No.748996
>there's no worse fate than being DOOMed
No.748997
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So this is what it's like to be too tired to move anything but your smart mouth...
Huh. Familiar. Least there's no crowbar in sight.
No.748999
>>748998
The hell're you doing, moptop.
No.749000
>>748999
Blanket. I see people doing this, so it seemed like the right choice.
No.749001
>>749000
Idiot...
>tfw don't wanna move
No.749002
>>749001
Strange way to say "thank you", but I'm used to it.
>sits down
Rough night?
No.749003
>>749002
You could say that. Been up 96 hours. Teachin' Revy how to be Robin the way Batman taught me.
She's secretly excited like a schoolgirl to be a fuckin' superhero so I decided to give'er the full course meal.
I haven't been this tired since before I died.
No.749004
>>749003
You've been going at it for three days? How the hell did she pull that off?
No.749005
>>749004
Four.
Lots of coffee. Buckets of cold water when those stop working.
I think she's just as dog tired as me. Set'er to bed with an old muscle-regenerating herb I picked up from my old assassin mentor.
She'll be right as rain in a few hours.
No.749006
>>749005
Geez, man...
>nabs a meatbun out of his jacket
>yum
Well, at least she'll be able to keep up with you now. No pain, no gain and all that.
No.749007
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>>749006
haha cooking and chores
Keep up as best as she can at least.
She can handle the "hero" life. Just gotta help'er along the way.
No.749008
>>749007
aaayyy
Gotta say, I'm pretty surprised. She didn't seem like she would want the "hero" thing. Or that you would ever refer as yourself as one.
No.749009
>>749008
I'm a "hero" in the same sense that a killer who kills killers is a hero.
You want an idol, look to Boy Blue.
>uh
Superman.
I'm really just a glorified cleaner.
No.749010
>>749009
Just surprised you're actually using the word, that's all.
>
>When did he get that bowl?
No.749011
>>749010
Kabam!
>
>>749009
Oh? Seeing you tired is new. Need help?
No.749012
>>749011
Wh-
>face into the bowl
>muffled "hi"
No.749013
>>749012
Good morning. You know, that's not how you eat noodles.
>clinging onto his back
No.749014
File: 1456589473882.png (221.02 KB, 243x479, 243:479, BlazBlue_Continuum_Shift_M….png)
>>749013
>Gets his face out of the bowl
>Completely clean
>And so is the bowl
I was trying something new.
>scratching her ears
So Tamamo finally let you out, huh?
No.749015
>>749014
It was the worst... I had to do so much sweeping...
No.749016
>>749015
Aw, poor you...
>scratch scratch
Maybe now you know better to not take stuff that's not yours.
brb lunch time
No.749017
>>749016
It was shiny and I wanted in.
>pouting
>ears flopping around
No.749018
File: 1456590765691.jpg (690.69 KB, 800x1107, 800:1107, 40e03c9015322074899dfd5c4c….jpg)
Anyone order a sun dog?
No? Hey, Ammy, nobody's-oh wow she's actually asleep. Dang. I outpartied the sun!
No.749019
>>749018
Grandma? Oh jeez, is she okay?
No.749020
>>749019
Grams? Hell, guess that makes me gramps.
She'll be fine, just all tuckered out from bein' out with yours truly.
No.749021
>>749017
Would it hurt to ask to take one?
>>749018
Now there's two people I haven't seen in a while. Looks like you had fun.
No.749022
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>>749020
Gramps? You don't look any older than my boyfriend. Even got the same colour thing going on.
No.749023
File: 1456591579274.jpg (179.05 KB, 495x700, 99:140, 02ecffe91fdd1816f39b362005….jpg)
>>749021
Doin' good, whippersnapper? Hyahaha!
>>749022
Well I'm dating your grams soooo.
>cheesegrin
You can just call me Dante.
No.749024
>>749023
As good as you, gramps.
No.749025
>>749021
Can we not talk about it? I've learned my lesson.
>ears folded down
>>749023
It's weird to think that mum's the only one without a guy now.
No.749027
>>749024
Gramps, huh?
>Trickster Dashes over to Rags and puts him in a headlock
>noogie time go
You wanna go, y'little rascal?
>no real force in the words other than carefree fun
>>749025
That so? Maybe she needs some help.
Kinda gal is she anyways?
No.749028
>>749027
Wife material, through and through. You know I don't think you'd be the first guy to try and find a guy for her.
>
Try not to hurt Rags too much, I prefer him in once piece.
No.749029
>>749025
>pffft
Sure, sure. Come here.
>Gets her off his back
>Onto lap
>>749027
Wha-Ghah!
>noogied
Take you on any day, ya geezer.
>Grabs him by the arm
>>
No.749030
>holding onto his shoulder
>Moonman that's not gonna stop people from seeing you bleed
No.749031
File: 1456593391631.jpg (204.62 KB, 536x758, 268:379, 6512d30d19ab0959fef1190ab1….jpg)
>>749028
>grin
>maybe a little too wide
Wife material huh? Weird how she's the odd woman out then.
>
Ha! One piece.
>>749029
Yeah?
>Devil Trigger for a second
>woopwoop Demonte
Hah, got my blood boiling. Don't disappoint me!
No.749032
>>749029
If you lose to Grandpa here I'm not gonna shut up about it, by the way.
>>749030
>nurse go!
Sit down and tell me where the bullet hit you.
>>749031
In a state where I can fix him up, please.
No.749034
>>749031
What the...
>Heh
Looks like I better give it my all then.
>Azure: on
>>749032
Yeah, yeah. Just watch me.
>>749030
Whoa! That doesn't look good.
No.749035
>>749032
>>749033
>sighs
>sits down
Middle of my right shoulder.
>>749034
You've got that right. Turns out the Punisher is a sore loser when it comes to gambling.
No.749036
>>749032
He'll be fiiiine.
>>749034
Sure you can handle me, guy?
No.749037
>>749034
Jeez, you're fired up! Maybe I should get my cheerleader outfit instead of the nurse...
>>749035
I'll get it out lickety split.
>healing hands: on
Everything going alright?
>>749036
I'm gonna hold you to that, Dante.
No.749038
>>749035
Gambling? Wait, how much did he lose? Because depending on that...
>>749037
Nurse is fine. But if you wanna change it...
>spends a gooooood minute just looking at Ahri before turning his attention back to Dante
Just focus on helping Marc.
>>749036
Only one way to find out!
>Carnaaaage...
>'SCISSORS
No.749039
>>749037
Well, if you don't count getting shot, I've been doing fine.
>grin
>>749038
About $100. I keep forgetting that's a lot of money to people who don't have the kind of disposable income I do.
No.749040
>>749037
Pff. Worried about your moptop?
>>749038
>
Mmmmmissed me.
No.749041
File: 1456595501214.jpg (91.75 KB, 600x751, 600:751, 7fa1acd066bec516d390120ba3….jpg)
>>749038
Maybe I'll just keep this one.
>pops a "Ragna #1" cap on
>>749039
>plucks the bullet out as it rises to the top
Did you just flaunt your cash?
>>749040
He's a big softie.
No.749042
>>749041
>winces just a little
...Didn't mean to, but yeah, I guess I did.
No.749043
>>749039
Well, then he only has himself to blame for that. I don't know much about gambling, but I think one should know when to fold'em. Or something like that.
>>749041
I forgot you had that.
>>749040
Tch. I can see this is gonna be a pain.
>Let's try...
>Incomiiing
>
No.749044
>>749041
Have some confidence in the guy!
>>749043
Hey there!
>ftang
>Rebellion baybee
No.749045
>>749042
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say you deserve this.
>rolling the bullet around in her palm
>>749043
It's my favourite
>and only
cap!
>>749044
Grandma always liked the wild ones. I think I'll just watch the show.
No.749046
>>749043
>shrugs
I was just doing it for fun. Guess he actually needed the cash.
>>749045
'Course I did. I didn't move fast enough to dodge the bullet. Or bring my body armor.
No.749047
>>749045
What can I say? She lights my fire.
>suddenly on fire
She must be awake.
No.749048
>>749044
Gotcha.
>Spins the scythe in his hand and locks Rebellion between the blade and the handle
>Digs the blade to the floor to get support in an attempt to deliver a kick to Dante's face
>>749046
Probably. Still that's also how you lose money, so again, it's on him.
>>749045
Well, I'm flattered. Remind me to brush your tails after this.
No.749049
File: 1456597336406.jpg (485.35 KB, 1000x1075, 40:43, 028a4608759f50bf070c2b0ddc….jpg)
>>749046
And you used to be paranoid all the time. Whatever happened to that.
>>749047
I don't wanna know that!
>>749048
Only if you kick his ass!
No.749050
>>749048
Do you?
>lets go of Rebellion to unbalance Ragna's blood scythe
>just kinda extends Yamato from inside his jacket handle-first
>right into Ragna's dick
Gotta thank Vergil for his sword.
>>749049
Oops!
No.749051
>>749048
Punisher's the type of person who takes everything too seriously. I'm not surprised this happened.
>>749049
Believe me, I'm still paranoid. Only difference is I'm not worrying about myself anymore.
No.749052
>>749051
And you still played with him.
>>749050
>Blood Scythe's blade was stuck to the ground, so no balance was lost
>No way to dodge the Yamato to the dick though
Guah...!
>Releases Rebellion and gets back at his feet, sword hefted
That was a low blow, y'know...!
>>749049
Well... This is embarassing...
No.749053
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>>749050
Oh! Oh jeez. Oh... that look like it hurt.
>>749051
Well, it's a start.
>pats the shoulder
>soaks up all the blood
>>749052
It's okay, nothing I can't fix~
No.749054
>>749052
Little bit. Honor and that junk's Vergil's thing. I just have fun!
>PAWNCH
>it's like Jubei at full force
>>749053
One piece right?
No.749055
>>749052
People already think I'm a buzzkill. I'm not about to prove 'em right.
>>749053
Look at it this way: Someone has to mean a lot to me for me to be concerned.
>looks at his shoulder
...Thanks for the help.
No.749056
>>749053
It's cool... Truth be told, I'm already used to someone attacking... this area, so it didn't hurt that much.
>Thank you, professor Kokonoe.
>>749054
>IF YOU CAN DODGE A LOG, YOU CAN DODGE A BLADE
>Or in this case a punch
W-whoa!
>rolls to the side
I think you're having way too much fun!
>>749055
And you were shot. What have we learned from that?
No.749057
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>>749054
No slicing or dicing. Or death. Really don't wanna go there.
>>749055
You could also say "they also have to have cat ears" and it'll be true.
>ear wiggle
>>749056
Are you turning down my offer to help you?
No.749058
>>749056
Too much? Bah. Fine.
>>749057
Well I guess I'm done, things'll get too crazy if I cut loose anymore.
No.749059
>>749056
Wear armor when you hang out with Frank Castle?
>>749057
>sighs
...You had to go there.
No.749060
>>749059
Good enough.
>>749057
Well, I'm probably gonna be needin' some serious fixing so not real-
>>749058
Wait, you're done?
No.749062
>>749058
Thank goodness. Kind of got me worried with that punch.
>>749059
Okay, it was low hanging fruit. I'm sorry.
>>749060
Come visit the nurse's office when you're done~
>flits into her room
No.749063
>>749060
>>749061
>shrugs
Upside to not being able to die is I can take trial-and-error to a whole new level.
>>749062
It's alright. Somebody was going to make that joke eventually, might as well be you.
No.749064
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>>749060
For now, yeah. It was fun.
>>749062
No worries.
>off he goes
No.749065
>>749063
That's a good point, but you still should avoid getting shot like that.
>>749064
Wait, you--
>There's no way I can keep up with him without using the Blazblue...
>But now it's gonna look like I gave up!
>>749062
>sigh
Coming.
>Heading to her room.
No.749066
File: 1456600753037.jpg (154.31 KB, 676x922, 338:461, Moonman, Moonman, can't yo….jpg)
>>749065
I just didn't react fast enough. Shouldn't happen again.
No.749067
>>749066
I'll trust you with that. Now if you don't mind, "the nurse" is waiting for me.
>Into the room he goes
>Puts his head out
Also could you help Jay? I think he passed out on the floor. Put him on the couch or somewhere nice.
>back he goes
Also I thin
No.749068
>>749067
Got it. I'll go look for him.
>walks off
No.749069
File: 1456606006154.gif (66.18 KB, 500x438, 250:219, tired but don't wanna do a….gif)
Guess I got a cloaking device on me or somethin'.
...Wonder if Revy's still comatose. Maybe four days straight and an Arabic power pill were a bit much.
No.749070
>>749069
>[muffled screaming]
No.749071
>>749070
Soothing.
>oh god my everything
No.749072
[You got the Defense Plus Badge!]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEsMAOsNE7Y
>After looking around and finding some important items, Paper Mario decided to head back to the main room.
No.749073
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>>749071
Jay
Jaaaaaaaaaaaay
I know you're over there, Jay.
>I can't move my fucking neck
Get over here so I can kick your ass.
No.749074
File: 1456606971708.jpg (17.17 KB, 400x412, 100:103, 5045a89aab33596b213e7a5570….jpg)
>>749073
Do I gotta? Come on, cut me some slack I was at it just as hard as you.
Haven't done stupid bullshit like that since before I died.
No.749075
>>749073
?
>Mario began to hear something, he decided to follow that sound to see who it was.
No.749076
>>749072
>Bwip, sipping on wine
Good morning, Mario.
No.749077
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>>749074
Yeah and you didn't have to do it all in green panties and put up with your shit at the same fucking time.
>rrrr
Fuck it, knock yourself in the dick for me.
>>749075
What the fuuuuuuuuuuuck
No.749078
>>749076
>Paper Mario goes up and greets Dimentio, he asked him if he was doing good today.
>>749077
>Mario saw the woman, asking if she was alright.
No.749079
>>749077
You're right: I had to do it all in green panties and put up with Batman's shit.
>
Did I slip us both weed instead of Talia's wake-me-ups because that paper's moving.
No.749080
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>>749078
But of course, I just got back Rosalina's, she is quite nice with house guests, wouldn't you agree?
No.749081
>>749079
>Looked around the room, then pointed to himself. Paper Mario confirmed that he was in fact made of Paper. He said that he came here to find the Heart of Gold.
>>749080
>Mario nods, and says he gained a new Party member, and found a few more items.
No.749082
>>749081
Oh ho? Ain't that nice, tell me about this new member!
No.749083
>>749078
Does it look like I'm alright you stupid talking target! I can't feel my fucking legs!
>[BARKBARKBARK]
>>749079
Ha! Gay.
>guh
Fuck, I'd rub my eyes and check but I think that's askin' too much as it is.
Never smoked a talkin' joint before, Jay.
No.749084
>>749081
Times like this, you gotta ask yourself: "What am I willing to put up with today?"
Not fucking this.
>>749083
Talking Heads?
Tell you what, when I can feel anything that's not a massive headache we can go for it.
No.749085
>>749082
>Mario told Dimentio of this Female Bounty Hunter in a Suit of Armor, saying that she knew the Non-Paper Mario. And was willing to help to get of this planet.
>>749083
>Mario had an idea.
[Selected Ultra Shroom]
>Mario handed her a Green Mushroom and told her to eat it, saying it would heal her.
>>749084
>Mario asked for the confused man's name.
No.749086
>>749084
...I dunno what the fuck you just said but that better be the name of a strain now, shit that's a good one.
Hey Jay, how come we could walk back to this shithole in the middle of the night so we could bitch about it in the morning, but we can't get off our asses now,
>>749085
>??
'Kay yeah, I must be fuckin' trippin' now.
Screw it, go big or go home, my weird little dude.
>eat de shroom
No.749087
>>749085
I'm not sure I even wanna entertain this clearly exhaustion induced hallucination.
>>749086
It's called "Robin Syndrome". We can pull off stupidly cool feats of walking long distances despite pretty much every conventional fact disproving our ability to, but then it just kinda falls short.
I walked across a warehouse with all my bones broken before I died.
No.749088
>>749086
>Mario asked her if she felt better now.
>>749087
>The Paper Plumber said that he wasn't a hallucination, and that he could prove it.
No.749089
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>>749087
>staring at her hands
>
>
>
Jay
Jay what if
What if our bones are broken all the time.
>>749088
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA TALKING PAPER
No.749090
>>749088
The amount of shits I give are directly proportionate to the amount of limbs I can move right now.
That's a whopping "zero" in case your weird illusory brain doesn't work.
>>749089
Aw fuck now she's stoned.
No.749091
>>749085
Nyoho? Well, I suppose that is an interesting first Party Member, no?
No.749092
>>749089
>Mario told her not to be alarmed, that he wasn't going to hurt her.
>>749090
>
>Mario whacked the man's foot with his hammer, not enough to give serous harm, but enough to be able to feel it.
>>749091
>Paper Mario explained to Dimentio that she isn't the only partner he had. He also has a Fighting Robot, and a Small Creature.
No.749093
>>749090
Gummy bears! I can feel 'em wrigglin' around, chewin' on my brain!
Tiny fanged neon Funky Winkerbeans!
>yanking at her hair
Jay?
>>749092
>click clack the gun's coming out
DON'T FUCKING MOVE, SPARKY
No.749094
>>749093
>Mario shook his head in terror, telling her not to shoot. He didn't want to fight her.
No.749095
>>749092
>nada, chief
>these nerves are fried from abuse
When I get up I'm gonna probably rip you apart.
>>749093
>using his chin to worm over
Do me a favor and fucking shoot me already, laying around like a corpse is way too fitting for me.
No.749097
>>749092
Uh oh, looks like you're in a bit of a pickle now!
No.749098
>>749094
I'LL FUCKIN' KILL YOU MAN
I HAVE OVER 300 CONFIRMED KILLS
>>749095
>shoots on instinct
...Wait, BUT WHO PUT THE PLUTONIUM PEANUT BUTTER IN MY UNDERWEAR
No.749099
>>749096
Don't gimme tha-
>>749098
>BLAM
>
No.749100
>>749097
>
>>749098
>Paper Mario backed up, again saying to to hurt-
No.749101
>>749099
>Mario rushed over to the man, trying to help him up.
No.749102
File: 1456609390750.gif (973.63 KB, 500x392, 125:98, tumblr_nbrcujnlb61shbc9ho1….gif)
>>749099
Who put this mannequin here?
Why is my gun warm?
>>749100
It's just like that Beatles song, my man.
In my Octopus Garden or whatever
No.749103
>>749100
>Smirks a bit, sipping more wine
I know you can fix it though.
No.749104
>>749102
>>749102
>Mario tried to tell her that she just shot someone.
No.749105
>>749104
>
>>749103
>He begged him to get the man to some medical help, he didn't want someone to die.
No.749106
>>749105
Why should I, he can handle it himself, trust me
No.749107
>>749101
>nigga he ded
>for about a minute
>up he goes
You're gonna fix my friend. Who the fuck gives people mushrooms like that? What the fuck?
>>749102
Fuckin'...
No.749108
>>749104
Aaaaaaaaaaand?
The fuck's that got to with the price of tea in fuckin' China.
>high wearing off
>looks down at Jay
Aw god damn it.
>>749107
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
RADICAL REVY CHAN, "NICE CATCH"
No.749109
>>749106
>Paper Mario pleaded to Dimentio, saying he'll do anythi-.
>>749107
>He explains that in his world, it's supposed to heal people.bye didn't expect it to do that to her.
>>749108
...
>
No.749110
>>749108
Still wearing the scale panties under that I see.
>>749109
So you're not a hallucination.
Guess that means you've got an ass I can kick.
No.749111
>>749109
THE EMISSARY FROM HESTONWORLD
RADICAL REVY IS HERE TO SOLVE ALL YOUR PROBLEMS
>>749110
BIKINI ARMOR IS THE NEXT BIG THING!
No.749112
>>749110
>Mario didn't want to fight, he was only trying to help.
>>749111
...
No.749113
>>749109
>Chortles
You'll get used to it, trust me.
No.749114
>>749111
Niceu niceu. Veeeery niceu, Revy-chan.
>>749112
Good. 'Cause it's not a fight. Bite the curb, little man.
No.749115
>>749113
>Mario really hopes so.
>>749114
>Mario gets into a fighting pose, saying if he has no choice, he will have to take you down.
No.749116
>>749112
DO YOU WANT TO JOIN OUR CLUB?
DO YOU NEED HELP
>>749114
MAKAROV, KALASHNIKOV, TOKAREV!
DEPLOYING BAD GUY SUPPRESSION
>click click click
GUNS!
No.749117
>>749115
>Sighs, poofing up some Pop corn
This should be quite interesting...
No.749118
>>749115
Yeah... nah.
>shotgun peestol go
Think I'll just use you as a target dummy.
>>749116
Get that mothafucka.
No.749119
>>749116
>Mario wasn't sure if she was same enough to let her join his Party.
>>749117
>He tells Dimentio that he better be giving him SP for this.
>>749118
[THE OPPONENT MADE THE FIRST STRIKE!]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDIXaJKGVKw
3 DMG!
[77/80 HP 75/75 FP]
(Selected Hammer)
NICE! 2 DMG!
No.749120
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>>749119
>Sighs deeper
Just... don't get yourself killed, okay?
No.749121
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>>749118
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAI
>>749119
REPENT MOTHERFUCKER
>what is a man
>but a miserable pile of bullet holes
No.749122
>>749119
>Jay's nerves are still fried, pain ain't no thang
...So what's stopping me from just going over there and tearing you in two?
Don't answer, I'm sure if I shoot enough something will happen.
>>749121
This is a practical problem. Which means the answer is obviously more gun.
No.749123
>>749120
>He says he'll try.
>>749121
>Mario tells her she's making it really hard to pay attention to the figh-
>>749122
>Mario says again that he really doesn't want to fight, and he's making it really hard not to hurt him. Mario asks for him to stand down, and not to fight over a little accident.
No.749124
Great Scot, they're hurting my lackey!
Now who will help me take over the world?
No.749125
>>749122
More gun, huh.
I'm no mathematician, but that sounds good enough to me!
>>749123
>where did she get that minigun
You're gonna be the harshest blunt I ever smoked but damn me if I ain't now.
No.749126
>>749123
Y'know what I hate more than morons? Morons who act like they're on the high road.
So now I'm gonna mulch you.
>minigun out of the jacket
>>749125
Haha this is gonna be awesome.
No.749127
>>749124
>Mario tells him to help him before the man rips him to shreds.
>>749125
>>749126
>Mario says he isn't going to attack anymore, no matter what you do.
No.749128
>>749126
Man how come I don't get a bullshit jacket.
>>749127
Your funeral.
>VRRRRRRRRRRRRR
No.749129
>>749127
It's funny that you even bothered. I did say it was a curbstomp.
>VRRRRRRRRRR 2: Electric Boogaloo
>>749128
You'd look great in one too, shit. We'll go looking for some.
No.749130
>>749127
>looking at the bullets
>then back to mario
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeell it's that time again.
Time for Plankton to cut his losses!
>runs away
No.749131
>>749128
6 DMG!
[71/80 HP 75/75 FP]
>>749129
7 DMG!
[74/80 HP 75/75 FP]
(Select No Nothing)
>>749130
...
No.749132
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>>749129
I look good in fucking anything.
...Shit I can't even make those kinda jokes with you anymore, fuck me.
>>749131
Hey Jay, how come it's taking so damn long to shoot paper?
No.749133
>>749131
Alright what gives. Where the fuck's Ambush Bug to explain.
>>749132
Fuck if I know but it's pissing me off.
No.749134
>>749132
>>749133
>Paper Mario says he's stronger than he looks, but he chooses not to fight. He really doesn't want to escalate this. He says he's sorry.
No.749135
>>749133
Sorry pally, I'm on break.
Where's the ninja guy with the Mexican food fetish, this is his area of expertise now.
No.749136
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>>749133
I think I'm fuckin' bored now.
Jackets?
>>749134
God you are the pussiest piece of paper that stops bullets I ever fucking met.
No.749137
>>749134
You're serious aren't you.
I remember saying I'm not willing to put up with this. Get outta here before I actually get mad.
>>749135
You guys get breaks?
>>749136
So whaddya wanna do now, Short Shorts?
No.749138
>>749137
You remember the last piece of fine American media I was in?
No?
Me either, have some dice.
No.749139
>>749136
>Mario says he didn't want to hurt anyone, he just want to find the Heart of Gold and go home.
>>749137
>Mario nods, and walks off.
[MARIO FLED THE FIGHT!]
No.749140
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>>749137
Ain't that the question of the day.
>griiiiiiiiin
S'a buncha hippies camped out in the capitol building. Let's waste 'em all before the cops show up and hold up those suit fuckers for cash!
>>749139
Asshole!
No.749141
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>>749138
I remember I put this dude's eyes and kneecaps out with them one time.
>>749140
That's not very parago-oh fuck that I'm renegade.
>...
Yeah but then Superman's gonna lobotomize us and throw us in his fucking arctic jail to rot.
How 'bout we lay into'em without killin'em. Make'em wish they were dead, yeah?
No.749142
>>749141
That is really disturbing, Patrick!
>byooooo
No.749143
>>749141
That's like sayin' let's drink a beer but stoppin' after poppin' the fucking tag. I half-ass a lotta shit, Jay, but never going ham on a fool.
>fucking
Rubber bullets or Superman, huh.
No.749144
>>749142
Free shrugs.
>>749143
Now you know how I feel whenever shit like this comes up. And why I stick to the robots from spaaaaaaace or the Not-Cobra-type organizations.
Nobody'll miss nameless mooks behind all-enclosing suits. Hippies? Hippies have faces. Not that I give a shit but someone bigger than me will.
No.749145
>>749144
And he's just gotta give a shit when he ain't supposed to. Doesn't he ever take a nice shit or jack off or fucking anything?
Kinda missin' the stupid gangbanger bastards.
No.749146
>>749145
Fuck. Superman.
>guh
We could fuck someone else's day up outta the country.
No.749147
>>749146
Hear Sis has somethin' goin' down in Germany. Means I wanna stay the fuck away from that shit.
>!
Oi, when's that running of the bulls shit? Spain sounds like a killer time.
No.749148
>>749147
Sixth of July to the fourteenth. Sorry, few months too early.
>!
We can still do the riot thing. We're not police, they can't fault us for being excessively brutal.
>grin: go
No.749150
Asked another question in the thread
No.749153
>>749150
You're good for Stocking. Guy who does Eggman also does Sonic.
No.749155
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>>749148
What's busting a little crime even if you don't speak beaner, eh?
Fuck, I bet we can joyride a cop car or some shit. Think of the tequila!
No.749157
No.749158
>>749155
You wanna head south of the border?
No.749160
>>749159
Sounds fun. I'll bring my sombrero.
No.749161
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>4:20pm
>Char wakes and bakes having been asleep all day
>He wanders outside on the balcony over the swamp, rolling the thought of the confederacy's invasion last night around his head
>The sun is setting
>He lights a cigarette and watches it
No.749162
Alright, Daddy hours are done. Time to make the doughnuts
No.749163
>>749160
You have a sombrero? Some fucking cool guy.
What's next, Mickey Mouse shorts?
>>749162
Didn't realize we were in a bad 80s porno all of a sudden.
No.749164
>>749162
Yo, Ron Jeremy.
>>749163
Says the one in my old green boypanties.
No.749165
>>749161
Lookin' pensive. Something big happen?
No.749166
>>749163
How so?
>>749164
What? Thats from a TV ad
No.749167
>>749164
Boypanties on me are normal panties on everybody else, you big stupid homo.
That ain't a no I'm hearing.
>>749166
No no, go get the fuckin' pizza box with the hole cut in it, I'll wait.
>snort
No.749168
>>749166
Interlopers from beyond our star system.
We were already apparently being visited by Shieldworld aliens and now we have the Confederacy nosing around on out planet. The Republic garrison was bad enough but at least they allowed the planets autonomy.
No.749169
>>749166
Grab a poncho. We're goin' to Mexico for a little. Fuck some poor idiots up for fun.
>>749167
It's not a no.
No.749170
>>749168
What a pain in the ass. I'm gonna assume you're doing something about it. How can I help out? Not too keen on invaders.
No.749171
>>749170
>He shrugs
Not entirely sure yet.
One thing's for sure - we can't just let them do what they want and drag our planet into an intergalactic war.
We still have our own beefs that need squashing before we fuckaround with outside conflicts.
No.749172
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>>749169
Fuckin' hell, I can't even say anything about that.
>felt mouse ears fall out of her pocket
Uh.
No.749173
>>749171
I'll look into this.
No.749174
>>749167
Har har?
>>749168
....
K
>>749169
Are we getting paid?
No.749175
>A small recon droid hides behind a rock and listens for any important intel.
No.749176
>>749172
>
>>749174
We don't get paid to have fun--okay, my definition of fun is beating people up so yes we do but you get the idea--we're just gonna kick some ass for the sake of it. Loot the idiots after.
No.749177
>>749174
>cassette player out
>bow chicka bow wow
>>749176
What, girl can't go to Disneyland after killing her asshole dad?
No.749178
>>749175
>oh no you don't
>pew
No.749180
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>>749175
>why hello little droid
>don't mind me watching you
>or that I'm right behind you
No.749181
>>749178
>>749180
>The Droid emits smoke and fire, it's eye-receptor shutting off.
>"...Well, there does one of our Recon Droids."
No.749182
>>749177
Metal. I'm gonna go pack. C'mon with me.
No.749183
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>>749182
You're packing that damn Hawaiian shirt I got ya!
>tags afte
No.749184
>>749179
Thank you, sir.
>
I've got a feeling someone else is going to disintegrate this Separatist business before I do.
>>749181
>thumbs up for the camera
No.749185
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>>749181
MOTHER FUCKER!
>I was going to sneak kill that!
No.749186
>>749184
This is your show. I leave it all to you and your garrison.
Of course, you're not alone. We'll support you through supplies and reinforcements.
No.749187
>>749181
>A shadow engulfs it as something large looms over the wreckage of the droid
No.749188
>>749181
>>749187
>Wookie roar
>Dren drags off the droid for analysis
No.749189
>>749188
>.....did he just say "I want friend chicken" in Wookie?
No.749191
>>749190
>you're freaking me out man
No.749192
>>749186
It's not inside interference I'm worried about.
The CIS are making too many powerful enemies too quickly. They don't know how things work around here.
I'm a little surprised this didn't end yesterday. The Count biting it so quickly would be a little disappointing.
>
Not that him biting it is a bad thing, I mean.
No.749193
Send a few Droidekas their way, maybe they'll have an easier job.
>"Roger Roger."
>Three Droidekas roll over the horizon, heading towards the Hall.
No.749194
>anyone got a feeling shits about to go down?
>I do
>and I like it!
No.749195
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>>749193
Never going to learn, are they. Prep your EMPs, boys.
>various troopers duck down into cover
No.749196
>>749194
>One Droideka finds something on it's scanner, it branches off from the other two.
>>749195
>The other two droids head near a large boulder and uncurl, scanning around for any signs of life.
No.749197
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>>749196
>Predator leaps for the high grounds activating it's suit
No.749198
>>749196
>troopers would be visible, ducked behind various fortifications around the hall
Steady, steady...
>
No.749199
>>749197
>The Droideka stops and uncurls, activating it's shield, looking around the perimeters.
>>749198
>One of the droids notice part of a trooper outfit poking out, it activates it's shield and prepares to fire.
No.749200
>>749199
>leaping down on the Droideka's back, the Predator goes for a head stab with it's wrist blade
No.749201
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>>749199
>gives the hand signal
Let 'em have it!
>three of the troopers pop out and toss EMP grenades towards the droidekas
>the rest begin opening fire
No.749202
>>749200
>The droieka was too late to turn around, the blade piercing it's processor, it fires wildly for a few moments before stopping and collapsing onto the ground, destroyed.
>>749201
>The EMP hits the unprotected droid, the shockwave disabling it's systems. The last droid closes in and fires directly at the squadron.
No.749203
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>>749202
>waiting until it dies, the Predator takes it's head and one of it's gun arms as it's trophies, hearing the shots he moves to investigate
No.749204
>>749202
>they concentrate their fire on the last droid, attempting to overwhelm the shields
>Fordo retrieves another grenade from his belt just in case
No.749205
>>749203
>>749204
>The droideka's sheilds start to fade out, but it does manage to hit one of the clones in the leg, and one in the shoulder. It closes in just a little more, it's shots becoming more accurate.
No.749206
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>>749205
>Predator throws it's smart disk at the gun arms from the side to take them both out
No.749207
>>749205
Alright, that's enough! Get down!
>uninjured troopers move to tend to their bretheren
>here comes that other droid popper
No.749208
>>749206
>The droid slowly falls to the ground, it's shield finally breaking. You start to realize a lot of these a lot of these droids have difficultly with surprise attacks.
>>749207
>The grenade delivers the final blow, the droid shutting off and falling on it's side.
No.749209
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>>749208
>such is the flaw in using a machine
No.749210
>>749208
>briefly scans over the area for more hostiles
>stoops by one of the wounded troopers and opens up a commlink
>ksshk
This is Fordo, requesting a Casevac. Two CAT Bravos, leg and should injuries.
>"Roger, sending a bird over."
This is going to get old real fast.
No.749211
>well with this done time to return to camp
No.749212
>the wounded troopers are loaded up into a Medevac Laat/i
>this totally isn't just an excuse to use this picture
I'm going to go do some recon. They can't be setting these clankers down too far from here.
Lieutenant, hold down the fort. Gunships are on call if they give you any more trouble.
>"Yes sir!"
>they salute and run back to their positions
No.749213
>hanging the drideka's head and cannon next to the Supers's
>.....wonder what Jack is up to?
No.749214
>Predator log update
>another droid attack
>they seem to not be able to handle sneak attacks
>well placed traps could deal with them
>on a side note
>seems The Will and Samus are stranded here
>oddly neither has asked me for help in repairing a ship
>maybe they just don't want to bother me with it?
>for now I will do more maintenance
No.749215
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No.749216
>A loud crash can be heard in the distance, along with a piercing screech.
No.749218
No.749219
>>749216
Well that can't be good
No.749220
>>749219
>I'll get my spear and magic helmet
>>749218
?
No.749221
>>749220
Spear and magic helmet?
No.749222
>>749220
Spear and magic helmet?
No.749223
>>749217
>>749219
>Just a few meters, a small cargo ship crash-lands into the planet. A large dragon-looking creature emerges from the wreckage, and looks at his surroundings.
This.... is not good at all...
No.749224
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>>749221
>>749222
>spear and magic helmet
>>749223
>......oh it's that thing Samus hunts
No.749225
>>749223
A purple dragon? Hoo boy. I hope I haven't been dosed with anything
No.749226
>>749224
>>749225
>The dragon looks at the two people before him, speaking with a deep growl.
Who are you...?
What planet is this?
No.749227
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>>749226
I'm Ant Man. And this is Earth
No.749228
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>>749226
"Welcome to Earth"
No.749229
>>749227
>>749228
Earth, you say? Hmm...
>Ridley coughs, almost collapsing to the ground.
Would any of you be so kind as to help me? My body is horribly damaged.
No.749230
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>>749229
>it's going to get a lot worse when Samus sees you
No.749231
>>749229
Oh...um...I'm not really a medical guy
No.749232
>>749230
Seamus Aran is on this plane-
...
>He hisses, a smile spreading across his face.
That's.... Perfect...
>>749231
I will need a place to rest.
No.749233
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>>749232
>she's going to kill you
>again
No.749234
>>749233
She won't if I ambush her... But I must stay hidden from plain sight... Is there anywhere I can stay without her finding me?
No.749235
>>749232
Go for it. Seems like that's mostly what people do here anyways
No.749236
>>749234
>how can she miss you?
>you're huge!
>you're too big to fit into the base
No.749237
>>749235
>>749236
Is there a cave around anywhere?
No.749238
>>749237
It's a swamp so I don't think so
No.749239
>>749237
>three clics north from here
>next to the haunted town
>west of the red evil fortress
No.749240
>>749238
>>749239
Thank you, that will do nicely.
And if either of you inform Samus about my location, you both will be my next meals.
>Ridley slowly flies off.
No.749241
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>>749240
>try it
>and you'll be my next trophy
No.749243
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>>749242
>.....that's a child with a mask and blade in it
No.749244
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>>749243
>staring up at a wall clock
>her helicopter blade moves with every tick of the second hand
>[zen]
No.749245
>>749244
>well I'm not going to disturb the kid
>back to camp for me
>sliding back behind the potted plants
No.749246
>Bwip, covered in wine
Well that was a horrible trip to the theater...
No.749247
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No.749248
>>749245
>a man is behind me
>I think he's leaving though
>that's okay
>resume meditation
No.749249
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>>749248
>going to eat me some lamb
>.....what smells like wine?
No.749250
>>749249
Where can I find a hose here?
No.749251
>>749250
>a farm is 7 clics south from here
No.749252
>tactical espionage action goes here
No.749253
>>749251
>Shrugs, bwips away
>And back, all clean
Much better!!
No.749254
>>749252
>hey Jack
>droids came back
>killed another one
>>749253
>if you say so
No.749255
>>749254
>removes the box
More came, huh?
Shame I wasn't around to see them...I could've gone for some ripping.
No.749257
>>749255
>these ones rolled around
>points to the head and gun of the drideka hanging next to the other droid trophies
>>749256
>okay
No.749258
>>749257
Then they'd be more of a challenge too...
Bonus.
No.749259
>>749257
Okay.
Say, you wouldn't know where Mario is, would you?
No.749260
>>749258
>weak to sneak attacks
>meaning your box would leave them powerless
>>749259
>possibly in bed
No.749261
>>749260
Really now?
Now I'll have to use that more often.
No.749262
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>>749261
>they also had a energy shield
>didn't last long
>your blade can cut through it
>......so Link and Zelda met up
No.749263
>>749260
Good good, you know, he really needs to get used to this place
No.749264
>>749262
So I could take either approach...
And yeah, I already saw.
No.749265
>>749263
>I spent months watching this place
>the place and people you don't get use to
>just the madness
>>749264
>......hey Jack
>I'd still go to Mexico with you
No.749266
>>749265
It's fine, Predator.
Like I said, I was there-- hey wait what's that supposed to mean?
No.749267
>>749266
>nothing
>just saying
>if Zelda is busy with Link
>you still got me
No.749268
>>749267
...I really think you're looking too deep into this.
No.749269
>>749268
>and I'm just saying
>I'm here for you man
>unless I'm murdering Ridly
No.749270
>>749269
Riiiiiiiight, I'll keep that in mind.
Thanks.
>somewhat confused
No.749271
>>749270
>yeah that thing that Samus kills showed up
>said it'd eat me if I told Samus
>I'm not only going to tell Samus, but I'm going to mount his skill on my wall
No.749272
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>>749271
I'd ask if you want help but...I think you have the pretty well taken care of.
No.749273
>>749272
>a fire breathing space dragon
>if he wasn't weak from crashing I'd have killed him on the spot
>but I want him nice a healed up
>I want the last thing he sees to be me standing over his broken body
>.....can you say Eat this!
>I want to play it back before I rip out his skull
No.749274
>>749273
Looks like you've got this all planned out.
I wonder how good his head'll look on your wall.
No.749275
>>749274
>it would look great next to the droids
No.749276
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>>749275
I'm not one for keeping souvenirs from kills, but hey.
If you think so.
No.749277
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>>749276
>its part of what my people do
>hunt and take trophies
No.749278
>>749277
How many you got?
No.749280
>>749279
Do you have a rough estimation or...
No.749281
>>749280
>over 100
>I keep busy
No.749282
>>749281
Shit, you must have a lot of space.
No.749283
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>>749282
>ever seen the inside of my camp?
No.749284
>>749283
Not after last time I tried going in there.
No.749285
>>749284
>yeah see, no one wants to see the inside
>it's really roomy
>got all my stuff, trophies, where I sleep
No.749286
>>749285
I'll have to see it...when you're not skinning someone.
No.749288
>>749287
>sniff
>sniiiiiiiff
Could you at least take that thing outside?
No.749289
>>749288
>bugs get into the bodies faster
>and it attracts the red guy
No.749290
>>749289
And the red guy attracts the white one...
Alright don't take it outside but you better get that smell out of here soon.
No.749291
>>749290
>I cracked a window and sprayed the lavender stuff
No.749292
>>749291
So we're good, right?
I think we're good.
No.749293
>>749292
>I don't hear anyone screaming
>so yeah we good
No.749294
>>749293
Not like there's anybody here to scream.
No.749295
>>749294
>only a matter of time before the animal people pop up Jack
>taken a head count, 7 of them
No.749296
>>749295
...animal people?
No.749297
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>>749296
>mostly females with animal ears
No.749299
>>749298
>not much different then those cyborg boat girls
No.749300
>>749299
Oh, then we have little to actually worry about.
No.749301
>>749300
>I don't understand those boat cyborgs
>they are meant for combat
>but look more like they should be at a school
No.749302
>>749301
That's the point! It's to deceive you!
No.749303
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>>749302
>I see
>well then I will not underestimate them
>thank you Jack
No.749304
>>749303
You're welcome.
When it comes to here, appearances aren't everything.
No.749305
>>749304
>like your human disguise?
No.749306
>>749305
Exactly like that.
No.749307
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>>749306
>so you wear a disguise
>to look like human guys
No.749308
>>749307
But I'm not a man...
No.749309
>>749308
>you're a cyber ninja
No.749310
>>749309
A Liberian ninja warrior...
With a heart so cold.
No.749311
>>749309
>Day 753
>Still, nobody is aware that I am a giant chicken.
>All according to plan...
No.749312
>>749310
>oh no! an innocent is being attacked!
>>749311
>......something seems off
>must remember to investigate deeper
No.749314
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>>749313
"With a heart so cold."
>for a cold heart you sure to jump to save people
No.749315
>>749314
Okay, so I was being a little dramatic.
Are you going to next point out that I don't even have a heart?
No.749316
>>749315
>you have something close to one
>seems to work fine from the looks of things
No.749317
>>749316
Well I guess I might as well have said Liberian ninja warrior with something close to heart so lukewarm.
No.749318
>>749317
>yeah that works
>do me a sold
>if you see Samus before I do, tell her Ridly is in a cave south from here
No.749319
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>>749318
I'll try to remember that.
No.749320
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>>749319
>cool
>I want to spit in the face of his idel threat at me
No.749321
>>749320
You really really want to kill that thing.
No.749322
>>749321
>so vary much
>I'm going to enjoy doing it
No.749323
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>>749322
Well have fun.
I'm sure it'll be exciting.
No.749324
>>749323
>or a gory mess
>I'm okay with both
No.749325
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>>749324
I'm sure you want both.
No.749326
No.749327
>Samsung's in a bad mood
>she's so mad that it's bottomed out into tranquil fury
I know he's here. I know he's here and I'm going to absolutely atomize him.
Who saw the giant purple alien dragon.
No.749328
>>749327
>cave, south from here, tell him I sent you and if he wants to take a bite out of me he's more then welcome to die trying
>>749325
>I do
No.749329
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>>749328
There won't be anything left when I'm done but I'm sure he'll just be cloned again.
>seething in her suit
I'm releasing all my weapon limiters. Use of overkill weaponry allowed.
No.749330
>>749328
Be sure to tell me how it goes...
No.749331
>>749329
>dips on the clone
>>749330
Jack do you want to murder a space dragon?
No.749332
>>749331
I think I'm good.
No.749333
>>749332
>you sure?
>I mean you could chop it out of the sky
No.749334
>sitting on the thermostat
HYAHAHAHAHA! MY NEW PLAN CAN'T POSSIBLY FAIL
By making it cold enough inside to be mildly uncomfortable
No.749335
>>749331
I don't know what the space pirates are doing here but I'm going to wipe them off the face of the universe.
Not even ashes will be left.
No.749336
>>749333
I could but I don't think I want to.
>>749334
>shivers slightly
I'm slightly uncomfortable right now.
No.749337
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>>749335
>damn
>I wanted to kill some
>maybe tattoo myself with their blood
>.....no really I want Ridly's skull so bad
>>749336
>you sure man?
No.749338
>>749336
Yes! And now to put my plan into action!
>hops up on Raiden's shoulder
>AHEM
Excuse me, sir. Would you like to try a tasty chumburger? It's warm.
No.749339
>>749337
I'll let you cut off his head. Everything else gets vaporized.
No.749340
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>>749338
No thank you, that looks pretty gross.
>>749337
I'm positive.
No.749341
>>749340
WHAT!?
Come ooooon, you're cold, aren't you? So just put the stupid chum in your face and chew chew chew!
>I mean
What I meant to say was, your hair looks fabulous!
No.749342
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>>749339
>deal
>truth be told I want him at 100%
>that way when his body is broken and his life fading
>he will look up as I ready the killing blow knowing I am the superior one
>then I'm putting that skull next to the droid parts
>>749340
>alright, more for me and Samus
No.749343
>>749341
...thanks?
That's not going to get me to put that...whatever it is...in my mouth but...thanks?
>>749342
Enjoy, I don't think there'd be enough left for me anyway.
No.749344
>>749342
...I've killed him about 8 times already. I guess you can have this one.
But I want to watch him die.
No.749345
>>749343
Curses, a lateral thinker? And with that surly attitude...
Latitude?
No.749346
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>>749343
>oh I will.....also you have a thing on you
>I think it's trying to sell you under cooked meat
>and not the kind I eat
>>749344
>deal
>so you vape the body
>I get the skull
>.....also so you and the Will are stuck here?
No.749347
>>749345
I think latitude is a good word for that.
>>749346
I can already see that...kinda.
Hard to see.
No.749348
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>>749346
Essentially. I plan to hijack one of those CIS ships to drain its fuel into my gunship. Probably steal one for him too.
No.749349
>>749347
>did you want me to get?
>I think I can hit it
No.749350
>>749347
But surely you must be hungry!
What about some chum nuggets? Perfect for any chum-related meal!
No.749351
>>749348
>Jack brought one down
>watch out for the CIS stuff
>a lot of it is cheaply made for mass production
No.749352
>>749349
Don't bother.
>>749350
I ate before coming here.
No.749353
>>749352
I see you've come prepared with a robot body that does not require my delicious chum.
Fool! So did I!
>hops in a robot fish
>runs away
No.749355
>>749352
>I should have taken the shot
No.749356
>>749355
Noooo you shouldn't have.
No.749357
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>>749356
>I distrust that thing
No.749359
>>749357
I don't see it as a threat. Minor nuisance maybe...
>>749358
The Hell?!
No.749360
>>749359
>vary well
>>749358
>.....interesting
No.749361
>>749359
>skidding to a halt
>>749360
>what do your robot eyes see, Casshern
>friend or foe
>SUCH A LUST FOR CONFUSION
No.749362
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>>749360
Yeah no need to blast...whatever it was away.
>>749361
And I thought I was quick on my feet.
No.749363
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>>749361
>android
>better craftsmanship then the droids
>this one is a one of a kind perhaps?
No.749364
No.749365
>>749362
Who are you?
>>749363
>yoooou got it
I've never seen something like that before...
No.749366
>About 3 clicks off, some droids find a cave.
Intel found a ship crashed near the Hall, and whatever it manned it headed for this cave.
>"Whatever it is, it wasn't a Jedi, that's for sure."
>The droids hear a loud screech, and begin to tremble.
W-what was that?!
>"I don't know.... M-maybe it's friendly?"
>A darkened figure entered from the cave.
Trespassers, wonderful.... Well no matter, they're going to be scrap metal soon...
>The droids back up from the cave and start to run away.
>"L-let's get out of here!"
ROGER ROGER!!
>The dragon explodes the two droids with a few plasma blasts, easily blowing them to bits.
Damn droids... But at least my back is healed now, I think it's time to scout ahead, take a scenic route, through the swamp.
>Ridley quickly takes flight, heading north.
No.749367
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>>749362
>fine , but I'm thinking about eating it
>>749365
"I've never seen something like that before..."
No.749368
>>749365
They call me Raiden.
>>749367
Alright if you think so.
>>749366
There's our dragon...
No.749369
>>749366
I suppose I can't expect any intelligence from the idiot who died eight times.
>>749367
Get ready if you want your trophy before I lose my cool and go on a blind rampage.
No.749370
>>749368
>second though.....
>>749366
"I'm going to have us some fun~"
No.749371
>>749367
Vocal mimicry.
>>749368
Casshern. That's what they call me, at least.
No.749372
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>>749369
>I live for this
>the though of his skull on my trophy case gives my life more meaning
No.749374
>>749368
>>749369
>>749370
>The Dragon stops just over the halls, scoping the area. Ridley gives a loud screech, making it heard over a 5 mile radius.
SAMUS! I know you're here! Show yourself now and I might be generous enough to make your death as painless as possible!
No.749375
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>>749374
>shoulder cannon shot
No.749376
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>>749373
>pops over his shoulder
>munching on a cheeseboigah
Wazzat?
No.749377
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>>749370
Good luck.
>>749371
Casshern...it's a pleasure.
>>749373
Master Miller...you look shocked! What is it?
>>749374
This is gonna be good.
No.749378
>>749374
That's almost cute.
>click
>Annihilator Beam combo selected
>have some anti-matter that creates a local space/time rupture
But I'm not playing with you. Now it's just pest control.
>>749372
I'm going to hammer him. You can get what you came for.
No.749379
>Wanders in
>Pours himself a drink
No.749380
>>749377
>helmet folds back
>luscious locks deployed
You're not entirely a machine, are you.
No.749381
>>749376
>slams the folder closed
It's what I've always been waiting for.
A weapon that would lend suitable calories to a soldier, while still being delicious.
A snack to surpass metal rations...
>
Which one are you again?
>>749377
Raiden! It's a matter of national security!
Or at least PMC-security!
No.749382
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>>749378
>Hammer away
>I want his blood and bones
No.749383
>>749379
>guess who's next to him
Oi, Red Comet!
No.749384
>standing at a clipboard
>connecting pictures and files with red string
...
>itches her head
I think I've made a terrible mistake.
No.749385
>>749380
No matter how much it feels like I am, I'm not.
>>749381
Tell me! Tell me what the problem is...
No.749386
>>749383
Hey Crowe what's up?
No.749387
>>749385
Maybe that's why... I'm glad. Most other machines keep trying to consume me, I'm not sure if I even taste good.
Maybe I dumped a milkshake on me or something.
No.749388
>>749386
Guess who's debt freeeeee? That means from here on out, I'm actually making profit!
No.749389
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>>749381
>spitting burger out
Iowa.
>nom
Mmf.
No.749391
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No.749392
>>749375
>Ridley narrow dodges the blast, looking straight at you.
Of course, I should have expected you would want to have a piece of me, both figuratively and literally.
But are you willing to risk your live just for a silly trophy?
>>749377
You want to dance with me too?
Well, I can't say that I'm not flattered, but I have an important date with a very special lady.
>>749378
>Ridley quickly flies up into the air, and rushes down towards you, dodging your shots.
To you really think that peashooter will stop me this time?
Well you've got another thing coming!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9toMoL8fW-4
No.749393
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>>749390
You know how long it's been since I looked in my wallet and saw green? I almost mistook bills for hemp.
No.749394
>>749387
Well don't expect me to try and consume you.
Unless you're evil. And you have a spine filled with electrolytes. Then I just might.
>>749392
No, I'm just here to watch.
No.749395
>>749392
"I WANT IT ALL!"
>throws two smart disks at Ridley's wing joints
No.749397
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>>749385
Problem? Oh no, no problem here.
We're back in business, Raiden. The Mess Hall staff will be laughingstocks of Mother Base no longer!
>>749389
Iowa-an American ship?
>burg lands on the TOP SECRET FILE
>poking at it with a pen
This meat...is cooked to perfection.
No.749398
>>749391
>well there goes all that work
Nicolas.
Not that this isn't a completely unwanted meeting, but couldn't you pick a better time.
No.749399
>>749392
You mean like the other dozen times I murdered you, cyborg you, robot you, clone you, parasite you and now I'm guessing clone you again?
>just
>keeps firing while leading Ridley into them
>not a single fuck given
You'd think that after complete and utter defeat you'd... you know, learn. But I guess I can just kill you again.
No.749400
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>>749398
>
>Nic no don't be silly
>beckoning motions
No.749401
>polishing Cap's shield
>while whistling The Star Spangled Banner
>Bucky please
No.749402
>>749394
>
That's not very kosher.
No.749403
>>749401
Really? The Star spangled banner?
No.749404
>>749393
>It's been so long since Char's used an increment lower than "a suitcase full of gold bricks"
>Hears the word "Hemp" though
You holdin?
No.749405
>>749396
What flavor are those?
>>749397
Does this mean we can afford Gatorade machines?
>>749401
>3american5me
>>749402
Well it's what fuels me.
But you don't seem like the evil type...
No.749406
>>749404
>SmugCrowe.exe
>that's a yes, cap'n
No.749407
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>>749397
It's not bad. Nagato told me to watch over you since I'm new.
No.749408
>>749400
You're just doing that on purpose now, aren't you.
>holding the clipboard over her head
>debris bouncing off
Need I remind you two your involvement is entirely optional.
No.749409
>>749403
There's nothing wrong with the national anthem.
>>749405
>you feel that, Raiden?
>that's freedom
No.749410
>>749395
>Ridley rides towards to the two disks, blowing them to pieces.
You're trying to kill me with child toys, how quaint!
>>749399
Oh I have learned....
You are the one who's shooting bli-
>One of the shots hits Ridley in the wing, causing him to spiral out of control and crash into a few trees.
No.749411
>>749396
You better not be wiping your face with those again!
>>749405
Even better, it means we're diverting all Gatorade machine funds to making tortilla chips!
Quick, tell me what you know about them!
>>749407
Watch over me, does she think I need babysitting or something?
>shades sparkle
>this is the kind of babysitting I could get behind tho
First assignment, then! Tortilla chips!
No.749412
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>>749409
It's a little cliche isn't it? Especially when you've got the sheild in hand
No.749414
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>>749410
>my mistake
>this calls for the up close approach!
>jumping from the trees the Predator gets close to where Ridley fell
No.749415
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>>749410
That... was easier than expected. Grounded with one wing now.
Oh well. Time to put the lizard out of its misery for the umpteenth time.
>>749414
Do me a favor and make the decapitation nice and slow. I wanna watch the life fade from those eyes.
No.749416
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>>749413
Is there something wrong?
You're making that kind of face at me, you know.
>aftershock from whatever space bullshit is happening right now
>wobbly
>fuck it
Well?
No.749417
>>749411
Yes sir where do I get them sir?
No.749418
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>>749409
>I feel it
>but I am not used to it
>>749411
>eye twitch
They're...very good.
I can't wait.
No.749419
>>749416
>sliiiidewhistle
>protective minimaid is active
No.749420
>>749415
>I swear if you had mandibles and dredds, I'd be trying to win you court you with the skulls of your enemies and there blood tattooed into my flesh
No.749421
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>>749405
Cool American
>>749411
I eat the crumbles from the bottom of the bag out of my palm. Goddammit it's like you people have never eaten chips before!
No.749422
>>749412
Maybe it is, but that's just part of the fun.
>>749418
>not used to it?
>what are you, a commie?
No.749423
>>749417
Get them?
Common criminals "get" things. Yuppies "get" things. Stupid college kids think they "get" things.
We are different. Outer Heaven is beyond all that, we make our own chips!
Except for all the bullets and things we import, but those don't count.
>>749418
I have one very important question for you.
Spicy salsa or mild?
No.749424
>>749414
>Ridley slowly gets back up, and listens around.
I hear you! AGH!
>Ridley starts randomly firing plasma balls at the trees around him, hoping to evaporate the warrior.
>>749415
>If only she knew...
>Ridley rushes back over to to Samus, still firing and any trees in his way.
Aran... Aren't you going to give me a warm welcome? Where's your sense of hospitality?
No.749425
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>>749416
>cue sign language
>"Worick might not care about being left out. Not me."
>"Don't fuck us, Balalaika."
>>749419
>?
No.749426
>>749421
Niiiiiiice.
>>749422
>Liberian, actually
>and then a mind controlled slave for malevolent AIs
>>749423
I'd prefer cheese on mine, sir.
No.749427
>>749424
>hard time seeing me?
>that's fine
>net gun fires
No.749429
>>749420
Aw, you're so sweet.
>>749424
Oh. Right. Here. I have a new trick to kill you with.
>pops out of her suit
>her gunship drops in all of her other suits, autonomously linked to Samus' movements
>they all raise their arm cannons
Vermin don't get last words.
>concentrated fire of various flavors and explosives go here
No.749430
>>749419
>internally thankful for the power boost
>externally Bala
No yipping this time?
>>749425
Oh? It was my understanding from your partner that that was entirely within negotiations.
>waves off
The Handymen will be taken care of, Hotel Moscow has quite literally nothing to gain from any internal strife.
No.749431
>>749423
W-we're making them?
>NANI
No.749432
>>749425
>rrrrrr
>watching intensely
>>749430
I believe this is important enough to focus on, Miss Bala. Am I wrong?
No.749433
>both walk in, hanging on each other's shoulders
Pfffthahahaha! No, no, tell me again about the one with the ferret!
>"Hoo, okay, okay, so Nic and I were-
>cu notices Bala
>worick notices Nic
>in unison
Oh shit.
No.749434
>>749421
Who does that? Nobody does that!
And even if they did, they wouldn't use their whole hand!
>>749426
Cheese? As in nachos?
Would you ask a dying man in a foxhole to heat cheese up, Raiden?
The question stands, spicy or mild. Keep in mind your choice will affect the men around you.
And probably your popularity poll.
>>749431
Of course. You girls like work, don't you?
And only the ship with stars in her eyes could appreciate the wholesome greasiness of a tortilla chip!
American food is the greatest in the world!
No.749435
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>>749426
>maybe we should start a "people who've been mind-controlled" club
>>749428
>chuckles
Gotta say, I wasn't expecting to see you here, Ant-Man. Seems like most of the other Avengers have learned to steer clear of this place.
No.749436
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>>749434
Goddamn right it is!
>
Ah, but can't we just outsource it? Making them by hand's kinda boring.
No.749437
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>>749430
>these eyes that stare
>they see
>not...a liar
>"Keep 'em closed."
>>749432
>kids
>why'd it have to be kids
>[rude sign language]
>>749433
>"I don't like this bitch."
No.749438
>>749435
Yeah. I'm in what you would call a nebulous state of being in terms of finances.
>also in terms of your daughter's loves
>but let's not kill all the buzz Scott.
No.749439
>>749427
>Ridley's wings get caught in the net, completely disabling his flight. But because of his size, he's still able to move.
You would do better as a Fisher than a Hunter!
>>749429
>Just before Ridley explodes, he let's out a tremendous laugh, and you started to wonder if something was off here.
YOU IDIO-
>Parts of Ridley go flying everywhere, hitting trees, rocks, and other things.
No.749440
>>749426
Yep
>>749434
Don't you fucking judge me
No.749441
>>749432
It's not healthy to stress out so much.
>headpats
>maybe harder than usual
>what is gratitude
>>749433
>u wot
You won't stop until my plane ticket to Germany is entirely worthless, will you.
>>749437
>
No.749442
>>749439
>climbing back into her Varia Suit
Yeah yeah, it was all a ruse and I just made it worse. What else is new.
I'll just kill everything else in my way. Like always.
What a moron.
No.749443
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>>749439
>oh hi dad
>didn't think I'd be hearing those insults again
>>749429
>you're the one saying pillow talk
>now to find his skull
No.749444
>>749434
...spicy.
>>749435
>cyborgs who've been mind controlled, actually
>>749440
May I have some?
No.749445
>>749438
You're not going to go back to stealing, are you?
>>749444
>even better!
No.749446
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>>749437
Oi, oi, Nic, let's not say too crazy things.
>breath smells of booze
>sign
"They've been nice enough to help us, and for nearly nothing too, let's milk what we can outta those huge udders, yeah?"
>>749441
And a fine day to you, miss Balalaika!
No.749447
>>749436
Don't be silly, that'd be a terrible waste of manpower.
We'll be making them by conveyor belt.
Everybody loves conveyor belts, right?
>>749440
You got a little something in your beard.
>>749444
That's better.
No.749448
>>749441
Friendly relations is of top priority!
>also smells of booze
No.749449
>>749437
>tfw don't know sign
>just frowning
>>749441
>yes
>yes I like this
>trying not to nuzzle into Bala's hand
I will protect what is most important to me. That is just fact.
No.749450
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>>749442
>shaking her shoulder
>honor code states that you helped me get my trophy
>I now have to help you get what you want
>the next time a CIS ship comes here I will get it for you
No.749451
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>>749447
Yes! The efficiency of mass production! That's very democracy of you, Miller! Iowa brand Tortilla Chips!
No.749452
>>749450
Just so you know, you might have a nice long hunt ahead of you.
...Wanna smuggle some xenomorph eggs into a space pirate colony and do a bughunt and kill space pirates?
No.749453
>>749445
Wasn't planning on it. Mostly I'm just building and installing custom security systems.
>oh and youre working for your ex
>thats always fun
No.749454
>>749446
>eyes: rolled
>quick finger-gun to the temple
>"Kid smells like a bodyguard. I don't like it. Meet the new boss, same as the old boss. Right?"
>sniffsniff
>quizzical look
>>749449
>and Nic is staring
>too smol
No.749455
>>749452
>you make me wish you were a Yautja with that kind of talk
No.749456
>>749444
>holds out bag
You can have the rest if you want
>>749447
I know.
I'm saving it....for later.
No.749457
>>749455
>
This is as close as I get.
No.749458
>>749446
I love having my time wasted as much as the next horribly busy woman, Mister Arcangelo, but couldn't you have waited a few days or this?
>noting Cu
>dear lord please
>>749448
I wasn't even aware you types could get drunk.
Had a fun one, have you.
>>749449
Don't go sounding like a broken record player on my account. And that's an order.
Don't mind Nicolas. He's...harmless.
No.749459
>flipping through a book of Earth slang
Wow, so that's what bughunt means.
No.749460
>>749442
>>749443
You're smarter than you look...
>Suddenly, the body parts of Ridley starts to melt and transform, turning into
>X Parasites
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9toMoL8fW-4
>They start trying to float away, while body transforms to the X-Core. It starts to rush towards Samus, firing a single beam at her.
No.749461
>>749445
>this is a really specific group
>>749447
So...how good will these tortilla chips be?
>>749456
>takes the bag
Thanks.
No.749462
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>>749457
>8/10
>I'm going to hang up Ridlye's skull in my camp
>>749460
>shoulder cannon
No.749463
>>749454
>BARKBARKBARK
>hands still firmly hidden in her sleeves which may or may not be too big
>>749458
Yes, miss Bala.
>brightens up some
>still got dem focused eyes
No.749464
>>749454
"From what I've been told, yeah. A/0 like you could probably still kick her ass though, I'm not too worried. This blue bozo here might be a bit tougher, though."
>?
"Something smell funny?"
>>749458
"Why do today what I can do tomorrow" attitude is pretty unhealthy. I mean, now that we're all here we might as well get to business, eh?
No.749465
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>>749451
And we've already got a volunteer for poster girl, is that it?
>Buzz and Woody pose
Outer Heaven, Outer Heaven brand wares in every corner of the globe!
>>749456
Boss those are noodles.
>>749461
First, imagine the greatest tortilla chip you could possibly eat.
Now double it.
No.749466
>>749458
No reason to be at each other's throats all the time. It's just business, innit?
No.749467
>>749460
Oh... I thought I exterminated the X already. Knowing the space pirates-
>twists out of the way of the beam
they've modified it to do some kind of damage to me if I absorb it. So... I'll just have to contain it instead.
>charging her Dark Beam
>>749462
Don't crack its shell.
No.749468
>>749453
It's nice to hear you're making an honest living. Still, if you need help, don't be afraid to ask.
>>749461
>maybe
>but you can only fit so many people inside of a treehouse
No.749469
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>>749461
Sure thing.
>>749465
Saving it for later. KAZ.
No.749470
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>>749465
I see it... I see it MIller, I see it! CAPITALISM, HO!
No.749471
>>749465
Impossible!
>>749468
>what if I cut it down
>and then we build a bigger one
>>749469
So how're you, Venom?
No.749472
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>>749467
>vary well
>>749459
>what's it say?
No.749473
>>749463
>
>cowboy pose
>to Jotaro pose
>miming dual wielding peestols
>tags jinglan around
>>749464
>"Didn't save me any, huh."
>finally notices Cu
>"Thought you might have cloned yourself or some shit."
No.749474
>>749468
Nah. I'll be fine. I'm Ant Man, not Burden on his Friends Man.
>I say, assuming we're IRL friends and not just work buddies
I'm a smart guy, I'll figure something out
>maybe?
No.749475
>>749462
>The blast does absolutely nothing to the X, and it continues to fire at Samus.
>>749467
>The X dashes closer to you, still shooting a simple beam attack. Core X are kinda boring to kill in that regard.
No.749476
>>749463
>looks at her watch
How do you like that, looks like your day off started again.
Since it looks like we'll be able to do our business without leaving, I'll put it to you if we go anywhere tomorrow.
>>749464
I'd say initiative is unlike you but I'm betting the blue moron met you halfway.
Why don't you start.
>>749466
You've been a very effective bodyguard, Lancer. Have a bonus.
>>
No.749477
>Slipspace Rupture
>Voip
Gute Nacht!
No.749478
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>>749471
>you sir, are a genius
>>749474
If you say so. Offer's still open if you change your mind.
>smiles
No.749479
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>>749472
Huh... looks like it's immune to your plasmacaster.
>>749475
Alright... come here, you big idiot bubble-wait, beams. It's an armored X? What kind of beam technology would Ridley even have...
>thinking back to the plasma blasts from earlier
Not something I'm particularly interested in either. Just some poorly reverse-engineered garbage.
>alternating between Dark and Ice beam for maximum freezing and stasis
You're going into the sun, little guy.
No.749481
>>749469
...You don't have to shout, you know.
>>749470
That's right! No more nukes, or mass-produced Metal Gears.
The enemy of the day is the enemy of numbers and brackets and...
Wow that sounds totally boring.
>>749471
That'll be the baseline we leave far behind.
No.749482
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>>749472
Uh...you know what this AIDS stuff is, right?
No.749483
>>749473
>uh
>headtilt
>>749476
During the summertime, can we go to Mexico? A group of my friends and I wanted to visit, but I want you to come too.
No.749484
>>749471
>shrugs
Fine
>>749481
Don't have to. But I'm gonna. If I feel like it
No.749485
>>749478
>thank you
>I already know
>>749481
You're a madman, Miller!
A madman!
>>749484
Yeah, yeah...me too.
No.749486
>>749480
>AHHHHHHHHHHH
>Internally Ahhhhh-ing
H-Hallo..
>Creeped out Prinz is creeped out.
No.749487
>>749406
>45 minuets later Char and Crowe emerge from the back porch stinking like skunks
No.749488
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>>749473
>digs a hip flask out and tosses it over
"If I cloned myself the girls down at Pussy would never serve any clients."
>>749476
The dude knocked on our front door! You Hotel Moscow guys are unbelievable.
>plonks on a couch
Well then, due to some internal affairs I'm sure you'd rather not hear, I'd like to ask of Hotel Moscow's help to... upend the Corsica Family.
No.749489
>>749487
What I'm saying is, like... what if it's... not three times faster?
What if, like... it's everything else three times slower?
No.749490
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>>749477
HOLY ShIT TELEPORTING KRAUTS!
>>749481
MILLER MILLER WHY ARE THE KRAUTS TELEPORTING?!
No.749491
>>749478
>damn, that is a charming smile
>my smile isn't that charming
>is it a from the 40s thing?
>did Steve teach him to smile like that?
>uh oh
>I haven't said anything
>it's moving into awkward silence territory
>I should say something
>but don't say anything about the smile
Uhhhh....
No.749492
>>749479
I was actually going to make a gag were it would give you a power you already had if you ended up trying to absorb it.
>The Core gives a small shriek as it becomes immobile, unable to shoot it's beam any longer.
No.749493
>>749482
>a lethal virus spreed by mixing body fluids
>is the final stage of HIV
>yes
>>749486
"Hello~ is it me your looking for~"
>>749479
>you said not to break its core, it's better if this is left in your hands
No.749494
>>749489
Man... that's deep...
No.749495
>>749477
...Never gonna get used to that.
>>749485
>well now you just sound pretentious
>>749491
You okay, Scott?
No.749496
>>749476
>catches the treat
You lot take care of business now, I'm gonna go do something entertaining.
>swaggers out
No.749497
>>749490
H-Hey! Not very nice call me Kraut..
>Frowns
>>749493
N-n-nien. Not looking anyone in particular I am.
No.749498
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>>749484
It just seems a little unnecessary, you know?
Anyway. We're going to need a special recipe for these tortilla chips.
Venom! Get in there!
>>749485
No, I'm BATSHIT INSANE
>>749490
THE GERMANS ARE TELEPORTING?
It's worse than I thought...
No.749499
>>749495
Peachy Keen, Jelly Bean!
>AAAAAAHHHHH
>WHY DID I SAY THAT?
>I SAID THAT ALOUD!
>TO A WAR HERO!
>AAAAAHHHHH
No.749500
>>749492
that's what I was implying, space pirates love to reverse engineer Samus' equipment.
That's that. Alright, Adam. Load this thing into the ship's MAC gun and fire it into the sun.
>Certainly, Samus.
>>749493
We're good now. I'm... supremely disappointed in Ridley. And the space pirates. Wow.
This is going to make the xenomorph hunt that much more fun.
No.749501
>>749483
...
>yeah I'm out of jokes
>stupid kids
>>749488
>grunt
>moody sipping: yes
No.749502
>>749497
"Peachy Keen, Jelly Bean!"
>>749499
>and it gets worse
No.749503
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>>749485
...great?
>>749498
Tortillas, oil, salt. What more do you really need?
No.749504
>>749497
>[screams in american]
Actually no wait you don't seem so bad.
>>749498
They're gonna steal our chips! NAZI CHIPS!
No.749505
>>749496
Eheeh, took while for me too. Was being thrown most times before successful landing I was. Many times I visited sick bay for it.
No.749506
>>749495
>you're pretentious
>>749498
I was wrong about you! You're not greedy, you--
Oh wait.
>>749503
Yeeaaah.
Hey Boss, do you think this conversation will get any better?
No.749507
>>749500
>then it's back to my camp for me
>after some rest I'll plant the eggs
No.749508
>>749494
Holy shit Char they have chocolate cheesecake
No.749509
>>749507
or that will happen
No.749510
>>749483
>?
Mexico?
>hmm
Well I can't just let you go alone.
>>749488
Only the one?
>Bala no don't sound disappointed
You have it wrong, Worick. Hotel Moscow isn't a PF to point and shoot at any target you please.
You have a secretary, don't you? If the exposition is so draining, we still take faxes.
>>749496
>head shaken
No.749511
>You actually have a Xenomorph folder primed and ready to go
Well? Should I do it? Or is someone else already doing it?
No.749512
>>749502
W-what? Not understand..
>>749504
Bad? Me? Nein, just say hallo I am.
>Salutes
Admiral Prinz Eugen
No.749513
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>>749503
A secret ingredient, like I just said.
We need...lime.
>>749504
No! Nazis are like third on my list of things I hate!
Right after Cipher and the Patriots.
>>749506
That's right. Feel good?
No.749514
No.749515
>>749499
>blink
>blink
Right... whatever that's supposed to mean.
>>749505
Doesn't sound like a fun experience.
>shrugs
Never was a fan of teleportation tech, myself.
>>749506
>no
>I'm American
No.749516
>>749514
Ok, I wasn't going to do it right now anyways.
No.749517
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>>749507
See you there.
>>749511
Not tonight but hell yeah we'll do it.
No.749518
>>749502
Am I being mocked by The Predator? Did the Predator just mock me? Someone from a Gary Busy movie is mocking me. Is this what my life has become?
>>749515
It was either that or say that you have a very charming smile
>àaaaaaaaahhhhhh
No.749519
>>749501
>flipping through notecards
>ASL
>...
>!
You were insulting me!
>scowl
>>749510
>eeeeeeee
>excited minimaid
All the food and the fish and the sun and tequila!
No.749520
>>749512
>and the Predator is sinking behind some potted plants
>>749517
>wouldn't miss it
>>749518
HOHOHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!
No.749521
>>749506
How so? Like with feelings and shit?
>>749513
So add lime
No.749522
>>749501
"Just show the kid one of your winning smiles."
>>749510
The Four Families of Ergastulum have always worked in relative harmony. The Monroes and Cristianos have always kept good relations with us, and the Paulklee Guild have never given us any trouble. The Corsicas however recently have done a number of unforgivable acts that's got everyone up in arms. All we want is a crushing victory, none of them left standing.
No.749523
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>>749515
Got use to it, still dizzy from time to time.
>Dusting herself off
>Checking her Comms.
>All systems go.
>Cannons shimmer briefly as active cloaking adjusts to lighting
>>749520
What doing you?
No.749524
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>strollin' on in with a katana rammed from his back out his front
Heeeey, I smell acrid smoke. Someone's been huffin' and puffin'. And someone else exploded.
Finally, people are partying without me around!
No.749525
>>749512
USS Iowa, nice to meet ya~!
>snaps an awkward salute
>>749513
Nazis only rank third? I thought stairs would be third for you.
No.749526
>>749508
Do it uuuup
>Finding forks
No.749527
>>749526
A real hungry man waits for no utensil!
>just
>scoops half of it and leaves half for Char
>periodically eyeing Char's half
No.749528
>>749519
>ok now this is more like it
>fanged grin
>"little girls should be in school."
>"Might learn something they shouldn't."
>>749522
>guhuhuhuhuh
No.749529
>>749513
Yeaaaah...I kinda do.
>>749515
>same thing
>:^)
>>749521
Maybe...
No.749531
>>749523
>in my camp
>this does not concern you
No.749532
>>749530
>Stabs with the fork and eats
>>749527
>Shovels his half on the plate and starts stuffing it in his face
No.749533
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>>749519
You're making it sound like you can get anything there you can't get here.
>oh wait no splitting headaches
But I meant more along the lines of later today.
I'll find us a movie.
>>749522
>
>>
Friends, family, family friends, even pets and neighbors.
No one is ever spared the gaze of Hotel Moscow.
Let's talk about compensation, hm?
No.749534
>>749528
>time for
>rude signs
>Mini has specific insults on these notecards
"Pigs belong in their pens."
>>749533
Oh, and a movie too? I'll make the popcorn!
>she's going to put pepper in it Bala
No.749535
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>>749518
Oh. Well, uh... thanks.
>>749523
>shimmering: noticed
You've got cloaking devices built into your weapons?
>>749529
>I would say you're wrong
>but then there's Donald Trump
No.749536
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>>749521
Is there...something you want to talk about?
>>749525
What's that supposed to mean? Do I look like Emmerich to you?
>NUUUUUUUUUUUUUCLEAAAAAAAAAAAR
I'm not an Emmerich, that's a terrible thing to say to your CO.
>>749529
Really?
No.749537
>>749532
God bless Earth and chocolate.
No.749538
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>>749525
Iowa.. last saw in Port of Los Angeles you.. not speak very much me and you.
>Sie ist niedlich
She is cute.
>Avoiding eye contact.
>30% shy
>>749531
>But but!!
>>749535
Ja ja. Mounts been upgraded. No need show them when not in bsttle, then people ask too many questions as what are they.
>Nodnod
No.749539
>>749532
dude consumption lmao
>dead
No.749540
>>749528
"Don't make me put you on a leash, man. I dunno, talk to her like you would Nina or something. Getting in a fight might fuck this deal over."
>>749533
Well there's going to be a nice power vacuum I'm sure Hotel Moscow wouldn't mind a piece of. Corsica smuggles weapons and runs the very lucrative sex industry.
No.749541
>>749538
>I'll tell you the same thing I tell everyone
>my camp
>stay out
No.749542
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>>749536
Sorry boss, I think I was seeing stars for a second.
>>749538
Aha, sorry if I did. I tend to space out a bit.
No.749543
>>749534
>"Looks like more of a pantsuit to me"
>:^)
>>749540
>"She ain't Nina."
>rrrr
>"Where do we benefit again."
No.749544
>>749541
>Prinz doesnt need a camp, have fun in the soil.
>>749542
Niether I, then went free lance for bit, now work intelligence in Office of Naval Intelligence. Seen Bismarck have you?
No.749545
>>749537
Yeah....
So what ya been up to lately Crowe?
>>749539
>Digesting
>Duuuuude
No.749546
>>749534
There's Oroville Redenbacher on the top shelf somewhere.
You can try looking for open seeds but I think the bevy of mutant teenagers flung them all into the swamp before they moved out.
>>749540
Nothing I'm not familiar with.
>...
>does that mean editing more porn
Ergastulum isn't the biggest city, is it.
No.749547
>>749535
>I bet he doesn't write his own speeches
>>749536
Just a little.
No.749548
>>749543
>flipflipflip
>???
Pant... suit?
>what the hell is a pantsuit
>confusion = moe
>what have you done
>>749546
Or...what?
>buh
>bags gooo
>she's sprinkling shredded red pepper into it
>and butter
It will be a little.
>
Miss Bala, I did not know you could sing.
No.749549
>>749538
I know the feeling.
>raises his robo-arm
Have to wear a jacket and gloves every time I go out in public to hide this.
>>749547
>of course he doesn't
>he pays people to write speeches for him with his small loan of a million dollars
No.749551
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>>749542
That's fine, a soldier always knows when to think about the mission and when not to.
>totally staring in the meantime
>thanks, shades
>>749547
Raaaaaaiiiiden.
No.749552
File: 1456649387004.jpg (65.62 KB, 538x303, 538:303, tumblr_static_tumblr_stati….jpg)
>>749543
"Corsica gets what's coming for 'em, we get to put that bastard Ivan six feet under, and hopefully it'll put a stop to all this anti-Twilight shit they've been perpetuating."
>>749546
It's the only city where you'll find Twilights walking the streets.
No.749553
>>749545
Freelancin'. Same as usual. Got a nice setup on Outer Heaven. I'm runnin' with that orbital frame still.
With my debt cleared it shouldn't, y'know, kidnap me.
No.749554
File: 1456649510486.jpg (58.87 KB, 562x801, 562:801, 0c52cc000d2f3b48e8477b73fc….jpg)
>>749544
She was on back on base, getting all the ship girls in a frenzy. You should have seen her speech! I'm pretty sure her pants were... uh... Never mind.
>>749551
>...
>...
Is something the matter? You're spacing out now.
No.749555
>>749548
>desire to facepalm: very
>sorry bae my moe weakness lies with another loli
>[breathy scoff]
>just points to Bala
>>749552
>"If Chad let us do more on the side, we wouldn't even need these guys."
>fiddling with katanner
No.749556
>>749549
>you know what else he probably gets with those dollars
>nanomachines, son
>I know his type
>>749551
What is it, Miller?
No.749557
>>749549
I knock over things when turn I sometimes. Life difficult at times.
>Sigh
Admiral Prinz Eugen, you are?
>>749550
>GOOD!!
>>749554
Speech? Speech for what? And pants? Bismarck not wear pants, just black panties. She not like wear pants.
No.749558
>>749548
>hasn't noticed
>sniffsniff
>but something is rotten in Denmark
You don't mean to ambush my taste buds again, do you Fabio-
>gkkkkkt
...Hm?
>>749552
Right, right. All confined there after the Great War. I've done enough of my homework myself.
>...
Considering the travesty I might have unleashed on my previous holdings in Thailand, it doesn't look like I have a choice.
It'll be done quickly.
No.749559
>>749555
>oh
>oh
>
>I'm going to kick him
>in the dick
>>749558
You sang while I was fainted. It was nice.
>entirely omitting the fact that she did indeed ambush the popcorn
No.749560
>>749553
Outer Heaven, huh?
Doing a lot of heavy lifting for Boss?
>>749557
>"Admiral"
>Ear pricks up
>Quick salute
Any sign of the invaders since last contact?
No.749561
File: 1456649897017.png (415.61 KB, 500x508, 125:127, tumblr_nzrecipKXY1ulpjkco1….png)
>>749554
>
>
>
It might look like I'm spacing out, but I'm actually running through a detailed planning session in my mind.
>>749556
You've been staring at that guy for a while.
No.749562
>>749556
>what if
>what if his hair is made of nanomachines
>it's the source of his power, Raiden!
>>749557
James Barnes, former member of the US Army.
>smile
But my friends just call me Bucky.
No.749563
>>749560
Since the Abyssals got pretty much put in checkmate, he's got me guarding some mobile fortress. Heard we're gonna gout and conquer some territory.
The pay's great too.
No.749564
>>749561
Have I...?
>the arm
>my god
>>749562
>sheeeeeeit
>guess we can't stop something that bad
No.749565
File: 1456650064031.jpg (1.44 MB, 1366x2000, 683:1000, Worick.Arcangelo.full.1890….jpg)
>>749555
"If it weren't for a lot of things, we wouldn't need these guys. I don't want a war, Nic. I want a blitz."
>>749558
A pleasure doing business with you.
>hops to his feet
Would you care for a drink with us?
No.749566
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>>749560
Hallo Char
>Salutes
Nein, nein. All well in Earth today. Still fighting in Requiem, not here. Undergoing maintenance on SFTE and shielding. Acquired new Forerunner tech last Op. in Requiem. May work if retrofitted.
>>749562
Bucky, I like name. Call me Prinz, everyone just calls me Prinz.
>Smiles back
Why leave US?
No.749567
>>749557
Yeah, don't worry I noticed. Look, forget I said anything. I'm Iowa! Nice to meet you!
>no iowa you already said that
>>749561
The man with the plan! Whaddya got in mind?
No.749568
File: 1456650331667.gif (165.23 KB, 580x947, 580:947, tumblr_nwr8fuGJN81u9espno1….gif)
>>749559
>
>?
>where did those cats come from
>Nic pls
>>749565
>"Leave me some action."
>puts a cat on Worick's head
No.749569
>>749563
Ah nice. Any word on where the prospective real estate is? Also have you guys seen what the Chinese can do with sand dredgers? You can have a permanent airfield basically ANYWHERE.
>>749566
>Eyebrow raises
Requiem?
No.749570
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>>749559
>you demon you
Boris likes himself some radio, Fabiola. But it's nice of you to mistake Mariah Carey for me.
>mild sweating
>>749565
>distraction yes
Of course.
>distraction no
It isn't customary for me to take drinks with another dignitary, but who knows these days.
No.749571
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>>749564
>so what you're saying is
>it has to be this way
>>749566
Wasn't really my choice. It's hard to stay in the army when people think you got killed in action years ago.
No.749572
>>749568
>eeeeeeee cats
>
>immediately relieved
>>749570
I know the voice of my special person-
>UM
I mean, that is to say...
>THINK OF SOMETHING
the popcorn is nice, yes?
No.749573
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>>749564
Wait..are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Liquid is a Transformer now.
>>749567
A plan?
Oh I have a plan alright.
Definitely a plan.
A big, soft plan.
No.749574
File: 1456650602020.jpg (420.92 KB, 708x1000, 177:250, e82f149545780a3c992a209577….jpg)
>>749567
Um, hallo.. again.
>Smiles
But curious I am, please explain.
>Suddenly beer
>Cracks one open, has another for you
Lager?
>>749569
Ja ja, Requiem- it is Forerunner Shield World
>>749571
Understand, where working you are now?
>Sip
No.749575
>>749569
Maybe mainland central Africa. Got the desert to the north and the jungles to the south. Plenty of room to expand.
Just gotta push past a barricade. No biggie.
No.749576
>>749568
>
"The fuck is this about. Come on you, you should meet this Lancer guy. Dude's a riot."
>>749570
Oh, I'm no dignitary, missy. Quite the opposite from that. If you need us we're gonna be at the bar with that Lancer guy.
>strides out
No.749577
>>749571
>STANDING HERE
>>749573
Liquid...is a Transformer now...?
I must investigate further.
>walks out the door
No.749578
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>>749573
That sounds like a really lame plan.
>>749574
>way ahead of you
Have you ever noticed how... excited Bismarck gets about war?
No.749579
>>749572
>internally relieved
>externally NIICOOOOOOOOOO
>grunt
>>749576
>"There'll be a riot alright."
>stuffs the cat into a pocket
>hops out
No.749580
>>749574
I've been spending most of my time over at Outer Heaven lately. It's nice to be around other soldiers.
>>749577
>I REALIZE
>YOU WERE JUST LIKE ME
>TRYING TO MAKE HISTOOOORY
No.749581
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>>749577
Jort wait! The tortilla chips!
>>749578
Lame? You guys think I'm...lame?
No.749582
>>749572
>AHA A HOLE IN THE ARMOR
особенный человек, is it?
>ufu
>reaching for the corn
>totally being smug
>chomp
...
>eyes watering instantly
>>749576
Two of them drunk at a bar...
Well, I've seen just about everything else in my life at this point.
>delayed pain response to her tongue
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
No.749583
File: 1456651117672.png (638.21 KB, 631x1000, 631:1000, b8f7b97cbe19ad9fcdec234104….png)
>>749578
Ja, gets very very excited her.
>Sip
>Emmiting a low frequency hum
Probably most happy about war of all Kriegsmarine, very proud she is. Why ask?
>>749580
Ah, you also work for Big Boss? Nee-chan does as well. I be visiting sometime soon while mounts undergo retrofit and maintenence.
>Shimmer shimmer of the cloak
No.749584
>>749582
>AAAAA
MISS BALAAAA I AM SO SORRYYYYYY
No.749585
File: 1456651232304.png (1.24 MB, 1280x1379, 1280:1379, 34dd7cef430de7cab3d320bb91….png)
>>749581
No! Miller could never be lame!
>
We yanks have to stick togetheeeeeeeerrrrr.
>>749583
Big Boss has been planning a new war, and it's gonna be a party!
No.749586
>>749584
>we have gone full Russian
Сукин сын ... молоко ! Получить молоко!
>trying to talk with her hands on her tongue
>probably sounds like she's eating a potato
No.749587
File: 1456651369049.jpg (43.56 KB, 505x858, 505:858, Bucky is too cool for trig….jpg)
>>749583
I'm sure Bismarck'll be happy to see you.
>nervous laugh
Don't think she likes me very much, though.
No.749588
>>749586
It is only red pepper! It is mild! Miiiiiild!
>hops up
>pops a glass milk bottle from Bala's cleave
>nurse the bacon
No.749589
>>749585
>haha fuck yes
That's right, Miller could never be lame. He's not mean like Venom or a loner like Jort or...whatever it is Snake is. Actually he's ok.
>frown
>goddamn it dogma stop getting in the way of me enjoying tiddies
But you're wrong about one thing. Neither of us are Americans any longer. We're not tools of the government, or anyone else. If you're gonna be one of us, you can't be anyone else.
You'll also be required to wear the new Outer Heaven uniform but that's just semantics.
No.749590
>>749585
A new war? What or who going to war with now? >Concern for Bismarck rising
>Downs her beer
>>749587
Nein nein, I'm sure does her. Bismarck just how say, uh, erm.. she just very temperamental, I tell you secret to calm her down, works many time.
No.749591
>>749574
Oh - already taken the fight to them, then? Good. We've recently also been dealing with CIS droids hyperspacing past my space fleet to the surface lately but they seem more interested in attacking the local Republic garrison, be advised we may face a pending full blown invasion unless I can find a way to interdict their hyperdrives.
>>749575
I've never been to Africa but it's a great place to hide. Zeon remnants are still lurking on the continent that we can't get into contact with because they're off the grid.
No.749592
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>>749588
>aaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>my head is on fire
>is this how I die
>not on the battlefield or in the office
>but eating fucking ramshackle popcorn
>spies the Balanaga logo
Oh for god's sa-
>plugged
>ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
No.749593
>>749590
If calming her down means I won't get my face smashed in after one wrong move, then you have my attention.
No.749594
>>749592
I am so sorry, I did not know even the mildest pepper would do this!
I... I-
>
>goddammit Mini
No.749595
>>749575
>>749591
HA oh no wait I completely forgot about Dakar. I've been to Dakar.
No.749596
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>>749589
You'll show me the ropes, won't you? What's this uniform look like? I kinda like my current one.
>>749590
I'm not sure, I don't remember. But I know we're gonna go find a bigger island!
No.749597
>>749591
It's a solid place to get a foothold.
>
CIS? Ha. Those mass produced droids are garbage. We could handle it with maybe one or two Zakus. Not even customized.
No.749598
>>749591
Really? How long been going on this? No chatter over comms I have heard, but spent most time zi have in radio silence cause was deep behind hostile territory I was.
>>749593
Lager! But you have to be very relaxed or else won't work. You see her start getting upset, slowly and calmly open lager and offer to her. Immediately she will focus on lager, and relax a bit.
>>749596
You- you not remember? How could not remember what war is going to be about?
No.749599
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>>749594
I think the situation is moving away from its original focus at this point.
>still waving at her tongue
>plugs mini with the last of the milk
Hot things and I have an interesting relationship.
No.749600
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>>749596
It-
>looking up and down
Now that I think about it, your girls are probably find enough how they are.
>
You girls, I mean.
I wouldn't call it much of a war, either. Boss had to vacate the old Zanzibarland in the 90s, we're just taking it back.
No.749601
>>749598
Sounds simple enough. I'll have to give it a shot sometime.
No.749602
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>>749598
Point me in the right direction and I'll blow 'em up good. Don't really need to know more of that.
>>749600
REVEEEEENGE!
>>749601
Revenge Bucky, reveeeeeeenge!
No.749603
>HAVE AT YOU, BRRRRROTHEERRRR!
Why do you keep calling me that!
No.749604
>>749602
THEY PLAYED US LIKE A DAMN FIDDLE!'
>what have you done
No.749605
>>749597
While that may be the reality of large-scale surface warfare is that planets are BIG and ammunition is expensive. I'd like to avoid getting dragged into land wars on all 7 continents with an enemy employing a completely disposable army.
>>749598
The past two days consistently. Only scouting parties so far but it's not to far a conclusion to jump to assuming their ultimate intention is invasion. Be prepared for combat on another front.
No.749606
>>749599
>
>plugged
...
>drowsy mini
No.749607
>>749603
Again with you guys?
I thought you stopped all this.
No.749608
>>749605
You and Boss are the brains. I'm just the gun and itchy trigger finger.
All you gotta do is assassinate the leader and the rest become decentralized, right? Pick off stragglers.
No.749609
>>749606
>jeez
It looks like the movie will just have to wait.
>...
>convenient blanket pulled up
>connects mini to the tap
The pressure is getting uncomfortable. You know what to do.
No.749610
>>749601
Ja, just tell her nothing that I said. Or else both of us going to get hurt.
>Nervous chuckle
>>749602
Eheeh that works I guess..
>>749605
Ja, I will bring this information to Brass. Danke for giving me this.
>And her cannons come alive
Ehheeh, still needs a bit maintenence tomorrow after fight. Cloaking not working as well as should.
Well, must get rest, tomorrow long day in weapons lab and have turn in reports I do. Gute Nacht.
No.749611
>>749602
>grin
Your enthusiasm's contagious, you know that?
>>749610
Don't worry, Prinz. If anybody can keep a secret, it's me.
No.749612
File: 1456652710925.png (142.14 KB, 453x340, 453:340, tumblr_o0etlybLny1ssg673o3….png)
>>749607
>immediately sitting
We're sorry.
>Speak for yourself.
You're not sorry?
>I have nothing to be sorry for!
No.749613
>>749607
Pull the brown one's ear.
No.749614
File: 1456652871937.jpg (2.19 MB, 1240x1754, 620:877, 1449cf4c621ad97adea58bb33c….jpg)
>>749604
>[claps internally]
We gotta take it back! We're gonna need the biggest, softest plans you have!
>>749610
WAR! WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR?
>>749611
That's the enthusiasm we need around here! Show me your war face!
No.749615
>>749612
Aren't you acting a little casual about fighting over a bag of chips!?
>jeez
Arjuna if you have nothing to be sorry for, why are you sitting too?
>>749613
>eep
Pull...?
Aside from him maybe hurting Karna in response, I think he might like it.
No.749616
>>749608
Ideally yes, but they have hyperdrives that I don't. They warp around faster than my fleet can attack them.
Seriously Star Wars ships throw physics out the window, man. They cheat.
>>749610
Take care.
>Salutes again
No.749617
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>>749614
This calls for drastic measures.
>takes his coat and shirt off
>undoing the restraints on the robo-arm
>clunk
Yes...I feel the phantom pain taking me again.
Now! Think big! Think soft!
No.749618
>>749614
Well, if that's what you want...
>combat knife: drawn
>death glare is a go
No.749619
>>749615
Kinky.
>
I'll do it then. You don't look like you got much pinching strength anyways.
No.749620
File: 1456653161097.png (206.07 KB, 679x397, 679:397, tumblr_o0etlybLny1ssg673o1….png)
>>749615
>Mind your tongue, she-demon!
But why are you sitting, brother?
>Quiet, you!
>Three Stooges antics go here
No.749621
>>749616
What if we use a faster mobile suit? Jehuty's equipped with a Zero Shift drive. Could expand on that or something.
No.749622
>>749617
>eyes and fists: clenched
>ALL POWER REROUTED TO BRAIN
>>
>>749618
Uahaha! I don't know who or what we're fighitng but I bet they're gonna be scared shitless!
No.749623
>>749619
>gkkt
...I've been working out.
>she means she stares at 10 pound dumbbells when she eats ice cream
O-Oh, you really don't have to! They can get kind of rowdy...
>>749620
Ack-stop it, both of you! You're doing the worst thing ever and embarrassing me!
No.749624
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>>749623
>
You're pretty cute. Why don't you just stop'em with that?
No.749625
>>749622
START TALKING BITCH
>Kaz no the memes have to stop
>Kaz
>Kaz
No.749626
File: 1456653648591.png (802.33 KB, 586x911, 586:911, This is a sneaking mission.png)
>>749622
>grin now shifting into MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE
The two of us alone would be enough to scare 'em. Imagine how they'll feel when they see we've got a whole army backing us up.
No.749627
>>749623
>excuse us
>we'll just UAAAAAAAAAAAAGHing here
No.749628
>>749625
USE.... BIG.... GUNS!
>>749626
Bucky! You know how to read good and do other things good too, right?
No.749629
>>749624
>[A status has been afflicted to Jinako]
>[Flustered]
I...uh...
>face stop being red aaaa
C-Cute? Me? I mean-
>>749627
DAMN IT GUYS
No.749630
>>749627
Huh...
>>749629
Better stop'em quick.
No.749631
File: 1456653959337.jpg (367.77 KB, 661x980, 661:980, Wait, is his arm nuclear-p….jpg)
>>749628
Uh... yeah, why do you ask?
No.749632
>>749621
That could work.
I'll get the men working on it in the morning.
No.749633
>>749628
That's right, the biggest guns there are.
The world will see that we mean business, that our quest for revenge won't be fruitless.
Cipher...
No.749634
>>749632
Sweet. I'll be sure to help out. Not a fan of the CIS anyways. They don't allow for autonomy.
No.749635
>>749629
>Arjuna is shivering
Are you cold, brother?
>Oh yes, could you lend me your flames?
Well alright.
>P a s h u p a t a s t r a
>Ha! Idiot!
That's not how you wear clothes, brother.
>>749630
>What are you staring at!
Hello.
No.749636
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>>749630
I don't...think I can?
>nervous chips eating time
They'll probably stop themselves before they activate their Noble Phantasms, right? Nothing to worry about, nothing to worry about...
>>749635
Wh-Karna come on!
No.749637
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>>749631
I need you to write an order to Akashi for me for very big guns!
>>749633
CIPHEEERRRRRRRRR. WE GOTTA TAKE OUT CIPHER TOO. CIPHEEEEEEEEEEEER.
>runs through the wall
>and then some
>[CIHPEEEEER in the distance]
No.749638
File: 1456654377470.jpg (359.78 KB, 600x793, 600:793, tumblr_nrsx1tumNs1sgff66o5….jpg)
>>749635
You two're missing a Stooge.
>>749636
So what's a Noble Phantasm.
>internal scouter climbing
>???
If that's what I think it is I might actually have to intervene before, you know, we blow up.
No.749639
>>749637
...
>puts a Walkman on
>I'M NUUUUUUUUUUCLEAAAAAAAAAAAR
>I'M WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILD
This is good...isn't it.
>
I never got my coffee!
No.749640
>>749637
>thumbs up
Consider it taken care of.
No.749641
>>749636
>??
Don't worry, I've defused the situation.
With dramatic eye lightning.
>Damn you, Karna!
>>749638
>You're missing a Stooge!
Eh?
No.749642
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>>749638
Uh...
>do I spill the beans
Basically they're both Indian half-deities and a Noble Phantasm is a crystallized essence so it'll be especially powerful for them Karna's can level a whole country and-
>crapbaskets
You can stop them? Are you a magical girl?
>>749641
Just stop all together!
No.749643
>>749641
>okay
>so one's a super saiyan
>and the other's... brown
>what
I'm not being paid enough for this crap. What's with all the energy building?
>>749642
>a whole country
Something like that.
>A WHOLE COUNTRY
No.749644
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>>749642
But you always said to use my words.
I'm just fighting to make him listen after.
>Shut up!
>>749643
>???
Spirit bomb.
>Spirit bomb?
Spirit bomb.
>What the hell's a spirit bomb?
I don't know...
No.749645
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>>749643
>gleam
>no Jinako don't fantasize just yet
That's so cool! Are you going to transform? Does it make you naked? Do you need me to turn around?
>>749644
I just.
>pls
No.749646
>>749644
>
I'm gonna have to kick that perv Kai in the dick, huh...
>>749645
Uh... you want a demonstration?
>just
>points her hand away from everyone
>
No.749647
>>749645
Are you winning, Jinako?
>>749646
Oh-
>BWOOOOOOM
>dust settling
>Karna totally fine
>Arj barreled over into a wall
Oh...
>Owwwwww!
No.749648
>>749646
>so cool
>so cool
>new fanfic material achieved
That's...incredible!
So is it the power of the moon or the sun?
Can you tell me or do you have to kill me?
>>749647
>blink
>blink blink blink
Uh...
Are you ok, Arjuna?
No.749649
>>749647
Oh... whoops.
>
The white one's not even dirty. Huh...
>>749648
Call it the power of science.
I gotta pick my daughter up from my brother's place. Try not to explode.
>flies off
No.749650
>>749648
>Shut up!
He's ok.
>>749649
>?
>Karna waving
>Arjuna seething
No.749651
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>snoring with a slice of pizza draped over his eyes like a blindfold
>Dante pls
No.749652
>>749649
Oh--well ok.
>she can flyyyyy
Goodbye...!
>>749650
You two are really in for it now, you hear me?
No.749653
Finally, being grounded for that long was miserable.
No.749654
>playing vidya under a blanket
At least it looks like Arjuna left...
>who was that masked man blonde woman
Karna! My writing music!
And tea with two sugars, puh-leaaaaaaaaz
No.749655
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No.749656
>>749655
Don't be a jerk, Karna. It's only four letter-
>turns
>aaaaaaaand back under the blanket
You are not Karna!
I mean, stay back, I know kung fu!
No.749657
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>>749656
>blink
>and pops a squat
No need to be afraid. My name's Leo.
Your pale white friend is still prying the brown guy out of the wall.
No.749658
>>749657
Uh...
>Karna walks by carrying a comotose Arjuna
>blanket gets caught on a leg spike
[!]
No! My protection from social interaction!
No.749659
>>749658
>
>unlatches his cape thing
Sorry if it's not big enough.
No.749660
>>749659
>!
>natch
Coolly, the secret heroine from the moon takes the cape from the boy. It wouldn't do to appear ungrateful.
>Jinako no you said that out loud
>getting far too comfortable with the cape
Leo, huh...why does that sound so familiar.
No.749661
>>749660
I don't think we've met.
No.749662
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>>749661
I don't get out much, so...no.
>laptop and liter of Coke deployed
Were you asking about tea because you wanted to make me some like in those stories, or were you just saying it to say it.
No.749663
>>749662
Usually Archer makes tea. Or dad. I'm not too good at it.
Besides it looks like you already have a drink.
No.749664
>>749663
>ha! Maybe now I can impress him with some simple knowledge
>I didn't want it to end up like an /ss/ doujin, but it looks like it can't helped
Soda is full of sodium, which dries the body out. Tea is good for recovering the water lost from drinking soda.
>nodnod
It's really elementary beverage science.
Besides, I don't like to talk to those two after...never mind.
Dad?
No.749665
>>749664
>blink
Oh.
>
Uh... I guess you'd call him Saber.
No.749666
>>749665
>
>
>
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
No.749667
>>749666
Was it something I said?
No.749668
>>749667
Yes, of course it was something you said!
But you're not serious. I mean, that doesn't work with Servants. There's no way it can!
>I thought I was safe aaaaaaaaaaaaaa
A demiservant?
No.749669
>>749668
It worked for mom.
>uh
Pseudo-Servant I think they called me.
No.749670
>>749669
>this changes so many things
>now I'm not even in the /ss/ mood
>his loss
But if that's true, then Servants are all capable of reproduction. It means they're all-
>gulp
Fertile.
Who is your mom? Is your dad the only dad?
No.749671
>>749670
>is she calling my mom a harlot
>...
>uh
Do you know a "Fumi Kanno"?
No.749672
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>>749671
Like I said, I don't know that many people.
>retrieves a tiny composition book
>mostly doodles and fanfic ideas
>two phone numbers in the inside cover
>"That weird lady from that one time who was pregnant"
...Ohhhhhhhhhhh
No.749673
>>749672
>guh
That's her. I grew up with magic.
No.749674
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>>749673
A shota appears at the witching hour.
Magic in his blood.
Does this spell a new adventure for our heroine?
>Jinako you're not even paying attention anymore
No.749675
>>749674
...Shota?
>ahoge curling into a question mark
No.749676
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>>749675
>scribbling in the book, muttering to herself
>jabs her pen at him
You! Is your home life stable? Do your parents fight?
No.749677
>>749676
Uh... it's hectic at home and my dad can't fight.
No.749678
>>749677
Can't fight?
No no no, that won't do at all for this scenario
>erasing noises
Tragic past...Then I'll be the mysterious teacher-type that guides him into new understandings...
No.749679
>>749678
>I
>am so confused
Excuse me?
No.749680
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>>749679
>"said the boy, frightened by her awesome presence"
I'm in a delicate situation right now.
>"said the bouncy onee-sama."
Where's that tea!
No.749681
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>>749680
You... want me to make tea.
>uh
I can boil water but the rest isn't something I've learned.
No.749682
>>749681
Then why did you ask in the first place!
>guh
Never mind, I have serious writing to do. Say...hi to your mom, I think.
>scurrying out
Karna!
No.749683
>>749682
That lady's really confusing.
No.749686