No.750121
>We now return to the NEW Adventures Of Legion
No.750125
>lets see whats happening today?
>>750124
>oh hey Jack
No.750127
>>750126
>why does the walls say "Sonic's arms are NOT freaking blue"
No.750128
>>750127
No idea, and I don't think I want to investigate further. Seems like something happened last night...
No.750129
File: 1456766663765.jpg (640.95 KB, 1845x1920, 123:128, 4078697-predator-aliens-co….jpg)
>>750128
>have to agree with you on this one
No.750130
File: 1456766751977.jpg (77.61 KB, 917x870, 917:870, raiden__metal_gear_rising_….jpg)
>>750129
We should probably clean the walls off.
No.750131
File: 1456766801380.jpg (54.78 KB, 502x324, 251:162, 4078628-plasma_caster-pred….jpg)
>>750130
>shoulder cannon
>done
No.750132
>>750131
But--
>wall just reforms
Oh right it does that.
No.750133
>>750132
>other then water damage and the few times this place flies away
>it's kinda of indestructible
No.750134
>>750133
That's pretty true.
This is some revolutionary technology being squandered here...
I'll have to have Dok take a look at the material this place is made of.
No.750135
GAH! I KNEW IT! SANS WAS HERE AND I MISSED HIM!
No.750136
File: 1456767316236.jpg (175.26 KB, 506x821, 506:821, 3933397-predator-invaders_….jpg)
>>750134
>I'd be careful
>as tempting as integrating this new tech to my own
>it's too unpredictable and could damage what you already have
>>750135
>that's a skeleton
No.750137
>>750136
Fair point but that's why we experiment on it before using it in new bodies.
No.750138
>>750136
YES I AM A SKELLETON, THANK YOU!
No.750139
>>750137
>start with something small like a new sword or something
>a body is vary risky
>who knows if it'll try to over take the man still inside
>>750138
>good to know
No.750140
>>750139
You're probably right.
Might not even do anything with it, but it'd be nice for the sake of research.
No.750141
File: 1456767885960.jpg (124.14 KB, 600x755, 120:151, 660916-predator_big_game_2.jpg)
>>750140
>fair enough
>so a skeleton is here
No.750144
File: 1456768136958.jpg (121.93 KB, 360x879, 120:293, 3336598-predator-in-superm….jpg)
>>750142
>not a threat or a challenge
>you want to see what it wants?
>>750143
>....to get Castle Gray Skull?
No.750145
>>750143
That is definitely a skeleton.
>>750144
If you want to.
No.750146
>>750144
WHY DOES EVERYONE CONFUSE ME FOR THAT SKELETOR DORK?!
>>750145
AND THAT IS DEFINITELY A HUMAN!
No.750147
>>750146
>most talking skeletons look the same to me
>>750145
>not really
No.750148
>>750146
Not exactly.
>>750147
I mean I'm already busy with other things.
No.750149
>>750148
>what kind of things?
No.750150
>>750149
Cyborg things, what else?
No.750151
>>750147
I SUPPOSE IT'S MY ACCENT!
>>750148
OH?
No.750152
File: 1456769176087.jpg (851.31 KB, 1191x2591, 1191:2591, predator_jungle_by_jamga-d….jpg)
>>750151
>sure we can say that
>>750150
>.....you're chopping stuff again
No.750153
>>750151
I'm a cyborg.
>>750152
It's just fruit! I'm hungry!
No.750154
>>750153
>you take fruit ninja too literal
No.750155
>>750152
NYAHAHAHA, THOUGHT SO!
>>750153
WOAH! LIKE METTATON?!
No.750156
>>750154
I know, I know!
>
No I don't have a problem!
>>750155
I have no idea who that is but suuuuuuuuuure.
No.750157
>>750156
>Jack how many have you chopped up?
>>750155
>so what brings you here?
No.750158
>>750156
O OO! HE'S A SUPER COOL ROBOT!
>Gets out a picture
LIKE THIS!
>>750157
I HAVE A FEELING MY BROTHER WAS HERE!
No.750159
>>750157
I'm making a fruit salad!
>>750158
>high heels
>cyborg
>long hair
>the resemblance is uncanny
Ohhhhh, yeah...I guess that's kinda close.
No.750160
>>750159
>all the time?
>>750158
>he most likely was
No.750161
File: 1456769999843.png (276.6 KB, 682x636, 341:318, papyrus___undertale_by_kad….png)
>>750159
HE IS THE BEST! MAYBE YOU'LL MEET HIM SOMEDAY!
>>750160
PERFECT! THEN I SHALL WAIT TO SEE IF HE COMES BACK!
No.750162
>>750160
Yes!
>finishes the fruit salad
>and then starts aggressively eating it
>>750161
Right well...I suppose you never know.
No.750163
>>750161
>you do that
>>750162
>Jack
>Jack stop
No.750164
>>750163
I'M HUNGRY FOR REVENGEANCE, PREDATOR
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVENGEANCE
No.750166
File: 1456770606448.jpg (177.01 KB, 1000x707, 1000:707, Raiden-MGR-Portrait-by-tat….jpg)
No.750167
>>750166
>Jack are you having a lust for revenge?
No.750169
>>750168
>what happened between you and skull face?
No.750170
>>750169
He kept saying I had a lust for revengeance...
Got annoying after awhile so...eugh.
No.750171
File: 1456771056399.jpg (640.95 KB, 1845x1920, 123:128, 4078697-predator-aliens-co….jpg)
>>750170
>what did you do Jack?
No.750172
>>750171
Can we just drop this?
No.750173
>>750172
>fine
>......did that skeleton just vanish?
No.750174
>>750173
Looks like it.
Plenty of people here have an odd habit of doing that.
No.750175
>>750174
>I just go back to my camp
No.750176
>>750175
I usually pass out somewhere here or return to Outer Heaven.
No.750177
File: 1456771869686.jpg (378.76 KB, 1369x1920, 1369:1920, 2170236-civilized_beasts_0….jpg)
>>750176
>the place with all the boat girls?
No.750178
>>750177
Yep.
That's where I get a lot of my contract work.
No.750179
>>750178
>I just go looking for my next target
>sometimes I'm lucky and they come to me
No.750180
>>750179
I sometimes go out on my own but only when I feel a total obligation to do so.
Otherwise I try to hold myself back.
No.750181
>>750180
>we should explore more
>see what's out there
No.750182
File: 1456772533718.jpg (139.43 KB, 1191x670, 1191:670, raiden_render_by_suzanna87….jpg)
>>750181
We probably should but I don't think we will.
No.750183
File: 1456772725735.png (1.45 MB, 1366x768, 683:384, Metal_gear_venom_snake_leo….png)
No.750184
>>750182
>I'll try to do it soon
>see how things are like outside
No.750185
>>750184
I'd be careful on that thing.
>>750184
Good luck...I can't live on the outside...
Well I mean I can but I'm being dramatic.
No.750186
File: 1456773308637.jpg (365.85 KB, 800x707, 800:707, boss5res_by_mstrmagnolia-d….jpg)
>>750185
Are you trying to talk to me?
No.750187
>>750186
Fuck I didn't even noticed I misquoted that first one.
Yeeeesss...?
No.750188
>>750187
It would help if you actually looked at me.
No.750189
>>750188
Sorry Boss, I have a hard time with eye contact.
No.750190
File: 1456774055742.jpg (119.41 KB, 670x1192, 335:596, venom_snake_by_tiberiusalp….jpg)
>>750189
I only have the one. Its easier than with most people.
No.750191
File: 1456774220870.png (226.42 KB, 584x284, 146:71, Raiden is really feelin' i….png)
>>750190
I mean I only have one eye too but still.
...man a lot of us are missing an eye.
No.750192
>>750191
Huh. I never noticed that.
No.750193
>>750192
I mean bionic eyes are now a thing so...why do we still have these?
No.750194
>>750193
What? And not look a total Badass? I mean, I can do with one eye that most people can't do with two!
No.750195
File: 1456774569990.jpg (36.61 KB, 500x281, 500:281, tumblr_nfnloj2OiE1tbl2xjo3….jpg)
>>750194
So you're saying we don't put in new eyes because missing eyes are cool?
Because you're right on the money on that one.
No.750196
>>750195
I'm saying I don't. I don't know why you do what you do.
Also we need to talk about the pants situation
No.750197
File: 1456774964251.jpg (179.33 KB, 850x694, 425:347, Pogeymans Rising Revengean….jpg)
>>750196
Well I do it for the same reason. That and this eyeband gives me a better view than a normal eye could.
...what pants situation?
No.750198
>>750197
The one where you aren't wearing any.
No.750199
>>750198
Come on Boss, I don't need any!
No.750200
>>750199
there have been complaints. Some of troops can't get their work done. They feel that they are distracted by you....."Ro-Butt"
No.750201
>>750200
...well I guess if I knew if was for that reason...
I still refuse though! They can just stop staring.
No.750202
>>750201
Its your job to keep yourself from being objectified. If you can't, I'll have to put it in your permanent record.
No.750203
>>750202
Not my permanent record!
You can't do this!
>don't do it Boss
>you can't hide this ass from the world!
No.750204
File: 1456779485623.jpg (154.98 KB, 1213x1273, 1213:1273, 259106_175884502472285_550….jpg)
>>750203
So this is what goes on outside the hangar. Robutts.
No.750205
>>750204
...maybe I should wear pants.
No.750206
>>750205
What, and let other people tell you how to live?
No.750207
File: 1456779728118.jpg (404.27 KB, 858x888, 143:148, YEEAAAH DRINK THAT GATORAD….jpg)
>>750206
Well if everybody is gonna keep on staring at it!
No.750208
>>750207
They're gonna stare regardless.
No.750209
>>750208
You're probably right but it might be worth a shot anyway.
No.750210
>>750209
Do you know what an "exercise in futility" is?
No.750211
File: 1456780501067.jpg (101.32 KB, 900x678, 150:113, raiden_from_metal_gear_ris….jpg)
>>750210
Of course I do--
Ohhhhh. Alright no pants, no pants.
Unless I'm in a suit to go with them.
No.750212
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>>750211
I mean if you're gonna put pants on then you gotta throw on a whole ensemble or you'll just get more stares.
I really gotta get you into the mindset for this kinda stuff, huh.
Lemme guess, child soldier? Not taught any better?
No.750213
File: 1456780799429.jpg (77.61 KB, 917x870, 917:870, raiden__metal_gear_rising_….jpg)
>>750212
...yes I was a child soldier.
And to be fair at least half the people I hang out with are shirtless half of the time.
No.750214
>>750213
You mean the alien, the guy with shrapnel pushing on his brain, and the quasi-senile clone of the Boss?
Real smart company to emulate from, might I add.
>Crowe don't be that guy
I kid, I kid.
No.750215
>>750214
>slight chuckle
Very funny. Though I'm not going to start wearing fishnet like the alien does, it wouldn't work for me.
No.750216
>>750215
Maybe with some artificial skin...
>don't give him ideas
Y'know I don't think you know my name. Understandable, I've been hanging out on base mostly, secluded with that Raleigh guy and the crazy engineer shipgirl with her crazy engineer sidekick.
No.750217
>>750216
I used to have artificial skin but it doesn't work out, with all I do it ends up tearing anyway. I usually just use some form of holographic disguises these day.
And no I don't think I do...
No.750218
>>750217
Maybe if you weren't, you know, literally covered in edged blades, that wouldn't happen.
Crowe Broust. Outer Heaven's first pilot. Raleigh'd be the second.
No.750219
>>750218
Well they add a lot of flair to this outfit, what can I say?
And I'm Raiden, occasional mercenary for Outer Heaven.
No.750220
>>750219
I was so sure your name was Robutt too... everyone calls you that.
No.750222
>>750221
Yyyyyyep. That "Minuano" guy said you'd love it.
No.750223
File: 1456782159184.jpg (348.22 KB, 1071x1054, 63:62, Sam what the fuck is this ….jpg)
>>750222
>Sam!
>clenches his fist
Well I'll have to repay the favor, then.
No.750226
>>750225
Good luck with that.
>strolls off as spanish guitar sets in
No.750227
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>>750226
>looks around
I recognize that guitar...
No.750229
File: 1456783048879.jpg (275.06 KB, 851x842, 851:842, mgr_r_sketching___jack___r….jpg)
>>750228
Hey Sam, it's been quite awhile...
No.750230
>>750229
Jeah. I got an extended contract. You would not believe how long it takes to reduce a standing army to very tiny chunks.
No.750231
>>750230
Maybe you should've called me, I would've helped...then again I guess I was busy.
No.750232
File: 1456783343075.png (334.79 KB, 771x960, 257:320, jetstream_sam_by_electric_….png)
>>750231
I was going to but then I remembered you got dumped. Again. So while I was busy I got to thinking... it is time for Jetstream Sam: official wingman!
No.750233
>>750232
Well you're gonna have to wait in line because like two others are also taking that job.
And yeah it happened...again. I shouldn't be surprised at this point.
No.750234
>>750233
Jes but they do not have Spanish Guitar.
Which honestly neither should I because I am Brazilian but whatever.
No.750235
File: 1456783652854.jpg (20.61 KB, 500x472, 125:118, You better be fucking list….jpg)
>>750234
Alright, well I guess you already have an advantage...that and your the only wingman so far who's actually...y'know dating.
You know women better than they would I assume.
No.750236
>>750235
It helps to have the accent. And the face. And body.
What I am saying, Jack, is that women like a kissable man. You still have that fleshy lower lip attachment right?
No.750237
>>750236
Well I do but...
>flashbacks to every bad thing that has happened to his chin
I don't like using it for reasons.
No.750238
>>750237
Well... maybe you can just keep it for the romancing and take it off when it is time for action, yeah?
No.750239
>>750238
But I want a girl who can accept my lack of lower lip. Then again, that can come later I suppose.
No.750240
>>750239
How do I put this lightly... you look like you crawled out of a teenage girl's nightmare.
The kind of people who will "accept you for what you are" are the creepy fetishists. Do you want that?
No.750241
File: 1456784472358.png (636.54 KB, 756x584, 189:146, mgr_r___raiden_screenart_b….png)
>>750240
Well Mistral--
>...
Alright that's a legitimate. But Aigis-- wait she was a robot.
Okay yeah you're probably right.
No.750242
File: 1456784643645.jpg (227.7 KB, 492x700, 123:175, tumblr_nvpev7dKeq1qiwdwoo1….jpg)
>>750241
What even happened to the robot?
No.750243
>>750242
You don't remember? An old crush of hers came back from the dead apparently.
Dropped me for him.
No.750244
File: 1456784793940.png (204.86 KB, 500x281, 500:281, tumblr_ndt3a4ettj1s5lv4oo1….png)
>>750243
Oh... damn. That is a very harsh stroke of luck.
No.750245
>>750244
>awkward laughter
Yeah, don't worry I'm used to it at this point.
That was a looooong time back.
No.750246
File: 1456785036355.png (334.79 KB, 771x960, 257:320, jetstream_sam_by_electric_….png)
>>750245
Worry not, your old friend Sam will come up with a plan! But first, I must surprise Karai.
Rodrigues, out!
>flippidy doo-da
No.750247
>>750246
I can't wait.
See you later, Sam...
>Can't wait to see what he comes up with.
>...and I didn't even bring up the robutt thing! Dammit!
No.750248
THERE, COMPLETED MY SPAGHETTI!
No.750249
File: 1456787375273.jpg (119.77 KB, 500x628, 125:157, tumblr_npssjrOYQZ1u0cvfko1….jpg)
>enters through the front door like a normal person
>covered in cobwebs
It's a wonder no one uses this thing.
No.750250
>>750249
see that's why I use the window
No.750251
>>750250
The opening hatch is serviceable. Maybe I should've used my grapple lasso first. Whatever, the webs are off of it now.
No.750252
No.750253
>>750251
so what's with the poncho?
No.750254
File: 1456788212957.jpg (331.54 KB, 540x763, 540:763, tumblr_nq7qeivFJS1riutkco1….jpg)
>>750253
It keeps the monster gore off. The Yautja and I smuggled some xenomorph eggs into a space pirate hideout I found on this planet.
We'll be going back later once they hatch into adults.
No.750255
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>>750254
so you're going to let the bugs lose on someone?.....eh why not, it worked for the moon
No.750256
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>>750255
I was just going to exterminate them normally but this'll be more fun.
No.750257
>>750256
Sammy ya have to be the only one other then Dredds to think a bug hunt is fun
No.750258
>>750257
Sounds like most other people just don't know how to have fun.
No.750259
File: 1456788909602.jpg (197.95 KB, 900x1291, 900:1291, 3222624-5824585854-14096.jpg)
>>750258
most people that meat the bugs end up with PTSD....or dead
No.750260
>>750259
This just reminds me how sad and squishy Earth people are. Except everyone who comes here.
No.750261
>>750260
well speaking of your hunting partner....where the hell is he?
No.750262
File: 1456789485329.jpg (429.75 KB, 1280x1621, 1280:1621, tumblr_nyyvn5up8T1qjtwf4o1….jpg)
>>750261
Around, probably.
>xeno behind samsung
Heel.
No.750263
>>750262
.....is that a bug?
No.750264
File: 1456789694639.jpg (119.77 KB, 500x628, 125:157, tumblr_npssjrOYQZ1u0cvfko1….jpg)
>>750263
>pew
>spletch
>poncho melts off
Not anymore.
...That was my favorite poncho.
No.750265
>>750264
did they just spread?
No.750266
File: 1456790006323.jpg (291.5 KB, 850x1130, 85:113, sample-2352321228eb00a292d….jpg)
>>750265
They're making a hive in some cave a few miles away that Ridley was hiding in.
Which means they probably have a queen. And more facehugger eggs.
I've made a grave mistake. This can only be rectified with copious amounts of violence.
No.750267
>>750266
I'd help buuuuuuuuuut I kinda enjoy the way they do things
No.750268
File: 1456790319679.png (922.11 KB, 619x1000, 619:1000, 211a81449c773b86e33b0140d6….png)
>>750267
It's fine. The Predator and I can handle it.
Hell, I could do it alone if I was paid well enough.
No.750269
File: 1456790399171.jpg (626.71 KB, 1249x1920, 1249:1920, 4078695-predator_vs_aliens….jpg)
>>750268
>hey Samus
>I think the eggs are ready
No.750270
>reading a newspaper
OHOHOHOHOHOHOHO
No.750271
>>750269
Great. In a few hours they'll have enough hosts to make it exciting. I've locked my weapons down to hunting standard so it won't be boring.
>>750270
That must be one exciting newspaper.
No.750272
File: 1456790611489.jpg (1.06 MB, 1269x590, 1269:590, It doesn't have to be this….jpg)
>>750271
No, it really isn't.
I'm just laughing in the false hopes that doing so might make it seem more exciting than what it really is.
No.750273
>>750271
>I'm going to punch them
>it's more fun that way
No.750274
>>750272
That sounds... dumb.
>>750273
Try not to get stabbed.
No.750275
>>750274
It sounded like a good idea at the time.
No.750276
>>750274
>I'm fine
>nothing new to me
No.750277
File: 1456791205291.jpg (187.48 KB, 1280x486, 640:243, tumblr_o11r3yf9wA1t03ng3o7….jpg)
>>750275
Are you bored?
>>750276
If you say so.
So who's got dibs on the queen?
No.750278
>sitting at a table with a hamburger in front of him
>empty chair also with a hamburger opposite
I hope it's to your standards...old friend.
>Kazuhira Miller: A Chef Deprived Of His Audience
No.750280
File: 1456791432600.jpg (55.87 KB, 791x1024, 791:1024, 1196589-e53295bc6bc126b7e4….jpg)
>>750277
>you
>already killed one
>it's next to my Ridley skull
No.750281
>>750279
Well... that's that I suppose. I'm not much of an entertainer.
Other than in space arenas.
>>750280
Nice. I could use a new trophy.
No.750282
>>750281
That's fine, I'll find ways to entertain myself!
No.750284
It's time... to pose. Sexily.
>
No.750285
>>750281
>I think the space pirates are all dead
No.750286
>>750284
>naked dude
>very Worick
>>750285
>what the fuck
No.750287
>>750282
>
>>750285
Let's head out then.
No.750288
File: 1456792493563.jpg (378.76 KB, 1369x1920, 1369:1920, 2170236-civilized_beasts_0….jpg)
>>750287
>sounds good
>no point in turning invisible
>bugs got no eyes
No.750289
>>750287
Yeaaah I'll just look into that ooooooold complaint box again.
...wait.
>plugs in the Genesis
>puts in "Barkley Shut Up and Jam!"
Yeeeeaaaaaaah!
No.750290
>>750286
I don't see a lot of posing going on over there. Let's fix that.
>
No.750291
No.750292
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No.750293
File: 1456792890686.jpg (121.93 KB, 360x879, 120:293, 3336598-predator-in-superm….jpg)
No.750294
File: 1456792945892.jpg (1.42 MB, 900x1216, 225:304, tumblr_o0nvolZ9KL1todx4co1….jpg)
>>750288
>high beams: visor edition
>strollin' off
>>750289
>waving as she goes
No.750295
>>750294
>taking to the trees
No.750296
>>750292
>
Too hot? Ah, whatever.
>Trickster Dash awaaaaaaay
No.750297
>>750294
>waves back
>then gets into the GAME
No.750298
File: 1456793062472.gif (165.23 KB, 580x947, 580:947, tumblr_nwr8fuGJN81u9espno1….gif)
>>750293
>confused: very yes
>>750296
>man I live with Worick and even he's not that gay
...
>now Nic is alone
No.750299
File: 1456793102260.jpg (272.57 KB, 1024x1462, 512:731, carnage_by_soul_drawer-d39….jpg)
>>750297
what are ya doing?
No.750300
>kicks the door open
Jack! I got it!
No.750301
>>750299
Playing Barkley Shut up and Jam!
Remember when he stole this game, son?
No.750304
>>750301
....who the hell did we steal it from?
No.750305
>>750302
Okay, hear me out: we are going... to give you... a makeover.
>>750303
>u wot nao
And what's this now.
No.750306
>>750304
>rubs his chin
Uhhhhhh I think his name was like Frog or something.
Been a long time.
No.750308
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>>750305
>is that a robot
>what's a robot
>why's he got a sword
>the girl next to him has a sword too
???
>>750307
>[stare]
No.750309
>>750306
huuuuuuuuh....man we took a lot of stuff
No.750310
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>>750307
A makeover. I think Karai knows how to disguise since she's an actual ninja.
Surely she can fix the "teenage nightmare" thing you got going on!
>>750308
>only the arm, brochacho
The strong silent type, eh?
No.750311
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>>750309
Yeah, I remembered it while looking through this old thing.
>pulls out the complaint box
There are complaints ranging back to the '80s in this thing.
No.750312
>>750310
You think so?
>>750308
>uhhhhh
Hello?
No.750313
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>>750311
>looking through the box
huh....
No.750314
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>>750310
>this I can work with
>grunt
>still eyeing the swoods
>>750312
>tfw deaf
>tfw Raiden's only got one lip to read
...?
No.750315
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>>750313
Yeah ain't it a trip through memory lane?
No.750316
>>750315
I found a Batgirl costume
No.750317
>>750312
I do think so. This is going to be great, I promise you it will not fail!
>>750314
>eyean his swood too
Oho, you wanna duel, ah?
No.750318
>>750314
>looks at his swood
Another warrior...
>>750317
Riiight, say she's reliable and faithful isn't she? That might be something I need.
Maybe ninjas are a good type for guys like us...
No.750319
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No.750320
>>750317
>
>>750318
>holds his thumb and index finger close together
>"little bit"
No.750321
>>750318
To be totally honest, ninjas were the original spies, Jack. They were loyal only to their lord. But in today's society, what is a lord?
Ah, I'm boring you with the exposition, aren't I. Who knows? Maybe one is what you need.
>>750320
>
No.750322
>>750320
I'm not looking for a fight.
>>750321
Not exactly boring but yeah. Ninjas have changed...
You really think so, huh?
Well I'll have to keep that in mind.
No.750323
>>750319
don't look at me....okay lets see what else is in here
No.750324
>>750323
Y'know for a complaint box this sure is like a time capsule.
No.750325
>>750321
>
>Nic
>Niiiiiiiiic
>>750322
>reads it as complete gibberish
>maybe offended
No.750326
>>750322
I'm happy to help you look.
>>750325
>
>Sam
>Saaaaaaaam
No.750327
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>>750324
a depressing time capsule!
No.750328
>>750325
>"'I suck at normal conversation, how am I supposed to be good at conversing with a guy who doesn't know what I'm saying?''
I'll say that again, I don't want any trouble.
>says it slowly this time
>>750326
Might not need to, but who knows.
No.750329
>>750327
Yep!
...we should probably put this thing away. Or burn it.
No.750330
>>750326
>shhhhhhhhing
>let's-a go
>NICOOOOOOOOOOO mode
>rushan
>>750328
>will Raiden ever understand the problem
>probably not
>put your hand lengthwise so only your top lip is showing
>and then move your mouth
...
>it's k fighting your friend
No.750331
>>750328
Well, call me up if you need the help.
>>750330
>:3c
>
>that blade is gone
>nice handle you got there homeslice
No.750332
>>750330
>Raiden
>understanding social cues
>ever
...well I guess Sam was looking for trouble.
>>750331
I'll keep that in mind. If what you say is true though, I might not need much help.
...okay that's a lie, I'll need plenty.
No.750333
>sword fight
>ooooooo
>eating popcorn
No.750334
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>>750329
I'm for burning it!
No.750335
>>750331
>OH YOU CUT MY ARM SWORD OFF
...
>[angry]
>oh man Worick's gonna kill me
>>750332
>:^)
>looking at Raiden's sword
>new sword
>HMMMMMMMM
No.750336
>>750334
>throws it into a firepit
>and it does not burn
...what is this?!
>
WHAT IS THIS?!
No.750337
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>>750336
oh nice one old man! ya found the god damn indestructible case of nightmares!
No.750338
>>750332
Jou know, you got a friend in me.
I got jour back.
>>750335
What? Not a high-frequency blade?
>
What a shame...
No.750340
>>750333
May I have some of that?
>>750335
>donchu dare
>that is my sword
>>750338
Right, so that means we could talk about anything?
No.750341
>>750338
>high-frequency
>uh
>wot is dis
>>750340
>fine
>I'm gonna go mope
>I sure hope no one else likes moping around here
No.750342
>>750337
I'LL TAKE CARE OF THIS!
>kicks it
>it does nothing except stub his toe
FFFFFFUCK
>>750339
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
No.750343
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>>750340
Sure. Whatchu wan talk about?
>>750341
It's 2016, my stoic friend. Using an antique just doesn't cut it anymore.
No.750344
>>750342
then we must bury it!
No.750345
>>750340
Huh?
>feeling around the bag
Well I would if I could feel any to give ya.
>looks down
>hand poking out of the bag
Oh...
No.750346
>>750341
>hah
>that's a good joke
>everybody mopes around here
>>750343
What if I've already...got someone in mind?
>>750345
Ahhh that's fine, there's probably more in the kitchen.
No.750347
>>750346
The kitchen? Ha! Why the hell would ya do that?
One sec, shoulda told me sooner, guy.
>zoom
>and back with a fresh bag
There we-
>munch munch
This is...kettle corn!
No.750348
>>750344
Where're the shovels?
No.750349
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No.750350
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>>750349
Weeeell it's kind of hard to explain.
>>750347
Kettle corn?!
...I'll take it.
No.750351
>>750348
the gold one with the Hs? behind the couch
No.750352
>>750350
I am not going anywhere.
No.750353
>>750351
Alright so where do we bury this where nobody will EVER find it again?
No.750354
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>>750350
Now that's more like it! A guy that doesn't care what life gives him, even if it's kettle corn!
>
Ah, it's chocolate too.
No.750355
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No.750356
>>750352
She has some sort of a double identity thing going on.
>>750354
Chocolate covered or chocolate flavored?
This is a very important question.
No.750357
>>750356
>turns the bag over
>it's just chocolate syrup
>inside a kettle corn bag
Uh...
No.750359
>>750355
>grabs the shovel and box
Let's get to work, boy.
No.750361
>>750356
>tosses a note at Raiden
>"just go for it"
>thumbs up and hops on Epona
>horse awaaaay
No.750362
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>>750356
Jack... do not stick your... uh, you know, in crazy.
>oh, right
Well, do it if you want to. I think I should go check to see if I got a new contract.
No.750363
>returning with half a bore
>another successful hunt
>>750358
>.....is that a cat?
No.750364
>>750357
Who the hell made this crap?!
>>750361
>looks at the note
Huh.
Looks like I have to now.
>>750362
I don't think she's crazy...I mean so far anyway.
Not a split personality like I deal with.
And very well, Sam.
No.750365
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>>750360
>starts digging a hole
We'll get a new box! This one for legitimate complaints!
No.750366
>>750365
and no one will never know!
No.750367
>>750363
>run while you still can, Pred
Nyoho, a little piggie coming to the big bad Tao!
Whatcha lookin' at, Dready Guy? Does Tao got somethin' on her face?
No.750368
>>750364
I don't know!
>eating handfuls of syrup
But I can't stop!
No.750369
>>750367
>why yes you do
>strange little cat thing
>>750364
>is that a note Jack?
No.750370
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>sitting on a stack of assorted battle droids and droidekas
They didn't even have mouths, how did they expect to eat me.
No.750371
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>>750369
Meow, so what's the haps, what's good my main weirdo bandido?
Tao says hey, what's going on, meow!
No.750372
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>>750366
This box is deceased, rotten to the core!
There's no saving it!
>throws it in the hole
We need to bury it! Wipe the slate clean!
>starts digging over it
And from this here dirt a new complaint box will be born! Evolved but untamed! The lack of complaints will be purged and the real complaints will thrive! Free to improve this place as they see fit! They'll make this place great again!
>finishes the burying
In this new complaint box people will complain about what they believe! Not for running gags, not for meme, not what they're told to complain about!
>plants the shovel in the ground
Every man will be free to complain!
No.750373
>>750368
Gross!
>>750369
Yes, yes it is.
>>750370
Where'd those droids come from? Did more storm in here?
No.750374
>>750372
how long have you been wanting to say this?
No.750375
>>750370
>wot
>>750373
You just gotta try it!
>shoving the soggy bag at him
Just one little bite!
No.750376
>>750374
For awhile now.
Well time to go inside and put in a new complaint box.
>walks back inside
>the old complaint box is where it once was
WHAT IS THIS NIGHTMARISH CONTRAPTION?!
No.750377
>>750373
>is it from the man in green who just rode by?
>>750371
>>750371
>tosses her some bore, then returns to his camp
No.750378
>>750373
Yes.
I had to break them. It was like pushing dominoes over.
>>750375
>wotwot
No.750379
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>>750377
>!!
>digging into that hole in the ground
>mouthful of piggu
Who wash that masked man?
No.750380
>>750376
god damnit did you unleash another cures?
No.750381
>>750377
Yes it is.
>>750378
They're easy to make quick work of.
Which is why I went for their ship.
>>750375
Aaaaalright but if I throw up, don't blame me.
>munch
...it's not awful.
No.750383
>>750378
That guy...
There's something about that guy...
>work it out, Achilles
He has a C on his chest...!
>>750381
See? Nothing to it!
Name's Achilles, by the way. Maybe ya heard of me.
No.750384
>>750380
Maybe that's why this thing was never opened...it's a curse.
A curse that shouldn't be messed with!
No.750385
>>750381
>what was it about?
No.750386
>>750382
>hissss
The menu I filed with the Librarium only lists Tao, my tummy, and this pig here!
G'wan, scram!
No.750387
>>750381
Those were easy too. They're cheaply made.
>>750383
>blink
It looks like a C.
No.750388
>>750384
well ya killed us all, good going old timer!
No.750389
>>750385
It was about stuff, y'know.
>>750383
Achilles?
Yeah I think I have, actually
My name is Raiden.
>>750387
Yeah it wasn't exactly a fight with Metal Gear Ray but...it went down satisfyingly enough.
No.750390
>>750386
this first one to talk gets to eat the pig!
No.750391
>>750388
Son that's not the attitude I like to hear! We need to fight fire with fire!
Curses with curses! Where's the Book of the Dead?!
No.750392
>>750387
So it's not a C?
Isn't that like, false advertising or something?
Somebody might sue ya!
>>750389
Ray-den?
No.750393
>>750389
>was it about Zelda?
>and Jack.....I can tell if you are lying to me
No.750394
>>750390
>still eating the pig
Lotta fat for a hinted pig!
No.750395
>>750391
under the couch, why is it I gotta remember where we stash all the cursed shit?
No.750396
>>750389
Metal Gear...
>>750392
That's kind of dumb.
I think I hear more machines. I should go.
>
No.750398
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>>750394
NO! I'm in charge here!
No.750399
>>750392
Noooo it's Rye-den.
>>750393
>tosses him the note
See for yourself.
>>750396
You're the ninja--
Awww now you've got me repeating Snake!
>>750397
...should I wake him up?
Nah.
No.750400
>>750398
Or maybe they were wondering why you would kill a pig before tossing it to the cat!
No.750401
>>750395
>reaches under the couch
Hmmmm...
>looking
Ew slimy
>looooooking
AGH THAT'S ALIVE
>pulls it out
There we are!
No.750402
>>750399
>it says "go for it"
>what are you going for Jack?
No.750403
>>750396
What a weirdo
>>750399
But if you're a machine...and he's looking for machines...
He went the wrong way!
No.750404
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>>750399
>eyes still closed
You know nobody actually says "Zzzz" when they sleep right?
No.750405
>>750400
if I pull that off will you die?
No.750406
>>750405
It would be extremely pyainful!
No.750407
>>750401
if ya get these words wrong I'm a blame you!
No.750408
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>>750402
Uhhhhh...
>>750403
I don't think he's looking for me.
>>750404
Well no sir, I don't watch people sleep.
I wouldn't know what sounds they make.
No.750409
>>750406
your a small cat!
No.750410
Guh... I slept in all of my day off.
Maybe I was sick.
No.750411
>>750407
Hmmmm...
Well let's see...
You know what? This might be a bad idea.
No.750413
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>>750408
But you don't know that!
He could be on a quest to find all the other robots, but also be tragically blind!
That's how stuff went when I was alive, anyway.
No.750414
>>750411
nah really? what was ya first guess!?
No.750415
>>750408
You've never killed a man in his sleep before?
No.750416
>>750412
Yeah I might.
>>750413
He was just talking to me, though!
>>750415
Uhhh no?
Okay maybe I did back in Liberia but I've tried blocking those memories out.
>>750410
Feeling any better?
No.750418
>>750416
I killed three guys in their sleep last night.
No.750419
>>750416
Man you are just no fun, kinda.
What's the point of gettin' mad about something that doesn't even matter?
And he could still be blind.
No.750420
>>750416
A little. Miss Bala made me eat a bar of soap for putting pepper in the popcorn.
>>750417
>uh
Que... what?
No.750422
>>750414
My first guess is that holding this book is making me hear voices.
>throws it back under the couch
Never again.
No.750423
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>>750422
ya always hear voices ya ijet! I say we get Sun Cat to deal with it
No.750425
>>750420
Wow.
Was it the whole bar, or...?
>>750418
What'd they do to deserve that?
>>750421
Alright alright, I'll do it!
>>750419
I'm pretty sure he isn't blind.
And I'm plenty fun!
No.750426
>>750420
A maid lady! Ya got any food for me, maid lady?
No.750427
>>750425
>hiccups a soap bubble
Yes.
>>750426
There is food in the kitchen, cat... person...?
No.750429
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>>750425
Now you're just soundin' like my sis. She hates fun too, but she keeps tryin' to have some anyway.
Then she tied a bell to her tail and I got distracted, so...
No.750430
>>750424
oh I'm sorry, who here actively trapped Sun Doge and who here just bitches about her!?
>>750428
never mind, he's being an ass about it
No.750431
>>750425
That's classified
No.750432
>>750427
Nyahaha! Tao is a Kaka, so that makes Tao Taokaka!
And the kitchen is so far awaaaaaaaaaay, and this sunlight is so waaaaaaaaaarm
No.750433
>>750425
>good good.....
>also that soap wasn't as bad as the maid said it is
No.750434
>>750427
I'm so sorry.
>>750429
Pfff, I hate fun I've never heard something so ridiculous.
And don't expect me to get distracted so easily.
>>750431
Not even I'm able to hear about it?
>>750433
Yeah, yeah...and what kind was it?
No.750435
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>>750430
>sitting in an ink circle in the middle of the floor
>realizes she's sitting on the line
>scoots in
Can I come out now?
No.750436
>>750432
>looks outside
>sun: no
>???
You must be mistaken.
>>750434
It is okay. I washed it down with milk.
No.750438
>>750430
Alright new idea!
Nobody is allowed to touch that box again!
No.750439
>>750435
no, I ha-
>>750437
keep stealing my fucking lines! KEEP IT UP AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS!
>>750438
deal!
No.750440
>>750434
>Zest
>though it did not taste zesty at all
>I feel lied to
No.750441
>>750434
Talking fast, huh? You think you can talk faster than Achilles?
>deep breath
HelenofTroylaunchedathousandshipsandIwentwiththemandthenHectorkilledPatrolcussoIkilledhim
No.750443
>>750436
Meow, haven't ya heard, maid lady? Just because you're right, doesn't mean you're correct!
>it's the fridge light
Oh no, all the milk will go bad!
No.750444
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>>750434
Don't You Worry About Blank. Let Me Worry About Blank.
No.750445
>>750436
Are you sure?
That doesn't sound like it'd be enough to wash it down.
>>750440
Euuuuuugh that sounds nasty.
>>750441
...
I have no idea what you just said.
>>750444
Alright whatever you say, Boss.
I'm just kinda curious.
No.750446
>>750439
>throws the box into a vault
>seals the vault right up
>then chains it up
Theeere we go.
No.750447
>>750443
That sounds like idiot logic.
>>750445
I have had worse forced down my throat.
No.750448
>>750445
My speed is unparalleled!
No.750449
>>750442
no screw him, get out the ring and go cuddle with Donta! I want that cat to blow a fucking blood vassal!.....just don't bug the Predator
>>750446
it'll be back
No.750450
>>750447
Idiot? But Tao's the greatest vigilante genius of our time forever and all times forever, Time magazine said so!
>holding a scrap of cardboard with a crude cat face on it
Meow, Bob Woodward sure can be wordy
No.750451
>>750445
>I saw the maid do it
>I though it was a challenge of wills
>the soup was okay
>tasted too processed
No.750452
>>750449
>eeee
Thaaaaaaaaaaaanks Carnage!
>Ammy awaaaay
No.750453
>>750447
Should I ask or do you not want to talk about it?
>>750448
I wasn't trying to make this a competition.
>>750451
So you didn't have to do it but you did anyway?
Alright that's gross.
No.750454
>>750452
Now I am super upset
No.750455
>>750450
I see.
>attention taken by Raiden
>Mini gets headaches from concentrated dumbforce
>>750453
The head maid was... very thorough in teaching me how to do things.
No.750456
>>750453
Not...a competition?
Is that something that can actually happen? That sounds like a nightmare!
>blink
You got something on your forehead.
No.750457
>>750449
Not if I...
>puts the locked up vault where the complaint box once was
put it here!
No.750458
>>750453
>it really wasn't if you consider my race thrives off turning anything we can find into a meal
>it's about survival Jack
No.750459
>>750455
>???
>where'd the box come from
Here in my box, I feel safest of all
I can lock all the doors, it's the only way to live
In my box-box-box.
>!
I don't have any locks!
No.750460
>>750452
I still hate you!
>>750454
and I hope you choke on a hair ball!
>>750457
why not just but it in Indiana Jone's storage?
No.750462
>>750455
Sounds like it.
It sounds...very unfortunate.
>>750456
What, this?
Yeah that's a barcode. Plenty of cyborgs have them.
>>750458
But there's plenty to eat here beside that!
No.750463
>>750462
A cyborg...is that like a Scythian? Or a cyclops?
Kinda short for a cyclops.
No.750464
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>>750460
Because it has a connection to this very spot, m'boy!
If we move it elsewhere...then we risk it coming back.
No.750465
>>750462
It could have been worse, I suppose.
No.750467
>>750462
>had to be sure Jack
>I could find myself stranded in places with only a med kit and a wrist nuke
>hell when I was a kid Dad left me out in the woods with only the wrist nuke for a year
No.750468
>>750461
Kaz. Did you go see Star Wars without me?
>>750445
Its cool. Don't worry about it.
No.750469
>>750464
who even uses a complaint box?
No.750470
>>750463
That's not what it means!
>remembering he has one eye
Okay I may look like a cyclops, but that's not what it means.
>>750467
The reminds me of what Solidus did...
Terrible times.
>>750465
It could have been, but I'm glad you don't have to go through that again.
>>750461
Master Miller are you doing alright?
>>750468
Y'sure?
No.750471
>>750466
Snake, I...didn't hear you come in.
You're probably wondering about the Space Kaz thing, right.
>>750468
Without y-Boss movie night was yesterday. You weren't there?
>thinking back
...Now that you mention it, you kept saying "kept you waiting, huh" throughout the whole thing.
I can't believe you'd bring a decoy to a movie night.
No.750472
>>750470
So what's it mean! Now you're just wasting time!
Bah, you guys are so slow, gotta go faster faster fasterfasterfaster, eh?
Don't sound so depressed!
No.750473
>>750469
Well there's plenty to complain about!
No.750474
>>750470
Miss Bala is not as... hormonal as master Garcia was. I suppose I should be grateful that his attentions were fixated on the head maid.
No.750475
>>750470
>it was the best birthday I had
>alone in the woods with things wanting to kill me
>and not the Xenomorph
>no I didn't get to hunt them until I turned teenage
No.750476
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>>750471
Actually it was because of this.
>pulls a spider off Kaz
No.750477
>>750470
Positive
>>750471
I was on a mission last night.
No.750478
>>750470
I don't know anymore, Raiden.
>>750476
>aaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Everyone need showers, ASAP!
>>750477
You were?
I issued a basewide halt of activities, did you really give yourself the authority to skip out on movie night?
No.750479
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>>750475
Best birthday?
Right, yeah yeah you're a Predator of course it would be.
>>750472
I don't sound depressed!
>>750474
Feel bad for whoever that was.
>>750477
If you say so, I won't dwell on it.
>>750478
Everything's going to be alright, Master Miller.
No.750480
>Jehuty coming down from atmospheric reentry, swamp water hissing loudly from contact with superheated metal
No.750481
>>750478
Uh...right.
>sneaky snake
No.750482
>>750478
Personal Mission.
>>750479
I feel like you're dwelling on it.
No.750483
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>>750479
Don't. She enjoyed it.
>guh
I will be napping until I am needed...
No.750484
>>750479
>....what's that suppose to mean?
No.750485
>>750479
Everything seems to be going so well, but I can't shake the feeling. I can't shake the pain.
I can't bond with Code Talker over burgers anymore, Raiden.
>>750480
Metal Gear?
>>750482
You weren't smoking in the boy's room, were you?
That's not how you earn tapes, you know!
No.750486
>>750482
I'm not dwelling on it, honestly!
>>750483
See you later. Have a good nap.
>>750484
I just forget I'm talking to a Predator sometimes is all.
>>750485
I'm so sorry, but there must be another person to talk burgers with.
No.750487
>>750485
Personal. Mission.
>>750486
Well good.
No.750488
>>750485
I believe a more apt title would be "weapon to surpass Metal Gear".
No.750489
>>750486
Having Iowa around is nice, for more reasons than one.
>big soft plans
But burgers are more than that. They and all other food are the blessings of mother earth bestowed to us, her children.
I didn't realize that at the time, and now it's too late.
>>750487
...With Quiet?
>>750488
But Snake just left, impossible!
Who the hell are you, you and your fabulous hair!
No.750490
>>750487
Yeeeaaah, so now what?
>>750489
It's never too late, Kaz! You can make up for it!
No.750491
>>750486
>Jack don't take this the hard way but
>how?
No.750492
No.750493
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>>750489
>hangs head
No. She was busy.
Actually, I haven't seen her since Valentine's Day.
>>750490
Dunno.
No.750494
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>>750489
Crowe Broust. I've... been working with you lot for a year now?
No.750495
>>750490
Do you know why they call me Master, Raiden?
>shaking his head
They were wrong, those Green Berets. He was the true master.
>>750493
Boss do you...want to have a personal mission.
For burgers only, of course.
No.750496
>>750491
You're a lot nicer than I'd expect a Predator to be.
>>750493
Uhhhh...beats me.
>>750495
He'll be missed, I'm sure. But you won't forget him or those burgers...
No.750497
>>750495
...are you asking me out?
>>750496
hmf
No.750498
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>>750494
Another weapon to surpass Metal Gear, and nobody told me?
I got LiveJournal and everything!
>>750496
Raiden, I want you to eat my burgers.
You and Snake are the legacy now, I don't want it to die.
>>750497
Are you saying no?
No.750499
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>>750496
>.....starting to get why I was banished
No.750500
>>750497
Hmmmmmph.
>>750498
You've got it Miller...I'll eat the burgers! And I'll enjoy them!
>>750499
That's probably partially the reason, yeah.
Sorry to break it to you like this.
No.750501
>>750498
Maybe.
>>750500
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
No.750502
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>>750500
>I'm well aware of why I am banished
>I showed weakness
No.750503
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>>750500
Good...this is good.
>pulls a burger out
Eat the burger, Raiden.
>>750501
...I miss Costa Rica.
No.750504
>>750498
...Right then. You're the subcommander. You should know your crewmen.
No.750505
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>>750502
Well things'll get better.
>>750501
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
>>750503
Sure thing, Kaz.
>eats the burger
>eats it good
No.750506
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>>750503
Costa Rica was pretty great.
>>750505
>slaps the burger out of his hands
No.750507
>>750505
>I'm sure they wi-
>are you and Boss MMMing?
No.750508
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>>750504
Listen, smart guy, I was blind until like, two weeks ago. And plus all you robot guys look the same to me.
Alright then, Russel Crowe.
Eat the burger.
>>750505
>gets reaaaaaaaaal close
How's the burger, Raid-
>>750506
>gasp
M...My burger.
Boss, why would you do something like that?
No.750509
>>750506
...what was that for?
>>750507
We were!
>>750508
Well it was pretty good until Venom smacked it out of my hands!
No.750510
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>>750508
Yanks...
>
That's a beef burger, right. That lamb shank one you made last time was passable, but not a hamburger.
No.750511
>>750509
>that was a perfectly good burger
>never eaten or enjoyed
No.750512
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>>750509
Pretty good, huh.
>don't let them know you're sad, Kaz
Pretty good...
>>750510
Lamb shank? Those are 100% wholegrain fed Angus cattle!
Come into my house...say you work for me...criticize my burgers?
>NUUUUUUUUUUCLEAAAAAAAAAAAAR
No.750513
>>750511
It didn't deserve that...
>>750512
It's alright, you can always make a new one.
No.750514
>>750513
No. Not a burger like that.
The meat was taken a few hours ago, the lettuce harvested even sooner.
Sauteed onions, and a delicious smokey medium-rare flavor.
It was the best of what burgers had to offer, and now it's gone.
No.750515
>>750512
If you thought that was Angus then you may want to remember who was blind until two weeks ago, sir.
No.750516
>>750514
>kneels down to the fallen burger
I'm sorry it had to be this way...
No.750517
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>>750515
My sight has been restored, but I haven't caught up with it?
There are enough men with beef allergies and religious reasons to warrant the lamb burgers, but I was I marked those crates correctly...
>>750516
>hand on his shoulder
We hold our plates with missing arms, we stride forward in line on missing legs.
We will always remember the pain in our taste buds.
No.750518
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>>750517
For the tiny bit I actually got to taste it, it may've been the best burger I've ever tasted.
I didn't taste it long enough to truly judge, though.
No.750519
>>750517
Beef allergies. Those poor sods.
No.750520
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>>750518
That's fine.
>holding his robo-arm by the straps with his other arm
I want you to keep this for me. Keep it so that I can remember this pain, and use it as fuel to craft the greatest burger Outer Heaven as ever known.
Also because it's heavy and I don't like it.
>>750519
Little far across the pond, aren't y-wait you work for us.
No.750521
>>750520
And I've never heard a single complaint about beef. Wherever you're getting your new bodies from, you might want to stop looking there.
Clearly they're inferior stock if they can't appreciate a good, 100% beef burger.
No.750522
>>750520
>takes the arm
I'll make you proud, Miller!
I'll find a way to make a burger that each and every topping will be sliced perfectly! The meat will be cooked at a medium rare and it will be the freshest I can get!
No.750523
>>750521
New bodies?
Now listen here, buddy. I bust my ass to make sure those men receive the best of everything no matter how bad their taste is, including burger alternatives!
>>750522
If only he could have lived to see such an appreciation for burgers...
>hobbles off to go be sad and not a little salty
No.750524
>>750523
Alright now I'm going to have to figure out how I'm going to do this...
No.750525
>>750523
I don't understand how this PMC even functions. Everyone is a fucking mental case!
No.750526
>two boys playing chess
>Oi, oi, was my rook always right there?
>[inhale]
>[exhale]
>You're a bit of a surly bastard, aren't you.
No.750527
Pack your bags, Boris. We're moving.
>Kapitan? Where?
Right here, of course.
>Er...
As of now, Hotel Moscow's holdings in Roanapur might as well be considered moot. Big Boss can and will destroy it for funny anytime he chooses.
>Forgive me, Kapitan, but isn't it a bit silly to be so concerned about what an old man might do?
That's exactly my reasoning, Boris. I want a meeting with the local Bratva on my calendar sharpish.
No.750528
>>750527
>[turning redheads in unison]
Eh?
>[heavy breathing]
Isn't that-oi, I saw you move that knight!
>Mini switching positions of his bishops at the same time
>innocent Tretij not-whistling
No.750529
>>750528
>oh god it's the psychic kid
>and some other weirdo
>twins
>twins
>well
>might as well try the direct approach
Nothing to see here, boys. Back to your game with you.
No.750530
>>750529
>shrug
>mental projection of a shrug
Whatever you say, lady. But keep an eye out, eh? You wouldn't want to miss a great game like this!
>Tretij floating upside down
And because this guy cheats!
No.750531
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>>750530
Mm...
>not so discreetly sipping from a flask
>mental note: remind Boris to investigate FOBs
No.750532
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>>750531
Worried about the old man, eh?
No.750533
>>750532
At this point it's less worry and more waiting on confirmation of fact.
Another...whatever you are, huh.
No.750534
>>750533
Now that's a funny way to say "person".
>
Cheers, then.
No.750535
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>>750534
>British
>I wonder if he'll die if I shoot him
"Humanizing the enemy is the most effective way to lose an enemy". Or some nonsense.
I hardly work with people anymore anyway, try the not-freak club two doors down.
No.750536
>>750535
Run out of business by a psychopath in an eyepatch and his motley crew of equally mental nutjobs, now this.
Right, this is about the time the scales tip in my favor and then my mech takes a nasty licking.
>peeks outside for a second
>shooting star straight at Jehuty
Fuck me.
No.750537
>>750536
>gripping the edge of the couch in anticipation
I'd give you my condolences if I have any left to give.
Anyone that works with that maniac gets everything that's coming to them.
No.750538
>>750537
Money's money. My red, spacey friend who never takes his shades off recommended the old man highly.
>extends his arm out
>Jehuty mimicking movement
Not today, fucking hunk of space iron.
>catchan dat meteorite
Back to what I was saying. Money's money and the old loon certainly has it in spades. But now that I'm not entirely drowning in debt I'm not seeing much reason to stick around Immigranadia Island.
Sure you can't find use for a regular old flesh and blood man and his giant friend?
No.750539
>>750538
>blink
You know, I almost miss it when people would have to wait for me before making any occupation-altering decisions. It certainly steadied the constant stream of bullshit this place produces in spades.
>eyeing the robo
I'm the type of person that doesn't put much stock into modern advancements because they have a tendency to piss me off and not make any practical sense.
Sell yourself, if you're so confident.
No.750540
>>750539
Believe you me, the feeling's mutual. People used to come to me with offers. Now not so much what with the daft bastard eliminating competition.
>ahem
Well, I used to be part of the Britannian Union's black ops team. Ditched that once it stopped being about dealing with my sovereign's enemies and just blatantly slaughtering villages of people who didn't even fucking do anything all for the sake of expansion.
Then I became a test pilot for pretty much any machine that comes off the ground. Picked up mobile suits and got dragged off to what I can only describe as "a SNAFU on the universal scale".
Now I'm just a freelance pilot with a very nice giant robot and too much experience to just let rot away.
Good enough?
No.750541
>>750540
>exasperation: 20%
You need more than just a reworked resume.
I'm going to assume you even know me as a potential employer on recommendation from the man of the hour himself.
If you're looking for a source for just another paycheck, I can't help you. Maybe Big Boss can get away with outsourcing his entire operating staff because nothing about them is permanent, but I can't afford that luxury.
No.750542
>>750541
Char did say you wanted a little help in the, ah, "space market".
Is he wrong?
No.750543
>>750542
I was simply asking hypotheticals about trade routes up there. Seeing as how interplanetary travel is somehow commonplace now, making runs for traditional munitions or whatever else I might have been able to provide would be easy.
But it turns out they're entirely self-sustaining.
I'll reiterate for that blank look, hypothetical.
No.750544
>>750543
Can't say I didn't try. Ah well. Scales will tip again eventually.
>gulps down that cup he had
No.750545
>>750544
You know it might help your prospects if you're weren't a complete weirdo, but I don't have much room to judge on occupations.
It's also pretty commonplace on Earth to introduce yourself with your name.
No.750546
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>>750545
>blink
Have I really been trapped on that crazy place so long I forgot to introduce myself?
>rubs the back of his head
Christ on a bike... my name's Crowe. Crowe Broust.
No.750547
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>>750546
Well Crowe Broust, I shouldn't have to tell you what's suspicious about all of this; that being entirely everything.
But Big Boss isn't one to waste time on an insurrection of an obviously inferior party, so I'll drop it at that.
Balalaika.
No.750548
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>>750547
Contrary to popular belief, not everyone who works with the old man appreciates the insanity going on, everyone's on fucking cloud nine nonstop.
I just want off the crazy train before I'm the one laughing about bugger all.
>guh
Looks like we Brits really "can't hang" as that one American woman said.
No.750549
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>>750548
The last British guy I met was some immortal dickbag that might have been into incest, you guys don't have the best track record with me already.
>time for night cigar
Look, I run a decent down-to-earth shop, barring the magic dogmen I have around me sometimes. Space is quite literally too big.
No.750550
>>750549
>
You wot now. Immortal dickbag?
>uh
Already said I tried, miss Balalaika. As in, I recognize I've been shot down in flames.
No.750551
>>750550
I keep telling myself none of it has any bearing on real life, then I don't wake up.
>gimme dat nicotine baybee
It's nothing to worry about.
If I were I'd just find work with your own kind, so to speak. Aznable is intoxicated so often I can't tell if he even governs anything.
No.750552
>>750551
Not a bad idea. Just thought I'd hand the resume out as it were. Never hurts to be out there.
Seeing as my luck seems to be thinning the longer I stay put, I'd better get going.
>Jehuty finally drops the meteor of pure iron into the Hall and scoops Crowe into its cockpit
>Zero Shift: hyperspeed edition
>nyoom
No.750553
>>750552
>THOOM
>bounces in her seat a little
>glances at the meteorite
Space England, huh.
>doubletake
>dollar sign eyes: very yes
No.750554
No.750555
>>750554
>unprocessed iron ore
>unprocessed iron ore
>hahahahahahahahahahaha
...?
Two Hands?
No.750556
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No.750557
>>750556
>blink
>blink
I totally forgot to tell you I was alive, didn't I.
>
Your weird psychic friend was here earlier.
No.750558
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>>750557
He told me.
>
>she ain't happy
Now like me you have tasted death. I did not want that for you.
No.750559
>>750558
Now now, if you're not careful you'll end up sounding like a big sister hag like me.
>gestures
But you can't really say I haven't gotten close before, it must be pretty tasty knowing the amount of triggers I've pulled.
No.750560
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>>750559
Killing and dying aren't so different: you lose a little piece of yourself or the whole thing in one stroke.
>guh
He promised it would never happen again. I will be with you, if not at your side then watching your back.
No.750561
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>>750560
Exactly, my chip damage is just physical in addition to being mental.
>itching the eye scar
>...did I just admit to being crazy
It's nice to know some outside sources can still be counted on. I shouldn't have to say the lengths I and Hotel Moscow are willing to go.
But this isn't just a slap big sis on the wrist visit, is it.
No.750562
>>750561
It was not meant to be a long visit.
No.750563
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>>750562
Speaking of short visits, you haven't seen Jack anywhere, ah?
No.750564
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>>750562
>o-oh
I'm sure you're busy.
I'm moving out of Thailand indefinitely, maybe longer.
If anything I should be easier to get hold of now.
No.750565
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>>750563
The robutt?
>uhhhhhh
I believe I saw him leave through the scope of my rifle.
>>750564
I am... sorry. I will still be a call away. It is no good for a sniper to be up close, in my opinion.
>she means she'll be watchan
No.750566
>>750565
Damn! Well, thanks, chica.
No.750567
>>750565
>floating over, levitating chess pieces around him
>looks like somebody won
No.750568
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>>750565
That's predictably cryptic for you, huh.
...Maybe I shouldn't be the one talking.
>guh
I'll keep an eye out for the laser.
No.750569
>>750566
Mm. You should bring the Blade Wolf by sometime.
>>750567
>?
What is that?
>>750568
You will not have to.
No.750570
>>750568
>>750569
>
A family reunion!
>Sam no don't get excited
Yes, good. That's very good! I was not expecting the ice queens to have a heart.
No.750571
>>750569
>I beat the ghost boy.
>He was pretty good, but I was better.
>You should have seen the Connect Four game.
No.750572
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>>750569
Oh?
I guess if I'm already falling prey to feelings, I might as well go whole hog, hm.
>>750570
Well it was only a matter of time, really.
The thing about ice queens is that the more of them that are together, the colder it gets.
No.750573
>>750570
Sam... be quiet.
>>750571
Ghost boy?
What did we say about waking the dead to play games, Tretij.
>>750572
>?
Sestra?
No.750574
>>750573
>[somber heavy breathing]
>Not to do it.
>But this one was fun, much better than Volgin. He was a hero.
No.750575
>>750572
Seems to me it is only getting warmer.
>Spanish guitar riff in the background
Keep practicing, Jack! You'll get the hang of it!
>>750573
There are five things I can't do: open mayonnaise jars without breaking them, shower with the door closed, use the bathroom with the door closed, get dressed with the door closed, and be quiet.
No.750576
>>750573
>quick distraction
If this joker doesn't shut up I'm going to beat him with a street sign.
>>750575
Blame global warming, I'm no scientist.
You have five seconds to explain why you're being a nuisance to my sister.
No.750577
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>>750574
A hero ghost child? Where do you find your playmates...
>>750575
...I did not need to know those.
>why does that smile make me want to do things
>that man is dangerous
>>750576
He is... the friend of an ally. Sometimes works with us whenever Raiden does.
No.750578
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>>750576
Oh? A street sign? That is a first.
>
Down, kitty. Where did you even come from?
>>750577
The Minuano holds no secrets, only a cool breeze.
>r i f f
Now you're getting it!
No.750579
>>750577
>I didn't have to do anything this time. Raven's not here so it's nice.
>He says he's Alexander the Great.
No.750580
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>>750577
>Raiden
>uh
>tiny pocketbook go
>"Morons I Know"
>[R: Robots]
You mean the guy that screams every time it rains?
With friends like these, right.
>>750578
Bullets don't seem to work too well on you people.
>cat
>I had a cat once
>I miss you, Nicholas II
No.750581
>>750578
>gkkt
>control yourself Wolf
Stupid.
>hiding the barest hint of a smile
>>750579
>blink
What.
>>750580
Like a flood of pain, yes.
>
It would be a waste of a sign.
No.750582
>>750580
This is true.
>prepare for the power of COLGATE
>
Do jou want this cat?
>>750581
But the fun kind of stupid, jeah?
No.750583
>>750581
>nodnod
>I think Boss knows him too. Only he looks like a grown-up so I don't know.
>He has the same hair as me!
>[heavy breathing]
>Hey, you're having those thoughts Eli has about you sometimes.
No.750584
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>>750581
>I know that smile on sight
If you say so, sestra.
холодный внешний вид не работает , если она так часто трещины.
Just a word of advice.
>>750582
>...
>'kay he's hot fine fuck whaddya want from me
I have someone who might take to it, sure.
Watch you don't get into too much trouble, mister robot.
No.750585
>>750582
>you motherfucker leave my sister alone
Yes yes, fun stupid...
>>750583
[!]
Stay out of those thoughts!
>surprised jiggle
>
Dammit!
>tucking the girls in
I need to invest in a bra...
>>750584
Gkkt...
No.750586
>>750584
I am no robot. Arm withstanding.
>
Lots of people missing arms, you know?
You can call me Sam.
>>750585
>N I C E
>B I T T I E S
Gahaha, I won't tell about this little slip-up.
No.750587
>>750585
>??
>I'm sorry, Wolf.
>Your shirt's too small?
No.750588
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>>750585
>aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>AAAAAAAAAAAAA
You can have one of my old ones, just-
>double checking the buttons
>>750586
>instinctively uppercuts with the sign
>Bala mildly stronk
You forgot the part where you won't tell on pain of death.
No.750589
>>750586
>AAAAAAAAAAAAA
I... appreciate that.
>>750587
Too small, too tight. I believe Miller did this on purpose.
>>750588
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I could use one a size bigger.
No.750590
>>750588
>KREENG
>rubbing his chin
>
Impressive!
>>750589
Don't wooooorry about it.
No.750591
>>750589
>Oh.
>He's sad about the hamburger man, but I can mess with him if you want.
>reminder that psychic pranks kill people
No.750592
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>>750589
I thought you would have stopped growing by now.
Boris?
>Boris pops up holding an array of bras
>lots of lace
...Some of those aren't mine.
>>750590
>muttering
This is what I get for being a Ness main...
>rubbing her shoulder
No.750594
>>750590
>at least he's honest
>firm nod
>>750591
>guhuhuhuhuhuh
The flaming whale will be enough.
>
Try not to actually kill him at least.
>>750592
I do not know how to respond to accusations of my bust growing.
>uh
Ooh... lacey.
No.750595
>>750592
You did good. Very good! I am just used to being hit a lot harder dan that.
>>750594
>ayyyy
Take care of your sister--and that cat!
>strolls off to compliment Raiden on spanish guitar skeelz
No.750596
>>750594
>Sure. He was pretty mean to Eli, but that was a while ago.
>Can I use Sahelanthropus? Or bring my friend? He has a ghost army
No.750597
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>>750594
Cancer's usually the first guess for normal people, isn't it.
But that's a bit dark, isn't it.
>shoving Boris away
>EVA bra left behind
Jeez...
>
Watch yourself around him.
>>750595
Everybody's a critic.
>jeez
Popped it out of place...
No.750598
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>>750596
...Ghost Army?
>uh
Here.
>nerf rifle
I did not know when your birthday was so I am giving this to you today to cover my bases.
>>750597
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Leather bra...
>putting it on
>in front of everyone
>Wolf pls
No.750599
>>750598
>!
>completely overjoyed
>as much as a gasmask kid can be
>I don't know either, but this is very nice.'
>floating the gun up
>Wolf would see it split into dozens like Mami
>Miller watched a show like this once, that'll make it funnier.
No.750600
>>750598
>
>
>Bala
I woke up with that one time after falling asleep like an idiot here after Big Boss and I had one of our philosophical powwows.
...Makeup bottle on the table too but I didn't get it.
No.750601
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>>750599
Oh...
>>750600
You and Saladin have those frequently.
No.750602
>>750601
>I'm gonna make the whale have fun teeth this time.
>
No.750603
>>750601
I hope you're not implying anything unsavory, cectpa
No.750604
>>750602
Uh oh...
>>750603
He is not a bad person.
No.750606
>>750604
He's not an evil person, dear.
People can be plenty bad news without stooping to some megalomaniac plot and stupid outfits.
It's just my luck he already went through that phase.
>>750605
Bad feeling about this...
No.750607
>>750605
Boss...Boss I can't keep going.
No.750608
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No.750609
>>750607
Do you hear it, Kaz? The sound of The Boss rolling in her grave?
Man up!
No.750610
>>750608
At this point it's a constant dull ache in my skull.
>
You're spending the night with me. Fabiola missed out on movie night and I can't have you walking around about to pop out like that every other second.
No.750611
>>750609
But I'm not Master Miller! Quit trying to put shades on me!
No.750613
>>750611
KAAAAAAZ.
>drunk CQC
No.750614
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>>750612
I kidnapped a maid for ransom last month, and the situation has quickly...spiraled out of control. But I don't think I'm completely averse to it.
At least until my pink cat friend can do something about emotions.
No.750615
>>750613
BOSS THIS HAS TO STOP
>shhhhrrip
GIVE ME MY SHIRT BACK
No.750616
>>750614
>blink
You are becoming more and more like Saladin, you realize.
No.750618
>>750616
I only have the one, wait until I have the whole starter set of four before you call it.
>...
>maid
>dog
>Assassin kinda maybe
Oh no...
No.750620
>>750619
HNNNNNRRRRRRGH
>FLEX
>
No.750621
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>>750618
It is not bad, to attract people to you.
No.750624
>>750621
I have my people, the rest just seem to be more trouble than they're worth.
>puff
It could always be worse.
>
I'm depressing, aren't I.
No.750626
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>>750624
>pinches her fingers together
No.750627
>>750625
WAHAHAHAHA! Stop being afraid, boy! FLEX WITH ME!
No.750628
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>>750626
That doesn't look like a little bit to me...
>fucking
We're not the best at the whole fun thing, huh.
No.750629
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>>750628
Now you know why I snipe. I do not have to be fun miles away putting an end to dogs.
No.750630
>>750627
Boss I don't want to pose, it might awaken Master Miller.
And I don't know how.
No.750631
>>750630
I'm sorry, did it sound like I was asking you to?
THOU ART THEE ART THOU POSE WITH YOUR FATHER DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT
No.750632
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>>750629
You make it sound like I wasn't a sniper before you.
A distant approach, huh...
>shucking the coat back on
Whatever, I'll think about this later. If we're lucky we might catch Fabiola breaking something so she can clean it.
No.750633
>>750632
It was only one time!
No.750634
>>750631
O-OKAY, TIME TO POSE LIKE A MAN
>deep breath
>definition
I can only do it in the one spot!
No.750635
>>750632
>>750633
>HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
...
No.750636
>>750634
At least it's the most important spot.
Now... dance!
>>
No.750637
>>750633
That wasn't a cheap vase, you know.
Shouldn't you be in bed?
>>750635
>uh
If the dress wasn't obvious, this is my maid.
No.750638
>>750635
>>750637
>blink
>um
I can't sleep without my drink.
No.750639
>>750637
>sniffsniff
...
>this smell
>is the smell of my sister
>and that girl
>jealous: maybe
I will take point.
>struts off
No.750640
>>750636
I've been preparing for this day!
>Fatman skates go
>ROLLER DISCO
No.750641
>>750640
>narcolepsy kicks in
>whump
>down goes Boss
No.750642
>>750638
I'm sure you could have survived on the bottles we no doubt still have in the fridge.
>...
They're all gone, aren't they.
I'm not a fan of punishment that means the detriment of productivity, hop on up.
>>750639
>did I just see her
>nose twitch?
One day at a time, Bala.
No.750643
>>750641
Hey, quit kidding around!
Boss? Boss?
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSS
No.750644
>>750642
I used the last of it washing your tongue down when I peppered your steak...
>hops up
No.750645
>>750643
...
...
...
>[loud old man snoring]
No.750646
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>>750644
I assumed you knew I meant regular table pepper, not whatever neon orange abomination I found in the compost.
>unbuttoning the shirt
You weren't around last night so the pressure's been a bit hard to handle today. Get everything.
No.750647
>>750645
...I wonder what other people's dads do. I should ask Hal.
>
Ok bad idea.
>securing a fulton to bossdad
No.750648
>>750646
I do not understand how you don't like bell peppers, they are sweet!
>guh
>shimmies out of the maid dress a little
>latch
No.750650
>>750648
>no spats
>that's new
I could say the same for why you don't like cabbage soup, it's nice and salty.
No.750651
>>750650
>[mini vacuum]
>one dry
Your palate is very bare bones... as your maid I must broaden your horizons.
>onto the next
No.750652
>>750649
I have to thank Hal for inventing that, Boss can't keep sitting up in the atmosphere all day like that.
>turns to go
>Aren't you forgetting something!?
Uh-
>The bill!
We're opening a tab.
>pops a 'port fulton underneath
>snek awaaaay
No.750653
>>750651
>pinches an ear
I'd take you more seriously if you weren't so dependent on this stuff you got sleep apnea without it.
>don't tell her you need it the same
Surely there are other things to eat than dropping peppers on perfectly good dishes?
No.750654
>>750653
>ear pinched
>auto response: bite down
>at least it's not hard
>squirt
>and a wet pop
I have added shellfish, tuna, salmon, rice and beans of various types, different meats, starches and grains to your diet.
No.750655
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>>750654
>wince
>...remember that response for next time
Russia didn't fight long and hard to absorb Ukraine and the Crimean entrance to the Black Sea for nothing. Half of what we eat is fish.
>tucking the balas back in
It sounds like you have everything all planned out. The funny thing is I can't remember being asked about this.
>tiny grin
No.750656
>>750655
Sturgeon is very little meat for very much effort to catch: it is mostly bone plates.
Allow me to show you the bounty of the Caribbean Sea.
No.750657
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>>750656
We have carp and sudak too. The north was pretty fond of pike and trout too.
But I'm not in Russia anymore, so I don't have much excuse to say no.
Especially when what you're basically asking me is if you can cook better food for me.
No.750658
>>750657
>did she say carp
>she ate garbagefish?
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>
Have you had lobster before?
No.750659
>>750658
>don't you judge me
My grandfather was a head statesman, I've had everything considered a treasonous delicacy to the masses and then some.
>stomach gurgling anyway
...It's been years, though. The Thai are much more fond of shrimp.
No.750660
>>750659
Then you are in for a treat. It is a shame maestro isn't here either.
>pulls her sundress out from her maid suit
Do you like it? It is for when we go to Mexico!
No.750661
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>>750660
Busy with those glowing rocks of his, no doubt.
>wait what
>...
>ba-dump
>I don't have a pen on me either
Adorable.
>fuck
No.750662
>>750661
>!!!
A-ah! Miss Bala, your pulse!
>WHADDOIDO
>WHADDOIDOOOO
No.750663
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>>750662
>[doki doki panic in progress]
>slags into the couch
Give it a second, it should pass.
>completely red in the face
No.750664
>>750663
>AAAAA
>darting all over the place
>pillows and a blanket and an ice pack for her head
>mini calm down
No.750665
>>750664
>ahhhhh
Well you can't say you're not thorough and timely.
>nestling into the blanket
It's missing something, though.
No.750666
>>750665
Cushions? Stuffed animals? What?
No.750667
>>750666
>
Stuffed animals is a good way to put it.
>when did she wrap the blanket around mini
>mere
No.750668
>>750667
I will go get-
>
um...
No.750669
>>750668
I don't think that will be necessary.
I have everything right here, don't I?
>ice pack falls into her lap
Well, almost.
No.750670
>>750669
>straps the ice pack to Bala's head with her bun's laces
There.
No.750671
>>750670
Good.
>
You look good with your hair down.
No.750672
>>750671
>
T-thank you, miss Bala.
You would look nice with yours down as well.
No.750673
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>>750672
Mm?
...
...
>even breathing
>she done fell asleep
>too comfy
No.750674
>>750673
This is nice...
>drifts off
>snoring into the cleave
No.750676