No.742351
>Just wake my shit up inside
No.742352
>reading
>!
I got a bad feeling about something.
>shudders
No.742353
>>742352
>probably nothing
No.742354
>scrubbing the ceiling while tied in place with climbing ropes
>muttering indistinctly in beanertalk
No.742355
>>742353
You know, now that I think about it, it's probably nothing and I should just get back to reading.
No.742356
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>>742355
>yes go back to reading....
>you've been on the same page for like 20 minutes
>>742354
>to cut that rope or not?
>.....nah
No.742357
>>742354
Ah, crap she's getting footprints on the walls and ceiling again...
>floats upwards
>>742356
>hey i get distracted easily
No.742358
>>742356
>t-thanks
>>742357
>?
But I made sure not to wear shoes!
>her feet are covered by tissue boxes
No.742359
>>742357
>like you are now?
>I'm going to read your book
>>742358
>it would be DISHONORABLE
No.742360
>>742358
>pfft
You've got it pretty covered, I won't lie.
>looks at the square prints of soap on the ceiling
Those aren't gonna dry well. I'll help out.
>>742359
>enjoy Home Cooking with Martha Stewart: How to make a delicious meal while putting those bitches in their place.
No.742361
>>742360
>.....Fox Lady this is smut
>you're been reading smut
>I'm telling on you
No.742362
>>742360
I appreciate the as-
>she's floating
>
>don't scream in abject confusion Mini
>just smile
>>742359
>will you have to commit sudoku?
No.742363
>>742361
>it wasn't smut when I looked are you sure you picked up my book
>>742362
>looks over
>?
Are you okay? You're a little pale.
No.742364
>>742362
>yes
>with a nuke I keep on my left arm
>>742363
>I'm sure
>I'm telling everyone
i/=-(#_
>there I told everyone
No.742365
>>742363
>say something Mini
JOO ARE FLYING
>thank you Mini
>>742364
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
No.742366
>>742364
>that hurt my ears
>please don't do that again
>also the book is upside down
>>742365
Well, I'm just levitating for a bit, I can't really fly properly.
>touches down
It just makes it easier to clean the ceiling. Does it bother you?
No.742367
>>742366
Is everyone here some kind of monstruo?!
>calm
>down
>deep breath
I am sorry for losing my composure, this is all new to me.
>scrubban away
No.742368
>>742366
>that's how you read smut
>and the way you talk hurts me
>feelings wise
>>742365
>and the screaming returns
No.742369
>>742367
That's alright, I suppose it does take a bit of getting used to.
>tails swishing away
But for someone so young you're dealing with it pretty well
>how is she managing to balance with tissue boxes on her feet
>>742368
>i'm sorry
>can I make it up to you
No.742370
>>742368
>I'M SOOOORRYYYYYYYYYY
>>742369
>super secret Lovelace maid art
Overexposure is the key to immunity.
>
Screaming is beginning to hurt.
No.742371
>>742369
>can you commit sudoku?
No.742372
>>742370
I'm not even sure why anyone is screaming, if I'm going to be honest.
>floats up
>scrubbing the remainder of the ceiling
>>742371
>yes
>but I don't want to
No.742373
>>742372
>I was joking
>no one but Samus gets my humor
>>742370
>as you should be
No.742374
>>742372
I am not good at this.
>frown
This... super people. It frightens me how out of my depth I am.
>>742373
>d-do you like picadillo
No.742375
>>742373
>i'm not familiar with ayylmao humour
>>742374
>maybe I should skip the spirit stuff
They may be strange and weird to you, but under all of that they're just people like you and me. Okay that was really really cliched and I feel terrible about it.
No.742376
>>742375
>maybe if you read more funny books
>not cook books
>>742374
>nah I enjoy eating beef
>raw
No.742377
>>742375
I did not think there were people less human than the head maid that I would ever meet.
>>742376
>that's
>um
>good...?
No.742378
>>742376
>but cookbooks are nice
>>742377
Uh... I'm not sure how to take that., but I'm sure you meant well by it.
>yeesh
No.742379
>>742378
>would you like to read my cook book?
>>742377
>it's fantastic
No.742380
>>742378
I am not speaking ill. She is just...
>shudders
Even though she trained me, I know there are things she did not show.
>>742379
>o-oh
No.742381
>>742379
>what's the theme
>>742380
I don't think she ever expected you to have to deal with this. I don't think anyone would have, really. But I think you're doing her proud like this.
No.742382
>>742381
>how to cook any other species in the galaxy
>>742380
>yeah....you should try it too
No.742383
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>>742381
>tfw berta prolly already forgot Mini existed
Um...
>>742382
>but it's raw
No.742384
>>742382
>that sounds pretty good actually
>>742383
What's the matter?
No.742385
>>742384
>you have to know this stuff when you hunt everything
>>742383
>builds character
No.742386
>>742384
Nevermind, it is nothing.
>>742385
>this is true
>I will try some
No.742387
>>742385
>i'd love to read it actually
>>742386
It's okay, I won't tell anyone. Us maids gotta help each other out in their times of need!
No.742388
>>742387
>tosses her a book
>>742386
>go for it
>it'll be awesome
No.742389
>>742387
>why you gotta be so inviting Ahri
My young master and the head maid... I do not live or work with them anymore.
I do not mind it either.
In all likelihood they have forgotten me.
>>742388
>fresh meat
No.742390
>>742388
>catches it
Ooh, thank you!
>>742389
>it's the tails
In that case it's their fault for not appreciating you enough.
>hmph
People who forget about other's feelings because they "own" them.
No.742391
>>742390
Miss Bala is not like that.
No.742392
>>742390
>hope you have a strong stomach
>>742389
>meat is murder
>and murder is good
No.742393
>>742391
>nodding vigorously
Exactly! And that's why you shouldn't be sad about your dumb master or the head maid who're too self absorbed to remember you!
>Ahri you're probably jumping to conclusions here
You should always find someone who appreciates you for you.
>>742392
>this book is also not in english
No.742394
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Highest grossing R Rated opening of all time. I'm really cleaning up now.
No.742395
>>742393
>you knew this going in
>>742394
>I'm really happy for you Deadpool
>and I'm going to let you finish
>but horror movies are the best R Rated movies of all time
>of all time!
No.742396
>>742393
Do not speak ill of the head maid or the young master, please.
>she still cares
No.742397
>>742395
If that's what you need to tell yourself.
No.742398
>>742394
Woohoo! Congratulations! I bet you're real happy.
>>742395
>I can't read it...
>>742396
>ooh
Sorry, sorry. I got a little to excited there, didn't I.
>looks at where she was scrubbing
>the ceiling has a little concave part in it now
Oops...
No.742399
>>742398
>and how does that make you feel?
>>742397
>it is
>and I'll enjoy it
No.742401
>>742399
>dissappointed
>>742400
I got a little too into my scrubbing...
>hiding the ruined rag behind her back
>just incinerate that quickly
No.742403
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>>742398
I guess you could say I've really MAID it in Hollywood
No.742404
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>>742401
I think I will just... take a nap. I need a clear head.
>rappels back down
No.742405
>>742402
>oh
>ok
>:c
>>742403
I guess you could say... uh... My pun game is kind of weak.
>>742404
Alright then, I'll try to make sure no one disturbs you.
No.742406
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>>742405
>you're alright Fox lady
No.742407
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>>742405
You should try to pin at least once a day. Ya know, seven days without wordplay makes one weak
No.742408
>>742406
>i just want to be friends
>>742407
That... That was actually pretty clever.
No.742409
>>742408
I'm a clever guy. It's why I have a solo book and Nate is hanging around on my Avengers team
No.742410
>>742409
I don't know who Nate is. Is he important?
No.742411
>>742410
He says he is. Not sure I totally buy it
No.742412
>>742408
>do you know how to kill a Xenomorph?
No.742413
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>>742412
Tell him his son is in love with a Predator and they're opening an artisan syrup distributor in Maine
No.742414
>>742413
>that only makes them upset and cut off contact for a few years and make the holidays awkward
No.742415
>>742414
But the Xenomorph dies a little more inside each time he sees how happy they are. Meanwhile, he's stuck in a sexless marriage and thinks his wife might be banging her trainer
No.742416
>>742415
>speaking of that
>you seen that gray skinned lady?
No.742417
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No.742418
>>742417
>came "back here"
>tries to be buddies with Samus
>point is she told me this Ryu was a strong fighter
>then I ended up killing a guy who only looks like him
No.742419
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No.742420
>Busts through the skylight...again...after years of not being around basically
Hey fuckboys,what's up?
No.742421
>>742419
>you've met this Ryu guy right?
No.742422
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>>742420
>Predator vanish!
No.742423
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>>742422
I ain't gonna hurt ya mate. No need to hide from ole two hands
Hey, sorry about being gone again for so long to get meta, I just haven't had the urge to do this is a really long time, you still all my fam though
No.742424
>>742421
Nope
Which I suppose doesn't matter since you vanished on me
>>742420
Uh...the sky?
No.742425
>>742423
s'cool
He just likes to watch
No.742426
>>742423
>chuckling
Oh boy...
No.742427
>>742424
>smirking softly
You know what I meant
>>742426
What?
>>742425
Shit, that's a shame, he's got some nice weapons on him that I wanted to take a look at
No.742428
>>742427
I blame Sun Doge
She is the worst
No.742429
Aaah, finally got another break!
No.742430
>>742425
What the fuck.
>>742427
It'd kind of suck if I ruined it for now, Two Hands. I don't think we've met, by the way. The name's Lancer.
No.742432
>>742427
I would've said glass in the skylight but
>pulls shard from his head
Thats not really true any more
No.742433
>>742430
I don't know why?
I just blame Sun Doge
>>742431
Oh hey it's Ice Cream lady
No.742434
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>>742431
Oh, that chuck from the other day, sup?
No.742435
No.742436
>>742428
I'm completely out of the loop on a lot of things going on here
>>742429
The fuck are you?
>>742430
Revy, nice to meet you Lancer, and if the problem is violence
>pulls out my two berettas
I know how to deal with that
>>742432
Suprised you survived that, but hell, I've gotten a concussion in the back of a car during a fight with Iraqi terrorists. So nothing is new
No.742437
>>742436
I'm Sun Cate
I don't like Sun Doge
That was Predator
He maybe still here....watching
No.742438
>>742431
Tiny...
>>742433
Cas-ko's mum? Why?
>>742436
You're a lady after my own heart.
>twirls his spear
Really though, I've heard a bit about you.
>that's not ominous or anything
No.742439
>>742437
Nice to meet you Cat...thing, I'm Revy.
>>742438
You've been talking to Kid Beta, haven't you?
He's afraid of me after we sort of dated slash rapedated
No.742440
>>742436
A low payed employee of MTT Burger Emporium.
No.742441
>>742436
I'm Deadpool. The Regeneratin' Degenerate. A shard of Glass is Baby Town Frolics to me.
No.742442
>>742438
I don't like Sun Doge
She gets all the fame
And the extended family
And goes Awoo
>>742439
If you see Sun Doge
Tell her I hate her
No.742443
>>742441
I'm Revy, Two Hands is what they call me, you seem to be a master of gunplay yourself, we could use a guy with your powers.
>>742440
I'm a Mercenary myself
>>742442
Ok kitty
>going to the bar,grabbing a drink
No.742444
>>742439
The little pink dude? He's long gone. Left with an acquaintance of mine awhile ago. Off being a pirate somewhere or another.
>>742442
Extended family being Foxy and that white haired cat?
No.742445
>>742443
Heh, I can't imagine doing that work.
>Lights up
No.742446
>>742433
Oh, it's Pikachu.
>sticks out her tongue
>>742434
Downtime. PR with my team is rough, and they need someone on the down-low.
>flicks open a magazine with fancy French print on it
Idiots~
>>742438
>and then the magazine foes flying at his head
Not. Tiny.
No.742447
>>742444
Yes
Know what I got?
To do all the work
>>742443
Get me a shot
>>742446
Sun Cate
You are as bad as Red guy
No.742448
>>742444
Oh, that's a shame, I wanted to bully him some more.
Congrats to him though, he deserves it.
>>742445
>pulling out a cigarette herself, smoking as well
It's not meant for everyone.
No.742449
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>>742443
....okay...nice to....meet you...
No.742450
>>742446
Yeah? Well got a break from my manager, after he filmed me being "Cute"
>>742448
I can tell dude, takes a lot of guts I heard, right?
No.742451
>>742447
>pouring the cat a shot of whiskey,placing it on the floor for him
>>742449
You too, you remind me of someone from where I live, guy calls himself a fucking wizard.
>>742450
It does...you gotta have a hardened soul and show no mercy
But killing is the fun part
No.742452
>>742446
Whoa!
>deftly dodges
Bite sized?
>>742447
Liiiike?
>>742448
You seem pretty familiar with this place, lass.
No.742453
>>742452
I've been here for a long time, Mercenary buisiness is rough though
No.742454
>>742452
Sun work
Do you know how to do that?
>>742451
>takes a shot
>still has that look on it's face
No.742455
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>>742447
I do work for him.
>>742450
My offer is still on the table.
>golly that's a big knife
Two key~
No.742456
>>742451
You must have a lot of enemies then, huh?
>>742455
...You sure you can take him on, he's a robot.
No.742457
>>742455
What is it with you and gingers?
No.742458
>>742456
Well I live on an island full of rogues and shit..
I'm bound to have enemies
No.742459
>>742453
No joke. I used to do that for awhile. Still kinda do. As a regular of this ol' joint, I'm pretty curious to know what an oldie like you's got to say.
>>742454
How?
No.742460
>>742459
Well as I've previously said, I'm out of the loop somewhat
Is my main motherfucker Carnage still around?
Big gooey red guy?
No.742461
>>742459
Being a sun being
Sun Doge doesn't do anything
Only goes Awoo
And piss off the goop people with her kids
No.742462
>>742452
>taps her chin thoughtfully
Fun-sized
>>742456
A man of metal is still a man. Tgough not as fond of water~
>>742457
...huh. I don't know! Maybe I just like red hair. Carnage, and Roman, and Conan.
>fond smile
Conan O'Brian, I do love you...
No.742463
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>>742458
Damn. Well, I'm Burgerpants
>>742462
>Smirks
You got a deal then!
No.742464
>>742462
You've gone too fare
>>742460
The short girl with the ice cream hair works for him
No.742465
>>742463
Revy, interesting name there dude
>>742464
Oh cool, that's fuckin sweet
No.742466
>>742460
He's around, here and there. Just wait for the foxgirl to show up. He'll be right on her tail bullying her.
>>742461
That doesn't sound hard at all.
>>742462
>nods sagely
Value-packed.
No.742467
>>742466
Then do it
>>742465
You could ask her where he is
No.742468
>>742466
Ok
>>742467
Eh, I'll just see him later
No.742469
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>>742465
My boss gave to me, I don't even know my real name.
No.742471
>>742469
That's sad
It sounds german
Is your boss a nazi?
>>742470
Oh no....
No.742472
>>742466
Can you not use me for bait?
No.742473
>>742462
NEO! I need to know where I hid the shovel!
No.742474
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>>742472
speaking of things to bury....hi Ahri
No.742475
>>742471
Nah, he's just... a robot
No.742476
>>742473
Hey bro, look who's back
>>742475
Nazi Robot?
No.742477
>>742463
Deal. But remember this, because I'll only say it once-
>grabs him by the collar of his shirt
>morbid, unhinged smile
Don't fuck me. Don't ever trh to fuck me...
>squints down at his nametag
Burgerpants
>>742464
There is no "too far", just those who are too weak to go the distance.
>pulls out a severed arm mounted to steel rods
>oh god is that Yang's arm
>scratches her back with it contently
>>742466
Big things do come in small packages~
No.742478
>>742467
Dad's already a sun deity. I'll wait my turn.
>>742472
But you're perfect, though.
>>742477
>i'm gonna put my big thing in a small package soon
That right? And what about you?
No.742479
>>742476
....is it Jesus?
>>742477
well that explains what we did with that
No.742480
>>742474
Nope nope nope I am so outta here.
>swim away!
No.742481
>>742479
Pretty much
>smirking behind her cigarette
How've you been?
No.742482
>>742476
More like David Bowie level glam
>>742477
U-uh yes! G-g-gotcha!
>Sweeeeat
No.742483
>>742482
Ok, I know exactly what you mean. Sounds pretty good
No.742484
>>742480
>shooting at the Ahir
damn DAMN DAAAAAAAAMN~
>>742481
married twice and shooting at a fox
No.742485
>>742483
Nah, he's a major dick, I hate him.
No.742486
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>>742478
>well I'm sure it's big enough, but is it durable
I'm Neo. And you...are...one of the servants. I think.
>>742479
>makes fake gun noises, holding the arm like a rifle
Waste not, want not~
>>742482
Smart boy.
>drops him
>well, time to get the instruments of torture
No.742487
>>742484
Oh...so the usual
That's fuckin awesome
>>742480
Oh hi there fox thing
>>742485
You remind me of one of my coworkers, you'd like him a lot
No.742488
>>742486
>...Note to self, never fuck with a psychopath like her
>>742487
Oh yeah? What's he like?
No.742489
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>>742486
>holding up a bag of ashes
I'll say! going to snort me a dead woman!
>>742487
yeah Juri Hun and Mileena
No.742490
>>742486
>my ultimate fate was to die standing up
>~
Let's not categorise each other so quickly now, girly.
>tfw 6'
>do I crouch or
>!
>reclines on a couch
>levelling the playing field
No.742491
>>742488
Well, we basically kidnapped him and he was considered dead by his real employer, so we hired him in, his name is Rock, I once sold him into sex slavery. good times, good times
>>742489
I was around for Juri, Mileena is nice taste though too
No.742492
>falls out of an air vent
By Gragnor's Hammer! I'm ALIVE!
Did you guys know there was a hidden labrynth under this place?
No.742493
>>742491
>Snickers a bit
Sounds like a major wiener man!
No.742494
>>742493
As I said, you remind me of him somewhat
So you basically called yourself a major wiener
>chuckling
>>742492
Hello, the fuck are you?
No.742495
>>742489
Snort in small doses!
>puts Yang's middle finger up
Heehee.
>>742490
>I'll level you
>4'10" isn't that short ;-;
People are made to categorize things. But alright then, who are you~?
No.742496
>>742494
I am Henchmen 21. Top Henchman to the Mighty Monarch.
Who the fuck are you?
No.742497
>>742496
I'm Revy, Mercenary for Lagoon Corporation on Roanapur
No.742498
>>742494
Well that's neither here or there. Still, I'd be down to meet him
No.742499
>>742498
Yeah, he's afraid to come visit honestly
No.742500
>>742499
I can imagine why.
No.742501
>>742491
oh yeah 10/10 face, the kinkiest of sex
>>742495
going to ask Milly if she wants some
No.742502
>>742497
That is so cool. Mercs always get the best one liners.
No.742503
>>742501
I figure
>>742502
Real life isn't an action movie kid, its not about the one liners, its about the money and the guns
>devilishly smirking behind her cigarette
No.742504
>>742495
>actually I know people that short, you're in the clear
>ahem
Cú Chulainn, Hound of Ulster. Trained in the demonic spear arts. I'm also not bad with this stick as well.
>twirls his spear
No.742505
>>742503
so Hotpants how have things been with ya?
No.742506
>>742503
Kid?! I'm like...Thrity Two!
No.742507
>>742505
Good, work has been crazy so that's why I haven't been around
I heard my ex has flown the coop as a pirate, I'm proud of the fucker.
Shame I'm going to have to find someone new to scar though
>>742506
We got a tough guy huh?
>taking a puff of her cigarette
No.742508
>>742501
She would just eat all of it.
>scoops a bit out of the bag
>stirs it into a glass of milk
>ssssssip
>>742504
Classy~
>spins her umbrella in her hands
Do you have a Master, too?
No.742509
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>>742507
I am one of the few to survive the wrath of Brock Sampson.
No.742510
>>742508
Yeah, I belong to a family of 'em. But he lets me do as I please as long as I answer to have very sparing calls.
No.742511
>>742508
eh ya right, she can be greedy
>>742507
stick around here, someone will show up to bully
No.742512
>>742509
You're acting like I give a fuck
No.742513
>>742511
Hopefully, its no fun without that
No.742514
>>742512
Just about everyone who faces Brock Sampson dies. Pretty badly. Well, except for that Molotov Cocktease gal.
No.742515
>>742513
well I bully Ahri, ya always welcome to take shots at her too
No.742516
>>742514
Neat, almost anyone who goes up against me dies too, I've killed my own parents
>>742515
Eh, I don't want to step in on your territory
No.742517
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>>742516
it's fine I bully her to keep her gay feelings away
No.742518
>>742511
At least she's affectionate.
>rubs her neck, covered in bite marks
Who's your friend?
>>742510
How fortunate~
>...
Who was the red one? The tall woman. I think...I liked her.
No.742519
>>742517
Shame, she's cute
No.742520
>>742516
You and Sampson would probably just end up fight banging then.
No.742521
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>>742518
Revy, old buddy of mine
>>742519
speaking of cute, Revy this is Neo, Neo Revy
No.742522
>>742520
I worked as a dominatrix for a while
I prefer to top
>>742521
>>742518
Hello, nice to meet you
No.742523
>>742518
The one with the guns?
>grins
So that's how you swing, huh? I like your style, she's a toughie to crack.
No.742524
>>742522
This is maybe taking a turn down a path I don't want to go down.
Bad enough I have to hear the Monarch and his wife during safeword night
No.742525
>>742524
>Chuckling
oh you poor soul
No.742526
>>742525
Yeah. Its so weird. Like, they can't do it when I'm out at my game group? They have to do it when I'm in the house?
No.742527
>>742526
Unfortunately, that's how things go in life
I mean, I have a rape closet here, so everyone's heard me..
No.742528
File: 1455568575699.gif (764.53 KB, 500x282, 250:141, tumblr_mrzo4fuHW51qjfaqjo1….gif)
No.742529
>>742528
Yes, Rape closet
>pointing to the closet
No.742531
>>742529
Um...that's a broom closet
>opens it
>brooms and mops everywhere
No.742532
>>742530
someone messed with my rape closet, didnt they?
No.742533
>>742531
Well one of those broom handles went up some kids ass
No.742534
>>742532
it got removed a wile back
No.742535
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>>742533
That seems uncomfortable
No.742536
>>742531
FUCK!
>goes over to the broom closet,re-arranging everythjng
>>742535
I know, wanna see?
No.742537
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No.742539
Sorry, back
>>742521
>>742522
Well hello there~
>>742523
She had a spear, I think...
>shrugs
She was cold. But I suppose I like cold things.
>pops an ice cream bar in her mouth
No.742541
>>742538
Seeing as how its not my thing, I'd say no loss at all.
No.742542
>>742539
I can rock those shorts
No.742543
File: 1455571028832.png (555.21 KB, 900x695, 180:139, burgerpants_by_cargorabbit….png)
No.742545
>>742544
Think something's gonna happen?
No.742546
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No.742548
>>742547
but I'm still going to set up traps
No.742550
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>>742548
What, like in Home Alone or something?
No.742551
So there are two Revys. Fuck me, it's gonna be like Red X all over again.
...I'm gonna have to shoot one aren't I. Great.
No.742552
>>742551
Two Revys? That um...that seems unhealthy
No.742553
>>742552
You're tellin' me. Can you imagine the fireworks that'd happen if they met?
>tosses Roy a spraycan
You're gonna need it. I got one too.
No.742554
>>742553
How does this spray know who's a villain or not? I mean, if Catwoman starts shacking up with Bruce again, would it work on her?
No.742555
>>742554
Batman made it dude, questioning how it works is like asking why air is breathable despite all the gases it's made of being toxic: it just does.
>
That is a good question. Guess I'll ask Kyle if she ever shows up again.
No.742556
>>742555
>smells nozzle
I think this is just cinnamon breath spray
No.742557
>>742556
Well yeah, you're not a female villain.
...Right? You better not just be a really manly chick.
No.742558
>>742557
>sprays a little on his tongue
Ugh...Blech
Dude, it ain't breath spray...blugh
I think its...
>pulls label off can
Yup. Its Axe Body Spray
No.742559
>>742558
Huh.
>peels that label off
>it's hair spray
We're being punked.
No.742560
>>742559
You think it's Old Man Wayne? Or does this seem more like a Dick move?
No.742562
>>742560
Old Man Wayne doesn't have a sense of humor. It's shriveled and atrophied into a little raisin somewhere in his gut.
DIIIIIIIIICK
No.742563
>>742562
I thought you'd have said something about his sense of humor having died with his parents in an alleyway.
No.742564
>>742563
...Oh my god I'm slipping.
No.742566
>>742564
The whole two Revys thing probably has you thrown for a bit of a loop
No.742567
>>742566
Understatement right there.
I'm gonna watch the place for a week, see if I can learn the differences so I don't confuse our Two Hands with the older one.
No.742568
>>742567
Maybe we make them wear a nametag? Revy 1 and Revy A
No.742569
>>742568
Pff. You get one of'em to agree to that without either a cap in your ass or a trip to the rape closet and I'll put the tags on myself.
No.742571
>>742569
>>742570
Either way you'd be screwed
No.742572
>>742571
Yyyyyep. It's a dangerous two-man job. Who better to do it than Red Hood and Arsenal?
No.742573
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>>742572
>twice now
>come on
No.742574
>>742572
>>742573
Batman and Robin?
Batman and Superman?
The Green Hornet and Kato?
No.742575
>>742574
Green Hornet and Cato are in the same retirement home as The Shadow and The Spider.
>
Why would we leave this to Dickie and the brat or Supes? She's our friend.
No.742576
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>>742575
We don't want to get shot? So we let them tire her out and then slap em on
No.742577
>>742576
But then the Boyscout will try and get her to turn her life around and if it's our Revy she'll have a breakdown and run off.
...Dickie and the Brat can handle it, I guess.
No.742578
>>742577
>one of these days, laptop
No.742579
>>742577
>>742578
Well....um...yeah. Good point.
No.742580
>>742579
The average Revy is a delicate loudmouth.
Someone like Boy Blue would destroy her.
That's why we gotta do it.
No.742581
>>742580
Last I saw he was leaping over buildings in a T-Shirt.
But still he'd probably still be Superman.
No.742582
>>742581
He got depowered again?
...I give him a month before he's bench pressing planets again.
No.742583
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>>742582
Well there's that older superman too. But he'd probably just bore everyone to death.
No.742584
>>742583
If by "bore" you mean "kidnap to his antarctic rape dungeon" then yeah.
Don't fuck with Old Supes. He's immune to this Earth's Kryptonite and boy howdy is he a lot more forceful than ours.
No.742585
>>742584
Last I saw he was just complaining about how nothing worked. Felt like some hold out from the nineties
No.742586
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>>742585
Let's hope he stays like that.
Remember when Boy Blue got up in our grills when we were with Kori that one time?
No.742587
>>742586
Yeah. He was annoying as hell. Still though, he's Superman.
No.742588
>>742587
"They're your bruises."
What a chump. Glad he got that god complex outta his head.
No.742589
>>742588
So how did we end up with two Revys? Beta's wet dreams come to life or something?
No.742590
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I have a feeling today is going to be a very great day.
No.742591
>>742589
I'm assumin' so. I mean I was stuck in a tube while that X fag was running around being me, so who knows?
Clones?
No.742593
>>742591
I hope not. Clones would probably mean Jackal.
That dude is aggressively creepy
No.742594
>>742590
Better than yesterday?
No.742595
>>742593
Spider guy huh. We should get in contact with Parker then. Just in case, screen Jackal out, y'know?
No.742596
>>742594
Much better than yesterday. Something just feels... right. Like things are heading down a path that should've been taken a while ago.
You feel it too, don't you?
No.742597
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>>742596
I haven't eaten since last night. Allbi feel is hungry
No.742598
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>>742597
>pulls a block of Calorie Mate out of his beard
You should invest in one of these transdimensional beards. They're quite handy.
>offering the block
No.742599
>>742598
>takes a chunk
I'll probably get one when I'm older.
No.742600
>>742599
I'm excited for some reason, is something happening today that you're aware of?
No.742601
>>742600
I had a pretty good valentines day, so, not sure how today can top that.
No.742602
>>742601
All things considered mine was very good as well. All the shipgirls were happy, our men had all the steak and smokes they could ever want, and I even managed a sincere smile out of Nagato.
But today... the air is charged with something. Something familiar, and nostalgic, but not something I know.
No.742603
>>742602
>smiff sniff
huh. It does
No.742604
>>742603
That is what I meant. It's good.
No.742605
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>>742604
So, aside from feeling hope, anything on the agenda tonight?
No.742606
>>742605
Well, not right now. Musashi really wants to organize a sporting club, she's running around with a petition.
It's good to see initiative.
No.742607
>>742606
Good. Focusing on planning the holiday parties and the basketball league was a little too much to heap on to my mission ops as well.
No.742608
>>742607
Those British shipgirls are back, I asked Nagato for their service records since they claimed to have served under me but we don't have anything on them.
No employment contract, sorties, expeditions.
I've come to the conclusion that that HMS Orion is either lying or her unit never did anything.
I'm thinking of trying to give them a second chance but the Orion certainly wants nothing to do with me. Odd.
No.742609
>>742608
Yeah. Usually you're pretty good with the ships. Maybe their just more stuck up than the rest.
No.742610
>>742609
Brits, Venom. They've always been annoyingly resilient to my charisma.
Zero... what if these ships were working for the Patriots? Cipher. It's not impossible.
We won't be fooled again. We built our heaven and we'll fight to the death for our right to exist.
No.742611
>>742610
Nobody gets inside our circle.
No.742612
>>742611
We'll call this an EXTRA-OP: Survey The Mysterious Britships.
See Miller for mission details.
No.742613
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No.742614
>>742613
We won't be fooled again...
No.742615
>>742614
That was the first song I was putting on the playlist
No.742616
>>742615
We're Not Gonna Take It?
No.742617
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>>742616
I can put that on. We distributing the playlist basewide?
No.742618
>>742617
From our Walkmans to our loudspeakers.
The 80's were a grand time for music. We need to pump up the jam.
No.742619
>>742618
60s and 70s weren't bad either
No.742620
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>>742619
Just... don't put Sing by The Carpenters on there.
I still tear up.
No.742621
>>742620
Only Carpenters song I've got is Superstar
No.742623
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>>742622
I'm adding a song by Wham!
No.742624
No.742625
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>>742624
Careless Whisper, back to back with Baker Street. Gotta love that Sexy Sax
No.742626
>>742625
That's good. We'll be able to relax in style tonight.
No.742628
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>>742627
Boss... you're late. Valentine's was yesterday.
>salute
>BB there's nothing there
No.742629
No.742630
>>742629
Boss... I've already given my life for you and David.
All that's left here on Earth is a likeminded shell.
Go be with your Jack.
No.742631
>>742630
You uh...you alright there?
No.742632
>walking in from just finishing up the rape closet, grabbing a bottle of rum
No.742633
>>742632
Hey, don't take this the wrong way but....uh...which Revy are you?
No.742634
>>742633
There are multiple Revy's now?
When was I cloned?
I was the one who dated Kid Beta, don't tell me someone got DNA from his semen
No.742635
>>742634
um...yeah so...Surprise!
No.742636
>>742635
Well, I'm probably the original.
>draws guns
I remember Dutch telling me I was going on missions I wasn't
Nice to meet you by the way
No.742637
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>>742634
>watching the Bachelor
Don't be silly.
I stole one of your socks when you were in the shower
No.742638
>>742637
>walking over,pressing my gun against the back of your head
What the fuck?
No.742639
>>742636
Okay so um...first off, please don't shoot me. Second of all, I'm Roy.
No.742640
>>742639
No, you're fine.
The motherfucker who cloned me and my clones aren't though
No.742641
>>742638
I stole a sock. Not because it was you particularly, just because its what I do.
And you weren't clothed when I cloned you. You can't clone clothes.
No.742642
>>742641
Still, tell me where the clones are, there can be only one me.
No.742643
>>742640
Yeah, that's the Jackal. He clones people. Sort of randomly. Used to just bother Spider-Man.
No.742644
>>742643
Oh...Yeah, I'm suprised he was able to get to roanapur for a sock, I haven't been around in ages
No.742645
>>742642
Just the one clone left. Don't know where she is. Don't really care.
Now shush. Its time for the rose ceremony.
No.742646
>>742645
Alright you metal video reject, I'll leave you alone
No.742647
>>742644
He probably grabbed it before you took off.
No.742648
>>742647
Probably, its whatever, just whenever the clone shows up, she's going to die, plain and simple
I mean, unless she's like dating someone here. That's fucking unlikely though
No.742649
>>742648
Hold on now. OtherRevy may or may not be the actual Clone. And I don't know if she's dating anyone, she is a member of my team and therefore, not on the table for murder.
No.742650
>Is it cooler than John Wayne.
You really need to add some variety, Dutch.
>KA-BOOM
>
>looks up
Oh god it's going to be one of those days.
No.742651
>>742649
Aww....
Well shit, glad to see you found someone useful though Roy..
>>742650
>gets a bad feeling in the back of her mind that she's going to get a call soon
No.742652
>>742651
Jay added her to the team. He's a big fan of bringing in strays. I think its because of how he was raised.
No.742653
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>>742651
>so there's two of them
>that's fine, Bala
>don't panic
How much do I absolutely have to know, Two Hands.
Honestly I was beginning to think I was done with the idiocy this place is capable of producing.
>>742652
You, strelok, what the hell is this.
No.742654
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>>742631
Eh?
I was just saying my goodbyes to an old comrade.
No.742655
>>742653
Trust me, knowing there's another one is freaking me out too sis..
I thought I was done too, it keeps bringing me back.
>>742652
Jay?
No.742656
>>742653
You and me both lady
No.742657
>>742653
The going theory is clones. Its been coraborated by Jackal, who's a cloning guy. But he's also a total loon.
>>742655
Red Hood
No.742658
>>742657
Oh...next time I see him, I'm going to have to have a little talk with him about this situation
No.742659
>>742654
I can understand that.
No.742660
>>742655
And here I thought I'd just had too much old beer and Twilight Zones late at night.
>...
>slaps a post-it note on her head
>"Revy #2"
It's something.
>>742656
Shut up, talking cat.
>>742657
That's as good a reason as any.
The paycheck people are going to have somebody's head for this shit.
No.742661
>>742660
You're as bad as Sun Doge
Who I hate
No.742662
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>>742659
...Is that a costume or are you a robot?
>>742660
And now you understand the annoyance of cloning shenanigans.
Soon you'll be wearing an eyepatch.
No.742663
>>742658
Talk 'bout what, Two Hands.
No.742664
>>742660
>taking the post-it off
I'M THE ORIGINAL THOUGH!
>>742662
No soon, I'll be the one in the fucking eyepatch and going by fucking Solid Rebecca
No.742666
>>742663
Oh hey...
WHY THE FUCK IS THERE A CLONE OF ME?
No.742667
>>742664
Fucking Solid Rebecca?
You're that ninja...
No.742668
>>742661
>>
>>742662
I hope you don't mind if I borrow your naming scheme, it's useful.
We'll be in trouble if there's a third, though. God knows why anyone would put that on their conscience.
>>742664
>throws a dog treat at her too
Shhhhhh.
No.742669
>>742658
Look, if you want to join the team, that's probably fine, but...you'll probably have to share space with our Revy. The Island isn't set up for anyone else.
>>742660
That's why Outlaws pay cash.
No.742670
>>742668
......
I'll use sun powers on you
But Sun Doge used them all
No.742671
>>742669
I have to see what Dutch says, but he probably approved Revytoo to join as well.
So we might be good.
No.742672
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>>742664
Solid never wore an eyepatch. I'd know, I'm his father.
>>742665
Fascinating, it's so... skintight. You "hero" types certainly are extravagant.
>>742667
I thought the small maid was "that ninja."
>>742668
You've already become your own kind of... what's the word, "expy"? I don't really mind.
No.742673
>>742668
>steals them dog treats
>back into hiding
No.742674
>>742666
Do I look like a fucking cloning expert?
Just your everyday regenerating zombie assassin.
>
And this is gonna get confusing real fuckin' quick.
No.742675
>>742669
How would you boys like to make some money.
If this can happen to her, it can happen to the maid with the glasses too.
I don't like the sound of that at all.
>>742670
>
>>
>>742672
No really, "Gas Snake"?
That's just terrible.
>desperately trying to light up
I'm going to have a stroke.
No.742676
>>742674
Yeah, it probably is, as I told the other red guy, if my boss ok's it, I'll work with you guys too and share my room with Revy #2
>>742672
I don't even fucking know...I'm confused as fuck right now.
>>742668
HEY
No.742677
>>742675
I blame sun doge for this
No.742678
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>>742672
She's no Olga, if that's what you mean.
I don't think she knows I know as much Spanish as I do, and that hurts my feelings when she screams at me.
No.742679
>>742671
Who's Dutch?
>>742675
As much as I hate to say it, if the Jackal wants you cloned, you're as good as cloned.
No.742680
>>742675
I thought me and Quentin got rid of Roberta at that dance party
>>742679
the boss of my mercenary company.
Other Revy should of told you we work for someone.
No.742681
>>742675
There already was a third, his name was Solidus. Gas is just stupid.
>>742676
It doesn't get any easier. Raising two smaller copies of yourself is an eye-opening experience.
>
Get it? I only have one eye. It's a pun.
>>742678
She seems so polite though.
No.742682
know what's funny
two Revys
now neither of them will be virgins
No.742683
>>742681
I guess...
>chuckling softly, sipping from a bottle of rum
No.742684
>>742676
Red Hood here will be kind enough to fill you in on the details.
I desperately need to get drunk before I have some kind of panic attack.
Now eat your dog treat, Two Hands.
>>742680
I know you have zero patience, Two Hands, but try to wait until I'm finished before you start gabbing again.
>>742679
He cloned you?
>>742681
Oh. My mistake.
I'd ask to borrow an eyepatch too but I'd rather something along the lines of a sleep mask so I didn't have to see any of this.
No.742685
>>742676
...That's going to make things kinda awkward when we, uh... y'know.
>
I'm not good with the gushy feelings talk and having to guess which one of you two I'm giving it to is gonna be confusing.
No.742686
>>742680
We haven't really chatted much. Usually she's busy yelling at Jay or shooting at someone.
>>742684
Maybe? I mean, I haven't run into one. But I also avoid Young Justice stuff.
>>742685
...wait...are you and Revy a...
No.742687
>>742681
There was some dirt on the sneaking suit and she said my mother sucked goat cock in hell.
Mom never sucked goat cock either here or in hell.
No.742688
>>742683
See, Snake? I can get someone to laugh at my jokes.
>>742684
I tried that once. Turns out I can compensate for having one eye with a gun, but going blind is a fool's deathwish.
>
>>742687
...Weeeeeeell, there was this time in Tselinoyarsk...
No.742689
>>742682
We already arent....
I don't want to delve into that again
>>742685
>>742686
I KNEW SHE WAS FUCKING SOMEONE
DAMN IT ARSENAL YOU LYING SACK OF CRAP
No.742691
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>>742684
>not looking away from the TV
God No! I'd Never Clone A Ginger. Last thing I need is red pubes clogging up my drains.
No.742693
>>742686
Finish that sentence and I'm putting one in your knee.
>>742689
Now hold your fucking horses, I ain't fuckin' anyone goddammit!
No.742694
>>742689
you mean the stuff with Beta?
>>742691
that explains why you never cloned me
"don't you make your own"
SHUT UP!
No.742695
>>742689
I DIDN'T KNOW THEY WERE BANGING! I had a feeling that it was inevitable. But I didn't know it had begun.
>>742693
So you guys aren't...you know...Cause I would hope you would give me the heads up.
No.742696
>>742688
Frankly I don't think I'd mind it much right now.
Having to aim with my nondominant eye in some Afghani shithole was more pleasant.
>>742691
I almost hate to ask, but why.
God why.
No.742697
>>742693
Sure you aren't Todd, sure you're not...
You don't gotta lie to me, knowing me, I would be interested in you. So I understand if you and my clone got frisky
>playful wink
>>742694
No...you used to make fun of me all the time for being "edgy" cause of it..remember
A cop raped me when I was 16.
So yeah...
This ain't anything new
No.742698
>>742690
Bite me.
>
Figuratively I swear to fuck I'll light your goopdick on fire if you actually bite me.
>>742695
Sure. Heads up. Like when Kori and you just started fucking three feet away from me when I was trying to relax.
>>742697
Fuck's sake, this is some Twilight Zone shit and for once I don't have a clue what I'm doin'.
I blame Batman for this.
No.742699
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No.742700
>>742692
EVA was... wild.
>>742696
I hear you.
>>742699
It's a common thing, yes.
>oi tism-kun
>
No.742701
>>742698
Hey, if she's down, we can fufill that twin-threesome fantasy most guys have. I haven't had any in a while
No.742702
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>>742697
so ya got cop rocked? and everyone wonders why I'm anit law
>>742698
don't have a lower half remember and man are you defensive
No.742703
No.742704
>>742702
Well, you gotta realize, 80's new york was fucking hell.. especially Chinatown
No.742706
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>>742700
Yeah?
>
>that
>is a Stand
>small=utility
>thanks, ruurus
Wall Eyes...
No.742707
>>742704
I'm from New York, that should say all of it
No.742708
>>742701
>Jay no
>don't let your dick do the thinking
Sheesh, our Rev's a lot less open about the wanting to bone me.
>>742702
BURN IT UP!
No.742709
>>742700
>deep breath
At least this one seems more prone to doing work.
How do you deal with this sort of thing.
Keep in mind my budget for offshore plants.
No.742710
>>742707
Yeah, I know Cletus
>>742708
Did anyone tell you beforehand how I raped a guy in the closet with a broomhandle?
I'm suprised she didn't get my freakiness being a clone.
>smirking devilishly,lighting a cigarette
No.742711
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>>742705
Broke me up inside when I saw it. Felt like my heart was broken glass. Defiled.
>>742706
Wall Eyes?
>>742709
I sit down outside at night, have a cigar, fifth of bourbon, watch the stars.
It melts the anxiety.
No.742712
>>742708
go with triple bone
>>742710
so how bad ya think it's going to get when ya meet other Revy?
No.742713
>>742710
I was there. Not in the closet but there. I know.
Let's just say I'm not Q. Put somethin' anywhere near my shitter and I miiiiight have to get even.
>>742712
Christ.
No.742714
>>742711
Did you feel like an abandoned child?
No.742715
>>742712
It's either a gunfight or we make out
>>742713
I know you're not Kid Beta...and trust me
I wouldn't mind at all
No.742716
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>>742711
Wall Eyes.
>uh
>Star Plat punches a fissure in the wall
>carves eyes inside the "trenches"
S'where Gappy came from.
What about yours.
No.742717
>>742698
Hey, we were on a big ass island you had lots of options to leave
No.742718
>>742715
can it be both?
>>742713
I went that way and look at me
No.742720
>>742715
I, uh... jeez. I thought I was the flirty one. Goddamn.
>>742717
I was comfy.
>>742718
Yeah but I'm not you. I got worse luck.
No.742721
>>742711
I just might take an order of that.
>distant screaming
Oh no.
No.742722
WHAT
THE
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
No.742723
>>742720
Hehe, its a whole new ballgame with me, kid...
Batter up
>teasingly blowing smoke from my cigarette in your face
No.742724
>>742714
Yes.
And then I was nuclear.
>>742716
Taken from my DNA by a former comrade. Grown artificially, used as weapons against me.
Killed by a younger version of yourself. Can you imagine?
>>742721
Your maid?
No.742726
>>742722
HELLO ME, MEET THE REAL ME
No.742727
>>742722
Uh.
>>742723
Oi!
>doing the exact same thing
>maybe a little less teasingly
Man how the fuck does this stuff even happen to a guy like me.
>>742725
Had a harem. Lost it. Got a singular girlfriend, she ditched me without a word. Now this? What's next?
No.742728
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>>742725
JUMP INSIDE YOUR OWN ASS AND DIE, RED
>>742726
YOU WANNA DIE, SHITHEAD
I'M GONNA GO JOHN ROMERO ON YOUR ASS
No.742729
>>742727
a Revy fight!
>>742728
I'm calling you Loud Revy
No.742730
>>742728
>Cocks gun
MORE LIKE YOU'RE GOING TO DIE YOU FUCKING CLONE FREAK OF NATURE.
LETS FUCKING GO!
No.742731
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>>742724
So remember how we haven't had anybody in the brig in forever.
No.742732
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>>742720
Not as comfy as I was
>>742722
>>742726
Aw shit
No.742734
>>742728
>>742730
Oh goddammit.
>guns go
OI! Nobody's killin' ANYBODY!
>>742732
I knew this would happen!
No.742735
>>742724
Possible.
>
She talks so much, it was bound to happen.
>sign get
I should probably hang onto this.
No.742736
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No.742737
>>742734
......
>slowly pushing a body out the window
No.742738
>>742729
FUCK
>>742730
WHO THE HELL NEEDS GUN, YOU PUSSY CLONE
GET THE FUCK OVER HERE
>leaps on her
>punching intensifies
>>742734
STAY THE FUCK OUTTA THIS, JAY
No.742739
>>742731
Is someone in the brig?
>>742733
The what? My clones.
>>742735
She seems good-hearted.
No.742740
>>742734
>>742736
DONT TELL ME THAT I CANT KILL MYSELF YOU SHITBAG
>>742738
>brawling intensifies
GET THE FUCK OFF OF ME...ME
No.742741
>>742734
>>742736
>pulls out a box of Jr mints
Jr mint?
No.742742
>>742739
Someone's in the brig.
No.742743
>>742737
OH YOU
>>742738
Do I look like your fuckboy salaryman idiot?
>>742740
I'LL SHOOT THE BOTH OF YOU IN THE ASS, SWEAR TO FUCK!
>>742741
Dude! Come on now, this is bad.
No.742744
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>>742739
>...
>...
>...
President of the United States.
Ever pissed you off before.
No.742745
>>742740
SO HURRY UP AND DIE...ME
FUCK THIS IS TOO WEIRD, I'M JUST GONNA CALL YOU BITCH
COME GET YOURS, BITCH
>>742743
AAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUGHHHH
No.742746
>>742742
Who's in the brig?
>>742744
One of my clones was the 43rd President, George Sears.
>
Johnson in the 60's made a joke about me killing my mentor... I liked Kennedy better. Everyone did.
>rrr
Why?
No.742747
>>742743
OUR FUCKBOY SALARYMAN
>>742745
SAME WITH YOU BITCH
No.742748
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>>742739
>furashubacku
>ghost of a smile
She's a real sweetheart.
No.742749
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>>742746
Promise you won't get mad.
No.742750
>>742745
REVYYYYYY
>>742747
YEAH YEAH SAME THING
Goddamn y'know what I'm just gonna watch.
>holsters the fucking huge handguns
No.742751
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>>742746
Funny Valentine, 23rd President.
He hops dimensions, been a pain in the ass for a while.
>...
Similar.
No.742752
>>742748
>feels: recognized
I see...
>distant "Sing"
>no don't tear up
>>742749
Fine. Who.
>>742751
Similar to what?
No.742753
>>742747
WHY THE HELL WON'T YOU GO DOWN
>C-C-C-CROSS COUNTAH
>>742750
FUCK YOU JAY THIS IS LIKE, EUPHORIC OR WHATEVER
No.742755
>>742753
CAUSE WE'RE BOTH A MATCH FOR EACHOTHER YOU STUPID CUNT
No.742756
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No.742757
>>742752
>gestures
Clones. Stands.
All connected somehow.
>put that autismo thinker to the task, Jewj
You look like the old man.
No.742758
>>742752
>sing~
>sing a-ong-ong~
>rare display of empathy achieved
>cigar held out
They're not too bad, you know.
...The blonde one's a piece of work, though.
No.742759
>>742754
Why is Kaz in the brig? I didn't think the subcommander could be taken in unless by me.
>>742757
What is a "Stand"?
>>742758
>nnnnnnngh
David's the only one worth any form of praise. All Eli does is follow down my old warmongering footsteps and try to kill me.
>here he goes again-
>and bodied
No.742760
>>742755
LIKE HELL-oh whatever.
>finally stops punching
Gh...so now what. First to ten paces or some shit?
Only me's me, man.
No.742761
>>742756
Yeah, Jr. Mint. Might as-and they stopped.
No.742762
>>742759
For uh...pinching butts.
It was a democratic decision.
No.742763
>drinking a root beer
well this place sure did get lively
No.742764
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>>742759
Wait for it.
>come on out, lil fraynd
>Stat Plat just wants to shake your hand
>by your head
No.742765
>>742760
Our boyfriend doesn't want us to kill eachother...so I say fuck it at this point and try to live with eachother
No.742766
>>742759
One of the reasons I never had any of my own.
Among others.
No.742767
>>742765
Whatever, can't you fuck off back to Roanapur or something? I quit, if ya didn't kno-
Wait our boyfriend WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU, BITCH
No.742768
>>742762
...Pinching... butts.
>clonks his artificial hand on hid face
Kaz you idiot.
>>742763
I told you, something was in the air.
>>742764
>Master of Puppets peeks out
>...
Oh, my little friend? He's been with me for half of my life.
>>742766
If only I had the choice.
>
But then I wouldn't have David either.
No.742769
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No.742770
>>742768
Certainly looks like it.
No.742771
>>742768
I figured I'd tell you before Ocelot went looking.
We can't afford saying bon voyage to our base commander.
No.742772
>>742767
Todd told me you were fucking...technically it makes him my boyfriend too as we are literally the same person. I was here first though. So you can go to Roanapur.
I FUCKING RAPED A GUY IN THE BROOM CLOSET GOD DAMN IT
No.742773
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>>742768
>Star Plat pinching Mastah's head neatly with one hand
>squeak toy noises
Like Kakyoin.
>KAKYOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN
No.742774
>>742768
Less simple than the broken condom trick, but I suppose it suffices.
You never struck me as a fatherly type anyway.
No.742775
>>742769
>over codec
Kaz. Whose butts were they.
>...
Were they any good?
>>742770
If only I knew what exactly it was.
>>742771
Jeez...
>>742773
>head turning gunmetal gray from the nanomachines
>Stand Link
What are you doing...
No.742777
>>742774
I was never a good father. David could tell you that.
But a grandfather, I'm doing my best.
>
No.742778
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>>742772
WHOEVER SAID THAT'S A DEAD MOTHERFUCKER
...wait, really.
Pfffffffffthahahaha!
No.742779
>>742775
From the looks of it? Crazy. Crazy was in the air.
No.742780
>>742772
Hey! I said we weren't! You're the one goin' on about fuckin' goddammit.
>>742778
I mean I am a dead motherfucker so.
No.742781
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>>742775
You mean whose butt weren't they.
I'm a busy guy, Boss. I have to get all my butt pinching out of the way quick.
>>742776
So a shoutout during the bulletin?
No.742782
>>742778
Yeah, Broomhandle, straight up his ass...
You probably met the guy too, Quentin, he must of shown some fear of you when you first started showing up.
>>742780
No, you directly said that you and her....me...were fucking
No.742783
>>742775
>SQUEEZE
...
>gon bring out the special skeel, homie
No.742784
>>742777
>curses my other one weakness
Mm.
>am I a mom now
>oh god
No.742785
>>742780
You said what.
>>742782
>?
Nah, never heard of 'im. Sounds like a fag anyway.
Fuckin' hell, dude, what's with all the...uh, sex shit.
No.742786
>>742779
We need more crazy sometimes. It gets quiet and eerie here.
>>742781
And that's why you're in the brig.
I put a jigsaw in your artificial arm. You'll have to break out.
>>742783
>low groan
>[M A S T E R O F P U P P E T S]
Stop, please. You're hurting him, and... me.
>>742784
>that pose is familiar...
Sniper Wolf is on her way over.
No.742787
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>>742781
No, just a murmur in the mess hall.
>>742786
Gotta stay crazy to keep from going sane
No.742788
>>742785
Eh..you probably never knew this cause most people don't. We used to be a domme before becoming a merc. after hanging out here for a while, I've sort embraced my sexual side. Mind you , rape is the only thing I've really done
No.742789
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>>742782
Goddammit Two Hands, quit twistin' it.
>>742785
I said we weren't. 'Cause we ain't. Right?
No.742790
>>742780
I think you used the phrase "giving it to" which could very well me giving her the D.
No.742791
>>742786
We-hell! Starting to feel like a regular main character. Might have to change the name, eh Boss?
Remember, the extra content for Snake Eater? When Raiden tried to kill you?
>>742787
Oh no, we're not settling for that.
This is a celebration! You're finally a man now, V.
No.742792
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>>742788
Yeah no shit we used to domme! Doesn't mean we-I-you...fuck it, we don't gotta do that shit anymore 'cause we're makin' keen money, waste of my damn time y'ask me.
>>742789
Uh...
No.742793
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>>742786
>and then Jotaro did something crazy
>he listened
...??
No.742794
>>742786
Hm?
>
...Oh shit, I knew I forgot something.
Well, her lack of presence until now means she took my death in stride. At the very least.
No.742795
>>742787
In a manner of speaking, yes.
>>742791
Snake Eraser... you don't mean?
>>742793
>Mastah back to hiding behind BB's head
Thank you, Jotaro.
>>742794
She's been busy with the dogs and some rivalry with our other ace sniper.
No.742796
>>742791
You know I had plenty before I was a phantom, right?
>>742795
yup
No.742797
>>742792
So you did get those memories...just checking.
Yeah, but pleasure is different than buisness. I mean, you're me before development in an odd sort of way. You were how I used to be.
I mean life isn't fuckin sunshine and rainbows, but killing, money, and dealing with fags is what I've gotten used to.
No.742798
>>742790
Aw shit it really is my bad.
>>742792
...Right?
>
Rev, uh. You're not givin' me an answer here.
No.742799
>>742795
>fuckin'
....
>eyean Mastah
Whaddya call it.
No.742800
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>>742795
Metal Gear Kaz, Boss! Just picture it!
Are you picturing it? Because I might have already launched a sting on Konami headquarters.
It's better to ask forgiveness than permission, right?
>>742796
But how would you know, you were a ghost.
No.742801
>>742798
Gotta choose your wording carefully when that much crazy is involved.
No.742802
>>742797
>rrrrrrrrr
Just keep talkin, bitch. Really doin' a great job'a diggin' your own fuckin' grave.
>spits
Getting used to dealing with fags sounds like shit. Why the hell would I do that?
>>742798
Yeah well with Two Cans the Wondertwin here, I ain't in the mood for talkin'.
No.742803
>>742795
>dogs
A stronger family resemblance than I thought.
>waves off
Both probably using H&Ks, I'll just have to sit this one out.
No.742804
>>742802
Because bullying them is fun
>punches your shoulder playfully
I mean, I know this is strange for you other me...but we can atleast try the best we can to somehow get along. Besides, the only one who is going to end up in a grave is you
>handing you the bottle of rum in my hand
Want a drink?
No.742805
>>742796
So, I need you to help Kaz break out of the brig.
>>742799
I never really gave him a name. Always thought it was a guilt-induced hallucination.
>>742800
You're damn right. We do what we want.
My story is over, anyhow. You must have some to tell, ah?
>>742803
Quiet's are custom made.
...Should get Wolf a Mosin. I never liked the feeling of the SVD. The ones they make now with the all-plastic molds just don't sit well with me.
No.742806
>>742801
Yeah, fair 'nough. I fucked up.
>
And I'm about to fuck up again.
>>742802
Don't need words for this.
>smek
>and grapple to the rafters
No.742807
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>>742800
Ishmael told me
>>742805
How'd he get locked up this time?
No.742808
>>742804
>grunt
>snatches the booze
Quit it with the teacher talk, can't stand it when cunts talk down to me. 'Specially when it's uh, me.
>ssssssssssip
Christ.
>>742806
>
I'm gonna fucking kill that asshole.
No.742809
>>742806
Oh no no no. You are not leaving me here with them
>grapple arrow go
>off to somewhere else he fleis
No.742810
File: 1455598277149.jpg (193.95 KB, 1138x1280, 569:640, tumblr_nw6vjgornS1rwle0mo1….jpg)
>>742805
Well in hindsight there isn't much that happened to me before me was "we", if you understand.
I drew some box art and got excited, that's all.
>>742807
The Moby Dick guy?
No.742811
>>742808
>>742806
Same
>>742808
I'm not trying to be your fucking teacher, I'm just talking to you like how'd I like someone to talk to fucking me in this sort of situation. I know how it is with us.
I mean, we have pretty much everything in common, we can be friends....if ya fuckin want
No.742812
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>>742805
...
...
>tfw no Avdol for naming ceremony
>sad Jo
No.742813
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>>742805
The degradation of the motherland is hardly my problem, Big Boss. Frankly it's profitable.
>wood-stock Dragunov from under the couch
Especially when I hold the monopoly on quality.
No.742814
>>742808
>dangling upside-down from the grapple
Already dead~!
>>742809
Yeesh, I thought we were bros!
>>742811
So Two hands and Rev, that's what I'm gonna call you two.
No.742815
>>742811
>blink
When the hell did I turn into such a queer?
...Eh, fine. If I'm gonna have bitches for friends it might as well be a bitch I know.
That didn't make any sense but fuck it.
>>742814
>twitch
>shoves a stick grenade in his mouth
>yanks the grapple like a pulley
No.742816
>>742813
Oh? Eager to get your little sister her first taste of Russian weaponry?
I lent her the PTRS-41 once. She complained about the weight.
It's an anti-tank rifle, what more could I do?
>>742812
Eh? Why don't you tell me what's wrong.
>>742810
Dammit Kaz.
>>742807
Pinching butts.
No.742817
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>>742810
its my nickname for Boss
>>742816
Again?
No.742818
>>742815
I'm not a queer, ya queer...
A lot has changed...
>>742814
>sees the grenade\
REST IN FUCKING PIECES JAY
No.742819
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>>742816
Boss, I have two arms again.
Do you know how nice it is to be able to brace a piece of paper while you write on it?
I got a little giddy.
>>742817
It only happened the one other time!
Paz shouldn't have worn such short skirts.
>
Now I feel bad.
No.742820
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>>742816
>don't say anything gay
>don't say anything gay
Miss my friends.
>I said something gay
No.742821
>>742815
>grin and a wink
>BOOM
>>742818
>his head's growing back
Regenerating. Zombie. Assassin.
No.742822
>>742816
We Pavlovenas are hardier than we look.
>do I tell him about my new hobby of tossing street signs
But I'd hate to put her out of her element. I'll find her a nice SVD base to build an SVDK on.
No.742823
>>742818
Yeah?
>uh
He ain't gone, y'know.
>>742821
>immediately kicking him in the face
Fuck. Off.
No.742824
>>742817
Again.
>>742819
Konami isn't worth much anyways.
>>742820
So you've lost some too.
>>742822
So generous of you.
No.742825
>>742821
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY ZOMBIES?
No.742826
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>>742824
>you sayin I like dudes
What about it.
No.742827
>>742823
Man you're especially riled up.
>!
Hey, you ever see that Spider-man movie?
>>742825
S'just me, Two Hands. Me and Moon Knight.
No.742828
>>742823
I know, anyways..I thought about it...maybe it's best if I do go back to Roanapur
You stay away from there though, I'll let you and Jason be lovebirds. There's honestly room for only one of us
I'm genuinely thinking of just letting you handle Revy, you do her better justice than I ever did when I was playing as her
>>742827
There was a guy who was a zombie too in a red and black mask, I got a shard of glass through his brain with me jumping through the skylight
No.742829
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>>742819
Kaz.....stop talking
>>742824
>sigh
No.742830
>>742824
>glorious burglar research
>anti-material and anti-personnel
>body armor piercing
>
No.742831
>>742827
Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.
>>742828
Huh?
Fuckin'...
>itches her head
Hell, those shitheels wouldn't survive without one of us there, eh?
>hand out
You call us lovebirds again I'm shankin' you where you stand.
It's coo', man. I have so many as it is
please don't disappear again
No.742832
>>742824
No!
>>742829
But they threw me in jail!
No.742833
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>>742828
Oh, Deadpool. Nah he's alive. Just freaky.
>
What was that about lovebirds?
>>742831
What?
No.742834
>>742831
Not if I shank you first, bitch...and really, the choice is yours, Roy said we could share a room on their island if you want me to stick around
I wouldn't leave, I'd just be playing someone else
>>742833
I'm just fucking with you two..
No.742835
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>rises from swamp
Oh goddammit. Who broke the damn skylight?!
No.742836
>>742826
You feel it too, don't you.
>>742829
I swear, he's so excitable.
>>742830
Dohoho.
>>742832
Konami is garbage. Kojima is good.
No.742838
>Walking in,smirking
Hello my subjects
No.742839
>>742833
Don't you goddamn "what" me.
>>742834
Gah, all this decision making shit is a fuckin' headache.
>hmmm
Right. Let's get wasted as a goin' away present. I'm buyin'.
And by me I mean you.
>cackles
ayyyy
No.742840
>>742834
>you can do this Jay
>hiiiiide the boner
Uh...
>>742839
Well I mean, uh...
>fuckin'
I'm comin' too. Need to get wasted anyways.
No.742841
>>742837
Who the hell are you?! What do you have against using the door like a normal person?
No.742842
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>>742836
>my feet hurt
>I don't like his Stand
>I wish FF was here
...
No.742843
>>742841
>pointing to my clone
We're crazy
>>742839
>cackling as well
sounds like a plan, even though you'll never use it, you get my rape closet
>>742840
Sounds fun, who knows, this night might get crazier
No.742844
>>742836
>ahem
KOJIMA IS GOD
KOJIMA IS GOD
SING IT WITH ME, BOSS
No.742845
>>742844
Only my father, Lord Ozai, is the true god
No.742846
>>742840
I'm gonna waste you, keep this shit up.
Y'ever see that new Spider-Man?
>>742843
Man you are one freaky bitch.
YELLOW FLAG AHOY
>stomps out
No.742847
>>742845
What an interesting opinion.
No.742848
>>742846
>Following me out, looking upon the legion for the last time
No.742849
>>742847
>opinion
Its a fact you whelp
No.742850
>>742843
Yeah most people who frequent a place called the Hall of Doom are crazy. Try again
No.742851
>>742845
Well hello jailbait!
No.742852
>>742842
It's alright. I understand.
>>742844
>ahem
KOJIMA IS GOD.
>>742851
KAZ N-when did you get here weren't you in the brig?
No.742853
>>742849
As I said, an interesting opinion.
It might also behoove you to know that your father is dead and buried.
Personally I found it a little irritating your previous Avatar was so unwilling to do his job, but it's not like I was waiting for anything.
Now perhaps you might not speak your mind so depressingly bluntly to people you shouldn't.
No.742854
>washing out the coffee pot
If I make a fresh pot is anyone else going to want some?
No.742855
>>742851
Who are you?
and J-Jailbait?
DONT YOU EVEN...
I'm Princess Azula of the Fire Nation you pedophile.
>>742853
I know he's dead, Doesn't mean he isn't still god
No.742856
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>>742852
>guh
>[Jotaro withdraws coolly]
No.742857
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>>742852
KOJIMA IS GOD
>puts a finger over his mouth
>>742855
Kaz Miller, but you can call me your knight in shining armor.
No.742858
>>742855
A dead god.
How fitting.
That would make you a goddess, wouldn't it.
No.742859
>>742854
Coffee would be great.
>>742856
I feel for the boy.
>>742857
Kaaaaaaaaaaaaaz. You're playing with fire.
No.742860
>>742857
Unless you want to end up burnt to a crisp, I suggest you don't play those games with me.
>>742857
Pretty much, I mean I am the rightful heir and not my brother Zuzu
No.742862
Miss Bala, you are drooling.
No.742863
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>>742859
The world called for wetwork, and we answered.
>>742860
But a game would involve a losing state.
And you always win when you're with Miller.
No.742864
>>742861
Blacker than the blackest black, times infinity.
>BOSS NO
>>742863
KAZ NO!
No.742865
>>742862
>Sees someone that looks around my age
Hello there
>>742863
>throws a blue fireball at you
No.742866
>>742860
Now I'm curious.
What would you do if another claimed your throne.
No.742867
>>742864
KAZ YES
>>742865
>
>
>
This is fine.
No.742868
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>>742864
So just black then? Maybe also Decaf?
No.742869
>>742862
>oh yeah baby you fine-tune that jamming problem
>
>uh
>leeeeeeeeeeean
No.742870
>>742866
If it wasn't forced and I didn't go crazy, challenge him to combat or seduce my way up. Eh, I got to do what I got to do...
Hell, as far as I know, the Fire Nation is long gone and was replaced by a cityscape..
>>742867
Also, before you try again, I'm actually a lesbian
No.742871
>>742865
Eh?
>observing the fireball
>h e l p
>shrinks back
>>742869
>reaching into her bun
>handkerchief get
>dabdab
Did you have a good dream?
No.742872
>>742867
KAAAAAAAAAAZ
>throwing his overcoat over friendfu to extinguish the flames
>>742868
Yes. Black decaf. I'm getting old, the good stuff's too good now. It's a shame.
No.742873
>>742870
Now that's a prescient thing to say.
>when did he get that wine glass
>sippan
You've been away for a long time, Azula.
No.742874
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>>742872
I'll put a pot of Decaf on the second maker
>thank God we made sure to have two.
No.742875
>>742870
But that's every man's dream!
To show the carpetmuncher the ways of true lovin'!
>>742872
>muffled BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSS
No.742876
>>742871
>uh
>legs closed
Only the kind that ends.
>no more Two Hands'
>my coping systems are working
No.742877
>>742873
I've been in this universe for a long time
I actually did get to meet me as an old lady through my great-nephew.
I actually do have a good life.I was forgiven of everything but exiled with my lover, who is my lover now, but she never shows up so I play around....but yeah, who are you if I may ask?
>>742875
Unfortunately
>gathering lightning in her hand
it's going to be your nightmare if you don't shut up.
No.742878
>>742876
>
You were smiling.
No.742879
>>742871
GET DOWN!
>Out of nowhere Char pulls Minimaid out of the way of oncoming danger
No.742880
>>742874
Much appreciated, Black Manta.
>>742875
Kaz you have to stop, we don't have lightning insurance!
No.742881
>>742877
Not entirely pertinent to the conversation at hand, but I'm sure you at least took pleasure in hearing your own voice.
Unfortunately, I'm not one to be spited.
>
Me?
Why I'm the Devil, of course.
No.742882
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>>742877
>
>>742880
Well why didn't you say so!
No.742883
>>742880
No problem man. Might as well get along with all of you since it doesn't seem like any of you are leaving what used to be a pretty sweet base of operations
No.742884
>>742878
>this kid
Only a fluke, I assure you.
>uh
>headpats
>>742879
>u wot
>gun drawn in an instant
And what do you think you're doing.
No.742885
>>742881
Wow...really?
The Devil?
Hows my dad doing?
>chuckling softly
No.742886
>>742879
Que-WAAAH!
>and the minimaid has been pulled
W-what are joo doing??
>>742884
>woo headpats
>calman down
No.742887
>>742882
That was a close call.
>>742883
We're all criminals here.
>
Right now at least.
No.742888
>>742885
I don't make it a point to visit the homeland these days.
Nor to do the bidding of upstart little brats.
No.742889
>>742884
>>742886
No time!! The flame kid's a monster!
>Shoves minimaid into Balalaika's arms
TAKE'R AN' GO!!
No.742890
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>>742888
I wasn't asking for you to do my bidding..I just genuinely wanted to know, sir... I have the utmost respect for you.
No.742891
>>742887
No...I know. Just...going through some shit. Used to be I could come here to relax, do a puzzle, plan how to murder the Justice League. You know, regular Monday night shit.
Now it just feels like a daycare for bad people.
No.742892
>>742887
You worry too much.
...Boss? How did I get out of the brig?
No.742893
No.742894
>>742891
I understand how babysitting feels, I had to deal with two idiots when I was going after the avatar...
And yes, I just called my girlfriend an idiot
No.742895
>>742891
It's simple, you manipulate Batman's paranoia and he'll destroy the League himself.
>
It does look that way.
>>742892
You're not in the brig?
No.742896
>>742886
>sheesh
We're going shopping for my sister.
I've about had it with the family name being tarnished with inferior German craftsmanship.
It might be time to replace that Lake, hm?
>>742889
What are you talking about, you dolt.
>points at Azula
She's a distracted teenager.
And haven't you heard, bullets are faster than fire.
No.742897
>>742895
I'm not in the brig?
No.742898
>>742889
I do not understand!
>>742896
>huggan her Lake
Replace it with what?
No.742899
>>742894
>siiiip
If you're calling her an idiot, then you probably aren't a very good girlfriend.
>>742895
Tried it. Didnt work.
No.742900
>>742890
Sympathy for the Devil is a Stones song, not a way of life.
>purdy wings
You think the people who have your respect always want it? That's highly conceited.
No.742901
>>742899
She's still my girlfriend, she just never comes around anymore...
>sighs
>>742900
I'm a princess, my whole life is kind of built around being conceited
No.742902
>>742897
When did you... do you have a Stand?
>>742899
Darn.
No.742903
>>742896
>Bug eye'd
>Shaking his head
>Already army crawling away under the sofa
No.742905
>>742903
Why are you afraid of me?
I'm just a lesbian who can burn things
No.742906
>>742898
Hmmm.
>tapping her chin
An ICS-190 fits you better.
You wouldn't sacrifice ammo capacity and carrying it around would no longer be an issue.
>>742903
>what a strange man
No.742907
>>742901
Probably because you call her an idiot to complete strangers.
>>742902
>>742904
Eh. When ya run this game, you get used to things not working out
No.742908
>>742907
She loves me though, I'm the only friend she has..
No.742909
>>742901
And therein lies the problem.
As you were, Azula.
>Stairway to Heaven's out
No.742910
>>742906
But I like my China Lake. It has a bayonet. And a solid stock to hit with!
No.742911
>>742905
POCKET SAND!!
>Out the door and over the balcony into the safety of the swamp waters
No.742912
>>742902
Boss, quit playing around.
Boss?
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSS!
No.742913
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>>742911
>Throwing fire indiscriminantly cause blinded
AVATAR DAMN IT
No.742914
>>742910
Ah?
>
Backtalking your employer, are we?
That's not how you found a healthy working relationship, boytchka
No.742915
>>742908
You sure about that?
No.742917
>>742907
Usually my failures end with thousands dead and myself in a coma.
>>742912
KAAAAAAAAZ
No.742918
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>>742916
Well that's good.
>siiiip
No.742919
>>742914
>continuing to hug the Lake
>
No.742920
>>742917
Jesus. You gotta manage you damages more.
No.742921
>>742919
>fuu
What's that? You'll have to speak u-
>ring ring
>god damn it
This better be good, Boris.
>...
Now that is good news.
No.742922
>>742921
What is happened?
No.742923
>>742919
>walking over to the girl hugging the grenade launcher
Never seen anything like that before, it's pretty cool, back where I'm from, we don't have anything like this yet
No.742924
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>sniff sniff
The coffee in this place smells like shit.
>Lying.
Aw shaddap.
No.742925
>>742922
It seems Mister Chang is down and out with the flu right now. I suppose that's what he deserves for spending malaria net money on hookers.
So we're going to pay him a visit and "look after" his southern neighborhood assets.
>gonna see bacon in the field, mini
No.742926
>>742923
Eh? It is very old.
>>742925
Watching assets?
No.742927
>>742926
Not in terms of me
I come before grenades even existed, I mean we do have like old school arrow type rocket launchers...but nothing like this
No.742928
Now this is something I haven't done in awhile...
No.742930
>>742926
Watching assets, hostile takeovers.
There's too much wiggle room in this business to make any calls on morality. We make it up as we go along.
>>742928
From what I heard you've just been doing a different kind of fishing.
No.742931
>>742928
>out on the line
Can we talk this over!?
No.742932
>>742927
Bat joo look as young as me?
>>742928
>fishing in a swamp
There are fish?
>>742930
>click
Joo will be needing me?
No.742933
>>742932
But we come from different time periods you see
No.742934
>>742929
Hm? How's it going, girly?
>>742930
>[25% sweat]
Yeah? How so?
>>742931
>hefting the rod
No can do, my friend. I saw you nicking some of my anchovies to use as a side dish, so this is your repayment.
>>742932
All you gotta do is be patient and use good bait.
No.742935
>>742934
It's going fine, got sand thrown in my face today, but besides that, I'm good. You Sir?
No.742936
>>742932
I don't think I could very well do it without you.
Chang has a tendency to not bother with racketeering for a cleaner community, there will be plenty of small spaces I'll need you for.
>>742934
A little birdie told me.
>holds up a chocolate bird
>"To You On This Valentine's Day, Let's Go Have A Roll In The Hay"
No.742937
>>742935
>Somewhere in the swamp having a war flashback
No.742938
>>742933
Joo what?
>mini's a simple maid and what is time travel
>>742934
>spies the bait
>internally satisfied
>externally meido
I understand.
>>742936
Jes!
>[excitement]
>poor mini
>>742937
He appears to be sad...
No.742939
>>742934
BUT I NEEDED THEM
LANCER YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, I WAS LITERALLY STARVING
I HADN'T EATEN FOR AT LEAST 20 MINUTES
No.742940
>>742938
No time travel at all, basically, I came from the past, we're the same age except not...
I can't get any simpler than that
>>742937
By Ozai's soul, this makes me nervous
No.742941
>>742935
Me, I'm experimenting with some new bait as of today.
>hefts the rod again, holding the blonde just over the water
>>742936
>!
>wait no, that can't be right
Ah, so you're actually surprisingly popular with the guys, huh?
>>742938
You a fan of seafood?
>>742939
Sorry, but that stuff ain't free, and I got big fish to catch.
>!!!
Alright, hold steady now, I see something in the water!
>holding him just above the water
No.742942
>>742938
>I'll never tell
You have enough ammunition?
The China Lake isn't widely used anymore, you know. Finding those grenades isn't as easy as it seems.
>>742941
It seems more fools than I realized would rather write notes to an old woman like me.
>munching the bird
Still, it's a useful tool.
No.742944
>>742939
>this idiot's intake could feed a whole barrio
>salt levels: high
>>742940
Who said time travel?
>
I do not understand, you are older and not older?
>>742941
Jes I do like fish.
>>742942
40mm grenades are still used. It is de other type of ammunition like flechette dat is rare.
>:3c
I like flechette.
No.742945
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>>742944
Technically, there's two realities going on at once right now
one where I'm an old lady, living on an island with my girlfriend, one where I'm here and havent aged yet, stop being such a imbecile
No.742946
>>742941
>!!
Whatever shall I do!
>oh wait
>Super Sacred Art of Walking On Water Style: Walking On Water
>
Having as confusing a genealogy as I do is nice sometimes.
>>742943
It's nice once you get used to the freezing water.
>>742944
>such is life as a Saber
No.742947
>>742946
Yeah, I'm more into the heat though
No.742948
>>742944
I didn't know I was dealing with Encyclopedia коричневый here.
>guh
So much for that joke.
I want you and Boris to lead. It shouldn't be anything more than menial stuff, but the real fun comes later.
No.742949
>>742945
>understanding: no
I... what?
>just pulls a plate of quarter inch thick pancakes out of her huge ass sleeves
>and stuffs one into Azula's mouth to shut her up
Shhhh.
>>742946
>terrible person
>>742948
We get to have fun?
>eyes gleaming with HOPE
No.742950
>>742949
>feels her mouth filled with pancake
MPHNMMHPMHPMHPMH
No.742951
>>742947
You might have a better time with the pale one with the huge spear. I'm just simple bait is all.
>>742949
>looking at the shark
I wonder...
No.742952
>>742942
Aren't you just the femmest fatale on the street. And they say I'm the fisherman.
>>742943
The fun part comes right after, when I gotta kill the fish.
>>742944
I'll be sure to fillet it nicely then.
>>742946
Well, at least you're playing the art of bait properly.
>one two and heave
>pulls Arty clear as the monster jumps out of the water
Alright, here we go!
>engages the monster as they both go flying further into the swamp
be back in a bit
No.742953
>>742951
I figured I would, you seem like kind of a brat anyway
>>742952
Hey, you got me, I can instantly cook the fish
No.742954
>>742949
>
>that smile's just a liiiiiiiittle unsettling
Fun for us, perhaps.
>>742952
If the fish get caught, it's there fault for being dumb enough to fall for the bait.
>throws a dog treat after him
No.742955
>>742950
I do not understand your words, it is confusing.
>>742951
Eh?
>>742954
>she's already used to the "it won't be fun" smile
Oh...
No.742956
>>742952
>rolling and flipping
>pose in mid air
>OH HEAVENLY LIGHT, SHINE ON ME
>lands on the bank
I can never understand how that one ever gets bored.
>>742953
A brat? In armor this nice?
That's a new one indeed, and to who do I owe the pleasure of receiving this new moniker.
No.742957
>>742956
Princess Azula of the former Fire Nation
>lighting a small fire in my hand
And who might you be, curr?
No.742958
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>>742955
Now now, pouting doesn't look good on you.
It's been long enough that you should see every aspect of the work Hotel Moscow does.
As much as that sounds like a bad spy romance, information is key.
>boosts onto her hip
We'll get churros or something, they help drown out the screams.
No.742959
>>742957
>!
Such an impressive title! I had no idea I was in the presence of royalty.
>takes a knee
There's another name given to me but it's obviously not as fulfilling as former princess, so I implore you to call me Saber.
No.742960
>>742959
Sweet, he knows his place..
You're not so bad after all..
No.742961
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>>742960
I pride myself on knowing when to be at the right place at the right time. If you'll excuse me for a moment.
>walks back out onto the swamp
>on the water
>who's this guy think he is, Jesus
>spears the shark with his sword
>eating it raw
No.742962
>>742961
>Smiling softly as you walk off,taking a seat on the couch
No.742963
>>742958
>!
Really, churros?!
>[EXCITED]
No.742964
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No.742965
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>>742963
Depending on weather, sure.
And if the place got bombed in the night, it happens.
>and I am going to film your hamster cheeks
>
>tucks a camera lens back into the cleave
No.742966
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>>742962
I wonder if there's any salt left...
>>742964
>?
No.742967
>>742965
>
I have not had churros in jears!
>she's gonna get dat pastry
>if she's gotta gun a fool down for it
No.742968
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No.742969
>>742967
I think it's been a while since either of us have had any sugar.
>Bala what
>strolls out
No.742970
>>742969
>discreetly climbed up Bala's suit from under
>Mini how
No.742971
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>>742968
Well that's only vaguely ominous.
>distant lightning strike
There we go.
>holds the remainder of the shark out
I didn't know sharks could suddenly appear in freshwater but I have no complaints.
No.742972
>dragging the huge Plesioth corpse back
>
Tasty.
No.742973
>>742972
>pop
>how long was Mini on your back Cu?
What is dat?
No.742974
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>>742972
>rides by, spearing the monster fish
NEVER TAKE YOUR EYES OFF THE PRIZE, BOY
No.742976
>>742973
>>742975
What the- How long have you been there?
>>742974
OI!
>Gae Bolg: Soaring Spear that Strikes with Ownership
>launches multiple Bolgs
>nailing the corpse to the ground
No.742977
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>>742976
>blink
What do joo mean?
>wait where did it go
>eyeing Bara
>grrrrrrrr
>smol stomach rumbling
...
...
>!
Oh no, my dress! It will get dirty!
>flip
>presto clothes change-o
No.742978
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>>742976
WAHAHAHAHA!
You're trying to hurt me, with spears?
Who do you think perfected the sarisa, boy?
>laughing to himself
>goes to bite fishy
>eats hand instead
Ack!
No.742979
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>>742977
Have you been on my back the whole time I was hunting?
>>742978
If you wanted a share you can always just asked you red giant.
No.742980
>>742979
Bah, but then there's always that chance you'll say no! Or hesitate! Or do anything, really.
>gigapone poofs away
>Unit Oxen cleared for takeoff
Not willing to share with a traveling conqueror, eh?
No.742981
>>742979
No. But I got hungry and came back.
No.742982
>>742980
Of course I'll share you fat oaf. I can't eat that much by myself.
>>742981
Thank goodness.
>pulls out a hunting knife
Ever carved up a monster before?
No.742983
>>742982
I have only seen de monstruos dat visit here and people act like is normal.
>undoing her bun
>flow hair flow
>hand out for the knife
It is already dead, I do not have to fear.
No.742984
>>742982
Jealous of my imposing figure, eh?
>plonks down
>minor earthquake
Bah, you Knights Classes are all such gluttons. It does me proud to see even the proud ones fall to human vices!
Or some such.
>poking Cu
You could use a sandwich.
No.742985
>>742983
Your hair ain't half bad when it's down.
>hands the knife over
The chest muscles are rather strong, so don't be surprised if you gotta do a lot of sawing.
>>742984
If by "Knight Classes" you mean "Saber", then yes, you're right. I eat just enough thank you. It's why I brought back that thing.
>gestures at the monster
No.742986
>>742985
>now that her arms are visible
>cheiba muscle definition
It's like a big chupacabra!
>[intense knife action]
No.742987
>>742985
Without carving your own piece out first?
You don't really intend to go hungry, do you.
No.742988
>>742986
Something like that.
>mirin' the aesthetics
Not, bad, not bad!
>>742987
>holding the half-eaten leg
I've taken my share. There's more than enough for everyone else. Unless Saber shows up.
No.742989
>>742988
Not bad? But I have not finished cutting and it is not seasoned.
>he don't mean the monster you dip
No.742990
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>>742988
>holding the rest of the carcass up to his mouth
>sheepish consumption
You forget who you're dealing with, Lancer.
>pats his stomach
And that was just a tad undercooked, don't you think?
>grin
No.742992
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>>742989
>>742991
Oh I know. I'm just admiring another piece of choice meat.
>>742990
>snorts
Just how hungry are you? I should call Archer to cook this up.
>!
Oh, speaking of Archer, you keen for a wedding?
No.742993
>>742992
I've been busy, boy! Conquering a chain of islands isn't as easy for me as it is for some. But what a challenge!
>playing with Cu's fishing pole
Ah, a wedding?
I don't know about that, it's sad to a watch a man so happy to be stripped of his freedom.
No.742994
>>742992
Did joo want a different cut?
>huge circular slab carved out
>Mini's pulling glass spice containers out from her coat pockets
>spic cookan in progress
No.742995
>>742993
>topkek
Is it really losing when it wasn't there before?
>>742994
I'm a fan of thigh meat over breast meat.
No.742996
>>742995
De thighs are too tough for me to cut...
>pout
>Cu you're hitting on a child
>she's younger than Rin
No.742997
>>742995
Ha! Every man has the capability to be free, it's up to him to put himself right in order to use it.
That sounded good, eh?
>takes another huge bite
Bah, plus suits are far too constricting. They make you wear pants!
No.742998
>>742996
>fuck you green letters thigh meat is juicier
Cut what you can in that case, I'll do the rest.
>>742997
But-
>looks down
Huh. I never noticed that... Isn't that weird?
No.742999
>>742998
>also looks down
>arrows pointing to his lack of pants
Eh?
No.743000
>>742998
>LEWD
Jes, okay.
>that knife is now blunt and stuck
...
>tugging on it with both hands like it's Caliburn
No.743001
>>742999
How can you not wear pants! Isn't there...
>shudders
Tell me you're wearing something under there.
>>743000
>tfw runic enhanced blade
How the hell'd you manage to get it stuck?
>taps the handle
Oh, it's flat.
>rechargan
>knife glows for a bit
Try agian.
No.743002
>>743001
>she was still tugging
>and now she's in the air
Wah!
>
No.743003
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>>743001
I hear they have a word for it these days, going commando!
What a great term for the freest of all clothing related expressions!
>gust of wind blows by
Ahhhh, what a nice draft.
No.743004
>>743002
>catches the tiny
>snorts
You're hopeless.
>>743003
MY EYES! MY EYES! AUGH - OH GOD!
No.743005
>>743004
>GRRRR
I am not hopeless! I can be of juse, I am not a burden!
>inferiority complex: activated
Do not underestimate me!
No.743006
>>743004
GAZE AT IT, BOY
EMBARRASSMENT JUST MEANS YOU'RE EMBARRASSED TO FREE YOURSELF
THE SHACKLES OF DENIM SHALL NOT TAKE ANOTHER FROM ME, SO SAYS ALEXANDER!
Except Levi's those are comfy and easy to wear!
No.743007
>>743005
Whoa whoa, enough with the yapping, Tiny.
>>743006
DUDE THIS IS SEXUAL HARASSMENT!
No.743008
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>>743007
LET US FIGHT LIKE MEN
No.743009
>>743007
Me llamo Fabiola Iglesias. Do not call me Tiny!
>wriggling in his grasp like an aggressive fish
No.743011
>>743008
PUT SOME FUCKING PANTS ON!
>>743009
>>743010
This is almost adorable.
>drops her
No.743013
>>743011
DOES A MAN SHIRK HIS DESTINY?
NO, HE CREATES HIS OWN! AND ISN'T CONTENT WITH ANYTHING ELSE!
DO NOT FEAR THE LIGHT, THERE IS SAFETY IN NUMBERS!
IONIOI HETAIROI!
>pop goes the bubble
>they're all pantsless
No.743014
>>743012
>headpat
Hey, you landed on your feet.
>>743013
THERE'S A 15 YEAR OLD GIRL HERE HOLY SHIT RIDER.
No.743015
>Carried in by Hystery
>Plopped on the floor
Ooof.. goodness.
>Shakes it off like a wolf
No.743016
>>743013
>what is this
>why are there pantsless men everywhere
>
>>743014
>yeah that's nice, witnessing a reality marble going on
>knowledge of magic: nonexistent
>she's wigging the fuck out, capn'
No.743017
No.743018
>>743015
>!
That's a tiger I haven't seen in a long time... And a little one, too?
No.743019
>>743016
>shielding her eyes with his arm
I'm so sorry.
No.743020
>>743016
>welcome to Hell Heaven Hell
No.743021
>>743019
W-what is happening? Where are we? WHAT HAPPENED?!
>hysteria levels climbing
>>743020
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
No.743022
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>>743018
>Dusting herself off
>Looks back at the Tsubasa Tiger
Must you always toss me around as such, one of these days I may come across a fracture then Hanekawa will be very upset if I cannot hunt.
>Internally Awoo's
>Ears fluttering around and they turn to you before she hides them under her hood.
Mistress Ahri.
>Curtsey
Pardon the commotion, it has been many moons since I've seen you last. A pleasure as always.
No.743023
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>>743021
STAND BY MY COMPANIONS
DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
No.743024
>>743020
At least make them wear pants!
>>743021
>how do you stop a chihuahua from trembling
>trying to shield her from the dongs
>>743023
OH GOOD GOD WHY.
No.743025
>>743023
>hysterical meido voice drowned out by ten thousand URRRRAAAAAAAAAAAs
>>743024
>burying her face into Cu
>please make them go away
No.743026
>New Bread?? Getting laggy
>Timepire
No.743027
>>743022
If such gentle treatment will really injure you then more training is required.
>yawns
>lies down
No.743028
>>743024
PANTS ARE A TRAITOR'S WEAPON
>Rider that doesn't mean anything
>>743025
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>charging right off a cliff
>into a waiting pirate ship
>bubble release in 3...2...
No.743029
>>743022
When did you meet the Tiger? I don't think I remember sis telling me about this.
No.743030
>>743025
Just hold on for a little bit longer, Tiny!
>>743028
ALL YOUR SOLDIERS ARE WEARING PANTS!
No.743031
>>743028
>what
>>743030
>still trembling like a chihuahua
>tearing up a little
>brain: turned off
>all you need is scream
No.743032
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>>743027
>Pauses
Yes. I most definitely agree with your logic, forgive me, for I am not worthy.
>Kneels her head under you
>75% Unworthy
>Poor Red, she's too kind for this World.. unknown to her she hides a secret, one very bloody secret
>>743029
>Bowing before the Tiger
Mistress Hanekawa has allowed my travels to be accompanied until my skills have improved. I still have much to learn.
No.743033
>>743031
Oi, Tiny.
>patting her head in the huggu
No.743034
>>743033
>lip: bit
>hard enough to draw blood
>earth to tiny
>come in tiny
No.743035
>>743032
Enough with the theatrics, child. I know you have the talent, you simply need to accept it.
No.743036
>>743032
Did you blackmail her or something?!
No.743037
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>>743034
>...
>Bala you owe me
>patpat
It's alright, Fabiola. It's all gone now.
No.743038
>>743037
>HELP
>I NEED SOMEBODY
>HELP
>NOT JUST ANYBODY
>HELP
>quaking mildly slows down
No.743039
>>743034
>Ears turn your way under her hood
>Sniff sniff
>That smell, that smell is quite familiar. What in heavens could smell so sweet in night..
>Sniff sniff
>What aroma has possessed me to feel such.. hunger.
>>743035
I will cease at once.
>Lifts her head
>Sniff sniff
It smells like.. like..
>Pauses
I can't grasp what it is.
>Eyes turning an envious green with excitement
>>743036
I would never do such a travesty unto my Master! She had been nothing but good to me since my arrival. To have such thoughts is sickening.
No.743040
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>>743038
There we go.
>>743039
>notices the hungry gaze
>glaring back
No.743041
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>>743039
>eyes dart to the smol awoo
>you know what's more pungent than blood?
>cordite
>Mini smells like explosions and gunpowder
>>743040
I... what was that...?
No.743042
>>743039
Hmm?
>notices the green eyes
Hm.
>you have the tiger's attention now
No.743043
>>743039
That's surprisingly out of character for her.
>squints
I suppose you are a little like Gokotai in that regard...
No.743044
>>743041
Magic. You feeling alright?
No.743045
>eating a salami sandwich
No.743046
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>>743040
>Unaware, she hasn't turned her head only her ears.
>>743041
>It's smells like dirty blood ;)
>Continues taking in the smell of deliciousness.
>!
>Finally turns her head, green bright eyes lookin'
>Awoo?
>>743042
I have smelled this before, dare I say I think my tongue has tasted it before.
>Having fleeting images of what it could be
I- I just cant. Heavens what was that?
>Aaaaand back to those pretty blue's
>>743043
I beg your pardon, who is Gokotai?
No.743047
>>743044
Magic is... real?
>head spinning
I am just a maid, this is all too much.
>>743046
>that's nitroglycerin
>cordite reeks of sulfur
...
>Why is that girl staring at me like I am a steak?
No.743048
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>>743046
What the fuck is that supposed to be.
Looks like one of those Fables guys.
>Lying
Who asked you.
No.743049
>>743045
>oh god that is one ugly cat
>>743047
If it weren't for it you wouldn't be seeing this handsome mug around.
No.743050
>>743046
You tell me, child. It's happened enough times.
No.743051
>>743046
My cute little nephew, my sister's son.
No.743052
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>>743049
Best that you start thinking nicer.
>nods to the cat monstrosity
>rrrrr
She knows if you've been bad or good, so be good for goodness sake.
>>743050
Now that is one big ass cat.
>Lying
Don't be salty.
No.743053
>>743049
...I am very far out of my depth.
No.743054
>>743047
>She's totally unaware
>DownWithTheSickness.jpg
>Feeling over
G-greetings
>>743048
>Repulsed
Such rude words.
>>743050
I can't, I am trying but the thought evades me so.
>Tummy grumbles
>Pulls out a sandwich
>Offers you half
>>743051
>Son?
She, she had a son? Nevermind I mustn't intrude into her personal affairs.
>Nomnom
>Looks at you
>Blink blink
>Offers you half of her half.
No.743055
>>743052
R-right...
>>743053
Don't fret so much, Tiny. You've got people looking out for you.
No.743056
>>743054
Err... ah, hello.
>>743055
>pout
My name is not Tiny.
No.743057
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>>743054
>shakes its head
Perhaps it has something to do with your helplessness.
No.743058
>>743054
Little girl I know words that haven't even been invented yet on this rock.
>Lying.
Well I would if I ever bothered to read.
She look funny to you, Cat?
>lack of cat noises
Right, right.
>>743055
Well? Anything else to say?
That yessir, nosir crap flies with the rest of them, maybe, but it's just weird for me.
>
Standoffish-ass tiger.
No.743059
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>>743054
It's alright, I've already eaten.
>pats her belly
He lives with our mum out on the temple. He's not good with other people.
No.743060
>>743058
Just wondering what a skinhead with a big cat is doing dropping christmas references..
>looks at the tiger
>shrugs
No.743061
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>>743056
>Curtseys
Good evening. Do you fare well? You look a bit pale.
>>743057
I can no longer feel such a thing as I did minutes ago. Maybe soon it will arrive to me.
>Bundles up the half in a napkin
I feel as if a hole has been burned away from my memories.
>Sigh
>>743058
Me? Funny? N-no. Whatever do you mean?
>Fixing her hood
>>743059
Of course, it is of no worry. I have heard some speak of your mother, but not much.
>Looks down
I haven't seen my mother in so very much. I hope the almighty has granted her health and serenity since my disappearance.
No.743062
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>>743060
Chris-what?
Damn you Terrans are weird.
>appraising
Big fella like you, probably some money out for your head.
>>743061
>
Give 'er a looksie, Cat. See what we're dealing with.
>big ol aqua hairless runnin round you, gurl
No.743063
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>>743061
I am not pale. Just confused and tired and very uncomfortable with how joo look at me like I am food.
No.743064
>>743056
Pouting's pretty unbecoming of a maid.
>grin
>>743062
I'd like to think not. I'm not worth it, trust me.
No.743065
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>>743062
>turning around in circles looking at kitty
Heavens what are you doing.
>Dizzy Red is Dizzy
>Urge to chase kitty: ~25%
>>743063
>!
F-food? Please I harbor no such thoughts. I am so very sorry if I gave an impression of such.
No.743066
>>743061
Memories are beyond the scope of my abilities. Perhaps the fox will be able to help.
>>743062
>staaaare
>the spot of cat sidekick has already been filled
No.743067
>>743064
Ghh-! It is not my fault!
>stomping her foot on the ground like a child
>>743065
I recognize a predatory glance when I see it.
No.743068
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>>743061
Bring it up with sis and see what happens.
>?
You were separated from your mother?
No.743069
>>743064
That's what they all say.
Usually it's a variation of "please don't break my butt, The Will" but that'll do for right now.
>>743065
>Cat comes crawling back to capeman
Bad news, huh.
>...
I was afraid you'd say that.
>>743066
Oh so now you give a shit.
Too late, ugly. I don't swing that easily.
No.743070
>>743067
Are you like this with Bala?
>chuckling
>>743069
I'm just not a fan of having to beat up strangers in front of children.
No.743071
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>>743066
I believe this is matter I must arrive on my own. To stress outside mechanics into this may cause an unnatural recession of things.
>Looking at you for any sign of approval
>>743067
I must disagree, I would never look at someone as such. Please forgive any misunderstandings.
>She has no clue, instincts just took over.
>>743068
Are you sure that to be a wise decision?
>Looks down
I wasn't necessarily separated as the word entails- I had to banish myself from my village.
>>743069
Bad news? What? What is it speaking about?
>Spooked Red is Spooked
No.743072
>>743070
Guh... please do not tell the mistress, it is unprofessional of me.
>>743071
Whether or not joo would is not de question. Joo did.
>frown
Joo are like a wolf. Eyes dat hunger for meat.
No.743073
>>743069
>low growl
>phasers set to: ignore
>>743071
>internally tiger
>externally tiger
You think you can do this by yourself?
>bows its head
Follow your own path and I will be there to watch over you.
No.743074
>>743070
>?
>finally notices tinymaid
Hell.
>
Guess you get off lucky this time. I'd hate it if you turned stoolie for anybody, though.
>Lying
I know that, you stupid cat!
>>743071
What's it look like.
S'a Lying Cat. Tells you if you're lying.
Pretty self-explanatory if you ask me.
>>743073
Yeah that's right.
No.743075
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>>743071
>crouching down to look at her face
How come?
No.743076
>>743072
You've got big brother Lancer to keep your secret safe. It's nice to see you not so uptight.
>>743074
So the cat tells you when someone's lying, the hell do you do?
No.743077
>>743072
>Shocked
>Wants to protest but doesn't for she isn't one to lie
Heavens, I-I don't know what to say.
>Ears under her hood go flat
>>743074
I will, there are still many things I must discover about my curse condition.
>>743074
I have not lied anything. I am not a liar.
>>743075
I have fallen ill to a condition that doesn't allow me to return home.. or rather I would be burned for at the stake.
No.743078
>>743076
I am not uptight, I am just...
>uptight
Guhhh!
>visibly deflates
I feel so powerless, it is a wonder miss Bala even endangers herself here.
>>743077
Just... do not try to eat me.
I do not want to have to defend myself.
No.743079
>>743076
You have to ask?
>>743077
"lied anything"
I'm not even from this stupid planet and I speak more better than you.
>Lyin-
Don't even think about it.
No.743080
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>Marc
>why are you in a straitjacket
>Marc this has to stop
No.743081
>>743077
>licks the hood off
Do not neglect your hunting.
No.743082
>>743077
You're a witch?
>>743080
Rough night?
No.743083
>>743078
Just because people have powers doesn't mean you're powerless. As long as you master what you know, you'll get by. You know how to fight, don't you?
>notes the bones of the monster
This place has a charm to it.
>>743079
Some strange guy with a cat shows up asking if I have a bounty of my head, of course I'm gonna ask.
No.743084
>>743082
Mm-hmm.
>just kinda
>breaks out
>MK can indeed break these cuffs
No.743085
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>>743080
Oh shit, was Stalk here?
>>743083
I bring the bounties in.
They have grade school this far out on the rim? You'd think simple process of elimination wouldn't be that damn hard.
No.743086
>>743078
>!
By the heavens I would never do such a thing! That is such a malicious thing to do or wish upon anyone. You surely have me mistaken for something else that I am not.
>Or does she?
>>743079
You are such a vulgar and crass man, and not the least bit of a gentleman.
>Glare
>>743081
>OhShitFace.jpg
>Ears pop right up
Oh dear, I wasn't prepared for this.
>Red is Red
>Nervously stroking her ears and trying to cover them with her blond locks
>>743082
>!
>Trying to hide her ears
>About to cry
N-no, but I might as well be labeled one.
No.743087
>>743080
>uh
>>743083
I can't protect my mistress from the people here if they decide to descend upon her, even with the best of my abilities.
>frown deepens
>>743086
>ears: spotted
>bluff doesn't even need to be called now
Una loba...
No.743088
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>>743084
What happened this time?
>>743086
>ear twitch
Why? Because of a little ear troubles?
>grins
>hug: offered
No.743089
>>743085
Stalk? That name's not ringing any bells.
>>743087
Uh... I can explain.
>>743088
Let's just say visiting one of my old friends over at a mental asylum didn't go so well.
>making air quotes with his fingers when he says "friends"
No.743090
>>743085
Just didn't think a bounty hunter would have to actually ask his mark, is all.
>>743087
And that's why you got me and the other dogs around you.
>pulls out a training staff
>tosses it over
Show me what you got.
No.743091
>>743086
I still don't understand why you are so embarrassed of them.
No.743092
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>>743086
And?
>
Oh, it's just a dog chick. Lame.
>>743089
She's a big white spider lady.
Also my ex.
>>743090
Yeah well you're not the mark anymore so I'm just asking as a friendly, neighborly kinda thing.
>Lying.
Swear to god I'm gonna kick you.
>Lying.
Uuuuugh.
No.743093
>>743089
I do not know if I want to know.
>>743090
>staff caught
>uh
>attempts to snap it over her knee
>she's used to holding two things
No.743094
>>743092
This would make for a good buddy cop film.
>>743093
>winces
You're not used to using weapons other than guns are you?
No.743095
>>743092
Okay... why would me being in a straitjacket make you think she showed up?
>>743093
Simple answer is, people don't exactly consider me to be "mentally sound."
No.743096
>>743094
Knives and batons are not guns.
>>743095
Joo say that like it has meaning.
No.743097
>>743094
>...
You're not saying lying.
>...
Oh don't give me that!
>>743095
You're all white.
>shrug
No.743098
>>743089
Why were you even- actually never mind. I don't think I'll like the answer.
No.743099
>>743087
But but but I don't eat people, I couldn't be more honest about anything in life!
>That she is consciously aware about.
>>743088
>Hugging and shaking, face buried into you
My parents would disown me, and the villagers would never accept me for what has been bestowed upon me. I might as well of been cast away as an orphan, then to never have the chance to return back home.
>>743091
I-I just needed a little more time..
>Why you make her cry Tiger?
>>743092
I-I am not a dog..
>under her bresth, she finally says it for the first time ever
.. I'm a wolf. Awoo.
No.743100
>>743096
Good answer.
>twirls Bolg
>slices the training staff clean in two
Come at me.
No.743101
>>743097
Where do you even find a cat like that?
No.743102
>>743096
Well, I've got legitimate brain damage, so they're not entirely wrong.
>>743097
True, but the only spider-women I'm used to running into are the ones in spandex costumes.
>[LAUGH TRACK]
>>743098
Got bored. Decided freaking out the man who left me for dead back in Egypt would be fun.
No.743103
>>743100
>clacks her heels together
>shoe knives out
>and here we goooo
>
>she's like Chun Li and Juri
>spinning bird kicks, rolling sobats, and swingan with the pole ends
No.743104
>>743099
>returning a warm hug
There, there. I know how you feel. People never accept sis and I either, you know.
>>743102
And you got caught by asylum guards.
>smug
No.743105
>>743099
>Lying
Yeah you didn't have to tell me that.
Have fun being an otherkin or whatever, kid.
>>743101
Classified.
>Lying.
Fine. Not here.
>>743102
Spandex?
>Will no