No.744100
>Moon Knight presents: How Not to Drive
>Lesson One: Real driving is not like bumper cars
No.744101
>>744100
>How Not to Drive
>Lesson Two: Obey posted traffic control devices
No.744103
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Pfft, who comes up with these dumb memes?
No.744104
LESSON THREE
ALWAYS MAINTAIN VIGILANCE AT THE WHEEL, YOU LITTLE BAAAAAAASTARDS
No.744105
They are having the traffic safety lessons, Err.
>Buncha queers ain't even watch me ride dirty
Indeed, we shall have to rectify their lack of paying us any attention most brutally.
>Haaaaaaaaa, brutal rectums.
No.744106
>Lesson four:
>I AM THE RULES
No.744107
>>744106
Oh look, Err. A golden tank.
Excuse us sir, but that is most definitely our tank you're sitting on right there.
>Yeah, so fuck off!
No.744108
>>744107
Claiming one of the king's the treasures as your own? You mongrels must have a deathwish.
No.744109
>>744108
Oh but you are mistaken.
>Damn yes!
You see, that is our tank, and has always been our tank. For all time.
>We need it for McDonald's, so move it!
No.744110
>Lesson Five: A box is not a car
No.744111
>>744110
A boxcar, now that's funny.
>Funny like my ass.
No.744112
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>>744109
Move it? Well, if you say so...
>And now he's riding the tank towards you
>What do?
>>744110
>[?]
No.744113
>>744111
>looks like somebody was late to Christmas decorating
No.744114
>>744112
>squished
You fool, there is no defeating our advanced bodies.
>We do crunches and shit!
You and your third dimension.
>just
>angle upwards again
>>744113
Err, did you get this for me?
>Shit I dunno, thought I gave you a card for Mama GAP
No.744115
>>744112
>please do not stare too curiously at the box
>it's not important
>>744114
>this is not a gift box
>do not open the box
No.744116
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>lesson six: let me out of this fucking box
No.744117
>>744115
The box is mocking us.
>I don't appreciate that shit.
I appreciate you using your words, Err. Now let's flip it off, most totally.
>>744116
>Holy fried titties!
Do not take the name of fried titties in vain, Err.
>Yeah yeah, awright.
No.744118
>>744114
Is that so?
>begin stab rain
>>744115
There's something strange about this box...
>>744116
Where are all these boxes coming from?
No.744119
>>744116
>that's not a lesson
>a box should be your friend
>you should never feel trapped in your box
>>744117
>don't flip off the box
>the box is a valuable member of society
>>744118
>THERE IS NOTHING STRANGE ABOUT THE BOX
No.744120
Is somebody moving or something?
Because if anybody asks, I uh, have a thing.
No.744121
>>744118
Your flames and pitchforks cannot help you now.
>it's time
>for quad laser
The bullet is enormous.
>You are powerless!
>>744119
>Stay in that box, we're fighting!
No.744123
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No.744125
>>744124
dude weed lmao
dude weed lmao
dude weed lmao
dude weed lmao
dude weed lmao
dude weed lmao
dude weed lmao
dude weed lmao
No.744126
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>>744119
But I can't pinpoint what....
>Mmmmmmm...
>MMMMMMMMMMMMMM
>>744121
>watching the laser move
...Is this gonna take long?
No.744127
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>>744117
They're better en flambe
>>744118
>peeks up out of the box
Stage props, my friend.
>>744119
>that sounds like Snake talk
>and I'm no snake
>I'm a star
No.744128
>>744121
>okey dokey
>>744127
>I'm not a Snake
>BUT I WISH I WAS
>>744126
>THERE IS NOTHING SUSPICIOUS ABOUT THE BOX
No.744129
>>744126
Yes.
>the bullet inches forward with a ert sound effect
>...
>Man this thing sucks.
>>744127
>You're en flambe!
Now now, Err. You should at least tip her.
>Makin' it rain up in this bitch!
>tossing singles
No.744130
>>744128
>you were a Snake for like two minutes, remember
>wait how did I get in here
No.744131
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>>744129
I am offended. So much in fact that I'll make sure you can't toss this money at any other innocent women.
>stuffs the notes into her hat
>it's a living
>>744128
>wait then what are you
No.744132
>>744130
>yes but I will never be Snake Snake, Snake.
>just a different Snake
>don't ask me, I'm hiding from the Patriots
>and some weird monster guy
>>744131
>I AM THE LIGHTNING, THE RAIN TRANSFORMED--
>wait I'm not allowed to tell you
No.744133
>>744127
Oooh!
>clap clap clap
>>744128
Well, only one way to find out!
>going to open the boooox
>>744129
Alright then... I guess I'm just going to...
>Gilgatank's pipe pointed at them
>BOOM
No.744134
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>>744132
>you can't really be mad about when you went back in time to try and kill dad, right
>wait monster guy
>>744133
KID GET DOWN
>secondary box deployed
No.744135
>>744131
Hot.
>Bangin'.
>>744133
Would this be a bad time to-
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>ding
No.744136
>>744133
>the box scoots away slightly by like...a couple inches
>PLEASE DO NO OPEN THE BOX, THE CONSEQUENCES COULD BE DIRE
>>744134
>yeah he's big, white, and carrying a large net
>he kidnapped me once for indiscriminate reasons
No.744137
>>744136
>is he related to the Red guy?
No.744138
>>744136
>these are the kinds of things we're supposed to talk about at group
>what's the viability of bear traps and dynamite?
No.744139
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>>744135
Uhahahaha! Another victory for the King of
Heroes!
>>744136
That box just moved! But how? Unless it's not the box but a-
>>744134
AAAH!
>Now inside secondary box
Huh... I actually feel kinda safe now.
No.744140
>>744137
>I don't know
>I think so
>nice bush by the way
>>744139
>feel the safety of the box
>FEEEEEEEEL
>>744138
>I don't go to group, Snake. I'm a mysterious loner
>and I think those are very viable
No.744141
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>>744140
>thanks
>I've been watching these people for days
No.744142
>>744139
The cardboard box; the most state-of-the-art stealth weapon at your disposal.
Treat your box right, and it'll treat you right.
There isn't much you can't fix with a good box.
>>744140
>That roadrunner...
>wait can we back up what Patriots
No.744143
>>744140
>I'm feeling it
>I'M FEELING IT
>>744142
With this box... I think I may finally stand a chance at beating my record at hide-and-seek-across-the-world! Thank you, box mongrels! One day I shall repay you! But for now...
>Boxgamesh awaaaay~
No.744144
>>744141
>that must've been a toll on your sanity
>you have my condolences
>>744142
>THEY TRIED CONTROLLING ME AGAIN THE OTHER NIGHT
>hence why I'm in a box lined with tinfoil!
>it was the Colonel Campbell AI!
>...or it was a hallucination again...
No.744145
>>744143
There goes a man about to embark the best kind of relationship.
A man and his box.
>>744144
>But I blew that up in 2014 seriously what is going on
>and what if you have to pee while you're in there, that model of box isn't outfitted with a toilet!
>you'll have to get some tinfoil inside you
No.744146
>>744143
>You're really feelin' it
>>744145
>Beats me
>And yeah, I'm just positive that'll go well
>...actually it might
>I gotta get that checked out
>scoots off
brb gotta get dinner
No.744147
>>744146
>...
>...
Well now I'm just stuck in this box.
Heh...
No.744148
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>yelling over the phone
I fucking told you morons, do not activate the Boundary portal without my goddamn supervision! Do you wanna get sucked into an abyss and turned into a monstrosity?
No.744149
>>744148
>munch munch munch
Not like I wanted to eat in quiet or anything.
>Not lying
Shut up, Cat.
>
Oh dear fuck they learned how to stand up and dye their hair.
No.744150
>>744149
Who the actual fuck-y'know what I don't even care. The fact that you'd compare me to a primitive ancestor speaks volumes about you, monkey.
No.744151
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>>744150
Only difference is I'm not shallow enough to dispute it.
>Lying.
All the monkeys I've seen have had pretty good gigs goin' on.
Not bein' from this rock helps too.
No.744152
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>>744151
A Lying Cat, for a monkey you've at least got a sensible companion.
No.744153
>>744152
...'cept for those monkeys from Vegeta. Or what's left of it.
>Mrrrr
Sounds to me like appeasement.
>holo screen up
>ads a tally mark
>for a whopping two
Sensible implies I haven't tried to dump this stupid bitch every chance I gt.
No.744154
>>744153
Sensible implies an idiot like you needs a superior species to keep you in check.
No.744155
>>744154
You can't talk to me that way, I earned my badass bounty hunter name all by myself.
>Lying.
You just choose when you wanna understand sarcasm, huh.
>LC sitting at Koko's feet
Goddamn.
No.744156
>>744155
So what is it, Caped Baldy?
>scratching LC
Hairless. Dad'd faint if he saw you.
No.744157
>>744156
The Will.
>...
Damn Terran incidental music program.
>whacking a Zune
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrYODOHx7DY
No.744158
>>744157
I swear there was already a Caped Baldy too. Weird.
No.744159
>>744158
Relative of the Cat or no, keep calling me Caped Baldy and we might have a problem.
Specifically 'cause I ain't even bald, there's some fuzz there.
No.744160
>>744159
Aren't you a sensitive one. At least your predecessor could handle the banter, albeit obliviously.
No.744161
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>>744160
I couldn't give a space-rat's ass what this jackass does, I'm nobody's protege.
Except Jet Li. We have movies out there too you know.
>
Unless there's money out for him, that changes some things.
No.744162
No.744163
>>744161
>scribbling into a notebook
>can dish out
>can't take
>click
>notebook away
I'm going to assume all you do is stand around and blither on uselessly. There's probably a hidden reserve of metahuman strength to back the talk up when your words fail you, huh.
No.744164
>>744163
As a matter of that that's-
>looks at Cat
Exactly what I do. Right now, anyway.
Wreathe and Cleave are at peace with their weird hippie interracial fuckfest, but some of us have bills to pay.
I just make standing around and bitching about it all look good.
No.744165
>>744164
So what, you're some kind of mercenary or bounty hunter?
Oh, don't tell me: you've got your own special snowflake name for it too. God forbid you be like the other sheep in the universe.
No.744166
>>744165
Freelancer.
Which is also a real, regular word, but I don't expect apologies much.
>prrrr
Cats and sassiness.
No.744167
>>744166
And how would you know what a real, regular word would be on a foreign planet.
>smugcat
Apologies are for chumps.
No.744168
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>>744167
Two for two by my count.
>Not lying.
Somethin' wrong with your face?
No.744169
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>>744168
Somethin' wrong with your head? It looks like a potato.
No.744170
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>>744169
We actually grow from potatoes where I'm from, thanks.
Just bury a couple of tater tots and you're all set.
No.744171
>certainly a kind lot in here tonight
No.744172
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>>744171
>that dude scans like a lady
No.744173
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>walks in with a giant net
Where is he...?
No.744174
>>744170
So what you're saying is you're part ostrich too?
>bury yo head in dat dirt foo
>>744171
And a magic crossdresser. Oh boy.
No.744175
>>744173
>the guy in the box?
No.744176
>>744173
>he's not here
>go away
>seriously
No.744177
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>>744171
Feels like someone's tryin' to no-sell me something...
>>744173
That's a big net.
>>744174
Oh yeah, sure. I had my feathers cut so I could go out in public.
You know the space chick in the blue suit? Like her but more rugged and more stupid cats.
No.744178
>>744172
>lord imagine your surprise
>>744173
>ruh roh
...whom?
No.744179
>>744178
>not human
>covered in a energy
>ninja
>.....should I hunt?
No.744180
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>>744175
Yeah!
>>744176
>throws the net around the box
Gotcha!
>>744177
For you!
>>744178
I found your elf!
Right HERE!
>lifts the box up
No.744181
>>744177
The bounty hunter, everybody in this system knows her. Walking planetary evacuation notice.
>>744178
No yeah that's fine, ignore the ones who notice you why don'tcha.
Why are you even here again? Is this a striptease where everyone figures out you're a woman?
No.744182
>>744180
>WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!
>HE'S...HE'S...GORGEOUS
>and sparkling
Stop following me!
No.744184
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>>744179
Oh shit, a Yautja.
What the hell is one doing way out here?
>>744180
So you got your elf caught, what's the next step of your master plan?
>>744181
Well not everything's a competition you know.
>scuffs the ground
No.744185
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>>744177
I don't have any wares.
>...
Wait, what.
>>744179
>probably not, no
>nothing to see here
>>744180
My...elf?
>>744181
>...what?
I didn't hear you, excuse me. And...I would prefer if you didn't talk about my disguise so publicly.
No.744186
>>744184
>hunting
>what are YOU doing here?
No.744187
>>744182
OH GOD, MY EYES!
>>744183
SHIELD YOUR EYES!
>>744184
Crashing this box!
With no survivors!
>>744185
Yeah that elfguy you were lookin' for. With the sword, long hair, and uhhh...pretty boy-ish looks.
No.744188
>>744184
That Yautja's been here a long time, observing and hunting.
I think it's a Blooded exile. Wonder what it did to deserve to be punished to this dump.
>>744185
Flimsy excuse, I'm loud as all hell, princess.
>
You're totally actually a princess aren't you. Oh my god.
No.744189
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>>744183
It's not that bad!
>sparkle sparkle sparkle
>>744185
You aren't actually looking for me, are you?
>>744187
I'M NOT AN ELF!
STOP CALLING ME THAT! I mean I know I'm a pretty boy, but...I mean come on!
No.744190
>>744185
>unless you're some sort of not something to hunt that's not a ninja
>>744189
>it's horrible
>>744187
>it's too late
>>744188
>.....you really don't want to know
No.744191
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>>744185
Dang, it's like nobody on this rock's heard of SWWE.
Space-Randy Savage is still alive, I feel sorry for you guys.
>>744186
I thought I was doing the same thing, but I guess I need to hide and stare at people for a while before that happens.
Got an extra fake tree?
>>744187
Is that an Intersex in your box?
'Cause otherwise that boy is too pretty.
>>744188
If that thing really meant business I don't think we'd be having this great conversation.
The whole invisible headhunting and all that.
No.744192
>>744191
>real hunting is like 98% just watching stuff
>and yeah I got like five in the fox lady's room
No.744193
>>744190
Stankhand? I bet it was the stankhand.
You guys are awful sensitive to pranks. Honor and all that.
>>744191
Maybe not you. I'd be fine. Noncombatant.
>armwave
I got my giant idiot husband for that.
No.744194
>>744189
You're sparkling! Only elves do that!
...or was that fairies? Elf fairies?
>>744190
I'm sorry you had to see that.
>>744191
I...I don't know what it is!
I heard he was pretty but...this...I can't believe this!
No.744195
>>744193
>I played spicy keys
>with a ship
>and a self destruction
>.....I though it was funny
>>744194
>you and me both
No.744196
>>744187
>Link
>beams like it's Christmas morning
Oh, where is he-
>>744189
...that is not Link.
>>744190
>are you kidding me
>tired sigh
>sparkles and wind sweep her back into a dress
>>744188
>caught red-handed
>pinches the bridge of her nose
...yes. Now if you could please not make a scene about it...
No.744197
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>>744192
What about clapping heads? I'm pretty good at that.
Now you tell me where this room is, on the bounty hunter's code. Which is totally a thing.
>>744193
Ain't the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
Unless the dog's got laser vision, that happened a few times.
>>744194
He need a clappin?
I think he needs a clappin
No.744198
>>744195
I think it's funny.
>>744196
Nah. Only scene I'm making is with Baldor the Chromedomed over here.
To be honest I lost interest in you pretty quick. As you were, crossdressing weirdo.
>>744197
What about when the size of the fight in the dog is proportional to the size of the dog?
No.744199
>>744196
>son of a!
>fine you're off the hook
>I will just sit here
>consumed with lust hunting
>>744197
>forth room on the right
>doors locked
>I normally pick the lock
No.744200
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>>744190
You're exaggerating!
>>744194
I'm not either of them!
...I just sparkle occasionally...
>>744196
>wow
>as if his self-esteem wasn't low enough
You aren't...
Good. I don't want anybody to be looking for me.
No.744202
>>744195
It could be worse...somehow.
>>744196
>
This...THIS ISN'T YOUR ELF?!
Well we might as well make due with what we got, eh?
>>744197
Whoa hey let's not do that.
He looks like life clapped him enough.
>>744200
Haha you should get that checked out.
No.744203
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>>744198
Then I kidney shot the little shit.
Did ya know the secret to winning most fights is just hitting harder?
Who knew.
>>744199
My fist is the only key I need.
Ask anybody on Sextillon that one.
>>744201
More prettyboys?
>>744202
...Shit, that's pretty good.
>scribbling it down
No.744204
>>744200
>maybe, I can only see in heat
>>744202
>you could be trying to make a band
>but invited the spirit people to join in
>>744198
>thank you
No.744205
>>744201
No giant dramatic entrance? Who're you and what've you done with Aznable?
>>744203
Only so hard you can hit.
>
My giant idiot could probably take you.
No.744207
>>744201
Huh?
>>744202
I can't help it. It's electricity spark shooting off of me.
Happens when I'm...nervous.
>>744204
Yeah! I give off a lot heat...that's all.
No.744209
>>744205
>>744206
>Red-eyed under the sunglasses
>Has been out all night
I'm allowed to have an off day or two. Get off my ass.
>>744203
It is not *my* fault that you're bald, dude.
No.744210
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>>744205
>>744206
I'll be you this small idiot he probably couldn't.
>Not lying.
Now you just want attention.
>>744209
I also have cool scars and a pronounced jawline.
I can shave your head, if you really want, I guess.
No.744211
>>744204
Spirit people...might not be a bad idea.
>>744203
You think so?
Ahaha I still got it!
>>744207
Nervous about what?!
About being an elf?
I'd be nervous about that too.
No.744212
>>744203
>I'm going to ask your cat
dtai'k-dte sa-de nav'g-kon dtain'aun bpide/Nau'gkon dtain'aun bpi-de
No.744213
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>>744209
Now this is a side of you I've never seen.
>>744210
I wouldn't want your cat. Like I said earlier: you need a superior species to keep you in check.
No.744214
>>744211
>get the guy with the lance
No.744215
>>744211
Ask 'im where his pot of gold is!
>>744212
What in the fu-
>Lying.
>>744213
Who the hell said I was betting my cat?
>looks at Cat
...What, it'd be fucked up if you just went and died. Living lie detector thing's cool too.
No.744216
>>744208
...I didn't mean it like that.
>>744211
Yeah that's it--
I'M NOT AN ELF
No.744218
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>>744214
...there's lots of those.
>>744215
Those're Leprechauns!
I think...I get my fairy tale creatures confused a lot.
I'll ask 'em anyway.
>>744216
Where's yer pot 'o gold, elfy?!
Also nice job you probably scared the lady away with your weird mysterious loner thing. Or your prettiness.
No.744219
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>>744213
>Already in the garage
>Gold robot taking off
No.744220
>>744215
So is there anything else you wanna say or am I free to get back to the babysitting gig I've been putting off all day.
>>744219
Shows up just to take off. Whatever.
>slaps a blue portal down on the floor and steps through to her lab
No.744221
>>744217
No it isn't!
>>744218
You're thinking of leprechauns. AND I'M NOT A LEPRECHAUN EITHER.
You're right though, I probably did...I do that a lot.
No.744222
>>744218
>the one with blue hair
No.744223
>>744217
You're not allowed to talk to him anymore.
>Mrrrr.
Fuckin' hell.
>>744218
50/50 on that pot, that was a brilliant idea had by yours truly.
Werewolves?
>>744220
What a bitch.
>Not lying.
No.744224
>>744221
>you can't go back in time
>>744223
>added to list of things I'm not allowed to talk to
No.744225
>>744222
...which one?
>>744221
Ahhh damn it!
Also
>SMACK
Cut it out with that mysterious angsty loner crap, elfman. How often do you think that shit works with women? I'll tell you how often.
Not at all!
>>744223
I don't think he's a werewolf, either.
No.744226
>ssssip
Air's full of salt. Can't be good for you idiots.
No.744227
>>744225
>with the red spear
No.744228
>>744224
>WATCH ME
I guess...
>>744225
No, I'm not a wolfman!
>SMACKED
HEY, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THAT'S WHY I WAS DOING IT?!
That's just who I am...
No.744229
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>>744224
Yeesh.
>>744225
Well I ain't from Terra so I wouldn't know. There was that time one of your spacemen hit Luna and turned into a black hole though, think that was a werewolf.
How do you even know if you're one or not.
No.744230
>>744227
Red spear...
>shrug
Eh whatever.
>>744229
Well you see uhhh...it's real simple.
Wolves roam around at night. And uhhh...so do werewolves. It's night so...he's not a werewolf.
There you go!
>>744228
Bullshit, I once tried to pull that crap and all it got me was a ticket to nowhere!
No.744232
>>744230
Yeah?
So what's a werewolf look like, then.
>>744231
Bless you.
No.744233
File: 1455847054001.png (439.24 KB, 643x460, 643:460, tumblr_nlxxvty7CZ1qlnxfao6….png)
>>744230
What makes you think I'm trying to "pull that crap?"
No.744234
>>744232
Don't gimme that crap, MacGrath. You and I got a score to settle.
>
Wait a sec... goddammit the asshole actually bred.
No.744235
File: 1455847220900.jpg (168.84 KB, 816x979, 816:979, anti_venom_by_aerlixir-d49….jpg)
>>744232
They have lots of fur...they have snouts, and yeah.
That's a wolfman. Also if you hear the song Werewolves of London playing in the background, that's probably a werewolf.
>>744233
Siiiiiimple.
Elves are a desperate folk.
No.744236
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>>744234
I don't even know who the hell you are.
But if you're done talking to the paint on the wall, I'll be kicking your ass this evening.
>>744235
Seem to know a lot about werewolves.
>reaching for his whip
Sounds like the kind of stuff a werewolf would say.
No.744237
>>744235
What about Bark At The Moon or Bad Moon Rising?
Come on Brock.
>>744236
Smart guy huh. Fine. Guess I can gut you while I wait on the Real McCoy.
No.744238
>>744235
Wha-- I'M NOT AN ELF
No.744239
>"Journal entry 2-18-UC0116."
>"I've now completed a full mapping orbit with no signal of the android Labrys. All scopes are negative... She's either actively avoiding my search pattern, left the planet, or I'm far too late..."
No.744240
>>744237
Shit, those too!
...why are there so many songs about werewolves, anyway?
Where's song about like...vampires or mummies.
>>744236
You callin' me a werewolf?
Oh god, that's a whip!
I know what you're going to do to me...
>>744238
You can't hide what's inside!
No.744241
>>744237
One sec.
>>744240
>WHIPCRACK
What is a man, but a miserable pile of secrets!
No.744242
>>744240
>suddenly mariachi
Who is this elf you speak of?
>>744239
What're you lookin' for?
No.744243
>>744240
Because werewolves are metal as fuck, dude.
>>744241
I can wait, hombre.
>grows some headphones
>
No.744244
>>744241
I've played Simon's Quest before!
Juuuuust a little more tiiiiiime...
>Is that...a textbox?
>WHAT A HORRIBLE NIGHT TO HAVE A CURSE
BAHAHAHAHAHA!
>>744243
Fair point but c'mon. Vampires are pretty damn metal too.
...does Teenage Frankenstein count as a Frankenstein song?
>>744242
Hmmmm...alright, then.
If you're a mariachi, prove it.
Play me a song.
No.744245
>>744243
What in the hell.
>>744244
>!
No...No!
>grabs Eddie by the front
What the hell did you do, now all the shops or closed!
No.744246
>>744244
Shit, that's a good question.
>>744245
Act like you've never seen headphones before.
No.744247
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>>744244
>gets out guitar and kazoo
If you say so...senor.
>Good thing Sam gave me lessons.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CevzIXAtX2g
No.744248
>>744246
I mean it's called Teenage Frankenstein, but it's not about the monster. At least not in a traditional sense...
>>744245
Now you'll have to wait until morning to spend those hearts you've been grinding!
>>744247
>slow clapping
>nodding of approval
Alright, color me impressed.
As you were, mariachi man.
No.744249
>>744239
Weird, I'm picking up a log entry... Adam, who's it from?
>Char Aznable, Samus. Should I hail him?
Go on.
>ring ring, Char
No.744250
File: 1455848417815.jpg (43.74 KB, 597x387, 199:129, 2248455-2248450-saga1f_lyi….jpg)
>>744246
Never seen a dude grow headphones out of his own guts, no.
Least you're not one of those guys with the mics in 'em so's it like they're talking to themselves.
Swear to hell I'm gonna pop the next one I see.
>>744248
I'm gonna kick your ass, magic shop guy.
Least I ain't blowing up when I retrace my steps...
No.744251
>>744248
Right? Guess it's up to interpretation.
>>744250
Not my guts.
>
For a MacGrath expy you sure are a weirdo.
No.744252
>>744248
>picks up his crunched box
Adios, amigo.
>wanders out the front door
No.744253
>>744252
Poor elf mariachi.
Man needs help...
Wait a second! I help people!
>>744250
>tosses him holy water
You're gonna need this, friend.
For each step you take before me could lead to you falling in the water! The holy water'll help you find your way.
>>744251
I mean yeah, obviously. Still a good song, regardless of whether it's about Frankenstein or not.
No.744255
>>744251
>LC attached to Mercuh
Uh.
You wanna quit it whatever you're doin' to my partner.
>>744253
Why the hell would I need water to help me avoid water? You shoot yourself in the face when you wanna not get shot?
>drops the glass
AGH IT BURNS
No.744256
>>744254
Kaz, the swamp... it's... tropical.
No.744257
File: 1455848981267.png (604.6 KB, 574x605, 574:605, tumblr_nzrecipKXY1ulpjkco2….png)
>>744256
Boss?
That doesn't sound like you having my scarf.
No.744258
>>744242
>>744249
...?
>Realizes he was pressing the broadcast button instead of record
Oh goddammit.
>Answers the call
Yes, hello?
No.744259
>>744253
Goddamn right.
>>744255
>
What?
No.744260
>>744257
A coconut crab has it.
>grumbling
Crab Battle...
No.744261
>>744255
Haha that stuff shouldn't burn unless yer...AN UNHOLY BEAST!
>>744259
Alice Cooper is a wonderful man in general. Love the guy.
No.744262
>>744258
Not one to make mistakes like that on a regular basis.
What's the damage, Char?
No.744263
>>744260
A...crab has it?
Boss, you can't just let a crab take advantage of you like that.
People eat crabs.
No.744264
>>744259
>Mrrrrrr
No really, she never sounds like that.
>>744261
Huh?
>picking glass out of his foot
'M from Wreath, waaaaaaaaaaay far away.
No.744265
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>>744263
You don't understand, Kaz! Its claws... they're massive. It could rip a tank apart!
No.744266
>>744262
Unconfirmed.
Assuming 100% loss of asset.
No.744267
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>>744265
Boss, remember the Shagohod?
Remember that story I told you about a giant crab that can rip tanks apart?
It doesn't exist.
>Calorie Burger ad music starts playing
I thought I fixed the bugs with that patent.
No.744268
>>744261
Alice Cooper's great. My favorite's Poison.
>>744264
It's a cat thing.
No.744269
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>>744266
Was it important to you? Must be considering how distraught you sound.
No.744270
>>744264
Ohhhhh it's the glass, not the water.
>>744268
Poison is wonderful.
He's Back is another good one. Maybe even my personal favorite.
No.744271
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>>744267
Lies! I saw that Giant Enemy Crab myself! I hit its weak point for massive damage!
It tasted... pretty good.
But this is a coconut crab; they taste like garbage! I can't expend effort on something that tastes bad!
No.744272
>>744268
Always thought pissing on the carpet was a cat thing.
>ugh
>looks at Cat
Don't be a dipshit.
>>744270
Lynyrd Skynard count in that list?
Ah whatever.
>jumps straight up
>into the atmosphere
No.744273
>>744271
Boss, it's just a crab!
What kind is it-who cares
What does it taste like-shut up
No.744274
>>744269
...
>He stares at the planet for a moment, the last bit of heart on his sleeve drying up.
Not at all.
If it were I wouldn't have lost it, right? ...
>He cuts the channel and throws the Delta into a sudden reentry.
No.744275
>>744273
KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZ-
>scarf lands on face
>muffled GYAHHH-AHHH-AHHH
No.744276
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>>744272
...wow.
Well I guess that's my cue to leave.
>web sling shots out of the broken ceiling
No.744277
>>744275
[!!!]
A scarf demon!?
>sidearm drawn
Boss don't worry I'll get it!
No.744278
>>744274
That doesn't look good... Adam, take us down to the surface.
>Certainly.
>nyoooom
No.744279
>>744277
>suddenly old
KAZ COME HERE!
HAIDARAAAAA!
>git 'ported
GRAB IT GRAB IT GRAB IT
No.744280
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>>744279
B-Boss I-
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
No.744281
>>744280
AAAAAAAAA
YOUR SCARF HAS PIRANHA TEEETH-oh wait that's just a piranha nibbling on my neck. My mistake.
>nabs it off and ties his scarf back on
No.744282
>tossed back out of her blue portal
>twitching
Ghh...
No.744283
>>744282
Kokonoe...
>GIGANTIC TAGER looming over sciencecat
No.744284
>>744281
>SHINING
Boss, I feel complete again.
My energy is flowing back into the scarf.
...Painfully...like....swamp leeches.
>bleeding
>>744282
A vision cat?
No.744285
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>>744282
>that just happened
No.744286
>Crashes in the swamp with a thud
>Back inside the hall of doom and pouring a drink in an instant, not bothering to stow away the aircraft in the hangar
No.744287
>>744284
OOOOOOH NOOOOOOOO
No.744288
>>744283
How bad does it look, Tager.
I can't feel my arm-
>
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>744284
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>744285
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
No.744289
>>744287
>overly dramatic lounging position
Boss, you...you're the face of Diamond Dogs now, or whatever the hell we are.
Remember me as I was.
>>744288
Catgirls, they're real.
>
Real loud.
No.744290
File: 1455851673382.jpg (140.64 KB, 575x313, 575:313, invisibility-cloak-predato….jpg)
>>744288
>and the screaming
No.744291
>>744288
>internally panicking
>externally Tager
I am not equipped to handle this lightly. Hold on, Kokonoe!
>grabs the mutant arm in one giant hand and Kokonoe's waist in the other
>and rips it off
No.744292
>>744289
>
KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZ
No.744293
>>744289
>[screaming intensifies]
>>744290
>AAAAAAAA MY AAAAARM
>>744291
>Jesus holy fuck Tager
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
No.744294
>>744292
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>744293
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?
No.744295
>>744293
>if only someone had a med kit
>that handles dealing with lost limbs
>if only.....
>on this note, I can't hunt the cat
>she's un-armed
>......well I think it was funny
No.744296
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>>744293
Hold still! I have to cauterize it!
>pressing a superheated finger on the shoulder stump
Kokonoe, I... you shouldn't have been near that Boundary opening. If I was a second later, you'd be dead!
No.744297
>>744294
WHO THE FUCK IS THIS OTAKU FAGGOT
>>744295
AAAAAAAAAAAA PREDATOR WHERE ARE YOU
>>744296
>screaming reaches its crescendo and falls
>tfw out of breath
Fire them. Toss'em into the Boundary and we'll act like this never happened.
No.744299
>>744297
>I could ask you the same thing
>vary large man has this covered
>all I got is an adrenaline shot that would roid you out
No.744300
File: 1455853551374.png (172.76 KB, 600x337, 600:337, 20120310223409!Iron_Tager_….png)
>>744297
I'll make some calls. What are we going to do about your arm?
No.744301
>>744299
At this point I'd take them.
>>744300
Until I build a functional replacement, nothing.
No.744302
>>744301
>fine
>take this long ass needle and jam it into your chest
No.744303
>...
>What a wonderful thing to walk in to.
No.744304
>>744302
...That thing will come out the other side of me. Dammit, I'm too thin.
>scowling
>>744303
>gkkkt
>fuck
>using her cat paw sleeve to hide the noarm
Tch.
No.744305
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No.744307
>>744304
No use in hiding it now.
>...
Need help with that needle?
No.744308
>>744306
>knock knock knock
No.744309
>>744307
>grrr
Y-you think I want your goddamn pity?
No.744311
>>744304
>I get that a lot
No.744314
>>744313
[foreign swearing]
No.744315
>>744309
Of course not. But you helped me when I lost my arm, so I won't sit around when you lost yours.
No.744316
>>744315
>
Idiot... I didn't do anything that Lambda wouldn't have wanted.
You just wanna play hero again to make up for being a complete... moron and losing your memory. Don't you.
>Koko can't believe anyone but Tager would want to help her
No.744317
>>744316
>scratching the back of his head
Geez... Why does everyone think I wanna be a goddamn hero, for god's sake.
>sigh
Fine. Then I'm doing this for Lambda too. If she sees you like that, she's gonna freak out. Hard. How about now?
No.744318
>>744317
Because you trained under my idiot father. Who else but a wannabe hero would do that?
>guh
If you were really still the Grim Reaper you would've killed that Vermillion girl already. And the Imperitor.
Face it: you're a a big goddamn hero now.
...Fine. For Lambda. And don't expect any gratitude. I'm content to stay like this.
No.744319
>>744318
It's not that simple, you idiot.
>Mentioning Noel and Saya
>Repressing the urge to bitchslap
If I this was about gratitude, then I wouldn't even be doing this on the first place. Just quit bitching and tell me what I have to do.
No.744320
>>744319
Of course it is, you idiot.
>intent recognized
>fucks given: some
Tch... this syringe is too long. And I don't need xeno adrenaline in me, who knows what it'd do to my endocrine systems and heart.
Honestly... you wanna make yourself useful, I got a few retards who thought it was smart to try and open a rift to the Azure. Sucked me in for a second.
I want'em dead. Painfully.
No.744321
>la
>la la
>lalala
>lalalaaaa
No.744322
>ripping the door off of the car he's stuck in
Jeez... how long was I out?
>Somewhere around 13 hours.
Wait, seriously?
>Yeeep. Now, what did we learn?
That I should've just taken the Moon-Copter here.
>No, no, NO! "Always wear your seatbelt!" Don't you know anything about public service announcements?
Apparently not.
No.744323
>>744320
It really- Tch, whatever.
>"I want'em dead. Painfully."
>Uuuuuuuh
Is this... Is this really the only thing I can do? I mean, I've got no problem with killing when it comes to it, but... How can I put it...
>>744321
>oh god no
No.744324
>>744322
>??
>curious freak kid noises
>>744323
>did somebody call for
>psychics
No.744325
>>744321
The fuck is this?
>>744322
The fuck is that?
>>744323
THE FUCK ARE THOSE-oh.
>ahem
You asked me to tell you what to do. Now you don't wanna do it.
So you tell me what you wanna do.
>sits in front of him
>gust flapping her empty sleeve around
I'm waiting.
No.744326
>>744324
>climbing out of the car
Nothing to see here, kid.
>>744325
Your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man. Who else would it be?
No.744327
>>744322
So that's what happened.
>>744324
>pls no
>>744325
Well... It's just... I was thinking more of how I could help you with your arm... Playing assassin for you really isn't...
>siiigh
>God dammit I'm gonna regret this
You know what? Fine. I'll kill the bastards. If they're trying to reach for the Azure they're probably up to no good, anyways.
>stepping between her and Mantis
By the way... you might want to step back a bit.
No.744328
>>744325
>hmmmmmmmmmmmm
>HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
>cat
>girlcat
>icky cooties
>going to bug: yes
>>744326
>but that's just what somebody who did have things to see would say
>floating directly above Moonman
>[heavy breathing]
>>744327
>:^)))))))
...?
No.744329
>>744326
Oh, Egypt-Man, where would we be without you?
>
Don't Egyptians worship cats? I'm waiting for the part where you toss a can of Fancy Feast my way so I can bitch about it.
>>744327
You're no biomehanics engineer. I don't know what the hell you were expecting. Tager can hold me down and attach a prosthetic once I figure out how I want it made. You? You can exterminate these rodents for me so I can sleep better at night.
>>744328
>uh
Man I had enough little kids ruining my life.
No.744330
>>744327
Yeah. I'm sort of... out of practice when it comes to driving regular cars. Too used to getting around via aircraft.
>>744328
Did they stop teaching kids about personal space in school or something? Back up.
>>744329
Do I look like the type of person who just carries cat food around with them?
No.744331
>>744329
Alright, alright... Gee, so much for giving a helping-
>hand
...help.
>>744330
I noticed.
>pff
I can't really drive either so you're still better than me.
>>744328
Heeeeey kiddo. How about you don't do your thing and we- You still can't speak my language, can you?
No.744332
>>744329
>? ? ?
>talking cat
>she doesn't look like much fun for a Tom and Jerry episode
>I need a mouse...
>>744330
>floating upside down
>riiiiiiiiiight in his face
>do not tick off the psychic kid, moonman
>or else he might make HALLUCINATE A GIANT FIRE WHALE IS EATING YOU
>where did the car go
>why is it a flaming wreck
>>744331
>But why
No.744333
>>744330
Yes.
>>744331
Than-
>catches herself
...Ahem. Right.
Lambda will appreciate it.
>she will too
>but she'll never admit it
>>744332
Weird kid.
No.744334
>>744331
>shrugs
Doesn't really bother me. You stop seeing the need for a car once you build a helicopter that can reach speeds above 200 miles per hour.
>>744332
>we're not detecting any fucks given here, folks
>hallucinations are familiar territory
...This is fine.
>>744333
Well, I don't. I'm crazy but I'm not that crazy.
No.744335
>>744332
I'm not sure how Lambda feels about me killing people, but if it's the people that hurt you, I'm sure she won't mind.
>heh
...You're welcome, Koko.
>>744332
>!!
Did you just...
>shakes his head
Listen, remember the flaming man from last time? It would be really cool if you didn't do that.
>>744334
Which raises the question: Why were you even driving a car in the first place?
No.744336
Was that a giant flaming whale?
No.744337
>>744333
>>
>the blonde guy that yells at Eli talks about catgirls a lot
>maybe I'll make him think he's a mouse
>>744334
>the fuck
>this is not kosher
>>744335
>The Man on Fire?
>I don't like him either. He hates the eyepatch guy enough to come back to life.
>>744336
>inhale'
>exhale
No.744338
>>744334
Must suck when your catwife gets hungry out of nowhere.
>>744335
>!
Shut up! Don't call me Koko, dammit!
>reflexive reaction
>>744336
Wait a sec... you look familiar.
>tfw Nyarly dicked the universehole so many times everything is blurry
>>744337
Guh...
No.744339
EL DIABLOOOOO
>she's awake
No.744340
>>744335
>uh
...Khonshu told me to do it.
>>744337
What, you honestly expected me to believe a giant flaming whale showed up out of nowhere?
>>744338
You say that like she can't take care of herself.
No.744341
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>>744337
What're you looking at?
>>744338
Uh-
>glances at the ears
-the only catgirl I've ever seen stole my prey once, and I'm pretty sure you're not her.
>>744339
>blinks
>opens the dishwasher
What're you doing in here? I mean I know this thing's broken and no one uses it but... why?
No.744342
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No.744343
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>>744341
>CLONK
>AAAAAAAA
>scrabbling up Cu like a frightened mouse
I saw the devil!
>>744342
A-oh... it is you, Toro.
No.744344
>>744338
>chicken hat go
>>744340
>It was supposed to be scary
>But the eyepatch guy's too dumb to be scared.
>>744341
>spirit
>alive without my help
>does not compute
No.744345
>>744336
Psychic kid messing around. Don't mind him.
>>744337
Huh... That's kinda badass. And scary.
>uuuuh
So we cool?
>>744340
...And you listened.
>>744338
>Trying to hold back laughter
S-Sorry, sorry.
No.744346
>>744340
You two are one hell of a neglectful family.
>>744341
Maybe it was just deja vu...
>>744344
That's adorable.
>>744345
Grr...
>intensely red in the cheeks
>lays back down
>falls through a portal to her lab
No.744347
>>744343
Protect small.
>nod
No.744348
>>744343
What're you- oi! What's the big-
>>744342
Big.
>>744344
It doesn't smell that bad around here, does it?
>>744345
Kid in the gas mask? Is he huffing somehting?
>>744346
Right. Whoever you are.
No.744349
>>744344
More like "too smart." You go too over-the-top with your hallucinations, and people'll be able to tell they're not real.
>>744345
I didn't think it would end badly.
>>744346
>rolls his eyes
Like your family's any better.
No.744350
>>744349
>"not like your family's any better"
>
No.744351
>>744345
>Maybe.
>The snake guy wants to come back, I can feel it.
>>744346
>!
>my cat!
>>744348
>Privyet.
>>744349
>But that's dumb, giant fire whales are cool.
>!
>I got just the thing.
No.744352
>>744347
You want to protect me?
>>744348
I am sorry...
No.744353
>>744348
Asterios big!
>>744352
Asterios, protect Eurale. Eurale, small. Protect small.
No.744354
>>744346
Heh... So that's how you beat her...
>>744348
Maybe. Only met him and he set a zombie after me, so I don't really know his deal.
>>744349
>
>>744351
The... snake guy...?
>>744350
Oh god no.
No.744355
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No.744356
>>744351
What?
>>744352
What the hell? Where did this bull come from?
>>744353
Yeah I can see that, holy balls where the hell did you pop out from.
>>744354
What, you had a little trouble? Maybe you need a little more muscle on your skinny frame.
>>744355
Oh, it's you.
No.744357
>>744350
>
Uh...
>>744351
To scare Big Boss? Alright, you've got my attention. Let's see it.
>>744354
What? All he told me to do was drive.
>>744355
Nice to see you, Tamamo.
No.744358
>>744354
Whaddya think yer lookin' at, whippernsapper.
>Jubei's mood: fouled
>muh dottir
>aaaaa her arm
>AAAAAAAAAA
Fouled up, this's. I hate ta push this on ya, Ragna, but... I ain't gotta choice.
>>744355
What in blazes-
>>744357
>
Ya got somethin' ta say t'm'face, Moonman? I ain't too ol't'kick yer ass.
No.744359
>>744353
I... I see.
>confus
>>744356
I do not know. He just appeared to me when I was sleeping.
No.744360
>>744356
Where?
>uh
Asterios not know. Know must protect small.
>>744359
>picks minimaid off Cu
>
No.744361
>>744359
There's no way he's your Servant. You don't have the magical energy to support him. So what the hell?!
>>744360
Oi! That's my job!
No.744362
>>744355
>!
Mam!
>firm posture
>>744356
What are you kidding me? I kicked his ass.
>sorta
I'd still not fight him again. Not now at least.
>>744357
Remind me again: Who told you to drive?
>>744358
>nod
Leave it to me. They won't get away with this.
No.744363
>>744360
>gehhhh
You are too high...
>>744361
I do not know!
No.744364
>>744354
>nodnod
>With the hat.
>He hates the cat.
>And wants to blow her life away.
>Rata tat tat
>>744355
>another cat
>hmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>744356
>Wanna see something cool?
>>744357
>Not him. The Faker.
>and here
>we
>go
>oh look a big mech
No.744365
>>744361
>blink
>gears turning
>!
Small not Master. Protect all small.
>nods vigorously
>>744363
Too big?
>puts her back on Cu's shoulders
Too big...
No.744366
>>744357
>>744362
One... two... Perfect! Both of you are here.
>>744358
>gasp!
A lost kitten!
>>744364
A lost... child?
No.744367
>>744363
Ah man, I hope I didn't mess up those runes, because jesus christ you hooked a big one.
>>744364
Do I got a choice?
>>744365
Small...
>looks at mini on his shoulders
>
Oh, I get it now.
No.744368
>>744358
>guilt levels: rising
>sighs
...What I said was out of line. I just got a little defensive.
>>744362
Okay, okay, I get it!
>>744364
Hmm... Not as flashy as I was expecting, but in this case, that's a good thing.
>>744366
Uh... yeah. Did you need our help?
No.744369
>>744362
Wish I coulda been th'one, but y'know Koko.
>maximum guh
Make'em hurt. Real bad.
>>744366
Wh-I ain't no kitten! 'm 400 years ol' fer dern's sake.
Jeez... ain't ever had someone think'a one'a th'Six Heroes ta be young.
>sniffsniff
Yer a mite ol'er'n me, ain'tcha.
>>744368
>guh
Yer fergiven.
No.744370
>>744365
Ah! Not like that! You do not have to be sad!
>>744367
What do you mean, hooked?
No.744371
>>744366
>waving
>Tretij the ends of your coat are on fire aaaa
>>744367
>?
>points up to the fuckhuge Metaru Gearu
>Are you blind or something
>>744368
>It's called Sahelanthropus. Try saying that three times fast.
>[METALLIC ROARING]
No.744372
>>744367
Must protect small.
>tfw Mad Enhancement
>fixated on this
>>744370
Asterios not feel bad, big good too! Protect all small!
No.744373
No.744374
>>744364
Hat...
>Terumi
Wait, when did he di-
>Wait
>What's that-
>aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>744366
Something the matter?
>>744368
My point exactly.
>pointing at the mech
Also are you seeing that right now or is it just me?
>>744369
I'll teach them why I'm called "The Grim Reaper".
>Oh!
By the way... I got a favor to ask you too.
No.744375
>>744370
It means you somehow attracted this huge guy here.
>>744371
>giant bull man
>giant robot thing
Bah, I'm sure someone will handle that thing.
>>744372
Some kinda kids' hero, huh. Well the little ones here could use a big ol' guardian like you I suppose.
No.744376
>>744368
>>744374
I came here to inform the both of you that the two girls are grounded as of today for their own separate reasons.
>>744371
>snuffs out the fires with a wave of her hand
Hello, small child. That's some fine magic you're playing with.
>>744369
>double gasp
It's rude to ask a lady's age like that, you rude tomcat!
No.744377
>>744372
You are very excitable.
>>744375
>blink
Do you think a guardian angel will come for me?
No.744378
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>>744369
>weak smile
...Thanks, Jubei.
>>744371
I'll pass. Tonguetwisters were never my thing.
>looking at the Metal Gear
It's definitely threatening, I'll say that much.
>>744374
I see it. Lucky for us, it's not really here.
>>744376
You grounded them?
>holding back the laughs
No.744379
>>744375
Blue not hero?
>>744377
Loud is strong! ASTERIOS LOUD! ASTERIOS STRONG!
No.744380
>>744374
>The cat messed with her brain, I could feel it.
>But you still hate him.
>oh
>This is Metal Gear
>>744375
>Why are you alive?
>The foxcat too
>>744376
>Magic?
>ambient saurian noises from Sahe
>I'm Mantis.
>>744378
>But you're not scared.
No.744381
>>744377
What, you want more? A dog and a bull not enough?
>>744379
Not quite.
>!!!
Keep it down you loud cow!
No.744382
>>744374
Whatcha be needin'?
>>744376
Bah, whassamatter? S'just a number. I ain't meanta pry anywho.
>>744378
Try not ta get too mad at Koko. She jus' los' an arm.
No.744383
>>744380
Well, I'm here thanks to the wonderful concept of magic and she's here because she's like a deity or something.
No.744384
>>744379
>covering her ears
>>744381
>shaking her head
>far too confused to understand any of this
No.744385
>>744381
>uh
>quiets down
>kneels down to Cu's height
Blue quiet?
>>744384
Made small sad!
>AAAAAAAA
No.744386
>>744318
It's an illusion then.
>phew
For a second I thought we'd have to be worried...
>>744376
Grounded th-
>trying to hold back laughter
>failing
>>744380
How can I not...
>UHM
So what's that thing for?
>>744382
>pointing his thumb at Moonman
Marc over there is interested in training you again. Think you can give it a shot?
No.744387
>>744386
First reply was meant for Moon Knight, sorry
No.744388
>>744378
Of course! I have to punish them somehow!If you visit let me know and I'll put them both in uniform.
>>744380
Tamamo. Is that big robot your friend?
>>744382
If it's just a number we'll just have to settle it with me being a little older than you.
>>744386
I don't know why either of you are laughing. I'll do it to you too.
No.744389
>walking in with Boris
"Mary Victoria", not the most creative pseudonym, is it.
>Kapitan...
No no, I know. I think I'm just mourning for the English's penchant for queens all sporting the same name.
Ready the Вкус моющее for our trip, I'm not selling Burkovs to Muslims unless I have to-
>giant cow
>giant robot
>more talking cats
Boris.
>Of course, Kapitan.
>Boris shuffles off for booze
No.744390
>>744380
I'm a tough person to scare. Don't take it personally.
>>744382
I noticed, I just didn't want to say anything. 'Least she's got the brainpower to build herself a mechanical arm later if she wants to. It's not really the same... but still.
>>744386
>>744387
Why worry? Giant robots aren't anything new.
>>744388
Uh... what exactly do you mean by "in uniform?"
No.744391
>>744384
Just keep landing in hot water, don't you.
>>744385
Blue inside voice. Inside voice. Shh.
>>744389
I know what you're thinking. This isn't my fault.
No.744392
>>744386
You whut, boy? Y'mean he wants t'train under me?
Geh... ain't got no reason t'say "no".
>>744388
Ain't any business'a mine knowin' a lady's age if she ain't sharin'.
Name's Jubei.
>>744390
So y'wanna be m'pupil again, izzat it?
No.744393
>>744385
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Please do not be sad on my behalf!
>>744389
Miss Bala!
>>744391
I am usually unassuming...
No.744394
>>744383
>Am I magic?
>>744386
>Skull Face wanted him to kill languages or something.
>I wasn't really paying attention, but me and Eli had fun with it.
>It's real, by the way.
>>744388
>No, he's my toy.
>Are you a cat?
>>744390
>Are you afraid of nukes?
No.744395
>>744389
>busy being pat on the head by mini
>>744391
>calmed down by headpats
Inside voice boring.
>>744393
>this is good
No.744396
>>744391
>creeeeeak
>incoming stop sign embeds itself in the wall
The history of gulags notwithstanding, I'm not one to judge without hearing a defense.
So let's hear it.
>>744393
>my maid is patting a cow man thing
Fabiola.
What exactly are you doing.
>>744395
>that's k I don't need to shoot bulls
No.744397
>>744388
>laughing subsiding
Grounding me? Eheh... Since when are you my mom?
>>744390
I'd prefer not to fight a giant robot during my break...
>>744394
That's a lot of names and very little context.
>"real"
Huh. Huh.
>>744392
Nice! Thanks, Master. You're the best.
>sometimes
No.744398
>>744393
And all that changed when you came here, unfortunately.
>>744394
I dunno, you tell me. Do you feel magic?
>>744395
Inside voice necessary.
>>744396
Hell, I just got here after being on a hunt for like two days! I don't even know this bull man.
No.744399
>>744395
Please quiet down, Toro.
>>744396
>sign stuck a foot away from her head
>!
>swats it
>and it bends
>!!
I WAS JUST PETTING MY FRIEND HE IS VERY LOUD AND EXCITABLE MISS BALA DID JOO SEE DAT
>>744398
I... will just get used to dis.
>
DID JOO SEE DAT I BENT DE METAL
No.744400
>>744398
>!
Hunt! Asterios like hunt. Bring big monsters, eat lots!
>>744399
>:c
>shushes
No.744401
>>744397
>Gearu lumbers off through the wall, taking most of the hall with it
>See?
>I didn't want to have him here for long, his sword melts metal and you're wearing a lot.
>>744398
>mimicking 'mamo's fireballs
>jugglan
>Is "pyrokinesis" magic?
No.744402
>>744392
Tamamo-no-mae. What's a cute tomcat doing here all by himself?
>>744390
Shrine maidens! You don't think I'm letting them just laze about, do you?
>>744394
I'm a fox!
>>744397
Well I'm not. Yet, anyway. But if you so happen to break my little fox's heart, there will be necessary discipline.
No.744403
>>744392
If you'll give me another chance, then yeah. I have to up my game somehow now that I've got a family to protect.
>>744394
Isn't everyone?
>>744397
Neither do I, but that doesn't mean I wouldn't.
No.744404
>>744399
Yup, sure did. Means your runes are working perfectly. Just watch your strength while you're doing normal things.
>>744400
Feeding you is not coming out of me pocket. Hell no.
>>744401
Yep. Yep that's pretty magic right there.
>20% worried
No.744405
>>744397
Yer a better man'n me, Ragna.
>>744402
Wh-can ya at leas' use m'name?
>guh
Was watchin' m'daughter. She's all hurt now.
>>744403
Ain't got no reason t'say no.
>adopts a bajiquan stance
>Steel Training
>Assassin's Fist yo
'mere.
No.744406
>>744398
I was wondering where the lingering odor of wet dog went to.
Surely there's ways to take credibility for your loyalty without resorting to obedience school.
>
If it hurts her what are the odds I can hurt it back.
>>744399
>excuse me what
>heels clackan forward
>hand: on minihead
One thing at a time, пожалуйста.
No.744407
>>744400
Thank joo.
>>744404
It will affect de normal tings?
>
I will learn to control myself.
>>744406
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>ATATATATATATA
>bends the sign into a metal slower
See?!
No.744408
>>744402
>I don't know what foxes hunt.
>I saw a movie one time about a fox and a hound but they were friends. I don't remember anything else about foxes.
>floating loop-dee-loops
>>744403
>So you are scared?
>>744404
>I am magic now.
>how do sound excited
>You're worried, I can hear inside your head.
No.744409
>>744402
Actually, I kind of was.
>tfw no idea how moms work
Anyway... about the other day... did you really have to knock Hanekawa unconscious?
>>744405
This is the part where you smash my ribcage again, isn't it.
>walks up to catgramps
No.744410
>>744404
>blink
>shakes his head vigorously
Asterios hunt, bring food! We eat! All eat!
>tfw simpleminded speech
>!
>MOUSE
>
>>744407
>:C
No.744411
>>744406
You specifically? I'm gonna nail that a big fat zero.
>>744407
Well yeah, if you swing your fist at full force, the result's gonna differ when you're with Bala and away from Bala.
>>744408
Yeah, because generally kids aren't really that good at magic at this age.
>>744410
>...
>is he gonna hunt that
That's some pretty tiny prey you got.
No.744412
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>>744402
Discipline? Can't be worse than what this geezer put me through...
>points at Jubei
And don't worry, I'll take care of her.
>>744403
Well, soon enough you'll probably wish you had fought the giant robot.
>chuckle
Give it your best, Marc!
>>744401
There it goes...
>>744405
I really am not.
>tch
This is where I'd say something like "Don't go too hard on him", but that would be uselesss...
No.744413
>>744407
>!
>my maid is one of them now
>internally confus
>externally Bala
Well, well, well...
>heavy terminator maid flashbacks
It's almost like I can't leave you alone.
>>744411
Mm.
>the voice says nothing but the eyes say "what the hell did you do to her"
No.744414
>>744405
>empathyfox
What's happened to her?
>>744408
Hmm. I don't know if Lancer can be considered a friend, more like a casual acquaintance. Foxes aren't very complicated, there's not much to worry about.
>>744409
I wasn't going to initially. But she ran away as fast as she could! So I gave her a little sleeping pill.
>taps her fist on her head
>>744412
Well if it saves me the time, then all the better~
You're still free to visit the two if you find yourself feeling a little lonely.
No.744415
>>744411
>The professors were worried about that too.
>But it's ok.
>maybe ominous
>>744414
>But I wanted to make my own Tom and Jerry
>childlike refusal of reality goes here
>while being spoopy
>You're right, I hear a lot of "mikon!" in your head.
No.744416
>>744409
>human modo go
That's on you!
>No Second Strike: go
>there's about to be a severe influx of chi
>hey moonman does it feel like your own body is trying to kill you
>because it is
Jus' try an' hol' out as long as ya can.
>>744412
I'mma give'im the "you" treatment.
>>744414
Ask Ragna. All I know's she's missin' an arm.
No.744417
>>744411
>aaaa
This is... more than I could have asked for.
>>744413
I am stronger with you, miss Bala.
>
No.744418
>>744411
Mouse!
>
Big monsters in water, Asterios catch tomorrow!
No.744419
>>744408
Well, not right now, no.
>>744412
>nod
I know what I'm getting into's gonna suck. Never stopped me before.
>>744414
>blink
>blink
Riiight... If it makes you feel any better, her forgetting about Valentine's Day didn't really hurt my feelings.
>>744416
>eyes: wide as fuck
...Gkkt!
>he's taking it pretty well due to all his fucked up nerves
>but he's feelin' it, Mr. Krabs
>he's really feeling it
No.744420
>>744413
Weren't you paying attention when I talked to you last? This is why I gave her the tats.
>>744415
I should probably make sure one of the casters know about you...
>>744417
Yeah, you're welcome and all that snozz.
>>744418
Don't you be hunting on my turf.
>...
Ah whatever, let's take you for a spin.
>sets mini down before diving off into the water
No.744421
>>744417
Stronger...
>delusions of her own tiny murdermaid dance in her head for a second
>rubbing her temples
And you did this all for me, is that is.
>>744420
>uh
I didn't want to think about it.
>there he goes
>バラライカスタイル：無限慣性の犬トリート。 (Balalaika Style: Dog Treat of Infinite Inertia)
No.744422
>>744416
Beat him until he's uncouncious?
>Oh my god...
Also, can you please go back to cat form?
>>744419
Think of it this way: If a 10 year old could do it, then so can you.
>>744414
I'm used to it...
>heh
Tell Ahri I'll pay her a visit soon enough, and I'll bring Ice Cream.
No.744423
>>744419
>sitting above moonman's shoulder
>staring at the space where birdgod usually is
>Your brain isn't connected to your body that good, I can help.
>Mantis no
>>744420
>Ролик?
>oh there he goes
No.744424
>>744419
If ya make it half an hour, I'll cook ya one'a m'specialties.
>he cooks like a five star chef
>hopefully moonman's a glutton
>>744422
What? Why?
No.744425
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No.744426
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>>744415
>that's very nursery rhyme of you
It's a very important phrase to remember, little boy.
>>744416
>oh no he's hot
Medical science has come a long way, I'm sure she'll be able to find help.
>>744419
Whether it hurt your feelings or not is not important. What matters is that she remembers it and makes sure to appreciate you.
>>744422
>!
>runs off to the freezer
>shoves armfuls of ice cream into her sleeves
Thanks for reminding me!
>hops into her mirror
No.744427
>Passed out at the table surrounded by empty bottles
No.744428
>>744422
>breathing heavily
Gee... thanks for the encouragement.
>>744423
Don't. I'm fine how I am.
>>744424
Only... half an hour?
>smirk
I'll have you know somebody tried to rip out my spine once...
>gasp
And I only cried for...
>gasp
Twenty minutes.
>>744426
Y'mean she doesn't already? I'll have to swing by sometime soon, then.
No.744429
>>744425
I'd appreciate being looked at when I'm interrogating.
>shit I said interrogating didn't I
>tips mini chin up
>[Russian soul staring goes here]
I'm more than capable of amassing the protection I need should it ever come to it, yet you went out of your way for this anyway.
You hurt yourself for me.
>
I'm proud and thankful.
>leans in
But never do it again.
No.744430
>>744426
>Mikon...mikon...
>self-satisfied nod
>>744427
>nani sore
>>744428
>Do?
>don't be a cheeky fuck
No.744431
>>744429
>i am appreciated
>
>mini say something
No.744432
>>744424
It's freaking weird that's why. And how come you look almost as young as me?
>>744426
Like daughter, like mother it seems...
>>744428
>
No.744433
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>>744426
Eh? Oh, g'bye.
>>744428
Then 30 minutes shouldn't be a big deal.
>Moonman why
>>744432
'Cause Nine's kinky like that.
>JUBEI NO
>turns back anyways
No.744434
>>744430
It won't end well for either of us.
>>744432
You're enjoying this way too much.
>>744433
>masochistic tendencies, that's why
Now we play the waiting game.
No.744435
>>744431
>nnnngh quit it
Well?
No.744436
>>744435
>
>itty bitty tears of joy
I will do whatever you ask.
No.744437
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>744430
>Inside Char's head
No.744438
>>744434
>Then I'll wait
>sitting in the air
>on a couch
>>744437
>!
>just like the music the Faker liked
No.744439
>>744436
>...
Tch.
>seat taken
>patting her lap
>
No.744440
>>744439
You want me to...jes.
>hops up on baconlap
No.744441
>>744438
...Wait for what?
No.744442
>>744440
I'm not very good at these things so I'll make it short.
I'll expect you to do some horrible things to others and yourself in the coming time you'll spend with me.
Modifying what you are fundamentally isn't one of them.
Still, I'd say you deserve a reward for your initiative.
>hands down her lit stoge
>mind the lipstick
No.744443
>>744433
>
Blergh! TMI! TMI, ya geezer!
>>744434
Sorry, sorry. It's just bringing back memories that's all...
>heh
You have fun with master. I got some people who I need to pay a visit.
> walks out
No.744445
>>744441
>For the catman to break all your bones.
>I might fix your brain then, I've never heard a crazy person scream before.
>>744444
>!!
No.744447
>>744443
Oh, sure. Just leave me here. I'll... I'll be fine.
>>744444
>ayyy
>>744445
It's not any different from anyone else. Besides, I already told you messing with my head won't end well.
>You're damn right it won't. This is MY house.
No.744448
>>744438
>The third boy's mind is suddenly met with the color red and the heat of a thousand stars
>Such
>a
>lust
FOR REVENGE
No.744449
>>744442
Cruelty is not in my nature. I will do whatever you ask, but...
>guh
I can't do something that has no meaning other than spite.
No.744450
>>744447
>A bird...and all the cats left too.
>This is your house? It's a dump. Zaire and the place in the ocean were nicer.
>>744448
>aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Череп лица!
No.744451
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>>744448
>WHOOOOOOOOOOOOO?
No.744452
>>744449
I'm a mafiosa, dear, not a monster.
>Bala you can't say that and then smile like that anyway
You had peripheral dealings with my organization while hunting for your head maid the first time around. Why do you think I do what I do.
No.744453
>>744450
>Moon Knight's head isn't that bad once you get used to it. There's even a pool table in here!
>sound of billiards clacking
...I'm not even going to ask.
No.744454
>>744452
>notes the lipstick on the ciggie
...
>discreet smek and puff
I do not know. I only contacted the Lagoon Company. But as I know you now... I do not know how to put it into words.
No.744455
>>744451
>ah man it's the real eyepatch guy
>dumps a soda on Bossu
>>744453
>Why would you put a table in a pool?
>doing a floating backstroke
No.744456
>>744450
>Through the psyching screaming Char's voice echoes in the boy's mind:
Так... я вижу, вам понравится ролевые игры...
No.744457
>>744455
>MASTAH
>MASTAH
I ask that you stop this nonsense, Tretjj.
No.744458
>>744456
>uh
>UH
>PANIC
>time for WHAAAAAAAAAAAAALE
>>744457
>
>busy with the whale
No.744459
>>744455
>Because this is a crazy person's head. Why else?
That's not-
>Shhhh.
No.744460
>>744458
>then here
>have MASTAH ACT 2
Tretjj.
No.744461
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>>744454
I'm asking you to anyway.
>plucks the cigar from her mouth
>puff
It's important.
No.744462
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>>744458
>The flaming whale consumes them both and suddenly the two were on a mind-trip beyond the time
>Cue - Lalah's theme "Beginning"(Orchestral Ver.) and a quick montage of the life Char's lived.
>The heat on the third child's face becomes unbearable
No.744463
>>744461
Nn...
>thinking
You are a cruel woman to your enemies and a...
>thinking some more
capable leader to your followers.
I apologize if you do not like the way I have phrased it.
No.744464
>>744459
>Is that I hear Will Smith and laughing people in there?
>>744460
...
>floats lower
>tfw legs too fucked up to stand completely unaided
>>744462
стоп! стоп!
>holding his big sleeves in front of his face
>disperses the whale illusion before they're both incinerated
>no more Man on Fire aaaaaaaa
No.744465
>>744464
You know I hate doing that, son.
>>744462
Char.
>beat passes
Char.
No.744466
>>744464
>Don't you know? Wacky sound effects will never go out of style.
>[LAUGH TRACK]
...I have no words.
No.744467
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>>744463
No, that was more than adequate.
>fighting the urge to stroke her hair
>only becomes aware of it after already doing so
>...
There's a Russian way of life that's famous for its savagery. Scorched earth. Aniquilacion.
Do you think I'm needlessly cruel?
No.744468
>>744464
>The sleeve is ripped away by the floating Newtype apparition of Char's lust for REVENGE
>Booming Shuichi Ikeda voice:
"SO, YOU CAN SEE IT AS WELL."
>Montage of deaths Char blames himself for
>The most recent: Labrys
No.744469
>>744467
To destroy something utterly...
>gkkt
You could just shoot them.
No.744470
>>744465
>nodnod
>Eyepatch guy, I found a cat and a fox and also a snake man wants to come back like the man on fire.
>>744466
>Like this?
>starts funneling https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYNjE2zbiJE through Moonman's head
>>744468
>NO MY HANDS
>shota: spooked
>Ooooo, a toaster?
No.744471
>>744465
>Snaps awake
...Boss?
No.744472
>>744470
A regular kid's show, eh-
>snake man
>back to life
The world would be better off without snakes.
Like Volgin... a lust for revenge that penetrates the grave.
No. We can't allow that.
>>744471
You were projecting such intense feelings that even I could feel them washing over the place.
Would you like a special treatment I used on my son?
No.744473
>>744469
>
>>
>>>
>>>>
In our line of work, we go all out. Like a typhoon.
You're doing well, we're almost done.
Do you know why I'm asking you these things?
No.744475
>>744470
>Yeah, like those!
...Khonshu, has it been thirty minutes yet?
>Yeah, why?
I think we're done here.
>walks over to the wall
>slams his head into it until he knocks himself out
>
No.744477
>>744472
>The sword guy has to stop hating him, then.
>
>Oh, I brought Sahelanthropus, but nobody thought he was cool.
>>744475
>?
>What a weirdo.
No.744478
>>744474
Because due to that Lancer's meddling, you are completely within your abilities and rights to stop me in any way you see fit.
>idly playing with the bun
You've become...increasingly important to me.
Power has a way of destroying admiration and trust under flimsy circumstances. I don't want that.
No.744479
>>744476
It's a little something I came up with before I died. Bear with me now.
>it's time for a CQC cooldown hug
Let it go, my friend. This guilt that even others can feel, it will erode you to nothing.
You and I are souls trapped inside shells. Digital consciousnesses to be shunted onto the next copy body. But that doesn't mean we have to suffer eternally.
Let it go...
>and it was at that moment that Big Boss' Stand activated, putting everyone nearby in a position of deep listening
>>744477
What did I tell you about bringing Sahelanthropus without protection from its metallic archaea?
No.744480
>>744478
Stop you? But...
>
I do not want to see you become a monster, miss Bala.
No.744481
>>744479
>sheepish shota
>Sorry, Boss.
No.744482
>>744479
>Man hug'd
>Not sure what's left of himself in that shell to be left go of
No.744483
>>744481
Luckily this place has Kryptonian self-repairing nanites. If there's anything useful about Braniac it's that.
>>744482
>broskis
You can still be happy. The dead in the past aren't meant to be grieved for but to be remembered as they were.
No.744484
>>744480
>guh
>cheek held
I'm only as much a monster as I've allowed myself to become, Fabiola.
An awfully romantic outlook working a pragmatist's job.
>...
>pinch
I'll save the rest of the depression fuel for someone who can handle it better.
Thanks.
No.744485
>>744484
>cheek held
>
U-um-
No.744486
>>744483
>Batchar.exe still running
But what of justice?
No.744487
>>744485
Ah? Is that it?
Little anticlimactic, and after all that.
>squidge squidge squidge
No.744488
No.744489
>>744486
I'm sure we both have our own stories of the folly of justice.
I engaged in 60 years of endless war for it. Nothing came but three deaths of mine and millions of others.
What about you, Char Aznable. What have you done, all for naught?
No.744492
>Welcome to learning with Snake
>today's word
>Samui
>Samui means cold
>Samui
No.744493
>>744491
Do you need something, miss Bala...? You are very close to my face.
No.744494
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>>744489
>Teeth gritting
>"What will they have to commit to?"
>"How much will they leave behind?"
I still believe in a new day, Boss... I don't know what else I can do but keep fighting.
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>>744493
>treating her cheeks like pizza dough at this point
Isn't it your job as the maid to know when I need something?
>how do I display actual happiness
>ugh
>another topic for the cat woman
No.744496
>>744494
>satisfied Boss sounds of approval
So keep fighting. But don't let your grief become a lust for revenge. Then justice will be twisted into something uglier.
You're walking a fine line, don't fall off like I did.
No.744497
>>744495
Are you... asking me to service you? We are not in private!
>cheeks being squished
No.744498
>>744497
>
>twists an ear a little
Which is exactly why you shouldn't be bringing that up.
>sigh
One bad day and the training regimen will have to start all over again. At least Lancer is self-taught,
No.744499
>>744496
>Salute
Thanks, Boss!
No.744500
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>>744498
>oddly not reactive to ear twistan
>woop stronk
You are clean, your teeth do not need brushing and you do not sound hungry. That was the only thing I could be unsure of-
>guh
Now you think I am the pervert.
No.744501
>>744499
>returns the salute
I wish you better luck than I had.
No.744503
>>744502
Did I get cloned again-I swear if that's a new clone I'm going to go nuclear.
No.744504
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>>744500
We're in this boat together, kid.
>Bala what does that mean
>...
>breathes into her hand
>discreet sniffing
I thought we could finish this cigar. We're going to be busy soon.
No.744505
>>744503
NoIjustfoundsomeofyouroldclothesandidn'tshaveyet
BUT LOOK AT THIS BURGER
No.744506
>>744504
I would like that.
>distant "VENCEREEEEEMOOOOOOS"
No.744508
>>744505
Take that eyepatch off son what're you even wearing it for you have two working eyes-SNAKE NO!
No.744509
>>744508
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BOSS THE BURGER IS CALLING TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
No.744511
>>744506
>>744507
>...
Why do I have the feeling I'm about to lose something fleeting.
>oh wait that's just life
>hands the stoge down
You and I are going to England in five hours or so. Another Russian Blackjack was sighted near British airspace, and they're justifiably worried.
Worried that I'll be taking their money, that is.
I'll need a bodyguard and Boris is already detailed as driver. I expect you to stay close.
No.744512
>>744510
>gets up
Boss, you...you punched extra dimensions into my face.
No.744514
>>744512
It's okay, I'll just slap a dimension off Liquid's face to make up for it.
No.744515
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>>744513
Britain's a pretty shitty place all around right now, as it is. Feel free to destress on anybody who comments on the outfit. With the amount of Middle East expats we'll be selling to, it's practically a given.
>languid puff
Which reminds me, I'll need another demonstration of this new strength of yours.
No.744516
>>744514
But isn't he 2D all the time anyway?
A line for a head...nobody deserves that.
No.744517
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>>744515
What would you like?
No.744518
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>>744516
Liquid deserves that.
No.744519
>>744518
The sad part is he'd think so too.
>
Who was the guy in the helmet.
No.744520
>>744519
A comrade... two of soul.
No.744521
>>744517
I'll assume for everyone involved you can't catch bullets just yet.
>hmm
>knife from inside the bomber jacket
What can you show me with this.
No.744522
>>744520
You seem to have a lot of those these days.
Kinda hard to imagine there's somebody really equal out there.
No.744523
>>744521
>uh
>takes the knife
...
>thinking back to 'berta
>!
I need to get angry.
>thinking
>thinking
>hidden resentment go
>
>>
No.744524
>>744522
It's not impossible. Alexander the Great, Che Guevara... there are those before me, and those after.
No.744525
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>>744523
>blink
>blink
...
>picks up the shattered handle
>remains of the blade fall out
That will...do, for now.
>where the hell did that growl come from
No.744526
>>744524
If you mean the big redheaded guy who seems allergic to pants, I'll just ask now. How could Alexander the Great be alive, Boss.
No.744527
>>744525
I am happy to serve, miss Bala.
No.744528
>>744526
He's a ghost son. Like me.
No.744531
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>>744527
>>744529
>guh
Nonsense always gives me the heebie jeebies...
>ashes the cigar
We might be meeting an acquaintance of mine while we're overseas.
No.744532
No.744535
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>>744533
Son, Snake has executed me two times personally. Once in Zanzibarland and once via FOXDIE in Arlington. I'm literally a ghost in the machine. A ghost in the shell, if you will.
No.744536
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>>744534
>...
>do I have any friends
>she and Boris and the men count right
Something like that.
Given the cavalry at her disposal, it's important we stay on her good side. Unfortunately we can't also stay away.
>Bala can jokes too
I don't need to remind you to be on your best behavior.
No.744537
>>744535
Did you just say Snake?
No.744538
>>744536
>Al eyes appearing on her shadow
>muffled guhuhuhuhuh
No.744539
>>744536
I will not fail you, miss Bala.
No.744541
>>744538
>frown
It'd be nice if you didn't make a scene right now.
>>744539
>pleased
Good.
>...
Come here.
No.744542
>>744540
But...isn't that me.
Why the third person talk?
No.744543
>>744542
The old one. You're the new one.
No.744544
>>744541
>I am going to have so much fun with this one. Oh my god you won't believe how hard it is finding a good ol' bullyable Catholic in fucking Shitskinistan right now.
No.744545
>>744541
>approaching
>
Miss Bala?
No.744546
>>744543
...Oh yeah.
>oh
I forgot, there was something I wanted to tell you.
Kaz thinks he's made some headway into the snatcher case, we think we'll have a working area of infiltration by the morning.
No.744547
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>>744544
This one's mine. Cross me, and thereby Integra, at your own risk.
...That's not going to stop you, is it.
>>744545
I don't see what's to be so confused about.
>GET OVER HERE
>hugging meido like a doll
>...
Just this once, you're allowed to call me Sofiya.
No.744548
>>744546
Get on that immediately. Contact Fordo too. I want it shut down and everyone responsible annihilated. We're seizing the technology for ourselves.
No.744549
>>744547
>Come oooooooon, don't be greedy. I mean I know you're bacon and pigs are bacon but come oooooonnnnnnnnn!
No.744550
>>744547
>!
>in the hushest of tones
Sofiya...
>comforted: yes
No.744551
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>>744548
We're going to be snatching people?
Isn't that kind of illegal? More illegal than usual, anyway.
You impress people into Outer Heaven with personality alone, do we really need it?
No.744552
>>744551
It's not for snatching others. These android shells could be repurposed. Spare bodies for me.
I don't want to trouble the men with the inevitable destruction of this shell. Least of all Kaz or Nagato.
Big Boss... I'm more than a person now. I'm a symbol. As a symbol I can't tarnish or fade while people believe in me.
No.744553
>>744549
Tough shit, I want her back at the end of this trip exactly as it says on the box.
You can tell your master we'll be on our way, if you feel like it.
>>744550
>ok heart this is a test run just to see how it wor-
>HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGH
...gkkkt.
>squished: yes
No.744554
>>744553
>I don't have to take this from you. I'm going on a walk.
No.744555
>>744552
Uh...
Isn't the point of a symbol to be a memory of a concept? That Wayne guy works as a symbol because nobody knows who he is.
If you keep going you're putting your status at risk by tarnishing it yourself.
>
Also can we get rid of this thing.
No.744556
>>744553
>heavy breathing
Miss Bala... I-
>wait
>um
>UM
No.744557
>>744554
Don't touch anything you twit--!
Wait that's not my line.
>>744556
>is she-
>extricates from the bits
Use your words, Fabiola.
No.744558
>>744555
What the hell is that?
>
Living symbols are things too. Look at Superman.
No.744559
>>744557
>she's crying
I did not know joo cared so mahch about me, this is someting I never had before...!
No.744560
>>744558
I don't think anybody really knows Superman either.
>shakes his head
Right, Boss.
>uh
Baymax, my personal healthcare assistant. Supposedl-
where'd it go
No.744561
>>744560
Another ghost...
>
Right. How's this: I've already died twice. Dying is terrifying. The more I can distance myself from it the better.
And I'm not ready to abandon the shipgirls, or you, or Kaz, to eternal rest just yet.
No.744562
>>744559
>no shut up don't cry aaaaaa
I haven't allowed myself to care for almost two decades. It wasn't feasible.
But I can afford to act on my emotions this time.
>...
>pinches her nose
And that only made me sound like a damn soulless maniac.
>just
Hush.
No.744563
>>744561
That's...a bit better to take in.
>
Speaking of ghosts...
No.744564
>>744562
I will never leave joor side, miss Bala.
>latch
No.744566
>>744564
...
>wobbly genuine smile
We have to work to do.
>scoops up meido and swishes out
No.744567
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>>744565
Well if we're investing all this tech into keeping you going, we could always diverge some to bringing the Boss back for real.
No more Mammal Pods.
No.744568
>>744567
There's nothing left to bring back, Snake.
I wouldn't want her to see what the world's become.
She wouldn't want this. She wouldn't want any of this.
I couldn't bear to look her in the eye and explain why her idea of the world was doomed to fail from conception.
No.744569
>>744568
I uh...that was a mistake on my part, Boss.
No.744570
>>744569
I couldn't kill her a fifth time, my son.
It would hollow me to the core. Again.
No.744571
>>744570
Not even a Liquid deserves that.
>
We should get back. Kaz is at the beach chasing the girls and he keeps falling into the sand.
No.744572
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>>744571
Right... let's go.
>fulton out