No.750675
>I had a hat for this image but I lost it
No.750677
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I have the urge to get a hat.
No.750679
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>>750678
Ornamentation for my noggin'.
No.750680
>>750679
I know what a hat is, maestro. Why? I do not think you would look as nice in one.
>tucking Bala in from last night
I met miss Bala's sister. She is... not very fond of me.
No.750681
>staring at a wall
>looking a lot more tired than usual
No.750682
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>>750680
I dunno... Just had a strange urge. Surely you get those. Anyway, what was her sister like?
No.750683
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>door: ignored
>window: rolled through
VENCEREEEEMOOOOOOOS
>>750680
Fabiola? What de fack are you doing here? Boss asked me to watch the place while he makes Roanapur easier for some soviet to retake.
No.750684
>>750682
Very curt. I do not think she likes how close I am to miss Bala.
>>750683
>!!
Amanda!?
No.750685
>>750683
>What an annoying accent...
>>750684
She'd probably hate me just like Bala does, then. Who's this loudmouth?
No.750686
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>>750681
>tottering over
>???
No.750687
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>>750681
Wait a second... I recognize dat metal arm. Jou are de Winter Soldier... jou killed a few of my compas back in de day.
>>750684
Jou need to question it?
>>750685
Hmph. You can call me Amanda. I am a friend of the little missy over dere.
No.750688
>>750685
>do I tell him
>...no
>miss Bala doesn't like to be outwardly friendly
She is a very good friend who supplied our household with the weapons we use.
>>750687
It is you! I did not think I would see you again!
>
But you are so young looking... you were a vieja when we last met!
No.750689
>>750687
And I'm the bloke who keeps her out of trouble. Mostly.
>eyes tiny's reaction
Lancer's the name.
>>750688
Weapons dealer, and you know her personally huh? I'll trust your judgement then.
No.750690
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>>750686
...Huh?
>yawns
Oh... Morning, Iowa.
>>750687
>if you look closely, you can see him shiver a little
...I'm guessing an apology won't help things.
No.750691
>>750688
Let us just say that life has many doors. Death is jahst wan of them.
>
It will take more than some pansy angelo de la muerte to take me away to the reaper's pit.
>>750689
Bloke? What kind of estupid accent is that?
>Amanda you're literally the Spanish stereotype
>cheeky grinning
>>750690
I promised I would send jou to hell. But it looks like hell already caught jou.
No.750692
>>750689
She is not just a weapons dealer. Miss Amanda was the lider of the Frente Sandinista para la Liberacion Nacional de Nicaragua. The FSLN.
>proud of friendfu
>>750691
>
Jou made jourself younger!?
>now Mini's accent is acting up
No.750693
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>>750690
Miller-senpai says when people do that, a nice cup of coffee helps.
>...
Oh right I'm supposed to get the coffee.
>totters off and back with a cup of extremely American coffee
>and by that I mean a mocha
No.750694
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>>750691
You could say that.
>frowns
If it were up to me, I wouldn't have killed your friends. But other people were pulling the strings.
>>750693
>takes the coffee
>siiip
Thanks. It was... hard to sleep through all the nightmares I had last night.
No.750695
>>750691
Speak for yourself, girly.
>pokes his tongue out
>>750692
The mercenary world is a small place, huh?
No.750696
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>>750692
>thick as fuck cigar go
>puff
Jou're damn right I did.
Jou're working for dat ruskie Boss is covering for, right? hope jou know what jou are doing. The last Soviet I trusted tried to launch a nuke at Cuba and blame it on the eStates, blow Boss up with it.
>>750694
Better dead than red. It does not matter now. That was all over forty jears ago.
>>750695
Hah! Jou got a lotta spunk talking to me like dat, Lancer. I like dat.
No.750697
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>>750694
>plonks down next to him
Like what?
No.750698
>>750695
Jou could say dat again.
>Mini control your flair your accent isn't even that thick normally
>>750696
Miss Bala does not like the Soviets either. It is okay, miss Amanda.
No.750699
>>750696
Coming here, you're on equal with me, don't care who you are. Still, nice to meet a big shot.
>>750698
>
Is there a dial where I can turn down the "accent" setting?
No.750700
>>750696
Of course it matters. Those people would still be alive if it wasn't for me.
>>750697
Mainly the time the Soviets turned me into the Winter Soldier. I killed a lot of people that didn't deserve to die.
No.750701
>>750698
A self-hating squatter, who would have thought.
>shakes her head
If only Chico was alive to see the day dat dey would become self-aware.
>CHIIIICOOOOOOO
>[VENCEREMOS EXTERNALLY]
>>750699
That so? Goddo admit I've never heard of a handsome blue man in a body condom.
>>750700
Don't push the issue.
My hermanito, my little brother-
>stopping herself from getting worked up
If jou wanna die jou should just bite a bullet, I didn't come here to assassinate a man who works for my old friend.
No.750702
>>750699
Eh?
>
Ah! I am so sorry, when I am around people who can speak my mother tongue, I get excited.
>embarrassed meido
>>750701
>:C
I am very sorry...
No.750703
>>750700
What's the point in thinking about that?
No.750704
>>750701
>gkkt
It's a special suit, okay? Better than any bullet proof vest you'll ever find around.
>>750702
Don't stress too much about it, Tiny. Enjoy yourself while you can. Lord knows I get too excited when D's here.
No.750705
>>750701
>shakes his head
I've got too many people counting on me to take the easy way out. That's never going to change.
>>750703
In a way, I'm still trying to make up for what I did back then. I'd probably still be nothing but a living weapon if Cap hadn't stepped in and fixed things.
No.750706
>>750702
Enough with de sorries and de sadness, do jou think tears will bring back de dead?
Es inutil. He would not want anyone to cry.
>>750704
Never jused booletproof stuff either. Too poor. Us rebels had to steal guns from our dead enemies jahst to keep fighting.
>>750705
>shrug
I don't have de ammunition to waste.
No.750707
>>750704
D?
>>750706
>ulp
>reminded of Roberta's tirade
You are right. The dead are already gone.
No.750708
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>>750705
Oh! Captian America! He's a good guy, yes, yes. Um, but if you ask me, thinking about the dead guys only slows you down.
No.750709
>>750706
A brave bunch of militia, huh? You sound like a brave war hero, judging from Tiny's reaction.
>>750707
A guy who's a lot like me. Carries two spears, wears a suit like mine but green, and a hunk and a half, apparently. You'll probably know him when you see him.
No.750710
>>750706
If I'm ever going to go down, I'm going down fighting. Anything else would set a bad example. 'Sides...
>holds up the freedom shield
I doubt any weapon you have could get through this.
>>750708
That can't be right...
>smile
There's nothing that can slow me down.
No.750711
>>750710
>pokes his face
What about those bags? You look worse than Nagato.
No.750712
>>750711
Gee, thanks.
>chuckles
I'll be alright. Going without sleep's nothing new.
No.750713
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>>750712
I get grumpy when I go without sleeping. Like when Miller-senpai kept waking me up to watch old movies.
No.750714
>>750713
Sheesh. Maybe we need to ask Boss for some "Do Not Disturb" signs or something.
No.750715
>>750714
It's okay. He's my assignment so I have to do my best! He spaces out a lot when we're talking though.
No.750716
>>750715
Pretty sure I know why, but I probably shouldn't say anything.
No.750717
>VR FAILED
Ahhh I hate this stupid thing!
>throws the controller
>and then slices it in half
No.750718
>>750716
I knew it! It's some kind of "guy's secret" isn't it?!
>>750717
>controller half bonks off her head
>...
>?
No.750719
>>750717
You alright, Raiden?
>>750718
Not exactly... let's just say Miller's the type of person who's easily distracted.
No.750720
>>750718
...sorry.
>>750719
Yeah but I've been trying to beat this thing for awhile and I just can't!
Ahhh who needs it?
No.750721
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>>750719
By space?
>>750720
Oh! Oh! Miller-senpai taught me everyone's names...
>[thinking...]
Snake!
No.750722
>>750720
That's quitter talk if I've ever heard it.
>smile
>you feelin' that war hero charisma yet, Raiden?
Try taking a different approach next time. Maybe it'll work out better.
>>750721
From what I can tell, he's distracted by you. Not like that's your fault, though.
No.750723
>>750721
...I wish.
I'm Raiden.
>>750722
I guess you're right. Maybe another time but not right now.
No.750724
>>750722
I don't get it.
>>750723
Oh. He said if I don't know someone, they're probably Snake, because everyone is Snake or something like that.
No.750725
>>750723
>nods
You'll know when you're ready.
>>750724
Guess it's time to throw subtlety out the window, then: You're attractive. That's why Miller gets distracted.
No.750726
>>750724
There are a lot of Snakes, but I'm not one of them.
>tfw you will never EVER be Snake
>>750725
Maybe another time...without this blade.
So I don't slice another controller in half
No.750727
>>750725
Hmm...
>hmm...
>Hmm...
I hope it doesn't get in the way of my assignment.
>>750726
>EVER
Don't they like robot ninjas? One of them is like a quarter robot isn't he?
No.750728
>>750726
That'd be smart. Frustration and weapons are usually a bad combination.
>but Bucky you always have a gun on you no matter what
>>750727
I don't think it will, but I've been wrong before.
No.750729
>>750727
>feels bad, man
Uhhh yeah I think they do but still.
>>750728
Oho I'm already well aware of that.
Not sure where I'd put it, though...
No.750730
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>>750728
That's not a very cash money thing to say!
>>750729
Well that's okay. You're a better Raiden than a Snake could be.
No.750731
>>750729
Maybe we could mount it on the wall or something.
>>750730
What, you want me to lie? It's not like I can see the future.
No.750732
>>750730
I highly doubt that.
Snake would be a pretty cool Raiden.
>>750731
Maybe...but I don't trust it out of its sheath.
Somebody could try stealing it...
No.750733
>>750731
>points dramatically
That's not the type of positivity we want to see around here!
>I think you mean negativity
>>750732
When I look at Bismarck I don't think "Hey Bismarck is cool I wanna be Bismarck." You gotta think "Hey Bismarck is cool but I'm Iowa and I'm the best Iowa there is." You know?
No.750734
>>750732
Good point. Any other ideas?
>>750733
>at least Bucky knows what she meant
I'm not being negative, I'm just telling the truth.
>grin
But if that's not what you want to hear, I guess I can lie too.
No.750735
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>>750733
No, I don't know.
>remembering everybody who wanted Snake instead
But I'll keep that in mind.
>>750734
Try not to get angry?
No.750736
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>>750734
You have to be truthful in reports.
>>750735
Good. It's step one on the path to more success. You get a key at the end!
No.750737
>>750735
That seems like the easiest plan.
>
Iowa's got a point, y'know. I couldn't stop comparing myself to Steve when everybody expected me to take over as Captain America. The super-soldier serum makes him at least three times more physically capable than I am. But for every thing that Steve can do better than me, there's something I can do better than him. I imagine the same applies to you and Snake.
>>750736
Yeah, but what about everywhere else?
>cheeky cunt status: very yes
No.750738
>>750736
You're right, I'll just have to keep an open mind and all that...
Maybe I don't have to be Snake.
>>750737
If you say so and I'm probably just beating myself up too much.
I'm carving my own path but I can't help but draw the comparison!
No.750739
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>>750737
>...
>...
Maybe?
>>750738
Be Iowa! Wait no I mean be Raiden! I'm Iowa!
No.750740
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>>750738
That's gonna happen. You've just gotta stay positive when you compare yourself to someone else.
>>750739
>laughs
Aw, c'mon. You wouldn't lie to a guy like me, would you?
No.750741
>>750739
Yeah! I'm gonna be the best Raiden I can be!
...wait why would I want to do that?
>>750740
Alright fair point, I guess comparing myself to Snake is asking for trouble.
No.750742
>>750740
Because it's not good to lie! The truth trumps all!
>>750741
I messed up my analgy!
No.750743
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>>750741
Not quite. Snake sets an example, and you want to follow it. Wanting to be exactly like him is where you're asking for trouble.
>>750742
>grin levels: maximum
Spoken like a true American.
No.750744
>>750742
No I mean being Raiden part.
Being me it kind of...kind of awful?
...then again, it's only as awful as I make it.
>>750743
I don't want to be exactly like him.
I just want to be seen as someone who's almost as good as him.
No.750747
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>>750743
Yes sir thank you sir!
>>750744
If you're not you who are you?
>>750745
>>750746
AAH! ZOMBIES!
No.750748
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>>750746
This had better not be a common ting.
>>750747
Ah! A yankee!
No.750749
>>750747
I am not a zombie!
>rassum frassum
>>750748
It... happens.
No.750750
>>750744
Only almost? Sounds like you're setting the bar a little low. Plus, who's to say there aren't people who already look at you that way?
>>750747
>blinks
...Been a while since I've heard anyone call me "sir."
No.750751
>>750747
I'm nobody.
>...
Jeez, I really am edgy. Might need to tone that down a bit.
A lot.
>>750750
I don't think anybody does.
No.750752
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>>750748
It talks and has an acceeeeeeeeeent!
>;____;
>>750749
A child too! Oh the humanity!
>>750750
I thought you were an officer or something.
>>750751
Is there like a switch we can use?
No.750753
>>750749
>guh
>takes another drag on her cigar
>breathy exhale
I lost concentration one time before, broke my ankle. Took me out of combat a full jear. Lucky Big Boss took my place, let me recover.
>>750752
Facking yanks. Jou wouldn't know un zombi if it bit jou on de tit.
>>750750
And jou, don't tink I forgot about jou.
No.750754
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>>750751
Well, I can't speak for anybody else, but if you ask me, you're just as good as anyone else I know.
>>750752
I... guess you could consider me one? I don't know, I'm just not used to people being formal with me.
No.750755
>>750752
>shakes her head
>>750753
Jou told me. It was nice of him.
No.750756
>all these spic accents
>SPANISH GUITAR INTENSIFIES
No.750757
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>>750752
I don't think so.
If there was, I would've switched it a long time ago.
>>750754
Well that means a lot, again I'm just beating myself up too much.
No.750758
>>750753
I don't speak Portuguese very well, sorry.
>>750754
Alright then Bucky! None of that! I don't like being formal any way.
>>750757
I'll get Akashi to make one!
>totters on out
No.750759
>>750753
Don't worry, I didn't. 'Least I'm in a better mood than before you fell asleep.
>>750757
>shrugs
It happens. You've just gotta move on.
>>750758
Looks like things are gonna be easier for both of us, then.
No.750760
>>750755
Jeah? Guess I forgot which stories I told.
>>750756
>yes
>this is conducive to the ambient VENCEREMOS
>>750758
Pendeja.
>>750759
I hope Boss is not surrounded by idiot yankees like her. I may have to do him a favor.
No.750761
>>750758
I don't think that's how it works but...okay then.
>>750759
Moving on...I'm not good at that either.
>>750756
Sam?!
No.750763
>>750760
HAHA, JES! I am relevant again!
>>750761
>MEMORIES BROKEN THE TRUTH GOES UNSPOKEN
>I'VE EVEN FORGOTTEN MY NAAAAAME
Show me a good time, Jack!
No.750764
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>>750760
As far as I know, Iowa's the only US ship on Outer Heaven. She might be a little... "out there", but her heart's in the right place.
>>750761
Neither am I, but that hasn't stopped me from trying.
No.750765
>>750763
>hanging upside down
>above him
I knew you said your friend would be hard to work with but this...this will be a challenge.
No.750766
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>>750762
Jes. It seems like this encounter was fate.
>>750763
Andale, compadre. Onwards!
>>750764
"In the right place" being? All I saw was squawking. Seagulls do dat too.
No.750767
>>750763
I intend on it!
No seriously, why did you think I'd like the nickname robutt?
>>750764
Trying isn't good enough.
>>750765
...what's that supposed to mean?
No.750768
>>750765
Ehh... I know, but he's a good person!
>sometimes
Think jou can do it?
>>750766
Fate! Jes, I will call this song "fated encounter!"
>>750767
>
Jack, Jack Jack...
I thought it would be funny.
No.750769
>>750766
I should go tend to miss Bala. We can talk like old days later, when I am finished, okay?
>darts off to prepare bacon bits' day
No.750770
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>>750766
She wants to help. To do what's right.
>>750767
Never really understood why people say that. Trying's just another part of making something happen.
No.750771
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>>750767
It means you look like you stepped out of a shock rock video.
If I saw someone like you stepping out from the backstage at an Alice Cooper concert, I'd think everything was business as usual.
>>750768
Ehhhhhh, I might be able to.
It'll take a lot of work, though.
It is...worth a shot, though.
No.750772
>>750770
Well you're just an optimist.
>>750768
It's not.
>200% serious
>>750771
Are you saying I look like a teenage frankenstein?!
No.750773
>>750768
I like de sound of dat.
>>750769
Still so dutiful despite trading hands.
>>750770
I did not get dat impression from five seconds of wondering if she had brain damage.
No.750774
>>750771
Our faith is in you, amore.
>>750772
Oh... well, too late now! Hahaha.
No.750775
>>750772
Not the song that I have in mind but...
>squint
yes. You look like a Teenage Frankenstein.
>>750774
You can trust in me~
I think I'm liking the shoulder blades, that can stay.
But I feel like it's missing something...maybe a helmet, some shin blades, forearm blades, and maybe hand blades just to be sure.
...noooo I don't think that'd work actually.
No.750776
>>750774
>urge to maim: Rising:Revengeance
Saaaaaaaaaaaaaaam.
>>750775
I do not look like a Teenage Frankenstein!
I can't believe this!
No.750777
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>>750772
Of course I am. Cap and I were expected to motivate a whole country once upon a time.
>thumbs up
>>750773
Maybe you're just being judgmental. When I first started fighting, I wasn't exactly Einstein either. Never even finished high school.
No.750778
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>>750775
Are jou saying... turn Jack into Shredder?
>!
What about one of those ninja mouth covers!
>>750776
Whaaaat?
>cheesegrin levels: Smug of the Patriots
No.750779
>>750777
>blink
Maybe I should introduce myself. I am Amanda Valenciano Libre. Comandante of the former FSLN. I did not ever attend a school. I was too busy fighting the Americans for Nicaragua's independence from the Somoza Regime.
>puff
Jou do not see me confusing people with accents for zombis.
No.750780
>>750776
Also what's with the eye shadow?
You don't seem like the type to wear make-up.
>>750778
Not my original intention but uhhhhh...guess my mind drifted to his outfit since it's the first thing I think of when I think of ninja.
But yeah that might work!
No.750781
>>750777
I can't be the same.
I'm usually negative.
>>750778
>calm down, Jack
>caaaaaalm
You're an asshole.
>>750780
It's not eyeshadow!
>yes it is
No.750782
>>750779
>This is gonna be one of those conversations, isn't it.
Nice to meet you, ma'am.
>
...Maybe she was joking?
>>750781
That could always change someday.
No.750783
>>750780
Right? It could!
>>750781
But I am jour asshole. See it is funny because joo don't have one: jour body is robotic!
No.750784
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>>750782
Trust me, Winter Soldier. I know jokes, and I know estupidity.
That was no joke. She is, what do they call it... like the cookies, bimbo?
No.750785
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>>750781
Don't lie to me, I know make-up when I see it.
It doesn't help you look anymore intimidating you know.
>>750783
My old man might have a spare lying around.
Now that won't be enough, we'll have to cover up the rest of him too. I don't think that body is doing him any favors.
Except that errrr...rear end of his.
No.750786
>>750782
Doubt it.
Maybe, but I doubt it.
>>750783
That's gross.
Like really.
>>750785
Says who?
No.750787
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>>750785
De robutt.
>sage nod
>>750786
There is no need to be upset, Jack.
No.750788
>>750784
Bit of a rude way to put it, don't you think?
>>750786
Just remember, when people tell you anything is possible, they're being literal.
No.750789
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>>750788
I do not believe in sugarcoating.
No.750790
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>>750787
Yeah that.
Of course that needs to be covered up too unless your friend happens to like assless chaps.
Also he has an awful attitude about this.
>>750786
Says me, and I'm only here to help you.
No.750791
>>750787
Does this sound upset to you?
>>750788
Anything?
>>750790
Well alright you can actually start by telling me your interests.
What do women ninja do exactly?
No.750792
>>750790
He is being a little ungrateful, huh?
>>750791
Jes. Jes jou do.
No.750793
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>>750791
Why do you--
Wait are you going to...go out with someone of an opposing clan?!
>>750792
Is he always like this?
Because I just might not do this if he keeps acting like this.
No.750794
>>750789
>sighs
Fair enough.
>>750791
Anything. Trust me, predictability gets thrown out of the window after you've worked alongside superheroes.
No.750795
>>750793
Uhhhh maybe?
I don't know...
>>750792
...oh.
Fffffffine I'll try to sound more happy.
>>750794
Well I haven't so I'm still doubtful.
No.750796
>>750794
It is strange. Boss never believed in the concept of nationality. I have not seen Outer Heaven since '74. I hope it hasn't changed too much.
No.750797
>>750793
He is not really... part of a clan. We work together sometimes.
>>750795
We all appreciate it, my friend.
No.750798
>>750797
Yes but this lady he's talking about could be!
>>750795
Better not be, I swear.
No.750799
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>>750795
Well, if anybody on Outer Heaven gets hit with radiation, you might not be so doubtful anymore.
>>750796
There are people over on Outer Heaven who still hold on pretty tightly to their nationality despite Boss' stance on things. Including me.
>shrugs
Way I see it, the only thing that matters is getting rid of people's prejudices. There's nothing wrong with being proud of where you came from, but there is something wrong with judging someone else because of where they came from.
No.750800
>>750799
Times must have changed. He always was a big softie to his men. Let's hope Miss America is not as prejudiced as her first impression.
Portuguese... what a jump.
No.750801
>>750798
What if she is?
>>750799
Don't even joke about that.
No.750802
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>>750800
Give her time. She's still a new recruit, she'll learn to be more polite eventually.
>>750801
>nervous laugh
...Okay, that was in bad taste. Sorry.
No.750803
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No.750804
>>750802
Bah. I do not care about politeness or manners. I just can't stand idiocy.
No.750805
>>750801
That's bad etiquette.
Dating an opposing clan member, that's like the worst thing you can do.
>>750803
If so this is going to be more awkward than I thought.
No.750806
>>750797
Oops.
Yeah yeah I know.
Don't mention it.
>>750802
I can't imagine them with super powers, nor do I want to.
...and I'm imagining it.
>>750805
I'm not even apart of your clan!
No.750807
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>>750804
Nobody starts off smart. It's something that comes with experience.
>frown
Probably just sounds like I'm trying too hard to defend her, doesn't it?
>>750806
Oh... whoops.
No.750808
>>750807
>puff
You put in the work because she is your countryman and you feel bad.
No.750809
>>750805
This is why I called for jour help.
>>750806
>cheesegrin levels dropping
Joo gotta work with us Jack. We wanna help.
No.750810
>>750806
Yes but your best friend's girlfriend is so...by proxy you are associated with the Foot.
That's how it's written in the rulebook.
No.750811
>>750809
Don't worry, I think I might be able to work with this.
No.750812
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>>750807
It's not a pretty picture.
>>750809
>He's...he's not smiling?!
>This is of grim importance!
Alright don't get so upset, I'll let you help me.
>>750810
May I see this rulebook?
No.750813
>>750808
It's more than that. She reminds me of what my life was like before I became the Winter Soldier. Back when I had no idea what I was in for when I first put on my uniform.
>>750812
No... no it isn't.
No.750814
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>>750811
Phew...
>>750812
Yes! Samuel Rodrigues, official wingman!
No.750815
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>>750813
Vicariously defending yourself, ah? This is why Boss banned nationalities, jou know. It is distracting. Pride before reason.
I can't let go either. Which is why I never joined. De FLSN needed me more than I needed him.
No.750816
>>750812
>looks let
>and then right
Nnnnnnno.
Confidential and all that. If she is, you better not be planning any double dates.
>>750814
Don't forget Oroku Karai, official co-wingwoman!
No.750817
>>750813
You're imagining it too?
>>750814
...do I always sound that negative?
>>750816
I'm starting to think this book doesn't exist.
>
...if I am?
No.750818
>>750816
Soon to be Karai Rodrigues, ay?
>eyebrow waggle
Or would I be Oroku Samuel. I never know how ninja things work.
>>750817
Jou really do. See, jou and I are opposite sides of de same coin. I am the happy-go-lucky one, jou are the subdued one.
No.750819
>>750817
You're worrying too much about the little details! Does this book exist, is it a lie? Those questions aren't important!
And it'll be an awkward and painful experience if you are.
>>750818
Nah I'd take your last name.
Ninja marriages are exactly the same as normal marriages...except the master of my clan will be doing the marrying instead of a Priest or something ordinary like that.
No.750820
>>750815
It's more concern than pride, really. If Iowa's not careful, she might not be feeling so happy after she's spent some time in combat.
>>750817
Yeah, but I really wish I wasn't.
No.750821
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>>750818
Might need to tone that down too...
>>750819
What questions are important, then?
>>750820
Now you know my pain.
No.750822
>>750819
Shredder, eh. That'll be fun.
>>750821
That's the spirit!
No.750823
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>>750820
...Jou are telling me that imbecile has never seen combat?
>incredulous
No.750824
>>750821
Yeeep. Starting to understand Spider-Man's whole bit about "great responsibility" a whole lot more now.
>>750823
Can't say for sure, but based on the way she's acting? Probably not.
No.750825
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>>750822
I think he's warming up to you...at last.
>>750821
How're you going to do this?
How're you going to look?
The answer should be the best. You're going to do it the best way possible and you're going to look your best. Which is why I'm here.
...how do you feel about ninja outfits?
No.750826
>>750824
And I'm understanding what I'll be having nightmares about later.
>>750822
Looks like this is working already!
>>750825
Cumbersome and drab.
No thank you.
No.750827
>>750825
Good... yes, why that's very good!
>>750826
And jou just have to keep it up!
No.750828
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>>750824
Hiring combat virgins... what is that man thinking?
Boss and I need to have a talk when he gets back.
No.750829
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>>750826
Well what else can you wear that'll cover up all of...all of that?
>just motions to his entire body
Also you need a new eye like...right now.
>>750827
Isn't it?
I think he's also starting to learn your name too!
No.750830
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>>750826
Guess it's all my fault for putting the idea into your head, isn't it?
>>750828
Everybody's gotta start somewhere... I just hope she can handle the pressure.
No.750831
>>750827
I can only keep it up for so long.
>>750829
I don't see why you keep insisting on that but I have a suit.
And this eyeband lets me see better than any normal eye could! It's great for combat.
>>750830
No I'm sure it would've come to mind eventually.
No.750832
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>>750830
Something about it is... off.
No.750833
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>>750829
Really!?
>>750831
Well, try to hold out.
No.750834
>>750831
A suit might work, buuuuut it wouldn't go with the facemask.
Well you're not looking for action so you don't need it. What you're looking for is some action.
>>750833
I know, isn't it great?
You're finally becoming part of the family!
No.750835
>>750831
Maybe so... still not nice to think about.
>>750832
>eyebrow raise
What do you mean?
No.750836
>>750833
I'll hold out as long as I can but I'm not making any promises.
>>750834
A face mask?
...wait you just said the same word twice but with a different pronunciation. The hell's the difference between action and action?
>>750835
Let's move onto something else to help us forget.
No.750837
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>>750835
I have known Big Boss much longer than you most likely. He is not one to bring in people with no experience: they die too easily.
No.750838
>>750836
Fine with me. Anything you feel like talking about?
>>750837
Like I said, I've got no clue how much experience Iowa has. I'm just worried because she's acting like someone who came straight out of boot camp.
No.750839
>>750834
I have been waiting for this!
>>750836
I can't ask for more than jour best.
No.750840
>>750838
Jou can say that again.
She needs a hardass to not encourage it. Jou better give it to her rough.
>no Amanda with your accent that's doubly lewd
No.750841
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>>750836
Well we need to hide that unfortunate jaw of yours.
And the difference is...you know.
>>750839
I'm not sure what Krang thinks but...who cares what Krang thinks?
No.750842
>>750838
Not really, how about you?
>>750839
Then I'll give you my very best!
>tries to smile
>>750841
>grumbling about his "unfortunate jaw"
No I don't know.
No.750843
>>750841
Does Shredder care?
>>750842
Jou're making me so proud right now.
No.750844
>>750840
>UH
>awkward cough
...Right. I just want to teach her how to handle what war is really like. Like Cap did for me.
>>750842
>shrugs
I mean, my birthday's coming up soon, but other than that...
No.750845
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>>750842
You knooooooooooooow.
>>750843
Not really, no. He mostly uses Krang for ooze and that's it.
No.750846
>>750844
Do what jou gotta do. I got my own compas to take care of, no time for an idiot yankee.
No.750847
>>750843
Really?
Well I'll have to keep this up, then.
>>750844
Happy birthday then.
Have any plans?
>>750845
...
>squint
>sudden realization
Hey!
No.750848
>>750845
Then to hell with Krang!
>>750847
Jack... do it for jou. Not for me.
No.750849
[SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE]
No.750850
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>>750847
Took you long enough.
>>750848
Exactly!
And I think Sendai has always liked you well enough so we're good!
No.750851
>>750846
Hopefully she'll be able to learn a thing or two from me. After all, this won't be the first time I've trained someone.
>>750847
Not really. Don't think too many people at Outer Heaven know, either. It's kind of awkward to tell people you're turning 91 when you look as young as I do.
>>750849
...That doesn't sound good.
No.750852
>>750849
What de fack?!
>Chrysalis flashback goes here
Hombre Nuevo... jou son of a bitch! Come get some! ¡VENCEREEEEEEMOS!
>LAW outta her baggy pantleg
>>750851
>excuse me busy raging here
No.750853
>>750849
Yeah I need to treat myself sometimes!
I've been down and out for too long!
>>750849
Metal...Gear...?!
>
>>750850
Well I'm not looking for action.
>>750851
Well I've known other people with bizarre ages so at least you're not alone.
No.750854
>>750850
Sendai too? Well that settles it!
>>750853
A Metal Gear?!
No.750855
>>750851
>TODAY IS THE DAY THAT WEAPONS LEARNED TO
>WALK
>UPRIGHT
>[metallic dinosaur tank noises]
>>750852
>man the horn guy could barely do it with a Grom and helicopter assistance
>canister bombs a go go
>>750853
>[Metal Gear Sahelanthropus]
>currently trying to sit on the couch
>destroying much of the hall
No.750856
>>750854
...wait really?
>>750853
Yes you are.
Don't deny it.
No.750857
>>750852
>looks at Sahelanthropus
>then back to Amanda
The one day I don't bring explosives...
>>750853
Good point. Guess I've been keeping it low-key for no real reason.
>>750855
>binoculars are go
>looking for anything that resembles a weak point
No.750858
>>750855
Geh...!
>tfw LAW is a one-shot disposable lawnchair
>drops that shit after a shot and books it to safety
Damn it! Who sent that thing here?!
>>750857
What are jou doing? There has to be a rocket launcher somewhere! MOVE!
No.750859
>>750855
>rolls out of the way
THE HELL IS IT DOING?!
Doesn't matter, I'm taking it out of commission!
>unsheathes his sword
>>750854
A Metal Gear!
>>750856
Am not!
I have better things to do than argue with you...like taking down this Metal Gear!
>>750857
Don't worry, I don't blame you.
We all have things to hide even when it really doesn't matter!
No.750860
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>>750855
I guess we just have to cut it down to size.
>>750856
Jes. Just as soon as Jack and I deal with dis.
>>750859
Ready, partner?
>shing goes Murasama
No.750861
>>750857
>well it certainly couldn't be that big node on the left shoulder
>because that would be stupid
>>750858
SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
>pops searcher bots out of its knees
>they float around and start scanning the area
>still hasn't moved from the couch
>>750859
AAAUUUURRRK
>reaching for its sword-whip
>whipcrack
>metallic archaea flying off it
>all the metal nearby is spontaneously rusting
>uh
>ohhhhhhhhh
>>750860
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>smashes the side table with the remote on it
No.750862
>>750859
...right.
Well have fun with that.
>>750860
I'd help but most of my weapons don't seem like they'd be real handy against that thing.
No.750863
>>750858
Somehow, I don't think we'll be that lucky.
>>750859
That's one way to look at it.
>>750861
>it's just stupid enough for me to try anyway
>climbs up onto what's left of the roof
>throws the freedom frisbee at the Metal Gear's shoulder
No.750864
>>750860
Ready--
>>750861
>sword instantly rusts up
>and his body isn't too far behind
Dammit!
Who the hell designed this thing?!
>>750862
>muffled "I'm not."
>rust has not been kind to Jack's jaw
>>750863
>trying to talk
>it's not woooooorking
No.750865
>>750861
>nigga
>git sum Reverse Swallow
Temper temper! That is now how jou get jour tendies!
>>750862
We have high frequency blades! Jou should invest in some!
>>750864
>blink
>Murasama's fine
Jou really should have custom made jour sword-OH NO RAIDEN JOUR BODY!
No.750866
>>750863
>wait no it's just a prank bro
>[direct hit]
>Democracy Disc flies out the other side
...
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>750864
>heavy machinery noises
>click
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>750865
>R-R-Reflex Mode
>oh look a tiny psychic kid
>[angry telepathic Russian] as the bot goes boom
No.750867
>>750861
Shut up, jou!
>slinks off into the Hall
>>750863
>hucks a paper airplane at Buck
"run, fool"
No.750868
>>750865
Maybe I should.
Also I think your friend has seen better days.
>>750864
>pokes him
No.750869
>>750864
Aw, hell, it got Raiden already!
>>750866
>annnd back into Bucky's hand it goes
Nailed it.
>>750867
Huh?
>looks at the airplane
...Oh.
>GOTTA RUN FAST
No.750870
>>750865
>muffled cries for help
>>750866
>SUCH A RUST FOR REVENGE
>>750868
>falls over
>muffled rage
>>750869
>I bet this wouldn't have happened to Snake
>he's not made of metal
No.750871
>>750866
...I am going to bill Boss for Raiden's repairs.
>>750868
I know!
>cheesegrin: no
>we have entered Sad Sam territory
>>750869
Nice hit on the weak point.
>>750870
>scoops the brobot up
Raiden... we will get jou a new body. Call Doktor.
No.750872
>>750867
>oh hey, it's the not-Meryl lady
>>750869
>this is bullshit 1v1 me on Rust kid you won't
...?
>>750870
>ohhhhhhhhh
>floating above Raiden
>so that's what that does
>>750871
>a ninja man!
No.750873
>>750871
We'll make him better!
Trust me, we will!
>>750870
Got him good too. Being made of metal doesn't have its advantages...
Sorry Jack.
No.750874
>>750870
>shh
>happy thoughts, Raiden
>happy thoughts
>>750871
Thanks. Looks like I haven't forgotten how to pull off throws like that after all.
>>750872
>I'm from the forties and what are video games
...Wait, you brought the Metal Gear here?
No.750875
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>>750872
Jou hurt my friend.
>
>>750873
I will get him to de best people I can.
>>750874
Watch the kid.
>sprints off with Raiden's head
No.750876
>>750871
>gets Doktor on the line
>"Raiden?! Oh dear now isn't this a predicament..."
>"I've heard of being stiff as a board but this...this is quite ridiculous."
>muffled yelling
>"Too soon? Don't worry Raiden, I'll have a new body whipped right up for you soon. This one will be more...rust resistant."
>>750872
>why
>why would you do this
>>750873
>anger falling slowly
>>750874
>"And you! You must be Bucky! That is a veeeeery impressive arm you've got there."
No.750877
>>750874
>[inhale]
>[exhale]
>gas masks don't make for good conversation
>>750875
[!]
>pop
No.750879
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>>750875
I'll do what I can.
>>750876
Uh... thanks. Who are you?
>>750877
I'll take that as a y- annnd he's gone.
No.750880
>was the swamp water always red
No.750882
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No.750884
>>750883
>spoopy banchou voice from the swood
>in yo hed nig
>oogity boogity
>So you're my new wielder, huh. Take care'a me, yeah? Treat a sword right, it'll treat you right.
No.750885
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>>750884
>
>wut
>wut
>squeeze the handle
>Nic no that doesn't do anything
No.750886
>>750885
>Oi! Watch the grip! The hell, you're some kinda freak? Never felt a grip that tight.
No.750887
>>750886
>...
>well
>why not
>Twilight.
>spinning the swood around
>In my head?
No.750888
>>750887
>Yeah. In your head. Name's Doutanuki Masakuni, but that's a damn mouthful. Sword'll do.
>Least you ain't gabbin' out loud to yourself like a lunatic.
No.750889
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>>750888
>
>Nico.
>holding swood next to his ear
>HMMMMMMMMMMMM
>Talking sword, huh.
No.750890
>>750889
>Coulda done more, 'cept you're stepping on what used to be my body.
No.750891
>>750890
>grin: very yes
>Don't need it anymore
>must test the sword
>'Old sword was an otachi. Hope you hold up.''
>stalkan off
No.750892
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>>750891
>Must not know just what I am: I cup that dumb helmet when no other sword could.
>Gimme a swing, it's been too long since I was just a sword again.
>swoodgrin in Nico's head
No.750893
Nice and quie-why is everything rusted?
No.750894
>Starts to mix up a salad
No.750895
>>750893
Biological weapon that attacks metal. Clearly doesn't work on your armor. Or my anything. Don't worry too much about it.
No.750896
>>750895
Good thing I bought another cloak just in case.
No.750897
>>750896
A cloak over armor?
No.750898
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>>750897
It doubles as a cloth to clean gore off.
I never expected something as inconsequential as a layer of slick blood and intestine to interrupt my jobs but one time I slipped and fell down a canyon and into a lava pool.
Never again.
No.750899
>>750898
Every hunter has their embarrassing story. I got cut in half and shot through the core once when I was talking to my partner. Took a year to get repaired.
No.750900
>crawls in through the window
>yaaaaawn
>stretch
Oh man what a nap.
>looks around
Boy I don't remember this place being this rusty...almost as if I woke up in the future or something.
Oh no.
No.750901
>God'sCall.mp3
>>750900
>joy mutant?
>hrrrrhh
Welcome to the future. Hand over your nudie mags.
No.750902
>>750901
Nudie mags are thing in the future?
I thought computerized pornography would've overtaken them by now...
No.750903
No.750904
>>750902
>guess he doesn't have any
>snorts
The White Flash didn't leave many computers. Magazines are the only currency we have.
No.750905
File: 1456877132152.png (229.52 KB, 600x436, 150:109, Killer, healer, what's the….png)
>>750904
Magazines are currency?
Hot damn I told my wife that my old copies of National Lampoon would be valuable someday!
...no you can't have them.
No.750906
File: 1456877537732.png (1.05 MB, 1271x1920, 1271:1920, 408bb00f1033dc67f95d6285fb….png)
>>750905
>pulls the dinky sword off of her back
>points it at him with all the levity of a puppy chewing a slipper
As the ruler of Olathe, I demand you hand over everything you own.
>...
Sh-shithead
No.750907
No.750908
>>750906
I mean that sounds like a deal and a half here but...I have so many unanswered questions about the future!
Questions that need answers!
No.750909
File: 1456877951331.jpg (69.41 KB, 719x1280, 719:1280, tumblr_nx72x3bbF01tcmqd4o1….jpg)
>>750908
There is no cure for Joy mutation, don't ask.
>scowls
Ask then, spiky man.
No.750910
File: 1456878058503.jpg (93.55 KB, 425x662, 425:662, 2868391-annual_avengers__1….jpg)
>>750909
Why would I need that, I'm a walking cure?!
Aaaanyway, how far are we into the future? I can see we're not in the shiny and chrome future yet...can't be that far.
No.750911
>>750910
...you're also immune?
>that means
>that this thing
>is a woman
Today is the present day. I don't know when the past was.
No.750912
>>750911
I guess? Never even heard of it before.
And the present?! So my future is your present...interesting.
Alright so that holds up. Almost everybody whoever came here is looong dead...only I can carry on its legacy!
No.750913
File: 1456878603555.png (431.94 KB, 712x1200, 89:150, tumblr_o037s7MwQh1rqls61o1….png)
>>750912
It's a drug. An insipid, horrible drug. And if you know what's good for you, you'll keep it out of your fat gullet.
>BRAAAAAAD
You may live in Olathe if you please, but you will be expected to follow the same rules as everyone else, sticky white man.
No.750914
File: 1456878716990.jpg (85.24 KB, 1069x748, 1069:748, db660a83f85b007abd545c9c44….jpg)
>>750913
All drugs are bad drugs!
No need to tell me that twice!
...Olathe? What the hells an Olathe?! THIS IS AMERICA!
AMEEEEEERIIIIIICAAAAAA!
>looks on the ground
>sees a rusted out broken sword
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
No.750915
>>750914
>jeez
>j e e z
I don't know what that is. I just know I live in Olathe.
>brandishes her polished sword
>sucker
No.750916
>>750915
I guess that's what America's called in the future...
>picks the rusty ass sword up
There's a funny story behind this sword...I recognize it.
>looks around
I recognize it all.
No.750917
File: 1456879685008.png (589.56 KB, 665x959, 95:137, tumblr_nxbs15C2s21rcn5v4o1….png)
>>750916
>everyone's always got a story about before the Flash
>like they think I'm missing out on something
>stupid grandpas
What's the sword from, then.
No.750918
>>750917
It was from an elf...at least I swear he was an elf.
Okay he was a robot elf but still. That's an elf. Nobody can tell me it's not.
Aaanyway, he used this sword. He was a lonely elf, so I thought he was looking for someone. Then another elf who was looking for someone came in, the description matched so I did what I do best and reunited them...as it turns out they didn't know each other at all.
But I'm sure that they banged anyway so I still did some good. I mean I don't know if they did. They're probably like...dead now. But when they were alive I'm sure they did!
Aheeheheheheh...
>sigh
Ohhh I'm gonna miss times like those. Feels like yesterday I was just browsing that old complaint box...but it wasn't yesterday. It was to me, but this is the future...
No.750919
File: 1456880531702.png (28.96 KB, 852x667, 852:667, tumblr_o116vcHn6P1rzbthto1….png)
>>750918
>isn't that the complaint box behind him
>I even put one in
So you made two elves rut. Let's hope their offspring survived until this generation.
>I could use a knife-ear family in my army
>fufufu
No.750920
>>750919
Can robot elves even procreate with other elves?
...hmmmm. We'll have to find them, for science!
>looks around
>sees the complaint box
>it's still as new as ever
>and out of the vault
THAT THING WON'T DIE.
No.750921
File: 1456880921033.png (109.58 KB, 750x653, 750:653, 69111639132f14961e54f5c3f8….png)
>>750920
We can't donate their bodies to science, they're still useful.
>tries to cleave the box in two
>her sword gets stuck in the lid
>yanks and heaves to try and get it out
No.750922
>>750921
This sword is a clue! They must be around here somewhere...
And don't bother. I've tried burning that thing, burying it, and locking it up.
It's cursed.
No.750923
File: 1456881497740.png (347.7 KB, 1188x1920, 99:160, tumblr_nqfltpQ5N21tfi11do1….png)
>>750922
>pries it free, tumbling backward in the process
Ugh...what draws out elves? Other than fighting dwarves. We have none of those.
No.750924
>>750923
>pulls out "All You Need To Know About Mythical Creatures" book
Finally! It took yeeeeaaars but this book finally pays off.
Leeeet's see.
>looks into the book
Mmhmmm...
Elf mating call.
No.750925
>>750924
...
>narrows her eyes
Just so that you're aware, if one of the elves tries to mate with me, I'll kill it. How do you do the call.
No.750926
>>750925
Well...
>squint
That's a very specific noise.
Apparently you've got to go ARRRRROUUGUUGHGHGH!
No.750927
File: 1456881927734.png (102.39 KB, 540x784, 135:196, ab2eb3ca76c8ff41c030edc415….png)
>>750926
>how in the hell does that make their loins wet
>shifts uncomfortably
...they must not be in season.
No.750928
File: 1456882087637.jpg (296.93 KB, 588x453, 196:151, draft_lens18194954module15….jpg)
>>750927
Probably didn't hear me. Lemme try again with more effort this time.
More finesse.
>ahem
>COUGH COUGH COUGH
ARRRRRRROOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHH
No.750929
>>750928
>peaks through the door
Jesus Christ what the hell is that noise?
I come back here after having to be reinstalled into this old body only to hear th--
Oh god not you.
No.750930
File: 1456882316136.png (313.78 KB, 1280x1656, 160:207, tumblr_nsl4yy4egD1qfngldo1….png)
>>750928
>peeks down from the attic
Is something dying...?
No.750931
File: 1456882462078.jpg (179.78 KB, 939x623, 939:623, laughing_antivenom_by_mats….jpg)
>>750929
Robo elf, you're alive!
And rocking a new body...guess the future got to you good.
The future was not kind to you, what happened to your jaaaaaaaw?
>>750930
Ninja elf, you're alive too!
...you look exactly the same. Guess the future is kind to some.
No.750932
File: 1456882591680.jpg (354.41 KB, 1280x1138, 640:569, unveiled_by_scarlet2summer….jpg)
>>750931
...Mr. Venom, it's been four days since I last saw you. You haven't traversed the current of time.
Your Duran Duran records are even still up here
No.750933
>>750931
Future-- the hell are you going on about you whackjob?!
And this isn't a new body, it's actually old and outdated.
>>750930
Slowly.
No.750934
>>750932
...hm.
Then how come everything is rusty?!
Checkmate!
>>750933
...huh.
So you had to migrate to old hardware due to the war?
I'm so sorry.
No.750935
File: 1456882856973.jpg (30.97 KB, 384x494, 192:247, bf63a974ca44cf676ec0e6f013….jpg)
>>750933
You'll have to bury my poor ears with it.
>my very sensitive elf ears
>covering them with her hands
>>750934
...things have always been rusty here. I don't think this building has been properly maintained in years.
No.750936
>>750934
What?! No, I had to switch hardware because my body became rusty just like the rest of this place!
And it's rusty because of the Metal Gear that attacked not because of the future!
My sword was also a casualty of the Metal Gear. I'm having my other body de-rusted by Dok and getting a stronger sword. One that won't rust.
>>750935
I'd help but I'm not sure how I'd help.
Not good with ears.
No.750937
File: 1456883082430.jpg (412.01 KB, 808x668, 202:167, It's just like one of my j….jpg)
>>750935
I have a good memory, I know when things are or aren't more rusty than us--
>>750936
...oh.
Looks like I've been led astray! SMECKLEDORFED!
Looks like everything's gonna be okay!
No.750938
File: 1456883755296.png (376.64 KB, 832x1106, 416:553, 35fe60eadd57840c082529c829….png)
>>750936
Ah yes, artificial ears. You're lucky, you could probably turn yours off.
>>750937
That's not even a word. But I digress.
No.750939
>>750937
That even a word?
>>750938
Actually these ears are natural, remember?
Only everything below my head is artificial.
No matter how useful that might be.
>chuckle
>tries smiling
No.750940
>>750938
>>750939
Smeckledorf is a word, just as much as wumbo is.
No.750941
File: 1456884179828.png (623.47 KB, 1176x874, 588:437, 5205b9e2ff4b2b75b898e1c279….png)
>>750940
...wumbo...?
>I haven't even taken wumbology
>>750939
Oh? I didn't see them under the metal...
>taps the space where his ears are gently
It would certainly make this place more tolerable. Specifically when the screaming mercenaries are here.
No.750942
>>750940
...I've never heard that word either.
>>750941
Well can't have everything.
This body is more outdated than my usual one too so...that's even more of a problem.
And what screaming mercenaries?
No.750943
>>750941
>
Whaaaaat?!
>>750942
You elves are an uneducated folk.
>shakes his head
What a shame.
No.750944
File: 1456884788398.png (632.87 KB, 1231x1000, 1231:1000, 7bbc84dca00dc93049f6cc5207….png)
>>750943
I'll have to get the crash course another time.
>>750942
The Outlaws, I think they call themselves.
Outdated? What happened to your usual body...?
No.750945
>>750943
More lik--
I AM NOT AN ELF
>>750944
Riiiight I sometimes associate...with one of their members but other than that I know nothing of them.
And my usual body rusted up thanks to an encounter earlier today. I'm having it fixed up, surprised you didn't notice the difference.
No.750946
>>750944
You better! Need to adjust to this world.
>>750945
YOU CAN'T LIE TO ME, ROBOELF!
I KNOW YOUR SECRET!
No.750947
File: 1456886168019.png (181.51 KB, 600x591, 200:197, 4e584ac5205f59649694214e05….png)
>>750945
...now that you mention it...
>not as sleek as it usually is
It still functions adequately, I hope.
No.750948
>>750946
>REEEEEEEEEEE
What do I have to do to show you I'm not an elf?
>>750947
It does, thank goodness.
What do you think of it?
No.750949
>>750948
...
>HMMMMMM
Nothing you can do, I'm 99.9% sure you're an elf.
That's a 0.01% chance that you're not.
No.750950
File: 1456887483303.jpg (702.5 KB, 859x1040, 859:1040, 5a5d96a0dd8b7e912fa2a4ac5c….jpg)
>>750948
Certainly not a bad chassis. I like the helmet...!
No.750951
>>750949
...where'd you get those percentages?
>>750950
>face turns white as a ghost
Really? Well thank you, maybe I should wear it a bit more.
No.750952
>>750951
Uhhhh...from this book.
>pulls out "All You Need To Know About Mythical Creatures"
You match every single thing this book says about elves.
Besides the ears but you probably lost those in like...a great elf war or something.
No.750953
>>750951
You should. And maybe I'll let my hair down more often.
>snaps down her mask and winks discreetly
Got to be off. Until we meet again.
>tosses a Deku Nut at the ground
>gone
No.750954
>>750952
>takes the book
...this is an empty dust cover.
>>750953
There she goes...
...I was gonna ask her out but I didn't!
Ahhhh dammit! Guess I got distracted.
'Least we got to talk. Next time I swear...
No.750955
>>750954
>looks at the dust cover
So it is.
Well how 'bout that.
>cough cough
I'm sure you'll do it next time, BRRRRRRRAPPLEDOUGH. Or not.
I've done the next time thing many a' times myself.
...you aren't gonna do it. Just like an elf wouldn't.
No.750956
>>750955
Hah! Like that's gonna work.
No.750957
>>750956
Well whatever you say, elf.
Now I know you've got to be one.
>walks out the front door
Feels good to be in the present.
No.750958
>>750957
...I hate that guy.
No.750959
File: 1456891551408.jpg (28.82 KB, 640x651, 640:651, Armor-Batsuit-Batman-V-Sup….jpg)
Dear Lord, walking in this is like trying to walk a tank. How does Old Bruce use this thing?
No.750960
>>750959
What in the name of...
That some kinda armor?
No.750961
>>750960
Yeah, and it's worn by a man on his late seventies
No.750962
>>750961
I was about to say, if that's cyborg tech I guess I'm not the only out da--
Wait hold up. How does an old man wear that clunker?
No.750963
>standing outside, travel pack slung over his pauldron
>side-eyeing all the rusted metal pretty hard
Nothing. They must be stationed outside of the system and warping in raiding parties. When's the last time you picked up activity?
>"There hasn't been any direct attacks for the past two days, sir."
I'll see what I can do about getting us some Metallic Archaea munitions for the gunships, should they attack again in force.
In the meantime, just hold tight here. And uh, "stay frosty".
>the troopers just give him a look
...Alright, I won't say that again.
No.750964
>>750963
Foooooooordooooooo.
Come on, did you really just say stay frosty?
No.750965
>>750964
You don't get to judge, you tried to bring "wizard" back.
>
So was that a no to the promotion thing we were talking about, or.
No.750966
>>750965
Tried? I'm still trying!
You should've said wizard instead of frosty, because that's the wizard thing to do.
And I have decided that you indeed deserve a promotion.
No.750967
>>750966
Stay wizard just doesn't have the same ring or meaning, though.
I'd argue it sounds even more silly. Let's agree to just use regular terminology.
>troopers golf clapping in the background
Thank you, sir. It means a lot to me.
No.750968
>>750967
Make no mention of it, commander.
No.750969
>>750968
>stands up slightly straighter and prouder
I assume you're aware of the current droid situation.
No.750970
>>750969
Yes I am...just when I thought things couldn't get anymore confusing.
No.750971
File: 1456896498549.jpg (219.23 KB, 800x296, 100:37, pom_teaser_2_preview_by_jo….jpg)
>>750970
If it can get worse, it will. Personally, I'd have thought we would have reached the peak of nonsense ages ago.
How would you go about dealing with them? They're being backed by Count Dooku, and you're more familiar with him than I.
No.750972
>>750971
Dooku, hm?
Well maybe I can deal with him like I did a loooooong time ago.
No.750973
>>750972
Well, yes, removing his head from his body usually does the trick.
But the point is, how would you go about reaching him and destroying his forces.
You were known for your extravagant plans. They usually worked.
No.750974
>>750973
Simple.
How many dropships do we still have?
No.750975
>>750973
You're still worried about that Dooku?
No.750976
>>750974
Plenty. Why?
>>750975
Not necessarily worried, I just don't get to do this all that often anymore.
No.750977
>>750976
Good, we'll need them. With the troops ever expanding, I think we'll have more than enough forces to deal with the CIS easily.
No.750978
>>750976
Those two mobile suit pilots are planning to strike back if the CIS continue to press their invasion. Maybe you could coordinate an attack.
No.750979
>>750977
While I'm inclined to agree, throwing away the lives of my men is not, and has never been something I'm willing to do.
>>750978
I considered contacting Char about it, but he passed out again before I could establish a transmission.
Most of those suits could run circles around everything even we've got, especially that-- What was it called? Jehuty?
No.750980
>>750979
They won't be throwing their lives away, what I'm suggesting is that we get some heavy artillery for the dropships.
And I mean heavy artillery. Their poorly constructed machinery will stand no chance against us.
No.750981
>>750979
According to my database, that "Jehuty" is pretty impressive even by my standards.
No.750982
>hup
>looking around
...?
>oh god the psychic kid was here
No.750983
File: 1456898005218.jpg (179.88 KB, 600x832, 75:104, fordo___tsod_promo_image_b….jpg)
>>750980
That's doable. Lone gunships can already do some pretty heavy damage.
I'll see what I can do about getting Metallic Archaea for the gunships. Boss already said he'd provide what we need.
Question is whether or not it will work in the vacuum of space, or ship hulls.
>>750981
It'd certainly make this a cakewalk. But I'm not so sure its pilot would work without some persuasion. Or money.
No.750984
File: 1456898005663.png (113.94 KB, 417x408, 139:136, tumblr_m20jduUDTr1qj0cyno1….png)
>bandaging her arm
Estupid Metal Gear...
No.750985
File: 1456898067114.jpg (116.58 KB, 850x639, 850:639, sample-251ec1eb420e16dc697….jpg)
>>750983
Neither would I. Freelancing costs money, you know.
No.750986
File: 1456898104716.jpg (152.69 KB, 850x997, 850:997, sample-61ce42152967a760072….jpg)
>>750983
>robot man that works for Boss
>not rusted
>rust-resistant polymer?
>>750984
...??
No.750987
>>750983
Start testing absolutely as soon as possible, we're going to take this war to them.
No.750988
>>750986
>blink
>that is an abject lack of clothes
Who are jou?
No.750989
File: 1456898398080.jpg (199.22 KB, 850x1189, 850:1189, sample-7ef8f8841df7b1ae3dc….jpg)
>>750988
>goody
>my favorite question
>why the hell did I leave my notecards with Boss
...
...
No.750990
>>750985
I'll figure something out. I'd rather not rely on other people's superweapons to solve my own battles, anyways.
>>750986
>Mandalorian Iron, uniquely resistant material
>Also standing outside, so
>>750987
I'll contact engineering. Key is making the clouds small enough as to not effect our own gear.
And I like the sound of that, sir.
No.750991
>>750990
>you can't tell
>but he's happy with that
Good, it looks like we have this all planned out then.
Time to destroy the CIS...again.
No.750992
>>750990
I'll keep watching. That's free, at least.
No.750993
>>750989
I heard reports about jou, if you are "Quiet".
>cigar go
>puff
No.750994
>>750990
>not the best conversationalist anyway
>ghosts outside for a peek
>shakes her head
>das a bad idea, b0ss
>>750993
>I'm pretty sure that's what Ocelot said to Boss word for word...
>...
>did Boss get a sex change?
>headtilt
No.750995
>>750991
What is this, the third time? Fourth?
Maybe these aren't even the same people, battle droids aren't exactly hard to make.
>>750992
Expect quite the show.
>>750994
>Which is why we're not going in there
>[Scanning...]
>just kinda
>staring
No.750996
File: 1456898805616.jpg (244.53 KB, 516x733, 516:733, e63b4f8013c567831c819c0a5c….jpg)
>>750994
A sniper with super powers... Boss really stepped up from de 70's.
No.750997
File: 1456898814465.jpg (615.01 KB, 1000x547, 1000:547, tumblr_n7duvf5GkC1s5wskpo1….jpg)
No.750998
>>750995
But then how would you explain Dooku?
No.750999
File: 1456898987864.jpg (109.21 KB, 698x1024, 349:512, c21d5d6df87f96e2ad7515a3e8….jpg)
>>750995
>?
>??
>knocks on his helmet
>>750996
>cigar: [X]
>olive drab: [X]
>guns: [X]
>scarf: [?]
...
>>750997
>!
>taps Sinful Booterfly
No.751000
>>750997
Snake?
>notes the facial surgery scars, missing arm and head-shrapnel
No... a pretender to de throne. Convincing, too.
>>750999
Jou can call me Amanda.
...Well, if jou could talk.
No.751001
>>750998
Maybe it's an actor. Smoke and mirrors. A clone.
Or just another parallel version, like what happened with you.
>
I hope such a thing never happens to me.
>>750999
>uh
Can I help you?
No.751002
>>751001
All good theories, but we can never be sure.
Cloning a person with the force has proven near impossible so we can rule that out.
The actor thing might hold true though...or maybe the parallel version. Who knows?
I don't care to find out either.
No.751003
File: 1456899250746.png (397.46 KB, 500x669, 500:669, tumblr_nvtzvvA7C31r2ytrvo1….png)
>>750999
Where is it?
>>751000
Not a pretender Amanda. A Phantom.
No.751004
>>751000
>tracing "Amanda" with a finger
>staring at the scarf
>Girl Boss seems nice
...
>>751001
>sketching a picture of Kid Mantis in the rust on the floor
>[?]
>>751003
Mm.
>shaking the gun
>lemme shoot dat ciggie, boy
No.751005
>>751003
A body double, then. I am not surprised, Big Boss has certainly made too big a name for himself to allow something like assassination.
>>751004
>blatantly staring
Do jou need to be naked to turn invisible like dey say jou can?
No.751006
>>751002
Have we seen him use the force yet? It's been a while since I rewatched the transcripts.
That's one of the few things I'm not capable of dealing with directly, the force.
Nothing's stopping whoever from just tossing me against the wall, or crushing me into a cube.
>
I probably shouldn't say these things out loud.
>>751004
>takes a small step back from the rust
The floating kid? He brought that Metal Gear with him here, from what I understand. S'where all the rust came from.
I think I prefer him when he's not an adult.
No.751007
File: 1456899637066.png (344.65 KB, 456x772, 114:193, tumblr_mvwv0de8IH1s4rr21o7….png)
>>751004
Fine, but if you see my lighter, lemmie know. I like that lighter.
>>751005
Its actually kind of fun to watch people try and figure out the whole two Bosses thing.
No.751008
>>751005
>uh
>points at the bikini and leggings
>not naked, fam
>parasite tats up anyways
>voip
>>751006
>nodnod
>jabs at it with the butt of her rifle
>>751007
>eeeeee
>>
No.751009
>>751006
Seriously you're practically asking for it to happen.
And I'm unsure for I was not around when he was.
No.751010
>>751007
He is an old man now. Honestly it should not take more than a minute.
>>751008
Boss calls dat "naked".
>now das sum accuracy
I'm a leetle jealous.
No.751011
File: 1456899853559.jpg (132.01 KB, 710x546, 355:273, Master Plo is fucking weir….jpg)
>>751008
>rust
>why did it have to be rust
Right, come back anytime.
>>751009
It's alright, you're the only force user here at the moment.
>
Right? You'd have sensed another one.
No.751012
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>>751008
>deep inhale
Aaaahhh. That's good tobacky
So what's new?
>>751010
Don't mean it ain't fun.
No.751013
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>>751011
IF I were on this planet but you need to remember I'm expanding beyond that once again.
Whether he is or isn't is still up in the air.
No.751014
>>751010
>???
>points at spic chan's tank top
>I don't judge
>>751011
>weird
>>751012
>points at her picture of Tretij
>sketches a hamburger next to it with a crying Kaz
>maybe getting distracted adding all the tears
No.751015
>>751012
So who were jou. Before jou became the shadow of the Boss.
>>751014
It is a shirt. Nevermind.
No.751016
>>751014
So the kid ruined or didn't like one of Kaz's burgers?
>>751015
Just a simple combat medic
No.751017
>>751013
Just have to keep my distance, then. No-one can deflect shots from a Larty.
I'll be in the area. You know how to contact me.
>holds up a hand
>various troopers pop out from behind trees
Heads up, boys. We're on the move.
>
No.751018
>>751017
We'll keep in contact, Commander.
No.751019
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>>751015
>...
>staring at the M1911
>desire to Ocelot Hands: maybe
>>751016
>draws an arrow connecting Tretij and Kaz
>and then a whale on fire underneath
No.751021
>>751016
Modest like him too. I can see where people may confuse the two of jou.
Nothing was ever simple with that man.
...Oye, do jou know what happened to my hermanito. To Chico?
Miller said he... died, in the extraction. But nobody told me when or how.
>>751019
>never met Ocelot
>wouldn't get it
It's nothing fancy. Engravings and all that serve no function.
No.751022
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>>751020
>youuuuuuuuuu stay over there
>>751021
>Chico
>didn't people use to say I was that guy but with boobs
>double weird
...
>looking at the tiny engraving of her own face on snipper's stock
No.751023
>>751022
>youuuuuuuuuuuuuuu like men
No.751024
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>>751019
I see. Anything else I should know about?
>>751020
Stop messing with Master Miller.
He's been really sensitive lately.
>>751021
Couldn't tell you for sure. But if Kaz said he died then...well...I'm sorry.
No.751025
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>>751022
>?
>why is she cute
>why is she so cute
>>751024
I want to know who did it, Snake.
I want revenge.
No.751026
>>751023
>YOU CAN SEE INSIDE MY MIND!?
>>751024
>ghosts out
>back with her notecards
>"Miller says you need to stop wearing the Naked Animals uniform and demanding everyone call you Punished Anaconda"
>>751025
>secret parasite technique
>very expensive
...?
No.751027
>>751024
>I want revenge, too, eyepatch guy.
>They broke my toy.
>>751026
>( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
No.751028
>>751025
Its 2016. They're probably already dead. Hell, I technically died in 95.
>>751026
But its fun.
Cause My Anaconda Don't Want None Unless You Got Buns Hun.
No.751029
>>751026
>aaaaa
What?
>>751028
Goddammit.
>scowling
No.751030
>spinning his guns intensely
No.751031
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>>751027
>"You're not allowed in my cell anymore"
>>751029
>thinking
>thinking
>nodding
>scribbles a skull on a fresh card
No.751032
>>751028
>>751031
>I am the double reatard
No.751033
>>751027
....which toy?
>>751029
Yeah its weird. They don't put out cassette tapes anymore.
No.751034
>>751029
>[inhale]
>[exhale]
>>751030
>cowboy pop bob!
>>751033
>The big one. The one the crying man made.
>I'm not good at guessing games.
No.751035
>>751030
A cowboy...
>>751031
>uh
>uh
Uh...
>>751033
What a shame. And I just stole a Walkman from a body too.
>>751034
>UH?
More super powered people...
No.751036
>>751034
Huh?
Hey who let you out?
>>751035
Not exactly, but about as close as you can get to these days.
No.751037
>>751035
>She doesn't even know.
>I'm getting really good at this!
>>751036
>?
>floating cartwheels
>I did.
No.751038
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>>751035
>guh
>nudges at Spin Cat
>ask him
No.751039
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>>751036
At least one yankee isn't a brain dead idiot.
Oye, you work for the Boss, jeah? Do jou know what happened to Chico? To mi hermanito?
>>751037
Who said that?!
>>751038
>oh
>oh
Thanks, chica.
No.751040
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>>751034
Can I just buy you a Gameboy? Will a Gameboy fix this?
>>751035
I find em still at resale shops. But nothing past the nineties
>>751038
The kid isn't picking on you is he?
No.751041
>>751037
Ahh well doesn't matter, what does matter is that you're going back to your room.
>>751039
Chico...?
Oh now that brings back memories...wish they were good ones but most experience I had a' him was cleaning up the remains...
He was killed in a chopper crash years ago. I guess if one man is to blame it'd be Skull Face.
No.751042
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>>751039
You have received a thumbs up from Quiet the sexy snipper
>sexiness and affordable snippers will come to you, but only if you say "thanks chica"
>>751040
>"I don't think he's dropped enough balls to know how to pick on people."
>"Where's that Hawaiian shirt I got you."
No.751043
>>751039
>I did.
>[kaffkaff]
>I think I did pretty good.
>>751040
>Yes.
>I mean, I have the chicken hat. You can't see me.
>Giiiiiiiiiiiive Tretij a Gaaaaaaaaamebooooooooooy
>>751041
>Tell me I'm pretty good, cat man!
No.751044
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>>751040
Do they even make them past that?
>>751041
And he's dead, isn't he.
I'm going to take a piss on his grave.
>>751042
So jou can talk.
>>751043
>whirling around
>1911 out
Come on out!
No.751045
>>751043
>sigh
You're pretty good.
>>>751044
Not quite.
Though I haven't seen him around I hear he's still alive on Outer Heaven...somehow.
No.751046
>>751042
In my closet. I gotta keep it nice until I have to look dressy, but not too formal.
>>751043
>pulls out a Gameboy Color
Lucky you, this one's in color.
The only game I have for it is Tetris.
>>751044
Yeah, but all the ones after that are shit.
No.751047
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>>751044
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>new sign
>"Technical difficulties"
>>751046
>"I thought you'd look like Adam Sandler."
>mild pouting
>"Did your horn get longer."
>"Also I think I just talked and might die"
No.751048
>>751044
>right here, spic chan
>Put your controller on the floor
>>751045
>That's better.
>Is Eli still inside you, I wanna talk to him.
>>751046
>??
>floating it over
>Blocks...
>game freezes as soon as he touches it
>I think I broke it
No.751049
>>751045
Where.
>pulls the slide on her pistol back
He won't be alive for long.
>>751046
Jou people are harboring my brother's killer. I hope jou don't get upset when I end him.
>>751047
>blink
>???
Jou look worried.
>>751048
>!!
>rrr
Get outtof my head!
No.751050
>>751048
...yeah sure.
>cough cough
Hey Tretji it's Eli, it'd be really cool if you went to your room without any kind of opposition.
Yeah.
>>751049
Like I said, I haven't sen 'im around. Don't really trust him anyway...
But good luck with that, from what I hear those parasites inside him have made him nigh invulnerable.
No.751051
>>751049
>Why?
>I think the skull man is funny too, so you don't get to hurt him.
>>751050
>Oh, ok-
>Eli never called me Tretij. He called me Mantis.
>do not anger the psi-shota
No.751052
>>751047
Maybe if we pretend you didn't nothing will happen.
>>751048
Can't help you there kid.
>>751049
Who are we harboring?
>>751050
Ocelot, are we harboring anyone?
No.751053
>>751049
>"I can't talk."
>>751052
>"I think"
>"It's working."
>"Do we really have Skull Face? We have Volgin's gross dead body too for some reason."
No.751054
>>751050
Tch! There has to be something!
>>751051
Go to Hell!
>>751052
What kind of estupid name is "Skull Face" anyways.
This kid is saying he won't let me avenge my brother too. What de fack.
>>751053
Eh. I will not question it.
>beat passes
Seriously what de fack is with dis kid.
No.751055
>>751051
>[SWEATING]
Okay no he isn't in me anymore.
>>751052
Does Skull Face being around mean we're harboring someone?
Because that means we're harboring someone.
>>751054
We'll find him...
No.751056
>>751052
>I found a Mew under this truck.
>What's a Mew?
>>751054
>You're mad. You wanted to kill Chico when that Hombre Nuevo was taking him away.
>You still think that too. That's cruel.
>>751055
>that's it
>time
>for the whale
No.751057
>hey kids
>let's play a game
>wheeeeere's Skull Face?
No.751058
>>751056
For fuck's sake Mantis stop with the whales!
Also you're young again!
No.751059
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>>751053
If we do, I don't remember it.
>>751054
His face looks like a skull. He's a burn victim.
>>751055
Why would we keep him?
>>751056
The sound a cat makes
No.751060
>>751054
>"I don't know, I only do parasite and sniping stuff."
>>751057
>uh
No.751061
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>>751059
>"Do you even know where you are right now"
No.751062
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>>751055
I appreciate that.
>>751056
>RRRRRR
Shut up!
>BANG
>>751059
He's about to have a repeat accident.
>>751060
Gah... this is a damn headache. I do not think I want to bother with superman shenanigans.
No.751063
>>751056
Aww put that whale away!
>>751057
Now Skull Face was able to hide both his and Boss' tracks...
He's a cunning tactician and a master of stealth. He could be anywhere...
>>751059
Boss let him stay for some goshdanged reason!
>>751062
Be sure to keep an eye out...
No.751064
>>751057
>Skull man!
>The toy broke. Make another one.
>>751058
>?
>Eli too.
>I like the whales, it's like a metaphor
>>751059
>You're not fun.
>>751062
>bullet just
>stops
>You'r'e not even in your own body.
>>751063
>You're supposed to be scared!
No.751065
>>751060
>>751063
>did you find him yet?
No.751066
>>751061
I'm in a Darth Vader head in a swamp.
>>751062
>puff
Go for it.
>>751063
I'm not okay with that.
>>751064
I'm totally fun. We just have different ideas of fun
No.751067
>>751064
>Shhhhh I'm trying to hide.
No.751068
>>751064
But-oi, isn't that the one woman from Shadow Moses? Why is she all loud and accent-y now?
No.751069
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>>751062
>"It's a free country."
>hides her Can't Stump Trump pin
>>751065
>I think
>it's the old guy
>>751066
>"Everybody knows that."
No.751070
>>751063
Gah, this is taking too long!
>>751064
Who gives a damn?!
>Amanda Valenciano Libre: not one to care about the small stuff
>>751066
I appreciate jour help, Snake.
>>751069
What does that even mean?
No.751071
>>751064
Well I was scared when I first saw it, and now...I'm not.
>>751065
Like I said, a brilliant man who's able to hide even in plain sight!
We'll have to exhaust all of our resources searching for him...
>>751066
Well neither am I but he's...he's still around.
>>751070
Patience! Like I said...he's a cunning tactician...and a master of stealth.
Look harder!
No.751072
>>751066
>Do you like hurting other people?
>>751067
>Also the loud lady I made wants to kill you for making that boy with the headphones in his chest rape his friend.
>When's dinner?
>>751068
>Volgin went away, so I wanted to make a new friend.
>And you were always out getting killed by the real eyepatch guy.
>>751070
>You're supposed to be old. Dead too.
>So I put your spirit in the body of Snake's friend.
>It's like a movie!
>>751071
>Are you being obtuse?
No.751073
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>>751069
>nooooooo
>here I'll give you a hint
>music player turns on
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdLIerfXuZ4
WAIT?! WHO TURNED ON THE MUSIC?!
SUCH A LUST FOR THE WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
>>751071
...
You...you didn't hear that did you?
>>751072
I don't know, haven't even decided what I want yet.
No.751074
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>>751069
...was that a Trump pin?
>>751070
I can't help you. Boss had a reason. I don't agree with it, but he had one.
I just don't see a point in trying to stop you.
>>751071
If Amanda gets around to it, he won't be for long.
>>751072
Sometimes
>>751073
>whips a battery at his head
No.751075
>>751072
Good fucking grief, Mantis.
No.751076
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>>751070
>"It means the liberals have ruined everything"
>>751073
>"Didn't I already shoot you?"
>"Whatever. Maybe dying. Should probably do something about that."
>shoots the radio
>>751074
>"Don't worry about it. Going to sick bay."
>nyoooooooooooooooooom
No.751077
>>751071
THERE HE IS!
>>751072
I was wondering why my chest was bigger.
>>751073
JOU!
>BANGBANG
>das a Deagle
>>751074
I will do it myself!
>>751076
Fucking...
No.751078
>>751072
No you're being obtuse!
>>751073
>points both revolvers at him
Yes I did!
We found 'em!
Now where've you been, anyway?
>>751074
Well looks like I won't be defying orders then.
>>751077
I'll just sit here and watch.
No.751079
>>751073
>I want mac and cheese.
>I think you can fit a bowl in the canister holder for my mask.
>>751074
>Don't hurt the skull man, Faker. He didn't even get to do anything last time.
>>751075
>Are you mad like Wolf was?
>>751077
>Girls sure talk about their chests a lot.
>>751078
>No, I'm acute.
>~
No.751080
>>751079
More confused and somewhat jealous.
No.751081
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>>751074
Ow!
>that horn
>that not oldness
VENOM!
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>LUST FOR REVENGE: GROWING STRONGER
>>751076
I liked that radio, c'mon now!
>>751079
Mac and cheese it is, then!
...if I survive.
>>751078
Well I've--
>>751077
SHIT
>ducks for cover
No.751082
>>751079
>busy raging
>white noise: mental edition
>>751081
I WILL MAKE JOU PAY FOR WHAT JOU DID TO CHICO!
¡VENCEREEEEEEMOOOOOS!
>guerrillas popping out of the woodworks
>AKs and M16s firing on Skull Face's position
No.751083
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>>751079
You're neither! People can't be triangles!
>>751081
Won't talk, eh?
I see I'm going to have to...interrogate.
>sadistic grin forming
No.751084
>>751080
>I could do it for you too if they cloned eyepatch guy again
>Do you want to be in a girl's body too?
>>751081
>I'll help.
>cue PSYCHIC POWAH assistance
>drop dem boolets
>>751082
>sorry bae
>get yourself a psychic next time and you'll win
>ZA WARUDO: bullet edition
>time to fug with the guerrilla
>>751083
>Don't get a boner.
No.751085
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>>751084
Hmm... well I mean I like my floppy bit.
No.751087
>>751082
I'm afraid this game ends here.
>>751084
>stands back up
Thank you kindly, I think you've earned that mac & cheese.
>>751083
>ulp
>points gun in his face
Keep your hands off of me.
Now let me explain for just a moment.
No.751088
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>>751084
>fucking superpowers
>taking a shot at Tretij with Meryl's scoped Deagle
>no dice
Damn it! Damn all of this bullshit!
>>751086
>??????
Chico?!
>anger deflates
>wait
>young
>2016
>e r r o r
What sick game is this.
>disgusted tone
>>751087
Jump up jour own ass and die, monster.
No.751089
>>751084
>too late
>>751087
What?
Alright start talking.
No.751090
>>751085
>It's okay, you can have both now.
>Miller thinks about that a lot, it's weird.
>>751087
>With bacon bits!
>all the spent shells clatter to the ground
>>751088
>[inhale]
>[exhale]
>that Deagle's getting a lot closer to your temple, spic chan
>You're loud, and you're not getting mad about the things you're supposed to.
No.751091
>>751090
...You wot?
>!
Oi, don't kill the broad, we can fuck with Snake with her later!
No.751092
>>751088
Amanda?
>cough cough
I'm...you know, sorry about runnin' away again.
>note the condition he's in
It hurts, hermana.
No.751093
>>751088
That was all years ago, where's your sense of forgiveness?
Besides this isn't about you.
>>751090
Alright but just this one night.
>>751089
I've not been around for one reason.
That one reason is because I've been waiting for Venom Snake to return.
Preparing to forgive him as it were...but then I remembered something he did to me...something I'll never forgive him for.
I realized he had to die for this one reason!
No.751094
>>751090
>panic: no
>she's getting ANGRY
>>751092
>AAAAAAAAA
Jou are already dead, hermanito. Just rest. It will be over soon.
>>751093
>just kinda
>kicks him in the dick
>don't need bullets for that, homie
Jou talk a lot of shit for an estupid corpse.
No.751095
>>751093
What because he...foiled your plan?
I mean I guess I'd be mad over that too.
No.751096
>>751091
>But she's not being a good toy.
>guh
>Fine. But I'm making her kill the kid.
>>751093
>Don't say something dumb.
>>751094
>anger
>reminded of Volgin
>rrrrr
No.751097
>>751094
...Where were you?
>cassette player attached to his sternum starts playing Sing
Did I do someting wrong?
No.751098
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>>751096
Oh, and I'm bringing loaded potatoes to dinner.
No.751099
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>>751094
OOF
>grabs his crotch
>falls on his knees
...that's smarts...
>>751095
No! Worse!
I'm mad at him for that Jeep ride we had!
I was at least trying to make things exciting and intense! I wanted him to feel the pressure of my plan crushing on him! He'd be asking me about my history, why I do what I do, and he'd want to learn more! At the very least I expected him to say something but he didn't say a damn thing! Not a damn thing! He just got on his iDroid as I explained everything to him!
He just didn't care! It was humiliating! Not to mention the unfortunate choice of song on the way there...
>>751096
I'm not saying something dumb!
No.751100
>>751096
>she's already aiming the other Deagle at Chico
>you seriously underestimated Amanda
>just like you underestimated Volgin, psi-shota
>>751097
Jou were not supposed to run off to Cuba like dat.
>shakes her head
>barrel up to li'l bro's head
Go be with Paz.
>kinda maybe tearing up
>teeth: grit
>BANG
No.751101
>>751098
>I don't want to know what they're loaded with.
>>751099
>You said something dumb.
>>751100
>GOT ME AGAIN, FLASH
>!!
>disappears along with Chico's rapidly rotting body
No.751102
>>751099
You're mad over a Jeep ride?
You can forgive him over everything else but the Jeep ride is too far?
No.751103
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>>751099
And now with jour little psychic friend gone... what's stopping me from taking my revenge on jou?
>deagle pressed on Skull Face's temple
Jou took my brother from this world. I do not care about jour plans.
>>751101
Stupid kid...
No.751104
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>>751101
I did not!
>>751102
It's the principal of the matter! I was talking about English, the language he spoke!
I thought he'd want to get a few words in for something but instead he gave me the most awkward last minutes of my life!
That Jeep ride was the last thing I remembered before that dimwitted Emmerich blew my brains out! That's it. That was my "magnum opus!" The last thing I ever really did.
And he ruined it.
>>751103
>looks at the gun
Nothing.
No.751105
>>751104
I thought so.
>BANG
Rot in the deepest pits of hell, demon.
>storms off angrily
No.751106
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>>751104
Eh.
Enjoy this little rant being the last thing you remember again.
>spins a revolver on his way out
No.751107
No.751108
>>751106
...better than last time's.
>>751105
>brain matter all over the wall
>blood leaking on the floor
>yeeeeep he's dead alright
No.751109
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>Oi. When're we gonna go cut through stuff?
No.751110
>>751109
>When we get a job.
>Now shut up, Law & Order's on
No.751111
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>>751110
>The hell is-ooooh.
>distracted sword lack of noises
>ambient rattling inside the scabbard
No.751112
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>>751111
>Nice digits.
>turning the volume up to max
>still can't hear
>haha fuck these guys
No.751113
>>751112
>Ones are pretty cool. They look like swords.
>Fuck me that's loud!
>rattling intensifies
No.751115
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>>751114
>Just so you know you're the only one who can see and hear me.
No.751116
>>751115
>Figured.
>Doesn't mean you gotta yap all the time either.
No.751117
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>>751116
>...Yeah, guess you're right.
>[silent swood]
>rattling stops
No.751118
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>>751117
>Better.
>chops the TV in half
>Now we can go stab stuff.
>hup
No.751119
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>>751118
>excited sword rattling
No.751120
Pizza, here I come!
>empty box
>?!
What!?
No.751121
What the- Nic, who's this guy?
No.751122
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>>751121
>invisible swordbro
>The hell? This guy can see me?
No.751123
>turning the last page of a book
Ahh...Now that was a good read.
No.751125
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>>751122
>blink
>rubs his eye
Maybe I was just seeing things.
>>751124
That sword you're holding. That ain't your usual sword.
>photographic memory don't fuck with me
No.751126
>>751124
>Aight, this is weird. You didn't pass me around did you?
>Nah... already picked ya as my wielder.
>>751125
>Phew...
No.751127
>>751123
>looking at a centrefold of Boats Illustrated
>?
Wazzat?
No.751128
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>>751125
>rrrrr
>"Got in a scrap. It broke."
>"Some Mexican robot guy."
...
>"Talks too"
>>751126
>"Probably drunk."
>"Sharp eyes, though."
No.751129
>>751127
A game manual, of course!
Right now I'm on the chapter about how you drive the little cart in my golf game!
>another book falls out from in front of the golf manual
>it's his own biography
Ah...looks like I've been caught redhanded.
No.751130
>>751128
>taking a closer look
Not as pretty as your old one. Long scratch right through the middle here too. Oh well, two's better than one I guess.
No.751131
>>751128
>Think ya mean "eye", chief.
>snickerswood
No.751132
>>751130
>OI, WHO THE FUCK CARES IF A SWORD'S PRETTY OR NOT WHY I OUGHTTA-- fuck me he can't hear me.
No.751133
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>>751129
>pfft
>picks up the biography
>flipping through it
Why even bother reading this? Don't you remember your own life?
>...
You named a lot of places after yourself.
No.751134
>>751130
>spits
>holding the broken handle of his old sword
>"Even Doug couldn't do that shit."
>"Got anything for us."
>>751131
>>751132
>tfw not used to noise
>smacks the flat of the blade against the wall
>imprint left: yes
>Shaddap.
No.751135
>>751134
>Did he just smack his sword on the wall?
>Whatever.
You really want to keep working? We're on holiday!
No.751136
>>751133
Of course! Am I not deserving, as king?
My Alexandrias were meant to be a bastion of Greek culture in the savage lands of the Persians and Scythians and Indians!
It sure made them easy targets at least. Bah.
You have no interest in what the modern man has to say about you? These books are the only sources they have for us, it's fascinating!
No.751137
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>>751134
>clang
>Oi!
>Tanuki a durable at least despite the wear
No.751138
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>>751135
>"Ain't a holiday without Alex or Nina"
>"Work's a holiday for you too, moron."
>buh
>time for c a t s
>>751137
>just wait for the A/0 wear to catch up
>He can't hear ya, so what's the point.
>You got a complex or something.
No.751139
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>>751138
>Who fucking cares if a sword's pretty or not. Just a length'a metal to cut your enemies down with anyways. Don't need a mirror sheen or stupid flowery bullshit. Just a keen edge and good hardness.
>Guh. Yeah I guess you'd call it a complication or whatever.
No.751140
>>751136
Why does it matter? We're back and here right now to make a name for ourselves!
No.751141
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>>751138
Well someone had to watch the shop without us. What, you itching to beat up some thugs?
No.751142
>>751139
>Sound like a whiner.
>Who the hell crawled up your ass.
>>751141
>
>When am I not.
No.751143
>>751142
>Already did the whining, we're past that now.
>I got dumped for the prettier ones even though they broke easier, just pisses me off how much people value appearances to function.
No.751144
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>>751140
True, very true! And my Arabian campaign wouldn't be anywhere near where it is without you.
>snatches the book back
>flipping to specific pages
But look! They have a map and diagram of the path I took back through Gedrosia! And here's where I went to the oracle at Siwa! And here's where I married-
>uh
>snaps the book closed
One can be excited about more things if they open themselves up to them, eh?
No.751145
>>751142
Hah. I don't know any thugs around here though. They're all cleaned out... Hell, I don't even know anyone around here.
No.751146
>>751143
>this guy
>My mom was a junkie whore. Dad used her to breed himself a free monster assassin.
>nods to Worick
>Been bodyguarding that guy since I was a tot
>Everybody has it rough.
>>751145
>"Deserted by the ruskie bitch?"
>snorts
>"Maybe I'll ask the sword."
No.751147
>>751144
Hoh? Go on, go on. Discretion's not like you.
No.751148
>>751146
Dunno where the fuck she went off to. I'm stranded here drinking all by my lonesome. Can't even find a client around here.
No.751149
>>751146
>Bodyguard, huh. Think I'm gonna like you.
No.751150
>puff
>chillin on the couch
>finally calmed down
I can see why Boss always liked cigars.
No.751151
>>751147
HAHAHA! Looks like I can't dispute that!
>nodding
I married many women in my time, but they were more like my sisters than anything else. Nice girls, but far more effective pawns.
Ahhhh...but Roxane was different.
>flipping the book
I couldn't help myself, I wanted to know what happened to her.
No.751152
>>751148
>"Poor baby."
>...
>"Pink one with the big cans and the Chicano. Your call."
>>751149
>No shit.
>Know any thugs?
No.751153
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>751151
>jukebox activates
No.751154
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>>751151
Roxane... Never heard the name. What, none of these flaps of paper say anything about the great's wifey?
No.751155
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>>751152
>Thugs, huh... bunch of no-name losers in the city. Make for some good butchering.
No.751156
>>751153
>!!
YOU DON'T HAVE TO PUT OUT THE RED LIGHT
ROOOOOOOOOOOOOXANE.
>>751154
Ah, she died in the power struggle after my death, now SING WITH ME!
ROXAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNE
No.751157
>>751152
>ooh
Yo, lady, mind if I bummed a smoke?
>!
>takes the cig outta his mouth
I happen to be a bit of a cigar enthusiast and I'd like to at least sample a bit of that lovely smoke.
>>751152
"I'm curious if the carpets match the drapes, but I don't like the look of the big guy."
No.751158
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No.751159
>>751157
>oho
Last one, amigo. Hope jou're going to compensate me for it. Bad enough I'm out.
No.751160
>>751155
>Guess you're in luck. Get to see me work.
>>751157
>"You're hopeless."
>examining Tanuki
>"Don't think they pay for that kinda thing here."
>scratching at a scuff mark
>"This is dog shit."
No.751161
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>>751156
>reaches into a summoned chest
>pulls out Sting's bass guitar
PUT ON THE RED LIGHT!
No.751162
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>>751160
>Get to do better than that. I get to be your tool of execution-OI! These marks ain't just scratches: they're stories! Each and every one a mark'a battle! 'sides I ain't just a regular sword. Swing me as hard as you want, ain't gonna break.
No.751163
>>751159
>pulls out a box of cigs
I'll give you half of these Pall Malls for the rest of that.
>>751160
Good god, Nic are you complaining about your new sword already?!
No.751164
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>>751161
>one Summers solo later
I'VE LOVED YA SINCE I KNEW YA
I'D NEVER TALK DOWN TO YAAAAA
No.751165
>>751163
Deal.
>nabs the pack and sticks the cigar right in Worrick's mouth
>didn't bother cleaning it off or anything
>ciggie lit up
Word of advice: quantity over quality only works when jou can't afford quality.
Cigarettes suit me just fine.
No.751166
>>751162
>Ain't ever been swung as hard as I'm gonna swing ya
>>751163
>"No, I mean it's actual dog shit.''
>flicks a shit flake off the blade
No.751167
>>751164
>shakes her head
>takes a swig of mystery drink
I HAVE TO TELL YOU JUST HOW I FEEL
I WON'T SHARE YOU WITH ANOTHER BOY
No.751168
>>751166
>Goddamn, my blade's that dirty? Must've been left in that swamp longer than I thought.
>heh
>Bring it.
>swoodgrin
>Guts Lite: Sword Edition
No.751169
>>751165
>oy vey
Is this cuban? This is great. Worick, by the way. Wortick Arcangelo.
>hand extended
>>751166
You need to get your gear from better places, man.
No.751170
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>>751167
>nabs the hooch
I KNOW MY MIND IS MADE UP
SO PUT AWAY YOUR MAKE UUUUUP
I TOLD YOU ONCE I WON'T TELL YOU AGAIN IT'S A BAD WAY
>reality marble: threatening
RRRRRROOOOOOOOOXAAANE
No.751171
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>>751169
Hand-rolled cuban.
>hand: shook
Amanda. Amanda Valenciano Libre. Cacique of the former FSLN.
>woopwoop cold war era revolutionaries
No.751172
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>>751168
>
>>
>>751169
>"Thirsty, ain't she."
No.751173
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>>751170
>eyeing the ginger
>grin
ROOOOOOXAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE
No.751174
>>751172
>
>the blade ain't much to look at but it's pretty weighty
>weight = sturdy
No.751175
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>>751171
>woopwoop not old enough to remember properly
Pardon my language but I don't what the fuck that is.
>>751172
Shhh.
>eyeing the sheath
If you're gonna go out, give me your pills. You're not overdosing while I'm not around.
No.751176
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>>751173
>deep breath
>belts out one last
ROOOOOOOOXAAAAAAAAAAAAANE
>marble swirlies calm down and ebb out before forming
Ah, but that's enough wallowing in the past.
No.751177
>>751174
>k
>I kick cars over without trying
>cleaver mode engage
>>751175
>rrr
>"Yeah, yeah."
>hucks a little orange pill bottle
Don'...waid ub.
>grin
>kicks himself on out
No.751178
>>751176
Heh, here I was hoping you'd form your marble with her in it.
No.751179
>>751175
Hahaha, I should have known better. La Frente Sandinista de Liberacion Nacional. We were Cold War revolutionaries who overthrew the Americans in Nicaragua.
I shot Somoza in the head myself.
>grin
Don't ask how I still look so joung.
No.751180
>>751178
That eager to meet an old dead woman, eh?
WAHAHAHA! You'd have something in common!
>Rider pls
I don't regret not having an heir that lived, either. Why make the competition for myself!
No.751181
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>>751177
>catches the bottles
>pockets it
Fucker better watch himself.
>>751179
You're definitely the most beautiful woman to tell me stories about the cold war yet. There were a whole bunch of weirdos in here earlier. I guess you're one of them?
No.751182
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>>751181
I cannot claim to be part of their clique. Times have changed too much between us. I am but a humble guerrilla, Boss' men have become something of a supernatural army.
No.751183
>>751182
All of you were cold war goonies? You all look younger than I am.
>how depressing
No.751184
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>>751183
Death has a way of stealing jears from people.
>shrug
A little boy said he put my espiritu into someone else's body. Lucky whoever she is happened to look a lot like me.
No.751185
>>751180
A lady great enough to make the big man himself wonder what she got up to sounds like a lady worth at least taking a look at at some point in time. Wahaha, I have no idea what the hell my heirs got up to. All I know is that my mother land's a piece of shit.
No.751186
>>751184
Pffftwhat? You sure you didn't have a bad trip or something?
No.751187
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>>751185
No, surely you jest!
England has so much to offer! I had such great plans to cross the strait there and visit the British isles, especially since the boy is from there!
More than that, if you can't be proud of your homeland; the country that raised you, what is there to be proud of?
>ah
>itching his head
>maybe we shouldn't mention those two weeks with that amazon queen
Curiosity is the spice of life, no?
No.751188
>aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
No.751189
>>751186
I am not sure what to believe, but I am over sixty jears and look twenty.
No.751190
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>>751187
The boy? Oh, the king of knights, hm? Met one of his knights once. A right tosspot. Well we're running out of islands, so I suppose we could catch a break in the greyest place on earth.
No.751192
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>>751188
>?
>oh right
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
No.751193
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>>751190
That man...
>grin forming
If he won't let even a party with wine make him smile, then we'll just have to surprise him! And drink anyway!
I'm not hearing the great Voyager of the Stars afraid to travel, eh?
No.751194
>>751189
>too much of the funny stuff
Whatever you say, lassie. Look, I gotta look out for that bastard of a man I call a partner. Oh, and don't look too hard in the box now.
>half the cigs are crayons
>legs it
No.751195
>>751193
Oi, tell that to that Tesla bastard.
>takes a huge swig
Speaking of parties, there's a wedding we gotta crash, don't we?
No.751196
File: 1456914485488.png (212.62 KB, 540x304, 135:76, tumblr_nyej0bDm3n1ullp9fo2….png)
>>751191
>KAZ ME UP
>KAZ ME UP INSIDE
Amanda?
You...died, didn't you?
>>751192
>[NUCLEAR] in progress
Iowa, prep cannons.
No.751197
>>751194
>shakes her head
I am sure Fabiola will appreciate these... I'll just have to pay mister Worrick back later.
>what have you doooone
No.751199
>>751196
So did jou. And Boss.
>cannons
So this is how it is going to be.
>snaps her fingers
>guerrillas
>everywhere
>guns aimed at Kaz
Jou know I was expecting a cheerier reunion.
No.751200
>>751195
And I shall! Everyone is welcome to drink at a Macedonian's party!
>uh
A wedding, eh? Sounds stuffy, we'll have to go now!
>Zeus Thunder wearing off...
Oi, let's have us the rest of that wine!
No.751201
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>>751198
That's good. That's very good.
>
You have stickers all over your barrels, don't you.
>>751199
>STANDING
I can't take chances. Not after what happened to Chico. What happened to Paz.
>PAAAAAAAAAAAZ
Cipher took all of you away, how do I know it didn't send a sick joke back in my comrade's place before we destroyed it.
No.751202
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>>751200
>
>
I forget that there's an in-between stage...
>pushes him away
>a great big barrel lands in between them
No.751203
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>>751201
>points one of her deagles at Miller
What happened to my hermanito and Paz. All I know is that this sack of shit-
>kicks Skull Face's corpse over
is responsible for their deaths. So I avenged them.
Jou tell me if jou still want to blow me away.
Besides, Boss himself asked me to watch de place while takes Roanapur for some ruskie.
No.751204
>>751201
They're cute okay.
>Hello Kitty stickers next to Monster stickers
>
Oh wait gross this is Pepsi!
>spits it out
Which ones can I shoot?
No.751205
>>751202
Haha! Got your full attention now, do I?
>!
Just like Donkey Kong...I salute you, worthy simian opponent!
>leaps into the barrel
>[drinking noises]
If I'm just fast enough, I can-
>poink
No.751206
>>751205
Get outta there you stupid sardine!
>fishes the tiny out of the barrel
You didn't even take your shoes off!
No.751207
>>751203
>wait when the hell did that get there
Shouldn't have given up the eyes with the arm...
>uh
All for revenge.
Boss's ongoing relationship with Balalaika is only known to a select few.
Have your men stand down, Iowa's harmless.
I'm so sorry.
>>751204
>
>
>
Uh...
>Kaz
Any that you wan-wait no.
Stand down, Amanda's been on our side for a long time.
No.751208
>>751206
The great Alexander, a sardine?
I'm totally more of a shar-oi!
>kicking about
You can just make a new one, can't you? It's bottomless, like at Applebees!
No.751209
>>751207
>notes the floppy sleeve
>moderate concern
>strolls up and removes THE SHADES
>???
What de fack happened to jou?
>uh
>snaps her fingers
>they return to their hiding spots
Brainless morelike. What happened to jour standards?
No.751210
>>751209
>Master Miller Rule Number 1: Never remove the shades
>Master Miller Rule Number 2: NEVER REMOVE THE SHADES
1975. Just a year after you and the rest of the FSLN went your separate ways. What a difference a year can make.
Cipher attacked Mother Base, using Paz as their mole.
We all lost something that day.
>oh wait
She's...good for morale.
No.751211
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>>751207
Aw.
>mounts down
>sits down glumly
No.751213
>>751208
I'm gonna wring you out good in a second.
>drops him on the ground
>picks a clump of mud out of the wine
Tch. Oh well. This one's your barrel.
>calls out a second barrel for herself
I gotta steal these you know. Steal too many and they'll lock down security on these things. I can't even steal a good amount of Jim Beam any more.
No.751214
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>>751211
Hey hey, don't look so down.
I bet you wouldn't look sad for one of Miller's Famous Burgers.
>airplane noises
>>751212
>yes
>yes this is okay
Always waited for this da-I mean.
Some of us lost more than others.
Chico and Paz...we were too late.
No.751215
>>751214
>through grit teeth
Spoiling de moment.
>squeeze
No.751216
>>751213
You mean you're Francis Drake: A Pirate Deprived of Her Booty?
>snickers
Booty.
>already pawing at the second barrel
So let's go steal them all, and teach a lesson to anybody else who won't give up nicely for us.
No.751217
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>>751214
>nom
Miller-senpai... Your eyes...
No.751218
>>751216
Ah, but that's not how you secure the maximum amount of bounty. Sometimes you have to wait for the perfect moment, boy!
No.751219
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>>751215
>gkkkt
>
Now I'm kinda hurt, Boss hiding you were back this long.
>!
Cecile...?
>>751217
>...why is an American ship calling me senpai
>must be that Japanese construction
Special, huh?
>uh
If regaining my sight means I've lost touch with the pain I feel, the pain I carry for all the men we lost, then I don't ever want to see again.
From now on, you are my eyes.
No.751220
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>fiddling with her starship
Finally refuelled.
Adam, send me a list of the most lucrative bounties in this galaxy.
>Certainly, Samus.
No.751221
>>751218
>puzzled
Wait...for the perfect moment?
>hurriedly flipping through a dictionary
Those words, is it even possible to use them in a sentence like that!?
How could you ever not win by conquering, it just doesn't add up!
No.751222
>>751219
I do not know. She left for France before I left in '75.
>...
I only recently "came back". De gas mask boy says he put my soul into a jounger body. I do not know why or who.
No.751223
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>>751219
I'm a seeing eye ship now?
>shrugs internally
That doesn't sound too hard.
No.751224
>>751222
Yeah, Tretij Rebenok. Psycho Mantis. He shouldn't be that young either.
There's been a whole lot of weird stuff going on lately, I wouldn't count him out.
>hmmm
>presses into the hug again
>computer-tier bitties calculations underway
>HMMMMMMMMMM
If I had to guess, looks like one Meryl Silverburgh. Ex-FOXHOUND and leader of the Rat Patrol.
Also pretty close with Snake.
>>751223
I-It was a metaphor...
You don't think I'd really put these bad boys out of commission, do you?
>SPECIAL EYES
No.751225
>>751221
The patient bird guts the early bird, as they say! Wahahaha!
No.751226
>>751224
Huh... oye, Miller... jou wouldn't happen to be carrying any smokes? Some wannabe gangster ripped me off.
>not too interested in who Meryl is
>at all
No.751227
>>751225
But waiting is so booooooooooooring!
I could go take the early bird from his nest before you even saw him, so why we gotta wait?
What are you supposed to do?
>distant DSP screaming
No.751228
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>>751224
So you can see me?
>:D
No.751229
>>751226
Then we'll just have to get them back.
We'll take everything back that was ours...
>shifts to pegleg
In my coat pocket. I'd get them myself, but you know how it is.
>>751228
Ohhh, I'd be having much worse days lately if I couldn't see you.
No.751230
>>751227
Then you watch where the early bird goes, track down his nest, kill him, and take his loot!
No.751231
>>751230
>finger raised to argue
>...
>retracts it
Well I guess I can't argue with that too much...
But what're we gonna do about the wine? Is there a wine bird?
No.751232
>>751229
Jou're de best.
>natch
Stealing from de poor, what a guy. I guess I should return the favor in de Sandinista way and take from him everyting.
No.751233
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>>751232
You're not a Sandinista anymore. FSLN's been off active combat for decades.
But you'll always be MSF, which makes you a Diamond Dog and Outer Heaven...er, Outer Heavenite?
Anyway, why not come back? Your revenge was sated, but there's still so much to do.
No.751234
>>751233
Jou're wrong. De FSLN lives on through me and my compas. I can't just throw that away to play at superman with jou and jour big crazy supersoldiers.
We just don't measure up.
No.751235
>>751234
Doesn't look so good from the outside, but we'd been handling paranormal and other types of phenomenon before and 74.
Well, Boss and Ocelot at least.
If it were anyone else...well, whatever. Worth a shot, right?
No.751236
>>751235
We're just guerrillas. Jou shoot us, we die. But we're okay with dat fate.
We'd only slow jou down.
No.751237
>>751236
>nodnod
If you ever need us.
>
Looks like Iowa's spaced out again.
>guhuh
No.751238
>>751231
Oh yeah. I've got my eye on a nice brewery~
No.751239
>>751238
Really? Where!?
Are we gonna have to scale down the side of a building? Or stage a big coup? Should I start making siege towers?
No.751240
>>751237
>snicker
Have fun with dat, Miller.
>ciggie lit
Ahh... tobacco.
No.751241
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>>751229
Thank go- what are you looking at me like that for?
No.751242
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>>751240
What? Was it something I said?
>tfw
Trouble you for one?
>>751241
Why is it so strange to want to look at beautiful women? Am I doing something wrong here?
>oh wait that was out loud
>pre-Fiddle Kaz achieved for now
No.751244
>>751242
>pfft
>plugs him with the one she was on
There.
No.751245
>>751243
I know that face, that's the face of someone fearing the paperwork for a sexual harassment charge.
>hand on her shoulder
You did it, Iowa. You're moe now.
>>751244
>
Yes.
Yes this is fine.
No.751246
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>>751245
W-wait I am!
>sparklesparkle
No.751247
>>751245
Take care of jourself, Miller.
>strolls off
>smooooooke on the water
No.751248
>>751246
A weapon to surpass Metal Gear...
Heh, keep coming up with these things, that phrase won't mean anything before too long.
Now hand me my scarf.
>[firm tying]
>>751247
>wiggle wiggle
>sweet
Iowa, move out!
>crisp march
>into a wall
>and out