No.745062
>RULES OF NATURE
>AND THEY RUN WHEN THE DOOM COMES UP
>WITH NO LIVES ON THE LINE
No.745064
>>745063
>perched on top of the box
>but what is inside
>peers through the handle hole
No.745065
>>745064
!
How long have you been up there?!
No.745066
>>745065
>your box has been compromised
No.745067
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>>745065
Ten minutes.
>...
Why a cardboard box...?
No.745068
Oh god, back into the grind.
No.745069
>>745066
>SNAKE WOULD BE SO DISAPPOINTED
>>745067
Because a cardboard box is a good hiding place...
And I didn't even know you were there. That's some good sneaking skills.
...can you get off so I can get out?
No.745070
>>745068
It can't be that bad.
No.745071
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>>745069
>you'll have to wrestle him
No.745072
>>745070
I guess I can't complain, fishing's bloody great.
No.745073
>>745071
>but...but...
>he's my friend
>I can't wrestle Snake
No.745074
>>745072
Mmhmm, sure is...interesting.
No.745075
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>>745073
>you gotta wrestle Snake
No.745076
>>745074
Too boring for a princess like you?
>smug grin
No.745077
>>745075
>Do I really have to?
No.745079
>>745076
...maybe a little.
No.745080
>>745079
It's all about discipline, Kitten.
>watching his rod
You wait for the right moment to strike. For the right prey. It's the same as fighting. You gotta wait, wait, wait, then strike!
>pulls on his rod
>reels up a mutant goldfish
>tosses it back
Like that.
No.745081
>>745078
>As soon as I get out of this box, maybe
No.745082
>>745080
I suppose so, but what's the point?
No.745083
>>745082
The satisfaction of conquering your prey, your surroundings, nature itself. We were always meant to live in harmony with the land, is what my teacher said.
No.745084
>>745083
That's really beautiful...but is conquering these surroundings really a priority.
Maybe I'm just being too snobbish.
No.745085
>>745084
A warrior's gotta be versatile. Sure you can be good in an arena, but if you get jumped in a jungle, odds are you ain't gonna be fighting in a nice open area.
No.745086
>>745085
Well to be fair, we spend time mostly in here instead of out there.
No.745087
>>745086
Hah, I've mastered all the battlegrounds. Where we fight doesn't make a difference to me.
No.745088
>>745069
The Sheikah are the folk of the shadows...
>vaults off the box
>handstand
No.745089
>Moon Knight drags Hawkeye inside
>[angry grumbling]
>"Whoa, whoa! I'm sorry, okay?! Can't we talk about this?"
No.
>and then Moonman put Hawkguy in the TRASH
No.745090
>>745088
I'm impressed, I'll admit.
>SWOOSH
>
So what's your name?
No.745091
>>745087
I guess you're more refined in that regard.
I fight like a so-called savage...from what others tell me.
No.745092
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>>745090
>that
>is a very pretty man
Sheik. And you are?
No.745093
>>745091
No savage I know fights with a fan.
No.745094
>>745089
...what happened between you two?
>>745092
Jack, you can call me Jack.
Wait yeah, you're the ninja from a couple days ago. The one that white monster wanted me to see.
Sorry I'm not who you're looking for.
>I never am
No.745095
>>745093
No savage you know can slice people to pieces with fans either.
>should I tell him about the kiss of death
>nah
No.745096
>>745095
No savage I know looks that great in blue either.
>pats the ground next to him
No.745097
>>745094
I got tired of Hawkeye constantly claiming he's better than me, that's what happened.
>"CALL FOR HELP."
No.745098
>>745096
>sits down
Such a gentleman.
No.745099
>>745098
Wanna try?
>hands her the rod
No.745100
>>745097
Well this seems a bit harsh, doesn't it?
No.745101
>>745094
Anti-Venom. He confused you for a friend I've been looking for. You both have very...lustrous hair.
>whips her own ponytail
>we effay up in here
No.745102
>>745100
By my standards, this is actually pretty tame.
>[muffled Hawkguy screams]
No.745103
>>745099
>takes the rod
Might as well.
This is some hobby you've got.
No.745104
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>>745101
>I know who you aaaaaaarrreee!
No.745105
>>745103
I'll take you hunting later today. This black is full of monsters that are an absolute joy to fight.
No.745106
>>745101
That guy's a whackjob if I've ever seen one...
It's nice, right?
As is yours.
But yet, I've got a feeling something isn't right...
>>745102
It's tame by my standards too, but I'm trying to better myself. I would've at least stuffed him in a box.
>leans on the trashcan
>accidentally knocking it over
Oops!
No.745107
>>745105
I'm sure it'll be delightful.
>the rod begins to tug
Oh my!
No.745108
>>745106
>Hawkeye scrambles out and jumps out of a window
>"FREEDOM!"
...A box would've worked, but a trash can felt more fitting.
No.745109
>>745106
Why thank you~
>stops herself from fluffinf it
...have I said something wrong? I apologize-
>>745104
>oh Din damnit
>waves a hand
>sparkles fly and Sheik is again Zelda
No.745110
>>745107
What're you waiting for? Heave ho!
No.745112
>>745108
It's like poetic justice...
Maybe a box would've been too comfy, though.
>>745109
No, it's just that you seem like you have something to h--
Oh well there it is. A disguise...I know what it's like to wear one
>
But I'm not good looking without it.
No.745113
>>745110
>REEL THAT SUCKER IN
>REEEEEEEEEL
It's a big one!
Seriously!
No.745114
>>745112
Exactly. Now you're getting it.
No.745115
>>745111
Ah, the little ice cream lady.
>>745113
>whips out his Lance
Pull it out and I'll have us some kebabs!
No.745116
>>745112
Normally it is this form people are hunting...but that beast seems to want my disguise's head more.
>twinkles a faint blue, next to his red
Oh? And whom are you hiding from?
>...
>...
>...
>still looks pretty to me
No.745117
>>745114
Well I hardly know him.
Can't really judge.
>>745116
I'm not hiding from anybody.
Nobody in their right mind would chase me, so...I only wear this so people aren't intimidated by my normal looks.
No.745118
>>745115
I resent that
>already working on another tub of chocoloate mint as she forges signatures
Lancer~
No.745119
>>745115
>PULL
There it is!
>it's a mutant cod that's at least as big as Kitana is
...wow...
No.745120
>>745117
Trust me, if you knew him, you'd wanna throw him into a trash can too.
No.745121
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>>745118
Up to the usual, eh? It's always the little ones running under your nose that cause the most trouble.
>>745119
Don't mind me!
>leaps over her and spears the fish
It's above size limit!
No.745122
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>>745117
I am sure you cannot be that intimidating.
>Zelda bae be careful
>I will be fine, thank you Naryu
>kk just sayin
No.745123
>>745109
>next time Gadget! Zelda!
No.745124
>>745120
I'd wanna do more if he's as annoying as you say he is.
>>745122
>suddenly cyborg
You'd be surprised.
No.745125
>>745121
I didn't know the fish here could grow to be that big.
No.745126
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>>745124
Riiight... I forgot you have some... self-control problems.
No.745127
>>745121
Tax season is coming up, and there's so much poorly done fraud going on that the white collars don't notice the well done fraud making it through~
>licks her finger and flips to the next form
No.745128
>>745125
At least you didn't hook a serpent. That would have been a real pain in the ass.
>hefts the catch
What do you want to do with it?
>>745127
You're doing tax forms?
>nerd
They're so fucking boring.
No.745129
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>>745124
!!
>lmao told you
You're...made of metal? Goodness...
No.745131
>>745126
I'm getting them under control.
But sometimes...
>>745129
I wasn't always made of metal...
But I am now. You're not too scared, are you?
No.745132
>>745128
Hell if I know, I don't think it looks safe to eat...
No.745133
>>745131
>nods
I get where you're coming from. It's a lot harder for me to hold back than it is for me to kill someone.
No.745134
>>745130
Even you're doing your taxes?
>>745132
That's the kind of negativity I'm not gonna allow.
>draws a few runes on it
>it vanishes
Out of sight, out of mind, no?
No.745135
>>745134
Yep everyone but you is.....how's it feel to be the odd man out?
No.745136
>>745134
Where'd it go, though?
No.745137
>>745135
Feels disorganised, man. I'm sure I can find a jew or something to do it for me.
>>745136
Back in my castle. I've got the whole basement turned into a freezer for all my catches. It's not quite organised though. Last time I checked it was all in one huge pile and I doubt it's changed since.
No.745138
>>745128
Dreadfully. But do you know what isn't boring? Going to Costa Rica on the tax refunds that an old man will be waiting for.
>scribbles another signature
I'll send him postcards~
No.745139
>>745137
HA! good luck with that! ya seen Ahri, all these tax shit make me want to kick someone sown a flight of stairs
No.745140
>>745138
>...
I better be getting my tax returns this year, or I'm hunting you down.
>>745139
Ha, funny story. Heard from her mum that she and her sister done got grounded.
No.745141
>>745137
...you have a castle?
No.745142
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>>745140
...ppphhhfftt HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!! now I must find them and mock them!
No.745143
>>745133
You're telling me. Like I said, I'm getting better at least.
Though with recent issues it's become harder.
No.745144
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>>745131
I'm not scared of you at all. Fascinated, really...
>the urge to learn is strong with the Triforce of Wisdom
How did you become metal?
No.745145
>>745139
Kick Ahri down the stairs?
>>745140
>you won't be
>sacharrine smile
I would never~
No.745146
>>745145
yeah but her and cat butt got grounded
No.745147
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>>745141
Dun Scaith. Land of Shadows. It looks like an abandoned old ruin. Kind of because it is to the rest of the world.
>>745142
Good luck with that one. I have no idea where they live.
>>745145
Though I can't help but feel it might be a fairly enjoyable hunt.
No.745148
>>745143
"Recent issues?" Like what?
No.745149
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>>745144
Fascinated, huh?
I'll explain, then. I'm a cyborg, part man...part machine. Some years ago I was kidnapped by the Patriots. Who're they? Don't ask, long story.
They made me like this...they stripped me of my humanity.
>points to his upper head
This is the only part that's not robotic along with my spine. They transferred it from my regular body to a new cyborg one. I could feel everything...it was probably the most painful experience of my life. I was manufactured to be a cyborg ninja and it's what I'm best at. Fighting...
>pulls out his sword
I am the lightning, the rain transformed!
No.745150
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>>745147
probably that one place where they strung up all them lanterns and stuff
No.745151
>>745147
Just like Edenia...
I imagine it can't be that bad, though.
No.745152
>>745150
The temple? Actually, that'd make sense. Ask one of their boyfriends, I'm sure they'd know.
>>745151
Hell no, I learned everything I know from that place. I mean it looks like a haunted castle, the shadows are thick and kind of clingy and the whole place feels like death, but it's also home to me.
No.745153
>>745152
Maybe I should visit sometime.
No.745154
>>745152
I'm not on good terms with Moonman and other guy going to be honest....I keep forgetting his name, so I'm just going to go laugh at a temple!
No.745155
>>745146
...grounded?!
>starts to cackle
Thousands of years old and they're grounded!
>>745147
>both eyes flash pink
Sucker for punishment?
No.745156
>>745148
Well I went through another break up.
Unsurprisingly
No.745157
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>>745155
looks like it, so I'm going to go to the temple and laugh!
No.745158
>>745153
As long as you're not after of the daaaaarrrkkkk.
>spooky finger wiggling
>>745154
Uh, I think it loses any kind of impact once you laugh at the wrong temple.
>>745155
One who enjoys a good challenge. There's always good loot to be had at the end, too.
No.745159
>>745156
Ouch. Sorry to hear that, Raiden.
No.745160
>>745158
ha! depends on who ya ask!
No.745161
>>745158
I'm shivering in my boots.
No.745162
>>745149
They kept you conscious during such a procedure?
>somber look
That must have been marring. Even becoming an amazing combatant does not sound worth...that.
No.745163
>>745159
It wasn't entirely unexpected. Mistral and I...we didn't really have the right ideals.
Didn't see eye to eye.
>>745162
It wasn't pleasant, but it's in the past.
I'm looking towards my future now.
A future that maybe I can make better...
No.745164
>>745160
But they won't know you're laughing at them.
>>745161
And just for that, I'm going to set up a haunted house just to scare you shitless. I hear it makes for fantastic romantic situations too! Wahahaha!
>
Ah wait, I said that out loud.
No.745165
>>745157
Send my regards.
>hands him a picture of herself laughing
>tilting it enough lets you see another picture of her laughing harder
>>745158
You won't be seizing any of my assets, dog man.
>grins
But I'll be sure to be ready when I go out to by my cruise tickets with your mo-I mean, someone else's return~
No.745166
>>745164
oh they'll know.....THEY'LL KNOW!
>>745165
will do!
>back flips out the window
No.745167
>>745163
I get what you're saying. Sometimes things just... don't work.
No.745168
>>745164
Do it anyway.
I'd like to see what you can come up with.
No.745169
>>745165
We'll just have to see about that, little one. You better watch yourself before you find yourself impaled on my lance.
>fanged smile
>>745166
Dude's a fucking nut.
>>745168
Don't tell me what you're afraid of, because I'm gonna try everything.
>vanishes in a circle of runes
No.745171
>>745169
Hpmh, he's gonna need some good luck to frighten me.
No.745172
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>>745170
...Maybe things will go better for you the next time around.
No.745173
>>745172
We can hope, huh?
...at least I can...
No.745174
>>745173
It took years for things to finally start going my way. With any luck, it won't be that long of a wait for you.
>
...Speaking of which, I should probably go track down Carnage before he figures out where my family lives. See you around, Raiden.
>TO THE MOON-COPTER
>UP, UP, AND AWAAAY
No.745175
>>745174
Heh yeah...hopefully.
Good luck in finding him.
No.745176
>all these people talking about tracking
>I'm a god damn Predator
>I could track'm all down
>.....I'm just not
No.745177
>tfw laptop being a cunt and tablet's frozen
>mini maid noises in the shadows
No.745178
>>745176
>i'm not tracking down anything
>>745177
Huh?
What was that noise...
No.745179
>>745178
>better not
>otherwise you'll get pulled into that crap
No.745180
>>745178
>haha I found tablet's reset button
>!
It is not what it looks like!
>she's eating a lollipop out of her briefcase
>let's have a look inside it
>>
No.745181
>>745179
>no thank you
>I'm getting pulled into enough crap
>>745180
Well you're not the only one with a sweet tooth.
>
No.745182
>>745181
>sooooo
>whatcha think of that Zelda lady?
No.745183
>>745181
Eh-oh... you like candy too?
I usually have to keep my vices to myself, the young master would want them for himself if he knew I had them.
No.745184
>>745182
>uhhh she's pretty cool
>yeah
>preeeeeeeetty cool
>>745183
I partake sometimes. Even if I don't necessarily need food at all.
Your secret is safe with me.
No.745185
>>745184
>"Pretty"
>Ah HA!
>I'm going to tell her you said that
No.745186
>>745184
Thank you, mister Jack!
No.745187
>>745185
>like she can understand you
>you'll never tell her something I said out of context
>NEVERRRRRR
>>745186
Don't worry about it, what are friends for?
No.745188
>>745187
"uhhh she's pretty cool
yeah
preeeeeeeetty cool"
No.745189
>>745187
Friends... it is nice. I do not have many friends. Just you and miss Bala.
No.745190
>>745188
...voice recording...
>
>>745189
I'm sure you'll make many more.
If I can, then so can you.
No.745191
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>huff
>puff
Foxy, I'm gettin' close...
No.745192
>>745190
I will try, at least.
>remembering her tantrum last night
Ah... I need to learn how to calm down.
No.745193
>>745190
>damn ri-
>>745191
>oh I'm going to watch this
No.745194
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>>745193
>calm down, it's just a push up
WHOAAAAAAAAAAUUGUHHH!
New record! Hell yeah!
No.745195
>>745191
>what's going on over here
>>745192
Aggression issues...
I know what that's like. Maybe I can help.
>>745193
Damn it, don't take what I said out of context like that.
No.745196
>>745195
I do not like my height being made fun of...
No.745197
>>745195
>flips up
>neatly sending Cas-Ko flying out the window
Ah? Whaddya lookin' at? Is there somethin' on my face?
>feeling his face
>sunglasses
Oh crap, there is something on my face!
No.745198
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>>745194
>oh yeah, I'm going to watch this!
>>745195
>I'm doing it!
No.745199
>>745196
Your height?
Well I don't see an issue.
>>745197
Yeah that's...that's what I was looking at.
>>745198
Don't you dare!
No.745200
>>745198
Wah, glowy eyes in the woods!
Come on out ya monster creep, I'll take ya out with one Golden Spark
>>745199
Ya sure?
>glistening abs
>human abs
No.745201
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>>745199
It is not an issue!
No.745202
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>>745200
>tfw cyborg
>tfw no human abs
>tfw only cold metallic abs
Yeah...yeah.
I'm sure.
>>745201
Whoa, hey I didn't say it was now did I?
Your height is just fine, especially when you take age into consideration. I know someone around your age who's around the same height.
No.745203
>>745202
Look like you got a nice style the-
>dragged off
>walkin the dog
No.745204
>>745203
If you want to call it a nice style--
Yeah I've had that happen to me too.
No.745206
>>745205
Okay...give or take four years.
But yeah.
No.745208
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>>745207
Her name's Sunny.
She's the adopted daughter of a friend. I watch her sometimes when that friend is busy.
No.745209
>>745208
That sounds nice.
She does not come here, I hope.
No.745210
>>745209
Oh lord no!
Hal or I wouldn't approve of that at all.
No.745211
>>745210
That is good.
>
Today is my day off. I hope you do not mind if I change my clothes.
No.745212
>>745211
Why would I mind?
No.745213
>>745212
I just want to make sure.
No.745214
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>>745213
Yeah it's fine. I only wear like two outfits anyway.
Don't really need clothes.
No.745215
>>745214
You do not have anything to cover.
No.745216
>>745215
That depends on who you ask...
No.745217
>>745216
>blink
I have washed my young master enough times to know you are missing a... crucial part.
No.745218
>>745217
Oh oh right.
I meant covering up the horrific metal body, not...not that.
No.745219
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>>745218
Itis not horrific. I have seen horrific.
>pats Raiden's metal abs
You are alive.
No.745220
>>745219
If you ask me it is, but...maybe I'm wrong.
No.745221
>>745220
It is not so bad. Believe me.
No.745222
>>745221
If you say so. I guess less and less people are scared by it.
Maybe shocked but...not scared.
No.745223
>>745222
I am glad. I used to be scared of all the crazy things here. It makes Roanapur look normal.
No.745224
>>745223
Hell, the only person who's seen me like this and was scared recently is you.
Others hardly noticed or were just curious.
And even then you calmed down. Guess this place numbs the weirdness after awhile.
No.745225
>>745224
I have only been here a few weeks and I am already numb.
No.745226
>>745225
>small chuckle
That'll happen.
This place is like some kind of weirdness magnet...
No.745227
>>745226
I still do not understand why miss Balalaika is here, but I will perform my duties until we leave.
No.745228
>>745227
Almost nobody here knows why they are here. They just are. Whether it be because of friends or otherwise.
It's best not to question it.
No.745229
>>745228
It is a little worrying. Like a vortex.
No.745230
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>>745229
A vortex? Maybe...but I never saw it like that.
No.745231
>>745230
It pulls outside things to the center. Like Roanapur draws out the darkness of the people in it.
No.745232
>>745231
But maybe that's not a bad thing?
No.745233
>>745232
It is not my place to judge.
No.745234
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>>745233
I mean maybe it could be, but I've met a lot of new friends here...and plenty of old friends I never thought I'd see again.
Sure my enemies showed up too, but you should take the good with the bad.
No.745235
>>745234
You are right.
>thinking face goes here
I believe I should try my luck some more.
No.745236
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>>745235
What makes you say that?
No.745237
>>745236
I do not know. I feel like I am missing something.
No.745238
>>745237
Everything seems fine to me.
No.745239
>>745238
Maybe things will make more sense after a siesta.
I hope to see you soon again, mister Jack.
>off Mini goes to a beanbag fort she set up
No.745240
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>>745239
>going to watch that fort
No.745241
>>745239
You probably will.
I'll be around.
No.745242
>Street clothes go
>Jacket on
>Char leaves for the day to run errands in the city
No.745243
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>[Aggressively silent hand signals]
No.745244
>>745243
...I don't think any of them understood what that meant.
No.745245
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>>745244
No, watch this.
>
Don't you wish you could give orders with such ease?
They really shouldn't have phased these out.
No.745246
>>745243
>I wonder if they know what that means?
No.745247
>>745245
>sigh
I really do miss the clones.
But where would we even get them here?
No.745248
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>>745246
>It's actually a pretty simple concept
>Care to take a guess?
>I don't even have to use the gestures
>A little flourish never hurt anyone
>>745247
Cloning vats aren't hard to find. There's plenty of useful information regarding the training we went through stored on the Star Destroyers' computers.
I'm not saying it's a good idea. There would be a whole lot we'd have to do differently.
No.745249
>>745248
Yes, First of all, the whole mental programming thing needs to go.
No.745250
>>745248
>To Legit To Quit?
No.745251
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>>745249
The first batch of troopers they tried without those kinds of modifications refused to take orders from anyone and holed up in a barracks in Coruscant until their Training Sergeant came to tell them it was all going to be okay.
CSF was about ready to just flatten the place with them still in it.
>
Even regular ARC's have minimal modifications like that, and they're known for their stubbornness. No chips though.
>>745250
>No, it's all just Helmet Comms
No.745252
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>>745251
Hmmm, okay minor modifications then.
No.745253
>the mini maid is: awake
A siesta was all I needed.
No.745254
>>745251
I have no idea what you're talking about.
No.745255
>>745251
>I like my answer better
>now to watch you guys
>oh FYI you have a TRAITOR in your group
No.745256
>>745252
Never thought I'd be the one to argue for gene mods.
Any word on those new stormies?
>>745254
Now you know what it feels like.
Welcome back.
>>745255
>Whodunnit?
No.745257
>>745256
Back?
Oh yeah, that. It doesn't change much the third time around.
>sipping a milkshake
No.745258
>>745256
>I don't know
>you all look the same to me
No.745259
>>745256
Why they're right here.
>an entire army of Stormtroopers are standing behind Vader
I shall motivate them by reinstating the 501st! As they improve, they shall slowly fall into it if they show the excellence needed.
No.745260
>>745257
They're still working on a better respawn screen.
>
Did you stop by Spacey's without me?
>>745258
>That's to be expected
>I can't tell any of you apart either
>>745259
>[!]
>stands up slightly straighter
>gotta make those first impressions
I'm sure Rex would be proud. And then a little mad again since, y'know. Younglings.
Does this mean you got a Captain to lead them?
No.745261
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That ginger peddler of smut and twopenny farces, what does he think he's doing now.
Relevancy isn't such an easy phenomenon to fix while still maintaining integrity of the story.
No.745262
>>745260
Nope, the goth lady gave me a gift card. I'd let you have some, but there's that thing with your having no mouth.
>ssssssip
They still entrenching Jedi and Sith essence to a single location or did they fix that.
No.745263
>>745260
>if it's a roided out one
>watch your ass
>those guys are asshole
>>745253
>don't turn around
>not trying to say I'm camping out in your bean bag fort
>but I am
No.745264
>>745260
Haha yeah...younglings.
>[screams internally]
I know you're busy with your Outer Heaven job, so that'd make it almost impossible for you so...no. No I do not.
No.745265
>>745261
I'm standing right here you know.
>
I have my own whims to tend to! The story that is the world is so engrossing, I couldn't stay away.
No.745266
>>745263
Something is breathing down my neck...
No.745267
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>>745262
I've got a straw that works sometimes.
>
I think you've got to get tokens on the map to unlock them now. Something silly and abusable like that.
>>745263
>But you all look pretty roided
>And what's with the fishnets
>>745264
I'm sure whoever you pick will be fine.
Unless you were planning on leading them.
No.745268
>>745265
>slaps the hand away
Bah, deus ex machina is the tool of a hack and ne'erdowell.
I am more than just a simple copy editor, you know.
No.745269
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>>745266
>don't be silly
>go and clean the place
>none of those storm trooper guys wiped their feet
>>745267
>part of my invisible tech
No.745270
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>>745267
Noooo, no...
I mean I can whenever possible, but I'll be too busy to lead them on the field all the time.
No.745271
>>745267
Damn shame, seeing Jango spawncamped like that.
What do we even call him anyway, the cloned super spy guy calls his template "dad", but he's dead so it's not like it matters anyway.
No.745272
>>745268
And yet without a push, sometimes events don't take place. We wouldn't want that, Stagnation is worse than death!
>
The small one is fun. She reminds me of a certain Master.
No.745273
>>745269
Geh... but my day off!
>pout
>mopping behind the troopers
>>745267
Please lift your feet.
No.745274
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>745273
>and now bean bag fort belongs to Predator!
>
No.745275
>>745272
You're missing the point again, as usual.
Entropy is the state things naturally degrade to, the burst of necessary chaos cannot just be tossed in at the last minute to fill a deadline!
>uh
I have little experiences with Masters, and far less pleasant ones. Speak plainly.
No.745276
>>745269
>You use fishnets in your cloaking devices
>
>
>Can I have some
>>745270
Too busy bringing order to the universe?
Isn't that what they're there for?
>>745271
He trained some of us firsthand, so... sir.
Super spy? Really?
>>745273
>moves out of the way
Right, apologies.
No.745277
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play. >>745276
>no
>that would be DISHONORABLE
No.745278
>>745275
It was quite some time ago, a certain "Shirou Kotomine". Ruler-class Servant in the Third War, reduced to a human again. He was the finest character I've had the pleasure of calling "Master". So innocent, yet so guilty. Ignorant of the world and yet wise! The contradictions were so fulfilling I could only weep in joy at my fortune.
This little one is just as conflicted. I daresay I'm enjoying myself too much!
No.745279
>>745276
Yes, super spy. Don't you work for the old version on that island?
I'm pretty sure we've been shot out of the air over there before, I like to remember the kind of missiles we're eating.
No.745280
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>>745274
Aww...
>>745276
It is of no consequence. I was not expecting to work on my dia libre.
No.745281
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>>745276
Bringing order to the universe requires more than just marching down to a planet and telling them to stop.
Another part of it is...boring desk work.
No.745282
>>745278
A reprobate like you will always find a way to entice entertainment from an underaged girl. Though I find it odious having to turn my ministrations to yet another young trollop in uniform.
Fine, fine. Present the subject to me so that we may find her a fitting path. I take it you've been observing for far too long to be considered comfortable increments.
No.745283
>>745280
>hey someone not screaming in horror about the laugh
>going to add this to my logs
No.745284
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>>745282
Not yet, not like that. It's too soon! Mayhap you should appear yourself this once. Together we'll send her on a suitable storyline should she meet both of our criteria.
As for me, I have others to observe! The game will be afoot.
No.745285
>>745279
Oh, you mean those Snake guys.
Relations were quite a bit rocky before I sealed the deal and got us a spot on the roster.
Isn't it better than eating twinkies?
>>745280
With the kind of people this place attracts? I'm not sure it'll ever stay clean enough to rest.
Have you tried organizing shifts?
>>745281
Fuck, tell me about it. I never thought I'd have to do as much paperwork as I do now. At least it's all digital.
I like to do it here sometimes if it gets quiet enough.
No.745286
>>745283
It is not the first time I have heard that laugh... Many "predators" lurked the jungles of South America in the past.
I am used to it.
>>745285
Shifts? I am the only maid.
No.745287
>>745285
Yeah it's something we all have to deal with.
I prefer doing it in the solitary blackness of space, though.
No.745288
>>745286
>still going in the logs
>today has been a proactive day for me
No.745289
>>745284
Sir Arthur's words don't belong anywhere near that ungainly spouter of pentameter.
Away with you, then. Andersen will set upon her with furious anger and hands clasped with pens.
No.745290
>>745285
Judging by the meter-long bar of cream stuff they had to cut out me...yeah.
No.745291
>>745289
Haha!
>
>and then Shakespeare was Kariya
I have a Berserker to set into motion.
>skips off
No.745292
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>>745286
That's... unfortunate.
There's been several over the past year or two.
I'm not sure what that means for you.
>>745287
It's cramped in TIEs already, why would you want to do paperwork up there?
That's sounds uncomfortable.
>>745290
You-- Nevermind. I got word we're to assist in a torch and burn.
Looks like we finally found those Snatcher folks. Would you care to fly with us?
No.745293
>>745288
Spooky...
>>745292
One of them was the headmaid to the estate I was previously working for. I am aware.
No.745294
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>>745292
Haha
I'm always uncomfortable.
No.745295
>>745291
>
Tch...
>>745293
>uh
>how do I engage with children
No.745296
>>745292
"Would I care to fly" he asks.
The answer is yes, if the sarcasm was too vague.
I even broke out the Phase II armor.
No.745297
>>745293
That the one everyone is afraid of? The "Terminator"?
>
Oh, don't let me keep you/
>>745294
>uh
>
Would you like an emergency blanket?
>>745296
It looks good on you.
Just try to be there when it happens. I've never actually seen you when the guns are out.
No.745298
>>745293
>if it makes you feel better I cleaned a random room
>and then set up a trap
>it should be fun to see who trips it
No.745299
>>745295
>why is his hair blue
>Fabi your hair is green
>and sometimes black
>don't judge
Did you need something, young master?
>assuming by the dress that he's like Garcia
>>745297
Yes. Roberta. That is her.
She taught me everything I know.
No.745300
>>745298
>please don't be one of those nets that are razor sharp and slowly dice a person
...Is it one of those dicing nets?
No.745301
>>745297
Just like I've never seen you beat a game of Space Snake so bad the level counter reset.
We all have our hobbies.
No.745302
>>745297
No, no. I think I'll be fine Fordo.
Thanks for the concern, though.
No.745303
>>745300
>it's a dicing net!
No.745304
>>745299
>she's not wrong
A level of formality unbeknownst to most degenerates of this era...
>more data is needed
I would like tea, if the question must be asked.
No.745305
>>745301
I'm still trying to get where you were on that Stack 'Em game you were on about before.
Flying CAS isn't a hobby.
>>745302
Anytime, sir.
So what are we doing with these troopers.
No.745306
>>745303
Of course it is a dicing net...
I will get the mop and meat grinder.
>>745304
Will yerba mate do? Coca leaves are the only ones I have.
No.745307
>>745305
With the frequency we actually see action, it might as well be.
>distant rimshot
I've upgraded the bird's speaker system in the meantime. Don't worry, it was a priority.
No.745308
>>745306
>think of it as learning experience for whoever trips it
No.745309
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>>745305
Well they're just here for presentation. Soon they'll be out across the galaxy spreading our will!
No.745310
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>>745306
>processing
>processing
>Hans dissertation achieved
If there's no other option, I suppose it can't be helped.
>trap time
Could I bother you for an interview? My friend and I are quite curious about special individuals that make their stay here.
No.745311
>>745308
It is needlessly cruel! Why would you need to do that!?
>>745310
>oh no calm down mini aaaaa
>deep breaths
I-interview? Allow me to go make your mate first, please.
No.745312
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>>745307
You've got a point there. I'll put in a request for some more missions, we can't have you doing nothing but reading magazines and playing datapad games, now, can we.
>
Have you added any songs to it yet? I've got a list specifically for this occasion.
And only have of them are terrible.
>>745309
Tell them they look very presentable.
>waves at the formation
Pardon, our will?
No.745313
>>745311
>hunting
>what do you know about hunting?
>you go in deep
>and make it messy
No.745314
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>>745311
>aaaaand natch
No, it will be no longer necessary, I believe.
Truly, that towering oaf must thing I'm out of practice if he's going to present me with such easy targets.
>smuggin'
No.745315
>>745312
>the entire trooper waves back
The will of our new Republic.
Of course, maybe I worded that too harshly...I won't force the will...
No.745316
>>745312
Did it sound like I was looking forward for more work? Because first I should probably make sure which answer doesn't count as insubordination.
>uh
Well I've been really into A-Ha! lately, but let's hear it.
No.745317
>>745313
You do not have to kill them so gorily! Why not just... put one in the head? Quick and easy.
There is no need for overkill!
>>745314
P-pardon?
No.745318
>>745317
>there is no kill better then over
>.....you know I'm starting to realize why I'm banished here
No.745319
>>745315
>touched
They've already got the hand signals down, I like these ones already.
Do I get an honorary spot on this New Republic? I mean, I'll probably still be here for a long while.
>>745316
See, that is the kind of enthusiasm I'm looking for in my troopers. You should get a promotion, how does Lieutenant Marlow sound. Be just like the rest of my ARCs.
>
80's pop isn't the kind of thing that's usually played flying into battle.
I'll send you the details later.
No.745320
>>745317
Come now, there must be some measure of room left in that head for self-reflection.
A maid that throws herself into her work in order to escape the mind-numbing horror of some previous set of encounters. I can't know for certain but having your sleeves taken up around what pronounced bicep mass you have seems rather conceited for someone so seemingly ready to bend knee in the service of others.
Yet there is some manner of foolishness left that I can see, perhaps there will be a saving finish after all.
No.745321
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>>745319
You are welcome anytime.
No.745322
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>>745319
No, see, it's physiological warfare. They'll be expecting us to be blaring Mastodon or something, right.
...Take On Me is a true classic, ok.
Wait were you serious about the promotion or is this a Poe's Law type case.
No.745323
>>745318
I was always told that the yautja of the jungles were honorable hunters, not mindless butchers!
>>745320
>
What
No.745324
>>745323
>you should see the roided out guys
No.745325
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>>745323
Mm, there might have been a time when you were a truly suitable specimen, but that time has rather recently passed.
It's just as well, I wasn't looking for anything easy anyway. Though I detest having to get my hands dirty with the ignoble relationship you value most.
>
It's cretinous to stare, you know. As well as highly illuminating about the circumstances that would reduce someone to animal grunts and shows of force.
No.745326
>>745324
You come bigger?!
>>745325
Maybe the headmaid influenced me more than I thought.
>
You are very good at analysis. Where did you learn to do this?
No.745327
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>>745321
100 percent, sir.
While we're at it, can you approve my request for a promotion?
I've always wanted to be called Commander and mean it.
At this point it's a formality.
>>745322
Alright, I'll go through with adding some Hall and Oates. If you have any other suggestions, forward them to me later.
>
You don't have to take on the blue coloring associated with it, if you want.
I kind of like the yellow. It suits you.
No.745328
>>745327
Whoa whoa whoa, nobody told me I had to change.
That'd be like changing my sticker that I only have sometimes.
Also I want Roundabout by Yes.
No.745329
>>745326
>yeah
>now them they just flat out obliterate you as violently as possible
>no getting on even grounds
>no removing weapons
>just kill your shit as hard as they can
No.745330
>>745326
Where indeed.
>KONO HANS DA
I am simply an author. Cursed to take the nothing of most people's lives and turn it in something.
Easily digestible, of course.
No.745331
>>745329
Disgusting... how utterly vile.
>>745330
A young author?
>
Do you write children's novels?
No.745332
>>745331
>they also take you away to a jungle plant to hunt you
No.745333
>>745328
I just told you, you don't have to change. Just keep using your yellow and orange permutations and I'll start calling you Lieutenant.
>
I was just listening to that today. Why did no one ever tell me it was such a good song?
I'm putting Blinded By The Light on there too. And Sundown.
No.745334
>>745331
>fucking
As unfortunate as anything has ever been.
My name isn't necessary to the narrative, nor is the age that you currently see.
>snaps his book closed
I believe there's enough material to work with after all.
>strolls out
>disappears before he's beyond the corner
No.745335
>>745332
But I thought the point was coming to us.
>>745334
>blink
Fantasma...
No.745336
>>745333
I think one of the Marlon Brando-esque people with the strange facial shading could have told you that.
We might as well get Barracuda, the rancor face looks similar enough.
>
I need to make sure I didn't get my suits in the wrong wash. Yellow only takes warm, you know.
>gonezos
No.745337
>>745335
>nah these guys are nutty like that
>so anyways that net thing
>left in the abandoned fox lady's room
No.745338
>>745337
The one with the many tails? But she helps me clean sometimes.
No.745339
>>745338
>not meant for her
>it's in a spot she would never look
>and on top of that she got grounded
No.745340
>>745336
You mean the ones that look like Boss when he's doing that thing with his tape player? That was him, right?
Even I'm still a little confused with this clone osik.
>
Remember to be there with the gunship.
Only get to do this one once.
No.745343
>>745342
That is the part that worries me the most...
No.745344
>the predator is still here
No.745346
>>745343
>well it shouldn't
>>745344
>yes....yes I am
>play back time!
"uhhh she's pretty cool
yeah
preeeeeeeetty cool"
>say was that Jack's voice?
>why it is!
No.745347
>>745344
You seem troubled.
>>745346
If you growl so.
I will not question how I am understanding you.
>flipping through Spanish-to-Russian notecards
No.745348
>>745345
...perfectly fine.
>
>>745346
>Jack?
>I don't understand
>...does he mean me
>>745347
Oh no, no, no...no.
Just a bit wary, ma'am.
No.745349
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>snrkt
Nngh...Boris, where's the Tylenol.
>You told me to dispose of it because it causes liver failure, Kapitan.
So does vodka, it's just a different shade of pink.
No.745351
>>745348
Ma'am?
>too meido for this
>uh
My name is Fabiola.
>>745349
>zip
>balancing a cup with two pain relieving pills on her head
You are still ill, miss Bala?
No.745352
>>745348
>he means you!
>>745347
>a lot of people do
>stranger still I'm not even talking
gkaun-yte
>that's me talking
No.745354
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>>745351
>cut the formalities
I am Sheik. A pleasure to meet you.
>>745352
>oh
>...o-oh
>that's...
>cool~
>>745350
Is there another match scheduled for tonight?
No.745356
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>>745354
I think so, against Baynoetta and Cloud
No.745357
>>745352
I will not question it. It might stop working.
>>745354
Are you a ninja?
>>745355
>:c
>hug the bossfu
No.745358
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>
>>745357
>we'll just say maid magic
No.745359
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>>745357
>guh
>turns her head to blow into a tissue
I haven't gotten a response from Lagoon Company yet, Boris. Who else do we know?
>I'll get the Rolodex, Kapitan.
>...
You look good with your hair down.
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>>745356
>that woman still scares me
>nods hesitantly
I shall be there, then.
>>745357
Close enough to it, yes. I am one of the Sheikah people.
Are you a mercenary?
>>745358
>wait I don't understand how that's bad
No.745361
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>>745360
I'll get some healthy popcorn for us
No.745362
>>745358
We do tend to understand.
>>745359
>!
Ah... um... spacibo, kapitan.
>practicing: yes
>>745360
Wh-no. I am a maid. I am just not in my uniform right now.
No.745363
>Wanders back in still incognito
No.745365
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>>745362
>eyebrow raised
Ваш акцент становится толще, когда ты зол; это мило.
>grin
Integra should really do something about that cesspit of a country of hers.
>snrrkt
>>745363
I wonder who that could be.
No.745366
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>>745365
>Putting together a new e-cig tank
Yo
No.745367
>>745363
You have finished your errands?
>>745365
I would not call it a cesspit. It is gray, like a rat.
The brown people do not belong there.
No.745368
>>745362
My mistake, excuse me.
>that is some nice hair
>there are lots of people with nice hair here
A day off for you?
>>745364
>...so you're telling me someone thinks I'm cool
>with no ulterior motive
>well okay then
>>745361
Graci
No.745370
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>>745366
Vaping puts honest gangsters out of work, you know.
>>745367
>uh
Is that so.
It's been a long while since I've seen anything but dark.
>points to the scarred eye
>blue iris slightly discolored
This sort of thing is never helpful, mind you.
No.745371
>>745368
>yes
>other then to watch you two
>I like to watch
No.745372
>>745368
My day off is tomorrow, but currently there is nothing that requires me to change back into my dress right now.
>>745370
The world is not inherently good or bad. It is exactly like a rat, just trying to survive, looking out for itself. Gray.
>
If you see only dark, then I will be a beacon of light for you, miss Bala.
No.745373
>>745370
>Shrugs
Adapt.
You can still make a killing in concentrates and the battery market.
>>745367
Yep! How are you today kiddo?
No.745374
>>745372
Which would only succeed in making the shadows that much darker, hmm.
But this isn't some Victorian pulp novel, even Two Hands learned thinking of life as some kind of play is just unhelpful.
>strokin dat hurr
Suddenly so reserved. Now you have me curious.
>>745373
I don't tend to associate myself with drugs if I can help it.
Chang buying out that warehouse of whipped cream gas tubes was unforeseen...
No.745375
>>745373
I am doing better than yesterday. I recognized my...childish outburst wasnot needed. So I am focusing on not losing my temper.
>>745374
I am no good to you rampaging so carelessly.
>relaxing into the caress
I can't be no good to you.
No.745376
>>745374
hehehehehehe whippets.
>>745375
Good good. See? You still have time to learn better.
No.745377
>>745375
Such a willingness to learn.
>only mildly thinking of Roberta
>...
We'll be hiring a new PF to replace the absentee Lagoon Company. They were some of few to survive the final encounter with that bitch maid, at best they're a form of relief squad.
>>745376
Are drugs very important to your culture in space, Aznable?
No.745378
>>745376
I did not doubt that, my doubt was in Two Hands.
>>745377
Do you mean... the Chinese woman, the mute, and the useless one?
No.745379
>>745377
Only the major 3 - Alcohol, Tobacco and Marijuana.
No.745380
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>>745378
Distraction has its uses as much as competence does.
...No it doesn't but I couldn't find anyone else on such short notice.
The Vietnamese navy is getting riled up again, and their boys are being unreasonably hard to get a hold of for bribing. A land based crew it better anyway.
>>745379
Interesting.
And you refine your own supply?
No.745381
>>745380
Roberta handled him rather... quickly. She did not even see him worth trying to kill.
Maybe stupidity is its own armor...
>uh
Miss Bala, you asked to see me tomorrow? Is it not my day off?
No.745382
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>Gray lady and Zelda have vanished
>time to watch other peo-
>SWICH!
>distant yelling
No.745383
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>>745380
>He shrugs
They're legal in space so they're cultivated by for-profit farmers, refiners and distributors.
>>745378
I wouldn't worry too much about Revy. She's old enough that she should know better than to be picking fights with everyone - it's just ingrained in her nature by this point to be overly confrontational despite it.
>Pours her a new glass of strawberry milk that she was denied last night.
It's admirable to try but some people just can't be changed - all you can do is understand how they are and avoid feeding into their bad behaviors.
No.745384
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>>745381
You're not dressed for work right now, are you?
Then we'll just have to rearrange your schedule, won't me? I know you're not trying to get a second day off.
>don't mention how you have nothing to do on off days
I smelled your breath before, there's no mistaking the scent of dark beer.
It'll be nice to have someone else to share my bottle with.
>shit
>well there is that cat lady right
>>745382
>twins
>TWINS
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>745383
And no way to break into a market like that. That's a shame.
I'd offer to franchise your no doubt impressively 1980s weapons down here, but I don't trust things that don't shoot bullets.
No.745385
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>>745382
>covered in a net
YOU DREDLOCKED MOTHER FUCKER!
No.745386
>>745382
What-
>>745383
Leche!
>drinking rather greedily
I have confronted her before in the past. I can handle myself with both words and actions.
I have been careless and letting my emotions carry me instead of guiding my own path.
>>745384
>!
Ah... that is-
>uh
It is the only alcohol I can stomach. It's sweet. Some wines are nice too.
No.745388
>>745384
There's plenty - land scarcity isn't much of an issue to a people that live in giant tubes they construct with already-off-planet resources. If you want land for crop cultivation all you need is the money for the land and you can find bank financing for that - especially for cash crops like cannabis and tobacco that they know they can make their money back on. Sunlight is scarce in the solar system so colonies around planets closer to the sun end up supporting colonies further out like in the Jupiter system where they have to use energy to create light and heat...Luckily for them they have all the starship fuel out on Jupiter so we've got a nice trade system going.
>>745386
Just keep at it kiddo.
No.745389
>>745386
>I haven't had a day off in years
>one of these days the boys are going to find out I'm just saying it to make them feel better
>guh
You sound like one of those ghost idiots.
Regardless, we'll just have to find something to do.
>>745387
>I expected nothing and was disappointed anyway
>>745388
It's all a little rudimentary but I think I'm starting to understand.
I take it any joint-stock company under your consideration doesn't have much of a chance of going under.
No.745390
>>745385
>>745387
Oh... I see now. But why was he in miss fox's room?
>>745388
I will not fall back into old habits if I can help it.
>>745389
>blink
Ghosts?
...Miss Bala, do you want to spend time with me?
No.745391
>>745390
>he bullies her
>so I put the net trap under her bed
>a place he would go in order to flip her bed over
>I've been watching them
>>745389
>ssshhhhhh
>go back to being salty
No.745392
>>745389
Eh - well it's still a free market. If your product is crap no one will buy it, but if you can compete you can compete from anywhere on a local to inter-planetary scale... I mean we live in space but people still have gardens where they can grow their own food and sell it to their neighbors if they so choose... but people will still buy Starbucks if the options there as well.
No.745393
>>745390
You didn't think people had blue hair and red eyes naturally, did you?
>arms folded
It would be in our best interests. That uniform invites its own kind of antagonism but there's no telling what might happen when you're not it. So I'll provide protection.
>Bala that's a flimsy excuse and you know it
You took the initiative to start learning Russian, I might as well learn something from you.
>>745391
>why be salty when I'm already deep-fried
>>745392
Maybe I should be more clear.
If I were to give you an exorbitant amount of investing money, what's the likelihood I'll see it returned.
No.745394
>>745393
>Shrugs
Pretty good depending on what it's put into and how it's diversified.
No.745395
>>745391
Oooooh. You are not so bad, mister Predator.
>>745393
>opens her suitcase up
>
>lolly get
>offers one to Bala
I can't hide my China Lake in these clothes, but I am still carrying my MAG-7s and a pair of 1911 pistols.
>
Learn from me...?
No.745396
>>745393
>you have battle scars
>in my race that makes you honorable
>>745395
>I'm just trying to regain my honor
>and capture the Avatar
No.745397
>>745394
That would be up to you.
>
No drugs.
>>745395
>did she
>no
>no that's not fair
>gingerly takes the lolly
Hiding weapons in clothing might be a decent start, if you've no other ideas.
>>745396
>...thank you, predator
No.745398
>>745396
What about your father?
>>745397
>blink
>removes her jacket
>there are rails going along her arm from bicep to wrist with a bend at the elbow
>pistol and machine pistol attached to them
Like this. You need loose sleeves.
No.745399
>>745396
>"and capture the Avatar"
>Newtype flash
>The fake bush thrown out of the way and the predator behind held up against the wall by it's collar-armor.
YOU KNOW WHERE SHE IS!?
>Bug eye'd Casval
No.745400
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>>745398
Something tells me your hero is Travis Bickle.
>tugging at her own sleeves
I couldn't widen them too much without looking ridiculous. Besides-
>opens the jacket up
>shoulder holster and a Stechkin inside
It chafes sometimes but it's all I have.
No.745401
>>745400
How did you know I liked Taxi Driver?
>embarrassed
It was the head maid's idea.
>uh
It is okay. I am your gun, miss Bala.
No.745402
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>>745401
The smiley face pin tipped me off.
But let's get one thing straight. We're no tools of the government, or anyone else. Fighting was the only thing we were good at. At least we can fight for what we believe in.
But fighting can wait a day, I think.
>...
I have no idea what young girls enjoy.
No.745403
>>745398
>I think he's the one that banished me
>>745397
>My older brother tallied his body up with the acid blood of every serpent he killed
>he was vary respected
No.745404
>>745402
I got that from The Comedian.
>
I am only your gun, miss Bala. No one else's.
>um
I like watching the TV, and spending time with you.
>...
Also swimming.
No.745405
>>745403
Hey! Don't ignore me!
>Spaceman-Cyborg holding up the predator like a student being bullied for its lunch money >>745399
Do you know where the Avatar is or not?
No.745406
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>>745403
>someone once told me the world would be better off without snakes
>...and the world would roll me
>>745404
Swimming?
No.745407
>>745405
my bad missed that one
>her?
>also you are dishonoring me
>I must now blow myself up
>>745406
>I heard something like that once in the swamp
No.745408
>>745407
it's k
Yeah - her.
... Wait. Are you looking for the little bald boy?
>Puts the predator down
No.745409
>>745408
>yes....well I was but now you dishonored me so now I'm looking for a nice spot to blow up
No.745410
>>745403
Oh no...
>>745406
>um
Y-yes.
No.745411
>>745409
Oh don't do that it was just a misunderstanding.
No.745412
>>745411
>you don't get how hard core my race takes dishonoring
>tell Samus I said the red guy fell for the net
>>745410
>not so bad
>kinda like it here
>well at least I did
No.745413
>>745412
But why would you have to die? You are already exiled, there is no need!
No.745414
>>745413
>dishonored
>going to go walk out into the swamp and go boom now
No.745416
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>>745415
>I have to blow up Shrek to regain honor
No.745417
Ugh. Fine.
>>745416
>Char blows up instead
>cyborg parts everywhere
No.745420
>>745417
>no
>no no no no no no
>NO
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>return of the screamfu
>>745419
MISS BAAAALAAAAAAAAAAA
No.745421
>>745417
>I was not ready for that
>>745418
>he's an ogre that lives in the swa-
>>745420
>and shes off again
No.745422
>>745420
>we're sorry, you've reached the voice recording of [Miss Balalaika]
>borscht and guns will come to you, but only if you say-
>oh fine
>snaps awake
Mm?
No.745423
>>745421
>hysterical minimaid goes here
>>745422
>cradling a hand of Char's and sobbing like a leetle gurl
>halp
No.745424
>>745423
>New clone walks through the door
Yo
No.745425
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>>745423
>squinting
What's all this then.
>reading glasses gooooo
>oh it's exactly what I thought it was
>'mere, mini
No.745426
>>745424
>UH
F-fantasma!!
>>745425
>latch
>quaking like a scared chihuahua
No.745427
>>745426
>Sheepish smile
..Y..yeah...
>Wanders off
No.745428
>>745426
>uh
Shhhh.
>patpat
The world is a lot grayer than you thought, but for different reasons.
It'd be best to tear off the illusion like a band-aid.
>bala that's not how you comfort
>>745427
>shakes her head
No.745429
>>745427
Geh... I am still too much of a kid...
>realizes Char's left
Wait!
>>745428
>gkkt
I am so sorry for my outburst.
No.745430
>walks back in
>with his arm being cut
This gets less painful the more it happens.
I think this classifies as a minor annoyance now.
>blood spurting out violently
>talk about painting the town red
No.745431
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Let the Outer Heaven club meeting commence.
First topic, we're watching a porno. End of discussion.
>>745430
HOLY CRAP
No.745432
>>745429
You're too quick to give up what little childhood you have left to hurry up and be an adult.
Not unlike every single other kid your age since the dawn of time.
>Kapitan, we've secured the location like you asked.
I hope you like private pools.
>>745430
A robot...
No.745433
>>745430
>he has a shit eating grin
>he did something Jack
>what did he do?
No.745434
>>745429
>In a dark corner of his room rocking back and forth, half reeling from the sudden shock of body transfer, half still trying to get over Korra
i'm headed out to see deadpool tonight. be back later!
No.745435
>>745430
Mister Jack?!
>>745432
I did not have much of a childhood to begin with, miss Bala. Being a FARC refugee was not sunshine and rainbows.
>
I did not mean to be rude...
>!!
A pool!!
>>745434
Ohh... I have made a mistake.
No.745436
>>745431
What?
And porn? Well I don't...I don't know...
>>745432
Cyborg.
>>745433
...okay what did you do this time?
>>745435
This is looks worse than it really is.
No.745437
>>745435
>shakeshake
>patpatpat
So that's how it is...
>spacing out
>>745436
Cylon?
No.745438
>>745436
>she said it was "cool~"
No.745439
>>745436
Your arm!
>>745437
Miss Bala...?
No.745440
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>>745436
I cannot believe you just said that to, your CO.
You work for us right that's what I thought.
>ahem
And the term, Raiden.
Is hentai
No.745441
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>>745437
...sure. Whatever.
>>745438
You actually did it.
I can't believe this!
>>745439
This is the third time this has happened.
Don't worry, I'll get a new one.
>>745440
I don't care what the proper term is, I don't think I should be watching that!
No.745442
>>745439
>come with me
>and you'll see
>a world of pure annihilation
>she thinkgen bout Afghanistan, mini
>petting has entered autopilot mode
No.745443
>>745441
Um...
>clearly worried
>>745442
>uh
>easing in like a cat
No.745445
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>>745441
I make the rules here, Raiden!
Now we are watching this hentai right here to make up for the crushing loneliness sight has restored to me, or I'm changing your codename.
Maybe to something like...Jort. Or Steve.
No.745446
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>>745443
>yes
>this is better
Второй шанс , что это.
>hope burns bright my nig
>unconsciously squishing
Lord, what fools we mortals be.
No.745447
>>745443
I should probably get one delivered.
>supplies sent
It'll take a minute.
>>745444
For what?!
>>745445
Jort?!
You can't change my codename to something stupid like that!
I mean I have crushing loneliness too but...aurgh this sucks.
No.745448
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>>745447
>you think she's cool
>she thinks your cool
>I only ask that you let me watch
No.745449
>>745447
>looks in the bottom corner at the GDP number falling
$1000 just to deliver an arm?
Get that arm reattached and the video set up, Jort.
No.745450
>>745446
Miss Bala, are you okay-
>squished
>face: red
>>745447
Mister Jack, did it hurt?
No.745451
>>745448
Watch wha--
Oh. Ohhhhhh you must be joking.
>>745449
It's an expensive arm!
And don't call me Jort!
>
>>745450
Yeah...yeah it did.
Felt good-- bad. Felt bad.
Really bad.
>new arm arrives via fulton
>attaches new arm
No.745452
>>745451
>does this look like the face of someone joking?
No.745453
>>745442
>annihilation and afghanistan
>instantly excited.
>>745447
Just wait until the malicious hatred kick in, cyborg. It's a beautiful thing to feel.
Sorry to pop in announced, but I had work to deal with.
No.745454
>>745450
>
You're going swimming in that?
>>745453
>who the hell
No.745455
>>745451
Well then maybe you shouldn't have gotten it ripped off.
>sage nodding
Jort, the short transformed.
No.745456
>>745454
Let's see.
Military veteran, that one is obvious, what with the scarring. Definitely the leader of a group
>realizes you've noticed.
Ah, and to whom do I owe the pleasure?
No.745457
>>745453
That's the thing, I'm trying not to feel that.
>>745452
...I can't tell.
But what if I refuse?
>>745455
I didn't get it ripped off, I...
>FLAAAASHBACK
>slicing bread
>"Can't believe we don't even have sliced bread. What kind of place doesn't have--"
>sword flings out of his hand
>it then rebounds off of the wall and goes right the Raiden's arm
>"SHIT NOT AGAIN"
>RETUUUUUURN TO MODERN
I lost it while doing something very important. Got it sliced off.
And Jort is a stupid name!
No.745458
>>745456
Someone who doesn't self-congratulate in making baseless assumptions when the subject of such is within earshot.
>but Bala they're correct assumptions
No.745459
>>745454
I have a bathing suit in my suitcase.
>>745451
Masochista...
No.745460
>>745457
>clicks off an iDroid playing the same scene
It was recorded, Jort. It was always recorded.
If we're going to make sure we don't become Cipher, we have to have our own bevy of information.
Specifically embarrassing staff accidents and pet videos.
No.745461
>>745457
>then I blow myself up for the dishonor
No.745462
>>745457
Why not?
nothing wrong with the sweet taste of vengeance.
>please drink revenge responsibly, Best served cold
>>745458
Baseless? Hah! we do have SOME things in common I'm afraid.
How did you get yours?
No.745463
>>745459
Where, in your lunchbox?
>dohoho
>>745462
That's not information I make privy to strange men who play at owning the place.
But if you're so insistent on finding commonalities, why don't you start.
No.745464
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>>745459
...yeah, maybe a little.
>>745460
I'm going to destroy that tape...
>>745461
Don't do that, that's...stupid.
>>745462
There's lots of things wrong with it! My sword is a tool of justice!
No.745465
>>745463
In the third layer.
>pries the top layer off
>clips for the MAG-7 and 1911s and 40x46mm grenades for the Lake
>pries that off
>swimsuit, maid dress, spare spats and tube tops
I make sure to pack the essentials.
No.745466
>>745464
>you're dishonoring me
No.745467
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>>745464
There's no going back, Jort.
Even I left the video someone caught of me PLAYING A DAMN FIDDLEEEEE
No.745468
>>745463
Oh please, owning this place would be tedium.
Cold war Lithuania ring any bells? No? how about killing your former tyrants for making your people suffer. Though my reasons are far less noble then that, I was merely getting revenge for my late family. Have been doing so for the past...40 years now.
>>745464
>sighs,
>another bloody hero
Look, I get your ideals, but remember all you will do is stem the tide whilst making more problems. I was made because of self righteous heroes doing more harm than good.
No.745469
>>745465
>?
Well shut my mouth.
>poking around
Honestly I was expecting more in line your headmaid's style.
>she literally only wears spats oh my god
>...
There's no toothbrush in here.
>>745468
You're still here?
Lithuania is a nonissue and plenty of people forget the Baltic states even exist.
The fact it's taking you more than a year to depose a nation that's barely bigger than metropolitan Los Angeles is just a bit embarrassing, isn't it.
No.745471
>>745469
Toothbrush? My cleaning utensils are in my maid dress.
No.745472
>>745470
>is that
Woah there kid, where's your pops?
...How the hell did you even find this place?
No.745473
>>745472
I dunno. Can't find him
No.745474
>>745466
I'm not dishonoring you!
>>745467
...alright, since you left that in, I'll leave mine in.
Can you stop calling me Jort, though?!
>>745468
I already know I do a lot of harm. Plenty of it. That's the thing, even if I consider my sword "a tool of justice" I don't consider myself a hero.
No.745475
>>745471
>u wot
A toothbrush. As in one for your teeth? Thus the name toothbrush?
>
We're getting you a toothbrush.
No.745476
>>745474
What's wrong with Jort? It's a reasonable alternative to shorts or jeans!
You just want to be Snake again, don't you.
No.745477
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>>745473
Okay, uh... your mom? Seriously Li, this place ain't safe.
...I swear if this is that dingarrow's way of askin' me to babysit I'm gonna sit'im down on top of a-
>dud
grenade.
No.745478
>>745469
what? no I kicked the soviets out of there 30 years-
>lightbulb
>many worlds theory.
I doubt you wil believe me, but it seems clear we are from two different histories.
I distinctly remember ruling Lithuania or at the least my city. And no the revenge was not on them, I dont care about the soviet union. I killed a thousand of them with one trap like it was nothing.
No it was a bunch of heroes who caused my country to starve. And I will gladly kill them and their families if it meant one iota of revenge-
>Ivan, you're monologuing again
..what about yourself?
>>745474
Thank. God.
No.745479
>>745475
OH! Un sepillo de dientes. Why didn't you say so?
...Miss Bala, you are speaking to a crazy person.
No.745480
>>745476
We already have a Snake.
...can I be Snake too, though?
>>745478
I just protect the weak. By any means necessary.
No.745481
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>>745477
Don't HURT MY DADDY
>tiny fist
>plus Jay's crotch
>times crazy scared child strength
No.745482
>>745478
My closest male friend is the ghost of a dead Irish hero with blue hair and a magic spear. I quite literally invite you to try me.
>shakes her head
Eastern Bloc's been going down the tubes for decades, you're barking up the wrong tree.
>>745479
I know, dear. We like to call it "negotiating" in this business.
No.745484
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>>745474
>then you know what must be done
>also vanish time!
No.745485
>>745481
Gggggoddammit-ffffffuck me the one day I don't wear a cup and-rrrrrrgh
>doubles over
No.745486
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>>745480
An honorable cause, though I admit I lost any regard for the value of human life. I wouldn't care if I beat Hitler's record just to kill my one target.
>>745482
Where I'm from, We had to deal with parallel universes a LOT. That probably explains it. After all, it is how I got here.
Again, no beef with the soviets. It's the Americans that I hate the most. well to be specific a few american superhumans, but I digress.
>tries to shut himself up
It's been a whilse since I've actually had the chance to explain this to someone.
No.745487
>>745482
>standing just a bit closer to Bala
>visibly tense
If you say so.
No.745488
>>745485
Daddy says sometime you hab genimal hubwrist
But don't tell him I heard him.
No.745489
>>745483
Are you sure?
>>745484
...
>sigh
This is getting ridiculous.
>>745486
You never really give human life thought until you've truly lost it.
No.745490
>>745487
Oh I know those eyes well~
Tell me, what horrors have you seen in your lifetime?
Relax, I'm a friend. There is no logical reason for me to hurt you.
No.745491
>>745488
The hell's a genimal hubwrist...
>stands back up
Seven languages I know, tykespeak ain't one.
Use your words, Li.
No.745492
>>745485
Hey Jaybird, you seen my-- why are you on the ground
>>745488
>notices her standing there
>could she not be more adorable?
Why is my daughter here?
No.745493
>>745486
Projection isn't a terribly good quality to have if you're anyone, but especially a woefully transparent megalomaniac.
It makes no difference to me if you decide to wipe out the capes, most of them won't be missed around here.
>>745487
>lolly from the cleave
>but when did she get it
No.745494
File: 1456029982253.png (287.28 KB, 500x293, 500:293, tumblr_nnxzr3moHL1qalb61o1….png)
>>745491
You tink yo dick is best.
>>745492
DADDY!
>from stand position
>straight into his arms
I misseded you
No.745495
>>745490
Take a step back.
>>745493
Eh-
>immediately distracted
No.745496
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>>745489
Does this face look unsure to you?
No.745497
File: 1456030191770.jpg (18.15 KB, 255x199, 255:199, I cant believe that idiot ….jpg)
>>745489
Funny you see, I've lost everyone I held dear. In my opinion, losing it lets you see how shallow it all is.
>>745493
Wonderful- How bad would crashing the moon into the earth be? I admit some of my former plans were...not exactly sane in terms of overkill.
>>745495
>he stands his ground, but doesn't move forward.
Easy. I too have dealt with a lot.
No.745498
File: 1456030195258.png (186.57 KB, 446x420, 223:210, return of the skunk stripe.png)
>>745492
>>745494
Roy why is your kid here and talking about my dick? You talk about my dick with your daughter?
Dude.
No.745499
>>745496
>siiiiiigh
Do I have to be Jort?
>>745497
Losing others is something but losing yourself is even worse.
No.745500
File: 1456030372203.jpg (17.23 KB, 236x546, 118:273, 994524fded288a105914865ad9….jpg)
>>745494
Hi sweetie...um...why are you not with your Auntie Canary? And does she know you came here?
>>745498
I would assume cause she just punched you in it. It's her go to lately.
>turns to her
Which she is most certainly going to apologize for
And I don't talk about your...boy spot...with her. She probably overheard me
No.745501
>>745495
Good girl.
>looks at her watch
It's technically your day off, you've earned it.
>>745497
The moon is occupied by a fiercely protective psychic cyborg these days, and his entire nation.
That's the thing with you types, there's never any pragmatism.
No.745502
>>745499
Yes.
At least for a week.
Now do me proud, Jort! Outer Heaven rides with you!
No.745503
>>745500
I reiterate my second point's first half then: you talk about my dick?
...And she got away from Black Canary? She must be slipping. Badly.
You might need a new sitter, my man.
No.745504
>>745497
I am not here to play into the delusions of the ill.
>>745501
I said I would spend it with you.
No.745505
File: 1456030751916.png (707.96 KB, 845x553, 845:553, young_justice___bread_hood….png)
>>745500
I misseded you. So I sneaky sneak.
>>745503
Sowwy I punched your boy spot uncle Jaybird
>pulls out a pb sandwich
Want one a my sammiches?
No.745506
>>745499
Perhaps. But I have gone too far. Trying to retrace those steps would merely be losing what I am now.
>>745501
Sadly the people I deal with cannot be dealt with such common logic. But a Lunar nation? how intriguing.
>>745504
Ill? I'l pretend I didn't hear that.
Regardless I must leave again. Enjoy the world while it's still up.
No.745507
>>745505
Sweetie. I misseded you too. But we went over this, Daddy would worry too much if you came to work with him.
>>745503
She is Jade's daughter
No.745508
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>>745504
Not what I was referring to.
>but I'll enjoy the compliment anyway
Boris, how's it going locating a suit for me.
>Not good, Kapitan. All we could find in storage was your suit from LA in '84.
>>745506
>spinning the Stechkin
I'll give him a week.
No.745509
>>745502
Alright, alright. But if you call me Jort outside of Outer Heaven I will be so mad.
So mad I might...well I don't know.
>>745506
But would that be a bad thing?
No.745510
File: 1456031129823.png (415.61 KB, 500x508, 125:127, tumblr_nzrecipKXY1ulpjkco1….png)
>>745509
We have a whole world to reclaim, Jort.
We took back what was ours, you'll get your name back just like everything else.
A new age is coming.
Old men...running the world.
No.745511
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>>745505
>bawwww
Jus' don't do it again if you can help it, Li.
>note to self: never take cup off
>>745507
True. Still. Need someone with sharper eyes.
No.745512
>>745508
Eh? You will swim with me?
No.745513
>>745512
>tfw no Olympics
>tfw some bullshit
I have to keep in shape somehow.
>scruffs the mini
I think we're just about finished here.
>strolls off
No.745514
File: 1456031640922.jpg (136.92 KB, 458x600, 229:300, This'd be easier to follow….jpg)
>>745510
>note to self ask Snake if Miller was always like this
Uhhh right. Whatever you say, Master Miller.
We'll get it all back.
No.745515
>>745513
Hey-wait-
>scruffed and carried away
No.745516
>>745511
I won't
>leans in
>whispers
Unless you treten my Daddy
>>745507
I'm sowwy Daddy
>big yawn
No.745517
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>>745514
Jort, do you ever just...look at the sunset?
No.745518
>>745511
I have been working on building her a transporter that'll beam her to the island of she sneaks out
Oh god....now I'm consumed with the realization that she'll be a teen one day...
>>745516
Aww. I love you peanut.
>scoops her up
But it is so far past bed time. Just this once Daddy'll let you sleep in his not home bed
Also, please don't tell your friends about how you took down uncle Jaybird.
You've bruised enough of his ego already.
No.745519
>>745516
>damn kids
Yeah yeah...
>couch a go-go
Least Rev ain't here to capitalize on this.
No.745520
>>745517
>god that fucking name
>augh
>I am no Jort
Sometimes...yeah.
Beautiful, isn't it?
No.745521
File: 1456031995717.jpg (17.17 KB, 400x412, 100:103, 5045a89aab33596b213e7a5570….jpg)
>>745518
Ain't just my ego she bruised.
>
See this is why I'm glad I actually can't have kids. I mean, it kinda sucks but then again I'm gonna live forever anyways so I don't need any.
No.745522
>>745520
>'avin a giggle m8
Make sure you're there for the viewing, Jort.
>Miller awaaaaay
No.745523
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>>745521
>comes back from putting Lian down
I'm sure you'll adot some runaway again someday
No.745525
>>745522
>[screams internally]
>[jorts externally]
You got it, Master Miller.
I'll...I'll be there.
No.745526
>>745524
When you had the Red Rocket helmet and took on that girl who got her faced all jacked up
No.745527
>>745526
Oh. Scarlet.
...Shit, what happened to'er.
No.745528
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>>745527
I think Dick and Damian rescued her from you.
No.745529
>>745528
Nah. We got away. Then the whole Convergence thing happened.
...She's probably better off.
No.745530
>>745529
Seems like I'm the only one who can really handle your dumb ass.
No.745531
>>745530
Don't you remember? You fucked off too. I had to disguise myself to save your dumb ass.
No.745532
>>745531
Yeah, but I didn't fuck off because of you.
I fucked off because of me.
No.745533
>>745532
Semantics.
Maybe I'm just bad luck.
No.745534
>>745533
Since I've started hanging out with you, I've had less bullets fly at me.
More ninja swords and magic blasts shot at my head, but less bullets.
So...I'd say you aren't totally bad luck
No.745535
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>>745534
Pff. Man at least the magic ninja stuff is behind us right now.
No.745536
File: 1456033936670.jpg (132.15 KB, 500x667, 500:667, tumblr_n23vtsU0nH1tpv91ro1….jpg)
>>745535
Thank god.
You kept those magic swords though right? Those things were dope.
No.745537
>>745536
Course I kept'em.
No.745538
>>745537
That's good. Sets you apart from Revy. If you both just used nothing but guns it would be like having Deadshot and Deathstroke on one team. Redundant
No.745539
>>745538
Guess I can use my razor batarangs more often too.
No.745540
>>745539
Exactly! Gotta show off them skills
No.745541
>>745540
Speakin' of, you seen Rev? I sat her through Robin training last night.
No.745542
>>745541
Nope.
Isn't Robin training pretty much just crack jokes until Batman says Shush?
No.745543
>>745542
If by "says shush" you mean "ties you upside-down to a stalactite with a bat-attracting sonic beacon in your undies" then yeah.
Bruce was... fucked up.
She should be exhausted.
No.745544
>>745543
You think that maybe he did that because the jokes you made were agressively unfunny?
No.745545
>>745544
Hey. Dead parents jokes are all I know.
No.745546
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>>745545
Yes I'm aware. You text me them daily.
>
anyways, I should probably hit the hay. Otherwise I'm going to wake up with crayons in my nose and ears again.
Night bro.
>heads to bed
No.745547
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>>745546
Yeah... night. Gonna do some exercises and head out too.
>push-ups go here
No.745548
>setting up targets outside
I can't aim, she says.
>bang
No.745550
>>745549
>eyes on my back
>slightest turn of the head to get a peek
No.745551
>>745550
>don't mind the sad man
>just watchin'
>waiting
No.745552
>>745551
>already caught
>no use in the maid act
>
>targets: exploded
No.745553
>>745552
>pulling her arm to work with the recoil
>not as good as with a revolver, but adequate
>fiddling with the Contender
No.745554
>>745553
>hearing Contender's breech open
>turns around
>staring right at it
An antique... I once knew someone with a taste for a flintlock rifle, even now.
No.745555
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>>745554
>shakk
>puts a finger to his lips
>tosses a glass orb up
>bang
>magic mercury inside the orb twists in on itself until it evaporates
No.745556
>>745555
>blink
>still pretty much entirely unaware of magic other than Cu's runes
Ferrofluid?
No.745557
>>745556
You can't solve everything with guns.
Just the things on the surface.
>ejects the big shiny shell casing
>points to the orb stuck in the swamp muck
>pristine except for the .223 sized hole
No.745558
>>745557
I do not solve everything with guns.
>watching the orb
>visibly confused
No entiendo.
No.745559
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>>745558
No one practices something unless they want to get good at it.
But-
>points to the field
>new set of targets set up
I never know what to suggest to take the target down instead.
No.745560
>>745559
I have been told my aim is not very good. I have someone to protect, so I will improve.
>Lake go
And when the guns are not enough, I will just have to be.
No.745561
File: 1456040963563.jpg (192.14 KB, 850x1202, 425:601, sample-9be9850cb27e3e2c9d5….jpg)
>Walks in and throws her book bag on the couch
>!
>FREEZES IN DISBELIEF
No.745562
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>>745560
You think you can protect someone with a gun?
>genuinely asking
>>745561
>?
>my magus senses are tingling
No.745563
>>745562
Yes. Just like knights used escudos y espadas to protect their lords, I will use guns and my body if I have to.
No.745564
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>In the bathroom, shower running and filling the room with fog
>Char stares at his new body in the mirror
>Questioning what price he is really paying for disposability
>ELO playing on his phone with the last of its battery life
No.745565
File: 1456041362765.jpg (233.61 KB, 500x667, 500:667, d8b9ea4279f4ddab2af53e32c5….jpg)
>>745562
>Holy shit.. Archer is going to flip
No.745566
File: 1456041457278.gif (1016.88 KB, 500x280, 25:14, tumblr_m7vk6jyzBW1qbephpo1….gif)
>>745563
A hero of justice.
>
Do lords deserve to be protected.
Or are they just the hand that points the gun.
>>745564
>uh
>>745565
>she looks
>vaaaaaaaaaguely familiar
>wait
>those Seals
No.745567
>>745564
That shower has been going on for quite some time... I hope there is hot water left for later.
>>745565
It is impolite to stare, miss.
>>745566
Justicia... I do not believe I am a hero. Just a maid. As a servant of my mistress, it is my duty to protect her.
...To me, she is both. Miss Bala is my everything.
No.745568
No.745569
File: 1456041636630.jpg (143.21 KB, 850x1322, 425:661, sample-c57724b6800a904f148….jpg)
>>745566
>He probably doesn't recognize me now that I've grown up..
>Watching vigilantly
>I dunno how I should feel about this..
>Takes a seat on the couch
>Texting Archer: Hey, so you should stay home tonight..
No.745570
>>745567
I see.
>snaps the Contender's breech back again
Weapons that think...
>
Do you think you can save her.
>>745569
>those
>look like
>Tokiomi's
>but why is he a little girl
>???
No.745571
>>745570
I believe I can stop her from destroying herself. Whether or not she can be salvado is her choice. I will give it my all regardless.
No.745572
>>745567
I'm not staring. I'm just watching.
>>745570
>Keeps looking
Yes they're command seals.
No.745573
>>745571
...
...
>
>>745572
>lemme just bask in this euphoria a little longer
>ok do I shoot her in the face or what
Tokiomi?
No.745574
>>745572
Son la misma cosa.
...
>flips through some notecards
They are the same thing.
>>745573
>he looks satisfied
>sigh of relief
You look very tired, sir. Would you like some yerba mate?
No.745575
>>745573
>If he strikes.. he won't strike. But in case I could sort of, blow him away with a wind spell..
My father yes.
>>745574
It doesn't matter to me.
>Looks your way
>I wonder what happened to the dog maid..
Evening, maid.
No.745576
>>745574
Oh...if it's no trouble.
>I miss my daughter I basically killed
>>745575
>Origin Rounds are bullets
>and make magic things twist until they explode
>so no
>but he won't
Oh, he had a daughter?
I didn't know.
No.745577
>>745575
Then why would you specify to begin with? Que gasto de tiempo...
My name is Fabiola. Please call me that instead.
>>745576
>just kinda produces some from inside her jacket sleeve
>silver chuparon
It is very sweet. Be sure to use this-
>tugs on the chuparon
Mate is very thick and mostly herbs, the chuparon will filter the drinkable parts out for you.
No.745578
>Dries off and stops brooding
>New body is full of youth and slightly better hardware
>Also - no buffalo nickle stuck up this one's nose!
>Deep breath with no metaly aftertaste!
>Gets dressed and goes to find something to drink
No.745579
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>>745576
>She's just as powerful buddy, but she's not the one to strike without reason.
Rin Tohsaka, and you're Emiya. Let's be amicable, I don't wish to run into a fight.
>Pulls out her sack of jeweles, and places them aside and in view
>>745577
Fabiola.
>Nods
Rin Tohsaka. Rin is fine.
No.745580
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>>745577
>?
>slows down that shit with Double Accel
>oh wow she actually had ready made tea in her sleeve
...Thank you.
>completely deflated from earlier
>>745578
I recommend the tea, it's very good.
>>745579
>topcluck
>???
I don't do that anymore.
>...
Shirou.
No.745581
>>745578
Mister Char, how are you... alive? I saw you explode.
>>745579
Japanese...
>reminded of Rock
>only mildly saddened
>fucking piece of shit Rock reeeeeee
Rin is easy to remember.
>>745580
It is my pleasure, mister Emiya.
Rin said your name. I hope you do not mind.
No.745582
>>745580
>Pours some
Good idea. Don't mind if I do!
>siiiip
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No.745583
File: 1456043397159.jpg (607.64 KB, 744x1052, 186:263, 6105dad5d4b1e27505038f6e39….jpg)
>>745580
Yes, what about Shirou.
>Do I tell him or not..
>>745581
Yes I'm Japanese. Youre.. Puerto Rican?
>Doesn't really matter.
Nice... uh..
.. nice gun.
No.745584
>>745581
Please, call me Kiritsugu.
>genocide's internally
I hope you don't mind my being Japanese.
I could see you tense up.
>>745582
>what a silly outfit
>it's so harmless
>happy Kiri
It's been a while since I've had any this good.
>>745583
...Nothing.
>tfw BAD DAD
No.745585
>>745583
...Gun?
>all her guns are away and there's no magecraft to detect primitive weapons
>
I am Venezuelan.
>>745584
I am sorry. My former young master was strung along a deadly game of Cambodian Roulette because of a Japanese... I do not mind it.
Kiri...tsugu.
>guh
>scribbling it down on a notecard
Is there a shorter name...?
No.745586
>>745581
Yeah sorry I don't know what came over me... heh...
I have means to cheat death, as you can see...
>>745584
Ahhh yeah this is the good shit.
No.745587
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>>745584
>Was that a faint smile?
>I think he smiled..
Go ahead. You're his father anyways, but I won't allow you to hurt him. Not like everyone else..
>>745585
There's no point in hiding it.
>looks at Emiya
Friend of yours?
No.745588
>>745585
I've never had another name before.
>except that one but we don't talk about it
Kiri will do.
>serene
I'm sorry for your trouble, Fabiola. But you tried your best.
Didn't you.
>>745586
Cheat death?
>>745587
>why would you do that
There's no one that can hurt him more than I already have.
>...
I should go.
No.745589
>>745586
You scared me very much. Does that... happen often?
I need to know if I should be getting used to it.
>>745587
You are a very nosy one, Rin. I advise you not stick your nose where it does not belong.
>
I would like to believe so.
>>745588
Always. I believe that in this gray world, it is too easy to do your worst, so I do my best instead.
The path of thorns tends to be most rewarding for others.
>
You believe the same, yes?
>!
Please, do not go. I just met you, won't you sit for a little while?
No.745590
>>745588
.. Yeah.
>Knocks on his helmet
I've got a strict backup regiment.
A real Deus ex Machina.
I exploded earlier because I offended a Yautja and it was either him or me and I don't go nuclear.
No.745591
>>745589
Heh - not often if I can help it... the random exploding anyway.
But yeah - if you see me die horribly just know I've got like 8 extra lives left like a cat, okay?
No.745592
File: 1456044297447.jpg (190.95 KB, 850x1202, 425:601, sample-a26fa9fcc80c6d0464d….jpg)
>>745588
>!
>Oh hell, really?
No, stay. I just, I just don't know if I can fully trust you around him..''
>Do I have to do this.. yes, yes I do.
>..
>..
>Musters to draw out the next words.
T-tea?
>>745589
>Smiles
You should follow you're own advice. I could handle myself just fine. I've seen things you couldn't even begin to believe
No.745593
>Windows startup noises go here
No.745594
>>745589
It wouldn't be the best idea.
>I am sad
>I am sad
I'm not sure what to believe. It's all a process; life.
>stands up
Thank you for the tea, and the hospitality.
>>745590
You killed yourself instead of hurting someone...?
That makes me feel better about some things, sorry for making your tragedy personal.
>>745592
>shakes his head
>hand on Rin's shoulder
It wasn't me.
>Time Alter: Triple Accel
>gonezos
No.745595
>>745591
>back to the notebook
>"Mister Char: is a cat"
Got it.
>>745592
You make that sound like a rare thing.
>stone cold eyes
It seems everyone who comes here has seen the unbelievable. So much so that the phrase, no tiene sentido. It has no meaning.
>>745594
Ah-
>holding the empty gourd of mate
At least he gave it back.
No.745596
>>745594
Oh... n..no worries...
>>745595
>:3
No.745597
>>745594
I know it wasn't you..
>Damn it hes gone.
>Sigh
Until soon Kiritsugu..
>>745595
There are some interesting characters. Like that man, he is one of them. That same man is also my future father in law.
>Insert dramatic Novela noises here.
No.745598
>>745596
Ah! It even wears your mask!
>>745597
If that is true then your relationship will be rocky. You do not think before you speak, do you?
You hurt his feelings with your baseless accusations and he left as a result.
That is the mark of the wealthy and spoiled. It is not a good thing.
I advise you to work on it.
No.745599
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>>745598
I honestly couldn't care less of what you believe to be righteous, and especially not from a maid. You haven't the least bit of a clue what you speak of and less of an idea of who that man has done. Do not tell me of thinking when you yourself can't follow it child. You're advances will get you know where with me.
No.745600
>>745599
Wow, I speak Spanish and my English is still better than yours.
>blink
That is a lot of hot air, do you have eyes?
>when did she get behind Rin
>holding her left eyelid open with two fingers and waving her right hand in front of her face
Helloooooo in there? Did you not see the way mister Kiri reacted? Or is your head so far up your culo that you just don't get why anyone would get upset with you.
No.745601
>>745598
>It's a doodle in her notebook!
>>745599
>Plops down on the couch across from her with a drink
So - do you know anything about the girl with the spooky eye?
No.745602
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>>745600
If that was true, then you woud of understood that I dont care. If you don't enjoy it, then nobody is forcing you to stay nor speak to me. Go pester someone else maid.
>>745601
I beg your pardon?
>Spooky eye.. oh her..
>Frowns
You are talking about Kurumi Tokisaki. She's certifiably psychotic and sociopathic. Careful wit her, she plays the role of an innocent girl, but she is far from fragile.
No.745603
>>745601
>eeeeeee
>still childishly excited
>lets go of Rin's face
Clock eye? But then how would that person see the time?
It sounds inconvenient.
>>745602
>already elsewhere
Eh? You certainly are a bothersome hooligan.
I can only feel bad for mister Emiya for having to put up with you. At least I am under no obligation to. You'd be thoroughly spanked by now.
No.745604
Ahhh, the smell of verbal lashings. How I adore them. Such fun can be put into a play with just the right oratory jousting!
>>745602
You need to work on yours however. It's as limp as the wilt of a drowned rose.
No.745605
>>745602
>so-cio-pathic
>Writing that down in his little black book
Annnd that's why I ask. Thank you!!!
>>745603
I'm not sure either...
I knew another girl once that could see time...
But she didn't have a clock eye...
>shakes his head
She had a mole on her forehead.
I think it was her third eye.
No.745606
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>>745603
>Spanked.. this girl.
I'm not here to impress anyone.
>Reading her spell book
>>745604
>Wat
>a
>t
>>745605
Also, she controls time. You can say she plays with her food before she eats it..
No.745607
>>745606
You look confused, is there something on my face that isn't handsome wit? I was drawn by beautiful systematic destruction of argumentation. You're not very good at debating are you?
>scribbling in a book
Perhaps a side character... too many damning qualities for anything more major. What a disappointment, this story will never conclude without a protagonist.
No.745608
>>745606
>controls time
Hmm. Interesting...
That seems incredibly useful.
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No.745609
>>745606
So family is unimportant to you Japanese... I see. How horrid! He did nothing to you!
>>745605
Eyes for days?
No.745610
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>>745607
>..
>Is everyone trying to be annoying today?
I really dont have the time nor the patience today.
>>745608
She's not someone you want to be around. Exercise extreme caution with her, she's also immortal, or something of the sort.They've tried killing her many times, she just comes back.
>>745609
>So family is unimportant.
>Smiles
You really need to get to know your friends better if your arguing about Emiya and the meaning family in the same argument.
No.745611
>>745609
Heh... you could say that.
She had the prettiest green eyes... But she could see a persons past, soul, and future. She could see time itself.
No.745612
>>745610
>"Exercise extreme caution"
>Spacenoid grin
Maybe I like to live dangerously...
No.745613
>>745610
Shush, you. I'm scanning.
>
Well... you're not entirely irredeemable. You wouldn't happen to know a more suitable person for the protagonist of the greatest story ever written, would you?
And know that I am a Caster, I will extricate an answer no matter how much you deflect or refuse!
No.745614
>>745610
His smile spoke more volumes than you do with your hot air.
I know that smile. It was the same as the head maid who took me in. A life of bloodshed and pain for ideals.
You thoroughly disgust me for acting as if that's something to mock.
Do not speak to me further, your words are venomous bile.
>>745611
See... time. I have seen many things but even the most extravagant ghosts don't compare to that.
No.745615
>>745612
>Men..
Your funeral.
>>745613
>I don't have the energy for this.
>Smiles
Actually I do. There's a little blonde girl, names Mordred. She would be absolutely perfect.
>Suck it Mordred
>>745614
Next time you see him.. ask him of his family. Of his late wife and the daughter he left.
>Waves you off
No.745616
>>745615
>Exploded earlier and is looking to break in his new clone body
Something like that.
No.745617
>>745615
Hmm... bastard child of King Arthur... but I already cast Arthur and Lancelot for the big tragic battle to the death at the end, Mordred would just be a less exciting reprise.
Is that the only one you know?
No.745618
>>745616
Char. It has been some time hasn't it?
No.745619
>>745618
Ah, War Princess- it has! How are ya?
No.745620
>>745615
>I'll take Stuff Rin Tohsaka Would Never Know for 500, Alex
>not even Emiya or Ilya would know what happened to Irisveil
...
>shakes her head in disgust
No.745621
>shoves Archer inside
Deal with your honeybun. All the trouble she's stirring's ruining my nap time.
>"Nap time? Just how old are you?"
Shut up and deal with her or you'll have another pointy red thing to deal with.
No.745622
>>745620
>It's pretty well known that given UBW, Emiya skipped out on Ilya- everyone know that, including Archer and Rin.
>What's that word you all like to use? Oh yea, multiverse haha xD
>good she got the hint.
>>745617
Let me get back to you on that. Is there a specific set of qualities you seek?
>>745621
Hey boys.
>Pats Lancer on the shoulder as she reaches in to kiss Archer
No.745623
>>745619
Well you know you know, being a siren has its ups. What you drinking there darling?
No.745624
>>745622
Ah, yes.
>opens his book up
You see, my compatriot and I are doing a rendition of a Holy Grail War. We're looking for a Servant from each class and their Masters. Sir Arthur was so kind to recommend Lancelot to me. As such we have our Saber and our Berserker!
Alas, as the playwright, I can't participate as Caster. It's a shame, but I'll bear it.
No.745625
>>745623
Bourbon
Want some?
No.745626
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>>745622
>returns the kiss
If I didn't know any better I would think you enjoyed stirring the pot like this.
No.745627
>>745621
I am sorry to have disturbed you, mister Lancer. I should go.
No.745628
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>>745622
Can't you be quiet and dignified like a normal girl?
>>745627
Huh? You didn't do shit, Tiny. What are you on about?
No.745629
>>745616
She.. I guess you'll find out. For your sake, don't trust her. She's a wolf in sheep's clothing.
>>745624
Well I believe Lancer would be a great protagonist- although he has a tendency to be forced to suicide.. it can serve as both tragic and climactic for your story.
>poor Lancer class
>What's his name?
Pardon, your name?
>>745626
Its- it's cause we have a visitor..
>Do I tell him or not..
>Worried Rin is Worried
No.745631
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>>745628
You know, I liked you once.. now you're just rude to me every chance you get.
No.745632
>>745629
...
...
...
HAHAHAHAHA! Tragedy is wonderful!! You certainly have a writer's soul for the heart-wrenching, young Master. My name, however, is a secret. Unless you best me at my own game of quotes!
No.745633
>>745625
With you? But of course I will. Please, just Southern is fine, this Princess business is awfully played out.
No.745634
No.745635
>>745628
All the yelling was my fault... I was upset that that girl would treat mister Kiritsugu so badly.
No.745636
>>745629
>Has a bit of a thing for the crazy ones despite what he'd like to believe
I'll keep that in mind...
>>745633
>Pours her a glass
Got it.
So - what all does being a siren entail?
No.745637
>>745631
Archer and I had to swap roles for ya. Someone's gotta keep you on your toes.
>ruffles her hair
>>745635
Normally I'd tell you to answer that with fists, not words but it's a special case with Tohsaka.
No.745638
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>>745630
Perhaps you should take a seat.
>Pats next to her
>>745632
Well until then, I suppose Caster will have to do. Lancer is that blue pompous jerk over there. He can be endearing at times.
>>745635
>Glares
>You idiot. You had to say that name.
>>745636
I'm sure you two will have a blast..
>>745637
Yes, but you.. H-HEY! It took me forever to.. ugh. Damn it.
No.745639
>>745637
I only want to hurt people if miss Bala tells me to, or if they are trying to hurt me.
>
Miss Bala is very impressed with what you did for me. I could already throw grown men like dolls but lately people have been getting much stronger.
Thank you for helping me keep up.
No.745640
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>>745638
>use your head Rin
>he's a playwright
>he loves tragedies
>and he has an English accent
>he really could only be Shakespeare
Very well! Do you accept my challenge, little Master?
No.745641
>>745636
Sirens are woman who lure sailors go there deaths in Greek mythology, seems suiting does it not for Abyssals to be modern day Sirens?
No.745642
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>>745638
>still standing
I don't like that look on your face. It's best if you told me now.
No.745643
>>745638
Now stop looking so sour, yeah?
>>745639
She's impressed? Well that's a new one.
No.745644
>>745641
>Blinks
sure!
....
>Airhead moment
So, um. What's an Abyssal?
No.745645
>>745643
Ah...! Do not tell her I said that!
No.745646
No.745647
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>>745640
I accept, but can this wait for another day? I have to speak to my Fiancé about something pressing.
>>745642
Archer I said sit.
>Still ears the pants in this relationship motha fucka ;)
>>745643
>Dick
You should meet Caster, he needs a protagonist with a tragedy complex.
No.745648
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>>745647
>you don't put pants on your ears
>reluctantly sits
Hurry up, I'm beginning to worry about the state of the mansion.
No.745649
>>745645
Oh come on, don't you like to see her shaken up?
>>745647
Ah, I've angered the red demon, looks like it's the doghouse for me.
No.745650
>>745638
>Has only dated hero-type leading ladies to this point
>A fellow villain like himself might be a nice change of pace
Maybe...
No.745651
>>745647
Nay, I say! Time is of the essence. For the play at least, my identity is unimportant.
I only have three more days to pick up five other Servants and their Masters, develop a script and have it ready!
On that note, I must away on my search before too much time is drained!
>spiritmodes away in a hurry
No.745652
>>745644
>Sigh
I'm Abyssal, Char.. I thought you knew
No.745653
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>>745649
Then she squeezes my cheeks and sits on my face. It is uncomfortable.
>but it smells nice
>mm, bacon
No.745654
>>745652
...Well, yeah... but... like... what is that...?
>Stupid grin and a shrug
...like a zombie ship spirit?
>Takes off his helmet and scratches his head
No.745655
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>>745648
>Lol stupid autocorrect
The mansion is fine, and I promise you the kitchen is in a pristine state.
>Hands on your lap
So, your father. He is alive and was here.
>>745649
Isn't that what you call me these days? I'm not mad, I'm just concerned is all.
>>745650
By blast I mean she's probably going to shoot you with her magic guns..
>>745651
Farewell..
>Well, he is certainly more kind then the rest of the casters I've met thus far.
No.745656
>>745653
>double spit-take
Sits on your face?!
>>745655
You're concerned over me? I ain't so hopeless i need a little one watching over me.
>carefree grin
No.745657
>>745654
Well, that may be more accurate except we aren't zombies.
>Sip
So you looking to die huh?
No.745658
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>>745655
That man Kiritsugu? I thought he was dead.
No.745659
>>745656
Please do not tell her! Ahh, this was not supposed to be said out loud!
No.745660
>>745655
Oh.
>Frown
>>745657
Maybe. New body's still under the 30 day warranty. Anything happens and I get a new one free!
No.745661
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>>745656
Not of you! Ugh, nevermind. Its like talking to a wall with you.
>>745658
Many people die and come back to life here.. why should that surprise you? We saw Kotomine several weeks ago, now we have Kiritsugu.
No.745662
>>745660
Must be nice to have that luxury. What brings you back around these parts here?
No.745663
>>745659
It's too late, Tiny. The damage is done. I'll be sure to keep your involvement out of it, don't you worry~
>>745661
>blows a kiss
No.745664
>>745662
Gravity I guess.
Boredom mostly, I suppose.
Space gets boring when everything's in working order.
No.745665
>>745663
She will know!
>AAAAAA
I will do anything, please just keep quiet!
No.745666
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>>745663
Gross! I'm not one of your sleazy pick ups. I might catch something by just you doing that.
No.745667
>>745664
Well that's good, it means you have time for yourself and to travel. Ever since I stepped down as flagship I've been able to do all sorts of things.
>Sip
Good lord that was stronger then I thought
>Cough cough
No.745668
>>745661
Hmm. That doesn't make me feel any better though. Why, were you thinking of inviting him?
No.745669
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>>745668
I wasnt, I wanted to talk to you about it first and get your thoughts on it. I just don't want you to do anything crass..
No.745670
>>745665
The path of a red branch knight is full of trials and trepidations. This is just another one of those.
>>745666
Disease free, honey. Don't worry I prefer a little more...
>draws an hourglass in the air
on my women.
No.745671
>>745669
I'm not as strong-headed as you are, you don't have to worry. If possible, I'd prefer to stay away from him. He shouldn't have to see his dream crushed like this.
No.745672
>>745667
Heh, you alright there?
I guess you're right. I just don't know what to do with the time yet.
So what've you been up to since you stepped down?
No.745673
>>745670
If I can't dissuade you, I at least have to make an effort to stop you.
>firm nod
You will indulge me, yes?
No.745674
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>>745670
>Hey I'm plenty curvy! Im no Scáthach, but Im also no Mordered!
And undead apparently.
>>745671
Very well, I'll do as you please. He seemed melancholy still. I'm uncertain what dream it is you speak about.
>Digging around her purse
>Pulls out a strawberry and cheese danish for you
No.745675
>>745673
Oho, what's this now?
>>745674
Hope you're not talking about Teach there. I mean just look at that sister of yours. Fine choice she's gonna grow up to be.
No.745676
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>>745674
A hero of justice, my dear. I'm sure you're familiar with it.
>takes a bite out of the danish
Not bad.
>tastes it a little more
Could use a bit of cream.
No.745677
>>745675
>
If you are going to embarrass my beloved mistress, you will have to go through me.
>she's going for a low stance
As a knight you are honorbound not to run from a fight!
No.745678
>>745672
It went down the wrong tube.
>Clearing her throat
Agreed that beings like us who know nothing outside of the service can fall into confusion on what to do when we are released from our posts. I've taken up alot of tanning.
>Skin still pale
I didn't say it was successful.
No.745679
>>745675
Hey you leave Sakura out of this! You will not sexualize my sister!
>>745676
Oh yes, that. Okay, I will stay away from him.
>Pulls out one for herself
I didn't make it, Sakura did. Hey and tell him to stop it!
No.745680
>>745678
Heh, cute
>siip
So, what were the Abyssals fighting for anyway?
No.745681
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>>745677
Oi, oi. You're nowhere near Bala right now, you sure about this? Getting cocky's not like you.
>>745679
I'm not doing any sexualising. She's the one running around with those huge honkers.
No.745682
>>745681
It will not be a fight to the death, I have no need for la fuerza para proteger that you gave me.
I will face you, as I am.
No.745683
>>745679
Well it's true what they say then. Sakura is better at western cooking than I am.
>>745681
>glances over
If you don't cut it out I'm making tomorrow a living hell for you.
No.745684
>>745680
Oh you know, control of the seas. I have since washed my hands of that issue.
No.745685
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>>745681
I will gandr you inbetween your legs so it won't work for a week! Give me the reason to do it! Say one more thing about my sister! I dare you!
>>745683
Well she learned from you silly. She's a great cook. I sure hope she comes soon.
>glaring at Lancer
No.745686
>>745682
I was thinking about using rune magic, but your honesty's really striking something up in me. I'm allowed a good old whacking stick, yeah?
>>745683
Keh. Fine. You're really limiting my material here.
>>745685
Naaah, I've lost interest. I'm sure there's less... protected prey somewhere else.
No.745687
>>745684
Ah.
>Stupid question:
Are.. the sea your homeland?
No.745688
>>745685
You would really want to bring her to a place like this? There's hungry dogs prowling.
No.745689
>>745686
A moment, please.
>opens her briefcase
>top layer taken off
>guns underneath
I need to put my guns away. I have been told you can dodge any bullet, so I should not waste the shots.
No.745690
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>>745689
Indeed, a wise choice.
>peering in
So what, you're just gonna use your fists?
No.745691
>>745690
I have shoe knives.
>clacks her heels together
>a 3 inch blade comes out of the left shoe's heel and right shoe's toe
I will be using Capoeira. It is a Brazillian martial art of dance.
No.745692
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>>745686
You need counseling Lancer, you really do.
>>745688
She is still a very powerful mage. Plus
>Leans in and whispers
Truth is, although his actions can be questionable, Lancer's heart is always in the right place. Maybe it would be nice for them to create a contract. I dunno, just saying.
No.745693
>>745691
>
So you want me to play a tune for you or what?
>tilts his head
Come have a go then, if you think you're hard enough.
>>745692
What I need is a good lay.
No.745694
>>745687
Mostly the beach, I have a base of the coast somewhere in a private island.
No.745695
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>>745692
Lancer already has a Master, if I'm not mistaken. Plus, if I remember correctly, transferring the mana connection requires a fairly physically intimate ceremony.
No.745696
>>745694
Ah. Well it's understandable to want to be in control your homeland. My people fought long and hard for that same thing.
No.745697
>>745693
Eh!
>here comes Mini
>peak human speed
>and she's literally doing a Spinning Bird Kick
>leg-a-copter incoming, Cu
No.745698
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>>745693
Tramp.
>Notices the possible rumble that is about to begin
Don't kill her. Punish her, but don't seal her fate.
>>745695
>Blushes
>Memories of you know what
S-shut up Archer, don't say that sort of things, you'll give him ideas!
No.745699
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>>745697
Oh! Oh! I think I saw this in a video game!
>catches her leg and flings her across the room
Sorry, sorry. I'll get more serious now.
>>745698
That's my little student you're talking about, missy. Don't you go dissing her now.
No.745700
>>745696
We were fighting for so long, I believe we forgot what we were fighting about in the first place. Politics got in the way, and I decided I no longer wanted to be a part of it.
No.745701
>>745699
>spins
>for
>days
A video game?
>tfw poor as fuck
>never even seen a video game
>leaping straight back in with her knees
No.745702
>>745699
I was calling you a tramp, not her.
No.745703
>>745698
Who's giving who ideas now, I wonder.
>smug grin
>sets out some tea
Did you hear about what Lancer did to that little maid?
No.745704
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>>745703
>Glare
Shut it, I know that face. I don't like that face.
>Oh tea, TEA!!
>Oh das it, give her the tea.
Also no, I haven't heard.
>Sip
Always wonderful to have such a caring fiancé.
No.745705
>>745701
>I'm taking this girl to an arcade.
>sidesteps
>cracks her across the head with the back of Bolg
>>745702
That's offensive to all the hot women out there.
No.745706
>>745705
>hey Cu
>wanna see what Roberta taught her
>
>biting Bolg's shaft
No.745707
>>745704
As opposed to a butler?
>chuckles
He operated on her. Drew runes on every single one of her bones.
No.745708
>>745700
Fair enough. Politics suck
No.745709
>>745706
>...
>...
>waving Bolg like a flag
This is new.
No.745710
>>745705
>Winces at the nasty hit you gave the maid
This. This is exactly why you can't ever find a decent girlfriend.
>>745707
Ojn in the same.
>Tea Tohsaka is happy Tohsaka.
Operated? What the hell does that mean? He's not a surgeon..
No.745711
>>745709
>releases with her teeth
>twirling around Bolg with her hands
Let us say that you are not the first one to teach me to do things normal people would not.
Our head maid was something else. I learned very much, no matter how painful it was!
>and that's why all of her bones were already broken before Cu even got to rune-ing them up
>she's trying to kick dogeLancer in the head using the spinning for momentum
No.745712
No.745713
>>745710
Excuse you. Kitten's...
>frowns
Nice enough.
>>745711
>clocks one to the head
>rage at 30%
>keep it cool Cu
>keep it cool
>swings Bolg into a wall at full speed
No.745714
>>745713
>WHAMMU
Ghh...!
>stunned meido
No.745715
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>>745710
You forget that he is a master of magic, taught by someone that could be considered a god in her own right.
>sip with a smile
You should have seen the state of the maid. Out of commission for days. Not that I can blame her. Screaming like that takes a toll on the body.
No.745716
>>745708
Yes, yes they do. I'm a shoot first ask questions later kind of gal.
No.745717
>>745714
>rage at 50%
>pulls back Bolg and goes in for a lunging stab
>!!!
>stops the spear an inch off her heart
>...
>de-materialises Bolg
My bad. You alright there, Fabi?
No.745719
>>745716
>He finishes his drink
Well I should be getting to bed.
It was nice seeing you again, Southern.
Don't be a stranger
No.745720
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>>745713
Are you letting her beat you!?
>>745715
Yes, his Teacher. What ever became of her? Haven't seen her face for days.
>Smiles
I wish I was there to of witnessed it. She got on my nerves earlier.
No.745721
>>745718
Ah, I overdid it again. Well I can't say I didn't see this coming. Your kick really did a number on me, I'll admit.
>pulls out a chocolate cigarette
>pops one in her mouth
>and another in his
No.745722
>>745719
I sure won't Char, you be safe out there. We will do this again soon.
No.745723
>>745721
>ragged breathing normalizing
I felt as if I was already dead. Like the spear was just common courtesy.
No.745724
>>745722
Looking forward to it
>smiles
Goodnight
No.745725
>>745720
>...
Lancer killed his Teacher months ago.
No.745726
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No.745727
>>745720
Hey. Shut up.
>>745723
The curse of Gae Bolg. You might as well have been if I had used it.
>sits down next to her
I owe you an apology, by the way.
No.745728
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>>745726
Your surprise almost looks sarcastic.
>internally proud
He killed her and inherited her position, her spear, her castle, everything. It's been putting pressure on him.
No.745729
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>>745727
You're getting old Lancer, you can't defend like you use to.
>150% Smug
>>745728
I have a good teacher.
>Oh hell, I'm praising him too much.
What compelled him to do such a thing!? What about his twin?
No.745730
>>745727
You did what I asked, what is there to apologize for?
>images pls
No.745731
>>745729
I'm getting smug? Wanna look at your darling dearest over there?
No.745733
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>>745729
I'll have to remember to put a coin in the praise jar.
>smug sipping
Cu Chulainn promised his teacher that he would kill her with Gae Bolg. It was an ending neither of them could avoid. Same applies for the other.
No.745734
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>>745731
No no, this is about you old man.
>Smug intensity intensifies
>>745733
That is so sad.. poor Cu. How did he take it?
No.745735
>>745730
Losing control in fight's kind of my thing.
>stretches
Say, wanna go to an arcade or something? I think you'll enjoy the experience.
No.745736
>>745734
Old man? You tryin' to pick a fight?
No.745737
>>745735
You are... taking me to a place?
>
No.745738
>>745734
Tears, brooding, and a lot of alcohol. He showed up drunk at our mansion once.
No.745739
>>745737
What's that face for? You're young, you gotta experience the world before you get dusty.
No.745740
>>745739
I would gladly go. Today is my day off.
>
I promised miss Bala I would spend it with her, but I can do it with you first and then spend the rest at the pool with her.
No.745741
>>745740
Pool you say...
>guhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu
No one told me anything about this.
>takes mini by the hand
Come on, I gotta visit a surplus store first. Need a new pair of binoculars
>runs out
No.745742
>>745741
It should be fuuuuuuuun!
>dragged off
No.745743
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>>745736
I'm just stating the obvious, you're losing your touch.
>>745738
That is terrible, I don't think I've ever seen him like that. Poor Lancer.
>Gets a text message: Sakura- Hey I'm on my way out. See you in an hour.
Archer, I have to go, Sakura and I are having breakfast.
>Leans in and kisses cheek
I'll see you at home k?
>Heads out