told me the same thing. I guess I still haven't learned how to relax.
No.741699
>>741698
I do not feel overworked.
No.741700
>>741699
You sure you're not just telling yourself that?
No.741701
>>741700
>no shut up i'm okay aaaaaaaaaaaa
If I cannot do my maidly duties then I am unfit to work for miss Balalaika.
No.741702
>>741701
Exactly. Too much stress'll stop you from doing your job eventually. Can't take care of Balalaika without taking care of yourself too.
No.741703
>>741702
I need my guns.
I am not a superhero. My fear and anger are too much to push down.
>Saber
It is that man's fault...
No.741704
>>741703
I can find you some more ammunition for your China Lake if it's worrying you that much. I've made a whole lot of connections over the years.
No.741705
>>741704
I would appreciate that.
No.741706
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>>741705
>grin
Just try not to point that thing at me anytime soon, alright?
No.741707
>>741706
It is difficult to stop myself when I am angry.
>guh
The best I can do is stop my finger.
No.741708
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>>741707
Good enough.
>
Sorry about the, uh... spider-webs the other day. I wanted to stop you without hurting you.
No.741709
>>741708
I caught a cold washing them off.
No.741710
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>>741709
Better that then getting injured while fighting me. Going nonlethal isn't really something I'm used to doing.
No.741711
>>741710
Geh... I do not want to see that man again.
Why did he do what he did?
No.741712
>>741711
Simple. So you wouldn't be able to hurt anyone that didn't deserve to be hurt.
No.741713
>>741712
I would never!
>rrrr
The gun is a deterrent until it is a weapon. This is what I believe.
I do not like to shoot it. I do not like to kill people. But I do if I must.
No.741714
>>741713
He didn't know that. You could've just been another kill-happy psycho like some of the other people that come here. So he did what he thought was necessary.
No.741715
>>741714
Not again.
>pout
Whoever he is has no right to take my things.
No.741716
There we are. Fresh pancakes are what's needed for a day like this-
>Pancakes?
>hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
>HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
A little close, are we.
>No, just me.
>Gappyyyyyyyy
No.741717
>>741715
Fair enough. Just be careful.
>>741716
>Shenanigans off the starboard bow, cap'n!
>I noticed.
No.741718
>>741716
>uh
>nnnnah don't wanna deal with that
>one's confusing and the other felt me up and took my gun
No.741719
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>>741717
>shakes her head
I think I will just clean farther away.
>shakes her sleeve
>collapsible broom slides out
No.741720
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>duct taping his organs back in
Wooo boy. Shiklah sure was into today
No.741721
>>741717
I don't like to assume, but it seems to me that all Egyptians are just naturally hostile.
Either that or I'm not too fond of them.
>We're in EGYPT!?
>What's Egypt
>Arty Delivers To The Slap To His Own Face At 1:35pm
>>741718
>?
>pile of pancakes slid her way with IA
No.741722
>>741721
>
>and trips into them
>muffled spic rage
No.741723
>>741719
>shrug
If that's what you want.
>>741720
...You're gonna need more duct tape.
>>741721
>time for Moonman to follow suit
>
No.741724
>>741723
I should've known better when she said we didn't need a safe word
No.741725
>>741722
>OH YOU
>pulls meido out of the stack
I hope you don't feel inclined to mess my face up, I have a long night of being locked outside ahead of me.
>>741723
>uh
>Gappy is now facepalming too
>Am I doing it right?
No.741726
>>741723
>I want to punch this blondie
>visibly upset
>>741725
Do not touch me!
No.741727
>>741724
You're in a relationship with a literal succubus. Why would she ever use safe words?
>>741725
>Let me out. I'll handle this.
>Wh-
>ooga booga it's the birdman
You just went full retard. Never go full retard.
>and back into Moon Knight's head he goes
>>741726
>why have I become a babysitter
>I never asked for this
Hey, hey, calm down!
No.741728
>>741727
Sometimes the claws end up a little too close for comfort if you know what I mean.
But even still, she's totally Bae. I heart her
No.741729
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>>741726
Touch you?
>holding Cu's fishing pole
>hook in Mini's scruff
I only wished to offer assistance, since it seems my pancakes are of the violent variety.
>>741727
I'm sorry for having caused you all so much trouble. Is disarming someone with unknown intentions and a grenade launcher the same size as them that out of the ordinary?
No.741730
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>>741727
>
>
>
>lights up
Hey, you have one of those things too!
>Gappy pls
>>741728
Claws?
No.741731
>>741727
>I never asked to be scruffed
>spic rage levels climbing
Rrrrr...
>>741729
>nig if you take my Lake again
Why are joo doing this?
>teeth grit
Stop it.
No.741732
>>741728
>mental images: forming
>shudders
...Yeah, I get what you're saying.
>>741729
It's not. Fabiola just kind of... took it personally.
>>741730
...One of what?
>>741731
>Jeez... getting the Hulk to calm down would be easier than this.
Maybe Saber just made a bad first impression.
No.741733
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>>741730
Ease dropping is rude. You shouldn't do it.
But yes, when the wife gets riled, sometimes she gets a little monstery. Its pretty cute really.
>>741732
Its still pretty great
No.741734
>>741731
>reels mini back to the floor
>discreet IA puff brushes the crumbs from her dress
I wanted to apologize, for one thing. And what better day to share food than a national holiday?
>frown
Maybe I overestimated everyone's taste for pancakes...
>>741732
Lancelot took many things personally too, but I'd rather not have to start another collection of severed heads.
Pancakes?
No.741735
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>>741732
>!
Like uh-
>no S&W
Well I can't do it right now, but the bubble guy.
>>741733
Ease dropping?
Aren't you supposed to call somebody when you're getting picked on?
No.741736
>>741735
Who's getting picked on?
No.741737
>>741732
>guh
Make him let me go please.
>>741734
>
I already made my meal and ate. Please leave me be, sir.
No.741738
>>741733
Hey, as long as you're both happy. Stable relationships are hard to come by once you decide to start fighting crime.
>>741734
>He's just gonna go from severed heads to pancakes that quick? I like this guy.
...Sure, why not?
>>741735
Huh. Wonder why he showed up yesterday but not now.
>>741737
No problem. He's pretty reasonable once you get to know him.
No.741739
>>741736
You're supposed to tell a bully to stop with words, not actions.
Except I saw a thing on this computer thing where the bully got suplexed and everybody cheered, so I dunno.
Fish are friends, not food!
>>741738
Did I make a bad first impression?
No.741740
>>741738
The Spiked Tickler would tell me that our relationship is...full of anger and a little resentment.
>>741739
Holy shit. Someone who makes less sense than I do after a pack of malamars and mountain dew
No.741741
>>741737
Then I expect someone as proactive as you to have already planned the day out for your someone.
Please tell me if I'm overreaching again.
>>741738
My first wife had some...eccentric hobbies.
>Guinevere why you such a freak
>pankeki delivered
I finally nailed the right measurements down and got a little carried away in celebrating.
>nearby closet door bulging with pancakes
No.741742
>>741738
>detaching the fishing hook from her Lake's trigger
Yes. Reasonable.
>>741741
I do not have a "someone."
No.741743
>>741739
Maybe. I don't know much about how those things work.
>>741740
...Did you really need to share that information?
>>741741
>pulls his mask up and starts eating
>looking at the door
I'd say that's more than "a little."
>>741742
Trust me, he's not a bad guy.
No.741744
>>741740
Is that just a theory? A game theory?
Also do you know how I am?
I tried to put my face on the milk carton but then I spilled all the milk.
>>741743
Impressions?
Well I think there was an art movement named after that.
No.741745
>>741743
So tearing off faces is fine, but hearing about a married couple's healthy expression of emotions through sex is where you draw the line?
>>741744
It think he's having a conversation with someone else while looking at me.
No.741746
>>741742
>knight senses tingling
>Hershey's kiss held out
>?
>>741743
If you know of any safe hazardous waste disposal sites, I'd like to know.
Anything planned for you and that cat?
No.741747
>>741743
A little tug and I would have exploded.
>frown
>>741746
Do not pity me.
No.741748
>>741744
Not impressions. I meant Stands.
>>741745
Pretty much, yeah. Keep that sort of stuff behind closed doors.
>>741746
I've got a couple of surprises up my sleeve. Finding her is what's gonna be difficult.
>>741747
...True, but you're okay, aren't you?
No.741749
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>>741745
>
>real close like
Who are you quoting?
>>741748
Stands created an art movement?
>Gappy pls
What's a Stand.
No.741750
>>741747
It's more a sense of duty then pity, but if you wish to continue playing the victim I won't stop you.
>where'd the armor come from
If you won't accept this old knight's generosity, then maybe you'll use it for someone else.
>>741748
I won't pretend to know what a cat spirit is fond of, but I'm fairly certain I've seen her out of the corner of my eye when I'm reduced to a crying girl.
>
There was no way for that to sound normal, hmm.
No.741751
>>741748
And that makes it okay?!
>minimaid: still easily set off
>at least she's not going for her guns
>>741750
>victim
>grrrrrrrrrrrrrr
You are not as pure as you act.
>waitwhat
>leaps back
No.741752
>>741748
But the fresh air feels so good on my grundle.
>>741749
Is this what I was like back when Madcap was in my head? Is this what Waypool was like?
No.741753
>>741749
Things that look like ghosts and give people powers, from what I understand.
>>741750
Probably not, but I understand what you're trying to say.
>
It'd make sense that she'd show up when you start crying. She feeds off of negative emotions. Ironic, considering she's made me happier than ever.
>>741751
...I really need to learn how to choose my words carefully.
>deep breath
No, it doesn't make it okay. But you didn't get hurt, and that's a good thing... right?
>>741752
...Sure it does. Doesn't mean any of us want to know about it.
No.741754
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>>741752
Waypool?
You're that ninja...
From the TV, I saw you on the TV.
>>741753
But that's stupid, ghosts aren't real.
>S&W floating around
Right?
No.741755
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>>741753
Sharing is caring. If I overshare its because too much do i care
>>741754
I'm not a ninja. But I have killed a lot of them. Some with a TV
No.741756
>>741751
No, but I try my best, all things considered.
Ironic that it's even a problem, given my sword and title.
>leaves the chocolate on a table
I was never very good at forcing things on people.
>but Arty, all those Saxons
>>741753
And you plan to work that into your surprises somehow?
It all seems just a little illegal.
No.741757
>>741753
>guh
I do not know.
>>741756
>why won't he leave me alone
...
>ducks behind a corner
>pops out from an air vent
>choklit nabbed
>where'd she go
No.741758
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>>741754
No, they're real. It's just that most people never see 'em.
>>741755
Riiight. Remind me to have earplugs on standby whenever you start talking.
>>741756
>grin
What, you're saying you wouldn't break the law for someone you love?
>>741757
Neither do I.
No.741759
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>>741755
But why! What did those TVs ever do to you!
>>741758
Like...dinosaurs.
No.741760
>>741757
I did good today.
I did a good thing.
>I hope
>>741758
>ohoho this guy
In my day, I was the one who made the laws.
>gleam
No.741761
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>>741758
Earplugs? Marc. Please. That won't be enough. I have cue cards prepared just in case.
>>741759
They took Golden Girls out of the rotation.
No.741762
>>741758
>pops out fro behind Moonman's cape
>she's already consumed the choklit
>it's probably dawned on her that she's alone for Valentine's
Oh...
>>741760
>stupid magic man
No.741763
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No.741764
>>741759
I guess. I mean, I've run into dinosaurs too.
>>741760
Must've been nice. Running from the police is fun in it's own right, though.
>>741761
...Of course you do.
>>741762
>>741763
Something wrong?
No.741765
>>741761
Golden Girls?
Golden Girls!?
How dare they!
>...
Hey uh, I'm asking for a friend, but what's Golden Girls again?
>>741764
>gasp
A wizard!
No.741766
>>741762
>:^)
>>741764
Unfortunately, I had bigger things to worry about than rural governments or the average speed of a overladen swallow.
But I had a crown and everything, so I suppose it wasn't all bad.
No.741767
>>741764
Nevermind...
>who do I have
>miss Bala
>but she's not here
>>741766
>r e e e e e e e
No.741768
>>741764
Preparedness. Better to have em and not need em then need em and not have em.
>>741765
>pulls season 1 DVD set out of a pouch
You JoJo's Bizarre Bullshit guys really need to get your shit together. First that Bowie looking fucker doesn't know Bowie, not Pop-Me the Sailor Boytoy doesn't know Golden Girls!
No.741769
>>741765
...How did we go from dinosaurs to wizards, exactly?
>>741766
So the crown was the best part of being king?
>
Yeah, I'd believe it.
>>741767
You sure it's not important? You seem pretty upset.
>>741768
Why the hell would you ever need cue cards in a place like this?
No.741770
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>>741768
I didn't know there was going to be a test, I can't even write my name at the top!
>takes the Deeveedee
This is it? They look kind of flat, and like a CD.
>>741769
Magic? Isn't that how wizards work?
No.741771
>>741769
Maybe somebody decides to play a deaf character
>>741770
Digital Video Discs. Do. Not. Scratch Them.
No.741772
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>>741769
Being a king during 500 was...how do I put it.
>flipping through a handbook
>Your Average Guide to Modern Over-exaggeration
"Sucked total balls, bro."
That seems a little too informative.
No.741773
>>741769
There is nothing I can do about it.
No.741774
>>741770
Yeah, but I never learned how to use magic.
>>741771
Only deaf person I can think of off the top of my head is Hawkeye. And Stark already built him hearing aids.
>>741772
It gets the point across. Seems like monarchies are starting to die out, anyway.
>>741773
Well, what's the problem?
No.741775
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>>741771
Huh?
>a bubble pops on the DVD
>all the tiny etchings fall off like dead eyelashes
>DVD: totally unplayable
See, now it's really shiny.
No.741776
>>741774
Isn't Echo deaf?
>>741775
......
......
>takes DVD
>snaps it in half
>STABBY STABBY STAB YO NECK
No.741777
>>741774
I want to do something nice for miss Balalaika. But I do not know what.
No.741778
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>>741774
Not soon enough.
>checks one of a dozen watches
I should be off, I need to help the towtruck people with the delivery.
Happy Valentine's Day.
>disappears
No.741779
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>>741776
>falls over
OH I'M BLEEDING EVERYWHERE
OH I'M BLEEDING EVERYWHERE
>Soft & Wet winds up
>punches Deadpool
No.741780
>>741776
Echo's been dead for a while, Wade.
>And it's your fault.
>...Don't remind me.
>>741777
Hmm... any idea what she likes?
>>741778
Happy Valentine's Day to you too, Saber.
No.741781
>>741777
Lingerie
>>741779
>head spins
>turns head back around
Oh a wise guy eh?
>pokes soft and wet in the eyes stooge style
>>741780
WHAT?! Maya's Dead? Does Daredevil know?
No.741782
>>741780
Um... vodka. And chocolate.
No.741784
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>>741781
>S&W conks DP on the head
Oh man, now I'm crying!
It's like a fucking flood!
No.741785
>>741781
By now? Yeah, probably.
>>741782
Well, chocolate's pretty much a staple of Valentine's Day, so that's a good place to start.
No.741786
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>>741783
Sexy things that she can wear under her clothes. Or not under her clothes. Something sheer, lacy and black maybe.
>>741784
Nya Nya Nyaaaa
>Bang Bang Soft and Wet
>>741785
How soon til she comes back ya think?
No.741787
>>741785
But I don't have money.
>>741786
Underwear?
No.741788
No.741789
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>>741786
Why I oughtta-!
>hurk
No.741790
>>741786
>shrugs
No idea. She died around the time I stopped working in L.A. Which was about three years ago.
>>741787
Not an issue.
>tosses minimaid a wad of cash
No.741791
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>>741787
Only sexier.
>>741789
>empties clip
>click click
Well waddya know. No mo buwets.
HEY LAUGHING BOY!
>>741790
Ever notice how whenever a run moves one of us away from New York, the very next run involves moving back?
No.741792
>>741791
>coughcough
No mo buwets...?
No.741793
>>741790
>bonked right in the face
...
...
...
>entirely dumbfounded
But I have nothing to give in return.
>>741791
>I will buy her spats
>they are comfy and easy to wear
Yes.
No.741794
>>741791
Yeeep. There's no escaping the Big Apple.
>>741793
I don't want anything in return. You've got enough to worry about as it is.
No.741795
>>741792
Not in this gun at least
>>741793
you're thinking about buying her something comfy and easy to wear aren't you?
Buying a woman spats is no way to get her affection. Hell, Shiklah threw away my crocs.
God I miss my big rubber masturbatin' shoes
>>741794
I blame Stan
No.741796
>>741795
Whatta relief.
>Stando carries Gappy off
No.741797
>>741794
You are just giving me this?
>can you tell how foreign this is
>>741795
But they are nice!
No.741798
>>741795
Why? Not like it's his fault.
>>741797
Yeah. You probably need it more than I do, anyway.
No.741799
>>741796
These Jojo guys are weird as hell.
>>741797
But not for Valentines Day. You wanna sex this woman up right you gotta buy her something sexy
>>741798
He decided to base all the early days in NYC. So then everyone after decide to follow suit
No.741800
>>741798
I...
>don't
>cry
nn...
>>741799
>sex
>UH
UH-
No.741801
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>>741799
Huh. That's actually a good point.
>>741800
...Did I do something wrong?
No.741802
>>741800
So a virgin huh? Well don't you worry. Doctor Deadpool can teach you the ways of love.
>pulls out a pamphlet
>hands it to her
>great google moogle its full of porn
>>741801
He actually co-created some show in England. Haven't seen it, but it was interesting to see
No.741803
>>741801
>she's not used to gratitude
>at all
I...
>spit it out Mini
T-thank you.
>>741802
>
Oh my...!
No.741804
>>741802
Huh. Might have to look into that if I have the time.
>>741803
>smile
You're welcome. Figured you could use some help after the rough time you've had here.
No.741805
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>>741803
Lesbians are truly a thing of beauty.
>>741804
Sure is quiet. Everyone else must be gettin' their sex on.
No.741806
>>741805
Wouldn't doubt it. It's pretty much the endgoal of the holiday.
No.741807
>>741804
I will use this for miss Bala.
>>741805
LESBIANS?!
No.741808
>>741807
Aren't you trying to scissor this Miss Bala?
>>741806
'Nuff Said
No.741809
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>>741807
That was the idea, wasn't it?
>>741808
'Least people've learned not to have sex in the place that has thousands of cameras hidden all over the place.
No.741810
>>741808
Scissor? I do not understand.
>>741809
Yes, I am sorry for the redundancy.
No.741811
>>741809
A fox girl and some white haired guy banged here earlier
>>741810
>opens the centerfold of the pamphlet
That
No.741812
>>741810
It's not that big of a deal, honestly. Just try to have fun.
>>741811
...Okay, well, everyone other than them.
No.741813
>>741811
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
N-no!
>>741812
>showing Moonman the pamphlet
Why this?
No.741814
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>>741812
It was a pretty good show
>>741813
Then why are you looking for gifts?
No.741815
>>741813
>UH
...I really don't know what to tell you.
>>741814
So was I the only one who actually tried to give them some privacy or...?
No.741816
>>741814
She is my boss, I care for her.
>>741815
It is... um. I do not know the word.
No.741817
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No.741818
>walks in
>carrying copious amounts of gifts
Happy Valentines day Legion! Who wants a gift?
No.741819
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No.741820
>>741819
Hey Wii trainer!
>gives heart full of kale.
No.741822
>>741816
>>741817
...Embarrassing?
No.741823
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>>741820
>>741821
>Smiles
Thanks, this'll be good for my smoothies.
No.741824
>>741822
Here is a moon rock, moon man!
>>741823
I knew you'd love it!
No.741826
>>741824
>>741825
>takes the rock
Neat. Thanks, Death.
No.741827
>>741826
It was nothing, literally, an Astronaut died today, so it was on the way. I thought you'd like it.
No.741828
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>>741827
Well, you weren't wrong.
No.741829
>>741828
Whatcha get me!!!!
>excitement intensifies
No.741830
>>741829
>tosses her a couple boxes of chocolate
Not nearly as impressive... but it's something.
No.741831
>>741830
>starts to eat
No one ever gets me chocolate
No.741832
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>>741831
Really? That's a surprise.
No.741833
Valentine's Day... Boss.
>
No.741834
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No.741835
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>>741833
>flexing roboarm
Boss, you shouldn't strain yourself like that, you're not a young man anymor-
Or did you just get into the chocolate liqueurs.
>
She knows.
No.741836
>wheeling in a crate filled with Reese's eggs
No.741837
>>741835
>>741836
I got you guys some Nano-bots
>>741834
Congratz on the movie
>hands chocolates
>>741832
Do you know what it means to be loved by Death?
No.741838
>>741835
>wiping under the eyepatch
A little of column A, a little of column B.
>
I can feel it. They're at peace now. The Boss that was, and my own fleeing soul.
I'm glad. They're happy.
We should be happy too.
>>741836
Hiding the candy from Hoppo, eh?
No.741839
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>>741836
Easter candy?
>>741837
Whoa, I'll take anything from a pretty lady.
Except maybe venereal disease.
>>741838
Hey, it's Valentine's Day. Let's save this kind of stuff for Lent or Christmas, huh?
I think we'll be ok now, Boss.
No.741840
>>741837
Ooooh a sampler!
And here I thought you and I werent doing Valentines Day.
No.741841
>>741837
Not really. I don't usually end up at your place when I die.
No.741842
>>741838
Yep. Otherwise she'll eat it all and the easter egg hunt will be ruined.
>>741839
Decoy Candy. It's from last year. Otherwise Hoppo eats it all
No.741843
>>741840
Everyone in Legion was so alone!
>>741839
You'll take that too, just not yet.
>>741841
>laughs
A short lfie
No.741844
>>741839
It's good to have you back.
Kaz... I've been thinking. It's time you got an assistant.
>>741842
She is a voracious one. You stuffed the decoy tree with marshmallows right?
No.741845
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>>741843
Well if we're only counting the first time I died, then yeah, my life was pretty short.
No.741846
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>>741843
The wife and I make everyday Valentines Day.
Which usually means I'm busy and have forgotten to check in.
No.741848
>>741842
You're sure she won't just eat it anyway?
I don't think they can process anything like a car engine, Sna-....Bo-....
What in hell do I call you.
>>741843
Score!
Is it Cecile?
>>741844
An assistant, huh.
Assistant to the regional commander, I kinda like that. Anybody in mind, Boss?
No.741850
>>741848
I'm afraid I can't say.
>>741846
Story of your life dead pool
>>741845
You got what everyone gets, a lifetime.
No.741852
>Valentines day
>Char sits at the counter in a bar stool with a stiff drink, nostalgic over the skirts that had graced him with their affection in the time they'd spent together.
>He pulls a piece of paper from his wallet and unfolds it.
>Lalah'd drawn it for him her first day at Flanagan's academy.
>He hated himself for what happened to her.
No.741855
>>741850
True, but it's not like everyone gets an equal amount of time.
No.741856
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>>741844
Stuffed it with Peeps
>>741848
Venom?
No.741857
>>741848
Well, now that you can see it should be your pick.
You've always had an eye for talent. I've just got an eye.
>dry old man laugh
>one-eye jokes
>>741852
>lost love senses tingling
>I know that feelerino broseph
Aznable. It's been a long time.
>>741856
Good, she hates Peeps.
Bitter little things.
No.741858
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No.741861
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>>741850
Hey, that is an accurate, yet still hurtful statement
No.741863
>>741850
Is it you?
>>741856
Venom's no good. We're men with names, aren't we?
What about like, Victor. Or Boss 2?
>>741857
Ha! Looks like we're really back on the up and up, Boss.
>[bionic hand-rubbing motion]
I don't think I've ever seen our girls either, oh boy!
No.741864
>>741857
Boss...?
>Squints through his sunglasses, trying to differentiate between man, legend, and phantoms.
Missing some people today too, huh?
No.741866
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>>741857
Ever microwaved a peep?
>>741858
Different Venom
>>741863
Snake, Boss, or Venom. Those are your choices Kaz.
No.741868
>>741852
>>741855
No, but I don't make the rules.
>>741861
Well after becoming Deadpool.
>>741863
Not on your life kiddo.
Though I'm flattered.
No.741869
>>741863
I'll call the usuals over. Musashi and Tenryuu tend to be around somewhere.
>>741864
Always. Days like this just remind you of that, don't they.
Try asking yourself this: would they want you to be miserable?
I'd say our lost ones are sad because we're sad.
>>741866
That sounds like biological warfare waiting to happen.
...No. But now I'm morbidly curious to see what happens.
No.741870
>>741866
damnit! we're going to need to be more pacific
No.741873
>>741866
Are you sure? Boss 2 has a nice ring to it.
I'm asking because I might have already printed you new business cards.
>>741868
Kiddo?
Well I guess if you're into that kinda thing.
>>741869
Yes Boss!
>
Oh, I've prepped the fluorine gas meme for the imageboards that talk badly about us, if you're still up for that.
No.741875
>>741868
I know. If you did, things would be a lot more fair.
No.741876
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>>741869
They're like reverse shrinky dinks
>>741870
I'm Venom Snake
>>741873
Why would I need those?
No.741877
>>741868
Yer the only one who knows the old Wade Wilson
No.741879
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>>741876
and how's that working out for ya?
No.741880
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>>741873
>>741869
Yeah Boss? Yamato-class second battleship Musashi reporting in.
No.741882
>>741873
>>741869
Tenryuu-class light cruiser Tenryuu reporting too, what's the deal? We gonna sortie!?
No.741884
>>741873
I blame Trump publicizing us. "I will fulfill The Boss' dream", that arrogance... it's an impossible dream, one we can chase forever.
>
Yeah, set it up.
>>741876
Jesus Christ how horrifying.
...You think we can poison our enemies with those?
>>741880
>>741882
Good, you're here.
No.741885
>>741873
Just take the compliment
>>741875
I'm not sure about that....
>a mental image of Death in bliss while people continue through a never ending cycle of Death and rebirth
That might not be the case...
>>741877
and you...
>boops nose
No.741887
>>741869
No, but it doesn't make me feel any better.
I got her killed, Boss. She sacrificed herself for me because she believed in me, but I don't know what to do without her guidance. She was all in for my plan to make things better - but was a very crucial part of that plan...
No.741888
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>>741876
You mean you don't leave business cards on the bodies you drop like James Bond?
But Ocelot said you wanted a laser printer.
What were you doing out there all that time?
>>741880
>>741882
>excuse me what
Boss, who are these women? And why are they calling you-
>ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh my
>>741884
Shouldn't we worry about his development of his own punchghost thing too?
You don't think this is the Patriots trying the S3 Plan again, right? Trump doesn't seem like a...viable Solidus replacement.
No.741890
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>>741885
...Huh. Maybe there's a reason you're not in charge after all.
No.741892
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>>741879
No real complaints
>>741884
Like Twinkies, they never go bad.
>
You ever notice how the ship girls never talk to me?
>>741888
Don't worry about it Kaz
No.741894
>>741892
well I do! boat girls are here and I enjoy them as much as I enjoy a power drill to my skull
>back flips out the window
No.741895
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>>741885
Whoa now, remember, you broke it off with me. I've moved on.
No.741898
>>741887
I lost my mentor. Shot her down and spent decades questioning why I did it, why she did it.
I only understood two years ago.
How long has it been?
>>741888
He has a punchghost now too? My God...
>
The Patriots! Of course!
>>741892
Dammit.
>
You tend to be gruffer. And soaked in dry blood.
You ought to shower a little more often.
No.741899
>>741895
I was just trying to banepost.....
>>741890
Look, I wouldn't know where to begin if I was in charge. I mean, it's vast, vaster then you can imagine, this reality, just a franchise of the whole thing.
No.741900
>>741888
Miller-san? What's up? Did you need this Musashi too?
>>741892
You never really talk to us either.
No.741903
>>741898
Long enough that I've lost track.
I'm not even sure my own age anymore.
>Begins to realize the humanity he's lost with perpetual body transfers
No.741904
>>741892
Well you're kind of a weirdo who never talks to us, almost-Boss.
>>741888
Whassamatter, ya scared? You look like you saw a ghost!
No.741905
>>741899
If I'm gonna be honest, I don't really care about any reality except the one that I'm in.
No.741906
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>>741892
I had to special order all that Peruvian ink for who knows what, V. I'm worrying.
God, I never realized how much you look like him.
>>741898
But Boss, CIPHER is dead!
Unless...
Unless they've created their own reversal virus! XOFALIVE!
Code Talker, Johnny, who knows who else is back!?
>>741900
You're Musashi?
Am I glad the bionics extend to my groin.
>Kaz you said that out loud
>>741904
No, just a phantom. A phantom that's finally moved on.
No.741909
>>741898
I shower all the time. Not my fault they only run into me when I'm dirty.
>>741900
Nobody ever sits by me in the mess hall. And unless Quiets around my table is wide open.
No.741911
>>741904
>hands her some chocolate
>>741903
>hands him some breakfast
Happy Valentines day
No.741913
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>>741909
>sign up
>"You keep muttering Action Button to yourself whenever you take a bite. It's kind of unnerving."
No.741914
>>741904
I sent all of you invites to my Superbowl party. I made quac. Nobody came
>>741906
You've never SEEN how similar we are?
>>741913
And you keep humming the same song
No.741915
>>741903
June, 1964 to November, 2014.
You'd think someone would get a clue much sooner.
There are plenty of legitimate spiritual mediums. Maybe you should try to get some closure from beyond the grave.
It helped me stop grieving, at the very least.
>>741906
Johnny... damn. It's been a while. San Heironymo...
>ahem
Anyways. We can worry about that soon, right now I gave you a task.
Your assistant.
>>741909
Ocelot told me he usually has to hose you down or splash you with a bucket.
No.741916
>>741911
what no chocolates for me?
No.741918
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>>741914
>"You're also the only person who doesn't make of me when I eat my kale."
>
>"You mean you don't like it?"
No.741921
>>741906
Ara, are you flirting with this old battleship?
>>741909
This Musashi has to keep my sister Yamato company and Tatsuta's protective of Tenryuu.
You could try coming to us.
No.741923
>>741919
I never asked for this
This is Sun Doge fault
No.741924
>>741905
I mean even with this, what do I do, decide right and wrong? Decide up and down? It's a terrifying prospect.
No.741925
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>>741892
What's this?
>>741906
Eeeeh?
No.741927
>>741915
Heh...
The thing is - she was a medium herself and visits me from time to time...
...Ever been haunted by an old girlfriend?
It makes moving on a little difficult sometimes...
>>741911
Thanks, babe.
>Bacon consoles the heart with cholesterol
No.741929
>>741924
As someone who's been through a lot of scary shit, I think I understand what you mean.
No.741931
>>741915
Ocelot is a damn liar.
>>741918
I like it fine...
>>741921
I suppose.
>>741925
Did you guys not get the invites? I asked Kaz to drop them off before I went to Bogata.
No.741933
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>>741914
I was blind, but now I see!
Got a little something in your forehead, looks like.
>>741915
>giddy Kaz
You mean I only get one?
Boss, it's common sense to not make important decisions without all the facts, I don't want to put Mother Base at risk by making an ill-informed decision.
Just think of where all the extra GDP can go!
>>741921
>
Is it working?
>what is professionalism
>>741925
Tenryuu, I want a status report on all of you girls with experience as a secretary.
>>741931
I gave them to Ocelot!
No.741934
>>741929
I hate your costume and gimmick
No.741936
>>741931
>"Good."
....
>"I couldn't ask the person at the shop for chocolate, so I got you this instead."
>>
No.741938
>>741927
>Boss
>Boss flashback
>Boss' horse
>Boss AI in the Mammal Pod
That's a feeling I understand far too well.
>BOSS STOP MAKING ME KILL YOU
She keeps making me kill her.
>Shoot me. Shoot me now.
>GO HOME.
>Jack.
We'll make it out. There is no other option.
>>741933
You're right.
You should ask Nagato too once we get back home.
>>741931
Ocelot lies to everyone but me. I won't have my oldest ally slandered, not even by the man who shares the same codename as me.
>>741936
>my granddaughter is too cute aaaaaaa
No.741940
>>741937
I blame Sun Doge for this too
No.741941
>>741931
Invites?
>>741933
Wahahaha, you're suddenly all flirtatious! This Musashi is sure Akitsu Maru can share.
No.741942
>>741931
What invites? To what?
>>741933
Geh, secretary huh? Sure as hell not me, I'm bad with paperwork. Musashi's sister Yamato's pretty good.
Uhh... maybe Akashi? But she's always super busy.
No.741943
>>741940
>rolls his eyes
You're real respectable, you know that?
No.741946
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>>741933
Yeah. Shrapnel. Its the main difference between Boss and I.
That and age.
>>741936
I couldn't decide between getting you chocolate or more ammo.
>slides a two boxes
So I got you both
>>741938
Fine. He exaggerates. I'm taking more showers now on my own.
>>741941
I was having a party. I wanted you ships to come. Guess you guys didn't get the word about it.
>>741942
Football viewing party. Its over now. Hopefully it goes better on St. Patrick's Day
No.741947
>>741943
Don't you have a thing for cats?
And why is there no Sun Knight?
No.741949
>>741938
>He downs the rest of the drink
There is no other direction in time but forward.
No.741950
>>741945
A picture's worth a thousand words. A middle finger's only worth two.
>[LAUGH TRACK]
>>741947
How the hell should I know? Maybe nobody wants the job.
No.741951
>>741950
I'll pay you to be my Sun Knight
But you have to tell Sun Doge she sucks
No.741952
>>741938
I think you have your own business with her today, don't you?
This can wait, Boss. As base commander I'm calling a free day.
>>741941
That settles that.
Tell me, what assets do you bring to the table.
>>741942
I think this mission is behind us, no worries.
>
Although...it's not good to jump headfirst into things so quick.
>>741946
If it makes any difference, I think I was trying to fumble my way out of my room during the Super Bowl.
We didn't have football in Japan anyway. Did you win anything?
No.741954
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>>741946
>"7.62×51mm NATO, you shouldn't have."
>"The chocolate's nice too, I guess."
>puts a Dollar Tree green tophat on him
>"There was a sale. And by that I mean five finger discount."
No.741956
>>741953
Too in love with the Moon?
No.741957
>>741950
Don't use the laugh track too much.
No.741958
>>741946
I'm glad.
...He does exaggerate a lot. We'll get even by hiding Peeps in his revolvers.
>>741949
>raises a flask
Forward and onwards. Do try to cheer up. Who knows, maybe a smile will dull it.
>>741952
Vacation day... I've got no objections.
No.741959
>>741956
Well that, and the fact that you've managed to make me hate you in a matter of minutes.
No.741961
>>741957
>oops
Don't blame me. It just kinda... happens.
No.741962
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>>741946
We should play football sometime, we have a basketball team!
>>741952
Eh? You can see now can't you?
>lean
Two triple barrel mounts, largest caliber guns on base! This Musashi is the only ship who can properly fire them without recoil compensation.
>
But for a secretary... Yamato is much better.
No.741964
>>741959
Now we're on the same page
No.741965
>>741952
Only loneliness
>>741954
Well don't I look fancy
>suddenly tuxedo
>>741958
Put Twinkies in his boots
>>741962
Football with you gals might end up with all the men in their bunks for the rest of their lives.
No.741966
>>741952
Already?
>>741946
Sports, huh. Tatsuta's not too interested in those and she kinda goes everywhere I do, so...
No.741968
>>741966
>>741962
Man, these boat girls, Moonman
>>741961
No.741969
>>741958
Now...about your acceptance of any orders for edible body chocolate.
Also I think the men are starting to catch on that we just have Ocelot answer most of their mail. The letters get kind of steamy this time of year and he can't handle it.
>>741962
Oh I doubt that completely.
>
Sports, huh...It would raise morale. Basketball is safe enough, but football's a contact sport, it would land us in lawsuit Hell.
There's always baseball. We call it yakyuu back in Japan.
>>741965
V, I'm putting you in charge of commissioning OH's new baseball team. Effective immediately.
>>741966
What took them so long.
No.741970
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>>741964
Yeah. Guess we are.
>moonman is not amused
>>741968
...What about 'em?
No.741971
>>741965
>"You know that freaks me out when you do that."
>"I saved some rotten Harry Potter jellybeans from Halloween, Ocelot still has a hollow tooth, right?
No.741972
>>741958
>Doesn't say anything
>Just pours another drink
>Last time he'd smiled and meant it was with Korra
>God knows where she disappeared to
>Best not to think too hard about it
>Downs the fresh drink in a single gulp, rises to his feet and shuffles outside with a cigarette on his lip
No.741973
>>741970
>neither is Sun Cate
>Moonman you know this thing is the size of a normal cat
>you can win this man
>just pick it up
No.741974
>>741965
Gah, you guys get all the fun stuff.
>>741968
Uh?
>>741969
We can play yakyuu too!
>
But really, I'm a better warship, she's a hotel ship. She should be better with the paperwork.
>>741972
That guy's pretty sad, jeez.
No.741976
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>>741965
Perfect.
>>741969
Edible body chocolate? What's that? Does it taste good?
>
Oh my... what should we do?
>>741972
>snaps Char a salute as he goes
Tormented by phantoms...
No.741977
>>741973
>yeah
>I could do that
>or I could KICK IN THE FUCKING FACE
>>741975
Are you going somewhere with this, or...?
No.741978
>>741966
Some people watch just for the ads.
Not like the game was any good this year anyways.
>>741969
I'm already working on stuff for the OH Rec Basketball League. I don't have time for that.
>>741971
You saying you don't like my tux?
>
Eh...those beans are pretty bad, I wouldn't wish those on an Emmerich let alone someone I like.
>>741974
Jerkin it to death doesn't sound that fun honestly.
No.741979
>>741977
>your girlfriend will never forgive you
No.741980
>>741978
For commercials? Why?
>>741969
Eh?
No.741983
>>741979
>you don't know that
No.741984
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>>741974
Yamato, huh. Then I guess I'll just have to make sure.
I trust your guy's judgment, but you don't get to where I am following directions.
>and some prime bikini peek-age material
>>741976
Wh-Boss, "edible" is in the name, I'm assuming it's good.
Now that my faculties have been restored, I'd like to start a Courier Unit, maybe base it with extra members from Intel. Not everything can be solved with Codec, you know.
Except eavesdropping.
>>741978
What about the OH Communal Knitting Circle? I know I've heard you there.
>>741980
We took back what's ours, Tenryuu.
Finally.
>Kaz she doesn't care
No.741986
>>741978
>"Well I don't not like your tux."
>frantic humming
No.741987
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>>741978
Heh. Some would call that heaven.
>>741984
This Musashi belongs firmly on the open seas, blowing enemies to smithereens!
>
Or making hamburgers. But paperwork... well... this Musashi has bad eyesight up close.
No.741988
>>741979
This cat still has nine lives Moonman
>>741977
No... trying that small talk thing...
No.741990
>>741980
They're often humorous or neat.
>>741984
It helps relax me after particularly stressful missions
>>741986
Oh yeah?
>>741987
Eh. I'd rather go out doing the real thing.
No.741992
>>741984
A Courier Unit would be great. You and your newly selected assistant, once you get down to that, will do the selecting.
No.741993
>>741981
>Slips on the doughnut and falls off balcony into the swamp
No.741995
>>741988
Talking about people who're right in front of us isn't exactly good for small talk.
>>741991
>well, no, but-
No.741996
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>>741984
You mean your arm and boner?
>Tenny no
>>741990
Like internet cat videos?
No.741998
>>741990
>"Does a bear shit in the woods?"
No.741999
>>741995
>I am cate not you
>now rub my belly
No.742002
>>741993
>rises out of a shadow
>munching on another doughnut
>leaning on the railing, watching the splash
No.742003
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>>741987
>burgers
>BURGERS
...I haven't inspected Mess Hall in so long.
All of my condiments better be in order or I swear to god...
Musashi! You're being moved to standby Mess Hall staff. Watch the Krusty Krab Training Video before.
>>741990
Look, it wouldn't be safe to leave the cassettes with you during a mission, that's the only reason I take them.
And because early Prince albums are a bitch to find.
>>741992
Yes, Boss!
I was also thinking about using homing pigeons.
>>741996
Damn straight! Tenryuu, take me home!
No.742004
>>742002
Hello daughter.
Doing well?
No.742005
>>741996
Exactly
>>741998
I've seen a bear use a bidet.
Russia is weird.
>
So you doing anything for dinner tonight?
>>742003
I need my tunes Kaz
No.742007
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No.742008
>>742006
>fine then I will sit here
>consumed with anger
No.742009
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>>742005
>"I made the reservations already. I'll see you."
>wink
>zoom
No.742010
>>742008
>good, good
>let the salt flow through you
No.742011
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>>742004
I rush over here as soon as I find out you've returned and this is what I see and get?
>smiles
You're really a heartbreaker.
>hops up on the railing
>weighing up the pros and cons of diving into a swamp
No.742013
>>741995
They aren't even noticing...
No.742015
>>742013
Either way, I'd rather not risk getting shot.
No.742017
>>742011
>He shrugs
Sorry kiddo...
I'm really not very good at the dad thing.
You've...grown?
No.742018
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>hops out of her ship and into the swamp
Huh.
No.742019
>>742017
>sits down on the railing instead
I don't think I'll be doing any growing.
>licks her vamp fangs
I was hoping to cheer you up, too.
>tosses down a donut
No.742020
>>742009
>straightens suit
>Slicks back hair
>follows
No.742021
>>742018
>yeah I got nothing
No.742023
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>>742021
Still? You're not too good at your lifestyle, are you.
No.742024
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>Sips on her kale smoothie
>>742023
Evening Samus.
No.742027
Wow. All these old faces returning. It's almost like old the old Legion. But without the Lame Mangos and Teen Girl Drama
No.742028
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>>742023
>no I mean I just watched a fox lady and a dude have sex
>I see a lot of shit here Samus
>a lot
No.742029
>>742024
...Why would you come out in waist deep leech infested stagnant water just to greet me?
Your lack of regard for your own hygeine is a little weird, Trainer.
>>742027
And you're not screaming about bacon or glued to Mystic Space Theater 3000.
No.742031
>>742029
...What are you talking about Samus, I was here the entire time in the kitchen.
No.742032
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>>742028
Oh. Copulation is still common then.
>>742031
And I'm very far away.
This isn't a swamp gas hallucination is it? Let's see if super missiles work.
>SAMUS NO
No.742033
>>742019
>It bounces off his helmet
Well... I appreciate the sentiment. Thank you, sweetie
No.742034
>>742029
You gotta problem with MST3k?
No.742035
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No.742036
>>742032
>why are you so mad at that gray lady?
No.742037
Alone on Valentine's Day?
Hearts, doesn't it.
No.742038
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>>742034
It was all you ever did. For months. I thought you'd get tired of the same gag.
>>742035
Samus no? Weird. Maybe the walls are just thinner...
>>742036
I'm not mad. I destroy planets when I'm mad.
No.742039
>>742037
>Internally screams angerly
No.742040
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>>742038
Just coming up to check on you is all,
No.742041
>>742038
>you destroy planets all the time
No.742042
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>>742039
What's the matter, don't find it humerus?
Got a bone to pick with me?
No.742044
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>>742040
I need to be surveyed? Is that what you're implying?
>>742041
>:D
>Annihilator Beam on
>SAMUS
>NP
No.742045
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>>742033
>leap
>splash
Ah, it stinks!
>paddling over
Moping in this place isn't going to do you good. Come on!
>trying to push him back
No.742047
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>>742044
...Forget it, just thought I'd stop by and say Hi
No.742049
>>742046
WHERE IS SANS WHEN YOU NEED HIM!?
No.742050
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>>742038
Gags gotta change. Like how Joel changed into Mike.
Mike or Joel Samus?
No.742051
>>742047
But you said you were already here.
>>742048
There's no God here today. Just me.
>>742050
Joel is a nice name.
No.742052
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>car tinkering intensifies
Bloody hard to get Bentley pieces in a swamp.
Does this place even get AAA coverage?
No.742053
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No.742054
>>742049
You could say this place is sans Sans
No.742056
>>742050
>Joel
>he did Space Mutiny
>>742051
>fine nuke the plant
>see if I care
No.742057
>>742051
>>742053
>Shakes her head
Besides, I heard swamp water is good for skin
No.742058
>>742056
I'm nuking the plant.
>picks some moss out of the water
>annihilates it
No.742059
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>>742051
>>742053
Who do you think was better?
No.742060
If we're destroying the place tonight, give me like, seven minutes. I need to move some crates to a safe distance.
No.742061
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>>742055
>VROOM VROOM
Last two cylinders still aren't catching. Is it the timing belt...?
>fumbling inside
>
This is a Fruit By The Foot.
CONQUEROR!
No.742063
>>742060
Are these the crates that I'm allowed to index or the ones you slept in front of with a blaster that one time.
No.742065
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>>742057
...Bacteria-infested, rotten, stagnant water that causes jungle rot. Good for skin.
At this point I won't even bother reading what's on my scan visor, clearly you're too far gone for information retention.
Did Little Mac punch you in the head recently?
>>742059
Joel.
>>742060
I want to watch.
>>742062
I hoped so.
No.742066
>>742064
Now I think I'm gonna chew on you for a bit.
And there ain't no bones about it!
>tappity tap
No.742067
>>742061
OOOOOHHH MY GOOOOOOD
No.742068
>>742065
TRICK QUESTION!
Joel and Mike both did there job properly and hopefully Jonah maintains the magic and humor in the new season.
No.742069
>>742065
Samus, I was joking. Geez, you take things wayyy to seriously.
No.742070
>>742063
But they were comfy.
Just make sure you don't lose them, they're full of supplemental armor plates. Hard to get.
>knocks on his chest
>>742065
You want to watch us move crates?
No.742071
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>>742067
And why does this damn thing keep changing every new scene?
>tossing tools out the window
Bentley pieces on a Jaguar, yeah right.
>?
No.742072
>>742070
>if she doesn't I do
No.742073
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>>742070
Are we still going under the assumption that there's nothing inside of you, or did that change.
Because really now I'm wondering why my CO is a glorified droid.
No offense, of course.
No.742074
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>>742068
Still Joel.
>>742069
Your Earth humor isn't very humorous. It just sounds self-destructive.
>>742070
And also blow things up.
I haven't been indirectly responsible for a planet exploding in a while, I miss the giant fireballs.
No.742075
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>>742069
Next you'll say, I was only pretending to be retarded!
No.742076
>>742071
OOOOOOOOH NNNNOOOOOOOOOOO
>>742075
>!
I recognize that trick!
No.742077
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>>742074
True. Most of my favorites are Joel.
Trace was my favorite Servo.
No.742078
>>742045
>Is a heavy cyborg
>Weighed down by the things he's lost with no will to continue and paralyzed by the prospect of perpetual meaningless rebirth
>Sinks to the bottom of the swamp and settles into the pond muck
No.742079
>>742076
That doesn't sound like it's getting me my torsion wrench any faster.
>
Oh. Oh dear.
No.742080
>>742072
>You really need some new hobbies
>
>I really need some new hobbies
>>742073
No, that would be inefficient. That space is being used for important things, like miniature repulsor-lifts or shield generators.
It could be worse. At least I've got some emotions.
>>742074
How do you do that anyways? Is it a weapon on your shift, or do you carry some other crazy device in that suit of yours.
No.742081
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>>742078
>under the water
Why so glum chum?
No.742082
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>>742080
>I like my hobbies
No.742083
>>742080
Why would you keep a repulsor-lift inside you?
Don't...don't you know what those things are shaped like?
No.742084
>>742079
SON OF A BIIIIIIIITCH
>
I don't know why I'm still yelling. Have we met?
>!
I know! You're a... briton.
>ZEROOOOOO
No.742085
>>742076
>!!
I recognize that exclamation!
No.742086
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>>742077
Trace is alright.
>>742080
The first two times were just me destabilizing the planet with, uh... a lot of missiles. The third time was a self-destruct mechanism in a Space Pirate base I activated. The fourth was setting a space station to crash into a planet.
I had a few side adventures that the planets survived though.
My arsenal could threaten the universe.
No.742087
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>>742084
>glasses on
So it's not just an average loud prole banging about.
Don't you have football or some rubbish to go scream at instead of me?
No.742088
>>742086
He was Dr. Forrester! Who was the second best Mad. Right behind TV's Frank.
No.742089
>>742081
Existential crisis.
Let me ask you something:
... Do you think that a spirit can rot if left out beyond it's expiration?
No.742090
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>>742082
>
>What are your hobbies exactly
>Besides staring at things
>Not a bad choice, by the way
>>742083
So I can float? It sounded like a good idea at the time.
They're miniature, they look different.
>
Do you know what they look like? They are always hidden behind panels or engine blocks.
>>742086
What a comforting thought.
I suppose it could be in worse hands.
No.742091
>>742085
>!!!
>That face!
Next you're going to say "Oh my god! He looks like me! Is this the work of an enemy Stand!?"
>>742087
Ehwha? You want to play football? But you're in the middle of car repairs.
>
Bah. You brits can't do anything right anymore, can you. Just look at your country now.
>walkan over
>pops artificial hand off
>we toolan now
No.742092
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>>742090
>watching everyone here
No.742093
>>742090
You make it sound like I have better things to do besides sit in the bird and read trade magazines all day.
Did you know we're an endangered species according to a Space Forbes article? They even had an interview with Snoke.
No.742094
>>742091
Oh my god! He looks like me! Is this the work of an enemy Stand!?
>!!
HOOOOOOOOLLYYYY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTT
No.742095
>>742091
And just like that the American's hero complex took over to save the day, even when no one wanted it.
>!
You're going to overheat the radiator like that, you imbecile!
No.742096
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>>742089
Nope. Spirits are like McDonalds hamburgers. They dry out, but if you keep em in a cool, dry area, they don't mold over or decompose.
No.742097
>>742096
>He thinks about this for a while
Ya know, you're a lot wiser than you let on, Varrick. Thanks. I feel a little better.
No.742098
>>742094
OH MY GOD!
W-what is this?! You can't be me: I'm me!
>>742095
I stopped being an American a loong time ago, missy. Now it's just a savior complex.
>
I know what I'm-
>BOOM
OOOOOH NNNNOOOOOOOOO
>perfectly fine
No.742099
>>742092
>That falls under staring at things
>When's the last time you went out and hunted something
>Your family is getting worried
>>742093
Would you like to do things besides sit sit in the gunship and read magazines all day?
Sitting in one place for extended periods of time isn't good for your legs.
>
It's been like sixty years since the Clone Wars, so I'd have expected as much.
What happens if they do decide to make more clones? What'll happen to us?
No.742100
>>742097
I keep telling everyone one, I'M DEEP! I'M SENSITIVE! YOU THERE! WITH THE LARGE CHEST! REVEAL TO ME YOUR CHESTY SECRETS!"
No.742101
>>742098
OOHHHHH NNNOOOOO!
That's my line, isn't it!? I'm way too handsome for me to look like you!
No.742102
>>742098
>covered in soot
...
>kaff
Alternator still works.
No.742103
>>742101
It can't be your line, it's my line!
You must be another Patriot copy! Or Solidus!
SON OF A BIIIIITCH! You think you can get away with this?! With your two eyes!
>>742102
Excellent! Stand back, there are bodysnatchers now!
No.742104
>>742099
Hey now, let's not get carried away. Somebody went to all the hard work of making those magazines, so I have a responsibility to read them. Or are you just congratulating on me co-opting the Nintendo Wii technology for the fitness programs? They were the lowest bid.
>
Uh...Jedi clones? Wouldn't that be the smart thing?
Or is it all about these new Force sensitives now.
No.742105
>>742100
>Air bubbles rise to the surface of the swamp as they talk
How's Zhu Li doing anyways?
No.742106
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>>742103
Listen friend, I don't know what the hell you're talking about but you better give my face back before I get pissed off!
Look at you, tarnishing me up like that, you don't even deserve to look like me!
>POSE
I'll find your user, Joseph Joestar style!
No.742107
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>>742103
>...
You understand, don't you Fletchling.
>tweet
No.742108
>>742105
Gone. Took off with a fat stack of cash when some teen girl with bad skin and a perchance to destroy fun killed me.
No.742109
>>742106
I should say the same thing to you! A short sleeved collared shirt? Where did you get that style?
>POSE
I, Big Boss, will discover what's really going on here!
>>742107
Wait a second, I know that smell anywhere! Machine oil... you're... a British shipgirl? I didn't think Allied countries made any except for Enterprise!
No.742110
>>742104
The only responsibility you have is to fly the ship and be there there on time. And not die again, please.
>
Cloning force sensitives is a fickle process. I heard the Empire tried it a few times, it never ended well.
Space magic doesn't like it when you try to break the rules.
No.742111
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>>742109
Wh-AHA! There's no way you can be me, what are you, a businessman?
A poor imitation, that''s even worse!
>POSE
Like I said, not if I, Joeseph Joestar, find out first!
No.742112
>>742108
Oh yeah - that's right you died.
...Wait.
No.742113
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>>742109
You employed my unit three months ago.
No.742115
>>742114
Are you still dead?
No.742116
>>742111
It's only a facade! BEHOLD!
>POSE
I, BIG BOSS, WILL KNOCK YOU DOWN!
>>742113
Nonsense, I've never seen you before in my life. Besides, we annihilated the Abyssal headquarters three months ago, routed those who wouldn't surrender or join.
No.742117
>>742110
I'll stick to my totally pragmatic and justifiable blaster fire, thanks.
Because why have continuous beams when you can expend the extra effort and energy into making them separated bolts, right?
No.742118
No.742119
>>742115
Nope. But I did miss doing my Christmas Special this year.
Think someone else did some thing with Spider-Man people. Admirable, but nowhere near as good as my special.
No.742120
>>742116
>waggles a finger
Tsk tsk, thinking I'd fall for such a [Ｃｈｅａｐ Ｔｒｉｃｋ].
You're really asking for a pranking now. HARMIT PARPLE
No.742121
>>742116
>what
>what
>what
You mean, I'm free?
>
No.742122
>>742117
Precisely, that's why we removed the ball turrets from the side of the M10's Gunship. I've been thinking about putting some Cip-Quads in their place. That's much more my style.
Not to say the lasers aren't entirely useless.
>
It occurs to me we never actually named it.
No.742123
>>742120
Vines? Ha!
CQC!
>zoom
>>742121
Do what you want 'cause a shipgirl is free! You are a shipgirl!
ALSO I'M A LITTLE BUSY WRESTLING MY DOPPELGANGER
No.742124
>>742119
Yeah I was really surprised when my DVR recorded 3 hours of One Piece instead of Varrick Saves Santa that night like it was supposed to. You'd think the network would have gone on with the show and turned it into a tribute special thing for you or something instead of straight up canceling it without notification... I was looking forward to that!!
No.742125
>>742122
You touched my balls without asking? Sir. Please. What will I have to complain about now?
>itches his helmet
Well it's got the bantha face on the side, right?
No.742126
>>742124
Oh I was alive during Christmas. I was just REEEEEEAlly busy
No.742127
>>742126
Oh.
Well WHAT THE HELL, MAN!? IT WAS STILL IN THE CHANNEL GUIDE INFO!!! Did you tell them to cancel it or was it some last minuet shit?
No.742128
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>>742123
>we don't need no supervision
>we don't need no thought control
>no dark sarcasm in the hangar
No.742129
>>742127
I don't know man, Meth is a hell of a drug
No.742130
>>742123
Wait a minute, isn't that cheating!?
No fair, time out! Time out I say!
No.742131
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>>742128
YOU'RE LOOKING VERY LOVELY I MIGHT ADD FOR A BRIT-OW MY FLOATING RIBS
>>742130
Eh? Oh, alright.
>...
Is this going to be long? Bah. Fine.
>pulls out 1939 Supes
No.742132
>>742125
There's been other pilots that flew her, too, mind you.
>
It's supposed to be a Rancor.
No.742133
>>742132
I don't get out of the ship much.
>hmmm
>HMMMM
The Nellie.
It just feels right for this whole analogy thing we had going and then kind of forgot about.
No.742134
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>>742131
Can I go home now to the terrible home cooking waiting for me?
The sun's supposed to be out for three seconds tomorrow and I want to see it.
No.742135
>>742131
Ha, you've fallen for my best trick!
>point
Infinity Timeout! A timeout that never ends, an-OOOHHHH MMYYYYY GGOOOOOODDD!
>jaw drops
The original Superman! And in mint condition too!
No.742136
>>742134
Why would you want to go back to England? It's filthy and the food is terrible, not to mention its current state of affairs.
Do you really want to waste away in urine soaked docks forgotten by everyone?
You could come with me. It's not quite heaven, but it's far better than Hell. We call it... Outer Heaven.
>>742135
>!!
You! Could you be... a fellow collector!?
No.742137
>>742129
So neither hide nor hair of Korra anywhere since I left Republic City a year ago, huh?
No.742138
>>742133
The Nellie?
>
Sure, why not. It's better than whatever jumbled Mando'a I could pull out of my ass right now.
Just keep her mostly whole, Sergeant. That ship has been with me longer than most of my squadmates.
>
And you've got to teach me how to key into that kind of stuff, because I have no idea what you're talking about half the time.
No.742139
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>>742136
I was there.
I was literally there three months ago, you made the same jokes about England and everything.
No.742140
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>>742136
A fellow collector?!
>whips out his own 39 supes
I thought I was the only one in the world that still had this beauty!
No.742141
>>742139
So you say but I reeeeeeally don't remember you. Or you. Or you. Or her either.
>pointing at the other britships
Maybe you have me confused for another extremely handsome silver fox like my friend here.
>>742140
>!!!
YES! I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS!
>>
No.742142
>>742138
It's a sarcasm thing, sir. Frankly I thought you were doing a well enough job at that on your own.
We've been referencing Terran secondary school literature this whole time, albeit poorly.
No.742143
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>>742141
>[hushed English muttering]
>'e's roight 'bout bein' cute 'e is.
Shut up, Conqueror.
>
Whether you remember it or no, we were there. As much as I'd like to forget it.
No.742144
>>742137
Nope. She's probably frolicking off in the spirit world or something.
No.742145
>>742141
OOOOOUU! THE HANDSHAKE THAT ONLY ME AND SMOKEY KNEW, HOW COULD THIS BE!?
>punch
>slap
>woogitywoogitywoogity
W-What, is this?
No.742146
>>742143
Yes, we-
>FAAAAAAAAATHEEEEEEEEERRRRR
>...
>...
>...
>clears throat
OOOOOOOOOOH
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>742145
This can only be-!! We... we're two of soul!
No.742147
File: 1455514655654.jpg (75.81 KB, 500x381, 500:381, tumblr_naxl3ulYIQ1skswj8o1….jpg)
>>742146
This time, prepare to die old man!
>sparkle~
No.742148
>>742146
>pulls her sunhat over her ears
Make us with sensitive ears, why don't they.
>Fletchling twittering irritably
No.742149
>>742146
She's telling the truth, sir.
>>742142
You should know better than to believe in-- Does that mean no?
Neither of us ever went to Terran Secondary School. We were raised on that god forsaken ocean planet and taught using flashing images.
I can barely even remember my childhood.
Nor most of what Jango taught us, save for this.
>
>
>
No.742150
File: 1455514849870.jpg (85.72 KB, 850x422, 425:211, sample-239caacf3e603ffffe4….jpg)
>>742146
HOOOOOOOOOOOLYYY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!
What do we do!?
No.742151
>>742147
I don't have time to slap another dimension off you right now, do you recognize these women?
>>742148
If you reeeeeally did work under me, you'd know this little disappointment. What's his name again?
>t e s t
>>742149
I am conducting tests.
>>742150
I DON'T KNOW THIS IS THE FIRST I'VE ACTUALLY SEEN OF IT!
No.742152
>>742144
I guess she fulfilled the Avatar's purpose and brought balance to The Force or whatever then, right? I should probably be happy for her ...or something.
No.742153
File: 1455514975700.png (246.96 KB, 500x439, 500:439, tumblr_n8otls6jUU1sukdluo1….png)
>>742148
>>742151
>squiiiint
Oi, those're the only fucking tolerable women on your wretched island. That you pushed away!
No.742154
>>742149
Ok so reading magazines isn't the only thing I do. Reading these books, I understand why there are so many mass shootings at Terran schools.
>
There's a man with silver hair that comes by sometimes that does that exact same thing but horizontally too.
No.742155
File: 1455515108294.png (287.56 KB, 800x782, 400:391, cec8ace5d9b19d161c29371520….png)
>>742151
>squint
>tfw shit eyesight
Well what do you know, I've successfully repressed everything about that place.
No.742156
>>742151
WE HAVE TO GET OUT PRIORITIES STRAIGHT!
AND THAT MEANS A CLUB
No.742157
>>742153
>>742155
I'm getting conflicting answers. Which can only mean one thing!
>pulls the Patriot out and caps Liquid in the head
Problem solved.
>>742156
EXCELLENT! LEAD THE WAY, NEW FRIEND!
>squints at Orion
We'll continue this another time.
No.742158
>>742157
Yew fecking wot, mate-
>spletch
AWW GODS ME FEKKIN' FACE!
No.742159
>>742152
Don't even think about her. You think I'm wasting time on my Ex? NO! HELL NO!
Plenty of fish in the seas.
No.742160
>>742157
>uh
You are a sad, strange little man and I'm genuinely confused how you haven't been arrested for war crimes yet.
No.742161
>>742157
HAHAHA, IF YOU CAN KEEP UP, NEW FRIEND!
>GO VINE GO
No.742162
>>742158
>Patriot away
>regular M1911 out
>BLAP BLAP BLAP
Shhhhh.
>>742160
I'm taller than you. And older. And because the UN is a joke, surely you've noticed by now. It can't do anything while its own hands are tied by itself.
The system is failed, whichever one you are.
>winks at Conkrah
As you lot would say, "tally ho!"
>>742161
Oh that poor fool thinks I can't.
>DOUBLE SPEED BOSS
No.742163
>>742160
GODS MAKE HIM STOP
>>742162
>twitching
No.742164
>>742154
Enlighten me.
>
The Russian? He just watches too many old holofilms.
He doesn't appreciate good firepower at all. Prefers those old outdated guns of his that don't work against most defenses available today.
And I do it better.
No.742165
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>>742162
I've been floating in a harbor for something like 60 years. What did he expect.
>Oi fink 'e was expectin' summat 'lroight.
Shut up, Conqueror.
>>742163
He stopped.
No.742166
>>742165
Why won't I die?
>wallowing in a pool of his own blood
>and dragging himself away like a slug
No.742167
>>742164
Nobody likes a tech snob, sir.
I think it relies on a brand of romanticism we can't really get away with since the advent of self-cleaning glass and all that.
>uh
Ever read Heart of Darkness.
No.742168
>>742159
>Previous interests have consisted entirely of deity-tier-zen-master apparitions of love and grace with whom he intended on making bizarro genius babies to populate the galaxy with
I just... have impossibly high standards I guess...
No.742169
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>>742166
>?
Well if you're wanting.
>mounts up
...
>takes a step to the left
>stupid forward-facing guns
>BOOM
No.742170
>>742169
>and launched into a wall
>somehow intact
WHY
No.742172
>>742170
>>742171
>???
>ding ding ding
>you've won the question mark slot
Odd bastard.
No.742173
>>742168
Take some time to just be single man. Maybe take a poon dip every once in a while. Gotta learn to love yourself before you can love anyone else.
Trust me, nobody loves me more than me.
No.742174
>>742172
BOLLOCKS THIS FUCKING HURTS
WHERE THE BLOODY HELL DID YOU LEARN TO AIM
OH GOD
No.742175
>>742167
Don't side with him.
>
I don't do as much reading as I should.
Is that the one with the African tribals and mysterious white dudes?
Only the Felucia mission named after it.
No.742176
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>>742174
...
Right. Better idea.
Girls, get in the car.
>four shipgrills in a Bentley
>that's about 4 tons of weight
>beepbeep
No.742177
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>>742175
It has tribals and white dudes in it, yes.
It also has an amazingly long and boring boat ride through the Congo.
No.742178
File: 1455516472630.png (268.34 KB, 500x667, 500:667, tumblr_nlzeenxgV31qksyrko1….png)
>>742176
OI DON'T YOU FUCKING LEAVE ME HERE
KILL ME
KILL MEEEEEEEEEEE
No.742179
File: 1455516544484.jpg (140.85 KB, 850x678, 425:339, sample-b771e7be3a771d977fc….jpg)
>>742178
Try a little harder this time. There's a good chap.
>ramming speed
>squishing speed
>and leaving speed
No.742180
>>742179
Sweet relief...
>crunched on the front of the car
>but for how long?
No.742181
>>742177
What's the significance of it right now?
>[Searching...]
You named yourself after one of the characters?
No.742182
>rubs her eyes
>
>
>
WHO MADE THIS MEEEEEEEEEEEEESS
No.742183
>>742181
Let's just say it goes a little deeper than that and leave it before anyone's feelings get hurt.
So, I remember something about crates or boxes or whatever.
No.742184
>>742182
Woz it th'mess fairy?
Bahahahaha.
No.742185
>>742183
If that was going to have something to do with my current mental integrity, I can take it.
>no he can't
We don't need to move them anymore, Samus cut her visit short. The armor plating is safe.
No.742186
>>742184
DON'T FUCK WITH ME NOW I HAVE TO SPEND ALL OF THE NIGHT CLEANING AAAAAAAAA
No.742187
>>742173
It's been a year and the problem's that every tail I chase ends up being a lesbian and the ones that throw themselves at me always have some ulterior motive.
Like the other night there was this girl with a spooky eye that was all-up-ons and I was suspicious as hell-
No.742188
>>742185
Why is she so popular again?
My last database ping had the most popular activity here as-
>beep boop
"Filling Batgirl's suit with-"...Well I don't really need to finish that.
No.742189
File: 1455517269649.gif (667.89 KB, 500x281, 500:281, tired of these shitty Yank….gif)
>>742186
Wot, a maid 'at does 'er bloody job?
Fuck me, Halloween woz monfs ago.
No.742190
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>>742187
Tough break man.
>suddenly Iron Man Armor
Maybe just don't worry about poonin for a bit then. Just a thought.
>VARRICK AWAAAAAAY
No.742191
>>742189
>rrrrrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>tfw huge debris from shipgirl mounts
>KICKU that shit
>it kinda budges somewhat
How am I supposed to get dis clean?! I cannot move it!
No.742192
>>742188
She's tall, dangerous, and has some neat duds.
One of her versions slept around at some point.
>
Personally, I think it's the armor. Wish I had that kind of durability and firepower. I'd even sacrifice my repulsor-lifts if it came to it.
No.742193
>>742190
>Watches him fly away
...
>Half wondering what Haman is up to.
.......
>Loses a bit of self respect and trudges out from the bottom of the swamp
No.742194
>>742191
>shing
>watch the mess, mini
>did it just get cut into substantially smaller pieces
'eres my question. Wot d'ya need t'clean f'r if yew kin jus' make th'mess 'at much bloody smaller.
Gotta use y'r 'ead, luv.
No.742195
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>>742192
I'm right here you know.
No.742196
>>742194
>??
How did joo do that?
No.742197
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>>742192
Do all of us have versions? Like, previous save states or backup copies?
This raises far too many questions.
>
You don't just want the lady-armor, right.
>>742195
Yes.
Yes you are.
No.742198
File: 1455517814662.jpg (55.32 KB, 500x572, 125:143, tumblr_nhn798IwyY1tqr8mwo1….jpg)
>>742196
Oi'm th'feckin' butler yew daft bint.
Takin' th'trash out's part o' me job description, ain't it?
>spooplooping things through the wall
Lookin' at an early sev'rance, innit?
No.742199
>>742198
>
A butler, what a relief.
>
Joo do not work for miss Bala, do joo?
No.742200
>>742195
Can't trust any of my god damn sensors anymore, can I.
Should we still move those crates, yes or no?
>>742197
I've got a couple of backup suits in case I die in the field, that's how I last this long. Still need to retrieve the beskar each time, though.
There's probably a version of me out there that has read Heart of Darkness. I don't think I'd like to meet him.
>
No, I want the technology behind it. Weaponizing things is a hobby of mine.
No.742201
>>742198
>>742199
>Cyborg-shuffles through the living room towards the showers, covered in pond muck, space-boots making a loud squish noise with each step as he passes the butler and maid
No.742202
>>742199
Pah, 'at battleaxe?
Sir Integra's loads bettuh. Smokes cigars wiv a big coat on an' she's got creepy smiles and shite. Bugger.
Lookin' for a friend, li'l maid?
>>742201
Bahahahaha! 'at cunt smells like dogs bollocks!
No.742203
>>742202
>Stops
>Looks at him with mouth agape
Good GOD what was that awful sound??
Is that just how you talk?!?
No.742204
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>>742197
You look an awful lot like a soupcan. Hint hint.
>>742200
Structural integrity's fine. Trainer was just being an idiot.
>
Reverse engineering Chozo tech has been attempted before by both the Galactic Federation and Space Pirates. Neither succeeded.
No.742205
>>742201
>frozen in abject shock
>mud
>everywhere
>where'd she get a pressure washer
GET BACK HERE!
>RUN CHAR!
>>742202
What are joo standing around for!? After him!
>chasing Char with said power washer
No.742206
>>742200
Pretty sure she mentioned earlier she can like, kill the whole universe with that thing. Unless you meant sticking it in one of those tungstun cannons those UNSC dorks have or something.
>back to playing the same game of Space Snake
Good to know the top brass are insured for this kind of thing, but do I have to wait to meet the goth woman again or what.
>>742204
As long as the business end of that arm is away from me we're fine/
No.742207
>>742203
Oi, go sit on a fuckin' railroad spike or summat, ah?
>wires tie Char's shoelaces together
>>742205
>>
Workaholics.
No.742208
>>742204
Roger dodger.
>fiddling with a panel on his armor
Unsuccessful as in they just couldn't understand it, or unsuccessful as in they exploded in the process.
That's Marlow, please don't kill him.
>>742206
We're not testing that today, thankfully. It's a futile dream.
>that's not stack 'em
Just walk through the right door next time you're there, she's very understanding about these things.
No.742209
>>742205
MY POWER WASHER
COMMANDER'S GONNA KIIIIIIIIIIIILLL MEEEEEEEEEEE
No.742210
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>742207
>Space-boots have zippers, bruv.
There's that noise again - is there something wrong with your windpipe? Did somebody step on your throat when you were a baby?
>>742205
>>742209
Uh-oh!!
>Cue mud-spreading Yakety Sax chase scene around the Hall of Doom interior
No.742211
>>742206
I'm a little peckish.
Hint hint.
>>742208
The latter. Trying the morph ball destroyed their spines, the beams never functioned and attempts at Chozo power suits failed because the technology isn't designed for humans.
When I was little and adopted by them, they altered my DNA closer to theirs.
>
I might drain him a little.
No.742212
>>742208
Promise me you won't say anything uncomfortable at the service.
I have a feeling we're going to need one here soon.
>>742211
You're going to grow a beak?
No.742213
>>742207
>[angry unintelligible Spanish goes here]
>>742209
SHADDAP!
>>742210
I AM GOING TO CLEAN JOOOOOO!
>her accent's getting thicker
>she's pissed!
>AAAAAAAAA
>these ninja flips tho
No.742214
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>>742210
YEW WONNA FOOKIN' GET SCRAPED, CUNT
>said while in a beanbag
>spliffing hard
>>742213
"Walter, go 'ave fun at th'dome." "Walter, don' kill everybody,"
Fuckin' 'ell.
No.742215
>>742210
I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS DAY!
GO, MISTER FISH!
>fwomp
No no, Mr. Fish. Go get 'im!
>>742213
YES SCARY MAID PERSON
No.742216
>>742211
Morphing into a ball is not the highest thing on my list of suit technologies to adapt.
Well, at least it's unlikely to be recreated and misused. I don't know much about the Federation, but if they'd rather pay other people to do their dirty work, they can't be that respectable.
>
In which way, exactly.
>>742212
What service?
>>
You'd better give me the keys now just to be safe.
No.742217
>>742212
I'm going to eat you.
>>742216
Chozo DNA. Birds. Hollow skeleton, enhanced muscles, a little genetic instability.
Sometimes I grow feathers and they just fall off a little later. Then the Federation spliced me with Metroid DNA when I was unconscious.
>
They're bastards. All of them. Like Weyland-Yutani but on a bigger scale.
No.742218
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>>742216
Respectfully, if you scratch my bird I'm coming back to haunt your ass.
Sir.
>hands him the keys
>little Yoda keyfob
>>742217
We can talk about this like men.
No.742219
>>742214
Oi! Why are joo not helping?
No.742220
>>742213
>>742214
>>742215
>Runs into a dead end and gets hosed down with a pressure washer
WARRGARBALLLBLURGH!!
Be back in a little bit
No.742221
>>742217
And you had to get a new suit to account for the Metroid DNA, I'm assuming?
Color scheme on that one was a little iffy. But I'm already inclined towards hard armor plating.
>>742218
I'm licensed to fly almost all the ships we have, it'll be fine. You don't technically own that ship regardless.
And thank you, it gets lonely.
>pockets the keys
No.742222
>>742219
>#GROANZONE
>up he goes
>s t r i n g s
>finely diced pressure washer: yes
>hope you turned it off before then, mini
S'matter? Now th' 'ole room is clean!
No.742223
File: 1455519830304.jpg (56.38 KB, 325x309, 325:309, Mr. Fish already knows fou….jpg)
>>742220
Good boy, Mr. Fish!
But we didn't get a badge, or even a Heaven coin.
Lame!
No.742224
>>742218
We could but this gets my point across easier.
>>742221
A little.
>
Personally I like the blue and yellow.
I managed to get my older suits to work with backwards compatibility. Took a lot of doing.
>
Oh. Energy shields combined with hard armor plating's the way to go.
No.742225
>>742222
>sprayed with water
Gah!
>
No.742226
>>742221
You really know how to turn a Solo style exit quote and just wring all the cool out of it, sir.
>>742224
So does the stalling mean you're sparing me, or...
No.742227
>>742225
>
Ohoho, now at's more like it.
Yew gettin' all 'is, Boss?
No.742228
>>742224
So you personally know enough about how these suits work that you can modify them that extensively?
>
I will never understand why the Commandos got fancy armor and shielding while we got stuck with skirts.
Shielding was easy to incorporate, thankfully.
>>742226
Would you prefer to be eaten alive, or dead?
No.742229
>>742227
>eyes on Walter's vest
>that's a yes
No.742231
>>742226
I'm letting the anxiety marinate.
>>742228
It took a long time and a lot of near-death experiences with the suit backfiring, but yeah.
No.742232
>>742229
>~
>>742230
Bahahahaha! Say cheese, luv. S'your big debut!
Any words f'r th'camera wot ain't in beaner?
No.742233
>>742232
Q-que...
>ghh
What are joo doing?!
No.742234
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>>742228
Are you offering to execute me?
That's messed up on several levels.
>>742231
It's working.
No.742235
>>742231
I'd hate to see what backfiring looks like.
What were the Chozo like? Did they treat you like family?
>>742234
It's less painful than whatever she's capable of doing.
And, well. It wouldn't be the first time.
No.742236
>>742233
Wozzit look like, eh? Makin' yew a star!
S'cheaper'n tryin' t'get on Millionaire, eh?
No.742237
>>742234
I know. I can smell it.
>>742235
Yes. Until I grew old enough to be bonded to my suit. It's as much a apart of me as my nerves are.
Then Mother Brain revolted and the Chozo had to evacuate, everyone split up.
That was the end of that.
No.742239
>>742235
That...is a valid point.
Just say something nice in Mando'a.
>>742237
Yeah well, sayonara evil bird lady.
No.742241
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>>742240
'at ain't 'ow 'is works, luv.
>wires suspended over a crossbeam
>draped into a snare on the ground
>swoop
No.742243
>>742239
Do you even know Mando'a?
Whatever. Grit your teeth.
>
>>
Ba'gedet'ye.
>>742238
Do you ever miss them?
>pew pew
You weren't going to actually eat him, were you.
Not going to lie, I've thought about doing that before anyways.
No.742244
File: 1455521474887.jpg (67.87 KB, 500x283, 500:283, tumblr_mg0qv40Z3E1rktvwbo1….jpg)
>>742242
Maid, eh.
S'not much, might make a keen meal f'r th'dog, 'ough.
Bahahahaha.
No.742245
>>742244
>legs stuck
>but arms
>
>where'd that Lake come from
Adios, puerco.
>BLOOMP
No.742246
>>742239
>>742243
I was going to drain a little energy from him, but... I guess not anymore.
>
Sometimes. They were my family. I usually don't have much time to miss people.
No.742247
>>742245
>UH
Wait wo-
>BOOM
LOOK LOIKE WALTER'S BLASTIN OFF AGAIN
No.742248
>>742246
You say drain, but you also say eat.
Maybe next time. I'm kind of interested to see what that looks like.
>hoists up the body
I'd better go take care of this quietly.
Nice talking to you, Samus. Try not to blow up the planet while I'm still on it.
No.742249
>>742247
>[hyperventilating meido]
No.742250
File: 1455522305234.png (518.54 KB, 700x891, 700:891, tumblr_nsadr59hwo1qe62foo1….png)
>>742248
I was trying to scare him.
>
See ya.
No.742251
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No.742252
>>742251
>existence not even registered
>
No.742253
>>742252
Pff, fuckin' killjoy maids.
>flicks a lit cig in her hair
>watching Gilligan's Island on a portable TV
No.742255
>>742254
>clonk
>Gilligan!
Ha! Fuckin' old geezer!
>
Aw c'mon, Skipper. You're gonna let a punk bitch get you with a coconut?
No.742256
File: 1455522960957.jpg (140.85 KB, 630x354, 105:59, Black-Lagoon-Roberta-Blood….jpg)
>>742255
>BANG
>TV go bye bye
Oye, perra. Pay attention!
No.742257
>>742256
Ah?
>glances over
Oi, spic. I don't think you get it but you just shot up my TV. And Elvis you ain't.
You want attention so bad go find sis, you fuckin' mutt.
No.742258
>>742257
>
>fuck mini calm down
>[erratic screaming]
No.742259
>>742258
>blink
Who the fuck is this bitch, Spider-Man-
>crack
AW YOU'RE FUCKIN' DEAD NOW YOU LITTLE TWERP
>watch out
>for my Revy move
>broadside tackle
No.742260
>>742259
>Yoda mode engage
>Mini's flipping everywhere
>kickan Revy in the jaw every time she stops
No.742261
>Has woken up at some point and is drying himself off
No.742262
File: 1455523542996.gif (1014.45 KB, 500x281, 500:281, tumblr_nldcrobk3O1qjsn9po1….gif)
>>742260
WHY
WHY DOES SHE KEEP KICKIN' ME IN THE DICK JAW
>Red Hood Style: gun-fu
>>742261
>mind the bullets
No.742263
>>742261
>good timing
>the minimaid is broken and berserking
>>742262
>boolets being slid around like some kinda fucked up dance
>she won't stop screaming either
>WATCH OUT REVY SHE'S GON' CUNTPUNT
No.742264
>>742263
BULLSHIT!
>holsters the empty Cutlasses
>oh wait this is my real Revy move
>minigun
FUCK YOU
FUCK THIS TOWN
FUCK THIS HOLIDAY
FUCK YOU AGAIN
SUCK IT, BITCH. CHOKE ON IT
>BRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
No.742265
>>742264
>hup
>running on the minigun
>THE ABSOLUTE MADMAID
>and over behind Revy
>git armlocked
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
No.742266
>>742262
>>742263
>Completely oblivious in his own little world under the towel over his head
>Walks through the living room to the kitchen and pulls out the orange juice
>Drinks from the carton
>Kills the rest of it and throws it away
>Wanders back into the living room
>>742264
>Finally notices the minigun fire.
>Just stands there watching for a minute.
No.742267
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>>742265
>tfw too Revy to follow
What the fuck
What the fuck
WHAT THE FUCK
>minigun drops with a clank
>>742266
>struggling with minimaid
HEY FUCKBOY, LITTLE HELP HERE
No.742268
>>742266
>mind the screaming
>minimaid is really fucking loud
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>742267
I AM TIRED OF JOO ALWAYS TREATING ME LIKE A SMOL DOG TWO HANDS
No.742269
No.742270
>>742267
>>742268
>Still dressed only in a towel
>Grabs them both by the scruff of their necks like the 6ft cyborg he is and pries Minimaid and Revy apart like fighting cats
Everybody calm down. What happened??
No.742271
>>742268
CALL IT LIKE I SEE IT YOU FUCKIN' BITCH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
>Revy flip
>gon land with you on the bottom, mini
>>742270
>RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
GONNAFUCKINGKILLTHELITTLESHITWHOTHEFUCKAREYOUEATSHITANDDIE
No.742272
>>742270
>screaming abruptly stopped by the sight of a naked manly cyborg
>and now her face is flushed and she's covering her eyes
aaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>742271
>thank goodness for Char
I AM NOT SMOOOOOOOOOOOL
No.742273
>>742271
>>742272
>Holds them further apart
Right.
Let's try this again.
>Sits them both down on the couch
Now. Start from the beginning.
What happened?
No.742274
>>742272
>reaching for mini's throat
IS THAT LITERALLY WHY YOU BROKE MY FUCKING JAW YOU GODDAMN MUNCHKIN I TAKE SHITS BIGGER THAN YOU!
>>742273
FUCK OFF, HITLER
>wham
>Rev does not know spacenoid tech
OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
No.742275
>>742273
um...
>tfw can't even be mad
>too distracted by handsome naked man
>Char you're not helping
>>742274
>distracted
What?
No.742276
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No.742277
So I'm your uncle?
>Kind of
But you're older than me.
>...
But you're older than me.
>Good grief.
No.742278
>>742274
>>742275
>>742276
>Revy succeeds in knocking off his towel
Alright I think we're making some real breakthroughs here.
No.742279
>>742275
>>742276
>[BARKBARKBARKBARK]
>>742278
>uh
>UH
>TRAUMA
YOU WANNA DIE, PERVERT
No.742280
>>742278
>oh my
>OH MY
>looking away
P-put some clothes on please...!
>>742279
AAAAAAAAA
No.742281
Hell of a domestic situation here.
No.742282
>>742281
But...this isn't a house.
>DONDON
>Gappy.
No.742283
>>742282
Is that a sailor suit? Is your hat attached to your hair? I didn't realise I set some kind of standard with the tights.
No.742284
>>742283
I think so, I don't remember ever seeing a sailor though. I don't remember much at all.
Why are you flying your tights on a flagpole? That's what flags are for.
>...
No.742285
>>742279
You wanna calm down already??
>>742280
Y'all done fighting then?
No.742286
>>742280
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
No.742287
>>742285
Two Hands is not capable of calming down.
It seems you have... distracted me. I don't remember why I was so angry.
>>742286
>swinging in spacenoid's scruff
Shhhhhh.
No.742288
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>>742284
It's a statement.
No.742289
>>742285
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>742287
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
No.742290
>>742288
No, those are tights. You wear them on your body like you are right now.
Unless you meant what you just said, 'cause I don't know anything about uh...sentences.
>What's with the blue
No.742291
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>>742290
I hang my tights from a flagpole as a statement that says: the laundry here's shit and there's nowhere else to hang it from. And it's blue because I like blue. Blue's a good colour.
No.742292
>>742291
The...the laundry is what?
>Stop confusing him.
>stress bubbles floating about
No.742293
>>742289
Please be quiet, Two Hands.
No.742294
>>742287
Well that's good at least
>>742289
>Alright
>3rd time's a charm
C A L M D O W N
>Judo chop!!
No.742295
>>742292
What's wrong with saying "the laundry's crap?"
No.742296
>>742293
Please?
PLEASE?!
SMILE WHEN YOU SAY THAT SO I CAN MAKE YOU SWALLOW ALL YOUR FUCKIN' TEETH YOU GODDAMN PSYCHO WHORE
>>742294
>distracted
>and silenced
>can't catch me, dong thoughts
No.742297
>>742294
>
Can you put me down?
>>742296
She is so loud...
>Mini you had a psychotic break not even ten minutes ago
>>742295
The sailor man is... how do you say politely, "brain damaged"?
No.742298
>>742295
The laundry's not laundry? Why are you washing poop?
You don't wash poop, it goes in the toileeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet!
>bubble pops on Cu's shoulder
>stealing the suit's specific electromagnetic refraction
>dat suit's not blue anymore, homes
>[exasperated autism]
No.742299
>>742296
>Make sure she doesn't fall hard
>Stupid sexy char.jpg
Well that's one method of conflict resolution I guess.....
>>742297
Oh
>thought he did already >>742273
>Puts her down on the couch again
Sorry
No.742300
>>742299
>she's still a little fuzzy in the head
Oh... I did not notice.
I am sorry for any discomfort we may have caused.
>meido bow
No.742302
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>>742297
Ahh. Thanks, tiny.
>>742298
Aw come on, these things are hard to make.
>immediately strips off and puts on a new one
Essentially, the laundry machine here hardly works and there's no dryer
No.742303
>>742302
>he almost had it
>and then Cu had to strip
Whoa! You look like you got mauled by a cat!
Like a really, really big cat.
>Jewj shakes his head and sits by a window to smoke
No.742304
>>742300
>>742301
No worries.
>Puts the towel back on
I'm headed to bed. Have a goodnight.
>He waves to dismiss her bow
No.742305
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>>742302
>twitch
My name is Fabiola.
>>742304
>can't help but watch him go
>maaaaaybe has a crush
Goodbye, sir.
No.742306
>>742303
Eh? Oh don't worry about those. But they look pretty cool don't they?
>>742305
Alright, alright, Fabola, I got it.
No.742307
>>742306
>tfw same height as cheiba
Thank you.
No.742308
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>>742306
That must've been a big cat, for you.
>blink
>uh
Are you a lion tamer?
No.742309
>>742307
>t i n y
What happened between you and the loudmouth?
>>742308
Nah. I can train a dog, but that's as far as it goes for me and animals.
No.742310
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>>742309
A dog?
>the bubble with Cu's blue pigment floats by
>pops on a wall
>insta-blue wall
Whoa!
No.742311
>>742309
It was not her fault. A butler tried to...
>...
I do not want to speak of it.
>rubs one of her arms and stares at her feet
Two Hands has a habit of making things worse for everyone.
No.742312
>>742310
You know, woof woof, fuzzy things.
>what a nice looking wall
>>742311
Fair enough. Stuff like that is usually best explained by the person it happened to. I knew a guy who made things a lot worse for everyone too. I'm glad he's dead.
>lights a cig
So why do you lot call her Two Hands?
No.742313
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>>742312
>
>Gappy back up
Your eyes are red.
No.742314
>>742312
She uses a gun in each hand.
>But Mini so do you
No.742315
>>742313
>?
What about 'em?
>>742314
That was an unexpectedly simple explanation...
No.742316
>>742315
Not everything needs to be complicated.
No.742317
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>>742315
I didn't think people had red eyes unless they smoked that funny grass stuff.
>sniff sniff
This smell...is the smell of [Ｒｅｅｆｅｒ Ｍａｄｎｅｓｓ]
Think of the children!
No.742318
>>742316
You make a good point, Fabby. Maybe I'm too old fashioned when it comes to names.
>>742317
Wha? I'm not that kind of guy.
>sniffsniff
I don't smell anything. My eyes are just naturally red.
No.742319
No.742320
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>>742318
Oh. That's ok, I wasn't thinking of the children either.
>sits on S&W
>completely oblivious
Does that mean you look at a computer a lot? It's bad for your eyes, you know.
I'm not good at 20 Questions either. Who are you.
No.742322
>>742319
>>742321
Would you prefer "lass"?
>>742320
Call me Lancer. I know they say it's bad to look at your phones all day but I promise you my eyes are perfect.
No.742323
>>742322
I would prefer my name please, I gave it to you.
No.742324
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>>742322
A phone? Were you doing e-mail?
>at least didn't bracket it that time
I'm...uh...
>peekan Stando
No.742325
>>742323
Being formal's not really for me. But yeah, sure I'll use it 'til I find something good.
>>742324
Something like that.
>galnces at the Stando
Who's that?
No.742326
>>742325
At least you are not feeling my body like the blonde one.
>I'm still going to kick that one in the dick
No.742327
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>>742325
That Jotaro guy says he's a Stand, but he looks more like he's floating than uh, standing.
>
He makes the bubbles, and the bubbles steal stuff from things.
>...
I don't know my name.
No.742328
>>742326
That guy just then? He touched you?
>oh wait that's right that's a bad thing
Want me to kick his ass or something?
>>742327
Stand, huh? What is he, like a familiar? The hat guy called you Gappy, so I'll stick with that.
No.742329
>>742328
>blink
No! Not Mr. Char. He had armor, I think.
I do not know how he could have gotten under my dress to take my grenade launcher without touching me.
No.742331
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>>742328
He...makes bubbles.
>Gappy you already said that
I tried singing the French Fries Song to Jotaro but he kept staring at my teeth.
No.742332
>>742329
>>742330
Ah. Did he have an english accent and look smug half the time?
>>742331
I can't blame him. It's pretty noticeable, that "London Look" you got going on.
No.742333
No.742335
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>>742332
London...Texas?
>!
Do they have these in London too?
>sticks his tongue out
>mismatched length
>fugged up eyes
No.742336
>>742333
>>742334
Oh okay... His ass may be a little tougher for me to kick. But wait, did he or did he not touch you? You said he got, uh, under your dress without touching you? Goddamn I'm confused.
>>742335
London, England. Huh, your eyes are funny too.
No.742337
>>742336
England? What the hell is that, are you trying to trick me?
No.742338
>>742336
I do not know... I was restraining myself from harming Mr. Marc and then the blonde one had my grenade launcher and fired it.
It is always inside my dress. Can you see it?
>that'd be a "no"
>well hidden gun-fu
It does not make sense to me.
No.742339
>>742337
You don't know what England is?
>>742338
I'd take a thorough look but I'm not willing to get shot over it. I guess I'll talk to old Arty for ya.
No.742340
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>>742339
I don't know what anything is.
No.742341
>>742339
I just want people to keep their hands off of my body. There is nothing interesting to touch.
>defeated tone
>tfw everyone else has a huge rack and is tall
No.742342
>>742340
Ah jeez, don't worry about it, in that case. Don't hurt yourself too much
>>742341
>headpat
Don't get too down, girly- Fabola. You've got room to grow, don'tcha?
No.742343
>>742342
I don't think I wanna hurt myself at all.
>...
See ya!
No.742344
>>742342
>subconsciously rubbing into the hand
>used to Bala doing the headpatting
No se.
No.742345
>>742343
Laters.
>>742344
>2cute
>uh
>Servant Translator what does that mean
>oh ok
Don't compare yourself to the monsters around you.
No.742347
>>742346
I won't lie, you got tough competitiion
No.742348
>>742347
...Competition?
>
I cannot compare. Es imposible. I just am not able.
I have miss Bala. I do not need to compete for a better body.
No.742349
>>742348
What you're saying and what you're telling me are two different things here. You got dreams don'tcha?
No.742350
>>742349
>
It came true. I am liked by someone who will now throw me away.