No.748568
>What a horrible night to have a curse
No.748569
Sharked out of the last credits I had... next time I see that Achilles I'm going to wipe him out.
No.748570
>barrel rolls inside
>webm completely related
No.748571
File: 1456506317474.png (71.94 KB, 263x200, 263:200, 4531373 _a4785ddd2c26d40a1….png)
No.748572
>>748571
>Snake was right...boxes are better.
>They don't roll.
...sorry you had to see that...
No.748573
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No.748574
File: 1456506681043.jpg (101.32 KB, 900x678, 150:113, raiden_from_metal_gear_ris….jpg)
>>748573
You got a name there...?
>Might be a mute...
>I'll have reconsider how I talk to him.
No.748575
>>748574
>Speak up, knucklehead!
Ghh.
>I think this kid's soft in the head. He's Link and I'm Ezlo. What the heck're you?
No.748576
>>748575
I'm Jack, a cyborg.
Though I don't think you're gonna know what that means.
No.748577
File: 1456507233215.png (425.43 KB, 828x841, 828:841, minish_cap____link__s_phob….png)
>>748576
>Cyboy? You some kinda queer?
>Ezlo pls
No.748578
>>748577
...no but I get that reaction a lot.
It means made of metal.
No.748580
File: 1456507540747.png (781.41 KB, 1024x1042, 512:521, Link_Artwork_5_(The_Minish….png)
>>748578
>Like a Darknut.
>>748579
>Aw dangit boy it's the stalker!
Guh?
>Leg it!
No.748581
>>748579
Sheik.
>>748580
I have no idea what that means but sure.
No.748583
File: 1456507934393.jpg (47.91 KB, 525x957, 175:319, 63518f7614463b328033d11607….jpg)
>>748580
...I am not a stalker, Picori.
>>748581
Raiden. How have you been?
No.748584
>>748581
>Now you know how I feel!
>>748583
>Cram it! Come on, whippersnapper, you gotta beat feet!
???
>Run ya numbskull!
>Link status: not going
>What's the holdup boy, you know the weirdo?
No.748585
File: 1456508144137.png (499.93 KB, 1150x801, 1150:801, I-I don't know what to say.png)
>>748583
I'm fine, thanks for asking.
It's always nice seeing you around here.
>>748584
>Wait...that must be the guy she's looking for!
>...lucky devil.
Well looks like we have a failure to communicate...talking hat.
No.748586
File: 1456508150367.jpg (312.58 KB, 692x769, 692:769, bcc8e11263e717fd06370d3f58….jpg)
>suddenly, a shout from the bathroom
OH GOD FUCKING DAMMIT, AGAIN?!
>bursts out
>[aggressive barking]
No.748587
>>748586
Hey Lancer I was just--
Oh my goodness!
No.748589
File: 1456508427874.jpg (191.03 KB, 700x949, 700:949, 63b0976d44fa4adc6bf2c8d378….jpg)
>>748587
Ah fuck.
>>748588
Oh shit, they got you too, dogbreath?
No.748590
>>748589
Rrrrff.
>I
>Hate
>Runes
No.748591
>>748589
You know I never got people who say we look alike but...
>places her mask on his(?) face
Huh. Nice taste in outfit, though.
No.748592
File: 1456508632745.jpg (190.62 KB, 850x845, 170:169, eat your heart out, little….jpg)
>>748590
I guess this is what happens when I piss off the fae again.
>petpet
There there. You know the drill. We suffer for a bit and everything's a okay.
>>748591
Woman I will kick your ass. I don't even like this outfit my suit just changes automatically.
No.748593
>>748585
>I'll say! My walking talking-well more babbling than talking but you get the idea-pair of legs ain't moving!
Hyuh.
>You know I never understand a lick of what you say, boy.
No.748594
File: 1456508702908.png (393.78 KB, 962x994, 481:497, tumblr_nu0sdtUqlC1qgmdj9o1….png)
>>748584
In a way. Hello, Link.
>or is it Young Link
>>748585
...
>pulls her mask up to hide a smile
Very kind of you to say. The boy is Link. Or...a Link, I suppose.
No.748596
>>748592
I think it looks good on you.
No.748597
File: 1456508838715.jpg (129.87 KB, 850x638, 425:319, sample-232ad7ff5fa38e50f2f….jpg)
>>748595
Look, at least you got your own junk on ya. Hell I'm sure Bazett don't mind, either.
>>748596
>[screams internally]
>[dropkicks externally]
>except lolilancer weighs nothing so nothing really happens
No.748598
>>748593
Does he...ever talk?
>>748594
I have a way with words, what can I say?
...and there's more than one of him?
Jeez.
No.748599
File: 1456508933179.png (838.71 KB, 1168x733, 1168:733, This just might be the laz….png)
>>748597
>falls over anyway
>to make him feel better
...that was adorable.
No.748600
>>748594
>Song of Time.exe
>Biggu Rinku go
Eh?
>>748598
>[Hylian speak goes here]
>Ezlo still on his head when big
>Not like anyone'd get it but another knife ear.
No.748601
>>748597
>satisfied Proto Doge noises
No.748602
File: 1456509064152.jpg (104.25 KB, 850x582, 425:291, sample-ccfd469069d2d70002e….jpg)
>>748599
This is awful. Everything is terrible.
>lolitears
AH FUCKING-
>>748601
At least you didn't get the short straw. I gotta go through puppy mode after this too.
No.748604
>>748602
Don't start crying, come on don't do that!
>Even when when crying, it's adorable.
No.748605
>>748602
>MuttleySnicker.mpeg
>trots off to go curl up and sleep dogemode off
No.748606
>>748603
Oh crapbaskets. Alright now let's not panic too hard here. I know it looks bad.
>>748604
I'm not crying, fuck off!
>totally is crying
>haha little girl tears
>>748605
Who you laughing at, punk?
No.748607
>>748600
...
Right, so looks like I'm stuck talking to you then.
Unless...Kevin do we have uhhh...whatever language that was in our databanks?
>"Can't say we do, Raiden. I've never heard it before."
Alright just thought I'd ask. Raiden out.
No.748608
>>748606
Maestro, is it really you?
No.748609
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>>748606
>tries to pat his back
>misses
>Oh no...he's too short for me to do that.
>pats his head instead
It'll be okay, Lancer.
No more tears.
No.748610
File: 1456509519682.png (632.87 KB, 1231x1000, 1231:1000, 7bbc84dca00dc93049f6cc5207….png)
>>748598
That you do.
...it is complicated to explain. Different times and different worlds. The Link I know is a wee bit taller-
>>748600
>well there's the egg on my face
>wise you are not today, Zelda
Ah. You are my Link, then. Hello...!
No.748611
>watching King of the Hill
>eating the TV Guide
Heh. I tell ya hwhat
No.748612
>>748607
>
>Sounds like it. Raiden's a pretty cool name for a hunk'a'junk.
>>748610
>haha Zelder's Hylian
>poor Raiden still can't understand him
>hatgramps neither
Sorry about the confusion. Ezlo wasn't too much of a jerk, was he?
No.748613
>>748608
Yeah. Yeah it is. Don't ask too many questions.
>>748609
This happens every time I mess with runes and fuck up. I'm beginning to think Teach struck a deal with the fae or something.
No.748614
>>748610
I was being sarcastic, but if you really think so...
>It is him...
>Raiden!
Dok?!
>Is everything okay?
What do you mean?
>Your heart skipped a beat there.
Maybe your scanners are off today, Dok.
>Perhaps you're right. I'll go check it out!
>[Germanic snickering]
Real funny.
Aaaanyway, looks like that is your hero then.
>>748612
I go by that or Jack.
It means lightning...
>>748611
King of the Hill is on?
No.748615
>>748613
I'm sorry to hear that, but I mean...I'm not gonna lie this is kinda funny.
No.748617
>>748613
O-oh, I am sorry! Please do not be mad at me!
No.748618
>>748615
Oh yeah I bet it's absolutely hilarious when the big cool guy ends up as the total opposite.
>you better believe he's sulking
>>748617
'snot your fault...
>was researching ways to make contactless energy transfer more efficient
>but she'll never know
No.748619
>>748618
What?
I never implied that. You're not a guy or big
>UUUU
but you're still pretty cool to me.
No.748621
>>748618
Will you be alright?
No.748622
>>748620
You're a nerd!
>>748616
Is it a Peggy episode?
If it's a Peggy episode, I'm turning that TV off.
No.748623
>>748619
Don't lie to me, turning to a tiny girl ain't-
>pop
Ok, now we're getting somewhere.
>>748621
Feeling better by the second. Not much longer 'til I'm back in good old me.
No.748624
>>748623
Quit being such a baby about it, I'm just trying to make you feel better.
No.748625
>>748623
I did not know you could become small.
No.748626
>>748622
It's a Hank and Dale episode. The best kind of episode
No.748627
>>748624
Ah sorry, sorry. Going through this is always such a fucking pain. Can't help but get annoyed every time.
>>748625
It's not something I ever do often, or at all, so don't get used to it, Tiny.
>tfw shorter than mini
No.748628
>>748627
It is alright. I am used to being the small one.
No.748629
>>748627
Looks like it, but there's no need to be that mad about it.
No.748630
File: 1456511833168.jpg (1000.31 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, raiden__metal_gear_rising_….jpg)
>>748626
Alright that's something I can live with.
No.748631
>>748628
Yeah? And now?
>>748629
It's hurtful to a man's pride, Kitten. Can't be a proud warrior without pride.
No.748632
File: 1456512062600.jpg (106.54 KB, 600x927, 200:309, 2104449-b112711_mattereate….jpg)
>>748630
It's really interesting watching a historical animation so close to its time period
No.748633
>>748631
You're looking at it wrong.
People won't suspect you to be a warrior looking like that, but that's an advantage not a disadvantage.
No.748634
>>748631
It is not very important.
No.748635
>>748632
Never watched it too much, personally.
Do catch it on TV sometimes but I don't go out of my way to watch it.
So I'm not an expert on it.
No.748636
>>748633
Maybe that's an alright way to go about it. I might just see if I can sleep this off, though.
>points at her
>points at the couch
>flashes a cute grin
>>748634
I wasn't expected people around me to be this sympathetic.
>too used to Tight Tits abuse
No.748637
File: 1456512477522.jpg (172.41 KB, 748x1067, 68:97, matter_eater_lad_by_stokes….jpg)
>>748635
It's pretty good. Crazy how mega primative it all is
No.748638
>>748636
While I'm open to the idea...the couch is really filthy.
But I'll go with it.
No.748639
File: 1456512551370.jpg (53.98 KB, 500x477, 500:477, 4ea8e297c597c1a3c6e99f476d….jpg)
>>748636
I only lash idiot pigs. You are not an idiot pig.
No.748640
>>748637
What do you mean by primitive?
Looks average enough to me.
No.748641
>>748636
>watch for the incoming flying toy truck, boy Lancer
No.748642
File: 1456512744694.jpg (250.91 KB, 434x600, 217:300, 91559897048edc4ae51b5d58c4….jpg)
>>748638
>
Perfect.
>turns around and leans back
I think I can nap like this.
>>748639
You make me proud, Tiny. You're definitely gonna do well for yourself once you've outgrown me.
>yaawns
Goodnight Tiny.
>time for a puppynap
>zzz
No.748643
>>748642
>This is normally the other way around but okay.
Night Lancer...
>falls asleep as well
No.748644
>>748640
Well, since you're a primative, that makes sense
No.748645
No.748646
File: 1456513124627.png (51.66 KB, 746x1072, 373:536, raiden___metal_gear_rising….png)
>>748644
...don't tell me you're from the future too.
No.748648
>>748647
But I can already tell you are.
Geez, lots of time travelers coming here recently.
No.748649
>>748648
It's fun to see old places that don't exist anymore when they existed
No.748650
File: 1456513949610.jpg (301.93 KB, 1280x1926, 640:963, raiden_metal_gear_rising_b….jpg)
>>748649
So when does this place stop existing?
No.748651
>>748650
>shrugs
Long before I got to Earth
No.748652
>>748651
This doesn't surprise me.
No.748654
File: 1456515082514.png (445.9 KB, 500x645, 100:129, tumblr_naxvk9Hdn21r00jweo1….png)
>>748652
>>748653
I like the quiet here. Legion HQ back home is always so noisy.
No.748655
>>748654
It's always quiet around this time...things don't start picking up until later.
No.748656
>>748655
Lunch lull. Makes sense
No.748657
>>748656
Yeah, people are either out to lunch or...other things like that. Maybe work...or a nap...or whatever.
No.748659
>>748658
Yep. I'm sure things'll pick up again...soonish.
Maybe.
No.748660
File: 1456516023676.jpg (172.41 KB, 748x1067, 68:97, matter_eater_lad_by_stokes….jpg)
>>748659
Only Pre-cogs would know
No.748661
>>748660
Shame we don't have any of them around here at the moment.
No.748662
>>748661
Eh. They're more annoying than you'd think
No.748663
>>748662
How bad can they be?
...
Actually don't answer that, I think I realized how bad they'd be.
No.748664
File: 1456519932493.jpg (179.05 KB, 495x700, 99:140, 02ecffe91fdd1816f39b362005….jpg)
There's a distinct lack of crazy going on. Someone should do something about that.
No.748665
>Predator log update
>after the events of yesterday and a trip to a 7-11
>I've decided to let my monitoring equipment keep tabs on everyone
>as for myself?
>I am resting in my camp
No.748666
>>748665
I wonder if he knows those potted plants need to be watered...
No.748667
>>748666
>nice trips
>get the feeling some body is watching me and my potted plants
>and most of them are fake potted plants
>long story short easier to maintenance and not make a huge mess
>.......trying not to be a pain for the maid
No.748668
>>748667
Oh wow that's convincing plastic. There's the egg on my face.
...Ah crap.
No.748669
>>748668
>you would not believe what I had to go through to get them
>hhmmm....a lot of sword people showed up last night
>and a sun dog......
>Samus is poor, Link and Zilda talked to Ja-....oh poor Jack
No.748670
>everything has gotten quite
>time to clean my gear
>sure was a lot of animal/human hybrids last night
>of course they show up AFTER Jack, the Storm Troopers and myself took care of the robots
>......at least I got two good trophies off of it
No.748671
>poking head out from the camp
>looks like I'm alone
>either that or everyone is invisible
>or out drinking coffee
>either way I have the place to myself
No.748674
>>748673
Oh, hello. How was your day today?
No.748675
File: 1456534708163.jpg (378.76 KB, 1369x1920, 1369:1920, 2170236-civilized_beasts_0….jpg)
>>748674
>uneventful
>recapped on what I missed
No.748676
>ripping a sproking sweet solo
No.748677
File: 1456535252825.jpg (640.95 KB, 1845x1920, 123:128, 4078697-predator-aliens-co….jpg)
>>748676
>this is a sporking sweet solo
No.748678
File: 1456536327423.png (445.9 KB, 500x645, 100:129, tumblr_naxvk9Hdn21r00jweo1….png)
>>748677
Did you just say sproking?
No.748679
File: 1456536382393.jpg (175.26 KB, 506x821, 506:821, 3933397-predator-invaders_….jpg)
>>748678
"Did you just say sproking?"
No.748680
>>748679
Yeah, but it's a common phrase when I'm from.
And you're a predator
No.748681
>>748680
>Yautja
>but yeah everyone calls me Predator and I roll with it
No.748682
File: 1456537130648.jpg (172.41 KB, 748x1067, 68:97, matter_eater_lad_by_stokes….jpg)
>>748681
In my time most of you guys can't live near a school and have to register with an on-net database
No.748683
>>748682
>what are they doing living near schools?
>just how many are banished to Earth?
No.748684
File: 1456537539756.jpg (106.54 KB, 600x927, 200:309, 2104449-b112711_mattereate….jpg)
>>748683
Well after the Xenomorph took over their homeworld.....all of them?
No.748685
>>748684
>figured
>....wait why didn't they blow up the planet?
No.748686
>>748685
Tequilla party the night before.
No.748687
File: 1456538184656.jpg (124.14 KB, 600x755, 120:151, 660916-predator_big_game_2.jpg)
>>748686
>.....you're making all this up as you go
No.748688
>>748687
And it took you this long to get it
No.748689
>>748687
The tequilla party thing yeah. But also your race changes man. They get all political and snizz. Really weakened the planetary infrastructure
No.748691
>>748690
Yautja
What would it take to make you hunt Sun Doge?
No.748692
>>748689
>sounds horrible and I hope I die on the hunt before I see it
>>748691
>absolutely not
>her family is strong, but I just don't find it sporting to hunt them
No.748693
>>748692
You are no fun
Tell Sun Doge I hate her
And Red guy I need his help
No.748694
>>748692
Couldn't tell ya if ya did or not
No.748695
>>748694
>tempting to wrist nuke myself now to keep me from seeing it
>>748693
>......suuuuuuuure
No.748697
>>748696
>it's not as much as you think, just bright and a big hole in the ground afterword
No.748698
Felicitations, malefactors I am endeavoring to misappropriate the formulary for the preparation of affordable comestibles.
Who will join me?
No.748699
>I'm returning back to my camp
>going to play 80s turns and sleep
No.748700
No.748701
File: 1456545798532.jpg (14.25 KB, 236x330, 118:165, 4bb8fb8b906d3ec9d02d6a1adb….jpg)
Huh, got pretty quiet here
No.748702
?
>Paper Mario begins to wonder where everyone might have gone.
No.748703
>>748702
Ohohohoho! and what do we have here?
No.748704
>>748703
>The Paper Plumber notices the tall, lanky man before him, and quickly greets him.
No.748705
>>748704
>Blink blink
Huh, how unexpected, but no matter, it is nice to see you, Plumber!
No.748706
>>748705
Had no idea that was the spoiler tag until I posted, thought it was Mr. Burns.
!
>Paper Mario jumps in suprise after seeing one of his past villains appear before him. Paper Mario gets into a battle pose, asking how Dimentio was still alive, and what he was going here.
No.748707
>>748706
>Waves a hand dismissively
First of all, I got better! Second of all, I am here not to fight or cause chaos, but to relax, I have changed!
No.748708
>>748707
>Paper Mario keeps his ground, unsure if this wasn't just a ploy to trick him into giving him one of the Hearts of Gold.
No.748709
File: 1456549219139.png (167.57 KB, 464x555, 464:555, Says here you are a little….png)
>>748708
Oh no no no, I'm through with that. I understand if you don't trust me though.
No.748710
Everything's flat and I still got depth perception. Crazy.
I love it! What the hell is going on?
No.748711
>>748709
>Mario steps off, keeping his cool. He was still a little sceptical, but was willing to forgive. Paper Mario says he is going keep keep an eye on him though, just in case.
No.748712
>>748710
Just a little reunion
>>748711
If you think it's right! By the by, Vivian says hello!
No.748713
>>748711
The plumber's flat now. Why is the plumber flat?
No.748714
File: 1456549868400.jpg (66.83 KB, 562x750, 281:375, 5c30854c5fd34beb8e905f4399….jpg)
>>748712
Reunions, huh. What a coinkidink, my brother came here for me once!
No.748715
>>748713
Maybe the bulletin board he kept above his bed crashed down on him, making him flat
No.748716
>>748712
>The Plumber asks Dimentio how he met Vivian.
>>748713
?
>Mario tilts his head, this person in armor looking at him like they knew him from somewhere. Mario asks if he was supposed to know who they were.
No.748717
>>748714
That so? Must be a week for reunions.
>>748716
Sadly I cannot remember the details, but... me and her got along, and I promised her that she would see you again.
No.748718
WHY IS NO ONE PAYING ATTENTION TO ME
Is it my stature? Or something else? What!?
>sniffs his tiny pits
Egad! My Right Guard has worn off!
No.748719
File: 1456550117146.png (475.65 KB, 500x1158, 250:579, 62d4f4df2e6111e14fd4161b25….png)
>>748717
Ignore him, it was quite literally yesterday.
No.748720
>>748715
That's... incredibly stupid and physically impossible.
>>748716
And an amnesiac to boot. Maybe that incredibly stupid event actually happened.
No.748721
File: 1456550274473.jpg (179.05 KB, 495x700, 99:140, 02ecffe91fdd1816f39b362005….jpg)
>>748717
Sweet, wonder who's next.
>>748719
Yesterday feels like forever ago.
No.748722
>>748717
>Paper Mario nods, wondering if he might see with Partners soon.
>>748718
>The Plumber looks down to the small creature, with a confused look.
>>748720
>Mario asks the person who they were, and how they might have known him.
No.748723
>>748719
So not too long ago then, how interesting.
>>748721
The possibilities are endless.
>>748722
Trust me, it's more likely then you think, besides, they'll be quite happy to see you once more!
No.748724
>>748722
>still throwing a tantrum
>walks by L'Mario Papier
>suddenly just a line
What's the salad is going on here!
No.748725
File: 1456550485034.jpg (176.1 KB, 1088x734, 544:367, metroid_concept_suit_by_le….jpg)
>>748722
I suppose getting hit too many times in that crossover tournament might've addled your memory.
My name is Samus. I'm a bounty hunter. That's all you really need to know.
No.748726
File: 1456550562834.jpg (245.76 KB, 520x804, 130:201, 8b75ee8b58d3adc7bb400b4b1a….jpg)
>>748721
Tomorrow comes today.
You haven't given my proposition any more thought, have you.
>>748723
I will not be patronized by some clown.
No.748727
>>748726
About what?
>Dante pls
No.748728
>>748723
>Mario wonders if they would be able to help him get to the Heart of Gold said to be hidden here.
>>748724
>Paper Mario explains that he is made of paper, therefore he is flat as a board, except even flatter then that.
>>748725
>The Plumber nods, and says he is Paper Mario, hero of the Mushroom Kingdom.
No.748729
>>748726
Court Jester!
>>748728
Well, I must be off, I owe miss Rosalina a chess game!
>Bwip
No.748731
>>748728
A completely ridiculous backstory? And an uncommon skill to boot?
Interesting
>rubbing his hands together
All I need do now is sway this stooge to my side; once that is complete I will be able to use his awesome abilities of being really thin to my own gain! AND THEN I WILL RULE THE WORLD! HYAHAHAHAHA!
>cough cough
I mean, er, greetings!
No.748732
File: 1456550841460.jpg (429.75 KB, 1280x1621, 1280:1621, tumblr_nyyvn5up8T1qjtwf4o1….jpg)
>>748728
Paper... so you're an entirely separate entity. Multiple plumbers, huh.
Whatever. Just a case of mistaken identity.
No.748733
File: 1456550869616.jpg (109.17 KB, 850x607, 850:607, sample-9c61542e773e9f75099….jpg)
>>748727
>blink
>summoned swords: very yes
>>748729
Ridiculous.
No.748734
>>748733
>Rebellion go
That was my way of sayin' "no" politely.
I'm happy with what I got going on. Why would I wanna hop back into gramps' universe hole where it's boring as hell?
No.748735
File: 1456551332062.jpg (187.42 KB, 850x1149, 850:1149, sample-e2713002986f1b1aad9….jpg)
>>748734
You sit around and eat pizza all day, the least you could do is make it your job or something.
Do you even run that business of yours anymore.
No.748736
>>748729
>Paper Mario waves goodbye to Dimentio.
>>748731
>Paper Mario asks just who this small little creature was.
>>748732
>The Plumber begins to figure out what's been going on. He explains that he the Paper counterpart of Mario, and that he is from a world inside of a Magical Book. He says that it really doesn't make much sense to him either.
No.748737
>>748735
As a matter of fact I do. Just waiting on people to dump their problems on me.
Interesting problems at least.
No.748738
>>748736
I see. More magic nonsense. What a headache.
No.748739
>>748737
You're wasting away here, and I can't have your skills atrophy for my own reasons.
I'm feeling a little...motivated. Let's see yours.
No.748740
>>748736
Oh there's no need for names or formality or anything liable, riiiiiight?
Just think of me as your new best buddy! Best buddy.
>wink wink nudge nudge
No.748741
File: 1456551847743.png (229.38 KB, 500x653, 500:653, tumblr_nhk19g9XQi1s4g6blo1….png)
>>748739
>E&I get
>click clack
Bored already?
No.748742
>>748738
>Mario nods, saying that he has his own unique powers, liking being able to turn into a Paper Plane, for instance. He says that although it may not look at it, he is actually incredibly strong.
>>748740
>Paper Mario was slightly confused, but was willing to let the creature join his party.
[??? JOINED YOUR PARTY?]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1s37Cuyrxg
No.748743
File: 1456552041484.jpg (259.47 KB, 850x1211, 850:1211, sample-79665dc7c4b20053178….jpg)
>>748741
>rrr
Not so much that I'd expend the energy on a bout if you meant to use those things.
You're all about fun, aren't you. If I can't make you see the folly of guns by your pitiful lack of honor, then at least explain to me how they could be fun.
No.748744
>>748742
WHOA WHOA WHOA WHAT IS THIS?
I JOINED HIS PARTY? WHO'S THE BRILLIANT MASTERMIND HERE!
>coughing fit
I mean, that's greeaaaaaaaaat. Say, how would you like a burger, chum?
No.748745
File: 1456552175430.jpg (32.85 KB, 564x433, 564:433, 326b959fc71ba19ed0daa3e2d5….jpg)
>>748743
First, it pisses you off. Second, you're adorable when you're annoyed, and third?
Zoning sword users is just hella amusing!
Dance, brother, dance!
>BANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANG
No.748746
File: 1456552266870.jpg (297.11 KB, 850x1125, 34:45, sample-ad955dfe01f0db0ddef….jpg)
>>748742
...Right. I can morph into a ball.
No.748747
>>748744
>He thinks for a moment, before jumping in the air, saying that a burger would be great!
>>748746
>Mario nods, asking if it would be possible to have a little "training", to be prepared for the soon to be boss fight.
No.748748
File: 1456552543427.jpg (104.31 KB, 742x1076, 371:538, samus_aran_fanart_unfinish….jpg)
>>748747
You're asking to fight me? I'd have to dial my weapon intensity down again... damned tournament settings.
No.748749
File: 1456552715408.jpg (455.06 KB, 583x822, 583:822, e5657552be51f709debae6ec0a….jpg)
>>748745
Sparda damn it.
>swishy swooshy Golden Tiger Claws Yamato
>peek-a-boo
What will it take to get you to take anything seriously.
>shwing
No.748750
>>748748
>Mario is hoping to try out his super guarding and action command skills, saying that after ten turns, the battle will be over, and if this was an okay ruleset.
No.748751
>>748747
Then I'll just be taking this
>steals Paper Mario's wallet
HAHAHAHAHAHA
>runs off
No.748752
>>748749
>still pewpewing away and stepping back
You kidding? I tried serious once and it sucked!
No.748754
File: 1456553062745.jpg (153.98 KB, 850x1146, 425:573, sample-c41138e322b010bce1c….jpg)
>>748752
I had fun once as well, it was awful.
>lemme just dice these bullets for you, sir
You're being ridiculous!
No.748755
>>748751
>Sadly, Paper Mario didn't notice his wallet was stolen, losing all of his 157 coins.
>>748753
>He explain that his battles usually work in a turned-based environment, saying to just be ready to attack and he will only need to do the rest.
No.748756
File: 1456553154854.jpg (25.33 KB, 600x338, 300:169, Dante.(Devil.May.Cry).600.….jpg)
>>748754
>nice exploding demon energy pellets eh bro?
I'm being me!
No.748757
>>748756
That's what I just said.
>bah
>cue the summoned swords
No.748758
File: 1456553339512.png (922.11 KB, 619x1000, 619:1000, 211a81449c773b86e33b0140d6….png)
>>748755
I guess my power beam won't instantly vaporize you if I dial it down several notches... are you ready?
No.748759
>>748757
>Ebony and Ivory holstered
>Rebellion out again
Come on, give it to me baby.
>Dante pls
No.748760
File: 1456553630257.jpg (235.79 KB, 741x1024, 741:1024, f794368670fc1834a5d2e2da7c….jpg)
>>748759
Must you make everything so uncomfortable.
>watch out
>for my Vergil move
>S H W I N G
No.748761
>>748758
>Paper Mario nods, rushing towards Samus.
[BATTLE START!]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Em222wDIAT0
(Can't flee this fight!)
[Selected Hammer]
NICE! 2 DMG!
No.748762
File: 1456553768972.jpg (428.24 KB, 571x800, 571:800, Dante.(Devil.May.Cry).full….jpg)
>>748760
Don't make it gay, bro.
>R o y a l G u a r d
>git stopped my brudda
That's forbidden love.
No.748763
File: 1456553857893.jpg (461.12 KB, 768x788, 192:197, tumblr_nq7qeivFJS1riutkco2….jpg)
>>748761
>glancing at her energy count
>97
Well... it's something.
>Power Beam selected
>pew
No.748764
File: 1456554023678.jpg (147.15 KB, 849x637, 849:637, sample-4af81cfee893e9d431e….jpg)
>>748762
Everything about you should be forbidden.
>Zandatsu
>behind u, kiddo
>leggu sweepo
No.748765
>>748763
4 DMG!
[76/80 HP 75/75 FP]
[Selected Power Hammer -3 FP]
NICE! STYLISH! 6 DMG!
No.748766
>>748764
>
>Dante pls
But then nobody would enjoy all this!
No.748767
File: 1456554325912.jpg (116.56 KB, 488x750, 244:375, tumblr_nq5q4euAGZ1uygfjro1….jpg)
>>748765
>91
How a paper hammer even registers on my shielding is beyond me.
>Missile
No.748768
File: 1456554338498.gif (354.32 KB, 530x287, 530:287, heels clacking intensifies.gif)
>clack clack clack
...No, Worick. I don't think that will be necessary.
>...
Oh?
>...
I'll be sure to let you know the second I degrade into what your Alex was just a few months ago.
Прощай.
>beep
>deep sigh
Last time I fly coach to Germany.
No.748769
>>748766
Do you even hear yourself right now!
>Yamato away
No.748770
File: 1456554529855.jpg (42.82 KB, 564x363, 188:121, d9de252b5a6aaf2449e6d0d11b….jpg)
>>748768
Eh?
>>748769
>aaand
>nutshot kicku
You really should know me better by now, big bro.
No.748771
>>748770
>bonk
>looking composed
You're really going to try and sound sarcastic about that too.
No.748772
>>748767
GUARDED! 2 DMG!
[74/80 HP 72/75 FP]
[Selected Multibounce -3 FP]
NICE! GREAT! EXCELLENT! EXCELLENT! EXCELLENT! 5 DMG!
No.748773
>>748770
Boris, hand me my list.
>List, Kapitan.
The one about monosyllabic answers to avoid at all costs. Prevention of sanity loss has entered the systematic stage, apparently.
>clipboard get
>1) Eh?
It's just as I thought.
No.748774
File: 1456554803985.jpg (99.88 KB, 750x1159, 750:1159, 25bdfcdf08d8054f0df2275971….jpg)
>>748772
>86
Annoying like the plumber alright.
>Plasma Beam selected
No.748775
>>748771
Less sarcastic and more nonchalant.
Satisfied? Or are we gonna take this to the next level.
>still on the ground
>and posing
>Danteeee
>>748773
Crispy and cold. I like it.
No.748776
>>748775
>swoods impale next to pizzabro's neck
Put a shirt on.
>standing up
No.748777
>>748774
4 DMG! MARIO IS NOW BURNED!
[70/80 HP 69/75 FP]
[Selected Power Hammer -3 FP]
4 DMG!
No.748778
>>748775
Then I hope you don't mind if I reheat. I don't control the weather.
>setting a thoroughly drenched umbrella aside
>stoge box produced
Did you run out of hair dye or something, Jason.
No.748779
File: 1456555382579.jpg (349.85 KB, 800x623, 800:623, c1430c6f329957e9db273e450c….jpg)
>>748776
In a minute. I'm almost enjoying the view.
>but of what?
>pizza box out of his jacket
Wanna slice? It'll cool your dark soul that I should've filled with liiiiiiight.
>>748778
I'm no Argonaut lady. Dante's the name, stuff's my game. The killjoy to my left is my bore of a bro, Vergil.
No.748780
File: 1456555458419.jpg (15.09 KB, 236x309, 236:309, dba3c7091770a9eda118de56eb….jpg)
>>748777
You're on fire. Are you sure you want to keep going? You're made of paper after all.
No.748781
>>748779
>JUST
Those better be mushrooms and not mold spores.
No.748782
>>748779
For a minute there I'd almost thought I didn't ask you divulge any information to me. I'm glad we cleared things up.
>man I just came back from a meeting with a gigolo cut it with the dudes
Referencing The Odyssey. So you're another one, huh.
No.748783
>>748781
>
>>
>Dante you have to stop
>one shirtless hot demon man is enough
Now you're getting it!
>>748782
Nope.
>
Slice? Seriously you guys are so wound up I might as well be a pizzeria instead of a "do whatever for fun" guy.
No.748784
>>748780
1 FIRE DMG!
[65/80 HP 66/75 FP]
[Selected Tasty Tonic]
(Mario was healed from burn status!)
>Mario nods, and decides it's best to finish the battle now.
[YOU WON?]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yrxxqzYGoE4
[YOU GOT 0 STAR POINTS!]
No.748785
File: 1456555979713.jpg (125.16 KB, 543x1000, 543:1000, the_hunter_by_smolb-d37f9e….jpg)
>>748784
That was... something.
>using a reserve tank to refill her main tank back to 99
No.748786
>>748783
You lingered. Why did you linger.
>grunt
>
Are you wearing cowboy pants?
No.748787
>>748785
>Mario tells Samus that they were a good match, and that he would be willing to let them join his party if given the chance.
No.748788
>>748783
No, I think the worst part is I can predict the rest of this exchange with 99% accuracy.
>um
>ok that's pretty nice
They're called tricks, dear. And I'm not interested right now.
No.748789
>>748786
For fanservice. And yeah. Yeah I am. Over my usual pants.
>>748788
Tricks, huh.
>briefly considering it
Nah. Wouldn't be interesting. You're lookin' at the Devil May Cry agency. We do... pretty much whatever if it's neat enough or the pay's good.
Shirtless hunks is just a bonus.
>jazz hands
No.748790
File: 1456556348419.jpg (94.33 KB, 602x960, 301:480, m_is_for_metroid_by_m7781-….jpg)
>>748787
Does it pay? An idiot robbed me of my money and I'm stranded on this planet with no funds to refuel my ship.
No.748791
Got a question in the other thread
No.748792
>>748789
I don't want to have to refer you to a certain movie about cowboys.
Especially in our current states.
>
We?
No.748793
>>748790
>Mario nods, saying that he has collected over one hundre-
...
!
>Paper Mario begins to realize, THAT ALL HIS MONEY WAS STOLEN AS WELL!
-157 Coins
>Mario starts to think that the pirates might have taken his money. To make sure his journey would be more difficult.
No.748794
>>748789
It beats watching the paint dry, I suppose you deserve at least that much.
>not interesting
>muffled OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD
That's a pretty open-ended business model. You might want to find a day job that plays more to your strengths.
>all ten sculpted strengths
No.748795
>tugging at one of Cu's extra bodysuits
I think I made a terrible mistake.
No.748796
File: 1456556714152.jpg (179.05 KB, 495x700, 99:140, 02ecffe91fdd1816f39b362005….jpg)
>>748792
Congratulations, you're hired!
>cheesegrin
>>748794
I'm pretty content with what I've got going on. People come to me with a problem and if it's something I wanna do, I'll do it.
Hell, make it fun enough and I'll do it for free.
No.748797
>>748793
No luck, huh... I suppose we're both stranded.
>>748795
>s a l t
No.748798
>>748796
>finger raised to object
>...
>down again
Fine, but only if you take money for these jobs.
No.748799
>>748796
You must be confident in your skills if you're being so magnanimous to your customers.
Unfortunately confident people around here have a nasty habit of being too big for their britches, and far too big for mine.
You boys'll have to try elsewhere, only boring military ops from me.
No.748800
>>748797
How the hell does that guy not get a wedgie?
>yank yank yank
I thought wearing this would help me think like him so I could stop him from perving on sis, but this is just crazy.
>snap
Ack!
No.748801
>>748797
>Mario begins to ponder, and gets an idea. Mario explains to Samus that the reason he game to this place was to find the Heart of Gold, one of seven mystical items, the Heart of Gold allows the user to create seamingly infinite money. Mario says that if Samus helps Mario find it, they could not only make sure the Pirates don't find it, but could have enough money to get Samus away from here.
No.748802
File: 1456557199290.png (236.98 KB, 500x686, 250:343, tumblr_narnknPYpW1s4g6blo1….png)
>>748798
Fine, fine. I get a job that pays and we'll split the check.
>>748799
This is why I wear two pairs of pants. Just the right amount of britches.
>cheesegrin evolving
>Bala look away
So lots of shooting, right? It could be fun.
No.748803
File: 1456557280513.jpg (99.88 KB, 750x1159, 750:1159, 25bdfcdf08d8054f0df2275971….jpg)
>>748800
>click
I believe you owe me some money you fleeced out of me.
>>748801
...Infinite money?
>inner greed screaming "YES"
>glances back to Achilles
You're off the hook, Sparky.
Alright, plumber. You've got yourself a deal.
No.748804
>>748802
You're keeping the money. I have enough, remember.
>Stylish Style: Incognito
No.748805
File: 1456557488513.jpg (91.78 KB, 972x533, 972:533, tumblr_m2jqat0qVw1qk3lu6o1….jpg)
>>748802
Not the only reason I don't want a PF for this.
I'm at a delicate stage with a foreign investment. Using a neutral party will be construed as weakness, so the age-old idiocy goes.
Naturally that's not in my best interests. Do I look like King Darius to you?
No.748806
>>748803
[SAMUS JOINED YOUR PARTY (FOR NOW)!]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GuBNCz1YCjs
>Mario says that it seems that the Heart is located underneath the Legion, but he can't go underwater, so he would need either some sort of vehicle or suit to be able to go down there.
No.748807
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>Meanwhile out front, the Delta sits up on blocks
>Sparks illuminate from underneath near the left knee joint.
>Music blares from the speakers while Char works.
No.748808
>>748803
>??
>just staring at the gun
Gyahaha, all this just for a little money?
You look like a smart lady, but I really just wanted somebody to rac-
>off the hook
>aww
Aww.
No.748809
>>748804
Haha, yeah. You won't mind floating some bills to pay for rent, riiiiight? I maybe kinda sorta lost my building and have been squatting here and redirecting work to scrape up enough to get it back.
>>748805
Considering that's clearly a guy's name and unless you're the world's hottest man...
>trails off
>distracted by bacon bits
What were we talking about again?
No.748810
File: 1456557853429.jpg (218.91 KB, 655x800, 131:160, tumblr_nskcirUqIM1r8sddyo1….jpg)
>>748806
>Gravity Suit go
I can go underwater and not be impeded by drag. You're paper. Get in my suit with me, if you curl around you shouldn't take up space.
>suit pops open
>>748807
Must be working on it.
>>748808
Really I should just vaporize you for sharking me but with infinite money, I could care less.
No.748811
>>748809
>blink
>just
>takes Dante's hand
>guides it to Rebellion
>makes him impale himself
When you say lost, you mean it immolated or it fell into another dimension or something, right.
No.748812
>>748809
We were talking about your high school prom, of course.
You were telling me how you loved being the pretty princess, it was a little embarrassing.
No.748813
>>748810
>Pokes his head out of the maintenance hatch, hearing people outside
Yo! What's up?
No.748814
>>748811
>shunk
>
Yeah, got burned down. Some hooligans decided it'd be funny to fuck with me while I was in Gramps' Creation.
>>748812
I was the prettiest princess around. Then the clock struck twelve and I became a stud. High school was a weird time.
>
So that's a "no" right? What a shame.
No.748815
File: 1456558119680.jpg (76.17 KB, 850x367, 850:367, sample-cfd8fd09a0365c2e1b4….jpg)
>>748810
>!!
>leaps to his feet
A fight too? This just keeps getting better and better! I should shark people more often!
>oh
Gah, like anybody could vaporize the great Achilles. It'd be fun to watch though.
No.748816
>>748807
?
>>748810
!
>Paper Mario was just a little bit surprised when she opened her suit, he wasn't sure if they were a boy or a girl, as it was hard to tell. But Mario quickly grew to respect Samus. But, he was a little unsure if it was best to head out right now. For he didn't know of there would be something dangerous out there or some sort of puzzle they needed to complete first. He told Samus that they should try and look around the Hall a bit longer to make sure they could get some clues or important items for their mission.
No.748817
>>748814
>[squealing tires]
You mean you've been there?
>don't act too motivated, Vergil
...What was it like.
No.748818
>>748814
Don't get me wrong, the prospect of some idiot powerhouse doing wetwork pro gratis isn't without its merits. But I like my idiot powerhouses with a little more motivation than fun, you know how it is.
>gently slaps her own hand
Bad ice queen, no vodka.
No.748819
>>748817
Middle Earth. It's literally just Middle Earth. Except with time dilation. I went in and spent a month enjoying it but then they didn't have pizza and my stash ran out so I left.
It was only like a day in the real world.
>>748818
When all's said and done, enjoyment's all there really is to give life flavor.
Can't fault me for wanting it.
No.748821
>>748815
>waving Ach off dismissively
Mmhmm.
>>748813
Nothing currently. Just about to line my wallet again.
>>748816
Define "dangerous". I blow up planets on a regular basis.
No.748822
File: 1456558696938.jpg (149.07 KB, 500x705, 100:141, 5b1c618bd96e9ee12d80c4f5f9….jpg)
>>748819
Middle Earth...
>powah
>UNLIMITED POWAAAAAAAAH
Pizza being the one thing to make you go anywhere, of course.
No.748823
>>748821
>Mario wasn't really sure, for all he knew, it could be some ancient deity. Regardless, he still thought it would be best to stock up on items, just in case.
No.748824
File: 1456558811083.png (345.3 KB, 850x438, 425:219, 26297ba363594550ae5c4b1648….png)
>>748819
So that's what this week's moral is.
>looks up
>giant neon sign
>[ DON'T BE DEPRESSED, SMILE LIKE THE REST ]
Now that's ironic.
No.748825
>>748821
>gkkt
So cruel! Am I a jerk or something?
>gasp
Or worse...am I not hot anymore!?
No.748826
>>748822
I need-a the cheese-a pizza. No strawberry sundaes either.
>
>smek the pizza before eating it
That's the stuff...
>>748824
I thought the moral was "be cool, stay in school."
No.748827
>>748826
>[vomits internally]
It's cheese and sauce on a crust.
You could easily make your own and go anywhere you wanted.
No.748828
>>748823
You do that, I suppose. I'll be waiting.
>>748825
I've got no use for you.
No.748829
File: 1456559103515.png (340.65 KB, 650x584, 325:292, tumblr_nxv3cw2nGT1qblq2no1….png)
>>748826
Imperialist empires don't value education much.
It's surprisingly exactly like 1984.
No.748830
>>748827
It's not the same! I'd need a brick oven and the power to use it responsibly and not for evil!
Hmm... evil pizza... can that even be a thing? It's so pure and good and delicious.
>>748829
I dropped out anyways. Turns out you can be too cool for school.
No.748831
>>748828
>Paper Mario nods, and heads off in hopes to find something.
No.748832
>>748828
It's no use?
>plonks on the ground
A world that doesn't even want us heroes...What kind of sick joke is this?
No.748833
File: 1456559486145.jpg (109.17 KB, 850x607, 850:607, sample-9c61542e773e9f75099….jpg)
>>748830
If a brick oven is all it takes, I would have bought you thousands already.
>swood spears another slice
Think of it, Dante. Your own pizza shop. All the cheese and...cheese and whatever else is on pizza that you like that you can imagine.
No.748834
>>748830
Honestly I was hoping for the part where you smoked in the boy's room all day and then rode out the sunset on your oversized Harley.
Or am I just opening myself up for a School of Hard Knocks joke.
No.748835
>>748829
>Oh man
>It's right there
>It's a perfect height
>I shouldn't do it
>I gotta do it or I'll regret it forever
>reaches up
>pinches the ass
>haha I'm gonna die
No.748836
>>748833
A pizza shop on the side... oi, quit bribing me! I like it here.
>>748834
I do love a good Harley.
So you got my name, am I gonna have to prostrate myself for yours?
No.748837
File: 1456559848027.jpg (596.64 KB, 599x817, 599:817, 4823fd0dc7c9d0ae76a0e76608….jpg)
>>748836
But it's not a bribe if it's pizza, is it?
Half-assing anything for something you love, I had more respect for you, brother.
No.748838
>>748835
>just as squishy and crispy as you'd think
>tuuuuuuuuuurn
>[ ゴゴゴゴゴ ]
The Soviets had the same mindset in Afghanistan, did you know that.
Thinking child soldiers would have some kind of advantage simply by being children.
>>748836
Let's not get too hasty with the innuendo, shall we.
>guh
Miss Balalaika.
No.748839
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>>748837
Yeah well, there's one thing I love more than pizza and she ain't there either.
>beat passes
Oh my god I'm so glad she didn't hear that it's too sappy and not cheesy enough.
>>748838
Like the gun? Nice.
No.748840
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>748821
Cool beans.
Have fun!
>Goes back to work
>More music playing
No.748841
>>748838
>sliiidewhistle
Miss Bala, you are making the face again.
No.748842
>>748839
>smol brother smile
I was wrong, it seems you can be serious about something after all.
>mental note: there is a fine line between sappy and cheesy
>investigate further
No.748843
>>748839
>wary
>but also interested
The SVD being referred to as the balalaika is an inside joke created during its deployment as standard issue to the USSR.
What was your name again.
>>748841
>waving the ゴ's away
Yeah yeah.
>blink
Your itinerant master is shorter than you now, know anything about it.
No.748844
>>748842
>gkkt
Hey hey, serious isn't it!
>>748843
It's Dante.
The weird kid with the screaming "FUCK YOU" ain't me.
No.748845
>>748843
He said it was temporary. That is all I know.
No.748846
>>748838
Well... did they?
No.748847
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>>748844
You're standing at a precipice, Dante.
You can either choose to fall into the abyss, or walk away.
Or dance.
No.748848
>>748846
turns out images are not allowed or something
No.748849
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>>748844
Mm.
Welcome the 9th Circle then, as it were.
Try not to touch the floor too much.
>lifts a heel
>connected by goo
>>748845
Oh it'll be temporary alright.
I hope you didn't get into too much trouble while I was in Ergastulum.
>>748846
>>748848
Not by a long shot.
>scruff the pupper
Not setting the best example for your impressionable student, are we.
No.748850
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>>748847
I'll take the fourth option: breakdance.
>>748849
I'm no stranger to Swampland.
>demon heat meltan the goo on his boots
But from a pretty lady, a welcome's pretty welcome.
No.748851
>>748849
Boris took me on a protection racket. I did not want the people to notice me, so I wore a disguise.
>
No.748852
>>748850
>pose taken
>slashes a boombox into existence
You'll have to provide the cardboard yourself.
No.748853
>>748849
Quit manhandling me!
>strugglewiggle
You making it sound like this ain't how I always am.
No.748854
>>748850
>??
It must have been during my extended leave of absence.
>oh this got dark quick
No luck with the rest of the population, I take it.
>>748851
That's...
>adorable
faulty.
>plops a bowler hat on her head
If you're going that route, you may as well see it through to the end.
>>748853
>Soviet stronk
Maybe so, but then it's your fault for being a brash little brat and getting caught, isn't it.
>hmm
But some form of punishment is in order, don't you think. I treat you with the utmost respect, after all.
>balancing a dog treat on his head
No.748855
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>>748852
>stacking pizza boxes
Got it covered.
>grin
Remember what we used to say?
>>748854
Fraid not. But no biggie. Some space please, miss Balalaika.
>overly formal bow
No.748856
>>748854
It is missing the last piece.
>hops up
>nabs Bala's stogie
No.748857
>>748855
>pokes the play button with Yamato
Jackpot.
>slicks the mullet back one more time
>h e a d s p i n s
>HOT FUH DAYS
No.748858
>>748854
Oh yeah, utmost respect. Whaddya got in mind. Something fun~?
No.748860
>>748855
>uh
>takes a steeeeeeeeep back
Well this is certainly new.
>>748856
>I
>you
Hold that for me.
>fresh cigarette
>bends in and lights it on mini's cigar before pulling a switcharoo
No cigars for little girls.
>>748858
>>748859
I'm trying to think, but I just can't think of anything you're good at.
>ticking off on a hand
You don't fetch, you don't play dead, and you certainly don't beg. A dog like that belongs in a kennel.
No.748861
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>>748857
Oh, good. Why that's very good! Yeah, I like it.
>grinning while bro finishes up
Now let's kick this up a few notches.
>Trickster Style
>these motions are too sick to describe
>Dante no stop it aaaaaaaa
>>748860
It's just a spot of fun!
>sick spins brah
No.748862
>>748860
>
>puff
Miss Bala, what are you going to do with maestro?
No.748863
>>748861
>arms folded, eyes closed
>nodding to the beat
You're putting Emeril to shame, brother.
No.748864
>>748860
Nothing I ain't heard before.
>wriggles a little
So you wanna lock me up or something? Ha, good luck with that.
No.748865
>>748861
>attempting to follow the SPINS
>but these eyes be those of a mortal
>swirly pupils
Ah...
>>748862
>is she looking smug
>wobblewobblewobble
I haven't decided yet, but you should have some say as well. It's your time he's wasting like this, hm?
>>748864
True enough, which means it would have to be a prison you'd voluntarily incarcerate yourself in.
>grin
But we have all night.
No.748866
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>>748863
BAM!
>Lucifer swoods explode into rose petals
>rose in mouth
>Rank: SSStylish
Bravo, bravissimo!
Damn that felt good.
>>748865
>git covered in roses
Lookin' dizzy.
No.748867
>>748865
>
>
>
We are going to share small maestro?
No.748868
>>748865
A prison I'd voluntarily go into doesn't sound like much of a punishment if you ask me. But that grin says otherwise.
>>748867
Hang on, what?
No.748869
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>>748866
>row on row of Summoned Swoods held up to the light
>disco light refraction, my man
>Vergil come on you have to smile
It was something.
No.748870
>>748866
>rubbing her temples
I should have been expecting something like that, really.
>petal lands on her nose
>>748867
Share-
>wut
...I was hoping you'd say a lot of things, but never that.
>oh god I might puke
Punishment, Fabiola.
>>748868
At this point I'm tempted to send you to my friend in Germany.
Underage gigolos never really went out of fashion there.
No.748871
>>748868
It will... not be fun.
>>748870
I meant as in punishing. The head maid has taught me much.
No.748872
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>>748869
>puts a flashcard of a smile near Vergil's mouth
Better.
>>748870
>
No.748873
>>748870
Ha! That's a punishment? Bring it on!
>>748871
What makes you say that?
No.748874
>>748871
Christ on a bike...
>what kind of freak was that glasses bitch
>investigate further
>ahem
The answer is no. That will never be a punishment for his type.
>>748872
>
>>748873
Who said you'd be enjoying the company of women?
No.748875
>>748873
>spooky eyes go
We have such sights to show you, maestro.
>>748874
Oh. Okay.
>relieved
>spoopface going back to normal
No.748876
>>748872
>smile somehow turns into a frown
Mm.
No.748877
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>>748874
In any case, the DMC agency's just a request away.
>>748876
How-y'know what I'll just chalk that up to demon stuff.
No.748878
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>>748874
Whoa whoa slow down there. This Bolg ain't for that kinda use. You can't keep me there!
>>748875
And I bet you do, Tiny. But I'm pretty tough too.
No.748879
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>>748877
Does it ever occur to you how strange it is to not know anything about your past.
>My Little Brother Can't Be This Stupid
>
I've been told I look similar to a man named Archer. I want to find him.
No.748880
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>>748875
>sheesh
>headpats deployed
>box of Maid Treats from the cleave
Down girl.
>>748877
I'd hate to bore you boys unnecessarily. I'll be sure to have something really special before I go to an outside organization with questionable motives.
>>748878
You're right, but what are you going to do, stab me?
Besides, you might find out you like it. Worick's always complained about the lack of a good twink to ease the drifter's off his case.
No.748881
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>>748879
Archer, huh? Gotta say I've never seen anyone else who looks like you other than in the mirror.
>>748880
Now we're on the same page.
No.748882
>>748878
Nevermind, maestro. I am glad I do not have to show you the secret Lovelace arts.
>>748880
>
>purring internally
No.748883
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>>748881
Even you can't be everywhere at once.
...A little girl told me.
No.748884
>>748880
Bala I swear to fucking god you're not shipping me off to some gay whorehouse. I'm gonna tear that fucking place apart!
>>748882
>secret Lovelace arts > not so secret Scathach arts
>[doubts internally]
Goddammit don't be tamed so easily by a treat!
No.748885
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>>748881
>uh
I think I might know the one he means.
Hangs around a Japanese teenager, if that helps.
>...
Wow, it actually doesn't.
>>748882
>what the hell did that glasses bitch do to my cute maid
You really do have secret arts, don't you.
Let's keep those under wraps for the time being.
>>748884
>Russian Style: Vice of Breasts
>fwomp
Hush.
You'd probably actually be doing me a favor anyway, I'm most likely about to tear that city to the ground in the next week myself.
>pressing against doggo windpipe
And need I remind you she's 15.
No.748886
>>748884
>do not doubt the terminator maid's efficiency
But they are good.
>>748885
I do not bluff. Bluffs are for people with no strength behind them like that Rock.
>grrrrr
No.748887
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>>748883
The gray haired one?
>>748885
Guy that looks like my bro hanging around a teenager... suspicious.
No.748888
>>748887
She wanted me to make tea.
I don't make tea.
No.748889
>>748885
>ack
>suffocating but in a good way
>lifts the sacks off his throat
You make me sound like some kid diddler. I know she's 15.
>>748886
For shame!
>pupper whining
No.748890
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No.748891
>>748886
>Rock
An interesting transformation that one's gone through, hm?
>sipping from a Bala Was Right flask
Let's not confuse our tense emotions, shall we.
>>748887
I didn't want to assume.
>>748889
>>748890
Well you're definitely a kid right now if that's what you meant.
>back to scruffing
We'll think of something. For now, you will be nice and come to Germany with me again, won't you?
I don't want those Twilight whatevers near Fabiola. You understand.
No.748892
>>748888
Some kinda butler maybe?
>>748891
Guess I got some looking into to do. Thanks, lady.
>grin
Guess I owe you a freebie sometime.
No.748893
>>748889
But-
>>748891
That man...
>teeth: grit
>upset: yes
People are not tools or puppets!
No.748894
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>>748892
>freebie
No freebies.
No.748895
>>748891
Just let me tell master before go out galavanting with you across the countryside.
>pulls out his phone
>there's already a message
>"I know"
>sighs
You gonna give me the lowdown to what I gotta do for you?
>>748893
Well it sounds like you're being dragged on this adventure, so whatever.
No.748896
>>748892
>tosses a bottle of Advil
For the headaches you'll no doubt get.
>>748893
>do I crush her spirit
>...no
>the knife doesn't need twisting today
And he's become a perfect imitation of those he was trying to imitate.
It's almost funny; from brown nosing at one job to shmoozing at another.
>>748895
I'm going to have to meet this person if you mean to be this much of a consistent pain in the ass.
>drops doggo
We'll be assisting the Handymen in a little coup of the Four Families.
They've generously neglected to specify who was to take the place of the family heads, so it's only fair to put my own men in place.
No.748897
>>748894
Charity too good for you, huh? It's on me, y'gotta be grateful.
>>748896
>natch
That much of a pain in the ass, huh?
No.748898
>>748895
We are going to go to Germany?
I will bring my notecards.
>>748896
He can dance the dance of the dead in that sewer city.
>scowls
...I am glad you are here and not there right now.
No.748899
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>>748897
People are supposed to deserve charity.
>...
Be back by 6 or I lock the doors.
>SULASHU's away
No.748900
>>748896
The yakuza around there's been easing up on us lately and he thinks I'm responsible.
>lands on his feet
So what, you're taking a slice out of Germany now?
>>748898
Notecards? What for?
No.748901
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>>748897
I need a higher tolerance to this shit...
>>748898
You best start believing in sewer cities, you're in one.
>sigh
Sewers aren't too bad, you can do whatever you want and not have to fear repercussions.
Well, not me anyway.
>>748900
I'm not stupid enough to diversify that far from any base of operations. Making the weekly flights to Thailand are bad enough already.
However, loyalty to Hotel Moscow will be a new requirement for the entrance exam.
>
Back up, what was that about yakuza.
No.748902
>>748900
German language. I try to learn as much as I can.
>>748901
>guh
I will do my best not to become polluted like him.
No.748903
>>748899
Jeez...
>>748901
You get used to it.
>
Vergil leaving's prolly my cue too. See ya, Balalaika.
>strolls off
No.748904
>>748901
My master's head of a pretty big estate, we get bothered by those thugs all the time.
>>748902
Aren't you a diligent little student. You can be my translator then!
No.748905
>>748902
I won't allow it.
>[keep meido safe]
But let me ask you this.
If you see a mad dog, you put it down, no?
>>748903
>waves off
>god damn the abs on those two
>>748904
So you're being bothered by organized crime.
And you already know the Four Families.
What part of your mind told you it was a good idea to wait until now to tell me this.
No.748906
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>>748904
I intend to be miss Bala's translator too.
>>748905
>eeeee-
Yes. If it is beyond saving and only causes harm then it needs to die.
No.748907
>>748905
>facepalm
This is what I get for running my mouth huh.
>jumps out in front of her
Don't get involved in this, yeah? Thing's have been going alright for us, we don't need to get involved in a gang war on top of our own shit.
>>748906
Isn't there... uh.. Boris for that?
No.748908
>>748906
>
>when has that smile meant good things, mini
You want to come to Germany?
I hadn't planned on it, but I've got a free extra carry-on coming my way so why not.
>>748907
>u wot
>using Cu's head as an armrest
A war implies there's any question as to the outcome. They're a few superpowered cripples, Lancer, not anything I haven't dealt with before without thinking.
Scared to show master the scary mafia boss?
No.748909
>>748907
I do not know if Boris knows many other languages.
>>748908
>headpats and pancakes
>every day
It is a good thing I made these already then.
>>
No.748910
>>748908
I do what I'm told, and I'm told not to attract stupid amounts of attention when I'm home.
>>748909
What does that guy even do anyway? I'd hate to be a cause for redundancy.
No.748911
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>>748909
>maid pancakes
>yes
I love you-
>uh
...-r pancakes.
>
You're not eating those on the plane.
>>748910
>turns away
>stifling a snicker fit
Oh...I think I needed that.
>ufu
I think I'll meet him anyway. It's too bad, I would have been happy enough to just sit on you for a few hours.
No.748912
>>748909
>>748910
>they don't think it be how it is
>but it do
No.748913
>>748910
He takes me to do things outside and is very diligent.
>all smiles
>>748911
>!!!!!!
>fainting meido
>>748912
>catch me big man i'm faaaalliiiing
No.748914
>>748911
As much as would love the hell out of that, I'm not exactly in a frame that would suppose that. Do you gotta meet up with him?
>>748912
>thank you space nigger
>>748913
Maybe I'm the redundant one.
No.748915
>"We'll be arriving at the destination point in just a few moments."
Good, good... Tell the infantry cruiser to scan for any Rebublic signals, I do not wish to be blind-sided by any Republic Troops.
>"Roger-Roger."
>A small Sepretist Craft lands just a few meters from the Legion. An old-looking man and a few battle droids step out of the ship and patrol the area before heading to the Hall.
67, 45, keep a steady lookout for any troublesome locals, I will not let them overthrow yet another one of our missions.
>A few droids stand outside the entrence.
No.748916
>>748913
>stop
>Boris time
>arms out
>with a pillow in there
>>748914
I do not speak German, mister Lancer.
>>748915
What...
No.748917
>>748915
>smoking on the roof
>looks down at the droids and geezer
>
What in the, I say what in the fuck is all this.
No.748918
>Still working on the Delta
>Pops his head out again
Eh?
>>748915
>Droids march by apparently unaware of his presence
Oh SHI-
>He ducks back inside the robot's maintenance hatch and closes it.
No.748919
>>748913
>oh jeez oh god
...
>>748914
Exactly my point.
>worry meter climbing
Would it make you uncomfortable?
No.748920
>>748915
The hell is this? Some kind of formal invasion?
>>748916
>man this dude's big
>or am I just small
>UUUU
I think I see why Bala keeps you around.
>>748919
Nah.
>rubbing his neck
This kind of situation is just something I never considered.
No.748921
>>748916
>>748917
>>748920
Ah yes, good morning to you all.
>The Count bows.
I am Count Dooku, I represent the Confederacy of Indepenant Systems. The Separatist council has made the decision of protecting your site from any Republic nuisances, so long as you follow our simple regulations.
>>748918
>The droids notice the large Gundam, one of them lightly touching it with it's blaster.
Whoa... This thing's HUGE!
>"I wish we had one of those, then we'd win this war in no time!"
No.748922
>>748920
>donut bully the Boris
And I you.
>>748921
>??
Just like the Soviets.
No.748923
>>748920
I don't have any ideas and I'm already starting to not care about this, what with the robot army knocking at the front door.
>formal invasion
I miss Thailand.
No.748924
>>748921
>Sneaking around from maintenance hatch to maintenance hatch, making his way to the cockpit
>The background music is pretty epic
>He crawls out topside
>Peeks over at the invasion briefly, then continues to his objective while planning his next move
No.748926
>>748921
Aren't the Clone Wars over?
No.748927
>>748921
CIS? Those ancient chucklefucks that couldn't figure out how to build an original superweapon to save their lives?
This ain't a place for period plays, old man. Take a hike.
No.748928
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>>748921
You sound like Medb. I don't like where this is going.
>>748922
Come now, don't gotta be so polite.
>if I'm a border collie that makes this guy the Rottweiler
>>748923
Good. I'd rather not put master under that kinda stress anyway. Don't we got a plane to catch?
No.748929
>>748924
>Char, this is a sneaking mission
>Don't let the enemy see you!
No.748930
>>748923
What's all the racket-
>robots
Well then. I don't suppose you have an industrial grade magnet on you, miss Balalaika?
No.748931
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>>748930
If not for my own sake, I'd prefer if we didn't deploy any of those.
No.748933
>>748928
There isn't a plane in the air that takes a week to fly 2000 miles or so.
The men I left behind will be busy building a network of favors to exploit at opportune times should the need arise.
>shrugs
But the drugs those idiots take don't make them bulletproof, so we'll see.
>>748930
>thumbs to the Delta
Closest thing I have on hand. Treat it nicely, if you would.
>>748931
>where in the hell did that one come from
No.748934
>>748928
I am acting like normal.
>glances at the droids
You will want to grow soon, I think.
>carries the fainted mini out
No.748935
>>748931
But you're magnetic on your own, Bismarck.
>OHOHOHOHOHO
>>748933
And here I was looking forward to sleeping in. Enjoy your flight.
No.748936
>>748933
If you want some intel on these folks I can always ask a favour.
>>748934
If it were up to me I wouldn't be in this situation. Don't worry though. If we end up knee deep in shit good old Lancer's got a few tricks up his sleeve.
No.748937
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>>748933
>no one expects the german inquisition
>>748935
>slaps BB upside the head softly
Save that for your secretary, führer.
No.748938
>>748935
>bottling an Advil
Since when did "in a week" mean start meaning tomorrow to you people.
>checks her watch
It's nearly past Late Late Show O'Clock.
You're not staying up late and causing trouble, I hope.
>>748936
Worick and Nicolas are nice enough boys. More than that, they know that loyalty's in the money.
I wouldn't say no to hearing from them a bit sooner, though.
>or a shoulder rub
>>748937
>waiting for the CQC beatdown
No.748939
>>748937
>kindly grandpa smile despite being whacked
Fuhrer... I think I like the sound of that. It's oddly familiar, too. WAHAHAHA! I feel forty years younger again!
Now then, where's Fordo. These are his specialty after all. I'd hate to have to carry this show without him.
He was so excited when his time to shine came.
>>748938
>but the CQC beatdown never came
Time speeds up sometimes, I forget when's when.
Maybe I shouldn't smoke that Phantom Cigar...
No.748940
>>748922
I am but oblivious to whoever you may be referring to, but I assure you that we mean to harm to your Hall, we imply wish to have complete jurisdiction to all possible Republic information you may hold.
>>748926
Oh no, this war is still a current activity, but the Sepretists only wish for them to end in the near future.
>>748924
The Separatist Council has given me direct orders to locate and find any valuable information, you do not have any authority over me.
>>748928
You need not worry, child. We are only here to help you.
>>748924
>The droids continue to scan the mech.
This thing is pretty advanced, don'tcha think?
>"Yeah... This date is going to be usefull."
>>748934
>One one the droids looks back.
....What?
No.748941
>>748938
Well I've got the go ahead from old scarfy, so once these heaps of scrap shift off I might as well go sample some of the local culture first.
>>748940
Child?! Why I oughta-
>oh hang on I'm still a kid
Tch. You get off easy this time.
No.748942
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>>748939
I haven't the foggiest. The only one who might be able to contact him is Akashi, and who knows where or what she's doing right now with her two poor monkeys.
No.748943
>>748940
"Current"? But--maybe it's more distortions... whatever. I'm not being paid to take part on either side so I don't care.
No.748944
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>>748940
Right. Sure.
Looks like the no-call list didn't get updated way the hell out here on Terra; we don't want any.
You mind? Trying to enjoy my Space Lucky Charms.
No.748945
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>>748942
>[distant maniacal laughter]
No.748946
>>748939
Partaking in the wacky tobaccy?
>drugs reeeeeeeee
>>748941
It might be a minute before this place's natural antibodies warm up, or whatever.
Knowing you I'm a little surprised you're not barking along with the rest.
No.748947
>>748942
They're working on Miller's new Metal Gear. A flying one, at that.
Those three were swamped already having just finished our Avenger and repairing Arsenal Gear. Now that we have both aerial and nautical capabilities, we can set forth and expand our territory.
Zanzibar's gotten a little... cramped. And with Alexander and Francis Drake having meticulously conquered every surrounding island barring ours, we need some breathing room.
>>748946
I assumed it was just a regular electronic cigar and wanted to see what the big deal was... when I came to it was two days later. They said I was just standing there.
It's terrifying.
No.748948
>>748946
Barking isn't intimidating like this. For all you know I might just be waiting for a kick ass moment to go big again.
No.748949
>>748940
>In the cockpit
That's what you think.
>Systems powering on
>Droids on the ground identified as targets, cross-hairs falling over their heads on his monitor
>Over the loud speaker:
Authority is defacto around these parts, and you're invading a planet I've already got dibs on.
>Opens fire
>Beam spam
No.748950
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>>748947
If all sides are occupied, which way can we grow?
No.748951
>>748945
Akashi wait that doesn't go there!
>[crashing noises]
Fuck!
No.748952
>>748947
>electronic cigar
>standing there for days
>2+2
You were inhaling concentrated THC vapor, Boss. One can only imagine the kind of strain that kind of thing takes on the elderly.
>...haha
Liebesraum, is it.
>>748948
No, but I might think it was cute.
>tosses another dog treat at him
It's not nice to keep a woman waiting, you know.
No.748953
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>>748950
Outwards. We'll just have to break through. God help them if they stand in my way.
Did you know my enemies call me the "silver demon"? It's very rude but I suppose it's a good enough description.
>>748952
I'm just going to stick with cubans like I have been since the 60's...
>Liebsraum
Quite. We've grown a little too big for our small island in the Pacific. It's time to make as the hermit crabs do and find a bigger shell.
Though unlike them we won't be abandoning our old one.
No.748954
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>>748952
>bounces off his forehead
You want me to start barking at these metal toys?
>nani sore
No.748955
>>748941
>
Regardless, we do not wish to take any harsh measurements.
>>748943
We will not force anyone into this war, but if we are to find anything that would lead is to believe you have an alliance with the Republic, you may not be given a choice.
>>748944
...I like I said, you do not have a choice in this. All I wish is to be given access to any data in a peaceful manner, if you did not have any information that the Republic would like to be kept secret, then I see to reason to deny me of any jurisdiction.
>>748949
Uh.... O-
>The droids blow up to peices, their remains flying everywhere.
>The Count turns back, drawing out his lightsaber.
Disable those weapons, boy, you do not want me to ruin your impressive craft, do you?
No.748956
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>>748953
No, but I have heard "silver fox" tossed around a lot. Well, I can't say I'm against this idea.
>
>a glint of fire in her eye
No.748957
>>748953
>...
>what do, Bala
>high risk, high reward
If it's interim room, I may be able to help.
>silver demon
>no I'm sorry I just can't
>>748954
Well if you're going to be such a child about it, then no.
>nyohoho
No.748958
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>>748955
I have to admit I wasn't very fond of the imperial march you had going on here. Or the warmongering. Invasion just aggravates me.
I might find some measure of goodness in my heart and not just atomize you before Aznable up there gets a chance to. For a price.
No.748959
>>748957
>sketches a couple of runes
>pop
And here I was brewing up a line like "You're barking up the wrong tree" or something stupid like that.
No.748960
>>748955
>reading a Logic For Dummies book
It just don't add up!
You think a backwater burg this far out on the Rim knows anything? Dude these guys barely made it to their one natural satellite once without getting their shit wrecked.
Take a hike, wrinkles. Grab a Viagra, have a nice day.
>>748958
Fuck that, I might just slap this guy around myself pro bono.
And by slap around I mean "until his head's a fine paste"
No.748961
>>748956
Silver Fox... that's a good codename too. For FOXHOUND at least.
>aw ye we CONQUERIN
I'm glad you agree.
>>748957
Oh?
>don't think I don't see that
It's a silly moniker. Most of my enemies tend to drop it once they've joined or died.
No.748962
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>>748961
>tilts her hat lower
Well it's been too long since the Abyssals have given us proper trouble.
>stretches
I'm ready for a showdown.
No.748963
>>748959
I wouldn't have laughed, if it makes you feel any better.
>side stepping sparks from the runes
The hoodie's a nice touch.
>>748961
It's better than Fryface, I'll give you that.
>...oh god I have no respect
I doubt my standards can meet your necessary capacity, but my Thailand location has languished a bit since my relocation.
It isn't much, and the lodging wouldn't technically be free, but it's ground under your feet.
No.748964
>>748962
I've had the boys research how to hurt ghosts and apply it to our weapons using my personal experience with a member of the Cobra Unit called The Sorrow.
Expect being combat ready soon.
>>748963
You're too kind. I'll just have to pay you back twicefold, eh?
No.748965
>>748963
Hides my luscious mane, but I guess it's pretty comfy once I put it on.
>tugs on it a little
Oh man just wait til you see what I cooked up a few nights ago.
No.748966
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>748955
>The impressive craft makes a familiar noise and become even more impressive
No.748967
>>748966
>>748955
>The Delta Gundam draws its beamsaber
>The music gets even more epic
No.748968
>>748958
If you need supplies, I will gladly give them to you, so long as you to not attack any of my cruisers on the way out.
>>748960
I have already gotten work of Republic Troopers landing on this planet and killing my droids.
Maybe you do know. Maybe you don't but that doesn't matter now.
All that matters is that I get my information, even if I have to kill anyone that gets in my way.
>>748966
Hmm....
>The Count hilts his lightsaber.
...I will return, and if I am not given the data required in a more peaceful manner, I will see to it that I forcefully take it myself.
Do not dissapoint me.
>The count storms off, going back to his ship. Flying out of the planet's orbit and entering hyper space.
No.748969
>>748964
>[Sieg Heils internally]
If you'll excuse me I've got a bit of bloodlust to whip up in the girls.
>Speedwagon Bismarck withdraws cooly
No.748970
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>748967
>>748968
>Duel of the Fates starts up and then stops abruptly with a record scratch sfx
>The Gundam watches the craft take off and leave
No.748971
>Tfw you have to go because it's 5 in the morning so you have to cut it short
No.748972
>>748971
it's k man we will have a giant robot lightsaber fight later
No.748973
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>>748964
Don't do me any favors.
>>748965
Oh?
No.748974
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>>748968
"I want my information peaceably" "I'll kill anybody I see"
>shakes his head
Putz.
>...
Oh god damn it I could have fleeced a ship from that asshole.
No.748975
>>748973
>
Ta-dah. Jealous yet?
>sits down in his super snug super comfy onesie
No.748976
>>748969
It's about time we got moving forward again.
>>748973
I'm back in my right mind, what's the use in killing you again?
No.748977
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>>748974
So now we're both stranded here.
No.748978
>>748975
>
>
>
I wish I could just laugh at you, but honestly I am a little.
Fabiola's knitting me pajamas to replace my old ones but it's taking...a while.
>eyebrow raised
I'm only going to ask once how that material is comfortable.
>>748976
>uh
Well that was a topic I was hoping we could do without.
No.748979
>>748977
You got the ghost of your ex bugging you to murder her murderers like I do?
No, better yet, you know how to do maintenance?
No.748980
>>748978
Oh that's not what you meant. My mistake.
I thought you were being tongue-in-cheek and mildly bitter about it.
Oh well. If you'll excuse me, I've got conquering to prepare for.
>sticks one of the teleport fultons on himself
>sucked into a wormhole
No.748981
Is someone playing Ridley? I tried to ask in the other thread but no one responded.
No.748982
>>748978
This one's just fabric. The celtsuit's a trade secret. You can have this one if you want. Accidentally made like, ten.
No.748983
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>>748979
I blow up my parents' murderer every other year or so whenever they re-clone him, so...
>uh
It depends on the ship model.
>pop goes the helmet
What're you running?
No.748984
>>748980
I don't think I ever want to understand that man.
>exhales
That takes Roanapur off my mind at least.
>>748982
Are you sure your motives aren't a lot less virtuous, Lancer?
Those runes of yours seem helpful enough that you'd put them on Fabiola's bones.
No.748986
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>>748983
Well right now, a whole lot of dickall.
>shakes his head
Timesuck got the better of my ship, got dumped out here from the atmosphere on re-entry.
No.748987
>>748981
I think you're in the clear, fam.
>>748984
>fanged grin
Well telling you you're in a trap before you fall in it would be even less like me.
>a new celtsuit forms around him
No.748988
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>>748986
Yeah well, my ship's entirely drained of fuel and some jackass got me to bet my last credits on a footrace that I lost.
I run in Planck time and I lost. How the hell...
>rrrrrrrrrr
So you've got nothing and I've got an empty shell.
No.748989
>>748987
>grin returned
See to it you get in contact with those boys in Germany for me, please.
>folding a celt-onesie around her arm
>strolls off, humming
No.748990
>>748988
That sounds like a collection of really shitty decisions I don't have much room to judge.
A footrace though, goddamn.
>uh
Yeah that's about the gist of it. I dunno about you but aside from the lack of alien whores and my cat being a noisy bitch, it's not much different than usual for me.
No.748991
>>748989
>Maybe I should have installed a few surprise runes in that one.
>Whatever I'll just get it back from Tiny.
Germany, huh? Well I've always wanted to see the sights.
>
>runes on his legs glowing
Time to fly Enk airways.
>leap
No.748992
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>>748990
It's too dull for my tastes.
No.748993
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>>748992
Sounds like a lesson in not gambling on footraces.
Don't get me wrong, I don't like it either.
But, y'know, the whole revenge-in-waiting thing.
No.748994
>>748993
Still haven't done it?
No.748995
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>>748994
Still here, ain't I.