No.751824
>Meanwhile, in the Swamp-a-tron 9000, it was THE FUUUUTUUUUURE!
No.751825
File: 1457018413102.jpg (349.85 KB, 800x623, 800:623, c1430c6f329957e9db273e450c….jpg)
Same as it ever was.
Same as it ever was.
Same as it ever was!
Same as it ever was!
No.751826
>I think someone is going insane on the couch
No.751827
>>751826
Party withdrawal, it's terminal.
No.751828
>>751827
>I'll make sure they bury you with a party hat on
No.751829
File: 1457021696157.jpg (32.85 KB, 564x433, 564:433, 326b959fc71ba19ed0daa3e2d5….jpg)
>>751828
>shoots the jukebox
>Ain't No Grave starts playing
God I love that thing.
No.751832
File: 1457021900046.jpg (179.05 KB, 495x700, 99:140, 02ecffe91fdd1816f39b362005….jpg)
>>751831
The jukebox. Got allll the good stuff on it.
No.751833
>>751832
>does it have songs from the 80s time period?
No.751834
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>>751833
It's got every song I could think would be on a jukebox. Must be expensive.
I got one back at my office but the selection ain't nearly this big.
No.751835
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>>751834
>this requires further investigation
No.751836
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>>751835
Sucker for the 80's huh. You should hang with the white symbiote.
No.751837
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>>751836
>I do
>he recruited me for his band
No.751838
>>751837
Now that sounds like a good time!
No.751839
>>751838
>it would be
>but we really don't do anything
No.751840
>>751839
Well that's... lame.
No.751841
File: 1457023621204.jpg (121.93 KB, 360x879, 120:293, 3336598-predator-in-superm….jpg)
>>751840
>he's too busy trying to wright songs
>it takes him a long time
No.751842
>>751841
It's gotta come from the heart, I guess. Ain't that right, brother-
>immediately stabbed by Summoned Swords
>and Rebellion
Well gee, thanks! That guy...
No.751843
File: 1457024038654.jpg (640.95 KB, 1845x1920, 123:128, 4078697-predator-aliens-co….jpg)
>>751842
>reminds me of my own brother
No.751844
>>751843
I swear he gets pricklier every other day.
No.751845
>>751844
>that's family for you
>my older brother loved to punch me in stomach every time we meet
>he then switched it up to stabbing me and saying not to be a bitch when I bleed
No.751846
>>751845
Huh. Vergil's older too. Must be a grump trait.
No.751847
>>751846
>Just be glad you don't have a younger brother that keeps reminding you of all your fuck ups and how he will never do them so dad will love him better
No.751848
>>751847
That would suck too. Jus' Verg and I.
No.751849
>>751848
>I'm a middle child of 5
>an older brother and sister and a younger brother and sister
No.751850
File: 1457025996167.jpg (42.82 KB, 564x363, 188:121, d9de252b5a6aaf2449e6d0d11b….jpg)
>>751849
And nobody would ever know.
No.751851
>>751850
>if you met them you'd know
No.751852
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>>751851
In all honesty the last time I met an alien they tried to dance with me. It didn't end well for'em.
No.751853
>>751852
>did they have two left feet?
No.751854
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>>751853
When they started. They didn't have any when I was done.
No.751855
>>751854
>then it was there fault for having poor dancing skills
No.751856
>>751855
Can't touch this.
No.751857
>>751856
>like the human Stanley Kirk Burrell
No.751858
File: 1457027352073.jpg (185.71 KB, 492x700, 123:175, Dante.(Devil.May.Cry).full….jpg)
No.751859
File: 1457027583389.jpg (851.31 KB, 1191x2591, 1191:2591, predator_jungle_by_jamga-d….jpg)
>>751858
>yes him
>I almost feel as if his song challenges me to make physical contact with him
No.751860
Hey things aren't rusty anymore!
Well how 'bout that.
No.751861
File: 1457027750413.png (1.24 MB, 812x1224, 203:306, e964bff36370372c1ba31f5313….png)
>>751859
Go for it.
>>751860
You missed Rustapalooza too?
No.751862
>>751860
>instead everything is all chrome
>>751861
>I may just do that
No.751863
>>751861
I first thought I was trapped in the future.
>>751862
...WHAT?!
I must've gone too far this time...
No.751864
File: 1457027913551.jpg (125.61 KB, 850x478, 425:239, sample-a9347ebd1f6c60b9aae….jpg)
>>751862
He might actually be good at dodging.
>>751863
I did the future thing too.
No.751865
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>>751863
>this is fine
>>751864
>then it will be a worthy challenge
No.751866
>>751864
So we aren't?
Good, good.
...at least I hope we're not.
>>751865
Yes it is! Everything is fine!
No.751867
File: 1457028418710.png (132.93 KB, 500x281, 500:281, tumblr_inline_nqqb6vKxLa1r….png)
>Looking outside the window
>Everything is chrome
Oh Enkidu won't like the future...
No.751868
>>751866
>times like this I'm glade I can switch visions
No.751869
File: 1457028752356.jpg (412.01 KB, 808x668, 202:167, It's just like one of my j….jpg)
>>751867
SO THIS IS THE FUTURE?!
>>751868
How did we let this happen...?
I guess I slept too long.
This is a nightmare. A nightmare from which I shall not wake up.
No.751870
>>751867
>[screams externally]
No.751871
>>751869
>I have a long life span
>but this does hamper on my hunt list
No.751872
>>751865
It could also just be a song.
>>751866
Dude it's chrome outside.
No.751873
>>751869
I didn't want to believe it either, but...
>points to sign outside
>"Welcome to the future"
>>751870
OH NO!
No.751874
>>751872
>looks outside
Huh.
I didn't think I'd sleep that long.
Everybody knows the timeline goes chrome after rust.
Must've slept through the rust age.
>>751871
Weeeell it can't be that bad--
>trips over something
ACK
No.751875
>>751873
I'VE MISSED OUT ON SO MUCH
SO MUCH.
No.751876
>>751874
>what is it?
>>751872
>only one way to find out
No.751877
>>751873
FRIEND IT'S ALL METAL WHERE IS THE LAND THE EARTH IS COLD AND UNFEELING AAAAAAAAAA'
No.751878
File: 1457029940760.jpg (1.01 MB, 1000x1414, 500:707, de41461ce0aca6dda2868d46d4….jpg)
>>751875
Yes. Yes you did. And now you're the chrome era alone. How does that make you feel!
>>751877
>ÀAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAÁ
Calm down, Enkidu! We cannot panic in the face if adversity!
No.751879
>>751876
>looks on the ground
I don't know!
>>751878
...my entire family's gone. My wife is gone. MY SON IS GONE, MY GRANDCHILDREN ARE GONE!
My friends are also gone...I must adapt to the times. I am no longer the Cure, I am not Anti-Venom
>shifts into the Venom jacket
I'm just Eddie Brock, loner.
No.751880
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>>751878
MAKE IT GO BACK GIL
No.751881
>>751879
what does it look like?
No.751882
>>751879
Can you cure the chrome?
>>751880
There is only one way to fix this!
>It's time
>For Ea
No.751883
>>751881
A thing...? I guess?
I can't tell...if this was ever a thing, it isn't now.
>>751882
No...and even if I could, I couldn't cure everything being gone.
I must roam this new world...and I must find a way back. While also helping anybody who needs help during my quest.
No.751884
>>751883
so I go take a dumb everything is chrome and who keeps leaving signs that it's the future?
No.751885
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>>751882
I'm ready!
>Enuma Elish building
No.751886
Ah crap, Goldie and the Green Giant are gonna blow the world up.
Better play a sick demonic magic guitar solo.
>Nevan manifests
>rockin' out
No.751887
File: 1457031522415.png (165.38 KB, 151x421, 151:421, Why are we here just to su….png)
>>751884
What?!
Why are you here?! You're not supposed to be here! Go on! Go back to the afterlife, my son!
It's better for you...
No.751888
>>751887
....what? are you off ya meds?
No.751889
>>751888
This is the future, boy!
You're supposed to be dead!
...or that was one long dump.
>>751886
Know any Ozzy?
No.751890
>>751883
Welp. Good luck on whatever you're decide, formely white mongrel. As for me...
>>751885
To correct this twisted world!
>VRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
ENUMA ELISH!
>>751886
>THIS ELISH IS GETTING CRAZY
No.751891
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>>751889
Goodbye To Romance is a good "end of the world" song
>the guitar's also a lady
>a spooky ghost lady
>Goodbye To Romance.mp3
No.751892
>>751889
what? it's not the future ya old coot! someone just painted everything chrome and put up sighs!
No.751893
>>751891
You know what?
Yes it is. I would've gone for No More Tears personally.
>>751890
Thank you.
>>751892
No they didn't!
I know this is the future this time! I can feel it in my boooooones!
No.751894
>>751890
To return the Earth to its beautiful state!
>Enkidu: TRANSFOOOOORM!
>Form of: Divine Lynchpin!
No.751895
>>751893
I'm pretty sure that's just being old ya feel, but sure lets blow up the world, not like I care
No.751896
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>>751890
You're damn right it is!
>>751893
That's good too but I already started playing!
No.751897
>>751893
>Hello, Eddie
>And welcome to Enuma Elish
>The earth is on the process of being destroyed and saved about seven times
>Please, fasten your seatbelt
>>751894
>WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH x7
How did that go?
>>751896
Uahahaha! This has to be the first time our clash has been accompanied by the appropriate music.
No.751898
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>>751895
It has to be this way...
Everything must go back!
>>751896
And once you start playing an Ozzy song, you've got to finish it.
Those are the rules.
>>751897
Somehow I always knew it'd always end like this.
No.751899
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>>751898
and when we're all dead? eh like I said screw it
No.751900
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>>751897
>peeks outside
We did it~!
No.751901
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>>751897
Now you two know how to throw a crazy party!
>>751898
>finishing up
>final riff extended just for the fuck of it
Gotta admit, that was probably the coolest thing I've ever seen. And I've seen a ton of crazy shit.
No.751902
>>751898
The future is saved!
>>751900
Yes! Now we celebrate!
>>751901
Of course! As humanity's first king, and the one who experienced all the world's pleasures, could I do any less?
No.751903
>>751899
Well I didn't think that far ahead.
Too late to stop it now.
>>751901
It was up there, yeah.
The music made it that much better, though.
>>751902
Wait we didn't have to like die or anything?
Huh.
So we're still in the future?
No.751904
>>751902
>flops onto Gil
Victory!
No.751905
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>>751902
First king, huh. Neat.
Name's Dante.
>>751903
Right? You can make anything better with the right song.
No.751906
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>>751903
Well...yeah. Live with it, I suppose.
>>751905
Dante, mm? I would like to hear more of your guitar another time. But for now...
>>751904
>1 minute hug until...
>Tosses him through the wall
I'm the only opponent for you, Enkidu!
>Going after
>Fight scene awaaaay~
No.751907
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>>751905
Yep, and you did just that.
>>751906
DAMMIT!
Look like it's roaming for me still!
No.751908
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>>751907
we're not in the future!
No.751909
>>751908
What's yer proof?
No.751910
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>>751906
Never a dull moment.
>>751907
Futurereal.
No.751911
>>751909
did you go outside or just look at all the chrome stuff and flip out?
No.751912
>>751910
Well I guess it's time for me to find a way back to the past.
>>751911
But there were signs!
Signs! Who would put up signs saying the future while also spraying everything chrome?
WHO DOES THAT?!
No.751913
>>751912
half the assholes that come here
No.751914
>>751912
You need a rockin' future soundtrack. I recommend a lot of synth-heavy stuff.
No.751915
File: 1457034573150.png (436.19 KB, 543x523, 543:523, Edward_Brock_(Earth-616)_f….PNG)
>>751914
I was thinking of mix of metal and synth heavy '80s music.
>>751913
Well that's just an accusation.
I need proof!
No.751916
No.751917
File: 1457034760534.jpg (179.05 KB, 495x700, 99:140, 02ecffe91fdd1816f39b362005….jpg)
No.751918
File: 1457034931988.jpg (214.19 KB, 500x724, 125:181, tumblr_mpdhintVd81rur0aro1….jpg)
>>751917
Yep! Now all I need is a motorcycle I can use to ride through the wastelands with style.
No.751919
>>751915
have ya tried going outside?
No.751920
>>751919
Why I walked here!
No.751922
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>>751921
Everything seemed normal up until a certain point.
No.751923
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>>751922
up until ya got here
No.751924
Jaaaaaack, where are jooooou?
No.751925
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>>751923
Uuuuuntil I got here, yes.
No.751926
>>751924
>still on the floor from last night
>this has been one bad week for Jack
No.751927
>>751926
Oy...
>taptap
Jou okay?
No.751928
File: 1457035837994.jpg (197.95 KB, 900x1291, 900:1291, 3222624-5824585854-14096.jpg)
>>751925
....ya a freaking injet ya know that?
No.751929
>>751927
>he isn't responding
No.751930
>>751928
I was thinking maybe we were early in the chrome period.
Where not EVERYTHING is chrome but they're making it chrome!
No.751931
File: 1457035983738.jpg (38.68 KB, 500x282, 250:141, tumblr_n16qv4lpDW1r0ozh4o1….jpg)
>>751929
They really got you good, eh.
>lifts Jack up in a fireman carry
>over the shoulders he goes
Come on, let's get you someplace comfier.
No.751933
>>751932
Who else would pick up a cyborg ninja laying on the ground?
>cheesegrin levels: Colgate
No.751934
>>751933
Not exactly who I was hoping for.
>stifled laughter
But I guess this works too...
No.751935
>>751930
.....I'm going to hit you....and I'm going to hit you and I may never stop.....on the bright side I think those two ended up killing the Predator trying to reset the world
No.751936
>>751934
Expecting your crush? I almost feel like I'm spoiling a moment.
No.751937
>>751935
WHAT?!
Awww man he was my bandmate! Now my band is short one member!
Eddie the Head is going to be so disappointed in me!
No.751938
>>751936
Wasn't expecting but it might've been nice.
Though maybe not, don't want her to see me...like this.
No.751939
>>751937
like that matters ya can find a new band member!
No.751940
>>751938
Hahahaha! Maybe it is better that I found you first.
No.751941
File: 1457036740791.png (102.93 KB, 134x297, 134:297, Who knew Clete was part of….png)
>>751939
I guess, but it won't be the same...
But I can deal with it I suppose.
No.751942
>>751941
not the same as having a Predator? not like it had friends here or anything
No.751943
>>751940
Yeah though...last night was an experience alright.
Every negative comes with some positives though, including that.
No.751944
>>751942
I think the elfborg over there was pretty good friends with 'im.
No.751945
>>751944
nah, he had no friends
No.751946
>>751945
He had friends, come on son.
Don't be such a debbie downer, eh?
No.751947
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>>751946
I'm not, I'm just saying
no friends
don't matter he dead
No.751948
>>751947
If ya say so, boy.
I'm pretty sure he did, though.
No.751949
>>751948
well I don't, he won't be missed
No.751950
File: 1457037361982.jpg (131.5 KB, 848x942, 424:471, jetstream_sam_mug_by_baihu….jpg)
>>751943
What happened this time?
No.751951
>>751950
That Mantis child got in my mind...helped Jack the Ripper become let out again.
I thought he was gone but I only locked him up. Hoping nothing would let him out.
I knew I had to face him this time instead of just letting him fester inside me again. I should've done it sooner...but I guess that was the perfect time.
When I passed out I was finally able to fight him where nobody would get hurt...and when I woke up only one emerged back out of my subconscious.
No.751952
>>751949
Man he must've like pissed in your Cheerios or something.
No.751953
File: 1457037807722.jpg (292.79 KB, 510x706, 255:353, b75709fd34ff775d7765000518….jpg)
>>751951
So you beat de Ripper. That's good. Why that's very good! Isn't that, cause for celebration?
No.751955
>>751953
I guess it is, yeah. It's cause for celebration.
I haven't felt this at peace with myself in years. There's no internal conflict, no worry about snapping around you guys. The Ripper is finally dead.
No.751956
>>751954
Well to be fair, your wives net you a lot too.
Y'weirdo.
No.751957
>>751956
.....
>throws a stool at him
No.751958
>>751957
AHGK!
I'm not wrong!
No.751959
File: 1457038461881.jpg (121.07 KB, 571x605, 571:605, Carnage-marvel-comics-1465….jpg)
>>751958
I'm going to strangle you!
No.751960
>>751959
Wait hold up.
Before you do that just let me...
>shifts back into Anti-Venom
Get back into my regular attire.
No.751961
>>751955
Jack is Back. That will be our title! Who do we invite? I do not think your old Snake friend likes me very much.
No.751962
>>751961
Everybody.
And yeah Snake...Snake's complicated like that.
No.751963
File: 1457038741494.jpg (107.47 KB, 830x572, 415:286, Cletus_Kasady_(Earth-92131….jpg)
No.751965
File: 1457038985417.jpg (189.78 KB, 850x787, 850:787, sample-01bd755b334a6d94f67….jpg)
>>751962
Excellent!
>beat passes
No Sundowner. or Monsoon. And I do not want Mistral to be around after she broke your heart: I might get angry and take hers out.
No.751966
>>751965
God no!
I meant everyone we actually like.
No.751967
>>751966
Then excellent!
...So that's just Karai and Snake, huh.
No.751968
>>751967
...this is going to be one sad party, huh?
No.751969
>>751968
Ehh... we'll make it work.
No.751970
>>751969
I'd invite Sheik but...I have no idea where she is.
At all.
No.751971
File: 1457039557960.gif (683.88 KB, 479x267, 479:267, tumblr_ne9jmfPLJO1r54ixco1….gif)
>>751970
It's not like we can't just have fun ourselves!
No.751972
>>751971
Ahhh good point we've done it before.
Also speaking of uhhh Sheik, I'm gonna need some advice Sam.
Because things got more complicated.
No.751974
No.751975
>>751973
This is gonna sound silly, but uhhhh...I heard she's a...princess.
No.751976
File: 1457040501727.png (398.61 KB, 416x700, 104:175, tumblr_mm242wT1TN1s7x8v0o1….png)
>>751975
...Run that by me again?
No.751977
>>751976
Princess.
She's a princess of a kingdom.
For real.
No.751978
>>751977
Okay, Jack... I will admit this is actually above my league. But even so, I will give you this advice... are you ready?
No.751980
File: 1457040956720.jpg (292.79 KB, 510x706, 255:353, b75709fd34ff775d7765000518….jpg)
>>751979
>ahem
So what? She is still a woman, yeah?
No.751982
File: 1457041017153.jpg (378.76 KB, 1369x1920, 1369:1920, 2170236-civilized_beasts_0….jpg)
>oh hey this place is still standing
>neat
No.751983
>>751981
Then you just have to go for it.
No.751984
>>751982
Hey! You're not dead!
Knew something was off there.
>>751983
Guess you're right.
I still can't believe I may or may not have a princess interested in me.
Like...I don't even know how that happened!
No.751985
>>751984
>what? no I got on my ship when those two started to mess up the world
>wanted to take you with me but you kept squirming out of my grasp and crying
No.751986
>>751984
I'm proud of you, Jack.
No.751987
>>751985
I was busy dealing with my...inner demons.
Glad you're not dead, though. Sam and I may or may not be having a party later.
Feel free to come along.
>>751986
Next time I see her, I'm gonna sweep 'er off of her feet!
Or...awkwardly stumble while trying but I'll still do it!
No.751988
File: 1457041681284.jpg (121.93 KB, 360x879, 120:293, 3336598-predator-in-superm….jpg)
>>751987
>I'll bring my net launcher
No.751989
File: 1457041728884.jpg (56.86 KB, 500x281, 500:281, tumblr_mw4v2f3yFQ1rkrn29o1….jpg)
>>751987
>thumbs up
You got this, Raiden!
No.751990
>>751988
...why?
>>751989
I'm gonna make you proud, Sam!
Make you proud!
No.751991
>>751990
>you don't bring a net launcher to a hunting party?
No.751992
File: 1457042159074.png (130.23 KB, 500x505, 100:101, tumblr_inline_nk06wokv3N1r….png)
>>751990
I'm going to go buy party favors. We'll meet back... here I guess.
No.751993
>>751991
This isn't a hunting party.
>>751992
Sounds good.
See you whenever, Sam.
No.751994
>>751993
>....a search party?
No.751996
>>751995
>then what kind of party is this?
No.751997
>>751996
The one where you celebrate things?
No.751998
>>751997
>so we're going to kill Xenomorphs?
No.751999
>>751998
No?
You've never had a normal party, have you?
No.752000
>>751999
>not unless it involves tracking down and killing dangerous monsters
No.752001
>>752000
Right, well this might not be for you then.
No.752002
File: 1457043658110.gif (330.28 KB, 500x324, 125:81, tumblr_nrm2qgUFey1rzn9vfo1….gif)
No.752003
File: 1457043737243.jpg (175.26 KB, 506x821, 506:821, 3933397-predator-invaders_….jpg)
>>752001
>I'm still intrigued and want to see how this goes
No.752004
>>752003
Alright, you're invited.
>>752002
Hey it's...Link, right?
No.752005
>>752004
Eyah?
>Still workin' on language skills.
No.752006
File: 1457043927978.jpg (851.31 KB, 1191x2591, 1191:2591, predator_jungle_by_jamga-d….jpg)
>>752004
>should I bring something?
No.752007
>>752005
Right yeah he doesn't...speak English.
>>752006
Nah, don't worry about it.
No.752008
>>752007
Egh...
>You're doin' the both of us a favor by hitchin' with the princess. She's got stalker vibes out the wazoo! I don't even have a wazoo anymore!
No.752009
File: 1457044062111.jpg (55.87 KB, 791x1024, 791:1024, 1196589-e53295bc6bc126b7e4….jpg)
>>752007
>you sure?
>I could hunt something down
No.752010
>>752008
>now imagining him having a wazoo
>shudders
Oh don't worry about it. Her stalking won't bother me a bit.
>>752009
Do you really want to hunt something down?>
No.752011
File: 1457044277140.png (296.07 KB, 500x686, 250:343, tumblr_ngpmydsn3y1rle4hbo1….png)
>>752010
>Great!
>Link giving Raiden a thumbs up
No.752012
File: 1457044311193.jpg (640.95 KB, 1845x1920, 123:128, 4078697-predator-aliens-co….jpg)
>>752010
>yes
>just give me a list
No.752013
>>752011
Heh never had this much support before.
I'll make it work, trust me.
>>752012
Well Sam is out getting some stuff himself so...
>cuts a list in half
>hands one half to him
This should work.
No.752014
File: 1457044502251.jpg (140.64 KB, 575x313, 575:313, invisibility-cloak-predato….jpg)
>>752013
>then now I hunt foe the things on this list
No.752015
>>752013
>tfw just want to adventure
>tfw princess suddenly overprotective
>tfw no adventure
>pls help robotman
No.752016
>>752014
Yeah take your time.
>>752015
>tfw no princess to overprotect you
Even if I can't understand you, I can see the despair in your eyes.
Now I've got to do this!
I need too!
>DEDICATION
No.752017
File: 1457044851419.jpg (98.65 KB, 478x644, 239:322, tumblr_n7rfj4NZtY1s6ddimo1….jpg)
>>752016
>I am 12 and what is thirst
>brightens up
>Wait, boy! Waaait!
>off they go
No.752018
>>752017
There they go.
Well Jack here you are...alone.
What to do to pass the time...
No.752019
File: 1457045523606.png (233.03 KB, 500x708, 125:177, tumblr_nbki98VO6d1sdpvlmo1….png)
No.752022
>>752021
>out tumbles 18
That's the last time I let Bulma talk me into testing her capsules... now where am I.
No.752023
File: 1457045867005.png (217.96 KB, 700x657, 700:657, tumblr_m1mowyDA001qdgwbqo1….png)
>>752021
Hello, Mr. Android...are you feeling unwell at all?
No.752024
>>752022
Hall of Doom. It's in the middle of a swamp.
>>752023
Used to but I sure don't anymore.
No.752025
File: 1457046033795.jpg (157.19 KB, 500x706, 250:353, tumblr_nttzmpF5bb1sxgdawo3….jpg)
>>752024
I already don't like the sound of it.
>Hall of Doom...
Guess there's no money to be made here huh.
No.752026
File: 1457046098245.png (229.33 KB, 452x810, 226:405, tumblr_mendchsBrj1rptdvvo1….png)
>>752024
I'm glad to hear that. I'm not so well-read with robotic doctoring...
No.752027
>>752025
I'm sure you could scam somebody here, plenty of idiots venture around these parts.
Wouldn't be that hard.
>>752026
Don't worry about it, I've already got a doctor for myself anyway.
He's much more proficient in machines like me.
No.752028
File: 1457046338891.jpg (123.85 KB, 790x494, 395:247, tumblr_ntgryzE6221sxgdawo1….jpg)
>>752027
Hmm... I guess it's worth scoping out.
No.752029
>>752027
That's wonderful...~ Everyone should have access to medical help, even if their epidermis is artificial.
>quiet giggling
Who is he?
No.752030
>>752028
Try not to scam the wrong guy, though. Plenty of people here have anger issues.
Probably not realizing this isn't a good place for them. Or just not caring.
>>752029
He goes by Doktor.
...that's with a K, mind you.
>"That's right, or you can call me Wilhem Voigt if you prefer usual names. Raiden you better not be cheating on me with another doctor, eh?"
Ahhh Dok, you're the only doctor I need.
>"Was that...a joke? From you? Somebody's feeling happy today."
No.752031
File: 1457046850135.jpg (81.97 KB, 736x866, 368:433, tumblr_no492bkmm71qgmfk3o1….jpg)
>>752030
Sounds like they could use a nice timeout in hell.
No.752032
>>752030
Herr Doktor, I see...what has you in an apparently good mood?
No.752033
File: 1457047068066.jpg (140.34 KB, 560x932, 140:233, That's one weird jaw you'v….jpg)
>>752031
Don't be too hard on them.
...or feel free to.
>>752032
Plenty, I've finally slayed my inner demons...both metaphorically and in a literal sense.
Feels good to finally be rid of them.
No.752034
>>752033
For now I'm just going to rest.
God help anyone who wakes me up.
>nap mode: on
No.752035
File: 1457047416668.jpg (168.28 KB, 500x684, 125:171, tumblr_m2udj4bc2k1qfeml0o1….jpg)
>>752033
Inner demons. I have plenty of experience with those.
>mostly removing them
>manually
>~
Congratulations on your growth...!
No.752036
>>752034
Yeesh, I'll keep that mind.
>>752035
Thanks, feels like a weight has been lifted off of my shoulders.
This has been one hell of a week, from my previous chassis rusting entirely to being psychologically tortured.
Just another week in my average life I suppose.
No.752037
File: 1457047637397.jpg (99.94 KB, 670x303, 670:303, tumblr_mxihkifOY81rc7zv2o1….jpg)
>>752036
Psychological torture...?
If that is your average life, perhaps you are not so fortunate.
No.752038
>>752037
Never said I was.
At the very least the constant exposure has been good for helping me slowly build a resistance.
And that previously mentioned torture is what let me break free of...the Ripper.
No.752039
File: 1457048153067.jpg (133.34 KB, 500x605, 100:121, 3788371711648943232_by_shi….jpg)
>>752038
Resistance is important, for our immune system and our-
>...
The Ripper?
No.752040
>>752039
I almost literally meant inner demons.
More like a...split personality I suppose. Calling himself Jack the Ripper. Stemmed from an old childhood nickname and events back when I was in Liberia.
Being a child soldier doesn't do good to anybody's mental health...I lost myself sometimes and became Jack the Ripper. More than willing to murder anyone and anything...you can only push things like that so far back until you have to face them head on.
No.752041
>>752040
If there was ever a morbid nickname...
>nods slowly
The armies that use children as their soldiers often don't see the consequences of doing so until they've all grown up...and by then, they're in control.
I'm glad you at least escaped...yourself.
No.752042
>>752041
They didn't care about the consequences.
They wanted people like me, they wanted people they knew couldn't just walk away from the battlefield...that's what they wanted.
I tried to forget and almost did but those memories will never die.
I learned that personally. Most I can do now is look forward to the future.
No.752043
File: 1457049195191.jpg (124.14 KB, 600x755, 120:151, 660916-predator_big_game_2.jpg)
>I have returned with the items from the list
No.752044
>>752043
...wow.
You got it all.
That was quick too.
No.752045
File: 1457049594640.jpg (121.93 KB, 360x879, 120:293, 3336598-predator-in-superm….jpg)
>>752044
>I am good at hunting
>why is that cyborg woman sleeping on the couch?
No.752046
>>752045
I don't know, she just...showed up.
Don't bother her.
No.752047
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>>752046
>fare enough
>but wouldn't a party here do that?
No.752048
>>752047
Looks like we'll find out whenever the hell that happens.
No.752049
>>752048
>I'll have my inviso suit ready
No.752050
>>752049
I'll have to get my box out.
No.752051
>>752050
>perfect then it's everyone else problem
>I'll just hide in my camp until all it blows over
No.752052
>>752051
...but the others...
No.752053
File: 1457050676169.jpg (175.26 KB, 506x821, 506:821, 3933397-predator-invaders_….jpg)
>>752052
>....who are the others?
No.752054
>>752053
The other people who are going to be there.
No.752055
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No.752056
>>752055
Sam, Karai, maybe Snake...
That's it.
Yeeeeaaah.
No.752057
>>752056
>you haven't asked Zelda?
No.752058
>>752057
>shrugs
Haven't seen 'er around, can't ask what you can't see.
No.752059
>>752058
>People can't see me or John Cena but we too get asked things
No.752060
>>752059
Not in the invisible sense.
No.752061
>>752060
>then we must find a way to attract her here
No.752062
>>752061
Uhhhh...?
Okay?
brb gotta get dinner.
No.752063
>>752062
>I'll leave slaughtered big as bait
k
No.752064
>>752063
Okay I'm back.
Gross but if you think that'll work...
No.752065
>>752064
>if not then I have brought dead bore to the party
No.752066
>>752065
How the hell're we gonna cook it, though?
No.752067
File: 1457053469949.jpg (54.78 KB, 502x324, 251:162, 4078628-plasma_caster-pred….jpg)
No.752068
>>752067
Oh right, you can cook with that thing.
That just sorta...escaped my mind there.
No.752069
>>752068
>it's all about how to use your tools Jack
No.752070
>>752069
Well I never would've that of that, good ingenuity.
No.752071
>>752070
>sometimes you have to use what you have in others ways to survive
>like my nets double as a sleeping bag some times
No.752072
>>752071
But wouldn't that...get cold? Nets have holes, right?
No.752073
>>752072
>I hang it up in a tree
No.752074
>>752073
Odd...but if it works, then it works.
No.752075
>>752074
>it's all about survival
>except in my camp
>I have a matters
No.752076
>>752075
Nothing wrong with sleeping comfortably whenever possible.
No.752077
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>>752076
>so why were you on the floor Jack?
No.752078
>>752077
Mental tortures takes quite a bit out of you.
No.752079
>>752078
>how did that happen?
No.752080
>>752079
Somebody got into my mind and started messing with it.
Got so bad my other half got out for a little bit...
No.752081
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>>752080
>that floating ginger in the gas mask?
No.752082
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>>752081
Thaaaat's the one.
No.752083
>>752082
>helps if I think in my native language
>what you need is some sort of psychic damper
No.752084
>>752083
Where the hell would I get one of those?
No.752085
File: 1457056888498.jpg (640.95 KB, 1845x1920, 123:128, 4078697-predator-aliens-co….jpg)
>>752084
>know any scientist?
No.752086
>>752085
Doktor.
I'll...see what I can have him develop.
No.752087
>>752086
>so....some party this is
No.752088
>>752087
I said it may or may not happen.
No.752089
>>752088
>I don't think it is
No.752090
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>>752089
I can see that.
>shrug
Oh well, could be worse.
No.752091
File: 1457057686774.jpg (121.93 KB, 360x879, 120:293, 3336598-predator-in-superm….jpg)
>>752090
>I'm not even going to ask how
No.752092
>>752091
Don't. I know for a fact that when I answer, that bad thing will absolutely happen.
No.752093
>>752092
>I know better...say is that a trailer for a new Ghostbusters movie?
No.752094
>>752093
>slices the TV in two
No it isn't.
No.752095
>>752094
>it's too late Jack
>I saw everything
No.752096
>>752095
Well I didn't and I refuse to see any of it.
...I should probably get this place a new TV.
No.752097
>>752096
>shouldn't it self repair like the rest of this place?
No.752099
>>752098
>we'll just have to wait and see
No.752100
>>752099
Yep.
Gonna miss that thing too...a little.
No.752102
>>752101
Yeah you could find some good programming on that thing.
No.752103
>>752102
>sometimes
>most the time its people wanting to rule this state
No.752104
>>752103
Yeah politics in in full force and it won't stop 'til next year.
Isn't is great?
No.752105
File: 1457060037619.jpg (378.76 KB, 1369x1920, 1369:1920, 2170236-civilized_beasts_0….jpg)
>>752104
>why don't they fight to the death?
No.752106
>>752105
Because then it might actually be interesting!
No.752107
>>752106
>my race, you want to lead, you earn it
>no votes
>you have to work your ass off and survive
No.752108
>>752107
Things don't work like that here...whether that's a good thing or bad thing is up to you.
No.752109
>>752108
>depends if whoever leads is unqualified
No.752110
>>752109
Not liking the looks of any of 'em, personally.
Not much I can do there.
No.752111
>yes
>I have a poncho now too
>now I'll be like the cool kids
No.752112
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>>752110
>challenge them to a fight to the death
>in a ring of fire
>no weapons
No.752113
>>752111
Goddammit.
>>752112
I'd really outgun them.
And unless they're doing really suspicious things that I catch wind of, I wouldn't be justified in doing so either.
No.752114
>>752113
>You shouldn't use words like that.
>floating a bunch of soap bars at Raiden
No.752115
>>752113
>being unfit to rule is good enough
>snatches a bar of soap from the air taking a bite of it
No.752116
>>752114
>looks at the bars
Uhhhhh...
Sorry?
>>752115
Not here it is--
Dude.
No.752117
File: 1457061454503.jpg (310.01 KB, 1280x989, 1280:989, tretij everything is bette….jpg)
>>752115
>My Old Spice!
>>752116
>Sword guy he ate my soap.
>Why did he eat my soap?
No.752118
>>752117
>>752116
>I eat soap for breakfast
No.752119
>>752117
Don't look at me, I guess...he just likes soap!
>>752118
This is clearly dinnertime, though.
No.752120
>>752118
>Without any milk?
>>752119
>Dinnertime?
>Skull man used to make dinner, but he's dead again.
>Who killed skull man, sword guy.
No.752121
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>>752119
>my time is off from your one sun planet time
>>752120
>last time I had a drop of milk I was one month old
>then mom told me to man up
No.752122
>>752120
I don't know, I didn't even know he was alive...or that he died again.
>>752121
Oh.
I guess that makes sense.
No.752123
>>752121
>Me too!
>I killed my mom though, the teacher people gave me milk after.
>>752122
>insert Colonel's voice
>Who. Killed. Him. Raiden.
No.752124
File: 1457062142271.jpg (175.26 KB, 506x821, 506:821, 3933397-predator-invaders_….jpg)
>>752122
>earth time is strange
>"leap years" and "day light savings"
>so strange
>>752123
>could never take down the old lady
>her club swing was too boss
>did learn how to DOGE
No.752125
>>752123
Your mind games aren't going to work tonight.
>>752124
Yeeeaaah Earth time might seem a bit hard to comprehend to newcomers.
No.752126
>>752124
>
>>752125
>My mind games aren't going to work tonight.
>Jedi mind trick gestures
No.752127
File: 1457062472436.jpg (640.95 KB, 1845x1920, 123:128, 4078697-predator-aliens-co….jpg)
>>752126
>fire happens
>>752125
>I will get use to it
No.752128
>>752126
I've seen Star Wars, I know how this works!
No.752129
>>752127
>Do you want it to happen?
>>752128
>You will release my restraints, and close the door.
No.752130
>>752127
Must be hard.
I get thrown off every time the clocks are set back.
>>752129
Now that's a reference to something else I'm sure...I can't exactly tell what, though...
No.752131
>>752129
>I could care less about it
>>752130
>all part of surviving Jack
No.752132
>>752130
>The new one!
>Or did I say it wrong.
>Sword guy I'm bored.
>>752131
>Lame.
No.752133
>>752131
Well it's hard enough for me to adapt, don't know about you.
Guess you're...kinda born to do that, though.
>>752132
Well?
What do you want me to do about it?
Just was TV or someth-- Oh.
No.752134
>>752133
>never said it's easy
>>752132
>fire destroys in absolute
>there is no skill or honor
>just fire then nothing
No.752135
>>752133
>TV's boring.
>They talk on the screen but I can't really hear them.
>I want a new toy.
>>752134
>But it's pretty.
No.752136
>>752134
...no I guess it wouldn't be.
>>752135
What kind of new toy?
No.752137
>>752135
>so are the crashing waves
>the trembling earth
>and a tornado
>all of them are pretty as they demonstrate just how utterly powerless we all are to eliminates out of our control
>>752136
>but that's what makes it fun Jack
>knowing you've survived the hard
No.752138
>>752136
>They blew up Sahelanthropus, and that lady I put inside Meryl isn't any fun.
>!
>Gray Fox, he was fun.
>He didn't know anything.
>>752137
>Ohhhh...
>Why are you sad, then?
No.752139
>>752137
You and my definition of fun are really different.
>>752138
...don't bring back Grey Fox, that's only going to lead to trouble.
Can't you just have normal toys like Hal has?
No.752140
>munch munch
What's going on?
No.752141
>>752138
>why are any of us sad?
>our own personal demons that drive us are also the ones that hurt us
>but I will over come
>>752139
>in some regards yes
>but not all of them
>and for now I rest
>take care Jack
No.752142
>>752139
>No, you're the cyborg ninja right now anyway.
>And when you die somebody else will come to take your place. That's how it works.
>nerd guy's toys are all sticky, it's gross.
>>752140
>Fire.
>>752141
>:c
>sad pred equals sad Tretij
>droops to the floor
No.752143
>>752140
Well-- the hell're you eating?
>>752141
Night Predator.
>>752142
...shit, that's probably true.
Man, now I'm thinking about my own mortality. How long will I live? Will I outlive the others? Shit man this is getting deep. I never asked to think about this tonight.
And fine, we'll get you some normal toys that aren't sticky.
No.752144
>>752142
Well tahts no good
>>752143
Stuff
No.752145
>lowering down on a rope
Heheheheheh! Finally, I know that I've been going about this all wrong!
Krabs might have the best burger under the sea, but there are plenty up here for my idiot patrons to enjoy!
COME TO PAPA, KAZUHIRA MILLER
No.752146
>>752143
>Gray Fox, Mr. X, now you.
>You'll be ok, you have two and half games to yourself, that's almost more than Snake.
>>752144
>Are you a hobo?
No.752147
>>752144
Surely there's better stuff in the kitchen!
>>752145
Master Miller isn't here right now.
No.752148
File: 1457064826338.jpg (227.86 KB, 500x372, 125:93, i-b9f853b885e2cf1d0ffd2435….jpg)
>>752147
A robot, huh?
Aw well, I need a coatrack anyway, TIME TO HACK THE MAINFRAME.
>pulls out a control with one big button on it
>click
>nothing
Well this is awkward.
No.752150
>>752146
You're right-- games?
Nah, nah forget it, I got bigger things to worry about besides that!
>>752148
...
The more I meet you, the more pathetic you become.
>picks him up
>>752149
Y'know...actual food.
No.752151
>>752149
>If you just eat stuff, that's an eating disorder.
>You can go on the computer and whine about it and people will like you!
>>752150
>Like what? You don't have the fun guy inside your head anymore, what do you have left to do?
No.752152
>>752150
Hang on, I met you befo-HEY HEY WATCH THE ANTENNAE
>wriggling
I'm sure this is all a biiiiiiiiiiig misunderstanding. I bet Mister Shellfish here can oh, I don't know, sweeten the deal?
No.752153
>sssssip
This must be a bad time.
No.752154
>>752151
You're a mind reader, come on.
Also if I tell you, I can tell you're just going to make fun of me. Like a child.
Because you are a child. Oh and you may attempt the psychological torture thing.
>>752152
>squints
What kind of currency even is this?
>>752153
It's always a bad time here, even when it doesn't look like one.
No.752155
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>>752150
I've got bread
>>752151
I haven't eaten since noon. I was hungry. Thats not an eating disorder. Or is it? You prims really didn't have a great handle on things
No.752156
>>752153
>Don't say that, you'll summon the boring fat skeleton.
>>752154
>Ocelot says that kind of stuff is called projection, and I shouldn't listen to people who use it.
>That Brazilian man is helping you find a girlfriend, right?
>I can help!
>>752155
>Prim?
No.752157
>>752154
Whaddya mean what kind of currency is it? It's money!
>fish dollar is about 1/3 the size of a regular buck
OH I GET IT, NOW YOU'RE JUST RACIST AGAINST MY MONEY, IS THAT IT
No.752158
>>752154
So I noticed.
Spooky ghost kid yours?
>>752156
Aaaand he's in my head. No really that's great, I always wanted a little kid in the last safe place I had.
No.752159
>>752155
There nothing else to make a sandwich with?
>>752156
...don't.
>>752157
Yeah technically.
I am.
>>752158
Absolutely not.
He's more...my employers' spooky ghost kid. Guess I'm playing baby sitter until he goes away or one of them picks him up.
No.752160
>>752159
WELL THAT'S...
That's...
Being money-racist is evil, isn't it. CURSES, HOW CAN I FAULT SOMEBODY ELSE BEING EVIL
>golf clap
Well played, my good man! Well played!
No.752161
>>752158
>I'm Mantis. You think like Faker.
>[processing]
>Parasites!
>>752159
>Is that really all you have to do?
>I can make it easy. I can make someone like you, and you like them.
>Then what'll you do?
No.752162
>>752159
Well that's all fine and dandy he's in my head whaddo I do.
>>752161
Maybe if I overstimulate him.
>lewd thoughts in progress
No.752163
>>752160
Wha-- I'm not evil for being racist against your money!
It's just that I have no use for it here!
>>752161
That's not right. That's the easy way out, kid.
You can't just make someone like you, you've got to do it genuinely. If you force it it's not true love, it's just an illusion.
If you do that, then I'll have no choice but to reject.
>>752162
Uhhhh we haven't exactly figured that all the way out.
Don't try to overwhelm him, that'll only affect his behavior from what we've seen!
No.752164
>>752156
Primative
>>752159
Like what?
No.752165
>>752162
>!!
>bonk
>...
>...
>...
>I am doing so much learning right now.
>>752163
>Life's an illusion, sword guy.
>Everything you see and hear and experience is just your brain telling you that's what happening, there's never any certainty that what you're experiencing is actually reality.
>You could be a brain in a jar like those ones you found that one time, and you wouldn't even know.
>
>Sword guy the lady's making me feel weird.
>>752164
>I can read minds. You just eat stuff.
>Who's primitive?
No.752166
>>752163
Oh no, bravo. Bravo.
Let's see what happens when I do this!
>pulls a handy electrical plug out of the socket
HAHA!
No.752167
>>752163
What a useful warning that would've been a few minutes ago.
>>752165
I think it's working.
No.752168
>>752165
You're from Earth in the twenty-oughts.
I'm from another world in the far flung future. A world where we've developed the power to eat anything!
No.752169
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>>752164
Y'know, cold cuts, various cheeses, that kind of stuff.
>>752165
So be it. Even in a fake reality I'd rather earn love than just control it.
...and uhhhh maybe you shouldn't ask me about this. Ask Liquid I guess.
>>752166
>the microwave just turned off
I was cooking something in there!
Give me one legitimate reason I shouldn't flick you away for that?
>>752167
Sorry I'm not a mind reader or else maybe I would've known you were going to try that.
No.752170
>>752167
>I understand now, Kaz
>I understand it all
>Why would you do that?
>ambient feedback loop
>>752168
>Anything?
>Even...even dinosaurs, or planes, or space?
>Octopus could've had that power, his totally sucked.
>>752169
>You're being dumb again, sword guy.
>Um, I don't think Eli is the best for this kind of thing.
No.752171
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>>752169
I mean, if I was starving maybe
No.752172
>>752169
>uh
>UH
Why, I was only trying to help!
Yeeeees, that's it. Why eat a cold hot pocket when you can enjoy a hot, tasty burger?
>cough
Cooked by yours truly, of course.
No.752173
>>752168
So you guys in the future call turning pica disorder into a "super power" an achievement?
Idiocracy is real, ladies and gentlemen.
>>752169
It worked didn't it?
>>752170
I guess it didn't work. You psychic types are weak to Dark, right?
>turns the lights off
No.752175
>>752171
You just eat anything?
>>752170
I'm not being dumb, I'm being...not dumb.
And is he ever best for anything?
>>752173
I guess it did, but...that's a hell of a way to do it.
>>752172
No thank you, I'll just plug it back in and continue cooking.
No.752176
>
>how can one man carry so many guns at once
>the world may never know
No.752177
>>752173
>NO DAD NO
>fwoosh
>
>Don't do that!
>>752174
>Does anything taste good?
>>752175
>He beat Faker pretty easy.
>We stole Sahelanthropus the first time, they didn't even really care.
>And besides, he likes Super Mario Sunshine.
No.752178
>>752175
CURSES, FOILED AGAIN
>hops on his tiny bike
I'LL GET YOU, AND YOUR LITTLE BURGER TOO, JUST YOU WAIT
>pedals into a mousehole
>muffled screaming
No.752179
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>>752175
It almost worked. Too bad almost only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades.
>>752176
You must rake in the big money down at the station for cavity search practice.
>>752177
>fire swirlan around Aya
>ambient heat absorption
So you are weak to dark. I knew Pokemon would never lie to me.
No.752180
>>752173
My planets food supply was poisoned for generations. In order to survive they developed the ability to east and digest any material
>>752175
For the most part. I mean, I don't like everything.
>>752177
For the most part
No.752181
>>752176
>guns are for queers
>swords 5ever
Hey Buck.
>>752177
Oh yeah I read up about that.
How embarrassing.
>>752178
He'll be fine.
>>752179
Well I guess we can work on that from there.
I'm thinking of having some kind of psychic defense built into my frame.
Though stuff like that might not be easy to develop.
No.752182
>>752179
I feel like I should be concerned that that was the first thing that popped into your head.
>>752181
>current year
>not owning a gun
Hey Raiden. How've you been?
No.752183
>>752179
>I didn't like that, it hurt.
>fire flaring up
>and fizzles
>You like Pokemon too?
>>752180
>Why didn't you just buy food from another planet?
>>752181
>You shouldn't talk about people like that when they're right here, you know.
>I don't want to be cut off, you guys are fun.
>Everyone else can die, though.
No.752184
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>>752180
So you developed pica to survive.
Noooot really helping the Idiocracy comparison, Dental Lad.
>>752181
I'm about to save you probably thousands of bucks right now. Ready? Say it with me.
Tiiiiiin. Fooooooil.
>>752182
I'm a cop. I see someone pull too many guns out and I wonder where they were hidden.
>
Former cop.
>>752183
Who doesn't? It's easy to pick up.
No.752185
No.752186
>>752180
Like what?
>>752182
>i do
>just never use it
>see that holster
I've been holding up very well.
>>752183
I'm just saying, they probably shouldn't have let you guys get away like that.
>>752184
That's cheap but permanently installing it into my head would probably be an awful idea.
No.752187
>>752183
It was poisoned by people who were trying to kill all Bismollians.
Plus, we couldn't even afford to not have unpoisoned food on world, let alone to import it.
>>752184
Matter Eater Lad.
And Idiocracy was Earth. Which....while not the smartest planet in the U.P., isn't even the dumbest
No.752188
>>752184
Huh. What made you quit?
>>752186
Nice to hear. You didn't seem too happy last time we talked.
No.752189
>>752184
>It's really fun! I can't see inside the trainers' minds, so it makes it extra hard. Eli tried giving me a Gameshark but I said no.
>Do you wanna trade? Or battle? I can go get mine-
>ambient apathy affecting psycho chillun
>Whatever.
>>752186
>Faker was really stupid sometimes.
>You should do the tinfoil thing, your head's part computer so it'll make a bunch of cool sparks.
>>752187
>That sounds like a story skull man would tell if he was still alive. Then Faker wouldn't say anything and he'd get mad again.
>I'm gonna get Pokemon, do you have Pokemon on other planets? I bet you do.
>poof
No.752190
>>752186
Hold your horses there Usain Bolt, who said anything about permanency?
>>752187
>rolls her eyes audibly
Alright then Eating Disorder Boy, all I hear is a lotta "i-it's not the same guys, trust me!" and not a lot else.
You know how to dance? Because you're gonna need to up your game.
>>752188
City went to shit when a freak made everyone turn to orange jelly and then spontaneously combust. Reformed the jelly into mutant monsters.
For some reason I didn't burst into flames so I kinda had to kill everything I ever knew.
>shrug
Superpowers are weird.
>>752189
So that's how you beat a psychic type person...
No.752191
>>752188
I've finally slayed Jack the Ripper.
Permanently.
>>752189
No my head is like the only thing that isn't part computer.
Absolutely no modifications!
>>752190
Well I just assumed that.
I'd looking ridiculous in a tinfoil hat.
...anybody looks ridiculous in a tinfoil hat.
No.752192
>>752186
Well, kale will never not be gross. Stirling silver. Quartz never really tastes like anything
>>752189
Pokemon? That ancient game?
>>752190
I don't care if you trust me.
>
Just call me Tenzil.
No.752193
>>752190
>jesus christ how horrifying
I wouldn't know. My arm's really the only thing that sets me apart from a normal person.
>>752191
>thumbs up
Nice job.
No.752194
>>752191
Iunno, you can just line the inside of a beret with it and nobody'd know.
>>752192
Buddy if you take banter seriously people will boo you.
Tenzil sounds like medication. Who names their kid like some Robitussin shit? Nobody wants to drink that.
>>752193
And your magical gun-hiding booty.
>mirin'
Nice.
No.752195
>>752192
All of those sound gross, but that's because I don't eat that kinda garbage.
>>752193
Thanks, it took one hell of a mental battle.
Luckily one I was passed out for.
>>752194
Yes because I'd look great in a beret.
No.752196
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>>52194
I'm not from Earth. Stop being so xenophobic.
>>752195
I didn't think robots needed to eat
No.752197
>>752194
>[sweating]
Uh... thanks, I guess.
>>752195
Any plans now that you don't have another voice in your head?
No.752198
>>752195
Everyone looks good in a beret. Unless you're just inherently a potato.
Was that insensitive? It was probably insensitive.
>>752196
Phobic implies fear. I'm nonplussed at best and apathetic at worst.
You're a real softie inside aren't you. I mean that figuratively because you're probably full of scrap iron and my high school textbook from the early 90's.
>>752197
>ohohoho-oh right
Uh. Name's Aya Brea. I'm not a stalker, promise.
No.752199
>>752196
Don't really need to but it's still nice.
Besides I'm not wholly robot.
>>752197
Yeah, actually.
Finally going to focus on more than just fighting.
>>752198
Well I mean I guess would if I didn't already have a helmet on.
No.752201
>>752198
>not a stalker
>X: Doubt
Nice to meet you. My name's Bucky.
>>752199
Wish I could say the same, but I can't really think of anything else I'd wanna focus on.
No.752202
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>>752199
More a skullcap than a helmet but yeah I get your meaning.
>>752200
So other than Brawndo being the go-to drink for plants what with the electrolytes being what they crave and everything being inedible in the future, what's it like. Because if there aren't flying cars by like, 2020 I'm gonna be sorely disappointed and I might try and change history.
>>752201
Thank god Dick Cheney wasn't around when you said that.
No.752203
>>752200
Yeah I'm not just a robot, even if I look like one.
>>752201
I already have plans. I can't remove myself from war entirely but I can find someone who can travel with me.
>>752202
Skullcap, helmet, whatever. It's all headwear to me.
No.752204
>>752202
I'm from 2999. We've got flying cars.
>>752203
Mostly cyborg then?
No.752205
>>752202
>reference: not understood
...What does he have to do with anything?
>>752203
>nods
That worked out pretty well for me back when I was still with the Black Widow. I'm sure it'll go great for you.
No.752206
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>>752203
Helmets cover your whole head. Skullcaps just... y'know. Cap your skull.
>>752204
And just like that I'm both validated and steamed I probably won't live to see them.
>
Oh wait I don't age. Woo superpowers.
>>752205
He shot a guy when they were hunting together when he yelled "buck!"
Moral of the story: don't go hunting with crazy old men with shotguns.
No.752207
>>752204
Pretty much. Only the upper part of my skull is human.
>>752205
I sure hope so.
Already got someone in mind too.
>>752206
Still sounds mostly the same to me.
No.752208
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>>752207
Eh. With your robot bits it basically is I guess. It's all just a matter of how much coverage they offer. Like the difference between machine guns: they all fire rifle rounds except HMGs and SMGs. Only difference is their weight and if they're belt-fed or not.
Still just a thing that shoots bullets.
No.752209
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>>752206
Well, technically, I'm older than Cheney, so...
>>752207
>smile
Sounds like you've got it all figured out.
No.752210
>>752208
Basically. I don't care about the specifics too often as long as the job gets done.
>>752209
Sure do, though there's still some complications.
No.752211
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>>752209
>clipboard out of her jacket
Are you A. Crazy,B. Own A Shotgun, or C. All Of The Above?
Depending on your answer... actually nothing'll really change.
>>752210
I guess.
No.752212
>falls through the ceiling
Fuck.
>stands up
>punches the TV
Fuck.
>it already crumbled from rust
Fuck.
No.752213
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>>752210
Yeah? Like what?
>>752211
Uh... just B.
>
I can pretty much handle any firearm there is.
No.752214
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>>752211
Then again I guess that mentality has cost me my arms on multiple occasions.
>>752212
That TV was fixed!
...well now it isn't.
>>752213
It's...pretty ridiculous.
No.752215
>>752212
I don't think the TV's interested, slappy. Maybe if you drop a few greenbacks you might catch some pay-per-view on the rusty dusty floor.
>>752213
We're good then. I mean it's not like bullets'd be anything here. I stopped bothering to pull my pistol or shotty out in a while.
>>752214
>blink
Are you aware you're leaking manjuice out of your armpit? Is that how robots get freaky deaky nowadays?
No.752216
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>>752214
Steal my lines again and I'll shove your teleprompter where the sun don't shine.
>dusting himself off
>>752215
I dunno about you, but it fell apart pretty fast as soon as I showed it my fisting arm.
So what's the catch, daddy late with the cigarettes again?
No.752217
>>752215
Wha--
Oh that's just blood...no idea why it's leaking, though.
>>752216
Sorry?
I'll try not to next time.
No.752218
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>>752214
Try me. I've seen plenty of ridiculous stuff.
>>752215
Considering I could probably just punch someone's head off if I wanted to, I don't even know why I still bring guns with me.
No.752219
>>752216
Smoking kills y'know. It's all about vaping or whatever crap kids are doing now.
>spies the cowl
Tell me you don't actually put that doofy thing on. I never could take anyone seriously to save my life but it's doubly hard when they dress like rodeo clowns had really kinky sex with masked wrestlers.
>>752217
Lewd. I know I'm a looker but come on now.
Just 'cause I'm a looker don't make me a hooker, dig?
No.752220
>>752217
You are one weird looking urinal.
Please tell me you're a urinal, nobody sane should want to get pissed on like that.
>>752219
You forgot the potato that squeezed into the ring at the last second. Every french fry is like eating a dead in-law. If only everybody else could be as lucky as me.
We got a pretty good neo-Terran 70s vibe going on up there, that and thrift stores are just so much cheaper for space meth out the back.
No.752221
>>752218
She's a princess apparently.
>>752219
I'm not hitting on you, that's really my blood!
>>752220
Urinal-- Oh I get it because I'm taking the piss.
That's funny.
No.752222
>>752218
You prolly never have problems with pickle jars, huh.
>>752220
A regular Buzz Lightyear huh--LOOK AN ALIEN!
>pointing behind him
>>752221
Chill, Robot Jones.
No.752223
>>752221
Yeah, and now it's dead.
A good funny, dead joke. Oh whimsical notion, we hardly knew ye.
You get your sick kicks just gunning down perfectly good jokes in their prime?
>>752222
All I see are numbers, lady.
No.752224
No.752225
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No.752226
>>752222
Sorry...knew I should've just had Dok make it red somehow.
>>752223
I just might, what about it?
No.752227
>>752221
So? I don't see why that would stop you.
>>752222
Well, other than accidentally breaking them, no.
No.752228
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>>752223
>distant Kevin Nash screaming
Ah. There it is. A little delayed but there it is.
>>752225
Guys, David Bowie's back from the dead. Guess someone stole his corpse for internet evil cred. I got this.
>>752226
Did I say apologize? Man you just have no chill huh.
No.752229
>>752227
Yeesh. Stinky pickle hand. 'Scuse me, I got a Bowie to put back under.
No.752230
>>752226
Only a real stone cold son of a bitch kills jokes for fun.
Knew a guy back on Landfall that gutted puns for fun, worst shit you've ever seen.
So, question, is the salad bowl on your face supposed to keep you from turning off your targeting computer you got there or what.
Luke Skillfucker would be ashamed.
>>752228
I hear they'd just been phoning it in recently anyway.
Space-WWE is way better, sometimes you actually get to see wrestling in between the ads.
No.752231
>>752227
I guess not but it's really weird to think about.
>>752228
I'm not all that great at socialization.
>>752230
Well it's for...well...
>thinks about it
It just looks cool, okay?
No.752232
>>752228
>?
Are you talking to me?
No.752233
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>>752229
Take your time. I don't have anywhere else I need to be.
>>752231
Then the solution's simple: Don't think about it.
No.752234
>>752230
No way, I thought space wrestling was just a myth! Like Space Denny's being good!
>>752231
I noticed. Maybe it's because you literally don't have cojones.
>>752232
AAAAAA IT TALKS!
>BANGBANGBANG
Now just so everyone knows I'm expecting those bullets to do two things: fuck and all.
>>752233
Magic talking zombie Bowie!
No.752235
>>752231
Son I appreciate very few things in this life.
A good margarita, hologram handjobs, and salad bowls used for their God-given purpose.
But don't sit there and lie to me.
>>752234
Who the fuck goes to Space Denny's?
No really, they got co-opted by Spacey's like, years ago.
No.752236
>>752234
Why are you talking like that!
>um
>UM
>catman out too late
>he bleedan
I'm innocent...
No.752237
>>752233
Easier said than done but I'll see what I can do.
>>752234
>looks down to his crotch
Way to go for the low blow.
>>752235
Are you implying it doesn't look cool?
No.752238
>>752234
>just kinda watching her shoot
...I don't think he's a zombie.
>>752237
Just stay positive. Worst she can do is say no, right?
No.752239
>>752235
How the hell would I know, I barely go to Earth Denny's.
>>752236
Aw crap I shot somebody and it did something! That's a first.
You're not Bowie, huh. Double crap. I should call an aaaambulance--pfftwhoamIkidding no ambulance would come to the Swamp Dome.
Uh. You might actually bite it, dude.
>>752237
Well it was kind of obvious.
>>752238
Mistakes were made. Turns out NYPD training is pretty shit and I don't know why I thought that was a good idea.
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>>752237
Honestly I'm kinda waiting for the Vegetales to pop out of nowhere and tell me why I should worship a dead gold digger on a stick.
>>752239
They have Earth Denny's?
No.752241
>>752238
Yeah.
Yeah. No is the worst that can happen.
Hell that's not my fear in this, I'm just saying this is bizarre.
>>752239
That doesn't mean you just go for it. Would you rather my chassis have visible...ahem genitalia?
>>752240
>reference just went completely over his head
...excuse me?
No.752242
>>752239
You don't sound sorry.
You don't sound sorry at all.
>aaaaaaaaaa
No.752243
>>752240
Don't sound so excited, it's probably not any better.
>>752241
It'd be funnier to look at that's for sure. 'sides, pants have been an invention for longer than I've been snarking on this Earth soooo... it's not that big of a deal.
>>752242
Oops? Nah that's not genuine enough.
Wait I got it.
>ahem
>waterworks: on
Nooooooo! How could this be happening? There's no reason for me to go on! WHAT AM I FIGHTING FOOOOOOOOOOR?!
>coughcough
Too hammy? Can't blame a girl for making a Bowie impersonator's last moments from being accidentally gunned down funny.
No.752244
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>>752241
No, actually.
See, this is why English shouldn't give people choices like that.
>>752243
Space Denny's killed six million people and established a fascist government through ten systems.
Actually that didn't happen but it was a great PR stunt.
No.752245
>>752239
I understand. It's hard not to shoot first and ask questions later.
>
We should probably do something before that guy dies.
>>752241
So is everything else people like us have to deal with.
No.752246
>>752243
I'm not wearing pants, I absolutely refuse!
>>752245
This is all whole new level though...right?
Then again you associate with those super heroes who do weird things like that.
>>752244
Wait so you aren't excusing me?
I can't live my life as an unexcused man!
No.752247
>>752243
I'm not Bowie! I never wanted to be Bowie! You people are all crazy, crazy!
>KQ wrapping gauze haphazardly around Kira
This...this Sarah Silverman wannabe is the person who killed me?
No.752248
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>>752244
Now that's impressive marketing.
>>752245
Well I mean he's lungshot. That's kind of the end of the line for most people bullets actually work on.
'less you get'im to a hospital, like...
>checks a watch
Right now. But I don't see that happening.
>>752246
Nudist!
>>752247
Telekinetic bandaging.
>watching KQ turn Kira into a mummy
Sarah Silverman wannabe, huh. I guess there's worse things to be called. Always saw myself as Michelle Rodriguez but after like eight Fast and Furious movies I don't think I want that anymore.
No.752249
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>>752246
Don't sweat, you can still get jobs welcoming people to trashy convenience stores.
And then the new president will show up and send you all to the big baggage claim in the sky, so...
>>752248
And you just shot a man.
Is basic cognitive ability among Terrans really that rare you try to act smug about it?
That's actually kind of hilarious.
No.752250
>>752246
Well, that and the fact that I was born in the 1920s and I'm probably way too old to still be dating.
>>752248
And there's nobody with super-speed in sight.
>sighs
No.752251
>>752248
You're white!
>cough cough
Will you...give me one last request, then? It's only fair since you shot me.
I've always wanted to feel a woman's caress.
No.752252
>>752248
I have nothing to show off, therefore I am not a nudist.
>except dat ass
>he has that to hide
>>752249
Somehow I always figured it'd end this way.
>>752250
Right, right I forget that sometimes.
Bit of irony in the fact that I'm the one with white hair here.
No.752253
>>752249
>shruggin
Nobody's perfect. 'Cept Mercer and I but perfect genes don't make perfect people.
I guess that just reiterates the first point huh. Redundancy's nice sometimes.
>>752251
Creepy and weird. Sorry dude, go feel up an angel or something when you get there.
>>752252
Semantics!
No.752254
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>>752250
>how did I miss this
Mistakes were made.
No.752255
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>>752252
You better not crush my eggs when I come to your store, hear me.
>>752253
Sounds more like a stupid person trying to hide she has nothing left to say with some smoke and mirrors bullshit, but Terrans are listed as an endangered species for how goddamn paper-thin their skin is so I'll probably get fined and cried on if I question you anymore.
No.752256
>>752253
And I wasn't asking.
>catman hug
>tick tick boom
No.752257
>>752252
>shrugs
It definitely fits you more than it'd fit me.
>>752254
If it makes you feel any better, I won't tell anybody this happened.
No.752258
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>>752255
You're really the only one sounding remotely worked up, dude.
>hooks a thumb at Kira
I shot him and he bitches less.
Might need to revise whose skin's thinner.
>>752256
>passive energy barrier woopwoop
>she's launched into a wall but intact
>other than her clothes
Okay... now that was probably deserved.
>>752257
Appreciated. Uh. Don't mind me, just avert your eyes. Or, don't I guess. No skin off my nose.
No.752259
>>752253
You just going to keep saying one word in response to me now?
>>752255
What if I...squash your bread?
>>752257
Thanks?
That felt like a compliment.
No.752260
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>>752258
Oh man, deflection is my favorite TV show.
And those are my new favorite tits.
>>752259
Then I'll crush your head.
See, it rhymes so you can remember easier.
No.752261
>>752258
I'M DYING YOU STUPID SLUT
No.752262
File: 1457074977558.jpg (107.07 KB, 519x835, 519:835, Wrapping metal in bandages.jpg)
>>752258
>blink
>blink
>takes off his jacket and tosses it her way
This kinda thing happen a lot?
>>752259
Good. I was kinda worried you'd get upset.
No.752263
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>>752259
Nah, we're past that now.
>>752260
Must be glad the show's free, huh. Hope you don't get too upset if I spice it up a bit.
>Liberate modo go
>Blue ayylmao babe achieved
>>752261
Yeah but now you're dead.
>just kinda
>waves her hand
>git spontaneously turned to combusted orange gel
That's a mercy kill right? Something something euthanasia?
Man now I get how Eve feels about people except it really was my bad.
>>752262
Not really. I mean it kinda does but usually all my clothes don't just burn off like that.
No.752264
>>752263
>DEDDO MANZ KUESUCHYONS
>oh
>great
No.752265
>>752260
That's awfully petty.
>>752262
Nah, my white hair's pretty nice.
Gets a lot of compliments anyway.
>>752263
Well looks like I'm not the nudist anymore.
No.752266
>>752263
I'll be honest here, I'm finding it increasingly difficult to stay flaccid.
And it's not just because you turn people into...Jell-O?
>>752265
I never claimed to be Michael McSucksYourDick, friend.
No.752267
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>>752263
>did she just turn into an alien
>I have several questions
Guess you just got unlucky this time.
>>752265
There's a bright side to everything, isn't there?
No.752268
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>>752264
>tfw liberate modo can see ghosts
Soooo, we can call it even right? 'Cause if you're gonna haunt me or something I might have to kick your ghost ass and send you off to Super Hell or whatever.
>>752265
I didn't exactly foresee this turn of events.
>>752266
I'm not even sure what that glop is. Smells funky that's for sure.
Then again burned Jell-O is absolutely rank.
>>752267
Very. Thanks for the jacket, hot stuff.
>putting it on
No.752270
>>752266
Well I never claimed to be your friend, pal.
>>752267
I guess if you look into it. I just get lots of compliment about it. I have no negatives with my hair, it's pretty nice.
>>752268
Doesn't make you any less of a nudist right now.
No.752271
>>752268
Well your body's going through some changes, is all.
Congratulations, you're a real woman now.
>tosses a tampon
>>752270
Leather club's two doors down.
No.752272
>>752269
Just sayin'.
>>752270
I've got a jacket on and you're still naked.
>closes the jacket up to obscure her cleavage
>pulls some jeans out from it
>on they go
Nudist.
>>752271
It only took me god knows how long!
>actually takes the tampon and stuffs it down her cleave
Do I wanna know why you carry this around?
No.752273
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>>752268
You can keep it if you want. Only reason I wear it is to hide my metal arm when I'm out in public.
>>752270
All the more reason for whoever this princess is to like you, eh?
No.752274
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>>752271
This isn't going where I think it is, is it?
>>752272
What, you want me to appease you?
Alright.
>suddenly fancy ass suit
You might want to avert your eyes for this next part.
>removes the "helmet"
>'click'
>then his metal jaw
>replaces it with a not obviously metal one
Interchangeable jaws...not the best solution but it works.
Need one of those FaceCamo things...
>>752273
Hah! Guess so, guess so.
Can't resist this hair.
No.752275
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>>752272
Do I wanna know why apparently all Terran women have their reproductive organs in the middle of their sternums?
If you start leaking white from there like the toaster guy I can't promise I won't puke.
>>752274
Fuck you.
No.752276
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>>752273
Now here's a guy who knows how to treat a girl.
>>752274
I never said you had to appease me, buddy. I was sayin' if you did have external junk there were solutions.
You really don't have any chill, huh.
>>752275
I really hope you don't mean my tits. I've seen too many Japanese cartoons about that and I can tell you it doesn't work that way.
No.752277
>>752274
See? You've got nothing to worry about.
>>752276
>grin
Aw, c'mon. It's not that big of a deal.
No.752278
>>752276
Yeah, usually the tits are leagues bigger.
No.752279
>>752275
Stop!
>>752276
It's a sensitive subject.
I never asked to be a cyborg.
>>752277
You're right, I'm worried over nothing! Nothing at all!
No.752280
>>752277
It was a nice gesture.
>>752278
If I wanted to compete with space ladies I guess I know when to fold'em.
>>752279
You do look a lot nicer with clothes. Makes people look at your face and not your ass.
No.752281
>>752279
Don't make me get up and shove you.
>>752280
You lost when you were born bipedal, if it makes any difference. My dead ex was a spider so it's really concerning seeing how you can buy underage girls of her species from a pet store.
No.752282
>>752279
There we go. Confidence will get you everywhere, Raiden.
>>752280
>shrugs
Just seemed like the right thing to do.
No.752283
>>752280
Maybe I want people to look there!
...ehhh maybe not.
>>752281
You are not the boss of this gym!
No.752284
>>752281
Spider, huh. Not sure how that'd go.
>>752282
Yeah but most of the time the "right thing" is a pain.
>>752283
So you're a slutty nudist?
No.752285
>>752283
I am the boss of this gym.
>SHOVE
>>752284
The sex was incredible. Could've done without the heartache and inherited revenge scheme.
No.752286
>>752284
It's a point of distraction!
>>752282
Oops
Confidence, right.
I hear that a lot.
>>752285
>on the ground
Are we really doing this?
No.752287
>>752284
Doesn't matter. Call me old-fashioned, but just because it's hard to do what's right doesn't mean I shouldn't.
>>752286
Well if everyone says it, then it has to be true, right?
No.752288
No.752289
>>752285
Sounds like every ex story.
>>752286
I'm not above slut shaming.
>>752287
You sound like my old instructor. He was a pretty solid guy.
No.752290
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>>752286
Nah, I don't wanna get anywhere near that white blood crap.
>>752289
Space prides itself on being exactly like Terra but a little bit quirkier.
Because whatever creative force didn't have to be original, I guess.
>checks a watch
Time to feed the cat.
>leaps off
No.752291
>>752289
But there's nothing to shame here.
>>752287
I suppose so. I've got to be as confident as I can be...wow I'm getting lot of motivational talks these last few days.
>>752290
Yeah white blood is pretty gross, really.
No.752292
>>752290
I'll stick to whatever crap I have going on here thank you very-
>debris falling down
Well then.
>>752291
Or is there?
No.752293
>>752289
>nod
People like that are hard to find these days. It's a shame.
>>752291
Maybe you needed 'em. Seems like your life's starting to change for the better now.
No.752295
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>>752294
Fuck I didn't mean to post that so soon. Fuggin subject field.
>>752293
Hope it sticks this time.
No.752296
>>752293
Things change: values, people.
>>752294
'Kay.
>gulps down the rest of her coffee and strolls out
No.752297
>>752295
I'm not seeing any reason why it wouldn't.
>>752296
Guess I'm still out of place, then...
No.752298
>>752296
What an odd woman.
>>752297
That's what they always say, but then it doesn't stick.
No.752299
>>752298
Then do your best to make sure it does.
No.752300
>>752299
I will, I've pretty much got almost everybody rooting for me this time.
And Jack the Ripper isn't a problem...I'll be surprised if it goes wrong this time.
No.752301
>>752300
Same here. We probably shouldn't jinx things, though.
No.752302
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>watching the newly reformed TV
Yamato? They sortied Yamato for just a moment and she's starving? Who'd send my sister out like that? She's not even armed!
No.752303
>>752301
Yeah that's a terrible idea. Maybe we should stop.
No.752304
>reading a report
>[In Metal Gear Solid 2 Ocelot throws the entire story out the window. Also, for some fucking reason Ocelot glued liquids arm on and now his arm mind controls him. It also changes his voice actor to the one for liquid, this confuses snake so much that his head literally explodes.]
>[Now that Snake is dead forever. You have to play as gay raiden, a big stupid crybaby losers who doesn't even smoke. This time you have to infilitrate a remote military compound called Metal Moses, which was captured by a group of genetically enhanced genome super-soilders.]
>[Raiden fights a magic vampire wizard then the wizards head pops off to reveal that he was actually solid snikes brother solidus snake, a super-cell-nano-con-mega-soilder cloned from the same nanomachines that created Solid Gear. Also he is is the president of the united states. "Brother, I am the KING OF THE PIRATES". Turns out Gas Snake is the leader of a deadcell nano-centro-processor duonamic simbafu group called The Sons of the Guns of the Patroits. tm]
>[You see it turns out that everything so far was completely staged and fake. Liquid Snake was never the true ring leader at all, but was answering to Solidus Snake the entire time who was the biggest bad guy of them all. But then he gets double crossed by Ocelot who is actually Liquid who was actually a quadruple agent the whole time. and the biggest most evil bad guy of them all.]
>[But Smetal Snake saw it coming all along and reveals that he is actually a proxy ai created by the patriots 1000 years ago, but Solidus reveals that Rayden has information that is being carried by the nanomachines in raydens cerebral cortex. You see shitty rayden is actualy a robot this whole time, working for le-lu-li-lo-la-la-low and the patriots but he didnt even know it because of the matrix.]
>[So Rayden chops of doctor octopus's head off and becomes the president of the united states, but Solid snake was alive all along and goes back in time to the 1960s so he can blow up Metal Gear Solid before it was even created.]
>[Unfortnuately he was too late, Ocelot also went back in time and shot metal gear ron into the the future with his future gun.
so metal gear snake has to shoot back into the future but now its so many years future hes old as shit, even though hes died from old age he has to defeat a group of renegade genome super-soilders known as the Sons of Foxhound. Liquid Ocelot who is now being mind controlled by 30 different double-agents through his left leg, turns off all the guns in the world so that nobody can ever shoot anybody ever again, in turn saving the entire world. So snake beats him to death.]
It...it all makes so much sense now.
No.752305
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>>752302
Oh Musashi, I was wondering if-WHAT IS THAT ABOMINATION
No.752306
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>>752303
...Anything else you feel like talking about?
No.752307
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>>752305
I know right! This Musashi would never let Yamato sortie alone!
>!
KIRISHIMA YOUR GLASSES!
No.752308
>>752304
Snake? What..what are you reading?
>>752306
Uhhhhh...how about you?
No.752309
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>>752307
MUSASHI MY GLASSES
>I mean
Hmph.
>pushes them up
>suddenly corrected
They won't break if they know what's good for them.
No.752310
>>752308
Kid, I don't say this much, but I'm actually scared.
Is...is this what's on the Philosopher's codex? Or are they just the ravings of a madman?
No.752311
>>752309
Did you need something?
>pleasedon'tbepaperwork
No.752312
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>>752308
>shakes his head
I got nothing.
No.752313
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>>752311
>paperwork, you say?
>drops a huge stack of loose leaf
No, actually. I just wanted to drop those papers.
>opens the stack like a hollowed out Bible
>bullhorn inside
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN
No.752314
>>752310
Do we have any proof it's from the Philosophers?
>>752312
...shit.
So how's life, eh?
No.752315
>>752313
AAAAAAAA ON SORTIE WHY ARE YOU YELLING
No.752316
>>752314
A little on the boring side, but there's not much I can really complain about.
No.752317
>>752314
Well, no.
Isn't that kind of how the Philosophers operate.
No.752318
>>752316
Nothing wrong with a little boredom if it means excitement doesn't come around a bad way.
>>752317
But this is just pure speculation...I mean we can't go off on baseless speculation, can we?
No.752319
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>>752315
It's awful...it's so awful.
>opens two bottles of water next to her cheeks
>simulated waterworks
That stupid American is bullying Kongou, and it's...it's...
Hilarious
No.752320
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>>752318
You have a point, I have a few questions myself.
Like when did my head blow up?
No.752321
>>752319
They're doing what.
>man that's not even my sister and I'm defensive
I don't get that Iowa, do the Americans just build their ships stupid?
No.752322
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>>752318
You've got a point there. Still wish I had something to do, y'know?
No.752323
>>752320
Maybe they mean metaphorically? Like you got a big ego?
But you're usually pretty humble.
>>752322
Well I'd help but again, I'm busy.
No.752324
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>>752321
I don't trust her eyes. Those clear blue, star-pupiled eyes.
All I know is if she gets within ten feet of Haruna the funeral pyres are going to smell like cooking bacon for a week-what?
No.752325
>>752323
>reading it over
Is there...something you want to tell me?
No.752326
>>752324
You're lucky this Musashi isn't Nagato, you know. I don't like her either, she's like Junyou without the fun part.
No.752327
>>752323
It's fine. 'Least if nothing happens, I won't have to spend my birthday fighting this year.
No.752328
>>752325
What do you mean?
>>752327
Well isn't that a good thing at least?
Birthdays are like...the worst day to fight.
No.752329
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>>752326
...Junyou has a fun part?
>guh
>reaching into the paper stack hole
>pulls an actual stack of papers out
Boss has me working as a dotted line secretary to Miller since the Yankee is too braindead to do anything. I'm going crazy here!
Who orders cardboard boxes inside other, bigger cardboard boxes!?
No.752330
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>>752328
It's ok to find love on the battlefield, Raiden.
No matter who or what you're...you know, interested in.
No.752331
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>>752329
She's great company when you're down.
>nodnod
I think Boss and Snake like to hide in them...
No.752332
>>752328
Yeah, but I can't help when duty calls. Not like I have anything special planned, either.
No.752333
>>752330
...are you saying I'm gay, Snake?!
>>752332
Well maybe you could throw some kind of celebration?
No.752334
>>752331
Boss and Snake are also total weirdos, that doesn't mean I'll take some drunkard's advice so easily.
She told me it's good luck to wear your glasses upside down, but that's stupid.
>turns around
You're supposed to wear them on the back of your head.
No.752335
>>752333
Yeah, maybe. I've still got a couple of weeks, I'll figure something out.
No.752336
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>>752334
>turns around
>second pair on the back
Way ahead of you.
No.752337
>>752333
I'm saying I don't have a problem with it!
It would explain some issues with your love life, is all I'm saying.
No.752338
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>>752335
That's the attitude, I'm sure Boss wouldn't be opposed to it!
>>752337
I'm not gay, Snake!
I left Rose because she couldn't handle my life and the other two left me!
I couldn't help it. Hell I'm even looking for another woman, come on.
No.752339
>>752336
>poink
Hoppo, good luck too!
>YYYEAAAAAAAAHHHH
>ollies off 'sashi's head
No.752340
>>752336
>sage nodding
In India, wearing a mask on the back of your head prevents tiger attacks.
So wearing glasses on the back of your head keeps...uh...
>>752339
>Hoppo
HOPPO
No.752341
>>752338
Of course he wouldn't. A party would be good for morale, after all.
No.752342
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>>752339
Oi! Where'd you come from?
>>752340
Keeps hellcats away?
>
Catch her!
No.752343
>>752338
...Oh yeah that's right.
I mean, traumatic experiences can have some devastating effects, but I trust you.
I'm not the best wingman, so go get 'em BRRRRRRRAPPLEDOUGH.
>sticks a pin in his suit
>"Senpai Noticed Me Today"
No.752344
>kicks the door open
>strolls inside
>immediately stumbles and falls over
...
>rolls face up
>webm related
No.752345
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No.752346
>>752341
So what's stopping you?
>>752343
Oh don't worry about wingmanning or motivation Snake.
Plenty of people have already got you covered.
>looks at the pin
>tears up just a little bit.
>>752344
Boss?!
No.752347
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>>752344
Uh... you feeling alright, Boss?
>>752346
Nothing, as far as I can tell.
No.752348
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>>752342
Yosh...
>Super Saiyan PRESSURRRRRRRRRE
I'm gettin' fired up!
>>752345
COME HERE, YOU!
>butterfly nets extend from the cannon barrels
No.752349
>>752344
BOSS QUICK, USE THE LIFEALERT
>>752346
Oh. That's uh, good to hear.
>Hello darkness my old friend.
No.752350
>>752345
Grandpa... I can die happy now.
>>752346
Jack... you who bear my name, come closer...
>>752347
Is this real life? Is this just fantasy?
>>752349
FOX...
No.752351
>>752347
There you go, then!
>>752349
I mean I'd...I'd still appreciate advice from you, though.
If you want to give it, of course.
>>752350
>kneels down to him
What is it...?
No.752352
>>752345
Boobies!? It's Musashi! Musashiiii!
>chase: yes
>>752348
Deploying Hoppo capture bait!
>mounts up
>firing mochi
No.752353
>>752348
Noooooooooo fighting!
>Hoppo where did those whales come from
>>752350
Heroes, live forever!
Legends, never die!
Grandpa, follow heart!
>>752352
Boobies, boobies!
>gasp
Mochi!
>immediately scurries to a piece
No.752354
>>752350
>my uh-oh senses are tingling
...Pretty sure this is real life, Boss.
>>752351
>smile
Guess you weren't the only one worrying for no reason.
No.752355
File: 1457081876293.jpg (88.79 KB, 850x622, 425:311, sample-424f3c51bcdc562f8e9….jpg)
>>752352
Tactical espionage outfit, engage!
>shwoop
>>752353
>pewpew go the nets
>all breaking on contact
Drat, the angle is all wrong!
No.752356
>>752350
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMFOXISMYTRIGGERRRRRRRRRRR
>>752351
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMTHATSOUNDSGREAAAAAAAAAAAT
No.752357
>>752351
I'm proud of you...
>pushes a button on his Walkman
>NUUUUUCLEAR-
Oh, wrong sound clip.
>click
>"CONGRATULAAAAATIONS, HAPPY--DAY--WITH SALUTAAAAATIONS"
>>752353
Truly I am blessed. I can feel strength returning...!
I will overcome this food poisoning!
>this is what happens when you let Boss eat whatever the hell he feels like
>>752354
>aims his artificial hand at Bucky
Rocket Music!
>ejects a casette tape
>it's Queen
>>752356
HRRRRRNNNNNGGGGHHHYOUWERESUPPOSEDTOSAYDIIIIIIEEEEEE
No.752358
>>752353
Bait taken! Go, Vamp! I mean, Kirishima!
>>752355
Eeeeeeh?! Capture failed! Mission failed!
We'll have to heavily revise this operation in the next six months... Operation: Mochi Eater...
No.752359
>>752354
Happens to the best of us.
>>752356
Okay...I can see your busy.
Feel free to give me that advice whenever.
>>752357
>single tear drop
Thanks Boss, it...it means a lot.
No.752360
File: 1457082196999.jpg (301.87 KB, 850x1202, 425:601, sample-f8b0a3069a9a4b80d5c….jpg)
>>752355
>swept up by Hellcats
Don't bully!
>>752357
Grandpa, need these!
>Hellcat barfs up a pair of black Keds
Fastest, double speed!
>>752358
>pecks it to dust like Roadrunner
Bark bark!
>zips over to the next
No.752361
>>752357
HMMMMMMMTHAT'SDEPRESSING
>>752359
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMJUSTBEYOURSELF
No.752362
>>752357
>catches the casette tape
...Oh. Now it makes sense.
>>752359
I didn't always worry this much. Maybe I'm starting to actually act my age.
No.752363
>>752358
Six months? We don't have that kind of time!
>t-shirt go
>holding a piece of mochi crudely shaped into a handgun
Commencing Operation: Mochi Eater...Now.
>>752360
>huphuphuphuphup
You're going to Bed Cell!
No.752364
>>752359
You did well.
>>752360
Double Speed Boss... of course!
>>752361
HRRRRNNNGGGGHHHWHYDIDN'TYOUSTOPMEFROMEATINGRAWSWORDFIIIIIISH
>>752362
>thumbs up
>the thumb pops back
>lighter mode
>cigar lit
This is good... isn't it?
No.752365
>>752361
>nods
I'll keep that in mind.
I be the best myself I can be!
...I think I'm getting advice mixed up here.
>>752362
Getting old and paranoid?
I'm gonna hate to see you when you start physically aging.
>>752364
Y'think so? Well I don't know about that...
No.752366
File: 1457082508409.jpg (597.67 KB, 1084x1500, 271:375, tumblr_nlzsf9j3A31t30u54o1….jpg)
>>752360
She's faster than we anticipated!
>>752363
We're not prepaaaaared!
No.752367
File: 1457082601543.jpg (202.24 KB, 850x1339, 850:1339, sample-5a447d14ebb1c143fe2….jpg)
>>752363
Hoppo, already in bed!
>nyooooooom
>>752364
Beast, don't fear!
Feet, like wings!
>>752366
>turns around
>wind gusts field lily petals in
Go home.
No.752368
>>752364
HMMMMMMMMYOUSAIDITWASJUSTAPRANKBROOOOOO
>>752365
HMMMMMLOOKFORTHEMEANINGBEHINDTHEWOOOOOOOOORDS
No.752369
File: 1457082708341.jpg (412.94 KB, 800x572, 200:143, 9737e38788946a90639d79ecff….jpg)
>>752366
And worst of all!
We're out of battery mushrooms!
>>752367
IT'S OUT OF CONTROL
No.752370
>>752364
Yeah... yeah it is.
>>752365
That's not gonna happen anytime soon. Fury injected me with the Infinity Formula around the time I stopped taking over as Captain America.
No.752371
>>752365
Believe in me, who believes in you!
>>752367
DOUBLE SPEED!
>>752368
HRRRRNNNNNNGGGGHHHIMADEAMISTAAAAAKE
>>752370
Great stuff, Queen. And cubans.
No.752372
>>752367
>!!!
...This Musashi doesn't get it.
>>752369
We need to scavenge first!
No.752373
>>752368
Meaning behind the words, gotcha.
I'll also keep that in mind.
>>752370
So you still have a long time to go?
Well then that'll only keep me guessing even more.
>>752371
I'm gonna make you even more proud, Boss!
Even more proud!
No.752374
File: 1457083015776.jpg (549.34 KB, 800x1059, 800:1059, 5e7375ff170ae769b1181075cc….jpg)
>>752369
GO HOME
>>752371
PF Flyers!
>sticks mochi in a Zero
>nyooooom
>>752372
>runs out of mochi
Mochi's end...
>drops a Zero
Beautiful, tragic!
No.752375
>>752371
HMMMMMMMMMMMITHINKWEBOTHDIIIIIIIID
>>752373
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMHELP
No.752376
File: 1457083141417.jpg (92.87 KB, 600x859, 600:859, f77a923a5a4cf033b55439a60f….jpg)
>>752372
Well, we should probably start by getting the backpack.
>points
>red schoolbag hanging on a branch
>>752374
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
No.752377
>>752371
>grin
Haven't you heard? Smoking's bad for you. And so is fun.
>>752373
Good. Confusing people's the name of the game.
No.752378
>>752373
I'm already a proud grandpa. Thinking about it you're more like a grandson. Solidus was my son.
>>752374
>notes the speech
>Boss
>Boss
BOOOOOOSSSSSS
>>752375
HRRRNNNNNGGGHHHTHISHURTSMYTHROAT
>>752377
I'm the Boss. I'll do as I please! Cigars, women, adventure, conquering!
No.752379
>>752375
Uhhhh...
>SMACK
>>752377
Do you just tell people you're 90 years old on the battlefield to confuse them?
>>752378
>This makes Snake my weird uncle...
>...wow that fits.
Well if you say so, I guess you are like a granddad.
No.752380
>>752378
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMICANHEARTHATGHOSTKIDLAUGHIIIIIIING
>>752379
You hit me
No.752381
>>752374
What!?
>>752376
You go up, this Musashi didn't have enough bandages to cover under the skirt!
No.752382
File: 1457083485622.jpg (367.77 KB, 661x980, 661:980, Wait, is his arm nuclear-p….jpg)
>>752378
So should I take down the "No Fun Allowed" sign outside?
>>752379
Never tried it in the middle of a fight. It'd probably work, though.
No.752383
>>752379
WAHAHAHA! YES!
>>752380
HRRRNNNNGGHHHH ISKANDAAAARRRRR
>>752382
Yes absolutely. TEAR IT ALL DOWN! WITH THE LEMONS! Cave Johnson donated a metric ton of combustible lemons for this express purpose.
No.752384
>>752378
Mochi ends! Lingering aroma! Light, farewell gift! Darkness!
>>752381
Hoppo, waiting! Boobies!
>[Northern Ocean Hime has decided to battle]
No.752385
>>752380
You taught me that I have to take drastic measures to do what's right, Snake. And what was right in this case was making you stop hurting your throat.
Even if I must face the horrible consequences.
Just as you had to deal with the horrible consequences of Shadow Moses, or the first fall of Outer Heaven!
>>752382
I mean yeah...who hits a 90 year old man?
>>752383
...do I have to call you grandpa?
No.752386
>>752381
This is why you don't dress like a skaaaaaaaaaaaank!
>running towards the tree
No.752387
>>752383
>conquering FOBs
>?
No.752388
>>752384
>uh
Musashi, sortieing!
>MUSASHI used ARA ARA!
>>752386
SAY THAT AGAIN AND THIS MUSASHI WILL SHOW YOU WHERE AKITSU MARU WENT
No.752389
>>752383
Hold on, Boss! This is something I inherited from you!
>running start
SNAKE KIIIIIIIIIIICK
>>752385
I...uh, wow.
That just makes what we were doing look silly.
I'm proud of you anyway, kid. Never stop fighting.
No.752390
>>752383
If you say so.
>walks outside
>[insert sounds of lemons exploding here]
>comes back inside
>>752385
Red Skull. He's kind of a jackass like that.
No.752391
>>752388
Nagamon, go home!
>Hoppo used Growl
Bwaaaaaaaah!
No.752392
>>752384
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>752385
Sometimes.
>>752387
>!
Someone is... stealing my virtual nukes!
>>752389
>!!!
SNAAAAKE-
>SNAKE KIIIIICKed
It... worked!
>naked from the impact
>>752390
HAHA YES!
No.752393
>>752388
EVERYONE KNOWS SHE'S
AT THE FARM
UPSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE
>punches the tree
>SSSTYLISH
No.752394
>>752389
Don't plan on it, Snake.
Not in a million years.
>>752390
Right I heard about that guy. He's also from around your time, right?
>>752392
Alright sometimes.
But there needs to be some groundrule-- BOSS YOU'RE NAKED
No.752395
File: 1457084010279.jpg (160.18 KB, 850x706, 425:353, sample-e5c982b446fa998f647….jpg)
>>752391
Nagamon!? So the legends are true!
>MUSASHI's Attack fell!
Then you leave me no choice!
>MUSASHI used MEGA MILK!
>>752393
Guhuhuhu... that's what you THIIIIIINK!
>dropkicks the tree at Kirishima
>COMBO EXTEND
No.752396
File: 1457084206966.jpg (164.94 KB, 850x739, 850:739, sample-728c9f7386852e98e28….jpg)
>>752392
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
>>752395
>HOPPO's Accuracy fell!
Hoppo, not over yet!
>HOPPO used SICK BEATS
No.752397
File: 1457084267804.png (173.51 KB, 500x678, 250:339, Nobody cared who I was unt….png)
>>752392
How the hell did someone turn a fruit into an explosive, anyway?
>>752394
Yeah. And he's a Nazi.
No.752398
>>752392
Boss...your clothes!
>
Boss, my clothes!
>>752394
...Do me a favor and stay away from red coats
No.752399
File: 1457084334497.jpg (125.72 KB, 800x1112, 100:139, 95274511bdaa9c70b2e2eea89b….jpg)
>>752395
>!!
N-No, you can't! Not while I'm holding the food!
>SPLAT
>still holding the plate
>slips out of her hand
>[MISSION FAILED]
No.752400
>>752394
Jack, I'm naked!
>>752396
Don't cry, I have a surprise!
>pulls mochi out from the beard dimension
>sealed in rice paper
>>752397
Dare we question science?
>>752398
SNAKE YOUR CLOTHES!
No.752401
>>752397
The worst.
>>752398
What do you me-- SNAKE YOUR CLOTHES
>
MY CLOTHES!
>>752400
HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?!
No.752402
File: 1457084525611.png (596.23 KB, 687x1000, 687:1000, dd461599085ebef6286da63731….png)
>>752396
>MUSASHI's Defense fell!
Why do we only have stat reduction moves?
>MUSASHI used Tiddy Slam!
>MUSASHI took recoil damage!
>>752399
Kirishima? Hey, quit fooling around! Kirishima!
KIRISHIIIMAAAAAAAA
No.752403
>>752400
BOSS IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN
>>752401
THIS MUST BE THE WORK OF AN ENEMY STAND METAL GEAR
>reading the description from before
Or according to this, Metal Moses.
Which is Shadow Moses but times a billion.
No.752404
>>752400
Uh... yes?
>>752401
You got that right. Figures he'd survive like Cap and I did.
>blink
...Okay, what's with everyone losing their clo-
>pop
Damn it!
No.752405
File: 1457084715878.jpg (127.14 KB, 579x819, 193:273, d783e5e692e5c5d7e12550f8e3….jpg)
>>752400
>eeeeeeeeee
Grandpa, dirty!
Jackass!
>>752402
Hoppo, meta! Smogon!
>WHAM
>HOPPO's health drained to 15
G-Go home...
No.752406
File: 1457084765199.jpg (151.07 KB, 807x515, 807:515, eeabade20959a46ee2231bbb8b….jpg)
>>752402
>pops up behind sashi wearing Groucho glasses
You caused a time paradox!
No.752407
>>752401
It's the Patriots, Jack! Something's got to be done about them!
>>752403
SNAKE EXECUTE MANEUVER B-22
>>752404
YOU FOOOOOL YOU'VE QUESTIONED SCIENCE AND IT'S ROBBED US OF OUR CLOTHES!
No.752408
>>752403
Snake that description really doesn't matter at a time like this!
>>752404
Not you too!
This is getting ridiculous!
>>752407
The Patriots?!
Again?! Why would they want our clothes, though...?
No.752409
File: 1457084905253.jpg (207.61 KB, 640x924, 160:231, a2a3aa798f03b24f2c1c5797ab….jpg)
>>752405
WAHAHAHAHA! No one can resist the Mega Milk Tiddy Slam combo!
>>752406
>EEEEEK
>turns around
>careful these tiddies got momentum
No.752410
File: 1457084998660.png (391.3 KB, 573x829, 573:829, I don't wanna get out of b….png)
>>752407
But you already lost your clothes before I said anything!
>>752408
What the hell is going on?!
No.752411
>>752407
EXECUTING MANEUVER B-22
>ahem
What a thrill...
>>752408
Don't you get it, kid!?
The Patriots planted Metal Moses as a way for the Shadow Moses to unlock the biggest Metal Gear of all time which will lock the guns forever and ever!
No.752412
File: 1457085120685.jpg (99.57 KB, 800x1131, 800:1131, 624a384d98f7a47c569af48a79….jpg)
>>752409
>sniff
>HOPPO's ability has activated
>moe
Boobies, bully!
No.752413
>>752408
Who knows! We have to go back! Back to our clothes!
>>752410
But then you questioned it and lost yours!
>>752411
With darkness and silence through the night...
No.752414
>>752410
That's a good question...too bad I don't know.
>>752411
Oh my god...bigger than Excelsus?!
Bigger than Salheanthropus?!
>>752413
But how?
No.752415
File: 1457085190719.jpg (412.94 KB, 800x572, 200:143, 9737e38788946a90639d79ecff….jpg)
>>752409
The simulation is a bust! We'll have to start ov-
>facefull of tiddy
>brief bullet-time yaranaika
>sent careening into the floor
AUGH-AUGH-AUGH'
No.752416
File: 1457085255008.jpg (270.87 KB, 850x768, 425:384, sample-cd2967537f3bceb52a5….jpg)
>>752412
>MUSASHI is infatuated with enemy HOPPO!
Not yet! It's not over yet! Prepare for this Musashi's fourth move!
>MUSASHI used Hand Hold!
>>752415
KIRISHIIIIIIIMAAAAAAAA
No.752417
>>752413
What a thrill...
>>752414
Bigger than both if they had a baby and then that baby took steroids.
No.752418
>>752414
B-22! Just wait!
>>752417
IIIIIIIII'M STIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILL IN A DREEEEEEEEEAM
No.752419
>>752413
...Huh. Guess this is my fault.
>
It's a lot colder in here than I thought it'd be.
>>752414
Well, how do we find out?
No.752420
>>752417
WE NEED TO STOP THIS!
>>752418
I'm waiting.
>>752419
>shrug
Looks like Snake and Boss have it figured out.
No.752421
File: 1457085495588.jpg (161.2 KB, 850x638, 425:319, sample-0eaa2fc6a5e18344e5d….jpg)
>>752416
>HOPPO's spirits rose!
>HOPPO's stats rose!
Hoppo, finish this!
>HOPPO used Mochi Juggle!
No.752422
>>752416
>woozy
May I mambo dog in the banana patch...
No.752423
File: 1457085592474.jpg (248.79 KB, 850x1401, 850:1401, sample-136be34875a2e3adca9….jpg)
>>752418
>deep breath
SNAAAAAAKE EAAAAAAAAAAATERRRRRRRRRRRRRR
BRACE FOR TRUMPET IMPACT!
>BWAMP BWAMP BWAMP BWAAAAMP
>>752420
HIT THE DECK
No.752424
File: 1457085612214.jpg (164.82 KB, 850x711, 850:711, sample-2d0c8a8858cf8d8ab42….jpg)
>>752421
>Musashi's Friendship can't get any higher!
>BATTLE CONCLUDED
Yatta!!
>>752422
You what?
No.752425
>>752419
>>752420
>all their clothes flying back
WITNEEEEEEESSSS
>>752423
>
No.752426
>>752424
>Nice! Hoppo caught!
>But Musashi's party is full
>Hoppo sent to Box 01
>zwip
No.752427
>>752420
So... our solution's a musical number?
>>752425
>clothes: equipped
Well that... happened.
No.752428
>>752424
>when'd she get Hoppo's shades
Aaaaaaaaaaah? you tryin' to start somethin'?
No.752429
>>752423
>gets down
Awww my junk is on the floor!
...hey I have junk to have on the floor!
>>752425
WHAT THE--
>suddenly clothed
>>752427
Looks like it.
No.752430
>>752425
Did...did we win?
Are the Patriots gone?
>>752429
Don't make it awkward, kid.
No.752431
>>752428
>when did she get scary
Get in line, Kirishima. This Musashi and Maya are the resident banchous!
No.752432
>>752427
Yes. Yes it did.
>>752429
Never underestimate the power of musical numbers.
>>752430
Gone as ever.
No.752433
>>752429
>>752432
So we're never gonna talk about this again, right?
No.752434
>>752431
This banchoudom ain't big enough for the...however many of us!
>glasses off
>SERIOUS
Somebody better hold me back.
>...
Oh.
No.752435
File: 1457086093866.png (105.03 KB, 243x269, 243:269, Implying he ever looks thi….png)
>>752430
Sorry Snake.
>>752432
I never knew music could be so strong...well actually I did.
But still.
>>752433
Never again.
No.752436
>>752434
OURRRRAAAA
>pushin tiddies against tiddies
You think you got a shot!?
No.752437
>>752432
So now we're free, free to live life.
>hops on a snowmobile
...I don't know where this came from.
>>752435
Just be glad it was Snake Eater, it could've gotten much worse.
No.752438
>>752436
>pushing back
>somewhat pathetically
These glasses ain't just for attracting mates, you know!
No.752440
File: 1457086428921.jpg (134.21 KB, 821x972, 821:972, BIG_BOSS_sketch_by_finalad….jpg)
>>752433
Never.
>>752435
This is why you're my favorite grandson. Also my only one but you get the idea.
>>752437
Ride on, David.
No.752441
>>752438
>>752439
>
Guhuhuh... when you're this close, this Musashi can't miss.
No.752442
>>752435
>>752440
Good, because that was too weird, even for me.
No.752443
>>752437
How much worse?
>>752440
Yeah I learned that from fighting with music on. Gets the blood pumping.
Also from a friend.
>>752442
Yeah if anybody asks this never happened.
No.752444
File: 1457086613215.jpg (54.42 KB, 364x418, 182:209, 5a615c7cc4795c81712a88a98a….jpg)
>>752440
>snowmobile starts on its own
What?
>vrooooooooom
But which ending is it!?
>>752443
>WHEN HEAVENS DIVIDE
>rides out on the wild snowmobile
No.752445
File: 1457086672565.jpg (124.97 KB, 850x804, 425:402, sample-7e97c2b4550aeffa746….jpg)
>>752441
And what the hell's that supposed to mean? You need another pair of glasses or something?
No.752448
>>752444
...wow.
>>752446
Well I'm gonna go and try to forget this ever happened. Goodnight Bucky.
>strolls out
No.752449
>>752448
Night, Raiden. See you later.
No.752450
File: 1457087221063.jpg (207.82 KB, 850x1169, 850:1169, sample-c2dec18a31f4acfa88b….jpg)
>>752447
>!
Ha, so you are nearsighted.
You're lucking I'm here!
>slaps her own glasses on top of sashi's
No.752451
File: 1457087342087.jpg (76.57 KB, 573x800, 573:800, 065272b6017449a55e52095fb7….jpg)
>>752450
Oho?
>hoists Kiri over her shoulder
Time to go visit Akitsu Maru~.
No.752452
File: 1457087583240.jpg (278.22 KB, 850x1168, 425:584, sample-17f71e0031f8e43e859….jpg)
>>752451
Oye, what's the meaning of this, Musashi?
>[ M E N A C I N G ]
You better not get prints all over those glasses!
No.752453
File: 1457088001364.jpg (157.1 KB, 648x906, 108:151, 64f82aca947718de61df7f1d2a….jpg)
>>752452
Don't woooorry about it.
>patpat a cheek
>but which?
Has this Musashi ever wronged you?
No.752454
>>752453
I remember the camping trip just as well as you.
>!
Where do you think you're touching! Bastard!
No.752455
File: 1457088356276.jpg (137.54 KB, 800x1131, 800:1131, cc1b3e8b19333ab9acfab335f3….jpg)
>>752454
Relaaaax. Miller-san must be overworking you, huh? Let this Musashi help you chill out.
No.752456
>>752455
The last time you said you would help me chill out, you put lava in the repair baths!
At least it was for the good Terminator.
>rrr
All he ever does is stare at everyone's chests with those stupid gray eyes. He doesn't even know I work for him.
No.752457
>>752456
It was great, don't lie you loved it.
>grin
Bet you'll love my secret relaxation routine too. How else do you think a frontliner can stay so chipper?
No.752458
>>752457
If it's another of those stupid harebrained voodoo tricks, I can tell you they don't work and are also stupid.
>muttering
After exhaustive research...
Don't be mysterious, out with it!
No.752459
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>>752458
>looking around
>no cameras
>grin level: somewhat menacing
Guhuh...
>schwing
Behold, the Kai package!
No.752460
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>>752459
Hold on, I need to fix my glasses.
>adjustan
There we goooaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
No.752461
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>>752460
Wahahaha! That never fails to be funny.
You've seen this Musashi's greatest secret. I can't just let you walk away now.
No.752462
>>752461
Teme...so that's how it's going to be, huh.
I can't stand idly by and let a monster like that prowl around the other girls! Especially Haruna!
I know the responsibility I have to take.
>nodnod
>whips glasses off
BEHOLD! OPTIC BLAST!!
No.752463
>>752462
Wh-
>face PUNCHED FROM THE PUNCH DIMENSION
When could you do that?!
>
>
>
Can all of us with glasses do that!? This opens more possibilities!
>also it's time
>for EXTREME BEARHUGGING
No.752464
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>>752463
Perverts don't get to ask questions!
>gkkkkkt
By the power vested in me, as hall monitor for the week, lemme go!
>strugglan
>...
You think you're so smart, huh.
But you made one mistake, one little mistake.
You pissed me off.
>gleam
No.752465
>>752464
Teme... you think you can just mouth off like that? In this crucial moment! You leave this Musashi with little other option, Kirishima!
I have to give you... my most precious gift...
No.752466
>>752465
The only crucial moment is the one I'm about to put upside your head!
It's about time someone took you down a few pegs, Musashi. And not just because you're some kind of freakish giant.
>flex
Don't You Touch My Precious Haruna PUUUUUUUUUUNCH
No.752467
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>>752466
>blink
I still have your arms. Now take my present! A one-way ticket to SUPLEX CITY! Except it's a piledriver!
>Zangief mode go
>SPINNING
>PILEDRIVER
No.752468
>>752467
Wait no I was trying to psych you can't we talk about this-
>BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
>[TIME IS UP MY TIME IS NOW]
No.752469
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>>752468
>sitting on Kiri's abs
Oh, soft-uh. This was supposed to be relaxing!
No.752470
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>>752469
>blinkblink
Now that you mention it, my back does feel a little straighter-
>dong on her chest
Ah.
>give it a minute
GET OFF MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
No.752472
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No.752473
>>752472
Look me in the eye, Kirishima.
No.752474
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No.752475
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>>752474
>
Does this look like the face of a monster?
No.752476
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>>752475
Your face isn't what I'm concerned about!
>struggles to point
That is!
No.752477
>>752476
It's not so bad.
>thump
Just a little try? You'll understand soon enough, the struggle's really not needed.
No.752478
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>>752477
>ew ew gross gross gross
How many others have you...you ensnared with this thing?
>leaning away
No.752479
>>752478
Does it matter?
I'll let you go anyways. This Musashi already has a special someone.
No.752480
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>>752479
Well, good!
Special someone, with that thing?
What the hell...
No.752481
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>>752480
So?
>caress time
Just a quick one. This Musashi did say she'd relax you.
No.752482
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>>752481
You say quick one like that makes it any better...
>gkkt
You have to promise to stay away from Haruna, got it? If you do something nasty I'll punch ya straight to the moon!
No.752483
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No.752484
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No.752485
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>>752484
Musashi, beginning.
This is a one-time thing, so I have to make it special.
No.752486
>>752485
"Special", huh. Gimme a break, I bet you've said that to plenty of the others.
Ah, you lookin' for an invitation? Get it over with already.
No.752487
>>752486
So impatient...
>bumping her face with it
Put it in.
No.752488
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>>752487
>scowling
...
>glompf
No.752489
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>>752488
That wasn't so hard, eh? We could've skipped all the punching and face beams.
Be sure to savor it, Kirishima!
No.752490
>>752489
>twitch
>teeth grazing
Don't push your luck!
No.752491
>>752490
>ow
>ow ow ow ow
Oi!
>pushan further
No.752492
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>>752491
>!!
>[muffled protests]
>watch out
>for my licking move
No.752493
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>>752492
O-oh? This Musashi's glad you're helping speed this along. There's a nice backrub in the end. This is just the incentive to do it right~.
No.752494
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>>752493
>can't hear
>we have entered automatic gluk gluk mode
>balls: seized
>one-handed massage
No.752495
>>752494
O-oi, slow down there, I don't want to fin-oi! Kirishima!
Ah, when did you turn the tables? Was this your plan all along!?
No.752496
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>>752495
>pop
I don't know what you're talking about.
>squeeze
Harass me, will ya?
No.752497
>>752496
Gkkt...! Why, you...!
No.752498
>>752497
>grip: vice like
Tell me where, Musashi.
And we'll see.
No.752499
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>>752498
Gah! Too tight, I can't hold on!
>shoulders braced
Fire!
>ram
No.752500
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>>752499
Whaddya mean, too tight? Fire? Wha-
>head pistoned back
>glork
No.752501
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>>752500
Ghh... what the hell. That was too soon! What did you do?
>Musashi you're choking the poor girl pull out
No.752502
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>>752501
>!!!!
>too much too full aaa
>reflexively swallowing
>have a nice afterglow massage I guess
No.752503
>>752502
Jeez...
>pop
>sitting Kirishima up
She's too good.
>
I did promise a backrub...
>massagan go
No.752504
>>752503
>head lolling around
>seed spillan out of her mouth
Ghhukkt...
>I'm sure if she were completely conscious she'd appreciate it
No.752505
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>>752504
We should do this again sometime. I will discover your secret, Kirishima. No one's beaten this Musashi at her own game before...
No.752506
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>>752505
>coughcough
>muttering something
No.752507
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>>752506
>grumpy somewhat ashamed Musashi noises
Guh... this Musashi looked like a fool.
No.752508
>>752507
>ahem
Yes. You did.
But I couldn't help but notice a reaction from it.
>
Get the shoulder blades more.
No.752509
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>>752508
Hai...
>blades: rubbed on
How did you do that?
No.752510
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>>752509
How?
By having a strong grip, of course.
>close up to Kirishima's biceps
>SWOLE
I was a wimp before grip strengtheners.
No.752511
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>>752510
It can't be that simple!
No.752512
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>>752511
Oh?
>assuming direct torsion control
Hurts, don't it?
No.752514
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>>752513
>um
H-hey! Put down, you behemoth!
No.752515
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No.752517
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>>752516
>unceremoniously dropping Kiri's hips down
Putting it in.
No.752518
>>752517
>
>shocked, I am shocked at this turn of events
>and so will Kirishima
>once she's back to normal
No.752519
>>752518
>strolls down to her room with its broken cameras, bouncing Kirishima the entire way
This is nice.