/legion/ - Outer Legion

>>746655

>splash!!

>hup

>Only slips the tip of her toes to feel the water

>Oh das gud

>>746661

>JAWS theme

>Helmet's horns rising from the water like sharks fins

>>746661

>yes

>this is good

>swimming mini intensifies

>>746661

You do not want to enter?

>>746662

Nein. Play nicely.

>Ask Shrödinger, she decked him hard last time she was in a bikini

>>746663

Ja?

>>746664

I do, just always check the temperature me.

>Cracks open a bottle

>Sip

>>746665

Eh.

>>746666

There was an image there.

>>746665

If you say so. Half the fun is the jolt of heat!

>>746668

You are waterproof?

>>746667

Uh.. erm..

H-Hallo.

>>746669

Other half is lager!

>Tosses you a cold one

>>746670

So is this how people do leisure out here or is this one of those situations where you're gonna ask me to pay at the end of this and I won't.

>>746669

It'd be a fatal mistake if I weren't.

>>746665

>Underwater:

Boooooooo...

>Emerges whistling Steam Boat Willy

>Takes off his mask and helmet and sets them aside

>>746670

>clocked in the face

>she wasn't paying attention

Guh! Ow!

>>746672

This is true... are you enjoying it? You seem sad.

>>746674

What do you mean, I always look like this.

>>746671

It's hot tub. What implying you are?

>>746673

>Spalshes you in the face

Boo back to you.

>>746674

Oops.. eheeh. Drink and soon you won't feel it.

>>746675

Oh...

>>746676

But I already had a lager. I know my limits.

>>746676

Dear fuck they didn't even splurge for the consciousness upgrades so you could run for public office!

What the hell is up with this planet

>>746677

But maaaybe that can change just this once.

>sliiiiiightly less tensed up

>>746676

H-Hey!

>puts his hands under water ahead of him

>squeezes them together sending a stream of nice warm water squirting from the tub onto her face and chest

Moneyshot! From Downtown!! 3-points!!!

>>746680

So you reopened the ceiling tub.

>>746677

>Prinz

>Limits

>Not even her bust line knows the word

It's okay, here. Relax, worry too much of limits you. Maybe need to worry less of them.

>Aaaaand now she's lifting the lager for your to drink

There, now fun!

>>746678

What Americans say, oh yeah- Debbie downer.

>>746680

>Prinz is unimpressed

Hey! Not nice!

>Waterfighting with a fleet girl. You gon' loose this one son.

>Water balloon-shaped torpedo, go!

>>746679

Are you always sad?

>>746683

>gagging

>pulls away

Stop!

>>746683

Ameri-what?

Man, take a joke.

>

Eh, when in Space-Rome.

>shirtless Za Wirru

>>746681

>Swims to the edge of the tub

I thought Fabiloa fixed it. I just heard it was running and had been used recently and said "FUCK YEAH! HOT TUB!"

>>746683

>Grins

>Was in charge of Zeon's submarine operations during the Battle of Jaburo

>Has a giant crab robot in the garage

HYUA!

>Lunges into the water to dodge it, rolling off the bottom and back onto his feet

>Strikes some weird kung-fu pose with hands extended to his sides, snapping his hands like a lobster

>>746684

Not always.

I'm just usually a little tense is all.

>>746694

Well, don't mind if I have some fun too.

>wades in

>Zero Suit still on

>>746684

Soon you will feel better and ask if for more.

>Alcohol content: 9.7%

>Stature of the mini maid: 4 feet maybe?

>Here comes the buzz

>>746685

Space- Rome? Not heard of Space- Rome I have yet.

>>746681

>Not sure if Nee-chan or other blonde with a bigger bust then Prinz..

>>746694

>Competitive Prinz has been activated, congratulations.

>Oh are those mounts shimmering.. I think the cloak is, yup they're de-cloaked

>Loaded with rounds upon rounds of torpedo water balloons.

Fire!!

>Pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew

>>746703

This all seems like a bunch of sex things.

Is it a bunch of sex things?

Because I will crush some goddamn heads if I'm sitting on gross after-whatever you Terrans spew out of your spewholes.

Pray to god my cat doesn't decide to drink from here.

>>746694

I only took the fans and clubs out of it. It was always working.

>>746703

>she's already forced it out of her mouth

Guh, stop it! If you want to drink, then drink!

>swimming towards Raiden

>>746697

I will keep you company then. It is hard to be tense with friends, yes?

>>746706

Don't worry about it, I'll be fine.

>>746703

>spess amazon represent

Did you need something?

>>746705

Nein! Why everything have to be about that. Gross..

>>746706

I am already! 4, maybe 5? Not sure I am.

>>746709

You're 2/3rds naked and looking at the other carbon copy females here like they owe you money, and not in an unsexy way.

I dunno, all you homo-types look the same to me.

Don't be such a prude, Tiny.

>>746703

>Heroic pose!

Village hidden behind the Moon secret technique 3: CRAB STYLE!!

>Lobsterhands snapping waterbaloons back at her with immortal technique and speed >>746709

>>746711

You people really don't do anything else around here, huh.

>>746712

Crab battle...

>>746707

But that would not be very paragon of me.

>smile: yes

>>746709

Four... I am impressed.

>>746711

If I get drunk I will drown here, Lancer.

>4 feet flat

Forgive me if it seems prudish to want to live.

>>746714

Well if you insist, I won't stop you.

>>746713

Don't give me that, you're up here too.

>>746714

You really think I'd let you drown?

>>746713

>Nods

Crab battle!

>Waterballoons still flying back and forth

Well well...how long has this been here?

>>746716

I go where I wanna go.

I can say that because the last guy who said it doesn't matter in anything anymore because his movie deals are over.

>>746717

Gigantic claws.

>balloon pops on his potato head

>mad: soon

>>746708

Nein, look like someone I know is all. Hallo.

>>746710

It's hot tub.. never been one you?

>>746712

>Splashes you while your crab styling her water balloons

See, focus too much one thing, actually diversion for something simple. Hand splash. Win I!

>Proud Prinz is proud

>Bismarck would be proud too.

>>746714

That is nothing, can drink 30 pack and still wake up no hangover.

>>746715

You are tensing up again.

>

There is no point in rubbing your back. All the skin is on your face...

>>746716

No... but I do not like feeling helpless either.

>>746720

Germans are truly impressive.

I can make a very spicy stew that nobody else I've made it for could stomach except mister Char.

I should cook for everyone later.

>>746720

>He grins, the water running down his face

>Points behind her

>>746720

Do I look like the kind of guy who knows what a hot tub is?

The cape is the real indicator, if you're wondering.

>>746719

I didn't take you for the type who knew how to relax.

>>746720

>waves nonchalantly

Samus Aran, interstellar bounty hunter at your service, little lady.

>>746722

>The Delta Gundam has caught the arrant waterballoons in its giant hands and is hovering closer and closer over her head

>>746720

>>746721

Yeah, I wouldn't worry about it.

I'll...I'll try to relax more.

>yeah it works

>slightly

>a little

>>746719

Sounds like you spend to much time idling too.

>>746721

You're also allowed to have fun, you know.

>>746721

JA JA! havent eaten home cooked meal in much time I have. Please make and I help make.. uh, what goes well with that?

>>746722

Nein! I know that trick, I won't fall for it.

>But the curiosity is too much

>Takes a peak

>>746723

But everyone else has fun now, maybe thought you might get hint to relax and have fun to?

>>746724

>Salutes

Admiral Prinz Eugen Office of Naval Intelligence and United Nation Space Command reconnaissance.

>But she's in skimpy clothing

>Well so much for being respectable

>>746724

My downtime consists of feeding my cat, punching holes in people, and a jerk-off before bed, so take that as you will.

Is this really supposed to be relaxing, I just feel like seafood.

>>746727

Seeing as how fucked up my ship is right now, there's not much of a choice.

You guys don't even have Space-Triple A coverage out here, fucking shameful.

>slips in

>armor and all

Ahhhh...

>silvery hands poke up out of the water and start massaging Arty

This is hardly appropriate behavior of an aunt, Vivian.

>uh

>ruffles his hair some

Oh... soft.

>>746727

I am doing my second favorite thing in the world right now.

>swimming in circles

If miss Bala was here it would be my first favorite.

>genuinely smiling

I do not need to drink too much to have fun.

>>746728

Shellfish, beef, I can make some arepas too.

>>746729

People from around here don't usually subscribe for shit like that. So what are we out in the sticks or something?

>>746730

Everything about you is inappropriate!

>>746732

You like swimming that much, huh. Well you got a healthy attitude, so I guess that's what's the most important.

>>746728

Girlie if I was some dickhead that followed the crowd, I wouldn't be The Will.

>...

This one, singular time notwithstanding.

>>746733

Well the only shit I know about Terra I got from the gold disc you guys shot out like, a million years ago.

And no one knew how to decode primitive vinyl, so the guy who found it just gave it to his dog, I think.

>>746728

Kinky-uh. Right.

Must be an offday, or are those standard issue?

>>746729

You make it sound like mine's any different. Just replace "cat" with "metroid" and "punching" with "shooting".

>>746733

Come now, Lancer. You can hardly say this is my fault.

>there are about a half dozen hands now

...I worry for Lancelot's upbringing if this is the norm for her.

>>746732

I get that a lot.

My hair is always very nice for some reason.

>>746731

Gaaaaaaahhh!

>Totally soaked Prinz is soaked

>Glare, this means WAR

>Baby Slip Space Rupture behind you

>Water Bomber drones inbound

>>746732

Arepa.. I sorry, what are those. I'll eat pretty much all foods.

>>746734

Sorry, lost me you did inbetween water war, and the Will.

>>746735

These are, uh.. Victorias Secret, 1/2 off sale eheeh.

>Oh the mounts

Ja ja, those prototype. Only has I in all military. Beta testing for manufacture.

Okay... if I just-

>Tager bumps sciencecat into the tub

>[hissing and one-armed scrabbling intensifies]

>tfw can't get out

>>746733

What do you mean?

>

Do you have any cooking requests, Lancer?

>>746736

>I should

>apologize

Mister?

>>746737

You must use very much conditioner.

>>746738

It is... like a taco. But much thicker. More meat and cheese and corn.

>>746740

I do not!

>yes he does

>>746735

Don't those things eat galaxies?

No, better question, if you're modified with jellyfish DNA, there's really no excuse for you not punching things either.

Eh, maybe it's a woman thing.

>>746738

>shakes his head

Are you sure you're like...mentally functional?

>>746739

Now those are noises I've never heard a cat make before.

>>746739

STOP THE WATER WAR! CAT DOWN!

>Helps get you out

Okay are you!?

>>746739

>?

>Lady of the Lake hands propping Koko up

Well I'd say that's a new one.

>>746740

>?

>hands up sans armor

There's no ill intent, I assure you.

>>746734

That's some tragic drama right there. So that's why people don't visit.

>>746736

As someone sitting inside the water in full armour, I really have nothing to say.

>>746740

Just a mad dog rambling.

>is that a taco

What, you cooking for me now?

>>746738

>Jolly spacenoid laugh

AH-HAH HA!!

War is diversion! Spacenoids crush with immeasurable force from above...

>Swims over to her side of the tub and hops out next to her

And then get real nice and cozy next to ya.

>Grabs a beer, pries the cap off and puts an arm around her shoulder

>Wiggles eyebrows

>Wet hair still matted to his face

>Sips the beer as the drones fly over head

>>746743

Oh - oh no...

>>746742

Fucking-

>scrabbling intensifies

>six-inch long claws not making any purchase

>>746743

>mind the claws now

Fucking giant idiot of a...

>mumbled "husband"

idiot... I just wanted to put my damn feet in and now my tails are wet.

>>746744

>what the fuck

>what the fuck

Man I could make a few bucks off of a show with those-uh.

>>746741

There is no shame in it.

>>746744

I am sorry for my previous outburst.

>>746745

For everyone, really. I am going to make a feast.

>>746745

The blue hair stuff isn't as weird as it probably should be, if it makes you feel any better.

>unfolding a piece of paper

You know where a "Trump" is? Some moron's put a bounty on the poor asshole's head.

>>746747

>just kinda watching

...You know, I think I could see how this could be funny.

>>746738

Nice...

>>746742

They drain lifeforce from individuals. Threats to the galaxy were exaggerated lies by the Federation to get me to exterminate them.

Feddies are assholes.

>>746740

>Mouth watering

Ja please, all, I eat all. You make I eat, I will eat whatever.

>TFW been rationing food cause combat

>Feed the Prinz

>>746742

Not know how to have fun you, too how say, up tight.

>>746746

>Grabs your hand and take it off

This is war, not love and war. Only war. Not sleep with the enemy I do not.

>Little drones being water bombing run.

>That Nazi fire in her eyes though.

>>746747

>It's cool, she's survived nuclear decommissioning

Towel? Lager? uh..

c-catnip?

I dunno..

>She's doesn't know

>>746748

Alright maybe I do. Just because I'm a cyborg doesn't mean my hair can't be amazing.

>>746745

Just because it regenerates as well as I do doesn't mean it's any less susceptible to dust.

>dirt and branches floating away from Arty

...Hmm.

>>746747

Your employee's thoughts exactly.

I hope you won't think of this as an indirect plea for favoritism, miss Kokonoe.

>Viv hands plop Koko on the cement

>>746748

Oh?

>>746750

So they're really just as harmless as your average Sextillion whore.

>

'Kay, on a scale of one to ten how mad would you be if I still wanted to fight one.

>>746751

You got a Terran skull handy?

>>746749

I'm going to skin you in your sleep.

>Koko no

>>746751

Towel would be nice.

>

Half cat here, alcohol's toxic. And I'm covered on catnip.

>waving a silvervine infused lollipop around

>>746753

I have a lot of employees with kinks they don't discuss. Be specific.

>>746748

Oho. Sounds like I'm going to be doing a lot of hunting. What's the occasion?

>>746749

Head south, then follow the throngs of people shouting "Trump! Trump! Trump!".

>>746753

That's straight up cheating.

>a mosquito lands on his neck

>runes light up on the celtsuit

>mosquito is now ash

>>746754

Basically.

>

There's only one purebred metroid left. I'd appreciate it if you didn't kill my hatchling. Saved my life too many times.

>>746751

Liebe und im Krieg ist eine dünne Linie. Dies ist die wichtigste Lektion des Krieges!

>Space Nazi fire in his eyes

>Suicide bomber hug of death and hugs.

>As the waterbombs fell:

SIEG ZEON!!

>Were you expecting Allahu Akbar?

>>746751

You really are hungry...

>>746752

See? There's nothing wrong, your hair is magnificent!

>>746753

It was... childish of me to lose my temper so easily. I have since improved.

>>746756

I would like to go with you. Fishing will go by faster if there are two rods.

>

I would like to bring the taste of my home to the people I like to be around.

>>746759

>slight chuckle

You're not the first person to say that either.

>>746755

I'd apologize if I was that sort of pussy.

Lotta cat-based resentment to work through over here, you know how it is.

Or not, Terrans are all weird as hell.

>>746756

Jeez, one of those high-profile jobs.

How's the world court here feel about collateral in the hundreds?

>>746757

Yeah, yeah.

>stupid Cat

>stupid save my soul Cat

There's nothing fun to punch on this planet, is there.

>>746755

One Fumi Kanno.

I believe you called her "Ol' Dumpy" one time when you showed up at our home...inebriated.

>>746756

As my master would say, magic is only cheating if you get caught.

He'd be too busy chasing village girls to give the rest of the lesson but I made do with what he gave me.

>noting the mosquito

I'd probably have to bleed for that to happen.

>>746759

>wan grin

The pleasure is all mine to be accepting the apology of such a mature young woman.

Thank you, Fabiola.

>

Food?

>>746759

And by taste of your home you mean all seafood?

>>746761

Preeeeeeeeeeetty bad.

>>746763

That's pretty shameful for a master of magic like him to be running around chasing village girls don't you think?

>>746764

>>746760

I believe that.

>>746763

Food.

>

I have heard you eat enough to starve a village. Please do not eat everything.

>>746765

No. There is corn, and pork and beef and cheeses too. Rice, plantains, peppers, beans...

>>746764

So...It's your job to watch the most boring reality of an already boring planet?

Damn, only a cat could try to act smug about that.

>rubbing his head

It's really more of a yam, thanks.

>>746765

They didn't care when you did it, huh.

Just assuming from the red eyes, and all.

>>746767

Yeah, compliment like that is unexpected. But welcome.

Don't get them often.

>>746764

May I ask what it is exactly you ask of her to do for you, or am I going to be hit over the head with scientific jargon.

Or possibly with a frying pan.

>>746765

Master Merlin...never bowed to anyone.

Honestly the easiest part of his training was when he wasn't there at all.

>>746767

On my honor as a knight, I can't make that promise in good faith.

>shoveling apples in his gob

>>746758

Nein, Sie werden sinken als alle anderen!

>Grrrrr

>GRRRRR

>Squirming from the hugs

>Stops squirming once she notices she's not getting out if it

Schlaf mit einem offenen Auge..

>>746759

I have only eaten MRE for weeks now. Very hungry for different foods.

>Tummy grumbles

>>746764

I just have played much Tetris when I was young, and now can fit everything I need. Like this..

>Pulls out a 30 pack

>>746768

I record continuum shifts. Changes in the timelines. I remember everything that's changed.

>points at Cu

I've killed him twice in a previous state of existence. He probably doesn't even remember.

>lolly at Will

You didn't exist.

>>746770

Wasting the breath would be a pain in my heart-shaped ass.

I got'er to jailbreak those Chaldea assholes' system.

>>746771

>materializes a jar of lollipops from what looks like a small slipspace rupture

I just store my stuff in a pocket dimension.

>>746771

>mfw my android tablet only let's me see half the image.. and I pick something super slutty and totally not appropriate for the sentence structure I just made..

>>746767

I don't think my wallet will survive all that.

>>746768

Red eyes got nothing to do with it, but yeah. They were pretty mad about it.

>>746770

Can't have been that bad. Or any worse than a witch of the shadows.

>>746774

Do not worry about your wallet. I will show you where to get things very cheap.

>bright smile

>>746771

You will have to fight the blonde man in the armor for your right to eat then...

>>746770

I may have to prevent you from partaking then.

>>746769

There you have one then.

>>746771

Ich bin ein Spacenoid! Nicht einmal gravity selbst wiegt auf meiner Seele.

>lets go of her

Ich würde den Auge auf dein hübsches Gesicht die ganze Nacht lang.

>>746773

so lewd! ;3

>>746775

Thanks. It's not often someone is able to look past all of this,

>motions to his body

to notice my hair of all things.

>>746772

As some member of an anthro space force once said, I guess I should be thankful.

>shrug

Killing a Terran however many times really doesn't seem that special to me, and time nonsense is just a pain in the ass.

Where's the timeline where I make a ton of dough and get off this rock?

>>746774

What, ya throw a rock down a dog's throat or something dumb?

>>746772

>uh

And I'm sure the ethical and moral quandaries will occur to someone else, as they always do.

>...

If you're really an observer of time, I'd like to ask something.

>>746774

>hollow look

...Merlin believed in the oldest type of magic.

>haha

>h-hahahaha

>>746775

Oh...

>stomach rumbles in discontent

>>746778

Killing a ghost's... well, for me it's child's play.

>

I have yet to observe that myself, beats the fuck outta me. Maybe you're just so misfortunate that across all of time and space you get shafted. We call those "sinkholes".

>>746779

No place for ethics and morals in science, blondie.

Ask.

>>746775

Ooh, that's a good look for you. So you're gonna be taking me out this time eh?

>>746778

No, I took out a country's army. Their queen was pretty pissed.

>>746779

Whoa, whoa! It's okay dude! Stop sinking into the water! I'm not taking responsibility with your wife.

>>746772

I- I need one for things of mine..

>>746775

The blonde man in armor?

>Sigh

I don't like unnecessary fighting. I fight too much already, not want to fight for how say, uh..

uh.. trivial things. Ja, trivial.

>>746776

>her face: -_-

be sleeping alone you will be, hmph. Next time you hug, slip space rupture you go to somewhere else. Maybe I send you to desert. Maybe bottom of ocean, or maybe all male pene.. p-p.. how say, penitentiary. Ja, penitentiary, have fun with them and touch all you want.

>>746777

You deserve someone who will appreciate you.

>>746779

I will deliver your portions myself. Do not be taking extra.

>>746781

>!

Ah... um... w-well, I...

>flustered meido

>>746782

It is alright. I've just delivered an ultimatum. You will not have to fight.

>>746780

>ghosts=Horrors

>aaaaaaaa

>timesinks

>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Deism fell out of fashion in Wreath years ago, not like I'd have anybody to repent to even if I wanted it.

Shit.

>>746781

Ha! Nice.

>>746780

It's about that Chaldea Academy you infiltrated, actually.

Specifically, about the two most well known operatives that have been seen around here.

And their exact lineage.

>>746781

>But Master, I don't want to put on the dress

>

>

>

Eh?

>>746783

I would never dream of it.

>mental note: eat snacks before

>>746783

I'm still looking, but I'm sure I'll...I'll find someone someday.

>>746782

>Dawwws at her stuttering on the P words

Cat got your tongue?

>Drying off his hair

I'd really rather something more pleasant than that instead next time.

How do I go about achieving that outcome instead?

>>746783

Not so hot suddenly huh?

>big ol' pat on the back

Don't get cold feet on me now!

>>746784

Uh, what? It wasn't that great, I got fucked up because of it.

>>746785

Stay with me here. You look ready to vanish.

>>746784

Sounds like you're boned.

>>746785

Oho? Nosy are we.

>'come here' wiggle of the finger

>>746785

Then there will be no problems.

>>746786

I hope so.

>>746788

>mini

>control yourself

Yes, I am taking you to a few places to pick up ingredients.

>

I-if you will come. They are not in this country.

>>746788

Oh god are you guys still stuck in that stage of society that tries to justify all the shit it did but still doesn't wanna stop?

Man I feel bad for you, you have at least another century of whining fence-sitting assholes.

Any cool scars at least?

>>746789

Not that different than usual.

>>746788

>deep breaths

I still feel bad, I suppose. That Englishman hanging onto his skull like that.

>>746789

>uh

You'll understand why I don't trust these sorts of maneuvers.

>wading over

>>746790

>what is this

>this light in the trauma

>it's...the chance to be smug

That's not an invitation you want to make of him~

>>746791

Wew lad.

>>746792

>in a hushed whisper

You already know who.

Now don't you feel stupid for asking?

>>746790

>wow now that is one relaxed Jack

>by his standards anyway

Yeah, I'm sure of it. Think I've even got someone in mind, finally pretty much lost Jack the Ripper, and am meeting plenty of new people...

Hell, I don't feel as tense as I usually do...

>>746783

Danke danke! So.. eat when?

>Tummy grumbles

Actually, I shower, then come help make foods with you ja?

>>746787

>Gets out of the hot tub and slips on a pair of shorts

By not touching and pushing luck. Don't make fun of me trying to speak English, not nice. Only means I speak more languages then one.

>Heads downstairs to the shower

See you all in a bit using a different ava. I have some shit to do.

>>746790

Yeah of course I'll come. Gotta do something with my time.

>>746791

I wish. Killed hundreds of dudes and nothing to show for it.

>>746792

Uh... Do I wanna know?

>>746792

Be quiet you.

>>746794

I am very happy for you. Buena suelte.

>>746796

I appreciate it, Lancer.

>>746793

Fucking cats.

>sounds of LC waking up

Ah no.

>>746796

Sounds like you were doing something wrong.

>sinking deeper

>>746793

Frankly more vindicated than anything else, but stupid is probably buried in there somewhere,

Though they seem a little too...put together, to be the children of those two.

>>746796

A distant descendant of mine; John Constantine.

Fancies himself a con artist first and a magician second, of sorts.

I can at least say I have a descendant that outsmarted Lucifer, I suppose.

>>746797

>~

>>746795

>Scruffy Nerf Hearder.exe running

I'll keep that in mind.

In the meantime, my door and one eye'll be open and waiting if you have a change of heart~

>He heads off to bed

Night everybody!

>>746799

You can be born from someone and not raised by them.

>speaking from experience

>only moderately salty

>>746797

It's not good to send a little giril out to the markets solo, right?

>>746799

What, your lineage isn't enough for you already?

>>746797

Yeah...

>realizes what he just said

Wait did I...

Eh forget it.

>>746799

>

>Mini no why are you being scary

>>746802

>blink

I can handle myself. I just get lonely.

>>746803

>~

I will not tell anyone.

>>746801

>these eyes are the eyes of an [EMPATH]

An experience a lot of modern youth are forced to deal with these days.

Unfortunately it wasn't as rare back then either as many would like to believe.

>>746802

>sage nodding

You're right, that was wrong of me to assume.

>don't make a pedophile joke you are a knight damn it

Though if I were to meet that master of yours I might feel better knowing the Hound of Culann will continue into the next generation.

>>746804

>shhhhh

>try that on the short blue haired one maybe

Hm?

>>746804

Ahhh now I remember why I'm so alert...

>slow blink

This feels too nice to stop right now, though.

>>746805

Don't get it twisted. I don't care.

Only thing more annoying than a deadbeat is a deadbeat who comes back and thinks they can just start over like nothing happened.

>>746798

Don't die now, I don't want to have to feed your corpse to the monsters.

>wait a second

No wait, scratch that. I could use fresh bait.

>>746804

Get off my ass. I've got a long way to go before I can teach anyone how to use the red thorn.

>>746805

>blink

>eyes back to normal

Eh?

>>746806

It does not have to.

>>746808

Get off your...?

>blink

Red Thorn?

>>746809

As nice as that sounds, I gotta get going.

I'll see you later, though.

>gets out of the hot tub

>leaps away

>>746807

>[metallic shrugging]

My father surrogate chased lusty young women directly into his magical prison tower while he was still teaching me, I don't have much to say.

Rather, I think I've learned how to handle types like you and my wife.

>>746808

You never cease to confuse me.

>>746811

Presumptuous. Ol' Dumpy and I are only similar in regard to kinks apparently.

>>746804

how not to leeg: cu edition

I didn't think you were the type to admit that.

>>746811

Don't worry my friend. I feel the same way about myself most of the time.

>>746813

>

I... do not like to be alone. It's just that.

>>746812

Regardless of how much that thought might terrify me, I'd appreciate it if you wouldn't refer to her as such.

Empathy for a select group helps make the rest of them look like even bigger idiots, if that's all your MO amounts to.

>>746813

Well as an Englishman before Englishman, I can only voice my concern I'm not being asked along on this voyage for seafood.

We recently discovered a way to make fish even more tasteless, I understand.

>>746815

I'd appreciate some coffee right now but I don't feel a nice steaming mug in my hand now do I.

>lolly in the mouf like a cig

You familiars are awfully protective.

>briefly thinks of Jack

>tfw arm with command seals got torn clean off in the Abyss

Fuck.

>>746814

What's with that look?

>grinning

You're not used to the teasing I guess.

>>746815

I'm not letting you come to the markets because I know I'm gonna come out poorer just giving you snacks.

>>746817

>drying off

I am not used to being teased by...

>...

I do not know how to put it.

>>746816

I'd explain basic linguistics but nobody wants to hear that joke.

>Lady of the Lake hand pops up

>with a steaming pot of black

...Thank you, Aunti-

>thaaaaaaaaat is a missing arm

Oh dear.

>>746817

You wound my knightly sensibilities.

I bring my own snacks. Not even Costco can satisfy me.

>>746818

Don't like it?

>>746819

How heavy's the bag?

>>746820

>>746821

I do not mind it.

>coming from you at least

>>746820

Without sucking all the romance out of it, I believe that's what she likes to be called. They're very hardworking, those fairies.

>hmm

I'll admit growing an entire new arm is outside my scope, but I wouldn't think the same for someone like you.

>>746821

I have no idea what you're talking about.

>...

Eight pounds. The Skittles people know me by name.

>>746824

>rrrr

It won't be the same.

>how long will Jack survive

...

>she'll probably kill to absorb residual prana

Gonna hafta put'er down... what a goddamned pain.

>>746825

>I'd know that look anywhere

Resigning yourself to a single fate isn't very scientific, is it.

Surely there are other outcomes.

>>746826

...Did he really just sing Wham!

>>746827

Kill one or damn countless dozens.

You pick. I'm already down an arm and my seals are gone.

>sound familiar, Arty

>>746828

Your sarcasm isn't appreciated, green letters.

>

I don't pretend to know the scope you think at, but you seem to think you're at the same constraints as a simple man of the sword like myself.

>>746829

>muttering under her breath

You wanna see my scale?

>puts her hand out, palm-side to the sky, fingers outstretched

>slowly balling that hand up

>earthquakes, cap'n

I exist on a scope not quite godly but far above you idiots. My thinking's the same.

It'd be pretty damned selfish of me to just... force Jack to kill just to live.

I'd offer her my other hand but there's just no need for it.

>>746830

>!

>crack springs up in the tub

Somehow I'm going to be blamed for that.

>

"No need"?

I apologize, but you might have to dumb yourself down so that I might understand what I only take as insipid and cowardly reasoning at the moment.

You kept her alive for as long as you did on purpose, no? Then offer her your other hand, science yourself a new answer, or quit feeling so bloody sorry for yourself.

>>746832

>>746832

>mild desire to IMPALE

I believe that all things deserve some measure of sympathy, but won't stop me from being utterly disgusted right now.

>calm down, my knight

Is that all you think we are.

Those feelings you hide might have been reciprocated, you know.

>>746834

A pawn, yeah. That is all you are. You're summoned, you fight, you die. The winner gets the honor of being betrayed by the person they struggled alongside the whole way through.

You're just a piece to a sadistic game I deigned to play.

Forgive me if I decided I've had enough of that disgusting farce and want to wash my hands-...hand, of it.

>>746835

We are pawns only if we decide to play the game.

Isn't it not the nature of a pawn to be able to decide its fate like that anyway?

>stands up

Coming from the man who would murder hundreds in a single sitting without a second thought, justification is a fool's game.

Frankly I'd hoped the woman claiming to be my love's superior would be a little more intelligent than that.

>zips out of the tub

>>746836

Idiot ghost. Pawns get discarded like banana peels.

>...

System's a success, huh.

>gleam in sciencecat's eye

Maybe I will clone a new arm...