No.743106
>even the crickets are quiet
No.743108
>>743103
>My Agility Skill is A
>parrying and blocking
And you're worried about protecting Bala...
>>743105
Is it possible to get a cat that can remind me when I have scheduled events?
No.743109
>>743104
Actually, no. Had to put myself in a straitjacket to blend in. You really think asylum guards would leave me with all my equipment?
>>743105
Yep. You know how many female superheroes wear skintight outfits? Like 90% of them.
No.743110
>>743099
The sooner you embrace your nature, the easier this life will be for you.
>lays its head down
>catnap time
No.743111
>>743108
Nope, just the kind that tells you you're lying.
Hope you don't mind the sass.
>Lying.
I'm not that big of an asshole.
>>743109
>Stalk is basically Arachne but gross
Is that a fact...
No.743112
>>743108
>guh
It is not enough, I know it is not enough!
No.743113
>>743110
>Nodding
Y-yes.
>Bows
Please rest easy. I will be here when you awaken from slumber.
>>743104
Mistress Hanekawa is so strong, and wise. If I am cursed eternally to live as this, I wish to be as her.
>Hug feels gud, but little Red is cold cold cold as winter, eyes bluer then the sea. Super sad Red.
>>743105
>Frowns
I will send prayers for your rude and less then amicable soul.
No.743114
>>743109
Well I didn't think it would matter to you.
>>743113
>they don't call Ahri "Firefox" for no reason
You want to be like sis?
>[nyahahas internally]
This is the first time I've heard of someone wanting to be like the Curse Cat.
No.743115
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>>743111
Your cat seems to think otherwise.
>>743112
So you think you'll become better if you were a little faster or stronger, huh.
No.743116
File: 1455623009700.png (1.01 MB, 1378x667, 1378:667, NOPE, NOTHING UNUSUAL HERE.png)
>>743111
>neat
Yep. S'just the standard, I guess.
>>743114
I wouldn't need my equipment to get out of there, but it'd still be a pain in the ass to get back. No reason to make life harder for myself.
No.743117
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>>743114
Oh~ If only you would hold me like that~
>Fades in from the shadows
Hello Kitsune~
No.743118
>>743115
I want to be strong and fast enough to protect who is important to me.
I have no other care in the world.
No.743119
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>>743113
Don't pray too hard.
>>743115
She don't know what she wants.
>Lying.
A warm blanket is a load of crap for all we go through. Think bigger.
>>743116
Uh.
>Cat positions herself in front of Will's waist
Maybe I'll check back in the morning.
>clomps off
No.743120
>>743114
>Mmm toasty
You speak as if it is a terrible thing?
>!
>Backs off
>Blushing
P-pardon for ruining your garments with my tears.
No.743121
>>743118
Dedicated little missy.
>extends his hand
Give me your hand.
No.743122
>>743121
>taking her right glove off
>hand out
What are you doing?
No.743123
>>743116
"No reason to make life harder for myself"? I don't want to hear that from you.
>>743117
How nice to see you again.
>>743120
Not many would wish for a life of cursing others, I'll say that much.
>looks down at the sizeable tear patch
>dries it pretty much instantly
No harm done!
No.743124
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>>743122
>draws a small rune on her palm
>glowing weakly
Thought as much. Your magical circuits are non existent.
>thinking
But, I suppose I could try something.
>flips out a notebook
No.743125
File: 1455623562756.jpg (53.98 KB, 500x477, 500:477, 4ea8e297c597c1a3c6e99f476d….jpg)
>>743124
>blink
>wot
I do not do magic. Everything I know is from training under the head maid, Roberta.
>
>tfw 4'0''
>a whole foot below cheiba
>trying to peek
No.743126
>>743123
>Confused
I, I dont know what you mean by such a thing.
>She really doesn't
>Cat is her savior, don't fuck it up
>Yawn Awwwwoooowwwoooo
>Immediately covers her mouth
No.743127
>>743119
Alright. See you around, I guess.
>>743123
I mean, it's not like I need to make things more difficult. Your sister does that for me now.
No.743128
>>743123
Oh? Well aren't you being such a sweet heart~
>She's hiding something behind her back
>Walking in circles around you
No.743129
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>>743125
>6'0"
>good luck
>it's also all in Gaelic
Bala's got some pretty active circuits, so best I could do is allow you to siphon off of that.
>snaps the notebook shut
And it ain't gonna be pleasant.
No.743130
File: 1455623875044.jpg (267.74 KB, 600x839, 600:839, 8c5117f804782398bd6063a68f….jpg)
>>743126
Ah, don't worry. She's changed past that anyway. You should ask the Tiger to take you to her if you want to be with her, you know.
>>743127
Speaking of which, I bet she completely forgot about Valentine's Day.
>>743128
Can you stop walking circles? It's making me a little dizzy.
No.743131
>>743129
>aaaa
I am not afraid of pain.
>...
Will it hurt miss Bala?
No.743132
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>>743130
We always see each other, she's granted me shelter in her abode.
>Nodding
No.743133
>>743131
Not as much as it's gonna hurt you.
>uh
That came out a little more threatening than it should have.
No.743134
>>743130
>nervous laugh
Yeah...
No.743136
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>>743130
I know it's a little late, but you see, I was off galavanting around~
>pulls out a box heart
>it's chocolate covered ice cream bits
You should eat them fast before they melt don't you think?~
No.743137
>>743132
Ah, the forest...
>spaces out a little
Anyway, I'll see if you can come around to the temple one day. Mum's one hell of a mage, and I'm sure she'd love to meet you too.
>>743134
>grins
Well if you complain to mum you'll see sis get the scolding of a lifetime.
>>743136
>ooh!
>takes the chocolates
You asking me to eat these is only making me more suspicious. But these look pretty tasty...
No.743138
>>743137
Aw, c'mon. I'm not that mean.
>
I'd be willing to bet money that those chocolates are laced with some kind of drug. Just saying.
No.743139
File: 1455624417013.jpg (182.13 KB, 850x1202, 425:601, sample-6877619ee0c01557dd4….jpg)
>>743137
>Takes one and eats it
See they're not tainted or anything, can't I be sweet? Wont you let me be pie?
>Picks one, and holds it up against you lips
Say ahh~
No.743140
>>743135
>whips out a ritual knife
I can carve runes into your skin that'll give you a little bit more strength any time you're near Bala. Not enough to fight someone like me off, but you'll be at peak human form. Any more and you'll probably destroy yourself, unless I carved on your bones themselves.
No.743141
>>743137
>Happily nodding
Yes, I would very much enjoy it if I can join you.
>Yawn Awwwwoooo woo woo
P-pardon.
>Sleepy Red is getting sleepy
No.743142
>>743140
I have been told I am already peak human.
That does not seem to hold much weight here...
>...
How much will de bones hurt me?
>anything for Bala
No.743143
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>>743138
But it'll be funny, really. If anything happens, I'm gonna leave it to you~
>>743139
Because you'll probably end up doing something to me.
>nom
>>743141
It's alright, we're all the same here.
>ear flick
My room's free if you want a place to rest. If not, I bet that tiger's a safe spot.
No.743144
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>>743143
>Ears wiggling
I believe I will take rest with the Tiger. If you'll please excuse me.
>Curtseys
Also, if you can notify me when you would like to visit your mother, it would be most pleasurable to join.
>Runs off and leaps behind Tiger
No.743145
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>>743143
>Tip toeing her fingers up your leg
Well well, isn't there anything you would like me to do.. that I haven't done already?~
No.743146
>>743142
I can put you out for the whole ritual, but you definitely won't be moving for a week at the least while you heal and your magic circuits open up. The real problem is that if you're near Bala during this, all your circuits will be firing on all cylinders.
No.743147
>>743143
If I tell Tamamo what happened, I'm just gonna wind up getting sliced into bits later on. "Snitches get stitches" and all that.
>Annnd she took Kurumi's bait. Beautiful.
>[facepalms internally]
No.743148
>>743146
That is...
>weighing her options
What will the difference be?
No.743149
>>743144
Of course! Have a good rest.
>>743145
>twitches
What you've done so far is definitely in my comfort zone, so I'd like to stay that way.
>[sweat]
>>743147
Hey, I feel fine, okay?
>flicks a talisman at him
>Rip for immediate evacuation
No.743150
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>>743148
You're gonna spend the whole day wishing you were dead while everything fleshes out. Mental pain on top of physical pain all wrapped up in a spiky ball of fun.
No.743151
>>743149
>picks it up
>nod
If you say so. I just find it weird that I've bailed you out of trouble more times than Ragna has.
No.743152
>>743149
Oh my my I haven't seen you nervous yet~ Now now.. which one is your room you were telling the little wolf girl about?
>Here have another
>>743147
Hello there~
No.743153
>>743150
But I used to do that every day.
>the life of the minimaid was pretty awful
Will I be able to help miss Bala when it's over?
...More importantly, will she be alright?
No.743154
>>743151
Because he's nowhere near as free as you are. Besides, we're family!
>>743152
That one.
>points at a broom closet
No.743155
>>743154
>lifts an eyebrow
Really? After all that you're going to be sarcastic?
>frowning
No.743156
>>743153
Talk tough while you can, Tiny. Bala will be fine. Her ritual will be pretty minor. Just some runes on her back. You should really worry about yourself more.
No.743157
>>743152
>rolls his eyes
If it isn't the queen of subtlety...
>>743154
Fair enough. Guess this kinda stuff happens when I turn being a hero into a full-time job.
No.743158
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>>743156
>taking her maid suit off
I will bear any pain if it means I will be able to protect her.
>spats and training bra go
Hazlo. Do it.
No.743159
>>743155
A girl's room is her sanctuary! Her private home away from home!
>>743157
I guess this counts as you being a "Wildlife Warrior" too.
No.743160
>>743157
Well if it isn't the prince of feelings~
>Snickers
>>743159
Exactly, which is why I'm asking you where it is.
No.743161
>>743158
Aren't you enthusiastic. This is gonna take nearly a day, you know. Gonna have to draw on every single bone you got. We'll do it in Dun Scaith so I can focus better.
>runes up a teleport pad
After you.
No.743162
>>743159
I've been called a lot of things, but that's pretty ridiculous.
>>743160
Sarcasm's fun, isn't it?
No.743163
>>743160
>sighs
>points to the door just left of it
>>743162
>gasp
How can you be so cruel to the animals!
No.743164
>>743161
>huggan Cu
You are a savior.
>de-latches and steps through
>poor meido
No.743165
>>743164
Don't thank me yet, girly.
>sighs
>gathers ritual knives from his room
>along with some food and drink
>and a lot of coffee
This is going to be a long day.
>voip
No.743166
>>743163
I've had a lot of different jobs in my life. Zookeeper wasn't one of 'em.
No.743167
>>743166
What, you don't like it?
>
No.743169
>>743167
>and then Moonman realized he fucked up
>
...Maybe that came out wrong.
>hug
No.743170
>>743169
THE DAMAGE IS DONE!
>;_;
>Ahri stop being dramatic
No.743171
>>743170
>sighs
Look, I'm sorry, okay?
No.743172
>>743170
>Suddenly
>SURPRISE DOUBLE HUG
No.743173
>>743171
>sniff
Well I-
>>743172
Kyah!
No.743174
>>743172
You sure picked a good time to show up, Ragna.
>>743173
>grin
You were saying?
No.743175
>>743173
>pfft
"Well, it's a good face, but not quite the reaction I was going for".
>>743174
Heh. I usually do. Though, I'll admit I'd showed up sooner if some people learned when to stay down.
No.743177
>>743175
Got into a fight on the way over here, huh?
>>743176
...I should've seen this coming.
No.743178
>>743176
Are we reversing roles again? Being the grumpy one doesn't suit you.
>>743177
You know it. It's kinda hard not to when I'm an outlaw.
No.743179
>>743177
You win this time.
>>743178
Maybe I should get a turn at being pampered.
>
No.743180
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>>743178
It's a good thing the police in New York are mostly incompetent. Makes getting away real easy.
>>743179
>smile
Don't do that. I'm not used to feeling guilty.
No.743181
>>743179
You still got the brush I gave you?
>>743180
Most of the people who come after me are bounty hunters. The NOL doesn't really care what I'm doing as long as it doesn't involve them.
No.743182
>>743181
You'd think people would've figured out the bounty on you isn't worth the trouble by now.
No.743183
>>743180
Maybe you should take better care of your zoo animals then.
>>743181
Yeah, why?
>pulls out a golden brush
No.743184
>>743183
So we're just straight-up admitting I've turned into a babysitter now?
No.743185
>>743182
>shrugs
Guess some people will do anything for money.
>>743183
Why else? It's been a while since I brushed your tails, come here.
No.743186
>>743184
No, zookeeper.
>lookin' cheeky
>>743185
>:DD
For real?!
>
No.743187
>>743185
I remember when I was that way once... didn't end well.
No.743188
>>743186
Foooor real.
>
>>743187
Was it before or after becoming Moon Knight?
No.743189
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>>743186
>smirk
Same thing, really.
>>743188
Before. My mercenary career ended after the first time I died.
No.743190
>>743188
>happy purring
>>743189
You should take leaf out of Rag's book.
>:3
No.743192
>>743189
Oh yeah, I almost forgot about that... Weren't you in the army too or something like that?
>>743190
>brush brush
Would you say I improved?
No.743193
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No.743195
>>743190
Where's the fun in copying what somebody else does?
>but Moonman you literally copied Cap, Spidey, and Wolverine all at the same time
>>743192
Marine Corps. But I got kicked out pretty fast, so it didn't really matter.
No.743196
>>743192
Of course~! It's not often this happens.
>>743195
You'd do a better job of taking care of my feelings.
No.743197
>>743193
Something smells good...
>>743195
Punched your boss, right?
>>743196
Heh... I'll try doing it more often then.
No.743198
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>>743196
I'm not good with feelings. You know that.
>>743197
Yeeep. Apparently that's frowned upon. My brother got kicked out too, but that's because he almost killed someone after suddenly getting the power to shoot lasers out of his eyes.
No.743199
>>743197
It would make me a very happy fox~
>>743198
That's what I mean.
No.743200
>>743197
They should. I mixed bacon into the batter
No.743201
>>743198
Ha! Nice!
>uuuh
You punching your boss, not the thing with your brother.
>>743199
Then it's settled. You know, I think I enjoy this too.
>>743200
Nic- Wait, what?
No.743202
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>>743201
I took cooked bacon, chopped it up and mixed it in with the waffle batter.
No.743203
>>743199
I know, but it's not like I can change that overnight.
>starts peeling an apple with a crescent dart
>>743201
It's alright. Honestly, one of the biggest reasons I joined the Marines was to get away from home.
No.743204
>>743202
Oh I thought you had put it unchopped on the batter...
>Mmmm
I never tried that.
>>743203
>UUUUUUH
Maybe we should change topic...
No.743205
>>743201
You have the privilege to touch the furriest tail here~
>>743203
>grabs an apple
So what're you gonna do about sis?
No.743206
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>>743204
>shrugs
Anything on your mind?
>>743205
Don't know yet. It bothers me that she forgot, but I'm not going to take it personally.
No.743207
>>743205
>heh
And you get someone to brush them. It's a win/win situation for both of us.
>>743206
>Mmmmm
Nothing very interesting... How about you?
No.743208
>>743206
She's a spirit that rarely engages with humans on an emotional level beyond suffering. I can't blame her. Though mum will.
>>743207
You know what'd make this even better?
No.743209
>>743207
Well, I've been thinking about ditching New York and fighting crime in Chicago instead. But that's really about it.
>>743208
>nod
Still not sure if I wanna be around when your mom finds out.
No.743211
>>743208
What?
>>743209
What's in Chicago?
No.743212
>>743210
Really? Angry mothers can be pretty scary.
>not that Marc would know
>tfw raised by a single dad
>>743211
A whole lot of crime and not a lot of people with powers. Seems like a perfect place for me to operate. Plus, I grew up there, so I already know the place like the back of my hand.
No.743213
>>743211
>
>>743212
Not if you're not the one in trouble.
No.743214
>>743213
Huh... you've got a point there.
>
Y'know, if your mom's got some sort of magic thing set up so she can spy on this place like everyone else does... she probably already knows.
No.743215
>>743212
It does sounds like a good deal for you... What about that thing you had going with Jay? The crime lord thing.
>>743213
>fuckin
Fiiiine. Hold on a moment.
>puts the brush down and heads towards the kitchen
No.743216
>>743215
We're basically just pulling strings from behind the scenes now. Thugs'll gladly gun each other down if it means they won't have to deal with us.
No.743217
>>743214
>smile freezes
>pales
>>743215
You're too kind, really!
No.743218
>>743217
What are you looking so scared for? I thought you wanted your sister to get yelled at.
No.743219
>>743218
Yeah but I don't wanna get yelled at too!
No.743220
>>743216
Everything's coming up Moon Knight, huh?
>overheard the comment about Tamamo spying
She does what?
>>743217
>Back with chocolate ice cream
There ya go.
No.743221
>>743220
Heh, d-don't worry too much about mum...
No.743222
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>>743219
Why would she be mad at you?
>>743220
Hey, hey, I'm not saying she does, just that she could if she wanted to.
No.743223
>>743222
I might have... uh... stolen a couple of magical catalysts I wasn't supposed to touch...
No.743224
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>rehanging his portrait on the wall
No.743225
>coming out in a robe and taking a seat on the couch
No.743226
>>743221
I'm not worried about your mom. Seriously. Not at all.
>>743222
That so? How much could she see if she did it?
No.743227
>>743226
>holding a K.O.'d cat by the ear
Quite a lot, loverboy~
No.743228
>>743223
>
...Why?
>>743224
You know that'll just get covered in graffiti later, right?
>>743225
'Bout time other people started waking up.
>>743226
Don't know. I'm no magic expert.
No.743230
>>743226
Well I a-
>>743227
KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>743228
>darts behind moonman
Forthesolepurposeofeducationandthescientificadvancementofmagic.
No.743232
>>743228
New technology in portraits. Graphitti proof.
>booby trapping the portrait
No.743233
>>743227
>
M-mam.
>>743228
Quite a lot, she says.
>>743230
N-nothing to worry about, right?
No.743234
>>743232
Are they burn-proof is the real question
No.743235
>>743230
>good thing he's so tall
>they'll never see you, Ahri
>except y'know, they already did
Whoa now. I didn't sign up to be a human shield.
>>743231
Hi. And, uh... good morning, I guess.
>>743232
What, does it start firing lasers if somebody comes near it with a spray can?
>>743233
That answers that.
>Why am I the only one who's not scared?
>Because that's what's in the script.
>What?
>...I didn't say anything.
No.743236
>>743234
Don't make my spray you with a hose
>>743235
Maybe
No.743237
>>743235
Good morning to you too sir, I don't believe we met.
I'm Princess Azula of the Fire Nation.
>getting up,boiling herself a cup of coffee with her hand under the cup lightly heating it
>>743236
You wouldn't dare
No.743238
>>743237
...Dude
>Lights up a cig
No.743239
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>>743230
Hello to you too, my nimble-fingered daughter~
>>743233
Thank you for taking care such good care of her so far. I really do appreciate it.
>>743235
Excuse me Marc, could you mind handing over the little fox~?
>can you feel the [DIVINE WRATH]
No.743240
>>743233
>>743235
>small mewling nosies
No.743242
>>743241
That was a cool thing you did with that coffee.
No.743243
>>743242
It's all about controlling the oxygen in the air..nothing really special, I'm a bender.
There are people that can bend earth,water,air and fire....
But we killed most if not all the airbenders
>borderline psychotic chuckling
No.743244
>>743236
Hopefully it doesn't malfunction. Don't really feel like getting vaporized today.
>>743237
Nice to meet you, Princess. You can call me Moon Knight.
>>743239
>I'M FEELIN' IT NOW, MR. KRABS
Well, uh... since you asked nicely...
>>743240
>whispering
Sorry about this.
>slowly moves away from the firefox
No.743245
>>743243
...Duuude, that sounds like what the humans did to us Monsters.
No.743246
>>743237
I absolutely would
>>743244
Not murder lasers. Not for a portrait
No.743247
>>743244
Nice to meet you Knight.
>>743245
Really, guess you were mostly weak, pathetic fools then...
No.743248
>>743239
O-oh.
>Eases up
No problem, mam. Just acting the way I'm supposed to.
>I think
And could you go easy on Ahri, please? She probably meant no harm.
>>743240
>whispering
I can't help you on this one, sorry!
>>743235
At least we're out of the hot water...
No.743249
>>743246
Sooo... freeze ray? I'm just taking shots in the dark here.
>>743247
Guess my reputation doesn't stretch as far as I thought. Normally people would start panicking.
>>743248
Don't jinx it, Ragna.
No.743250
>>743244
Thank you very much~!
>walk and grabs the Ahri
>>
I'm glad I didn't have to subdue you, Ahri, your sister put up quite the fight.
>>743244
>>743248
Don't you both worry, I'll have your cutie pies return in one piece~!
>toss them both rather violently through her mirror before following with a pop
No.743251
>>743249
Oh come on, it's not like we're the same situation of those two. What's the worse that could happen?
>>743250
...d-damn.
Back in about 40 minutes
No.743252
>>743249
It's no fun if I tell
No.743253
>>743250
...Sheesh. I actually feel bad now.
>>743251
>
Rule number one: Never say something like "What's the worst that could happen?"
>>743252
Looks like I'll just have to wait for someone else to get curious, then.
No.743254
>>743247
Yeah I suppose so...
No.743256
>>743255
Some idiot will try something soon. It's almost guaranteed.
No.743257
>return of the mini maid
>curled up on a beanbag chair with a "Do Not Disturb" sign around her neck
No.743258
>>743257
>watchdog on duty
>baggy eyes
>drinking his umpteenth cup of coffee
No.743259
>>743258
>hand on shoulder
>Cas you gotta let people know you're there before you go touching
>fucking angels and their selective existence
The girl will be fine.
No.743260
>>743259
>jumps
>nearly hits the roof
>highly strung here man
Fucking- don't sneak up on me like that, man.
No.743261
>>743260
But I was here the whole time.
>in a state of nonexistence
>advanced spiritmodo
>Caaaaas
No.743262
>>743261
I dunno why she wanted to come back here. If we stayed back in Dun Scaith I wouldn't be so stressed out.
No.743263
>>743262
The girl has nyctophobia.
>fear of the dark
>mini pls
The Land of Shadows would be a living nightmare.
No.743264
>>743263
It's also way safer.
>grr
Whatever. We finished the ritual faster than expected, so I'm happy. I hope she survives today, though. If we can make it through the week I might be able to think straight again.
No.743265
>>743264
If you are tired, I will watch the girl.
>
Runes on her bones... I did the same thing to a boy to prevent his detection by supernatural beings. Though mine were Enochian in nature, these are old celtic.
>
I could speed the healing process along.
No.743266
>>743265
The physical pain could probably be sped up.
>scratching his dishevelled hair
I'm a bit worried of any side effects that might happen if you forced all her circuits open at once. I mean that's probably what's gonna happen when Bala gets here but I think Tiny's gonna want her around when it happens anyway.
No.743267
>>743266
That is what I meant.
One moment please.
>
>Cas what the fuck are you doing
No.743268
>>743267
H-hey, what're you doing?
>too tired to stop him
No.743269
>>743268
My blood heals. She'll recover much sooner having imbibed about a shot glass' worth.
No.743270
>>743269
I'll trust you on that one in... that...
>yawn
case...
>collapses on the couch in behind of mini
I'm pooped...
>spiritmodes
No.743271
>>743270
Good night, Hound of Ulster.
>tips Mini's head back
>drink dat blood
>she's not happy at all but is too weak to resist
You'll be fine in an hour or so, bodily.
Lancer had best be around when you meet Balalaika again.
>selective existence go
>he's here but not here
No.743272
>eating cereal
Is this milk bad? It feels like the milk's bad.
There's like little bits of stuff on the top, but it doesn't smell bad....
No.743273
File: 1455654978180.jpg (153.83 KB, 800x1094, 400:547, 8110aeae79508d3b59b00a53d2….jpg)
>>743272
I wouldn't trust anything here for ingestion.
No.743274
File: 1455655274119.png (355.27 KB, 421x548, 421:548, tumblr_mg52dbL8qt1rsr1pzo1….png)
>>743273
I've been out in the boonies for god knows how long, I'm gonna have a goddamn bowl of cereal if I feel like it.
>sniffs the milk again
S'like some guy just sat around with this thing out in the open, drinking the same damn carton day after day.
>LC eyeing Samsung
No.743275
File: 1455655467543.jpg (218.91 KB, 655x800, 131:160, tumblr_nskcirUqIM1r8sddyo1….jpg)
>>743274
>[Scanning...]
That calcium drink's expired.
>suit pops open
>eyean LC
A Lying Cat.
No.743276
>>743275
>Not Lying.
We know that, you stupid cat.
>dumping the milk on the floor
>LC lapping it up
A woman, huh. Good thing, almost thought you were one of those Robot family fuckers.
It's too early to be going headhunting.
>Lying,
No.743277
>>743276
So that makes you a hunter too.
>[Scanning...]
>pullin' up Will's data
Huh. I don't think I've ever actually met you before.
Samus Aran.
>
That's me, by the way.
No.743278
>>743277
Why the hell don't I get any cool tech-gizmoes.
>uh
Nah, The Hunter's somebody else. If you mean a Freelancer, I guess that's me.
>LC circling
Call me The Will. 'm I supposed to have heard of you or something.
No.743279
>>743278
>blink
>mildly surprised
That's a first. Must mean there's no Federation bull wherever you're from.
It must be nice.
>uh
Just an average bounty hunter with an enormous reputation.
>genocide, planetary destruction, war crimes
>she's got a huge bounty on her head herself
No.743280
>>743279
>don't tell Will that
Reputation is just another word for some dipshit wanting your head for money.
>oops
I came out of Sextillon and landed on this heap to take a break while the heat died down, and now I'm here.
Show and tell, right? Your turn.
No.743281
>>743280
I grew up on the planet Zebes, use my adopted family's alien tech to blow up scumbags for lots of cash.
>
Planets I do jobs on have a habit of not existing when I'm done.
No.743282
File: 1455657176365.png (162.22 KB, 235x500, 47:100, tumblr_mh45ru6nHh1qdaocxo3….png)
>>743281
Zebes, huh. Think I knew somebody who talked about it one time.
>TAMMY, GET IN THE CAR
I'm a Freelancer, not a war criminal. But I guess it's handy for fucking up the rest of the system.
>Lying
About what?
>Lying
Goddamn I hate you sometimes.
No.743283
>stumbles in through the door
Oh god how long has it been?!
>checks the calendar
Three days...far too long.
No.743284
>>743282
I wouldn't really call myself a war criminal if the godforsaken planets I seem to always get jobs on are densely populated with dangerous lifeforms with the sole intent of killing anything that moves.
>shrug
SR388 and Zebes were home to some of the most dangerous flora and fauna in their respective galaxies.
Feels like an unpaid service half the time, I should up my rates.
>
I want to pet that cat.
>Samus no
>>743283
72 hours isn't that long.
No.743285
>>743283
>holding his nose
Maybe for a shower, something crawl on your face and die or is this another xeno cultural thing I'm gonna get beat up for again.
>>743284
>uh
I really really wouldn't recommend that. She gets jealous easy, and-
>Not Lying
>as Cat is walking to Samsung
You are one confusing bitch sometimes.
>
Ain't got the kind of firepower you make it sound like ya do, I just punch stuff til it stops moving.
Ever wanna blow up Sextillon, there's probably money in it.
No.743286
>>743284
Sure felt like an eternity for me!
>>743285
It's a xeno thing!
...kinda...sorta...from a certain point of view.
No.743287
File: 1455657690468.jpg (203.07 KB, 484x800, 121:200, d235af073f8745e1bb19a1505a….jpg)
>>743285
Super strength?
>eeee
>scratchscratch
I'd go around punching things too if my bones weren't hollow. It kind of puts a damper on things.
>>743286
I'm glad you're a terrestrial then, you'd be bored to death out among the stars. Takes months just to get from one place to the next.
No.743288
File: 1455657868194.jpg (105.97 KB, 1024x760, 128:95, saga_fan_art__the_will_and….jpg)
>>743286
See now I'm interested, kinda sorta from a certain point of view.
You're not from Demimonde, are you.
>>743287
Something like that.
Hollow bones sounds like a bitch, what's the point?
>Cat comes bounding back
>
Don't go acting all frisky like you're young or something, damn it.
No.743289
>>743287
Good thing I have no plans for spacefaring.
This planet is just fine!
>>743288
I have no idea what that is.
No.743290
>>743288
Can't use the tech otherwise. Not meant for humans.
Gene splicing has good and bad outcomes.
>shrug
Hollow bones aren't so bad, makes my body light and quick.
>
Cute...
>>743289
It's not terrible at least. People are really stingy with their money though.
No.743291
File: 1455658080784.jpg (75.19 KB, 672x1069, 672:1069, d934b03f03762537e16c17ec10….jpg)
No.743292
>>743289
S'a planet. They got spider people there, kinda look like you.
>Stalk aaaaaa
Between you and the blue guy I'm really startin' to question what kind of education you Terrans get. Lemme call the school board or something.
>snort
>>743290
>not meant for humans
>am I human, again
>eh
Izzat right.
Not one for the hippie crap, I just-...well I kinda already said so why repeat myself.
>ugh
>scratching Cat
Any money here?
>chomp
OW!
No.743293
>>743290
>>743291
You know what they say-- actually you probably don't
Well what they say is that money makes the world go 'round.
>>743292
Why our education system is only the finest in the land!
...actually it's pretty awful.
No.743294
>>743292
Oh there're jobs here and there, nothing too extravagant. I'm barely making ends meat. Grounded on this mudball until I can scrounge up enough to refuel.
>>743293
That's a little presumptuous, Earth's not the only place with sayings. I have heard that before.
Still, saving and never spending is pointless. Money's meant to be used.
No.743295
>>743293
>Not Lying
If you guys are the rule around here I'll be swimming in it in no time. And I don't just mean money.
>Lying
Shut up, Cat.
So who the hell're you. Not afraid of me or the robo-bird chick here.
>>743294
Fuck me, there's not even a Spacey's out here?
>
Maybe not for you, but who wouldn't wanna hire the skinhead with the freaky cat.
>Lying
Yeah you're right.
No.743296
>>743294
I never got the point of saving...besides bragging rights.
>>743295
I'm Anti-Venom. This suit I got is really handy. Cures ailments, heals injuries, and even shapeshifts into regular clothing.
Pretty nice, huh?
No.743297
>>743295
There's one in orbit a few lightyears off.
>shrug
I could hook a fellow up with some work if you're really desperate for "greenbacks" as they call them here.
>>743296
That's all anything ever is anymore, bragging's empty and annoying.
No.743298
File: 1455658980847.jpg (154.11 KB, 631x221, 631:221, tumblr_mgq9ncYkOq1qgp6v5o1….jpg)
>>743296
And it doesn't afraid of anything? Oh man, I've always wanted one of those!
>...
What, you finally learn sarcasm or something?
>Not Lying
Wait a minute, ain't you one of those...space heroes?
>>743297
Must've missed it when I was doing Mach 3 into a mountain. Tend to forget about the important stuff.
>pfff
"Greenbacks"? Whaddo I look like, a savage? Take credits same as any other dumpster ATM.
Looking for a co-op?
No.743299
>>743297
It's fine to partake in bragging occasionally, but once it becomes the only reason you do something then that's just sad.
>>743298
...I don't know what you're talking about.
>eyes shifting
No.743300
>>743298
They don't use universal credits here, it's baffling. Taking these things to the exchange, turns out it's worthless.
>guh
Co-op? I usually lone wolf it, because of the whole "exploding planet" thing.
>>743299
It just feels dirty.
No.743301
>>743299
>Lying
Yeah, yeah now it's all comin' back.
Wasn't there some dipshit rock that got covered in your guys' goop sometime back?
>>743300
"As the paper it's printed on", we like our parallels out in near space. Some big Czarnian fucker's been passed out in front of my favorite booth for the past three months, so I'm a bit peevish as you can imagine.
We both need the cash, right? And I don't blow up planets unless it's Taco Tuesday.
No.743302
File: 1455659498771.png (492.38 KB, 394x694, 197:347, YOU'VE LIED! YOU'VE CHEATE….png)
>>743300
That's because it is.
>>743301
Yeah there was. It's a looooooong story.
No.743303
File: 1455659656658.jpg (1.26 MB, 2461x4392, 2461:4392, samus_aran___casual_clothi….jpg)
>>743301
Lobo? I thought he was dead.
>
Why did I even think that, Czarnians regenerate from single cells if they have to.
>>743302
But then why?
No.743304
>>743302
And I thought my ex was a bitch.
>rimshot
>>743303
Give the lady a prize, she just won the quiz bowl of obvious.
Ok that sucked, but still.
>Not lying.
>stomach gurgles
And I almost forgot what day it was. Just hit the cat when we're ready or whatever.
>flips into the bathroom
No.743305
>>743303
Well it depends on how you view it. If you ask me, it's dirty because it's self-congratulatory bullshit!
>>743304
Well so was my ex...does the old symbiote count as an ex?
And then there's the fact I was married twice--thrice--
and there he goes.
No.743306
File: 1455660104151.jpg (201.94 KB, 850x1238, 425:619, sample-c4b815b9c644c950964….jpg)
>>743304
Don't go in ther-that poor man.
...
>scratching Cat
>>743305
That's not what I--nevermind, I've confused myself.
>
So your suit is nonliving?
No.743307
File: 1455660183256.png (435.54 KB, 784x267, 784:267, WHO AMONG US HASN'T SINNED.png)
>>743306
Yep. It's like a dead husk.
That's a bit grim, actually...
No.743308
>>743307
So you're wearing a corpse.
No.743309
>>743308
A genetically born corpse made from anti-bodies and the remains of symbiote in my blood.
No.743310
File: 1455660685513.png (477.13 KB, 900x1674, 50:93, tumblr_nkikllzGCE1s57e3do1….png)
>>743309
That sounds... uncomfortable.
No.743311
>>743310
See, you'd think that but it's actually quite comfortable. Like a second skin.
I even have full control over it! No more voices telling me to kill Spider-Man!
No.743312
>>743311
Oh. Well, that's... good. I think.
But don't you have an urge to "cure" him too?
No.743313
File: 1455660987321.jpg (153.83 KB, 800x1094, 400:547, 8110aeae79508d3b59b00a53d2….jpg)
No.743314
>>743312
>>743313
I already tried that!
...it didn't work. In fact if backfired horribly.
No.743315
File: 1455661098651.jpg (84.27 KB, 736x1041, 736:1041, 8ffdb66ce1ba0b6721aaa412f2….jpg)
>>743314
That's what I meant.
No.743316
File: 1455661315255.png (642.06 KB, 1009x369, 1009:369, STAVE IT OFF 123 AND NOW Y….png)
>>743315
Well uhhh...I did have the urge.
But now I don't. For those exact reasons.
He can't be in like 10 feet of me without losing his powers. I think...that may've been forgotten?
No.743317
File: 1455662036134.png (358.73 KB, 750x1010, 75:101, 5eb0c629f1bdbac7d0df1638d0….png)
>>743316
So if people forget something it stops working?
Fascinating...
No.743318
>>743317
Not always, but it tends to happen often.
No.743319
>Predator logs
>I have no idea what I just watched
>I think that fox lady the red guy likes to bully maybe dead
>no lost
>Samus talking to the Will and Not living goop guy
>must investigate deeper
>other people were here
>don't really care where they are
No.743320
>>743319
Hey there bandmate!
No.743321
>>743320
>update
>I have been spotted!
>also I forgot White thing invited me to join his bad
>I must now play it cool
No.743322
File: 1455663890772.jpg (530.63 KB, 1400x2006, 700:1003, Don't pull that trigger.jpg)
>>743321
So how's the guitar playing going, eh?
No.743323
>>743322
>I train every day
>every day
>my skill must always be sharp
>I also killed a guy named Dan
>I though he was Ryu
>mistakes were made
No.743324
>>743323
Playing a bit of Street Fighter, huh?
No.743325
>>743324
>gray skinned lady said he was strong
>I wanted to test my might
>killed the wrong one
No.743326
>>743325
Well it's actually Akuma you gotta watch out for.
I remember discovering him back in the day..
No.743327
>>743326
>he sounds strong
>he better not be a glass cannon
>ever wonder how people can hear me even if I never talk?
No.743328
>>743327
My suit can understand you, man.
Don't worry about it.
No.743329
>>743328
>that doesn't explain everyone
>speaking of
>where are they?
No.743330
>>743329
Beats me! I was gone for three days. Maybe everyone died while I was gone.
No.743331
>>743330
>no, they were alive I felt it
No.743332
>>743331
I am afraid that in your anger...you killed them!
No.743333
>>743332
>.....was it honorable?
No.743334
>>743333
It was not honorable!
No.743336
>>743335
No, no this is the part where you say NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo all dramatically.
Then everyone laughs about it on the internet.
No.743337
>>743336
>if it's dishonorable this is the part where I blow myself up with my wrist nuke
No.743338
>>743337
Don't do that, I was only joking!
No.743339
>>743338
>so then it was honorable death?
No.743340
File: 1455665793869.jpg (296.93 KB, 588x453, 196:151, draft_lens18194954module15….jpg)
>>743339
Maybe? Shit man I don't know if you killed them or not.
No.743341
>>743340
>well I do
>and I didn't
No.743342
>>743341
Well then...LOOKS LIKE WE HAVE A MYSTERY ON OUR HANDS!
No.743343
File: 1455666249164.jpg (357.72 KB, 795x334, 795:334, shouldnthismaskdothisonits….jpg)
>>743342
>should we look for clues?
No.743344
>>743343
Why yes we should!
No.743345
>>743344
>what if we run into someone in a cheep costume?
No.743346
>>743345
Then everything will be business as usual.
No.743347
>Meanwhile, far across the swamp, Char's war flashback finally comes to an end as he discovers the wreck of an old Zaku. Covered in years of overgrowth, its pilot long gone, the time that's passed since its last operation apparent.
...What am I doing out here?
>No answer but the sound of rain
No.743349
>>743347
I get like that too...
Maaaaan.
>>743348
...now what?
No.743350
File: 1455669106461.jpg (140.64 KB, 575x313, 575:313, invisibility-cloak-predato….jpg)
>>743349
>I go back into lurking
>maybe Red guy will show up
No.743351
File: 1455669262896.jpg (168.84 KB, 816x979, 816:979, anti_venom_by_aerlixir-d49….jpg)
>>743350
Best of luck, Predman!
No.743352
>>743351
DAD! where is muh shovel!?
No.743353
>>743352
I don't know! Why do you need it?
No.743355
>>743354
It better not be for that Triple H fellow.
You know I don't like that man in our abode.
No.743356
>>743355
ya can't bury the Haitch old man, he won't put it over!
No.743357
>>743356
Which is why I won't let him in. Anyone I can't bury will not be in my home!
No.743358
>>743357
that explains why ya stayed home for 3 days
No.743359
>>743358
...absolute tragedy, that.
No.743360
>>743359
did ya at least wright a song for ya band?
No.743361
File: 1455670618763.jpg (179.78 KB, 939x623, 939:623, laughing_antivenom_by_mats….jpg)
No.743363
>>743361
and how bad is it?
No.743364
>>743363
It's pretty good!
No.743365
>>743364
then let me hear it
No.743366
>>743365
>one song about chasing Pagans later
What'd you think?!
No.743369
>>743368
It made his head explode!
Wonderful!
No.743371
File: 1455671378469.png (229.52 KB, 600x436, 150:109, Killer, healer, what's the….png)
>>743370
...in a bad way or a good way?
No.743372
File: 1455671412183.jpg (70.39 KB, 500x677, 500:677, 500px-Cletus_Kasady_(Earth….jpg)
No.743379
>>743372
You say that about everything I do!
No.743380
>>743379
well not everything
No.743382
>>743380
What don't you say it about?
No.743383
File: 1455671975239.jpg (121.07 KB, 571x605, 571:605, Carnage-marvel-comics-1465….jpg)
>>743382
.....stuuuuuuuufffffffff
No.743386
>>743385
Just tell me, boy!
No.743387
File: 1455672377007.jpg (75.77 KB, 639x350, 639:350, Cletus_Kasady_(Earth-19411….jpg)
No.743388
>>743387
Be more specific!
No.743389
File: 1455672447354.jpg (272.57 KB, 1024x1462, 512:731, carnage_by_soul_drawer-d39….jpg)
No.743390
>>743389
WHY WON'T YOU TELL ME, BOY
JUST LET ME KNOOOOOOW!
No.743391
>>743390
YOU'LL NEVER GET THE NECRONOMICON!
No.743392
>>743391
I'LL SWALLOW YOUR SOUL I'LL SWALLOW YOUR SOUL!
No.743393
>>743392
DEAD BY DAWN! DEAD BY DAWN!
No.743394
File: 1455672875935.jpg (530.63 KB, 1400x2006, 700:1003, Don't pull that trigger.jpg)
>>743393
Ahhh good movie...
What were we talking about?
No.743395
>>743394
getting the necronomicon?
No.743396
>coming out of her room, grabbing a beer from the fridge
No.743397
File: 1455673062473.jpg (98.63 KB, 751x1063, 751:1063, My eddie what big teeth yo….jpg)
>>743395
Wow this is spooky
I'm actually watching Evil Dead 2 right now
Yes! Of course, of course...
Getting the necronomicon!
>>743396
Beeeeeer?
No.743398
File: 1455673143516.jpg (195.66 KB, 615x727, 615:727, Carnage-marvel-comics-1465….jpg)
>>743397
I'm watching Hellriser, we should stop and run
to the cabin!
No.743399
>>743397
Yeah!
Drinking is fucking fun
No.743400
File: 1455673292667.jpg (17.51 KB, 236x230, 118:115, 34110b57522d6f736480ef00fd….jpg)
>>743398
Nah.
Do we gotta?
>>743399
But beer isn't fun!
It's like drugs but...not as bad.
No.743401
>>743400
do ya want the book of the dead or not?
No.743402
>>743400
My drugs are in my room, I need them other wise this place would be a mess. but its nothing I can take, its basically energy I get high from
No.743403
File: 1455673528232.jpg (258.03 KB, 1000x744, 125:93, I know that feel whoever t….jpg)
>>743401
I mean yeeeaaah I do, but that requires walking.
>>743402
What?!
You do drugs too?!
No.743404
File: 1455673625167.jpg (107.47 KB, 830x572, 415:286, Cletus_Kasady_(Earth-92131….jpg)
>>743403
it's just in the back yard of this place!
No.743405
>>743403
I require them, as I said, I would destroy this place with my fucking powers
No.743406
>>743404
Yeeeaaah but still.
>>743405
Yeah but...hmmm
>absolute destruction of everyone and everything here
>or drugs
>which is worse
HMMMMMMMMM...
>[SWEATING]
No.743408
>>743406
what are ya doing?
No.743409
>>743407
Drugs are preeeetty bad.
>>743408
I'm deciding whether the absolute destruction of everything here or drugs is worse...
No.743410
>>743409
They're fun though, you white shitheel
No.743411
>>743409
eh destroy everything
No.743412
File: 1455674151428.jpg (34.53 KB, 227x314, 227:314, 2338756-spidey_vs_anti_ven….jpg)
>>743410
About as fun as GETTING HOOKED ON A PARASITE!
>>743411
Riiiiiight.
No.743413
>>743412
ya going to touch everything ain't ya?
No.743414
File: 1455674369415.jpg (408.27 KB, 900x1367, 900:1367, Bullets do jack fucking sh….jpg)
>>743413
I'M GOING TO TOUCH EVERYTHING!
No.743415
>>743412
I understand how it must be for you, shame you weren't TORTURED AND FUCKING RAPED FOR SCIENCE
No.743416
>>743414
god damnit
>>743415
ya got him started! I hope ya happy!
No.743417
>>743416
>lies back with some popcorn
This is going to be fun though
Name's Jack by the way
No.743418
>>743417
well Jack be nibble I'm
CARNAGE!
No.743419
>>743415
Well I sorta have been if you want to be technical...well not raped, but I was tortured for science multiple times!
>>743416
>tendrils out reaching
>toooooouuuuuching
No.743420
>>743418
Pleasure, cool name, got it from a fuckin metal band or something?
>>743419
Eh, technicalities count
No.743421
>>743419
IT BURNS!
>>743420
got it from what I do
No.743422
>>743421
Neat, they call me the Psychotic Biotic cause of what I do
No.743423
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>>743420
Yep. Then I was tortured multiple times, then.
And had cancer.
>>743421
>wiggling
BAHAHAHAHAHA
No.743424
>>743423
>throws a stool at him
>>743422
well what do ya do?
No.743425
>>743424
Murdered a whole prison block, murdered anyone who did rape me. Killed the scientists who experimented on me.
Plus I basically got the force
>>743423
That sucks, fucker..
No.743426
>>743425
I killed.....well everyone oh and white guy over here is my old man Anti-Venom....no fancy letters for him, and hiding in the corner watching us is Predator
No.743427
File: 1455675077092.jpg (60.43 KB, 736x588, 184:147, 1d00ef2b2b16b7cc2bb49abade….jpg)
>>743425
Artificially generated telekinesis huh. Sounds tasty.
No.743428
>>743424
BWAGH!
>falls over
>>743425
Don't worry about it, I'm over it! Have been for a looooong time.
No.743429
>>743427
Genetically modified telekinesis, I mostly use it to add force to my punches though. I was made to be fucking perfect.
>>743426
Ok, that's cool, nice to meet you all
>>743428
I get it, but hey, you weren't made to be the ultimate killing machine, I get the alien vibe from both you and your red friend
No.743430
>rises from the swamp
>drags a net filled with pirate treasure after him
Today was a good day
No.743431
File: 1455675286721.jpg (253.75 KB, 679x1035, 679:1035, Alex.Mercer.full.1013330.jpg)
>>743429
"Perfect" huh. Funny. You're looking at genetic perfection. The peak of predatory evolution.
>>743430
Ya winnin' son? Get that bearded weirdo in the scale tightd?
No.743432
>>743431
Really?
Care to show me?
>biting my lip softly in slight arousal
No.743433
>>743429
and the guy plotting to eat you is Mercer
>>743430
careful ya don't
tumble~
No.743434
File: 1455675383101.jpg (30.06 KB, 236x457, 236:457, 3c05950f6c6e19a72412c7660c….jpg)
>>743429
I ain't an alien...technically.
He is, but I'm more of an artificial thing.
>>743430
That's a lot of treasure.
No.743435
>>743432
>[horrible morphing noises]
Carnage and I are a lot alike, y'know.
Only difference is he's an alien parasite and I'm a bioweapon.
>>743433
Hey now, I don't eat on the first date.
>distant "Lying"
Fucking cat.
No.743436
>>743433
Wait, he's plotting to eat me?
>a blue glow starts showing around my fist
>>743434
Ok, thanks for clarifying
>>743435
Nice, you look pretty fuckin sick.
But don't try anything
No.743437
File: 1455675550696.jpg (197.95 KB, 900x1291, 900:1291, 3222624-5824585854-14096.jpg)
>>743435
oh god it's still here!?
No.743438
>>743431
No Aquaman today. Not really doing the arching thing anymore.
>>743433
Wasn't planning on it
>>743434
I know right? Like I said. Good day
No.743439
>>743436
No promises.
>>743437
Some bald dude's just passed out on the shitter.
No.743440
>>743436
No problem, it's a common mistake!
>>743438
Where'd you even find all that booty?
No.743441
>>743438
So whaddo you do now, stand out on your porch with a shotgun yelling at whippersnappers for trespassing?
No.743442
>>743436
phrasing!
>>743438
see that's the trick
>>743439
....think he's dead?
No.743443
File: 1455676045780.png (46.23 KB, 200x242, 100:121, 2309652-200px_black_manta_….png)
>>743440
Sunken ship. Some guys were salvaging a wreck so I sank their ship and took it.
>>743441
I'd never use a shotgun. A harpoon gun maybe. Also, I'm living here. So. Yeah. Not really anything I can do. Not unless Lex shows up with the keys to the disintegrator.
>>743442
It sure is.
No.743444
>>743442
Sadly no. Got a pulse.
>>743443
Disintegrators are still in use?
No.743445
>>743443
MY trick!
>kicks over a bucket of legos
No.743446
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No.743447
File: 1455676427857.jpg (75.77 KB, 639x350, 639:350, Cletus_Kasady_(Earth-19411….jpg)
>>743444
damnit! well I ain't going near'm that cat freaks me the hell out!
No.743448
>>743444
Not since Lex lost the keys
>>743445
If you don't clean those up, and I do, then I'm donating them to charity in your name.
>>743446
No in the ocean. I live in a swamp. O work on the ocean
No.743449
File: 1455676641983.jpg (22.34 KB, 607x451, 607:451, Black_cat__Red_eyes_by_Fey….jpg)
>>743447
I got this.
>catmodo
No.743450
File: 1455676693025.jpg (38.25 KB, 1024x659, 1024:659, 2338757-spidey_eot_antiven….jpg)
>>743448
So you swam here from the ocean?
No.743451
File: 1455676732649.jpg (43.15 KB, 349x534, 349:534, 1414811-362378_128910_carn….jpg)
>>743448
now hold on....I either just prevented Wii Fit Trainer from ever entering again or came up with a way to beat 98% of the cast of street fighter
No.743452
>>743448
Sounds like baldie problem.
No.743453
>>743450
I have a submarine. It also can exit the water and fly.
>>743451
Or you made a mess that I'm going to end up stepping on in the middle of the damn night
No.743454
>>743453
Well that's just silly.
No.743455
>>743453
HAAAAHAHAHAHAAAA
>>743449
go cat-cer and...uh...do what cats do!
No.743456
>>743452
Yeah. Lex always annoying like that. But he put a lot of the funding in so..
>shrugs
>>743454
We're Supervillains. Everything about us is silly.
>>743455
Clean up your Legos Cletus. Or don't complain when you don't have any to play with
No.743457
>>743456
I'm not going to complain, I'm going to enjoy the pain of whoever steps on them
No.743458
>>743456
Speak for yourself!
No.743459
>>743455
I will, goopman.
I'll infect to the extreme.
>>743456
Gaaaaaay.
>trots off
No.743460
>>743457
>shrugs
Whatever.
>>743458
Please. Don't even
No.743461
File: 1455677702642.jpg (411.18 KB, 1024x1681, 1024:1681, anti_venom__spiderman__by_….jpg)
>>743460
Just sayin', I ain't a supervillain.
No.743462
>finally awake and wobbly
My everyting hurts...
>propped up on a broom
>sweeping begins
No.743463
>>743461
le-garsp!
>>743462
WHO THE HELL IS THAT!?
No.743464
>>743462
>sitting silently nearby
No.743465
>>743461
You still on that Lethal Protector thing?
No.743466
File: 1455677900539.jpg (34.26 KB, 634x246, 317:123, 1837479-zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzaaa….jpg)
>>743462
>don't scare her
>don't scare her
>>743463
It's true!
>>743465
...wow that hasn't been me since the nineties, dude. Well okay it has been occasionally when I've been feeling edgy.
You're way behind.
No.743467
File: 1455677906239.jpg (53.98 KB, 500x477, 500:477, 4ea8e297c597c1a3c6e99f476d….jpg)
>>743463
My name is Fabiola Iglesias, I am the maid.
>>743464
>still a little wobbly
>at least she's up
Mr. Lancer, thank you for watching me.
You are like a guardian angel.
No.743468
>>743467
.....and ya still alive? wow this place has been through what three already?
>>743466
three right?
No.743469
>>743467
Don't thank me, your actual guardian angel is... probably lurking around here somewhere. You should still be careful, since you're recuperating.
No.743470
>>743466
Maybe your the one behind, I heard you'd abandoned your slott as Anti-Venom. Even rumors that you'd become "Agent Toxin"
No.743471
>>743466
>she's getting used to the fukcked up shit by now
Mister Brock.
>>743468
I am sturdier than I look.
>>743469
I did not think an old hero could be modest.
No.743472
File: 1455678201648.jpg (50.93 KB, 600x574, 300:287, anti_venom_speedie_by_d33a….jpg)
>>743468
Three what?
>>743470
>forced laughter
I don't know what you're talking about!
>shifty eyes
>>743471
Hey you're looking...well.
No.743473
>>743471
said the lady use'n a broom to stand
>>743472
maids this place has had
No.743474
>>743471
>he's looking pretty serious
I'm hardly the poster boy for being modest. This is the first time I've done something like this, so i'm just a little nervous.
No.743475
>>743472
I will be better when I heal.
>>743473
Here I stand.
>>743474
>Mini's zen mode
I will be well.
>forcing a smile through the pain
No.743476
>>743475
>kicks the broom out
No.743477
>>743472
That's what I thought.
>goes to his chambers to count his loot
No.743478
>>743475
Not to be rude but I'll believe it when I see-
>rushes to pick up the broom and catch mini
No.743479
>>743473
I think so!
...we ever have any butlers?
>>743475
Need a little help?
>>743477
Let us never mention that again!
No.743480
>>743476
>still up
>just wobbly
Ghhh...
>>743478
>and now in Cu's arms
Witness me, por favor.
>Mini now is not the time for Fury Road quotes
>>743479
Help?
No.743481
>>743479
HA! butt!
>>743480
just don't die in his arms tonight
No.743482
>>743480
>props her up with the broom
What? Was that a movie reference?
No.743483
File: 1455678684817.jpg (111.31 KB, 900x1215, 20:27, anti_venom_by_twilighttroo….jpg)
>>743480
Help!
>let the healing touch of Anti-Venom be known!
>>743481
...and that's why we don't have butlers.
No.743484
>>743481
Why did you do that?
>>743482
>uh
No.
>it totally was
>back with the broom
>>743483
>wew lads
>!
How-what-
No.743485
>>743484
because I'm freaking evil!
>>743483
what ya saying I'd do horrible ass related things?
No.743486
>>743484
Feel any better?
>>743485
I wouldn't put it behind you!
No.743488
>>743484
Didn't think you were the kind to watch movies like that.
No.743489
>>743486
yeah but I'd be making an ass of myself
No.743490
>>743485
Sin punta. Pointless.
>>743486
A little. Mister Lancer says I should be better eventually.
>>743487
>tfw too tired to scream
>>743488
>!!
>OH NO HE KNOWS
I...
>embarrassed
No.743491
>>743489
And it'd be a pain in their behinds.
>>743490
Well good. I happen to be a walking first-aid kit.
No.743492
>>743490
just like you being here?
>>743491
now that's just asinine
No.743493
>>743490
Action movies, huh? Alright I can get behind this.
>headpat
I'll take you to a movie one of these days when you're feeling extra grumpy.
No.743494
File: 1455679122207.jpg (71.07 KB, 645x542, 645:542, 2727403-the_will_saga_4_st….jpg)
No.743495
Well that was a well deserved break if I say so myself.
No.743496
>>743491
Thank you.
>hobbling over on the broom
>tfw 4 feet tall
>time for leg hugs
>>743492
Antagonismo sin razon. Being vile for the sake of being vile, it is pathetic.
>>743493
>!
>cheering up some
Mister Lancer... could you help me learn more?
Miss Bala likes you, and you are helping me already but...
>she wants to spend time with you Cu
>what do
No.743497
>>743495
>wiping Mormon brains on his pants
Why the hell did I do that.
>uh
Whoa.
No.743498
File: 1455679354307.jpg (85.24 KB, 1069x748, 1069:748, db660a83f85b007abd545c9c44….jpg)
>>743492
No need to be such a jackass about it.
>>743496
You don't need to thank me, your well being is enough thanks!
No.743499
File: 1455679378015.jpg (70.39 KB, 500x677, 500:677, 500px-Cletus_Kasady_(Earth….jpg)
>>743496
and yet I fell better then you, funny how that works out
>>743494
....okay
>>743495
hey Ka!
No.743500
>>743495
Holy hell, where've you been?
>>743496
Learn more what? Quit shuffling around like that it's making this awkward.
No.743501
>>743497
Uhhh hi?
Also you should wipe brainmatter on your pants. That gunk stains easily.
Trust me.
>>743499
...Carnage.
>>743500
Sorry for not being around, Lancer. It was out of my control.
Shao Kahn visited so I had to lock myself in my room for awhile to avoid contact with him.
No.743502
>>743499
What a startlin' example of true Terran wit.
Like goddamn, you guys are pretty much only good for your money.
>>743501
>Lying
About what?
>facepalm
Stupid fucking cat.
>
Ain't it cold? That's what I meant to say before my brain got in the way.
No.743503
>>743501
yeah THANKS for that!
>>743498
ya want me to get my head out my ass?
No.743504
>>743498
You are a hero?
>>743499
You are not a very good arguer.
>>743500
How to fight. Miss Bala says you are not human.
I want to be like you.
>Mini no
No.743505
File: 1455679621172.png (229.52 KB, 600x436, 150:109, Killer, healer, what's the….png)
>>743503
I think you need to butt out!
>>743504
Well...yeah!
I would've said I wasn't, but that self-loathing "I'm not a hero" thing is all played up these days.
No.743506
>>743504
it helps that I don't care
>>743505
I'm going to headbutt you
No.743507
>>743501
What, you had a visit from your estranged dad or something?
>>743504
>Mini no
She's not wrong. You're way too young to-
>wait a minute I was that age when I started with Teach
I'll give you a couple of pointers I guess.
No.743508
>>743506
Hey, ugly. You usually ignore people when you're talkin' to 'em?
Strange ass customs you guys got, like whining about messing up the bathroom for three weeks straight.
No.743509
>>743505
>beaming
>as much as she can anyways
You are a good person, mister Brock.
>>743506
Sin punta.
>>743507
>
>Mini why are you happy
>that's hell you're walking into
No.743510
>>743502
jokes on you! I'm not!
No.743511
>>743502
Interesting cat you've got there.
And no, but I get asked that a lot.
>>743503
I'm sorry!
>no I'm not
I didn't even know he was visiting.
>>743507
I guess he's my stepdad but I don't even like to call him that.
I hate him. I hate every single thing about him.
He ruined my life.
No.743512
>>743506
But will you?
>>743509
Thank you.
I try as hard as I can.
No.743513
File: 1455679941314.png (162.22 KB, 235x500, 47:100, tumblr_mh45ru6nHh1qdaocxo3….png)
>>743510
>Not lying.
Yeah you didn't have to tell me that one, Cat.
You jokes got like, strip clubs around here at least?
>>743511
>Not lyi-
Riiiiiiiiiiiiight. Don't suppose you'd know where the strip clubs are.
No.743515
>>743508
lost in the shuffle
>>743511
well if ya
>Lying
SON OF A!
>>743509
we use words here in America
>>743512
.....maybe
No.743516
>>743509
I'll teach you what I can without killing you.
>>743511
So why the hell was he visiting?
No.743517
>>743513
I'm afraid I don't.
>>743515
Oooookay maybe I did.
Somebody had to keep him distracted.
>>743516
Hell if I know.
Probably just to see Mileena.
No.743518
>>743513
I'm banned from all of them....but there are some up the street next to the bar
No.743519
File: 1455680268405.jpg (75.77 KB, 639x350, 639:350, Cletus_Kasady_(Earth-19411….jpg)
>>743517
he crushed my skull with his hammer!
No.743520
File: 1455680293611.jpg (53.98 KB, 500x477, 500:477, 4ea8e297c597c1a3c6e99f476d….jpg)
>>743512
You can heal the sick, like an angel.
>>743515
Espanish is the second most spoken language in this country.
Imbecil.
>>743516
I would like that.
No.743521
File: 1455680303870.png (306.17 KB, 397x563, 397:563, 2242748-screen_shot_2012_0….png)
>>743515
Don't strain yourself, Cylde.
>>743517
Really? You sure?
>Not lying
You're doin' that on purpose now.
>>743518
Oh there you are, almost forgot.
Any with uh, not Terran girls?
No.743522
>>743515
Well looks like we've reached a stalemate!
>>743520
I wouldn't call myself an angel, but that's a comparison I won't complain about.
No.743523
>>743517
Right.
>!
Oh, just remembered.
>tosses some chocolate her way
You never showed up on Valentine's Day, so don't blame me if it's a little melted.
>>743520
When you're 100% sure that you're all healed, bring it up again and we'll get started.
>sighs
Dun Scaith wasn't too bad for you before, was it?
No.743524
>>743520
and yet ya keep struggling with it
dork
>>743521
same place.....not all the strippers are human
>>743522
......wanna get the book of the dead?
No.743525
File: 1455680560959.png (543.33 KB, 1214x1592, 607:796, Be careful not to cut your….png)
>>743519
He does that to practically everybody!
It's like a hug coming from him.
>>743521
Positive.
And you carry that cat around with you everywhere?
>>743523
>takes it
Ahh yes, I forgot! Not used to these Earthrealm rituals.
No.743526
>>743522
I would like it if we could be friends.
>>743523
It was... scary.
I could not see. And it was cold. Like being in a void.
>>743524
Just like you struggle with your own language.
No.743527
>>743524
Might as well!
>>743526
We weren't already? Well sure!
No.743528
>>743526
.....that was it? no "asshole" or anything after it?
>>743525
are ya sure?
No.743529
File: 1455680710836.jpg (160.26 KB, 631x283, 631:283, tumblr_mgq9ncYkOq1qgp6v5o2….jpg)
>>743524
What's their policy on getting decked in the face in lieu of payment?
'Cause that's all they're gettin'.
>>743525
Trust me, I've tried killing her before.
>Not lying
But she's my partner, so whaddya gonna do.
No.743530
>>743525
>keks
Don't make the holiday of love sound so old and dusty.
>>743526
I guess it's kind of like that, huh. Maybe I'm just too used to it. It's where I learned to be like this.
No.743531
>>743530
>metaphorical nod of approval
>now eat your chocolate
No.743532
File: 1455680858164.jpg (195.66 KB, 615x727, 615:727, Carnage-marvel-comics-1465….jpg)
>>743529
they frown a pone it less then being stabbed
>>743527
sweet!
No.743533
>>743527
Thank you!
>>743528
Why would I waste the effort?
>>743530
>ghhhh
I will... brave my fears, if it means I can be like you.
No.743534
>>743528
...mostly.
The only people he doesn't do it to are Ermac and Mileena because those're his favorites.
>>743529
That must get obnoxious.
>>743530
>opens the box
There's nothing wrong with being old and dusty.
Lest you forget my age.
No.743535
File: 1455680979154.jpg (272.57 KB, 1024x1462, 512:731, carnage_by_soul_drawer-d39….jpg)
>>743533
well you've been doing it so fare figured ya want to keep going
>>743534
.....didn't help I told him we're bag'n
No.743536
>>743532
Surely nothing can go wrong here!
>>743533
No problem! Anytime anybody needs help, I'll be sure to deliver!
No.743537
File: 1455681004054.png (355.27 KB, 421x548, 421:548, tumblr_mg52dbL8qt1rsr1pzo1….png)
>>743532
>looks at the cat
Did you get any of that?
>Cat shakers her head
>>743534
Hunting race traitors down with her in tow gets a little old, sure.
And buying kitty litter is next to goddamn impossible.
No.743538
>>743531
>thank you
>munching happily on chocolate
>>743533
Nah, I'm not gonna bring you there unless we're doing the full course meal. I'm sure Bala owns a dojo somewhere.
>>743534
Want me to get you a wheelchair next time?
No.743539
>>743537
just don't stab'm and run if ya see the cops
>>743536
nothing!
No.743540
>>743536
You really are an angel.
>>743538
Full course meal?
>
I do not want to do something incomplete.
>she opted for bone runes son
>mini a dedicated
No.743541
>>743537
So what are the positives?
>>743535
You probably shouldn't do that, no.
I'm sure he doesn't appreciate the mental image.
>>743538
Oh yeah, these old legs of mine just can't support all of this anymore.
No.743542
>>743541
HA! well me and dad are going to get the book of the dead, don't stay out too late!
No.743543
>>743539
The what?
>>743541
>looks at cat
>cat looks back
...
...
...
Can you repeat the question?
No.743545
>>743543
law enforcement
and on that note
>back flips out the window
No.743546
>>743539
So what do you think we can do with a book of the dead?
>>743540
You're too kind. If I were an angel, maybe I'd be able to help a bit better. Sometimes I screw up, but I try!
No.743547
>putting the finishing touches on a bomb
And all the other devochiki opted for wood shop.
Boris, hand me my pliers.
>Needlenose, Kapitan?
We're making a bomb, not tightening the screws on a sink, Boris.
>tiny spark as the grounding wire is connected
No.743548
>>743540
Rune magic and spearwork go hand in hand in this course. Your circuits just aren't up for the job, and I can't force them to activate and start running on their own.
>>743541
I'll make sure to give you some softer chocolate next time so your dentures don't break.
>>743547
Again?!
No.743549
>>743542
Alright then, I'll try not to.
>>743543
...just forget I said anything.
>>743548
You're being too considerate of this old lady. I can take care of myself without breaking a hip.
>nomf
In all seriousness this is some good chocolate.
No.743550
>>743546
All we can do is our best and our worst. Asking for more is foolish, yes?
>>743547
>PROXIMITY ALERT KAPITAN
>
>minimaid's siezing up
>>743548
>h e l p
gkkkkt
No.743551
>>743549
Of course it's good chocolate. I have excellent taste.
>>743550
You knew this was coming.
>picks her up and lays her on a couch
No.743552
>>743550
I guess yer right, but still. Now! Onto do more good deeds!
...and to find the Necronomicon!
>rushes out the front door
No.743553
>>743548
I'm not sure what kind of answer you expect, dear Lancer. No one's asking you that you're fishing or holding that spear for the umpteenth time.
>
You might want to stand back.
>>743550
>hasn't noticed
Boris, our guest if you would.
>Boris drags in some poor tied up sod
Chen~ You weren't thinking of ratting to Chang like I know you were, were you?
No.743554
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No.743555
>>743551
>[screams internally]
>[muffled wail externally]
>>743553
>what is she doing
>aaa
>aaaaaaa
>tfw can't move but can see everything
No.743556
>>743551
I was already aware of that.
You are dating me, after all.
>>743554
>cough cough
Thiiiis got awkward.
No.743557
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>>743556
That's one thing we got in common on Wreath.
Guess we're robbing for food tonight, girl.
>Not lying
Damn straight.
>strolls out
No.743559
>>743553
>backs up while holding mini
>>743555
>worries internally
Uh... There there.
>>743556
Oh wow, now it's an official thing?
No.743560
>>743557
What an odd man.
What an odd cat.
What an...odd couple.
>>743558
>you're telling me
>>743559
It's official.
No.743561
>>743555
Now then-
>rips the tape off
>[muffled gangster screaming]
There are two things to remember when you're begging for your life.
One is to entertain the person holding the gun, and the other is to give them reason enough to be convinced.
>Y-You fucking Ruskie bitch! You think I'm afraid of a gun when you got a fuckin bomb tied to me?!
No, I expect you to welcome the gun.
>taps the bomb
The first layer in each pack is sawdust. Enough of the blast should be obscured enough to leave you with bleeding splinters for legs. My Makarov on the other hand will be quick and painless.
You have five minutes to decide.
>>743559
>gon get messy
There's a dog treat for you around here somewhere.
No.743562
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>>743560
>don't tell them you see me
No.743563
>>743559
>indignation levels rising
>not even at being handled like a doll
>why is Bala doing that she already won
>it's just needlessly cruel
>teeth: being grit hard enough to be heard
>[growling externally]
>>743561
>why
>WHY
>TELL ME WHY
No.743564
>>743560
I'll tell you what's official! You suck!
No.743566
And this ladies and gentleman is my new sonic cannon. I call it Sugarray
No.743568
>>743560
All the better that I don't get a chance to disagree now, huh?
>>743561
I think I'll pass on that.
>turns away
>>743563
>already turned away
>plonks her on a couch facing away from Bala
I don't like it either.
No.743569
>>743562
>your secret is safe with me
>>743564
No, no, no, no you were supposed to have gone home!
Get out!
>>743568
Sure don't!
>I hope Shao Kahn doesn't notice him...
No.743570
>>743563
>teeth grinding somehow heard over Chen's bawling
>?
>scary face still on
This isn't for little maids to be watching.
>>743568
Aw, and I was hoping to ask how your day of playing teacher had been going.
No.743571
>>743568
>crck
>maybe chipped a tooth
A-aniquilacion... what she is doing... IS ANIQUILACION!
>she means annihilation
>Mini calm down
>>743570
WHY
No.743572
>>743565
Aren't you supposed to be dead?
>>743569
You hurt my feelings. I practically raised you.
And what is this?! You're dating behind my back?!
I was never informed of this!
No.743574
>>743567
>>743566
...it's a big one...
No.743575
>>743572
I'm revenant Smoke, as a DLC character.
No.743576
>>743573
These...jams. They're so smooth, I'm losing the will to fight!
>>743574
Raiden! Don't get in the groove!
No.743577
>>743569
Who's the dude in the armour?
>>743570
After you're done playing.
>>743571
>rips off a part of her sleeve
>stuffs it in her mouth
Don't bite your tongue.
No.743578
>>743572
I don't need to tell you anything!
You're not my real dad!
>>743577
...that's Shao Kahn.
No.743579
>>743571
>I can see exactly where this night is going now
>god damn it
I'm a mafia boss, dear. Killing people is in my resume.
Hotel Moscow also does not abide snitches.
They, as the Americans are fond of saying, get stitches.
>>743577
Turned your stomach?
I even bought special barbecue treats.
No.743580
>>743575
You DLC folk have no place here!
...wait I'm not even in the game.
>>743578
Oh yeah? Who raised you for a majority of your life? It was me! It was Shao Kahn who raised you while King Jarrod was dead!
No.743581
>>743576
Really? I hate that song....
No.743582
>>743576
>tapping his foot
SNAKE IT'S HAPPENING!
No.743583
>>743577
>RRRRRRRR
>in too much pain to thrash
>itty bitty tears
>>743579
>AAAAAAA
>about to give into the pain from the runes
No.743584
>>743580
Look, I'm not going back to babysitting Goro.
He smells worse than a hundred dead Barakas.
No.743586
>>743578
Should I... be worried?
>>743579
I ain't some knight of honour but even I can tell this is... fucked. For the lack of a better word.
>>743585
>>743583
I wonder if there's any good movies on.
>channel surfing
>Cu this is not how you distract a child going through a lot of trauma
No.743587
>>743581
A weapon to surpass Metal Gear...
I can't let you unleash that thing on the world, it'll bankrupt the global economy and cause marijuana costs to bottom out!
Or my name isn't Solid Snake!
Which it is.
>>743582
Raiden? RAIDEN!?
RAIDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!
No.743588
>>743580
Because you killed him!
>>743586
I hope you can survive being clonked in the head by a hammer.
No.743589
>>743587
I've also got grenades that play Micheal Bolton b-sides
No.743590
>>743583
>>743585
>?
When the hell did you have the time to get a tattoo-
>waaaaaaait a minute
Ugh...Boris, take five.
>Da, Kapitan.
>Boris throws a tarp over Chen
>>743586
Please. Didn't you rape people?
Hypocrisy isn't very becoming, you know.
>but Bala-
No.743591
>>743586
>it hurts
>it hurts
>help
>>743590
>all her bones
>all of them
Ghh
No.743592
>>743586
Well at least you're better than Liu Kang, but what is this?!
You're wearing a shirt! And pants! Nobody in this family wears either of those!
>>743584
It's not like Tremor will do it!
So somebody has to!
>>743588
That's beside the point!
No.743593
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>>743587
How do I make it stop, Snake?!
>full on dancing now
No.743594
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>>743592
I cornedjuggled him for a little bit and he threw up, it was priceless.
And by that I mean I tried to sell it on eBay and nothing, apparently we don't get internet or electricity.
No.743595
>>743588
I'm made of tough stuff. But I don't think I'm that tough.
>>743590
In my younger, wilder days.
>back when sexual harassment was just a joke
>>743591
Nothing I can do. And I can hope for is that this is over soon.
>checks his watch
If it's not gone in an hour I'll do something.
>>743592
Uh, I got tights, is that good enough?
No.743596
>>743592
That's the exact point! You are the worst!
>>743595
Well I hope you're ready for impact, then.
He likes doing that a lot.
No.743597
>>743589
So you plan to enslave humanity with moderately bad music yet catchy music, huh?
This calls for something special.
>GDP: -300
>your package will arrive shortly
>>743593
DON'T YOU DIE ON ME
>Tackles
No.743598
>>743594
Can you even sell throw up there? I assumed that's like something you can't do.
>>743595
No.
>HERE COMES THE HAMMER
>>743596
You're exaggerating! I'm not Onaga, or Havik. Therefore I am only the second or third worst!
Not even close to the worst.
No.743599
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>>743591
>squint
>concern: yes
Who did it.
>>743595
I don't think you could be any younger than you are now.
>rrr
What'd you do to her, this is getting in the way of work.
No.743600
>>743595
>grippan onii-san as tight as she can
>this brings mild comfort
>>743599
>shakes her head
It is... going to be better.
No.743601
>>743598
Well not if you don't put it in a jar or something.
No.743602
>>743597
>tackled
Thanks, Snake...I feel as if I've been freed.
No.743603
>>743596
Wait, are you serious?!
>>743598
Whoa!
>dives out of the way
>>743599
She asked me for a personal favour and I did it. She wanted to be stronger for you.
>>743600
I'm not gonna cuddle you if that's what you want. I'm not that kind of dog.
No.743604
>>743597
Actually I was just going to hide them around the X-Mansion and hope people find them in the middle of the night.
No.743605
>>743598
You're worse than both of them too. Look, you've barely known Lancer for a couple seconds and you're already bashing his head in.
Simply the worst.
>>743603
Did you think I was joking?!
No.743606
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>>743600
That also isn't the answer to my question.
>mad bacon be all business
>do I help
>how
>>743603
>...
Boris.
>Boris turns around
>currently waterboarding Chen with gasoline
We'll pick this up tomorrow. Get the stove on.
>Boris sighs and drags the bound chink off
No.743607
>>743602
Don't mention it ki-why am I naked.
>>743604
Like Psylocke? She's that ninja...
No.743608
>>743603
>that's too fucking bad now isn't it
>because that's exactly what she's doing
>it could be worse
>>743606
>gkkt
>intimidated and also in pain
>pls
No.743609
>>743601
Does a tiny baggie work?
Can you ship it in a baggie?
>>743603
>
Should've just let it happen.
>>743605
I don't like the looks of him!
He dresses like a whore.
No.743610
>>743607
>shoves him off
Gross!
No.743611
>>743609
They break open in planes. And also are illegal because terrorists or something.
No.743612
>>743607
The ninja with that sweet Cumberbatch accent and ever sweeter rump. Yeah.
No.743613
>>743605
Actually, yeah!
>>743606
What do you plan with the stove?
>>743608
>ah fuck
>fine
>holding onto her while running around Shao Kahn
>>743609
I didn't book a squishing any time today, sorry.
No.743614
>>743610
Oh, there's the suit.
Faulty stealth suit...
>>743612
Does that have anything to do with her glowing weak spots?
No.743615
No.743616
No.743617
>Trudges in stinking like the outdoors and shame in his mental health
No.743618
>Trudges in stinking to high-heaven like the outdoors and shame in his mental health
No.743619
>>743617
>>743618
I swear to god 8chan the fuck is wrong with this shit
No.743620
No.743622
IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD, AS WE KNOW IT
AND I FEEL FINE
No.743623
>>743622
THIS IS YOOOOUR FAAAAAULT
No.743624
>>743623
Whoa there buster, don't make me bust out the green letters!
You do not want to see that, very ugly.
No.743625
>>743624
FUCK THIS
FUCK YOU
I'M GONNA GO PUNCH THE MOON
No.743626
Ghh... it is hurting less.
>
Miss Bala...?
No.743628
>>743627
>picking herself off the floor
>
No.743629
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>>743628
>...
>shuffling through notecards
>big question mark displayed
No.743630
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>Arguing with invisible Mooninites
No.743631
>>743629
>oh
>
My name is Fabiola Iglesias. I am the maid of miss Balalaika.
Who are you?
No.743632
>>743630
We are not invisible, we are just too advanced for your puny mind to perceive us.
>Yeah, like modern art!
No.743633
>>743631
>uh
>isn't that Wolf's sister
>shruggity
>"Quiet"
No.743634
>>743632
>>346
Hey!
Are you even listening??
>Eye lasers
>Explosions on the ground at their feet
>Char can totally do that
If I can still see the Sea of Fecundity this time tomorrow I'll have both your big fat heads on a pike outside my office!
Is that clear?
No.743635
>>743633
Quiet... that is your name?
>why is she mostly naked
>trying not to stare
No.743636
>covered in jelly
Last time I take a tour of a jelly factory
No.743637
>>743634
We're not fat.
>Yeah, body shaming is totally gay, bro.
Indeed, and that's not mentioning your own pudgy exterior.
>Lay off the Moose Tracks, asshole!
No.743638
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>>743635
>nodnod
>uh
>"Parasites."
>>743636
>"Told you it wasn't the same as Jelly Belly."
No.743639
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>>743638
I wanted to see if we good get a good rate on preserves.
Had to burn a lot of bridges to keep the jelly people from getting to me.
Also I can't set foot in Berrysfeild ever again.
No.743641
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>743637
THATS IT.
>Draws his weapon and fires the Quad Laser
I leave you to your impending doom.
>The enormous bullet lurches toward them with a "blip"-sfx
No.743642
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>>743639
>"It that has anything to do with Knott's Berry Farm I'll kill you."
>wipes the jelly off his face
>into a jar
>"Boss Jelly"
>>743640
>welp
>booterflai tat up
...?
No.743643
>>743641
The bullet is enormous!
>We are powerless!
No.743644
>>743642
>!!
>hop-skip-flips a few feet away
What-
No.743645
>>743643
I hope you can see this, because I am doing it as hard as I can.
No.743646
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>>743642
No no. Differnet place.
>
Careful, there might be some ashes mixed in. I was not kidding about having to burn bridges
No.743647
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>>743644
>disappears all tendon-y
>reappears behind mini
>taptap
>>743646
>"We're going on the Fireball, Boss."
>"I don't care how many puke buckets we need."
No.743648
>>743645
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>explode
>into pixels
>they'll be back
No.743649
>>743647
[!]
Q-que--how did--
No.743650
>>743647
See and here I thought you'd be a flume ride girl
No.743651
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>743648
>They always come back
No.743652
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>>743649
>balancing the "parasite" sign on her head
>thumbs up
>>743650
>"It's just a crop-top, not a bathing suit, Boss."
>"That one time with the inner tube doesn't count."
No.743653
>>743652
Parasitos... I do not understand.
No.743654
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>>743652
Fair enough. Not huge on water rides myself anyways
No.743655
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>>743653
>"Neither do I, really."
>"You look like Miller dressed you."
>>743654
>"Is it because you'll die or because there was a dookie in there last time."
No.743656
>>743655
Who? I am a maid, this is my maid dress.
No.743657
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>Flips on Interdimensional TV and starts pouring himself a drink
No.743658
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>>743655
I just don't like getting drenched with water.
Plus the camera always catches me when my face looks its weirdest
No.743659
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>>743656
>"And I'm a sniper, this is my sniper dress."
>"bikini"
>"thing"
>>743658
>"You're supposed to smile when that happens, you know."
>"The horn thing doesn't help either, really."
No.743660
>>743657
Mister Aznable, are you tired? Do you need anything?
>>743659
>uh
If it is easier, I can read lips.
No.743661
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>>743659
Remember Six Flags? I kept accidentally popping all those kids balloons?
No.743662
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>>743660
>"I wouldn't chance it."
>"I'll die if I talk or make any noise in English."
>>743661
>"The Terror of San Diego they called you, what about it?"
No.743663
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>>743662
Nothing. Just...I don't know...good times
No.743664
>>743657
Only six and a half grapples for a plumbus... Stealy you can do better.
>Sip
>>743660
I'm fine thank you for asking.
>He plops down on the couch
...
Actually - could you get a bath ready for me? I lost myself in the woods today.
No.743665
>>743662
I-I apologize, I did not know.
>>743664
Of course.
...Do you mean the hot tubs or the bathroom? I will need... very many detergent for the bathroom.
No.743666
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>>743663
>"There's always something else."
>"Come ooooooooooon"
>>743665
>shrug
No me molesta.
>cringing for the horrific death
>nothing
>few
No.743667
>>743666
Alright, fine, I'm hesitant to go back to amusement parks after that. I didn't like making that manybkids cry
No.743668
>>743665
Bathroom. Take your time I'm not in a hurry
No.743669
>>743666
>!
Ah! You speak Espanish!
>>743668
Yes mister Char.
>takes an especially long look at the spacenoid before producing a broom from her sleeve and running off to the bathroom
>she'd be out of there dizzy from bleach fumes a few minutes later
Guhh...
No.743670
>>743667
>"Softie."
>>743669
>uh
Un pollo.
>
Un poco.
No.743671
>>743669
>Didn't realize she had to clean it beforehand
No.743672
>>743670
Un pollo loco.
>pleased with herself
>maybe still tripping on fumes
>>743671
You may want to wait...
>coughcough
>at least the bathroom's spotless now
No.743673
>>743672
>wat
>...
>itches her tummy
>chicken...
>darts off
No.743674
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>743672
S-sure thing.
There's plenty of weird shit on TV right now to kill some time
>Pats a seat on the couch
No.743675
>>743673
She must be hangry.
>>743674
...Is it alright for me to not be working?
>taking a seat anyways
This show seems... very... what is the word, improvised?
No.743676
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>743675
Totally.
I mean what else is there to do right now?
No.743677
>>743676
Well... noting that I can tink of.
No.743678
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>743677
Then you'll be fiiine.
Just snap to attention if you see your boss..
OH- Man vs. Car!! Coooool...
No.743679
>>743678
>
That man just... died.
No.743680
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>>743679
It's alright - he's alive in another dimension...
>flips the Interdimensional TV channel up a notch to a parallel dimension where Michael Jenkins beat the shit out the car
See? Infinite possibilities
No.743681
>>743680
What kind of television is this?
No.743682
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>>743681
Interdimensional Cable. Rick hooked it up a while back.
Flipping through the channels shows the infinite possibilities of parallel universes... or at least the crap they air on TV.
No.743683
>>743682
A mirror into other worlds?
No.743684
>>743683
Yep!! Pretty much.
No.743685
>>743684
That is... amazing.
No.743686
>>743685
Yeah...
>Hands her the remote and stands up
Well I should take that bath before it gets cold. Have fun!
No.743687
>>743686
>alone with the TV
>looks left
>looks right
...Maybe just a little.
>looking for something saucy
>TV novellas yaaaaay
No.743689
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>>743687
>>743688
>People getting slapped left and right
>"Bueno"
No.743690
>>743688
>!
I WAS NOT BUSY WATCHING THE TELLYVISIONS I SWEAR-oh... you scared me Boris.
>>743689
This is good. This is very good.
No.743691
>>743689
Mm...
>not appropriate material for young girls
>>743690
I knew you would be wanting the popcorn, ''
молодая леди''.
Miss Balalaika has instructed me to make sure you are of not stressing yourself.
No.743692
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>>743690
>>743691
>"Do not speak, your eyes speak for you..."
No.743693
>>743691
Am I a burden?
>>743692
U-um...
No.743695
>>743692
>conveniently standing in front of the screen
>Boris that's not even inconspicuous
>>743693
Kapitan is not a woman who wastes time and resources on things and people she does not care about.
>
This is very questionable for a children's show.
No.743696
>>743694
Oh no, they are fighting!
>>743695
It is a novella, they are fun!
No.743698
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>>743696
>>743697
>Music blares from the screen as the characters spontaneously break out into party
No.743699
>>743697
It is a slug, jes.
No.743700
>>743698
>wince
>mild PTSD
>rrrr
>>743699
...
>well
>when in Rome
I am hoping it is being a...happy slug?
No.743701
>>743698
Eh? What a strange novella...
>>743700
I do not understand anymore...
>changing the channel
No.743702
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>>743699
>>743700
>>743701
>It is a rugged manly heartbreaker slug with muchos cojones
No.743703
>>743701
>>743702
>?
On another channel.
...Remind Kapitan to check her cable connections.
No.743704
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>>743701
>>743702
>the channel flips over
No.743705
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>>743702
>>743704
This TV is confusing.
>>743703
Okay, Boris.
>
Is miss Bala mad I did something without asking her?
No.743706
>>743704
>tempted to shoot
>>743705
>uh
>...
>stoic intensifies
She is not angry.
No.743708
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>>743705
>>743706
>Game Show time!
No.743709
>>743707
>sheesh
Do not be worrying about me.
>>743708
>uh
No.743710
>>743708
Oh! I like these.
>>743709
I am the maid. It is my job to worry about you.
>bright smile and headtilt
No.743711
>>743710
>internally hungry
>externally Boris
Da. I guess you're right.
No.743712
>>743710
>>743711
>Wandering past in a towel again
I'm heading to bed.
Stay away from the Interdimensional Pay-Per-View movies - I don't know how but they always find you and bill you.
Goodnight!
No.743713
>>743711
I will make you something nice.
>>743712
Inter...wha-oh, goodnight.
No.743715
>>743714
Spetznaz...?
>wanders off to the kitchen
>loud Spanish singing intensifies
No.743717
>>743716
I need some heeeeelp!
No.743718
>>743717
>boris mode activate
>operator's in
Chto valashye?
No.743719
>>743718
>blink
I need to learn Russian.
>
Someone has hidden the stool, I cannot reach the counter...
No.743720
>>743719
>hands laced together
>nod
No.743721
>>743720
>!
>footstool
I am going to make tamales.