No.743722
>WE JUST FUCKING CLEANED THE PLACE!
No.743723
File: 1455707685274.jpg (125.75 KB, 850x618, 425:309, water we doin 2 do on de b….jpg)
That is enough cleaning up. Phew...
>wanders off to the designated meido resting spot
>puts a Do Not Disturb sign around her neck
...
>zzz
No.743725
>>743724
>did it get darker
>cracks an eye open
>...and then the other one
>
No.743726
>>743725
>leans in
E-Euryyyaaaaale.
No.743727
>>743726
>HELP
>I NEED SOMEBODY
>HELP
>NOT JUST ANYBODY
>HELP
No.743728
>>743727
>scaring the smol: recognized
>crrreeeeeak goes the cast iron mask
Soooorryyyy.
No.743729
>>743728
>I just want to sleep I've been cooking and cleaning all night when I shouldn't even be moving or conscious
I-it is...alright.
>pleasedon'tsquishme
No.743730
File: 1455708370396.jpg (143.35 KB, 850x736, 425:368, sample-c17bf3e02d7768f1a0b….jpg)
>>743729
>desire to put in lap: immense
>IMMA DO IT
No.743731
>>743730
>AAAAAAAA
W-what are you doing-
>um
>well
>this is happening
No.743732
>>743731
>patpat
Sleep. Asterios protects. Watching. Be saaaafe.
No.743733
File: 1455708596131.jpg (62.39 KB, 708x347, 708:347, yfw this wasn't a spanking….jpg)
>>743732
Um...
>uncomfortable
>shifting around
Can you put me back, Asterios?
No.743734
>>743733
>comprehension is low, cap'n
>patpat
>oddly warm and comforting for a ten foot tall bullman
No.743735
>>743734
>...welp
I have no choice then...
>trying to curl up
>snoozan resumes a few minutes later
No.743736
File: 1455709240540.jpg (55.85 KB, 500x231, 500:231, tumblr_nxe7150yFE1ssg673o1….jpg)
>>743735
>yes
>this is good
No.743737
No.743739
>blasting Angel of the Morning by Juice Newton
No.743740
File: 1455730468603.jpg (70.19 KB, 446x395, 446:395, tumblr_n1bpzbKqTl1rj3pljo5….jpg)
Guess everyone is still snoozin
No.743741
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>Loud music from Char's room as his alarm goes off
No.743742
>>743741
If he can sleep through that he's probably dead.
No.743743
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>743742
>Music still playing as the Spacenoid makes his way to the kitchen for breakfast
Yo
No.743744
File: 1455732670129.png (555.74 KB, 1280x279, 1280:279, tumblr_mw4o1iD2xd1rj3pljo2….png)
>>743743
>eating a hot pocket
What it is brotha?
No.743745
>>743744
Wednesday. And a sunny one at that.
I was getting tired of the wind.
>Grabs a cup of coffee and moseys outside for a cigarette.
I'll be back later
No.743747
File: 1455739061763.jpg (166.61 KB, 500x667, 500:667, tumblr_nu4awsltyu1spjdwjo1….jpg)
>hanging out in the rafters
No.743748
If I am off duty until I recover then I do not need to wear the maid dress?
...It is cold.
No.743749
>>743748
Warming?
>leaning over
>bullman maine over the mini
No.743750
>>743748
Yeah. Leaving Windows open in February tends to make things cold
No.743751
File: 1455741511145.jpg (109.09 KB, 591x779, 591:779, c7ea6d66c6c5a031ed2c41bb97….jpg)
>>743749
>muffled beaner noises
Gah!
>>743750
The windows open?
No.743752
>>743751
That and the broken skylight
No.743753
File: 1455741631281.jpg (143.35 KB, 850x736, 425:368, sample-c17bf3e02d7768f1a0b….jpg)
>>743751
Asterios is warm. Sharing. Not good?
No.743754
>>743752
There is nothing I can do about that, I am only just the maid.
>
Why do you dress like Halloween?
>Mini half the people here do pay attention
>>743753
It is... nice.
No.743755
File: 1455742225894.png (537.28 KB, 600x786, 100:131, 264bd190daac058e9c7a60f8c4….png)
>>743754
>this pleases the bullman
Make small happy.
No.743756
>>743754
>trying to do his best "Bruce" voice
I'm Batman
No.743757
>>743755
My name is Fabiola, please do not call me "small".
>>743756
>...
>...
>...
Oh! Are you like la Capucha Roja?
>she means Jay
I have only heard him complain about the "Batman".
No.743758
>>743757
Fa... Fab...
>grrrr
Small.
No.743759
>>743757
Capucha Roja? Is that really what you call him?
He means the original Batman.
No.743760
File: 1455743443702.jpg (109.09 KB, 591x779, 591:779, c7ea6d66c6c5a031ed2c41bb97….jpg)
>>743758
Guh... fine.
>>743759
That is what his name is where I come from.
>
There is more than one?
>Mini don't know nuffin
No.743761
>>743760
Yeah. I'm the third one.
No.743762
>>743760
Small... not feel small.
>puts minimaid on his shoulder
>9'7'' monster race
No.743763
>>743761
I am the-
>formerly
second maid to the Lovelace family. One of the thirteen "great families" of South America. My name is Fabiola Iglesias.
>>743762
>WOAH OKAY TOO HIGH
Ah...!
No.743764
File: 1455743928892.jpg (181.71 KB, 1024x1365, 1024:1365, inktober__earth_2_society_….jpg)
>>743763
I'm Batman. I fight crime
No.743765
>>743763
Small is tall now!
No.743766
>>743764
I know. La Capucha Roja-err... mister Todd, says that it is not enough.
Your type of justice would not work where I come from.
>>743765
>so this is what it's like to have to look down to see people
I think I like this.
No.743767
>>743766
Tall sometimes not good.
Small better sometimes.
No.743768
>>743766
Mister Todd's way isn't 100% effective either.
No.743769
File: 1455744922148.jpg (53.98 KB, 500x477, 500:477, 4ea8e297c597c1a3c6e99f476d….jpg)
>>743767
Eh? But then people do not look down on you.
>>743768
It works better than prisons.
No.743770
>>743769
I've seen enough people take up evil men's names to know that sometime killing one thing only stirs up something worse.
Hell, I've seen enough people walk out of the grave more insane than ever.
No.743771
File: 1455745429038.png (537.28 KB, 600x786, 100:131, 264bd190daac058e9c7a60f8c4….png)
>>743769
Small, advantage.
>pats his chest
Bigger target.
No.743772
>>743770
In Colombia, killing someone ends them.
Nobody wants to take the place of the people oppressing us. And the ones that do get killed too.
>Latin America, Dickie
>very violent
>>743771
I do not like it when people do not see me, it is like I do not exist...
No.743773
>>743772
Sounds like the cycle of violence is just as unending.
No.743774
>>743772
Small, good! Not see you coming.
>mashes his hands together
Underestimate enemy, die.
No.743775
>>743773
>...
It is true. But at least it feels like something is happening.
How can you see the same people do the same things every time and not feel like you are powerless?
>>743774
That is what mister Lancer and miss Bala said.
No.743776
File: 1455746166792.jpg (173.82 KB, 850x996, 425:498, sample-a34c9ff13d73b85f18f….jpg)
>>743775
Rule of fight. Don't hold back.
>puts his hand down to his knee
Small, look weak. Enemy not know small strength.
No.743777
>>743775
I am powerless. Its never going to stop. Throw em in jail, put em in the ground, it will never stop.
But if what I do stops one kid from losing his parents, one person from burying the person they love the most. If I can help in any small way. That's enough.
No.743778
File: 1455746875833.jpg (53.98 KB, 500x477, 500:477, 4ea8e297c597c1a3c6e99f476d….jpg)
>>743776
You want me to use my stature to my advantage?
>>743777
The cost sounds too great. I am glad I am not a hero, it is too much for me.
No.743779
File: 1455747034862.jpg (166.61 KB, 500x667, 500:667, tumblr_nu4awsltyu1spjdwjo1….jpg)
>>743778
Its sorta all I know.
Well that and how to be an acrobat.
No.743780
File: 1455747425211.png (537.28 KB, 600x786, 100:131, 264bd190daac058e9c7a60f8c4….png)
>>743778
Uh huh.
>fervent nodding
>Ast pls
No.743781
>>743779
I only know how to do maid things.
>and kill people
>Lovelace assassins woop
>>743780
I will do what I can.
No.743782
No.743783
>>743781
And assassinations are considered maid work these days?
No.743784
File: 1455748821728.jpg (55.85 KB, 500x231, 500:231, tumblr_nxe7150yFE1ssg673o1….jpg)
>>743781
Is good. Small is good.
No.743785
>>743783
>!
I will protect my master by any means possible. I cook, I clean, and I take the lives of any who would hurt her.
>>743784
>guh
Yes... small is good.
No.743786
>>743785
The Blone Russian Woman with facial scarring and huge.....tracks of land, right?
I think I faced off with her back when when arcs were a thing.
No.743787
File: 1455749144728.jpg (44.39 KB, 460x337, 460:337, Azula's angels react to ru….jpg)
>comes in and randomly burns a patch of carpet
No.743789
>>743786
You fought miss Balalaika?
>>743787
>grumbling
>slaps her maid dress back on and hops off Asterios' shoulder
Why would you do that?
>fire extinguisher from under the dress
>fwwwsssssh
No.743790
>>743789
Because you shoved a pancake in my mouth previously, heathen.
No.743791
>>743789
Not her personally. But her goons certainly wished I would stop moving so much.
No.743792
>>743789
Keep flower safe.
>>743790
Small is good.
No.743793
>>743792
Who...or what are you?
No.743794
>>743790
Para venganza, you say.
>points the extinguisher at Azula
How petty, I thought they taught royalty better.
>>743791
I hopeyou did not hurt Boris.
>>743792
I will keep your flower safe, Asterios.
No.743795
>>743793
Asterios is Asterios.
>ten foot tall bullman represent
>>743794
Is good flower.
No.743796
File: 1455749563328.jpg (100.88 KB, 419x632, 419:632, tumblr_o2chi6j7eY1tfxzd5o2….jpg)
>>743794
...I might have kicked him in the face.
No.743797
>>743794
Ha, as if that's going to do anything to me
>>743795
Nice to meet you, I'm Princess Azula
No.743798
>>743795
It does not grow here, where did you get it?
>>743796
...He has a sturdy face, at least.
>>743797
I can try.
No.743799
>>743797
Not hurt small.
>>743798
Greece. Not grow anymore.
No.743800
File: 1455749794320.jpg (135.47 KB, 493x853, 493:853, tumblr_o2chi6j7eY1tfxzd5o4….jpg)
>>743798
Well that's good. He didn't seem like the worst guy. Just wrong place wrong time.
No.743801
>>743798
Try me, I am a superior person in both class and race...the fire nation had ruled for milennia before you were even born..
>>743799
I won't if she doesn't hurt me.
No.743802
>>743799
Eh? But then how-oh... you are one of those espirits.
>>743800
He is a good person.
>
Do you know where the stool is? I need it to stand on so I can reach the kitchen counter.
>>743801
So did the Romans. That does not hold very much weight anymore. Heir to an ancient kingdom is no different to a maid.
>ahem
I do not want to spray you, please do not make my job more difficult.
No.743803
>>743801
Fighting good. Hurt small bad.
>>743802
Asterios, Berserker.
No.743804
>>743802
Fine, I won't hurt you
>>743803
I just said I won't hurt her.
>taking a seat on the couch
No.743805
File: 1455750243640.jpg (198.27 KB, 727x813, 727:813, tumblr_o2chi6j7eY1tfxzd5o3….jpg)
>>743802
A whole stool? Why not just use one of the apple crates that's sitting in the pantry?
No.743806
>>743803
...I will call you Toro. Is much shorter.
>>743804
I appreciate it, ma'am.
>>743805
The stool is easier to carry around.
No.743807
>>743804
>satisfied bullman sounds
Fire?
>>743806
Toro...
No.743808
>>743806
Your call.
>passes her a stool
No.743809
>>743807
It is almost like that movie, My Neighbor Totoro.
>>743808
Muchas gracias.
>pleasant smile
No.743810
File: 1455750656751.jpg (192.81 KB, 850x649, 850:649, sample-3ca4134b51ad96150b7….jpg)
>>743809
Torotor...grrrr.
Toro.
No.743811
File: 1455751272512.jpg (218.91 KB, 655x800, 131:160, tumblr_nskcirUqIM1r8sddyo1….jpg)
No.743813
File: 1455751601744.jpg (153.83 KB, 800x1094, 400:547, 8110aeae79508d3b59b00a53d2….jpg)
>>743812
You sure are, whoever you are.
No.743814
>>743811
Little quiet ain't so bad.
No.743815
>>743813
Princess Azula, since you felt so kind to ask
No.743816
>>743814
It's kind of nice. The chaotic din of the past few days is a little much.
>>743815
A royal, huh. Didn't think monarchies were still held in value.
No.743817
>>743816
Technically former royal, my kingdom is long dead, technically my daddy made me queen when he became god-king.
I still refer to myself as princess though, since I was really queen for only a day.
No.743818
>>743816
Yeah, plus when it's quiet, means people can recover a bit, not get burned out too quickly.
>>743817
Don't forget how your brother deposed both you and your father and ended up shifting the flow of power into the creation of a Republic.
No.743819
>>743818
That too..
doesn't mean I won't still refer to myself as a princess
>big smile
No.743820
>>743817
Don't tell me: time shenanigans.
>>743818
It almost feels like a cantina again, doesn't it?
No.743822
>>743820
Time and universe shenanigans is why me...and some times my girlfriend, show up here
No.743823
File: 1455752445188.jpg (315.44 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 2339313-7178024864_7df9887….jpg)
>>743819
Well that would be your title.
>>743820
I'm thinking about going and cleaning out the hot tub. Been used as a storage closet for too long I think.
No.743824
File: 1455752539999.jpg (933.11 KB, 1628x1152, 407:288, Azula and friends with han….jpg)
>>743823
Exactly, Manta...
No.743825
>>743822
I really need to stop playing with my space/time beam. Stupid glitches... I might be accidentally damaging the fabric of the universe.
>>743823
Now that sounds great.
No.743826
>>743825
Technically I still exist in my timeline though, except I'm old
I'm sort of unstuck in time...I don't even understand all this techno mumbo jumbo though honestly. me being basically from a medieval time period and also being 14
No.743827
>>743825
I think all the fans are in there.
>>743824
Exactly.
No.743828
File: 1455752747299.png (170.78 KB, 500x698, 250:349, tumblr_nr1wzgJQIZ1rbrgo3o1….png)
>>743826
Sounds about right. By that I mean I have no idea what you just said, I just blow people up and sometimes commit xenological genocide.
>>743827
Why would fans be in the hot tub?
No.743829
>>743828
That's fun, me and my kingdom know genocide well ourselves
We wiped out a bunch of peaceful air monks
Except one, who ended up being the reason my brother is now in power
No.743830
>>743828
Because people stopped using the Fans. Maybe also some clubs in there.
No.743831
File: 1455753164850.jpg (517.83 KB, 1100x712, 275:178, samus_by_baimonart-d6gl1hp.jpg)
>>743829
I exterminate planets' worth of deadly aliens. Though I suppose to them I'm the alien.
>>743830
Now that's just primitive.
>...
Is that why I found a spare Batgirl suit full of... well...
No.743832
>>743831
Yeah, we did it to try to kill god...
Didn't exactly work as I mentioned already
>playing with a small flame in her hand
No.743833
>>743831
>that's exactly why you found a spare Batgirl suit full of "stuff"
No.743834
>>743831
It was full of soup wasn't it?
...Man Soup.
No.743835
>>743832
Kill a deity, huh. I did that once.
Collapsed a whole galaxy. Luckily that galaxy had all life extinguished long before I arrived.
>>743833
But why?
>>743834
Humans can be disgusting.
No.743836
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>>743835
As a human, I resent that.
No.743837
>>743835
>Humans are disgusting
No.743838
File: 1455754289954.png (666.94 KB, 556x800, 139:200, tumblr_nlufge1xDx1u06roeo1….png)
>>743836
Resentment noted.
>>743837
See? He gets it.
No.743839
>>743838
>you don't know the horrors I've seen from this place
No.743840
>>743838
He also shoots at the TV every time he see's a movie with Carl Weathers
No.743841
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>>743839
I don't envy your observational prowess one bit. I'd probably go crazy like that whorish version of me.
>>743840
Nobody's perfect.
No.743842
>>743841
>on a interesting note
>the maid does not fear the red guy at all
>I think he's too much of an asshole
No.743843
>>743842
Carnage isn't really a threat anymore. All he does is snark.
I'll be the first to say his wit isn't as biting as he thinks it is.
She's also probably used to being insulted and berated. Maids are like that.
No.743844
>>743843
>that's a shame on all accounts
No.743845
File: 1455755610475.jpg (153.83 KB, 800x1094, 400:547, 8110aeae79508d3b59b00a53d2….jpg)
>>743844
I'll say.
At least this maid seems to be able to recover from shock fast. She might be a keeper.
No.743846
>>743845
>I have recordings of two others before her
>a dog and a female that was also a killer
>the dog may have eaten chocolate and died
>the woman was eaten
>I find both hilarious
No.743847
>>743846
Let's hope for the best. This one's cute.
No.743848
>>743847
>you think someone is cute
No.743849
>>743848
I can think things are cute. There's nothing wrong with that.
No.743850
>>743849
>until people think you are the cute
>then you must kill them like the rest
No.743851
>>743850
I wouldn't exactly call myself cute.
>
No.743852
No.743853
>>743851
>9/10
>I mean you still kinda look human
>but the mandibles are defiantly a nice touch
No.743854
>>743853
Jeez. And here I am trying to dissuade the opinion.
No.743855
>>743854
>should have picked a human to pull that with
>.....just not one here
>no really, they would stick their dicks into anything here
No.743857
>eating all the leftover chocolate from Valentine's
No.743858
File: 1455758390344.jpg (357.72 KB, 795x334, 795:334, shouldnthismaskdothisonits….jpg)
>>743856
>I've seen
>it was horrible
No.743859
File: 1455758594345.jpg (15.09 KB, 236x309, 236:309, dba3c7091770a9eda118de56eb….jpg)
>>743858
I pity your eyes. And I should get going before the craziness tries to infect me.
No.743861
Bountex.
>[Bountex: Your One Stop Bounty Shop]
>[To register your account, please insert your credit code followed by the pound sign]
Yeah fuck this, just show me any outstanding bags for Sector 2814.
>[Certainly, The Will]
>
Ragna the Bloodedge? Who names these assholes?
No.743862
Must you sit on me?
>Well, yeah. I want this wheelchair.
>exasperated vampgramp noises
No.743863
>>743862
>?
This is what passes for a wheelchair house on Terra?
Isn't there supposed to be more, you know, doin' it? One on Wreath was famous for that.
>Lying.
Like I was gonna tell 'em about the disintegrations.
No.743865
>>743863
You there, bald man. Some assistance in extricating this nuisance would be appreciated.
>What a pain in the ass you are sometimes. Would it kill you to not be a stiff prick?
...Are these all double entendres.
>At least your brain works.
No.743866
>>743864
What the fuck is that.
>>743865
"Bald man"? You lot got a funny way of askin' for help. By that I mean you don't have one at all, can't keep track of all the dipshits I have to explain common etiquette to on their own planet.
>uh
I mean if she's not fronting I'm pretty sure you can call your bouncer, man.
No.743867
>>743866
Young man, had I a care for this century's etiquette I would have asked for lessons and not pest removal.
>Pest? Why I oughtta-
>Charisma E
Go.
>and Kanno fucks off grumbling
And I was going to pay, too. Children these days...
No.743868
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>>743867
>kid
>minor instinctive desire to rip Vlad's jaw off
Kinda filled-out for a kid, don't ya think.
>tfw xeno resistance to charisma
So who the hell're you, spooky. Last person who talked about centuries like they were nothing had a TV for a head.
No.743869
>>743868
You may call me Vlad.
>sizan Will up
No.743870
File: 1455763171819.jpg (43.25 KB, 573x576, 191:192, 2727400-the_will_saga_2_ed….jpg)
>>743869
>fucking Robot IV
>rrrrr
The Will. Remember the "The".
>Lyingo Catto wends around Vlad
That aqua whore is Lying Cat.
No.743871
>>743870
>eyean Catto
What an odd couple.
No.743872
>>743871
>Not lying.
She makes the interrogation part easy at least. Nobody knows how they do it, but they do.
>
This ain't a wheelchair house, is it. I'd know 'cause I've seen plenty of wheelchair houses in my day, and I can tell by the wallpaper.
No.743873
>>743872
What on earth is a wheelchair house, boy. Maybe I need to mention it a second time but I'm quite old. These new concepts tend to elude me.
No.743874
File: 1455763636139.jpg (105.97 KB, 1024x760, 128:95, saga_fan_art__the_will_and….jpg)
>>743873
Byword for a handicap playhouse.
And that's a byword for a strip club. I consider myself an expert on these topics.
>Not lying.
Damn straight.
You'd think prosthetics or stem cells or some shit would be more prolific out of the rim, but I guess not. Terrans usually live as long as dinosaurs?
>
We have'm too on Cleave, so what.
No.743875
>>743874
Not usually. You could say that one's deeds outlive them.
>g h o s t
No.743876
>>743875
Liiiiiiiiiiike?
Goddamn you are one aloof son of a bitch. Step in the right direction after all the idiots, I guess.
Then again you guys barely made it to Luna without almost packing it in, guess I can't expect much.
No.743877
>>743876
Such an impatient youth. I was the voivode of Wallachia in the early fifteenth century.
No.743878
>>743877
>Not lying
Yeah I assumed that, doesn't help me understand what the hell any of that means though.
>guh
So if you were that, that means you're something else now. McSpacey's short order cook?
No.743879
>>743878
What the devil is a McSpacey's?
There'd be no use explaining what I am, it's longwinded and utterly pointless for others not involved to comprehend.
No.743880
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>>743879
>
I like you already.
>uh
McSpacey's? Outer Rim fast food chain? It's good food, in space?
>Lying
It's calories, you stupid cat. You eat the equivalent of fried horse in a can.
No.743881
>>743880
I've never ventured beyond the stars, so I wouldn't know what you mean.
>observan Cat
Fascinating. It does not need to understand to know when truth is told.
No.743882
>>743881
>Lying
Current theory is they're uh, whaddya call it...psychotic.
>hissss
Psychic, yeah, whatever.
Place sure seems like a bounty dive, though. Goddamn ghost town right now.
No.743883
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>>743882
The Moon Cell... I suppose you're right, cat.
>
You're speaking with one right now, you know.
No.743884
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>>743883
...Like a Horror?
>maybe a little actually afraid now
No.743887
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>>743885
I wouldn't be The Will if I wasn't afraid of anything.
>Lying
Would you butt out.
>>743886
>uh
No.743889
>>743888
The hell was that??
No.743890
>>743887
>eyean Enk
And now is my time to go.
>spiritmode
No.743891
>>743888
What in the hell.
>>743889
Ever hear of lady meteors? Common out by Alpha Centauri.
Nah, how the hell would I know.
No.743892
>>743889
>prying self out of the impact crater
>entirely fine
Nya?
>>743891
Oh! I've never met you before!
No.743894
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>>743892
You got me mistaken with somebody else, I always meet the weird eunuchs that crash in from meteors.
>Lying.
Shut up damn it.
No.743895
>>743893
Why are you so apprehensive? I won't bite! Unless you're my friend Gilgamesh but you're not so I won't.
>>743894
Cat!
No.743896
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>>743895
>...
Whassa matter, suddenly not a cat?
>'Mrrrr
Ah screw you too.
No.743897
>>743895
Sorry - I'm just used to being the one crashing into the ground from space
No.743898
>>743896
I like cats.
>
Wait, what meteor?
>>743897
I didn't come from space, Gil just knocked me across a few continents, that's all.
No.743899
>>743898
Close 'nuff.
>Pouring a drink
No.743900
>>743898
That'd be you, uh-
>do I say darlin'
>eh
Well the point is people falling from space ain't normal around here from what I understand.
No.743901
>>743899
You're from the stars?
>>743900
>blink
I never worried anyone before.
No.743902
>>743901
Yep!!
Well - beyond the Moon at least.
No.743903
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>>743901
I'm not the type to get worried about xenos.
>but Will you saved that Sextillon kid
>guh
This place gets weirder and weirder.
No.743904
>>743902
Have you ever seen someone do this?
>yanks on his hair
>head splits in two
>there's a bird sitting on a stick where a spinal cord should be
>It's Not Unusual.mp3
>>743903
>would talk but there's currently a dancing bird going on
No.743906
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No.743907
>>743906
>pulls his head back together
>muffled It's Not Unusual continues
Neat, huh?
No.743908
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>>743907
Neat's a word for it.
>Terrans; made of earth?
>nah, their heads explode just as good
Some planet you guys have here.
No.743909
File: 1455767781165.jpg (134.3 KB, 850x686, 425:343, sample-e97f74214bd1c188e13….jpg)
>slip-n-slide's in
>clonk
Ow!
No.743910
>>743904
>>743905
>>743907
That's quite the trick there!
I've seen a lot of things in my time as a soldier, but that tops the weird list.
No.743911
>>743908
It's a great place to live!
>>743910
You're interesting, but you're not human are you?
You feel different.
No.743912
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>>743911
Not my kinda place.
Hell, now's about the time when the rowdies get tossed on the street. Some things never change.
Let's vamoose, Cat.
No.743913
>>743912
>pulls a lyre bird out from his torso
>The Lonely Man.mp3
No.743914
>>743911
I am a Newtype.
We're humans that have adapted to communicate across the void of space.
No.743915
>>743914
Wonderful! Are there other people out there?
No.743916
>Bernie Sanders seen rubbing his hands at college fundraiser
No.743917
>>743915
Tons. The planet Jupiter is almost it's own system with all its moons.
No.743918
>>743917
I should tell Gil, we love to travel to new places!
No.743919
Not being allowed to work is so boring...
>pout
What should I do?
No.743920
>>743919
A perfectly reasonable question to ask no one in particular, hmm.
No.743921
>>743920
>geh
I apologize, sir. I am trying to learn not to complain out loud.
No.743922
>>743921
It's a bit of an oxymoron, "trying to learn."
It's not as if learning is a switch to be turned off and on. Excuses aren't exactly becoming of your profession, are they.
No.743923
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>>743922
No, they are not.
No.743924
>>743923
"Do what thou wilt, buster." As one philosopher duck said.
But it always helps to mean it at the same time.
No.743925
>>743924
But I was told not to work until I have recovered.
No.743926
>>743925
It makes no difference, really.
The Lancer playing at being his mentor is only slightly more of a concern.
No.743927
>>743926
You know mister Lancer?
No.743928
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>743918
Space is definitely a nice place to visit... it ain't the kind of place to raise your kids like they say, though.
No.743929
>>743927
I know everyone, Fabiola Iglesias.
>when did he get that empty shot glass
What will it be, your job or your responsibility.
No.743930
>>743929
Another angel?
>uh
I do not want to be a burden.
No.743931
>>743930
Something like that.
Although Castiel would posit that I bear little resemblance to the rest of them at this point.
And they still call Perdissa one of their own, after her blasphemy.
No.743932
>>743931
>reflexive smile go
>this is a telltale sign that Mini is confused but doesn't want to show it
Eh?
No.743933
>>743932
>what is omniscience, my dude
She carved the Name into her own flesh, of course.
Allowable on technicality, thanks to her delusions, but she didn't stop there.
>Lucy stop
No.743934
>>743933
I do not remember this from Mass.
No.743935
>>743934
No, the Latin Catholics tend to superimpose their own morals; on the New Testament exclusively.
Skilled enough at hiding from the truth though, are we.
No.743936
>>743935
I do not presume to know more than the angels.
No.743939
>>743937
Are you...God?
>>743938
>H E L P
No.743940
>>743938
Good to have you back, Aznable.
Status quo helps keep things clean around here.
>>743939
>
The next best thing.
No.743941
>>743940
>gears turning
>aaaaand
>
No.743942
>>743941
If you're going to act surprised at everything, the least you could do is effuse a bit more.
An "el Diablo" thrown in or something. I might appreciate it.
No.743943
>>743939
>>743940
I guess. It's awfully quiet
>>743941
>Expecting a scream of terror or something now
>>743940
Hey Lucy can you not scare off the maid? This one actually cleans the place.
No.743944
>>743942
>and she's down for the count
>mini maid: RETIRED
>>743943
>clonk goes the meido
No.743945
>>743943
The small canine in the same uniform did too, when she wasn't emulating the time-stopping shirtless man.
I'm not fond of favors, Casval.
>handful of popcorn taken
>the rest got noticeably Charred
This will do.
>>743944
>smdh tbqh fam
Another one bites the dust.
>
Which reminds me...
No.743946
>WHAM
>something's hitting the wall
No.743947
File: 1455772764956.gif (100.2 KB, 700x468, 175:117, tumblr_nfxhcenkN71qjxb31o1….gif)
>>743946
>singing the french fries song
>???
No.743948
>>743944
Aw dammit.
>>743942
>>743945
Man why you gotta be pulling the spook shit all the time? You'd really think you'd have figured out the PR thing works better when you're not making little girls poop their pants.
>>743946
???
No.743949
>>743947
>WHAM
EURYAAAAARRRRRR
>>743948
>ten foot tall minotaur charging through a huge hole
>and making a beeline for the mini maid
No.743950
>>743948
I'm curious what reason you'll apply to me why I should care.
I'm not like those two coquettish angels with the clothing weapons in that I have no desire to return to the Silver City.
The acoustics in here are suitable anyway.
No.743951
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>>743949
>gasp
THE COWS ARE COMING TO TAKE REVENGE FOR ALL THE BURGERS WE EAT!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!
No.743952
>>743949
>Cowboy mode ACTIVATE
>Hops on it's back
YEEEEEEEEEEHAW!!!
>>743950
>Mocking tone:
"WoOOoooOOoo look at me I'm the devil I'm here for your undying soul."
That's you. That's what you sound like.
No.743953
>>743952
>already sat down to play piano
Still going?
No.743954
>>743951
UURRRRAAAAAA
>just kinda
>backhands Gappy aside
PROTECT SMALL
>>743952
AAAAAAAAAA
>thrashing around until he comes to a stop in front of the meido
>then he just plops down in front of her like a big dumb guard dog
No.743956
>>743954
>Bucking around on its back.
>>743953
You gonna play us a song, Billy Joel?
>>743955
>It comes to an abrupt stop and Char flies off
No.743957
>>743954
>!!
>whack
>tumbled into the wall
>bubbles released on impact
I'll...be vegetarian from now on.
No.743958
>>743956
>Piano Man in progress
No.743959
>>743958
>In a heap on the floor
Huehuehue I knew it.
No.743960
>>743957
Eat cows bad.
>>743956
>??
Am not ride! Am Asterios!
No.743961
>>743960
A talking cow?
I think I'm freaking out!
>bubble pops on a ceiling light
>the light is now inside the bubble
No.743962
>>743961
>entirely used to the pitch blackness of the labyrinth
>spoopy red eye glow
Small man not funny.
No.743963
>>743962
Do I look like a comedian?
Because I'm pretty sure this is-
>distant DUSTO
...deja vu.
No.743964
>>743960
I am Char.
And we should probably tuck Fabiola into bed if she's gonna be out for a while...
No.743965
>>743963
YOU THINK YOU FUNNY, FUNNY MAN?
I SHOW YOU FUNNY!
>
Oh, but Asterios busy. Come back later, smash another day.
>>743964
Small hurt?
No.743966
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>>743965
>!
>
I think I peed a little
>S&W ready for the rumble
No.743967
>>743965
Nah I think she'll be alright. She just got real scared and fainted.
No.743968
>>743966
>
>on Softo
>haha Servants are ghosts
>>743967
She be okay?
No.743969
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>>743968
>gurk
I sat down!?
>S&W pouring out bubbles
I...I guess I wanted to.
No.743970
>>743968
Yeah.
>Picks up minimaid and takes her off to bed
No.743971
Awwright, time to find out how much of a success you are, 2B.
No.743972
>>743971
>[Running initial startup]
>[preliminary scan in progress]
>[eliminating Norton]
I am as successful as you made me, Maker.
No.743973
>>743972
Metis said the same thing, and she turned out to be a colossal waste of time, energy and resources.
>
What're you waiting for, strut your stuff. Show off. I built you to be a goddamned badass, so be it.
No.743974
>>743973
I did not know I was in need of an invitation, Maker. I will be sure to file this information away for later.
>mechanical whirring
Projecting grunts.
Initiating Sonic_Unleashed.exe.
>whoosh
No.743975
File: 1455776735524.png (125.45 KB, 487x495, 487:495, tumblr_npiwfaefU81rzclqfo1….png)
>>743974
Now that's what I'm talkin' about.
Not quite as destructive or regenerative as Casshern, but it'll do.
I really botched it with giving them self-awareness. Guess even I can't play at God.
No.743976
>>743975
Initializing Trickster_Dash.exe
>intangibility engage
>dashing through all the mobs
Cellular destabilization imminent.
>consecutive BOOMs
Action movie pose achieved.
No.743977
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>>743976
Alright, you've earned the right to exist. Congratulations.
>turns a dial on one of her gear bracelets
>confetti shoots out
No.743978
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>>743977
Boss? What are you doing here?
No.743979
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>>743977
>skids to a halt
I have been programmed to express the appropriate amount of thankfulness at this action.
>languid golf clap
>gear falls out of her armpit
>
I am injured.
>>743978
>[threat detected]
No.743980
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>>743978
Eh? Oh, you're... with the DS programming team.
I could ask you the same, but I'll just retort with this instead: I go where I wanna go.
>>743979
God. Dammit. Should've sprang for carbonadium supports.
>
Don't kill the lackey, 2B.
No.743981
>>743979
Guh... robots. I think I'll stick to spirits.
>>743980
Right...
>
Work's completed. We've essentially cracked Chaldea's Fate system. Using the older demon summoning program we've managed to do away with the annoying gatcha and substitute spirit fusion to receive different results.
No.743982
File: 1455777531738.jpg (190.18 KB, 1280x746, 640:373, tumblr_nrzv9f6JQu1rkgff0o1….jpg)
>>743980
>submitting for inspection
Designate "Lackey" has been added to whitelist.
Self-diagnosis has located key structural deficiencies in accordance with intangibility drive.
And a distinct gothic fashion sense.
>>743981
Alcohol cannot fix your bad taste.
No.743983
>>743981
It's about damn time. Those secretive assholes should've just cooperated, saved us some time and grief.
>>743982
We'll iron out the kinks.
>
The gothic thing is cute though so we're keeping it.
No.743984
>>743982
>did I just get burned by a robot
...
>oh my god I did
>where's my retort
>I don't have one
>oh my god I lost
>>743983
Since that was my project, I'll be taking my leave.
No.743985
File: 1455777829715.jpg (127.86 KB, 850x722, 425:361, sample-acdb94344b4bebd8f4a….jpg)
>>743983
Appropriating gothic culture; parameters increasing.
New skill: [SAD POETRY] added.
New skill: [SWEET TOOTH] added.
>>743984
You cannot tell but my optics are positioned so as to give off a sardonic vibe.
No.743986
>>743984
Huh? Oh. Yeah, whatever. I don't have any more work for you right now.
>>743985
Oh you're perfect.
No.743987
>>743985
Damn hunk of metal.
>>743986
Another day, boss.
>strolls off
>gonna bully Arty something fierce
No.743988
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>>743986
Maker, you designed me to be the most effective combat module using as little resources as possible.
My programming forces me to question the usefulness of frivolous hobbies.
>>743987
I am composed of 78% silicon-
>oh she left
No.743989
>>743988
To give you something to do when you're not murdering people. 24 hours in a day, gotta fill'em out y'know.
No.743991
>>743989
>>743990
Dual purposes?
Accepted, making necessary RAM space.
>...
>...
>burp
Awaiting instructions.
No.743992
>>743990
>>743991
This one seems like a real piece of work
>siiip
No.743993
>>743991
You're going to be hunting down your predecessors. They've all left my "care" and I want them back, alive or in pieces. I don't really give a damn which, just interested in the resources I put into them.
>>743992
I'm trying something new. Entirely synthetic life's a first for me.
No.743994
>>743993
Hm...
>Sip-
What ever became of project "Labrys"?
No.743995
File: 1455778870999.jpg (133.56 KB, 850x1704, 425:852, sample-a82160fb924fab529a9….jpg)
>>743992
Affirmative, I am a constructed consciousness.
Will you be making an other bright observations?
>>743993
Designates "Aigis" "Metis" and "Labrys" have been added to blacklist.
If my database is lacking, please inform me.
No.743996
>>743994
What about Labrys.
>>743995
That'll be all until I can upgrade you to handle Casshern and 009.
Your intangibility drive's still unstable.
No.743997
>>743996
I haven't seen her in ages.
>>743995
If you're lucky.
>Sip
No.743998
>>743996
Yes, Maker.
Sensors indicate marble cake in the near vicinity, I will procure it before exfiltration.
Databases are also showing lack of current GPS locations for predecessors.
>>743997
Detecting quickened pulse.
Emotional inference drives have unlocked [smug]
>
No.743999
>>743998
>Staring at her tits
sorry, what?
No.744000
>>743997
You probably won't be seeing her again. Not in one piece anyways.
Mistakes were made. It's back to the drawing board. Maybe I'll repurpose them and start from scratch. Could always use a maid.
Speaking of, I saw the small one. Cute kid, little young for the service industry though.
>>743998
Metis is already in pieces: I self-destructed her some time ago.
I'll upload probable locations and last-seen coordinates to your feed when I get home.
No.744001
>>743999
Sexual harassment perceived.
Though fundamentally sexless, my chassis has elicited a hormonal response.
Combat mod [pervert destroyer] priming.
>>744000
Affirmative.
Failsafe code needed in the next 60 seconds before initiation of antagonism.
No.744002
>>744000
>"Not in one piece anyways."
>"Mistakes were made."
>Eyebrow raises
>"Could always use a maid."
>Maid Labrys
>Intrigued
>>744001
Hey I think your new robot's about to wreck herself.
No.744003
>>744001
God-
>ahem
"Quirinius".
>>744002
I had a feeling you'd make that face.
Interested?
No.744004
>>744003
Totally.
Fabiola's cute but she's too young to have any real fun with, ya know?
No.744006
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>>744002
I am required to inform you that watching me subdue myself is the closest you'll ever get anyway.
>>744003
>[Quirinius] accepted
>visibly relaxes
Are my objectives to be changed?
No.744007
>>744005
If we're being technical, Labrys is only a few years old. Maybe three. But it's a gynoid so whatever.
>>744006
Metis' pieces are to be retrieved, Labrys is to be brought in whatever condition deemed necessary to subdue her. Aigis is a nonissue.
No.744008
>>744007
>>744006
>in whatever condition deemed necessary
She's no good to me without her consciousness intact.
No disintegrations.
No.744009
>>744007
>>744008
I am not capable of disintegrations.
Atomic rupture on the other hand I am more than capable of achieving.
No.744010
>>744009
None of that then.
No.744011
>>744008
Sorry Charth Vader, I do things my way.
Besides, I've got backups of her consciousness. Just needs a memory purge.
>>744009
And when you find'er, let'er know Kokonoe sent you.
No.744012
>>744010
I do not answer to you.
>>744011
I will begin a radial search until location uplink has been established.
Commencing Vindictive Mission.
>nyoom
No.744013
>>744011
>"memory purge."
You're making a mistake to wipe that out.
>Turns to leave after the cunt toaster
No.744014
File: 1455780968756.jpg (211.28 KB, 850x1202, 425:601, sample-857fd7853dc02ef279f….jpg)
>>744012
At least this one listens to me.
>>744013
My mistake was giving her self-awareness to begin with. Machines were never meant to think on par with humans.
No.744015
>>744014
Duh.
You already let that genie out of the bottle.
You're just going to wipe it out now it's doing something you don't like? Isn't part of the point that it-she can be reasoned with?
No.744016
>>744015
I'm wiping it out because it's interfered with my goals.
I would've just let her slip away if she wasn't destroying my efforts to push forward.
Now she gets to see what retaliation looks like. I'm going to take away the singular thing she values more than existence.
I'm not one to be crossed.
No.744018
>>744016
Noted,
>Helmet back on
>The Zaku takes off
No.744019
File: 1455781677662.jpg (54.28 KB, 534x566, 267:283, de6d5c3174a6528a60962330e6….jpg)
>>744018
Wonder if he still wants her as a maid... assuming 2B doesn't go overboard.
No.744020
Родина, сладкий родина, whatever will we do with you.
>Kapitan?
Putin is doing our work for us again, Boris. Remind me to send that man a gift basket for being a truly c ума сволочь.
Prep a pseudonym, we have work to do.
And God save the Queen.
No.744022
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>>744021
>
A cat, is it.
How much stake do you put in omens, Boris.
>Not much, Kapitan.
It's just as well, but it never hurts to protect your assets.
No.744023
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>>744022
>cat throwing Mercer's voice through itty bitty chunks of biomass hidden around
>he's been setting this up all day
Omens omens omens omens.
No.744024
>>744023
>spooked: maybe
>damn Russian superstitions
I suppose it wouldn't have done to hold out hope for an animal that didn't talk.
>Kapitan?
You already have an assignment, Boris. ''
Получить к нему.''
No.744025
>>744024
>stalkan up
>purring way too loud for a cat this size
No.744026
>>744025
>puff
>ashes near the cat
I'm going to be wonderfully busy soon so I suggest you don't eat up any more of my time or attention.
No.744027
>>744026
>are those tendrils coming out of the tear ducts
Busy busy busy busy.
>it's in her voice this time
>Meowcer cut it out
No.744028
>>744027
>UM
>...
>looks at the cigar
If that's what I sound like maybe I need to lay off these things.
>guns probably useless
>Lancer probably useless
>oh well
I won't repeat myself.
No.744029
>>744028
>rolling near her foot
>it sounds like a steamroller crunching the ground
>you might wanna move those toes
No.744030
>>744029
>I'm just gonna
>steeeeeeeeep over this
>right stiletto caught in the ROADRORRA cat
>snap
Son of a bitch.
>ugh
No.744031
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>>744030
Do you fear us?
joinusjoinusjoinusjoinus
>spook in full throttle
No.744032
>>744031
>visibly paling
>externally Bala as hard as she can
Is this what passes for horror these days.
It's a step above those "psychological thrillers" Hollywood likes to peddle around but I'm losing what little patience I have left.
No.744033
>>744032
save us
"I don't wanna die!''
NO!
AAAAAAAUGHHrrrgghgll
>it's just a cacophony of horrified screams
>Meowcer pads away
No.744034
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No.744036
>>744035
>I hate everything
>everything
>things could just go right but nooooooooooooooooooooooooo
....
>is that a talking pink cat woman
No.744037
>>744036
The hell did you do to set the fucking demon cat off?
No.744038
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>>744037
>GONNA HARDEN MY HEART
>GONNA SWALLOW MY TEAAAAAAAARS
>uh
I don't pretend to be an expert on these kinds of things.
You look more well equipped anyway.
No.744039
>>744038
Couldn't pay me enough to deal with that thing.
>shudders
You looked terrified out of your wits. So I decided to distract you with conversation.
>maybe not entirely a cunt
No.744040
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>>744039
>you'd really think being a scary mob boss would be easy
>I bet Jason doesn't have to deal with this shit
I wasn't under the impression I was in need of service.
>Bala come on
Just another aspect of life to ignore.
No.744041
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>>744040
I sympathize with you, bacon lady. That's not a common occurrence.
>
Guess introductions are in order. Professor Kokonoe, bitchy scientist.
Your go.
No.744042
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>>744041
It seems as though the direction of this conversation is already out of my hands.
It isn't a feeling I enjoy, much less encourage.
>god fucking
Since privacy is apparently nothing more than a suggestion these days you can probably find all you need to know with your little space-age doodads.
Miss Balalaika.
No.744043
>>744042
So say something you wanna say.
>
Which by your scent and body language is "leave."
I'm not stoppin' you.
No.744044
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>>744043
Wouldn't kill ya t'make a frien' you didn't build, Koko.
>
>aw man she's gonna get mad
>pads off
No.744045
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>>744043
>did she just
There's only so much taking of what somebody thinks they know about life and throttling that a person can take.
Though I'll admit my perspective is probably a little different than magical pink cat...person.
>nnngh
But you had the decency to be amicable. So I'll reciprocate.
>>744044
>seriously just what the fuck
No.744046
>>744044
Fuck off-
>he's gone
Ugh.
>>744045
Story of my life, Bala.
>
I'm calling you Bala. That's just fact now.
No.744047
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>>744046
I'm sure the comrades that died for me to earn that name salute you for diminutizing it for easier consumption.
>how do I not bitch
Demon horror cats have a way of messing with your personality.
No.744048
>>744047
Deal with it.
>counter-bitch deployed
Psychotic assholes with hateboners for your family and existence in general do too.
>shot glass go
>peppermint schnapps
Why the fuck can't the nihilists just off themselves instead of trying to kill everyone else.
No.744049
>>744048
Good help is so hard to find these days.
>except Fabiola
Truthfully the nihilists make for the best grunt work. Convince them it's in their best interests to point their Columbine-addled heads and triggers away from you and pay them like normal.
>that smells good
You can ask the cat yourself what his philosophy is, I don't have the extraneous feline parts for it.
No.744050
>>744049
Only if they can be reasoned with. Some are just deadset on killing you, everyone you've ever seen and everyone else they can see.
>tucks her hand back into her sleeve
>and out
>glass refilled
>chug
I prefer to build my own help from the ground up.
No.744051
>>744050
>Revy: Nazi arc
Then you put them down like the diseased animals they are. Seems simple enough to me.
Then again guns kill most of the things I want dead, it makes life all that easier.
>two can play this game
>cleave flask ahoy
Fear is the most useful motivator I know.
No.744052
>>744051
And this is where the "magic cat person" thing comes in play.
I've got enough nukes stashed under my lab to start and win World War III and it doesn't mean a goddamn fucking thing.
>flask spotted
>third refill and gulp
I hate my life. I hate my job. I hate that stupid fucking prick who just won't die and there's not a goddamn thing I can do about it.
>
I can't even hate anymore, had to lobotomize myself so I wouldn't go crazy and hit the launch button to escape it all.
No.744053
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>>744052
>...
>tips the rest of the flask up
It's almost funny. There was a time when I thought my outfit was capable of starting and winning World War III, even without the nukes.
But then that bastard from Outer Heaven had to project his own analogy on me and took me from my men for far too long. At this point I'll be picking up the pieces for a decade.
And then what. Just look at you, no doubt there's magic to back up those bombs if you really felt like it. Being a big fish in a small pond is all I'm good at.
>slug
But we Russians have a saying. Без муки нет науки. "Adversity is a good teacher."
If only those fools had lived to see days like these.
No.744054
>>744053
>shrug
I could turn this whole dump into a marble I could hold in my hand. Drop a meteor and start a new ice age. It's all meaningless.
>sip
All I want is for one person on this globe to just cease to exist and despite everything at my disposal I can't even do that.
I'm sure you know what it feels like to have power in your hand that in the end amounts to nothing.
No.744055
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>>744054
More than you know, pink cat woman.
Do you know what it's like to tell a man that idolizes you that he's just not as good as he needs to be?
>
>pours out into Koko's glass
Proxnost.
To what is left.
No.744056
>>744055
>retrieves Bala's flask and hides it in the sleeve for a sec
>returns it
>schnapps time
God do I. Then again he still almost died for me.
I was so touched I went out of my way to save his idiot life. Turned him into a demon cyborg.
No.744057
>>744056
>?
>sniff
>this works
I don't have those kinds of resources at my disposal.
If and when some higher power decides I've become too much of a liability, my men and I will get nothing but a passing salute.
It's what I would do.
No.744058
>>744057
So that's how you wanna go out. Not with a bang, but a whimper.
>drains her glass
>and shatters it
>
Dammit.
No.744060
>>744058
>>744059
We're already the walking dead, Professor.
>strong
>hands a hanky
No one lives forever, but we all have a duty to do until we die.
No.744061
>>744060
Doesn't mean you can't make a racket before you're snuffed.
>picking glass out of her hand
...
>takes the hanky
Tager. Get in here and do something useful.
No.744062
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>>744061
>gig nig incoming
>CRASH
Sorry about the roof, whoever's the caretaker of this establishment.
>!
Kokonoe, your hand!
>tfw hands too big to assist
>tfw no electromagnetism
You... might want someone with smaller hands.
No.744063
>>744061
>...
I've heard worse advice from bleeding people.
>>744062
>bounces a little in her seat
Some cavalry.
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>>744062
>rubbing her temple with her good hand
You're useless at delicate tasks and 2B is out. Use the pliers.
>>744063
Nobody deserves to die quietly. Unless you're hot garbage. Then yeah, dying like a dog, hidden from view is nice.
No.744065
>>744063
My apologies, ma'am.
>>744064
Right.
>pliyahs
>delicately extricating glass like he's building a ship in a bottle
No.744066
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>>744064
I guess that depends on your definition of hot garbage.
>>744065
>eyean
>puff
No.744067
>>744065
At least your hobby has some use.
>>744066
To put it into perspective, you're not garbage. Otherwise I'd be berating you for merely existing and breathing my air.
No.744068
>>744066
Did you need something?
>hasn't even looked up
>d e m o n s e n s e
>>744067
I'm glad you're alright enough to complain.
>Dermoplast sprayed from his hand
>and wrapping
No.744069
>>744067
An adequate drinking partner you may be, but let's not get ahead of ourselves.
We're both a little too grown up to be acting like we own any place.
>>744068
When I can articulate it better I'll be sure to let you know.
No.744070
>>744068
Yeah yeah.
>guh
Hand's fine, go.
>>744069
I recognize trash when I see it.
Might be a little crispy but garbage you're not.
No.744071
>>744069
If you say so.
>>744070
>guh
Kokonoe... about the other models, do you really need to scrap them?
No.744072
>>744070
You'll understand if I don't believe a complete stranger.
Not as if I'm quick to be garbage in the first place, that is.
>always with the scars
>sip
No.744073
>>744071
Yes. I'm not one to be made a fool of. Examples will be made.
Now go.
>>744072
Suit yourself.
>sip
Your life.
No.744074
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>>744073
...
>but Labrys was my friendddd
>lumbers off
No.744075
>>744073
It is, which is why it's just as you said.
I won't be made a fool of. Examples will be made.
>shakes flask
>empty
>buh
Awfully quick to give advice for someone so deep in the pit themselves, hm?
There's something to be said for empathy as it is.
No.744076
>>744075
Nothing better to do at 2AM in a dump in the swamp with a perfect stranger.
No.744077
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>>744076
The obvious questions don't really matter either, do they.
>
It's also 3.
He seems like a real gentleman.
No.744078
>>744077
They're obvious after all. It's a waste of breath to even mention them.
>
Damn watch...
>
He's called the Red Devil on the field. This isn't the field.
No.744079
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>>744078
Leaving me with plenty of options.
>Fabiola should be in bed by now
>Boris is getting the fakes together
>not a complete waste of time
>maybe relaxes a little
So damn tired.
No.744080
>>744079
I was never good at smalltalk.
>
So what exactly is it that you do, you were talking about once having the force to win World War III. That's not a conventional amount of firepower.
Paramilitary? Private company?
No.744081
>>744080
Ever read Hound of the Baskervilles?
>
Nah, maybe that's not the right depth right now.
In essence, I make La Cosa Nostra look like kids playing cops and robbers in the back yard.
You I assume do something like make things like your big friend there, but if you want to tell me anyway I'll listen.
No.744082
>>744081
I'm the head of an organization that churns out stuff like Tager alright. As well as whatever the hell else I feel like doing.
On paper we're a government think tank but that government doesn't really exist.
No.744083
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>>744082
So really just an excuse to do whatever it is mad scientists do.
Doesn't sound so bad to me, if I was into that kind of thing.
No.744084
>>744083
Way I see it, being mad is a requirement to being a scientist. To forego what classifies us as a social species to further the advancement of civilization and push boundaries and norms.
It's just not normal, is it.
No.744085
>>744084
>shakes her head
I kill people that I want killed, sell things that I know will make money.
>shrug
Sometimes I torture. Consider me blue-collar if you will.
No.744086
>>744085
Do what you will, I guess.
I just like tinkering. Everything else is an excuse.
No.744087
>>744086
As long as you enjoy it.
No.744089
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>>744088
I'm 38 years old and if I don't have lung cancer now, it'll happen soon.
Alcohol is the only thing that dulls the stress that I'll allow myself.
No.
No.744090
>>744089
Sounds like a "you" problem.
>
You're not a bad drinking buddy either.
Here's to a miserable job.
>
I do hate my job a much as my surgically altered brain will allow me to dislike something. But I love what I do.
No.744091
>>744090
Every problem is a you problem.
>tch
Whatever works.
>booze very yes please now
No.744092
>>744091
>just hands her a flask with a stylized cat captive cap
It never runs out.
If you'll excuse me, my herd of stuck-up "genius" morons need my foot firmly a foot up their collective asses.
Can't leave'em alone too long or they grow egos.
>trots off through a portal
No.744093
>ssssssssssssssip
Now those are some real characters. I love it, similar yet so vastly different in backstory!
No.744094
>>744092
>why am I so inexplicably angry
Cats for a dog person.
>thumbing the cap
What was I doing again.
>>744093
>yeah absolutely not
>slinks off to bed
No.744095
>>744094
That one smells quite pungently of Lancer... and cooking oil but that is besides the point.
Oh, how the misfortunate cling to each other, little realizing they're only pullinh themselves to their doom!
Doom!
DOOOOOOM!
Yes, that is rather fitting isn't it?
No.744099