No.751249
>meanwhile, the jukebox was working again
No.751250
Roxanne, you don't have to put on the red light~.
No.751252
File: 1456936609330.jpg (187.41 KB, 496x700, 124:175, 0ec707d3dfa2eba9eecddbfd8d….jpg)
>>751251
Put on the red liiight~
No.751253
>>751252
Singing old tunes, gramps? It's a sign of your age.
No.751254
>>751253
You did too.
>cheesegrin
No.751255
>>751254
It's retro when I do it.
No.751256
>>751255
That so? Guess this ol' geezer just likes what he likes.
No.751257
>>751256
Don't worry, I'll get you a nice record player and teach you how to use it for your birthday.
No.751258
>>751257
You gotta do it in a carhop uniform. Preferably with a box of pizza.
No.751259
>stupid outdated body
>stupid Metal Gear rusting out the other one
No.751260
>>751258
Picky, picky. I'll just lend it to grandma then. I'm sure she'll do a better job.
No.751261
File: 1456937996493.jpg (179.05 KB, 495x700, 99:140, 02ecffe91fdd1816f39b362005….jpg)
>>751259
Oh shit, I was waiting for you.
>lies flat on the floor
>doing curls
Fuuuuutuuuuure! Fuuuuutuuuuuuure!
>>751260
Hahaha, nice. She'll definitely look hot-
>on fire
>again
Come on! That was a good one!
No.751262
>>751261
>Confused
...what?
No.751263
>>751261
Is she always listening on you like that?
No.751264
>>751262
FUUUUTUUUUUURE!
Yeah okay it's not as funny the third time. Yo, robocop. Miss the memo? Sarah Connor's dead.
>>751263
Only when the sun's out.
That being her.
No.751265
>>751264
But Sarah Connor was the main character of Terminator, not Robocop!
You might be thinking of Robocop's partner, though...
>Raiden: movie buff
No.751266
>>751264
Just playing with fire in that case.
>continues humming roxanne while eating noodles
No.751267
File: 1456938733194.jpg (116.93 KB, 850x478, 425:239, sample-87e5fa90490272a2d1b….jpg)
>>751265
You are now understanding the joke.
Or maybe I need to get a phillips head screwdriver and loosen that stick you got up your ass.
>>751266
And I love it.
>not even sweating
>lol half demon
It's not even that warm.
No.751268
>>751267
'Fraid I'm not into those kinds of things, sorry.
No.751269
>>751268
I wanna believe you but the Teenage Frankenstein meets Ninja Gaiden thing you got going on just screams Rocky Horror Picture Show.
No.751270
>>751269
Why does everybody say I look like a Teenage Frankenstein?!
This chassis isn't even that "edgy" like the other one so I have no idea where the hell people are getting that from!
No.751271
File: 1456939375175.jpg (42.82 KB, 564x363, 188:121, d9de252b5a6aaf2449e6d0d11b….jpg)
>>751270
Okay. Let's break it down even though it sucks the humor out of it.
What's Frankenstein?
No.751272
>>751271
...so why not just say Frankenstein?
What makes it teenage?
No.751273
File: 1456939516151.jpg (45.42 KB, 600x423, 200:141, Dante.(Devil.May.Cry).600.….jpg)
>>751272
I like Alice Cooper.
No.751274
>>751273
Oh.
Well that makes a lot more sense I suppose.
No.751275
File: 1456939683607.png (236.98 KB, 500x686, 250:343, tumblr_narnknPYpW1s4g6blo1….png)
>>751274
Right? Nothing wrong with it anyways.
>looking around
Guess my grandkid fell asleep in her noodles.
No.751276
>>751275
Should we wake her up?
That stuff must be hot as hell.
No.751277
>>751276
>nudging Ahri with a foot
She'll be fiiiiine.
No.751278
>>751277
Mmf.
>blowing bubbles in her noodles
No.751279
>>751277
Are you sure?
I mean-- wait did you say grandkid?
No.751280
>>751278
Sheesh.
>yanks her head out of the noodles
>>751279
I'm dating her grandma.
No.751281
>>751280
>yawns
>sleeps on the table
No.751282
>>751280
Alright whatever you're into, man.
I won't judge.
No.751283
File: 1456940716484.jpg (52.16 KB, 463x500, 463:500, f9ee1f53895535c7c52f22b1b6….jpg)
>>751281
It'd be the responsible thing to do to take her to her room... but fiiiirst-
>sharpie get
>draws a monocle, a curleh pringles mustache and smile lines on Ahri's face
>>751282
That statement already sounds pretty judgmental.
>shrug
I fell for the goddess of the sun, so what?
No.751284
>>751283
Ohhhhh she's a goddess.
Nice one.
No.751285
>>751283
>ear twitch
>you're in the clear
No.751286
File: 1456940924833.jpg (104.47 KB, 533x600, 533:600, Dante.(Devil.May.Cry).600.….jpg)
>>751284
So, enough about me, what's up?
No.751287
>>751285
>:3333333333c
>drawing intensifies
>stifled laughter
>Dante please this is not grandfather behavior
No.751288
>>751286
Nothing much, I'm just waiting for my other body to be de-rusted.
This one is nice but it's also quite outdated by today's standards.
No.751289
>>751288
Today's standards, huh. Something tells me your views are pretty skewed.
No.751290
>>751289
Yeah, I'm used to some pretty advanced stuff.
Considering what I go up against this old thing might not last long.
It looks pretty nice though...so I'm told.
No.751291
>>751290
>still leagues above World Marshal's bullshit
>still obsolete
>Kamiya plis
Eh. I wouldn't know. Most high tech thing I got is this.
>Pandora's Box out
No.751292
>>751291
What the hell is that?
No.751293
>>751292
>
>it turned into a fucking minigun
Pandora's Box.
No.751294
>>751293
I...don't recall that in the myth.
No.751295
>>751294
All the myth says is that she opened the box and chaos was unleashed on the world. Never really said what was inside.
>it's back into a box
Thing's 666 weapons in one.
No.751296
>>751295
Doesn't that sound like overkill--
Oh who am I kidding there's no such thing.
No.751297
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>>751296
S'one of my favorites. I can carry my other Devil Arms in it too. Brings the count up higher.
No.751298
File: 1456942126210.jpg (513.91 KB, 607x883, 607:883, Don't worry folks that's j….jpg)
>>751297
And you can fit all of that into that box?
Impressive.
No.751299
File: 1456942236514.jpg (164.97 KB, 500x696, 125:174, tumblr_mncjw4wTJy1rzln1ro1….jpg)
>>751298
It's the best. Otherwise I'd look like that Link guy, weapons out the wazoo.
Easier just to carry what looks like a briefcase.
No.751300
>>751299
I don't use many weapons, just my sword...which is out of commission.
>looks at his gun holster
Oh yeah...that's there too.
For some reason.
No.751301
>>751300
I mean you can punch stuff hard, right? You're made of metal.
No.751302
>>751301
I can do that too if need be.
No.751303
File: 1456942651544.jpg (92.56 KB, 478x447, 478:447, 590041c1bf8bd44ce2afa1eec8….jpg)
>>751302
So what happened anyways?
No.751304
>>751303
A Metal Gear attacked here. I tried to fend it off, but next thing I knew my body started rusting up along with my sword.
I had to be dragged away and put into the only other body I had on standby.
No.751305
File: 1456943010962.jpg (179.05 KB, 495x700, 99:140, 02ecffe91fdd1816f39b362005….jpg)
>>751304
Sounds like a helluva party! Damn shame I missed it.
No.751306
>>751305
It was fun for the others but being frozen up must've been one of my worst experiences I can recall in recent times.
No.751307
>>751306
So apply a coat of WD-40.
No.751308
>>751307
That's what Dok's gonna do after removing the rust from my other body.
No.751309
>>751308
Sounds like everything's all good then.
No.751310
>>751309
Yeah...I'll admit I'm slowly accustomed to this thing again.
Maybe I should have Dok apply upgrades to it as well.
No.751311
>>751310
Good idea to have a backup, yeah.
No.751312
>>751311
That and it'll be nice to have something different too.
No.751313
File: 1456944632191.jpg (690.69 KB, 800x1107, 800:1107, 40e03c9015322074899dfd5c4c….jpg)
>>751312
Good on you, guy. Now if you'll excuse me I got a kid to put to bed.
>picks Ahri up and strolls off to her room
No.751314
>>751313
See you later--
Wait I never even learned that guy's name.
No.751315
>bwip
Huh... Dante's here too.
No.751316
>>751315
So that's what his name was.
No.751317
>>751316
Guy in red? Yeah. I've worked with him and his brother a few times.
No.751318
>>751317
He seems decent enough.
Never got to introduce myself to him before he left, though.
No.751319
File: 1456945320941.jpg (42.25 KB, 475x363, 475:363, jimmy-olsen-dating-lois-la….jpg)
>falls out of a portal
I gotta stop taking pictures around portal guns
No.751320
>>751318
He's a decent guy. Little spacey sometimes though.
>>751319
Being away from portal guns in general sounds like a good idea. Humans and portals tend to not be the ideal combination.
No.751321
>>751319
Are portals ever a good thing?
>>751320
I can see that.
Smelled of pizza too. Lots of it.
No.751322
>>751320
Yeah, but when you're the go to guy for pictures of Superman and Superman related things, you're kind of expected to go and snap those photos.
>>751321
The game is pretty fun.
No.751323
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>>751321
It's the only thing he eats.
>>751322
Superman, huh. Any relation to the blonde with the cleavage hole?
No.751324
>>751322
Never played it before.
>>751323
As good as that sounds it also can't be healthy.
Then again I don't think he needs to worry about health.
No.751325
File: 1456945865413.jpg (592.58 KB, 1054x1600, 527:800, 4383262-superman_vol_3_34_….jpg)
>>751323
Power Girl? Yeah. I think. It involves alternate Earths and Crises.
>>751324
Well, if you're looking for a game to play, its a pretty good option.
No.751326
>>751324
It never seems to impair his combat ability, so I don't judge it.
>>751325
And just like that my migraine inhibitor chip is overheating. I should go before it melts.
No.751327
>>751325
I'll keep that in mind, then.
>>751326
I can't blame him either, pizza is pretty good.
No.751328
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>>751326
Its not as bad as the Legion of Superheroes. That shit'll melt you for real.
>>751327
Cool
No.751330
File: 1456946217352.jpg (48.38 KB, 564x433, 564:433, 7360c9b99863a967275c71d4a2….jpg)
>>751327
I'll come back again once I've had some internal modification.
>>751328
All the more reason to prepare myself. Have a good day.
>bwip
No.751331
>>751328
Yeah shame I'm not much of a video game guy, though. More into movies.
>>751329
Huh?
>>751330
See you later, Zero.
No.751332
>>751330
Well he left rather quickly.
>shrugs
Where am I?
>>751331
Oh, then you'd probably like the Metal Gear Solid Games. Its like, Push A Button, Watch A Movie. Kill A Guy, Watch His Funeral.
No.751334
>>751332
They made a Metal Gear game...?
>>751333
Seriously, what the hell is that?
No.751335
>>751334
>FWSHHH
>swamp water evaporating from Jehuty's external heat
>over the comms comes Crowe's voice
Phew, sorry about that lads. Testing a new system on this baby.
No.751336
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>>751334
If it exists, they've probably made a video game of it.
Superman 64 will forever haunt this world.
>>751335
Oh hey, a giant robot.
No.751337
>>751335
It's...it's fine!
Don't worry about it!
>>751336
Now that is a game I've heard of.
...I'm so sorry.
No.751338
>>751336
Well robot's one way to put it. At least you didn't call it a gundam.
>>751337
Long distance hyperspeed on a frame this small truly is a marvel for technology. Glad those Zeon eggheads figured it out this quickly.
Now we can take the fight to those limey CIS bastards should they try another hit and run on our glorious Earth.
No.751339
>>751337
I'm in it. The checks were almost not worth it.
>>751338
Okay, A Mech. And unless you got Gundanium alloys in there, it ain't a Gundam.
No.751340
>>751338
Oh right those droid things...are they really that much of a threat?
>>751339
Almost? How much did they pay you to make that okay?
No.751341
>>751339
Not every day you find someone who knows his stuff.
>>751340
It's not about the threat they pose: honestly it's absolutely negligible. Char just doesn't want Earth to be pulled into some space war so we're going to hit them where it hurts and send them running home to mummy the next time they pull another show of force.
No.751342
>>751340
Enough that I didn't have to live one the streets and sell everything except my body.
>>751341
I live an "interesting" life
No.751343
>>751341
Ahhh, alright. The last thing we need is a space war so hit them good!
>>751342
That's always good.
No.751344
>>751342
Seems to be the requirement to appear here in the Swamp Dome 3000.
>>751343
I intend to. Only thing I need to test now is the Vector Cannon.
No.751345
>>751343
I like my things. And my orifices relatively undisturbed.
>>751344
Swamp Dome?
Aw dammit....Am I at the Hall of Doom?
No.751346
>>751344
You aren't going to test that here, are you?
>>751345
Don't most people?
And yes, you're at the Hall of Doom.
No.751347
>>751345
You mean you didn't know?
>>751346
I might.
No.751348
>>751346
I don't like to speak for others
>>751347
I got dumped out of a portal
No.751349
>>751347
You sure that won't destroy this whole swamp?
Because with a name like that it sounds like it could.
>>751348
I guess not but I can still assume that a lot don't.
No.751350
>>751348
My condolences.
>>751349
I'll be pointing it up.
No.751351
No.751352
>>751350
>looks up
Try not to hit anything.
No.751353
>>751352
Oh will you relax?
>deploying Vector Cannon
Charging... I may need Char to cover me while I do this.
No.751354
>>751353
Ffffffine.
Also does it always take this long to charge?
No.751355
>>751354
Thirty seconds, give or take.
>half a minute later
>das a big beam
Oh yes... oh that's lovely. This'll penetrate any energy shielding for sure!
No.751357
>>751356
Am I glad I'm the one in the cockpit. All systems nominal.
I'd about say this secures our ace in the hole.
No.751358
>>751357
I'd say so.
Not even sure what could even stand up to that thing.
No.751359
>>751358
I've been a mech pilot for a long time, ran a Scopedog before this. Gruntsuit. Nothing custom.
This? This terrifies me. It's almost too much power for one person to utilize responsibly.
No.751360
>>751359
I don't think I can blame you.
If that fell into the wrong hands then...well let's say it'd be bad and leave it at that.
No.751361
>>751360
I'd hit the self-destruct sequence before that happened. Better no one has it than an enemy.
No.751362
>>751361
I'd ask what if somebody sneaked away with it but it'd be awfully hard to sneak something that big away without somebody noticing.
No.751363
>>751362
That'd be a fucking nightmare. Christ.
No.751364
>>751363
Yeeeaaah let's hope it doesn't happen.
No.751365
>>751364
I mean, ADA would stop a hijacking. She's veeeery picky about who goes into Jehuty's cockpit.
She's the onboard AI.
No.751366
>>751365
I guess that's a good thing, but do you think it could ever go rogue?
No.751367
>>751366
She does have a tendency to kidnap people at times... won't let them leave the cockpit. Did it to me and a previous pilot. But it's not entirely malevolent, I believe.
No.751368
>>751367
It'd keep an eye on it to be sure.
AIs can be quite sketchy...
No.751369
>>751368
Already ahead of you. Isn't that right, ADA?
>Runner Crowe, are you questioning my stability?
I trust you, don't I?
>Confirmed.
No.751370
>>751369
Good. There've many incidents where AIs went rogue, one of which I was involved in for a long time, so I don't want that happening again.
No.751371
>>751370
I'll do my part to not let that happen.
...Where'd that lad head off to? It's not safe to dawdle around here.
No.751372
>>751371
You mean the redhead.
>looks around
...well he sure disappeared quickly.
No.751373
>>751372
Well that's not very comforting.
No.751374
>>751373
People do it here all the time so I'm sure he's fine.
...I hope.
No.751375
>>751374
If anyone asks, he fell through another portal.
No.751377
>>751376
And that's a huge stone off my back.
So I'm branching out, Outer Heaven is nice and all but the shipgirls... I'm just uncomfortable around women.
No.751378
>>751377
Hah! I know the feeling.
Any particular reason why or...?
No.751379
>>751378
>thinking back
>creepy boss who always kept him in debt just to fuck with him
>annoying tsundere type
>ara ara "I need an adult" type
Women just rub me the wrong way.
...Well, Freud's going to have a field day with me now.
No.751380
>>751379
...riiiiiiiight.
Well you'll get used to them, I'm sure. Or maybe not, I don't spend a lot of time on base.
No.751381
File: 1456952452949.jpg (154.98 KB, 1213x1273, 1213:1273, 259106_175884502472285_550….jpg)
>>751380
Been around a year. Luckily my assignments are solitary. Only come back to base to restock on fuel and ammunition.
I do my best to stay out of everyone's line of sight.
Even the subcommander didn't know who I was.
No.751382
>>751381
I just take the occasional oddjob that they might have for me.
Whenever I show up I might talk to the others but not all too often.
No.751383
>>751382
That one engineer woman always had me dreading bringing Jehuty in for repairs. A little too excited with that plasma cutter.
No.751384
>>751383
Yikes.
Now I remember why I never go there for repairs.
No.751385
File: 1456952923468.jpg (187.63 KB, 828x980, 207:245, 4eb4ca2edb51e3e46450217a41….jpg)
>>751384
I try and break orbit. Side Three's much better. Less crazies.
No.751386
>returning after a full day out hunting
No.751387
>>751385
I usually just go out and see a guy who goes by Doktor.
He's been my go to guy for repairs for a long time now.
No.751388
>>751386
Someone's looking content.
As content as that obscuring biomask would let someone look.
>>751387
Must be good then. I've been meaning to outsource repairs too but I don't know who to trust.
No.751389
>>751386
Hey Pred.
>>751388
Maybe Dok buuuuut he can be a bit...eccentric at times.
No.751390
File: 1456953191147.jpg (124.14 KB, 600x755, 120:151, 660916-predator_big_game_2.jpg)
>>751388
>spent all day yesterday out hunting Big Foot
>>751389
>hello Jack
No.751391
>>751389
I have an extended contract with Outer Heaven. Define "eccentric". Like Big Boss?
>>751390
An alien cryptid hunter...
No.751392
>>751390
You were hunting Bigfoot...?
>>751391
In some ways, yes.
He has quite the sense of humor.
No.751393
>>751391
>>751392
>takes a monster to find a monster
No.751394
>>751392
I think for now I'll just keep putting my faith in Char.
>>751393
Truer body language has never been gestured.
How the bloody hell do any of us even understand you.
No.751395
>>751393
Well I'm just perplexed you're hunting something that may or may not exist.
All the evidence out there is pure speculation.
>>751394
Wise choice.
He's mostly good with cyborgs, can't tell how good he'd be with a mech.
No.751396
File: 1456953846654.jpg (121.93 KB, 360x879, 120:293, 3336598-predator-in-superm….jpg)
>>751394
>I've learned to not ask
>>751395
>same could be said about alien life
No.751397
File: 1456953940016.jpg (279.34 KB, 480x723, 160:241, crow_brust_by_queen_orange….jpg)
>>751395
You've got me there: entirely different internals and scale.
>>751396
Christ almighty.
No.751398
>>751396
>raises his finger
But--
I mean--
>puts it back down
Fair point.
>>751397
Yeah.
He'd like to try no doubt buuuuuuut letting him experiment with something like that could prove dangerous.
No.751399
>>751398
That thing's not a toy and I've mentioned ADA's pickiness.
No.751400
>>751398
>so how did your talk with Zelda go?
>>751397
>this isn't even me talking
gkaun-yte
>that's me talking
No.751401
>>751399
Yeah, might lock him inside too...
Alright so I won't let Dok anywhere near the thing.
>>751400
Really good.
...okay it didn't go exactly as planned, but I'm getting there.
No.751402
>>751400
Oh I know.
>>751401
I'm going to take a nap since ADA's feeling insecure and lonely now.
>
By that I mean the cockpit isn't opening so I'm going to wait it out.
>Keep. Runner. Safe.
Oh damn it, I'm not even in-
>comms: off
No.751403
>>751402
>huh
>>751401
>Jack you got no game
No.751404
>>751402
...I hope he has fun in there.
>>751403
I'm gonna do it next time, I swear!
No.751405
File: 1456955059741.jpg (640.95 KB, 1845x1920, 123:128, 4078697-predator-aliens-co….jpg)
>>751404
>then I want you to say it Jack
>say it like you mean it
No.751406
>>751405
I'M GONNA DO IT NEXT TIME.
No.751407
File: 1456955422703.jpg (851.31 KB, 1191x2591, 1191:2591, predator_jungle_by_jamga-d….jpg)
>>751406
>what are you going to say Jack?
No.751408
>>751407
...do I really have to say?
No.751409
File: 1456955679083.jpg (175.26 KB, 506x821, 506:821, 3933397-predator-invaders_….jpg)
>>751408
>yes, otherwise when the time comes you'll flub your line
No.751410
>>751409
I mean it seems a little ridiculous, doesn't it?
Shit I mean here I am taking advice from a Predator of all people and practicing lines that like a script!
You can't just force something like that!
No.751411
>>751410
>you're trying to dodge the subject Jack
>and what do you mean "I am taking advice from a Predator of all people"
No.751412
>>751411
Well it looks like it's working.
And I'm just saying that it's a bit silly. If you told me that Predator would be giving me protips on this thing months ago I wouldn't believe you.
I mean you're surprisingly good at it too so...I don't know.
No.751413
>>751412
>what because of my race?
>Jack my race consist of hunting, fighting, and mating
>and if you aren't good at all three then you're dead shit
>I've told you before that I'm banished here, doesn't mean I don't got game when it comes to females of my own kind
>I just can't mate do to being banished and that dad is hoping I screw up and get killed here
No.751414
>>751413
Well I mean maybe, you are the first alien I've ever had any real contact with.
I don't know anything about your culture so maybe you are good with the others I just don't know. Look I'm sorry it's just that I've been bothered about this a lot recently and I appreciate the help but man.
It's getting to me.
No.751415
>>751414
>why does this bother you so much Jack?
No.751416
>>751415
I'm unfamiliar with the feeling.
No.751417
>>751416
>only use to killing and hate huh?
No.751418
>>751417
I'm used to fighting. Anytime it seems like I'm able to get myself out, I get dragged in worse off than I was before.
I've tried to settle down. Multiple times...and yet it never works out.
I can keep on trying but with all this motivation I'm getting it feels like if I fail, I won't be just letting myself down this time.
No.751419
>>751418
>its called the warrior's cures Jack
>you never die in bed of old age
>that's just not what fate will have
>but I think this time will be different
>I've studied Zelda
No.751420
>>751419
You think so?
It's always different this time.
No.751421
>>751420
>was the other times with a magic ninja princess?
No.751422
>>751421
Well no--
Wait hold up. What did you just say?
No.751423
>>751422
>Princess Zelda of Hyrule
>Keeper of the tri Force of Wisdom
>uses her magic to alter her body to take on the form of Sheik
>I told you Jack...I study people
No.751424
>>751423
Princess...?
You're shitting me.
No.751425
>>751424
>Jack
>you know for a fact that I find lying dishonorable
No.751426
>>751425
Well this situation got more ridiculous then it already was.
No.751427
>>751426
>you're over complicating it
No.751428
>>751427
Maybe a little but jeez. A princess, that's like a whole other level.
Why did you have to go and tell me that?!
No.751429
>>751428
>because you wanted to know what was different
No.751430
>>751429
I wanted to know what'd make the situation better, that hardly makes the situation I'm in any better!
No.751432
>>751431
I mean come on.
I'm hardly good enough for that!
No.751435
>>751434
>hold on my human is a bit rusty
BULL SHIT!
No.751437
>>751436
>Jack didn't you crash a plan with no survivors on your own, with only your sword?
No.751439
File: 1456959620681.jpg (121.93 KB, 360x879, 120:293, 3336598-predator-in-superm….jpg)
>>751438
>not good enough he says?
>I'll never understand you humans
No.751440
>>751439
Warrior prowess alone is not a deciding factor.
No.751441
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>>751440
>is for my race
>and from what I've studied from knights and princess it helps here too
No.751442
>>751441
Alright I'll do it I'll do it but I'm not rehearsing anything!
No.751443
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No.751445
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>>751444
Meryl's here. I can feel it.
Meryl...
No.751446
>>751442
>can cut a ship in two just fine
>panics when asked to talk to a female
>humans
No.751447
>>751445
I know those woes, Snake.
How can you be sure?
No.751448
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>>751447
Kid, I looked at that butt for like, the longest time.
I know the sound of residual wiggle wiggle when I hear it.
No.751449
>>751446
Women...women are different.
>>751448
Right, how could I even doubt you?
You know your stuff.
No.751450
>>751449
Eh, I'll leave it for young Snake. FOXDIE killed the mechanics down there, and that idiot that's always shitting himself finished the job.
You still talking to that weird ghetto alien.
No.751451
>>751450
Right yeah there are two different Snakes.
And yes I am.
No.751452
>>751451
Always thought Ocelot was an alien, s'why I never trusted 'em.
That and he looks like he might...you know, steal your car stereo.
No.751453
>>751452
...wow.
Snake come on.
No.751454
File: 1456961272678.jpg (354.57 KB, 1024x1292, 256:323, tumblr_mqmonjfmaX1rfzbrho1….jpg)
>>751453
What? Some of us still have car stereos and not that namby pamby skeletal trait.
It's about the quality of the music, kid.
No.751455
>>751454
No I meant the stealing car radios thing!
That's highly insensitive.
No.751456
>>751455
He skins. Human. Beings.
Now I'm not saying I've seen it happen, but I wouldn't want to leave my car around one with the doors unlocked.
No.751457
>>751456
Jeeeeeez, you're saying that right in front of him.
Have some consideration.
No.751458
File: 1456961869163.jpg (165.62 KB, 900x1220, 45:61, tumblr_ndwqvygx8e1tf5pxao1….jpg)
>>751457
Fine, whatever.
...What was I doing here again.
No.751459
>>751458
Looking for Meryl I think.
No.751460
File: 1456961995305.png (359.92 KB, 862x486, 431:243, tumblr_mhgdo6Em3X1qequmpo1….png)
>>751459
MRRL
LET HER GO, LIQUID
No.751461
>>751460
Snake it's fine! Snake...Liquid's not here...Meryl isn't here either.
Calm down.
No.751462
File: 1456962243174.png (156.11 KB, 500x238, 250:119, tumblr_nu0f6buNjI1tzfj51o1….png)
>>751461
Why are you wearing that suit.
No.751463
>>751462
My other got too rusty.
No.751464
File: 1456962400760.jpg (248.79 KB, 850x1401, 850:1401, sample-136be34875a2e3adca9….jpg)
No.751465
>>751464
Yes my normal chassis became rusty when a Metal Gear attacked.
Had to put on this older one.
No.751466
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>>751465
Eh, the helmet's a little wonky.
Oh, almost forgot
>ahem
Metal Gear!?
No.751467
>>751466
Really? You're the first person to say that.
An yeah it was Metal Gear Salh-- Salhean-- the bipedal one.
No.751468
>>751467
Every Metal Gear since REX has been bipedal.
Except Excelsus but that was a stupid idea anyway.
We got an ID on the weak point?
No.751469
>>751468
Excelsus wasn't even technically a Metal Gear, was it?
And I do believe the shoulders were weak spots.
No.751470
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>>751469
I don't know, I was busy dying or something when that happened.
So it's just REX but taller?
What kind of idiot made that thing.
No.751471
>>751470
I think it was Hal's dad who designed it.
No.751472
File: 1456963443639.png (463.13 KB, 500x653, 500:653, tumblr_nmprhbh6KU1rfrzlio1….png)
>>751471
Boss really needs to get a leash on that nerd.
And why are there giant laser marks on the ceiling? What did I say about getting giant laser marks on the ceiling.
No.751473
>>751472
It's not my fault those giant laser marks are up there!
No.751475
>>751474
Don't look at me like that!
No.751476
File: 1456963854015.png (359.92 KB, 862x486, 431:243, tumblr_mhgdo6Em3X1qequmpo1….png)
>>751475
Like what
>balloon squishing noises
No.751477
>>751476
...I think your face camo is acting up again.
No.751478
File: 1456964316995.png (120.59 KB, 593x505, 593:505, tumblr_n4moiwNd0X1s3vgd9o1….png)
>>751477
You look like a traffic cone.
No.751480
File: 1456964465138.jpg (143.81 KB, 500x686, 250:343, tumblr_m3eebk3hDS1qcz91go1….jpg)
>>751479
Where the hell are my pills
>finds a bottle
Celebrere, the hell is that?
This country's going to the French, isn't it.
>gulps a few
I've got...important Snake things to do.
No more lasers.
No.751481
>>751480
But Snaaaaaaaaaaaaake!
No.751482
>>751481
Also I'm borrowing your barrel.
>weeeeee
No.751483
>>751482
Try not to throw up!
No.751485
>>751484
It's always like this around this time.
No.751486
>>751485
>kinda like it
>gives me time to think
No.751487
>>751486
I already do the philosophical thinking thing enough as it is.
No.751488
>>751487
>you're not over thinking are you?
No.751490
>>751489
>you're a real piece of work Jack
No.751491
>>751490
Well what's that supposed to mean?
No.751492
>>751491
>I mean you make things harder then they should be
>and yes, "this coming from a Predator"
No.751493
>>751492
I'm only make them as hard as they normally are.
No.751494
>>751493
>Jack I'm going to skin this body
>I'm doing it because you are being a downer
No.751495
>>751494
Come on, don't do that in here!
The smell will block out the depression!
No.751496
>>751495
>if it makes you feel better it isn't human
No.751497
>>751496
What the hell is it, then?
No.751498
>>751497
>I finally got that filthy animal
No.751499
>>751498
That thing's a Bigfoot?!
No.751500
>>751499
>yep
>get to knock him off my list
No.751501
>>751500
You make a landmark scientific discovery and you decide to skin it?
No.751502
>>751501
>you're an advance cyborg ninja that can't talk to girls
No.751503
>>751502
>face going pale
That's...that's different.
No.751504
>>751503
>we're slaves to our own beings Jack
>I was raised from birth to do this
>you for how long you've been alive
>when something comes to break us out of what we know, it feels strange
No.751505
>>751504
So I guess we're the same in that regard.
Maybe someday this won't feel strange to me.
No.751506
>>751505
>and maybe someday I can go home
No.751507
>reading an Archive Double Digest
No.751508
>>751506
We can always hope, huh?
>>751507
What are you reading, Boss?
No.751509
>>751508
Archie comics. That Jughead always gives me a chuckle
No.751510
>>751509
Well now I've got to ask this.
Betty or Veronica?
No.751512
>>751511
Hmmm, that's quite an unconventional answer.
I like it.
Not bad, Boss.
No.751513
>>751512
You know there used to be an Archie Theme Restaurant?
No.751514
>>751513
Really?
Wonder what was on the menu...
No.751515
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>>751514
Yup. Joliet Illinois. Probably had standard American foods
No.751516
>>751515
I would've liked to have tried that actually.
Even if for the sheer novelty of it.
No.751517
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>>751516
Same here. Closed up while I was sleeping.
No.751518
>>751517
Even if I knew about it, I wouldn't have had the time until recently.
That's something we're going to think about missing out on for awhile...
No.751519
>>751518
Yup.
Sure us quiet tonight
No.751520
>>751519
Yep.
Another quiet night here in the swamps. Guess it can't always be so active.
No.751521
>>751520
True. Guess TV must've gotten real good lately
No.751522
>>751521
You'd think they'd watch it here, this place has a really good TV.
Oh well, maybe watching TV with a bunch of strangers isn't on their agenda.
No.751523
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>>751522
I bet as soon as I call it a night, tons of people'll show up
No.751524
>>751523
Or when I call it a night.
Who knows.
No.751526
>>751525
Sooooo.
>kicks his feet up
How's everything back at base?
No.751528
>>751527
Can't complain?
I should probably stop by more.
No.751530
>>751529
What can I say? I've become accustomed to this place again.
No.751531
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>>751530
I get it. I'm here all the time
No.751532
>>751531
It's amazing how this place can just drag a person in like that.
I almost wouldn't believe it if I weren't part of it.
No.751533
Is this a real life conversation?
No.751534
>>751533
We were talking about Archie earlier.
>>751532
Yup
No.751535
>>751533
Yes Master Miller, you're not dreaming this time.
>>751534
Eh, I'm not complaining.
You can meet some cool people here.
No.751536
Mmm... This rust... And those marks on the ceiling...
>"Looks like things went a little crazy recently."
And we missed it.
No.751537
>>751534
And then it just...turned into this?
Boss you're a charismatic leader, even if you're not the original; should we go speed-dating or something?
Wait did we already do the Betty/Veronica debate?
>>751535
It's almost a shame, if I was dreaming I'd be able to see.
Answer the question, Raiden.
>>751536
That hair...
No.751538
>>751535
Like Bucky. That was pretty cool.
>>751537
Why speed dating?
I was asked. I chose Josie.
No.751539
>>751537
This is a real life conversation.
>>751538
Yeah Bucky's pretty cool.
He knows what it's like to be a brainwashed henchman of evil puppetmasters...
Not many people can say that.
No.751540
>>751536
>don't look at me
>I was out hunting
No.751541
>>751538
Not Gem?
>uh
Well don't take this the wrong way, but you're not the most...effusive.
Speed-dating offers an objective and a time-limit, just like a mission.
>>751539
I didn't mean that part!
You're one of many with that problem too, you know.
No.751542
>>751539
He was my hero as a kid.
>>751541
I've got something I'm working on. Long term plan. Speed dating would only be a distraction
No.751543
>>751541
What part did you mean Miller, what part?!
Maybe you should be more specific.
>>751542
Right yeah he's technically older than you.
...man that's hard to believe.
No.751544
>>751537
Quite dandy, no?
>>751540
Is that so? I didn't think you were the one responsible for the damage, but I'd imagine you'd want to have a piece of whatever did it.
No.751545
>>751544
>depends
>I'm vary selective
>well right now I'm vary tired
No.751546
>>751542
I don't trust that woman, Boss!
We're talking about the same one, right.
>>751543
YEAH START TALKING BITCH!
>ahem
Sorry, that happens sometimes.
>>751544
Do you...maybe hunt vampires? With clackers?
No.751547
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>>751543
Right? Time travel and shit.
>>751546
Who are you talking about?
No.751548
>>751545
Busy day?
>>751546
>"Hunt vampires"?
>UUUUUUH
That's... quite a specific question, but no. No I don't.
No.751549
>>751546
I wouldn't even know what to talk about!
>>751547
Actually he was frozen...?
No that was Cap, he was the frozen one.
No.751550
>>751547
It's...I mean it's her, right? Quiet?
She's with the Skulls, I still don't like it.
And she makes fun of my burgers!
>>751548
Oh, my mistake.
>mental note: don't play Jojo late at night while doing paperwork
>or Castlevania
Then you are?
>>751549
Then imagine you're in a combat situation! You have to make small talk with the enemy, do it!
No.751551
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>>751549
I was talking more about me. Since Boss and I are roughly the same age, but he looks like he could be my dad.
>>751550
Trust her more than I trust Emmerich. Plus certain astethics
No.751552
>>751550
>UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Well...
>UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
How's life been going?
Make any good burgers recently?
>>751551
Oh yeeeaaah you went through time travel...somehow.
No.751553
>>751550
I'm a simple dandy in search of a good fight. You can call me Slayer. And the lovely lady next to me is my wife, Sharon.
>Sharon waves
No.751554
>>751551
>massive salt rising
The only Emmerich left alive is Snake's friend Hal, Boss. Otacon.
We've said goodbye to that base goblin for the last time.
>>751552
Terrible! That's general stuff!
You want to make a connection with this person, don't you?
Again.
>>751553
Uh...
>whoa hey there
We've got plenty of fight in us, but probably not the kind you're looking for.
You can call me Miller.
No.751555
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>>751552
Somehow.
>>751554
The weird kid that plays with dolls? Something ain't right with him I tell you what.
No.751556
File: 1456979216146.jpg (481.31 KB, 800x882, 400:441, He's literally doing it wi….jpg)
>>751554
Well you can't just start off personal right off the bat!
>>751555
Should we...figure out what happened?
No.751557
>>751555
You mean like his lust for anime is causing him to be possessed by the latent spirit of his dead father?
I have a theory...
>>751556
DON'T ASK QUESTIONS-I mean.
This is a delicate operation, Raiden. What if it's Rose?
No.751558
>>751554
A pleasure meeting you, mister Miller.
>Sharon nods
Are you sure about that? Outer Heaven's got some men that I'm quite sure could give a good fight!
No.751559
>>751556
Nah. Why mess with a good thing?
>>751557
No, i mean, it's possible, but not where I was going. I just meant how attached he was to those dolls is weird
No.751560
>>751557
Then I ask her how she's been, how little John has been doing, and continue off from there.
>>751559
I guess you're right. As long as there's no possible ramifications, why worry?
No.751561
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>>751558
I don't know, skirmishes with outside forces could be useful, but there are too many negative repercussions.
I guess if Raiden or Boss here were open to it, I wouldn't say no.
But I'm not one to do it myself.
>empty sleeve blowing in the wind
>>751559
Oh...
Do you think the dolls are some secret brainwashing technique from the Patriots?
>>751560
Ok.
But what if a guy comes up and slaps your girlfriend's ass.
What then
No.751562
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>>751560
Exactly
>>751561
Probably not. But maybe we confiscate them for investigation
No.751563
>>751561
Hah! That's an easy one!
I don't have a girlfriend.
>smug externally
>crying internally
>>751562
Still though I can't help but wonder...
Eh. I'm sure I'll forget about it in a day.
No.751564
>>751561
The cyborg indeed seems like he would be a good opponent! Not very skilled, but he compensates with fighting spirit! As for Big Boss...
>eeeeeeh
Well, I would feel honored, but... I don't think he would be very willing...
No.751565
>>751562
Yes! Investigation.
That's what we're confiscating them for.
>>751563
>head shaking
You see this?
>points to his head
That's disappointment.
>>751564
Not one of those guys that just attacks people out of nowhere, huh.
You're already better than most, Raiden would be happy to fight.
No.751566
>>751563
It's all good Jack
>>751565
....
I'm assigning this task to Ocelot
No.751567
>>751565
I'm just being honest is all.
How can a man slap my girlfriend's ass if she does not exist?
>>751566
You're probably right. I just worry too much.
No.751568
>>751565
But of course! I would never attack someone without the will to fight.
>There were a few exceptions, though."
Sharon, please.
>cough cough
With your permission...
>>751567
Excuse me, Mr. Raiden.
No.751569
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>>751566
Wh-no!
Come on, Boss. Don't be that guy.
Be that guy in a good way.
>>751567
Yeah well now you're fighting the guy in the cape.
See what being a nerd does?
>>751568
Hoho, spicy?
No.751570
>>751567
Fair enough
>>751569
Fine. You have 48 hours. The you have to give it all back
No.751571
>>751568
...ahhh what the hell, I could use a work out.
>gets up
>
>>751569
Being a nerd means you get to fight stuff?
Somebody should tell Hal, he won't be happy to hear that.
>>751570
I should probably not do that.
No.751572
>>751569
>walks in
>carrying a sack of anime figurines
I ALREADY DID IT, MILLER.
20 MINUTES AGO
No.751573
File: 1456981194318.png (415.61 KB, 500x508, 125:127, tumblr_nzrecipKXY1ulpjkco1….png)
>>751570
Hey, no, that's no trouble.
On a totally unrelated note, the 3D printer is working, right?
I know we got carried away making all those fake horns for the girls.
>>751571
Don't you play wordgames with me!
>>751572
No...not Hatsune Miku!
I'LL KICK YOUR RUSSIAN COWBOY ASS
No.751574
>>751573
Hahahahahahah!
I don't know who that is!
No.751575
>>751569
She does that sometimes...
>"And you love it~"
Yes, yes. Now sit with Mister Miller for a moment, I'll be right back.
>>751571
That's the spirit!
>Heaven or Hell
>LET'S ROCK
>Here he comes, Raiden!
No.751576
>>751573
...uhhh Master Miller?
Your vein is bulging again.
>>751575
>nothing beats the ever classic...
>parry!
Show me what you've got!
No.751577
>>751574
OCELOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
>clumping forward
>trips over an anime doll on the floor
>spills out
Damn it!
>>751575
So this is the power of...whatever that guy is.
Not bad, not bad at all.
>>751576
JUST DO THE FIGHT
>struggling up
No.751578
>>751577
Oops look like I dropped that...or was it strategically placed there by me as part of my plan?!
>picks the doll back up
>puts it in the sack
Now Boss will have to give me nothing but the highest of credits for doing this mission with nothing but finesse!
After that...I guess you can have them.
No.751579
>>751576
>The punches just keep coming
>faster and faster
And here I said you lacked skill!
No.751580
>>751577
>helps him up
You need to be more careful, Mister Miller.
No.751581
>>751577
Okay Miller!
Whatever you say!
>>751579
>trips him up
That's when I began!
I've been practicing!
No.751582
>>751578
He never planned to let me have them in the first place, you damn madman!
>squinting at the doll as he puts it away
No...it can't be!
Is that what I think it is!?
>>751580
>shoves away
I'm fine!
>wait boobs
I mean uh...heh, you're too right. Balancing with only one arm and leg is hard enough.
>>751581
Do it or you're Jort again.
No.751583
>>751582
Why yes it was.
A doll of yours truly...circa 1984.
No.751584
>>751581
>tripped
>aaand hands on the floor
I could tell!
>spinning biiiird kick
No.751585
>>751584
With every other person getting better, I learned that I need to as well!
>kick'd
>falls to the ground
Augh!
>>751582
Not today!
No.751586
>>751582
It must be so hard for you. And yet you don't let that get in the way of your job. What an example of a man!
>sits him down on a chair
Would you like some tea?
No.751587
>>751583
And one of me from...1974?
Who did this? Such a lust for anatomical correctness!
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>751585
Do the Zandatsu!
>>751586
Jeez, I'm no different than your other average guy. Maybe a bit lighter, is all.
>HAHAHAHAHA
Tea...I haven't had real tea since I was kid.
No.751588
>>751587
I don't know, ask Hal...oh no I wonder how he's going to react when all of his anime dolls are gone.
No.751589
>>751585
That's a good mentality!
>ELBOWDROP
No.751590
>>751588
...I think something's missing but I can't tell what.
>turns on the lights
>sees EVERYTHING is gone
Huh...is...is this some kind of joke because it isn't funny!
You can knock it off, Snake I know you're around here! You can come out now!
...Snake? A-anybody?!
>screams so loud it could be heard back at the Legion
No.751591
>>751589
Gotta keep up with the times!
>shoves him off
>gets back up
>>751587
It's not the right time for Zandatsu!
No.751592
>>751587
>Giggle
And funny too!
>Already has a cup in hand
I hope it's to your liking.
No.751593
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>>751588
They're a distraction! Who cares how he feels!
>>751590
>Vegeta_Screams_Past_Time_And_Space.exe
...Oh.
>>751591
But it's so cooooooooooool.
>>751592
Tea made by a woman like you? I bet it's the best.
Even if it wasn't, I'm not that crazy.
>sip dat tea
No.751594
>>751590
...did anybody else hear that?
Sounded like a bird.
>>751593
I feel...kind of bad now.
I haven't felt bad in like...years, Miller. YEARS.
Should I give these back?
No.751595
>>751591
But can you keep up with me?
>Going for another punch
>what do?
No.751596
>>751593
>Maybe not the best
>But that's some damn good tea
So what's your job in... Outer Heaven, wasn't it?
No.751597
>>751593
It is cool but now is not the time! The Zandatsu is a skill, one that must be timed perfectly!
>>751595
>slides beneath the punch
>it manages to scrape against his chin
I hate it when that happens!
>throws a knife
No.751598
>>751594
I didn't think you could feel bad at all. Being a total dickhead and all.
Tell you what, I'll hang onto them for the time being and give them back the next time I go back to base.
Snake's still in Thailand with Boss...I'll have him send him a Skype call or something.
>>751596
>easy Miller
>don't be stupid just for boobs and tea
I'm the base subcommander. The men usually take orders directly from me, but we all give credence to the Boss.
>>751597
Like posing?
No.751599
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>>751598
How can I trust you?
Maybe I'll just deliver them myself right now. It'd be safer than letting you keep hold of them here.
No.751600
>>751597
Hoho! Full of tricks, aren't you?
>manages to grab the knife with his other hand
>tosses it right back
No.751601
>>751598
Exactly like posing!
>>751600
>catches it with the high heel feet
>puts it back in its sheathe
Always come prepared!
>now Raiden's coming at you
>whatchu gon do
No.751602
>>751598
Ah yes! I think we've seen you two conversing a few times we've come here... You two seem like good friends.
No.751603
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>>751599
>yanking the box away
What? Don't worry about it, Ocelot.
What are....f-f-f-fr...friends for?
>AWARD WINNING SMILE
>>751601
Throwing weapons are for posers! And not the good kind!
>>751602
The best kind of friends.
Now if you'll excuse me I have...criminals to apprehend.
>clomps off with the toys
No.751604
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>>751603
...Hal's probably not getting them back
No.751605
>>751601
>Come at Raiden, of course
>It's time for
>[ DEAD-ON-TIME]
>Get ready for that energy tackle
No.751606
>>751603
...What were those toys for? Oh well.
>siiip
No.751607
>>751603
>grumble grumble
You can't please that guy.
>>751605
>blocks
>but still flies into the wall
Agh, shit!
No.751608
>>751607
>screeeeeeech
>stops on his tracks
>
I think that's enough for now. Don't you think?
No.751609
>>751608
If you say so, I might've been good enough for a bit more though.
>Raiden no
>your white blood is already leaking
No.751610
>>751609
I'm sure you would. However, I already had a good grasp on your strength, so I'm satisfied for now.
>Grabs a tea cup from Sharon
Though, Mr. Raiden, I'm pretty sure I've seen you sporting another chassis before.
No.751611
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>>751610
What can I say?
Got caught up in the heat of the battle one time and it started rusting up.
Have to use this one for now.
No.751612
>>751611
Rust?
>looking around
So it's safe to assume the battle you took part has to do with this?
>points to the laser marks and the rust
No.751613
>>751612
You'd be correct in your assumption.
...we should probably get this rust out of here, it can't be good for the building's foundation.
No.751614
>>751613
Agreed! Stand back, Mr. Raiden!
>powering up
No.751615
>>751614
If you say so.
>steps back
>little more
>little more
>perfect
No.751617
>>751615
Whoaaaah!
>punches the ground
>BOOOM goes legion
>And perfectly fine a few seconds later
That should do it.
No.751618
>>751616
>better not have brought a metal gear again
>goddammit
>>751617
Looks like that did the job.
I'm impressed.
No.751619
>>751618
>bonked with debris
>[inhale]
>[exhale]
No.751620
>>751618
>nod
Now, if you excuse me... I do believe it's time for my wife and I-
>wait
...Where's Sharon?
>>751619
Oops. Sorry about that, little b-
>Is he floating?
A psychic?
No.751621
>>751619
Uhhhh...
>Don't think anything compromising, Jack.
>He can read into your mind.
>>751620
Last I saw, she was talking to Master Miller.
No.751622
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>>751620
>staring
>into
>your soul
>...
>>751621
>muted emotions
>this calms the Psycho Kid
>or at least doesn't make him drop Metal Gears
No.751623
>>751622
>
>>751621
Yes, but then he left, and she kept watching us. Could have she gone ahead?
>distant screaming
...Actually, I think I have it figured it out.
No.751624
>>751622
>Yeah.
>Nothing to think about here.
>Mmmmmmhmmmmmm.
>>751623
What do you think?!
>concerned
No.751625
>>751623
>That lady worries about a lot of things.
>So I fixed it.
>>751624
>[inhale]
>[exhale]
>Do you like Huey Lewis and the News?
No.751626
>>751624
>Arms outstretched
Wait for it.
>>751625
Lady?
No.751627
>>751625
>Maybe a little
>hearing "Power of Love" in his head
>>751626
If you say so.
No.751628
>>751626
>Vampire lady.
>>751627
>It's a classic, you know.
No.751629
>>751627
Steady, steaaaaady...
>Sharon falls through the roof, into Slayer's arms
There you are.
>"Couldn't you have waited until I left the building!?"
Oh my! Apologies, darling.
>>751628
Vampire lady? You mean Miss Alucard?
No.751630
>>751628
>Oh yeah, you can't beat it.
>Good stuff. I sometimes listen to this stuff during my downtime.
>>751629
Now isn't that romantic.
No.751631
>>751629
>Alucard?
>>751630
>Hey ninja?
No.751632
>>751630
>"I was launched into the sky!"
But wasn't it exciting?
>"...Yeah, it was."
>>751631
First name Rachel. Can summon lightning. Has pigtails.
>Unless
You're not referring to my wife Sharon, are you? Because if you think she's a vampire, you're very mistaken.
>"Slayer, who are you talking to?"
No.751633
>>751631
>Yeeeessss...?
>>751632
Now how the hell did she even end up in the sky...?
Oh right that whole blast thing you did.
No.751634
>>751632
>She sounds young. I don't know any girls like that.
>Wolf used to be young, but then she grew up and her chest got all big.
>??
>But that's lame!
>>751633
>what's that
>hallucinate an axe going into your head?
>caaaaaaaaaaan do
No.751635
>>751634
Ohya? Boy, haven't you learned it is rude to judge a book by it's cover? My wife is human, but she's quite unique!
>>751633
I suppose I should have been more careful... I'll make up to you later tonight, Sharon.
>"Hmph! You better."
So about that boy...
No.751636
>>751634
>imagining an axe in his head
>imaginary white blood starts leaking out
Wha--
WHAT?!
>looks up
This is fine.
>>751635
Yeah forget the boy, can we first talk about the axe in my head?!
...is there an axe in my head or am I just seeing things?
No.751637
>>751635
>But she's not a vampire.
>Not being a vampire is lame
>Hall starts shaking
>>751636
>Trying getting a reservation at Dorsia now, you-
>...
>I can't say those words.
No.751638
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>Keep. Runner. Safe.
I feel very safe, thank you ADA. Can we get back to business?
No.751639
>>751636
>"What axe?"
I'm afraid your mind is playing tricks on you.
>frown
Or rather someone else is.
>>751637
Well that is true. But still-
>shaking
Oh that can't be good.
No.751640
>>751637
Hey you planted this thing in my head!
...better than the alternative.
>imagining even more white blood gushing out
Jesus.
>>751638
He's still in there!
>>751639
Well admittedly this isn't the first time I imagined there was an axe in my head buuuuuut this the first in a long time.
No.751641
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>>751640
Stiiiill in here. At least the seat is comfy.
No.751642
>>751638
>?
>???
>whale?
>>751639
>feelings of horror making a feedback loop on himself
>Slayer would now see Sharon lying dead
>>751640
>hey Raiden
>ever imagine Rose committing suicide
>well you did now
No.751643
>>751642
>!
W-What but I was... I was just...!
>Calm down, Slayer...
>It looks like the boy chose to play with you next.
>>751640
Mr. Raiden, tell me: How's Sharon?
>Sharon's okay, but now she's looking very concerned
No.751644
>>751641
It better if you're going to end up locked in there.
>>751642
>falls on his knees
GODDAMMIT KNOCK IT OFF.
>eyes flicker red for a moment
AHH NOT NOW!
>>751643
She looks to be fine but I'm losing focus here!
No.751645
>>751642
Oh Christ it's the little mental prat.
>>751644
And the prat's knackering up Raiden's brain. For fuck's sake.
No.751646
>>751643
>Let me read your mind.
>not-Sharon infesting with maggots
>that have top hats and canes
>Tretij no keep it together
>>751644
>!
>ambient mad=shota lightning rod
>hall starts crunching up in response to Raiden's RULES
>>751645
>But that's not what knackered means.
>Your bad English accent is good.
No.751647
>>751644
I could say the same... I'm against harming children, but if this sick game continues...!
>"What is going on with you two?"
>>751646
What the...
>shakes his head
Now that is just disrespectful!
No.751648
>>751645
Don't call me Raiden! That's just the name I use to hide my real self--
>keels over
Not this time!
>>751646
>Looks like that child allowed to me reawaken yet again, Raiden! Isn't it GREAT?!
>I thought you were erased! I'm not Jack the Ripper!
>That's just what you tell yourself to make yourself feel better! Face it, you've always been Jack! You can't get rid of what IS you!
>>751647
I'd like to attempt it myself but I've got...bigger problems!
>Come on, we can gang up on the kid together! He'll stand no chance against Jack!
I'd sooner die.
No.751649
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>>751646
Right then, isn't it past your bedtime?
>>751648
For fuck's sake.
No.751650
>>751647
>Raiden's consciousness has assumed predominance
>ded Sharon disappears
>>751648
>this hate is a hate almost as bad as Eli's
>but directed at himself?
>2+2=???
>creaaaaaaaaak
>Hall's base supports weakening
>>751649
>sorry m8 busy getting swept up in the mad
No.751651
>>751650
>phew
That's a relief... Now we need to-
>>751648
Mr. Raiden...?
No.751652
>>751650
Stupid dangerous kid. ADA, send out the psychic feedback loop before he kills everyone in there!
>Roger.
>byoooooom
>night night, Tretij
No.751653
>>751651
>ThereOnceWasLittleJackHeWasAGoodBoyUntilHeGotMemedOn
>SolidusSolidusSolidus
>>751652
[!]
>I can't hear anyone anymore.
>I can't hear anything
>topples over mask first
No.751654
>>751649
Don't worry this is just...a minor inconvenience...
>no it isn't
>>751650
>We're literally tearing this place apart, maybe you should just let your TRUE NATURE out.
>I reconciled with my past, how are you even here?!
>I'm not your past, Raiden...I'm your future.
>No my future is...
>Your future is what? Actually being able to settle down? Give me a break, you...WE were born to kill. We'll send your ladyfriend our regards though, huh?
>Yeah as if I'm EVER going to let that happen...
>>751651
Mister is too formal. Call me Jack!
I've had enough of this you edgy bastard!
A soul can't be cut, Raiden...a soul can't be cut.
It can be subdued, though!
>falls onto the ground
>aaaaand he's out cold
No.751655
>>751653
>>751654
Phew...
>Conflict resolved.
That it is. Too bad I don't carry those Fulton devices.
No.751656
>>751653
>>751654
What in the world...?
>"Maybe we should leave for tonight..."
Agreed...
>
No.751657
>>751655
>[inhale]
>[exhale]
>psi-fire sputtering
No.751658
No.751659
>>751657
Someone ought to pick him up.
>>751658
That can't be good.
No.751660
>>751659
>VRRRRRRRRRRR VRRR VRRR VRRRRRRRRR
>An entrance like that...is far from cool. We ought to have descended through the roof like two avenging bats from Hell. The greatest most foul bugs ever to grace existence
Bats...aren't...bugs.
No.751661
>>751660
>sweeping up
>
>
>
>oh no
No.751662
>>751661
>?
>What ho, do my eyes deceive me or is there a maiden clad in the shimmering satin of the servants of the night before me?
>eyes rolled: Sawyer edition
>chainsaw putters off
No.751663
>>751662
>sigh: meido edition
So you are the relief miss Bala mentioned?
>
Where is the knife one?
No.751664
>>751663
>wind gusts through
>quiet Hellsing ambiance goes here
>Freeloaders.
Free...loaders...?
>But never mind that now. Our blade-wielding compatriot shall slink in like a panther, arms bristling with waiting death as if a cat of the night.
Fucking...retard...
>kicks Lotton in the shin
Busy...
No.751665
>>751664
I see he has not grown mentally since the last time we met.
>guh
No.751666
>>751665
>reeling Lotton
>Sawyer plonks down next to him
>chainsaw cleaning goes here
Where's...fry...face...
>The stars...looks beautiful tonight, don't they.
No.751667
>>751666
You will rephrase what you refer to miss Balalaika as.
>rrrr
She will be around soon.
No.751668
>>751667
>Muttley_Laugh.mp3
Since...when...did...
>frown
>Nnngh...the query that my compatriot means to pose, I believe, is thus.
>night wind goes whooooooosh
>glasses glint like some dramatic bullshit
>What is it to you?
No.751669
>>751668
>guh
You are only shooting yourself in the foot.
No.751670
>>751669
>Sawyershrug
>An apt metaphor, perhaps.
>But my guns are unloaded
>Sawyer cocks a fist back
>decks Lotton in the face
>still re-threading choonsoow
Like...being...second...banana...but...not...waiting...
No.751671
>>751670
>amused by the PAWNCH
I hope you brought a sturdier chainsaw this time.
No.751672
>>751671
...
>...
Not...her...right...?
>I fear neither death nor maid, but I am also curious, so that I know how much of the beast I am forced to release tonight.
No.751673
>>751672
You do not believe in precautions?
No.751674
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>>751673
>putt putt putt
Don't...fuck...with...us...
>Precautions, like my cup?
>Tactical anti-cup check technology fused with a streamline design that doesn't negate my twilit crawls
No.751675
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No.751676
>>751674
I believe miss Bala has your answers.
No.751677
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500 feet, sestra. I mean it.
>...
No, I don't care all that much if you think she's a FARC spy. You-
>...
You misunderstand, you're supposed to stay within 500 feet. And-
>blink
Oh god it's the relief squad.
No.751678
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>>751677
>laser tracing a heart on Bala's shoulder
No.751679
>>751676
Leetle mees chainsaw giving jou a hard time?
No.751680
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>>751676
>grunt
>Then we shall wait!
>...That didn't seem too enthusiastic, did it.
>>751677
>air quotes
Free...loaders...
>Scarred maiden of the night, we have come to seek an audience with you. And also money.
>>751679
>just gonna keep licking my lolly
>smuggin
No.751681
>>751677
Miss Bala, they are here now. Minus Shenhua.
>>751679
>!
Miss Amanda!
>>751680
I still do not understand why you and miss Shenhua carry him around.
No.751682
>>751678
>laser pointer out of her pocket
>commence semaphore
>"No means no."
>>751680
Uh...
>Christ
I sent you that summons what was it, three weeks ago?
You guys aren't bad either, frankly I'm kind of impressed at the incompetence.
>>751681
And the only one worth my time if not my English skills isn't even here. Peachy.
I hope they haven't been causing trouble.
No.751683
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>>751680
>ufufu
Jou're pretty ballsy.
>>751681
Relax. Dere is noting to be worried for.
No.751685
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>>751681
Wants...to be...his...mother...
>slight eyebrow raise
"Special"...
>>751682
Plane...tickets...expensive...
>rubs a hand together
Money...doesn't...grow...on trees...
>muffled Lotton outbursts
>>751683
Got...a...collection...
No.751686
>>751682
I was under the impression that miss Shenhua is hospitalized from a prior engagement.
>>751683
I am not worried. Dis is easy peasy.
Are jou hungry?
>Mini your accent
>>751685
>what
Hwat?
No.751687
>>751685
>grin
So do I.
CIA pigs do squeal when jou take de knife to dem.
>>751686
I'm estarving.
No.751688
>>751684
>"That's what worries me."
>>751685
You have to spend money to make money, that's just simple economics.
I would have appreciated a call beforehand, I've been forced to adjust and now you look like a group of jackasses.
Am I missing anything?
>>751686
>?
Is she now, that's news to me. Though I guess given the situation it's to be expected.
>why me
Oh well, Worick and Nic can handle the scraps.
Who's your friend.
No.751689
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No.751690
>>751686
>shrug
>I have no mother, she was taken from this world by the avatar of a dark god, during the witching hour on the winter solstice.
>Or is that pushing it too far.
>>751687
CIA...lucky...
>pout
>jar of floating testes and eyes rolls out of a handy duffel bag
>>751688
>dual embarrassed noises
Well...
No.751691
>>751687
We can make something together when the business is concluded!
>>751688
She is Amanda Valenciano Libre. Comandante de la Frente Sandinista de Liberacion Nacional.
>beat passes
The FSLN commander from the mid-70's. She supplied the Lovelace family with the weapons we use.
>>751690
...Please stop talking Lotton.
No.751692
>>751688
And jou must be de ruskie Boss is prepping Roanapur for.
>>751690
Oho?
>snaps
>duffel bag dropped from the rafters into Amanda's arm
>thank god for formaldehyde
>preserved testes and fingers in a jar
>Amanda why
No.751693
>>751689
...How did she even do that.
Boris, keep an eye on her sight placement. Don't engage, you'll lose.
>...Yes, Kapitan.
>>751690
Well nothing, that was pretty damn simple if you ask me.
>sigh
You're already here, so I might as well find some use for you. Lord knows how flaky Two Hands is these days.
>>751691
Amanda...
>tfw ruskie names are just as long but entirely different
Uh...
>Sandinista
>o i am laffin
Is that so. Awfully young to have been fighting Contras.
>>751692
>oh god the accent
It's been a while since I've heard it put so crassly.
>
Prepping?
No.751694
>>751691
>Lotton goes back to silent posing
...
>>751692
>!
>Sawyer's eyes widen by a fraction
Never...bothered...with fingers...
No.751696
>>751693
>young...
Itis a long, stupid story I do not entirely believe. Dis body is supposedly not mine.
>shrug
Itis close enough.
Prepping.
>>751694
I got a jar of ears too.
No.751697
>>751693
I do not know how, but I know that is the same old lady who armed the head maid and I personally.
>>751694
>I want to slap him
No.751698
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>>751694
>
It's also not a good idea to ignore the potential employer you made wait for nearly a month.
>>751695
>operating the laser in her teeth
>"You and I are having a talk later."
>>751696
It also apparently doesn't give you the ability to elaborate. Shame.
>guh
Long stupid stories are kind of in a market crash around here. Give it a week and you'll get it, I guess.
>>751697
I'd argue but you have tattoos carved on your bones by a blue dogman. I know when I don't have a leg to stand on.
>did I hear
You two are making dinner, huh...
>my poor stomach
No.751699
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>>751696
Not...so...bad...
Freezer...full...at work...
>>751697
>now he's posing behind mini
>Ginyu_Does_The_Dance_Of_Joy
>>751698
>eeeeeeeeeee
>eeeeeeeeeeeeee
Yes...m-ma'am...
>It is against everything I believe in to make a woman wait. Truly.
No.751700
>>751698
I cannot explain what was not told to me. Jou ruskies always were a pain.
>guh
Itis a favor from both Big Boss and I.
>>751699
Freezer, ah. Jou are a meat packer? Itis a clever front.
No.751702
>>751698
>eeeeeeeeeee
Jou are going to lahv it!
>MINI WATCH THE ACCENT
>>751699
>why
>his crotch is on the back of my heeeeead
>proximity to Bala: yes
>dick kick: also yes
>shoe knife: no
No.751703
>>751699
>Bacon Art: Menace of the Fried
Let's get one thing straight here, boys and girls.
You are employees. Lagoon Company were employees. Whatever complex you may or may not have is irrelevant, just like you.
But I suppose I'll find something.
>>751700
He just keeps pulling acquaintances out of the woodwork, doesn't he.
But I'm not really in the mood to start up proxy antagonism again. If you were asked to tell me something I suppose that's that.
>>751701
>nodnod
>waving off
>>751702
>HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGH
More...beans?
No.751704
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>>751700
Just a...cleaner...
Chicana...huh...
>>751702
>down he goes
>Gadzooks, my twin meat moons!
>Sawyer clicks on a button on her voice thing
>[hahahahahahahaha]
No.751705
>>751703
A long life of fighting leaves many enemies and just as many comrades.
>shrug
He said jou should be pleased when he is done.
>>751704
Chicanos are Mexican. I am Nicaraguan.
Cleaner... what is dat, a hitman?
No.751706
>>751703
Meat and seafood, gallo pinto, ahh...~!
>too excited
>>751704
>tuuurn
>
Do not put that filthy crotch on my head again!
No.751707
>>751705
>glaring at the freeloaders
A life of fighting, sure. One of winning leaves comrades and suspicion. Maybe a couple of killer headaches.
>blink
...Oh god he's burned it to the ground, hasn't he.
>>751706
>gkkkt
There's no need to get so excited, I'm sure I'll be eating this for the rest of my life.
>motherland help
No.751708
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>>751705
>VRRRRRRRRRRRR VRRRRR
Clean...after...hitman...
>>751706
>aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Well...?
Say...sorry...
>stomp
No.751709
>What a rowdy bunch.
>What's with all the women I know being a bunch of criminals. Who am I, Fionn?
>[keks internally]
>Ikebukuro, wasn't it...
No.751710
>>751707
>chorus going "FOR HE'S A JOLLY GOOD FELLOW"
WAHAHAHA!
No.751711
>>751710
Boss please get off the box I want to use it
No.751712
>>751707
Boss wouldn't do dat unless he didn't have a choice. He is a bad person, but not an evil person.
>>751708
Ahh... we could juse someone like jou. Messy business. Baht eet looks like jou have a contract.
>>751709
Oye, why so dull in de eyes?
No.751713
>>751707
O-oh...
>>751708
>joining on the stomping
>smol pls
No.751714
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>>751711
Nonsense! Where we're going, we won't need boxes!
Snake... look outside. All the buildings are boxes.
No.751715
>>751709
So that's where you went. You look like you're about to gather a layer of dust.
>stale doggo deployed
>writing in a diary
"...And then I threw dog treats at him. True story."
>>751710
Nnnngh.
>>751712
Hardly a real difference, is there.
Or can I blame that on Nicaraguan romanticism.
I'm almost touched.
>>751713
>I have never been so proud
You sound disappointed.
No.751716
>>751712
>eyeing Bala
>[sweating]
Not...smart...to...renege...
>>751713
>oh she's got the chainsaw
>mini stop her
No.751717
>>751714
Boss there's a difference buildings are cubes like boxes and-Oh my god you weren't kidding they're all boxes.
No.751718
>>751712
Nothing.
>drags out nearly half of the cig
>tosses it out the window
Amanda, wasn't it?
>>751715
>
At this rate the bruise is gonna be permanent.
No.751719
>>751718
Probably not the worst time to remind you that you're only as corporeal as you believe.
Or so I assume, hell if I know how it all really works.
>puff
Our esteemed new friend here makes a good point. What's all the hubbub, bub.
No.751720
>>751715
You said to not sound excited.
>>751716
>!
Miss Sawyer no! He is an idiot but-
>uh
what would miss Shenhua say?!
No.751721
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>>751715
>shrug
He helped us in Costa Rica when we were exiled. We overthrew Somoza. He has my gratitude.
>>751716
Oh, I know.
>puffan on a cigar
Next time, eh?
>>751718
Noting mi culo, prettyboy.
No.751722
>>751717
Snake... this is going to actually be fun.
No.751723
>>751719
>rubs the smudged ink bruise off his forehead
Even dogs think about things other than bones.
>hey that was actually kind of clever
>>751721
Long hours take a toll on even this finely chiselled piece of ass.
No.751724
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>>751720
>chain stops above Lotton's face
>?
>oh shit yeah huh
Ooops...
>nudges Lotton
Sorry....
>[Lotton withdraws coolly]
>>751721
Depends...on...pay...
Third...too...
No.751725
>>751722
That's...uh, wow.
Boss are you saying you don't have fun?
Because I totally recommended shuffleboard and you said no.
No.751726
>>751720
There's always room for improvement on both sides, you know.
Chalk it up to one of those ice queen things, I guess.
>>751721
>she must have a spider on her shoulder
>that's a lot of shrugs
So far all he's done is kill me, so you'll understand if I don't care.
>>751723
>I bet he thinks that was clever
>I'll let him have it this once
Uh huh.
But doesn't enlighten me anymore than before, does it.
No.751727
>>751726
>muscle tic
>aftereffect of malaria in the 70's
>de moar jou know
And here he is trying to patch tings up.
>>751723
Chiseled is juan way to put et. Too bad jou lack a leetle cheek.
>>751724
>haha fuck
Ah well. We do not have much.
No.751728
>>751724
Phew...
>>751726
>ice queen
>russian
>queen
>ice
Anastasia?
>Mini pls
No.751729
>>751725
I'm not much for shuffleboarding.
Spearfishing though...
No.751730
>>751726
Aw, you don't gotta worry about old Lancer.
>tapping his cheek
Though putting one here wouldn't do any harm.
>>751727
I have the perfect amount of cheek.
>nearly none at all
>flex
Just because you can't handle it
No.751731
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>>751727
In the...red...now...
Shenhua's...gonna...kill...us...
>>751728
>shrug
>hefts unconscious Lotton
>sneaking away
No.751732
>>751727
>wew :^)
Better to ask forgiveness than permission, right.
Fuck.
>>751728
>...
>okay no that's not fair
If that's what you want.
>>751730
>man I can't keep up with this young ghost people flirting
Oh?
>Stechkin pressed against his cheek
Was that one or two you wanted?
No.751733
>>751729
Boss you need a licence for that.
Boss you need a licence for that.
No.751734
>>751733
Forget licenses! I AM THE RULES!
No.751735
>>751734
Now you're just gonna make that gold man show up!
Good thing it always triggered a cutscene, or we might have actually been in trouble.
No.751736
>>751730
>just kinda
>swats his ass
Noting at all. Bah. I guess for a man dat's alright.
Too firm for my liking.
>but Amanda you're the one with cushion for the pushin
>>751732
Dat's right.
No.751738
>>751735
SNAAAAAKE! Have at you... some fish!
No.751739
>>751732
Something nice and comforting to raise my spirits.
>>751736
Oh I see, not into men, huh?
No.751740
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>>751736
>wut
Seems as though I'm interrupting a domestic scene.
I'm sure we can have our token tawdry conversation about "the old days" at each other's leisure.
How the FSLN justified giving up perfectly good munitions to outfit a bourgeois family is beyond me, though.
>>751737
>
What.
>
Anastasia is a bad thing?
Since when?
>>751739
I have just the thing.
>squeezes his cheeks so his mouth opens
>plugs the cigar in
>still covered in lipstick
If that doesn't do the trick then I really need to throw out all those James Bond movies.
No.751741
>>751738
Can't we just buy the baked duck fetuses from the guy with the bucket on the beach like everyone else?
No.751742
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>>751739
Hwat.
>>751740
Not really. Beanpole over here isn't much.
>
We did not have much fighting to do after we removed Somoza from power. A few personal favors don't hurt.
No.751743
>>751740
Oh... I thought you were going to shoot maestro.
No.751744
>>751741
Don't be a square, Snake.
No.751745
>>751740
>taking long slow puffs
>putting on a decent Sean Connery
You expect me to talk?
>>751742
"For a man", you said. Makes me wonder how many other butts you been slapping around.
No.751746
>>751742
The earliest period which would have been at the immediate end of 1979. But was more likely towards the middle of the 80s. The Lovelace brat was kind enough to play informant, is all.
Seems just a little counter-intuitive.
>>751743
Bullets don't hurt him, dear. Holding a gun to someone doesn't mean anything anymore here, remember?
>>751745
>pffff
No Mister Bond, I expect you to die.
No.751748
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>>751745
Jou have de flattest butt on a man I've ever slapped. Itis disappointing.
>>751746
De boy is juseless. His father was a good man.
No.751749
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No.751751
>>751748
>
You knew the Bloodhound, then. Didn't you.
>shrug
If you're looking for better slap material, try one of the other ghost people.
The guy that looks like he's covered in red snot has one you tell stories about.
>>751749
>idle cheek pinch
You left the stove on.
>eyes watering from the peppers burning
>aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
No.751752
>>751746
You're a woman of many quirks, Bala. I didn't know you were hip enough to enjoy Bond.
>>751748
It's just well toned. You gotta stop seeing fat dudes.
No.751753
>>751750
>slidewhistle
>can of hairspray
>and a lighter
Boss.
No.751754
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>>751751
I did. She's pretty good. Could give some of Boss' men a run for their money.
Ehh. Now I'm bored of it.
>>751752
Too toned. Dere's noting dere. Sitting must be a pain wit no cushion.
No.751755
>>751751
But I have not even started yet-
>sniffsniff
>???
>darts off
No.751756
>>751753
OOOOOOH NOOOOOOOO!
No.751757
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>>751752
A little known fact, the Soviet civilians didn't give two shits about the preservation of ideals.
We did anything we had to in order to get bubblegum and movies and that kind of thing.
Still have a Joan Jett cassette I bought off a prisoner in Afghanistan.
>>751754
>this chica
Interrupted, at least. I played along as long as I could.
>>751755
>jeez
>discreet chugging of a vodka liter
>if I kill the taste buds I won't have to torture them
No.751758
>>751756
BOSS I DON'T WANNA DO THIS BUT YOU LEAVE ME NO CHOICE
No.751759
>>751758
OOOOOOOOH
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
No.751760
>>751754
>jumps
>lands on his butt
Been kicked there enough times.
>>751757
Have you no shame, woman?
>snags the bottle
You should be offering me a drink too.
>swig
No.751761
>>751759
Are...are you still saying that to me or is there something behind me that you're talking to.
No.751762
>>751757
>rubbing her shoulders before the shrug fits hit
I'm going to go help Fabiola in de kitchen.
>>751760
>gives his ass another slap as she goes
Work on it.
No.751763
>>751761
SNAKE LOOK OUT, THAT'S NOT MASTER MILLER!
>blink
Why did I say that.
No.751765
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>>751760
Shame?
>
Boris, what's shame?
>I'm not sure, Kapitan.
Now I think you're just making things up, Lancer. That's not very nice, you know.
>pulls a fresh bottle out
You wouldn't happen to have some secret way to endure spicy food, would you.
>>751762
>interesting
...Two of them?
No.751766
>>751763
COLONEL IS MERYL'S BIOLOGICAL FATHER.
>uh
Boss?
>>751764
A HIND D?
No.751767
>>751762
Tell Tiny she looks good today!
>>751765
Oho, a weakness?
>smuuuuuuuggggg
No.751768
>>751766
ONE MUST DIE AND ONE MUST LIVE.
>beat passes
BOOOOOOOSSSSS--wait really--oh he told me about that in 1970. Wowee.
>>751764
>>
No.751769
>>751767
If only you were so lucky.
>looking around furtively
>leans in
My palate isn't really made for anything that registers on the Scoville scale. But now she has someone else in there helping and if I can't eat it she's going to cry do you know how bad that will be for everyone else involved.
No.751770
>>751766
I'M YOU, I'M YOUR SHADOW!
BRRRRRROTHER WHY IS THIS HAPPENING-
>>751768
>KREENG
>TKO
No.751771
>>751768
GO HOME-wait just how is she anyway.
Am I...younger?
>>751770
>
>
>
>
Psycho Mantis?
You're that ninja...
No.751772
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>>751769
My ways of comforting aren't built for small ones. You've really got me in a bind here.
>digging through his pockets
Gum... gum... you got gum?
No.751773
>>751771
Meryl's being possessed by my old comrade from the 70's.
I'm cool with it.
No.751774
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>>751772
Oh I don't know, you seemed to be doing well enough with the awkward attractive teacher bit you had going there.
>uh
>rifling through the cleave
>pack of Chiclets from the 90s
...I should clean in there.
No.751776
>[spic gabbing and laughing from the kitchen]
>smell of food emanating
No.751777
>>751775
Isn't it great? She even dumped that idiot who shat himself!
No.751778
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No.751779
>>751774
I'm not cut out for the teaching. Still learning, myself.
>unwraps the gum
Now I'm worried about your hygiene standards...
>pops it into his mouth
>chewchewchew
No.751780
>>751778
>cocks his slapping hand back
Don't make me do it, son.
No.751781
>>751776
>sniffsniff
>it actually smells good but I still want to run away
>>751779
How oddly introspective.
>?
I certainly hope you have a bigger plan than blowing a bubble with that.
No.751782
>>751780
MERYL
LET HER GO, LIQUID.
THIS IS BETWEEN YOU AND ME
No.751783
>>751781
>out they come
>the food doesn't seem to be peppered
>other than the stew
Surpriiiise!
>Jou better eat every last spoonful!
No.751785
>>751776
>it's happening
>Gotta act quick.
>>751781
>grabs her lapel
>holds her nose to open her mouth
>[mouth-to-mouth gum transfer]
>breaks off quickly
Keep it under your tongue. You've got an hour.
No.751786
>>751783
You were serious about the lobster, then.
>man my boys don't even make grub this good
>tiny notepad out
>[Should've gotten a maid years of: 34
>>751785
>!!!
>
>
Oh I can't wait to hear the explanation for that one.
No.751788
>>751786
You can grovel at my feet in gratitude later when you're not trying to rip your own tongue out.
>the gum should be feeling kinda fizzy
Uh. They didn't see it, did they..?
No.751789
>>751786
I do not joke about food.
>It's damn good quality too.
No.751790
>>751788
>oooo
>smacking her lips
I'd be more concerned about the problem in front of you. It's how you bullheaded types handle things usually, isn't it?
>hmm
You know I contemplated it once or twice before in passing, but the execution wasn't terrible.
>>751789
>jeez
>seat: taken
If it's anything like that blind moron going on about his hamburgers...
>...
I don't know where to start.
No.751791
>>751790
What are you talking about-
>oh
>ohhhhh
Well if you ever find yourself in a spicy situation, you know where to find me.
No.751792
>>751790
The gallo pinto is a good place to start.
>sets the plate of rice in front of her
Then the stew. I made a little too much, you can save some for later.
Then the steak and lobster.
>Miller really does like his hamburgers... but they are so unhealthy.
>>751788
>oh she saw
>tfw bacon is leagues better than mini
>tfw crushin
>aaaaaaaa
>conceal don't feel
No.751793
>>751791
It would be in your best interests more than mine to keep this a very rare happenstance.
>nods to mini
You're going to eat some of this too, won't you.
I know the blonde sword people are gluttons but you can't all be like that.
>>751792
Red meat and vegetables? It sounds good enough to me.
>sniff sniff
>aaaaaaaaaaa that's good
You're sweet.
>still not used to separate stages of a meal
>starts spooning the rice anyway
No.751794
>>751793
But it's your meal.
>already sitting with a piece of lobster on a very small Bolg
>nom
No.751795
>>751793
>aaaa she called me sweet
T-thank you, miss Bala.
No.751796
>>751794
Cheeky.
>still places a fork near the lobster
>eyeing the smol bolg
You've been creating more of those things out of thin air or something for a while now. What's the story.
>>751795
>guhuhuh
I refuse to just have you sit there and watch me eat.
>hefts mini into her lap
You made it, so it's just as much your as mine.
No.751797
>>751796
>
B-but this is your food. In my culture only lovers eat from the same plate!
No.751798
>>751796
Trick of the trade. Taught to me by the most important woman I know. Impressed? You should be.
No.751799
>>751797
Then you'll have to excuse this first of many cultural insurrections. The military is the only place you're fed well in my culture.
>making it to the lobster
>oh
>oh
>
>>751798
Now that's a level of outright narcissism unlike you. Or at least I thought so.
>gulp
I can't remember much of what I dug up on you with this kind of food in my mouth. Remind me.
No.751800
>>751799
>blushing so hard it's reached across her face
U-um...
>takes a sliver of lobster
>tfw never tasted own cooking
>shuddering
>das gud
No.751801
>>751799
Wicked witch of the... North east taught me how to be a Lancer, Caster, everything in between. Not much more than that.
>that I want to say.
No.751802
>>751800
>looks down after a while
>empty plate
>and no stomachache threatening
Some kind of damn miracle...
>?
Your face is all red. Suffering some backlash now, hm?
>>751801
>ticking off on her fingers
Spears and magic, I take it. I don't keep track of the other titles you guys have for the most part. Just let me know when there's a Gunner.
>nom
I'm glad you had someone like that. Everyone should have the chance, at least once.
No.751803
>>751802
>
I ate from your plate...
No.751804
>>751802
>?
Chance at what?
No.751805
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>>751803
Hm? I already said I didn't mind it, what's the worry.
...Kinda wish there was a little more rice, but I hate to be greedy.
>>751804
>happiness
>fulfillment
Fill in the blank.
Almost hate to think how somebody like you would've turned out without what I'm assuming was a hardass teacher.
No.751806
>>751805
I am sorry for the awkwardness...
No.751807
>>751805
No where near as helpful and probably still dead, I reckon.
>frowns
I wonder what the hell she's doing. No way death would be easy on her soul.
No.751809
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>>751806
Why? You aren't like this much these days, it's cute.
>wait shit
>whatever time to bully
Lovers, huh.
>>751807
Let me stop you right there.
I don't know what kind of relationship a ghost is supposed to have with death, but thinking about the dead you care about isn't good for anyone.
Whatever you're thinking, it's probably better than the truth. Nobody's blaming you for being ignorant this once.
No.751810
>>751807
...s'feels roight.
No.751812
>>751808
>fucking bird talk
>>751809
Man, just as I got into a decent enough mood.
>cig out
>mumblegrumble
No.751813
>>751812
Lancer, look! Gil got me a new bird!
>it's bonking against Bolg
No.751814
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>>751811
>guhuh
Cat got your tongue?
>>751812
It's what I'm best at. It's really half your fault for not remembering that.
Is all this the reason for the mopey face earlier.
No.751815
>>751814
I-I, um...
>aaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I SHOULD BE GOING NOW
>about to run off
No.751816
>>751813
He got you a bird? I thought birds just flew at you like bees to a flower.
>>751814
I wish it was that simple. But we've all got our own problems, yeah?
No.751817
>>751816
They do! But these ones aren't wild.
No.751818
>>751815
>oh this'll be some good fun for a while
Fu...
>wait is that a
>laser sight
>yanks Mini back
On second thought, if you're going to come pestering me in the middle of the night anyway, we might as well leave together.
>>751816
The devil may care Lancer in need of a pep talk, I think I've safely seen everything.
>...
>cheek smooch
Try not to horn in on my territory as local sadsack too much, hm? It can't be healthy.
>strides off
No.751819
>>751818
Rrr... next time.
No.751820
>>751817
I kinda feel like it's wasted money in that case.
>shoos the bird off bolg
Though I doubt that makes a lick of difference to that guy.
>>751818
>sticks his tongue out
It's a nice change of pace.
No.751821
>>751820
>back on Enk's shoulder
>it's beatboxing now
Money is nothing to the king of the world!
>
Lancer, Lancer! Do you wanna have fun?
No.751823
>>751822
>growing ram horns
Gil says you're a demigod too. Maybe you'd be fun to play with!