No.749688
Well?
>>
>"Pffffffft- Oh my god, for real?"
No.749689
>Predator log update
>Ridley's skull does look nice in my camp
>after all the crazy things that went down yesterday I am left wondering what today holds
>and why everyone snores?
No.749691
>>749690
>I have no idea who said that
>>749688
>the cat and fox are doing things
>I don't know what?
>must investigate deeper
No.749692
Wow, I've never seen the place with the sun up before. Quiet, too.
No.749693
>>749692
>you get use to it
No.749694
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>>749693
Quiet enough out in space, what with the vacuum. Damn.
No.749695
>>749694
>it's kinda relaxing
>but it won't last
>just wait
No.749696
>>749695
Course not. Something's gotta happen eventually.
>bouncing coins into a metal soup cup
No.749697
>>749696
>when it happens
>just wait
>it'll be someone crashing in
No.749699
>>749697
Crashing, huh. Good thing I keep my mobile suit in sprinting distance.
>>749698
Sheesh.
No.749700
>>749699
>mobile suit huh?
>like that Char guy?
No.749701
>>749699
>you aren't gonna let him hog the couch like that, are you?
No.749702
>>749700
Yeah actually.
>hooks a thumb outside
>>749701
Bad green letters. I got my own seat.
No.749703
>>749702
>well I'm not gonna let him do it
>rolls off of the couch
Huh?!
No.749704
>>749702
>interesting tech
>I'm more of a up close kind of person
>still it takes skills to use
No.749705
>>749703
Well then. Looks like fate's got it out for you.
>>749704
Yeah, well... I'm pretty good with guns. Unlike Char I'm not a Newtype so I don't get all those fancy reflexes outside of my suit.
No.749706
>>749705
Tell me something I don't know.
>gets up
At least that was an okay nap.
No.749707
>>749705
>newtype?
>what kind of types are there?
No.749708
>>749706
You can nap?
>>749707
Ask him next time, I'm not too informed about that stuff.
No.749709
>>749708
Yeah, as hard as that is to believe.
I can also eat.
No.749710
>>749709
Lemme guess: specialized diet? I can't imagine you can just stuff down whatever you want in that thing.
No.749711
>>749710
Actually I can.
But I have preferences just like everybody else.
No.749712
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No.749713
>>749711
Huh. Must be recent advances in artificial stomach technology.
Then again the shipgirls do the same...
>>749712
Hope he doesn't wanna fight ya.
No.749714
>>749713
Yeah I can even...throw up when I get sick.
Not sure why that was installed.
No.749715
File: 1456681702150.jpg (851.31 KB, 1191x2591, 1191:2591, predator_jungle_by_jamga-d….jpg)
>>749713
>we already went over it
>he's killed some of my kind before
>it happens
No.749716
>>749714
To fuck with you probably.
>>749715
Well isn't there egg on my face.
>suddenly pie in the face
No.749717
File: 1456682056879.jpg (175.26 KB, 506x821, 506:821, 3933397-predator-invaders_….jpg)
>>749716
>there is a pie
>.....it is a whip cream covered lemon pie
No.749718
>>749716
You're probably right. The guy who built this body always has an odd sense of humor...
No.749719
>>749717
>muffled "it's delicious and my eyes are burning but who cares"
>vacuum noises
>clean as a whistle
I could actually go for seconds. Minus the "in the face" bit.
>>749718
That so?
Then again if you can eat then you can digest and if there's a flaw in it then it needs to be purged. Vomiting's an easy release. Less you wanna shit yourself.
No.749720
>>749719
Fair point. I'm not too clear on whether it's a full digestion system or not...
Never really was clear on that.
No.749721
>>749719
>have you tried the fridge?
No.749722
>>749720
It should be, at least.
>>749721
Good idea.
>strolls into the kitchen
>opens the fridge
>flooded with pies
It's heaven and I'm drowning!
No.749723
>>749722
>pies start flowing into him
THIS DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE
No.749724
File: 1456682948856.jpg (55.87 KB, 791x1024, 791:1024, 1196589-e53295bc6bc126b7e4….jpg)
>>749722
>you'll be fine.....
>>749723
>Jack is this place getting filled with pies?
No.749725
>>749723
It's so good though!
>this is what happens when Toriel disappears for a month
>piemageddon
>>749724
I die as I lived: content and full of pastries.
No.749726
>>749724
Yes it is!
>>749725
This is gonna take a long time to clean!
>tastes a bit of it
This isn't even that good of a flavor!
No.749727
>>749725
>can you swim to Jack?
>>749726
>get to the higher ground
No.749728
>>749726
I'm not a fan of pumpkin either, more of a key lime or lemon guy if it's by itself. Apple-cinnamon if it's with a la mode.
>swimming in pies
>>749727
Waaay ahead of you.
No.749729
>>749727
The only higher ground is the attic and I'll be damned if I'm going up there.
>>749728
I mean it's alright. But unless it's Thanksgiving, I'm gonna go for apple.
Key lime is also a good choice.
No.749730
File: 1456683891581.jpg (640.95 KB, 1845x1920, 123:128, 4078697-predator-aliens-co….jpg)
>>749729
>the rafters Jack
No.749731
>>749729
Y'know what fruit would be damn good in a pie that I've not tried yet? Passion fruit.
No.749732
File: 1456684093245.jpg (98.56 KB, 500x638, 250:319, HUNGRY FOR WORMS NO HUNGRY….jpg)
>>749730
Maybe...maybe...
Does anybody even hang out up there anymore?
>>749731
Shit that's a good one.
I wonder what orange pie would taste like...
>shrug
Not sure.
No.749734
>listening to Sunday Morning Coming Down
>the Kristofferson version
No.749735
>>749732
Oh that'd be a good one too.
...This just makes me sad I haven't tasted them yet.
No.749736
>>749733
I remember it being the cool hangout for stealthy folk but then people stopped using them.
>>749734
Why aren't you sinking into the pies?
>>749735
Now I really want some pie...
>looks around
Oh wait.
No.749737
>>749736
>it still can be Jack
>it still can be
No.749738
>>749736
Not really big into pie
No.749739
>>749736
Wonder who made all these.
No.749740
>>749737
Eh, the new cool hangouts for stealthy people are boxes. Snake told me that.
>>749738
But it's everywhere!
>>749739
I'm wondering how they got them in the fridge!
No.749741
No.749742
>>749740
>I can't fit in a box
>I'm too big
No.749743
>>749740
Pocket dimension tech?
No.749744
>>749740
Oh, you mean this...yeah...um
Pym particles?
No.749745
>>749742
There are boxes of all kinds of sizes!
>>749743
In the fridge?
...you know what, I'd believe that.
>>749744
I don't even know what those are.
No.749746
File: 1456685298141.jpg (187.63 KB, 828x980, 207:245, 4eb4ca2edb51e3e46450217a41….jpg)
>>749744
Or those.
>>749745
Place with as many guys as this, you'd need some kinda absurd food storage.
No.749747
>>749745
The source of my powers
No.749748
File: 1456685340382.jpg (99.75 KB, 511x533, 511:533, 3336498-predator_versus_ju….jpg)
>>749745
>I must hunt down these boxes
No.749749
File: 1456685404893.jpg (179.33 KB, 850x694, 425:347, Pogeymans Rising Revengean….jpg)
>>749746
You're right, and I'm sure one of the geniuses here could develop them.
>>749748
Maybe you could use a crate. They're like boxes, but bigger and made of wood.
>>749747
I was wondering what that doofy outfit was for...
No.749750
File: 1456685518132.jpg (378.76 KB, 1369x1920, 1369:1920, 2170236-civilized_beasts_0….jpg)
>>749749
>that sounds good to use
No.749751
>>749749
Says the guy who looks like he stepped out of an Japanese cartoon
No.749752
>>749750
You should get a crate, then.
>>749751
Well this isn't a costume!
No.749753
File: 1456686017391.jpg (124.14 KB, 600x755, 120:151, 660916-predator_big_game_2.jpg)
>>749752
>then today I go crate hunting!
No.749754
>>749752
So...
>oh god....is he naked?
>I think hes naked
Are you naked?
No.749755
>>749753
Good luck! I'm sure you'll find one.
>>749754
Technically...
No.749756
>>749755
Maybe you could put some pants on then
No.749757
File: 1456686642219.jpg (154.98 KB, 1213x1273, 1213:1273, 259106_175884502472285_550….jpg)
>>749749
sorry was showering
Riddle solved.
No.749758
>>749756
But what'd be the point?
>>749757
So how do we put these things back?
No.749759
>>749758
To not be a weird naked guy? You know who's weird, naked and robotic? Ultron. Do you really want to be like Ultron?
No.749760
>>749758
>chowing down
Back?
No.749761
>>749759
>how could want to hide an ass like this, Scott
>how
I don't even know who that is!
>>749760
...eating them works too.
No.749762
>>749761
I've been stuck with rations for a year. I don't think I ever wanna look away from this magnificent pastry heaven for at least an hour.
No.749763
>>749762
...don't think I can blame you.
No.749764
>>749761
He's a weird robot.
No.749765
>>749763
>not giving calorie mates
>1964+x=2016
>shiggery diggory dock
Though I gotta admit the quality of rations went up with the mochi and chips. Still, it's too little too late for me I guess.
Pie though... pie is eternal.
No.749766
>>749764
Oh.
You're gonna have to be more specific.
>>749765
Pie is alright.
Really I don't have a favorite food.
No.749767
File: 1456687953911.png (272.32 KB, 332x655, 332:655, I sure spend a lot of time….png)
>>749766
Weird, robotic, sounds like the guy from Boston Legal. Has daddy and string issues
No.749768
>>749766
Really? I mean I'll eat anything. Pie's not my favorite. It's just something I won't get tired of.
No.749769
File: 1456688223354.jpg (101.32 KB, 900x678, 150:113, raiden_from_metal_gear_ris….jpg)
>>749767
Don't think I've ever met him.
>>749768
Nope.
though if we're talking stuff I don't get tired of I guess Gatorade would be there.
No.749770
>>749769
He's kind a dick too.
No.749771
>>749769
It's got electrolytes, right?
You ever see that movie, Idiocracy?
No.749772
File: 1456688711144.png (364.7 KB, 497x750, 497:750, Raiden you cannot give rel….png)
>>749770
Still nothing.
>>749771
Yeah, electrolytes.
Aaaaand...I don't think so.
No.749773
>>749771
Its What The Plants Crave.
>>749772
Don't worry about it then I guess.
No.749774
>>749772
You should. You'd get a kick out of it.
No.749775
>>749773
Ayyy. He gets it.
No.749776
>>749773
Who're you anyway?
>>749774
What makes you think that?
No.749777
>>749775
That movie is great.
>>749776
I'm Ant-Man.
No.749778
>>749777
Should've seen that name coming.
Anyway, you can call me Raiden.
No.749779
>>749776
Just a strong feeling.
>>749777
And I bet it'll actually come true. People get dumber by the generation.
No.749780
>>749778
Like the guy from Mortal Kombat?
>>749779
The co-writer from the movie says that he feels like its already begun
No.749781
>>749779
...I'll looking into it, then.
>>749780
No, no that's RAY-den.
I'm RYE-den.
No.749782
>>749780
Sounds about right.
>>749781
No need to get all worked up over a name. It's just letters and sounds in the end, yeah?
No.749784
>>749782
It's important, though!
>>749783
It's an easy mistake to make.
No.749785
>>749783
Over-reliance on automated technology really will be the death of us all.
>>749784
Is it?
No.749786
File: 1456690672622.jpg (36.61 KB, 500x281, 500:281, tumblr_nfnloj2OiE1tbl2xjo3….jpg)
>>749785
Yes it is. Names are very important.
No.749787
>>749784
I'll bet
>>749785
Probably
No.749788
>>749786
Getting worked up over them seems like a lot of effort for little payoff.
>>749787
So the doofy helmet you got on lets you do stuff? Like what?
No.749789
>>749787
You wouldn't believe how many times it's happened before.
>>749788
I guess but it's worth it...a little.
No.749790
>>749788
Communicate with Ants. Also it has a cool secret lab stored inside it.
>>749789
I probably can.
No.749791
>>749789
Maybe it's just a freelancer thing. I don't like expending more effort than I'm being compensated for.
>>749790
A whole lab in your helmet? Now that's cool.
Talking to bugs though...
No.749792
>>749790
...it's more common than I'd like it to be.
>>749791
I don't mind. Then again, I kinda like overcompensating sometimes.
No.749793
>>749791
I don't really talk to them. Its not like a two way conversation or anything. Its mostly just telling them what to do.
>>749792
Sometimes people mistake me for Pym or O'Grady.
No.749794
>now that I have my crate
>it's time to watch some TV and look for possible things to hunt
No.749795
>>749792
You're not a mercenary, are you? That's bad business practice, at least.
>>749793
Yeah? Can they do anything, y'know, complex? They're ants.
No.749796
>>749793
So you know what it's like...
>>749794
Nice crate.
So what's on TV?
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwRH7HqDWts&feature=youtu.be
Nice.
>>749795
Not in it for the money, but sometimes.
No.749797
>>749795
I mostly use them to sneak things in and for transportation
>>749796
Brother I know that feel.
No.749798
>>749796
>I use this show to show potential pray
No.749799
File: 1456691928642.jpg (187.63 KB, 828x980, 207:245, 4eb4ca2edb51e3e46450217a41….jpg)
>>749796
Not in it for-what?
>>749797
Must be a ton of ants then.
No.749800
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I WIN AGAIN, KRABS
No.749801
>>749797
Sucks, don't it?
Well I won't confuse you for those two other guys.
>>749798
Find anything?
>>749799
Y'know...money.
That thing you use to buy things.
No.749802
>>749799
Well, I mean, I can shrink. So not really.
>>749801
Do you even know the other guys?
No.749803
>>749801
...Really? That's the part you thought I didn't get?
>>749802
Can you grow too?
Bigger than you already are I mean.
No.749804
>>749801
>a man stealing hens again
>>749800
>should I try to eat that thing?
>......I'm going to try to eat it
HHHRRRAAAAAAAAAAOOORRRRLLL!!!
No.749805
>>749802
...not at all.
>>749803
Yyyyyyyes...?
Honestly with how many people I run into here who lack the concept of simple things like that, I really thought that.
Is it hard to grasp that I'm not in it for money?
No.749806
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>>749803
Yeah. I can also use pym particles to enhance my strength and durability.
>>749805
alright then.
No.749807
>>749805
Considering that's 50% of the part of killing people for money then yeah. It is pretty baffling. What, you kill people for the sake of it? Then you're just a murderer.
>>749806
Now we're talking. Way cool, dude.
I pilot a giant mech.
>points outside
No.749808
>Nic dragging in a drunken Worick
>Vergil dragging in a pizza-stained Dante
...
...
>LOCK EYES
>FROM ACROSS THE ROOM
>Style: [X]
>Sword: [X]
>Stupid Friend: [X]
>SSSTYLISH
No.749809
>>749806
Yeah, uh, you're welcome
No.749810
>>749804
I feel like someone...WANTS ME TO SELL THEM SOMETHING
No.749811
File: 1456692710436.jpg (851.85 KB, 862x1200, 431:600, tumblr_np3bywc6w51r9en1io1….jpg)
>>749808
>still snoring
>Yamato firmly embedded in his chest
No.749812
>>749806
Yeah, so no worries there.
>>749804
How're you even going to eat that?
>>749807
I only take jobs from people I trust. I like the money but it's not why I do what I do.
I do it to protect people.
I never take jobs from someone who'd use me to hurt the innocent.
No.749813
>>749810
>hold still
>I'm going to see how you taste
>>749812
>I've got to find out Jack
No.749814
File: 1456692816307.png (1016.77 KB, 965x757, 965:757, hey yeah sure whatever man.png)
>>749807
Neat
>>749809
I've said thank yo before Hank. I'm not saying thank you every time. Besides, I'm the one who discovered the durability and strength part. You just did the growing and shrinking and moved on.
>>749812
Cool beans.
No.749815
>>749811
This should be a lesson for you. All-you-can-eat is a suggestion, a metaphor, not something the store is actually physically ready to accommodate.
No.749816
>>749812
A regular hero of justice, eh? Good on you, I guess.
To each their own.
>>749814
Gotta love joyriding.
No.749817
>>749813
Wha-you don't want to eat me, you giant genital-mouthed buffoon!
Not when I'm-
>disguising noises
A teacher without tenure! Could you really harm one of America's heroes?
No.749818
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>>749815
But the customer is always right, Verg. And as the customer I said they could totally handle it.
No.749819
>>749817
>what you call me snack?
No.749820
>>749814
Scott, do you remember the first time you used the suit.
Well I don't so you'll have to remind me, and also I won't believe anything you say, but the point is that suits can be taken away just as easily as a bad kid's Christmas present.
No.749821
>>749813
Do you really have to?
>>749814
So you're one of those super heroes...we get a lot of those around here.
>>749816
That's right. My sword is a tool of justice!
>keep count on how much he says that
No.749822
File: 1456693142075.jpg (851.31 KB, 1191x2591, 1191:2591, predator_jungle_by_jamga-d….jpg)
>>749821
>it's that or crush him up and use in my med kit
No.749823
File: 1456693199851.jpg (88.48 KB, 850x732, 425:366, sample-a4a33822532be5d4a88….jpg)
>>749818
You also said you would pay when you were finished, and not before you'd completely taken advantage of the deal.
If this is how you conduct business I'm already regretting everything.
>shoves arcade tickets deeper in his pocket
No.749824
>>749819
Now now, there's no need for aggravation, riiiiiiiiight?
Why don't we enjoy a detente of delectable, and eat my burgers
No.749825
>>749823
I did pay when I was finished! It was just conveniently also after I did the thing you said I did.
>oi
You really like Wave Racer.
No.749826
>>749825
>shakes his head
It was Cruisin' USA, actually.
>wait shit
No.749827
>>749821
Justice for who though. Life's not clearly defined; black and white, good and evil. It's all shades of morally ambiguous gray.
No.749828
>>749826
>handgestures
You're pretty good.
No.749829
>>749816
I bet.
>>749820
Yeah, until you decide to change codenames again.
Plus, if you let O'Grady keep his, there's no way you're taking it from me.
>>749821
Yeah.
No.749830
File: 1456693794418.png (51.66 KB, 746x1072, 373:536, raiden___metal_gear_rising….png)
>>749822
Both sound unnecessary.
>>749827
Justice to whoever I can deliver it too.
I'll admit that I can't save everyone everywhere...
And maybe some people aren't "clearly" deserving of being on the receiving end of my blade but have been...
Who's to judge the right from wrong?
>>749829
What brings you here?
No.749831
>>749828
>just
>grabs Yamato
>twist
That's for being a nuisance.
>Summoned Swords everywhere
And that's for betting the car on a game of ski-ball.
No.749832
>>749829
I've been thinking of Bug Dude lately. Branch out a little, connect with the kids more, you know?
No?
Besides, O'Grady is a thinking man, like you. Or whatever.
I should have thought of shower peeping years ago.
No.749833
>>749831
>
You won, didn't you?
No.749835
>>749829
So you're a superhero, right? You gotta be.
>>749830
That doesn't sound very paragon.
No.749836
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>>749834
Exactly. I had to get you motivated.
No.749837
>>749832
Please don't be Bug Dude Hank.
>>749830
Finances.
>>749835
Yup.
No.749838
File: 1456694232219.jpg (187.42 KB, 850x1149, 850:1149, sample-e2713002986f1b1aad9….jpg)
>>749836
It felt like cheating because that's exactly what it was.
If it had even been a contest, I mean.
No.749839
File: 1456694241209.jpg (301.93 KB, 1280x1926, 640:963, raiden_metal_gear_rising_b….jpg)
>>749835
That's because I'm not a paragon.
Nobody should ever look up to me.
>>749837
Ahhh, that sounds like it sucks.
No.749840
>>749837
Think about it, Scott!
They won't be all "Ant-Man? That's a stupid name" anymore! Hey, it's our friendly neighborhood Bug Dude! Hi Bug Dude! Let's not ruin your self-esteem like other insect-related heroes, Bug Dude.
No.749841
File: 1456694341455.jpg (179.05 KB, 495x700, 99:140, 02ecffe91fdd1816f39b362005….jpg)
>>749838
It worked didn't it?
No.749842
>>749837
And a not edgy one too. Nice.
>>749839
As for you... jeez, you're literally covered in blades too.
No.749843
>>749840
Hank...when was the last time you slept?
>>749839
Its a little rough, but...itll be fine.
>>749842
No edge on me.
No.749844
>>749842
What?
What's wrong with this look?
>>749843
Are you sure?
Financial problems are the worst.
No.749845
File: 1456694512018.png (178.31 KB, 580x519, 580:519, tumblr_mwwg9cnaOi1sh3mlvo1….png)
>go
>go away
>maybe if I don't move he'll go away
>aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
No.749846
File: 1456694544576.jpg (149.07 KB, 500x705, 100:141, 5b1c618bd96e9ee12d80c4f5f9….jpg)
>>749841
You're not getting any of these tickets.
No.749847
File: 1456694593104.jpg (154.98 KB, 1213x1273, 1213:1273, 259106_175884502472285_550….jpg)
>>749843
You have no idea how much I appreciate that, Ant Guy.
>>749844
Just... y'know what I think Jehuty needs maintenance. I'll, uh, be back.
>stalks off towards the giant mech
No.749848
>>749843
Sleep? The weak sleep, Scott.
I am not weak. I am strong. I am Bug Dude.
Bug Dude is cool, all your friends like-
>falls asleep
>wakes back up
Bug Dude
No.749849
>>749824
sorry for the delay
>I'm going to use you as meds
>first grind you into a powder
>then add you to toxic chemicals
>>749830
>I need to know this Jack
No.749850
>>749845
Psssst. That only works on T-Rexes. Jurassic Park says so.
>>749846
>
Vergil, Vergil, Vergil... I already got tickets. They gave me a whole roll just to make me go away.
No.749851
>>749849
Meds!?
You don't want me! I'm, uh-
>tiny casts
Broken!
No.749852
File: 1456694795067.jpg (109.91 KB, 900x1165, 180:233, 4206485-tumblr_negs1dsvd91….jpg)
>>749844
Better than prison.
>>749847
I appreciate it. You want edge, go piss off the Punisher.
>>749848
Yikes
No.749853
>>749847
I...I'm not edgy, am I?
>looks in the mirror
>CRAAAAAWLING IN MY SKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN
...oh my god.
>>749849
If you say so.
>>749852
Well yeah I guess, but that's not really saying much.
No.749854
>>749851
>then you are useless to me
>be gone!
>throws plankton out the window
No.749855
File: 1456694887160.png (84.91 KB, 414x316, 207:158, tumblr_mwwg9cnaOi1sh3mlvo2….png)
>>749850
I would have assumed I'd know something like that, being closely related to dinosaurs mysel-
>ok this is getting ridiculous
No.749856
>>749850
Not those tickets.
>into the jacket he goes
>two tickets for Pizza Expo
I hear they're having a panel carried out entirely by toppings.
No.749857
>>749854
CUUUUUUUUUURSE YOUUUUUUUUU CRABLLANTEEEEEEEE
>ding
No.749858
>>749852
Go home and be a family man.
No.749859
>>749855
Aw man, I messed up your gig.
Wait, I got it.
>shunk
>Dante no
Now we're even.
>>749856
>
>
>
Whaddo you want from me, Verg.
No.749860
File: 1456695057950.jpg (378.76 KB, 1369x1920, 1369:1920, 2170236-civilized_beasts_0….jpg)
>>749857
>my work here is done
>>749853
>I wasn't going to say anything Jack....
>but this is my ring tone for you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TuCGiV-EVjA
No.749861
File: 1456695239991.jpg (175.15 KB, 850x728, 425:364, sample-cd06d4f9e05815486e3….jpg)
>>749859
>?
>??
>???
>Confusion: Why did you do that. Confusion
Er...
No.749862
>>749858
Uh...don't really have any family talking to me right now...
>>749853
I'll figure something out. I usually do.
No.749863
>>749859
Take a job. One that pays.
And write a letter saying you're sorry for messing up the parking lot like you did. I can't forge your awful handwriting or I'd do it myself.
No.749864
>>749860
Is it the embarrassing kind of edgy?
>>749862
Here's to hoping.
Might be willing to help if I weren't so poor myself.
No.749865
>>749861
Not good enough? Sheesh, old timer. You leave me little choice...
>pizza box: open
You can have two slices.
>>749863
That's all? Hell yeah!
Wait, why do I have to apologize?
No.749866
>>749862
Ok, change of plans.
You be Bug Dude. Then your family will see you as more than a boring basket case with shrink powers.
You might even get a toy deal!
No.749867
>>749865
>EYES WIDE SHUT
>drooling internally
There is a line a man must choose whether to cross or not.
You might find you've made a terrible mistake by doing that.
>fork and knife in hand
No.749868
>>749865
Your motorcycle melted the macadam.
It turns out demon fire can melt steel beams.
No.749869
>>749867
Two. I'm counting, dude.
>yanks Rebellion out
Pizza's my baby, you wouldn't abuse someone's baby would you?
>>749868
Terrorist demons...
No.749871
No.749872
>>749869
I'm a little more concerned about the self-referential torture than any hypothetical child abuse.
>but pizza tho
>two slices retrieved
>and inhaled
That...almost did something.
No.749873
>>749866
Hank, I'm not going to be bug dude.
That being said I have to go do a security check on a stadium venue.
>hi ho Ant-tony AWAY!
No.749874
File: 1456696025085.jpg (45.42 KB, 600x423, 200:141, Dante.(Devil.May.Cry).600.….jpg)
>>749870
Pretty sure the kid and I didn't leave anything left from those Order guys though.
>>749872
>box away
So we're good now.
S'your handle, old timer?
No.749875
>>749873
What?
Scott pass me the wrench.
Scott?
No.749876
File: 1456696254135.jpg (109.31 KB, 406x600, 203:300, tumblr_no7ksllso71u9awd4o1….jpg)
No.749877
>>749874
>?????
My...?
>Grail help me I don't know young person things
Just a simple knight.
...Apparently one that falls asleep in public beds, too.
No.749878
>>749875
There is no wrench, father.
No.749879
>>749876
And I just pulled it out too!
>>749877
Well then, I'll just keep callin' you old timer then. Despite looking like you could be my kid.
Name's Dante. Like the guy who wrote the Inferno.
No.749880
>>749878
DON'T YOU PULL THAT MATRIX SHIT ON ME, I'M YOUR FATHER
No.749881
File: 1456696561138.jpg (121.93 KB, 360x879, 120:293, 3336598-predator-in-superm….jpg)
No.749882
File: 1456696598281.jpg (109.17 KB, 850x607, 850:607, sample-9c61542e773e9f75099….jpg)
No.749883
>>749880
Shhhhh, be silent father. Just accept fate...the fate that is...no wrenches.
No.749884
>>749879
Appearances do have a way of being deceiving around here, don't they.
>ahoge twitching
I knew I shouldn't have shaved this morning.
>but Arty you never have to shave
Saber. Like the sword.
Or Arthur. Like the name. If that's what you prefer.
No.749885
>>749881
You really think so?
No.749886
>>749882
Don't make it gay, bro.
>>749884
Arty, huh. That'll do.
No.749887
>>749883
or strings, make sure he knows about the
STRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIINNNGS!
No.749888
>>749883
That's not true!
That's IMPOSSIBLE
No.749889
>>749886
Thinking that way about your brother is unacceptable.
I'm going to go mope read.
No.749890
>>749885
>I don't see why not?
No.749891
>>749886
Arty...
>Arty
>Arty?
Well I don't see why we can't make that work.
Though it's still a little surprising, seeing a sword be as effective on a person as it was on you.
No.749892
>>749887
He will know of the strings.
>>749888
Search your feelings, you know it to be true!
No.749893
>>749892
NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Oh wait I made an off switch for you.
>beep
No.749894
>>749889
Adios, muchachos.
>>749891
Eh?
>pulls Rebellion out
>again
>entirely fine
No.749895
File: 1456697269728.gif (247.48 KB, 274x269, 274:269, CRAAAAAAAAWLING IN MY SKII….gif)
>>749890
I don't know, maybe I'm just too damn edgy.
No.749896
>>749894
>!
Those actions...is it even possible to have them consecutively like that?
No.749897
>>749893
Wow that took long enoooooooo--
>turns off
No.749898
>>749896
Looks like it.
So, Arty, are you aware that you're a ghost?
No.749899
File: 1456697506057.jpg (851.31 KB, 1191x2591, 1191:2591, predator_jungle_by_jamga-d….jpg)
>>749895
>no you're fine
>moves out the way of a falling Ultron
No.749900
>>749899
You're probably right...
I still think I might tone it down a bit.
>Ultron falls on his toes
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
No.749901
>>749898
I'm beginning to think someone put a sign on me, what with the frequency of this happening recently.
>feeling his back
>crinkle crinkle
>sign saying "I am a ghost"
Oh...
Well I hope there aren't any hard feelings.
No.749902
File: 1456697740813.jpg (179.05 KB, 495x700, 99:140, 02ecffe91fdd1816f39b362005….jpg)
>>749901
>!
>turns around
>there's a sign saying "I am a demon"
Who keeps doing that? It's not even right! I'm half demon.
No.749903
File: 1456697893992.jpg (333.61 KB, 400x691, 400:691, 42697856a56c734c9d29735a28….jpg)
>>749902
>[wary]
Funny how that isn't something you'd want to say out loud too often, but there's no problem with being half-angel.
It seems we have a jokester in our midst.
No.749904
>>749900
>how many of these things are there falling?
No.749906
>>749903
Racists. It's just genes anyways. Just as much a person as you.
Trickster, huh...
>Trickster Style: very yes
Guess I just gotta trick back.
No.749907
File: 1456698144356.jpg (46.54 KB, 500x333, 500:333, I AM ARTHUR, KING OF THE B….jpg)
>>749906
>hand up
>it's transparent
You look a little more substantial than myself. It must be all the delicious food.
>?
Trick back?
No.749908
>>749905
>they are everywhere! worse then the pies
No.749909
>>749908
Well looks like I should clean them up...
No.749910
File: 1456698279362.jpg (78.97 KB, 600x553, 600:553, Dante.(Devil.May.Cry).600.….jpg)
>>749907
Right, ghost.
>Trickster Dash
>oogity boogity incorporeal for a moment
Trick back.
Gotta find the weirdo first.
No.749911
>>749909
>where is the maid for this?
No.749912
>>749910
You could say...a ghost trick.
>Arty no one will get that
You think they're still here?
>hiding a marker in his tabard
No.749913
File: 1456698453457.jpg (75.63 KB, 700x579, 700:579, d59847a6f663e8ce11e554d82f….jpg)
>>749911
>stuffing pies back into the kitchen
Too many...
No.749914
>>749912
It's probably one of those speedsters, so who knows?
No.749915
>>749914
Well I wouldn't say they're the only ones capable.
>
This is still so strange. One my kin is actually half-demon, but he looks a lot less...
No.749916
>>749911
She has enough to worry about, I'll clean them up!
No.749917
File: 1456698781106.jpg (204.62 KB, 536x758, 268:379, 6512d30d19ab0959fef1190ab1….jpg)
>>749915
>SHAZAM
>Debiru Toreega for a second
It's by choice. Harder to buy pizza when you look like a monster, yeah?
No.749918
>>749913
......
>>749916
>I'll help you
>something tells me if she sees this mess she will die
No.749919
File: 1456698880661.jpg (135.07 KB, 699x436, 699:436, b22dfde83677763bc5d8e349ca….jpg)
>>749917
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>crosses himself on instinct
Apparently it's all a little bit more subject these days.
You'd think a man in armor wouldn't be the weirdest thing anyone's seen.
No.749920
>>749915
It's not all the same, uncle Arty.
No.749921
>>749918
>Ultrons are already pretty well cleaned up
>Raiden is pretty fast
If you want to.
No.749922
>>749919
Pfft! Shoulda seen the look on your face.
No.749923
>>749921
>we'll put them in my crate
>that way they are no longer on the floor
No.749924
>>749920
...Isn't it?
I'm looking like another old fool now, aren't I.
And I thought the letter from the AARP was bad enough.
>>749922
>
So that's what that feels like coming from the outside.
>uh
>covering the eye-hand
No.749925
>>749924
You get-
>
Why you... get back here!
>chasing butt trumpet demons offscreen
No.749926
>>749924
Not used to being the normal one huh.
No.749927
>>749923
>stuffing them into the crate
Way ahead of you.
No.749928
>>749925
He needs a vacation.
>solemn nod
>this honey bun goes out to the homie
>>749926
It's never been a problem before. I'm not entirely sure what to think of it.
The more people I meet here, the less fantastical my life seems to get. It's...different.
No.749929
File: 1456699504584.jpg (121.93 KB, 360x879, 120:293, 3336598-predator-in-superm….jpg)
>>749927
>now we shove it into the swamp
No.749930
File: 1456699707747.jpg (104.47 KB, 533x600, 533:600, Dante.(Devil.May.Cry).600.….jpg)
>>749928
I love it. All these different people, fun to watch, fun to party with.
I can see why Ammy loves it too.
No.749931
>>749929
Isn't that pollution?
No.749932
>>749931
>have you seen the swamp?
No.749934
>>749933
Hottest babe on the planet.
>now on fire
>grinning
>
Embarrass the sun, I'm on a roll!
No.749935
>>749932
Alright that's a fair point.
Maybe we should blow it up, though.
No.749936
File: 1456700219881.png (509.19 KB, 750x676, 375:338, 911f2853302c43dae6a8d24885….png)
>>749934
>!
>INVISURUBU AIYAH
The su-?
>ohhhhhhhhhh
I've met her daughter, actually. I didn't think the mother would be so...spry.
No.749937
>>749936
>guhuhuhuh-
Oh, Tamamo's pretty fun too.
No.749938
>>749935
>not like we haven't blown up robots yet today
>you want the honors?
No.749940
>>749938
>drags the crate outside
>and then blows it up
There we go!
No.749941
>>749937
I suppose goddesses really do have more fun.
>...
>eyeing the pizza
>sweating
No.749942
File: 1456700569896.jpg (179.05 KB, 495x700, 99:140, 02ecffe91fdd1816f39b362005….jpg)
>>749939
Salt's bad for you.
>>749941
Oi, hands off. It's not party time yet.
No.749943
>>749940
>now with that done
>I guess we watch more TV
No.749944
>Wanders downstairs
>Yawns
>>749939
>Pets the kitty's ears and moseys into the kitchen
No.749945
>>749942
Then you'll have to let me know when it happens.
>hops up
The pounds of laundry I still have to do seemed to have slipped my mind.
Take care, Dante.
>nyooooom
No.749946
>>749942
You are reason for salt
>>749944
Sun Cate not for petting
No.749947
>>749945
Laundry-aw hell I gotta get a paying job!
>>749946
Adorable.
>Trickster Dash on outta thurr
No.749948
File: 1456700997174.jpg (1000.31 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, raiden__metal_gear_rising_….jpg)
>>749943
...I guess we do.
No.749949
>>749946
>Pouring a saucer of milk
moewrowow
>Puts it on the floor for sun cat and pours himself some orange juice
No.749950
>>749949
>peering down from Jehuty's cockpit
Yo, Char.
No.749951
>>749950
Yo. Almost ready to move'er in to orbit?
No.749952
>>749951
She's ready alright. What suit're you running with? I was hoping to see the Sazabi in action.
No.749953
No.749954
>>749952
I've just got the delta with me right now since it's easier to get off planet.
Sazabi might be getting the speed upgrade, we'll have to see.
be back later gotta head out for a bit
No.749955
>>749954
Gotcha
Nice, nice. Blitzkrieg's my favorite strategy.
No.749956
>these girls are not made of gold
>why then are they called "Golden Girls"?
No.749957
>reading
Oh that's a good one.
No.749958
>>749957
the hell are ya reading?
No.749959
>>749958
Reading about mythical creatures.
No.749960
>>749959
.....we've seen most of those things
No.749961
>>749960
...I know but I rented this book so I'm going to get my mileage out of it!
No.749962
I know we have a Papyrus, but what about a sans? Also of Samus is here, I have a folder she might want
No.749963
>>749961
....whats a Sonichu?
>>749962
no idea who's on
No.749965
>>749962
No Sans, so go ahead. And no he isn't.
>>749963
>shuts the book
Let us never speak of this again.
No.749966
>>749965
no, we're doing this!
No.749967
>>749966
Son you don't want to mess with things like this!
This book was meant to be used for good and not EEEEEEEEVIL
No.749968
>>749967
....is it the book of the dead?
No.749969
>>749968
No it is not the book of the dead.
I got this from a library, do you really think the local library has evil books?
No.749971
>>749970
Hah!
Yeah I wish...maybe it'd be more useful!
No.749972
>>749971
then what did ya pick up?
No.749973
File: 1456710752309.jpg (34.53 KB, 227x314, 227:314, 2338756-spidey_vs_anti_ven….jpg)
>>749972
Just a regular old guide to mythical creatures. It's...kinda useful for what I was using it for but not really.
No.749974
>>749973
have fun, I'm going home
>back flips out the window
No.749975
>>749974
Thanks son.
Looks like I'm alone now...
>drops the book
>turns on the radio
YEEEEEAAAAH BOY THAT'S IT!
>starts rocking out
>air guitar-ing
>head banging
>and other embarrassing things
No.749976
>Predator log update
>it's been a long day
>I am vary tired
>may spend all tomorrow in camp
No.749977
>>749976
AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA--
>there's someone else here
>turns off the radio
Oh hey.
No.749979
>>749978
>kneels down
He's sleeping...I can still party but quietly.
>gets back up
>turns the radio up slightly
>light air guitar-ing and slow head banging
Ahahahahahahahahaha
No.749980
NYAHAHA, I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS HAVE FINISHED MY SPAGHETTI!
No.749981
>>749980
>too many damn people here
>turns off the radio
Greeeeaaat.
No.749982
File: 1456714966723.jpg (62.06 KB, 1280x719, 1280:719, tumblr_nmbdiisILR1qi0dp3o1….jpg)
>emerges from a secret basement
Emerging from quarantine. If my new serum is successful, I will feel no desire to strum a guitar or sit around lazily
No.749983
>>749982
Hah! Good luck with that, not even I can cure that!
No.749984
File: 1456715306790.jpg (43.27 KB, 658x370, 329:185, Justice-League-Gods-and-Mo….jpg)
>>749983
Well you arent a brilliant scientist.
So far serum is holding. No desire to even play a single chord
No.749985
>>749984
Good, you know the rules.
>points up to the sign
No.749986
>>749985
"No Stairway"?
Bummer
No.749987
File: 1456715669003.jpg (1.06 MB, 1269x590, 1269:590, It doesn't have to be this….jpg)
>>749986
Rules are rules, man.
Just the way it's got to be.
No.749988
File: 1456715843642.jpg (27.84 KB, 500x281, 500:281, Batman Kirk Langstrom in J….jpg)
>>749987
I understand. Without rules, everything breaks down.
Honestly though you should probably put up a sign about smoke on the water or wonderwall
No.749989
>>749988
Hey man, if you want to write a complaint than uhh...I don't know who writes the rules.
The complain box is over there, though.
>motions over to a complain box
>which has been emptied in years
>it's stuff to the brim with complaints
No.749990
File: 1456716318397.jpg (580.32 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, Justice_League_Gods_and_Mo….jpg)
>>749989
All of these are complaining about Jimmy Carter
A few of these are about some pink haired girl, a girl named marceline and this is....a dog turd
No.749991
>>749990
You can't just open the complaint box and check what's in there!
...
Shit let me take a look at what's in there.
>digs in
>pulls out a note
>"My attic's cold, what gives?"
This must be from when I used to live in the attic!
Ahhahaha good times. Jesus Christ these are old.
>digs even deeper
Oh god this one's alive!
>takes his hand out
No.749992
File: 1456716675487.jpg (128.77 KB, 500x711, 500:711, tumblr_inline_nrhbpgt3sE1q….jpg)
>>749991
Why not?
>digs in again
This one says "I Used To Be Married"
No.749993
>>749992
Now was that from the time the wife was retconned or committed suicide?
>looks at the hand writing
Drunken hand writing, that was post-suicide wife.
First time I was married once.
Man this is old.
>reaches in even deeper
>"The rape closet needs cleaning again"
Does that thing still even exist?
No.749994
No.749995
>>749993
>>749994
Oh what the fuck
No.749996
File: 1456716933281.jpg (62.06 KB, 1280x719, 1280:719, tumblr_nmbdiisILR1qi0dp3o1….jpg)
>>749993
This one says Shits a Shit
No.749997
File: 1456717101348.jpg (179.78 KB, 939x623, 939:623, laughing_antivenom_by_mats….jpg)
>>749996
This one says, "Stops replacing cums explosively with cums explosively."
This seems vaguely familiar...
No.749998
>>749997
This place has a truly horrifying history
No.749999
>>749998
Yes it does!
This is like browsing through ooooooold memories!
Wait here's the complaint you're looking for.
>"What's with the no Stairway thing, dude? It's like totally the opposite of bodacious, brah. So not right on."
This type of speech was only used back in the 1980s.
Looks like this rule has been a thing since then and whoever wrote it is probably long gone...or dead.
No.750000
>>749999
Wait....hasn't this place exploded a few times? How are these complaints still here?
Like this one 'You Guys Have No Lives'
No.750001
>>750000
The complaint box is eternal. I hear this thing was forged to be invulnerable to anything and everything!
Not sure why since nobody checks it! I mean, "AUUUUUUGH MY QUADS!" Who even wrote this one?
No.750002
File: 1456718204002.jpg (36.92 KB, 600x337, 600:337, recenzie-justice-league-go….jpg)
>>750001
Some of these seem more like memes or inside jokes than complaints
No.750003
File: 1456718336452.jpg (168.84 KB, 816x979, 816:979, anti_venom_by_aerlixir-d49….jpg)
>>750002
Maybe that was the point...so that we may remember the memes of previous generations...
And to pass their meme onto the newer generation. So that they may remember...
No.750004
>>750003
A monument to how low society can truly fall
No.750005
>>750004
That it is!
>pulls out a complaint
...oh shit.
OH SHIT
No.750006
File: 1456718672859.jpg (62.06 KB, 1280x719, 1280:719, tumblr_nmbdiisILR1qi0dp3o1….jpg)
No.750007
>>750006
>runs into the attic
>runs back out with a Sega Genesis copy of "Barkley Shut Up and Jam!"
This complaint reminded me of the time I...borrowed this from someone. It is a valuable item and I must never let it leave my sight.
>looks at the complaint again
>"Make Carnage and Venom give my copy of Barkley Shut Up and Jam back!"
Thank you random complaint!
No.750008
>>750007
I've never seen that game before
No.750009
File: 1456719077382.jpg (412.01 KB, 808x668, 202:167, It's just like one of my j….jpg)
>>750008
That's because this is a rare and valuable item!
I can't believe I forgot it...
No.750010
>>750009
I didn't play much Sega
No.750012
>>750011
I had a NES. Then I got caught up in my research and that was about it.
No.750013
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>>750012
>drags out his old Genesis and a box of games
>dusts them off
We need to fix this.
No.750014
>>750013
I'm not much for video-is that supposed to be a hedgehog?
No.750015
>>750014
Hell yeah!
I mean he was.
Don't know what he is these days, but yeah!
No.750016
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>>750015
He looks horribly deformed and mutated. His every movement must be pure agony
No.750017
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>>750016
...it's a cartoon design, man.
No.750018
>>750017
Still. One looks t it and one can make the conclusion that if this creature was to exist in real life, it would be in constant pain
No.750019
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>>750018
I think I actually met him once...
Didn't seemed to be in constant pain.
No.750021
>>750020
I think the only pain he experienced was the pain the fans and his company hath given to him.
A true burden.
No.750022
>>750021
I'm reading reviews online now.
Yikes
No.750023
>>750022
Yeeeaaaah that's the true pain.
Also his fans but that's a part best left unmentioned.
No.750024
>looking at a red bell pepper
Do I have to, Boris.
>You were the one who said it would help, Kapitan.
At least she's late.
No.750025
>>750023
What in God's name is a "Sonichu"?
No.750026
>>750025
What nightmares are made out of.
>>750024
Who're you waitin' on?
No.750027
>>750026
This "Chris-Chan" he's some sort of modern performance artist, right?
No.750028
>>750026
You'd know her as the maid.
It's her day off so I got us a movie.
...I don't know what kids like so I got Lawrence of Arabia.
I can't really explain the pepper.
No.750029
Heard you were trolling like I wouldn't find out.
No.750030
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>>750027
...I'm so sorry.
>>750028
Eh, I hear that's a decent kids movie.
>>750029
AH SHIT
No.750031
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>>750029
Who cares if his arms are blue? He's a fictional abomination
>>750030
About what?
No.750032
>>750030
I DO NOT EAT SHIT
I AM NOT GREG
>>750031
SONIC'S ARMS AREN'T BLUE YOU STUPID TROLL!!!!!
>he's powering up
WATCH OUT, FOR MY PEPPERONI NIPPLES
No.750033
>>750030
Do you...need someone to shoot that thing?
No.750034
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>>750031
That you had to find out like this.
>>750032
I DON'T KNOW WHO THAT IIIIIIIIIS!
>>750033
YES NOW DO IT NOW!
No.750035
>>750034
SEXY NO JUTSU!
>poof
WOULD YOU SEX ME
I'D SEX ME
I'D SEX ME HARD
No.750036
>>750034
>radio out
Zadornov, take the shot.
>crackle crackle
I said take the shot
>>750035
>distant bang
>Chris shot through the leg
No.750037
>>750035
NEVER!
>
>>750036
How'd it get this bad?!
No.750038
>>750036
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
DO YOU THINK THIS WILL KILL ME
I CAN'T DIE, BECAUSE I'VE KILLED TOO MANY PEOPLE IN MY LIFE
MANY MANY MANY MANY PEOPLE
ADAM STACKHOUSE IS A CHEATER
>>750037
>head flies off
>body still waddling and farting
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
No.750039
>>750037
I'm no expert, but...
>points
You guys left the front door wide open.
>>750038
Christ on a bike.
>e x e c u t i o n
No.750040
>>750032
I'm a vampire. Not a troll.
>>750034
I'm sure I would have found out eventually. I've begun to catalog all potential global threats
No.750041
>>750038
>looks at the waddling body
>in sheer horror
UNHOLY DEMON!
GO BACK FROM WHENCE YOU CAME!
GO BAAAAAAAACK!
>>750040
Well this guy isn't a global threat...at least I didn't think he was.
>>750039
...huh.
Probably shouldn't have done that.
No.750042
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>>750041
This seems reminiscent of another fat, headless robot.
Any twins with finger-lasers show up recently?
No.750043
I've made a terrible mistake.
No.750044
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>>750041
I'm rather glad I restrained myself from my usual course of action
No.750045
>>750042
Not that I know of.
>>750044
You were a wise man to do so.
No.750047
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>>750045
His blood most certainly would have been no good
No.750048
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>>750045
>>750046
I should probably stop trying to be referential before I dig my own grave again.
You're the cure guy, right. What do you have for feelings you don't want.
No.750049
>>750047
If it even bled at all...
>>750048
What do you mean by that?
No.750050
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>>750049
I must do more research.
>descends into secret basement
No.750051
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>>750049
Emotional instability is as big a problem as blood loss, right. Or at the very least whiny college kids learn to take them both equally seriously.
>lifts a heel
Looks like motor oil...
No.750052
>>750050
Maybe I too should go do some research!
...eh.
>>750051
I haven't been emotionally unstable since...uhhhh...months ago!
And he was a robot the whole time? By god...
No.750053
>>750052
I can already tell I'm not gonna get the kind of insight I want, huh.
Whatever.
>kicks the head
Who is this joker anyway, you acted pretty scared.
No.750054
>>750053
I'm not an insightful man. Maybe I consider philosophy sometimes but not too often. Take life in stride...
And I dare not mention his name. I got most of the info on him from my son...
No.750055
>>750053
>*You feel something crawl up behind you.
Human...
No.750056
>>750054
It's a bigger pain in the ass than it's worth, trust me. Especially when deep thinking turns your totally harmless sometimes translator into an insane nihilist.
But I digress. The red guy?
>>750055
>what in the fuck
What in the fuck...
No.750057
>>750056
Exactly...so I don't get into that crap.
And yeah, that's the guy!
No.750058
>>750057
He has some very odd hobbies.
I tried to hire him for a cleanup job once and he said he had to stay home and wash his hair.
Pretty sure he was just talking about scalps he collected, but whatever.
>tosses a wad of money
Stab whatever's behind me, will you.
No.750059
>>750056
Where's your sense of hospitality? Come on... Shake my hand...
No.750060
>>750058
Yeah he...he sure has a lot of those scalps.
>pockets the money
Thanks!
>arm forms into a blade
>STAB
No.750061
>>750059
>blink
This is exactly the kind of pedantic fairy tale bullshit I pay other people to put up with for me.
Approaching a stranger from behind is liable to get you shot in your completely exposed cranium. Not the smartest move.
>>750060
Some parenting.
So does that thing ever itch or what.
No.750062
>>750060
>>750061
>MISS
everyone's a critic.
relax, I'm not gonna hurt you, just looking for my brother.
No.750063
>>750061
I can't control him. I've tried.
Like one of those rebellious teen music videos.
And no. Not really.
>>750062
Well you're sneaking up on people, so...I was left to assume you were evil.
Or deranged. Or evilly deranged!
No.750064
>>750062
The moron that makes spaghetti nonstop?
I think he realized no one cared and left, I can hardly keep track of you freaks myself.
>>750063
Have you tried liking the things he likes?
That's usually a surefire way to make any kid disgusted.
No.750065
>>750063
what? nah...
just because I'm a monster, doesn't make me evil.
>>750064
cool, I'll just wait for him till he comes back.
name's sans, by the way.
and you are?
No.750066
>>750064
I can't just start murdering people!
...unless the murder prevents the murder of more people!
>>750065
Whoa hey I'm not assuming you're evil because you're a skeleton. It's because you're sneaking up on people, that's like...a liable way to give people heart attack!
No.750067
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>>750065
Consistently exhausted, unwilling to share personal information with anyone, much less a talking skeleton in Timberlands. Take your pick, really.
>>750066
I'd think you'd be busy at least preventing murders around here if you don't mean to stop your weird kid.
It'd be easy enough to stab me or toss me in the jail, hm?
No.750068
>>750066
well, they say comedy is derived from fear, y'know.
>>750067
funny.... nice to meet ya, miss paranoia.
No.750069
>>750067
All fair points, all fair points...I mean not like I can stop him. I'm pretty busy.
>>750068
Well is death funny too?!
...actually it can be in certain situations.
No.750070
>>750068
"A paranoid is someone simply in possession of all the facts".
The crazy faceless man in the trench coat told me that while he was rooting through my garbage, so it must be true.
>>750069
Does it have anything to do with why I had to spend several thousands on soundproofing this place?
No.750071
>>750069
just about anything can be funny, if it's played right.
puns are more my thing though...
you could day that makes me a....
skele-PUN.
>>750070
he sure sounds like he's his got life figured out.
No.750072
>>750070
I've been working on bringing heavy metal back if that has anything to do with it.
>>750071
If you keep making puns you're gonna be boned, y'know.
No.750073
>>750071
I'll just stop you there.
>points to the sign next to the "No Stairway" sign
>>750072
>aaaaaaaaaaaaa
Metal...I had a bit of a fling with it in the late 70s. You have no idea how hard it was to get a Metallica CD in Soviet Russia.
No.750075
>>750072
c'mon... you gotta admit, I am pretty HUMERUS!
>>750073
>>750074
alright, alright, I'll stop.
I'm just gonna keep looking for sans, see you later.
>*sans teleports away.
No.750076
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>>750073
Well I'm sure it was hard to get anything fun in Soviet Russia.
...no offense.
>>750075
There he goes....
I hope he finds Skeletor.
No.750077
>>750075
I meant Papyrus, damn I'm tired.
No.750078
>>750075
I'd be more concerned about him looking for himself if I gave any extra thought to suspicious fat skeletons in tuxedos.
Boris?
>True teleportation, Kapitan. No trace.
Figures.
>>750076
You know the jokes about the bread lines?
All true.
No.750079
>>750078
I'm...I'm so sorry.
Are all the "In Soviet Russia" jokes real too?
No.750080
>>750079
That's something you'd have to find out for yourself.
I don't mean to be crabby, but I literally don't know. Having a grandfather in the top brass didn't hurt my childhood.
...No, the Chuck Norris ones are all true.
No.750081
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>>750080
How can I find out, the Soviet Union dissolved.
So Soviet Russia isn't a thing anymore...as of right now.
No.750082
>>750081
Haven't you heard? In Soviet Russia, Russia dissolve you.
>a plane is heard flying by as an acid bomb is dropped through the roof
>the TV clicks on
>"THIS JUST IN, VLADIMIR PUTIN HAS DECLARED THE SECOND COMING OF THE USSR"
...Eh, I give it 24 hours.
No.750083
>>750082
I always knew he'd bring in the the return of the Communists!
...but yeah you're right. Probably won't last long.
No.750084
>>750083
A return to Soviet tactics would be uncomfortable for me, and for the rest of the globe.
There's only one man who can stop this.
No.750086
>>750085
They say he's faster than a speeding manhunt, more powerful than the Comrade Chairman, and can leap tall collective farm silos in a single bound.
He is...Captain Pronin.
No.750087
No.750088
>>750086
I have heard the myths...the myths of the one who guys by Captain Pronin.
He is a mystery...will we be able to find him?
No.750089
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>>750088
National heroes are a little more public in the east than they are over here.
Plus every Russian is given a phone to contact him in their most dire time.
>takes a phone out of her heel
You saw nothing.
>[dialing...]
No.750090
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>>750089
Your secret is safe with me!
No.750091
No.750092
>>750091
I feel as though I was totally ignored all for the sake of that shitty hard-to-read title caption.
>phone buzzing
What's this, some hot titties that need Pronin'ing.
Good thing I'm the expert at being Pronin and also titties.
No.750093
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>>750090
I've...kind of looked up to him since I was a girl. This is sort of big for me.
Wasting my one call on saving capitalism, who would have thought.
>>750091
>>750092
>eeeeeeeeeee
No.750094
>>750093
We all have childhood heroes, don't worry about it!
And there's nothing wrong with that!
No.750095
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>>750093
Crashes in through the window.
That's right I don't need any sissy green letters narrating my life. I'm Pronin, bitch. Which makes me like two Ric Flairs.
No.750096
>>750094
Well?
I showed you mine, ante up.
>>750095
>oh god don't panic
Kapitan...we need you to stop the Soviet Union from forming again.
No.750097
>>750096
My childhood hero?
I think that'd have to be...ough this is a tough one.
I think I'd have to go with Macho Man Randy Savage. He was the cream of the crop and he rose to the top.
No.750098
>>750096
Dong ding my dingle dong, what a hot baabhabhiat.
Jesus Christ look at those nipples, I bet those nipples could get so hard they could pierce time and space, inducing a kind of nippley euphoria. Maybe reality would be malleable enough after for me to come back in time and smack you for being a dumb bitch.
Wait I have a time machine. Fuck yes.
No.750099
>>750097
>shakes her head
The cream rose too early and spoiled.
He faced when he should have heeled.
>>750098
>arms crossed
>it's too true help
Just Putin will do for now, Captain. I'm using my one call for this.
No.750100
>>750099
Yeeaah he was a good man. Couldn't rap to save his life but he tried.
Was the reason I started working out too...well him and my dad never treating me like a son but let's not get into that.
No.750101
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No.750102
>>750100
I'm never one to pry.
It helps that I don't really care all that much, but unlike the red man I've only wanted to shoot myself once tonight.
I was always an Ivanov fan myself.
>>750101
Er...
No.750103
>>750102
God damn you look like a cross between a hot chick and a slightly deflated volleyball that's been out in the sun too long. Now hurry up with those marshmallows, I need them for secret Pronin things.
You know what never mind, I'll just quell this raging erection with the usual lubricant; lots of violence.
>leaps off
No.750104
>>750102
Well good, because I already covered all that daddy stuff waaaaaay back in those days. Like twice too. Don't need to do it a third time.
No.750105
>>750103
...Fuck, he's still hot.
>>750104
When I have nothing to say, my lips are sealed.
Say something once, why say it again.
>waves as she strolls off
Psycho Killer, Que'est-ce que c'est
Fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa...
No.750106
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>>750105
Mmmhmmmm...
>drags back out the radio
I think they're finally gone this time.
>turns it up all the way
No.750107
>>750106
Good song man. Turn it up!
No.750108
>>750107
This is as loud as it goes!
No.750109
>>750108
Really? I have a bluetooth speaker that cranks out jams louder than this
No.750110
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>>750109
This...this is an old radio.
No.750111
>>750110
It looks cool though. I think my cousin had one of these in 85
No.750112
>>750111
Yep this is an '85 model, your cousin sounds like he knew what was up.
No.750113
>>750112
He raced BMX bikes in the quarry and I think fingerbanged Trisha McMillan behind the Gas and Go
No.750114
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>>750113
Holy shit who was your cousin, dude?
Sounds like roadie life right there.
No.750115
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>>750114
Brad. Died in 87 when he was double dirty dog dared to listen 2112 and Moving pictures back to back without a pee break after drinking a two liter of Mountain Dew
No.750116
>>750115
Oh my god...
What a way to go.
No.750117
>>750116
It was totally clutch