No.746223
>Where the Asshole Meets Pavement
No.746226
Ugh... Finally out...
>"Never again."
No.746227
>watching election coverage
Whine whine whine. If these people would have just let us conquer them back in the 80s they wouldn't have this problem with the government.
No.746228
>sweeping away with renewed vigor and humming some spic song
Surprisingly it is clean. Maybe it is Monday letargy.
No.746229
File: 1456163853091.jpg (55.11 KB, 640x357, 640:357, Black_Manta_Trapped_in_Tim….jpg)
>>746228
Or it could just be that you've been replaced
>points at a roomba
No.746231
File: 1456164338789.jpg (75.63 KB, 700x579, 700:579, d59847a6f663e8ce11e554d82f….jpg)
>>746229
It is so small. The debris would not be cleared and it can't cook.
>
>smaller than the minimaid
I feel vindicated.
No.746232
File: 1456164612521.jpg (43.13 KB, 1000x581, 1000:581, iRobot-Roomba-3Stage-Clean….jpg)
>>746231
>arrives at a chunk of debris
>laser comes out of top
>atomizes debris
>goes into kitchen
>makes eggs benedict
>serves it to minimaid
No.746233
>>746232
>surprised minimaid
If it washes clothes then I do not have to work here and just for miss Bala!
No.746235
>>746234
I do say so. This gives me more time to practice.
No.746236
>>746235
Practice what? Aren't you already a maid?
No.746237
>>746236
college wifi so baaaad
I do other things too. Maidwork is just my job.
No.746238
>>746237
I feel ya there mang.
Like what?
No.746239
>>746238
I like to work on my capoeira and my aim. It is not so good past short range.
No.746240
>>746239
Copibara? Like those adorable rodent things?
No.746241
>>746240
Capoeira. It is a martial art like dancing. I can throw adults around with it.
No.746242
>>746241
I can throw adults around too. And I don't need no fancy dance moves.
No.746243
>>746242
You are also bigger than me.
>tfw 4 feet flat
No.746244
>>746243
Well, I'm sure one day you'll be, maybe not as big as me, but bigger than you are now.
You're like 14, right?
No.746245
>>746244
Fifteen. I am already a woman wherr I come from.
I do not mind being small. I just do not like being lookex down on.
>
Not literally. Figurativamente.
No.746246
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>>746245
Nothing personal, but I look down on all teens.
Teens are just the worst.
No.746247
No.746248
>>746247
Like I said, nothing personal. When you turn Twenty, I'll stop looking down on you
No.746249
File: 1456169825849.jpg (57.86 KB, 564x797, 564:797, 7dec9391b15037d50538d0e935….jpg)
>>746248
home sweet fucking home oh god
I am surprised you can look down with that big helmet.
No.746250
>>746249
The lenses are covered in hundreds of small cameras that feed a built in display.
No.746251
But what if someone small like me stands very close?
>say, directly under the helmet
Can you see down here?
No.746252
File: 1456170112005.jpg (347.62 KB, 1984x2574, 992:1287, Delta_Gundam_CG_-_MA_Rear_….jpg)
>Meanwhile out in the swamp, Char and a team of engineers are finally pulling the big gold robot out of the muck
>For something so shiny he really doesn't treat it right...
No.746253
>>746251
>pushes her away
Personal bubble there chica.
Also Yes.
No.746254
>>746252
That must be... very expensive.
I hope I am not asked to clean it... it is too big.
>double entendres, anyone?
>>746253
>wobbles a little from being moved
Everyone seems to have very expensive things.
No.746256
File: 1456170515827.png (80.59 KB, 300x393, 100:131, 2334357-_62169962400_black….png)
>>746254
Expensive shit is great. Especially when you steal it
No.746258
>>746256
I wouldn't know. All I own are my clothes and the firearms the head maid picked for me.
No.746259
>>746258
Maybe start stealing?
No.746260
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>746254
It was - but not for the reasons you'd think. The cost comes from the research that went into the movable inner-frame that allows it to transform into an "airplane" like mode that allows for easier atmospheric reentry and greater mobility in the atmosphere. The gold plating was a lot as well but it's just a coating designed to reflect beam energy off and burn away before the actual gundarium composites it's made of start deforming from heat.
I want it cleaned by tomorrow.
>Laugh track
No.746261
>>746259
I do not need to steal. Miss Bala provides me with everything I could ever want and more.
>>746260
La risa de los muertos...
>spooked
>wait
>tomorrow
B-but I am just one maid and it is so big!
No.746264
>>746261
HAHAHAHA!! I kiid I kiiiiiid.
>Slaps her on the back
That's what the guys in back and green uniforms are here to do.
Anywho I should get back to bossing them around. See ya later!
back to work :C
No.746265
>>746263
That isn't a very paragon thing to do.
>mini you work for a mafia boss you can't be paragon
>>746264
Ohh, my little heart...
No.746269
>>746268
I do not want to tarnish miss Balalaika's name with thievery unless she tells me to.
No.746271
File: 1456173612847.jpg (33.04 KB, 1371x768, 457:256, Young-Justice-Invasion-Sea….jpg)
No.746272
>>746271
As people like to say in this country, "deal with it."
No.746273
>>746272
Oh I'll deal. Deal by having all the fun myself
No.746274
>>746273
>thumbs up
I leave it to you with no regrets.
No.746275
>>746274
Damn teens
>walks off into the swamp
No.746276
>>746275
He seems upset.
>flipping through Spanish/English/Russian notecards
>gotta stay fluent
No.746277
>>746276
Fleshies are always upset
No.746278
>>746277
A tiny Sentinel? But I am not a mutante,
No.746279
>>746278
No, but you are kinda racist.
No.746280
>>746279
Okay.
>blink
>back to the notecards
No.746281
File: 1456175692203.jpg (99.77 KB, 495x752, 495:752, 2e06831919b6de478a61bcb75a….jpg)
>>746280
>slaps notecards to the ground
Hey. Don't ignore me
No.746282
>>746281
>mild irritation
Why not? I do not have anything more to say, I have already learned that arguing with anyone who dresses outlandishly is inutil. Useless.
>picking her notecards back up
No.746284
>>746283
Strange. Confusing. Exotic.
I will not be stupid and ask you why you look the way you do, so instead I will ask why you want my attention enough that you would remove my studying implements from my hands to get it.
No.746285
>>746284
Boredom mostly.
>
And I'm dressed this way because when youre dressed like a superhero you can destroy a bus stop and claim it was cause you were fighting Ultron.
No.746286
>>746285
Riveting.
>
If you are done bragging, I have to practice my Russian so I can better work for my mistress.
No.746287
>>746286
я не был бахвальство . если я хотел похвастаться , ID -то делать braggy . как говорят всю эту фразу в России
No.746288
>>746287
>flipping through her notecards
I only understood half of what you said.
No.746289
>>746288
действительно? это мой первый раз даже выступая России . получить на моем уровне скраб господина . Вы даже поднять братан ?
No.746290
>>746289
>fucks minimaid's giving: none
You are somehow more childish than I am. I have to congratulate you, that is an impressive feat for a calculator.
No.746291
File: 1456178630733.jpg (44.63 KB, 400x367, 400:367, 8aa5a6d68ef095e3fe4cf5c233….jpg)
>>746290
And yet, I probably understand better than anyone else what it means to feel.
No.746292
>>746291
And it is wasted on a cynic. Grandoise.
>prodding at Machine Man's chest
So where does the bread go in to make toast?
No.746294
>>746292
I only make toast at parties. When I'm drunk.
>drinking right now
>>746293
My name is Aaron
No.746295
>>746294
>holding two slices of bread and waiting expectantly
>Mini no
I am Fabiola, if we are sharing names, though you will probably continue to refer to me as "fleshy".
No.746296
>>746295
I call people by their names. I'm not a monster.
No.746297
>>746296
I thought you were a toaster, not a monster.
No.746298
>>746297
I'm neither honestly. I say I make toast, but I actually just put bread in my pants and tell drunks it's toast and then they eat it
No.746299
>>746298
...And that is a prank? I don't get it. It is still bread.
No.746302
File: 1456180298455.jpg (64.59 KB, 408x413, 408:413, 2559844-hulk_057__282012_2….jpg)
>>746301
Now you're getting it
No.746305
File: 1456180919643.jpg (659.16 KB, 1350x2042, 675:1021, 3089485-marvelzombies30012….jpg)
>>746304
What's not to understand?
No.746306
>>746305
What makes it funny? It's still just bread.
>minimaid almost pure
No.746307
>>746306
Maybe you have to be there?
No.746308
>>746307
I suppose so...
I wonder where the others are. It has been hectic lately.
No.746309
File: 1456182011160.jpg (97.67 KB, 500x687, 500:687, tumblr_mspytwkI2D1rih3olo1….jpg)
>>746308
Probably something lame and boring
No.746310
>>746309
I hope they're taking care of themselves.
No.746318
>Predator log update
>I have been watching this "roomba" for hours
>is it a trap? a killer robot? or just some sort of cleaning tool?
>must investigate deeper
No.746319
>>746318
I think its just a vaccum
No.746320
>>746319
>that's what they want you to think human
>next thing you know
>probe
>in the ass
No.746322
>>746320
I don't know. I mean, Help.R hasn't ever tried to do that
No.746324
>>746322
>what does this "Help R" do?
No.746325
>>746324
Mostly just roll around the house beeping. I think he's starting go insane.
No.746326
>>746325
>just like the "Roomba"
>I knew the dawn of the insane machine was coming!
>now I must watch them so that I can hunt them!
No.746327
>>746326
If that's what you're worried about, you are WAY too late. I mean, just about every robot I've ever met is totally insane
No.746328
>>746327
>how many have you met?
No.746330
>>746328
Like....a baker's dozen.
No.746331
>>746329
>whats eating you?
>is it the "Roomba"?
>don't worry I'm watching it
>>746330
>......that sounds fun
No.746332
>>746331
Noooo, it's not the Roomba.
I didn't even notice that thing.
No.746333
>>746332
>I did
>and I don't trust it
>I'm going to make sure it knows my power!
No.746334
File: 1456187150837.png (51.66 KB, 746x1072, 373:536, raiden___metal_gear_rising….png)
>>746333
It's just a vacuum--
>debris lands on the ground
>it shoots at the debris with a laser
HOLY SHIT
No.746335
>>746331
It....was....AWESOME! they had like...blades and lasers and all kinds a robot stuff!
But in the end, they were no match for Ol Henery Alan Venture
No.746336
>>746334
>yeeeeeaah
>see, now who's being paranoid?
>>746335
>who's that?
No.746337
>>746336
That thing shouldn't even be legal to sell!
No.746338
>>746334
>>746335
>>746336
>There are several modifications
>Notably it is faster, painted red and is sporting a command horn
No.746339
>>746337
>and yet here it is
>trying to murder you all
>>746338
>and it upgraded
>it's like the Terminators all over again
>only smaller
No.746340
>>746338
Good lord...
>>746339
Okay, this looks bad...
No.746341
>>746336
Me. I used my super sweet Batman moves. Totally saved the day. Totally made out with some fly hotties.
>>746338
Neat
No.746342
>>746338
Hey girl how you LIVIN?
No.746343
>>746341
>oh....
>that so.....
>ignore the three dots coming from my mask on your chest.....
>or the thing on my shoulder starting to power up
>>746340
>hey Jack
>good news!
>I'm about to nab me a trophy!
No.746344
>>746343
>looks at the three dots
Oh no you won't!
>must protect the weak
>MUST PROTECT THE WEAK
No.746345
>>746344
>hey
>HEY!
>he said he was strong!
>I only attack the strong!
>what do you take me for a bad blood?
No.746346
>>746339
>>746340
>>746341
>>746342
>The roomba ignores them, continuing its mission to explore strange new floors, to seek out new dust and new fragmentations - To boldly go where no man has cleaned the floor.
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No.746347
File: 1456188189291.jpg (178.5 KB, 1064x633, 1064:633, venture-brothers-season-6-….jpg)
>>746343
Is that so...?
HI YAH!
>POCKET SAND
>rolling Dodge
>throws pencil into Predators Date Rape Shoulder Shooter
No.746348
File: 1456188222718.jpg (152.78 KB, 596x842, 298:421, 3089488-marvelzombies30012….jpg)
No.746349
>>746347
>SAND
>TARGET ACQUIRED
>ENGAGE
vrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
>Rolling over the dust on the floor
No.746350
>>746347
>.....I'm wearing a mask
>and you just rolled closer to me.....
>and that pencil isn't even sharpened......
>......you're not as great as you said you are.....
No.746351
>>746345
Does he look strong to you?
>>746346
>kneels to its level
>squint
What are you up to...
No.746352
>>746350
Wait for it......
No.746353
>>746351
>he DISHONORABLY lead me into thinking he was
>I see now that errors were made
>in fact he's the saddest thing I've ever met
>maybe someone can make a man out of him?
>>746352
>.....okay....
>but now I feel bad for trying to kill you
>I mean DISHONORABLY lying to me like was still bad on you
>but all I can do is tell your parents on you
No.746354
>>746353
My Dad doesn't know I'm here. Come to think of it, pop never knows where I am
No.746355
File: 1456188718039.jpg (301.93 KB, 1280x1926, 640:963, raiden_metal_gear_rising_b….jpg)
>>746353
...don't look at me.
I'm busy enough.
No.746356
>>746354
>ouch
>if it makes you feel better my dad banished me here
>he's kind of a hard ass
>>746355
>doing what Jack?
>judging your friends?
>really man thinking I'd go after the weak
>I though me and you were cool
No.746357
File: 1456188936817.png (636.54 KB, 756x584, 189:146, mgr_r___raiden_screenart_b….png)
>>746356
...we're friends?
No.746358
>>746357
>.....you cut deep Jack
>I got Zelda to say you were cool~
>I'm like your wing man
No.746359
>>746356
My Dad's a total crumb bum. But I'm starting to think its because Grandpa Jonas was...I don't know...probably a terrible dad.
No.746360
>>746358
Wingman?
Whoa whoa whoa, you implied a lot of implications with that word alone.
No.746361
>>746359
>yeah my grandpapa was strict as hell
>we wake up before the second sun rise
>and if he saw you slacking he would beat you with his staff
>>746360
>go with it Jack
>go ninja
>go ninja
>go
No.746362
>>746361
I'm not gonna go with it, can we back up here for a minute?
No.746363
>>746361
I never met Grandpa Jonas. He was dead for like...I think twenty years before I was even born.
No.746364
>>746362
>I can't
>the wall is behind me
>>746363
>how'd he die?
No.746365
>>746364
I don't mean literally!
No.746366
vrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
>*bump*
>>746363
>treats the object like a wall and goes around it
vrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
>*bump*
>>746364
>Another wall
vrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
>*bump*
>>746365
>Is now stuck in a triangle loop
No.746367
>>746364
Not a clue. Every time anyone even mentions Grandpa Jonas, Pop goes off on some tangent about what a terrible childhood he had.
No.746368
>>746367
>I have yet to meet a human with a good one
>>746365
>>746366
>Jack it's doing stuff again
No.746369
>>746366
Interesting...
>>746368
>Anything to distract from the previous conversation
I noticed.
No.746370
>>746369
>Jack you have to fight it
>just don't think about the cat
No.746371
>>746368
All things considered, my childhood has been freakin awesome!
No.746372
>>746370
You say I have to fight everything.
No.746373
>>746368
>>746369
>Finds a way out
>Motors toward the kitchen
vrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
No.746374
>>746372
>well I would
>but Mr. Jumps to conclusions may try to stop me thinking I fight the weak
>>746371
>yeah mine was really basic
No.746376
File: 1456190492720.jpg (275.06 KB, 851x842, 851:842, mgr_r_sketching___jack___r….jpg)
>>746373
Where's it going now?!
>>746374
You're never going to get over that, are you?
No.746377
>>746376
>I never heard "I'm sorry"
>that really hurt my honor Jack
No.746378
>>746374
Dude..you're a predator. You're basic is probably just like...surviving a thousand Brocks.
No.746379
>>746377
>siiiiiiigh
I'm sorry, man.
No.746380
>>746378
>well when you learn to walk the first thing you learn is to DOGE
>then fight
>then not die
>then to really not die
>then to kill
>then to trophy kill
>and in between all of it, you must stay HONORABLE
>or you die
>no really dad showed me the remains of family that fucked up
>would always go "son if you ever fuck up I'll rip your head off myself"
>>746379
>I forgive you...now lets go get that machine!
No.746381
>>746380
OH SHOOT I JUST REMEMBERED SOMETHING GOTTA GOOOOO!
No.746385
>>746383
>gets in the box
We'll sneak up on it...
No.746387
File: 1456191469032.jpg (78.22 KB, 500x491, 500:491, tumblr_nf67c69V7N1tmfruno1….jpg)
>>746383
>>746385
>standing in the kitchen
No.746388
File: 1456191696686.jpg (140.64 KB, 575x313, 575:313, invisibility-cloak-predato….jpg)
>>746385
>ready
>lets check this out
>>746387
>not the droid we're looking for
No.746389
>>746385
>>746387
>>746388
>Something small red and robotic watches them from atop the refrigerator
No.746390
>>746389
This thing... is no ordinary thing.
It must by an enemy [S t a n d].
...How did I speak like that?
No.746391
>>746387
>WHAT THE HELL?!
>>746388
Hmmm--
>>746389
Oh god it's...watching us.
No.746392
>>746391
>Gone when the top of the refrigerator is inspected
>Distant soft sounds in the air ducts:
vrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
No.746393
>>746389
>I always feel like
>somebody's watching me~
>>746391
>what do we do?
No.746394
>>746388
Tough shit.
>>746391
Well hello to you too asshole
No.746395
>>746393
We sneak--
>>746392
HUH?!
Stealth operations are no longer feasible...
>throws box away
Slice to kill!
>>746394
Well I mean...sorry for being so...so judgemental?
No.746396
>>746395
Mister Jack wait, the roomba is my replacement! It is helping. Now I can spend more time refining my other skills.
>
Does it have to die?
No.746397
>Wanders in from supervising the mobile suit recovery out back
Yo, what's everybody doing in the kitchen?
Can anybody hand me a beer?
No.746398
File: 1456192736405.jpg (361.81 KB, 707x1000, 707:1000, mgr_r_raiden_by_olivia730-….jpg)
>>746396
...maybe it doesn't.
It's still freaking me out though. It went into the vents and was watching us!
>>746397
>throws him a beer
We're hunting the Roomba...
No.746399
>>746398
>Catch and opened in a single motion.
Hm.
>Siiiiip
OH - wait, the Roomba?
Why?? Don't do that I just upgraded it to help Fabiloa.
No.746400
>>746398
I can fit in the vents too but it can clean faster than me in some places. It lessens my workload so I can do other things to be of use.
>>746399
I knew it was you. Thank you, mister Char.
No.746401
>>746399
It's freaking the Predator out.
Nothing freaks him out.
>>746400
Ffffine, I won't hack it to pieces.
For now.
No.746402
>>746400
Hey no worries~
>>746401
HAH! Really? That's silly it's harmle-
>Vent grate over his head falls open and the roomba lands on his head
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
IT'S GOT MY HAIR!!!
>Flailing around
>Trips over an ottoman Dick Van Dyke style
No.746404
>>746401
Thnk you, mister Jack-
>>746402
Oh no!!
No.746406
>>746402
I guess you're ri--
OR NOT
>>746404
Do you mind if I...?
No.746410
>>746406
Ah-um-aaaaa okay just don't cut mister Char!
No.746411
>>746410
Don't worry...
I never miss!
>draws sword
>slices the Roomba to pieces
>ZANDATSU
BULLSEYE!
>the blade didn't even touch Char
No.746412
>>746402
>CRITICAL ERROR.
>HAIR CLOG IN ROLLER 2
>PLEASE CLEAN AND RESET UNIT.
...
>On the ground Char is quietly sobbing as he pries it off his head and starts pulling chunks of hair out of it
>>746406
NO DON'T!
I just gotta teach'em to stay outta the ven-
>>746411
>Slice
.... dammit...
No.746413
>>746411
>>746412
I am very sorry, mister Char...
No.746415
>>746412
...I'll have Doktor build us a new one.
>>746413
Well uhhhh...like I said. I'll get Dok to make us a new one.
No.746416
>>746412
>well it learned the hard way
No.746417
>>746415
Dok? Who is that?
No.746419
>>746417
He's a friend of mine. Really smart guy. Provided me with this body of mine.
No.746421
File: 1456195548174.jpg (365.85 KB, 800x707, 800:707, boss5res_by_mstrmagnolia-d….jpg)
>drinking Mountain Dew Baja Blast
No.746422
>Heavy sigh
>Wanders off with the pieces of the robot
No.746424
>>746421
...when did they start selling that outside of Taco Bells?
>>746422
Wow...
No.746425
>>746419
He will hel-
>>746422
Aww... I have made mister Char sad.
No.746426
>I could have fixed that robot
>>746424
>we need to get some Mountain Dew Baja Blast
No.746427
>>746425
It was mostly my fault.
>>746426
Hell yeah we do!
No.746429
>>746427
If I just told you not to, this would not have happened...
No.746430
>>746424
They sell it in 12 pack of cans over the summer. Stocked up.
No.746431
>>746427
>Jack
>get the maid
>we're going on a Mountain Dew Baja Blast run
No.746433
>>746429
I was the one who asked...
>>746431
Now?
>>746430
Awww just in the summer?!
No.746435
>>746433
Just in the summer. Once fall hits, you gotta do a T Bell run if you want it.
No.746436
>>746433
>just the summer?
>damn
>now what do we do?
No.746438
>>746435
That suuuuuucks.
>>746436
I'm gonna sit here and be mad!
No.746440
>>746438
>oh.....
>guess I'll go back to my corner
No.746441
>>746433
It is both our faults. Now mister Char is sad his work was destroyed.
I only wanted to help...
No.746442
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>>746436
You could just go to Taco Bell
>>746438
I'm a little more bummed that I can't seem to find the Mountain Dew Voltage anymore.
No.746443
>>746440
You sure?
>>746441
Me too,but instead these hands have just destroyed...
>>746442
They don't have Voltage anymore either?!
No.746444
>>746442
>Taco Bell.....
>yeah.....YEAH!
>time to go on a hunt! for tacos!
No.746445
>>746443
We have to make it up to him.
No.746446
>>746443
Doesn't look like it
>>746444
There's a Taco Bell three kliks west. Drive Thru is open 24/7, but the dining room is only open until 11.
No.746447
>>746443
>new game plan
>Taco Bell
>bring the maid
>>746446
>then I'll bring my ship
No.746448
>>746445
But how?
>>746446
Shit!
I really liked Voltage too.
>>746447
How long do you think we'll be gone?
No.746449
>>746448
>......no idea
>we could have Taco Bell adventure
>and really look how down she is
No.746450
>>746448
I will cook my specialty meal for him.
No.746451
>>746449
Do you really think Taco Bell can fix that?
>>746450
And I'll...well I don't know what I can do.
No.746452
>hey look, it's Moon Kn- oh that's a lot of blood
No.746454
>>746451
You could help. We can present it together.
>>746452
>
>great
>bucket of water retrieved
If you could please try to not bleed everywhere.
>mini why
No.746455
>>746451
>Jack
>how will it not help?
No.746456
>>746452
That's gonna be a bitch to clean, y'know.
>>746454
Y'think so?
>>746455
I'm just saying Taco Bell is what you get when you can't afford McDonalds.
No.746457
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>>746448
It is the best
>>746452
>eh
>that's a decent amount of blood
>>746447
If it hovers, then it probably won't trip the weight sensor on the drive thru
No.746458
>>746452
>6/10
>seen more
>>746457
>then I'll drive low
>really really low
>>746456
>come on Jack
>I'm not making this run alone
No.746459
>>746454
It's not my blood.
>>746456
Yeah, I know. 'Least the blood'll come off of the metallic parts of my costume pretty easily.
>>746457
>Moonman's not on your level, Venom
>he hasn't been a demon since the 90s
>>746458
>o-oh
>o-okay
No.746460
>>746456
You are very good at dicing things quickly. I would appreciate you helping me cut up peppers and spices.
>>746459
I can tell. Hold still.
>splash
No.746461
>>746457
Not as good as Gatorade but still.
>>746458
I'm not that hungry, though.
>>746459
If you say so...
It can be a pain to get off metal too.
No.746462
>>746461
>you hurt me Jack
>you hurt me more then getting shot does
>or stabbed
>>746459
>my uncle killed a monster as big as a whale
>it took us a week just to wade out of all the blood and guts
No.746463
>>746460
>by the power of plot convenience, MK's costume is now clean
...Was that really necessary?
>>746461
Only after it dries up.
>shrugs
S'what I get for choosing to wear a costume that's predominately white.
>>746462
>so you're saying I need to go hunt whales?
No.746464
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>>746460
That I can do.
>>746462
You're a really sensitive Predator.
>>746463
How do you think I feel with white hair?
No.746465
>>746463
>
I was not going to allow you to track blood everywhere and make my job more difficult when I could solve it here and now.
>>746464
I appreciate it, mister Jack.
No.746466
>>746463
>nah they tend to not fight back as much
>you need to fight a huge dude
>like huge
>>746464
>and that's why I'm banished
No.746467
>>746464
Good point. You probably have more trouble with cleanup than I do.
>>746465
And people say I take my work too seriously...
>chuckles
I'll try not to be so... messy next time I show up.
>>746466
>and then rip and tear out his guts?
No.746468
>Crashes on his bed and passes out for a bit, the roomba unsuccessfully duct-taped back together on his desk
No.746469
>>746465
Don't worry about it.
This blade can be used for me than killing.
>>746466
Hmmm.
Well I'm sorry to remind you of that.
>>746467
Yeah, it's not easy...but I can live with it.
>>746468
>picks the Roomba up
Maybe I can send this to Doktor now to fix it up.
No.746470
>>746467
>that's the spirit
>>746469
>as you should
>well now I need to find someone to go a Taco Bell run
No.746471
>>746467
Maid work is very serious.
>
Thank you for your consideration.
>>746468
>[guilt intensifies]
>>746469
Let us begin.
No.746472
Hey...where's my pile of shit?
DID SOMEBODY CLEAN UP MY SHIT?!
No.746473
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>>746469
Maybe the R&D folks over at Outer Heaven could make something that'd keep blood off of you. Just a thought.
>>746470
>YEAH!
>RIP AND TEAR!
>>746471
No problem. Full moon's out, so I'm in a pretty good mood.
No.746474
>>746470
Good luck.
>>746471
>grips the blade
Let's do it.
>>746473
I'm not wasting anymore funds.
Master Miller is already mad enough at me as is.
No.746475
>>746472
It was probably the Roomba.
>>746473
They say the moon afflicts people with lunacy. Like Caligula.
>>746474
Go!
>flinging peppers at Raiden
No.746476
>>746474
What'd you do to piss him off?
>>746475
That's true, but it affects me a lot more than it affects most people. I'm called Moon Knight for a reason.
No.746477
File: 1456200159080.gif (969.73 KB, 410x228, 205:114, slice slice slice slice sl….gif)
>>746475
>
>>746476
I don't know, but now he's calling me Jort.
No.746478
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>>746475
Who the hell is Roomba? AND WHERE IS MY SHIT??
No.746479
>>746476
I see... so that is why you are a "superhero".
It still sounds silly to say so casually.
>>746477
>impressed meido is impressed
Tomatoes and potatoes are next.
>>746478
It is a small cleaning robot.
>
I do not know.
No.746480
>>746479
DAMMIT! I HAD HALF A BOX OF GIRL SCOUT COOKIES!
>punches the wall
>who needs four of those anyways?
No.746481
File: 1456200715538.jpg (117.91 KB, 593x900, 593:900, AND I'M FREE, FREE FALLIN'.jpg)
>>746477
Sheesh. At least the nicknames people give me make sense.
>>746479
You'll get used to it eventually.
>shrugs
Powers aren't really as special as people think they are.
No.746482
>>746479
Bring it on!
>>746481
It's the worst thing that has happened to me this week.
No.746483
>>746480
I am not cleaning that up.
>tfw Bala isn't around for a proximity strength boost
>>746481
That is an odd thing to say. What do you mean?
>>746482
>cocks her arm back
>fastball special: food edition
No.746484
>>746482
Really? Sounds like things are pretty good if that's all you have to worry about.
>>746483
They tend to turn into a crutch for the people who have them. You can make up for being a sloppy fighter if you're strong enough to punch skyscrapers down.
No.746485
>>746483
So you clean here?
No.746486
>>746483
>cue even more slicing
>>746484
Well I mean...
>cough cough
Yeah that's it.
But it's still frustrating! Aghhhhhhh!
No.746487
>>746484
...This is true. I make up for my stature with skill.
>>746485
That is correct.
>
I will not bear the blame for your missing items, sir.
>>746486
Perfect! Add some vegetable oil and some red kidney beans and let it simmer and we will have a heart meal.
No.746488
>Meanwhile, in Char's trash bin next to an empty can of Manta's Sprite
No.746489
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>>746487
If you're in charge of cleaning, that mean the little robot is one of your troops. If your trooper destroyed my goods, then its your poor management that lead to it. Therefore you are to blame.
THEY WERE THE PEANUT BUTTER PATTIES DAMMIT!
No.746490
>>746486
...This is gonna sound like a stupid question, but have you tried asking him to stop?
>>746487
>nods
If you can take someone's powers away for even just a few minutes, nine times out of ten, they're screwed. That's why people like you are scarier than supervillains. In my opinion, anyway.
No.746491
>>746489
>Meanwhile, NOT in Char's trash bin because he didn't find any peanut butter patties
No.746492
>>746487
That felt nice...
>>746490
Multiple times.
No.746493
>>746489
>shakes her head
I will not repeat myself.
>>746490
That sounds harder to do than to say.
>>746492
I was hoping so.
No.746494
>>746493
Fer shitsake. Either you're in charge of the cleaning here and one of your robots fucked up, meaning that you fucked up. Or you aren't in charge of jack shit and just want to seem like you do something despite doing jack shit.
No.746495
>>746492
I'm not really used to providing solutions that don't involve punching people in the face. Maybe just ignore him?
>>746493
It's easy if you've got access to the resources I do.
>Holy fuck, you really ARE just Batman with powers.
>Maybe I am. Who's fault is that?
>Yours, obviously.
>But I wouldn't be playing hero if you never brought me back.
>...You win this round, Marc.
No.746496
>>746493
>sheathes the blade
Perhaps this can be more than a weapon.
>>746495
That's a lot harder than you can imagine.
No.746497
>>746494
Baseless accusations made in frustration get no one anywhere. Stop this tantrum, you are a grown man so act like one.
Or maybe I have misjudged you.
>sniffsniff
I smell blood and garbage. Maybe you are just a pig someone decided to dress in clothes?
>>746495
That makes one of us then.
>>746496
You said it was a tool of justice before.
No.746498
>>746497
Says the child who can't even clean properly.
>
Blood's not mine. As for the garbage smell, I wash my armor in a swamp, what do you expect?
No.746499
>>746496
Well, nothing worth doing's ever easy.
>>746497
Don't feel too left out. I did a lot of stuff I'm not proud of to get rich.
>Gee, that won't get taken out of context at all.
No.746500
>>746497
That's what I tell myself, but I'm still unsure.
>>746499
I guess not, but I can deal with Jort...for now.
No.746501
>>746498
In my culture I am already a woman. You on the other hand have just admitted to being a pig. I fail to see what you would even know about my ability to do my job considering you just arrived to moan like a wanton whore about a box of cookies.
You are only embarrassing yourself.
>>746499
That seems to be the case of everyone here.
>
Do you know this idiot pig?
>>746500
A tool of justice is already more than a weapon. It can do more than take life. It can be used to protect.
No.746502
>>746501
Small use big words!
No.746503
>>746500
If you say so. He's bound to get bored of calling you that sooner or later.
>>746501
Y'mean Bardock? ...Kind of.
No.746504
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>>746501
But what good is a tool in swordfight?
>>746503
He said he'll be doing it for at least a week.
No.746505
>>746501
In my culture you'd be beaten and thrown to our young to act as a practice dummy.
I don't like people messing with my food. You like it when someone comes in and messes with your shit? Huh? Thank your stars I ain't Lord Beerus. Purple faced mother fucker would've blown the whole goddamn planet up if you messed with a single cookie.
>>746503
Hey guy who uses all the bleach, what the hell is wrong with this girl? Her vaccum bot messed with my shit and now she's acting like its my fault.
No.746506
>>746502
Toro? Are you hungry again?
I hope you brought something bigger this time.
>>746503
I will assume this one is one of those ones with the superpowers.
>shakes her head
I greatly dislike the arrogant ones who think might makes right.
>>746504
Are you saying a sword is not a tool?
>>746505
>shrugs
That is not my problem.
No.746507
>>746506
Master give cookie. Asterios not need food.
Small is mad?
No.746508
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Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Go dad!
Unless you're beating a little girl, that's just not paragon.
No.746509
>>746505
Not sure what to tell you, other than she takes her job pretty seriously.
>>746506
Then I doubt you two are gonna get along.
No.746510
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>>746506
That's what I was told.
No.746511
>>746506
Whatever. You're no worse than that woman that lives in my sons house and makes food. Just don't mess with my shit next time. or I'll I don't know....poke holes in all the mop buckets.
>>746508
I'M NOT BEATING ANYONE!
THE FUCK DOES PARAGON MEAN?!
>>746509
I come back from spending a month in space punching planets and I find all my shit gone. What the hell is happening to this place?
No.746512
No.746513
>>746511
>apparently 8chan no like my picture choice
No.746514
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>>746511
OH NO, DAD'S AN ANDROID!
>Invisible!
AN ANDROID!
No.746515
>>746507
It is nothing. Do not worry.
>>746509
I can see that. I did not want to start a conflict, but it seems pigs will do as bulls do here.
>Mini no the sass is too much
>>746510
Swords are tools to be used as their wielders see fit. That is what I see, at least. Like my guns. I use them to protect my mistress.
Your blade will be what you will it to be, mister Jack. All you have to do is know what you want it to be.
>>746511
For a self-proclaimed warrior all you seem to do is whine like a scolded child. I did nothing to your things and I doubt the roomba is big enough to even move a box of cookies.
You know there are dozens of people who come here and eat, yes?
Stop being so stupid.
No.746516
>>746515
>???
But Small is mad! Why Small mad? Asterios smash what make Small mad!
No.746517
>>746504
>oops
Playing the waiting game's probably your best option in that case.
>>746511
To be fair, if you leave stuff here for a month, someone's bound to steal it. Not like we have a Lost & Found box set up around here.
>>746515
Calm down, Fabiola. Getting upset's only gonna make things worse.
No.746518
>>746515
>"Is your cause just or is that 'just' what you tell yourself?"
Maybe you're right...you probably are. My sword is what I make it.
And I don't know what to make it...
No.746519
>Yawns, scratching his neck and dragging the duct-taped robot with him back down stairs, a small tool kit tucked under his arm
No.746520
>>746517
You're right, you're right.
It's still embarrassing, though...
No.746521
>>746514
TURN AROUND YOU IDIOT! I'M OVER HERE!
>>746515
You still on this? I said Whatever. Its done. No point in arguing with a child.
>>746517
All my spare headbands are gone too. Everything was in a nice pile where I sleep. Then I leave and BAM! Its gone. Then she says she's in charge of cleaning. I make my grievences known and she gets hung up on just one of my missing items, blames a robot and then calls me stupid?
>>746519
Is that a Roomba?
No.746522
>>746516
I am not mad. I am just supremely disappointed.
>>746517
>guh
You are right. At least I have controlled my anger as to not fire my weapons. Not that they would do me any good.
>>746518
What do you want to do with it?
>>746521
You're still on whining about your things?
It seems like it is not done. What an idiot, you don't even know how to let things go.
No.746523
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>>746521
I feel like...someone wants to see me something.
No.746524
>>746522
I want to use it to protect the weak...and to change the future.
No.746525
File: 1456204606089.png (463.13 KB, 500x653, 500:653, tumblr_nmprhbh6KU1rfrzlio1….png)
>>746524
Is this about that war economy and being turned into a cyborg and world full of robots thing?
Because I look great in this suit.
No.746526
>>746522
Asterios not smash?
>staring between Goku and Bardock
Two!
No.746528
>>746520
Hey, if I can deal with all the Klansman jokes, you can deal with this.
>>746521
She probably just got offended after you got angry. It's really not that big of a deal.
>>746522
>nodding
There aren't many conventional weapons that could hurt a Saiyan. Save your ammo for the people you can actually hurt.
No.746529
>>746522
Last I checked, I said I was done with it. I'm more voicing my displeasure in a private coversation with someone that isn't you.
Whoever is in charge of you has failed in your training.
>>746526
What're you looking at?
>>746528
What does she have to be offended by? I'm the one who has no stuff and has been treated rudely
No.746530
>>746521
Yeah.
Well, technically, no - it's a knock-off vacuum robot by the SHARP company.
But I've modified it extensively with tripled efficiency... Or at least I had.
>Pulling duct-tape off it
No.746531
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>>746526
>>746527
In...Invisible cows?
Running their way to my stomach
A moo age...
>>746529
Dad look!
A cow
No.746532
>>746524
That sounds like justice to me.
>
Do you believe you can save people?
>>746526
It is okay, Toro.
>>746528
Of course. I have not fired a single shot since my last outburst with you.
>
Except practice ammunition. But those do not count.
>>746529
You mean whining. You are a very whiny adult.
I am done, speaking with idiots is a drain I do not need.
No.746533
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>>746525
It's about the soldiers, Snake!
The child soldiers...the PMCs...they're everywhere!
And yes you do.
>>746528
At least those jokes make some sense.
>>746532
I believe I can, yes...
No.746534
>>746529
Two!
>pointing at Goku
>>746531
Eat? Asterios eat monster. You eat monster?
>>746532
Asterios go hunt now.
>spiritmode go
No.746535
>>746533
Not to be one of those guys, but it's 2016.
You were a child soldier in what, the early 90s? It's been more than a decade since then, we're past Zanzibarland and even that dumbass President with the football forehead.
Really I'm more ticked off at the lack of hover boards.
No.746536
>>746530
Char, I've been told the robot took my things. So...Imma gonna have ta smash it.
>>746531
>sigh
That's right Son. Its a cow....
>>746532
>not even acknowledging her anymore
>>746534
Sure
No.746537
>>746529
>shrugs
I've got no idea.
>>746532
>smiles
Self-control's always a good quality to have.
>>746533
Yeah, but it's harder to feel insulted when someone's joke doesn't make sense.
No.746538
>>746533
What if they do not want to be saved?
Is it still salvation if it is forced on an unwilling person?
>>746534
Goodbye.
>>746537
How do you breathe with a bag over your nose and mouth?
No.746539
>>746534
...I love you.
>>746536
Dad?
You wanna have a catch?
No.746540
>>746535
>looks at his body
...hey yeah, if cyborgs like this can exist how come hoverboards can't?!
>>746537
You'd be surprised.
>>746538
Then you convince them they want to be saved. Try your hardest! No matter how far lost they think they are, they can't be as far lost as they think.
No.746541
>>746537
Oh...wait....Kakarot told me that once a month Chi Chi has her...."Time".
You think its just this girl's "Time"
>>746539
Catch what? A Fish? Swamp Fish is pretty good eating.
No.746542
>>746536
>It's already in pieces
>Rolls his eyes
Have at it
No.746543
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>>746540
They're keeping the tech away, kid.
Then they'll flood the market after cementing their monopoly, creating a hover board economy.
No.746544
>>746538
...Because it's not made of plastic?
>>746540
Oh, right. People get offended by anything that moves these days.
>>746541
Uh... it's a possibility, I guess.
No.746545
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>>746541
No, no, like a catch? Like in a...field of dreams?
No.746546
>>746540
And if they still refuse?
>she's gauging yo JUSTICE, Raiden
>>746542
I am sorry for what happened to your robot...
>producing a cauldron of beans
I made you food. I know it does not make up for it, but...
>>746544
>blink
I was expecting you to say something about not questioning how things work.
That was what I got when I asked mister Todd about how his guns transformed.
No.746547
>>746542
>throws it in the air
>ki blast
>no more roomba
It had to be done.
>
You get those Thin Mints I sent for ya?
>>746544
>shrugs
>>746545
What's a field of dreams?
No.746548
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>>746547
The last good Kevin Costner movie.
Ever.
Of all time.
No.746549
>>746543
...an entire hover board economy.
Snake we've got to do something about this...we've got to get a hover board out before this hover board economy can get strong!
>>746544
Exactly.
It's a sad state to be in...
>>746546
Then try harder.
If that doesn't work and they still don't want to be saved? Then I'd rather have tried than to have done nothing at all.
No.746550
>>746549
>tapping at SolidEye
No good, all we have left to throw at them are hundreds of douchebags on these stupid things.
No.746551
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>>746546
Most of the time, people only say "Don't question it" when they don't know how something works either. 'Sides, it's not like a mask is overly complicated.
>>746547
>counter-shrug
>>746549
Wait, so you're easily offended, then?
No.746552
>>746548
What about Bull Durham?
>>746551
You're good people Moonie.
No.746553
>>746547
>Oh good! Those were mine. Solves that mystery.
Yep!! Thanks!!!
>Frowns at his robot being gone
>>746546
O-Oh... Thank you!!
>He hugs minimaid
It smells great!
>Spooning a bowl of it into his helmet
It's not your fault what happened to the roomba. I keep forgetting why this place doesn't have nice things for long.
If it hadn't been Captain Choppy earlier it'd have been Blasty McBardock over there just now. Easy come, easy go...
>Eats a spoonful of the beans
Ohhhh yeah I'm gonna' enjoy this.
No.746554
>>746552
Well I'm pretty sure Bull Durham came out before Field of Dreams, but Master Roshi was playing Waterworld at Kame House one time and I got kiiiiiiiiinda mad.
No.746555
>>746549
>
Your ideals are just. I do not know why you question yourself, the answer is clear as day.
Are you sure that you don't know what you want?
>>746551
I will remember that.
>>746553
I am glad... mister Jack helped too. I could not have diced everything so finely like he could.
No.746556
>What's that low rumbling?
>SLIP SPACE RUPTURE MOTHER FUCKERS
>Aaaaand the hall erupts in violent 180 Mike per hour winds
>Aaaaand a little german gets thrown out like a ragdoll
AH AH AH AH!
>Crash
No.746557
>>746550
Then we have no choice.
>>746551
Do I look like someone who's easily offended to you?
>>746555
Ideals alone do not make a good man.
How he acts on them is what really matters.
No.746558
>>746556
>bowled into
...
...
...
No.746559
>>746555
>Figures
Well it's delicious! Is it a family recipe?
>>746556
>And for the second time today something was landing on his head out of nowhere
No.746560
>>746556
>totally gets a pantsu shot
>SolidEye takes a picture
>>746557
What have I told you about your active camouflage, damn it.
No.746561
>>746556
>head pokes out of the rubble
>yawns
Business as usual here, huh.
No.746562
>>746553
There's plenty of nice things. I saw they cleaned all the fans out of the Hot Tub room. Plus that portrait of the Manta guy looks pretty pristine
>>746554
What about....I actually don't know any other Costner movies.
No.746563
>>746557
You know what you want. All you have to do is act on them and the meaning behind your sword will become crystallized.
>>746559
Yes. It is my late mother's.
>>746556
Eh??
>>746561
This is normal too?
No.746564
>>746562
He was in Robin Hood!
The bad one!
Oh yeah I forgot!
>drops a laundry basket full of his bandannas
Chi Chi needed them for her Time, I ran out of gis she could rip up.
No.746565
>>746552
That's a pretty unpopular opinion, but... thanks.
>>746555
Huh. Never would've thought I could teach someone a life lesson.
>>746557
Do you really want me to answer that?
No.746566
>>746560
Right, I should get that fixed.
>>746563
I suppose you're right, but...I feel I get too violent sometimes!
>>746565
As honestly as you possibly can.
No.746567
>>746564
>just burns the bandannas
>>746565
To be fair, I only really like my one grandson.
No.746568
>tapping at a holoscreen
Ok, I've officially allocated all of my credits into 342 separate accounts so that they all contain approximately 80085 creds.
>Lying Cat just shakes her head
What? I have hobbies too, you know.
No.746569
>>746563
>extracting himself form the mess
I'd say so, yeah. Anything goes here.
No.746570
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>>746558
>Nein, nein, nein, das kann nicht .. das ist geschehen , das ist Big Boss!
No no no this cant be happening, that's, that's Big Boss!
>She's about, 500% embarrassed. Give or take 50.
>>746559
>Upside down Prinz
>Winces at you getting hit
>>746560
>By this point everyone has seen Prinz's pantsu. Poor Prinz, she's too cute for her own good.
>>746561
>Gets herself together
>Upright, dusting herself off
Stupid, stupid Prometh.. Prome..
>She's having difficulty with enunciation.
Stupid.. PROMETHEANS! Always shotting with Forerunner tech.
>Checking her Comms.
Hallo, come in, hallo.
>Sigh
>>746563
Ja?
No.746571
>>746560
David do me a favor. Punch Eli in the face for me.
>Faaaaatheeeerrrrr it's my turn to driiiiiive
You drove off a cliff.
>For good reasons!
To try and kill me.
>For good reasons!
No.746572
>>746567
Did you call me a grand son?
No.746573
>>746570
>Scary Boss go
...
>clears his throat
I see London, I see France, I see Prinz's underpants.
No.746574
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>>746566
Then yeah, you do. I've been wrong before, though.
>>746567
You mean the only family member you have who isn't a disappointment?
No.746575
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>>746572
While you're my best son, I like Goten best.
No.746576
>>746566
Don't say you'll get it fixed, just
>FIX IT
Thank you, little Snake.
>>746570
Damn uporn.com popup ads...
>>746571
Can't you just hand him over to Ocelot.
I helped Sunny make burgers today, I've filled my quota of hitting stupid sacks of meat.
No.746577
>>746565
I learn from many unorthodox teachers.
>>746569
Geh... I really never will acclimate.
>>746566
So try harder like you said. Nobody is perfect.
>>746570
Are you okay?
No.746578
File: 1456207385483.png (481.71 KB, 640x471, 640:471, 9d6e2faf3c621278cca11451fd….png)
>>746575
B-But Goten is just me and small! With a best friend!
Oh no, I haven't been a good best friend, I haven't seen Vegeta since our bowling club night!
No.746579
>>746570
>Frantically checking his head to make sure his hair's still there
Whew!
>>746563
>dusting himself off
>needs to stop getting hit in the head without his helmet on
>wears that shit for a reason
>still eating beans from it
It's so spicy
No.746580
>>746574
You're not particularly wrong in this instance though.
>>746576
Where am I supposed to get it fixed?!
>>746577
I suppose I can't be one of those people who gives up.
Jack the Ripper is pretty much history now...but yet I still live in fear of it coming back.
No.746581
>>746570
Can't you do this outside?
>>746577
I don't think you'd want to. I've been here far too long.
No.746583
>>746578
I don't think Vegeta thinks you're his best friend
No.746584
>>746583
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?
That must mean...he thinks I'm a super best friend!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAY
No.746585
>>746577
"Unorthodox" is kind of putting it lightly, to be honest.
>>746580
Sooo... you're admitting it?
No.746586
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>>746580
You've had two games, shouldn't you have your own nerd by now?
Dad and Venom's nerd is at the bottom of the ocean, so I guess you could borrow mine.
Tell 'im to hold off the on hot sauce next time he goes to Chaluta's. Taking a nice shit hasn't been the same since the toilets got their own chips.
No.746587
>>746573
>Pulling her skirt down
Nein nein, say not that!
>Embarrassed levels have increased: 700%
>>746576
Uh.. erm.. h-hallo.
>>746577
>Pulls out a mini laptop, running diagnostics on her equipment..
>..
>..
Gute morgan.. after running diagnostics, grounded I am. Translight engines are down.. damn.
>Still static over comms.
And can't get signal to Foehammer. Otherwise ja, fine I am. Danke for asking.
>>746579
>!
Okay you are ja? So so so sorry, had emergency jump.
>>746581
Emergency Evac is not as easy as seams.
No.746588
>>746579
I cut up many different types of peppers. We use the Carolina Reaper and ghost peppers, habaneros and chilis, jalapenos and bell.
>nodnod
>>746585
It is the only word I can use.
>>746581
I will be here as long as miss Bala deigns to remain.
>
And for as long as I can learn from you, teacher.
>>746587
...What?
>notecards go
>only in English, Spanish and Russian
Um...
No.746589
File: 1456207845803.jpg (179.33 KB, 850x694, 425:347, Pogeymans Rising Revengean….jpg)
>>746585
Yes.
>he's just being hard on himself
>as always
>>746586
I already do, actually.
But traveling to see Doktor is gonna be a pain in the ass.
Also that's gross.
No.746591
>>746587
Emergency?
>>746588
Aw, don't give me that look.
No.746592
>>746576
Daviiiid.
>BRRRRRROTHER--
>PFFFFFT
Yeah okay I can't stand him.
>>746587
I was expecting shimapan... but plain white is good too.
>Boss why?
>>746590
Did you get those cows I asked for?
No.746593
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>>746587
Meryl...?
>>746589
Eh, Sunny's kind of a nerd, right.
You just can't enjoy it, or I'm having the dog rip your legs off.
>>746590
What in the hell is that.
>>746592
Does this have anything to do with why you won't let me use fulton anymore.
No.746594
>>746587
Oh I'll be fine. I got into a fight with my vacuum-cleaner-robot-son this afternoon and he got me harder than that.
I don't think we've met. Are you one of Boss's officers? Emergency jump?
>>746588
>Oh god my heart
>Finishing the bowl
Thank you so much Fabiola
>He cleans his helmet in the sink, dries it off and puts it back on
No.746595
>>746588
>This is getting boring. I'm gonna freak her out.
>Don't.
>Aw c'mon. What could possibly go wrong? Also, I never said you had a choice.
>and then Moonman collapsed
>>746589
>that's cool
>but MK's unconscious now
No.746596
>>746590
You went to Taco Bell...
>>746593
I mean yeah, but...fine I'll go see Doktor about it.
And I like these legs! At least have him tear my arm off, that's something that at least happens a lot.
>>746595
...
>sigh
I should probably help him.
No.746597
>>746592
Of course I did. They're all on base grazing or whatever.
>>746593
Subpar
>>746596
I was hungry.
And out of baja blast
No.746598
>>746588
>Smiles
I am fine, dan.. ah, erm.. thank you for asking.
>>746591
Ja, had to create a slip space in the middle of battlefield I. Hostile forces ah, how say, ah.. >thinking thinking..
.. overwhelming. Ja, overwhelming. Lucky only me went through portal, at times others get caught.
>>746592
>Red red Prinz
I dunno what say I. Uh, danke I guess.
>Holding down her skirt
Okay are you?
>>746593
Nein. Prinz.
>Salutes
Admiral Prinz Eugen.
>>746594
Nein, I work the United Nations. Ja, emergency jump protocols, and landed here.
>Still static in comms
Foehammer is going to be worried.
No.746599
>>746591
W-what look?
>>746594
You do not need to use the bathroom, right?
...I am so very sorry if you do and I will pray to God for your safety.
>>746595
>blink
>she works for Bala birdman
>gonna have to do waaay better than that
I am sure it is just a nap.
>>746598
You hit the old man very fast... are you sure?
No.746600
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>>746593
It has everything to do why you can't use the fulton anymore.
>>746594
My shipgirls will be around eventually.
>>746597
Excellent... now for phase two.
We tip them.
>>746598
Admiral, eh? Leading a fleet? In such a short skirt, your men must have a nice view.
No.746601
>>746596
But then you wouldn't learn your lesson.
Do you have a handshake yet? It's pretty much required.
>>746597
Damn shame, I remember when you could meld two completely separate Mexican fast food dishes and really taste it in your arteries.
>>746598
MERRYL!?
No.746602
>>746598
So what, you're stranded here now?
No.746603
>>746599
Don't become indebted to a guy like me.
No.746604
>>746597
Looks like you didn't stock up enough.
>>746601
What lesson?!
I hardly see the man in person, what do I need a handshake for?
No.746605
>>746598
>United Nations
Interesting.
What kind of hostile forces were identified?
>>746599
Cast iron stomach
>Pats his belly
>Cyborg clanking noise
I'll be fine for a few hours at least.
>>746600
Ah. Gotcha.
What role does the UN play nowdays anyway?
No.746606
No.746607
>>746606
oh wow it just doesn't like my picture
No.746608
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>>746600
Shouldn't we tip someone else's cows?
>>746601
Quesoritto was better. And of course who could forget the Doritos Locos Taco.
>>746604
Most of it is on OH.
No.746609
>>746596
>yes
>yes you should
>>746599
>don't worry, minimaid
>he's getting back up
>wait why are his eyes red
I AM ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL.
>uh-oh spaghettios
No.746610
>>746599
Ja, very very fast, but see shield took most damage. More worried of him I am..
>Dusting off her legs
>Gets back up
Admiral Prinz Eugen. Prinz is fine eheeh.
>>746600
It's just callsign, and not really have fleet me. I work intelligence mostly.. except today. Today I went too deep behind enemy lines.
>Why you making Prinz red?
Skirt is.. is..
>Says under her breath
standard issue.
>>746601
Not Merryl me, I am Prinz.
>>746602
Until extraction. Beacon working fine, they find me soon.. I hope. 24 hours maybe 36.
>>746605
Pardon I, that all classified. But what can say is Prometheans, in an artifical world called a Shield World.
No.746611
>>746604
The lesson that can't be taught by VR.
The one that isn't sexy at least.
You sure this guy isn't an AI.
>>746608
Nobody, 'specially since you're always leaking the damn dust everywhere on base.
Master Miller's bitching at me for letting ants in, and I can't keep hiding the lawn mower from him.
>>746610
MRRL
No.746612
>>746603
You wrote onto my esqueleto. At this point what you ask of me is impossible.
...Besides, it is not like I dislike being around you.
>>746605
Vaya con Dios, mister Char.
>>746609
>um
The god of the moon? You must be bored.
>she's a very perceptive tyke
>>746610
You may call me Fabiola. I am the maid of miss Balalaika.
No.746613
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>>746608
Good thing I always bring what I need to drink with me.
>>746609
...ahhh shit.
Don't tell me he's got a sociopathic split personality too.
>>746611
I've already learned a lot outside of VR though!
And I'm positive, I met him. I just don't see him, or many of my associates often. But I do.
I prefer being out on the field.
No.746614
>>746605
They don't. Not mine at least. I rescued a small group of survivors from a disaster of massacre proportions and they remained in my service ever since.
>>746608
Good point. This is a two-man operation. We'll be assuming Snake Formation.
>>746610
I know. All of our shipgirls are... very revealing, except for Tenryuu, Tatsuta and Akitsu Maru.
Maybe Bismarck.
And I'm fine. I've been crushed under a ten thousand ton tank before when I was younger.
No.746615
>>746612
And you're not very fun.
>>746613
You're kidding, right? He's already a sociopath. It's his split personalities that aren't. Except for that time he pretended to be Wolverine, anyway.
No.746616
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>>746611
You know what they call Cool Ranch in non-America? Cool American flavor.
>>746613
The Taco run was last minute. Admittedly I should have planned better
>>746614
I just got back from obtaining the cows. Last thing I want to do is see more cows
No.746617
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>>746611
>Sigh
Hallo.
>>746612
Oh hallo Fabiola. Not sure who uh.. Bala.. Bala..
>How the fuck
Bala.. Balloon Lake is.
>kek
>>746614
>Ten thousand ton tank
>Suffered two detonations of Fat Man plutonium implosion-type nuclear weapons- each with a yield of 23 kilotons of TNT
>She knows that feel xD
Bismarck! How is Nee-Chan!?
>Smiles
Bismarck very, ah.. nevermind me, I say nothing.
No.746618
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>>746613
Then you're probably gonna be sad to hear that this is a swamp.
What kind of name is Doktor. That's just taking a normal word and changing a letter.
You can't trust those types.
No.746619
>>746610
Aliens, huh?
>Lights a cigar he swiped off Boss >>746614
What kind of massacre?
No.746620
>>746615
That sounds really...stupid.
>>746616
Well not like you could help it.
What with it being last minute and all.
>>746618
Don't see why not.
No.746621
>>746616
...He'll probably appreciate that.
>>746620
Exactly.
>Snake away
No.746622
>>746610
Wow. So you are stranded then. I'd hate to be stuck in this dump.
>>746612
And you're not half bad yourself, Tiny.
>headpat
Forget I said anything, yeah?
>pulls out his fishing rod from the mess of furniture
I'm gonna be fishing for a bit.
pls post
No.746623
>>746617
>Boss was literally there during Operation Crossroads on Bikini Atoll
>he knows
>he was irradiated by the same bomb that sunk Nagato
>wew corresponding history
She's looking forward to seeing you. As I've calmed down with the Abyssals routed and Tenryuu fully recovered, you're welcome to visit base again.
>>746616
You're no fun... where's your sense of adventure?
>>746619
Their home sunk and they crossed the Pacific looking for a new one. They were attacked en masse by the Abyssal fleet. I mobilized a rescue operation but there were... heavy casualties. I saved who I could.
No.746624
>>746615
>holds up a notecard
>"Okay"
>"De acuerdo"
>"Хорошо"
I am not here to entertain bloodthirsty gods, I am here to serve my mistress.
>>746617
Miss Bala will do.
>
It is not important to know. All that matters is that I am her maid.
>>746622
Are you upset?
No.746626
>>746624
>>746625
Bad dream is all, Tiny.
No.746627
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>>746620
What did you expect? His brain might as well be held together with duct tape and chewing gum.
>>746624
>>746625
Y'mean the walking bacon strip?
>birdman no
No.746628
>>746620
Still....still....
>>746621
Oh totally
>>746623
Buried in cow dung somewhere in mormonfuck Wisconsin
No.746629
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>>746619
Ja aliens.
>Walks off for a bit and returns with a brew
It's been long week.
>>746622
Bismarck here somehwere so not really stranded. I call it vacation eheehe.
>>746623
Oh danke danke! I would like to see her again., but once I showered and not full of uh..
>rubbing something sticky inbetween her index finger and thumb
what this is I know not.
>But it green.
Tenryuu back!? Such good hear to new..
>And she fucked up that sentence badly
I uh, mean such good news to hear. Maybe make cake and bring I soon.
>>746624
Day off today is why you're here?
No.746630
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>>746621
I think that was...meant to be a lesson in trust?
Or something like that.
>>746628
Predator wanted me to go on a taco run, but I didn't feel like it.
>>746627
I knew he was crazy, but come on.
Even I wouldn't run around pretending I was Wolverine.
No.746631
>>746626
Oh... would you like to talk-
>>746627
>twitch
>reaction: yes
I am sorry, but you should not be calling miss Bala a "walking bacon strip."
Please take that back.
>>746629
Other than the collapsed wall I cannot pick up, there is nothing that needs cleaning and nobody has asked me to cook them something. So I am free for now.
No.746632
>>746628
Damn... I'll just take Kaz.
>>746629
Your English has worsened. Would you like to continue in German?
No.746633
>>746623
Abyssals...
>Hmmmm
>Southern's an Abyssal
>Maybe she knows something about the aliens too
>>746629
I'll bet.
>Has a drink of his own
So, dropping anchor long or rushing back into battle soon?
No.746634
>>746630
He thought he was Cap, Spidey, and Wolverine all at the same time. It was fuckin' ridiculous.
>>746631
Huh. Turns out you're entertaining after all. Too bad I'm not apologizing.
>clears his throat
That's all, folks!
>annnd back down Moonman goes
>at least mini got to hear an Egyptian god attempt a Porky Pig impression
No.746635
No.746636
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>>746631
Good, need someone to drink with I do.
>Aaaaand now you have a big brewski in your hand
Prost!
Cheers
>>746632
I had learn Sangheili I, not been speaking much English. I must practice again to get use to enunciation, please continue like this.
>Smiles
>Sangheili is the language of the Elites (those bipodal Dinosaur looking things; also the language is named after there race- Sangheili) Sangheili is also the language spoken most within the Covenant, as it's used to unite all the races.
>>746633
Well, temporary stranded. My nee-chan loves here so good time to visit me.
No.746637
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>sitting at the meeting table
Boy, I sure can't wait to be evil today.
And by evil I mean eat local burgers.
It's funny because it's an ironic juxtaposition of our self-described personalities and our actions
No.746638
>>746633
They won't be a problem. With the exception of a few we convinced to join us and that Southern War Princess who escaped the destruction of the enemy HQ, the Abyssals are a threat of the past.
>>746636
Char would know more about that than I would.
I'm not quite sure what else to say...
No.746639
>Shoud we make a new thread?? Maybe it'll help with the posts
No.746640
>>746636
>Grins
Well I hope you have a good time. It's not so bad once you get past the swampyness.
>>746637
Hey I fought a robot and had beans home-made with love today. Speak for yourself.
No.746641
>>746634
Grr...
>>746636
>gulping it down
I needed this.
No.746642
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No.746643
>>746640
I think the sadder part is that I'm actually a little jealous.
>Not lying.
You're that Zeon snob, ain't ya.
No.746644
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No.746645
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>746643
In the cyborg flesh.
And you are?
No.746646
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>>746638
Char is that man yes?
>Points at Char
Very gentleman. But want to leave work at work. Not want to talk about it, time to relax until Foehammer extracts me. How Bismarck doing?
>>746640
Been here before and stayed for weeks I did. Not first time, usually spend it in hot tub me.
>Nodding
>Sip
>>746641
Ja, lager is always needed.
>And those beers keep on coming? From where? Who know, it's the mystery of the German Kanmusu.
No.746647
>>746634
Damn he was crazier than I thought apparently...
No.746648
>>746645
The Will. Remember the "The".
My talking psychic moral-compass cat is sleeping in the sun right now, so I figure there's nothing stopping me from being a real hardass for a bit.
>
That didn't even sound better in my head.
No.746649
>>746644
Poor mister Knight.
>>746646
>it's like mini's guns
>clearly they don't fit in her sleeves but there they are
>someone explain how a 4 foot tall maid hides a grenade launcher as big as she is in her tube top
I should not drink too much.
No.746650
>>746646
>Hot tub
Jetzt sind Sprechen Sie meine Sprache!
>>746648
>>746642
>>746644
>>746647
>>746649
Hot tub?
No.746651
>>746646
That's him.
Bismarck's been alright ever since Graf Zeppelin came to work with us. Must help having more Kriegsmarine ships around.
No.746653
>>746650
I would like that.
No.746656
>>746652
>>746653
>>746654
>Excited spacenoid is excited
HOT TUB!! >>746655
No.746658
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>>746650
Ja! Ready!
>>746649
Oh never drink enough, it's fine, you feel good promise you!
>You're drinking the best of the best: German lager.
>>746651
Graf! GRAF IS HERE! I wanna see them so much! Haven't seen Graf since we deployed!
No.746682
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No.746692
>>746691
Hello Charlie, I'm Charlie.
You get those niiiiiiiiggers I sent ya?
No.746693
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>>746692
imagudboi
imagudboi
imagudboi
imagudboi
No.746695
>>746693
That's right, Charlie. We need to make America great again like mister Trump says.
So that means being evil, and killing niggers.
And eating local burgers.
No.746696
>>746695
REE HEE HEE HEE
RUH ROH, RAGGY.
No.746698
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>>746696
Shut up, Old Crazy Charles Manson.
No.746699
>>746698
Cheer up, Charlie...
No.746701
>>746699
I will fucking rape you
No.746702
>>746701
INVISIBLE CHARLES MANSON
No.746704
>>746702
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