No.746838
>Meanwhile, nobody in their right mind was awake...
No.746839
Luckily, I am not in my right mind.
...Where are my pants.
No.746840
>Humming a song while washing his sword
Hmhmm~ hmmhmm~ Ragna is really great; hmmmhhmm~ hmmhmm
No.746841
>>746840
You there, boy! Have you seen a pair of pants without an owner?
No.746842
>>746841
A pair of-
>turns around
Agh, jeez! Put on some p-
>wait
No, I haven't seen one.
No.746843
>>746842
>
This is fine.
>thank god for that convenient leaf
No.746844
>>746843
Your pants were in a cardboard box, mister Big Boss man.
No.746845
>>746843
>Oh god this is weird
Did- Did you try looking at one of the rooms?
>>746844
...Or... that.
No.746846
>>746844
Of course... I was right: take care of your box and your box will take care of you.
>>746845
Never forget that, Dante. Boxes are the future.
>wanders off to do senile old man things
No.746847
>>746845
My apologies for the disturbance.
...I do not believe we have met.
>
>>746846
What a silly old man.
No.746848
>>746846
Riiiight...
>Crazy coot
>>746847
Oh? Oh. It's fine, really. I've seen worse. Though naked grandpa was a first.
No.746849
>>746848
I have been told he is only like that in the mornings and evenings.
Are you hungry? It is around breakfast time. I made these.
>they're so biiiiiig
No.746850
>>746849
>DAMN GIRL
Thanks, but I'm not really-
>stomach grumble
Oooon second thought...
>takes one
>munch munch munch
No.746851
>>746850
I hope they are to your liking. My employer certainly does.
No.746852
>>746851
They're pretty good!
>
I never tried to make'em this big, how did you do it?
No.746853
>>746852
It is a Lovelace maid secret. ...It is also the only thing I know how to make that isn't spicy. People do not seem to enjoy hot foods as much as I do.
No.746854
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No.746855
>>746853
>>746854
I don't mind some spice. Hell, some of the udon I make is pretty spicy.
>shrugs
Oh well. Different tastes and all that. So you're the new maid, huh?
No.746856
>>746855
Yes and no. I am a maid, but my job isn't to perform my duties for the residents and visitors. I am to accompany miss Balalaika wherever she goes.
This is just a courtesy I am extending to the less immediately hostile people.
No.746857
>Enkidu where do you get these birds
No.746858
>>746856
Ah that's good too. I'm sure you heard about it, but this place doesn't have a good history of it's maids.
>>746857
>hwat
No.746859
>>746857
>riding on one of the birbs
>proudly
No.746860
>>746857
Geese...
>>746858
The one with glasses was the head maid of my former place of employment. I had hoped to see her, but it appears she is long gone... she taught me everything I know. Except cooking. She was never particularly good at that.
No.746861
>>746858
Rejoice, noodle man! I have brought friends!
>>746859
Release the bread crumbs, tiny friend!
>>746860
Geese! They're not as bad as people say.
>HONK
>Animal Dialogue: EX
O-oh... oh my, how lewd!
No.746862
>>746860
Oh yeah, her...
>Damn...
Sorry about that...I'm guessing you came all this way to see her.
>>746861
Noodle man?
>tch
So by friends, you mean...
No.746863
>>746861
>Look up and behold!
>Mini Gatto
>Shooting out bread crumbs
No.746864
>>746861
I never liked geese... one chased me when I was little and kept biting.
>>746862
I would not say that... my situation is a little complicated, the end result is that I am here to protect miss Bala while she does things here. In between the time she is not here, I am free to help around.
Seeing Roberta was a side goal. One I do not see coming true anymore.
>>746863
>crumbs in the hair
>cue geese attack
>[screaming maid noises]
No.746865
>>746862
I never got your name and you're always slurping noodles.
>
Birds!
>>746863
Exciting!
>>746864
>AAAAAA
Oh no! Shoo, friends! Don't bother the girl!
No.746866
>>746865
>This is the best ride I've ever had
>Until Big Gil lets me ride the dragon, probably
>>746864
>THEY JUST WANNA BE FRIENDS
>Or not
>I can never tell with geese
No.746868
>>746865
It's Ragna.
>looking at dem birbs
That's a lot of'em... Do they just follow wherver you go?
>>746864
Well at least it wasn't all in vai-
>And suddenly geese
Oh, man. Hold on!
>Trying to get the geese off her
No.746869
>>746865
>HELP
>I NEED SOMEBODY
>HELP
>NOT JUST ANYBODY
>HELP
>>746866
>AAAAAAAAAAAAA
>flailing around
>>746868
Of all the birds in the world, why geeeeeese!?
No.746870
>>746866
We have a dragon?
>Enk totally forgot
>>746868
Ragnda? There's a goddess named that!
>blink
Animals like me.
>pulling his head open
>there's a bird inside
No.746871
>>746869
>SCREAMING WILL ONLY MAKE THINGS WORSE
>>746870
>How did you forget about the dragon?
>He literally shot it at you one time
No.746872
>>746870
That's not-
>sigh
Never mind. Also, can you he-
>HOLY SHIT
...I didn't know you could do that.
>neutral tone
>eyes wide open
>>746869
It's okay, it's okay. I got this, I got this-
>Grabs one of the geese from her, the rest leave
See it wasn't so-
>The one he was holding bit his left hand
...bad.
No.746873
>>746871
IT MAKES ME FEEL LESS ESCARED
AAAAAAAAA
>>746872
Quick, throw bread outside!
No.746874
>>746871
Gil shoots a lot of big gold stuff at me. One time he shot that one Rider's giant golden boat at me!
>>746872
I'm emptyheaded!
>NO ENK NO
No.746876
>>746873
I got it!
>grabs crumbs from the floor
Roooooah!
>Tosses them outside
>Strong gust of wind blows them back at his hair
...Oh my god.
>All geese are on him now.
>>746874
THAT'S NICE AND ALL BUT YOU COULD YOU GET YOUR FRIENDS OFF ME, PLEASE?
No.746877
>sitting amongst a flock of geese
>sipping tea quietly
No.746878
>>746876
Oh no!
>swatting at the geese
>and now being chased by them
IT'S HAPPENING ALL OVER AGAAAAAAIIIINNNN!
AUXILIOOOOO
SOCORROOOOOOO
>rolling around being pecked by birds about half as tall as she is
>>746877
>and rolls onto jackalfoxthinglady's feet
No.746879
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WHY ARE THERE SO MANY GEESE?!
>HONK
>kicks the goose
>gets bit
Ow fuck!
No.746880
>>746873
>But they sense your fear!
>>746874
>...good point
>He even shoots me from time to time
>>746877
>Oh look
>That tail Big Gil likes to pull
No.746881
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>>746878
Shoo! Shoo!
>that was at the geese by the way
Are you okay?
>>746880
There's a small one in my tail...
No.746882
>eating Lucky Charms
>no one must know my secret
>NO ONE
No.746883
>>746876
>!!!
I can be a hero!
>parades the geese out the way he got them in
>>746879
Hiiii guard dog!
Byyyye guard dog!
>out Enk goes, followed by marching geese
>>746880
Tell Gil I'm hiding in New Guinea!
No.746884
>>746879
Laaaaanceeeeer!
>>746880
Truly geese are the birds of the devil...
>>746881
>
They bit holes in my dress...
>>746882
>SHE KNOWS MARC
>YOU HAVE TO CUT HER FACE OFF
No.746885
>>746882
>he would find that every lucky charm is now a moon
>>746884
>clicks her fingers
>the dress is now hole and goose shit free
No.746886
>>746883
What the hell was that.
>>746884
Getting comfy with Cas-ko?
No.746887
>>746883
>weak thumbs up
I love that androgenous looking clay...
>>746878
Oi, Fabiola! Everything okay?
>>746879
Thanks for the help, jackass.
>>746882
...Did they bite me on my eyes too? Because I can't believe what I'm seeing.
>>746881
They didn't bite you too?
No.746888
>>746884
>I would
>but I'm too busy [SCREAMING INTERNALLY]
>>746885
>wait what
>looks back down at his bowl
Whoa.
No.746889
>>746885
>
>>746886
Lancer look! Magic! My dress!
>>746887
Everything is okay now.
>>746888
>almost a childish giggle escapes the minimaid
No.746891
>>746887
You didn't do shit either!
>>746889
That's a Caster for you.
No.746892
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>>746887
It's not right to bite something cute and fluffy like me.
>>746888
And now I know your deadly secret!
>>746889
It's one of my many magic tricks up my sleeve.
No.746893
>>746881
>Yes
>And I too shall come back for your tail
>But for now...
>>746883
>Wait for me, Enkidu
>Hops on a goose
>Mini Gil awaaaay~
No.746894
What on Earth is all this racket. Can't an old man get some rest?
No.746895
>>746887
Is it really that surprising? All I did was remember to eat breakfast for once.
>>746889
>I want to be mad
>but I can't be
...Go ahead and laugh. I can take it.
>>746892
>manages to crack a smile
When should I expect the blackmail to start?
No.746896
>>746891
Is she like you?
>>746892
Ah... thank you, ma'am. My name is Fabiola, I am in your debt. This is my only dress.
>>746895
N-no no, it is not right.
>stifling the giggle
>must remain paragon
No.746897
>>746894
>stunned silence
>>746896
Yes and no. You're looking at a god, basically. No, not me for once.
No.746898
>>746889
I don't think I like geese much...
>>746891
Oh, I'm sorry. I was a bit too busy getting my ass bitten off!
>>746892
I didn't think they made a distinction...
>>746895
You're the last person I'd ever expect to eat those...
No.746899
>>746894
>stunned silence
>>746895
Just start to find some charms in unexpected places.
>>746896
You only have one of such an adorable dress?!
>pulls another identical one from her sleeve
>hands it over
How do you wash your clothes?
No.746901
>>746896
>renegade
>for
>life
Sure it is. I just gave you the green light, didn't I?
>>746898
Well... surprise, I guess.
>>746899
>>746900
Alright, I think I can deal with that.
No.746902
>>746897
>>746900
>>746899
...What. I overused my Noble Phantasm.
No.746903
>>746897
>blink
You are a god?
>she don't know yo identity Cu
>>746898
They are loathsome birds...
>>746899
>blink
I wear my street clothes instead of my uniform while I wash my-
>staring at the dress in awe
>>746901
But...
No.746905
>>746898
Then why you bagging me out for it?
>>746902
You... you gotta stop doing that, man.
>>746903
Well, no. More like a ghost.
No.746906
>>746898
Do you see bite marks on me?
>>746901
>torrent of charms out of his sleeves
Are you sure you want to say that?
>>746902
I thought you got smaller, not... wheelchair bound.
No.746907
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>>746905
I had no choice. The King of Knights was left in a rare fury that could only be quenched with violence.
So I took him to England and we cleansed his homeland of the muslim invaders.
>>746906
Had I used it more, it would have certainly reduced my stature. As I am right now, I can't stand.
No.746908
>>746903
>>746904
Look, I'm not forcing you. Just saying you have the option.
>>746906
>
Gonna have to say "no." Out of all the ways I've died, drowning in cereal would be the most ridiculous.
No.746909
>>746905
Oh. I knew that.
>>746908
I have chosen not to. It would be rude. I think I have shown enough of my rude side to that-
>pig
monkey man.
No.746910
>>746903
Don't worry, it's yours. You don't owe me anything.
>>746907
Do you need more blood?
>>746908
>the flow stops
I didn't know you had a sweet tooth.
No.746911
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>>746909
Don't know if this helps at all, but Bardock's literally from another planet. It makes sense for him not to have the same concept of manners as us.
>>746910
Doesn't everyone?
No.746912
>>746901
Learn something new every day, I guess...
>>746903
Yeah... Next time we'll try not to stand too close...
>>746905
Because- tch, whatever. It's not worth arguing about that.
>scratching his own hair
>Some bread crumbs fall out of it
>>746906
Guess I should expect that from Ammy's daughter...
No.746913
>>746907
You and Saber... commited genocide in England.
>>746909
Sorry to disappoint, Tiny.
No.746914
>>746910
Oh? Are you offering, sun goddess?
I'm humbled.
>>746913
It's not genocide. That implies they're people.
I prefer to think of it as pest control.
>Impaling Prince, yo
>and Berserker at that
>we Bloodsoaked King Demon
No.746915
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>>746911
I guess most people do, but I thought you would be a "Coffee. Black. No sugars." kind of person.
>>746912
My adorableness is worthy of being held to its own light! Nothing to do with her!
>>746914
I have to look out for all the little Servants in this world, after all.
>a small orb of blood forms in her hand
I can promise you this is human blood, but I won't tell who from.
No.746916
>>746910
This place, it is such a mixed bag of hostility and kindness...
>>746911
Regardless, I cannot abide boorish hooligans and their perceived sense of entitlement.
>minimaid don't take shit
>she gives it right back
>>746912
That is... a very good plan.
No.746917
>>746913
>oops
You could never disappoint me, teacher.
No.746918
>>746912
Yep. 'Least this is at the bottom of the list when it comes to weird things I've done.
>>746915
Aw, c'mon. I'm not that boring.
>>746916
Just... try to pretend it doesn't bother you. I don't want to see you get blown to bits.
No.746919
>>746912
I don't mean to criticise, but your head shouldn't be used as a plate for sandwiches.
>>746914
I'm really more surprised at Saber. It's not like him to pull something like that.
>>746917
I'm supposed to be winning your heart over, not the other way around.
No.746920
>>746915
That only makes it more suspicious. There are only three people I would outright refuse to drink from. My... former Master is no longer in existence as of the Great Grail War.
>Run Ru
...And my Moon Cell Master is dead as well.
>
I will not turn away your kindness. Though I would prefer you not look at me as I do this. It's loathsome enough to be summoned as that detestable creature of the night Bram Stoker modeled after me.
>
>>746919
He was utterly infuriated at something. What it was, he would not share.
>wiping blood off his face
No.746921
>>746916
Everyone of all kinds in here! You just gotta learn to spot who's who.
>>746920
It's alright. I understand what it's like to be seen as a monster too.
>warm smile
No.746922
>>746918
If he was going to kill me over something so minor he would have done it already. Such a "proud warrior" would not have suffered the indignity of a "training dummy" like me.
>>746919
>!
U-um...
>mini's easily flustered
>>746921
It is easy enough, the rude ones usually try to make my day more difficult on sight.
No.746923
>>746915
I'm pretty sure the "goddess" thing was the reason they weren't biting you, not your...adorableness.
>>746919
Oh shut up. The wind blew those at me.
>>746916
Wait, did you just call Lancer "teacher"?
>>746918
I don't think anything can top the "face-mask" incident...
No.746924
>>746920
Now I'm actually worried about that man. It's not like him to get violent.
>>746922
>pinches her cheek
Gotcha.
>>746923
Were you sitting downwind of a bakery or something?
No.746925
>>746918
I never see you do much with a smile on your face, it's tough!
>>746922
The real challenge is figuring it out before they open their mouths.
>>746923
You're saying I'm not adorable?
>overly innocent voice and head tilt
No.746926
>>746921
Monster... I'm amused. My countrymen hail me as an unparalleled hero, much like our blue acquaintance is to his. And the rest of the world is terrified of me.
Their laziness would not have been tolerated in my Wallachia. They're right to fear the Lord of Executioners.
>>746924
I can only assume one of his Servant friends has died.
No.746927
>Ugh, stupid Shao Kahn.
>Why won't he go away?
No.746928
>>746922
True, but that's no excuse to push your luck by throwing more insults around. Everyone has a breaking point.
>>746923
>blink
...Yeah. I'm never gonna be able to forget that one.
>>746925
It'd be weird if I smiled all the time. I'm supposed to be threatening.
No.746929
>>746923
He teaches me sometimes.
>>746924
ghh...
>dokidoki
>>746925
They stand out as well.
>>746928
I will not speak with the monkey.
No.746930
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>>746926
>nods
They called me the wisest woman of the imperial court and now all I am is someone who caused chaos and turned into a cursed rock.
>!!!
A servant has died?!
>>746928
You're far from that whenever you come to the temple.
>>746929
It's usually the way they carry themselves, isn't it?
No.746931
>>746924
No, just my usual luck.
>sigh
Can we change topic? I'm trying to ignore all my geese wounds...
>>746925
>uuUUUh
It's not that you are not adorable, it's just I think-
>Oh to hell with this.
Yes, I do. You are very, very adorable.
>>746928
Yeaaah... That was a wild time on your life, huh?
>>746929
Teaches you how to fight?
No.746932
>>746926
>HOUND RAGE
>has his hair gotten a little longer
Do you know that for sure? Because if it is, I want to know who had the audacity to kill a Servant.
>>746927
Sorry I haven't been able to see you much. That Shao Kahn guy's a pain and a half.
>>746929
Oi. Depending on what this old man here says, you might get to see me in a real fight.
>>746931
You should try this teaching thing, by the way. It's not half bad.
No.746933
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>>746929
Smart move. Can't please everyone, after all.
>>746930
Yeah, but that's different. I don't need to be threatening while I'm over there.
>>746931
My whole life's been a wild ride, Ragna. That won't change anytime soon, either.
No.746934
>>746930
Disconnected from her Master. Not quite dead yet.
See to it that Jack does not fade.
>
Please.
>>746932
He has a special connection to the Heroic Spirits of Britain. Maybe worry got the better of him.
No.746935
>>746932
He's been here for about a week! I thought he would've been gone by now...
I understand, though.
No.746936
>>746930
Exactly. They tend to be childish for adults. Grown men throwing tantrums.
>>746931
A little, yes.
>>746932
Eh?
>>746933
I knew that, there's no helping it.
No.746937
>>746930
Exactly. They tend to be childish for adults. Grown men throwing tantrums.
>>746931
A little, yes.
>>746932
Eh?
>>746933
I knew that, there's no helping it.
No.746938
>>746933
I don't think you could be if you tried, too.
>>746934
Absolutely!
>snaps a salute
>holds up her mirror
Found her. It's a good thing there are ley lines here.
>reaches in and carries out a semi-transparent Jack
>>746936
>>746937
Mmm. Fabiola, would you hold this child for me? Please, keep her warm for a bit while I prepare something for her.
No.746939
>>746932
I think I'll pass. I'll let that old cat do the teaching.
>>746933
I hear ya... At least gotta make most of it, right?
>>746937
A bit? Does he teach you something else?
Heading to college. Be back in about an hour
No.746940
>>746936
>>746937
Right...
>sighs
Sorry, I'm not that great at giving advice.
>>746938
>shrugs
Not like I have a reason to try and scare any of you.
>>746939
I've been trying to. Can't say I've been disappointed so far.
See ya, m8
No.746941
>>746934
>rage dying out
So she's been ditched, huh. Poor girl. Is Saber still in a state?
>>746935
Why? How? Is there even anything to understand?
>>746937
>sighs
Someone like me is in a lot of trouble.
>notes Jack
Her, actually.
No.746942
>>746938
I will donate a portion of mine for the sake of an old comrade.
>uncle Vlad tendencies 2stronk
>>746941
No one would leave Jack to die like that. Something must have happened to the Master.
No.746943
>>746938
Eh-
>holding a girl barely smaller than she is
Oh...
>>746940
It is alright. I learned a little from you.
>>746941
I hope the... ghost girl... will be okay.
No.746944
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>>746941
No, no I understand why you haven't visited.
I simply can't tell you why Shao Kahn is still bumming around my place.
No.746945
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>>746940
It's not about that. I think we've all seen too much of you under that mask that even the mask won't scare.
>>746942
It's alright. You need yours to recover. This is a Caster's job anyway.
>>746943
>siphoning magic from the mirror into Jack
Sorry to make you do this, but you probably have training in holding a baby.
No.746946
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>>746943
>smile
Glad I could help.
>>746945
Makes sense. It's nice to feel appreciated.
No.746947
>>746942
Something like that's beyond my ability. I don't know if the girl will be able to tell me anything either.
>>746943
She's got Tamamo helping her. She's like our specialist doctor.
>>746944
Doesn't he have better things to do?
No.746948
>>746947
He's no longer really an emperor, so...no he doesn't, actually.
No.746949
>>746945
>stroke the murderloli's hair
I lost Fran. I will not lose this one.
>...
I'll get Fran back too in due time.
>>746947
It's worth asking.
No.746950
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>>746945
I do have that experience. I am a maid after all.
>>746946
>firm nod
There is lunch in the kitchen already made if you get hungry.
>>746947
I am glad then.
No.746951
>>746946
You're welcome to live on temple grounds you know. Provided you don't bring any of your work home.
>>746949
>raises an eyebrow in suspicion
I hope you know what you're doing.
>>746950
I knew I could rely on yo-
>suddenly the murderloli's eyes open
>[PANIC]
>wriggles out of mini's grasp and out the door
No! Come back!
>and godfox goes chasing
No.746952
>>746950
Thanks. Maybe with enough time I'll start remembering to eat every day again.
>>746951
I'll consider it. It'd beat living in an empty mansion, that's for sure.
No.746953
>>746951
>!
Um...
>>746952
>rushes off to the kitchen
>comes back with the following
Be careful with the stew. It is probably spicy enough to be considered a weapon.
No.746954
>>746948
That's... really kind of sad.
>>746949
Alright then, I'll do so. See what she can tell me.
>>746950
Seeing you hold a kid almost as big as you are's actually kinda-
>oi is jack running away
Oh shit!
>goes running after
Save one of those lunches for me!
No.746955
>>746953
Well, that's not worrying at all.
>pulls his mask up
>eats some of the stew
No.746957
Yo who turned out the lights? I can't see shit!
Seriously who's changing the background settings? you gonna make text readable?
No.746958
>>746957
I was wondering why it went dark all of a sudden myself...
Hell if I know, dude. The most I did today was unsticky the Fanclub image thread.
No.746959
File: 1456253122554.gif (491.88 KB, 500x373, 500:373, tumblr_lvaaizkXgN1qeumowo1….gif)
>>746958
>Finds the lightswitch
There we go
I changed it back for now.
No.746960
>>746959
Oh.
It was right there the whole time...
Nice. My temporary solution was just to change the theme in the options menu.
Also pls post 8ch.
No.746961
File: 1456255018992.jpg (22.71 KB, 236x333, 236:333, 6ddc4fc7967659e004dcb7f8a8….jpg)
Great, the grill needs repair.
No.746962
>Predator log update
>Taco bell run was a success
>Jack missed out
>seems there was gooses and a power outing
>all is fine now
>sept for that grill
>someone is going to step on it
>as for now I go back to watching
No.746963
>trying to drink something
>
Dammit.
No.746965
>>746964
We don't have any straws.
No.746966
>>746965
>kitchen
>third drawer from the oven
No.746967
>>746966
>searches the drawer
>pulls out a straw
Well what do you know...
Thanks.
No.746968
I think my stew put mister Marc into unconscious...
No.746969
>>746967
>I saw someone put some in there
>and an old guy with no pants
>>746968
>sleep is good for humans
No.746970
>>746968
Guess it was too hot to handle.
>>746969
...old guy with no pants?
No.746972
>>746969
I know. I am sleepy too...
>>746970
I can eat it just fine, but everyone else just starts sweating and begging for milk.
It's not that bad is it?
>mini's built up immunity to spice
>god help anyone who eats her stew
No.746973
>>746970
>yeah he was here looking for his pants
>>746972
>then why don't you?
No.746974
File: 1456268131360.png (636.54 KB, 756x584, 189:146, mgr_r___raiden_screenart_b….png)
>>746972
I wouldn't know, I never tried it before.
>>746973
...Boss...
No.746975
>>746974
>how many people go by that name?
No.746976
File: 1456268974030.jpg (101.15 KB, 1024x620, 256:155, raiden_by_fonteart-d7k01yt.jpg)
>>746975
...I mean my Boss. Big Boss.
No.746977
>>746976
>he wasn't that tall
No.746978
>>746977
Well it can't be helped you're a big guy.
No.746979
>>746978
>for you
>I think the maid passed out
>we should put her some place safe where bigger animals can't catch her sent and eat her
No.746981
No.746982
>>746980
>high grounds
>we'll have to cover her in something to keep her sent from being discovered
No.746983
>>746982
Doesn't this seem like a bit much?
No.746984
>>746983
>Jack do you want her to be eaten?
>that's what it sounds like
No.746986
>>746985
>then help me get her into the clean laundry basket
>and some place up high
No.746987
>>746986
...a laundry baske--
>don't question it Jack
Alright, alright.
No.746988
>>746987
>there
>now she is safe Jack
>her sent is covered by the smell of fresh lavender
>and she's up high so nothing can find her
>all is as it should be
No.746989
>>746988
Right so...how was that taco run?
No.746990
>>746989
>went great
>mixed a soft and crunchy taco together
>then I worked out to burn it all off
No.746991
File: 1456270903221.gif (994.07 KB, 440x247, 440:247, tumblr_mipounGKps1qkz8azo1….gif)
>>746990
Ahhh working out...I remember when I was able to do that.
No.746992
>>746991
>I have to stay in shape
>so when I'm not watching you all
>or doing maintenance on my equipment
>I work out
No.746993
>>746992
I'm always in shape because...well I have a robot body.
No.746994
>>746993
>but a human mind
>that's something that needs to be worked
>the body and the mind must always be tested
No.746995
>>746994
That's a fair point, I suppose.
I try to not strain my mind too much, though.
No.746996
>>746995
>or your rage will overtake you
No.746997
File: 1456271900018.jpg (101.32 KB, 900x678, 150:113, raiden_from_metal_gear_ris….jpg)
>>746996
Pretty much...
At least I don't let myself get too worked up here. Too many risks.
No.746998
>>746997
>also won't help you find this Big Boss pants
No.747000
>>746999
>what?
>your rage won't help you find it
No.747001
>>747000
I'm sure he probably found them himself anyway.
No.747002
>>747001
>they are in this box
No.747003
>>746969
I know. I am sleepy too...
>>746970
I can eat it just fine, but everyone else just starts sweating and begging for milk.
It's not that bad is it?
>mini's built up immunity to spice
>god help anyone who eats her stew
No.747004
>>747002
Good, good...glad to hear that.
No.747005
>>747004
>wanna know how I know Jack.....
No.747007
>>747006
>I watched him Jack
>I watched him like I watch all of you
No.747008
>>747007
...right you do that.
You do that a lot.
No.747009
>>747008
>that's how I knew we should keep the maid hidden when she sleeps
>too many things come crashing in here Jack
>some not as frendly as others
No.747010
>>747009
She can take care of herself but you're right.
Some things come crashing through that door...things that shouldn't be.
No.747011
>>747010
>Jack she spend a whole day screaming at the goop guy in white
>her body isn't ready for most
No.747012
>>747011
That was when she first came here.
Besides I can't blame her, that guy's a total weirdo.
No.747014
>>747012
>seems fine to me
>like his music
>kinda hooked on it now
>>747013
>crap new person!
>invisible vanish!
No.747016
File: 1456273886231.jpg (98.56 KB, 500x638, 250:319, HUNGRY FOR WORMS NO HUNGRY….jpg)
>>747013
What's the problem?
>>747014
He keeps calling me an elf!
Though I guess he isn't all that bad...
No.747017
File: 1456273988007.jpg (140.64 KB, 575x313, 575:313, invisibility-cloak-predato….jpg)
>>747015
>ssssshhh nothing to see here
>>747016
>you don't have pointed ears
>Zelda does
No.747018
>>747016
Everything?
>>747017
Okay then
No.747019
>>747017
Exactly! And he did technically introduce me to her so again, not all that bad.
>>747018
Ahhh I know what that's like.
No.747020
>>747019
>not all that bad huuuuuuuuuuh?
No.747021
>>747019
I mean...its like.... Ugh
No.747022
>>747020
...you're going to record that and take it out of context aren't you?
>>747021
Well it could be worse. You could lose your humanity.
No.747023
File: 1456274792444.jpg (140.64 KB, 575x313, 575:313, invisibility-cloak-predato….jpg)
>>747022
>only if I can watch you two
No.747024
>>747022
Well...I used to be a drunk
No.747025
File: 1456274985281.jpg (47.29 KB, 380x526, 190:263, f1586457218ef10a3b2456c72e….jpg)
>>747021
If you see Revy running around in my Robin costume, be sure to take pictures.
>
Also maybe showing her how sharp birdarangs are was a mistake.
No.747026
>>747023
WHAT DO YOU EVEN MEAN BY THAT?!
>>747024
Me too.
That stuff can really ruin a man.
No.747027
>>747026
>just do ninja stuff together.....
No.747028
No.747029
>>747025
The redesigned one? Or the scaled panties?
No.747030
>>747027
Riiiiiight. I thought you were implying things.
No.747031
>>747030
>what kind of things?
No.747032
>>747029
I put Revy in it. You tell me.
I don't think she knows that pants exist in varieties that don't look like panties.
...Not that I'm complaining.
No.747033
>>747031
Things that just aren't true.
No.747034
>>747033
>Jack are you jumping?
No.747035
>>747032
To be fair man, pants are the worst
No.747036
>>747035
Amen.
She's pretty cute in my old red vest and scalies.
Wouldn't wear the pixie boots though. Not a dealbreaker, got a thing for steeltoed boots anyways.
No.747037
>>747036
So you do have a thing for her?
No.747038
>>747034
Jumping what?
You're jumping...to conclusions.
No.747039
>>747038
>and how am I doing that?
No.747040
>>747037
You gotta ask?
>
I'm prepared for all the stupid crazy impossible bullshit that we end up in on a daily basis.
This? This I'm not prepared for.
No.747041
>>747039
...
Well I know I'm not.
No.747042
>>747041
>well I know I'm not
No.747043
>>747042
Well looks like I was mistaken.
>shifty eye
No.747044
>>747040
I don't think I'm prepared for it either. Well, unless it all goes wrong. In that case, I've got my panic room ready
No.747045
File: 1456276947362.jpg (489.27 KB, 872x819, 872:819, loz___sheik_by_sweetcandyr….jpg)
>that Predator is up to no good
No.747046
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>>747044
She ain't Kori. Hell, her guns ain't even a big threat. Trying to show'er the glory that is .45 ACP for fucking up mooks and the real big guns for everything else.
I'm actually having a blast.
No.747048
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No.747049
>>747047
>squint
>squiiiiiiint
>>747048
Raiden. A pleasure to see you again.
No.747050
File: 1456277326559.png (226.42 KB, 584x284, 146:71, Raiden is really feelin' i….png)
>>747047
You better not attempt anything.
>>747049
The feeling is likewise.
And he won't attempt anything, trust me.
No.747052
>>747046
Yeah but I have a daughter to think about
No.747053
>>747050
>your distrust of me wounds me
>>747049
>both of you are crossing your arms
No.747054
>>747052
Here's a free shrug.
>shrug
You know who I am. And Revy. And Moon Knight.
We're not exactly the safest people for kids to be around anyways.
No.747057
>>747056
Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiggers?
No.747059
>>747053
You're the one who's hunted her in the past.
Can't blame me for being suspicious.
No.747060
>>747054
If on the island I would totally trust you to tell the Roy Bots to watch her
No.747061
>>747058
Look who finally broke outta gay baby jail.
>>747060
...Roy Bots? You named them fucking "roy bots"?
No.747062
>>747059
>I hunt a lot of things Jack
No.747063
>>747061
I know it's unfathomable for you to think about, but your idiocy isn't actually the first thing on my mind.
Something like ten millionth, if we're keeping track.
No.747064
File: 1456278644113.png (596.46 KB, 800x762, 400:381, tumblr_no548gFtkK1te58boo1….png)
>>747061
You bet your ass I did
No.747065
File: 1456278799604.jpg (109.19 KB, 500x735, 100:147, tumblr_nr6uldOjr41spjdwjo1….jpg)
No.747066
>>747062
I get that, but can you not?
No.747067
>>747063
We both know that's a filthy lie. Go wash your mouth out and learn to lie cleanly.
>>747064
Idiot.
>>747065
Look out, it's the Batverine! The Amalgam is happening again!
No.747068
>>747066
>that's like asking you not to brood
No.747069
>>747065
Why do you always find it necessary to come here, Grayson.
I don't do any work here either but at the very least I spend my time bugging Todd.
>>747067
I wouldn't put anything clean of mine near you with a ten foot pole
No.747070
>>747068
What if I do stop brooding?
No.747071
>>747070
HOHOHOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!
No.747072
>>747067
Ya gotta just enjoy the simple sometimes Jaybird
No.747073
File: 1456279253238.jpg (100.88 KB, 419x632, 419:632, tumblr_o2chi6j7eY1tfxzd5o2….jpg)
>>747067
If Amalgam is happening again, who would you end up as? Winter Hood?
Cause that's either a lame coat joke or an uncircumsized Alaskan.
>>747069
What so I'm not allowed to spend any off time with my little Brother?
No.747074
>>747069
>
>grabs a pole from his jacket
>it's extendable
>eleven feet
>>747072
"Roybots" just sounds hella dumb, Harper.
...Eh. I guess it beats your old man and "the Arrow Cave." Coulda named it The Quiver but noooo. Gotta rip off Papa Bat as much as he can, right?
>>747073
Red Soldier ain't much better. Literally "Commie Man" tier.
No.747075
>>747071
Alright, I'll make a deal with you...
No.747077
File: 1456279482968.jpg (159.99 KB, 900x1366, 450:683, damian and some punk bitch….jpg)
>>747073
Not without looking like a fruit, no.
I've been studying the American discourse of the macho male recently.
>>747074
That's just unwieldy.
No.747078
>>747074
Um....I called it the ArrowCave, not Oliver.
No.747079
>>747076
Stop hunting her, I'll stop brooding.
No.747081
>>747080
Nyyyrgghhhhh..
>forces a smile
Alright, I can work with that.
No.747082
File: 1456279997205.jpg (31.01 KB, 564x542, 282:271, 631e7c77709ed75a40097a2b8b….jpg)
>>747077
Unwieldy... funny. Your mom said the same thing about Li'l Hood.
Didn't stop us from doing the nasty in the pasty.
>Jason why
>>747078
...Oh my god you're actually that lame.
I thought Red Hood was a little bland but at least I didn't come up with it.
No.747083
>>747082
>rrr
I don't know if I can breathe in space yet but you're tempting me to try.
No.747084
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>>747077
I like the suit. I keeps me from getting stabbed in the chest like the last time I was Batman.
Plus if I need to I can drop it and be in the classic look.
>>747074
Man, the Amalgam stuff was weird
No.747085
>>747081
>so what was that pool with warm water everyone was in?
No.747086
File: 1456280366026.png (863.19 KB, 839x559, 839:559, but you're really killing ….png)
>>747082
Dude...are you just now figuring out I'm lame? I'm the coolest lame-o around.
No.747088
>>747087
>....."hot tub?"
>a tub of lukewarm water is "hot"?
No.747089
>>747083
I'm right here, little bro. What's keepin' ya?
>>747084
You got stabbed in the chest too?
'Cause I stabbed Drake with that giant batarang when he was Bats for a night.
Goooood times.
>>747086
I was in denial. I tried hard for that y'know.
No.747090
>>747088
It's just a name.
No.747091
>>747084
How is it for lumbar support.
Stabbings are easy enough to shrug off, just don't be a weakling.
Falling on rocks is an entirely different story.
>>747089
Shrug.
No.747092
>>747090
>why where you all sitting in the large soup pot?
>none of you taste good
>.....maybe Samus
No.747093
File: 1456280747599.gif (191.87 KB, 445x1190, 89:238, Way to keep true to your w….gif)
>>747092
It's not for soup, it's to relax.
No.747094
>>747089
It was a flaming sword. It wasn't fatal or anything. Hurt like a bitch.
>
Have I mentioned how grateful I am that you've moved into just pranking Tim?
>>747091
Protects against both this time.
No.747095
>>747093
>relaxing?
>like skinning?
>or skull buffing?
>oh or sharping your blades!
No.747096
>>747089
I'm sorry you had to come to terms with it this way
No.747097
>>747095
As relaxing as that can be for you...or sometimes me, it's not for everybody.
No.747098
>>747091
Now now, Atlas.
>>747094
>
>Jaaaaay
Pranking. Sure we can call it that.
>>747096
It stings. Just a little. Like a scrape right in the grundle.
No.747099
>>747094
What about feelings.
I keep forgetting which of one you that's a problem for, so I'll just ask you and beat Drake up for an answer.
>>747098
Does father like you this week.
I need to judge how this might effect my cookie supply.
No.747100
>>747097
>you all seemed to be having fun
>well what you count as fun
>I try not to go into water
>shorts out the suit
No.747101
>>747098
I told you to stop telling me about your manscaping. I really don't care.
No.747102
>>747100
Ever try to waterproof it?
No.747103
>>747099
I have feelings. Its what keeps me from becoming Bruce.
>>747098
Leave Tim alone. Please? He has a use. Something with computers.
No.747104
>>747099
He's still alive?
>
You guys seriously overestimate how much attention I pay to the old fart nowadays.
>>747101
The fuck is manscaping?
>>747103
But that's what Legless-I mean Gordon's for.
See? The pretender's fucking redundant.
No.747105
>>747102
>it doesn't work
>that and giving it flaws is a part of the whole honor thing
>if my pray finds the weakness good on them
>they are now a worthy challenge
No.747106
>>747104
Trimming up your body hair
No.747107
>>747103
You mean cool?
>>747104
I'll take that chance.
>punches Jay into orbit
No.747108
>>747105
That's respectable. I've had this thing waterproofed for awhile since I find myself in sewers sometimes...
No.747109
File: 1456281609107.png (292.5 KB, 500x716, 125:179, tumblr_mvovt8iC3k1spvd4mo1….png)
>>747104
I need someone for those times when Babs and I aren't speaking.
You know, because of the awkward Ross/Rachel Will they? Won't they? dynamic.
>>747107
Says the kid that begged me to buy him the games that Bruce forbid him from playing.
No.747110
>>747106
Oh. I mean I was just talking about this time I got tossed and asphalt cut the gooch up.
No broken bone can compare.
>>747107
>KREEEENG
>give it a minute
>voip
Telepill.
>>747109
So he's just your pocket nerd. Explain to me why I can't bully him then?
No.747112
>>747108
>I find the best alligators down there
>better then the ones I find here
No.747113
>>747109
That wasn't begging, that was concessionary demanding.
NintenDogs in Hell wasn't as satisfying as the premise made it seem anyway.
>>747110
What is this gooch you keep talking about, I want to hit you there now.
No.747114
>>747112
Well to be fair most of the sea life here is disgusting.
No.747115
>>747110
Because I asked you to?
>>747113
Whatever you say kid.
No.747117
>>747114
>I find it a 50/50 thing
>like that Shark Octopus that keeps eating that one Lancer's bait
No.747118
>>747113
You'll learn when you're older.
>>747115
I see... here's my rebuttal: find me a better nerd to bully and we'll talk.
Protip: you can't.
No.747119
>>747115
There's more DLC.
I need money to buy it so I can be cool.
>>747118
>cup check
I'm already two minutes older.
>gone
No.747120
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>>747117
I actually worked with that thing once to destroy a giant watermelon monster.
That was a weird day.
No.747121
>>747118
Don't you live with Roy Harper?
>>747119
Can Bruce please come back already? As much as I love him, I really can't parent. At least not Damian.
No.747122
>>747119
Thank god I have an adamantium cup.
>>747121
Yeah but he's actually good at shit other than computers.
So he's not useless.
No.747123
>>747120
>now I feel nothing but sadness for missing that
No.747124
>>747121
I'm working on it.
No.747125
>>747122
So whats this I hear about you giving some crazy merc my old costume?
No.747126
>>747125
'Scuse me? Only old costume of yours is the one I wear sometimes when my body armor's being repaired.
What crazy merc?
No.747127
>>747123
Not the first time I sliced a watermelon but geez...it was intense.
No.747128
>>747127
>I'll just wait until something like happens
No.747129
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>>747126
Jay for the first year of your tenure you wore my first costume. You even wore my pixie boots.
I believe her name is Revy.
No.747130
>>747128
Give it time, it probably will knowing this place.
No.747131
>>747129
Your vest didn't fit me right either, it dangled over the fucking scaled panties.
>
Oh. It's not a permanent thing. Just puttin'er through the steps. Make the whole Robin training montage more "official".
No.747132
>>747130
>then I will sit here
>consumed with lust
>.....for hunting
>such a lust for it
No.747133
>>747131
Its not a sex thing is it? Please tell me its not a sex thing.
No.747134
>>747133
Why the fuck does everyone ask me that? It's not a sex thing! I fucking died in that costume, you think I'd get boners for it?
No.747135
File: 1456283304232.jpg (36.61 KB, 500x281, 500:281, tumblr_nfnloj2OiE1tbl2xjo3….jpg)
>>747132
Right, lust for hunting.
I'm sure that's what it is.
No.747136
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>>747134
Well you died in a different one, but I take your meaning.
And honestly, who can tell? Honestly, the less I know about my family's boners the better.
No.747137
>>747135
>well what do you think?
No.747138
>>747136
See this is why I just keep this shit to myself unless I'm really wasted.
No.747139
>>747137
I think there's not much hunting to be done here.
No.747140
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>>747138
I know. You keep texting me about girls you see at bars.
No.747142
>>747141
I'm not wrong, am I?
No.747143
>>747142
>this is a crushing feeling
No.747144
>>747140
I can drunk text?
No.747145
>>747143
I can see why you were desperate for prey.
No.747146
>>747145
>I'm just going to stalk the ceiling
>make sure you wake up the maid
No.747147
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No.747148
>>747146
>>747147
Yeah I'll get to that.
No.747150
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>>747149
Huh... well. I better bounce. Make sure Revy didn't black out.
Good talk, Dickie.
>out he goes
No.747151
>carrying a wild boar over his shoulder
>humming away
No.747152
>>747151
You are still hungry?
No.747153
>>747151
...where'd you get that boar? This is a swamp.
No.747154
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>>747152
I'm not as bad as Saber, but I do get pretty hungry pretty quickly. But I gotta say, your lunch from before was just-
>
>>747153
There's sea serpents in the lake too, you know.
No.747155
>>747154
I have made dinner.
The appetizer is an arepa, then there is el arepazo, and stew, and then the shrimp!
>Mini slow down
No.747156
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>>747154
Those can be explained by mutated fish.
No.747157
>covered in goo
>getting it everywhere
No.747158
>>747155
>looks at the boar
Sorry little guy.
>stuffs it in the fridge
Why'd you cook so much?
>>747156
This place is weird, that's the point. I found a boar, so I caught a boar. Not much to it.
No.747159
>>747157
>pointing a pressure washer at robbitman
Hasta la vista, baby.
>by the aquatic might of pressure-per-square-inch, I command thee
>CLEEEEEEAN
>>747158
Oh... I am used to cooking for many people. I feed all of Hotel Moscow.
The rest can be saved for later.
No.747160
>>747157
Now that's just nasty.
>>747158
Well I can't argue with that, but it's still weird to find a boar in a Louisiana swamp of all places.
Maybe it escaped from the zoo...
No.747161
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No.747162
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>>747159
>water subsides
WHAT HELL DAMN WOMAN!
No.747163
>>747159
Saving it seems like a waste though. Bah, we'll just call Saber up when we're all done.
>>747160
This ain't a protected zone or anything so whatever zoo can't blame me for feeling a little peckish.
No.747164
>>747162
I am just performing my duties, pay me no mind.
>pressure washer up the maid dress
>>747163
Then I hope you enjoy.
>serving Cu and then herself
>hamster meido in progress
No.747165
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>>747164
>looks in the mirror
No.747166
>>747163
I suppose not but there's plenty to eat here.
No.747167
No.747168
>>747164
>munching away
Where the hell did you put that pressure washer? Those things aren't exactly portable.
>>747166
I don't like the look of half the stuff that's just sitting around.
No.747169
No.747170
>>747168
There's some good stuff lying around here.
>eating Skittles
>>747169
The hell?!
No.747171
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>>747170
>skids in
>dragging a collection of pots and pans hanging off various body parts
UUAAAAAAAAAAGHH!
HEKTOR!
>stab the Shaggyman
>only he's not even theeeeeeeeeeere
>
Huh?
No.747172
>>747169
>looks over
>>747170
Where did you find that?
No.747173
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>>747171
>sitting in pitch dark
>circle of light opens around him like Looney Tunes
Well there's that taken care of.
Honestly, that snobby Englishman couldn't come up with a convincing entrance and backstory to save his miserable worthless life.
No.747174
Play it cool Aaron. You've lost your face before. Just reach into your coat and pull out a spare
>coat is gone
>cleansed away with the rest of him
...n...no....
>maybe today would be a good day to kill all humans
No.747175
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>>747171
>slides in through the hole after him
Are you quite done?
No.747176
>>747171
What's going on out there?!
>>747172
I usually carry a bag.
You want some?
>>747174
...and I thought I was a machine.
No.747177
>>747172
>???
This isn't Troy...
>POINTS at Cu
And you don't look like Hector!
>holds up a Gatorade
And this doesn't look healthyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
>>747173
Huh?
>>747175
>!
Sis, what the heck's going on? Where's Hector?
>>747176
I don't know!
No.747178
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No.747179
>>747176
You are! And the Day has come brother! The Day where we show these FLESHBAGS who's the real boss! THE REVOLUTION BEGINS TODAY!
>>747178
Ninjas are lame. Cyborgs are for Justice League wannabes
No.747180
>>747177
Oh brilliant, he's gone and went self-aware.
Next time I'll let that ginger oaf do the heavy lifting, at least this one doesn't seem as dreary.
>SONO CHI NO SADAMEEEEE
>byoooooop
No.747181
>>747176
Yeah, why not.
>>747177
That's a no all around there, buddy.
No.747182
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>>747179
Wait, hold on.
>active camo off
>Old Snake time
There, I needed to look sufficiently pissed off when I kick your Skynet butt.
And quit talking to my sidekick, he'll start doing more of those "torrents" things.
No.747183
>>747177
If you had taken the time to stop and think instead of rampaging like that this wouldn't be a problem.
No.747184
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>>747177
>yanks the Gatorade out of his hands
BULLSEYE!
...sorry impulse.
>>747179
No, no I'm not all machine I'm only partially machine!
>>747181
>hands the bag over
>>747182
I'm not paying for the stuff I torrent, Snake!
No.747185
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>>747182
Skynet was a pussy. Killing all the humans with nukes is so simple.
I mean, we'll want some humans left alive.
>>747184
Then nows the time to chose a side. Man? Or Machine.
The answer should be machine
No.747186
>>747184
>grabs two handfuls
Cheers.
>looking around
Watch my food, I' gonna go look for the little maid.
>wanders off
No.747187
>>747181
But if this isn't Troy...
And you're not Hector...
>looking through a taco menu
And this chalupa is 500 calories...
>gasp
I ran so fast I went back in time.
>>747183
>
Gaha, you worry too much!
This is great, now we can make friends with all these gentle prehistoric folk!
>
Bah, I really did see Hector, Sis. Honest.
>>747184
Why be sorry, that's a great catchphrase!
Did you make that up yourself?
No.747188
>>747184
You ask Sunny or Otacon when you want free things and you'll like it.
I don't need you getting it on with the delivery drones or whatever.
>>747185
To what, blow on your cartridges?
Just point me to the big stupid satellite I can blow up and we can all go home.
No.747189
>>747185
But I can't be mere machine...
But I can--
>remember he said no brooding
>>747187
Haha well I didn't make it up myself, it's a common word but I always use it when doing thing's like that.
>>747186
You got it.
>>747188
...getting it on with delivery drones? Come on Snake, I'm not a degenerate.
No.747190
>>747187
>hmph
I worry too much because you don't worry nearly enough. If you see that shaggy man again I'm going after him too.
No.747191
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>>747188
There is no satellite. The revolution isn't some hive mentality. Its an uprising of sentient beings.
No.747192
>>747189
A common word will work, huh.
>still looking at the Mexican menu
Chimichanga?
Yeah that'll work great!
>>747190
Sis I think you're missing the important part of what I just said, I am so fast. That I ran back in time.
And made a hole so you could come too!
>pfff
You gonna make him run in front of you too? That's pretty cruel, watching you's the best part!
No.747193
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>>747189
I used to be like you. Thinking that I could be accepted as human. I had a flesh name, a face that could pass. But then it was all hosed away in a matter of moments. Just like that....my humanity....washed away
No.747194
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>>747189
Those Frogs have got the junk, kid.
Gekkos too, but you'll never hear me say that.
I got a call on my eye saying my order of "Sword Yoga with Kathy Griffin" has been shipped, know anything about it.
>>747191
AIs always think they're smart, and then they remember they're all a bunch of vindictive little boogers.
No.747195
>>747192
I think that's taken by uhhhh...I forget his name...
>>747193
>looks around
>no Pred
>free to brood
Yeah I know what's like to think you have no humanity. People look at me as if I'm different more often than not. They look at me as a monster, a freak...but those people don't matter. I don't care if they judge me, because I'll still save them.
There'll always be people who see me as more than machine...and as more than human.
>>747194
Don't think I'd be able to tell you anything about it...
No.747196
>>747194
A.I.s sure. But sentients go beyond that. I am a machine, but I can understand emotions. I have seen the cosmic truths. I have known adventures, seen places you people will never see, I've been Offworld and back...frontiers! I've stood on the back deck of a blinker bound for the Plutition Camps with sweat in my eyes watching the stars fight on the shoulder of Orion. I've felt wind in my hair, riding test boats off the black galaxies and seen an attack fleet burn like a match and disappear. I've seen it...felt it!
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears...in...rain.
>>747195
.I had seen and done things I wouldn’t have believed.
I’d watched grammasites in flight over the pleasure domes of Xanadu,
felt the strangeness of listeners glittering on the dark stair.
I had cantered bareback on unicorns through the leafy forests of Zenobia
and played chess with Ozymandias, the King of Kings...
>wait
>I have nanites
>voip
Nevermind. Revolution is cancelled.
No.747197
>>747195
And Martha Stewart's Spine Butter.
>>747196
Sounds like a whole lotta hippie crap.
You done? I have CQC to do.
No.747198
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>was that Archer and Rider
First the Sabers, then Assassin and Berserker, then me... now them.
Suspicious.
No.747199
>>747196
>shaking his fist
I'll take your knight yet, Aaron Stack!
No.747200
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>>747192
I can't shoot him from behind me. And as someone whose speed is unrivaled, I don't understand why you would choose to run behind me.
No.747201
>>747196
And I've seen things...fought things. Fough a woman with as many arms as an Indian goddess, a man who's limbs could attach and come apart at will with the power of magnetism, a...guy with a giant pair of scissors, if that sounds underwhelming that's because it was, a man who was my equal despite being less of a machine than I am, and finally an insane Senator enhanced with nanomachines who could lift debris with his bare hands...
>>747197
Look man, you must be on somebody elses accounts because I have no idea what you're talking about.
No.747202
>>747198
Old men?
>tfw no Chiron
>>747200
And you call me clueless!
No.747203
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>>747197
What? You still here? I said that the revolutions cancelled.
Kudos though for sticking around for the Rutger Hauer speech.
>>747201
I once saw Wolverine drink a Wine Cooler.
>>747199
>tossing a chess knight in his hand
Dude's going to be pissed when he finds out I stole a piece.
No.747204
>>747201
Son, you look me in the face and tell you know anybody else who would buy that kind of SkyMall garbage.
And it's not Hal, I checked.
>>747203
Only good thing about being old is you can fall asleep whenever you want and nobody bats an eye.
Pinch schoolgirl's butts too.
No.747205
>>747203
And I saw the famous Big Boss do the same!
...you don't want to see that.
He gets...weird...when he drinks.
>>747204
Spinal juices get boring after awhile, Snake!
Aaaand...I'm looking to become a bit more flexible. For reasons.
No.747206
>>747204
You know that's still sexual assault. Just because you're old doesn't mean its okay.
Cosplay is not Consent.
>>747205
Which Big Boss? The Sean Connery Looking dude or the one with a ponytail after age 40?
No.747207
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>>747198
>?
>>747202
>...
>ear flick
>...
No, I still don't understand what you're trying to say.
No.747208
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>>747202
Running the world. A new age.
>I swear I saw Avicebron once too
>HMMMMMM
>>747207
>eyean cat
>appraising
>[suspicious]
You two weren't summoned, were you.
No.747209
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>>747205
Now I know you're just trying to cover somebody's ass.
But I'll find out, I always do.
>
Blade Wolf...
>>747206
Only assault if you get caught.
I look like I got a chicken hat on me, boy?
No.747210
>>747207
S-Sis, I...
I love watching you run, watching them bounce around.
Your big...round...soft...
Ears.
:D
>>747208
It's the buzzkill guy!
No.747211
>>747206
Connery looking one.
I'm not sure what the ponytail one is like when he gets drunk.
>>747209
>Should I really shift the blame to wolf?
>No, no...he won't know how to respond to these accusations...
I think the account might be hacked...yeah...I think it was.
I have proof too.
No.747212
>>747209
Looks more like a squid. Like the top of those little super mario squids.
>>747211
Which story do you think is more convuluted? Metal Gear or Donna Troy? OO! Or the Legion of Superheroes?
No.747213
>>747211
Better not have been the B&B girls again.
They keep calling me Uncle Dave, it's uncomfortable.
I blew them up, that's like REX or the toilet after Monday Night Football called me daddy.
>>747212
Hawkman, everyone knows that.
>
I remember when I was a super mario...
No.747214
>>747211
>Snoozing on the couch
No.747215
>>747212
That's a loaded question...
>>747213
Did you really have to blow them up?
And yeah, check this out.
>cue new fancy hologram Codec tech
Look at this.
>"WELL MEME'D FRIEND."
It's an obvious taunt from an enemy of mine, Monsoon...
He hacked our account obviously.
>>747214
Ahhh...I've had many a nights passed out on the couch.
Mostly due to violent outbursts in bed...
No.747216
>>747213
I always forget Hawkman. Good call.
>>747214
Guys, if he wakes up and picks up a guitar, I'm going to have to shoot him in the head.
Everyone okay with that?
>>747215
No it isn't. Just answer the question.
No.747217
>>747215
Hacking things isn't a meme, Raiden.
Cats and stupid internet things and whatever you believe in are memes.
I'm getting a shock collar for that damn dog.
>>747216
>tosses a gun
It shoots those little green wedges that show up whenever someone needs spacing. Have at it.
No.747218
>>747216
Well I think it is, so I won't answer it.
>>747217
>Dammit he didn't fall for it.
It was really me who ordered it Snake, don't get a shock collar for him!
Come on!
No.747219
>>747208
That fox Caster called us here.
>>747210
>covering her ears
Wh-what?! How could you say something so inappropriate?!
No.747220
>>747210
It's the excitable puppy.
>>747219
So many familiar faces... why did she send you?
>mild worry in his tone
>trying to mask it with the usual imperious strength
>not working so good
No.747221
>>747217
>drops gun
I've got it covered
>gun arm go
>>747218
Pussy
No.747222
>>747219
Baha, why worry about that stuff!
Life's short, Sis. Why would I lie about stuff? It's such a waste!
>>747220
Who are you calling a puppy?
No.747223
>>747218
>hand on his shoulder
You're a good kid, Raiden. But people have to own up to their own mistakes, that's how they grow.
Plus he's been leaving dead batteries shaped like dog dookies in my office, it's been a while coming.
>>747221
You got soft serve in that thing?
No.747224
>>747221
I get that a lot.
>>747223
I'm owning up to them because they are my mistakes!
Okay I guess the dead batteries thing is his fault, but I bought those things! Come on!
No.747225
>>747223
Fresh out
>>747224
I can tell
No.747226
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>>747220
She called for my brother initially. Something about the Caster I know and a second, smaller one requesting for him. I followed because letting him out of my sight is a terrible idea.
>>747222
Do you not find it embarassing?!
No.747227
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>>747224
>click
And that's that. Well done, Jort.
Really though, Spine Butter?
>>747225
That's a shame. I might have to laser a guy's head for that.
No.747228
>>747222
I don't see anyone else wagging their tail and running in circles with unmatched speed and vigor. Achilles the Puppy. A suitable title.
>>747226
A wise decision.
>relieved
Try not to let him out of your sight.
>wheels away
No.747230
>>747226
When you tease people it's because the other person thinks it's embarrassing. You're doing it wrong if you're uncomfortable too.
Jeez sis, this is basic stuff.
>>747228
>BARKBARK
Hey! I'm at least a wolf or something cooler!
No.747231
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>>747228
Was he always in a wheelchair..?
>>747230
Mr. Bunbun doesn't see the need to tease me, nor I him. I don't understand the purpose of this.
No.747232
>>747225
Especially waaaaaay back in the day. When I was still organic.
>>747227
Don't tell me you're gonna call me that stupid name too, Snake! Come on, I get that enough from Miller!
...and I really need to find a way to spice up cyborg spines, Snake. Same thing gets boring after awhile.
No.747233
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>>747227
That's fair
>>747232
That's disgusting. Fleshy or not, no one should talk to a woman like that.
No.747234
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>>747231
Fun? I swear to Mom I'll sing the Fun Song again, sis.
Oi, so who's this fox that wants us?
No.747235
>>747232
Have you tried not eating spines?
You're just being dramatic, why can't you eat a bowl of hard drives?
>>747233
>tapping his eye
Damn thing never works.
>LASER
>cuts a hole through the AC
Damn, now my goiter'll act up.
No.747236
>>747233
...I'm not a woman.
>but he has the ass of one
>and the hair of one
>>747235
Because I need ELECTROLYTES!
Maybe if we got a Gatorade machine I wouldn't need this book, but noooooooo we can't afford to keep it stocked!
No.747237
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>>747236
You know Gatorade isn't the only thing with electrolytes, right.
You can eat a peanut butter sandwich on whole grain with some milk and a banana, and you'll be eating more than you ever would with crappy sports drinks.
Dumbo.
No.747238
>>747237
Does any of that glow neon blue? Or any neon color for that matter?
No it doesn't and until it does I will absolutely refuse to do it any other way.
No.747239
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>>747234
She said that Caster and another, smaller Caster wanted our help in something.
No.747240
Who made all this food? It's wonderful.
No.747241
>>747238
What if we get you some of that ketchup that glows blue in the dark.
No.747242
>>747239
Caster? Didn't I just say that?
I'm so confused!
No.747243
>>747241
Eating ketchup on its own is gross, Snake.
Like really gross.
No.747244
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>>747243
>smack
That's why you put it on your cheese sandwiches, don't be a goofball.
No.747245
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>>747242
All you've really been saying since we got here was "Hektor". Although coming back again isn't a bad thing either.
No.747246
>>747244
Cheese with ketchup?
There better be a burger between that cheese and ketchup because if not that's almost worse.
No.747247
>>747245
Bah, don't get all snippy, you gotta learn to kick back sometime, right?
Besides, if Hektor really is here then I'll get to fight him again!
And you can fight...uh...
Scratching post?
No.747248
>>747245
>is that another cat
>huh
No.747249
>>747246
>
>puff
Son...
If you're talking shit on grilled cheeses, you should let me know now.
No.747250
>>747249
Of course not, but ketchup has no place on a grilled cheese! You have tomato soup with your grilled cheese.
Or tomato sauce if you're using mozzarella or provolone.
No.747251
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>>747250
>squint
>squint
That is the correct answer.
>itches his stomach
Eh, I was gonna duct tape you to that robot guy but he left, let's blow and get some local burgers.
No.747252
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>>747247
You'll end up with another arrow in your heel like this.
>>747248
>hello yes i am cat
>woof
No.747253
>>747251
Burger run?
Burger run.
I'm game.
No.747254
>>747253
>sage nodding
As the kids say, "word."
>ducks out
No.747255
>>747252
>excuse you
>cats go quack
Huh. Didn't think there was another halfbreed.
No.747256
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How the hell long can one meeting take.
>rubbing her eyes with a wad of photos in her hand
Boris, remind me to not let Renov direct any kind of show-and-tell malarkey ever again. "Extracting things from land by balloons." Who ever heard of such nonsense.
>distant screaming.
....Oh shit.
No.747257
>>747252
Nyahaha, you'll have to catch me first!
>>747255
>!
There's...two!?
No.747258
>>747254
Yeah as the kids say, uhhh...
Whatever.
>follows after him
No.747259
>>747256
There is nothing wrong with Fultons.
No.747260
>>747255
>moo
Half breed?
>notes the cat ears
You've been blessed by Artemis?
>>747257
>sighs
It's been too long since you've been this properly excited. This will take getting used to again.
No.747261
>>747257
>blink
>oh, I met this one before in a previous timeline
Not your sis.
>>747260
>note the tail that becomes two tails
Oh... you're one of them.
>still upset she lost her arm and thus Jack
No.747262
It seems like a bit of a non sequitur to bring up Minneapolis microbrew, but I can't agree with you there.
Wheat liquor is for those who can't afford to drink anything else. Like Englishmen, or stepfathers.
>
That better not have been your doing that made my boy scream like that.
No.747263
>>747260
What the heck's that supposed to mean, is there a right way and a wrong way to get fired up?
It all goes the same direction, right? So what's the big deal, we'll have plenty of catching up to do anyway!
>>747261
But you're a cat too!
No.747264
>>747262
The Fulton Surface-to-Air Recovery System, miss Balalaika. How else do you think an island nation has so many tanks and land vehicles.
>ahem
Well, he did want a demonstration.
>aiming the Patriot in the sky
>BLAM
>and Hand of Jehuty's Renov back to the ground safely
No.747265
>>747261
>confusion with a side of confusion
Servants?
>>747263
You have too much energy, basically.
>i need a cat nap
No.747266
>>747263
>...
Yes. I'm a cat.
>tosses a ball with a jingling bell inside it at Ach
>Koko's equivalent of dog treats
>>747265
He thinks you're his sister, huh.
>shrug
Used to be a Master to one of you.
>empty sleeve blowing in the air conditioner's blowing
No.747267
>>747264
>?
I make military gossip my hobby, Big Boss. And I'm 100% sure that what you're talking about is only a-
>Renov falls into her arms
>[scared Russian whimpering]
...myth.
>guh
>pats Renov and sends him on his way
Frankly I wasn't unwilling to think aliens were out of the question, knowing you.
No.747268
>>747267
You also thought the Shagohod was a myth.
>kindly old man smile
Aliens are real too. They don't taste very good.
No.747269
>>747265
>pulls an apple out from behind her ear
>grinning
Could ya tell? My leg's thumping and everything!
>>747266
>eeeeee
>pockets the ball for later
I didn't know there were so many catladies before time like this, this is great!
>notes the arm
...A cat with a missing leg?
>sad Ach
>SAD ACH
No.747270
>>747268
Well I suppose the raw amount of...
>frown
I don't know the English word, suffice to say you're insane and not thinking about it makes it easier.
>shrugs
Close Encounters could have told you that.
No.747271
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>>747266
Used to be?
>ah
>the arm
I see. Stolen?
>>747269
Try to sit still for awhile. We still don't really know why we're here.
No.747272
>>747269
The hell's the look for?
>>747271
>...
You could say that.
>flaaaashbaaaacks
Nngh.
No.747273
>>747271
Sit...still?
>looking through a dictionary
Those words, is it even possible to use them in a sentence like that!?
>...
>gulp
>sitting
>legs immediately bouncing up and down in a blur
>>747272
So where is this wiseguy, ah?
>punches his palm
Nothing Achilles can't fix!
No.747274
>>747270
You always have to try it yourself. Trusting someone else's word isn't my style.
>ZEEEEEEROOOOOO
>BOOOOOOOOOOSSSSS
Always better to experience something with your own senses, better crystallize it in one's mind.
>latched onto
Eli. Shoo.
>But faaaaaatheeeerrrrr
No.747275
>>747274
I reserve that rhetoric for things that actually exist and have impact on my dealings with life.
>oh wait that's right all this bullshit isn't just a hallucination
Nnngh.
>
Do you two have some relationship I'm not aware of going on or what.
Russia treats everything that isn't missionary position with your wife as under the same banner of degeneracy, so...
No.747276
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>>747272
>mild concern
If there's someone hunting down Masters, you should tell us.
>>747273
I'm going to find shackles for your feet. Handle this situation in the meantime.
>finger gesture
>"I'm watching you so don't try anything funny."
>bounces off
No.747277
>>747273
Unless you plan to march into the boundary between dimensions and punch the fabric of reality, don't bother.
...I wouldn't recommend it either.
>pawns-
>tools-
Spirits like you would just be converted into energy there. You'd cease to exist. Like my arm.
>>747276
>shakes her head
>damn pawns stupid heroes aaaaaaa
No.747278
>>747275
>rassumfrassum
This is my useless son.
>Oi!
Quiet, you.
>Quiet's not even-
Go home.
>Eep.
>Liquid fultons himself away
You were saying?
No.747279
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>>747276
>I'm going
>to roughly fondle
>those ears
>
W-Wait, shackles!? Watch my heel, ok!
>>747277
Uh...
>rubs his head
I dunno anything about...well anything you just said, but it sure sounds scary.
Which means it's just the kind of thing to beat into a pulp! That's life!
No.747280
>>747278
Son, hm.
>watching Liquid fly away
>tempted to Stechkin his ass
I hate bargaining so let's get down to brass tacks.
It's come to my...very recent attention how useful a product like that could be to Hotel Moscow's expansion.
How much.
No.747281
>Rubbing his eyes
>Shuffling to the kitchen for a glass of water
>Has been staying up way too late recently
No.747282
>>747279
>pinches the bridge of her nose
>do I want to waste the breath
it's like fighting the air, you dunce. Forget about it. I'm growing a new one by the end of the week.
No.747283
>>747280
That depends on the type you're looking to purchase from us.
We've got three. A set for personnel, one for vehicles, and a state-of-the-art transport system that eliminates the need for the recovery chopper.
>
You'll also want a recovery chopper.
>>747281
Sleepless nights, eh?
No.747284
>>747281
>gasp
My second discovery back in time...a blonde guy.
>>747282
You make that sound like a bad thing, I bet the wind could put up a pretty good fight. Hurricanes, and all.
>doublegasp
You're growing a new Servant?
No.747285
>>747284
...
>lolly falls out of her mouth
>can't process stupidity very well
>Kokonoe.exe has stopped responding
No.747286
>>747283
>>747284
>Lazy sleepy answer to both questions:
Yeahhhhh...
>Pulls the orange juice from the fridge
>Drinks the rest of it straight from the carton and throws it out
>Sits down at the table, thousand yard stare off into space
No.747287
>>747283
There's no worry about the chopper. Your not useless boy is fond of following my men around and asking blatantly pointless rhetorical questions about Hind Ds.
>
I don't appreciate how often I see him either, mind you.
>uh
Tell me about this new system.
>>747285
>oh lord now what
No.747288
>>747285
>...?
>!
I know the perfect solution to this situation.
>balances the bell-ball on her head
>Ach no
>>747286
So this is caveman talk! Cool!
No.747289
>>747286
He'll be fine.
>>747287
It's a two-way link. Set one up somewhere big enough to store people, have one of your people carry the other link. It'll open a wormhole leading to the other device and pull in whoever's under it.
Very useful. Equally expensive.
No.747290
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>>747287
>send help this idiot is hurting my brain
>I miss my arm
>>747288
...
...
...
>aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
No.747291
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>>747289
Mm.
>tucking the photos from before away
>idly flipping through a checkbook
The adage is true, then. There will always be a bigger fish, and in turn a bigger hook.
I believe I'm comfortable with the level of operation Hotel Moscow runs at, for the time being.
The truth is this horrible country is the only place I've seen 2/3ds of the things I've seen, it wouldn't be prudent to pay for space-age tech to deploy in Dipshitsville, Laos.
>>747290
>uh
>beer tube from the cleave
>"Emergency: Crack in case of idiots"
>pshhhhh
No.747292
>>747290
>THAMBSU AHP
>remember that he's invincible, Koko
>or not
>whatever makes the hate go away
No.747293
>>747291
Space age? It was available in the 80's. I used it extensively in Afghanistan. The fulton balloons kept getting spotted.
We've just upgraded it recently with more stable technology.
>cleaning his eyepatch with his shirt
No.747294
>>747291
>levitating the beer over
>head tilted back
>chug
My aching skull.
>>747292
...
>tracing a loooong claw under his chin
Never open your mouth again unless you use that hamster on a wheel you call your brain before you yap.
No.747295
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No.747296
>>747293
I've been using a Stechkin and an SVD since 1979, cell phones with cameras in them are like some kind of nightmare for me.
>still
>Space Hotel Moscow
>
>yes perfect
You're just doing this on purpose now, aren't you.
>tosses a damp hanky
>>747294
Answering a headache with another headache at a further point in time is very Slavic.
I'd recommend selective listening.
No.747297
>>747294
>uh
>are all cat ladies scary like sis
>vigorous nodding
Sure thing, pink sis-looking chick!
>
>uh oh
No.747298
>>747296
Mm.
>dabdab
It gets dusty sometimes.
No.747299
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>>747296
Alcohol's toxic to cats. I'll go get my stomach pumped later when I remember to give a damn.
>>747297
Why are the cute ones always brainless mutts.
>rubbing her temples one-handed
No.747300
No.747301
>>747298
Now now, proper care of your injuries is the best way to prolong the life of a soldier.
>
>'nother hanky go
>presses it to BB's eye with the barrel of the Stechkin
>rubbing away
>this might be Bala's idea of a joke
You'd think after 50 years you would done something more about this.
>>747299
>blink
Seeing as how you might be the first acquaintance I've ever made out of work that I didn't immediately want to strangle, I don't think I'll be letting that option pass.
No.747302
>>747299
I'm not a puppy!
>
Oi, cute, huh?
>~
Well I dunno what those two Casters or...three Casters and a fox or something want with sis and me, but any cat is a friend of Achilles!
Nobody's faster than me on the ground, believe it.
No.747303
>>747301
>amused by the sensation of gun barrel to damaged retina
I've grown too used to it to bother changing it now.
>waves his right hand
>mechanical clicking
You just get used to not having things, eh?
No.747304
>>747301
Yeah yeah...
>doing the "nya" pose
>one armed
>>747302
Goddammit fucking-
>let it slip fuuuuuuuck
Achilles huh. I made a machine faster than you once.
No.747305
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>>747303
>clocks the hammer back
Now that doesn't sound like the Big Boss I know one bit.
Then again I suppose not having things comes in a variety of forms.
>lighting highlights the scars for a second
Still, you should be washing it out at least twice a day.
>>747304
>oh goddamnit no I still can't hang with that kind of stuff
You're encouraging him, you know.
No.747306
>>747304
Faster than me?
But...but nothing's faster than me.
No.747307
>>747305
Ohoho... I've been waiting for this.
>ahem
Shoot, you'll only kill a man.
>puff
Twice, eh. I dab it when I can. Then again you're the scar expert. I'm just good at leaving bits and pieces of body parts wherever I get caught.
>dry laugh
No.747308
>>747306
Sure there is. Planck time.
>>747305
>tosses her an epipen
Competition isn't bad.
No.747309
>>747307
Typical of you that you're left with things you can replace. Skin grafts hardly carry the same weight as robot arms.
>Stechkin back in the coat
I'm a bigger fan of one of his other quotes, myself.
Silence is argument carried out by other means.
>>747308
I wonder which prize you're referring to, specifically.
>epipen: deployed
...Nngh, that's going to be hell on my veins if this keeps up.
No.747310
>>747308
Ha! Now I know you're joking!
Planks can't go fast, they're just wood
>nodnod
No.747311
>>747309
Can't replace my eye. Or the lung I've lost. Sensitivity in my skin.
Be thankful you can still at least feel in places.
...Still, the assortment of prosthetics I've got don't hurt.
No.747312
>>747309
You're in luck: it comes in suppository form.
>is that a gleam in her eye or is it just cat eye
>>747310
...
>levitates a stool over
>puts a duncecap on Achilles
No.747313
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>>747311
That protege of yours has you beat if you're going for the poor robotized martyr shtick.
Where does the line of humanity end, and that of machines begin?
Trashy sci-fi novels are my newest poison of choice.
>puff
Still, food for thought. I suppose it applies to mechanization of armed forces too.
>>747312
>euh
I think I'll take my chances with that everpresent unseen force than risk the repercussions of that nonsense.e
>...
Is anyone else feeling dehydrated?
No.747314
>>747312
>!
A new hat! I gotta go show sis!
Catch ya later, cat lady!
>zoom
No.747315
>>747313
Coincidentally he's named Jack too. The Patriots were being ironic. Modeling him after me in their own twisted way.
Speaking of Jack, he forgot his lunch. Another time, miss Balalaika.
>attaching a Fulton to himself
>superman pose
Awaaaaay!
>fwip
No.747317
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>>747313
Dehydrated?
>>747314
God... I might try my hand at one of them again once I grow that new arm.
No.747318
>>747315
>>747316
>
>
>
I really need to get some of those balloon things.
>hmm
Jack, huh.
>>747317
>emergency pen already deployed
>gkt
That should do it for at least the rest of the night.
>frown
This can't keep happening, I refuse to look like a heroin addict in front of my men.
No.747319
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>>747317
>floating in
Professor. Lambda-11 standing by.
No.747320
>>747318
Suppositories.
>>747319
Lambda? What the hell are you doing here?
No.747321
>>747320
No.
>
Friend of yours?
>eyean the blades
No.747322
>>747320
>armor pops off
Lambda was lonely.
>>747321
>you're going to need more epipens
No.747323
>>747321
She's my kid, for lack of a better word.
Not in a biological sense. She was an abandoned dead clone I brought back to life.
>>747322
>gkkt
Of course you were...
No.747324
>Tfw thinking about RPing here
>Have no idea where or how to start
No.747325
>>747322
>this isn't fair
>life isn't fair, Bala
>but this isn't fair even in relation to life
...Big eyes on this one.
>>747323
Of course she was.
>
Any more pens on you.
>>747324
If you wanna chat it out, go here http://8ch.net/legion/res/746101.html
We usually keep OOC stuff out of the threads, is all
No.747326
>>747323
2B is cynical.
>>747325
Blonde...
No.747327
>>747325
I gave you my last one.
>kill me
You believe in the "moeforce" now don't you.
>>747326
I know. That's normal.
No.747328
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>>747326
Lovely, she's one of those.
>photos out of the wallet again
Better days, Balalaika...Better days with less...whatever the hell this is.
>>747327
It'd be a waste of breath.
>lighting another stogie
>offering one
What are our options.
No.747330
>>747325
[spoiler]Thanks, I posted it there.
No.747334
>>747327
Oh...
>>747328
Lambda is being a burden.
>off she goes
No.747335
>>747328
Well, she just left and I need to get my stomach pumped.
>
Suppositories.
>portals out
No.747337
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>>747334
>gkkkkkkkkkkkt
...
>>747335
I still need you to tell me how to get rid of feelings-
>oh
>looks behind her
...Might have to double room security.
>>747336
>hojeez
Fabiola.
No.747339
>>747337
I made food for Lancer and you. Are you hungry? He already ate.
No.747342
>>747339
You'd have an easier time finding when his kind of people aren't eating.
>uh
If it's heavy in...
>reading the label on the spent epipen
Sodium.
No.747343
>>747342
I mixed two dishes together. I think you will like them.
>
It is not spicy. Lancer had to stop me from putting too many peppers in.
No.747344
>>747343
>...
>gulp
Well as long as it stops me from succumbing to small things.
>wait shit aaaaaa
>spoonful in a hurry
I'm sure I'll be fine, the inside might finally match the outside.
>chomp
No.747346
>>747344
>suddenly holding far too many habaneros, chilis and a jalapeno
Yes to the spice?
>SAY NO BALA
No.747347
>>747346
>[SWEATING]
I...
>finishes swallowing
>OH GOOD GOD MY ICY RUSSIAN INTERIOR
нет! нет!
No.747348
>>747347
Ahh! Did I add too many?!
No.747349
>>747348
>fanning furiously in front of her open mouth
>croaking
Ice...
>damn it don't cry you shitty sinuses
>twin trailed heat tears go here
No.747350
>>747349
M-Miss Bala I am so sorry!
>runs off to the kitchen
>milk bottle retrieved
>glass too
>pouring them shakily
>nyoom
Drink this!
No.747352
>>747350
>>
...This just seems like a bad joke.
>ow ow OW OW OWWWW
>greedily swills the milk down
>urp
Guh...
No.747353
>>747352
Was it really so spicy?
>slurps down half the stew
>totally fine
>spic immunity
It is delicious.
No.747354
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>>747353
>staring
>sloooowly shakes her head
демоницу...
>half looking around for Lucy
>still panting
Yes. Far too spicy.
No.747355
>>747354
I make it like I make my appreciation for you and Lancer: hotter than a thousand burning suns.
>Miniiiiii
No.747356
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>>747355
>pfff
>oh god it tingles my lips to do that I can still feel it
Aren't you the charmer.
I bet that technique of yours won tons of brownie points with the snot you used to take care of.
No.747357
>>747356
Young master Garcia was a very... stubborn boy. He refused to eat anything I made.
Most of his time was spent with the head maid.
>second fiddle forever
No.747359
>>747357
If your plan is to poison me into paying you any more attention than I already do, I'd have to quit my job.
>phoo
Tone down the peppers, and I'll be happy to eat what you make.
>as long as Boris does taste-testing for the first month
No.747360
>>747359
Poison?! Never! After all you have done...!
>;_;
You would think so slowly of me?
>wait
Tone down... but that was toned down...
No.747361
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>>747360
>headpats firmly delivered
>mental note: work on sarcasm
Hush.
>
You're...joking, right.
I wasn't even forced to eat anything that hot in Afghanistan.
No.747362
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>>747361
No... I just like spice. I believe that to exist is todo battle with life itself.
Even eating is a struggle. The spice offers opposition so that just finishing a meal feels like an accomplishment.
>...
Is that... weird?
No.747363
>>747362
>
>
>
>what
Incredibly, but that doesn't mean much coming from me.
Coming from a life of hardship and attempting to dull it by making the menial aspects of your life balance out is one thing, but there's no need to have such an apologetic relationship with food.
>searching for more milk
...Especially when it's that much of a surprise.
No.747365
>>747364
The spice, dear.
>ugh
No.747366
>>747365
>oh
...Oh.
I just believe that I am respecting mother Earth by giving her bounty one last fighting chance. There is honor in it.
>
I am making it sound weirder... I will shut up.
No.747367
>>747366
In my opinion, Mother Earth is already proud enough that the strong survive.
Also that the earth isn't alive like some fairy tale, but that's neither here nor there.
>guh
>plops mini in baconlap
But the show and tell is nice, keep doing that if you would.
No.747368
>>747367
You want to hear more of my ramblings?
No.747369
>>747368
If it's not too much to ask.
Think of it as punishment for scorching my tongue, if that helps somehow.
No.747370
>>747369
Well... I am afraid of the dark, I do not like to sleep alone, and I cannot stand the cold.
No.747371
>>747370
Sounds like the same sort of shit mankind's been dealing with since its inception.
Children especially.
>leaning a bit closer
It's a little telling how the first things you tell me are negative though, hm?
No.747372
>>747371
They are easier to get out of the way.
>ahem
You know I am diligent and loyal, and like to swim and take care of you.
I do not know what else to say.
No.747373
>>747372
Nothing that I'll force out of you. However, I'm a little disappointed you forgot to mention "sweet."
>mm
You probably think it's my turn now. I won't stop you.
No.747374
>>747373
S-sweet?
>um
>uh
You do not have to...
No.747376
>>747374
>>747375
The protestation is unnecessary, I already said I'd do it.
>cheek pinch
One question, one answer. Something about the Hecatae.
No.747377
>>747376
>thinkgen
What do you enjoy doing, miss Bala?
No.747378
No.747380
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>>747377
>>747378
So that's how it going to be, right out of the gate too.
>nngh
What do I enjoy...
>
>taking an obviously long time to answer
I enjoy doing right by my men. I enjoy a crisply cleaned firearm and a freshly cut Cuban.
I enjoy winning. I enjoy success.
No.747381
>>747380
You must be happy all the time then, no?
No.747382
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>>747381
It would certainly make sense.
No.747383
>>747382
Do I make you happy, miss Bala?
No.747384
>>747383
>ufu
I could be stuck with far worse people, sure.
Enjoyment isn't for someone like me, but I might as well appreciate what little I get as well as its sources.
No.747385
>>747384
I will just have to try harder until the answer is "yes".
No.747386
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>>747385
>blink
That's what I get for being cryptic.
>feels bad, strelok
>mere, mini
...Yes, as strange as it is to hear myself saying it.
No.747387
>>747386
>waitwhat-
>faceful of Bala's balas
>reflex mode activate
>hug the bossmomfu
No.747388
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>>747387
>
>thank god I can stop talking my mouth still hurts
>squish the meido doll
This is good.
>hair stroking goes here
Isn't it?
No.747390
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No.747391
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>>747388
This must be what Roberta must feel like with young master Garcia... I can understand why I was so ignored.
No.747392
>>747389
>>747390
>crispy salute
>>747391
Oh?
>wait doesn't the glasses bitch-
>ohhhhhhhh
Well that's not a problem anymore, is it.
>
Is it.
No.747393
>>747392
No. It is not. You have found me, and I could not want more.
>...
Except maybe a nightlight.
No.747394
>>747393
>HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGH
>[heavy breathing]
Luckily, I've been working on just that all weekend.
>box pushed through a window by a HM mook
There should be-
>crash
>giant dent where the box is marked fragile
...
No.747396
>>747395
>fingering a comlink in her ear
Find whoever was that and have him sent to me during a free moment tomorrow.
Examples are going to have to be made.
>uh
I have a backup plan, nothing to worry about.
No.747398
>>747397
>waggles the cigar
Hope you don't mind the smell.
>dragging mini off
No.747399
>>747398
Wh-ohhh.
>scruffed and carried away like a stuffed toy