No.745744
>There was a man so cold no life was in his eyes
>He had a look so hard I'd never seen him smile
No.745746
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>laying on a huge ice pack to cooldown from fighting Cu last night
Ahhhh...
No.745747
>>745746
>Raiden.exe has started up again
What happened to you?
No.745748
>>745747
My teacher and I got carried away.
No.745749
>>745748
Well...at least you or your teach didn't lose any body parts.
...I hope.
No.745750
>>745749
I do not think we can afford that.
No.745751
>>745750
Yeah, it's hard to replace limbs when you aren't make of metal.
No.745752
No.745753
>>745751
He took me to an arcade. I have never seen one before. It was... overstimulating. But nice.
No.745754
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>>745753
Arcades still exist?!
No.745755
>>745754
Si. Not any, but si.
No.745756
>>745755
Huh.
I thought those died out with the rise of gaming from home.
Guess I was wrong.
No.745757
>>745756
They are dying, but still there.
No.745758
>>745757
The more you know.
I'd go check it out if I were more into the kinds of games.
No.745759
>>745758
I am not either, but I had... fun. A lot of fun.
No.745760
>>745759
I'm glad to her that.
So who is this teacher of yours?
No.745762
>>745761
...I have no idea who that is.
No.745763
File: 1456085937474.png (555.21 KB, 900x695, 180:139, burgerpants_by_cargorabbit….png)
>Listening to some shoegaze
Bruuuh...
No.745764
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>that guy was awful nice
>even let me have one of his flame-thingamajigs
>dunno why he kept calling me an elf, though...
No.745765
>>745764
Hmm? Heh, nice sweater, kid
No.745766
>>745765
>muffled
It's a parka, dude. Does this place serve burgers now?
No.745767
>>745766
Pretty much, MTT branched out here, even though it's totally a bad idea.
No.745768
>reading "All About Mythic Creatures"
Hrrmmm...
No.745769
>>745768
Little do they know a very mythical creature lies right under this very post. Mm, right there!
Look harder!
No.745770
>>745769
Huh?!
What was that noise?!
No.745771
>>745770
Bzzzzzzzz.
It's a 'b'!
No.745772
File: 1456090024940.jpg (18.39 KB, 400x241, 400:241, burgerpants_by_kabushi_sus….jpg)
>>745771
Better not be Seinfeld as a bee again
No.745773
>>745771
I don't get it, invisible man.
No.745774
>>745772
>>745773
The magic, the mystery... Of BEEEES.
Truly, no other mythical creature can compare!
No.745775
>>745774
Bees...I should've known.
It's always bees...
No.745776
>Predator log
>seems like a quite day
>nothing new to report
>watched storm trooper guys all day
>I know who the dishonorable TRAITORS are
>for now I keep this info to myself
No.745777
>>745776
Hey bandmate, wanna know how boring it is?
More boring than uhhh...MORE BORING THAN MY...my...my uhhhhh.
Eh I lost it.
>continues reading
No.745778
>>745777
>I'm tempted to blow myself up to forget how bad that joke was
No.745779
>>745778
It wasn't one of my best, I'll admit.
Could've done better.
No.745780
File: 1456091749778.png (873.09 KB, 1903x983, 1903:983, No honeyed words will sway….png)
>>745775
Remember! Remember the BEEES!
Doctor BEEEES, out.
No.745781
>>745779
I need you to ask the doctor human two things for me
>1. does he know why it's called the "the birds and the bees"
>2. is he a real doctor
No.745782
>>745780
I will mysterious bee man!
...now what was he talking about?
>>745781
Y'just missed 'em!
But I can tell you why it's called the birds and the bees!
No.745783
File: 1456092021393.jpg (357.72 KB, 795x334, 795:334, shouldnthismaskdothisonits….jpg)
>>745782
>go on
>I've been watching birds and bees most of today
>none of them mate together
>I feel lied to
No.745784
File: 1456092350639.jpg (17.51 KB, 236x230, 118:115, 34110b57522d6f736480ef00fd….jpg)
>>745783
You see, when a man and a woman love each other very much they get down.
Birds and bees are a metaphor for when a man "pollinates" a woman.
...really it should be called the flowers, bees, and birds.
No.745785
>>745784
>I feel like they over complicated just saying "mating"
No.745786
>>745785
Well that's not exactly good for the kids.
Y'see, kids are...kids are...well they're stupid.
They don't know what mating means.
No.745787
>>745786
>well they should!
>I was told about it when I was child
>my father said "son you better not mate with anything that's not of our kind"
>to this day I live by those rules
No.745788
>>745787
You sound like you have a wise old man.
But well here on Earth, we sidestep this subject whenever possible.
Also how often are you tempted by the women of other planets
No.745789
>>745788
>not at all
>how ever I do enjoy watching your species mate
No.745793
>>745792
>it fascinates me
>also why do two of the same gender mate?
>can they reproduce?
>I didn't think it worked that way?
No.745794
>>745793
Well whatever floats your boat.
And uhhh...no they can't reproduce. It's a very sensitive topic that.
No.745795
>>745794
>sensitive like the weak?
>freaking weak
>so dishonorable
No.745796
>>745795
Man you guys sure got some honor obsession goin' on there,
No.745797
>>745796
>I still need to find the Avatar to get unbanished
No.745798
>>745797
The James Cameron movie?!
No.745799
>>745798
>no I tried that
>dad said I got it wrong
>kinda like when I killed that guy who I though was Ryu
No.745800
File: 1456094271801.jpg (50.93 KB, 600x574, 300:287, anti_venom_speedie_by_d33a….jpg)
>>745799
Right.
I was about to say if he wanted a movie but Cameron, there are better movie choices.
So what kind of Avatar is it?
No.745801
>>745800
>I don't know
>but I'll find it
>then restore my honor
>and save China!
No.745802
>>745801
Well maybe I can help!
No.745803
Mister Lance-
>blinkblink
...What?
>pulls her jacket sleeve up
>it's been six hours
What??
No.745804
>>745803
>went back into recharge mode
No.745805
>>745804
I should let him sleep...
No.745806
>>745802
>find the Avatar or save China?
No.745807
>>745805
>slumps over
Shit...not again...
>snore
No.745808
>>745807
Ehh...
>lifts Jack's head up
>lap pillow get
No.745809
>>745806
Saving China sounds too hard.
But finding the Avatar...
No.745810
>>745809
>I must do both
>or find a boyfriend-free girl to make into a sweet heart from the ground uuuppphhhht
HOHOHOHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!
No.745811
>>745808
My sword...tool of justice...
>tossing and turning
No.745812
>>745810
>joins in on the laughter
Yeeeaaah that's a good one.
No.745813
>>745811
>
>patpat
Justicia... mister Emiya spoke of that.
He seemed so happy when we spoke, why did that girl have to ruin it...
No.745814
>>745812
>I should go to China
No.745815
>>745813
>feels the patting
Huh...Rose...?
>zz
No...Aigis? Mistral...?
>would frown
>if he had a lower lip
Nyrgh.
No.745816
File: 1456096995338.jpg (98.63 KB, 751x1063, 751:1063, My eddie what big teeth yo….jpg)
>>745814
Because you have to save it?
No.745817
>>745816
>I need to find out what the hell I'm saving it from
No.745818
File: 1456097152374.jpg (258.03 KB, 1000x744, 125:93, I know that feel whoever t….jpg)
>>745817
You don't know who or what you're saving it from?
Maybe from itself.
No.745820
>>745819
>finally wakes up
What--
Oh...it was a dream.
No.745821
>>745820
>I'M STIIIIIIIIILL
>IN A DREEEEEEEAM
>SNAKE EATERRRRRRRR
Que-
>slaps her Walkman
>it pauses
Was it a bad dream?
No.745822
>>745821
As usual.
Not as bad as usual, though. So that's...an improvement.
No.745823
>>745822
I am sorry, mister Jack. I do not know if there is anything I can do for pesadillas.
>pesadillas are nightmares
No.745824
>>745823
Nobody can. It's an on again, off again thing for me.
It got pretty nice near the end, though.
No.745826
>>745825
Somehow. But yeah. Just before I woke up.
No.745827
>>745826
I am very glad for you. Bad dreams are stressful.
I used to have them all the time.
No.745828
>>745827
Did you get over them, though?
No.745829
>>745828
Yes. When miss Bala took me with her, I no longer had to think about my past.
She is far kinder to me than young master Garcia ever was.
The head maid was too soft on him, she allowed him to grow up willful and spoiled. A common trait if that other wealthy girl is to be made an example of.
No.745830
>>745829
Good, good. Leaving your past behind is something that's not easy to do, but once you do...it feels great.
I've made much improvement in that regard, but I'm not quite done with it yet.
No.745831
>>745830
I will help if you want it.
No.745832
>>745831
You already have. I'm not sure what else I could do to finally get rid of the nightmares, but I'm positive I'll find a way.
No.745833
>>745832
I will be here if you want to talk about them with someone who understands.
No.745834
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>>745833
And I think you for that. Of course, not everything can be discussed but I have Snake and such for those other matters.
No.745835
God damn these are good Frosted Flakes.
No.745836
>>745835
Shit, we have frosted flakes?
No.745837
File: 1456101824358.png (355.27 KB, 421x548, 421:548, tumblr_mg52dbL8qt1rsr1pzo1….png)
>>745836
Nah, they're actually some knock off with double the bulk and half the product placement.
Says there's a toy inside but I'm pretty sure it's got lead paint on it.
No.745838
>>745837
It can't be that bad.
>reaches into the book
>inspects the toy closely
...that's lead paint, alright.
No.745839
>>745838
Did you just pull a toy out of a book?
Look, I'm not paying for any street performance, ok?
Especially since this isn't a street.
No.745840
>>745834
I am glad you have people for you.
>>745835
I hope you are not using the milk, it is rotten.
No.745841
File: 1456102231075.gif (969.73 KB, 410x228, 205:114, slice slice slice slice sl….gif)
>>745839
I'll show you street performance.
>throws the toy up in the air
>
>>745840
It's really nice, and I'm getting more as time goes on.
Such as you and...others.
No.745842
>>745840
Little girl I've eaten worse things for breakfast.
>Not lying
Yeah that doesn't sound as impressive when you're actually talking about breakfast food.
>>745841
Destruction of property is a street performance now?
Because I paid for that, you know.
No.745843
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>>745841
Like who?
>>745842
It doesnot have to be a competition.
No.745844
>>745842
You're telling me you didn't find this in the cabinet conveniently like how most people find things around here?
You actually went out and bought this, then brought it here of all places to eat it?
Didn't even buy any milk that's not spoiled to go with it?
Alright then.
>>745843
Well there's this one lady who seems nice.
No.745845
>>745843
>Lying.
Damn yes, not when you're gonna lose anyway.
>>745844
What? You think I went and bought milk?
Milk's a cold product, it would've spoiled by the time I brought it back here.
Duh.
Now, this cereal is most definitely 100% mine. I even got a club card at the grocery store to prove it.
No.745846
>>745844
A girl?
>>745845
>blink
>staring at LC
A talking cat...
No.745847
>>745845
May I see it?
>>745846
Yeah, what of it?
No.745848
>>745846
And a talking person too, what a shocker, right?
Any other life lessons or can I leave the lecture now.
>>745847
You don't just ask another man for his club card like that.
I didn't even get to rip the sticky glue stuff off the back yet.
No.745849
>>745847
O-oh, nothing. It is nothing.
>>745848
Shush.
>reaching into her jacket
>catnip straight from the vine
No.745850
>>745848
What if I'm part of the government?
>>745849
Wait are you thinking what I think you're thinking?
No.745851
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>>745849
Now I know what you're probably thinking.
Should I throw that to the cat.
And the answer might surprise you.
>>745850
Then I'd be disappointed you haven't been doing your job and this planet invites as many bounty hunters as it does.
Pretty sure that gives me diplomatic immunity, or at least the right to crush your head if you try anything funny.
No.745852
>>745850
Eh? What were you thinking that I was thinking of thinking?
>>745851
Itis just some silvervine.
>silverviiiiiine
There is no harm in it.
No.745853
>>745851
Well then I won't try anything funny, then.
>>745852
Uhhhh...
No.745854
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>>745852
>here comes cat
When she annoys you to death for more of that shit, don't come crying to me.
>>745853
So are you a feddie or what.
Thought you guys liked your robots bigger and not skintight.
No.745855
>>745853
Maybe what you thought and what I am thinking are not the same thoughts that you thought that I was thinking. I think.
>>745854
>eeeee
Itis okay, I grow some more.
No.745856
>>745854
It depends.
I mostly work with PMCs, though.
>>745855
Hehehe.
Yeah maybe not. Because if it was, then I don't think we'd be on the same level.
No.745857
>>745855
>Lying.
You're just saying that to get more you greedy bitch.
>Lying.
Ugh.
>>745856
That doesn't sound like you're under non-head popping jurisdiction.
But all you did was insult my cereal so I guess we're ok for now.
No.745858
>>745856
Are you calling me short?
>
>tiptoes achieves
>she is now 4'4''
>gg minimaid
>>745857
>blink
But why does the cat talk? I have no met a talking animal before. Except the birds that the green haired... girl... boy...?
>blink
The green haired one has.
No.745859
>>745857
Sorry?
>>745858
What? No, no, no.
I was just saying we probably aren't thinking the same thing. Aren't...implying the same thing.
No.745860
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>Loud music nears outside
>A crash in the swamp shakes the building
>Windows continue vibrating with the bass
No.745861
>>745860
>Kicks the door in to complete his grand entrance
No.745862
>>745858
Because it's not from this boring planet where animals don't talk and credits are goddamn worthless, just like me.
>uh
Yeah I saw it explode in a crater one time but that's it.
>>745859
Pilgrim you better not be thinking about what I think you think you're thinking about.
>>745860
What in the hell.
No.745863
>>745859
What were you implying?
>>745860
>covering her ears
>>745861
>and blown off her feet by the soundwaves
>>745862
Is everyone as rude as you where y-
>blink
>planet
Alien?
No.745864
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>745863
Oh - shit. Sorry!
>clicks the lock button on his keys and the music cuts out.
>the Zaku's monoeye flashes twice and makes a loud "chirp" sound
No.745865
>>745863
>handily catches mini on her trip through air and space
>deposits on Cat's back
>[mild protestations]
Alien.
No.745866
File: 1456105078340.jpg (95.31 KB, 1023x668, 1023:668, I do not like these Nanoma….jpg)
>>745860
What the he--
>>745861
Oh.
>>745862
I'm not thinking what you think I'm thinking, if that's what you're thinking.
>>745863
Nothing! Nothing.
No.745867
>>745864
Phew... thank you, mister Char.
>>745865
>!
>just now realizing how big LC is
But you do not look that much different.
Your head looks like a yuca but that is it.
>>745866
But I was thinking nothing! So we were thinking the same!
No.745868
>>745866
>>745867
No problem.
>Pouring a drink
What's up?
No.745870
File: 1456105382554.png (160.92 KB, 235x500, 47:100, tumblr_mh45ru6nHh1qdaocxo5….png)
>>745866
Probably for the best.
I'm not in the head smashing mood anyway, it'd get all over my cereal.
>>745867
Yeah, because a primate based higher lifeform is that far out of the question. Terra didn't patent that system, you know.
I mean I know a few planets that did but I think it was all settled out of court.
No.745871
>>745867
Really? Well looks like this was all for nothing.
>awkward laughter
>>745868
>>745869
Nothing much, it seems.
>>745870
And my head is pretty vital. It's the only organic part that's left.
No.745872
>>745868
Today was my day off so mister Lancer took me to an arcade and miss Bala took me to the pool.
It was nice.
>>745870
I do not know what you mean.
>Earf's spess travel is dead in the water
>>745871
Exactamente.
>[LAUGH TRACK]
???
No.745873
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>>745871
So you're an inverse Robot IV.
I don't know if that's supposed to make me as pissed off as it does but I think I'll just stew for a little bit and then go punch things.
>>745872
Ok you guys know how those big lights up in the sky aren't like, holes in some big felt sheet, right? I need to know how much I'm working with here, this isn't even kindergarten shit.
No.745874
>>745872
Sounds like a good time.
>>745871
Lame....
You know what today needs?
Tacos.
No.745875
>>745872
Ignore it and it'll go away.
>>745873
I'm sorry I upset you by accident?
>>745874
Tacos, you say?
No.745876
>>745873
...I have no formal education. All I know is how to read and write.
>>745874
I will have the place cleaned by morning.
>>745875
O-okay...
No.745877
>>745875
Tacos!!!
>Begins cooking
>>745876
'Ey don't worry about it. It's your day off, right?
No.745878
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>>745875
I'm sensing a whole lot of arbitrary apologetic talk and not much reason behind it.
Don't you people do anything else besides sit around and say you're sorry?
>>745876
Seriously, what is this.
No.745879
>>745876
I've experienced this before. It's a common phenomenon here.
>>745877
>suddenly mariachi
I could go for tacos.
>>745878
...no.
No.745880
>>745877
Right.
>
Tacos? I will make tamales if you are still hungry.
>>745878
Not something I wish to explain.
>>745879
The ghost laughing?
No.745881
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>745879
>>745880
No no it's your day off I got this.
>Makes a Pepe Wrap
>Plops it on a plate
No.745882
>watching with a towel around her head
>swirling a glass around
It's like they say, drinking buttermilk all the week and whiskey on a Sunday.
>...
Maybe if whiskey didn't taste so bad I would have actually used some.
No.745883
File: 1456106528012.png (162.22 KB, 235x500, 47:100, tumblr_mh45ru6nHh1qdaocxo3….png)
>>745879
And you call yourself a cyborg.
>>745880
This place used to be cool like, a week ago. How did it bottom out so fast.
I know strip clubs that stick around for longer, goddamn.
No.745884
>>745881
>
It's... perfect...
>>745882
Miss Bala?
>>745883
>shrug
>hops off LC after tying the silvervine to her
>commence "no fucks given" protocol
No.745885
>>745880
Yes.
It's...I don't know how to explain it.
It just happens!
>>745881
Thanks.
>>745883
Being a cyborg brings a lot of baggage.
No.745886
>>745884
Hm?
>Boris pops up from behind a corner and leans in
>Kapitan, maybe it would be best if you actually didn't work today.
I don't know what you mean.
>writing forms with her feet under the table
No.745887
>>745884
>!
Wait no no no-
>Cat's eyes bug out
>cue Will chasing her everywhere
>>745885
No shit!
>chases Lying Cat out the door
No.745888
>>745885
Is it haunted?
>
My teacher is a ghost, I do not know why the thought of a haunted building even matters.
>>745886
You looked nice with glasses.
>sits on bossfu's lap
You will teach me to write with my feet too, yes?
>perceptive meido
No.745890
>>745888
>shit
>kicks the pad and pencil under her chair
Nosy children get what's coming to them you know. Every single time.
>...
It's an acquired skill
>"Please Commander save me I'm sorry for disobeying this terrible"
No.745891
>>745887
There he goes...
>>745888
I don't think it's laughing ghosts...maybe.
I hope not.
No.745892
>>745890
>
You were smiling at the pool.
>>745891
Laugh tracks were recorded many years ago. Most people in them are dead. When they play, you are hearing la risa de los muertos.
No.745893
>>745892
So they are in the way the laugh of ghosts...somehow Full House got a lot more grim.
No.745894
>>745892
I'm not sure where this attitude is coming from, but it's just a little too assuming.
>cheek pinch
It's just as well I finished those dog treat modifications for Boris' Renov. That blue menace has better things to spend his time on.
No.745895
>>745893
The doors are closed and there is only screaming
No.745896
>>745893
Spooky, no?
>>745894
>
You are beautiful when you smile, miss Bala.
No.745897
>>745895
...
>shudders
>>745896
A little.
I didn't think it could get worse.
No.745898
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>>745897
Repent
Repent
Repent
We're going to burn for what we did to you, Mary-Kate and Ashley.
No.745899
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>>745896
>feelings are cropping up faster than ever
>ask the cat lady how to deal with it
More than a few would disagree with you.
You didn't have to fluff the towels yourself, you know.
No.745900
>>745898
>walks inside
>[UPROARIOUS APPLAUSE]
Ayyyy yo, Bobby-boy what did I say about encroaching in on another sitcom's territory?
No.745901
>>745897
At least it can't get worse now.
>>745899
They are not me.
>
But if I did not, who?
No.745902
>>745900
Oh Willard, it's ok to be sad sometimes.
>[AWWWWWWW]
Like after I kick your tukus, mister.
No.745903
File: 1456108715463.png (210.65 KB, 900x626, 450:313, Raiden looks as angry as a….png)
>>745898
Are you going to be okay, Bob?
>>745901
I'm sure if you tried hard enough...
No.745904
>I can't believe we saved all of China
No.745905
>>745902
Were you ever on the cover of TV's Hottest Teens?
>[WOOOOOOOOOO]
Naw, you're jus' on the'Washed Up Comedians Monthly.
No.745906
>>745904
Yeah, what a rush!
No.745907
File: 1456108923882.png (345.3 KB, 850x438, 425:219, 26297ba363594550ae5c4b1648….png)
>>745901
It's your day off, dear. We have people to do those things for us.
You didn't really have to pick a fight with the nice poolboy but I can't disagree with the reasons.
>
You were holding your breath for a long time, that's a little dangerous isn't it.
No.745908
>>745906
>who knew it was even in danger?
No.745909
>>745903
Fuller House Is Real.
>>745905
Shhhhhh, Deadshot.
This is, 1 vs 100.
>splits into 100
No.745910
>>745908
The lizard people did...
No.745911
>>745903
Well... I suppose.
>>745907
The head maid would hold me underwater for longer, I am used to it.
>
And he was looking into your chest, I had to defend your honor!
No.745913
>>745909
100 doesn't mean anything to me. 'Cause I'm 200% fresh.
I got more fresh in my pinky than yo entire army has!
No.745914
>>745910
>and look where that got them!
No.745915
>>745909
...well it just got worse.
>>745911
I was just reminded it already is worse.
No.745916
File: 1456109405229.jpg (85.24 KB, 1069x748, 1069:748, db660a83f85b007abd545c9c44….jpg)
>>745914
We got them good!
No.745917
>>745911
>>745912
>blink
Well I suppose honor among thieves is still a viable saying. That's just something I've had to live without for quite some time now.
>
What else did she do to you.
No.745918
>>745913
Fresh? Is it fresh you want, young person?
Then watch as Dirty Dan rocks your world.
>puts a cap on
>flips it backwards
>[OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO]
>>745915
The real Dirty Dan, ladies.
>wink
No.745919
>>745915
Oh...
>>745917
>...
Um...
>rubs an arm sheepishly
Many things... you will have to be specific.
No.745920
File: 1456109614689.jpg (29.31 KB, 292x394, 146:197, Will-Smith2-Fresh-Prince-4….jpg)
>>745918
>puts on sunglasses
>just to stare at him dismissively like this
>no words are needed
No.745921
>>745916
>and now back to stal- uh I mean watching people
No.745922
>>745918
...who're you winking at?
>>745919
Well uhhhh...maybe we shouldn't talk about it. At all.
No.745923
File: 1456109761822.jpg (34.53 KB, 227x314, 227:314, 2338756-spidey_vs_anti_ven….jpg)
>>745921
Speaking of watching, when did the elf over there become a robot?
No.745924
>>745923
>he's always been a robot
No.745925
>>745919
Starting to wish that glasses bitch had gotten lost in the mail...
>rrr
And now I've gone and ruined your day off. How foolish of me.
No.745926
>>745924
Elves can't be robots, get real!
No.745927
>>745920
>two can play that game
>he's looking at you
>condescendingly
>>745922
Who am I not winking at?
>[LAUGH TRACK]
No.745928
>>745922
Yes! Let us do that. By not doing that.
>>745925
No, you could never ruin my day.
You are my day.
>c:
And if she had not done what she did, I would not be here with you.
No.745929
>>745927
>I ain't even mad
No.745930
>>745926
>I shit you not
>also he and Zelda think each other are "cool~"
No.745931
>>745927
...fair point.
>>745928
Now what?
No.745932
File: 1456110102116.png (601.26 KB, 580x962, 290:481, 884b2994be91dea937e793422c….png)
>>745928
>you are my day
>HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGH
>fumbling for in her pockets
Where is it, where is it...
>did I lose the Epipen the cat gave me I'm going into cardiac arrest help
No.745934
>>745929
>but are you a real thug
>no, Will
>you have nothing
>only chicken and waffles
>>745931
Because I'm the fair dad.
No.745935
>>745931
...Do you want to play a game?
>>745932
Miss Bala, did you need something?
No.745936
>>745934
>I can't even be bothered to stare at you smugly
>but Carlton can
No.745937
>>745933
>dresses as a ninja named Sheik
>my scanners picked her out
No.745938
File: 1456110314202.jpg (275.06 KB, 851x842, 851:842, mgr_r_sketching___jack___r….jpg)
>>745934
Right, there are three dads on that show...
That live in California...
>>745935
What games you got?
No.745939
>>745935
>coughcoughcough
Fine, fine, just-
>uh
>puts a hand over mini's face
...This isn't helping.
No.745940
File: 1456110438681.jpg (36.58 KB, 724x516, 181:129, joey-danny-priest-full-hou….jpg)
>>745936
>I won't even look at you
>I'll look at Joey instead
>>745938
In the 1980s.
We'd never get on the air if it was Full AIDS.
Or AIDS House.
No.745941
File: 1456110466814.jpg (847.75 KB, 834x828, 139:138, 1295925-anti_venom___spide….jpg)
>>745937
Riiiiiight.
Man really?
Huh. I guess even robot elves deserve something.
No.745942
>>745938
Tag, hide and go seek, and a knife trick.
>>745939
Miss Bala??
>AAAAAAAAA
What is wrong?!
No.745944
>>745940
>"Hey Will"
Yeah Carlton?
>"You think those two are...you know..."
What, Carlton?
>"Do you think they're guys who...pfffff graduated from a bad college?"
Shhhhhhut Carlton and keep staring at them smugly.
>"Yes Will."
No.745945
>>745940
Both of those sound awful.
>>745942
Knife trick?
No.745946
>>745942
>heart rate rising
>shortness of breath
>either I'm having a stroke or my FCC just lost
...Say it again.
No.745947
File: 1456110797558.jpg (38.25 KB, 1024x659, 1024:659, 2338757-spidey_eot_antiven….jpg)
>>745943
So she's like an elf and he's a robot...do you think that's how robot elves are made?
No.745948
>>745945
Knife trick.
>>745946
>um
>
You are my day, miss Bala.
No.745949
How I Met Your Mother Voice, After Earf Dad and Alphonso Ribero! Spank my tush and call me 1800 A T and T!
No.745950
>>745944
Do I look I have a breerb in one hand and a breerb in one hand chicken and waffles in the other?
>Well no but you look pretty mad.
Joey, stop eating toothpaste!
>>745945
But not as bad as Jesse, am I right.
No.745951
>>745947
>I want to find out
No.745952
>>745948
What's that?
>>745950
Nobody's as bad as Jesse!
No.745953
>>745948
>keep it together Bala
чей-то день...
>eyes maybe rolling back
>goofy smile spreading
>
>
Game?
No.745954
>>745949
Bweeeeeeeeeeeepbweepbweepbweep
>>745952
Bweepbweepbweepbweepbweepbweepbweep
No.745955
>>745952
Put your hand on a flat surface.
>>745953
I watched Aliens.
No.745957
>>745949
Wait don't say his real name!
>"WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILL"
>Carlton has vanished
You sent him to the Phantom Zone!
Not cool!
>>745950
What're you implyin' with chicken and waffles?
No.745958
File: 1456111542277.jpg (210.46 KB, 900x1366, 450:683, tumblr_o1884s3Tje1riu867o1….jpg)
>>745954
John Staymoist!
How do you you keep your hair so perfect?
Also, be honest. One of those Olsen's is a robot.
>>745955
I watched Predators. The recent one. Topher Grace just can't catch a break can he?
No.745959
>>745951
Oh yeah. For studying purposes.
No.745960
>>745955
Aliens didn't invent that trick, dear.
>
At least you didn't say something like The Dark Knight.
>>745956
It's Aliens, it's not even the good one.
There's nothing to be upset about.
No.745961
>>745959
>studying....yes....
>>745960
>Aliens WAS the good one!
>>745958
>you people are blowing my mind....kinda like how Tusks blew away Nolan's
No.745962
>>745954
Awww who invited Jesse?!
>>745955
I think I've heard of this game now...
>places his hand on the table
No.745963
>>745956
Mister predator?
>>745958
I have not seen that one yet.
>>745960
The maid did it to me too when she found me with my hand in the cookie jar one time but I saw it on the TV first.
No.745964
>>745962
>focus: on
>she's got a really tiny knife
>cue machine gun tapping in between Raiden's fingers
No.745965
File: 1456111761374.jpg (146.14 KB, 1012x675, 1012:675, Uncle-Jesse-photobomb_arti….jpg)
>>745957
Well it's nigger food, Michelle.
>[OOOOOOOOOO]
>>745958
If you can guess which you get a free sub sandwich.
>>745962
Jesse invites himself.
No.745966
>>745961
At least I hope it's for studying.
No.745967
>>745963
>I've seen those things up close
>like real up close
>like I ripped one's head off up close
No.745968
File: 1456111922436.jpg (155.28 KB, 564x856, 141:214, 16b200b44928d6af8e1d60a6d8….jpg)
>>745957
Actually is really cool in the Phantom Zone. Not cold enough for a coat, but not warm enough to forget a sweater.
>>745961
Get to da choppah
>>745963
Skip it. The only reason to watch Predator 2 is Busey.
>>745965
Not if it's from you, you hate monger.
No.745969
>>745965
Stamos...
I should've known eventually you'd be here too.
No.745970
>>745968
>and the cool new weapons, watch it for the action!
>>745966
>.....yes....
No.745971
>>745968
So it's just right for a sweater vest...
No.745972
>>745964
Wow...
That's impressive.
>>745965
Well uninvite yourself!
No.745973
>>745970
I'm a sexual tyrannosaurus
>>745971
Sweatervest'll earn you a beat down in the PZ
No.745974
>>745961
Please, Carrie Hann had none of the moxie Weaver had.
>>745963
Hotel Moscow subscribes to a different ideology.
>"Kapitan's Cookies: violators will be executed."
No.745976
>>745967
Oh...
>>745968
Oh, the second Predator. No I saw that. There is a new one though.
>>745972
Mistakes usually end up in stabbing. But I am sure you knew that.
>>745974
>gkkt
>at least I got to see her smile
>relaxing in Bala's lap
No.745977
>>745968
Ribbit.
>>745969
Yo, Smith, ready for daddy to take his cool guy genes back?
No.745978
>>745974
>....I think you are getting them mixed up
>Weaver was in Aliens
>that's the one with the little kid too
>>745975
>never said I wasn't
>>745976
>it was the best birthday
No.745979
File: 1456112412000.jpg (45.76 KB, 616x353, 616:353, will-smith-fresh-prince-19….jpg)
>>745973
I should go save him!
...eh.
>>745977
Yeah! Where is he?
Ahahahahahaha!
No.745980
>>745976
Wouldn't matter anyway.
I can cope with a stabbing.
No.745981
>>745978
You didn't, no.
Well at least you're honest.
No.745982
File: 1456112681715.jpg (161.27 KB, 850x963, 850:963, sample-f0688f46116c9c9350b….jpg)
>>745976
>cat strokes go here
If you see a pink woman with tails delivering a box of pens in the next few days, ignore it.
It's for my...allergies.
>>745978
She was in the first one too, Predator.
Come now, I thought it was honorable to know your enemy.
No.745983
>>745978
Birthday aliens?
>>745980
I saw, you lost your arm.
>>745982
Allergies... I will redouble my sweeping efforts.
No.745984
File: 1456112795422.png (313.64 KB, 500x384, 125:96, uncle-jesse-making-a-face-….png)
>>745979
Does this look like the face of anybody wanting you?
No.745985
>>745979
Based on how you did in Hancock, ID say avoid the heroics.
>>745977
You're wife is going to dump you. The hook up with the fat kid from Stand By Me.
>>745976
Just watch the first one. Ignore the rest
No.745986
>>745983
That was an unfortunate event...
Yikes.
No.745987
>>745982
>Weaver isn't the enemy
>no really you like Alien more then Aliens?
>>745981
>honest = honor
>>745983
>you know how you turn an age and can drink
>my culture, turn that age, kill an Alien, mark yourself with it's blood
No.745988
File: 1456113002991.png (229.52 KB, 600x436, 150:109, Killer, healer, what's the….png)
>>745987
Right, right but what if someone told you it was dishonorable to watch them?
No.745989
>>745983
They're not those kinds of allergies.
It's not as though we even make that much of a mess daily, Boris' little Trivial Pursuit club is religious about making as little work as possible for you.
>wait uh oh
>>745987
I was in Afghanistan being tortured when Aliens came out, sue me.
No.745991
>>745985
...we don't talk about that.
>>745984
Don't look like a face at all.
No.745992
>>745985
It is too late for that.
>>745986
What happened?
>>745987
Oh, I know that. The movies say that.
>>745989
>blink
But I am the maid.
>...
Do you not want me as a maid? I can be whatever you need.
No.745993
File: 1456113190153.jpg (146.14 KB, 1012x675, 1012:675, Uncle-Jesse-photobomb_arti….jpg)
>>745985
Metal Gear?
>>745991
Can't look at what doesn't exist, can ya sport.
No.745994
File: 1456113238356.jpg (179.33 KB, 850x694, 425:347, Pogeymans Rising Revengean….jpg)
>>745992
...bread slicing accident.
No.745995
>>745991
Can we talk about After Earth? Cause After Earth was terrible.
>>745992
I'm sorry. I am so so sorry
No.745996
>>745988
>I would call them out on it!
>you tell me one hunter that doesn't watch first
>or study the mating
>>745992
>that's about the only thing that movie got right.....
>>745989
>.....I should go back there
No.745998
File: 1456113553560.jpg (47.65 KB, 912x503, 912:503, tumblr_m5ki76Apu81qk3lu6o1….jpg)
>>745992
I have enough bodyguards to make hiring another look mostly foolish, at least in terms of payroll.
You were brought on as a maid, it'd be just a little stupid to go changing paradigms on a whim.
>how much of that sounded believable
What do you want to be.
>>745996
It would really make my week, honestly.
No.746000
>>745994
Um...
>>745995
But why?
>>745996
Oh...
>>745998
>okay Fabiola
>don't blurt out the first thing that comes to-
Family.
>Fabiiiii
Um...
>
No.746001
>>745996
You really want to "study" mating.
For some reason.
No.746002
>>745993
Whatchu talkin' 'bout, Jesse?
>>745995
DON'T TALK ABOUT AFTER EAAAAAAA--
>Will is in the Phantom Zone too now
No.746003
>>746001
>everyone has a hobby
>>746000
>what?
>>745998
>have they been vary dishonorable?
No.746004
>>746002
I've never been happier to not have a career.
No.746005
>>745997
Oi, pretty boy. Stop fucking apologizing so much.
Daft prick
No.746006
>>746000
>finger meets lips
Sssssshhhhhhhhhhhh
>>746002
Whoops?
No.746007
>>746000
I was slicing bread.
We couldn't get sliced bread because somebody wasted the cafeteria budget for this weak on these new condiment dispensers!
>>745999
This place has popcorn?!
No.746009
File: 1456114038368.png (443.04 KB, 852x437, 852:437, 69a2d7312abaa35a2bb997b33c….png)
>>746000
>!!!
>blood rising to her face like a thermometer
I...
>Boiling_Kettle.mp3
>...
>...
>coughcoughcoughhack
>creaks over
>Balalaika: retired
>>746003
>please
No.746010
>>746004
Whatever floats your boat.
No.746011
>>746007
I told him they were a bad idea!
He played our pocketbook like a DAMN FIDDLEEEEEEEEE
No.746012
>>746003
Nevermind.
>>746006
Please do not touch my face.
>>746007
A revolver?
>>746009
>
MISS BALA!
No.746013
>>746010
I'm sorry, Ladasha, they really ain't no Santy Claws.
>gone
No.746015
>>746009
>okay
>>746012
>no, come on
No.746016
File: 1456114352571.jpg (34.12 KB, 500x279, 500:279, tumblr_inline_neq258a1lq1r….jpg)
>>746012
Sssssssssssssssss
No.746017
File: 1456114425920.jpg (1000.31 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, raiden__metal_gear_rising_….jpg)
>>746008
I'm learning something new everyday...
>>746012
It sure is...
Don't know what Ocelot was thinking.
>>746011
Damn it! I hope we have enough to keep the Gatorade machines supplied!
No.746018
File: 1456114533489.jpg (115.67 KB, 751x1280, 751:1280, tumblr_nytt00TfIr1ui2kaao1….jpg)
>>746017
I'm sorry.
I'm so sorry.
It's worse than you could ever imagine, Raiden.
No.746019
>>746015
Miss Bala is hurt-
Pens...
>searching Bala's pockets
>>746016
Do not touch me!
>>746017
I am a little busy with my mistress right now, call an ambulance!
No.746020
>>746019
>did you want me to use the med kit?
No.746021
File: 1456114656112.jpg (155.23 KB, 786x1017, 262:339, anti_venom__s_rage_by_obli….jpg)
>>746013
Was that special guest star John Stamos?!
No.746022
>>746020
You have a-yes, please!
No.746023
>>746019
>>746022
>Dialing for an ambulance because he's quick on the draw
No.746024
>>746022
>okay going to be honest
>sticking a needle in her pumping full of alien drugs may not be a good thing
>....oh what the hell lets try it
No.746025
>>746023
Thank God for mister Char...
>>746024
UM I THINK SHE WILL BE BETTER SOON
No.746026
>>746025
>so no to alien needle drug?
No.746027
>>746018
>Zandatsu's a nearby Gatorade machine
DAMMIT!
>>746019
I will--
>>746023
Okay Char's got it.
No.746028
>>746027
Did I say Raiden?
I meant Jort.
No.746034
>>746028
>sipping Gatorade
I was hoping you forgot that nickname.
I really was.
No.746036
>>746034
An elephant never forgets, Jort!
No.746040
>>746036
This is painful.
Absolutely unbearable.
No.746044
>>746040
What doesn't kill you makes you stronger, Jort.
I read that in an online review for Viagra once.
>>746042
NO BOSS NO
>CRACK
I...I feel like I was born with glass bones and paper skin.
No.746045
File: 1456116821127.jpg (109.18 KB, 850x407, 850:407, sample-bd60efe63d621c538c8….jpg)
>>746044
KAZ LOOK WHAT I FOUND!
Also stop bullying my adopted son or I'll mail Cecile the video of you PLAYING A DAMN FIDDLEEEEEE.
No.746047
File: 1456117010781.jpg (101.32 KB, 900x678, 150:113, raiden_from_metal_gear_ris….jpg)
>>746044
Why were you looking at Viagra reviews?
>>746045
Boooooss I can get out of it myself!
No.746048
>>746045
BOSS WHAT THE HELL IS THAT, DON'T LET THATWOMAN CREATURE ON THIS BASE!
Wait...Cecile? Does she still want to see me? Does she still think I'm pretty?
No, she couldn't handle how hardcore life is now, Boss.
No.746050
>>746047
I know son. I know. I just really want to share that video, it's hilarious.
>>746048
Kaz... do you think it tastes good?
No.746054
>>746047
Because I was blind, Jort.
>>746050
Cecile?
Boss, this is hardly appropriate!
No.746056
>>746050
...okay yeah it is.
>>746054
Then how'd you read it?!
No.746057
>>746054
No! ...Well, y-NO! The-KAZ, IT'S GONE!
>>746056
RAIDEN YOU SAW IT RIGHT?
No.746059
File: 1456117452053.jpg (193.95 KB, 1138x1280, 569:640, tumblr_nw6vjgornS1rwle0mo1….jpg)
>>746056
God that is so visually abled of you to say.
Not all of us have optics, Jort.
>>746057
Hey quit playing around!
Boss? BOSS!?
No.746061
>>746057
SAW WHAT!?
>>746059
I'm just asking is all!
No.746065
File: 1456117754405.jpg (119.49 KB, 850x744, 425:372, sample-97429417a872e366c6c….jpg)
>>746059
GYAHHH-AHHHH-AHHHHH
>>746061
The... giant yellow dinosaur. It was right there! Kaz saw it too!
No.746066
File: 1456117881354.png (494.1 KB, 638x592, 319:296, tumblr_nyxn0rrGkU1rrtwigo1….png)
>>746061
Asking?
Questions, Emmerich asked questions too
I HATE EMMERI...no, it's happy Kaz Time now.
>>746065
CRAB BATTLE
No.746068
File: 1456117966194.jpg (348.22 KB, 1071x1054, 63:62, Sam what the fuck is this ….jpg)
>>746065
Giant yellow dinosaur...
>>746066
Are you gonna be alright, Master Miller?
No.746069
>>746066
Box time!
>>746068
Are you kidding me!?
No.746071
File: 1456118140717.png (186.53 KB, 778x740, 389:370, tumblr_nugknkaOte1tua4n6o1….png)
>>746068
Yes.
Because I'm going to die with a head full of beautiful blonde hair.
Unlike that revolver asshole.
>>746069
NO BOSS NO
No.746074
>>746069
Beats me Boss, I wasn't paying attention.
>>746071
Ahhh...I used to be blonde too.
No.746075
>>746071
WOAH HOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>746074
LOOK AWAY RAIDEN
No.746077
File: 1456118495518.jpg (249.34 KB, 1000x1100, 10:11, tumblr_nyd5vzt4bc1se353oo5….jpg)
>>746074
NO YOU DIDN'T, JORT
DON'T BE THAT GUY
THAT GUY THAT JUST LIES TO FIT IN
>>746075
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
No.746079
>>746075
Good lord, Boss!
>averts his eye
>>746077
BUT I WAS!
SURE IT WASN'T A VERY STRONG BLONDE BUT I WAS!
No.746082
>>746077
Good box time...
>>746079
Raiden, I...
No.746084
>>746079
You make us golden maned types look bad.
Having to cater to your silver-blonde needs.
>>746082
Boss...
No.746085
>>746082
>
>
>>746084
There's nothing wrong with silver-blonde!
No.746086
File: 1456119349838.png (591.9 KB, 800x979, 800:979, 488c1999b80084a730f5b9dec4….png)
>>746085
The size of the balls on you must be gigantic for you to say that to me.
No.746087
>Comes back from dealing with paramedics
Whataday
>Plops down on the couch
No.746088
>>746086
Name one thing wrong with it.
No.746089
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>>746088
Obviously we need to bring another true blonde into this discussion.
>>746087
You there, do silver-blondes count as real blondes?
No.746090
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No.746091
>>746089
Eh.
>Waggles his hand
Sometimes but, mostly no.
No.746092
They would not let me go with miss Bala... I will send her many chocolates to make up for what I did.
No.746093
>>746092
What did you do exactly?? You said you wanted to be family and she fainted, right? Because that's what I already told the paramedics.
No.746094
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>>746090
While you're waiting...
Try a burger, Jort.
>>746091
How about if they're mostly robot?
There is a definite difference!
No.746095
>>746094
What did you do to this?
No.746096
>>746093
Yes. That is what I said. I did not know it would make her react so strongly...
No.746097
>>746094
Hm. Depends - I'm a cyborg but charisma's part of my job description so I gotta' look nice.
>>746096
Probably just overwhelmed - and sick. Being sick is probably the major thing here. Don't feel bad, kiddo
No.746098
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>>746095
You'll have to wait for this word from our sponsors
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrlQhklDjIs
>>746097
So you admit there's power in being natural blonde!
No.746099
>>746097
I hope she will be okay... I will be there when she wakes up.
No.746100
>>746098
...can I just have these Doritos instead?
No.746102
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>>746100
You found Doritos?
I thought Venom had already wiped our whole supply all over his face.
We can't afford this anymore, damn it.
No.746103
>>746098
I guess so. I was just lucky enough to get it. So why change it with the new body?
>Cracks his neck
>Golden locks flow around like a shampoo commercial
>>746099
Balalaika's tough, don't worry it'll take more than the flu to take her down. She'll be back in no time.
No.746104
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>>746102
I found them in the cabinet.
>looks at the label
>it's just a sticker
Huh?
>peels it off
>the bag is actually the really really old Doritos design
HOW LONG HAS THIS BEEN IN THERE?
No.746105
>>746103
I know she is. I have never seen her physically collapse.
No.746106
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>>746103
Finally someone who understands...
>rain starts pouring through a hole in the ceiling
>distant "Aqua DiGio"
>>746104
A classic?
Do you have any idea how much Taco Bell will pay for that!
I have calls to make, don't let those out of your sight!
>clomps off
No.746107
>>746106
Riiiiight...sure thing, Master Miller.
No.746108
>>746105
>Spaceman frown
>Should probably try and do something to take minimaids mind off it
Hey we should get ice cream. It's still your day off technically, right?
No.746109
>>746108
No... I do not deserve to be rewarded.
>minimaid frown
I was selfish. Miss Bala provides me with everything and I still asked for more.
No.746110
>>746109
>Siiiigh
>Picks up minimaid and walks off with her under his arm like a mopey surfboard
We're getting ice cream and you're gonna' like it. It's what Balalaika'd want. She loves you Fabiloa. It's not your fault that she's sick. Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere, and everybody's gonna' die. Come eat ice cream with me. Okay? It's gonna' be alright.
No.746111
>>746110
Wha-hey-watch where you are grabbing I am ticklish-ack!
No.746113
>>746111
>Puts her down outside the Zaku
Ever had a giant robot ride before?
No.746114
>>746113
Que rayos-
>peering out from the giant grunt suit
>entirely dumbfounded and speechless
No.746117
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>Fades in from the shadows
I spy with my little clock eye..
No.746119
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>>746118
Grounded?
Oh?~ And what accusations am I under to fall into such misfortune?
>Twirling around the hall, fading in and out, in and out.
No.746120
>>746114
>He snaps his finger and the machine bends down, lowering a hand for them to step on
>Wide grin
This is my little friend.
>>746117
>Newtype flash
>"Kono puressha?"
No.746121
>>746119
Whoops. Forgot my face. How about the grounds of "who's your daddy?"
At least you took that disgusting string of numbers off your head. Lord knows where it's been. Lord being me.
No.746123
>>746120
Well hello there~ Hmmm, pardon but your name was?
>>746121
>Literally who?
My daddy?
>Smiles
Why is everyone who's an older gentleman of sorts try to be my father?
No.746124
>>746123
There we go. You know I'm called the Thousand Faced Liar right?
No.746125
>>746122
>Even wider grin
Heheheh yeah.
>Nightingale is twice as tall
>>746123
You can call me Char. Kurumi, was it? Nice to see you again~
>Standing on the giant robot with minimaid
No.746126
>>746125
I see...
>recovering from the initial shock
We get to go inside?
No.746127
>>746124
Father!
>Discontinue the twirling and curtseys
Well I do now~ What brings you to this wonderful place of doom?
>Fixing your colar
>>746125
That is correct, please forgive me, I have just rose from a slumber.
>Smiles
Yes Kurumi is just fine~
>.. oh and he brought me a yummy little snack
No.746128
>>746127
Oh the usual. Boredom. The humans here are entertaining.
Don't mind me if I keep changing forms, it'll probably keep happening.
No.746129
>>746126
Yep!
>The giant hand scoops them into the belly cockpit
>>746127
We're going for ice cream! Wanna' come?
You could get a frosty chocolate milk shake.
>Wiggles his eyebrows behind the sunglasses
>It's way past sundown
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No.746130
>>746128
Humans are the most entertaining.. when theyre screaming~ Did you just come from Egypt perhaps?
>>746129
I would love some, but I just ate..
>Devious little smile
>She just ate.. as in a whole barrack full of orphans
No.746131
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>>746130
>barrack full of orphans
>TEKKADAN NOOO!!!
>T^T
No.746132
>>746129
>!
This is...!
>flipping through notecards
>no good word to use
Increible.
No.746133
>>746130
I was posing as Ozymandias. Someone's gotta make the Israelites revolt.
You think God hardened the Pharaoh's heart? I chose not to listen to my own creation's decrees. "My people"... bah. I made the God that made this rock. They're more mine than His.
No.746134
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>>746131
> Sorry I didn't get it :/
So, is that your robot? The Japanese have some pretty interesting creations. Or is it a Chinese knock off?
>>746133
Yes I want to see such an uprising!
>I have to travel to Egypt and play around tp with those fools. I'll make a trip soon.
Father to all gods are, are a symbol of a greater power. To ants, people may be feared as God's, and against God's, people may as well be ants. But I digress, regardless of my thoughts on the matter, humans serve no other purpose then entertainment and sustainance.
No.746135
>>746134
You know you could just shorten that redundant line of thinking to "living things tend to worship that which is above them without understanding why."
I wouldn't call Yahweh a symbol: I did make the lazy prat. Who then made my favorite twins.
No.746136
>>746130
Fair enough.
>>746134
No worries, the newest gundam series is called "iron blooded orphans" - Tekkadan are child soldiers that live in a barracks in the first episode.
Nah - this is the genuine real deal classic Zeonic Engineering MS-06S Zaku-II S-Type. It's spacenoid technology........ ANYwho we should probably get going before I talk you ear off about muh robot.
See you soon~
>Winks at her behind the sunglasses
>>746132
Ready kiddo?
>Seatbelts her in on his lap
>The Zaku takes off fast
>ZOOOM!!
No.746137
>>746136
Kuh-WAAH!
>and off minimaid goes
No.746138
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>>746135
Cain and Abel? And tell me father, what of Lilith?
>>746136
>Oh gotcha, I was thinking around those lines
But I just arrived, maybe a other day then Char.
>Waves you off
>.. oh he took the snack with him.. oh well.
No.746139
>>746138
Lucifer and Michael. Cain and Abel are my second favorites.
>
What about Lilith?
No.746140
>>746139
Well I'm sure someone appreciates it.
No.746141
>>746139
Oh I've seen Lucy around here every now..
>..Oh there he is
I am just curious if she ever existed, or if it's all just stories.
>>746140
>Casually waves
No.746142
>>746140
Ya winnin', son? I sure am.
>>746141
The mother of monsters is as real as I am multifaceted. She's just extremely irrelevant.
No.746143
>>746137
>Zooming along, hovering over the swamp
>The robot boosts up over the trees and into the clouds in a giant leap
>Moon and stars visible now
So you want to be family with Bala, huh?
No.746144
>>746141
The first wife of Adam is hardly a story.
>>746142
I'm surprised there's any satisfaction when the rules are broken so often.
No.746145
>>746143
Yes. I want her to be happy. Even surrounded by her men I feel as if she is longing for something.
I want to be closer to her.
No.746146
>>746142
Oh so she does exist. I was just curious is all~
>>746144
Hello Lucifer. You two play nice with the World, I have something to attend to so I must take my leave.
>Twirling, twirling and fades away
No.746147
>>746144
Rules are made to be broken.
>
Honestly I wish that kid would be less absolutely terrible. In the bad sense. Not the fun sense.
>>746146
For a godling she's really blind.
Might be a cyclops thing.
No.746149
>>746145
>Dawww
>Old lady Bala's biological clock must be tickin'
Well I'm sure as soon as she's better she'll be real happy to see you again.
>The Zaku starts falling toward the ground back through the clouds
No.746150
>>746146
Flighty.
>>746147
Given your previous creations, it's not entirely out of the realm to misunderstand.
No.746152
>>746151
>The robot lands outside the closest franchised The Rock's Ice Cream Parlor
What's your favorite flavor?
No.746153
>>746152
Is that the wrestler man?
>
Um... mint chocolate.
No.746154
>>746150
Rebelling is one thing. Misunderstanding is another.
>
I think I'll go be Hitler for a while.
>gone
No.746155
>>746153
Mine too!
>They get ice cream
>Is a good time
No.746156
>>746154
Now isn't that a contradiction.
>settles down to trim roses
No.746157
>>746155
Is it really okay to be doing this?
>she says while shoveling ice cream down her gullet
No.746158
>>746157
>He shakes his head
Hey stop WORRYING.
Why wouldn't it be?
It's your day off.
No.746159
>>746158
That was hours ago!
No.746161
>>746159
Eh - close'nuff.
I'll drop you off to see Miss Bala when we're done here, okay?
No.746164
>>746161
Okay... we should get some for her. I do not know what her favorite flavor is but mint chocolate is good!
No.746165
>>746164
Alright
>And so they got some ice cream for Balalaika and left to the hospital
Hey I gotta sleep. night!
No.746168
Has it really come to this, Boris.
>Kapitan you demanded entry on the grounds that you didn't feel safe.
And?
>Well...aside from that usually being something you go to a police station for, you almost started to give private information.
I didn't.
>You did.
Shit.
No.746169
>>746168
>door bursts open
>in falls Mini with a container of ice cream in her hands
Losientomuchoestodomiculpaporfavornomeodiaaaaaaas
>aaaaaaa
No.746170
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>>746169
>!!
>holding her chest
>holding the remote for the duty nurse
...Ugh.
Boris.
>I'll get you a Diet Sprite, Kapitan.
It's called Sprite Zero, Boris.
>guh
Hush.
No.746171
>>746170
B-but you fell down and they took you away and it is all my fault and-
>don't cry
>DON'T
>
No.746172
>>746171
>gkkkkt
>foaming at the mouth just a little
>
Hush, now. Did you honestly believe a fall from four feet was anything serious?
>there's no strength in that noogie
No.746173
>>746172
>foam: noted
>
it is me. I am causing this. Why...?
No.746174
>>746173
My...cat friend visited earlier. It's her opinion that it's some arbitrary force of nature espoused from-
>sigh
"Small and cute things". I guess I'll just have to take her word for it.
>
Who bought you ice cream.
No.746175
>>746174
I must become... tall.
>uh
Mister Char bought us all some. I brought you mint chocolate. It is my favorite and I did not know yours...
No.746176
>>746175
>yare yare
You'll do no such thing.
>
And don't ask the blue moron for help either.
>tch
Ice cream, is it.
Soviets were never allowed such Western decadence, and it's not exactly popular in Thailand. Let's give it a try, might as well.
No.746177
>>746176
I would never. I... think I am beginning to like being small.
>crawls onto Bala's lap
>ice cream presented
No.746179
>>746177
>>746178
I almost wonder why.
>oof
Let's see what we have here, shall we...
>spoon procured from the bedside table
>scoopan
>om
...
No.746180
>>746179
I hope it is to your liking.
>hamster meido go
No.746181
>>746180
>it's
>incredible
>y a r a n a i k a
>sugar and blood sugar rising but I don't care aaaaaa
Ice cream, huh.
No.746182
>>746181
Ice cream.
>firm nod
You look so satisfied. Did we do well?
No.746184
>>746182
>>746183
So this is the power of the West.
Not bad, not bad at all.
>taking in spoonful after spoonful
You did very well, Fabiola.
>just wait a second for the cute to reach her again
No.746185
>>746184
Miss Bala... will you be okay?
>
Will we be okay?
You do not have to accept my request. I can just be your maid.
No.746186
>>746185
>uh
>oh god there's ice cream on her face HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGH
>pen handy this time around
>plunges it into her arm
...Nngh.
>
It's a little late for that kind of talk, isn't it. Regrets only serve some little point for people like us.
No.746187
>>746186
>?
Then, do you mean...?
>observan the pen
No.746188
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>>746187
Let me tell you a story before you say anything else.
>pops the pen out
>keeping another close by
1984. Afghanistan. I was leading my unit of Russia's Airborne Troop through Kabul into the Panjshir Valley. There was only a single road leading into the mountains, and it was our job to establish a firm basis of control for a path leading into the Hindu Kush.
Valleys are few and far between in Afghanistan, but where they exist, they're often vast. Meaning there's not a whole lot of room for the enemy to hide.
No.746189
>>746188
>pops out of her maid dress for comfort
>story tiiiiime
No.746190
>>746189
>prepping a cigar
>Boris outside muscling the nurse away from telling Bala not to smoke
The Afghans relied on the Americans for their training and guns, not unlike most modern conflicts in the Middle East.
But they weren't very proficient with the M21s the Americans supplied them, and it's not as though they really had the time to learn. So they used whatever resources they had available in order to make their snipers more effective and less easy to spot. Meaning most of the enemy line were children.
No.746191
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>>746190
>frown
>reminded of berta and the stories Caxton's men told on the ship on the way to get Berta
...
No.746192
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>>746191
When you're a soldier, what the enemy looks like isn't of any concern of yours. The mission is the only thing you can believe in.
Loyalty to the end.
>puff
I disobeyed an order to eliminate every inhabitant of a village at the foot of the Kush. I saved a little girl.
I don't really know why, still don't to this day. It's not something that exactly matters.
And then the top brass caught wind of me.
No.746193
>>746192
>she saved someone
>relieved
>sliver of light: recognized
No.746194
>>746193
They weren't a fan of a comrade disobeying a direct order, even less so knowing I was a woman.
So they arranged to have me kidnapped by the local chiefs they were tight with due to a very lucrative opium trade. The Afghans were only more than happy to have a new toy to play with.
>grins
Electroshocks, waterboarding, and obviously burning with boiling oil. They were a creative bunch for the backwoods hillbillies they were.
No.746195
>>746194
...
>the minimaid is: upset
No.746196
>>746195
A few days later, my torturers caught wind that my unit was moving on. Reluctantly, I'd imagine, they let me go. Only 1980s Afghanistan is only slightly less civilized than it is now.
They'd gotten the news a few days too late, so I was forced to drag myself to catch up with the contingent.
Dishonorable discharge seemed like a blessing at that point.
No.746197
>>746196
>aaaaaa
>internally swearing that it'll never happen again
No.746198
>>746197
In essence, my maternal instincts or what passes for them are the reason I'm scarred the way I am.
>'nother scoop of craym
No ask me again if you still mean it.
No.746199
>>746198
Then...
>
I was an idiot.
No.746200
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>>746199
>[disappointed]
...Well it's all a matter of perspective.
No.746201
>>746200
>latch
...Just this one time, may I call you by your name?
No.746202
>>746201
>
Well, if it'll really make you feel better.
No.746205
>>746204
>sigh of relief
I am so happy that you are okay now. I do not know what I would do without you.
No.746206
>>746205
Let's not worry about that, hypothetical topics get tedious after a while.
>...
You're staying with me until I feel like leaving.
No.746207
>>746206
>
I was not going to give you any other option~.
No.746209
>>746207
Mm.
>just gonna lay here with my daughter
>...
>stuffs mini under the sheets
It's warmer down here. I'm having Boris looking into buying the heated mattresses directly from the supplier.
No.746210
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>>746209
Ahh...
...
>little arms around baconwaist
Miss Bala, thank you for saving me from being secondhand goods.
No.746211
>>746210
>resting bacontiddy on mini's head
>hand on her head
...
...
>deep sigh
>acknowledgement: yes
No.746212
>>746211
>
>latch
>muffled apologies for the forwardness
No.746213
>>746212
Mm...
>pushing down
>git in there
>muttering to herself
...finally feel rejuvenated...
No.746214
>>746213
>this is my momfu
>there aren't many like her, but she's mine
>~
No.746215
>>746214
>
>she done fell asleep
>breathing evenly
>maaaaaaaybe a tiny smile
No.746216
>>746215
Miss Bala...
>cuddle modo engage
>z z z