No.747994
Meanwhile, we be sinking!
No.747997
File: 1456413903206.png (284.59 KB, 286x614, 143:307, One small step for a Moonm….png)
>shaking his head
These people can make a building that fixes itself, but not one that floats.
No.747999
>>747997
Maybe it is on porpoise.
>>747998
Oh no, mister Predator is seeable!
No.748000
>>747998
Swamp water fry your cloaking device?
>>747999
So people want the place to sink? Yeah, I'd believe it.
No.748001
>>748000
>water fries my cloaking device
>>747999
>yeah this is bad....we need to drain this base
No.748002
>>748000
The building is supposed to be submersible, miss Bala said so. So it has to float and sink.
It floats and it sinks. Is that not what it is supposed to do?
>>748001
Not it.
No.748003
>>748001
Huh... guess you'll have to stay hidden the old-fashioned way now.
>>748002
Well yeah, but it's also supposed to be watertight so the place doesn't flood every time it goes underwater. Looks like that's not the case anymore.
No.748004
File: 1456414818764.jpg (175.26 KB, 506x821, 506:821, 3933397-predator-invaders_….jpg)
>>748003
>that's why I stocked up on potted plants
>>748002
>......ah crap.....
>okay I'm going down
No.748005
>>748003
Old things do that too. It is not anyone's fault but Father Time.
>already waist high in water
My dress is wet...
>>748004
I wish you luck!
No.748006
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>>748004
You'd think people would notice all the new plants. Then again, I'm dressed in white and still manage to hide just fine.
>>748005
>water only up to his ankles
>damn it feels good to be tall as fuck
We'll find a way to dry you off after we make sure we don't drown.
No.748007
File: 1456415220204.png (199.71 KB, 526x354, 263:177, Review109 PredatorOmni3 pa….png)
>>748005
>Predator log update
>the base and by that extent my camp are sinking
>being the only one with breathing apparatus and equipment to survive and repair the base I have opt to go
>the water is surprisingly warm
>>748006
>I see you all the time
No.748008
>>748006
>knee height for moonman
>water's about two feet high
This is uncomfortable. I hope mister predator fixes it soon.
>>748007
I wonder if he can breathe underwater...
No.748009
>>748007
That's only because you actually look. Most people are too preoccupied to notice.
>>748008
He should. Don't worry too much.
>
Y'know, if the water's really bothering you, there is something I can do.
No.748010
>there's a picture of Anti-Venom taped to the wall
>and a note next to it
>"FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY, DO NOT LET THIS MAN TAKE THE WHEEL"
No.748011
>>748009
Are you going to put me on your shoulders? Miss Bala carries me by the scruff of my dress sometimes.
>>748010
He must be a bad driver...
No.748012
>>748010
Sheesh... wonder who put that up?
>>748011
That was the plan, yeah. Unless you're not okay with it.
No.748013
>>748012
>already on his shoulders
>ninja meido
I was wondering if you would mind.
No.748014
>>748013
It's not that much trouble, honestly. I've had to carry people a lot heavier than you.
No.748015
>>748014
That is only slightly confusing.
No.748016
File: 1456416752113.jpg (171.98 KB, 597x949, 597:949, And I'll look down and whi….jpg)
>>748015
Confusing? Why do you say that?
No.748017
>>748016
You carry people often?
No.748018
>>748017
Not that often, but yeah. S'just another part of playing hero.
No.748019
>>748018
I see...
>droopy eyes
I am a little tired. Boris and I were patrolling all night...
No.748020
>>748019
>chuckles
Planning to fall asleep up there?
No.748021
>using his box as a dinghy
No.748023
>>748022
I knew this box would come in ha--
>water floods out
>falls out of his box
...shit.
No.748024
>>748023
>well that wasn't too bad
>just needed a few things repaired
>....oh hi Jack
No.748026
>>748025
>so two people you want to take with you on a trip are Snake and Zelda?
No.748027
>>748026
You were listening to that?
No.748028
>>748027
>Jack
>when am I not?
No.748029
>>748028
Right, right...that's a thing you do.
No.748030
>>748029
>so Snake and Zelda?
No.748031
>>748030
Yes, yes, that's who I'd take with me.
No.748032
>>748031
>interesting chooses
>your partnership with Snake makes sense
>but why Zelda?
No.748033
>>748032
I don't know, don't have many other choices.
First thing that came to mind.
No.748034
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>>748033
>.....you could have said me Jack
>but sure, we'll get Zelda
No.748035
>>748034
Knowing you, you'd follow us anyway. Watching.
Also let's not. It was a hypothetical thing.
No.748036
File: 1456420166457.jpg (851.31 KB, 1191x2591, 1191:2591, predator_jungle_by_jamga-d….jpg)
>>748035
>I would
>and if we're talking hypothetical
>I would not get to bring anyone
No.748037
File: 1456420261804.jpg (361.81 KB, 707x1000, 707:1000, mgr_r_raiden_by_olivia730-….jpg)
>>748036
Exactly.
And you wouldn't?
No.748038
>>748037
>I only talk to you, the maid, white guy,Samus, and at times Zelda
>everyone else here really doesn't want to talk to me
>now Samus will be busy bounty hunting, exploring a planet is something she just doesn't care for
>White goop guy will be stuck here keeping Red guy from screwing up
>you and the maid are already going
No.748039
>>748038
Ahhh I got the same reactions.
They'll get used to you. And we aren't going anywhere.
Remember, it was a hypothetical trip.
No.748040
>>748039
>we should
>it'll be fun
>but for now I gotta mop up my camp
No.748041
File: 1456421173055.png (636.54 KB, 756x584, 189:146, mgr_r___raiden_screenart_b….png)
>>748040
I think we can pick a better place than Mexico, though.
Have fun with the mopping.
No.748043
>
>
>"Why are we doing this again, sir?"
It's important to make sure your rangefinders are in working condition, should you ever need to call in a strike.
>"Right, but why are we using them to look at the Yautja?"
Because it reminds me of a trandoshan.
>the troopers look at each other
No.748044
>>748043
It doesn't seem to be doing anything.
That friend of his is sending me mixed messages, though...
No.748045
No.748046
>>748044
Yes, but you never know what he might do.
It's not a matter of if, it's when.
>
Who, the cyborg?
No.748047
>>748046
I suppose, but most Yautja who are kicked off of their planet are mostly docile.
And yes, the cyborg. Just look at him.
No.748048
>>748047
He was filleting a human behind some bushes just yesterday, sir. It was pretty graphic.
I'm no expert on Yautja, but that doesn't seem very docile to me.
>
You're just jealous of his hair. Your body isn't all that better.
No.748049
>>748048
...huh.
Guess there are exceptions to every rule.
And I am not! He looks bad. More machine than man now...it's not pleasant to look at.
No.748050
No.748051
File: 1456428028785.jpg (94.07 KB, 736x1042, 368:521, 697568e07530380cf50df18e5a….jpg)
>>748049
Sir, hardly anyone still living has ever seen you without your suit in person. You're more myth than man.
Not many of my men have seen me without my helmet off either.
>
It doesn't make you gay if you think Raiden's hot, sir. We all do.
No.748052
>>748051
Alright so maybe it's like looking in a mirror, which is why I--
What?!
No.748053
>>748052
Your suit isn't that bad, really. It's scary in a good way.
Helmet's got a nice, distracting shine on it too. It's an iconic look.
Anyone who's ever heard just the name "Darth Vader" could put two and two together.
>
You don't have to feel bad just because his still has sculpted abs for some reason.
No.748054
File: 1456428598784.png (1.43 MB, 1276x980, 319:245, Tell me about Ben. Why doe….png)
>>748053
His armor looks like it was designed by a teenager in his edgy phase! It looks like...looks like something Kylo would design! While mine is elegant in a scary way, as you said.
And sculpted abs are useless if they aren't real! Like what's the point? I didn't get sculpted abs because the Emperor knew it'd be stupid.
No.748056
>>748054
That's just what all cybernetic bodies look like nowadays when you don't pay for the flesh covering.
Those weird heel-feet might be going a little too far, I'll give you that.
>
The Emperor made you body specifically to stunt you.
No.748057
>>748056
Who even makes their rear end look that good in a cyborg body, Fordo? Who does that?
It serves no purpose.
...admittedly he did, but...uhhhh...
>shrug
No.748059
No.748060
>>748058
They're talking shit on your abs, boy.
Just gonna stand there and let them shit all over your abs?
That's just weird.
No.748061
>>748055
Ah, but you noticed it, sir. It served that purpose.
>glances over his pauldron
>
We should probably not talk about this out loud while he's standing right there.
Did you find a Captain for the troopers yet?
No.748062
No.748063
File: 1456429291183.jpg (77.61 KB, 917x870, 917:870, raiden__metal_gear_rising_….jpg)
>>748060
They're not doing any harm.
No.748064
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>>748061
>staring
>eyepatch starts projecting a little hologram of the word staring
>>748063
You think that's how it is. One second everything's hunky dory, the second you took a wrong turn to Dutch Ovenville.
What's next, a giant planet-destroying laser.
No.748065
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>>748061
Ahh yes, so I guess it's to grab the attention. The attention of the women. Bet he's real good with them...
And I had someone in mind but it would be a mistake seeing as how the First Order is apparently run by idiots. Not a single trooper there deserves the title of Captain...except that baton spinning fellow.
No.748066
>>748064
I think you're being a bit paranoid. I'm not here to pick fights.
No.748067
>>748064
>
>>748065
That baton spinning fellow took the fame to his helmet.
And he got shot in the abdomen anyways.
What if we...
>shiver
Outsource?
No.748068
>>748066
Not what I hear.
Remember the last time we went to Mexico, you saved a bunch of kids from the sewers or whatever and I got bronchitis.
>>748067
>
No.748069
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>>748067
Yes but he had dedication! Dedication the others are lacking. Like that Phasma...giving up their Death Star Starkiller's codes up only to be thrown into a garbage chute. Absolutely embarrassing.
And outsourcing...? Well maybe, but we just don't know how well it could go...who would we outsource it too?
No.748070
>>748068
Riiiight, I remember...wasn't that fun though?
I thought it was pretty fun.
No.748071
>>748068
>
>>748069
She believed in her men's abilities to sort out that problem. And she was of more use to the Order alive.
How do we even know this? I don't know about you, but if I helped cause a disaster of that scale, I'd keep that osik to myself.
>
Kaminoans outsourced the training of most Clone special forces, and we came out alright.
There's bound to be someone reputable enough or competent enough for it.
No.748072
>>748070
I played chess with the old guy in front of the general store with a suppository up my ass until you came back.
He didn't speak English.
>>748071
>
No.748073
>>748071
If you say so, but I'm not making her Captain of my 501st.
Maybe a high rank but not Captain. Besides I know it because other troopers were gossiping about it.
You're right though, they did. But who here could be good enough to train troopers?
No.748074
>>748072
>
>>748073
First Lieutenant it is. If she should ever show up.
There was gossip about you, and you turned out fine.
Does that mean there's gossip of me? Have you heard any?
>
Outer Heaven can handle most of it. It's just one division, right?
No.748075
>>748073
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHZWZ7RzE-U
Lookin' fer a person to train yer cannon fodder? Need a guy who can show 'em the ropes of signing up fer a job that could very well be the end? Searchin' fer a fellow who could teach them almost each and every single move that they possibly need ta know to be a decent army?
Well look no further, y'lookin' at da guy who trains henchmen for all kindsa stuff! Such as...
>EVIL ORGANIZATIONS
>MALEVOLENT EMPIRES
>BIRTHDAYS
>SECRET AGENCIES
>THE MILITARY
>AND ANYTHING ELSE YOU JUST MIGHT NEED CANNON FODDER FOR
Dat's right, I'm yer guy!
For a "small" fee a'course.
You can reach me at my personal number.
>555-TASK flashes on the screen
So what're you waitin' for, somebody else who knows this stuff? Gedoudda here!
No.748076
>>748072
Was it at least a good game of chess?
No.748077
>>748074
>
>>748076
He tried to eat my rook.
No.748078
>>748074
That's because I know the gossip simply isn't true.
And I have but it's best if I didn't tell you.
>
Maybe so, I might jus--
>>748075
Ohhhhhhhhh that might work.
No.748079
>>748077
So I guess you wouldn't be down for a hypothetical second trip down there.
No.748080
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>>748077
>
>>748078
Your gossip certainly isn't true. Maybe hers isn't either.
Sir, that guys a cape. And he's one of the nutty ones. How do you know he isn't going to take your money and run?
>>748075
>writes down that number in his wristpad
No.748081
>>748079
I'm going to get my damn rook back.
Heard good things about churros too.
>>748080
>
No.748082
>>748080
I seriously doubt that.But if you think so, then i'll reconsider.
Even if he is a cape, he...well we'll scope him out.
No.748083
>>748081
So you would be down for it to get your rook back.
...how're you even gonna find that old man?
No.748084
>>748081
>
>>748082
Well, If you say so. They're your troops anyways, you've got the final call.
I can't go around leading every single boy in white armor, that'd be silly, and not at all power hungry.
No.748085
File: 1456431448331.jpg (143.81 KB, 500x686, 250:343, tumblr_m3eebk3hDS1qcz91go1….jpg)
>>748083
I'm still Solid Snake.
>DO DO DO DOOOOOO
That and he told me to meet him there a year from then.
No.748086
>>748084
It is my final call.
And uhhh...I'll have to consider all of my options. Also it depends on how much credits is a "small fee" to that man.
No.748087
>>748085
>God he's so cool
Okay, so you'll find him and get your rook back.
Why is the rook so important anyway?
No.748088
>A small, paper-y, mustached man looks up to the strange fortress, which was floating the the middle of this swamp. He takes out a wrinkled map, quickly re-reading it to make sure he was at the right place. He then slowly entered the deadly "Hall of Doom".
No.748089
>>748087
The rook has the ability to move in any increments of length in the four cardinal directions, there isn't a support unit on a chess board that can quite compare to a rook.
Plus I had to use a salt shaker instead for half the game and it just looked silly.
No.748090
>>748086
Try lowballing him. I don't usually put this much thought into it when I make transactions on duty.
Can't go offering away all our credits like Char and his suitcases full of gold.
If you'll excuse me, I'm going to go check on that Yautja.
>small salute
>
No.748091
>>748089
Can't you just get a new rook? Or a new chess set?
>>748088
>I've heard of being flat but this is ridiculous.
No.748092
>>748090
Yeah we don't have those kinds of funds.
So long Captain.
Best of luck.
No.748093
>>748091
...The set was shaped like little animals. The rook looked like an elephant.
You tell me how easily replaceable that is.
No.748094
>>748091
>The Plumber notices the strange looking man, cautiously walking over to greet him.
No.748095
>>748093
...Could animal crackers work?
>>748094
Uhhhh...hey?
No.748096
File: 1456432364511.png (120.59 KB, 593x505, 593:505, tumblr_n4moiwNd0X1s3vgd9o1….png)
>>748095
>SNEK
>SLAP
The size of the balls on you must gigantic for you to say that to me.
>
I need a poncho.
>gone
No.748097
>>748095
>The Italian jumps, saying that he is the hero known as Paper Mario! Paper Mario then asks the man for his name.
No.748098
>bwip
Teleport function still works. Least I won't have to walk...
No.748099
>>748098
>Paper Mario is surprised by the long-haired robot suddenly poping into existence.
No.748100
>>748096
Ouch!
>rubs his chin
All you had to do was say no...
>>748097
Jack. You can call me Jack.
>>748098
Hey Zero.
No.748101
>>748099
Eh?
Two dimensional life. Didn't think that'd be possible. Does your heart beat sideways too?
>>748100
Raiden. You seeing this?
No.748102
>>748100
>Mario nods, saying that he has come far and wide to find the hidden Heart of Gold that is said to be within the building' walls. If his map was correct that is.
>>748101
?
>The Plumber tilts his head, before asking who the robot was.
No.748103
>>748101
I'm seeing it but I'm not sure if I believe it.
>>748102
I have no idea what that is...
No.748104
>>748102
Never could get a straight answer without beating someone up.
Name's Zero. It probably won't mean a lick to you but I'm an S-Class maverick hunter.
>>748103
A paper human... it just doesn't add up.
No.748105
>>748104
You'll learn to accept it.
I'm wondering what it's about but I'm not questioning it.
No.748106
>>748103
>Mario tells of a legend of Eight Hearts of Gold, and the powers they posess. The explains that once all Eight Hearts are brought together. It will allow the user to travel to any dimension without harm, and that Eight Mages hid these Hearts across dimensions, in hopes that no one would use their dangerous power for evil. Mario then says that he must find all of the Hearts before a dangerous group of Pirates find them so they can plunder and pillage everyone throughout all dimensions. Mario then says it's a little ridiculous, but he's handled stranger things.
>>748104
>The Plumber says that he his Paper Mario, a hero from the Mushroom Kingdom. Mario then asks that a Maberick is.
No.748107
>>748105
I'm not really good about accepting without understanding. Something about it pisses me off.
>>748106
Dimension travel, huh... that'd be a pain in the ass to have to deal with and you'd get that exasperated Shinra agent on your ass.
Uh. Rogue reploids. Androids that try to harm humans without justifiable reason.
We call it a flaw in their programming, or going maverick.
No.748108
>>748106
Alright, that sounds like something that could be here of all places.
>>748107
Then this place is going to infuriate you with no end.
No.748109
>>748107
>Mario nods, saying he hopes he may never have to fight one in his travels. He also said that others may look for the Heart of Gold, so he must stay cautious on this important mission.
>>748108
>Mario asks Raiden just where he would think such an item would be located.
No.748110
File: 1456434398737.jpg (109.83 KB, 602x601, 602:601, Zero.(Megaman.X).full.1153….jpg)
>>748108
Figures. I'll find a way to blow the steam off.
>>748109
You shouldn't. Reploids won't exist for another century or so.
And you're not the only one after this? This is exactly what that Shinra organization's all about. Dimension police. You'd think they'd have already sent someone for this.
No.748111
>>748109
I have no idea.
If it's anywhere, I'd assume under the waters since that's the place nobody in their right mind would look.
>>748110
I find that finding a use for my blade helps me calm down.
Maybe that'll help.
No.748112
>>748110
>Mario wonders if the Pirates had something to do with it, then asks Zero if he might have any ideas as to were the Heart would be.
>>748111
>Mario worried that he might not be able to go down there, without Sushie he cannot go into water without getting bit by an inconveniently placed piranha.
No.748113
>>748111
Not much use for my saber that's not dismembering.
>>748112
What a damn pain. Maybe this is why Signas sent me back.
I'd help but I'm not even sure if it's a physical object or some metaphorical voodoo nonsense.
No.748114
File: 1456434905072.png (51.66 KB, 746x1072, 373:536, raiden___metal_gear_rising….png)
>>748112
Which is why it's down there probably.
Nobody would willingly go down there.
>>748113
I used to think that way, but there's more to it than that.
It's not only for killing...it's a tool.
No.748115
>>748113
>Mario quickly shows Zero one of the Hearts of Gold he had obtained previously, saying that this is one of them. The Heart shined brightly throughout the room.
>>748114
>Mario nods, and wonders just how he would be able to get down there.
No.748116
File: 1456435205673.jpg (60.62 KB, 421x650, 421:650, 14316a4a4143e8b660db4a578a….jpg)
>>748114
Maybe for you. Putting meaning into an object's a little too sentimental for someone like me.
>>748115
Energy readings off the chart...
No.748117
>>748115
Maybe somebody has a submarine?
>>748116
Guess I'm just a sentimental person.
No.748118
>>748116
>Mario quickly puts the Heart back into his inventory. He tasks if maybe, Zero would be able to help him locate the Heart.
>>748117
>Mario jumps, saying that it would work, but then wonders who here owns a sub.
No.748119
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>>748117
A weapon's just an extension of its user anyways. Whatever you think your sword is, is just you. Having to project it onto an external object's a little weird, don't you think?
Maybe it's a self-confidence thing.
>>748118
I can go underwater, yeah. Guess it wouldn't hurt to take a look.
No.748120
>>748118
Beats me. I can't think of anybody...at least not anybody who'd let you use it.
>>748119
It's weird, but I'm sure I've pretty much left anything resembling normal behind me.
No.748121
>the storm troopers are watching me again
>it's because I know who the DISHONORABLE TRAITOR is
>but I'm enjoying this game too much to make it stop
>so lets keep playing
No.748122
>>748119
>Mario jumps for joy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GuBNCz1YCjs
[ZERO (TEMPORARILY) JOINED YOUR PARTY!]
>Mario asks Zero if he would know where to find someone that would allow him to go underwater.
>>748120
>Mario says that he will ask around, to see if anyone would be willing to help.
No.748123
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>>748120
>TIME TO LEAVE THEM ALL
>BEHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIND
Huh? Reactive soundtrack...
>>748122
You're paper, right. Sorry, but that's not something I'd know. Lemme know when you find a way down, I guess.
No.748124
>>748121
Did you get a load of those guys in white?
>>748122
Good luck, a lot people here aren't exactly sociable.
>>748123
Wha--
Dok!
>"Yes Raiden?"
I told you to stop with the reactive soundtrack.
>"But Raiden, isn't it wonderful? Music is good for the soul after all."
I don't like you getting into my music player like that.
>"But you have such...unique...tastes. Why not share them?"
I don't like it, I think that's enough of a reason. Raiden out.
No.748125
>>748124
>yeah they watch me sometimes
>manly it's their leader
>truth be told I'm not worried
>he's more of a danger to himself then to others
No.748126
>>748123
>Paper Mario nods, saying he's going to ask more people once that start popping up. Mario also asks if there is a Shop or an Inn inside of the Hall where he stock up on items or rest.
>>748124
>Paper Mario thinks to himself, then decides he's going to rest for a bit, so he can be prepared for any battles.
No.748127
>>748124
What was that?
>>748126
...A what? I guess that's a "no".
No.748128
>>748127
>Mario falls to the floor, asking if there's at least a bed he can sleep in.
No.748129
>>748125
The guy in black wasn't very nice.
Their leader wasn't so bad, though.
>>748126
See you later.
>>748127
I was on codec with one of my assistants, Doktor. He's in charge of keeping maintenance of my body.
One of the smartest people I know.
No.748130
>>748129
>Seth Lord Vader
>he's having a small crisis
>something about his kids
>he also keeps looking at your hair and ass FYI
No.748131
>>748128
If you find one. There're bed rooms.
>>748129
Huh... your own personal doctor, just a phone call away.
It must be nice. I never met my creator.
No.748132
>>748131
>Paper Mario jumps back up and nods, saying his goodbyes for now and quickly finds a bed to sleep in.
No.748133
>>748130
Riiiiight, he's not the first.
Looked like a cyborg too, probably an outdated model.
>>748131
It can be annoying sometimes. I can tell you first hand that the rumor that Germans aren't funny is a complete myth.
But it's pretty nice otherwise. He's not the only one I keep in contact with. But you've never met your creator? I'm sorry to hear that.
No.748134
>>748133
>different tech
>but after I scanned him I found a lot of flaws
>its as if whoever gave him those cyborg implants hated him
No.748136
>>748133
It's not a big deal. I never really stopped to think about it, why bother now?
No.748137
>>748134
Jeez, so did they people who gave me my implants but at mine don't suck.
>>748136
You have the chance now, but that could very much change the events of history.
No.748138
Asked another question in the FanClub thread. Can you answer it? Thanks.
No.748139
>>748137
Definitely not worth the trouble.
No.748142
>>748139
Doesn't sound like it would be no matter how tempting.
No.748143
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>>748137
>seems whoever gave him his feared him more
>but still needed him alive and functioning
>truth be told we could spend hours going over him and his tech over yours
>as such his "blade" is made of light where yours can cut through just about anything.....provided you can hit it
No.748147
>>748143
...I wonder just whether my blade would be able to cut through his or would his cut through mine...
>>748144
Now where do you get ribs around here?
No.748148
>>748147
>that is a good question
>wouldn't suggest you trying
>he has something called the "force"
No.748149
>>748142
It wasn't really tempting to begin with.
I'm gonna go turn these results into my partner. See you around.
>bwip
No.748150
File: 1456438720695.jpg (179.33 KB, 850x694, 425:347, Pogeymans Rising Revengean….jpg)
>>748148
What's that?
>>748149
Alright, I'll see you around.
No.748151
>>748147
I picked em up from Lazy Rays
No.748152
File: 1456438824016.jpg (378.76 KB, 1369x1920, 1369:1920, 2170236-civilized_beasts_0….jpg)
>>748150
>seen him strangle a man just by moving his hand
>seems like a form of telekinetic power?
>I'll have to look into it
No.748153
File: 1456438886759.jpg (275.06 KB, 851x842, 851:842, mgr_r_sketching___jack___r….jpg)
>>748151
How many restaurants do they got around here?!
>>748152
Just when I think I've seen all the powers that cyborgs are capable of.
No.748154
>One of the droids takes out binoculars and starts spying.
Whelp, this looks like the place.
>"You sure about that?"
I think so...
No.748155
>>748153
>think he had them pre-cyborg?
No.748156
>>748153
Not a lot. But I can fly so I can go wherever I want
No.748157
>>748155
>"Hey, that's that over there?"
I'm not sure... It's not in any of my databases...
No.748159
>>748155
...huh.
That's what I call unusual.
>>748156
Oh...yeah that makes much more sense.
No.748160
File: 1456439823069.jpg (121.93 KB, 360x879, 120:293, 3336598-predator-in-superm….jpg)
>>748159
>just something for me to look into
>heads up
>droids we are not looking for are here
No.748161
>>748160
Robots?
...if you want, I can take care of them.
No.748162
>>748159
Can you even eat people food?
No.748163
>>748158
>"It's staring right at us..."
Maybe it's friendly...
No.748164
File: 1456440392308.jpg (77.61 KB, 917x870, 917:870, raiden__metal_gear_rising_….jpg)
>>748162
What makes you think I can't?
No.748165
>>748164
Yer mostly robit for one.
And ya got that weird lower jaw
No.748166
>>748161
>they aren't made well
>seems more like they are built more for mass production
>you could cut them up with the back side of your sword
>not worth the energy for either of us
>>748163
Bah-weep-Graaaaagnah wheep ni ni bong!
No.748167
>>748165
Okay it's not that easy but I'm still able to do it.
>>748166
If you say so.
They do seem a bit...spindly.
No.748168
File: 1456440797955.jpg (175.26 KB, 506x821, 506:821, 3933397-predator-invaders_….jpg)
>>748167
>I just spoke the Universal greeting to them
>either they will panic
>or replay back
No.748169
>>748167
Lotta protein shakes i bet
No.748170
>>748168
I'm gonna go with panic.
>>748169
Gatorade actually.
No.748171
>>748166
>"What was that?"
Hold on, let me see of I can find a translation....
>"It's really freaking me out...."
It's fine. It's just a greeting.
>"Well that's a relief..."
Uh... Hello!
No.748172
>>748170
>if they do
>go with the back side of your sword
>I want to to see if I'm right
>>748171
"Uh... Hello!"
No.748173
>>748170
>squints
What flavor?
No.748174
>>748172
You're on.
>>748173
Anything blue.
No.748175
>>748172
We've been given strict orders to commandeer this site by the Confederacy of Independent Systems.
>"Do not be alarmed, we will not harm you given that you do not attack."
Just come quietly and we will quickly finish our job.
No.748176
File: 1456441887151.gif (733.22 KB, 498x481, 498:481, tumblr_m3oozemkVL1qiqegzo1….gif)
>>748174
Yer missing out. Green Apple is the best flavor
No.748177
>>748175
.....
>>748174
>go kick their ass Jack
No.748178
>>748176
Never tried it before, where can I get?
>>748177
You got it.
Been awhile since I've seen some action.
>>748175
>slices one up with the the back of his sword
>looks at the other
>red eye in full effect
Boo.
No.748179
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No.748180
>>748177
I got a BAAAAAD feeling about this.
>>748178
Hey... There's someone running over here and- OH NO!
>The droids remains falls to the ground sparks flying everywhere.
>"AGGHHHHHH!"
>The other droid starts firing his blaster in all directions.
No.748181
File: 1456442436249.jpg (54.78 KB, 502x324, 251:162, 4078628-plasma_caster-pred….jpg)
>>748180
>aaaaaand shoulder cannon
>>748178
>sorry couldn't help it
No.748182
>>748179
Shit there aren't any of those around here.
>>748180
>a hit somehow manages to hit him
>there is not a smoldering black mark on his chest
SHIT
>>748181
Ahhh don't worry about it.
One of them got me though. Not that bad, but it stings like hell.
No.748183
>>748182
>you need a buffer? I got one in my camp
No.748184
>>748181
>"WHAT IS THAT THI-"
>The other droid blows up in a spontaneous blast of bits and pieces of metal.
>>748182
>The droid remains spew out smoke.
No.748185
File: 1456442735363.gif (121.28 KB, 500x281, 500:281, tumblr_mq8xt56EVf1rum24xo1….gif)
No.748186
>>748184
>collects the head and gun from the fallen droid he shot
No.748187
File: 1456443058139.jpg (98.56 KB, 500x638, 250:319, HUNGRY FOR WORMS NO HUNGRY….jpg)
>>748183
Nah, I'll...I'll walk it off.
>>748184
Well they were about as harmless as Predator suspected.
>>748185
I'll have to remind myself to go to one later...
No.748189
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>>748187
>well you want to walk it off
>we can walk to a 7-11
No.748190
>>748189
Yeah sure...
Bit of a break won't hurt.
No.748191
>Somewhere else...
>"Sir, we've lost contact with the scouts, should we send an lookout squad?"
Not yet, see if you can contact their communicators again.
>"Roger-Roger."
>>748186
>>748187
>Something next to the remains of the droids begins to beep.
No.748193
>>748191
...ahhh so much for a break.
No.748194
>>748191
>stoops down and picks one of the communicators up
>
Progresso, roger roger.
No.748195
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>>748190
>I still don't get slurpis
>>748191
"Roger-Roger"
No.748196
>>748193
>The Holo Projector lights up.
>"Scout Leader SC-93? Are you there?"
>>748195
>"93, your voice modulator sounds kinda off... Did something happen? Do we need to call a medical droid?"
>>748194
>"A clone?! How did-"
>The holo turns off, we go back to the base.
So?
>"It appears that they're are republic clones in the arena. They must have destroyed 93 and 45."
Well, then send the look out squad, and bring a few Super Battle Droids just in case.
>"Roger-Roger"
No.748197
File: 1456444337414.jpg (596.02 KB, 1900x2100, 19:21, 9092dbdbc9c6d3c12a9c9e64df….jpg)
>>748195
What's not to get about slurpies?
>>748196
Well looks like we're gonna get more company.
Good.
No.748198
>>748196
"send...more....paramedics"
>>748197
"well for one, what are they?"
No.748199
>>748196
>click
What? Hello? Roger roger?
>shakes the communicator
>tosses it away
C'mon now, that's no fun.
>>748197
Everything alright down here?
No.748200
>>748198
Don't know...
Don't know if I care to find out either.
>>748199
I think we can expect some company incoming.
No.748201
>>748200
>I'll have to gather a sample
No.748202
>>748200
Should be inconsequential, even B2's are easy to handle. If there's larger numbers I can call in the gunships.
>[Scanning...]
>[!]
You actually got hit? Are you alright?
No.748203
>A small CIS Landship docks just outside of the Leigon. A hatch slowly opens, two Battle Droids and one Super Battle Droid exit the craft and look around.
So this is it?
>Looks like it."
Man, hate swamps.... They make my circits all humid...
>"I know what you mean, this one time, I-"
>The Super hits them both on the head.
QUIET, BOTH OF YOU, YOU'RE GOING TO GIVE OUR LOCATION WAY.
>"Ok ok, you don't need to be so rude about it..."
>The droids slowly march towards the Hall, aims their blasters at whatever looks suspicious.
No.748204
>>748201
I just like them. What's in them? Ice...and hell if I know.
>>748202
I've been through worse.
This is basically just a scratch.
>>748203
>super cyborg hearing
Wait a second...incoming.
No.748205
File: 1456445684202.jpg (99.75 KB, 511x533, 511:533, 3336498-predator_versus_ju….jpg)
>>748204
>try to stay in control Jack
>we have a slushie to get after this
No.748206
>>748204
>"Wait... I think I see something over there..."
Blast it!
>"Roger-Roger!"
NO! WAIT! YOU-
>The two battle droids start to fire their blaster at the swordsman.
No.748207
No.748208
>>748203
>wristpad beeps
>ksshk
>"Sir, landing ship inbou--"
I can see it, thank you. Put the gunships on standby, these ones aren't from that dispenser.
>>748204
Try not to get hit again, that'd be... unfortunate.
Cut off the arms first, it's much easier that wa--
>>748206
>hits the deck
>starts picking them off one by one
>
No.748209
>>748205
I'll stay in control, alright.
>>748206
>deflect
>deflect
These are easy pickings, I want something bigger.
>looks at the ship
That's it.
>>748208
I'm going in!
>charges into the fray
No.748210
File: 1456446255210.jpg (140.64 KB, 575x313, 575:313, invisibility-cloak-predato….jpg)
>>748209
>I'll wait
>these foot solders do not interest me
>I need a challenge
No.748211
>>748208
>One of the droids gets shot in the head, the Super knocks him to a tree to get a better aim, now firing at the clone.
YOU IDIOTS, THAT WASN'T THE CLONE. YOU RUINED OUR ELEMENT OF SURPRISE!
>The Super looks at the suriving Battle Droid.
YOU. CONTACT THE BASE NOW! TELL THEM THAT WE'RE GOING TO NEED BACK UP!
Roger-Roger!
>The Battle Droid hides behind a tree, taking out a holo deck.
>>748209
This is CB-76. There's more than clones here... The natives are attacking too.
>"We'll send back-up as soon as we ca-... What? Oh. Sorry, no can do. Direct orders from the Count."
What?!
No.748212
File: 1456446751196.gif (969.73 KB, 410x228, 205:114, slice slice slice slice sl….gif)
>>748210
This works for me!
>>748211
>leaps directly onto the ship
>RULES OF NATURE
>AND THEY RUN WHEN THE SUN COMES UP
>WITH THEIR LIVES ON THE LINE
>ALIVE!
>
No.748213
No.748214
>>748209
>shouting in between bursts
Don't get hit in the face!
>>748211
>moves into cover by another tree
>hits a button on his wristpad
Somebody get an ECM online!
No.748215
>>748212
>A Pilot Droid pops out.
What are you- hey! Stop that right now!
>>748214
>The Super starts firing blasts at the tree.
67, STATUS.
>"They aren't sending reinforcements."
WHAT, WHY?!
>"Something about Count Dooku."
AGH!! NO MATTER, I'M KILLING THIS REPUBLIC SCUM EITHER WAY! DIE!
No.748216
>>748214
I don't intend on it!
>>748215
>runs across the ship
>with more needless slicing
Not until this thing goes down!
No.748217
File: 1456447382106.jpg (175.26 KB, 506x821, 506:821, 3933397-predator-invaders_….jpg)
>>748215
>dropping down next to the Super
>you will be my challenge
No.748218
>>748215
>the tree seems fairly close to cracking
I forgot how persistent these droids can get.
>another troopers tosses him a rocket tube
>he leans out of cover and fires at a group of droids
No.748219
>>748216
Why you...
>The Pilot grabs a plasma rifle from his back and starts shooting.
>>748217
OUT OF MY WAY!
>The Super aims it's Ion Cannon directly at you.
>>748218
>The Super moves out of the way, letting the rocket hit the Landing Ship.
OH NO OH NO OH NO!
No.748220
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>>748219
>throws smart disk at the cannon
No.748221
>>748219
>loses his footing
Why I'm gonna be the guy who takes this thing out!
>throws sword into the ship, keeping him still on
>throws a dagger at the pilot
>crawls back up
No.748222
>>748219
>takes advantage of this and dashes to better cover
>starts aiming for the stragglers, letting Predator deal with the Super
No.748223
>>748220
>The disks cuts the it's arm right off.
AGHHHHH!
>The super uses it's other to fire a barrage of plasma blasts.
>>748221
>Just before the Pilot fires it's blaster, it falls off the ship, causing it to miss it's target before getting impaled by the knife.
>>748222
Sir! We really need help out here, can you do anything?!
>"I'm sorry... I really can't. Logging out."
>The holo turns off.
This just isn't my da-
>The clone hits the last Battle Droid in the chest, all that's left being the Super.
No.748224
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>>748223
>armor takes some shots that he doesn't doge, takes a few nicks before he reaches the Super jamming his staff at it's head
No.748225
>>748223
Now to FINISH THIS!
>jumps up
>slices the entire ship right down the middle
>
No.748226
>>748223
>Briefly scans over the area for any more threats
>seeing that there are none, he holsters his blasters with a flourish
God damn, I love this job.
>ksshk
Gunships, I want patrols of this entire sector. That's one landing craft down, but Control Ships can hold 50.
No.748227
>>748224
AGHHHhhhhh......
>The droid slowly falls to the ground, emitting fire.
>>748225
>>748226
>The ship explodes, in almost beautiful spectacle, letting it's parts fly across the swamp, the Pilot Droid sinking to the bottom of a pond.
No.748228
>>748227
>rips the head out, taking the cannon too
No.748230
>>748227
>lands back on the ground
>DRAMATICALLY
No.748231
>>748227
>[camera shutter noise]
>kneels down by a fallen B1 and removes its head
>for memorabilia purposes, of course
Boss is going to want to hear about this.
>and if he doesn't he's going to hear it anyways
>>748230
Did you just cut an entire ship in half?
No.748232
>>748231
Asked you something in the other thread.
No.748233
File: 1456449189756.jpg (404.27 KB, 858x888, 143:148, YEEAAAH DRINK THAT GATORAD….jpg)
>>748231
Yes...yes I did.
>cracks open a bottle of Gatorade
Need this to recharge.
No.748236
>>748233
>two trophies in one day
>not a bad days efforts
No.748237
>>748233
Sorry about letting you do all the heavy lifting, but well. I'm not quite capable of that yet.
Thank you.
>just kinda staring
>not that it's possible to tell with the helmet
That's not how you drink things.
No.748238
File: 1456449606319.jpg (101.32 KB, 900x678, 150:113, raiden_from_metal_gear_ris….jpg)
>>748236
Yeah, that was some excitement...
>>748237
Don't worry about it, it was a rush!
...and it's not how I normally drink things but it gets the job done just the same.
No.748239
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>>748238
>think place sinks
>we fight droids
>and the maid is passed out
>.....this is going into my logs
No.748240
>>748238
That's just going to dry all sticky, though. I hope you properly maintain that bo-- you get what I mean.
I don't think we've properly met.
>sticks out his hand
Captain Fordo.
No.748241
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEW GET 'ER DONE
No.748242
>>748239
It's been a hell of a day, I'll tell you that.
>>748240
Please, I extract juices like that from cyborg spines all the time. It isn't that bad.
>shakes his hand
Raiden.
No.748243
>>748241
Get back here!
>GO WHIP GO
No.748244
>>748242
I'll just let you know right now before you ever think about trying, my spine is particularly not-juicy.
Are you with Outer Heaven? I see you mentioned frequently.
>>748241
>YEEHAW
Lieutenant, is that you up there?
There might be more when that came from, keep on the look out.
Might have to extend patrols.
No.748245
>>748244
I wouldn't think about it...unless you tried to attack first.
And I work with Outer Heaven. I often associate with them but I'm not entirely with their group.
No.748246
>>748243
>skreeeeeee
Excuse me but it looks like you got your whip on my ship.
No worries though, I understand these little mishaps.
>BARREL ROLL
>>748244
Sir, I'm required to inform you with a smug sense of self-satisfaction that multiplying anything by 0 is still 0.
Also there's a bald man clinging to my crate, can someone do anything about that sometime today?
No.748247
>>748242
>and we still got to run to 7-11
No.748248
>>748246
>weeeeeeeeee
Thank you for your patronage, partner.
>hup
>on the roof
You won't mind if I take my apology in person, though.
No.748249
File: 1456450805625.jpg (206.09 KB, 725x902, 725:902, more like booty am I right.jpg)
>>748245
...Good to know.
>subtly [Scanning...] again
PMCs hiring other PMCs, funny how that works out.
How many other people that you work with can demolish a ship like that?
>>748246
>ksshk
Just shake him off, or use the electrified surfaces. I can't come up there, there's reports to file.
No.748250
>>748247
Riiiight, that was a thing we were gonna do.
>>748249
I don't work for a PMC. I did, but I quit to carve my own path...though I work with others occasionally.
And I know of one other.
No.748251
>>748248
Well I was planning on spending the night washing my hair.
>zooming through the treeline
>>748249
I don't think it'll help to mention that I already tried all the weapons I know about. Which probably means it's not a good time to mention I've barely does inventory on anything that wasn't cup-holders.
What do we have that works on bird amazons?
No.748252
>>748250
>stringing up the Super's head next to the other droid head
>you think anyone will believe this day?
No.748253
>>748251
>sitting on the roof
>trees and shit smashing over him
This is fine.
No.748254
>>748250
>typing on a datapad as he's listening
Is that a pun or did you literally do some carving.
Is he still alive? A threat?
>>748251
What kind of cargo are you carrying onboard at the moment?
As for Bird Amazons, we have your natural charm and some hyperspace drives that'll get us far enough away to not have to worry.
Did you make her angry?
No.748255
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>>748252
I hope so.
>>748254
Both.
And he's alive, but him and I are far from enemies now.
No.748256
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>>748253
Now you stay there and think about what you've done.
>>748254
Just using a general frame of reference I think we all understand.
More applicably, this guy is getting to be a real pain in the seat.
So I hope you want something from the Spacey's on the other side of the system at this point.
No.748257
>>748253
>is it?
>is this really fine?
No.748258
>>748256
>reaching down into the bridge
>through a hole he punched in the roof
You have any Starburst in here?
>>748257
Goddamn I swear to god if this another hallucination I'm gonna beat my own head up.
No.748259
File: 1456451720282.jpg (219.23 KB, 800x296, 100:37, pom_teaser_2_preview_by_jo….jpg)
>>748256
That guy's on par with her? How'd you pick him up?
Just a shake, without cream. It always gets stuck on my filters.
>>748255
I hope you're sure about that. Smile for the camera.
>holds the datapad in front of both of them
>click
>attaches it to the report
That one came out well, I think I'm keeping a copy.
No.748260
>>748255
>unless it's the maid
>I'm purity sure she will not be happy about the robot parts everywhere
No.748261
>>748258
I know just the place.
>>748259
Eh, I'd say a little below, honestly. Power level recordings are like, the one other hobby I have. That and doing VTOL donuts through mud puddles.
>flicking switches
Shaken, not stirred. Roger roger.
>engaging hyperdrive
>whoosh
No.748262
>>748259
Huh...?
What the hell did you do?
>>748260
Ahhh it'll be fine.
No.748263
File: 1456451944481.jpg (383.04 KB, 412x876, 103:219, inktober_8__the_stalk_by_k….jpg)
>>748258
>what else would I be?
>a ghost?
>your lost love come to make you feel better about what a twat you are?
>grow the fuck up
>you used to be better
No.748264
>>748261
>tumbles off at the last second
Aw, shit. That elbow's gonna tear.
>>748263
They got a movie here on Terra, Stalk. S'called A Christmas Carol. You would be playing the Ghost of Christmas Bitch, as per usual.
Isn't this morality shit what the cat's for?
No.748265
>>748261
Take it through the wash, too, before you come back. Fly safe.
>mock salutes the sky
>
>>748262
It's for the skirmish report. Maybe you'll get a commendation.
Or a voucher for a free burger, depending on how Commander Miller rewards these things nowadays.
You can eat things, right?
No.748266
>>748262
>if she freaks out it's on you
No.748267
>>748265
Yes I can eat things.
>>748266
You got it, I'll take the blame.
No.748268
>>748264
>I'm in your head
>you tell me
>or is there something better you'd rather think of?
No.748269
>>748267
>oh not the blame
>you'll have to cheer her up Jack
>with maybe a trip to Mexico or 7-11
No.748270
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>>748268
Well I mean I could think about all these moral quandaries, but I haven't come across anything a good insane jack-off session can't fix.
Still might punch the other clone dude.
No.748271
>>748267
>shakes him by the shoulders
Enjoy it while you still can, kid.
You never know how much you truly enjoy something until you see the daily lunch menu at Mother Base.
No.748272
>>748270
>don't you have workbto do?
>that Robot fuck isn't going to kill himself you know
No.748273
>>748269
Or a 7-11 in Mexico!
...that actually sounds like a good way to get shot. Let's not do that.
>>748271
I usually go elsewhere for lunch but...thanks.
I will.
No.748274
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>>748271
Hey guy, since I'm being harassed by my hot spider ex at the moment, do me a favor and punch yourself in the face.
>>748272
Work implies somebody is paying me for that, and I doubt our intrepid dickbag parents have the funds to make any kind of stink about revenge.
Plus Robot Kingdom is so far and my ship is tits up, if you didn't notice on your way in from wherever the hell visions come from.
No.748275
>>748273
>we're trying to cheer her up not upset her deeper
No.748276
>>748273
The message still stands.
If you ever need backup or some air transport, feel free to shoot me a call.
We're the world's first best taxi service and third best conventional infantry force.
I'll see you around. And don't mind the Sith Lord, he's still in the wake of some family issues.
>
>>748274
It won't be the same, but I can book you for later.
No.748277
>>748276
Sure, sure.
>...
I'm gonna kill that fucking robot.
>leaps away
No.748278
>>748275
When does going to a 7-11 ever cheer somebody up?
>>748276
I like to go by motorcycle most of the time but I'll keep you in mind.
I'll try not to, might be hard but I'll try not to.
See you around.
No.748279
>>748278
>when they get a slurpie
No.748280
>>748279
Until the brainfreeze happens.
No.748281
>>748280
>see I never got that
>brainfreeze
>does the brain really freeze?
No.748282
>>748281
No no it's like a reaction to keep the brain warm.
Blood starts rushing to your head to keep the brain from actually freezing.
No.748283
File: 1456454565424.jpg (378.76 KB, 1369x1920, 1369:1920, 2170236-civilized_beasts_0….jpg)
>>748282
>huh
>never felt that
>guess my race can't get it
No.748284
>>748283
If only we were so fortunate.
No.748286
>>748285
You'd think that having a cyborg body would prevent a thing but...it doesn't. At all.
No.748287
File: 1456455078307.jpg (121.93 KB, 360x879, 120:293, 3336598-predator-in-superm….jpg)
>>748286
>wow
>maybe it has to do with how much of your brain is still human?
No.748288
>>748287
That's probably it. My brain is still mostly human.
No.748289
>>748288
>the most powerful computer of them all
>.....did everyone just leave?
No.748291
>>748290
>interesting
>then I will return to my camp
>yell when you're going to 7-11
No.748292
>>748291
I'll be sure to do that.
No.748293
I remember when all this is going to be orange grove
No.748294
Good, it looks like no one is here.
Time for me to do some dastardly snooping around!
No.748295
File: 1456459125770.jpg (97.85 KB, 466x720, 233:360, 3ac10c5190601d7d214f90647f….jpg)
>>748294
They keep the girl scout cookies under the floor boards
No.748298
Hahahahah, now it's time for me to do the next evil deed nobody will see comin--
Wait where'd these people come from?!
No.748300
>>748298
Who in the H E Double Hockey-Sticks are you?
>>748299
Aw really? But those are disgusting! Who in their mind would by such a foul treat?
No.748302
>>748300
They call me Doctor Eggman, now why don't you tell me who you are?
No.748303
Cut! Cut, I say!
That was terrible people, you're all over the place.
Honey, grab us a cup of coffee, we'll take it from the top.
No.748304
>>748301
Future?!
Don't tell me time travel's getting involved here because I've dealt with that enough.
It's a terrible process that nobody wins at...except that meddlesome hedgehog.
>>748303
Ohohohoho you think you're the director?
>puts on directors hat
Well looks like I'm the director now.
No.748305
>>748302
The name's Beelzebot, I'm the Robot Devil!
>Cue Evil Laughter
>>748303
Was that laugh not good enough for you?
How about-
>He laughs louder and more evil than before
Was that good?
No.748306
>>748304
Now that's the kind of spontaneity and punctuality we need around here.
>>748305
Yeah, you? Send me your green letters guy when we're done here, I've got words for him.
Now you went and made me break out the italics, that costs money you know!
No.748307
>>748305
Heeeey that's a pretty good evil laugh-- I mean that's an alright evil laugh.
I've heard better.
>>748306
No, it's the kind of spontaneity and punctuality I need.
Now where's the director's chair, I'm taking over.
No.748308
>>748306
Look acting isn't my forte, alright?
I'm more of a song writer.
>>748307
Really? Thank you, I've been working on it. Still think it needs a little more "oomf" though.
No.748310
>>748307
That's just it, Eggsy. There is no director's chair until you think of one.
Lord knows I won't, I don't need anybody's butt afterprint
>>748308
Well we're already here.
C'mon kid, spit some bars. You wanna make it to the top, or are you just gonna rot? Let's hear those pipes, baby.
No.748311
>>748308
Well did you ever try having a mustache?
They're guaranteed evil oomph when groomed right. Don't go too far in the evil direction though, you want to scare people but you don't want them to run away while you're still in the middle of a monologue.
That's like bad villainy right there.
>>748310
No chair, no director.
I can't direct and stand at the same time it's too taxing on me.
No.748312
>>748310
You know we can't afford a musical! It'd be highway robbery!
No.748313
>>748309
>here we are
>edge to edge
That was uncalled for.
No.748314
>>748311
Hey, idle animations are heavy processing, I get it.
Kinda pointless since they got rid of autoplay gifs, but for all you movers and shakers out there, here's one from the Wayback Machine!
He's big, he's angry, and he's pink!
EEEEEEEGGGMAAAAAAAAAAAAAANN!
>>748312
Listen bucko I've been with this production for three years, if we're going down we're going down in style.
No.748315
>>748310
Fine fine, just this once.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6yOvvuod84
>>748311
Ooh yes, a mustache would be perfect, if I wasn't a robot.
No.748316
>>748313
Y'KNOW WHAT WASN'T UNCALLED FOR
YOUR MOM, I CALLED THAT BITCH ALL THE TIME FOR SUCKIN DEEZ NUTS
No.748317
>>748314
I have no idea what you're talking about.
I'm not big, nor am I angry.
I am sometimes pink, though.
>slumps into the couch
>>748315
Then make one out of metal and graft it to your face.
Or buy a fake one. It's really easy to do, I'd know. I make robots.
No.748318
>>748316
Don't talk shit about my mother, I hardly knew her!
>resisting urge to punch face
>RESIIIIIIIST
No.748319
>>748314
Oi oi, you're not the only one. Been around longer than you even!
Ship's not sinking that bad anyways.
No.748320
>>748315
A hotlink? What's this look like, a 1998 AOL chatroom?
We got embeds and webms for a reason now, buster.
>>748317
Now that's just adorable.
Everybody? Photo-op with Eggman, we need Christmas pictures.
>>748319
I think you're mixing your metaphors, slim.
And also your chocolate in my peanut butter!
No.748321
>>748320
I'm making it more delicious.
No.748322
>>748318
...Neither did I.
>poking a finger into his chest
>muffled CRAAAAAAAAAAAWLING getting louder
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
>spletch
>looks down
>sword in his stomach
Not in a million years!
>dead
>for now
No.748323
>>748317
You make robots hmm?
Any particular ones you want me to torture for all eternity? Hmmmmmm?
>>748320
Well excuse me for owning the most evil pieces of mobile hardware on the planet, the Eyephone.
And if I wanted to be real with you I would by an Android if I could, but I can't afford one.
No.748324
>>748320
Christmas was like two months ago!
Unless we're starting early this year.
>>748323
Well I have this little rapscallion who needs some discipline...keeps on rebelling against me even if I treat him like my own son.
But not for all of eternity, he's a good evil boy!
No.748325
>>748322
...
>punches his body in the face just to make sure
>
No.748326
>>748321
You're making it more expensive!
>>748323
I know what you mean, those prices sound hellacious
What? Too much? Hot enough for ya?
>>748324
We're always starting early this year
No.748327
>>748324
Alright, how bout half of an eternity?
>>748326
Hey, only I can make the hell puns around here.
No.748328
>>748325
I feel sorry for your hands.
>stepping over the body
No.748329
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>>748326
Making the mother of all sandwich spreads, Bug! Can't fret over every cent!
No.748330
>>748326
Some people say I finish too early.
>>748327
Half an eternity?
That's really vague. Can you even split an eternity? It'd be like splitting infinity.
Eternity is less like a time and more like a concept so I don't think you can do that...
No.748331
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>>748328
Who was that guy?
No.748332
>>748327
Actually you're a bit late for that, the real big guy's already been here for what, a while at least.
DC version, you know how it is.
>>748329
Smucker's Goober is the greatest sandwich spread to grace this earth and soon our voices will be heard!
>>748330
Ohohohohoho
Ahahahahahahahahaha
>voip
No.748333
File: 1456462514251.jpg (455.06 KB, 583x822, 583:822, e5657552be51f709debae6ec0a….jpg)
>>748331
I don't hasten to call him a man, much less "guy."
>sword back in the sheathe with a click
It irks me to have to attack someone from behind, but trash deserves none of the benefits of honor.
No.748334
>>748330
Look, let me worry about the details and you just hand the robot over to me.
>>748332
Whatever, he's just a pushover.
No.748336
File: 1456462609249.png (2.63 MB, 1987x1622, 1987:1622, IT ALWAYS FEELS LIKE...SOM….png)
>>748332
...wonder what he was laughing at?
>>748334
I mean I might if I...didn't lose track of him.
Ough.
No.748337
>bwip
>>748333
Now there's a familiar face.
No.748338
>>748333
Alright let me rephrase that, who was that...thing?
No.748339
>>748335
What do you want?
>>748336
You don't have some sort of tracking device on him?
>>748337
Ohw wonderful, someone I can make a deal with!
No.748340
>>748339
Looking a little different, Devil.
Is everything alright.
No.748342
>>748339
He must've removed it.
Like I said, he's a rebellious little squirt.
No.748343
>>748337
>?
Zero.
I was simply disposing of this nuisance.
>summoned swoods impaling Donte's body
>>748338
A pretender to my brother, Dante.
I am Vergil, son of Sparda.
Now you will tell me your name.
>>748341
What is this savagery...
No.748344
>>748339
You're joking, right?
>>748343
>staring flatly at the corpse
>that's not Dante
Who's the goon?
No.748345
>>748340
You must be confusing me with the human devil.
I'm to robot devil. I'm MILES better than that two-bit fallen angel.
>>748341
Subtle.
>>748342
Well not to worry, I'll find him myself. What's his name?
>>748344
Does it look like I'm joking?
No.748346
>>748341
>that's a lotta blood
>
>control yourself Soma
No.748347
File: 1456463064513.gif (994.07 KB, 440x247, 440:247, tumblr_mipounGKps1qkz8azo1….gif)
>>748341
>
>>748343
Jack, you can call me Jack.
No.748348
>>748345
Really.
Two-bit fallen angels have feelings too, don't you think.
No.748349
>>748345
Well be careful, he's dangerous and determined.
Which are two great things...when being directed at someone who isn't me.
No.748350
File: 1456463348095.jpg (259.47 KB, 850x1211, 850:1211, sample-79665dc7c4b20053178….jpg)
>>748344
It no longer matters, the deed is done.
>...
It can't be time for Ultimate 4, already.
You don't go anywhere without purpose, Zero. But even I must say your choice in locale is particularly abysmal this time.
>>748347
Jack. A simple name.
Tell me, Jack. I desire the same poor copy of myself as this puppet was fashioned to look like Dante.
Tell me where I can find it.
No.748351
>>748343
>this is art
>you uncultured swine would never understand
>>748345
>art is meant to shock
>>748346
>ah
>that one looks like us
>>748347
>he looks pleased with us
No.748352
File: 1456463527642.jpg (24.38 KB, 410x422, 205:211, b84f0babc71336faf9857868d6….jpg)
>>748345
Not interested, robot devil.
>>748350
I haven't seen anyone else I recognize so I doubt we're doing that again. Not yet at least.
And it's not really my choice. My commander sent me back in time to test the stability of time travel. Whether it's because he trusts me to get the job done or because I'm expendable isn't really important to me.
Besides, if it messes up I can just wait it out.
>shrug
But I could say the same for you, can't I? You never go places without a reason.
>ah
Copies, huh. Hate'em.
No.748353
>>748348
Does it look like I care?
>>748349
I'll be sure to keep that in mind.
>>748351
Art isn't made out of blood.
Unless it's art from the 2730's, then it really doesn't matter.
>>748352
Oh you will be, soon.
And that's my cue.
FAREWELL, ZERO.
>Disappears in a pillar of fire.
No.748354
>>748350
If you think I know, you're asking the wrong guy.
Can't say I've seen many pale imitations besides him.
>>748351
>if you want to say that
No.748355
>>748351
Are you alright, Jack? You look down.
>distracting self from the potential meal
No.748356
File: 1456463889197.jpg (235.35 KB, 850x1236, 425:618, sample-eb301738d5ddf6a1e5b….jpg)
>>748351
It is unsightly.
>thumbs the swood up
>shing
>dozens of slices scrape the blood off
>nothin personnel kid
>>748352
>???
>the fuck is all this bullshit I can't believe I work with this guy so often
You were given a task by a superior, it's only obvious that would fulfill it.
>frown
He was making a mockery of my brother, I will find who perpetrated this lie.
>>748354
Oh?
Are you not a pale imitation of a man already?
No.748357
>>748353
I can have a dramatic exit too!
Uhhhh...
>just walks out the front door
It's dramatic in its subtlety.
No.748358
>>748353
>bye bye robot
>>748354
Good?
>>748355
Who are you?
>>748356
>splat
>all over poor Jack
>this is fine
No.748359
>>748357
>Walks in the front door as Eggman leaves
Hey everybody!
No.748360
>>748356
I'll likely be here a while if you want some help.
>Zero-
Relax, X.
>But-
I won't interfere too much.
>>748353
I'm gonna have to cut that guy up, huh.
No.748361
>>748358
>she doesn't remember, huh
>this is fine
We spoke before, my name's Soma?
What's wrong?
No.748362
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>>748358
>Duck_Quack.mp3
>looks down at Jack
Clean yourself, girl. I have no more intention of helping you.
>blood on his jacket
>looking even more like Archer
>>748359
This place is so populated...
>>748360
Assistance?
>NO SNAKE I WORK ALONE
Very well, if it means we are free from the dredge of a third partner.
That robot in the shell of one of my people slighted you, I will return the favor.
No.748363
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>>748361
>magic overload is funny like that
No mother.
>>748362
Tea, Archer.
No.748364
>>748362
It does seem to be quite the happenin' hip joint lately.
No.748365
>>748363
>!
Will you be alright? I thought you need someone to watch you to... stay alive.
>[concern]
No.748366
File: 1456464477260.png (226.42 KB, 584x284, 146:71, Raiden is really feelin' i….png)
>>748356
>TRIGGERED
I don't like looking in mirrors.
>>748358
Uhhhh...it's unique.
>>748359
Hey Char.
No.748367
>>748362
A third wouldn't be so bad, depending on who it was.
I thought you and that Wesker guy got along. Amaterasu too.
Then again everyone likes Ammy.
No.748368
File: 1456464615315.jpg (109.17 KB, 850x607, 850:607, sample-9c61542e773e9f75099….jpg)
>>748363
Tea...Archer?
Are you giving me some kind of command?
>Not-Trace swoods in the air
Learn your place, girl.
>>748364
Oh Sparda what kind of bastardization of the language did I just hear...
>shakes his head
Irrelevant, you look like the type to know my brother. Do you know the half-demon Dante or not.
>>748366
So I can see. Yet I won't lie, it's oddly more pleasing to look at that than your average human body. It doesn't remind me of one so much.
>>748367
>pouting: probably
That dog attacked me and licked my face, I was only restraining it.
>shivers
Better than that witch Bayonetta.
No.748369
>>748366
Hey Jort.
>>748368
I know of him but no, I can't say I know'em.
No.748370
File: 1456464765893.jpg (166.76 KB, 850x982, 425:491, sample-81b75f4cdf3b5803be7….jpg)
>>748368
As a reploid I don't really get the appeal. Maybe it's a human copulation thing.
>free shrugs
>notes the sword
If you could not skewer a little girl I'd really appreciate it.
No.748371
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No.748372
>>748369
He's been here, that much is obvious.
I WILL FIND HIM
>>748370
I had no mind to waste a blade.
>dispersan that shit
You understand emotion and other nuances, but not the most basic things.
...No wonder they pair us up so much.
>>748371
>oh no
No.748373
>>748368
Really? I can't say I was expecting that reaction.
>>748369
You aren't even with Outer Heaven, don't call me that!
No.748374
File: 1456465137258.jpg (67.65 KB, 564x488, 141:122, a9c829df28d0c1c1644fccd4b1….jpg)
>>748371
>uh
>uhhh
>>748372
>shrug
Reproduction's pointless to me. I'm a machine after all.
That lady has the same markings as...
No.748375
>>748372
Vergil~
>>748374
ZEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOO
I got out of Carnage's prison!
No.748376
>>748365
No mothers will take us. We will fade. It's... okay.
>no it's not
>>748366
Good?
>>748368
>Archer confirmed
>?
No.748377
>>748376
>!!
Not if I can help it! There's got to be something Caster and I can do for you.
I couldn't bear knowing someone so small is just going to fade away.
No.748378
>>748373
>...
>Looks up from his drink
I thought that was your name...
>Sip
Beyond that I'm one of Outer Heaven's benefactors. The organization does an important job on the surface of the planet for my space people.
No.748379
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>>748373
Machines realize the inadequacy of humanity, as humans as built them to do so.
Disgustingly self-absorbed, even when aware of their own shortcomings.
>>748374
Why are you associating the affections of a dog with reproduction? It's uncomfortable.
>Yamato out
It's exactly as you think.
>>748375
>gkkkt
Amaterasu.
>>748376
>blink
What
No.748380
>>748375
Carnage? Prison?
Wait... does that mean you really are Amaterasu? But you're not a dog.
>>748379
I meant Bayonetta. I should've clarified.
Huh...
No.748381
File: 1456465576151.jpg (100.64 KB, 675x1000, 27:40, sample-88412344f4be235565c….jpg)
>Fades from the shadows singing to herself
Take time from a wounded hand, cause it likes to heal, take time from a wounded hand cause it likes to steal, I like to steal..
No.748382
>>748379
Vergil~
Where's Daaaaaaaaaaaaaante?
>>748380
He was sad that he didn't get into our game, but it's ok! I forgive him, it must have tough going without something you want like that.
>hmph
>bops on the head
Boo! Of course I'm not a dog! I'm a wolf
No.748383
>>748376
Maybe but before I can tell you can I ask where you got all of that...'paint?'
>>748378
No my name is Raiden. Jort is a nickname Master Miller gave me that's sticking more than I'd like to.
>>748379
I'm not merely a machine...I was once human.
I recognize both the shortcomings of a human and a machine.
Which means I have the shortcomings of both of them as well.
No.748384
>>748381
Yo!
>>748383
Oh. What is the source of this nickname? You got a pair of jean-shorts he's giving ya crap for?
No.748385
File: 1456465819579.jpg (245.76 KB, 520x804, 130:201, 8b75ee8b58d3adc7bb400b4b1a….jpg)
>>748380
>u wot
That isn't to say that Bayonetta isn't appealing...
>cough
In a standard, completely generic kind of way.
>>748382
>reeee
My question exactly. This place reeks of old pizza, I know I'm close.
>>748383
Are you asking me to end your suffering?
I don't do requests like that.
No.748387
File: 1456466036310.jpg (21.04 KB, 343x193, 343:193, Kurumi-Tokisaki-date-a-liv….jpg)
>>748384
Hmmm? Yo? Well then, if that's how everyone says hello these days.
>Eyes looking a little extra glowy tonight
Yo~
>>748386
>'Hmmm, isn't that the robot I cloned?''
No.748388
File: 1456466037651.png (526.18 KB, 650x903, 650:903, 2aa3c6ad0247856a2d6ec6c8ca….png)
>>748382
>clank
But you don't look very canine to me right now.
>>748385
Her... whole clothes are made of hair.
I don't think I want to understand that.
>>748386
Oh, a mechaniloid.
No.748389
>Somewhere...
Sir, about mission 1139, why did you not allow access for us to send reinforcements?
>"Are you questioning my tactics, 125?"
N-no sir, it's just that we need that site captured as soon as possible, so I don't get why you wouldn't let us help them.
>"It would be a waste of valuable reasouces to let another ship land just for it to go down in flames. We are clearly not dealing with just the republic here. And besides, why would I send a Droid to do a Sith's job?"
Do you want us to ready your ship?
>"Yes.... I do believe it is time to pay the locals a little visit. And show them just who they are dealing with."
Roger-Roger, but it's going to take a while to get there from here, about a day at least.
>"That is perfectly acceptable, 115. It will give me some time to think of some sort of strategy to sort out this little problem we have. I would also like a infantry vessel to come along too."
Can do, sir.
No.748390
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>>748385
>slllllidewhistle
>low whistle
>followed by a one-man band
Hi-diddly-ho brotherino.
>>748382
Ammy! You know what time it is, right?
No.748391
>>748384
He just sorta...came up with it. On the spot.
>>748385
If I wanted you to end my suffering, I would've done it myself instead!
>>748386
>That's a little robot.
No.748392
>>748377
You want to take us?
>>748379
>points at the traced blades
Only Archer does that. You are Archer?
>>748381
>??
>>748382
>that one smells like the foxmum that helped us
>>748383
>points at the small pile of eviscerated rats
No.748393
>>748385
Well hurry! This wolf's been caged for too long!
>>748388
I've got a tail, don't I!
There's no need to be so picky you know, everybody can be a wolf too if they really believe in it.
>sticks a fridge magnet with a tail to Cero
Tadah!
>>748390
>!!
PARTY TIME!
>>748392
>I spy with my wolf eye
Eh?
No.748394
>>748387
>Grins
>Pats the empty bar-stool next to him and starts pouring a glass of bourbon for her
No.748395
>>748392
"Take"? I was under the impression we were only allowed one.
>thinking
Rule Breaker...
No.748396
>>748387
>yes
>yes it is
>>748388
>helicopter mode: disengaged
Hello there.
>>748391
>tilts his head
A lifeform that's partially organic, as well as mechanical. Curious.
>blink
>blink
...That sounded a lot ruder than I intended. My apologies.
No.748397
>>748388
My sentiments exactly.
A warrior of the firmament debasing herself like that, it reminds me of two angels I met once before.
>>748390
>spooked
So that's where you've been hiding
>JUST
>>748391
Human emotions are limited at best, I can't blame you for not going through with it.
>>748392
I am Vergil, son of Sparda.
>eyes: audibly narrow
Who is this Archer person you compare me to.
No.748398
No.748399
>>748392
Stone Temple Pilots? Ever heard of them?
>Ara ara, what a peculiar energy.. this delicious little one is a servant.
>Smiles
>Looks down
>Huh, cute panties.
>Materializes into her school uniform
>>748394
Oh? Such a lovely gentleman.
>Comes around, runs her finger on your back, and she sits down.
Everytime I arrive it's like you're already here.. are you stalking me?
>>748396
Hi Clank~
No.748400
>>748393
Wh-hey!
>turn
>tail swishes
>>748396
So what's your designation? I've never seen a model like you befor-well... you could be a kind of mettaur, I suppose.
>>748397
Angels?
No.748401
>>748392
>
>There goes our rat problem.
That's not the best place to be getting paint, you know.
>>748396
I've heard a lot ruder about me, so that's far from offensive.
>>748397
I have too much to live for to just end up.
I've come this far.
No.748402
>>748393
Damn right!
>sets Pandora's Box down
>form of: FUCKING FIREWORKS
>>748397
And you went and got your sword back without your bro to help you out, gee whiz! Hahaha.
How's it, Verg.
No.748403
>>748399
Maybe.
>Slides the drink to her
Although, I could ask you the same thing - I mean I'm already here when you arrive. Are you implying that I can see the future?
>Winks at her under the sunglasses
No.748404
>>748399
>uh-oh
...Hello, Kurumi.
>>748400
My name is XJ-0461, but most people just refer to me as "Clank."
>
...I suppose I could be considered a defective sentry unit, considering where I was built, but that's not entirely accurate.
>>748401
I see. Why do people treat you so rudely, if I may ask?
No.748405
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>>748400
I don't want to talk about it.
>that one couldn't stop eating
>and the other...
Exactly like Bayonetta.
>>748401
You assume your life has value now that it's no longer connected completely to a human form?
Interesting, tell me why.
>>748402
You would help someone who doesn't even want it.
>don't be salty, Verg
I think I've finally found it, Dante. A way to even surpass our father.
No.748406
>>748400
Perfect! Only one step left, repeat after me!
>ahem
Awoo
>>748402
>clapping
I've waited so long!
>Celestial Brush Technique: Cherry Bomb
>multiply dat multiplat
>nyoooooBOOM
No.748407
>>748393
Tama... Tuma... Tamamo?
>>748395
You can't? It's okay.
>>748397
No. Archer is Emiya.
>>748399
Stone temples cannot fly.
>>748401
But people aren't good.
No.748408
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>>748404
Call me Zero.
>defective
Maverick?
...No, you're not a maverick. Guess "defective" has a different meaning in this time.
>>748405
Who would've thought that demons would be more refined than angels.
>>748406
Uh...
>whatever
Awoo.
No.748409
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>>748404
I don't look like a normal person to you, do I?
>>748405
I find that all life has value, weak or strong...until they use that value to prey upon others who never asked for it.
It's my job to protect those that the strong prey upon...the ones that don't care about the common man. Without me, people could die. That's all there is to it.
>>748407
Now who taught you that?
No.748410
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>>748403
Haha the future, it's funny that you say that~ Perhaps it's just a coincidence, perhaps it is fate..
>Pressing the glass up against her lips, draws a smile, and sips
Bourbon is absolutely wonderful. You can tell alot by what a man drinks.
>>748404
>Smiles
Hello there, did you miss me? Cause I missed you~
>No uh oh, everything is fine, everything is peachy
I have a question, do you happen to have something allowing to play music in your abundance of gadgets?
>>748407
Teeheehee it's just the name of a band. And who are you?
No.748411
>>748405
Still on about that? Jeez. Lemme put some polish on that broken record for a second, bro.
You. Me. We're not dad, right?
While I'm on this crazy tangent, have some pizza.
>box deployed
We can already be better than dad, by being the best we can possibly be, imagine that!
But let's hear your wacky plan, huh? Might be fun!
>>748406
Haha, yeah! This is great, even Vergil's here!
>tossing up flaming bottles
>BANGBANGBANG
>they become confetti
No.748412
>>748406
>Off in the distance a little wolf girl replies
AWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOooooOoooOoooOoo
No.748413
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>>748407
Just wait a moment.
>
Caster?
No.748414
>>748410
Oh? And what's it saying about me?
No.748415
>>748408
"This time?" So you're from the future?
>mildly upset
>dad taught me time travel was a no-no
>>748409
Well, no, but I don't consider that a problem.
>>748410
Yes, actually.
>reaches into his chest compartment
>pulls out a boombox
>Clank how did you fit that in there
No.748416
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>>748407
Vergil. My name is Ver-
>realizes he's knelt down in Jack's face
>I am arguing with a child
>tch
>>748408
I encountered those two as well. It was refreshing to see my kinsmen with such a pertinent adherence to the ruurus.
>
Rules.
>>748409
And I imagine that job keeps you very busy.
Does it ever bother you the kind of real change you're making?
>>748411
But-
I-
You-
>[steaming]
>eating pizza deadpan
I've made contact with our grandfather. With him. Samael.
No.748417
>>748407
>?
Tamamo?
>!!
You must have met my sweet daughter! Mikon!
>>748408
Again, and this time with feeling
>swishing her tail around like a conductor's tool
>>748411
Is he being a grumpy Gus again? I think he is!
We should all party, just like before!
>ooooo
>growing flower pedals on the confetti
>>748412
>!
Awoooo?
No.748418
>>748415
That's the case.
You look troubled. What's up?
>>748416
They're pretty polite. Only came across them once in my travels.
>>748417
Do I have to? What purpose does this serve-
>guh
Awoo
No.748419
>>748413
>"Oh but your grandchild is adora-"
>"Sorry, I was in the middle of a conversation with Tamamo. What's the problem?"
No.748420
>>748414
Now now, what's the point in revealing all my secrets so quickly? There is no fun..
>When someone doesn't beg for it
>Sip
>>748415
Oh, that is quite the big boom box.
>I wonder if he can fit a body in there, but nevermind that.
Thank you so very much clank~
>Gently takes it, and now Frank Sinatra plays through it
No.748421
>>748409
We painted with people blood before.
>>748410
We are Jack.
>donut bully the smol
>>748416
>boops him on the nose
Archer doesn't use a sword like that.
>>748417
Mikoooon...
>no Jack it doesn't work in a monotone
You are her mother?
No.748422
>>748415
Plenty of others do.
>>748416
Which is why I'm doing it by taking jobs now. Working as a roamer can only do it for so long.
And it bothers me all the time, but I can't let it get to me.
>>748421
It might be time to stop.
I could get you better paint.
No.748423
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>>748416
Hahaha, what? Man you gotta tell me he's not as stuck up as, well, you are. No offense bro but you are a buzzkill.
I can't be the only fun one in this family!
>>748417
When is he ever not?
>!
Oh dang, that's neat!
>flower petals are now on fire
>pink fire
Ohh...
No.748424
>>748417
>Fading into the swamp
AwwwwwooooooOooooo
>leaps off the cliff, and gone
No.748425
>>748419
There's a little girl here who says she's going to fade away, we can do something about that right? Her name's "Jack".
Your phantasm can break the rules, right?
No.748426
>eating something that isn't food
>looks sort of important
No.748427
>>748420
Heh. Fair enough.
So, what will you tell me about yourself then?
>Siiiip
No.748428
>>748425
>"You want to adopt a small girl? I.. suppose it could be done, but are you sure about this?"
>excited MIKON in the background
No.748429
>>748418
Nothing too serious. I've just been told that time travel is extremely dangerous before.
>>748420
Why exactly did you need this, again?
>>748422
>nods
From what I understand, humans have a hard time dealing with anything they consider "different."
No.748430
>>748418
>do not impale
This is the sword Yamato, given to me by my father. There is no other like it in the world.
I invite this "Archer" to have one that even comes close
>what he's actually saying is "please trace me"
>>748422
Then you are a fool, like all the rest.
>said with a mouthful of pizza
>>748423
I am not a buzzkill.
>smirkan
"Remember what we always used to say"?
No.748431
>>748430
>>748421
>failure to communicate
No.748432
>>748428
I can't just let her die. Let's adopt the girl, Medea.
No.748433
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>>748421
We? As in you and who else?
>Hmmmm, its always the petite, quite ones with a childish demeanor who are the most troublesome.. are you one of those my dear.
>>748427
Oh you know you know, I'm a free spirit~
>>748429
Oh nothing bad my little toy robot, just to play music is all~
No.748434
>>748418
It gets you out of your shell! Louder now!
>>748421
>eeeee
Yes! But what are you doing out here?
>>748423
>pedal lands on her nose
>turns back into ink
Oh Dante
No.748435
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>>748430
>equal grin
Jackpot.
>>748434
>
Yeah, Ammy?
Is this the part where I say something cheesy and you boop me in the nose?
Say... this moment gives me a special feeling?
No.748436
>>748433
Ah.
>Finishes his drink
>Crunches one of the ice cubes in his teeth.
Lots of those around lately.
What brings you to the hall of doom?
No.748437
>>748418
Oh?
>>748435
>sage nod
Jackpot.
>Tactical Compassion Avoidance Style: Looking Away Edition
No.748438
>>748429
You bet they do.
Wasn't easy to integrate into society but I found a way...found a way here.
>>748426
...that looks important.
>>748430
Fool? Maybe.
Insane? Probably.
But I don't care, I'll protect the weak no matter the cost. Even a single life matters.
No.748439
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>>748429
It's unstable, yeah. But not a huge threat.
>>748434
Shell? Bah. I don't have a shell, I have armor!
...That was a joke, so you know.
No.748440
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>>748437
It wasn't a big thing. I was fighting Jet Stingray out at sea and I guess they were playing some volleyball with a blonde girl and one with... blue outside and pink inside hair.
No.748441
>>748435
Kyaa!
>strugglan
No, it's the part where I do this!
>Ammy ink clone pops up behind partyman
>GERMAN
>SUPLEX
I've been practicing that one!
>>748439
>fwomp.mp3
Well I'm sure you thought it was funny...?
>thumbs up
No.748442
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>>748422
Is it bad? People don't like rats.
>>748430
So you are Saber?
>>748433
We is us.
>>748434
She helped us. But we ran away and forgot to thank her.
No.748443
>>748437
Hah, whassamatter?
>>748441
Wh-
>WHAMMU
Hah!
>impaled on Rebellion again
CRAAAAAWLING IIIIIN MY SKIIIIN-pffft... Not in a million years!
No.748444
>>748438
You sure? Cause that would be awkward
No.748445
>>748432
>muffled discussion in the background
>it's telepathy but don't question it
>"I'll do as you wish. Bring her home and I will form a contract between her and us."
No.748446
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>>748433
...If you say so.
>>748438
I'm glad to hear that. Fitting in can be a hard thing to accomplish.
>>748439
So it doesn't jeopardize the fabric of the universe? I suppose my father was mistaken.
No.748447
>>748436
Sometimes I need a little time away from the World; time to relax, time to think~
>Grabs an ice cube, runs it over her lips, then eats it.
And yourself?
>>748442
Does us ever wear pants? Or maybe us lost them?
>I wonder..
>Materializes a glass of red wine.. but is it red wine, or is it blood?
>>748446
You don't trust me Clank? Little ole me?
No.748448
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>748443
>Dante no!
>you've opened the floodgate!
No.748449
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>>748445
I'll see you soon, dear.
>>748442
Jack. As it turns out, I can take you.
Would you like Caster and I to take care of you?
No.748450
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>>748438
>hmmmm
>HMMMMMM
An admirable claim, if you can actually back it up.
Not unlike my idiot brother's.
>>748440
Apparently that one is a demon as well, although you would hardly know from her behavior...
>scowl
It's of no consequence. You were went here to study?
>probably not listening the first time
>>748442
>face meet palm
Half-demon.
>>748443
You could always display your affection somewhere not in my line of sight.
Though I guess I can't be unhappy at the pedestal you've raised yourself to with your choice.
>I'll Destroy Anyone Who Breaks My Baby Brother's Heart
No.748451
>>748442
Well people don't like them but you've still got to dispose of them more...cleanly.
>>748444
I'm preeeeeeetty sure that's important.
>>748446
People here are just as strange as I am...or at least more accepting of the strange.
>>748450
Just how can I prove it to you?
No.748452
>>748442
>hmm
Do you want to say thank you yourself?
>mirror spinning out front
>eyean Soma
Ah, but maybe you have better places to be!
>>748443
Eh-
>>748448
>ears fold down
Oh...
No.748453
>>748441
>frown
Way to kill my self esteem.
>>748446
Maybe used en masse. One person going through won't damage the fabric of reality.
>>748450
Really? Huh.
Studying the effects of time travel. Apparently Signas wants me here so when Ultimate 4 rolls around I'll already be around to sign up.
No.748454
>>748447
Not entirely, no.
>>748451
At least you have somewhere where you'll be accepted.
>>748453
En masse?
>thinkgen 'bout clocks
That would explain why time travel can only work on a universal scale for up to six minutes.
No.748455
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>>748448
Neat!
>>748450
You could stand to loosen up a little, eh?
>yanks Rebellion out
Pedestal huh?
>>748452
You got me good, Ammy. Just wait, I'll getcha back!
>cheesegrin
No.748456
>>748447
Not comfortable.
>kicks her legs around
>>748449
We don't want to die, really.
>small body
>guarded heart
But we don't want this again.
>>748450
Half-demon... So like a superhero?
>>748451
Oh... This is not okay then. Maybe bugs?
>>748452
We want to see her but...
>looks at Soma
Can you say thank you for us first?
No.748457
>>748447
>Watching her run the ice on her lips
It's in a secluded spot close to the equator advantageous for orbital insertion.
Plus they don't ask questions when I move military hardware on-world.
>Pouring himself another drink
Also cute girls roll through from time to time and that keeps things interesting.
No.748458
>>748451
>yes, goyim
>submit yourself to your demon overlords
Show me that you can elicit true change; that by the end of a week, the world won't be in the same place as the one you left it.
>>748453
Yes, that relevancy thing I've heard so much about.
>nodding
You might just be luck, given your comrade's inclusion in that party game
>>748455
She's a goddess, Dante. I shouldn't have to do basic math for you.
>
I'm loose.
>relaxes shoulders .002 centimeters
>>748456
What in Sparda's name is a superhero.
No.748459
>>748456
"This"? You mean, abandoned?
Never.
>hand out
My house is in the city this place is just outside of. It's a long walk but a short flight.
>!
Have you ever flown before?
No.748460
>>748456
I agree, they are not comfortable at all. Well well, I don't believe I've given you my name.
>Smiles and extends her hand
I'm Kurumi, what a lovely pleasure it is to meet you~
>>748457
Cute girls are usually always trouble around here Char. Haven't you noticed?
No.748461
>>748454
>I FINALLY FOUND WHAT I WAS LOOOOOOKING FOR
>A PLACE WHERE I CAN BE WITHOUT A CAAAAAUSE
Exactly.
Somewhere is better than nowhere...even if it's here.
>>748456
Depends on the bug.
Maybe mosquitoes...those things are pests.
>>748458
Changing the world in a week?
You must be out of your mind. No single person can change the world in such a small amount of time.
It's a gradual change...and change that may not last forever.
No.748462
>>748453
Sorry!
>>748455
You! It's barely even fair for me, you know. You always have some new trick up your sleeve!
>counter grin
>>748456
>vigorous nodding
>ears flopping back and forth
Absolutely! And just let me know if you want to see her, eh?
>mirror shining
Just call me Granny!
No.748463
>>748460
Hey, I did say it keeps things interesting didn't I?
>Grin
No.748464
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>>748458
No, I'm loose.
>
>Danteeee
Oh yeah, she is huh. Kinda forgot, haha. Ain't like it's that important right? What matters is how fun it is to pal around!
>>748462
You haven't even seen half the stuff I got in that box.
>!!
Oh man I gotta show you this one later, it's awesome!
No.748465
>>748458
You look like a hero. Are you a hero?
>>748459
Springheeled Jack showed us once. But not without flappers.
>>748460
>entirely unfamiliar with the concept of handshakes
>holds out the wrong hand
We are Jack. Pleasure.
>>748461
Mosquitoes... We will use mosquitoes now. Bite. Slap.
>>748462
Granny. We have had a lot of mothers, but no grandmothers.
No.748466
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>>748454
You got the concept down pat. The more you send back, the more strain you put.
>>748458
Party game... X?
>You know Capcom likes to pretend we don't exist.
Gkkt...
>>748462
Just bad news left and right, huh.
No.748467
>>748463
There's a fine line between interesting and other more serious matters Char.
>Pours herself another glass
>>748465
>She is rather cute in her oblivious nature.
So many knives Jack, are you a chef of sorts?
No.748468
>>748465
You're a little too big to turn into a bat and carry, so I'll do this instead.
>wingers go
No.748469
>>748461
Then what right do you have to call yourself a defender of the weak if there's no guarantee they are better off after you're through with them!
It's just like humans to think so low, at least you know your own limits.
>>748464
You mean you weren't even thinking about it at all?
I'm worried for your future, you know.
>>748465
>christ
I don't have to answer that.
>translation: I don't know
>>748466
Don't fret, I hear good things about DLC.
No.748470
>>748461
I've been attempting to stay off the radar, myself. I tend to attract a lot of attention when I'm in public.
>>748466
I would hope my understanding is clear. There was a time when I was expected to keep the flow of time stable throughout the universe.
No.748471
>>748464
>eeeeeeeeeeeee
What is it, you jerk! You know you can't just leave me hanging like that!
>tail swishan in agitation
I'll just have to make a new brush technique!
>>748465
That's ok, I can be your first!
And I have-
>counting on fingers
>and then tails
I think only two granddaughters but that's probably not true.
>>748466
I think I know why the goopy men don't like me...
>droop wolf
No.748472
>>748465
>It's...a start.
Good, good. So how've you been doing?
>>748469
Because I can at least try to guarantee they are. I've saved at least hundreds of helpless children from living on the streets and being turned into something like me.
Even if I can't guarantee their safety after I'm done, I'd like to know that at least I did something instead of stand around!
>>748470
I don't go out in public like this myself...at least no dressed like this.
No.748473
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>>748454
>My bad, totally skipped this
Oh c'mon, we all deserve second chances~ You're not still upset about this whole cat thing are you?
No.748474
>>748469
I think about other stuff! Like how nice it'd be to have a strawberry milkshake to go with this pizza.
But nah, Ammy's just Ammy to me: a damn cool lady to party with. Maaaaybe more.
>>748471
Gyahaha, you're that impatient, huh?
>kicks the box open
>pillar of flame shoots into the skies and spells out "Hey I Just Met You, And This Is Crazy, But Damn You're Hot"
>cheesegrin levels: maximum
No.748475
>>748467
Oh? Serious matters like...?
No.748476
>>748469
Perpetuating such a damnable business concept, jeez... you got my contact number in case you wanna hunt down those copies or whatever. I should go turn in these results to X.
>>748470
Well, you got it down pat then.
>>748471
>shakes his head
Sorry to disappoint.
>bwip
No.748477
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>>748472
>head shake
Ridiculous.
>>748474
It's none of my business, but I can only hope you're thinking about the next generation.
>ZANDATSU
>did he just cut a milkshake into existence
Don't say I never do anything for you.
>>748476
I think it's awfully demoni-
>oh
Hm.
No.748478
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>>748474
>!!
Ack! I take it back, I'm not ready yet!
>oooooo
Hot, eh?
>heat levels: sub-nuclear
I might just melt!
>>748476
><:3c
No.748479
>>748472
I assume you use some kind of disguising technology.
>>748473
It's all good.
...Maybe just a little.
>>748476
You could say it was only a matter of time.
>initiate robolaugh
...Oh, he left before I finished the joke. What a shame.
No.748480
File: 1456470770413.gif (803.01 KB, 500x281, 500:281, tumblr_nsj38peNwK1s0wq2ro1….gif)
>>748475
Oh? Well I wouldn't know anything about that.
>And she smiles a little too happily at that
No.748481
>>748477
>
You're the best, bro.
So what's all that about gramps?
>>748478
>tfw half demon
>basking in dat heat
Yeah Ammy, light my fire! Hah. You're a real special gal.
No.748482
>>748477
>shrug
Like I said, it might be but I don't care.
>>748479
A holodisguise along with a suit.
It works decently enough.
People don't give me odd looks at least.
No.748483
>>748479
Oh but it was like years ago~
>No it wasn't, it was like 3 months ago
No.748484
No.748485
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>>748481
>TCH
He says he wants to try an experiment involving a Hell in the Creation of his own devising.
Think of it, Dante. We could live like the kings we were supposed to be.
>>748482
Then you would stop me if I were to kill an innocent?
>...
I can't find an innocent in here.
No.748486
>>748481
Jeez! Do you always have to sound so cheesy?
>blushan
>heat levels tipping NUCLEAR
>the walls are bubbling
Ooops!
No.748487
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>>748485
That sounds like a lotta hassle. Besides I've already been to his Creation, remember when I was a hardass like you and chased through that giant portal?
Yeah... it wasn't as much fun.
>>748486
Absolutely. If I don't then I don't get free pizza!
>only just now beginning to sweat
Now this is a sauna I can enjoy.
No.748488
>>748482
Sometimes blending in is all you need to do.
>>748483
It may have been a long time ago, but that doesn't excuse what happened.
No.748489
File: 1456471525324.jpg (240.55 KB, 900x988, 225:247, okami_amaterasu_by_elrukuu.jpg)
>>748487
>melty doge
You are just impossible.
>inks up a sauna kiln
No.748490
>>748480
Hm.
>Staring at his drink, kinda lost as to what they were talking about
Well if you decide to be trouble let me know.
It was nice seeing you again, Kurumi.
>He finishes his drink and wanders upstairs.
No.748491
File: 1456471540800.png (354.91 KB, 269x750, 269:750, RAIDEN DELIVERS I ain't ty….png)
>>748485
Hypothetically, I would.
Or at least die trying.
>>748488
Exactly.
I try not to wear it too often so people can actually get used to the fact that I...look like this.
No.748492
File: 1456471622554.jpg (88.48 KB, 850x732, 425:366, sample-a4a33822532be5d4a88….jpg)
>>748487
You mean the one time you took anything seriously?
...It might be good for Nero if he does it, I guess.
>>748491
>eyebrow raised
I have no way of proving that.
But I can admire a discipline that honorable.
No.748493
>>748490
Hmmm, what a lightweight~
>>748488
I could always erase that part of your memory~
>Devilish smile
I'm kidding, until another day Clank.
>Twirls and fades into the shadows
No.748494
>>748489
And don't you love impossible?
>wink
Ahhhh...
>>748492
Serious just isn't in the cards for me, Verg.
Nero, huh. Maybe. He and his girlfriend don't really like us too much anyways.
No.748495
>>748491
It's not that difficult to get used to. Then again, I'm mechanical as well.
>>748493
>SCARED
Goodbye....
>jetpack mode is go
>flies away at the speed of NOPE
No.748496
File: 1456471923891.jpg (110.58 KB, 378x750, 63:125, Ara ara you're interested ….jpg)
>>748494
I'll never tell.
>relaxin into crazyman
No.748497
>>748494
It's about time he got his act together, is what you meant to say.
>hand on his belt
I'll be in touch.
>supah hot sword skeelz
>zips out
No.748498
File: 1456472113418.jpg (177.01 KB, 1000x707, 1000:707, Raiden-MGR-Portrait-by-tat….jpg)
>>748492
It might seem foolish to protect a man who could die tomorrow, but I'm worried about today when it comes to them.
>>748495
Others here seem to shrug it off or are more curious than anything else.
Feels refreshing.
No.748499
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>>748496
>
So whaddya think of Bayo? Betcha we can throw a real grand slam with some of that crazy witchy magic and all the stuff we got.
>>748497
One of these days I gotta teach him how to chill.
And then Hell will freeze over. Pfft!
No.748500
>>748499
Bayonetta?
Well...she...
>must not say something mean
Has nice glasses?
No.748501
>>748500
I dig her new haircut.
>el shruggo
I still prefer kimonos to bodysuits.
>grin
No.748502
>>748501
>Kanno_Smacks_Trumpeter.gif
>only with godmirror
Charmer!
You really think she'll be fun? If even the great party god Dante thinks so, then I have to try and match it!
No.748503
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>>748502
D'oh!
>rubbing his head
Great party god, eh? Now that's a title I can get behind!
Adding Bayo might exclude the kiddies, she's pretty wild in the other way.
Oh well, don't wanna get in a scrape with angry parents!
No.748504
>>748503
I can be wild! It'll be fun!
>[awoo's externally]
Angry parents, like when you pretended to be the teacher of that yoga class at the YMCA?
No.748505
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>>748504
I even played Call On Me and "YMCA"! Nobody can take a joke anymore, what's all this "hurt feelings" and "triggered" nonsense?
No.748506
>>748505
You have to respect people's rights to be who they are, Dante!
I don't need anymore bullies down here, you know
No.748507
>>748506
But if I don't bully'em then their skin'll get paper thin and they'll run away to their own little jellyfish planet!
Then nobody'll be around to party!
No.748508
>>748507
Then we'll bump the music at their planet and make them wiggle around!
Now c'mon, let's go find that witch and get this party started!
No.748509
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>>748508
But fiiiirst-
>stroke the ears
No.748511
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>>748510
They'r eso warm and enviting, I had to!
No.748513
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No.748514
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The ears... they always go after the ears...
>massaging her own ears
Why... I don't understand.
No.748515
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>>748514
Because they're soft and inviting.
>stiiiill here
No.748516
>>748515
Explain further.
>she looks happy
No.748517
>>748516
>cheesegrin activated
Y'see, when a mommy and a daddy love each other very much, ears get stroked.
>om
Nah. But they're soft and sensitive, and the best part is it flusters the hell outta you guys.
S'cute.
No.748518
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>>748517
>this one's worse than achilles
You do it for the purpose of agitating us. That sounds dangerous.
No.748519
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>>748518
Yeah? Danger's fun.
Life without it's like a rose with no thorns: it's pretty to look at but you know something's missing and it'll bug you to the last.
No.748520
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>>748519
>ears flicking
And the void is filled with... ears.
No.748521
>>748520
Soft, fluffy and warm. Like a strawberry sundae. Except warm. So it's even better.
No.748522
>>748521
>she who is blessed with the fluffy ears will never understand her own power
>feeling her own ears again
>sighs
I fear I'll never truly understand this.
No.748523
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>>748522
So try just accepting it instead, you sound like the kinda girl who tries to work everything out in her head.
Thinking too much must be a pain in the ass, life's too short to be spent fretting, yeah?
Should try partying once in a while!
No.748524
>When suddenly!!
>Pops her head around the corner
G-greetings.
No.748525
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>>748523
I'll tell you what I told him. I don't think I'm much suited for the partying lifestyle.
>>748524
>?
More ears.
No.748526
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>>748524
Does this count as soliciting a minor?
>>748525
>grin
Nobody's "suited" for anything. Nobody belongs anywhere, and we're all gonna die someday.
That's what makes parties so great. You can just cut loose. No restraint! I can hear how tightly wound up you are.
Little R&R'll do you good, pretty kitty.
>!
Oh, but my wolf's still prettier. Can't go having the sun get all jealous, yeah?
No.748527
>>748525
>Ears flicker under her hood
>Awooo?
>Sniff sniff
>Canine senses activated: A.. a cat.
>Urge to chase: 30%
I beg your pardon?
>>748526
A minor? No good sir, I must assure you I am no minor.
No.748528
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>>748526
Your wolf? The sun?
>takes a closer look
Ah, I understand now. You... have definitely done well for yourself.
>>748527
There seem to be no end to these fluffy ears.
No.748529
>>748527
You one of those "thousand year eggs" I hear about?
>>748528
And the coils just get tighter. Y'know springs break when they do that.
You don't wanna snap like a tightened piano wire, do ya?
No.748530
>we now bring you Achilles
>finally coming out of FAST
Gah-!
>almost tumbles over his own flaming skidmarks
>[panting]
No.748531
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>>748528
>Sigh
I must agree madam, they are a curse and an attraction to most everybody.
>Ears flatten under her hood
Although it seems luck has shined upon me, thus granted me a hood to hide such captivating characteristics.
>Curtseys
Greetings, my name is Red, it's a pleasure.
>>748529
I do not believe I quite follow what you speak of, please forgive me.
>Holding on to her hood
No.748532
No.748533
>>748530
Now there's someone who knows how to have a good time.
>>748531
Y'know, looks like a little girl, actually more of a geezer than I am?
Whaddo they call it now, pedobait?
I ain't fallin' for it!
No.748534
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>>748529
I've been able to live like this for this long, I don't think it could be that bad.
>>748530
In a hurry?
>the bell on the tail is still there
>>748531
Atalanta. I don't see any reason to hide them.
No.748535
>>748533
Good time?
>immediately excited
>Thetis didn't raise no slouch
Well I just flew in from-
>gasp
Somewhere, and boy are my legs tired. But gimme a second, I'll show ya how the Greeks do it!
>>748534
I was running all day! I think my feet actually hurt for once.
>inspecting the bottoms of his sandals
>jingle
>head shoots up
Come again?
No.748536
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>>748534
Hide them? I do not wish to hide them, the night happens to be very cold, and cold ears are very uncomfortable.
>>748533
P-pedobait?
>She's from a small village, no TV, literally isn't caught up with the times.
You will have to continue excusing me, for I am lost with this Pedobait term.
>Poor Red, she's too innocent.
>>748530
Goodness gracious, is.. is there trouble?
No.748537
>>748534
Suuuuit yourself.
>pizza go
Atlanta, huh. Neat name.
>>748535
Aren't you a real go-getter? Digging the armor. Mucho retro or something.
>nigga dat ain't no person
Oho? I guess I'd best start believing in ghost stories... I'm in one! For the, uh, fifth time.
>>748536
Killin' me here, Red.
No.748538
No.748539
>>748535
This one thinks I should be partying.
>points at Dante
What do you think?
>>748536
How soft of you. Is that not why we have fur on our ears?
>>748537
You know of it?
No.748540
>>748536
Troublears-?
>ahem
Goodness gracious, huh? What the heck's that mean?
>>748537
Oi, I didn't even get to do the guessing game!
>sniff sniff
>mildly lifted off his feet by the aroma
Πίτσα!
>>748539
I think it's what I've been saying all along!
C'mon sis, letting some strange dude tell you the same stuff your big bro has, what's with that?
>points to the tail
It's not like you're not already ready too!
No.748541
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>>748539
You got two countries with the same name. Buuuut, you're like Speedy Gonzalez over here, so I'm gonna go with "Greek ghost".
>>748540
Dingdingding! Pizza. Best thing on Earth.
Sis? I think I see the resemblance.
No.748542
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>>748537
I would never bestow such misfortune upon you, I swear it! Death is such a tragic and ugly thing.
>>748539
Very much so, but you still feel the change of the cold night as opposed to the warmth of the sun do you not madam?
>>748540
>Those ears pop up and turn every which way, trying to pick up noises like radars
I was asking if you are well, you came in like a comet.
No.748543
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>>748540
It pleases me to hear the sound of the bells when I want to, nothing more.
>buzzkill alert
>>748541
>nodnod
You're sharper than most, to have known that
>>748542
It hasn't bothered me since the days when I was first blessed by Artemis. You weren't born with them, were you?
No.748544
>>748541
You got that right on both accounts-wait you do!?
>zips over to catsis
>boing-oing-oing
It's the hair isn't it?
>>748542
>I wanna pet all the ears in the world
>
Eh?
That's what I was saying! Goodness gracious takes way too long to say, don't you get bored? You're torturing your tongue!
>>748543
But it's on your tail, you're gonna hear it all the time!
>lightbulb
Oi, is that a "you" way of saying you actually like stuff?
No.748545
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>>748542
Man you must come from Shelterville, Romania. But I'm not getting the "hot gypsy" vibe from you.
>>748543
Seen my unfair share of ghosts and goblins.
>I wonder how Arthur's doing
Ghosts that aren't stabbing me though, that's a first.
>>748544
Right again, Flash. Green hair.
No.748546
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>>748543
I must confess these.. or I should say this circumstance is fairly new to me. Furthermore I was not changed of my own free will, but rather against it.
>Sigh
>>748544
Bored? Bored of what? I am very not bored, or rather at least I don't believe I am.
>Looks around
>Ear-dar complete- no trouble
>Flattens her ears
>>748545
Where is this Sheltervile Romania? Would it be of interest for me to visit?
>;)
No.748547
>>748544
>...
>...
>...
It's nice, yes.
>>748545
I haven't got any reason to shoot you, and I'd rather not have one.
>no flatcat you can't say that it sounds like a threat
>>748546
What exactly were you changed by?
>suspicious gaze
No.748548
>>748545
And our cool style, eh?
>Style
Nice coat. Doesn't look very aerodynamic, but it's probably good keeping crumbs on.
>>748546
'Cause you talk too slow! And with big words! Gah!
>but that's not how ears work
>watching the reverse-ears
>>748547
>scoots closer on his butt
You like bells, don't you sis.
>whacks the tail-bell
No.748549
>>748546
That's adorable, you really are more clueless than Alfalfa.
>>748547
>grin
It's no biggie. Check it.
>
>Dante no get Rebellion out of your chest
Totally fine.
>>748548
>Trickster Dash
>riiiight next to Ach
Flips for days, Speedy.
No.748550
>>748547
>Still frightened by the talk of it
I-I rather not speak of such tales madam, forgive me.
>>748548
I do not rush through, I see no point in it. It is just how I have been raised- to say everything that needs to be said clearly as to not give off the feeling of an ulterior motive.
>Adjusts her hood
>>748549
Are you comparing me to the straw a horse and other barn animals feed upon? That isn't very nice.
>Hmph
No.748551
>>748549
>!
Somebody oughtta put a bell on you.
>look down, Uncka D
>coat covered in bells
>>748550
>hands to his head
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah! You're makin' me crazy here! Next you're gonna talk about tea or something!
No.748552
>>748548
>tingle
I'm not a domesticated animal.
>>748549
>wat
>wat
How?
>>748550
Then I won't press the matter. Private things like that shouldn't be forced into the open.
No.748553
>>748550
>yanking a sword out of his chest
You need some cultural enrichment. Like, a school.
Seriously who lets kids like you be this clueless?
>>748551
Yeah? I prefer whistles.
>there's a whistle in Ach's mouth
>>748552
I'm a son of Sparda. Prolly don't mean much to you, does it?
No.748554
>>748552
>it's too late, flatcat
>he's already engrossed in the bell
>whackwhackwhackwhackwhack
>>748553
>tweeeeet
Not with the luck you're having you don't!
No.748555
>>748551
I don't know anything about tea.
>>748552
Thank you for your kindness. Am I wrong to assume you were always as you are now?
>>748553
>and her eyes turn a bright green
>It's that delightful smell again, that oh so captivating smell..
I am not clueless, I was just brought up differently. I would appreciate you not speaking of me or my upbringing as if you know me, it's very impolite.
>Sniff sniff
>Unknown to her, her tail is slightly wagging underneath her long hood
No.748556
>>748553
I don't know what a Sparda is.
>>748554
Hey! It's not a toy!
>>748555
I was abandoned at birth, and taken in by Artemis.
No.748557
File: 1456484880326.jpg (179.05 KB, 495x700, 99:140, 02ecffe91fdd1816f39b362005….jpg)
>>748554
Luck? I make my own luck!
>>748555
Here we call that "being clueless." 'Cause you don't got a clue how things seem to work or get any sort of reference.
Don't get mad just 'cause I'm right on the money, kid. Just get better. You really should consider school. Or the internet.
>Uncle Dante in the house
>>748556
S'what I said.
Guy's a demon. Not the bad kind, pretty alright guy.
Well. Was. Dead now. Just my brother and me now.
No.748558
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>>748555
Huh?
>>748556
>and there he sat
>for the rest of the night
No.748559
File: 1456485221265.jpg (162.76 KB, 782x1021, 782:1021, daily_sketch__06___little_….jpg)
>>748556
Artemis? I know not of any Artemis. As for myself, I cannot return back to my village, but I've been taken in as well by someone. She has been very kind to me.
>>748557
I've been focusing my energy on how to become a better hunter. Perhaps one may be able to call it a school, for my master is a fine teacher. Although, I've heard of this Internet, but have never visited. Where can I find Internet?
>>748558
Yes, yes I see you're very enthralled by the bells of madam Atalanta to keep attentive to what I am speaking about.
>Urge to smack bells herself: 45%
No.748560
>>748557
A son of a demon. I can only imagine what kind of powers you have.
>>748558
>and so she stayed
>entertaining her idiot
>>748559
Goddess of the hunt. It's good to find someone so generous. You're lucky.
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>>748559
Hoo boy... gotta take it from the top, huh. Wowzers.
Aight Red, we'll take baby steps.
>>748560
Maybe you'll get to see. Showing's a lot more fun than telling.
No.748562
>>748560
Is that so? How adventurous a life you must lead. I am learning such abilities myself, although I wouldn't necessarily say my condition is one of luck.
>>748561
Please I would be forever in your debt. Teach me how the World works, I always have spare time to learn of new things.
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No.748564
>>748562
First we gotta work on your grammar. You talk like my dad. Who's dead. And ancient.
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>>748564
I don't believe that to ever change, such a virtue has been imprinted in me. I am so very sorry to hear of your father, may he rest in peace.
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>>748565
Everyone with an accent says that. First bit of advice: people change.
No.748567
>>748566
Yes, yes they do I know that first ha..
>Her ears prop up and she turns her head towards the outside
Pardon as I was saying, I know that first hand.
>Curtsey
I will search for you, as I am very curious of Internet. Now, if you will excuse me, I am being summoned.
>Leaps onto the window seal, and her hood falls over revealing her big ears
>Leaps off