No.752520
Legion of Doom? More like Legion of Dildos
No.752521
Who just leaves all these lying around?
No.752522
>screeeeech
Yowza!
Boy, it sure is empty in here.
No.752523
Geez it's normally quiet around this time but not THIS quiet.
No.752524
>>752523
Around the time people come back from their dayjobs too.
No.752525
>>752524
Right, that might explain it but there's usually some sort of activity.
Even if a little. Just noting how bizarre it is.
No.752526
>>752525
Maybe they're all out getting local burgers.
That To Gos is a little too popular.
No.752527
>>752526
I keep forgetting that's there.
I'd go but...something tells me I really shouldn't.
No.752528
>>752527
I don't buy the hype. That dork in the stillsuit with the dumb UFO helmet was forcing it a little too hard. Maybe he's just paid to advertise.
No.752529
File: 1457123114075.jpg (62.88 KB, 755x458, 755:458, tumblr_nlxxvty7CZ1qlnxfao2….jpg)
>>752528
Maybe, but I'm just not allowed to get burgers anywhere that isn't my usual base.
If I did, I'm sure somebody would be disappointed.
No.752530
>>752529
One armed dude, screaming "GIVE IT BACK IT WAS OURS" right. Guy makes a damn amazing burger but the calories and artificial flavoring's ridiculous.
Just glad my genes are perfect and I can break stuff like that down.
No.752531
>>752530
That's the guy. His burgers are amazing but yeah. They're very unhealthy.
Luckily I'm a cyborg so I don't have to worry about all of that either.
No.752532
>>752531
His little burger shack's name's funny. "Miller's Maxi Buns."
If it weren't for that Chemical Burger I don't think he'd even be in business.
No.752533
>>752532
Yes he would, I'm sure. Though they might not be too popular here, back at base they're usually what most of the troops have for lunch.
No.752534
>>752533
Huh... color me surprised. Feeding heart attack bait to soldiers.
No.752535
>>752534
They're very active so they're able to work most of that off.
Going to hate seeing them in their later years, though.
No.752536
>>752535
Don't get me wrong it's a smart way to weed out the less able. Delicious too. Just kinda unexpected.
No.752537
>>752536
It's unconventional yes, but...that's how Boss and the others work.
Very unconventionally.
No.752538
File: 1457124066082.jpg (445.97 KB, 1000x620, 50:31, tumblr_nf2dl46dSC1skjsqyo2….jpg)
>>752537
Everybody's got their quirks.
No.752539
>>752538
That they do, and as fun as listing their quirks might be I don't have all day here.
No.752540
>>752539
I'm pretty sure we never really introduced ourselves.
>clears her throat
Aya Brea. Snarky ex-cop.
No.752541
File: 1457124283731.jpg (48.25 KB, 604x450, 302:225, tumblr_nlxxvty7CZ1qlnxfao5….jpg)
>>752540
Raiden, cyborg ninja.
Or Jack if you prefer.
No.752542
>>752541
Rayden huh. Guess "Usain Bolt" wasn't so far off.
No.752543
>>752542
No it's Rye-- ahh forget it.
But yeah, lightning is basically what the name implies.
No.752544
File: 1457124663057.jpg (40.52 KB, 555x640, 111:128, 207ac98ac823b17cbe92396aac….jpg)
>>752543
Meaningful codenames. Beats something boring like "Superman" or "Batman" I guess.
Never was a fan of "on the nose" titles. Makes being creative with sarcasm harder.
No.752545
>>752544
I'm not a superhero so a name like that would be silly, the closest I've ever come to that is the nickname 'Mr. Lightning Bolt.'
No.752546
>>752545
Mr. Lightning Bolt's a mouthful... Bolto'll work.
No.752547
>>752546
You aren't actually going to call me that, are you?
No.752549
>>752548
It sounds ridiculous rather than cute but alright sure.
Bolto works.
No.752550
>>752549
Who says ridiculous can't sound cute?
No.752551
>>752550
Alright that's a fair point, I guess it's better than some nicknames I've gotten in the past.
No.752552
>>752551
White Devil. I can feel that's one of'em.
Someone must've liked Ace Ventura.
No.752553
>>752552
Yeah but that's still not the worst one, though.
Still not fond of it, but it's not the worst.
No.752554
>>752553
Heard you call yourself Jack the Ripper too.
I'll be honest: White Devil's a lot more menacing.
No.752555
>>752554
Don't call myself that anymore.
And even if I did I'm still not sure if that's the worst nickname I've ever gotten.
No.752556
File: 1457131187771.jpg (130.56 KB, 600x713, 600:713, 5c730694c49d19c072b95ba98b….jpg)
Nice and empty...
>pulls up a holo-chatroom
I haven't seen Rosalina in a while. I hope that lizard-turtle-dragon didn't kidnap her. Otherwise he might find I'm not as nice as the plumber.
No.752557
>BWIP
Ahh, such a relaxing game of chess that was.
No.752558
File: 1457131427767.jpg (184.77 KB, 612x1008, 17:28, tumblr_nqgs4nD9cU1rgs3n6o1….jpg)
>>752557
Oh. You're that two-dimensional... thing.
You wouldn't happen to know why the plumber's made of paper now, would you. It's a little weird when he turns around and becomes one pixel wide.
No.752559
>>752558
Hmm, really don't know why that is to be quite honest, I suppose some deity made him that way.
No.752560
File: 1457131721498.jpg (152.29 KB, 493x750, 493:750, tumblr_o0ej21qYWj1rl04amo1….jpg)
>>752559
Guess I'll just have to ask Miss Universe.
No.752561
>>752560
Rosalina? Hmm, I think she's at Tennis Practice, she's been taking that quite a bit lately
No.752562
>>752561
That saves me an embarrassing crash-landing through Bowser's bedroom window.
No.752563
>>752562
Ah, but do it anyways, it sends him a message you know!
No.752564
File: 1457132177316.jpg (125.48 KB, 645x925, 129:185, 7d4459a5006fddb71a68ec1c69….jpg)
>>752563
Ehhh. Maybe if I was paid to. No point damaging my ship for free.
No.752565
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>>752564
Suppose you got me there, I suppose I do have a few credits.
No.752566
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No.752567
>>752566
>Presents a bag full
Will this do?
No.752568
File: 1457132533745.png (731.8 KB, 1280x616, 160:77, tumblr_nrjv2icIxV1szt1fuo1….png)
>>752567
>[Scanning...]
>amount sufficient
Fair enough. Though I wonder why exactly you're paying for what basically amounted to an offhand remark.
Got beef with the lizard?
No.752569
>>752568
Let's just say he wasn't very good at the new years party.
No.752570
>>752569
I see. Well, you'll get what all my other clients get: their money's worth.
No.752571
>>752570
Now that is what I like to hear!
No.752572
File: 1457133331246.jpg (176.1 KB, 1088x734, 544:367, metroid_concept_suit_by_le….jpg)
>>752571
Pleasure doing business again. Fett's been taking all the good bounties lately.
No.752573
>Predator log update
>I have discovered something called a "trophy wife"
>what a strange thing
>what makes one a "trophy wife"?
>can you add it to ones trophy collection?
>does she have a better skull?
>I may have to hunt one down
No.752574
>>752573
On the prowl, huh.
No.752575
>>752574
>I got to mark big foot off my list
>I now must find the mouth man, a yeti, the abominable snowman, and find out what a "trophy wife" is
No.752576
>>752575
I don't know about a mothman but sometimes there's a mothgirl around. Extremely rarely.
You won't find a yeti or abominable snowman around here. Further north maybe, into nothern Canada.
A trophy wife... I don't know.
No.752577
>>752576
>I'll look into those thanks
>I must find a trophy wife and find out what makes her a trophy
>maybe it's the husband?
>he must be some sort of hunter
No.752578
File: 1457134140187.jpg (429.75 KB, 1280x1621, 1280:1621, tumblr_nyyvn5up8T1qjtwf4o1….jpg)
>>752577
Maybe it's a wife more valuable than the hunter?
No.752579
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>>752578
>how strange
>these humans and their strange terms for things
>like the other day Jack invited me to a party that had nothing to do with hunting or searching
>what kind of party is that?
No.752580
>>752579
I don't know. I've never been to a party that wasn't hunting or searching.
No.752581
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>>752580
>he gave me a list of things to gather
>potato chips and carbonated soda
>and dip
>then this party didn't happen so I never got to see what it was about
No.752582
>>752581
Maybe it wasn't on that day?
No.752583
>>752582
>strange
>then I must wait for this "party"
No.752584
>>752583
It sounds interesting. If they bring food and drink, maybe it's some kind of camping thing.
No.752585
>>752584
>maybe it is
>we can roast meat on a fire pit
>and tell battle stories as we set up traps to keep animals from getting our food
No.752586
>>752585
I like the sound of that.
No.752587
>>752586
>then we will do this party
>.....I don't see Jack here
No.752588
>>752587
He'll be back tomorrow.
No.752589
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>>752588
>I need a human to explain Earth terms
>have you seen a human here?
No.752590
>>752589
>looking around
>[Scanning...]
I think we're the only conscious ones here.
That being said watch them crawl out of the woodworks to prove me wrong.
No.752591
>>752590
>I will wait with this bat
No.752592
File: 1457137101294.jpg (291.5 KB, 850x1130, 85:113, sample-2352321228eb00a292d….jpg)
>>752591
...Nobody. I'm impressed.
No.752593
File: 1457137205082.jpg (121.93 KB, 360x879, 120:293, 3336598-predator-in-superm….jpg)
>>752592
>maybe they are all away?
No.752594
>>752593
I could call one person but I think he'd be more interest in your "huge guts" than helping.
No.752595
>>752594
>is it that "doom guy"
No.752597
>>752596
>he keeps screaming at anything that has "huge guts"
>even that huge guy named Guts
No.752598
File: 1457137657901.jpg (131.97 KB, 800x1031, 800:1031, e239d8189485a67261d0ff6301….jpg)
>>752597
I don't think he's capable of rational thought anymore. Hell must've fried his brains. That said he's an exceptionally functional perpetual murder engine.
No.752599
>why do people keep killing my Bowies
>oh well
No.752600
KICKS THE FUCKING DOOR IN
FUCK YOUR GREEN LETTERS
RIP AND TEEEEEAR
No.752601
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>>752598
>sounds about right
No.752602
>>752600
Now this is something I definitely could have done without.
>suddenly earplugs
Much better.
No.752603
>>752601
...I wish I had a cloaking device, there he is.
No.752604
>>752602
YOU THINK YOU CAN KEEP ME OUT WITH EARPLUGS? RIP AND TEAR YOUR DRUMS!
No.752605
File: 1457137994286.jpg (99.75 KB, 511x533, 511:533, 3336498-predator_versus_ju….jpg)
>>752603
>use your grappling beam to hide in the rafters
No.752606
>>752604
I'd invite you to try if I felt like entertaining the notion.
Not to mention I'm not in possession of eardrums.
I hope you're not still mad about that thing on Mars, mister Guy.
No.752607
>>752606
HAHA I'M KNEE-DEEP IN THE DEAD
FUCKS OFF THROUGH THE WALL
THAT'S RIGHT YOUR PUSSY WALLS CAN'T CONTAIN THE MAD IN THIS BAD MOTHERFUCKER
DOOMGUY OUT
No.752609
>>752607
I'm sure everything will be fine.
>distant screaming
Just fine.
No.752610
>>752608
>a part of me wonders just what happened on mars
>and just how many Martian types there are?
No.752611
>>752610
I only know green and white martians.
As for Mars itself, one of its moons, Deimos, had a hell portal on it. Demons overran some corporate base and they sent a horribly underequipped and understaffed team of marines in to handle it.
Doomguy was the only survivor.
No.752612
>>752611
It seemed like a good idea at the time.
No.752613
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>>752611
>that sounds a lot like what happened to a human colony that started near a Xenomorph nest
>also my head count of martians is four
>white, green, black, and the brain ones that attack
No.752614
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>>752612
By that I assume you're a UAC executive.
>>752613
Oh, right. The little ones that go "ack ack".
No.752615
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>>752614
Something like that.
Frankly I'm surprised the gates made it as far as off the planet, it was never my intention.
No.752616
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>>752614
>yes them
>why is there so much life on Mars?
No.752617
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>>752615
Your intention... that'd make you-
>
>oooh
Well then.
>>752616
There's water there. It's probably colonizable.
No.752618
>>752616
It's on America's tortured brow
That Mickey Mouse grew up a cow
>>752617
In the flesh, as it were.
Zebes had its own version of me, didn't it.
Not like it matters, they all end up in the same place.
No.752619
>>752618
>>752617
>figured the humans are to blame
No.752620
>>752618
No. It really didn't. The Chozo's afterlife was just to continue where they left off as ghosts.
>>752619
I'm not entirely sure.
No.752621
>>752619
Humans? Not anymore than usual, no.
The Martian folk have been around quite a long time.
Though I hear inbreeding is producing the "ayy lmao" variety.
>>752620
More of a house of windowless rooms deal.
Was it really necessary to bring that one here.
No.752622
File: 1457139666486.png (205.38 KB, 536x540, 134:135, tumblr_o0pdviUN4W1uwr14io4….png)
>dumping burgers in the trash
>weeping
No.752623
>>752621
>then can you explain why there are four different breeds of them old one?
>>752620
>such a strange red planet
>I'll have to hunt there
>>752622
>a human!
>he will explain Earth culture to me!
No.752624
File: 1457139825347.jpg (297.11 KB, 850x1125, 34:45, sample-ad955dfe01f0db0ddef….jpg)
>>752621
Mistakes were made.
>>752623
That sounds... actually fun. Mind if I tag along?
No.752625
>>752623
I have no interest in Martians so I never bothered to learn.
If you find a depressingly pale man with stars in his head, he might be of better help.
>>752624
Oh no, I'm actually glad.
He was always a decent amusement, even on Mars.
No.752626
>>752623
>still tossing perfectly good burgs away
>still crying
>are you just gonna let him waste food like that
No.752627
>>752624
>I don't see why not
>hunting parties cover more ground
>>752625
>then I thank you for this information old one
>>752626
>there is more to this then just a human wasting meat
>I must obtain one of these burgers and run tests on it
No.752628
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>>752625
It wasn't exactly my choice to "bring" him here.
>scannan Lucy
>desire to fill database entries: moderate
>Samsung's an information hoarder
>>75Excellent.2627
No.752629
>>752627
What a polite yautja.
>>752628
Oh?
No.752630
>>752627
Never again...I'll never make another burger.
No.752631
>>752629
>I am aware you are as my people call you "The First Bad Blood"
>I'm just not foolish enough to try a fight
>but may I ask why take the form of a human?
>>752630
>I see...the human lacks the skills in making edible meat
No.752632
>>752629
He just shows up.
>
I should go before he decides to jack my ship.
>out she goes
No.752633
>>752631
Call my meat stringy, will they?
Call my lettuce dry?
>getting angry
>breaking dishes
START TALKING BITCH
No.752634
>>752631
Well if you mean to be so supplicant, I can't very well ignore it.
But I look like humans as much as you look like a human with a large crab on his head.
They look like my people.
>>752632
Interesting.
>warping the scan entries of himself
No.752635
File: 1457141327306.jpg (121.93 KB, 360x879, 120:293, 3336598-predator-in-superm….jpg)
>>752633
>and his shame has destroyed his mind
>>752634
>interesting
>I will have to look deeper into this
No.752636
>>752635
You...I know somebody's there! Who's there!
Laughing even at a man deprived of his burgers, what a world we live in.
No.752637
>>752635
If it's what you will.
But I believe there's a gaggle of hippies increasing Shiva's power in northern California that need taking care of.
>wings go
>weeeeeeee
No.752638
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No.752639
>>752636
>rooting through the garbage without touching it
>oooOOOoOOOOoo
I bet local burgers did this.
No.752640
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>>752638
Ruble ruble...The Patriots!?
>>752639
>but how
That's the only logical explanation, after the Patriots.
Cipher must be behind these local burgers.
No.752641
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>>752640
>it's mitochondria I don't gotta explain shit
You know what you gotta do. Fight buns with Maxi Buns.
No.752642
>>752640
>picking up one of the burgers
>I must examine this
No.752643
>>752641
No, I can't. I just can't.
I was feeding the men today, and they said my burgers were subpar.
I made a promise to a friend to never serve anything less than the best. And since doing a spirit quest sounds weird, this is my atonement.
>>752642
You put that down, you damn dirty animal!
No.752644
>>752643
Then get better. Only nerds give up. Also I really don't wanna go to the local burgers place so don't chimp out.
No.752645
>>752643
"get your filthy paws of me, you damn dirty ape!"
No.752646
>>752644
And I'm not a nerd, I'm the angry comic relief!
But who are you, you angel that knows the difference between "quality" and quality.
>>752645
What a load of bullshit
No.752647
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>>752646
You can call me Aya. You're that guy who made the chemical burger, right.
No.752648
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>>752646
>the mentally unhinged human fascinates me
>touching his flawed food has sent him into a fury of harsh words
>I must investigate deeper
No.752649
>>752647
That was a long time ago.
A different Miller. A younger Miller.
Perhaps a more foolish Miller too, apparently making a burger completely out of carcinogens isn't a good idea.
>>752648
Don't you give me the silent treatment!
No.752650
>>752649
>internally thankful for perfect genes™
If it tastes good, who cares? Getting rid of calories and food toxins are what diets are for.
No.752651
>>752650
You mean lots and lots of harsh physical exercise and training.
But how do I get the men to see it the same way? They want to eat kale now for god's sake.
No.752652
>>752651
Same way you get kids to stop biting their nails: coat it in something that tastes horrible.
No.752653
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>>752649
>interesting
>he is one of the few who can not understand me
>I will now try to communicate with my native tongue
gkaun-yte
No.752654
File: 1457143022773.jpg (573.68 KB, 1280x1816, 160:227, tumblr_o0hdxn1B8E1uw0aq1o1….jpg)
>>752652
Why the hell would I let things that taste bad in my mess hall? Do I look like a damn amateur or something?
>>752653
どのような地獄、あなただけの何を言いましたの？
No.752655
>>752654
>it seems he can not understand me in any form
>I will try my recordings to talk to him
"taste the meat, not the heat"
No.752656
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>>752654
Iunno, I'm an ex-cop not a cook. And if we're being honest you kinda look like Lt. Dan from Forrest Gump after he loses his legs.
No.752657
>>752655
PROPANE FAGS GET OUT
THE MEAT IS THE HEAT, YOU HEAT-HENS
>>752656
But Dan was so cool...
Oh yeah, well you look like-
>uh
Fairly attractive.
>Kaz no
No.752658
>>752657
I mean he's hot in the "portrayed by Gary Sinise" kind of way.
>uh
Uh.
No.752659
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No.752660
>>752657
>fascinating
>words seem to provoke more anger out of him
"Now it's time to oil it up"
No.752661
>>752659
I mean I appreciate it but fella I just met you in person.
No.752662
>>752660
Wait...that's it!
If I change the oil and strain the onion rings an extra time, it'll come out perfectly.
Thanks, strange silent thing.
>>752661
Hey hey, there's no need to get riled up.
You'd be ok if it was a nightclub, right?
Well to me it's always night.
No.752663
>>752662
>did he just call me a whore
Did you just call me a whore.
No.752664
>>752663
Why would I call a beautiful girl like you a whore?
I mean, I'm not saying you totally couldn't do it for money, you'd actually be pretty popular. If you wanted to, of course.
>Kaz stop
No.752665
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>knockknockboom
...Aw man, I was gonna go for a whole Breaking Bad type entrance too.
Well whatever, PeeGee's here, folks.
No.752666
>>752662
"and don't ya'll forget the Colonel's secret sauce"
No.752667
No.752668
>>752666
Colonel? Campbell?
The Sauce of the Guns of the Sons of the Patriots...my god.
I need to tell Boss about this!
No.752669
>>752665
>Bwip
Geez, never thought there would be a universe in there.
No.752670
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>>752668
>yes
>go forth insane human
>....I should tag him
No.752671
>>752669
Yeah, old joke. Never funny.
Do I wanna ask or should I just go get the feathers now for when I beat the tar out of you.
No.752672
>>752670
Boss! Bosssssss!
>turns around
>already covered in dozens of tags and tranq rounds
>Kaz don't stop
No.752673
>>752664
A hamburger guy dropping spaghetti. What a world we live in.
>>752665
>
>
>
I didn't get cloned again did I, I drew the line at Eve.
No.752674
File: 1457145592787.jpg (99.75 KB, 511x533, 511:533, 3336498-predator_versus_ju….jpg)
>>752672
>amazing
>it seems that others wish to tag and track this human
>he now yells for his clans elder
No.752675
>>752673
Yeah well, speaking as a clone already, it doesn't get much better.
>looking around
Huh. Guess the little purple snot couldn't hang.
I mean most weirdly tiny guys can't handle me but usually they're nice enough to wait until I hit them or something.
No.752676
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>>752673
My spaghetti burgers are great!
>raises the cane
>the bottom pops off and unrolls a sheaf of coupons
Miller's Maxi Buns. The taste never dies!
>>752674
AAAAAAAAAAAA
>clomps away
No.752677
File: 1457145851469.jpg (40.52 KB, 555x640, 111:128, 207ac98ac823b17cbe92396aac….jpg)
>>752675
So is the boob window symbolic or is it clothing damage.
I guess I can't be too critical, "everything-proof" clothes are expensive.
>>752676
>tucking the coupons away
The guy's a few screws short of a nuclear tank but he makes a damn good burg.
No.752678
>>752677
The boob window's a boob window because it's a boob window.
Think up any reason you want, it's probably better than whatever I'm working with that week.
You should see my friend Emp. Poor chick gets powers from getting her suit ripped up.
No.752679
>>752676
>Predator log update
>I have encountered an insane human
>he seems damaged in more ways then one
>examining his behavior has led to some fascinating discoveries
No.752680
>>752678
Emp as in Empowered? I thought she loses her powers when her suit gets ripped up.
Met'er once. Big help she was, five seconds in and I had to do the rescuing.
No.752681
>>752680
"Gets powers" as in somebody or something miraculously steps in and saves her.
We in the business don't try to question it too much, it leads to stupid things like Convergence or Final Countdown.
>>752679
Thaaaaaaaaat's a Predator.
No.752682
>>752681
Cops saving a cape, who knew.
>
So where's Schwarzenegger.
No.752683
>>752681
>it seems a Kryptonian has spotted me
>not surprising as the yellow sun gains them powers
>not through harsh training through childhood into a adult hood......
>yes I am a little bitter, I can be
No.752684
>>752682
Last I heard, arguing with a chair.
>...
No, that's Eastwood. Depressing how all those guys end up looking the same as soon as they hit 60 or whatever.
Least you didn't run into Maid Man
>>752683
Brother I don't even need any of the special vision powers or whatever to see that kind of salt.
Let's just not hunt anybody, 'kay? I love your movies too much to want to ruin the concept by beating you that easily.
No.752685
>>752684
>this is why no one trust your god like race
>and I'll have you know I'm vary selective about who I hunt
>and it has to be honorable
No.752686
>>752684
"Maid Man"? No okay let's not get into what sounds like E-List silliness, I don't have a cup of coffee for a spittake.
No.752687
File: 1457147033681.jpg (440.86 KB, 1101x1181, 1101:1181, tumblr_nbfqoe1xqJ1s6jg0uo6….jpg)
>>752685
I've punched guys before that thought nuking the planet was honorable, I don't know where you guys go for your morality lessons.
Oh my god tell me there's a xenomorph here.
>>752686
He's uh...pretty good at psychological warfare.
>that package in panties that small
>jesus
So we got the blonde bowlcut, snark, and law enforcement down. From the looks of it you're probably my clone.
No.752688
>>752687
>there was
>your welcome
>they still have a hive on the moon
No.752689
File: 1457147198998.jpg (40.52 KB, 555x640, 111:128, 207ac98ac823b17cbe92396aac….jpg)
>>752687
"Maid Man". Does he actually wear a maid dress at least? Is that the psychological warfare?
>
I'm nobody's clone. Though I have to admit bumping up to a G-cup and gaining a few inches would've been nice.
No.752690
>>752688
See, I always felt Alien vs Predator lacked something.
Mainly that it had to end, so this is just the greatest early birthday ever.
>>752689
KKs actually. But that's a national secret so I expect you to treat it like a complete joke like me.
>shaking her head
The works. Down to the uh, eye-catching undergarments.
No.752691
File: 1457147459753.png (475.65 KB, 500x1158, 250:579, 62d4f4df2e6111e14fd4161b25….png)
>tea, huh
>...
>I can make tea
>I watched that blonde guy do it all day
No.752692
>>752690
KK... damn.
>snrkt
Oh my god I have to see this.
No.752693
>>752690
>the moon hive is manly used to gather eggs and sometimes a queen
No.752694
File: 1457147616345.jpg (349.85 KB, 800x623, 800:623, c1430c6f329957e9db273e450c….jpg)
>>752691
You're staring really hard at that teapot, Verg. Don't tell me you actually wanna drink grass.
No.752695
>crashes through ceiling
Damn
No.752696
>>752692
It helps to be a super badass strong alien to help with the back pain, tell you that much.
>
I'm no taxi service, as much as all those imageboards want me to be one.
>spooky hand motions
Though the power of namedrop is an awesome power, Aya-san.
>>752693
So you're telling me you won't hurt women and children?
...Crap, that's actually adorable.
No.752697
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>>752694
This coming from the one who used to smoke it.
>MY NIGGA YOU JUST GOT ROASTED
>>752695
>covering the teapot from debris
No.752698
>>752695
Do you know why you find that suit cumbersome when I don't, Dick.
No.752699
File: 1457147905785.jpg (121.93 KB, 360x879, 120:293, 3336598-predator-in-superm….jpg)
>>752696
>depends on the woman
>children
>never
No.752700
>>752696
Hey, didn't even need an introduction. Saves me time I could put to better use on this newfound breast envy.
No.752701
>>752698
Because I'm more the dashing dodging acrobat.?
Please don't say it's cause you're Batman.
No.752702
File: 1457148072651.jpg (179.05 KB, 495x700, 99:140, 02ecffe91fdd1816f39b362005….jpg)
>>752697
Touche.
>
Still got some left too.
>rollan a doob
No.752703
>>752701
Because you forgot the support suit that goes under it, you boob.
Which I'm wearing right now.
Because I'm Batman.
No.752704
File: 1457148163180.jpg (49.11 KB, 243x400, 243:400, tumblr_nbfqoe1xqJ1s6jg0uo2….jpg)
>>752699
You know for a headhunting alien, you're a pretty standup guy.
Kinda kills the illusion of bloodthirsty berserker aliens, but I'll take this just fine.
>>752700
>taps her ear
>jiggle
Super hearing. Super pretty much everything else, but Clark wants me to call it "Power hearing" now so I can break out or whatever.
No.752705
>>752702
>nose wrinkles
That stuff kills brain cells, you know.
I'm aware you have so few left as it is, but wheeling you around for the rest of out natural lives isn't in my prospectus.
No.752706
>>752704
>oh those guys
>some of them are dicks
>like those roided up assholes
>hate them
No.752707
>>752703
I figured maybe it would be okay, since I'm not like...eighty.
It's like trying to run underwater
No.752708
>>752704
Huh. I can kinda do that stuff what with my superpower being "do biological stuff but cooler".
No.752709
>>752707
Which is why I developed the support suit.
No.752710
File: 1457148433402.jpg (562.97 KB, 1300x2354, 650:1177, 762d8e85c4f654b617c13f110e….jpg)
>>752706
...Do you need somebody to hit them.
Please say you need somebody to hit them.
>>752708
You mean you're a...
>snap snap
Shoot, it was on the tip of my tongue.
Pillar Woman?
No.752711
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>>752710
>HAYAYAYAYAYAAA
Awaken, my masters!
>posing
>nothing happening
I don't know why I said that. Uh... here.
>arm transformu
Stuff like that.
No.752712
>>752709
>hits a button on belt
>armor drops
>whoops holes in the floor
Maybe you should have left that in with the armor.
Or are you going back to work? Cause being Batman is exhausting
No.752713
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>>752710
>well if you want to find their game planet where they take human killers to hunt
>be my guest
>the assholes love having home turf
No.752714
>>752712
I was waiting for you to return my suit but you just kept trying at it.
>pushing a button on his cane
>the suit flies up on its jetboots
No.752715
>>752714
Hey I made my own. I was just testing the rest if the toys
No.752716
>>752711
>blink
>[Scanning...]
So you're basically that guy in the hoodie but not a complete dick. Neat.
I wanna ask why the JLA hasn't heard from you yet, but we tend to go overboard with the solicitor mail so...
>>752713
"Find"?
Yeah that's a dealbreaker.
No.752717
>>752716
He's a lot better at it than I am. But I can also do stuff he can't. Yet, at least.
>shruggan
I'm not much of a group type. Especially when everyone's in rainbow underwear and I'm... well, me.
No.752718
>>752715
You did alright. ...Better than alright.
No.752719
>>752716
>that's what my kind does best
>keep our asses and tracks covered
No.752720
>>752717
If you end that with "I'm not like the other girls" I'm just gonna walk my onesie'd butt right out that door again.
So, cop. Keeping an eye on the place or are you one of those bribe taking CSI fanatics.
>>752719
So if everyone else is hiding, are you it?
Because I can see you pretty plainly, dude.
No.752721
>>752720
Ex-cop. My apartment got firebombed so I'm crashing in one of the infinite rooms this dump has while I look for a nicer one where nobody knows me.
No.752722
>>752721
Have you tried New York?
Have you tried anywhere that isn't a dump in the swamp?
You seem like a decently rational person don't be stupid about this now.
No.752723
>>752720
>I'm the only of my race here
No.752724
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>>752722
Course I did, nobody in their right mind would pick the swamp dome first.
I guess I got a stalker who likes to play with fire? Iunno. I'm looking at offers in Jersey but then I remembered Batman lives in Jersey and I reeeeaally don't want a slice of that pie.
No.752725
>>752705
Always gotta put me down don'tcha.
So what's with the tea anyways, find a new way to be stuffy and uptight or are you gonna try and uproot this Archer guy?
No.752726
>>752718
Well since Jean Paul is....probably still dead, you don't have a lot of replacent options
No.752727
>>752723
Get in trouble?
>>752724
You're lucky you're a whatever you are, guy's still definitely within earshot.
>shrug
Metropolis is nice every time of year, hear some good things about Central too.
Granted, that doesn't--stalker?
No.752728
>>752725
If you refuse to be humble in the right way, it's my responsibility to fix it.
>!
Don't be ridiculous, I just wanted...tea.
No.752729
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>>752726
He's also insane. I made a mistake in not checking on his mental condition before selecting him and leaving Tim in his care.
>>752727
>grunt
No.752730
>>752727
I've been banished here by my father in hopes that I stop being so selective and stop trying to study other races
>he also hoped I'd pick a fight with something that out powers me and die as horrible as possible
No.752731
>>752727
Yeah. Not the first place I've stayed in recently that burned.
No.752732
>>752728
"Right way"?
>!
Ha! Nail on the head!
No.752733
>>752729
>yeesh
>>752730
So you're getting shafted for being the outsider. Gee, where have I heard that a million times before.
Hey, you got it, right? Go home and show your pops you're, you know, a real Predator.
And then take his skull that'd be so cool.
>>752731
I mean I've had my problems with that kind of thing too, but what with the whole flying and x-ray vision it kind of solved itself.
Need some recon?
No.752735
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>>752732
It doesn't really matter, I'm starting to think he's just a myth.
>rrrr
Who knew even little human girls could be such liars.
No.752737
>>752733
>I don't find killing my own father and bringing dishonor to my family "cool"
No.752738
>>752736
Why would I need to be jealous.
I'm Vergil.
No.752739
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>>752733
Uh, sure. I mean I'm fireproof but it's annoying.
>>752734
>
>
>
Come on now, my house?
No.752740
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>>752738
>cheesegrin
Or are you Archer
No.752741
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>>752729
Might be why Tim is so jumpy.
That and I think hes drinking waaaaaay too much coffee
No.752742
File: 1457150549218.jpg (224.7 KB, 556x642, 278:321, 119181271e36f025bc1110a1b3….jpg)
>>752737
So being you is dishonorable and being like them is dishonorable too?
You guys just sound like big masochists now.
>>752739
I'd invest in a brick New Englander.
>uh
Think I found him.
No.752743
>>752739
>You killed that man for no reason, even though you said you were a cop.
>So I wanted to see if you'd save all the other people in the building if it was on fire!
No.752744
>>752741
Tim had... a lot more to live up to than you or Jason. Still does. Too much to prove.
No.752745
>>752742
>no one ever said it was easy
No.752746
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>>752742
Little psychic kid burned my house down for the plot of a SAW movie I guess.
>>752743
Yeah yeah the Bowie impersonator tried to blow me up after the matter, you don't get twosies on that.
>guh
And I did. Don't do it again.
No.752747
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>>752745
Yeah you got me there.
Found a good spot for all this, I guess.
>>752746
>psychic
Yeah I'd love to help but me and psychic don't usually get along too well.
No.752748
File: 1457150918859.jpg (109.31 KB, 406x600, 203:300, tumblr_no7ksllso71u9awd4o1….jpg)
No.752750
>>752746
>No, doing the same thing again is boring. Eli says being predictable is bad.
>That man had a ghost friend too. It looked like a cat!
No.752752
>>752744
Tim's a good detective. Better than Jay or I ever were
No.752753
>>752747
Aw, it's no biggie. Sounds like we're all square now.
>
I really hope so at least.
>>752750
Is this because I didn't want to trade my Dragonair to you?
No.752754
>>752752
And lacking in every other respect. He's become Oracle instead of Red Robin or whatever he goes by now.
I can't say I'm disappointed but he pushes himself too hard over nothing.
>Bruce you're one to talk
No.752755
>>752751
You're jealous of a guy you never meeet~.
No.752756
>>752755
Do you even hear yourself right now.
Go...eat pizza, or something.
No.752757
>>752754
Gee, I wonder whonhe could've picked that up from.
No.752758
>>752753
>I gave you a Haunter! You're supposed to give somebody another trade-evolution, or else you're a jerk!
No.752759
>>752756
Do you see yourself right now?
No.752760
>>752753
You know that's good enough for me, actually.
>zips into the kitchen
>tequila obtained
No.752761
>>752759
I don't-
>feels his face
>!
I'm blaming this on your being an idiot as usual.
Did you find a job yet.
No.752762
>>752758
I guess I had that Kadabra... we can still trade or something.
>>752760
And no worm in the bottom either, the booze here is cheaper than I remember.
No.752763
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>>752761
Yeah, actually. Some cult's making a racket. I'm guessin' it's for one of Shuma Gorath's parties.
So we're gonna crash it.
No.752764
>>752762
>I want to battle now.
>And I think something bad will happen if you lose.
No.752765
>>752762
>about to drink
You mean you'v'e come here before? Of your own free will?
>looks at the bottle
>puts it back
Doooon't think I'll be needing any of that to exacerbate the craziness.
No.752766
>>752763
>facepalm
>slicks hair back in one fluid motion
You did this on purpose, didn't you.
Don't tell me we get paid for having "fun" or some nonsense.
No.752767
>>752764
You already burned my apartment down with pretty much everything in it, what could you possibly do now that could be counted as "bad."
>>752765
If "by my own free will" you mean "chasing the hooded pillar man" then yeah. Guy slashed my tires and asked me out.
No.752768
File: 1457151970356.jpg (310.01 KB, 1280x989, 1280:989, tretij everything is bette….jpg)
>>752767
>You're gonna...
>Lose all your pokemon!
>:DD
>And then you'll be a bad trainer
No.752769
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>>752766
We get paid to beat the crap out of cultists. Which is fun. So yeah, that's kinda the whole gist of the Devil May Cry agency.
No.752770
>>752767
And playing video games with your stalker accomplishes...what, exactly?
More importantly, where even is the man of the hour.
>
I just screwed myself, huh.
No.752771
>>752768
Aw man but I spent hours on this thing! I even replaced the little battery in the cartridge so I wouldn't lose my file from forever ago.
You wouldn't dare.
>>752770
You got a better idea? 'Cause let's face it I'm not a fan of mind control or more of my stuff burning down. Or spontaneously combusting kids.
No.752772
File: 1457152217930.jpg (193.73 KB, 800x565, 160:113, 5ad70c3ff49b8c358badaea304….jpg)
>>752769
...Just try to keep the quips to a minimum.
No.752773
>>752770
>walking out from what used to be Freeze's lab
>
Uh.
No.752774
>>752772
Never.
>floating pizza box
>!
>
No.752775
>>752771
>Only the best trainers get to go forward.
>Nuzlockes are fun, that's why you're gonna do one! Or else...
>floating a screwdriver over
>''I'm gonna poke the little reset button.
No.752776
File: 1457152401604.jpg (166.6 KB, 534x980, 267:490, tumblr_n29rcxgTHa1qdoqc2o1….jpg)
Well, now that I'm not Batman anymore, I have a lot more time on my hands
No.752777
File: 1457152407389.jpg (98.58 KB, 895x219, 895:219, You're nothing special eit….jpg)
>>752771
Right, me and my big stupid mouth.
Ya winning?
>>752773
Wow you just do not smile, huh.
Friend's getting bugged by some video game kid. So uh, have fun with that.
No.752779
>>752777
Am I supposed to?
>eyean Aya and Mantis
Give it a minute.
>literally millions of minds in one
>psionic cacophony: yes
No.752780
>>752778
And...I don't know what to do with free time.
No.752781
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No.752782
>>752775
At least I beat the whole... well everything you can do single player.
Whatever, let's get this over with.
>>752777
Hopefully. Video games are a timesink--oh what the hell I don't do much else nowadays.
No.752783
>>752780
You seriously can't be this pathetic. I always held you as the third most pathetic member of the family, don't make me change the rankings.
Because Pennyworth only lets me on the computer an hour a night.
No.752784
File: 1457152723654.jpg (68.36 KB, 500x619, 500:619, f45b4245c66106b7b47e765ec1….jpg)
>>752781
Vergil. Vergil. Are you seeing this? Anti-grav pizza!
No.752785
>>752783
You aren't still mad about me breaking your handheld PlayStation thing are you?
No.752786
>>752779
Uh...
>>752782
Hey, hobbies are pretty handy to have.
Or, you know, a job that never stops taking your time from you.
>ears wiggling
'kay that's an emergency, I really hope I don't see you in an hour when the fighting starts and...I'll just go.
>zoom
No.752787
>>752782
>I don't think you have a lot of friends.
>Don't you know? Friendship makes Pokemon stronger.
>[battle engage]
No.752788
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>>752784
It's obviously a trap, Dante.
No pizza would ever float to you of its own accord.
No.752789
>>752785
Who would ever think to use it in the bathroom. Who.
Not Todd, that's for sure. Not father, not Pennyworth, not even Drake.
How did you not see that that pool floaty would tip over!
No.752790
>>752787
Yeah, they turned to orange goop. And then I had to kill the freaky mutants they became. You could say I don't have friends and be right.
>...
You wouldn't happen to have batteries would you.
>>752786
Man I wish I could go that fast.
No.752791
>>752790
>But that sounds fun!
>I had friends, but then they grew up and went away.
>floating batteries over
>oh god all these voices oh god oh god OH GOD
>batteries wobble to the floor
No.752792
>>752789
I thought I broke your PlayStation thing by stepping on it?
It was your DS I dropped in the tub
No.752793
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>>752792
>shing
This is grounds for a blood oath. On the souls of my fallen consoles.
Grayson, let us fight like ninja warriors.
No.752795
File: 1457153400348.png (67.47 KB, 250x323, 250:323, tumblr_nr74isb1i61ttrgr3o1….png)
>>752793
Or, I can make it up to you with waffles. I'll let you use as much whipped cream as you want
No.752796
File: 1457153411294.jpg (430.81 KB, 800x606, 400:303, tumblr_nokkkjrUXn1st27xbo8….jpg)
>>752791
So that's how long it takes to crack a psychic.
No.752797
>>752793
Take his fucking kneecaps!
No.752798
>>752794
>aaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>clutching his mask
>>752796
>tfw no dominant set of feelings to glom onto because six gorillion minds
>tfw breaking
No.752799
File: 1457153571075.jpg (352.63 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, damian sword sins of the f….jpg)
>>752795
...
>sweating
-tt-
You can't sway me with processed cream flavoring, Grayson. Not this time.
>>752797
I'll take what I want!
No.752800
>>752798
Be a good boy. Or I'll come back.
>back into Freeze's lab
>shutters closed
>isolated in there
>all dem voices quieting down
No.752801
>>752798
Jeez!
>looking at Moicah
How... dammit.
>'mere psi-shota
Guess we gotta cancel our little playdate.
No.752802
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>>752788
I have become the lord of pizza.
No.752803
>>752799
And you want his kneecaps!
No.752804
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>>752799
We can watch as many cartoons as you want
>>752797
No waffles for you Jay
No.752805
>>752800
>gkkkt
>[whispering the voices never stop they said they would stop]
>mental tinnitus
>>752801
>victory tone ringing from his Gameboy anyway
>which promptly spontaneously combusts
>I'm sorry I'm sorry
No.752806
>>752802
You've become the lord of nitwits.
>bisects the box
How are you not constipated from all the cheese?
No.752807
>>752803
Don't tell me what I want! You're not my father!
>glaring at the audience
One peep out of you, I swear.
>>752804
Maybe you've forgotten, but my father is Batman.
That means I can do approximately whatever I want. Even cartoons.
No.752808
>>752806
I'm dad's son too y'know.
No.752810
>>752804
I can get my own waffles you dweeb. Unlike the Batbrat I'm an adult.
>>752807
>
No.752811
>>752805
Fuckin' hell Mercer...
>cradle the psi-boy
No.752812
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>>752807
Maybe you've forgotten, but your father is Batman. "You Can Watch Cartoons When The Streets Of Gotham Are Safe From Crime"
Damn candlelight oath
No.752813
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>>752809
I'm half-demon, I ain't gotta explain shit!
No.752814
>>752810
One of these days I'm going to stab you in the eyes.
>>752812
For a linear thinker like you, maybe.
But being Robin means being able to think laterally.
>nodnod
I had my fingers crossed the whole time.
No.752815
>>752811
>weighs about as much as a small bird
>new anchor: yes
>have a free power boost, paratitties
>Wolf why did the voices come back.
No.752816
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>>752810
Jay, I know how to make Superman's mom's recipe.
These waffles brought Bruce out of the cave to eat breakfast at the table.
>>752814
Well not all of us learned how to murder people before we could walk.
No.752817
>>752813
>swood rain on the pizza
>shaking his head
>
...This might be concerning.
No.752818
>>752814
Do it and Batcow becomes Batsteak.
>>752816
"Ma Kent" also lets any hero use their house as a halfway house. So if I really wanted some I could get them from the source.
No.752819
>>752817
If you're going Nelo Angelus on me again you should let me know.
>
Was my arm always like that.
No.752820
>>752816
Not all of us are born dorks either, but I'm not complaining.
>pout
Three hours of Looney Tunes and a pack of gummy bears. That's the deal.
>>752818
>squint
No.752821
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>>752815
Uh... shhhh.
>
You need to wash your hair it feels kinda greasy to stroke.
No.752822
>>752819
Dante, if this is one of your pranks you should tell me now.
Because I am going to be supremely pissed off soon.
No.752823
>>752818
Yeah. But...you aren't a hero...are you Jay?
>>752820
Two and a half and a pack of sour patch kids.
No.752824
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>>752822
I mean I was gonna prank you but this isn't my doing.
>
Verg there's a horn growing out of my head.
No.752825
>>752821
>They wouldn't let me wash my hair they tied me up like this so I couldn't even hold things but that's ok my brain learned how and then they got me my mask I like it eyepatch guy got me a new one when it broke I need it or else the voices get in.
>growing cacophony of his own voice looped
>ambient calm helping some
No.752826
>>752820
>grin
>>752823
I take bad guys off the streets. Just 'cause you guys don't like the way I do it doesn't make me any less of one than you.
No.752827
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>>752824
>
Tell me something new.
I told you that pizza was a trap!
No.752828
>>752825
Man I am not cut out for this.
>manipulating both his brain to release calming chemicals in higher doses and her own to chill out
No.752829
>>752827
>
I regret nothing.
No.752830
>>752823
I don't negotiate with fun-terrorists.
>>752826
If only you weren't a complete reprehensible sociopath and I had something to threaten you with.
I'd do something to the shorts woman but she smells terrible.
No.752831
>>752828
...
...
...
>sluggish Tretij
No.752832
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>>752826
No, but the drunken voice mail where you bad mouth Supes and other heroes might
>>752830
Three hours. Regular bag of sour patch
No.752833
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>>752829
...This could have gone better.
At least we're still in control.
No.752834
>>752832
>shrug levels: maximum
Blackmail only works when the leverage has worth.
Everyone talks shit, Dickie. I got recordings of you bitching about Supes and other heroes too.
>>752830
Remember when I shot you in the heart? I taught her how to do that.
>sssssssip
No.752835
>>752833
That's always a good thing.
No.752836
>>752832
I won't fall to your insidious pro-Sour Patch dogma.
Bulk sized bag.
>>752834
Remember when you were an asshole?
Turns out it's contagious, we'll have to operate.
No.752837
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>>752835
So...
Party, is it.
No.752838
>>752831
Isn't that better?
No.752839
>>752837
Party. We're gonna crash it. Like, right now.
>motorcycle: yes
Hop on.
No.752840
>>752836
Sour patch is best movie Candy.
Theater box.
>>752834
Yeah well...eh. I got nothing.
No.752841
>>752838
>Yeah.
>I don't think I want to light any more fires right now.
>
>Why did you do that?
No.752842
>>752839
At least we'll be suitably shocking.
>hup
No.752843
>>752836
Way ahead of you.
>holding a scalpel
Too bad your Lazarus powers don't allow for local anesthesia. We'll have to do without, Johnny Got His Gun style.
>>752840
I figured. Gonna go get those waffles now.
No.752844
>>752841
'Cause arson is bad, 'mmkay. Also because you were freaking out. I might've shot a Bowie impersonator thinking he was an undead Bowie but I'm not totally an evil bitch.
No.752845
>>752840
Fine, but you have to have a better comeback next time.
I refuse to be seen with you if that's all you can do.
>>752843
You can't even pierce me with that thing, you idiot.
No.752846
File: 1457155590585.gif (614.93 KB, 500x281, 500:281, tumblr_n7p60uZ2P41qbyka1o1….gif)
>back to the old grind
>blink
>blink blink
...This is that weird Japanese cartoon porn.
>[groanzone]
No.752847
>>752845
>
>nicks himself with it
>it's glowan
Now I can. S'made from a shard of one of my All-Blades. Cuts through anything.
>>752846
>hucks a breadstick overhead without turning around
No.752848
>>752844
>But what do you want?
>Everyone wants something, even Eli and eyepatch guy.
>Even Snake.
No.752849
>>752848
>
You're the mind reader, you tell me.
No.752850
>>752847
>it bounces off one already in there
I really need to stop autopiloting this crap.
>flicks it out
>AHNAHNAHNAHN HAIIII KIMOCHI
Jesus...
No.752851
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>>752845
I'm better at comebacks against people I don't like.
>>752843
Leave the Kent's alone
No.752853
>>752847
So I'll just fly you into the stratosphere. Duh.
You keep that gross glowing blood away from me, I've seen what's inside robots.
>>752851
But that's the point
No.752854
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>>752850
That was a fresh breadstick: never dipped, never enjoyed...
>>752851
Tell me what to do again, Dickie, and I'll dye my skunk stripe black and dress up as Nightwing again. Fuck all your shit up.
>>752853
You're not that fast.
>approachan
No.752856
>>752854
Well I'm sure the ants will appreciate it at least.
>eyeing the swords
Just another one of those days, is it.
No.752857
>>752855
>I don't get it.
>Your mind feels weird too.
No.752858
>>752854
Jeez Jay, what's up your ass tonight? Revy take you to her closet?
>>752853
>shrugs
No.752860
>>752854
Don't need to be.
>swood in hand
>heave
>git impaled to the wall, bruv
>>752858
You're really a stellar example of street level crime fighters, Grayson.
No.752861
>>752859
>Weird weird.
>You think about a lot of weird things, but you don't really want any of it.
>It feels all bumpy too, like you're hiding something.
No.752862
>>752856
Superpowered little brat of a brother, don't mind me.
>>752858
Just reiterating that point I made: blackmail only works if the threat has weight to it.
>>752860
>blink
>slams his hands on the blade in two directions to separate blade from hilt
>slides off the blade
First it was a joke. Now I'm actually gonna have to hurt you.
No.752863
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>>752861
Girls are complicated like that.
No.752864
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>>752862
...wait...did she?
>>752860
Ayy
>ruffles hair
No.752865
>>752862
You the boss.
>back to the porn
...I can't take this shit seriously.
No.752866
>>752863
>I think I like you, but you wouldn't make a very good toy.
>I never met somebody who doesn't anything before.
No.752867
>>752862
>ahem
It's just a prank, brother.
>>752864
-tt-
He's in another one of his PMS fits. Make sure you get the candy.
>nyooom
No.752868
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>>752864
Remember how you said the less you knew about your family's boners the better? Lookin' awful hypocritical there Dickiebird.
'sides, wrong Revy.
>>752865
It's porn. You're not supposed to take it seriously.
>>752867
Batcow's gonna be ribeye.
>stalks off
No.752869
>>752866
Everybody wants something. I just don't got much to ask from other people when I don't really need anything: I don't age, I can produce energy for my own cells without eating, I don't need to sleep.
No.752870
>>752868
Testy.
>[moaning in progress]
Ugh...
Boris, we're on schedule at least, right.
>Da, Kapitan. And...I'm sorry, but you're the one who did it before, and-
Don't worry about it, Boris. It's not every day you have to pull a few all nighters to stay ahead of a government mandate.
No.752871
>>752869
>?
>You're like Quiet!
>Except she wants things too, I think.
No.752873
>>752871
I guess I wanna have a normal life. Which is why I rented an apartment and kept the freaky body powers to myself.
No.752874
>>752872
I don't care what it takes, Boris. Make sure the Chinese and Koreans aren't present. You'd never think there would be competition for this shit, but I don't want to see any regardless.
>beep
Fab-
>oh yeah that's right
>hand deployed over her face
I could have sworn I hung my Do Not Disturb sign up.
No.752875
>>752873
>Oh.
>floats up to her shoulders
>The Bowie man wanted a quiet life too. He just liked hands a little too much to make it happen.
>But this place isn't normal. No no no.
No.752876
>>752874
I am so sorry I should be going now yes thank you
>uncomfortable: yes
No.752877
>>752875
So Not-Bowie had a hand fetish huh. Not sure if I wanted to know that or not.
No.752878
>>752876
>yeah that's it
>[bully mode]
Oh?
There's no reason to be so hasty, you just got here.
>chin cupped
You had something to say, didn't you?
No.752879
>>752877
>He was going to make his cat man blow you up, only your hands wouldn't be blown up so he could do things with them.
>But he thought he wasn't doing anything wrong. Does it count if you can't control it?
>I don't know what I want either, blonde lady.
No.752880
>>752878
>UM
>tfw want to squirm but don't wanna look bad
I-I made you a snack.
>>
No.752881
>>752880
Did you now. Isn't that sweet.
>sniff sniff
>stomach I swear to god don't gurgle I'm doing the ara ara bit
>grooaaann
Why don't you have some first.
No.752882
>>752879
Lucky for my mitochondria powers. Got a wafer thin protective veil around me to absorb that kind of stuff.
>uh
He's crazy, kid. Being insane doesn't absolve you of what you do.
No.752883
>>752881
>oh man oh man oh man
>face: crab red
>hamster meido anyways
No.752884
>>752882
>Like a math formula?
>
>I know. I did bad things to my home and I think I did most of it on purpose.
>How do you know you did the right thing then?
No.752885
>>752883
There now, was that so hard? You shouldn't be afraid to treat yourself.
>and now, the kill
>the kill
>moves in front of the screen
Curious?
>vid has reached a particularly noisy portion
>desire to punch the computer: yes
No.752886
>>752884
Did I? I jumped the gun. He just apparently happened to be fucked up.
That's just luck.
No.752887
>>752885
I... do not like to watch such...
>what is the word
trash.
No.752888
>>752886
>So that means nobody can be excused for their actions because nobody has any real control.
>But it's ok, that means nothing matters, but in a good way too.
>I think. I don't really know good ways.
No.752889
>>752887
Eh, you got me there. The animation for this one is pretty terrible, but I work with what I have.
>I mean
Oho? Then what's that red face for.
No.752890
Good evening, everyone.
How goes your day?
No.752893
>>752889
Looks like she couldn't handle your stuff.
>>752890
How's it, uh... no face?
No.752894
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>>752892
>A lawn gnome!
>>752893
>Blue guy!
No.752895
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>>752893
Timely as ever, aren't you.
>uh
>sits mini on her desk
Is it really that bad?
Maybe I should have washed my face, I'm too busy trying to make deadline here.
No.752896
>>752894
Oh, it's gas mask.
>>752895
A wizard is neither late nor early. He arrives precisely when he means to.
No.752897
>>752896
>I think I thought too hard and made blonde lady and the other girl go to sleep.
>Are you going to mow the lawns?
No.752898
>>752893
I am doing fine.
>>752894
Excuse me?
No.752899
>>752896
>you can do it, Bala
>hide your power level
Too bad about those eagles, though.
>shit
That just means you meant to show up while I was editing this...
>looks at the screen
"hen-tie" before it's shipped. Japan is finally going through with that crackdown in order to raise birthrates, I have to diversify when I can.
>
This is usually the part where I ask how your day was.
No.752900
>>752897
We don't have a lawn to mow, the hell you on about?
>>752898
I dunno if I've missed anything or what, but who are you again?
>>752899
>appraising the porn
This is a little... different from what you usually do.
No.752901
>>752898
>You don't have a face, and your mind looks like two different minds put together.
>It's creepy. Like lawn gnomes.
>>752900
>But you're thinking about munching carpets!
>We don't have a carpet either, that's all.
No.752902
>>752900
>OCHINCHIN GA DAISUKE DAIYOUUU~
You really really don't have to tell me twice.
Long story short, this kind of thing is going to be under tight wraps over there. Which means potential lucrative business ventures.
>shrug
You act like I haven't edited porn before.
No.752903
>>752900
I am Black Mage. And you are?
>>752901
Hmm...
No.752904
>>752901
That makes you the pervert here. Quit looking into my brain.
>>752902
Not this kind. Man you must really be desensitized to this.
>>752903
Lancer. How come you got no face?
No.752905
>>752903
>Wanna see something cool?
>>752904
>That's called deflection, and people who do it are liars.
>
>Oh, Wolf thinks about doing that one too
No.752906
>>752904
There's an invisible alien with machete hands skulking around trying to spy on people behind the fake plant, Lancer.
If you're concerned about any personal reaction, you can trust me to have a little more discretion.
>...
>turns the screen away from the comatose meido
How would you like to make five bucks an hour.
No.752907
No.752908
>>752904
Oh I do indeed have one. I just choose to hide it.
>>752905
I don't see why not.
No.752910
I SMELL PUSSY
AND NOT THE GOOD KIND
GOOD THING FUCKING DOOMGUY'S HERE TO STRAIGHTEN THAT OUT FOR YOU FAGGOTS
HERE I GOOOOO
FUCKING PUNCHES A GODDAMN PINKY DEMON INTO A STEAKHOUSE
THY FLESH CONSUMED MOTHERFUCKERS
No.752911
>>752909
>Tfw can't play webms on mobile
Fascinating.
>>752910
What?
No.752912
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>>752911
EAT THE STEAK PUSSYLIPS
DO IT
FUCKING DO IT I SWEAR TO FUCK I'LL SHOVE THESE BONES DOWN YOUR SCRAWNY GULLET
I GOT A HAND FULLA VERTEBRAE AND A HEAD FULLA MAD
No.752913
>>752912
Alright, alright, I will.
>takes steak
>eats it
50+ HP
No.752914
>>752913
YOU ARE ALREADY FRAGGED
No.752915
Holy shit was that Doomguy.
I just napped through Doomguy.
No.752916
Someone has stolen my gag
This displeases the Pronin
I can almost feel my facial muscles contorting into a frown to surpass all frowns. A scowl, if you will.
God damn does my chin look like the underside of a fat woman.
No.752917
>>752916
FEELING PISSY? TAKE A SIPPY
YOU FUCKING REVERSE-LAND MOTHERFUCKER
No.752918
>>752917
Oh my god, this might be the greatest battle of my life. Someone called me a peepee head, and that hurts my feelings.
This strange man appears to be guzzling what I can only surmise are severed radioactive elf testicles. It's already gotten to his brain. Poor bastard.
No.752919
>>752918
ELVES
ELVES
UMARIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIL
No.752920
>>752919
Now he's screaming for drugs. And screaming for vengeance.
Good thing I named one of my fists Advil and the other Served Cold. My third fist has been graced with the name Juanita.
But now I know what I must do. I must do the Monty Python run.
No.752921
>>752920
YOU ARE HUGE
THAT MEANS YOU HAVE HUGE GUTS
RIP AND TEAR
RIP AND TEAR YOUR GUTS
No.752922
>>752921
Guts are for pooping, do it for daddy.
You know I'm not even going to dignify this with a response. I'm going to shake the President's hand instead.
Nice going, Bill. Thanks for making blowjobs kosher again.
No.752923
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>>752922
YOUR DISMISSIVE HANDSHAKING OF THE CLINT IS NOTHING
PREPARE YOUR ASS BECAUSE I'M ABOUT TO HAMMER MY SICKLE INTO IT
WITH POSING
No.752924
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>>752923
Oh that is just it. It's one like Donkey Kong Jungle Beat. Because I'm going to beat my hand meat all over that booty.
Watch yourself now, you sick joke of a Buzz Lightyear. I've loosened my tie.
That's right. I went there.
No.752925
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>>752924
I DIG IT, THE CAPACITY FOR MAD
AND NOW I'VE UNLEASHED TRANSPARENT MINI-ME
WHATCHA GONNA DO WHEN TWO DOOMGUYS RUN WILD ON YOU BROTHER
No.752926
No.752927
>>752925
Great scott, now he has a slightly translucent tumor in the shape of a man coming out of his shoulder. I had a tumor once. His name was Freddie, and he was my Siamese twin.
Then I consumed him in utero for nourishment.
Now back a comrade up, it's time to go full soviet on this still life with fruit.
Bitch I'm Captain Pronin.
No.752928
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>>752927
MY LEGS
WHERE ARE MY LEGS
OH THAT'S RIGHT THERE THEY ARE
POSING MARK III MOTHERLANDFUCKER
CAN YOU SMELLLLULUUULULULULL WHAT DOOMGUY'S COOKIN'?
No.752929
>>752928
Yes, actually. And I can say no thank you, good sir. People without legs give me the heebie jeebies.
Because the cream rises to the top. And then it gets drunk by me, Captain Pronin, to help me go beddy-by.
Because right now I'm scared of those strange backwards Cs you have floating around. They look pretty ominous. Luckily I've deadened my senses to bullshit, and to pain. And in the process got psychic powers.
No.752930
>>752929
GUESS I'LL JUST HAVE TO SPOONFEED YOU HUH YOU GINGER SMOOTHTALKING RUSSIAN SONOFABITCH
No.752931
>>752930
OH LOOK OUT HE'S GOT AN ARROWHEAD
You sick son of a bitch, my grandfather was an arrowhead.
Have at you!
But first let me hold up this ballsack vampire.
No.752932
>>752931
BALLSACK VAMPIRE?! FORGET YOU, RIP AND TEAR THAT MOTHERFUCKER!
No.752933
>>752932
Click clack the gun's coming out.
And then my cock's coming out.
Because obviously this man needs a visual representation of what a ballsack should look like the next time he's down at the plastic surgeon's.
Bang. That's a gun sound.
No.752934
>>752933
DON'T NEED A GUN
GUNS ARE FOR PUSSIES
JUST NEED MY HANDS
RIP AND TEAR!
No.752935
>>752934
All in a day's work for Pronin
Time for titties
Pronin away
No.752936
Boris.
>Da, Kapitan.
That didn't happen, right.
>...No, Kapitan.
That's what I thought.
No.752937
>>752935
AAAAAAAAAAAA
I'VE RAGED MYSELF INTO COLOR
No.752940
>>752939
I'LL BE THE ROUUUUUUUUUUUNDABOUT
AHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHUUUAUGHHHH
No.752941
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>>752940
NO STOP SINGING YOU'LL TURN ME INTO-AAUUUUGGHGHHGHHH
No.752942
>>752941
ANIME
MISTER NEGI, COME TO ME
IT'S TIME TO HUNT US SOME ANIMEZ WEEABOO FAGGOTS
No.752943
>>752942
YOU
SLAP
DID
SLAP
THIS
SLAP
TO
SLAP
MEEEEEEEE
No.752944
>>752943
NO
NOT THE RED LETTAHS
I'M SORRY, PA
No.752946
>>752945
HAHA
YOU LET YOURSELF OPEN, DOOM-SAN
NOW I'LL USE MY KAGEBUSHNIN NO JUTSU
>fingering his asshole
>complicated hand gestures
NYYYYEEESSSSS
No.752947
>>752946
I'M SO DISAPPOINTED
I'M REACHING A STAGE OF CRITICAL
AGITATION
No.752948
>>752947
SKELEMAN FROM REALM 452!
NO...YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE IN THAT LAKE WITH JIMMY HOFFA
HERCULES, GET IM
No.752949
>>752948
FUCK OUTTA HERE WITH A TRIP TO
SUPLEX
CITY
No.752950
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>>752949
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>lands in his convenient space kayak
I'LL GET YOU, AND YOUR LITTLE SHOTGUN TOO, YOU BAAAAAAAAATARD
>rows away
No.752951
File: 1457171865100.png (79.72 KB, 500x404, 125:101, tumblr_mtlfhdzRcH1s8kar5o1….png)
>>752950
FUCK YOU
AND FUCK YOUR MARKER
THROWS A FUCKING MARKER
STOMPS UP A STAIRCASE OF CORPSES INTO HELL
THAT'S RIGHT ASSHOLES HELL IS UP NOT DOWN, SUCK MY DICK
DOOMGUY OUT
No.752952
File: 1457172774157.png (118.19 KB, 598x600, 299:300, 6298cc9a0e5ac41176cc1138c2….png)
>flexing her new hand
That's more like it.
No.752953
>>752952
>strolls in with Labrys' mangled corpse
Did you get three fingers stuck up there again, Maker?
No.752954
>>752953
>
Don't worry about--please tell me that isn't all that's left.
No.752955
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>>752954
No.
>clonk
I'm sure you can find the rest of it here...and there...and everywhere.
No.752956
>>752955
Welp... damage this extensive means she's functionally useless to Aznable other than to serve as a conduit for butthurt. Dispose of it.
No.752957
>>752956
If I had known there were feelings at stake, I would have upped my spite parameters.
>hucks the ro-bod up
>ZANDATSU
shingshingshingshing
No.752958
>>752957
So you did that intentionally. Despite my orders to bring her in with minimal damage.
I'm observing similar traits in the vein of individuality in you. Tread carefully, 2B. If you become an obstacle I'll remove you just the same.
No.752959
>>752958
>?
I can't process where this anger is coming from, Maker. She was like that when I found her.
There was approximately .02 inches of dust layered on her decomposing bionics. She was attacked and destroyed some time ago and no one noticed.
No.752960
>>752959
>...
>...
>...
I guess I can buy that.
>[suspicious]
No.752961
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>>752960
I'm registering an increase in your pulmonary system, as well as your pores opening.
Is it allergy season or do you not trust me?
No.752962
>>752961
I trust you to do what I tell you.
What was the condition of Labrys' Plume of Dusk. That's irreplaceable, you know.
No.752963
>>752962
>[Perusing database]
I analyzed a suspect entity inside her body that was emitting borderline dangerous levels of radiation. It has been safely contained as per your instruction.
>holds out a lead teddy bear
It was the only design loaded into my 3D printer.
No.752964
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>>752963
I had to go with something a gothic lolita would carry around.
>just kinda
>cracks the bear open
>s t r o n k
No.752965
>>752964
>aw
>holding the broken pieces together
May I ask what the item is?
No.752966
>>752965
Crystallized essence of a dead goddess that grants a sentient being embedded with it the ability to project a spiritual entity tied to them.
A punch ghost if you will.
No.752967
>>752966
>[Processing]
Maker, I do not understand how an incorporeal being as I understand it could cause physical harm.
Is it some form of mental defect that attracts the radiation?
No.752968
>>752967
Condensed energy, 2B. It's just condensed energy. It can strike a corporeal being but can't be stricken back because it has no solid matter to impact.
No.752969
File: 1457174825256.jpg (178.88 KB, 850x1133, 850:1133, sample-5497f6b1ee3c77655b8….jpg)
>>752968
I will-
>[searching]
"Believe it when I see it."
What are you going to do with it?
>eating Swedish Fish from a slot in her hand
No.752970
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>>752969
Haven't decided. Might just install it in you since I don't need it.
No.752971
>>752970
I will have my existence coincide with that of a goddess?
>
Maker, your entry for goddesses and theology in general isn't very helpful. Which goddess is the subject, anyway.
No.752972
Well that's finally over with...
No.752973
File: 1457175243197.jpg (54.28 KB, 534x566, 267:283, de6d5c3174a6528a60962330e6….jpg)
>>752971
You'll have an energy boost from a material that isn't earthly and gain that entity I mentioned.
>
Nyx.
>>752972
Editing hentai. I don't think I even have a funny remark about that.
No.752974
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>>752973
I will file it under possible new weapon additions.
>ding
>pulls a steaming cinnamon bun out of her stomach
>munchin
Nyx; Greek goddess of the night. Mother of Erebus, Hypnos, Thanatos. Feared by god of gods Zeus. Is that correct?
No.752975
>>752973
I more meant the insane scream match between that...angry marine and my old crus-
>uh
and that handicapped Asian guy.
>blink
Or have I been editing for too long. I think I'm starting to see pink catgirls in the real world.
No.752976
>>752974
>reaching new hand into 2B's chest compartment
>lolly retrieved
You got it.
>>752975
If I go over there and grab your substantial chest to prove my existence would you get mad?
No.752977
>>752976
Then I will arm myself.
With knowledge of the Greek firmament.
>napkin pops out on a tiny mechanical arm
>wipes her face with it
Is it vital for a combat unit to be outfitted with so many culinary devices?
No.752978
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>>752976
Now that's a risk you'd just have to be willing to take.
>cigar go
>Phantom Brand Cuban
...There's going to be singing if I smoke this, isn't there.
No.752979
>>752977
You never know when I might need sweets. It helps me think.
>>752978
>squeezes her fingers together
>mild gravity manipulation on a tiddy
>squish
Don't do it.
No.752980
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>>752979
Yes, Maker.
Shall I perform the Dance of Joy for you now?
No.752981
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>>752979
>wince
No, I don't think it will be necessary.
Last time I arrange a trade deal through that blind guy with the one arm instead of through Big Boss himself...
>
Who's your deadpan friend.
No.752982
>>752980
Go on.
>>752981
Android I built. Her name's 2B.
No.752984
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>>752982
Shakespeare reference. Cute.
So not to objectify or whatever, but you wouldn't happen to know what to do with several pounds worth of edited Oriental porn, would you.
No.752985
>>752983
>amused sciencecat
>>752984
Don't look at me. I just got back from cloning myself a new arm.
No.752986
>>752985
>
>
Maker, you gave me the ability to sweat?
Why?
No.752987
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>>752985
I was secretly wondering why you were so scarce, but I just chalked it up to the lack of natural sunlight to lay in.
That and the multitudes of people I've had to deal with haven't given me much of a chance to act on it either.
So what happened.
No.752988
>>752986
Emergency coolant. your phasing raises your temperature uncomfortably high so the artificial sweat cools it off.
>>752987
My idiots opened a hole to a nightmare dimension. Differing gravity sucked me in when I was closing it. Ambient corruptive agents in the other dimension's air started mutating me. Tager had to rip it off.
No.752989
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>>752988
But I do not project heat through my epidermis.
>[Self-diagnostic complete]
I am confused.
No.752990
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>>752988
>uh
So you stuck your hand in the great big metaphorical blender in the sky, is what I'm hearing.
I'm going to do the obvious thing and say you shouldn't be working with idiots. If one my men had left a live landmine or something somewhere, I'd shoot him on the spot.
No.752991
>>752989
You radiate heat externally. So unless you want boiled skin, you're going to sweat. Deal with it.
>>752990
Experiments going awry is the norm.
>shrug
I had them butchered and tossed into the same nightmare dimension.
>Gotta thank Ragna for being so... thorough.
>...As if.
No.752992
>>752991
I did not mean to imply a lack of gratitude.
Did you need me to slay the scarred heifer woman?
No.752993
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>>752991
I suppose that's what I never fully understood about science.
We've advanced to a point where relevant information and anecdotal evidence can be applied to mostly anything one would want to study, right.
How things can still go so horribly wrong is beyond me.
>searching for a non Phantom Stoge
Or just let me know if I'm talking out of my ass.
No.752994
>>752992
Don't kill my drinking... person, 2B.
Why don't you make yourself useful and turn your internal heater on. I'll want a warm place to sit.
>>752993
You really think that, don't you.
>guh
Nah. Explaining's a waste of both of our time: you're not much of a lateral thinker.
No.752995
>>752994
Yes Maker.
>pops a squat
>little oven light pops up on her thigh
Did you want the vibrations set to Gentle or No One's Looking?
No.752996
>>752994
>shrug
I reserve that sort of thing for when I have to make a statement to several warring crime families each with their own specific personal strife.
Bit different than robots, but it's a living.
>cat-head flask go
No.752997
>>752995
No One's Looking, duh.
>sitting on robitt
>>752996
Your job sounds like a dull ache in the kegels.
No.752998
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>>752997
Rerouting necessary power where allowable.
>industrial strength vrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
No.752999
>>752997
I'm not a tool of the government, or anyone else.
Fighting was all I knew, so I took to it.
Operating outside the law has about as many perks as it does detractions, but I've always tried to look for the silver lining.
>filling the flask with Silver Lining vodka
How about you. Getting arms Hoover'd away doesn't sound all that peachy.
No.753000
>>752998
>
>>752999
First time I ever got maimed.
No.753001
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>>753000
>arms mechanically holding to the couch
Entering power saving mode.
>head lolls forward
>vrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
No.753002
>>753000
Lucky about that stem cell research or whatever.
>...
>could she make me new skin or something
>blink
Little obvious, isn't it.
No.753003
>>753001
>glorified sybian robot get
>
Why did I think this was a good idea.
>>753002
I do what I want.
No.753004
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>>753003
>lazy Joseph pointing
That was my next line, actually.
>uh
>jeez
Mistakes were made, huh.
No.753005
>>753004
Par for the course.
No.753006
>>753005
Small blushing cute things has been a personal Kryptonite lately. You'll understand if I don't look directly at you.
>tosses the flask
No.753007
>>753006
I'd prefer if you didn't.
>natch
>chuggan
No.753008
>>753007
>trying
>failing
>I TRIED SO HARD
>AND GOT SO FAAAAAAAAAAAR
Boris.
>Sorry, Kapitan.
>Boris takes a gramophone and goes to listen to Linkin Park somewhere else
Jeez...
No.753009
>>753008
Some taste...
>
So what's new with you.
No.753010
File: 1457179197785.jpg (47.65 KB, 912x503, 912:503, tumblr_m5ki76Apu81qk3lu6o1….jpg)
>>753009
What's new, huh.
>snags the flask back for a second
I'm helping topple an anti-mutant faction in Germany's excuse for La Cosa Nostra. The porn thing. My sister is getting possessive. The maid has a new friend from Nicaragua. The maid is still causing feelings in me. I kissed the dog man.
I tried to keep it crisp.
No.753011
>>753010
Okay. In order, neat, okay, uh oh, cute, cute, gross.
No.753012
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>>753011
...Even if it was on the cheek.
>
I'm not helping my case.
One day at a time, you know how it is. Teasing the maid is my biggest hobby now.
I doubt you stopped doing things after losing an arm and making a sexbot. How about you.
No.753013
>>753012
I cut off the ghost of a little girl from my mana reserves when I lost my arm, send 2B out to retrieve some of my rogue androids, and made Tager make popcorn-
>shuddering
>these vibes
Nngh.
No.753014
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>>753013
If only it were that easy to make the rest go away.
A little girl sounds like a special case, though.
>Oingo Boingo I swear
>uh
I hope you're not worried about electrocution with that thing.
No.753015
>>753014
>cramming lollies
Insulated skin.
>
Don't wanna talk about the kid.
No.753016
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>>753015
I kind of just wanted to see a reaction.
Is it weird I kind of want to pet you now.
No.753017
File: 1457180206897.jpg (54.28 KB, 534x566, 267:283, de6d5c3174a6528a60962330e6….jpg)
>>753016
About as weird as it would be if I wondered if you tasted like bacon.
No.753018
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>>753017
Common sentiment.
'Mere. Might as well make these big stupid nails worth something.
No.753019
>>753018
I'm comfy where I am.
>pulling Bala in with gravity shenanigans
No.753020
>>753019
>whoa hey now
>thump
>sitting in Koko's lap
Uh...
>jeez
Little warning next time.
>scritch scritch
No.753021
>>753020
Why?
>cats: entitled since the Egyptians
No.753022
>>753021
You're a real piece of work, aren't you.
>
...So these aren't just a second pair of ears.
>squishing pointy buns
No.753023
>>753022
>purrrrrrr
Maybe, but humans put up with it for thousands of years. You can stomach a few more.
>
People forget I actually have cat ears.
>moves some hair away from the sides of her head
>no human ears
No.753024
>>753023
>blink
I really have no excuse for finding something like that the most unnerving thing I've seen in a while, but I do.
>Russians: entirely superstitious
I don't tend to follow the trends if they're not conducive to anything I like.
No.753025
>>753024
>swishing both her tails
Weird you out that much, huh.
No.753026
>>753025
>mild desire to grab tail
>Bala no
I come from the cold northern Land of the Squares. I was content with having Cold War nuclear crab tanks and space dogs be the weirdest that things ever got.
>scratching the base of the tails
It's something to get used to.
No.753027
>>753026
>!
>butt in the air
>fucking cat genes aaaaaaa
It's not that hard to get used to.
No.753028
>>753027
>pffft
Nah. I don't have to see 'em half the time either.
>tail base and ears combo breaker
No.753029
>>753028
>gkkkkt
O-oi, alright enough.
No.753030
>>753029
To be fair, you half brought this on yourself.
I've just never heard a person purr before, is all.
No.753031
File: 1457182336317.jpg (101.34 KB, 500x459, 500:459, tumblr_nocciy3aj91s8r0dfo1….jpg)
No.753032
>>753031
Semantics.
>sippan
S'cute.
No.753034
>>753033
You're a little angry pink catgirl with big hair and a big bell on your belt.
I'm not sure what else to tell you.
No.753035
>>753034
>rrrrrrrr
Not. Cute.
No.753036
>>753035
>ufu
Cute.
>she's back at the ears
No.753037
File: 1457182955781.jpg (118.08 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, blazblue-alter-memory-ep-5….jpg)
>>753036
Guh. I don't have to take this.
>portal go
No.753038
>>753037
>
>Bala no you maybe scared away your only non-work related friend
...Shit.
No.753039
>>753038
She'll get over it come mornin'.
>Jubei stop being a sneeki breeki
No.753040
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>>753039
>uh
That sounds just a bit needlessly complicated.
But then I suppose cats keep their own counsel, hm.
No.753041
File: 1457183314320.jpg (92.29 KB, 500x708, 125:177, tumblr_m99kjjradA1qdiii7o1….jpg)
>>753040
People get upset too, don't they?
No.753042
>>753041
Oh.
So that was real and not some purposefully standoffish thing.
>fucking
Guh.
No.753043
>>753042
She always had a short temper.
No.753044
File: 1457183572292.jpg (161.27 KB, 850x963, 850:963, sample-f0688f46116c9c9350b….jpg)
>>753043
Guess I should be grateful I'm not a smear on the ground, at least.
Bet it has something to do with Fabiola...
>
I'll make it up to her.
No.753045
>>753044
'ppreciate it.
>!
Gotta go shoppin'... best not scare folk with the talkin' cat thing.
>form ooooof
>mancat
No.753046
>>753045
>
>ok this is a pretty jarring shift in everything
I'll just uh...
>nods off
>still on vibro-bot
No.753047
>>753046
>
That's that then.
>off he goes
Nine'll kill me if I bring plastic bags...
No.753048
>this building needs some damn footstools
>reach
>reeeach
No.753049
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>>753048
>carrying a footstool around
>how does it feel to be taller than someone ice cream lass
No.753050
>>753049
>...I've got a golden ticket
>I've got a golden twinkle in my eeeeeye
Hello there~
No.753051
>>753050
Do you need assistance?
No.753052
File: 1457190098354.jpg (326.92 KB, 1056x1920, 11:20, tumblr_nwly1xkTBU1smkzi1o1….jpg)
>>753051
No, I think I have this co-
>humbled when she looks back up at the fridge
>manufacturing companies are evil
...yes, please.
No.753053
>>753052
Ah... I see.
>footstool placed
You need something in the freezer?
No.753054
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>>753053
>pulls one of Eddie's FROSTY CHOCOLATE MILKSHAKES from the freezerbox
Nutrition.
>sssssip
>her hair ripples chocolatey brown before settling
I don't think we've met. I'm Neo.
No.753056
>>7530551
>exotic
You're a long way from home.
No.753057
>>753056
I have since changed masters. I work for miss Balalaika here.