No.744573
>Meanwhile, at the Hall of Doom...
No.744574
>Cooking himself breakast
No.744575
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>i miss my box...
>hey something smells good
No.744577
>>744576
Hey where'd you get that?
No.744578
File: 1455905485037.jpg (21.72 KB, 500x281, 500:281, tumblr_inline_mheaz4BxFd1q….jpg)
No.744579
File: 1455905495185.jpg (21.72 KB, 500x281, 500:281, tumblr_inline_mheaz4BxFd1q….jpg)
No.744580
>>744578
...who the hell has a burger stand out here of all places?
No.744581
File: 1455906063036.jpg (21.59 KB, 500x281, 500:281, tumblr_inline_mhe6mkiwV31q….jpg)
>>744580
There's a Burger To Gos like two blocks away
No.744582
>>744581
What?
>looks out the window
So there is...how long has that been there?
No.744583
>>744582
Since the seventies.
No.744584
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>>744583
>readjusts the sunglasses
Really? Shit, I need to be more observant.
No.744586
>>744585
It's still an odd market. Most people here don't seem like they'd eat burgers, and...I'm sure we're the only people out here.
No.744587
File: 1455907150804.jpg (21.72 KB, 500x281, 500:281, tumblr_inline_mheaz4BxFd1q….jpg)
>>744586
We would go there all the time after plotting the downfall of the Super friends.
Plus, these burgers are pretty damn tasty. Way worth the trip
No.744588
>>744587
Oh riiiight, that was a thing that people here used to do.
...might have to get some myself now, though. Looks good.
No.744589
File: 1455907359618.jpg (15.94 KB, 477x268, 477:268, MV5BMjAwNzUxOTU2MF5BMl5Ban….jpg)
>>744588
Those were the days. God I miss em.
No.744590
>>744589
It was a long time ago...and something I never really cared to study. I came here just to fight an insane Senator sometime ago.
No.744591
>>744590
I fought a senator once. He tried to cut in line at the movies so I stabbed him.
.
No.744592
>>744591
Well that seems a bit harsh, but...I probably would've done something similar.
Feh, I wish I could've simply stabbed that senator.
No.744593
>>744592
You did more than that, I'd say! WAHAHAHA!
No.744594
>>744593
Hey, I stabbed him!
...then tore his heart out...
Admittedly in a rage fueled quest for revengeance...
No.744596
File: 1455908604366.jpg (53.53 KB, 638x449, 638:449, tumblr_nlxxvty7CZ1qlnxfao1….jpg)
>>744595
Never had a father...besides...Solidus.
>shudder
No.744597
>>744596
Well, Solidus is a perfect clone of me. So that makes me your daddy.
And Snake your big brother.
No.744598
>>744597
Snake's my big brother in a way?
>EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
No.744599
>>744598
And I get to wear this hat!
>
You have a kid, right? I'm a grandpa, right??
>way too excited
No.744600
File: 1455908949213.jpg (53.53 KB, 638x449, 638:449, tumblr_nlxxvty7CZ1qlnxfao1….jpg)
>>744599
Yes I do.
I still visit him whenever possible.
No.744601
>>744600
Score! They said I'd never be a grandfather. "You're sterile, John. It's the nukes, John; you've gotta stop the nukes!"
Bah! Eat it, Zero! I win. Boss wins.
No.744602
>>744592
I'm a supervillain. Don't care who you are. Cut in line, I cut you
No.744604
>>744601
You seem really excited to be a granddad.
>>744602
Right, this place is populated-- well not populated per se, but still has quite of few of you guys.
No.744605
>>744602
The only good salt is on french fries, my ambivalent aquatic aquaintance.
Alliteration!
>>744604
I never really wanted kids when I was younger, but the shipgirls really showed me what it's like to have not terrible children around.
I was a fool. And a bad father. But I'll be a damned good grandad.
No.744606
File: 1455909342206.jpg (15.94 KB, 477x268, 477:268, MV5BMjAwNzUxOTU2MF5BMl5Ban….jpg)
>>744604
That was the point of the Legion of Doom. Get together Supervillains and team up for conquest and glory. Or just a good score.
No.744607
File: 1455909414873.jpg (21.59 KB, 500x281, 500:281, tumblr_inline_mhe6mkiwV31q….jpg)
>>744605
Salt is good on most foods. It's an important seasoning
No.744608
File: 1455909511513.jpg (79.09 KB, 838x954, 419:477, raiden_by_muromasiksm-d6rj….jpg)
>>744605
Maybe I'll take you to see him sometime...depending on how Rose reacts.
Despite our relationship not working out in the long run, we're still on good times.
>>744606
Oh how times have changed...
No.744609
File: 1455909565820.jpg (46.67 KB, 294x284, 147:142, wondering what it tastes l….jpg)
>>744607
Does that mean... you're delicious?
>slowly raising a fork up
>Boss no
>>744608
Rose, eh. The Patriots really had you strung along. Must be glad to be free.
No.744611
>>744609
Aside from the occasional slip-up, yes it's very liberating.
>>744610
It's to be expected. All organizations are bound to slowly reach away from originally intended goals...
No.744612
>>744610
What a shame. That burger did look nice.
>...
Burger... Oh no, Kaz left the stove on!
...Eh. He'll figure it out. Man loves burgers as much as he loves life and nice breasts.
>>744611
You know what you should do? Take Rose to a movie. Women love movies!
No.744613
>>744611
That and all the founders are gone
>>744612
>helmet up
Sound like he likes nice things
No.744614
>>744612
She does. We first met talking about movies...but I can't take her on a date, Boss.
Like I said, our relationship just...didn't work. I was too busy to see her on a regular basis. Not to mention various threats could get to her as well, even if they live in New Zealand now.
So, I decided that she didn't need that. I still do visit sometimes...
>>744613
Yeah, that would throw things out of whack...
No.744615
>>744613
Speaking of founders, the bald one was finally found under 40 stale cakes.
I wonder what he was doing with them. Forty... that's as many as four tens. And they were stale! That's terrible!
No.744616
>>744614
I see... you're in the market for an amazon then. Warrior woman who can handle your life! Say no more, pappy's on the case.
One of my sons deserves to be happy, damn it. Snake's such a loner, squandering the perfect genes he's molded from!
>Big Boss: Official Wingman
No.744617
>>744614
Yep
>>744615
Yeah...Lex had some....issues
No.744618
>>744616
I already tried twice, Boss.
Both times didn't work at all. It's why I prefer to work...alone...
>>744617
Wait the leader of this place was found passed out beneath forty stale cakes?
No wonder this place fell out of favor.
No.744619
>>744617
He died as he lived... diabetic. Though knowing you arch-nemesis types he'll be back to life through contrived methods nobody with the mental capacity of a squirrel will question.
Then again death itself seems to be meaningless nowadays.
>>744618
Why are all my sons such loners? Honestly.
>Boss you literally only slept with EVA one time in '64 and it was mega awkward
>stupid old people forwardness
No.744620
>>744618
Yeah. Like I said. Issues.
>>744619
Wait...Lex is dead?!
No.744621
>>744620
As dead as dead gets around these parts at least.
Give it a week. Month tops.
No.744622
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>>744621
Fair enough
>shrugs
No.744623
>>744622
So what is it you do nowadays with this base essentially converted into a cantina?
No.744624
>>744623
Mostly just steal stuff
No.744625
>>744624
From sunken ships? That fancy suit of yours would definitely help in that.
Lots of sunken Nazi gold going around.
No.744626
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>>744625
Most of my early funding came from salvaging sunken nazi gold
No.744628
>>744627
I once tried to kill an infant. I'm not above cashing in Nazi gold.
No.744630
>>744629
I haven't tried to kill an infant in years if that concerns you
No.744631
>>744630
Back in my day villainy had standards and a code.
No.744632
>>744631
I was insane at the time. Not my best move, I'll admit.
No.744633
>>744631
I was insane. I'll admit that it wasn't my best moment.
No.744634
Okay I'm back.
>>744619
I couldn't tell you, Boss...
I wish I didn't have to be a loner, but it's just the way it has to be.
>>744620
Geez, I knew you said issues but...geez.
No.744635
>Predator update
>everyone has amazing chins
>like god damn
>if I took someone's skull
>I'd need another trophy wall just for the jaw alone
No.744636
>>744635
>to be fair, mine is made of metal
>it's literally manufactured to be perfect
>I think
No.744637
>>744636
>then explain the other chins!
>you can't!
No.744638
>>744637
>shit man, I don't know
>maybe this place just gravitates perfect chins
No.744639
>>744638
>this chin related turn of events integers me
>I must investigate
No.744640
>>744639
>yeah good luck with that
>I'm gonna sit here
>maybe brood a little
>that sorta thing
No.744641
>>744640
>brooding?
>in 20XX?
>come on man
>you know what I do?
>I sit here and watch
No.744642
>>744641
>but that's weird and stalkerish
>and there's nothing wrong with brooding in this, the current year
>I do it all the time
No.744643
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>744642
>It's called hunting!
>and what I do is pro-active
>I have to hunt for a boyfriend-free girl to make into a sweet heart from the grppphhht
>
No.744644
>>744643
>haha you and me too
>juuuust kidding I'm fine with being a lon--
HOLY SHIT
No.744645
>>744644
>what?
>I was joking
>none of the women here interest me
>that and I don't need no woman holding me down from the hunt!
No.744646
>>744645
>meeeee tooooooo
>haha
>I just wasn't expecting...that laugh is all
No.744647
>>744646
>why does everyone have a problem with the way I laugh?
No.744648
>>744647
>nobody expects a laugh like that
>nobody
No.744649
>>744648
>I did it once to fox spirit girl and she almost started to cry
No.744650
>>744649
>oh what doesn't do that
No.744651
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No.744652
>>744650
>her boy friend
>long story short I camped their room during a "valentines day"
No.744653
>>744651
>now that is a chin
Nothing.
>>744652
>gross, dude
>and yeah, Valentines Day was recent...
>I was...busy that day
>yeah
No.744654
No.744656
>>744653
By the looks of ya, I'm not surprised
>>744655
I help you with something motherfucker?
No.744657
I get the feeling I'm forgetting something...
No.744658
>>744656
>I'm being challenged
>but I have yet to study him
>invisible go!
No.744659
>>744657
You remember to pick up milk?
No.744660
>>744659
Of course I remembered to pick up the milk.
>he's not wearing pants
>convenient fig leaf
>Booooooosssssss
No.744661
>>744655
>yep, busy busy busy
>feel sorry for you, though
>>744656
What's that supposed to mean?!
>>744657
Our earlier conversation, maybe?
I think I forgot about that too...
No.744662
>>744658
Yeah that's right. You run away. Big Pussy.
>>744661
It means you look like you've got not a lot going on in your life. Dipshit.
No.744663
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>>744661
>what makes you say that?
>>744662
>now I watch you
>all the time
>even when you're naked
No.744664
>>744660
Good. Cause someone keeps leaving the empty carton in the fridge
No.744665
>>744661
Oh, right. Must you really be a big loner baby too?
...Oh well. At least I'm a granddad now.
>>744664
Those vile bastards! Don't they know old men need to keep their bones strong?
No.744666
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>>744663
That's fine. You know what they say about a guy with a big chin right?
He can fuck for days.
FOR GODDAMN DAYS
No.744667
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No.744668
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>>744665
I think its more them leaving the empty carton as a reminder that the carton is empty.
I've always found the best way to remind people we need milk is when they see that there is no milk.
No.744669
>>744662
Oh. I thought you were implying I was ugly or something.
>yeah as if
>>744663
>well you got stuck in someone's room
>on Valentines Day
>must've sucked
>>744665
Well I supposed I could not be...
>sigh
"a big loner baby" but I don't think a woman is ready for the real Jack.
The real Jack who's body is made of steel with a soul as cold as his shell is...
No.744670
>>744667
>squint
I think I've seen that guy before...
No.744671
>>744669
>I was watching
>for hunting reasons
>I must know how they reproduce
>>744666
>subject keeps large member somehow cramped into spandex suit
>must investigate
No.744672
>>744669
Why would I imply something so obvious. I mean look at your chin. Its practically a vagina.
>>744671
Also, I cum in spurts.
No.744673
>>744667
[!]
This smell... it's a smelly smell. A smelly smell that smells... smelly.
Seafood...
>fork produced
>>744668
Venom, I want you to Fulton some cows. And a few farmers to milk the cows.
>>744669
Son if you call yourself Coldsteel the Hedgeheg I'm going to slap an entire dimension off your face like I do Liquid.
No.744674
>>744670
YOU "THINK" YOU'VE SEEN THE GRRRRRREAT MAN RAY?
OF COURSE YOU HAVE! I'm very famous in my line of work.
No.744675
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>>744672
How dare you say that to me...
>>744671
>you could just use the internet to find that out
>or ask the weird evil pornbot
>>744673
...is the dark and mysterious angle not working?
I thought it was working.
No.744676
>>744674
Yeah I have! You stole my wallet!
No.744677
>>744675
>where's the fun in that?
>I'm hunter
>I must watch it in person
No.744678
>>744673
Seafood? Where? Me?
I'm not seafood, you're seafood!
Thinking people eat manta rays, how dare you.
>>744676
I DON'T WANT TO HEAR A SINGLE SOLITARY THING ABOUT WALLETS FOR THE REST OF ALL TIME, UNTIL THE END OF ETERNITY!
It quite bugs me if you couldn't guess.
No.744679
File: 1455931551520.png (1.45 MB, 1366x768, 683:384, Metal_gear_venom_snake_leo….png)
>>744673
Wisconsin Cows or California Cows?
No.744680
>>744678
But I remember it, though!
Yeah, you stole my wallet!
Where is it?!
No.744681
>>744675
No... no it's not.
>>744678
>
>>744679
There's a difference?
...Is it a difference in taste? Get both. Variety is good.
No.744682
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No.744683
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>>744680
WHY, IT'S RIGHT HERE!
YES, RIGHT IN THIS ENVELOPE
IT CERTAINLY ISN'T SEA-ANTHRAX
>>744682
...Mommy?
No.744684
>>744677
>jeez
>what the people are into these days
>>744681
>YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT A SOUL CAN'T BE CUT
>NO MATTER WHAT BLADE YOU WIELD
Not even with the music?
Should I change the song? This too much?
>IF YOU FOLLOW YOUR OWN PATH OF JUSTICE
>THE BRUTAL TRUTH WILL BE REVEALED
Might be too much...
No.744685
>>744675
How dare you have such a pitiful chin ya dipshit
No.744686
>>744683
Right, of course.
...I don't have a letter opener, how am I supposed to open this?
No.744687
>>744681
Maybe?
I'll get both to be safe.
No.744688
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No.744689
>>744683
>poink
Aw, you're all rubbery and tasteless. Like shark fins.
You live... for now.
>>744684
>shakes his head
Back in my day songs weren't so dumb sounding.
>I GIVE MY LIIIIIFE
>NOT FOR HONOR
>BUT
>FOR
>YOOOOOOOUUUUUU
>>744685
Hey! Nobody bullies my adopted son but me!
Prepare yourself... for CHIN BATTLE.
>>744687
Both is good.
No.744690
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>>744684
>I'm not "people"
No.744691
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>>744689
Its not bullying if its the truth fuckstain.
No.744692
>>744685
My jaw has a chin of justice! Not used in vengeance...not used in anger!
>>744689
This song isn't dumb, though...
Fine, maybe a different one.
>RULES OF NATU--
Nah.
>THE UNENLIGHTENED MASSES, THEY CANNOT MAKE THE JUDGEMENT C--
Nope
>I FINALLY FOUND WHAT I WAS LOOOOOOKING FOOO--
Mmmaybe
>I wanted to be with you alone and talk about the weather--
Now how'd that get in there?
Hahahaha...
>>744690
>Neither am I
No.744693
File: 1455932365452.png (781.8 KB, 940x625, 188:125, tumblr_mxvbw951dS1qjbsm8o1….png)
>>744689
>yanks the fork out of his head
I knew that! I told you that! Nobody is as rubbery and tasteless as Man Ray!
...That didn't make me feel good.
No.744694
>>744688
What? Oh don't tell me to use my hands.
I might get a papercut. Those things sting for days.
And then they get all puss filled and infected.
No.744695
>>744691
>[M E N A C I N G] warming up
I'm going to slap you into a one-dimensional line now.
>>744692
>MEMORIES BROKEN THE TRUTH GOES UNSPOKEN-
Hmm... why is young people music always so angry?
>>744693
You just need seasoning, that's all.
>-300 GMP
>your package will be arriving shortly
There.
No.744696
>>744692
>I know
>....no really I scanned you
No.744697
>>744692
your jaw has a chin of pussy! Used in dripping off loads.
>>744695
Bring it Grandpa! Careful not to break your hip!
No.744698
>>744694
You're wearing gloves!
It wouldn't take anything at all, just one simple clean and jerk!
GIVE ME THAT
>snatches the letter
>rips it
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH SEA-ANTHRAX IN MY EYES
>>744695
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
No.744699
>>744695
I'm an angry person.
That reminds me of advice an old friend gave me, though...
>"Now Jack, de one way to a woman's heart is through Spanish guitar, joo know."
Maybe I should use guitar...
>TIIIIME TO LEAVE THEM ALLL BEHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIND
Ahhh, that reminds me of more advice from another friend...
>"Love is not within my parameters, Raiden, therefore I have no room to judge."
Admittedly asking an AI was not a wise idea.
>>744697
Words that kill...you speak them to me.
No.744700
>>744697
>[M E N A C I N G] has successfully booted
'mere cupcake, it's time to kick some chin.
>>744698
Sea Anthrax, eh... what's it taste like?
>entirely unaware of the screaming
Wait. Sea Anthrax... if I rearrange the letters, take some out, and add others in...!
Sahelanthropus.
>WOAH HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
No.744701
>>744698
Errr yes. That was part of the...master plan.
I am the Eggman, I have the master plan.
No.744702
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>>744699
Its called the Truth Fucko. Deal with it.
>>744700
You wanna go? You ready to take a chin shot straight to the grundel?
No.744703
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>>744700
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I'M BURNING UP, YOU DOLT
>rolling around
>childish wailing
>>744701
YOU WILL RUE THIS DAY, LAND CREATURE
RUE
No.744704
>>744699
Raiden! Spanish guitar, that's perfect!
>>744702
Son, behind this beard there is no chin: there is only another Boss.
>Young Boss' head pokes it
>OKAY, TIME TO EAT THAT CHIN!
>>744703
It's not all about you, you know.
What a selfish fish. A sel-fish.
No.744705
>>744696
Oops, missed this
>You did?
>Sorry you had to see that
>>744702
Now you're being nasty!
>>744704
Really?
Yeah that makes sense. Alright, Spanish guitar it is.
No.744706
File: 1455933211245.jpg (140.64 KB, 575x313, 575:313, invisibility-cloak-predato….jpg)
No.744707
>>744703
Well I just don't see how. Now that the Sea-Anthrax is gone, I can get my wallet from this envelope!
>reaches into the envelope
Awww it isn't in there.
You lied! All's that's in here is even more Sea-Anthrax-- WAIT OH NO!
>
No.744708
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>>744705
GKKKKKT
>jolts around
>gives in to rigor mortis
No.744709
>>744704
>chin slaps the young boss
>>744705
So nasty you can call me Ms. Jackson
No.744710
>>744709
>Young Boss bites that chin like a nuclear snake
>begin chin tug of war
It's over, Sharkman! I have the high ground!
>>744705
We'll go get your Slipstream Juan friend.
>Boss that's not his name
No.744711
>>744706
>but why?
>>744709
...I don't get it.
>>744710
It's Jetstream Sam, Boss.
That's a good idea, though.
He's had a pretty stable relationship from what I know.
No.744712
>>744710
>swinging Young Boss Around
NNNNEEEEVVVVAAARRRRRR
>>744711
>slaps him with Young Boss
GET ON MY LEVEL SCRUBLORD!
No.744714
>>744711
Jetstream Sam? Yes, that sounds better.
>>744712
Don't do it-
>lightsaber to the legs go
No.744715
>>744712
>catches Young Boss
You've made a fatal mistake.
>FASTBALL SPECIAL
>>744713
>well the cyborg body isn't pleasant
>>744714
You're not the only person to mess up his name, though.
No.744716
>>744714
uuuuhhhhh
rrrraaaaaaahhhhh
I HATE YOU!
I HATE YOU!
No.744717
>>744715
Phew...
>>744716
You were the Chosen Chin! You were supposed to destroy this chin based society, not join it!
No.744718
>>744717
>can't hear you over how much fire he's on
>who left all these candles here?
No.744719
>>744715
>depends on who you ask
No.744720
>>744717
>>744718
>down from the heavens
>descended Chuck Norris
>who delivered a kick
>that could shatter bones
>into the crotch
>of these two fools
>>744718
No.744721
>>744717
Yeah, I think his girlfriend's old man always makes that mistake.
>>744718
>he should've tried spinning
>that's a good trick
No.744722
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>>744719
>yeah
>like most people I ask
No.744723
>>744718
Noooooooo!
>>744720
>
>>744721
Raiden... help me up-oh wait.
>ahem
SURVIVAL VIEWER!
>restoration sound effects
>BB's fine
No.744724
>>744722
>once again
>not people
No.744725
Did Chuck Norris just kick a burning corpse in the nuts?
No.744726
>>744723
My son, you are an adequate successor of the Chin.
Don't let it sway you.
>>744725
And you.
Lay off the barbecue chips, you'll end up with a turkey waddle instead of a proud chin that can cut iron.
No.744727
>sweeping burning corpse ashes away
What a mess...
No.744728
>>744726
But I don't even eat barbecue chips....
No.744729
>>744723
...Boss I have no idea what's going on anymore.
>>744724
>gooood point
No.744730
>>744728
Do not lie to the chin!
>fist comes out of the beard and bitchslaps Roy
The only person you hurt when you lie is yourself, son.
Don't be a cleft palette.
No.744731
>>744730
DICK!
>rubbing his chin
I'm not lying! I'm a Dill Pickle chip man!
No.744732
>>744726
The Chin... I never dreamed of being worthy.
>>744729
Me neither.
No.744733
>>744731
>squint
Next you'll tell me you eat ketchup chips.
You some kind of anti-chin pansy?
No.744735
>>744732
I guess we should just roll with it.
...I hate rolling with it.
No.744736
>>744733
Ketchup is gross.
No.744737
>>744732
>>744734
Take care of your chin, and it will take care of you.
>>744736
You mean to say except on burgers and hot dogs.
Now I must go, and return this glove to Michael Jackson
No.744738
>>744735
I'll be going now.
>>744737
The chin... is like the box.
>Fulton awaaaaaay
No.744739
>>744737
Ketchup on hot dogs is an abomination
No.744740
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>>744738
See you later, Boss.
>now I miss my box
No.744741
At least tonight it is quiet.
No.744744
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>sitting at a lemonade stand
>lemonade has been crossed out and replaced with Aqua
Do you want to make the world a better place? Do you want lots of hot babes in bikinis?
Then keep polluting! Hooray for global warming!
No.744745
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>>744743
>this will end in disaster
No.744746
>>744741
If you want to call it that.
>>744744
>Ohhhh lemonade-- ohhhhh it's not lemonade
No.744747
File: 1455936228435.png (302.31 KB, 570x677, 570:677, I had a nightmare about vo….png)
>>744745
>gasp
A Kabutops!
>>744746
You there, young man! I bet you like sitting on your duff and overconsuming, right?
No.744749
Fuckin' clones.
How'd they fix that shit in Star Wars? Blow 'em up, that's how.
Didn't need any goddamn friends.
No.744751
>>744748
Kabutops?
>>744750
You don't?
You mean you actually...want to work, and get a job?
What about making the world a better place? By drowning 2/3rds of it?
No.744752
>>744749
Eventually they phased out the clones. Some were blown up, but a lot of them died of degenerative diseases that affected only clones.
Well, with the exception of a few, most of whom avoided order 66
No.744754
>>744751
I'm already making the world a better place by protecting the weak!
No.744755
>>744752
Yeah, 'cause that's exactly what somebody bitching wants to hear; some bullshit.
Man if there weren't explosions or Harrison Ford on the screen in that order, I didn't give a shit.
No.744756
File: 1455936777674.png (135.27 KB, 500x411, 500:411, tumblr_inline_n92zwqG4eE1r….png)
>>744753
I'm gonna wrestle that Kabutops
>>744754
Whaaaaaaaaaat?
You're crazy, that's crazy.
A whole shitton of water, that's what'll solve everything!
No.744757
>>744755
Dude! Mark Hamil is amazing in Star Wars. His acting is what makes the story work!
No.744758
>>744756
>oh for the love of
>invisible go
No.744759
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>>744756
I get told that a lot...
But more water won't fix anything!
Except if it's like...a place in a drought.
No.744760
>>744757
"Hurr I'm Luke fuckin' Skywalker, I'm the chosen one!"
Hear that? That's him, the whole damn movie.
Shoulda been about Han and Chewie with that fuckwit on the side.
No.744761
>>744758
A Kabutops with Double Team...
>>744759
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
We're running out of living space for hard-working aquatic species, and it's like, really bad!
No.744762
>>744760
Han and Chewie work as support characters. They know who they are. Luke is someone who has his entire sense of self changed around him. He goes from Farmboy hick to Jedi Knight. All Han and Chewie did were stay as awesome.
Revy, as your teammate, I have feelings...about...you. So get your shit together. Luke Skywalker is dope as hell.
No.744763
File: 1455937290415.png (59.27 KB, 600x1329, 200:443, Nice use of Sam's sword, R….png)
>>744761
Sure the waters are becoming polluted, but...more water means more water to pollute.
Nothing will have changed.
No.744764
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>>744762
You say you got "feelings for me" again and I'm givin' you a colonscopy with my steel-toe.
>thinking
>film theory is hard
So you're sayin' Luke works 'cause he's uh...like a nobody?
No.744765
>>744763
Oh yes it will!
I'll have won, and Maxie will have lost.
No.744766
>>744764
Feelings, ABOUT you. Not feelings FOR you. I've stuck my dick in enough crazy to every have feelings for you.
That is exactly why Luke works. Not Han and Chewie can work as protagonists as well. However for the story told in the Original Trilogy, Luke was the protag that was needed.
No.744767
>>744765
...is this a petty feud thing?
No.744768
>>744766
But Anakin fuckin' ruled! You tellin' me he sucks 'cause he ain't Luke when Luke happened?
>
Details, man. Crazy's my jam.
No.744769
>>744767
No, it is not a petty feud thing!
It's a I'm-going-to-drown-the-planet thing!
And no one, not even a ten year old child with monsters can stop me!
No.744770
>dangling upside-down from the rafters with a massive featherduster
Nobody ever cleans up here...
No.744771
>>744768
Anakin's story is pretty much Luke's. If you look at the two trilogies together, you get similar moments between the two. Its crazy well done when you really look at it.
>
I...yeah....I don't really remember it all. I was sort of a raging drug and booze addict.
No.744772
>>744769
That's oddly specific.
Did a ten year old with monsters ever stop you before?
>>744770
It's not like you can really blame them.
No.744773
>>744770
>dust bunny lands on her nose
>?
>ah
>AH
Chew!
>>744771
We-hell, guess the red boy's not such a fuckin' square after all.
>wipes her on nose on her arm
Man you can keep your ana...analy...yeah, looking at shit, to yourself. Movie's supposed to be a movie, yeah?
Look at it too much and no shit it's just a buncha people on a stage.
I dunno, that's what I think.
No.744774
File: 1455938475537.png (34.26 KB, 289x296, 289:296, tumblr_static_tumblr_stati….png)
No.744775
>>744772
They could at least try. It will be difficult getting down...
>>744773
Look out below!
>drops from the rafters
>Mary Poppins maid dress go
>parachutes down
No.744776
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>>744774
I think I ten year old with monsters stopped you once.
>>744775
Most people that come here aren't the "trying" type.
No.744777
>>744776
Ha! Joke's on you!
It happened twice
No.744778
>>744773
Star Wars isn't just a movie Rev. Its a way of life.
>
Don't be too impressed. I don't do any of that anymore.
No.744779
>>744775
Wh-
>right in the face
AW GOD DAMN IT!
>>744778
Man you're just makin' me wanna shoot the next asshole I see with a Death Star shirt or whatever.
>hurls the minimaid away
So what, wittle fwat boy have a hawd wife?
No.744780
>>744779
I just got to the point were I was trying to kill myself. Kill myself by drunkenly fighting supervillains
No.744781
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>>744776
It is a good ting that I am here then.
>>744779
Eh-
>flung
>neatly twirls in midair and lands on her feet with a flourish
Gracias.
No.744782
>>744777
Is that supposed to make me look stupid?
>>744781
Yeah, it's appreciated that this place isn't as much of a mess as it usually is.
No.744783
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>>744780
...You're tellin' me...you got to fight supervillains drunk, and you stopped!?
Where the hell does Jay find you useless miserable assholes, that's the best fucking job in the world!
>>744781
>stupid ballet-ass maid
Rrrrrrr.
No.744784
>>744782
>sniff
If only.
>runs off
No.744785
>>744782
I will do what I can, mister Jack.
>>744783
>
No.744786
>>744783
I was drunk enough that it wasn't fun drunk.
No.744787
>>744784
I...almost felt bad for him.
>>744785
That's all anybody can ask of you.
No.744788
>>744785
Got somethin' to say, bite size?
Rest'a the Reese's Pieces clear out or what.
>>744786
S'just gettin' started on fun drunk to me, guy.
Ah whatever, you nerds find us anything to do?
No.744789
>>744787
Are you well?
>>744788
I was wanting to apologize for almost breaking your jaw the last time we met.
No.744790
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>>744789
>
Pfff. Midget, you got a better chance of breaking sis's bank account then fucking me up.
Hot deal ya landed yourself, huh.
No.744791
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>>744789
I'm fine.
Though apparently I need to work on my attitude. According to a boss of mine, I'm a "big loner baby."
No.744792
>>744790
Says the one on the receiving end of the beating.
>Mini no now is not the time for smug
I did not expect it to be so... the way it is.
>>744791
Big loney baby?
No.744793
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>>744792
Might wanna loosen that bonnet, chiquita. Think the strain's cuttin' off your circulation.
>snort
So, ya see 'er kill anybody yet?
Bet she does some shady Russian voodoo shit right before like drown 'em in vodka, or eat their eyes! Ha!
No.744794
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>>744792
Yes, those were his exact words.
No.744795
>>744793
It was tasteless and excesivo. The mistress is under the belief that she needs to do things like that to command respect... I wish for her to see a light in the darkness.
>>744794
Are you alone? Do you need a friend?
No.744796
>>744795
What the hell kinda bullshit are you spoutin' now.
>but Rev what about Jay
>guh
Man whatever, just don't infect her with your lameness. Need more chicas like us out there.
No.744797
>>744795
I think he meant something more than that...
But he may've also meant that too. Even if I have plenty, I haven't been the most social person.
No.744798
>>744796
You have changed since we last met in Roanapur.
>>744797
I can be your friend if you are all alone.
No.744799
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>>744788
Jay tends to find the heavy hitting jobs. I do mostly the nonlethal stuff. That way we can cover operating costs.
So I've been crazy busy
No.744800
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>no vampires
>no serial killers
>no vampire ancestor's
>no crazy presidents
>no mob bosses
...
Huh.
No.744801
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>>744798
>
Yeah?
>>744799
Nonlethal, huh.
It'd be a fuckin' shame to put rubber bullets in my Cutlasses, but I guess I can help out.
If I ain't too busy, y' know.
>looks at a calendar
>February 19: Sleep and Drink
...Yeah, maybe.
No.744802
>>744798
Like I said,it's more than just friends but yeah.
I think I'd appreciate that.
>>744800
Bored?
No.744803
>>744801
Nothing immediate. I just got back from a smash and grab extraction.
No.744804
>>744800
Please do not be smoking, there is no ashtray...
>>744801
You have found your way.
>>744802
I... am too young for that stuff. But I can keep you company.
No.744805
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>>744802
Something always comes up.
>autism scanning is go
>that's a robbit, fam
Huh.
>>744804
>
...
No.744806
>>744803
Uh...well I ain't much for ice breakers and shit. I shoot stuff and drink and make mixtapes sometimes, s'kinda all there is to it.
Wait, why the hell did nobody tell me?
>>744804
Ha! Keep it up, squirt. Maybe you'll get sis to crack a smile with all that shit in your mouth.
No.744807
>>744804
Oh yeah I figured that much. Just wanted to clear things up.
Still though, like I said, it's very appreciated.
>>744805
What're you looking at?
No.744808
>>744805
Por supuesto...
>broom, dustpan, and a bag go
>catchan ashes directly under Jotes
>haha she's fukken smol
>>744806
No... to be more accurate, your way found you. Did it not?
>a r m o r
>p i e r c i n g
>>744807
I am glad you understand.
No.744809
>>744807
What's it look like.
>>744808
>vaguely reminded of Jolyne
>...oh shit she's like, grown up now huh
>oops
>drops the butt in the pan on mini's head
Tiny...
No.744810
>>744806
You seemed to have you hands full with the clone thing.
No.744811
>>744808
Mhmm, even a friend is appreciated after all.
Not easy to make like this.
>>744809
...why do I even bother with a disguise.
>CYBORG TRANSFORMATION
No.744812
>>744808
>tch
Think you're some kinda wiseguy, don'tcha.
Least I didn't get kidnapped into it.
>>744810
Naw, she fucked off back to Thailand.
S'just you and me, amigo. The two cunts that actually die when they're killed.
We need a handshake.
No.744813
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>>744809
My name is not tiny. It is Fabiola.
>puts the butt in the bag
>and sweeping around him to make sure she didn't miss any ash
>>744811
I know your feeling.
>>744812
I am happy to be with the mistress. You are happy to be with la Capucha Roja.
The circumstances are not important.
No.744814
>>744812
We could always get wished back by Dragon Balls
No.744815
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>>744811
Cyborg.
>yes Jotes that's what he is
Guess you didn't hide well enough.
>>744813
Didn't say it was your name.
>blink and the ash is gone
>rearranged to spell "tiny" on the floor
>Jotes pls
No.744816
File: 1455942505784.gif (973.63 KB, 500x392, 125:98, tumblr_nbrcujnlb61shbc9ho1….gif)
>>744813
Man you were more fun when ya screamed all the time.
So where is she? Asshole of mine's got a dentist appointment or somethin'.
Only he wrote it inside quote marks so I dunno.
>>744814
Ya mean those aphrodisiacs from Chinatown?
Shit's all a scam, trust me. Didja know headlight fluid ain't even real?
No.744817
>>744813
That's why people like us need to stick together.
To not only give ourselves comfort, but also hope that we may be able to spread out beyond that.
>>744815
Looks like I need to try harder, then.
>Maybe I could use that holo disguise stuff Snake has...
No.744818
>>744816
No the seven magical orbs that when gathered together and summon the dragon Shenlong who will grant wishes. Including bringing people back from death.
No.744819
>>744815
>???
>at least she's not freaking out
>hanging out with Cu and Asterios helped
You are a ghost?
>>744816
>embarrassed
>guh
There is no reason for me to get worked upp anymore.
>
She is resting safely. It was a long plane ride.
>>744817
Do you like...
>uh
TV?
No.744820
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>>744817
>weird
>but not sufficiently weird
S'with the suit.
>>744819
>shakes his head
>points down
>the ash now spells "nope"
>and then "you?" one blink later
No.744821
>>744818
...Is this a gay thing?
'Cause I swear I've seen a porno like that before.
>>744819
Well ain't you just a busy bee.
>looking around
Fucking hell, you cunts look like zombies. Which makes me look bad.
So let's do somethin', I'm warm enough.
No.744822
>>744821
No, its not a gay thing
No.744823
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>>744819
Yeah, I watch it sometimes.
>>744820
Even murderous cyborgs have to look presentable.
No.744824
>>744820
>
I am simply a maid.
>>744821
It was... not a fun trip.
>so many brown people trying to molest me
>and the butler boy
>and the mean scary man in red
>the large chested woman was nice though
You are wanting to do something with me...?
>>744823
I used to watch the sci-fi shows with young master Garcia. He liked them.
No.744825
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>>744822
Hold up, sayin' these things grant wishes, right?
Why the hell do we gotta wait until we croak? We could wish to be stinkin' fuckin' rich!
>>744824
Yeah yeah, don't let it get to your fuckin' head.
Buncha assholes from earlier drove out the fun for us fuckers, 'cause if I gotta stay bored another minute I'm gonna drink til I drop.
No.744826
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>>744823
Murderous?
>wary
>>744824
Sounds boring.
No.744827
>>744825
We'd have to get the Four Star Ball Away from Goku. And as Dumb as he is, when it comes to the Four Star Ball he's actually pretty picky.
No.744828
>>744824
I'm more of a movie guy. And one movie always pops up in my mind...
>>744826
Well the murderous part has toned down but sometimes, yeah...
No.744829
>>744825
>lunchbox opened
>lolly get
>om
What is it you are wanting to do?
>>744826
It is fulfilling for me, at least.
>>744828
Which movie?
No.744830
>>744827
So? You're supposed to be the smart one, right?
Well smart us out a free fuckin' wish already.
>rubbing her hands together
Money, cars, guns!
>>744829
Uh...
>yeesh
More I think about it more I just wanna shoot myself for bein' too gung-ho. S'not like this place has board games.
No.744831
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>>744828
>[M E N A C I N G]
Don't do bad stuff.
>>744829
Not just a maid then.
No.744832
>>744829
King Kong.
I could go on and on about that movie...
>>744831
If you insist...I'll try not to.
No.744833
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>>744830
Do not joke like that! Life is not something that cheap...
>>744831
>headtilt
Eh?
>>744832
Why? Is it important?
No.744834
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>>744832
So such thing as try.
You don't wanna, so don't.
Not hard.
>>744833
>uh
Missed a spot.
>tower of melded together lollies on the floor
No.744835
>>744833
Chill the fuck out, tiny. We're all friends here, ain't we?
>pff
King Kong, huh. Hell yeah, I could go for some of that shit.
No.744836
>>744833
One of the most important movies of its time. Though it might seem dated now, the techniques used were revolutionary for the time. From the stop motion used for Kong in some scenes to the giant animatronic in others. Not to mention it has one of the most iconic endings in cinema--
Like I said, I could go on.
>>744834
Don't worry, nobody here seems like a good candidate for slicing up so I won't.
No.744837
Christ almighty, this place is still standing?
No.744838
>>744834
Eh-how...
>pouts
My candies...!
>>744835
Is it a good movie?
>>744836
>blink
>the minimaid is: confused
No.744839
>>744836
>King Kong
>sheesh
Like the old man...
>>744837
You're inside it, aren't you.
>>744838
>blink
>candies back in the box
>looking just a little dented
No.744840
File: 1455945000287.png (1.22 MB, 852x1600, 213:400, c5dec3dcb6fafe1bde644d6966….png)
>>744838
It's a big monkey fucking up New York, it doesn't have to be good.
Coulda used one like him back in the hood. Shit.
No.744841
>>744839
Yeah...its an expression. Like, despite seeing, I still can't believe it. Because I'm used to the people in this place being a buncha dipshits.
Looks like that hasn't changed much either.
No.744842
>>744838
...that happens.
I just really like it...have a lot of fond memories attached to it.
Hoping to make more.
But I'm a bit tired of it right now, and a little known fact is that it actually had a sequel.
>>744837
Somehow.
>>744839
I don't know who that is.
No.744843
>>744839
>
Eh? What happened to my lonchera?
>>744840
But where would you keep it?
>>744842
So you do not want to watch it?
No.744844
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>>744841
The hell you whining about.
>
It's not even winter.
>>744842
Don't have to.
>>744843
Don't worry about it.
No.744845
>>744842
Looks like miracles really do happen.
>>744844
I'm not whining about anything you simpleton.
>
My cold gun tends to keep things around me very...cool. Layers tend to be the best way to dress.
No.744846
>>744843
Don't be a fuckhead. I wouldn't keep the damn thing, just let it run around and fuck everything up a bit.
The hell you feed a million pound gorilla anyway, ah? Think I'm cleaning up its shit?
No.744847
>>744843
I'm saving it for another time.
But there's plenty of other King Kong besides the original that's very underappreciated.
>>744844
Well I don't understand the context of what you're saying.
>>744845
If you wanna call it that.
I call it dumb luck.
No.744848
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>>744845
>?
You mean freeze ray.
>>744847
>staring
No.744849
>>744844
But it is the only one I have...
>>744846
If you have an animal it is your responsibility to clean after it!
>>744847
If we are being honest, I recently came from sitting all day on a plane... I do not want to sit down for another movie.
No.744850
>>744847
Miracles, dumb luck, either way its something for people who don't want to plan properly.
>>744848
Did I say freeze ray? No. I said cold gun.
There's a difference.
No.744851
No.744852
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>>744849
>shakes his head
>>744850
Whatever you say.
Gonna freeze something.
No.744853
>>744848
...what?
>>744849
That's fine, I'll save these for another time too, then.
Maybe go on a Kong marathon later.
>>744850
I don't think the people here did do any planning so we can agree on that.
No.744854
>>744849
Yeah well the whiny rabbit I'm lookin' ain't my fuckin' responsibility, so shove it up your ass.
>stomping over to the TV
Fuck's sake you assholes are useless.
>King Kong tape in hand
>...
I dunno how to work this thing.
No.744855
>>744852
Get bent
>>744853
This guy gets it
No.744856
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>>744855
Maybe I should say "cold" something.
Wanna make something of it.
No.744857
>>744852
>pouting meido
>puts the lunchbox in a briefcase
>>744853
I will try, but I am not good at sitting still for very long.
>>744854
>:c
I apologize.
No.744858
>>744855
Well yeah.
Doesn't take a genius to see that.
>>744857
No, it's fine. Like I said, maybe I should save this for a different time.
No.744859
>>744856
Maybe you missed the part where I said "Get Bent". Since you are obviously slow, I'll grant you a repeat.
Get Bent.
>>744858
At least the Burger Stand is still standing. To Gos is the goddman best.
No.744860
>>744857
>managed to get tangled in wires in two minutes
FUCKING TV, THINK YOU'RE SO SMART
>CRASH
No.744861
>>744859
>tosses him a scrapbook
Sounds like you want that.
>strolls out
No.744862
>>744858
I do not want to be a burden, mister Jack.
>>744860
>how-
Hold still, please.
>wiggly fingers
>how to extricate a dog
No.744863
>Wanders in, drink in hand
>>744860
H-HEY! Don't wreck it!!
You've gotta have it on HDMI-2 for IDTV
No.744864
>>744862
>[BARKBARKBARK]
GAAAH, MADE IN CHINA MY CHINESE ASS
>Revy no don't punch the screen
>>744863
THE FUCK IS THAT
No.744865
>>744859
Yeah I never noticed that until today...
>>744862
Whoever said you were a burden, eh?
No.744866
>>744863
Help me stop her please!
>>744864
>AAAA
Let go of me!
No.744867
>>744864
An input setting so you can have more than one thing attached to the TV at a time.
>Picks up the remote and fixes the input
No.744868
>>744861
The fuck?
I don't even know what the hell is this
>>744865
Really? Been there since the seventies.
No.744869
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>744864
>>744866
>>744867
>On screen:
>"You're watching The Learning Channel."
No.744870
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>>744866
FIX IT
>>744867
>shards of screen glass sticking out of her hands
Uh...
>ow
Whatever, just wanna watch monkeys kill shit.
>>744869
THIS AIN'T FUCKING KING KONG
No.744871
>>744865
AAAAAAAAA
>currently in a cartoon dustbowl fight with Revy
>>744870
TWO HAAAAAANDS!
>KICKU
No.744872
No.744873
>rolls out of a pile of bottles
LADDEH
No.744874
>>744868
I heard.
Guess I didn't think to look.
>>744871
...maybe I shouldn't have brought up King Kong.
>>744870
If you don't calm down, we'll watch King Kong alright!
As in King Kong Lives, the sequel to the King Kong remake in 1976. This is the movie where Kong has a love interest!
No.744875
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>744870
It's Don Hertzfeldt animation you uncultured heathen!
>He flips the channels
Ah here we go - here's some monkeys for ya.
>>744871
Uh-oh
>Grabs minimaid by the scruff of her neck like last time
Hey.
Calm down, watch some TV with us.
>Sits her down on the couch
No.744876
>>744873
>shakes his head
>>744874
First rule of plotting a base for villainous team ups, always pick a location near a good place to get eats
No.744877
>>744871
FUCKING MAID-HUAAAAAGH
>caught in the side by the Spinning Bird Kick
>sent rolling into a convenient pile of barrels
>>744874
>picking herself out of the pile
Ghh, s'long as shit gets fucked.
Godzilla's way too boring, there's too much fuckin' talking.
>>744875
>placated
>for now
No.744878
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>>744875
Why are you telling me to calm down?!
>scruffed and sat
Two Hands gets out of control and then I get carried away.
>>744877
>rassum frassum
I just wanted to get you out of the wires, why did you have to grab me!
No.744879
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>>744876
LADDEH? SNAYRT? WAYR YE BEEN YE MELK-DRAYNKEN SNAGGLETAYTH!
EVERYTHAYN'S CHANGED, LADDEH! WIZARD MOVED TAE SAN FRANCISCO, THE WEE KID'S IN THE CLINK!
AN' AH SAVED SCOOTLAND, LAD!
No.744880
>>744878
Yes but you still get carried away, kiddo.
>Hands her popcorn
No.744881
>>744876
Now that's some good planning.
>>744877
I don't think you understand how much talking is involved in this movie.
THE MOVIE WHERE KING KONG GETS A HEART TRANSPLANT
No.744882
>>744878
>still watching the apes
Goddamn artsy bullshit.
>>744881
That's what I'm saying! So bring on the fights already, quit wastin' my damn time!
No.744884
>>744880
Why am I the only one being scolded?
>childish pout
>massive bags under her eyes from her trip to London with Balalaika
I did not want to sit down again for some time... I spent all day on a plane and the day before that with my patience worn down by a vampiro in red.
>>744882
>guh
>slides off the couch
I need to do someting before my butt goes numb.
No.744885
>>744884
Because you're still young and have time to learn better - Revy's already a lost cause.
No.744886
>>744883
BUSY?
LIKE THE IN-AN-OUT RUMPY PUMP KINDA BUSY?
No.744887
>>744882
You don't understand.
King Kong Lives is a waste of time...and effort.
What little effort was put into it, anyway.
>>744883
Man I might stop by there when I leave. Speaking of which...
>NINJA VANISH
No.744888
>>744884
So go run a mile or sit on a dildo or something, god damn you whine a lot.
>but Revy-
Shut up, narrator.
>>744885
EAT ME, FUCKBOY
>>744887
>!
>rubs her eyes
What the fuck...
No.744889
>>744886
just busy alright
No.744890
>>744885
She is not a lost cause. I still believe in mister Todd.
>>744888
Sit on a-
>covers her mouth
>face all red
No.744891
>>744888
You see what I'm saying, >>744890?
No.744892
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>>744889
WHAE IS THE LUCKEH LASSEH THEN, AYE?
I'VE GOAT A WAYRM WELCOME FAE HER
>AND ME!
>AND ME!
No.744893
>>744890
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
You should see the faggot look on your face!
>>744891
>still laughing
>while shoveling handfuls of Char's popcorn in her mouth
No.744894
>>744891
My faith is not so easily broken.
>>744893
...But it is being tested.
No.744895
>>744893
>Also shoveling more popcorn in his face
>>744894
Stay strong, kiddo~
No.744896
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>>744894
Say somethin', runt?
>>744895
>locks eyes
>from across the room
>popcorn contest commencing
No.744897
>>744896
>Throws a piece down her cleavage
3 points!
No.744898
>>744895
Geh... I should do some exercise.
>>744896
Do you have feelings for mister Todd?
No.744899
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>>744897
Yeah?
>sticks two pieces up his nostrils
Game set match, motherfucker.
>>744898
>?
Man, sis must really be workin' you to the bone.
'Cause either the size of the balls on you must be gigantic for you to say that to me, or you're tryin' to commit suicide by bitch.
No dice, squirt.
No.744900
>>744899
Hey careful! I already had a buffalo nickel stuck up there as is!
No.744901
>>744899
>...
>...
>...
>
>smug meido achieved
Your thorough denial tells me all I wanted to know.
No.744902
>>744900
S'the problem? I got an extra round up there.
>plugs a nostril
>snrkt
>9mm pops out the other end
>>744901
Bite me, we do what we do and nobody fucks with it.
What's your beef, shrimp. Jealous of big sis Revy over here? Pfff.
No.744903
>>744902
You were not like this for mister Rock.
You have changed.
No.744904
>>744903
>twitch
Maybe you oughtta mind your own fuckin' business before it puts a hole in your head.
Plenty of assholes tryin' to be armchair psychologists, minimaid.
No.744905
>>744904
I see...
>internally happy
>externally meido
No.744906
>>744902
Damn. Your sinuses are REAL fucked up!
No.744907
>>744905
>rrrrr
The hell do I even bother.
>Rev you don't have to be angry about it anymore remember
>>744906
Eh, fucked up ejecting the chamber round disarming some Nazi fuck on a boat one time. Guess it never came out.
So the hell're you, discount Darth Vader or something. Think Harper'd be all over your dick.
No.744908
>>744907
I hope to find my own person to have feelings for, someday.
No.744909
>>744907
Yeah basically. I'm President of the Space Republic of Neo Zeon.
I got a buffalo nickle stuck up my nose swimming in a pool full of coins Ducktails style.
Who's Harper?
No.744910
>>744908
>sheesh
Life ain't love notes and faggy chocolates, sister.
>nudges her shoulder
Keep that work up, gonna end up a carnivore if you ain't careful.
>>744909
>money
>money
>money
Somefaggotwhatwasthataboutmoney
No.744911
No.744912
>>744910
I believe we had a conversation like this before.
I would like to hold onto my ideals.
No.744914
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>>744912
Anybody ever tell you your eyes are fuckin' huge?
>still reeling at the thought of lods a mone
Lemme know in a month if the carpet matches the drapes, eh? I've been wantin' to know for years.
>>744913
>HERE COMES THE MONEEEEEEEEEEEY
>blink
You said money I like money so fuckin' what.
>jabs a thumb in her chest
Lago-shit...uh, Outlaws are on the job, whenever you need it my pecuniary man.
No.744915
>>744914
T-they are not that big.
>
WHAT?!
No.744916
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>when did Jay get next to the couch
>holding a box of pizza
Next time I'm just gonna rip my wisdom teeth out myself if I regenerate them.
No.744917
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>>744915
Whassa matter, chica?
Not keen on what makes the old corazon tick?
Knew some chicks in prison'd pay top dollar for either of ya.
>>744916
JESUS FUCK YOU TAKE FOREVER
>punches straight through the box
>rips a slice out
Literally starvin' over here, Jay. You oughtta be ashamed of yourself.
Oh and I met a rich guy can we rob him, huh Jay can we.
No.744918
>>744914
I'm a man of action myself but I'll keep that in mind.
No.744919
>>744917
>
But who is the other one?
No.744920
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>>744917
I ain't keen on gettin' crushed to death by a giant red gruntsuit, so... no.
>
I told you, I was at the dentist's.
No.744921
>>744918
Laaaaaaaaaaaaame. You're rich, don't be a dick and go be lazy like the rest of us would be.
Give us somethin' to fuckin' do.
>>744919
S'for me to know and you to find out.
I'll even throw in me laughin'.
>>744920
Yeah. Right. "Dentist's". That's a good one, Jay.
Come ooooon, we can go to fuckin' space or something!
No.744922
>>744921
Reeeeev. Y'know how guys like the eyepatch dude keep me runnin'?
The dude you wanna rob, who, by the way, is standing right here, is worse. Way worse.
No.744923
>>744921
Stop making fun of me!
No.744924
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>>744922
No biggie, I got it all figured out.
See, if we don't rob 'im, we'll just work for him!
And you say I don't do any of that planning shit.
>>744923
Somebody's upset~
No.744925
>>744924
Does it gotta be space? Fuck, Rev. Some nasty shit happened to us up there. Almost lost Harper.
No.744926
>>744924
Do you want to make something about it?!
No.744927
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>>744925
Not anymore'n right now. Asshole starts wanting to make movies boring and then he just up and fucks off.
You gotta teach me how to do that disappearing act stuff, Jay.
>>744926
I ain't the one mad about puberty, dude.
No.744928
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>>744927
S'easy.
>holding a smoke pellet
Throw one'a these down on the ground, book it. Smoke'll give you ten seconds to clear out.
No.744930
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>>744928
Ten seconds!?
Man I can't even get out of bed in ten minutes.
>itching her head
Like I got carrying space for pellets either. Hell.
>>744929
I don't see what the big deal is, everybody goes through uncomfortable changes.
They're just more uncomfortable than usual 'cause it's you.
>smug smirking internally
No.744931
>>744930
I think it's time. You're prolly fit enough to handle Robin training.
Whaddya say, wanna make this hero schtick a li'l more legit?
No.744932
>>744930
>[roaring intensifies]
No.744933
>>744931
Yeah?
>there's a spark in them eyes
Fine by me, killin' fools and doing the same thing as before's gotten old.
I don't gotta wear the fruity outfit, right.
>>744932
>uh
You just fuckin' growl at me?
No.744934
>>744921
There's a bit more to it than the money.
"If you want something done right you have to do it yourself."
No.744935
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>>744933
You're already wearing less than I did when I ran around in scale tights, so...
>shrug
S'on you. Vest's bulletproof and the cape can be used to glide.
No.744936
>>744933
>uh
>
>ohman I did
Um...
No.744937
>>744934
No shit, so let's quit the lecture and geddown to brass tacks, eh?
Ain't you heard? All the space dudes got superheroes workin' for 'em these days, you don't wanna be left out, right?
>>744935
>shakes her head
Christ on a bike, talkin' about Halloween costumes like it's real shit. S'all just a big joke, ain't it?
Right, more important stuff. I need a real kickass name.
>>744936
BAHAHAHAHAHA! You little autistic shit! What the fuck is this, first grade?
No.744938
No.744939
>>744937
You're kidding, right? Why the fuck else would I have worn that fruity shit?
>
Name, huh... got any ideas?
No.744941
>>744937
...
>IS basically a super hero if the "hero" title weren't subjective.
I dunno... I really don't have any work for a PMC right now...
>>744940
H-Hey!! Simmer-down-naw!!
No.744942
>>744939
I thought it was 'cause the big man diddled ya on the regular but I was never gonna say. Freaky shit stays where it is.
>uh
Do they gotta be all birds and bats and shi-
>>744940
>crack
MY FUCKING PUSSY BONE
YOU LITTLE SHITSTAIN
>hair pulling: yes
>>744941
>:^)
>[BARKBARKBARK]
>>744941
No.744943
>>744942
Pussy bone...
>watching the fight
No.744944
>>744941
>[BARKBARKBARK]
>>744942
>we have achieved tiny eyes
>titty twisters go
No.744945
>>744940
>>744942
>>744944
>Pulls them off eachother again
I hijacked the UN assembly once and gave a speech that changed the tides of a friggen war.
Y'all need to learn to use your words.
No.744946
>>744943
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>744944
>ROH ROH
>GET THAT LOLI
>and then Revy did something unforeseen
>and stuck her fingers up Fabiola's nose
>>744945
>connected by two fingers and a nose
STAY OUT OF THIS
No.744947
>>744945
AAAAAAAAA
>>744946
WHY YOU
>wrapping her legs around Revy's arm
>full-body indian rope burn
No.744948
>Yaaaaaaaaaaaaawn
Что со всем шумом...
No.744950
>>744948
Your maid certainly is energetic.
>still not wearing pants
No.744951
>>744946
She's half your age!! Get it together, woman!!!
>>744947
>>744948
>Holding minimaid and Revy apart as best he can
HELP!! MAKE'EM STOP!!
No.744952
>>744947
HOW THE HELL IS THIS EVEN POSSIBLE
>yanking at the angry koala
>>744951
SHE'S HALF'A SOMETHIN' ALRIGHT!
>slapping the maid arm on a table
No.744953
>>744948
MISS BALAAAAA
>>744951
>squirming like a fish
>>744952
AAAAAAAA
>WHAMWHAMWHAM
>not letting go
No.744954
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>>744950
>rubbing sleep out of her eyes
Десять часов полета , и это то, что я получаю.
>Bala wake up you're still speaking Russian
>
Not the only thing from the looks of it.
>>744951
>sigh
Dealing with children is very simple, Aznable.
Observe.
>>744952
>>744953
>yank'
This has happened far too many times, girls.
Two Hands I'd simply execute you for harassing my maid if you weren't such a valuable resource.
Fabiola you know better than this.
Punishment, however, is still in order.
No.744956
>>744954
Eh?
>Boss hasn't even noticed
>>744955
>fig leaf flies off and lands on Alex's face
>Big Boss' small boss immediately obscured by a loose "Missing" poster
What is?
No.744957
>Straightens his helmet and goes to pour himself a drink
No.744958
>>744956
>whap
Ack! Fig leaf Noble Phantasm!
>scrabbles the leaf off
>squizzes the poster
>?
Oi oi, who's that girl with the pink hair? Why'd she shave the sides of her head like that?
No.744959
>>744953
WHY I OUGHTTA-
>>744954
>gulp
>...
Hell, sis. Way to kill the mood.
No.744960
>>744959
>"Hah-ha you got in trouble!" face
No.744961
>>744954
>!!
N-no! Miss Bala I am sorry please donut punish me!
>AAAAA
>>744959
>[screams internally]
>[terrified externally]
No.744962
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>>744956
...Never mind.
A different look for you if there ever was one, Big Boss.
>>744959
It's what I'm best at.
However there wouldn't be a mood for me to kill if you two could go five hours without knocking each other's heads off.
>>744961
>eyebrow raised
Bartering? That's unlike you, I thought you were loyal to the end.
Ordinarily I'd have you play a very special game of Russian Roulette, but you're staff and a trusted individual, not to mention too young.
So we'll have to think of something of new.
No.744963
>>744958
What now?
>pulls the poster off
>a flier for To Gos replaces it
"Have you seen this mutant antichrist" it says...
>!
But nevermind that, what was it you said earlier?
>>744962
>looks down
>!!
A t-shirt! It must be laundry day...
No.744964
>>744960
>tongue out
>>744961
>sulking dog girl noises
>>744962
Whatever, let's get it over with.
No.744965
>>744962
Please do not get the ropes!
>she's thinking of Roberta
I did not mean it...!
>Mini snap out of it
>>744964
A-ahh...
>Miniiiii
No.744966
>>744963
That sounds pretty complicated, I hope they show up soon.
>points down
Pants! You learned the joy of the evening breeze!
I got that Blackbeard guy to do it too, this is great!
No.744968
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>>744963
>distant GARBAGE DAAAAAAAAAAY
Fancy that...
I suppose this constitutes pajamas in your book.
>...
Please tell me you didn't just forget.
>>744964
You're not getting off that easy.
Dismissed, you'll find out later.
>>744965
>tired
>irritated
>Russian
Ropes?
>eh
Not my style, and I don't think I'll be awake long enough to get some.
I'm not angry, just disappointed.
No.744969
Wait, wh-
>looks down
At least this convenient poster exists.
>>744968
Nobody told me anything.
No.744970
>>744965
You have fun with that, runt.
>humming Funeral March
>>744967
Hope you choke on it, Blondie.
>>744968
>gkkt
>skulks out
No.744971
>>744967
>?
>who dat
>>744969
But that's a fig leaf! Where are all these leaves coming from?
>hmmm
Is that big Berserker guy here? Or was a different kind of tree...
No.744972
>>744968
>HELP
>I NEED SOMEBODY
>HELP
>NOT JUST ANYBODY
>HELP
Headmaid please don't-
>blink
>uh
No ropes?
No.744973
>>744970
>Pffffft
Stahp!! You made it come out my nose!!
No.744974
>>744969
>half-tempted to put her coat over her face
>no Bala remain composed
>...
>snaps awake
Unfortunately I don't doubt that.
>>744972
>headmaid
>what kind of fucked up household did they have over there
We'll see.
For now, come here.
No.744975
>>744971
It's a leaf shaped poster. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to look presentable.
>when was he dressed
>Boooooooossssss
>>744974
In any case, I trust we can pretend that didn't happen.
No.744976
>>744974
>approaching tentatively
>
>pretty fuggin' scared
No.744977
>>744975
Bah, what's presentable even mean, huh?
You're the boss, aren't you? They should be happy to follow your lead, especially when it's going pantsless!
No.744978
>>744975
Likewise, in the next few seconds.
>>744976
Oh for-
>just leans over and scoops mini up the rest of the way
>laid flat on Bala's slap
>smack
What have we learned.
No.744980
>>744978
Ai! Not to fight with Two Hands! I am sooooorrryyyyyyyy!
No.744981
>>744977
As if my men don't!
>
But also they won't let me around most public places without pants. Which is annoying.
>>744978
And also that one.
>suit: back on
No.744982
>>744979
Don't you have anything better to do?
>>744980
Louder.
>smack
>>744981
Excuse you?
No.744983
>>744981
Who's they? Sound like a buzzkill, like Waver!
Those that spurn the gift of the unfettered groin will be doomed to repeat it!
Or something like that.
No.744985
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>>744982
NOT TO FIGHT WITH TWO HANDS! LO SIENTOOOOOOOO
>wriggling around
>Mini stop
No.744986
>>744982
You're excused.
>>744983
The majority of modern society. I don't get it either. My codename used to be Naked Snake. It feels nice to just be au naturale.
No.744987
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>>744984
Comforting.
I'd like a nightcap prepared, if you still have one hand free.
>>744985
>firm grip
>remember when Garcia arm-wrestled Roberta, mini
>it's like that
Better.
You'll be apologizing to her later when I'm through with her. Any questions?
>>744986
Nnnnngh...
>stifling a yawn
No.744988
>>744987
What's your poison?
No.744989
>>744986
Man, things were a lot simpler back then.
But it's nice now, too! A whole fresh start, like a big fresh piece of paper to draw on!
They kept trying to take me to some juvi place when I was at the mall, what's up with that?
No.744990
>>744987
G-guh... no, I have no questions...
>covering her red face
No.744991
>>744987
>stogie go
Ten hour flight, you said. That Hellsing woman sent a summons for me to attend some meeting but I was busy.
I hope it went well.
>>744989
What for, not wearing pants? Bah. This country has gone to hell. It's all these emotionally softened brats' fault.
No.744992
>>744988
Brandy, I want to feel like I hate myself.
Damn English only know dark beer or piss they call wine, it's disgusting.
>>744990
Mm.
That takes care of part one of your punishment.
Increments like this help instill it, I'd rather waste a lot of my time when I know I can afford it than have to reschedule things later on.
I think you know what I mean.
>>744991
Integra's not one to wait.
You're Never Too Young To Have A Hellsing Flashback
I don't think you would have had a good time, frankly.
No.744993
>>744991
Now that you mention it...
Don't you got that island out by Seychelles? How come you're always here?
No.744994
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>>744992
Enduring Alucard's shenanigans is a pain, but the cigars are nice.
Alcohol could use more variety. No bourbon, bah.
>>744993
I travel a lot, you don't stay in one place when you go out and conquer.
No.744995
>>744992
>Pours it and hands it off
>>744990
>Pours a glass of strawberry milk for minimaid
No.744996
>>744992
My English is not that good, miss Bala...
No.744997
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>>744994
So you are familiar with our illustrious colleague across the pond.
And I thought I had it bad here.
>shrug
From the woman who grew up on vodka, I have no room to judge on anything but taste.
>>744995
>slugs back in one go
>picks the milk up after
Better than the last bartender who pretended to work here.
>>744996
>Servicio.
>gathers mini under the crook of her arm
>slugs off to bed
No.744998
>>744995
O-oh, this is...! Thank you, mister Char. You didnot have to make me a drink...
>>744997
But that was-oh...
>carried off
No.744999
>>744994
Sure, but a lot of my friends show up here!
And it's just me when it's not big sis or whoever else too, y'know?
You gotta be pretty busy.
No.745000
>>744997
>>744998
>Waves goodbye as they leave
>Finishes his own drink and walks out for a cigarette
No.745001
>>744999
Of course I am. But that doesn't mean I can't go out of my way and come here anyways.
I'm the Boss. I can do whatever I please!
>firm nod
>>744997
Try to have a better night, Balalaika.
No.745003
>>745001
WAHAHAHAHA! So you're not a total old fogey after all, eh?
Good, I couldn't stand one of my friends being like that!
No.745004
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>>745003
This world's filled with enough sadness, eh?
>Sorrow we're still bros k
No need to add more to that fire.
No.745005
>flicking through her phone
What the hell's a "Shiki"...
No.745006
>>745004
>?
Well I mean I guess if you wanna get all serious about it, sure.
That's what I always try to tell people, but it's like they like being sad!
>>745005
>uh
Eh?
No.745007
>>745006
Oh, hello, uh...
>taptaptap
Rider! Do you know what a "Shiki" is?
No.745008
>>745007
Nope! But I've been Zaire for a while, so I coulda missed something!
Who're you? Are you like that awkward guy with the scary brown Archer?
No.745009
>>745008
I don't know any scary brown Archers or any awkward guys that run around with them.
>uh
Niki-chan, do you know any?
>"I think he's referring to your brother and Arjuna."
What?! No way!
No.745010
>>745009
>????
That seems like more than usual...
>!
Another Archer!
>flash
No.745011
>>745010
Photo op!
>
Are you collecting pictures of Archers or something?
No.745012
>>745006
Maybe they do.
>!
It's movie night!
>attaches a Fulton
Awaaaaay!
>fwip
No.745013
>sticky
>sweaty
Miss Bala is ill... I need a shower.
>shuffles off to the restroom
No.745014
>>745011
Uh...something like that!
>tucks the Polaroid away into a book after it's developed
>"Weirdos I've Seen"
What's a Shiki now?
>>745012
See ya, Boss!
>>745013
All these new peoples...
>!
Don't go in there!
No.745015
>>745014
I'm not sure. I was told that something's gonna happen soon and I should read up on it.
No.745016
>>745014
>?
But I need to bathe.
No.745017
>>745015
Something's gonna happen...
Like an earthquake, or a new movie?
>>745016
Bah, who needs baths anyway?
>uh
And the red guy leaves mines in there sometimes.
No.745018
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>>745016
Something about a collaboration? I dunno.
>taptap
I guess it's just gonna be business as usual for events.
No.745019
>>745018
Events? A celebration?
>[FANFARE]
>golden ember pops up
No.745020
>>745017
I disarmed them earlier.
>shakes her head
That man is strange.
>>745018
Eh...?
No.745021
>>745019
Whoa what?!
>>745020
Oh, uh, sorry, you surprised me.
No.745022
>>745020
He tried to poison me one time!
But it's ok, poison can't really hurt me anymore unless it's that Assassin lady.
>>745021
ＣＯＮＧＲＡＴＵＬＡＴＩＯＮＳ
No.745023
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>>745021
Oh... I apologize.
>>745022
All he does is try to break my will with minimal effort.
It is a little, how you say, pathetic?
No.745024
>>745022
What do I win?!
>>745023
I didn't realise this place was a cosplay cafe now.
No.745025
>>745023
>golf_clap.exe has already begun
CONGRATULATIO-oh.
>uh
Oh, do you know the cow man? We drew together one time!
>>745024
Uhhh...
>fumbling around
>tfw no pockets
A cafe?
No.745026
>>745024
Excuse me? What is that?
>>745025
Toro? He keeps saying he will protect me.
No.745027
>>745025
RED SMALL!
>>745026
BLACK SMALL!
No.745028
>>745025
Ah... I don't have that kind of capital to invest into a property like that.
>>745026
Uh. So you're a real maid then?
>>745027
Oh hey it's the guy from Okeanus. Too bad I don't have Euralye.
No.745029
>>745026
That's pretty good, eh? He's a big guy!
>>745027
Oi!
>>745028
Capital?
>Okeanus
>Okeanus
>reeeeeeeeeeeal close
YOU'VE BEEN THERE!?
No.745030
>>745027
Hello, Toro.
>>745028
>
>>745029
He is a very kind, loud soul.
No.745031
>>745028
>Euryale
EURALE?
EURALE!
ASTERIOS LOVES EURAAAAAAAALE!
>>745029
RED SMALLLL!
>up you go son
>>745030
>you too
>all aboard the big guy
No.745032
>>745029
Yeah, I did, why?
>>745030
>AAAAAA
Can you say "Welcome back, master?"
>"Master, no."
>>745031
Uh oh, I got him excited.
>"You mean you didn't do that intentionally?"
She's not here at the moment!
No.745033
>>745030
Loud is best!
I'm Alexander, you're a real maid?
I know a maid too but she's a fox that thinks she's a cat that thinks she's a maid.
>>745031
ASTERIOS!
>weeeee
WAHAHAHA! JUST LIKE THESEUS!
>>745032
You have to tell me all about it!
>divebombing
No.745034
>>745031
>wheeeeeee
>>745032
I am afraid something like that would be reserved for my mistress.
>>745033
A fox... who thinks she is a cat... who thinks she is a maid.
What was that movie, Inception?
No.745035
>>745032
>no Euryale
>visibly defeated
>droopy cowman ears
Eurale...
>>745033
>Theseus
>REEEEEE
Theseus bad, Asterios good!
>>745034
>headpats time
No.745036
>>745033
>bowled over by the mini
Ow... What do you wanna know?
>>745034
How reserved and formal! Just like a real maid! Blackbeard would love this.
>snaps a pic
>>745035
>uh
I think I'll have enough friend points by tomorrow to give it a couple of rolls, cheer up cow man.
No.745037
>>745034
I dunno, that sounds like something Waver likes.
I think she's part of another friend of mine, but I didn't really get it.
>>745035
A hero that isn't good? You're just as much a hero because of him, you know!
You wouldn't have been able to save Euryale otherwise!
>nodnod
>>745036
>gleam
Everything.
No.745038
>>745035
>yiss
>>745036
Excuse me, you should not take pictures of people without permission.
>
And I am a real maid.
>>745037
I do not know who this "wafer" is.
No.745039
>>745036
URAAAAAALE!
>>745037
Red Small! Eurale is coming!
>puts Mini and Tiny down
Must prepare!
>dashes off
>through a wall
>keeps going
No.745040
>>745037
>...
>~
Alright then, get comfy and let old Gudako tell you the tale of Okeanus and her adventures on the high seas!
>and Gudako launched into retelling the entire Okeanus plotline
>>745038
But you're so small!
>Gudako you're not that much taller
>and you're like 5 years older
No.745041
>>745038
Wafers...
>itches his stomach
Eh, nah. He's a tall nerd with glasses!
>>745039
WAHAHAHAHA!
>>745040
Yay!
>one heartpounding story later
It...It's like the Iliad! With Hercules and Jason and everything!
But it was different too, I liked that Hector guy!
>suddenly frowning
But big sis got there before me, huh. And she never said anything!
No.745042
>>745040
I am sorry, I must have misheard you from on top of Toro...
>reeeal closelike
>tfw 4 feet tall
What was that?
>>745041
Tall...
>jelly
It must be nice.
No.745043
>>745041
Who's big sis?
>>745042
I was just saying how nice it is to be the tallest person in the room once in awhile.
No.745044
>>745042
Nah, he's always on his butt anyway so it doesn't really count.
>>745043
Drake! Elizabeth! I don't know anymore!
>Sword of the Kupriotes go
But I'm gonna pay her a visit!
>BUCEPHALUS
>awaaaaaaaaaay
No.745045
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>>745043
I am sure it is very exciting for you.
>salty: yes
If you would please refrain from remarks about my height, I would appreciate it.
It does not hamper my skills nor remove my credibility.
>>745044
>vindicated
>
What a big horse.
No.745046
>>745044
Ah. His horse dropped a deuce on the floor.
>>745045
Being tall or short doesn't matter if you're a maid anyway.
>shit i don't wanna be in here with the saltmaid
Niki!-chan, I left my toaster on, we have to go back immediately!
>"Huh? Wha-"
>voip
No.745047
>>745046
...
...
...
>alone: recognized
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>and then the minimaid became a dervish of destruction
>everything's messed up
>and she just realized what she's done
Oh no...! Agh, why did I do that?!
No.745048
>>745047
Excellent! Undiluted emotion, the dainty maiden unleashes her inner warrior! This is the stuff of an interesting character. Restraint is honorable but oh so boring to write about.
No.745049
>>745048
>spotted
>uh
>uh
UH-
>ahem
How did-where did you come from? Who are you?
No.745050
>>745049
Ah, and you fluster just as easily as snow parts to carriage wheels! But where are my manners, to not introduce myself so readily!
You may call me Caster, unless you want to play a game to discover my name. Doesn't that just tickle your fancy?
No.745051
>>745050
>deep breaths, mini
A game? I like games.
No.745052
>>745051
Excellent, excellent! It's a game of recognition. I'm a world famous person, you see. Everyone's at least heard of me.
I'll recite to you a quote from one of my greatest works-ah, that's right. I am a playwright-and you'll have to guess which of the works it is, as well as the author!
Simple, no?
No.745053
>>745052
>
>
>
>I am going to lose
Ehh... okay. I am ready.
No.745054
>>745053
Here we go then, mini maid!
>coughcoughahem
“No beast so fierce but knows some touch of pity. But I know none, and therefore am no beast.”
No.745055
>>745054
Do not call me mini maid!
>
>what
I... what? I do not know this.
No.745056
>>745055
...I'm sorry? You-you must be jesting, yes? To not know my most famous work...! Oh alack, alay! Be still, my beating heart!
Slain am I by the ignorance of the youth! Surely there is no goodness left in man if a timeless masterpiece is lost to time!
No.745057
>>745056
>
Erm... mister Caster?
No.745058
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>>745057
No no no that simply won't do, I shan't give into petty despair so easily!
Here, little one.
>"The Magnificent Works of William Shakespeare"
I keep a copy of my works for just such an occasion. Educate yourself, children are the future after all.
With this I reveal unto you my true name: William Shakespeare!
But you have yet to properly introduce yourself to me.
No.745059
>>745058
>!
You are giving me a book?
>opens her briefcase
>it's full of lollipops and a child's lunchbox
>opens the empty lunchbox and puts the book inside
I will read it when miss Bala gives me time... I need to clean the mess I made in my...
>ahem
fit.
My name is Fabiola Iglesias, I am the maid of this place.
No.745060
>>745059
Well met, Fabiola. Should you continue to prove to be interesting, mayhap in the near future we'll met again, in the presence of my much esteemed peer!
We need a model for a story, you see. A story just for the model, as it were. It could very well be A Story Just For You!
For now though, you'll have to return to your job of cleaning the disaster you've caused.
Allow me to leave you with one last parting gift.
>Personal Skill: Enchantment C
>git faster and more efficient at maid work, such as the destructive dervish met its counterpart, a cyclone of cleaning
Goodbye, adieu, auf wiederseihen!
>spiritmode
No.745061
>>745060
>!
I feel... lighter.
>nyooooom
>tossing debris out while the walls self-repair
>everything's spotless
I have not felt like that in... eh? He is gone...