No.747400
Ya'll cowards don't even RP, whats up with dat?
No.747402
File: 1456325834956.png (51.66 KB, 746x1072, 373:536, raiden___metal_gear_rising….png)
>walks inside
Now that was a burger run.
No.747403
File: 1456326956110.png (1.08 MB, 1000x1414, 500:707, tumblr_ni0b77lAIO1r84aedo1….png)
>walks out of bathroom
Now that was pod racing
No.747404
File: 1456327075680.jpg (98.56 KB, 500x638, 250:319, HUNGRY FOR WORMS NO HUNGRY….jpg)
>>747403
Since when did robots use the bathroom?
No.747405
>>747404
Robots bathe all the time. It's called staying clean
No.747406
>>747405
Really?
I mean the parts I wash are my face...and hair.
Especially the hair.
No.747407
File: 1456327577819.jpg (659.16 KB, 1350x2042, 675:1021, 3089485-marvelzombies30012….jpg)
>>747406
Don't keep your maintenance up in that robot body you'll be screwed if you hit enough miles
No.747408
>>747407
It's mostly a self maintenance body.
If it starts acting up, I'll see a friend of mine to fix it.
No.747409
>>747408
Learn yourself man. Fleshies die and then where will you be?
No.747410
>>747409
I'll just see a robot doctor, then.
No.747411
>>747410
And pay those prices for something you can do at home?
No.747412
>>747411
The prices can't be that bad.
No.747413
>>747412
Thirty-five for an oil change? Three hundred for a new alternator?
Five hundred for solar panel adjustments?
No.747414
>>747413
...I guess they can be that bad.
Guess I better start learning how to do this myself.
No.747416
File: 1456330028267.jpg (179.33 KB, 850x694, 425:347, Pogeymans Rising Revengean….jpg)
>>747415
Alright, alright I'm convinced. I'll get on it as soon as possible.
No.747417
File: 1456333455747.png (555.21 KB, 900x695, 180:139, burgerpants_by_cargorabbit….png)
Well, got that grill fixed!
No.747418
File: 1456338219165.gif (178.75 KB, 500x439, 500:439, tumblr_mhawlzUNbR1rkz9b7o1….gif)
No.747419
Wonder where everyone went?
No.747420
>>747419
>eye opens
Huh?!
Guess I had to recharge. Don't know about the others.
No.747421
File: 1456344898086.png (78.49 KB, 500x279, 500:279, punished_snake_by_johnm191….png)
No.747422
>>747421
So do I call you Boss, or...
No.747424
>>747423
Alright, Boss.
How's it going?
No.747425
File: 1456345716163.jpg (57.92 KB, 598x960, 299:480, f9c14264091ea1ca7ff15fa4db….jpg)
>>747424
Can't really complain.
You?
No.747426
>>747425
Likewise.
I'm trying to brood less as of recently too. Actually working quite well.
No.747427
>>747426
I don't brood. I remain silent and stoic, yet reflective
No.747428
>>747427
That's just not for me.
I brood alone away from the others...I'd show you but I'm...trying not to do that.
No.747429
File: 1456346806497.png (299.95 KB, 500x583, 500:583, tumblr_nwsu7ru52u1rnpeyco1….png)
>>747428
I really didn't want to see that anyways
No.747430
File: 1456347226632.jpg (177.01 KB, 1000x707, 1000:707, Raiden-MGR-Portrait-by-tat….jpg)
>>747429
But it's really dramatic!
No.747431
File: 1456347404279.png (848.83 KB, 1193x1920, 1193:1920, tumblr_nvg3dg37HF1qbat7fo1….png)
>>747430
If I wanted drama I'd go on the Bachelorette
No.747432
>>747431
Ahhh not that kind of dramatic...
I mean it kinda is...
No.747433
>>747432
I hate the Bachelorette. But people in my life want to watch it. And since I can't really name a TV show except for Rockford Files, I don't get a say.
No.747434
>>747433
Well I don't watch much TV.
Prefer to watch movies.
No.747435
>>747434
I've got more free time now than I've ever had since 1964. It weird.
No.747436
>>747435
Seems like a lot of us have a lot of free time as of recent.
I'm using it to better my social life.
No.747437
>>747436
Huh. How's that working for ya?
No.747438
>>747437
For once it's actually working out.
So far, anyway.
No.747439
Now that the cleaning is done, it is time to relax... or I could practice.
Maybe both!
No.747440
Empty besides that maid... things have changed.
No.747441
>Predator log update
>this "hot tub" interests me
>why do humans sit in a stew pot cooking themselves to relax
>yet complain when something wants to eat them?
>taking time off from watching everyone to maintenance my camp and equipment
No.747442
>>747439
How're you gonna do that?
Fucking let me post.
No.747443
>>747442
lappy being a cunt, to the tablet
What do you mean?
No.747444
>>747443
>there was an image there
No.747445
>>747443
>>747444
Practicing and relaxing don't tend to go hand-in-hand.
>>747441
>I wonder what he puts in that log...
>Maybe I should get a log...
No.747446
File: 1456353373618.jpg (57.86 KB, 564x797, 564:797, 7dec9391b15037d50538d0e935….jpg)
>>747445
I can practice and then relax. It is a simple solution, no?
No.747447
>>747445
>pokes head out from fake plants'
>I think Jack has spotted me at my camp
No.747448
File: 1456353532592.png (364.7 KB, 497x750, 497:750, Raiden you cannot give rel….png)
>>747446
Oh...that makes more sense. I thought you mean both at the same time.
>>747447
>slight glance
>I think he noticed me noticing him.
No.747449
>>747448
>I think he noticed me notice him notice me.....sempi
No.747450
>>747448
That would be hard.
Char liked the beans you helped me make.
No.747451
>>747449
Hey Pred.
>>747450
It wouldn't be easy unless you like what you practice.
Did he now? That's good...but I only did the slicing. You did that cooking.
gotta brb and get dinner here.
No.747452
>>747451
>crap!
>sinks back into the fake plants
No.747453
File: 1456355778089.png (636.54 KB, 756x584, 189:146, mgr_r___raiden_screenart_b….png)
Okay I'm back.
>>747452
I know you're there, Pred.
No.747454
File: 1456355899330.jpg (166.76 KB, 850x982, 425:491, sample-81b75f4cdf3b5803be7….jpg)
That Char guy better not try to ride on my shoulders again. "Three times faster" my ass.
Drunken idiot, the hell do I look like, a mobile suit?
>but Zero you do
No.747455
File: 1456355905297.jpg (140.64 KB, 575x313, 575:313, invisibility-cloak-predato….jpg)
>>747453
>play it cool
>maybe if I hide in my camp he will think I left
No.747456
>>747455
Hmmm...
>cyboooorg vision
Yeah I can still see you.
>>747454
Well you kinda do.
No.747457
>>747456
Wh-dammit don't justify'im, what's wrong with you?
Literally. What's wrong with you. I've seen cybernetic prosthesis before but you're pretty excessive.
No.747458
File: 1456356399681.jpg (77.61 KB, 917x870, 917:870, raiden__metal_gear_rising_….jpg)
>>747457
I was forced into against my will, to make a long story short.
No.747459
>>747456
>hunting gods damnit!
>oh well, I'm staying in my camp today
>nothing anyone says or does can get me to leave it
No.747460
>>747458
Human experimentation... that's right, reploids don't exist yet.
Didn't think the previous generation was so gruesome.
No.747461
>>747459
Guess he's not feeling all that social today.
>>747460
...yet?
You must be from the future.
No.747462
>>747461
You don't sound very shocked.
No.747463
>>747462
It was expected, especially here.
No.747464
>>747461
>he must never know what I'm doing in here
No.747465
>>747463
Guess so. For the past your cybernetics sure are sleeker than mine.
Betting less durable though.
No.747466
>>747464
I should see what he's doing in there...whatever it is.
Then again, he has his privacy...
>>747465
That just depends on how durable you are.
This body has been through a whole lot.
No.747467
>>747466
Vacuum of space, bottom of the ocean, plasma resistant.
Nice sword. I used to have a solid metal one too.
No.747468
File: 1456357975141.jpg (301.93 KB, 1280x1926, 640:963, raiden_metal_gear_rising_b….jpg)
>>747467
Okay, that's pretty durable.
And your's is nice too. I guess laser swords do happen in the future...didn't think that'd work out.
No.747469
File: 1456358223481.jpg (54.28 KB, 400x502, 200:251, b4a1b4b1d8505d75c61b8b881d….jpg)
>>747468
Well, laser no. There's no viable way to freeze photons into a fixed length blade. Plasma on the other hand's pretty common.
No.747470
File: 1456358309304.jpg (101.32 KB, 900x678, 150:113, raiden_from_metal_gear_ris….jpg)
>>747469
It all sounds the same to me.
No.747471
>>747466
>perfect
>everything is coming up Predator
No.747472
>>747470
Laser's just concentrated light. Light's endless in length. Too impractical.
Plasma's energized gas that can be bound to a localized field.
I guess to the uninterested it's just a bunch of jargon.
No.747473
>>747471
Can't help but wonder, though...
>>747472
'Fraid so.
Never was too invested in that stuff. As long it works well, I'm already sold.
No.747474
>>747473
I can't blame you. Only reason I know's 'cause we're all hooked up to a knowledge database we can access in the blink of an eye.
No.747475
>>747473
>oh crap he's wondering
>must think of a distraction
No.747476
>>747474
Wait, how're accessing that database if you're in the past?
Shouldn't that not exist yet, or do you still remain connected to it despite that?
>>747475
Maybe a peek can't hurt...
No.747477
>>747476
Same way I stay in contact with Hunter HQ despite being in the past.
You really want me to give the detailed explanation? It'll just be a ton of technical terms you're probably not gonna get. Seems like a waste of time to me.
No.747479
File: 1456359632268.jpg (36.61 KB, 500x281, 500:281, tumblr_nfnloj2OiE1tbl2xjo3….jpg)
>>747477
...fair point, don't bother.
It'd be a waste of time for the both of us.
>>747478
'80s sounding music...?
Ohhhh...he's doing cocaine.
No.747480
>>747479
>doing DISHONORABLE drugs?
>in 20XX?
>also I don't have a nose.....
No.747481
File: 1456359896889.jpg (1002.73 KB, 776x1200, 97:150, 662a49e3e42fc80891713825a0….jpg)
>>747479
So are you gonna peek on the yautja or...?
No.747482
>>747480
Okay that's reaching...he doesn't have a nose.
>>747481
I could, but he has rights to privacy too!
I can't just barge in like that!
No.747483
>>747482
>or lips
>man those things are weird
>think about it....a hunk of flesh over your teeth
>that's all it is
>how do you all live with it?
No.747484
File: 1456360119475.jpg (84.36 KB, 850x637, 850:637, sample-35c292d43013216ea3c….jpg)
>>747482
He's right there.
No.747485
>>747483
I've only got an upper lip.
Forgot what it feels like to have a bottom lip--
>>747484
Oh you're right this is ridiculous!
>checks to see what the Predator is doing
No.747486
>>747485
It took you that long?
No.747487
>>747485
>....you have caught me at a bad time
No.747488
File: 1456360657670.jpg (162.24 KB, 351x314, 351:314, Evan_McCulloch_(Injustice_….jpg)
No.747489
>>747488
Must you do that.
It's a pain to my ears.
No.747490
>>747486
I can't just infringe on privacy--
>>747487
Yep.
I knew this was a bad idea. I'll...I'll leave you to that.
>>747488
Ach?
No.747491
File: 1456360877596.jpg (161.39 KB, 850x601, 850:601, sample-d9de10c8f83d8119105….jpg)
>>747487
Yep. That's a yautja for you.
>>747488
X look an alien!
>>747490
That's it?
No.747492
File: 1456360943003.png (188.09 KB, 500x363, 500:363, mirror master ey what's up….png)
>>747489
ACH, BUT LADDEH
WAE GOAT TAE TEK OAL THE LOOCAL BAYRGERS FAY OORSELVES
ET'S AYNLY RAGHT, WOT WI SAINT PADDY'S DAY
>>747490
AYE
>>747491
WHAE!?
No.747493
>>747492
Look, it's already difficult looking as pretentious as I am wearing this stupid costume.
You're going to make me late for my Green Leaders of Evil European Countries meeting.
No.747494
File: 1456361093210.jpg (60.34 KB, 500x561, 500:561, tumblr_m9gsmdwEaW1qd07ieo1….jpg)
>>747491
>>747490
>this is how I relax
>80s music
>and taxidermy
No.747495
No.747496
>>747491
That's it.
>>747492
>...he's gonna talk like this all the time, isn't he?
Didn't know walking stereotypes came around here.
>>747494
That's...unsurprising.
Okay the '80s music part is.
No.747497
>>747492
Right there!
>>747494
Yyyyyep. Nasty stuff.
>>747496
Glad you don't have a stomach now?
No.747498
>>747493
YE'RE NO AYVEN LESTENIN, YE WEE AYMRALD SPOT
AH'M GI'IN OOP MAI TAIM TAE FAY THIS
>>747496
ACH, BUT I'D BE MAY'VE A BOOMBOX
>>747497
AH SEE YIN!
>smacks Zero
No.747499
>>747498
What could you possible have to do?
No.747500
>>747498
>that poor poor hand
The xenoform appears to be incapable of registering pain.
No.747501
>>747497
I've seen worse, but I sure haven't smelled much worse.
Ugh, that stench is gonna rot for weeks.
>>747498
...Uhhhhhhh
>"I'm sorry Raiden, but we can't seem to translate what he's saying."
You've gotta be kidding me, Boris!
>"Afraid not tovarich, this is some new unknown language if I've ever heard it. Maybe he's from another dimension, as silly as it sounds, it would explain the clothes."
...I think he's just Scottish, Boris.
>"That is also a plausible explanation."
No.747502
>>747499
AH'M MESSIN ME AA MAYTEN
>>747500
ES CALLED BAYEN BLETHERED, FAIRY FRUITY TOOTY
>>747501
AYE, FAY GLASGOW
No.747503
>>747502
You go to AA?
You know what, never mind. Don't let the freaks touch anything important. I'm going to go do something Vlatavan.
No.747504
>>747496
>>747497
>I still don't get how humans relax in a pot of boiling water?
No.747505
>>747501
Lucky I can turn my nose off.
>>747502
Welcome to Eeeeearth. Circa 2016.
No.747506
Swear to christ, if Axel puts that Let It Go song on my phone as a ringtone, I'm going to freeze the piss to his dick.
No.747507
>>747503
AYE
ALCOHOLICLY ABLED ANONYMOUS
>>747505
GRAYT SCOOT, AM AH REP VAN WAYNKEL NOO
BONNEH
>>747506
ACH, LADDEH
YE JES GOAT TAE GI THA LAD A LETTLE SCOOTISH FAYRVOR
No.747508
>>747502
I knew it!
>>747504
Well it's hard to explain but you've gotta experience it yourself.
>>747505
I can't, no matter how much I want to right now.
My nose is one of few things apart of me that isn't robotic.
No.747509
>>747507
What I gotta do is put my foot in his ass.
No.747510
File: 1456363206915.jpg (851.31 KB, 1191x2591, 1191:2591, predator_jungle_by_jamga-d….jpg)
>>747508
>....is it opine?
No.747511
File: 1456363342862.png (403.26 KB, 635x800, 127:160, tumblr_o2jz8rA31Z1r76qmbo1….png)
>>747507
Alright alright, calm down.
>>747508
Do I feel sorry for you.
...Well, it's about time I make a report. Guess I'll be back.
>bwip
No.747513
File: 1456363380451.png (954.15 KB, 661x567, 661:567, mirror master scissor sist….png)
>>747508
AYE, YER A RAYL WOTSITCOMINTAEYE BLOKE, LAD
NOO WHAE DAE AH STECK MY KIT, RIGHT?
>>747509
AYE, THA "EDINBURGH CABER"
PATRIOTIC AY YE, LADDEH
No.747514
>>747513
I'm not from Scotland, so no.
No.747515
File: 1456363619215.jpg (378.76 KB, 1369x1920, 1369:1920, 2170236-civilized_beasts_0….jpg)
>>747512
>if it's coming from my camp
>it's better if you didn't know
No.747516
>>747510
Not right now.
>>747511
See you later, stranger.
>>747512
You smell it too?
It's hard not to...
>>747513
Absolutely not.
No.747517
File: 1456363739430.png (159.09 KB, 500x283, 500:283, MIRROR MASTER WILL NEVER B….png)
>>747514
WELL YE DANNOE HUV TAE BE LIKE THAT, NAEBODY KENS A MARTYR, S'RIGHT.
WIZZY'S STILL OFF HIS TICK, WOT DAE WE DAE NOO.
>>747516
EH
No.747518
>>747515
>she found the body, pred
>>747516
>chihuahua mode go
>quivering in terror
No.747519
>>747517
I'm taking the night off.
No.747520
>>747518
>damnit!
>why did you have to go into muh camp?
>stay out of muh swamp camp!
>>747516
>you got this? she's going to start screaming soon
No.747521
>>747517
I think we're having a failure to communicate here.
>>747518
>This looks bad.
Uh oh...
>>747520
Well...I can't say I've got this but I can try.
No.747522
File: 1456364153310.jpg (162.24 KB, 351x314, 351:314, Evan_McCulloch_(Injustice_….jpg)
>>747519
THEN LESS GAYT US SOME LOCAL BURGERS
No.747523
>>747520
>tiny sigh
>shaking goes down
I will bring air freshener...
>>747521
Do not worry about me. The feeling has passed.
I should not get so worked up, this is nothing new to me.
No.747524
>>747522
God I hate it when you do the American accent
No.747525
>>747521
MOR LAHK YER JES A FAYLURE, ACH
>>747524
HWA, AH BEEN PRACTICISN
>ahem
"HOW-DEE PARTNER, WHY DON'T WE GET SOME FROSTY CHOCOLATE MILKSHAKES"
No.747526
>>747521
>much better then my skills on this
>>747523
>there you go
>that's a can-do kind of attitude
No.747527
>>747525
You sound like your trying to do the Hans Gruber pretending to be American scene from Die Hard.
Only you ain't no Alan Rickman.
No.747528
>>747523
You sure?
>>747525
Why does everybody call me this?!
>>747526
Not by much.
No.747529
>>747526
I would appreciate if you would keep some around.
>>747528
I am no stranger to monsters anymore.
No.747530
>>747527
...YE KEN, THAT HAYRTS ME HAGGIS HEART, SNAYR.
HA! S'NO! MAYBE IF AH WIS A NAAAAAAAAAAAYRD
>>747528
LOOK'N THA MAYR, LADDEH!
>MM appears to turn into Raiden
>with a dunce cap
>then does the "sucker" routine from Looney Tunes
No.747532
>>747530
You dissin' Die Hard?
No.747533
>>747528
>you'd be surprised
>>747529
>>747531
>keep what around?
No.747534
>>747529
>heavily resisting the urge to call himself a monster
>must. not. brood.
You've got to when you're hanging around here.
>>747530
Now you're just being nasty!
>>747533
You be that much worse than I am.
No.747535
>>747533
Air freshener. The smell of... corpse, is very strong.
>>747534
I believe the word is... delitized? No... desensitized?
No.747536
File: 1456364932116.jpg (61.29 KB, 500x293, 500:293, the only thing worse than ….jpg)
>>747532
NAE, WE'RE DESSIN DIE HARD
>S'RIGHT
>>747534
NAE, AH'M BAEIN SCOOTSIH
No.747537
>>747534
>I'm not a people person
>I'm not either
>>747535
>then now I go on the hunt!
>for fresh sent of lavender!
No.747538
>>747536
>slams the real Mirror Master's head into the wall
Die Hard is my Christmas movie.
No.747539
>>747535
Yeah, that's the word.
Desensitized.
>>747536
What's the difference?
>>747537
What makes you think I am?
No.747540
>>747538
ACH, LEGGO AY ME, SNAYRT.
BRASE WELLIS IS A WASHED UP TAEPENNY NO ACTIN SKILLS POTATO-HEADED MILK FUSSIN GORILLAZ SCAMMIN PRICK AND I DINNAE KEN HIM
>>747539
ACH
No.747541
>>747537
Thank you, mister predator.
>>747539
That is what I am then.
No.747542
File: 1456365359406.jpg (138.26 KB, 681x900, 227:300, 09f8fc15e0e5e7599b87e21447….jpg)
>>747540
In Die Hards 3 through whatever sure. But Die Hard? That's prime Willis. Plus, Bonnie Bedelia wasn't half bad looking
No.747543
>>747540
>sensible chuckling
>>747541
Most of us are, it's just the way things work around here.
Glad you aren't scared by monsters here anymore, though.
No.747544
>>747542
BUT DO SHE GOAT THE BOOTY
No.747545
>>747543
Miss Bala... no wonder she never seems to be afraid here.
No.747546
File: 1456365807375.jpg (140.64 KB, 575x313, 575:313, invisibility-cloak-predato….jpg)
>>747539
>you still have human parts Jack
>>747541
>and he's off
No.747547
>>747545
Takes a strong person not to.
Or a stupid one...maybe both.
>>747546
You're right, I do...
I suppose.
No.747548
>>747547
I hope you did not just insinuate miss Bala is stupid. That would be most regretful to hear.
No.747549
>>747548
I didn't, but I've known my fair share of stupid people here who were blissfully ignorant of their surroundings.
No.747550
>>747549
I have seen one or two here myself. It is confusing how they make their way here.
No.747551
>>747550
Luck's in their favor...or isn't, depending on who you ask.
No.747552
>stirring spaghetti
>ANGRILY
No.747553
>>747551
I pity them. I shouldn't but I can't help it.
>>747552
>smoke alarm going off
>that can only mean one of four things
No.747554
File: 1456366408086.jpg (626.71 KB, 1249x1920, 1249:1920, 4078695-predator_vs_aliens….jpg)
>WHERE IS THE LAVENDER AIR SPRAY!?
No.747555
>>747552
>inside the pot
It's so nice of you to bathe me like this Saber.
No.747556
>>747552
>i know that kind of stirring
>the stirring of RAGE
>>747553
It's not wrong to feel pity for them.
>>747554
...I hope Pred's doing alright.
No.747557
>>747553
>they think it be like it is
>but is not
>completely unobservant of the smoke alarm at this point
>>747555
>STIR BABY STIR
>
Ah.
>lifts the spoon up
>shredded Enk
What are you doing in there.
>>747556
>no rage here
>only inside
I'm afraid the spaghetti will have to wait.
You would think after that clumsy skeleton had gotten his hands on all the noodles, the new ones would be left alone.
No.747558
>>747556
I try only to think less of the enemies of my household.
Sometimes I can't help myself.
>>747557
>the smell of burnt clay
Oh...
No.747559
>>747557
Gil and I are playing the "hide and go seek" game.
I'm winning!
No.747560
>>747557
>you could say it's ONLY DRY INSIDE
>IN THE MUD AND SINKING DEEPER
>INTO A PEACEFUL LIFE
I didn't even know you were making spaghetti.
>>747558
I wouldn't call those idiots enemies...not exactly anyway.
No.747561
>I KNOW YOU ARE HOLDING OUT ON ME!
No.747562
>>747558
That's an awfully twitchy nose you have there.
You should take care, allergy season is right around the corner.
>>747559
It was my understanding you had to be capable of losing the game in order for it to qualify as one.
>strains Enk into a new pot
>turns the heat up marginally higher
>>747560
>would ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE be an answer to anything you jsut said
I didn't either. You get a little angry, and suddenly you're cooking for twelve.
It's a marvelous thing, the gutters.
No.747563
>>747560
That is what I meant to say.
>>747562
...
>that's a small person in that pot
I did not take you for a cannibal.
No.747564
File: 1456367352394.gif (99.35 KB, 500x689, 500:689, 4ef25afd130587c79d89a0ff02….gif)
>>747562
Gil and I set a time limit to make it fair. He'll never find me in here!
>drying
>cracking
>hasn't even noticed
No.747565
File: 1456367387736.jpg (275.06 KB, 851x842, 851:842, mgr_r_sketching___jack___r….jpg)
>>747562
>nah nah
>that song's not FOR A WHILE
>OUT HERE ONLY THE STRONG SURVIVE
They're not easy to get out of.
>>747563
So why consider them enemies?
No.747566
>>747563
Technically he's made of mud, so it wouldn't even count.
Not to mention the fact we're both ghosts, and I didn't know he was in there.
>
I'm sorry, I've completely ruined the joke.
>unscrews the bottom of the old pot
>honey bun inside
>>747564
>that's bad isn't it
I'm no angry enough to be stupid just yet, thankfully.
>dumping salt in the pot
You're not going to be very tasty after all this.
>>747565
>?
Oh?
>points off screen
>wall of black
I meant those gutters.
No.747567
>>747565
I do not.
...Maybe there is a language barrier.
>>747566
>
I do not understand you ghosts. At least teacher is not convoluted.
No.747568
>>747566
I'm not a ghost, silly. Gil incarnated me!
>twirls around in the pot
>arm snaps off
Oh!
No.747569
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>>747564
I wouldn't count on that.
No.747570
>>747566
Ohhh I thought you meant like...metaphorical. As in, "I'm in the gutters right now."
>>747567
Yeeaaah I don't think we're seeing eye to eye here right now.
No.747571
>are those Big Foot tracks?
>someday I'll get that filthy animal
No.747572
File: 1456367963982.jpg (262.23 KB, 500x707, 500:707, 5adf3ef22d01d64fdade649dba….jpg)
>>747567
True, that Lancer makes it a point to be as simple as possible, doesn't he.
>taps his nose
But I don't believe you even know my name, that's no good, is it.
>>747568
>blink
>good thing the salt lowered the temp
Try not to bump into anything for a while.
>readying the marinara
>>747570
...That was a few hours ago.
No.747573
>>747569
I lose!
>!
Friend, my clay is dry!
>>747572
You shouldn't eat my clay, Saber!
No.747574
>>747570
I AM NOT SHORT-
>um
Um...
>>747572
I do not think you know mine either.
No.747575
>>747572
Well it could be worse, you could be there all the time.
>>747574
You still need to work on that.
No.747576
File: 1456368520983.jpg (128.66 KB, 450x634, 225:317, 706d7437e4c4da52aec922c72f….jpg)
>>747573
>already mixing sauce and Parmesan
Hm?
Archer found you, didn't he? It's only fair to serve some kind of meal after.
>>747574
Oh?
>sprinkles pepper on Enk
You are Fabiola, the maid of Miss Balalaika.
It's a wonder the things you learn when you're not so deadset on presenting others as idiots, hm?
>>747575
That sounds like one of those pink slips.
>shakes his head
No no...some kind of slip. Freudian slip?
No.747577
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>>747573
So it is.
>Picks Enk up
>Healing NP do their thing aaaaand
There we go. Good as new!
>>747572
Mind explaining me what this was all about, Saber?
No.747578
>>747575
I know...
>>747576
I beg your pardon, idiots?
>neither Kanno nor Koko
>a servant of light in the endless dark
No.747579
File: 1456368754319.png (556.54 KB, 810x527, 810:527, dd1738dc188047e6625fde783d….png)
>>747576
Lewd!
>picked out by Gil
>>747577
I am moist again!
>gloms onto Gil's arm
No.747580
File: 1456368787223.jpg (1000.31 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, raiden__metal_gear_rising_….jpg)
>>747576
I don't know what you mean.
>>747578
Come on, being short can't be all that bad.
No.747581
>>747577
>
I've had a rough time, recently.
It was an honest mistake, King of Heroes.
>>747578
>bae dontchu be lyin now
I suppose that Lancer had you guess his name, didn't he.
>>747579
Eh?
>>747580
I've been around the block as it were long enough, I can tell when a soldier is having a bad day.
The face-obscuring robot parts notwithstanding.
No.747582
>>747580
It isn't. I do not know why I react like that...
The only bad part is not being allowed onto amusement park rides.
>>747581
>:^)
>Saiyans aren't people
I never learned maestro's name. It was not important.
He is just Lancer unless he wishes to tell me.
No.747583
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>>747581
Still on about your "rough day", are we.
>knitting a sweater for Jack
She's fine, you know. Now, at least.
Thank the jackal goddess.
No.747584
>Sonic boom over the swamp as the Delta reenters the atmosphere
>It snaps from waverider mode to a human shape, increasing its drag profile and slowing it down.
>It lands in the grass outside the hall of doom with a thud, much softer than last time - no recovery operation from the swamp will be necessary.
No.747585
>>747581
Bad day? Today's been an average day by my standards.
>>747582
That would suck...
Rollercoasters are pretty fun. I remember when Snake and I went to one...
>
No.747586
>>747579
As you should be!
>spins him around
>>747581
>bitch, you tryna menace me?
>I'm into that
So you're releasing your frustrations on my friend, who had nothing to do with it. Is that right?
No.747587
>has finally returned with the fresh sent of lavender
No.747588
>>747582
Prudent, and not unlike a military mindset.
Master Lancer has a nicer ring to it anyway, I think.
If he is Lancer than I may as well be Saber, until competing perspectives arise. In which case please call me Arthur.
>>747583
Well now don't I look foolish.
>irritated: still yes
I believe she fancies herself some kind of fox or cat.
>>747584
>!
>covers his spaghetti before the boom takes the noodles away
>>747585
Well I never claimed to understand people that much.
>>747586
>just fuck my shit up
To be fair, he never told me he was in there.
No.747589
>>747584
Oh, no loud crash!
>>747585
I never got to ride one...
>>747588
Arthur. I can remember that.
No.747590
>>747587
>sniff sniff
When did you start smelling so good?
>>747588
It's a common mistake. Maybe I should try smiling more.
>>747589
That's a shame, if I could find a way to get you onto one I would...
No.747591
>>747586
>
Friend, the stars are nice. Can we go see them on the Vimana?
No.747592
>>747590
>I went to Wal-Mart and got like 50 cans of lavender spray
No.747593
>>747588
Common misconception.
I remember my time in the Moon Cell against her.
>faintly misses Run Ru
You will pay Jack a visit and I will find her former Master and extract an explanation.
No.747594
File: 1456369984957.jpg (21.27 KB, 435x151, 435:151, ur a cheeki lil cunt m8 i'….jpg)
>>747589
A lack of roller coasters, is it?
It's something my daughter never stops talking about...aside from sports cars and beating things up.
Suffice to say I have a somewhat encyclopedic knowledge of fairs and carnivals now.
>>747590
Is that...something you can do?
>I'm from 500 AD aaaaaa
>>747593
Mm.
>knuckles tighten over the wooden spoon
I'd like that.
>snap
...I'd offer you some spaghetti but I forget how susceptible you are to shards of wood.
No.747595
>Busts through the door Kramer style
>>747588
>>747589
>>747590
>>747591
Yo what's goin o-
>>747592
>Scent of lavender reaches his nose
-o... o... AAAAAAAAAACHOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
>Wipes his nose
The hell is that smell? Why's it so strong???
No.747596
>>747588
All I hear are excuses, and none justifying why you kept him there.
>
Do not think this discussion is over, King of Knights. But for now...
>>747591
>Vimana sweeps the both away to the starry skies
>Gilgamesh and Enkidu awaaaay~
>>>747583
No.747598
>>747595
>maid wanted some
No.747600
>>747594
Ohoho... don't play passive aggressive with me, my friend. Was cleansing your homeland of filth and saving my niece not enough?
How insatiable you are.
No.747601
>>747590
Miss Bala doesn't like them either.
>>747594
Eh?
>>747595
I asked mister predator to hang air fresheners up when he is... skinning things.
No.747602
>>747592
It at least made the corpse smell go away.
>>747594
I lack a lower lip but I can!
>>747595
It's to cover the corpse smell.
It smelled awful in here before.
>>747601
Who doesn't like rollercoasters? I mean even I like them.
No.747603
File: 1456370557282.jpg (851.31 KB, 1191x2591, 1191:2591, predator_jungle_by_jamga-d….jpg)
>>747602
>I never got how human noses work
No.747604
>>747598
Ah.
>>747601
>>747602
It's going to take some getting used to... What was he skinning?
>Pouring himself a drink
No.747605
>>747595
>watching the snot fly up
>up
>and land in the spaghetti
...You know I probably could have stopped that.
>>747596
>deep sigh
>>747600
Surely this interrogation can wait, I'm not even finished ruining this dish.
>oh god how many people did I kill
>>747601
...Never mind.
>>747602
That's good! Very good!
No.747606
>>747604
>fun story
>so the human woman with the battle scars that would make any of my race proud
>she asked me to go to Afghanistan
>seeing how she had such honorable battle scars I had to
>ran into some people who kept blowing themselves up
>sept one, he was all
"DEMON! FIGHT ME!"
>so I did
>and he lost
No.747607
>>747602
She gets sick.
>>747604
...People.
>>747605
Very well then.
No.747608
File: 1456370858297.gif (994.07 KB, 440x247, 440:247, tumblr_mipounGKps1qkz8azo1….gif)
>>747603
It's not that hard.
>>747604
A uhhh...person.
>>747605
Yeah, I'll do it right now!
>forces a smile
>>747607
Riiiiight, that's a thing people do.
That doesn't happen to me anymore since I lack a human stomach.
No.747609
>>747605
Hahahaha! Interrogation? I am congratulating your bloodlust, King of Knights!
No.747610
>>747607
>>747608
>sip
Oh.
Okay... I guess who is he skinning is the right question to be asking then.
No.747611
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>>747608
>but it sticks out of your face
>and you breath from it?
>so strange
No.747612
File: 1456371093373.jpg (60.19 KB, 319x746, 319:746, tumblr_n0kfp9EIAn1rsth9yo1….jpg)
>>747608
Now that's no good, a smile is measured by its genuineness.
...Or brightness, or any one other thing listed on the back of the toothpaste boxes.
I had a point, trust me.
>>747609
>stirring the sketti
>not looking up
You're looking thicker, voivode.
No.747613
>>747608
It is a shame.
>>747610
I do not know...
No.747614
>>747610
Somebody picking a fight I assume.
>>747611
Well to us, your lack of one is strange.
Different cultures.
>>747612
This is a genuine smile, though!
Hahaha.
>>747613
Ahhhh I'll find a way to get you to one, somehow...
No.747615
>>747612
Of course, so much to fill on! If only my wife...
...My wife.
>settling down
I must have lapsed again.
No.747616
>>747614
No, it is a smile of appeasement!
Like this.
>gleam
>Sam_Smile.gif
>>747615
I was dreadfully concerned, don't worry.
>scratching out a Sudoku
>spaghetti has completely burned by now
No.747617
>>747613
>>747614
Well, that's...Comforting...
>Sip
No.747618
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>>747614
>crazy right?
>it just seems the more I watch you humans....and in your case cyborgs
>I find things I want to study and explore
No.747619
>>747616
The one thing I detest more than laziness is deceit. For any reason.
>floats off in irritation
No.747620
>>747614
>
>>747617
Comforting is not the word I would use.
No.747621
>>747616
So you mean something like this?
>
>>747618
Finding a new culture to explore is always interesting.
>>747617
Don't worry, he wouldn't pick a fight with a weakling or someone who wasn't asking.
I saw him backing down from fighting someone who was clearly going to lose.
>>747620
I don't know, yet...
Though I might have a way.
No.747622
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>>747619
>...
I'm sorry, my friend. Jocular deference is my go-to, as it happens.
>FUCKED UP threatening
I simply didn't want to associate myself with anything related to those no doubt unspeakable acts.
>>747621
I'll be honest, I actually can't tell if you're doing anything.
This isn't a fashion statement, is it? I still have my own catching up to do.
No.747623
>>747621
>most my hunts are spend exploring first
>the places
>the people
>all are interesting to see how they live and move
No.747624
>YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT A SOUL CAN'T BE CUUUUUUUT
>Unless you're a ghost
No.747625
File: 1456372037623.jpg (81.75 KB, 599x834, 599:834, 12191747_500936433421376_8….jpg)
>>747622
>tuuuurn
>scowl
You pretend innocence in the wake of your actions? There's no greater disgrace than that.
Own up to what you've done, fool. It's too late to take back and even later to claim no involvement.
Besides. They were only muslims, it's not like they're people.
No.747626
>>747621
Maybe if I sit on your shoulders and pretend to be one tall person?
No.747628
>>747624
>hello yes I am ghost
>>747625
As you can plainly see, I'm already the barest excuse for a king as I ever claimed to be in the first place. I already know what happened, but that won't change my thoughts will it.
You should know more than most the effects of not being in a balanced mindset, voivode.
No.747629
>>747622
...of course you can't.
>this is why he doesn't smile
And no it isn't.
>>747623
It's interesting to see how the average person lives...how they go about their lives.
Unaware of many things..but still able to live.
>>747624
>(CAN'T BE CUT)
>NO MATTER WHAT BLADE YOU WIELD.
Now isn't that a familiar sight...
>>747626
Ehhhh that might not work.
Ever try heels?
>>747627
>That's...a duck.
>That's no unexpected.
No.747630
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>>747629
>that image
>I can't help but to be drawn to it
>say is that hot tub opine, if not I could use it as a stew pot
No.747631
>>747620
>>747621
>Shrugs
So I guess you're saying whoever it was deserved it then?
No.747632
>>747628
Excuses and crutches. I believe now would be an appropriate time for an ironic echo.
Stop feeling so bloody sorry for yourself.
No.747633
HEY EVERYONE
LET'S KILL OURSELVES
No.747634
>>747629
I help you with something?
No.747635
>>747629
It is hard to run and jump in heels.
>>747631
I am saying that making light of the dead isn't very... what is the word, becoming?
No.747636
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>>747629
You have a delightfully unique way of answering questions.
>
That wasn't racist, was it. People seem to be preoccupied with that lately.
>>747632
There's nothing pitiable about honest fact.
>shrug
I believe I've earned the right to think of myself how I please in private, don't you.
No.747637
>>747628
>nods
King Arthur.
>>747627
>Is that...
A... A duck?
>>747629
>turns
A familiar sight?
>notices the blade
Oh! You're some sort of... modern samurai?
No.747638
>>747630
I don't think so.
>>747634
Uhhh...no, no thank you. I'm fine.
>>747631
I guarantee it.
I talk to the Predator a lot, he's more nice than his appearance would lead you to believe.
Like myself.
>>747635
It's not that hard.
>wearing heels right now
>>747636
Not at all, I'm not a race anyway.
Never really associated with any. I'm from Liberia, I have a citizenship here but I identify as neither.
>>747637
Yes I am.
No.747639
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
No.747640
>>747637
Yer magic belt buckle help you figure that one out?
>>747638
It's just that yer staring at me
No.747641
>>747636
It seems you're only ever honest in the midst of a slaughter.
Barest of kings indeed... I am taking my leave now. I have a particular Master to find and question.
>floats off again
No.747642
File: 1456372953639.jpg (237.2 KB, 894x1085, 894:1085, 2769027-predator_some_lamb.jpg)
>>747638
>I'm going to use it to make stew
>lamb stew
>I made a few pit stops going to Wal-Mart
No.747643
>>747638
I am not good at it. And your body is all machine.
No.747645
File: 1456373050796.jpg (212.81 KB, 732x678, 122:113, 4c67b9e856eee84111f43b0f77….jpg)
>>747637
>uh
Ghost.
Still bringing the fight to those...
>...
I've forgotten what they were called.
>>747638
>?
Forgive me, This is one of only ten times I've ever been outside of England. Where is Liberia?
>>747641
>frown
>frown
Well that went well.
No.747646
>>747635
?
I was speaking sarcastically about the lavender being comforting in light of what it's there to cover up. yuxtaposición.
>>747638
Eh I kinda figured. He's not the first of his kind I've run into. Don't tell him but I have 2 of his kinds heads on plaques in my office.
No.747647
>>747640
I didn't mean to.
>>747642
...that'll be a lot of stew.
>>747643
>>747644
Right, right that's true.
But an amusement park wouldn't be a place to fight...
>>747645
Africa.
>>747646
Never ran into his kind, but what he speaks of his father shows that those heads have quite a reason to be there.
No.747648
>>747646
Oh...
>>747647
They do not feel good on my feet.
No.747649
>>747638
Oooh! That's really cool! But...
>looking up and down
That armor is not very samurai like...
>>747640
I-It talks!?
>>747645
It's okay. You never got it right anyways.
>...
Sorry if that came out rude.
>OMEGA DRIVE
>
No.747650
File: 1456373728130.jpg (455.99 KB, 1806x675, 602:225, Howard-The-Duck-2015-001-0….jpg)
>>747647
Why does everyone say that? A glance is an accident. Staring lasts too long to not be on purpose
No.747651
>>747646
>that's a part of the hunt
>sometimes you win
>sometimes you die horribly
>>747647
>I'll store some for when I'm out in the field
No.747652
>>747647
Oh...
>>747649
Trust me, I'm not the spokesman for etiquette these day-
>blink
Did I fish just lea out of that corpse?
No.747653
>>747648
Yeah if you have actual feet, they're probably uncomfortable...
I'll think of something.
>>747649
That's because it's not armor.
>>747650
I'm sorry?
>>747651
Well good luck with that. I'm sure it'll be good.
>>747652
Yeah, despite being from Africa I'm white as snow.
Weird, isn't it?
No.747654
File: 1456374212515.jpg (10.76 KB, 236x345, 236:345, bd0e8baafaf2c4afc7d2deb917….jpg)
>>747653
Why is that a question? Either you're sorry or you ain't.
No.747655
>>747653
This seems like a lot of trouble.
Why not just cut the sign shorter?
No.747656
>>747652
A fish?
>Take a better look Arty
>It's a floating hoodie
>And it exploded too
>>747653
Not armor...?
>Mmmm
Oh! You're like those robots from the movies Akari likes! I think... androids, or something...?
No.747657
>bwip
Well that was certainly a shorter break than I expected.
Why the hell do they want me here again, X?
>Signas just thought it'd be a good idea.
Gah.
No.747658
>>747653
...?
>may or may not have never seen a black person before
>>747656
>rubs his eyes
The strangest sensation...
No.747659
>>747654
Well I am, but I'm also confused.
>>747655
...that works too.
I was thinking of sneaking in with cardboard boxes, but that works too.
>>747656
Cyborg.
More machine than man.
>>747658
Don't worry about it.
No.747660
File: 1456374922059.jpg (24.38 KB, 410x422, 205:211, b84f0babc71336faf9857868d6….jpg)
>>747658
>?
Human ghosts can stick around like reploid fragments in cyberspace?
>>747659
Oi, I never got your name.
No.747661
File: 1456375022614.jpg (378.76 KB, 1369x1920, 1369:1920, 2170236-civilized_beasts_0….jpg)
>>747659
>were are you sneaking into?
No.747662
>>747659
Well if you insist.
>>747660
And I hadn't even donned my bedsheet or clanking chains yet.
Is it so obvious?
No.747663
File: 1456375126987.jpg (85.75 KB, 736x1394, 368:697, b0666057c7aef625a0025df672….jpg)
>>747659
Eh, don't worry about it too much. Once it grows back out you can probably get a better style
No.747664
File: 1456375269001.jpg (53.98 KB, 500x477, 500:477, 4ea8e297c597c1a3c6e99f476d….jpg)
>>747659
Boxes... I like that better.
No.747665
>>747658
It's okay. I was pretty weirded out by the whole thing at first too.
>sheathes the swords
>>747659
More machine than...
>Noticing how much there is of flesh
>Comparing it to how much there is of machine
>If his eyes were exposed, they would be wide open
That's... Uh...
>>747660
>Another robot?
No.747666
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>>747660
Raiden...or Jack.
Depending on what you prefer.
>>747661
Amusement park.
>>747662
So what's your name, stranger?
>>747663
Well what's that supposed to mean?
>>747664
Alright, we'll sneak in using boxes.
>>747665
The words you're looking for is awful, horrifying, and anything else similar to them.
No.747667
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>>747662
To me, yeah.
>>747665
Now that looks like a Variant... but those shouldn't exist yet.
>>747666
Zero.
No.747668
>>747666
>I want to come too
>and watch
No.747669
>>747666
Great!
>settles down
>lolly go
Do you want one?
No.747670
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>>747666
>whoop
Nevermind. Your hair looks...
No.747671
>>747665
Being weirded out by the way of the sword, truly we live in nightmare times.
>>747666
I am Arthur, or Saber if you prefer.
>buzz buzz
>looks down at his 90s ass pager
Ants...in my kitchen?
>>747667
I suppose you'll want to get used to it then
>zips out
No.747672
>>747667
It's a pleasure, Zero.
>>747668
Alright, alright you can come too.
>>747669
No thank you. I think I'm good.
>>747670
Don't say a woman's hair.
Because it doesn't.
>but it does
>>747671
>Was that a pager?
>Jesus Christ.
>How dated.
No.747673
>>747672
It sure is hair. Thats for sure
No.747675
Hello? Would anyone be so kind to tell me where I am? I seem to have gotten lost...
No.747676
>>747666
I... uh...
>Say something Takeru
>Anything
...Your hair is nice.
>Ah darn.
>>747667
Variant?
>shakes his head
No, sir. I'm a ghost hunter.
>uuuh
And I guess... I'm a ghost as well.
>>747671
Wait! I thought you're talking about the-
>And he's gone...
No.747677
>>747671
I'm just gonna assume that guy isn't a massive tosspot and was just in a hurry.
>>747672
So you're a cyborg. How's that body hold up? What can it do? I'm curious to see how far machinery's advanced.
>>747675
Place's called the "Hall of Doom" circa 2016.
>>747676
Ghost hunter, huh. Guess your prey just zipped off.
No.747678
>>747673
It's nice hair but it's not woman's hair.
>>747674
It'll be fun, I guarantee it.
>>747677
It hold up well with relatively low maintenance.
And what can it do? Makes me a lot stronger and faster than the average human but that understates it.
>>747676
...thanks.
I get that a lot.
>don't compliment the ass
>no matter how hard it might be
>>747675
Hall of Doom. Middle of a swamp.
No.747679
>>747672
If you say so.
>tucks the rest into her suitcase
>>747675
You are- oh... it sounds like others have beaten me to the punch.
No.747680
>>747675
Hall of Doom. In a swamp. Somewhere in the US of A.
>>747678
Like I said, it sure is hair
No.747681
>>747677
>>747678
>>747680
"Hall of Doom", you say?
Oh my... That does not sound good at all.. I must be way off course..
>>747679
It appears so.
No.747682
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>>747678
>I'll be in my sneaking in look
No.747683
File: 1456376823408.gif (491.88 KB, 500x373, 500:373, tumblr_lvaaizkXgN1qeumowo1….gif)
Back sorry had to run back to the office for a min
>Rolling a blunt on the coffee table
No.747684
>>747677
Oh! He wasn't my enemy. I only fight the ghosts that intend to hurt humans.
>>747678
>Huh. That worked.
I'm Tak- Uh, Kamen Rider Ghost, by the way.
>uhhh
Who are you, Mr. Cyborg?
No.747685
>>747678
Understatement, huh. Sounds nice.
>>747681
Where ya headed, uh...
...I have no idea what you are.
>>747683
And you! Ya gotta stop ridin' me around shouting "three times faster!" already, guy.
No.747686
>>747684
So you're sayin' ghosts are a common occurrence?
No.747687
File: 1456377001034.jpg (179.33 KB, 850x694, 425:347, Pogeymans Rising Revengean….jpg)
>>747679
Sucking those things isn't easy without lower lips.
>>747680
It's not bad is it?
>>747681
It's just a name that hasn't meant much since like the '70s, don't worry about it.
>>747682
Good, I won't see you there.
...that was a joke.
>>747685
It's provided a lot of personal problems, but on a less emotional level it's really nice.
>>747684
I am the lightning, the rain transformed!
Raiden! Or just Jack.
No.747688
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>>747681
Eh. It's mostly just bad guys dicking around. Pretty light on any sort of narrative. Which is probably for the best.
>>747687
Hm?
No.747689
File: 1456377158210.png (186.53 KB, 778x740, 389:370, tumblr_nugknkaOte1tua4n6o1….png)
>hiding in a box fort
Damn it...
No.747690
>>747685
Dude I get confused, you look like a Gundam, sue me... No wait... I'm not sure that's how copy-write works.
No.747691
No.747692
File: 1456377265479.jpg (140.64 KB, 575x313, 575:313, invisibility-cloak-predato….jpg)
No.747693
>>747681
I am sorry I could not be of use.
>>747687
Oh, right.
No.747694
No.747695
>>747685
Oh, I'm sorry, I seem to have forgotten my manners!
I am Black Mage, I am one of the Four Warriors of Light. I was of to go to the Kingdom of "Corneria", but I must have taken a wrong turn while wandering through the forest. And may I ask, who are you?
>>747687
That is a relief, I am Black Mage, and you are?
>>747688
You mean to tell me there are villains in the surrounding area?! That is not good! You must stay cautious, my feathered friend! Who knows what such dastardly criminals would like to do with you! Perhaps turn you into a delicious roast duck!
>>747693
It is fine, at least you were helpful enough to try. What is your name, anyways?
No.747697
>>747689
Forgot your fiddle?
No.747699
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>>747697
Venom, get down!
>whacks in the shin with his cane
>Kaz you have robot arms now why do you still have that
Damn it, she might have seen us. It's my assistant, she's driving me crazy!
No.747700
>>747687
>...
>cool
Raiden is a cool name... But I think I'll stick with Jack, if you don't mind.
>>747686
Yeah! The ghosts around this place are pretty friendly, though.
>ring ring
Speaking of which... Duty calls!
>hops onto Ghostriker
I'll see you around!
>Vrooom
No.747701
>>747687
Personal problems? It's cool as hell. What, "modern" society still up in arms about transhumanism?
Give it thirty years, it'll die down.
>>747690
Copyright's a bitch and so's being mistaken for a giant clunker.
>>747695
You're about two thousand years late for that trip, Mage.
>>747700
Weird...
No.747702
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>>747695
Dial it back Jrpg. Something about this place makes em mostly incompetent
No.747703
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>>747688
My hair.
It's not bad, right?
>>747691
>>747692
Good, good...I was afraid it'd fall flat.
>>747693
Yeah, I kinda miss those lips. I should wear my suit more often but eh.
>>747695
Raiden.
You can call me Raiden.
>>747700
I get it, Jack is more simple and...personal name.
>>747701
They're not up in arms, mostly.
They just look at me as if I don't belong.
No.747704
>>747699
You have an assistant?
No.747705
>>747701
What do you mean?
>>747702
Ah, I see. Then I guess they will not be a problem, for now, I hope.
Do you have a name, duck?
>>747703
It is a pleasure to meet you, Raiden!
No.747706
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>>747704
Of course I have an assistant, do I not look busy enough to have an assistant?
I would if I wasn't so good at my job.
>ahem
Boss thought it would be a good idea, and I, being the good second in command, happily agreed.
But I never asked for this!
No.747707
>>747695
My name is Fabiola Iglesias. I am the maid of an important person here.
>>747703
I do not understand why you can't have lips like this.
No.747708
>>747707
And who would that be, if you would be so kind as to ask?
No.747709
>peeks in, Count Vertigo slung over her shoulder
Heyo, PeeGee's bi-weekly check-up.
Everybody still alive and not evil, right?
>[muttered Vlatavan complaints]
Quiet you.
No.747710
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>>747706
I just always thought you were an assistant
No.747711
>>747703
Humans always did have issues with that. Xenophobia they call it.
>>747705
I gotta spell it out for you? And I don't even get a drumroll... you're in the future, buddy. Your future at least. It's the past for me.
No.747712
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>>747710
M...Me, an assistant?
I'm base commander! On paper, the Boss is below me!
>...
Please please don't tell him I said that.
No.747713
>>747709
I'm plenty evil thankyouverymuch.
I...
>Thinks about it
>When WAS the last time he did anything remotely evil??
er..
Yes mam'...
No.747715
>>747708
I am not supposed to just go blurting my mistress's name out.
>>747709
Ehh?
No.747716
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>>747705
Likewise. So how'd you get lost in the middle of a swamp?
>>747707
Because uhhh...
>mumbles something
>>747711
It always changes who they look at differently.
But it's always bound to happen. As cyborgs PMCs become more popular and as more become integrated into society the more it'll be looked down upon.
No.747717
>>747712
Is that so, mister Kazuhira Miller?
No.747718
>>747712
Is this why I never get the photocopies I request from you?
No.747719
>>747712
I'm gonna tell him you said that.
No.747721
>>747713
>>747714
>?
>EXU RAI VEESHUN
So just to clarify, aren't you the weird blonde guy Clark waves at every time he punches somebody into the moon?
Because that happens a lot and there are a surprising amount of blonde guys in space.
>>747715
Oh for the love of...WHO KEEPS BRINGING KIDS HERE
No.747722
>>747711
The... future...?
Well then, I guess "lost" does not even BEGIN to describe how big of a pickle I seem to be in now.
>>747715
Ah, I see.
Well, then I will respect your privacy.
>>747716
I am not sure... The strange man in the armor saids that I am not from my original time.
No.747723
>>747717
>gkkkkt
Invisible Snake we meet again.
>>747718
Wh-no! I have important-
>cough
-commander stuff to be doing. I can't just drop everything to photocopy something your iDroid does for you!
>>747719
I'm gonna tell my foot to go right up your ass.
No.747724
>>747721
>Blank stare
I'm from Space but yeah I don't think that's me. Who's Clark?
No.747725
>>747723
You asked for this.
>pulls out a condiment pistol
>squirts ketchup at him
No.747726
>>747709
>>747721
I am very much the opposite of evil... Greetings, ma'dam!
No.747727
>>747716
Thanks for the history lesson. Kinda knew that. Future?
>>747722
Call it a jar, 'cause the cap's screwed tight.
No.747728
>>747721
Why are you yelling?
>>747722
Thank for for understanding.
>>747716
What?
No.747729
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>>747727
Riiiiiight, yeah.
Good to know I'm right...
Actually no that's not good to know.
>>747728
Because it doesn't look as cool...
>>747722
A person from the past?
This place is becoming more like Back to the Future by the minute.
No.747730
>>747724
Who is Clar-
>blink
...Crap, I did it backwards. Suffice to say if you see a big strong dude flying around space, don't do anything stupid.
Which uh, doesn't seem like much of a problem in the first place right now. 'Cause being honest here, you look as harmless as they come.
>>747726
Well that's just super to hear...small black midget dude.
>uh
Youuuuuuuuu look lost.
>>747728
Huh?
>the windows are all broken, Karen
Really though, who kidnapped you here and where do I punch them.
No.747731
>>747729
Well, you have your suit.
>>747730
>
I am not kidnapped. Or lost, before you ask. My boss comes here and I accompany her.
No.747732
>>747730
>Shrugs
I did try and send the Earth into an ice age and force humanity to move to space and evolve emphatic space powers to understand eachother and end all wars that one time if it helps my case any.
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No.747733
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>>747725
>claps hands together
Burger no Jutsu!
>poof
>holding a row of burgers
>which get splatted with ketchup
It'll take a little more than that.
No.747734
>>747727
Well, until I am able to conjure up a time-travel spell, it appears I will be stuck here for quite a while.
>>747728
My pleasure.
>>747729
I just hope I will be able to go home...
>>747730
That is because I am not from this time, somehow, I was able to enter your time, and now I am not able to leave. Regardless, what is your name, miss?
No.747735
>>747725
I never got it paired with any of the printers
No.747736
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>>747729
It'll blow over in a few decades.
>>747734
Sounds like a hassle. You got my sympathies, I guess.
No.747737
>>747731
I do. One of two sets of clothes I ever find myself wearing.
>>747734
Well...
I'm sure you'll find your way there.
>>747736
A few decades?
Great.
No.747738
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>>747731
See now you're just making me ask myself what kind of person brings a little maid here of all places.
I'm pretty sure it still constitutes like, child labor, kiddo. Help me help you.
>>747732
Yeah, no, that's about par for the course, really.
You're one of those silly guys, aren't you.
>>747734
Riiiiiiiiiiiight.
You know time travel isn't like, rare here right? I know at least three guys with time travel tech that they just wear around.
Uh, Power Girl.
No.747739
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>>747733
Let's see you counter something that has no place on a burger...
>switches chamber
Mayo!
>HERE IT COMES
No.747740
>>747737
Two? What is the other?
>>747738
I am perfectly fine, miss.
>...
Do you have to hover over me like that?
No.747741
>>747735
This is why I need a real assistant, damn it.
Not some she-demon.
>>747739
>just
>lets it hit the burgers anyway
You're assuming your taste matters in a fight?
Don't be stupid, only a true burger master has that privilege.
No.747742
>>747736
I will have to use all of my strength and knowledge to be able to create such a spell, but for now. I will stay here, and my mind ease into this strange new world.
>>747737
Thank you, Raiden.
>>747738
Then perhaps they would let me borrow their technology instead!
And it is a pleasure to make your acquaintence!
No.747743
>>747737
>shrug
People take a looong time to get over their irrational dislike of different things.
By 2216, 90% of the current human population is dead and 60% of us reploids too, so it's not like there are enough of us to sustain hatred for each other.
No.747744
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>>747741
Do I have an assistant?
No.747745
>>747738
>Silly
I have no idea what you're talking about.
No.747746
>>747740
>BRING IN THE MARIACHI BAND
I use this as a disguise.
>>747742
No problem, gotta be optimistic at least a little.
>>747743
Well that's good to know.
I'll be sure to have my bucket list finished by then.
No.747747
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>>747740
>rude
Everybody's a critic.
I can't just leave you here. I mean I really could just take you to some police station but I'd feel really bad about it.
>>747742
Well the thing is, I'm...not one of those people?
>flexes
I'm the "hit things" kind of person, if the lack of space gun or whatever wasn't obvious.
>>747745
Man I don't even need to use the x-ray vision, huh.
So you wanted to drop the moon on earth and just didn't, or what.
No.747748
>>747741
But...but I just ruined your burger!
No.747749
>>747747
... I don't want to talk about it...
No.747750
>>747746
>!
Clever!
>>747747
But then you would be the kidnapper.
Is that not hypocritical?
No.747751
>>747744
You and Boss don't need assistants, you work the field.
I could have D-Horse sent over, if you want.
>>747748
Picky tastebuds don't ensure victory. Observe.
>mixing the mayo and ketchup together with a straw
>pulls a Thousand Island dressing cartridge out of his jacket
A perfect In-N-Out burger!
No.747752
>>747746
Quite.
>>747747
So you are like a Figher Class then? I see.
No.747753
>>747746
Clever joke. Good you're not spooked by the near-apocalyptic state of the future.
>>747747
Oi, you got a permit for snatching kids?
No.747754
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>>747751
Plus most of the troops willndonwhat I ask if I phrasebit as an order. Or if I punch em first
No.747755
>>747750
Exactly!
Nobody else seems to agree!
>>747753
With what I've seen, I'm surprised it wasn't sooner.
>>747752
So...you're a mage?
As in you practice magic?
No.747756
>>747751
>looks at the burger
>then to Kaz
>back at the burger
>then to Kaz again
>smacks the burger out of his hand
No.747757
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>>747749
Man, what a gloomfest.
I'm not the best at the whole pep-talk to villains thing, but don't you wanna do model trains or help build a fence or something?
>>747750
Little girl I promote peace by beating the crap out of outlandishly dressed dudes in tights. If I'm a hypocrite I'd love for you to show me the alternative.
>>747752
Oh I see, you're one of those guys.
Uh, yeah. Fighter. With all my points in fists, or whatever.
>>747753
She's a child appearing to be loose in a base known for housing supervillains and dangerous robots.
Sorry pal, you're not in this conversation.
No.747758
>>747754
...What
>>747756
THAT'S IT
>tackles Ocelot
>grabs his left arm with his robo-hand
POSSESSED BY LIQUID AGAIN, HUH
>punching Ocelot with his own arm
STOP POSSESSING YOURSELF, STOP POSSESSING YOURSELF
No.747759
>>747755
Yes, that is correct.
I specialize in Black Magic, the most deadly of Magic.
>>747757
Well, you had best be very good at it, if there are indeed evil entities that roam this land.
No.747760
>>747755
The way things're headed, yeah... it doesn't just happen all at once. Can't be specific, might tip someone off to try and, y'know, stop it. Alter history. Not what I'm here for.
>>747757
Too bad. I've made myself a part of it.
You're what passes for a hero? No wonder the future's as much of a wreck as it is.
No.747761
>>747757
... uh... yeah... why not?
I like model trains...
No.747762
>>747757
So you are aware and you still think I am going to just go with you?
I have a job and a person who cares for me. You will not take me from that.
>>747755
We could go down to Mexico and everything!
No.747763
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>>747758
GET YOUR GREASE STAINED HANDS OFF OF ME!
>shoves his hand into Kaz's face
I'M BECOMING POSSESSED BY SOMETHING ELSE BESIDES LIQUID
THE URGE TO KICK YOUR ASS
No.747764
>>747759
Ever heard of Superman?
>
Right, stupid question. I punch people into space, if that helps.
>>747760
Oh really, and what would you do? Leave her here so she might...I don't know, fall into an acid vat or something?
Freedom of choice is nice, but I fight guys that do mind control for fun, I have to be sure.
>>747761
I feel like you're laughing at me.
Is there something on my face?
>>747762
Nooooooooot much that can stop me, squirt.
>guh
You really stay here?
No.747766
>>747759
And here I thought that stuff was made up.
>>747760
I'd be the first to try if you did so that's probably a good idea.
>>747762
I did before! And it worked just fine!
>no it didn't
No.747767
>>747764
Hm... Yes I see... That is, interesting, to say the least.
>>747766
Not where I am from, Magic is all throughout the land of Gaia.
No.747768
>>747763
LEMME SHOW YOU WHY THEY CALL ME MASTER
>slaps the hand away
>slaps Ocelot's face
START TALKING, BITCH
>>747765
BOSS? BOSS?
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSS
No.747769
>>747764
>Shakes his head
No just trying not to get punched
No.747770
>>747764
So be sure without being a damn despot, you weirdo.
>>747766
Keeping it to myself then. Not that I like the future I come from, but... there's no guarantee that changing it won't make it worse. At least we're stable.
No.747771
>>747768
I LIKE THIS FACE YOU SON OF A BITCH!
>hand goes back onto Miller's face
>and pulls away his sunglasses
No.747772
>falls out of a time portal
Boring conversation anyways
No.747773
>>747764
With miss Bala, yes. She is where I belong.
>>747766
We'll take miss Bala and maestro too!
No.747774
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>>747768
Why are you shouting?
No.747775
>>747767
Interesting...never heard of it, though.
>>747773
Maestro?
>>747770
Fair point. Besides, messing with time can never end well. I've seen enough movies to tell me that.
No.747776
>>747767
Fate's probably in bed, Rip's busy with his show, which leaves...
>>747772
Booster.
>>747769
Look I know the flying alien amazon with the boob window is a real buzzkill, but we have feelings too you know.
>>747770
Who asked you in the first place, guy.
>>747773
Miss who now?
No.747777
>>747771
>stops punching
BASTARD! MY... SPECIAL EYES
>>747774
HE INSULTED MY BURGERS
No.747778
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>>747776
>dusting self off
What up Peej?
No.747779
>>747770
If I may involve myself with this little skirmish for just a moment, this "Hall of Doom" is indeed not the best place for a child, especially without supervision.
>>747772
Hello there!
Just who might you be?
>>747775
I would not be surprised.
>>747776
I see, well then, I will ask him!
No.747780
>>747777
>slides out from under him
>gets back up
ONE MORE MOVE AND I'LL SNAP THESE THINGS.
SNAP THEM IN HALF
No.747781
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>>747775
Right? Still don't get why I'm even here. My partner says our commander's testing stuff.
>>747776
That's all you gotta say? Who asked me?
>scannan
The nerve of you aliens. Lemme ask you: who gives you the right to trample on people on a whim?
>>747779
Kid says she works for someone here. Sounds like supervision to me.
No.747782
>>747776
>Has spent only 5 minuets with this girl and already wants a divorce
I don't even know what I'm doing wrong here but there's some kind of communication failure going on.
I'm just going to go smoke a cigarette and maybe try again later.
No.747783
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>>747780
Give him back his glasses
>>747777
Kaz, people are allowed to be wrong
No.747784
>>747775
Mister Lancer. My teacher.
>>747776
My employer.
No.747785
>>747779
Maybe it's some kind of alternate reality thing...
>>747781
You're only here due to tests?
That sounds...really stupid. The time travel could malfunction at anytime, really.
Then you're stuck here or...whenever.
>>747784
The guy who dragged in that large boar?
Well alright, if we ever go through with it he can too.
No.747786
>>747778
Some little short dude here got lost in the timeline or some nonsense. Not helping the headache.
Help?
>>747779
Good uh, good luck.
>>747781
Excuse you? Trample?
Dude I expressed my concern over somebody being maybe mind-controlled and put in a dangerous situation, which I have since stopped caring about?
Back up on your high horse to where you aloof robots come from.
>>747782
>pinches her nose
Right. It officially is me, isn't it.
Hell, you try to be the nice guy with the evil guys and suddenly you're the dick. Sheesh.
>>747784
Right. Cool.
I won't ask for a paystub, if you're wondering.
>this is the part where you laugh
No.747787
>>747780
YOU WOULDN'T
THOSE ARE J WEAR!
>>747783
No...not you too.
No.747788
>>747781
But would it perhaps be also a good idea for you to keep an eye on her, just in case, would it not?
Because it appears her master is not present at the current time.
>>747785
Perhaps, perhaps not. I am still not sure.
>>747786
Thank you!
No.747789
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>>747783
But Boss, he insulted the real Boss!
We can't just let him get away with it!
>>747787
Don't tempt me!
No.747790
>>747779
Booster Gold. I'm sort of a big deal.
>>747786
Well, I do give a wonderful back and chest massage. So let's get you up on a table and go to town
No.747791
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>>747785
If that happens it'll be fine: I'm a reploid. I'll just wait it out.
Benefit of being a souped up robot: potentially infinite lifespan.
>>747786
Don't gimme that "dindu nuffin" nonsense, I might be leaping ahead but you're still a few bounds away.
How 'bout we both ease off the throttle.
>>747788
Wha-me? Gah. Why me? I mean, I guess while I'm "testing" here I'm free, but-I'll have to clear it with my commander. Don't wanna accidentally cross the streams or some bull.
No.747792
>>747787
I like your burgers
>>747789
I don't care. Give him the glasses. His punishment will be that....um...he can't talk about anime girls for....a month
No.747793
>>747788
I kinda wanna pat your head but that seems kind of inappropriate.
>>747790
I've heard good things, actually. Cyclone's not much for keeping secrets.
Pick a bone.
>>747791
>just shaking her head
No really, why you.
No.747794
>>747785
Yes, that is him. Maybe we can go during the summer.
>>747786
...A what?
>
Why is everyone fighting over me? Stop that. There is no point to it.
No.747795
File: 1456381781839.jpg (249.34 KB, 1000x1100, 10:11, tumblr_nyd5vzt4bc1se353oo5….jpg)
>>747789
I swear to god when I get those back...
>>747792
Thank yo-
>no anime
BUT BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSS
No.747796
>>747790
Ah yes. One of the locals had told me you are in possession of a item that allows you to time travel. Is that correct?
>>747791
I see. Well, it would be nice for someone to look after her. I would it want her to get into and danger while she would be here.
>>747793
I would prefer it if you didn't, thank you.
No.747797
>>747791
But you'd have to live through all of that again...
>>747788
I'd help find out but I'm not one of those smart types.
>>747794
Think so?
Alright, but I'll get to bring two guests too.
No.747798
>Wanders back in
>>747794
>"Why is everyone fighting over me? "
Because you're cute and there's not much else to do.
>Flops down on the couch
No.747799
>>747793
Who's Cyclone?
And...a bone....um.....dog bone?
>>747796
Sometimes
No.747800
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>>747793
Got some kinda hearing delay?
>shrug
The little guy should do it.
And uh, sorry for jumping the gun. I get riled up when people go forcing their shit on others.
>>747796
You're doing it if you're so concerned about it.
>>747797
Did it once. No big deal to do it again. I'd just have to stay outta the way of the "me" that will also be there for the first time around.
No.747801
>>747792
Yes! I knew that'd be his punishment!
I took his glasses just so you'd give it to him!
All according to plan!
>>747795
>gives him back the aviators
Have fun, Miller!
Bahahahahahahahah!
Now we get to finally watch my westerns on movie night!
No.747802
>>747795
You want to make it two?
So help me, I'll ban toku on base for the rest of the year.
>>747801
So you were manipulating me? No westerns at movie night. Not even City Slickers.
No.747803
>>747794
Exactly, apparently you have it all figured out.
Have a good one, I guess.
>>747799
Cute little redhead? Courtney's friend?
Well, kind of.
>>747800
Yeah whatever.
>guh
Memories, trying to do a job. It is how it is.
Find her employer, I don't want anybody else looking for her if it's such a big hassle.
>flies off
No.747804
>>747797
It is fine. Even I find this all incredibly confusing.
>>747799
Good, then perhaps you would e so kind as to return me to my original time?
>>747800
Sadly, I cannot. For I will be leaving soon.
No.747805
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>>747803
Is she legal? Cause I try to stay away from Teen Titans
>>747804
If I had a time bubble sure
No.747806
>>747797
Sure, the more the better!
>>747798
Ah-um... c-cute, that is to say...
>>747803
There was nothing to figure out...
No.747807
File: 1456382118006.jpg (85.26 KB, 703x800, 703:800, 0c0d2e972b2749b137ac6141ee….jpg)
>>747801
>grabs them
I'm not even going to put these on while you watch.
And western movies suck, it's all the same boring crap we do for real!
>>747802
Toku too?
Venom you can't.
No.747808
>>747800
Yeah I hear that can do bad things to you. Like maybe cause a complete and total destruction to reality as we know it.
>>747801
Can we watch King Kong Escapes?
>>747804
Not me, I've been through far more confusing.
I'm just not good at making things less confusing.
>>747806
Alright, I've already got them in mind.
No.747809
File: 1456382233318.png (186.93 KB, 600x1081, 600:1081, IT WAS ME THE WHOLE TIME.png)
>>747807
You're the same boring crap we do for real!
>>747802
But Boss...come on Boss!
I did it for all the right reasons!
>>747808
No, Jort.
We cannot.
No.747810
File: 1456382333264.jpg (46.42 KB, 564x399, 188:133, 927dbcb2b0a79a5680aa8a08ba….jpg)
>>747803
Employer, huh. Why's it bein' shoved on me...
X, you getting this?
>Try not to interfere too much, Zero.
Yeah yeah, roger.
>>747804
That's just fine and dandy now isn't it. Argue a case and won't pick it up.
Least it sounds like the kid'll be fine regardless.
Must be a popular one.
>>747808
Can't risk that now can we.
No.747811
>>747807
I can. I will. Don't make me.
>>747808
We're doing Gamera movies right now on our Kaiju nights
>>747809
Yeah? Now Blazing Saddles is off the list too.
When the men ask why we aren't watching Blazing Saddles, I'll direct them to you
No.747812
>>747805
...Pardon?
>>747808
Ah.
>>747810
Well it always that I might not be leaving just yet.
No.747813
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>>747809
I'll kick you in the dick!
>>747811
S-So we still have kaiju night?
No.747814
>>747806
Mira que eres linda
Que preciosa eres,
Verdad que en mi vida
No he visto muñeca
Más linda que tú
No.747815
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>>747812
A time bubble. The Legion built em. Rip stole em, I don't have one.
No.747816
>>747808
Who? I told you mine.
>>747814
>blushing hardcore
Um...
No.747819
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>>747809
Don't tell me you're calling me that stupid name too!
>>747810
Yeah, either that or you both just pass out.
>>747811
Gamera?!
But he's just a Godzilla knock-off!
>>747812
Sorry about that.
>>747816
Snake and uhhhh...Sheik.
No.747820
>Carnevale.exe has resumed
No.747822
File: 1456382756718.jpg (24.38 KB, 410x422, 205:211, b84f0babc71336faf9857868d6….jpg)
>>747812
If the data matches up, you probably won't ever be leaving. This place is a nexus that pulls in but never spits out.
>>747819
Pass out?
No.747824
>>747819
Quit being such a baby, Jort.
>>747811
What?! But Blazing Saddles is the greatest comedy of all time!
...what about Young Frankenstein?! Can we still watch that?
>>747813
I'd kick you in yours, but I'm not sure you've got feeling down there!
No.747826
>>747815
Well, that is just wonderful.
When will this "Rip" return?
>>747819
It's fine.
>>747820
>>747821
Hmm....
>>747822
Well I hope your data is wrong.
I fear for my teams safety.
No.747827
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>>747813
Well I don't see why I have to be punished.
>>747819
Gamera is the friend of all children
>>747824
It's not a Western, so yes
No.747829
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No.747830
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>>747824
Watch out yours doesn't get possessed by Liquid!
It happens so much I bet you like it.
>>747827
We can do Biollante next, right.
No.747832
>>747827
You waited too long for Kaz and Ocelot to stop fighting. Kaiju night suspended for two weeks.
>>747824
>>747830
As for you two...
No.747835
>>747816
>Grins
Well, you asked
No.747836
>>747819
I do not know either of them.
>>747835
You really think so?
No.747837
>>747836
>Pulls her aside before he can give her an answer to that:
>>747825
>>747828
>>747831
>>747833
>>747834
>Suddenly aware of very creepy silent masked people flooding the room
Uh...
Can we help you gentle-people?
No.747838
>>747822
Yeah. At the same time.
Again that's just going off of movie knowledge.
>>747826
Alright, just making sure.
>>747827
Okay, I can live with Gamera as long as it's the wacky ones.
>>747824
You're the worst.
>>747836
Right, you've never met them...I'll have to fix that sometime.
No.747839
>>747827
Good...
>>747830
At least mine isn't basically liquid in fo--
>>747832
Boss!
>salute
I'm willing to accept any punishment you give.
No.747840
>>747829
Well, I hope I will be able to see him. But for now, I think I will rest.
>>747838
Don't worry about it.
I must go, for now. So I must bid you all farewell.
No.747841
>>747838
What movie's that from?
No.747842
File: 1456383678209.png (299.95 KB, 500x583, 500:583, tumblr_nwsu7ru52u1rnpeyco1….png)
>>747830
We're doing Showa era Gameras, not Hesei Era Godzilla.
>>747832
Boss, sometimes you gotta let em fight it out a bit. Like in hockey
>>747838
We'll probably do a night of the MST3K episodes
>>747839
Yup
No.747844
Niggers?
Little niggly wigglies?
No.747845
>>747841
Back to the Future 2, where Lorraine meets her future self.
Doing so sends her into shock, causing her to temporarily pass out.
>>747840
See you later.
>>747842
Sounds good.
No.747846
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>>747845
Huh. Now that's a weird effect.
No.747848
>>747843
Pst-
you're packin' heat, right?
people in weird masks like that are always trouble
>the irony of those words coming out of his own mouth not entirely lost on him
No.747849
>>747848
>click clack
I carry hand-shotguns and my grenade launcher.
No.747850
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>>747846
It was mostly for plot convenience.
No.747851
No.747852
>>747849
Right on!
I'm not sure if those people have left or not - they're so quiet... I don't trust 'em!!
>Looking around for those weird masked people
>What could they be up to?
anywho: yeah really you're totally cute. it's why people fight over you.
No.747853
>>747851
God damn missclick. Could someone answer my question in the FanClub thread? Sorry if it's not in the right thread to. I just don't know where else to post it. Thanks.
No.747854
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>>747850
I should've figured. Realistically nothing will happen as long as I keep them in the dark. If they go changing what they do, it'll change me too.
No.747856
>>747852
They have left as quietly as they came-ah! Don't just... startle me like that!
Cute... I do not think I am cute.
No.747857
>>747854
You're right, but better safe than sorry.
No.747858
>listening to a tape player
>writing things down
No.747861
>>747856
Sorrysorry.
Wait why not?? Sweetie you should know that - you can totally use it to your advantage if need be. Charm is an asset!
No.747863
>>747858
Boris?
>>747861
It is embarrassing to think about.
No.747865
>>747863
>...
>...
>...
>?
>nods, taking the cans off
Добрый вечер, мисс.
No.747866
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>>747857
That's the idea.
>
...I probably pissed that alien lady off. Gotta make sure there won't be repercussions.
See ya.
>bwip
No.747871
>>747865
Is everyone well? I hope lunch was not too... spicy.
>Mini you need to control yourself these peppers are crazy hot
No.747872
>>747863
You know it's even more endearing that you hadn't realized how cute you are, tho, right?
No.747874
>>747871
>nodnod
Kapitan had a meeting today in Crimea, I was asked to be her eyes for the day.
>...
>sweating
D...Da, I had no problems with it.
>sniff
No.747875
>>747872
I have been making it worse?
All that fighting over me... I do not want people to do that.
I am just a maid, there is no need for all the conflict.
>>747874
I am glad. I would be devastated if my food caused more harm.
No.747877
>>747875
...
>absently doodling atomic bomb blasts and biohazard symbols
If the men tell you it did, they're just trying to mess with you.
But send them to me anyway.
No.747878
>>747875
>"I am just a maid, there is no need for all the conflict."
>He shrugs
That's exactly the thing though:
Cute girls in maid costumes aren't something that normally frequent here until you came so there's competition for your attention.
>Because you are just a maid there is conflict, poor minimaid
You life is going to start seeming more and more like a telenovela as you get older.
No.747879
>>747877
Okay.
Miss Bala says the men are actively making my job easier. Do you pity me?
>>747878
Oh... I will just have to grin and bear it.
No.747881
>>747879
>...
>how do I answer that
>I could stab myself in the neck with this pen
>no, Boris. That only worked in Kabul
I don't pity you.
No.747884
>>747881
>
>Mini this is exactly what Char is talking about
No.747885
>>747879
Hey it could be fun!
You'll probably get to slap a lot of guys that get too fresh. What's not to love about that?
>Grins
Just try and find a silver lining.
No.747886
>>747884
>[internally pleased]
>[externally Boris]
Mm...
>if you listen closely you can hear moans coming from the tape he's listening to
>poor guy's doing sound editing for porn
No.747890
>>747885
I shot one with a blank once.
>Mini noooo
>>747886
>um
>um
...What is that?
No.747892
>>747890
Oooh! Saucy!
>Wiggles his eyebrows
Did he piss himself?
No.747894
>>747890
Work. For Kapitan.
>Ahnahn ohhhh!~
>Boris please emote
No.747895
>>747892
No. He thought he was helping and couldn't understand why I was angry.
>...
It was not for flirting.
It is a long story.
>>747894
>um
I thought miss Bala was a soldier.
No.747897
>>747895
Hotel Moscow does many things.
We go out on patrol, you and I. But we aren't fighting a war.
No.747898
>>747895
Ah. Well I wont pry then.
I should be getting to bed though.
Have a good night!
>Singing as he leaves:
Con esos ojazos
Que parecen soles,
Con esa mirada
Siempre enamorada
Con que miras tú.
Mira que eres linda,
Que preciosa eres
Estando a tu lado
Verdad que me siento
Más cerca de dios;
Porque eres divina
Tan linda y primorosa,
Que solo una rosa
Caída del cielo
Fuera como tú.
No.747899
>>747897
Oh...
>
That is not what I think it is, is it...?
>>747898
Jeez...
No.747900
>>747899
Pornography, yes.
>gestures to the tape
Making sure there aren't any problems with the sound quality. Kapitan will do video editing.
No.747902
>>747899
>Echoing from down the hall:
Cha-cha-cha~!
No.747903
>>747901
We are a mafia, Fabiola. Probably not much different from the folks back in Venezuela.
But Kapitan gave us purpose.
No.747904
>>747902
That man is very silly.
>>747903
The mafias back home just gunned people down and sold drugs. People. Like me.
>me
>shakes her head
I have faith in miss Bala. This changes nothing.
No.747905
>>747904
>like me
>mental note to tell Kapitan
>...she might get all flustery again though
That's good.
>...
We'll be needing to make rounds when I'm finished.
No.747906
>>747905
>MAG-7s out
I will wait.
No.747907
>>747906
>uh
We can modify those.
Shotgun shells.
No.747908
>>747907
Eh?
>pulls on the ejector
>12 gauge slug comes out
>holds it out for Boris to see
I already use them as shotguns. The head maid was going to modify one as a submachine gun but never did.
No.747909
>>747908
>?
>but the reports from her fight at the diner...
>hm
Either or.
>clicks the tape off
We'll go now.
No.747911
>>747910
>wat
...
>need to get me some of those too
Right.
>AK-74 picked up from next to his chair
>andele
No.747912
>>747911
>henshin-a-go-go-baby
No.747913
>a cat practices her archery
>a dog assesses his prey
>who is the hunter and who is the hunted
No.747914
>>747913
>and a green man sits on the sidelines and eats popcorn
>right next to Cu
>nothing new here
You gotta aim for the middle. sis!
No.747916
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>>747915
Oi, it's not-sis again.
>
I think they're sizing each other up or something, but man is it taking too long!
No.747917
>>747916
>tosses him another bell-ball
You know what to do.
No.747918
>>747914
What the- the hell did you come from?
No.747919
>>747917
Yeah!
>...
>juggling the ball
Whaddo I do again?
>>747918
Been here the whole time! You saying you didn't see me?
>he actually blew in about four seconds ago
Ain't thinking about showing my sis a bad time, are ya?
No.747920
>notes the peanut gallery
>goes back to shooting at distant targets
No.747921
>>747919
Toss. The ball. At the other. Cat.
>>747920
>:3c
>bark
No.747922
>>747919
Bad time? I'm not the type of guy to give ladies a bad time.
No.747923
>>747921
Ah?
But she's busy, it might mess up her aim!
I don't really get it, but if she wants to get good at something like that in the short time we got, I'm not gonna judge.
>>747920
>...
>temptation
>aaaaaaaaaaa
>here's the wind up
>and the pitch
>>747922
Oi, talking about my sis like that.
>grins
And I'm her best wingman, so you better be something else or you'll answer to me.
No.747924
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>>747923
>low whistle
Direct hit.
No.747925
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>>747924
>moves a piece forward on a Battleship board
>when did he get that
Ha! Ah, she'll shrug it off.
Still kinda tickles when she scratches me though, eh?
>
Oi, is it cheating if you put the boats on top of each other?
No.747926
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>>747925
Yes.
Put the battleship diagonally. Aircraft carrier too. Nobody ever expects it.
No.747927
>>747926
Like an X! Good thinkin', not-sis.
>trying to wedge the carrier over the battleship
I'm gonna need a better name for y-
>snap
>
I sunk my battleship...?
No.747928
>>747927
My name's Kokonoe.
>
It's just plastic. What's the big deal.
No.747929
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>>747921
>ffs
>cats
>go
>neigh
>>747923
>Divine Punishment Series: Backhand from the heavens
>slap
No.747930
>>747928
Big deal?
>watching the whirly tails
Oooh...Kokonoi?
>>747929
Aw c'mon sis, you shoulda turned around and went like-pew and totally nailed it with an arr-OW!
No.747931
>>747929
>baa
>:3c
Must be nice to have your very own invincible idiot.
Not nearly as big, too.
>...
>I like Tager big
>his shoulders are comfy
>>747930
Close enough.
No.747932
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>>747930
>shakes her hand off
I don't recall a target ever being on my behind.
>>747931
>looks at speedbro
I don't think I could handle him or his ego any bigger.
No.747933
>>747931
Close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades.
>holding a nade
Luckily I got this 'cause I couldn't find master quick enough.
>Achilles no
>>747932
Aw, but I was defending your honor and all that crap!
>???
Oi, where'd the blue guy go.
No.747934
>>747932
My idiot's less egotistical. More... gigantic.
>>747933
>discreetly amplifying gravity on the lever so it can't go off
Dangerous.
No.747935
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>>747933
Defending my honour? I don't remember being slighted.
>looks around
The blue one's gone, it seems.
>>747934
How do you handle him?
>her current mental image is just a very large and slightly quiet Achilles
>energetic as fuck
No.747936
>>747934
>and by proxy Ach's thumb
>?
>holding the nade upside down
>stuck to his thumbprint
Coool...
What're you two cats even talking about, huh? Idiots? Who needs 'em.
>>747935
He was gonna munch on ya! Or chase ya around and drop an anvil on your foot or something, whatever the hell it is cats and dogs do!
>grin
That's just like you, sis! I bet you wouldn't even notice if you tripped over me!
No.747937
>>747935
I tell'im what to do and he does it.
Marriage is easier than I expected.
>flustered Tager behind Koko
>>747936
Us genuises need idiots like you to make us look smarter.
No.747938
You said a man sent us an invitation to a play?
No.747939
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>>747936
I've had enough men come after me. He'll die all the same.
>>747937
>oh ok that's a big guy
>marriage
>minor salt
Why would you voluntarily do that?
No.747940
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>>747938
A man and a child. They seemed to want my assistance with something.
No.747941
>>747937
>processing
Idiots like m-
>!
Yow! When did that big guy get here!
>>747938
>gasp
A crazy person...
>>747939
Sheesh, you can make even that sound lame!
C'mon, sis, this guy might have his heart on ya, or at least have a creepy shrine somewhere. Doesn't that get you motivated?
No.747942
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No.747943
>>747939
Because I can. He's the only man I can stand having around all day and not want to strangle.
>>747941
Portals. So long, Tager.
>"Kokonoe, wait-"
>voip
What was that about idiots?
No.747944
>>747940
Do you want to do it? It could be fun.
>maybe kinda pumped to be outside again
>>747941
>gasp
A ghost!
No.747945
>>747941
I'm no god, I'm not something that should be worshipped. Why would I be motivated?
>head tilt
>>747943
>looks at Achilles
I... think I understand.
No.747946
>>747944
Perhaps... I will make a decision once the script is finalised. Unless you have an opinion..?
No.747947
>>747943
>!
It'd suck to be one! That guy just disappeared so fast I barely saw it!
>>747944
>!!
WHERE!?
>>747945
'Cause it's special, y'know?
Life's short, sis. So you gotta make your own fun, and make as much of it as ya can!
No.747948
No.747949
>>747946
I don't see a problem with it. We haven't had very much of anything to do, it'd be nice.
>>747947
Right there!
>Bullet Soul: Ghost
>little wispy ghost next to Ach's head
No.747950
>>747945
Don't rush into it. That's all I gotta say about that.
>>747947
>snickers
Too slow on two different draws.
No.747951
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>>747947
For Artemis to bless me with another life again, I should cherish it, not waste it.
>>747950
He's the only man I haven't been able to properly kill.
No.747952
>>747949
If you want to participate then I will gladly go along with it. I wonder if they will reward us.
No.747953
>>747949
>poised
>crack, o floor
I got you now!
>2fast grab the ghost
>>747950
Say what you want, Achilles is many things.
But I sure as hell ain't slow!
>holding the smol ghost
>>747951
You're saying those things aren't mutual...mutal...whatever, it doesn't gotta be like that!
>nodnod
That little redhead kid that follows me around, he knows how it is!
No.747954
>>747952
>
>Soma stop smiling like a little kid
Yes!
>>747953
Wow, that was pretty good, guy I don't-
>Achilles
Neat.
No.747955
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>>747951
Huh... maybe you do get it...
>watch beeping
The proximity alarm...
>>747953
That's nice stay there.
>voip
No.747956
>>747953
You've picked up a stray child?
>oh no
>two Achilles
>Achilli?
>>747955
>no really I've stuck arrows into him and everything
She is a strange cat.
No.747957
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>>747954
It's rare to see you so giddy. We'll have to shine above the rest.
No.747958
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>>747954
Ah?
Surprised to see the famous Trojan hero in action, eh? Might as well just accept it, it'll be easier!
>uh
Oh, here's your ghost back!
>flicku
>>747955
But-!
>bell-balls falling out of his pockets
Aw jeez!
>>747956
Nah nah, nothing like that. Who do I look like, a kidnapper?
Says'is name's Alexander, and I'm his biggest hero!
>grinning
Isn't that great, they're still thinking about me, about us!
No.747959
>>747957
Ahh... sorry, sorry. It's just been a long time since we were out and about, it's nice to have something fun for both of us to look forward to.
I don't think I've ever been to a play before.
>>747958
>ghost just fizzles out
They don't last very long.
>
Are you in on the play too?
No.747960
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>>747958
It's like this world has never changed since we left it.
>eyeing the bell-balls
>[meows internally]
>tail swish
No.747961
>>747959
Plays are magnificent things, though it is definitely the first time I have ever performed in one. I wonder who else has been casted.
No.747962
>>747959
Play?
>!
That face!
>leaps back
IT'S THE LITTLE ASSASSIN CHICK, SIS!
>>747960
>ah
Well you could at least think it was a little cool.
>stooping over for the balls
>kicks one
>chain reaction of bells activate
No.747963
>>747961
Wait... we're in the play?
>excitement dialed up half a notch
I hope I don't choke up, I was never good with huge audiences.
>...
N-not for the reason you're probably thinking.
I, ah, get "urges".
>it hungers for soooouls
>>747962
You what?
No.747964
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>>747962
>?
I think it's incredible. To be remembered for centuries like this, it's-
>overstimulated by the bells
>freezes
No.747965
>>747963
AND SHE GREW UP TOO!
>squinting
Into a man?
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeesh.
>>747964
>???
Sis? Did ya break or something?
>...
Maybe just one...
>ear: pet
No.747966
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>>747963
>ah
Audience immersion is important, yes. If we could find out which theatre they plan on using... Though I heard that the fox caster was approached by them. I will go and see if she has any information.
>and hopefully have some of that lovely tea and play with her grandson
>spiritgone
No.747967
>>747965
What're you talking about? I've always been a man.
>>747966
It's nice to not be judged for hunger.
>
Wait, I want to come along!
>form of: great white bat
>flapflapflap after knifewife
No.747968
>>747965
>killswitch flipped
>dives at his feet
>scooping all the bells up in her arms
>roll roll goes the cat
>jinglejingle
No.747969
>>747967
>!
Hey hey watch the heel WATCH THE HEEL!
>steps on a stray ball
Ack!
>clonk
No.747970
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No.747971
>>747969
>!!!
>hurriedly gets to her feet
>composure get
>ahem
It's quite shameful for a hero of your statue fall over like that. Come now, we should explore these swamps.
>turns on her heels and walks out
>there's a bell tied delicately to her tail
No.747972
>>747970
Gah.
>rubbing his head
Darkness and silence throughout the night...
>blink
Where the hell did that come from.
>>747971
>!
Oi, hold up, somebody just got here!
>hands cupped to his face
Sis! We can't just leave! That would be LAAAAAME!
>buh
I am so getting that ball later
No.747973
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>>747972
I believe that's called a "concussion".
At least you didn't fall on a rock.
No.747974
>>747973
Concussion?
You must not know me, little lady. I don't get concussions.
>pose
...It doesn't look bad back there, right?
No.747975
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>>747974
>lady
Listen up wiseguy, only one person in this universe gets to call me "lady" and it isn't you.
>ahem
I can't tell. Your hair's masking any lumps.
No.747976
>>747975
Universe is a big place, he must be one lucky guy.
But you sure aren't meeting me halfway here, I don't know what else to call you. Woman's too formal and girl doesn't seem right, eh?
>point
Your next line will be, "If you want to call me something, call me my name, you scamp"
No.747977
>>747976
>blink
But I can't say that without telling you what my name is.
>uh
You scamp.
...
>fake gasp
I don't know why I did that.
My name's Samus.
No.747978
>>747977
>waves a hand in front of his nose
Man, my line must've been pretty crappy if that's the kind of reception I get!
>[gyahaha's externally]
Samus, a name to the face!
Call me Achilles, that's what my mom did.
No.747979
>>747978
Achilles, huh. Sounds foreign.
...
Everything sounds foreign to me.
No.747980
>>747979
I dunno, it's all Greek to me.
>distant diseased rimshot
Not from around here, huh? Usually everybody's heard of me.
>eyean
Guessing everybody's heard of you too, wishing I met you sooner.
No.747981
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>>747980
They called me the "walking planetary evacuation notice" before.
Met me sooner? Why?
No.747982
>>747981
Walking...huh?
>slow down, Sammy
Isn't that the polite thing to say to pretty lad-I mean...gir-I mean...Samuses?
Jeez, world's changed more than I thought!
No.747983
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>>747982
I show up somewhere. It usually doesn't exist anymore by the time I leave.
>uh
Are you hitting on me?
No.747984
>>747983
Well now I don't know if I wanna, you're making it sound like a worse idea by the second.
Sounds good to me!
You must be some kind of real berserker if you break whole planets, huh? What's it like? Do you like hurting other people? Do you do it for fun? Is Samus your real name? Are you fast?
No.747985
>>747984
It's annoying. I do it for money. Sometimes it's fun. Yes. Yes.
No.747986
>>747985
>dingdingdingding
>meager confetti
You passed!
Which means you get the consolation prize.
>hot steppin'
A footrace.
No.747989
>>747988
>blink
P-Pay?
>slips the scarf to the side
>rifling in his pockets
I've got ten drachma or so, you sure you wouldn't do it for free? Jeez, what the hell's the point in that?
No.747990
>>747989
I don't beat my feet for free, bucko. No pay, no race.
No.747991
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>>747990
Bah, life's pretty short, don't you think?
Too short to worrying about money. Better to laugh while you still have the chance, you know?
>a vision!?
Loser pays, yeah? If you're so confident, shouldn't be any trouble getting the money out of me later.
Come ooooooooooon! I'm getting bored here and sis is already probably catching all the good game!
No.747992
>>747991
Ugh. Fine.
>suit up
>Speed Booster: on
Prepare your wallet.
>ZOOM
No.747993
>>747992
Now that's more like it! I'm getting all fired up!
>Dromeus Komētēs (Runner Comet): Comet Form ( 彗星走法)
>Samsung speed +1
>ZOOM
No.747996
>floodposts sure are fun to deal with