No.753059
>Meanwhile, glasses were firepower
No.753062
>Oi! Dummy! Wake up!
Eghh...
>Wipe that drool off your face, Link: we're back here again! Clearly we need a compass.
No.753063
>>753062
Hmm? What's this?
No.753064
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>>753063
???
>What're you starin' at-a Wizrobe!
!
>Well what're you standin' around for boy, get it!
No.753068
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>>753067
>...It ain't attacking. Maybe it's defective. Whatever--put that kinstone bag down what are you doing?
No.753069
>>753068
What is this? A stone?
Sorry to say, but I do not have any of these stones in my possession.
No.753070
File: 1457213050004.png (425.43 KB, 828x841, 828:841, minish_cap____link__s_phob….png)
>>753069
>disappointed Hylian noises
>So what's the deal, Wizrobe: you broken? That's Link!
No.753071
>>753070
I do know of these so called "wizzrobes", for I am Black Mage.
I am one if the Four Warriors of Light, and you are one strange looking hat.
No.753073
File: 1457213366879.png (781.41 KB, 1024x1042, 512:521, Link_Artwork_5_(The_Minish….png)
>>753071
>Strange looking!? Why I oughtta--!
>grunt
>Kick his tucchus, Link!
Guh.
>just marching off
>Argh, you won't get away with this you defective mass-produced hunk of magical junk!
No.753074
>>753073
I do not mean to offend, it's just that I have never seen a hat that is able to speak.
It is, interesting to say the least.
No.753075
NYAH! WHAT HAPPENED TO THIS PLACE?!
No.753076
File: 1457213657801.png (87.44 KB, 500x516, 125:129, tumblr_inline_n57y0ctZDE1r….png)
>>753074
Interesting isn't a word I would use to describe that cranky old hat.
No.753077
>>753075
there you are, I've been looking all over for you.
No.753078
>>753077
S-SANS?! I'VE BEEN LOOKING EVERYWHERE FOR YOU!
No.753079
>>753078
how's it going, bro?
No.753080
>>753079
WELL... OTHER THAN TRYING TO FIND YOU, NOT TOO BAD! NYAHAHAHA, TORIEL WILL BE GLAD I FINALLY FOUND YOU!
No.753081
>>753080
cool. took me a while to find this place, how'd you end up here anyways?
No.753082
File: 1457214529710.png (12.85 KB, 611x500, 611:500, tumblr_nuqdglN1G01s5hu3eo1….png)
>>753081
FUNNY ENOUGH, I FOUND IT DURING MY SEARCH FOR YOU! I ALSO MADE A COUPLE OF FRIENDS HERE AS WELL!
No.753083
>>753082
ah, well I'm glad to know you're making pals. I'd love to meet them.
No.753084
>>753083
OF COURSE! WHAT ABOUT YOU, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN, EVERYONE WAS WORRIED ABOUT YOU!
No.753085
Someone took Graveyard Shift a little too seriously. What's with the skeletons? October's months away.
No.753086
>>753084
I've been... around. the surface is really nice, wouldn't you say?
No.753087
>>753086
I SUPPOSE SO! IT'S NICE TO SEE WHAT LIFE IS LIKE FOR FRISK UP HERE!
>>753085
OH LOOK, A HUMAN!
No.753088
>>753085
too spooky for a ya?
No.753089
>>753087
how is the kid, anyways?
No.753090
>>753087
So is basic observation rewarded six feet under 'cause I'm out of gold "you tried" stars.
>>753088
Noooot even close. Please tell me you're at least brighter than tall, pale and shouty over there.
No.753091
>>753089
JUST FINE, IT'LL BE HAPPY TO SEE YOU ONCE MORE THOUGH!
>>753090
A MEAN ONE, HMPH!
No.753092
File: 1457215211872.jpg (378.76 KB, 1369x1920, 1369:1920, 2170236-civilized_beasts_0….jpg)
>returning to camp with a net full of something dead
No.753093
>>753090
that's by brother, don't mind him, he wouldn't hurt a fly.
>>753091
awesome.
>>753092
what's that you got there?
No.753094
>>753093
>a successful hunt
No.753095
>>753091
I just opened my mouth and already I managed to hurt the feelings of a dead thing. New record.
>>753092
I think you left a few of your trophies walk around, dude. And they're still talking.
Where's Hellboy when you need'im?
>>753093
Other than the assault on my eardrums yeah.
You'd get mad if I pulled that jaw off wouldn't you.
No.753096
>>753093
WELL, I WILL NOW LET TORIEL KNOW YOU ARE SAFE! NYAHAHAHA!
>Jumps out of the window
No.753097
>>753094
ah.
>>753095
probably.
yes.
>>753096
later, paps.
stay safe.
No.753098
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>>753095
>they are not my trophies
>I make sure mine don't get back up
>.....out back fighting a monkey with a gun
No.753099
File: 1457215709087.jpg (126.65 KB, 722x1000, 361:500, fd8a2ec463201690ead5d709d0….jpg)
>>753097
Lame.
>>753098
I'm gonna go watch that.
>strolls off
No.753100
>adjusting his tie
I hate these things.
No.753101
>>753098
>tumbling into the Hall
Look out!
No.753102
>>753099
see ya.
>>753100
you and me both.
No.753103
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>>753097
>it put up a good game
>but not good enough
>>753099
>watch out for stray bullets
>>753101
>smart disk throw at that monkey
>>753100
>I need your help
No.753104
>>753101
>MISS
this monkey is pretty crazy.
It's almost like he's
>
going bananas.
No.753105
>>753103
you must be pretty strong, huh?
No.753106
>>753104
I HEARD THAT SANS!
No.753107
>>753102
As long as I look presentable they're okay I guess.
>>753103
With what?
No.753108
>>753103
>shunk
Well I guess that's one way to ape a primate.
>>753104
And the pun thunder gets stolen out from under me by a talking skeleton.
You're not a Nazi are you.
No.753109
>>753106
I couldn't help myself.
>>753107
so what's the occasion?
No.753110
>>753108
nah. and I totally did nazi that coming.
No.753111
>>753110
SANS, DON'T MAKE ME COME OVER THERE!
No.753112
>>753110
Y'know puns are only funny when you don't do them every time you open your mouth.
There's this concept called "patience" and another one called "I'm going to punch you with my big hand when it runs out".
No offense, I guess.
No.753113
>>753111
ok, ok, I'll stop.
>>753112
you just aren't ready for swatsi-come.
ok, that one was a little forced.
No.753114
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>>753109
Can't a guy just look good when he wants to?
No.753115
>>753113
Jeez. So what's the deal, there a necromancer whose butt isn't imprinted with my foot around or are skeletons just coming back from the grave whenever they want now.
No.753116
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No.753117
>>753114
I guess there isn't any harm in it.
>>753115
we're from the underground.
it's a long story that you probably don't want to given long exposition to, but I'll summarize.
long ago, humans and monsters fought, humans won, monsters were forced into the underground, human falls into the underground, and frees the monsters to roam on the surface with the humans again.
typical fairy-tale stuff.
>>753116
heh...
No.753118
>>753115
CRASHES THROUGH THE FUCK WALL
YOU ARE HUGE! THAT MEANS YOU HAVE HUGE GUTS! RIP AND TEAR! RIP AND TEAR YOUR GUTS!
No.753119
>>753118
I'M FUCKING INVISIBLE! DY-NO-MIIIITE
No.753120
File: 1457216848192.jpg (640.95 KB, 1845x1920, 123:128, 4078697-predator-aliens-co….jpg)
>>753105
>it's more then being strong
>one has to master their body and mind
>>753107
>what is a "trophy wife"?
>>753108
>I'm going to eat that monkey
No.753121
>>753117
So a usual Thursday then. 'Kay. Don't mess up. Kinda my job to keep guys like you and me on the downlow.
>>753118
>>753119
Ahhhhh crap.
>>753120
It's yours. 'Scuse me while I wrestle Doomguy offscreen.
No.753122
>>753121
>careful
>he bites
No.753123
>>753117
Yeeeep.
>don't believe his lies
>he also has a shitton of roses
>>753120
Uhhh...
A wife who's really really really hot.
No.753124
>>753123
>a wife made of fire and lava?
No.753125
>>753121
OOH YEAH WE'RE COOKING WITH GAS! HELL GAS! THAT I'M GOING TO OVERCOOK! YOU'LL BE WELL DONE.
>>753122
BITING'S FOR PUSSY-ASS SHARKS, I'M A MAN! A MAN AND A HALF! I BITE WITH MY FISTS
No.753126
>>753120
I can see that.
your SOUL, I can feel just from here...
>>753121
will do, buddy.
>>753123
so, you got a name?
No.753127
>>753124
Noooo-- maybe.
But not necessarily.
>>753126
Raiden, you can call me Raiden.
No.753128
>>753122
I know...
>>753125
Look could you just suplex me offscreen so we can do this.
>>753126
Cool. Might wanna step back, brittle bones and all.
No.753129
>>753127
nice name, it's sans.
>>753128
heh... brittle...
>if only you knew...
alright.
you have fun.
No.753130
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>>753128
FUCK YOU, DEMON SCUM!
TACKLE THE DOUBLE NIGGER OFFSCREEN
No.753131
>>753127
>how do I find a trophy wife?
>I must add her to my trophies
>well her insides at least
>>753125
>I know...
>>753128
>he's biting with his fists
>>753126
>if you say so skeleton
No.753132
>>753129
It's only a codename.
>>753131
Get married to a really hot wife.
...don't do that, though.
No.753133
>>753131
call me sans.
>>753132
Codename, huh?
you some sort of secret agent?
No.753134
>>753132
>I do not wish to mate with a woman of fire and lava
No.753135
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>>753133
Technically.
>>753134
She can be of your species too.
No.753136
>>753132
>carrying party favors
It took me a little while to get through the metal detectors.
No.753137
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>>753135
>how can she be on my species and be made of fire and lava?
>this trophy wife sounds really complicated Jack
>>753133
vary well Sans
No.753138
>>753136
I usually have that problem too.
Those are a lot of party favors.
>>753137
You're not getting it.
No.753139
>>753135
sounds cool.
what do you do?
>>753137
heh...
No.753140
>>753138
>how do I get it?
No.753141
>>753138
I did say I would throw you a party: I meant to have the best one you've ever had!
No.753142
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>>753139
Ninja things.
>>753140
A trophy wife is a wife who's very attractive...like at least 9/10 by your species' standards.
>>753141
And I believe it too!
Man I've never actually...been to one.
No.753143
>>753142
Then this will be your standard, even better!
No.753144
>>753142
must be fun then.
>*sans checks his watch, which there isn't one.
whelp, that's about enough from me.
I'll be seein' ya, kid.
>*sans teleports away, somehow
No.753145
>>753142
>so she could snap me in half
>I see
>thank you Jack
No.753146
>>753143
I mean Solidus threw me one on my tenth birthday but...
>shudders
That wasn't a party by regular standards.
>>753144
Yeah okay.
See you later.
>>753145
If that's what's considered attractive then yes, that's a trophy wife.
No.753147
>>753146
>a strange phrase
>but I thank you for helping me understand it
No.753148
>>753146
Don't worry about it.
I will set the party favors up. Everything should be ready by tonight.
>stalks off with the bags to begin setup
No.753149
>>753147
Yeah it's an odd one but that's what it means.
>>753148
Gotcha, it'll be a good one I'm sure.
No.753150
>>753149
>so is this party happening now?
No.753151
>>753150
Tonight, apparently.
No.753152
>>753151
Are there any sweets involved?
No.753153
>>753152
>>753151
Or pizza? Hell, strawberry sundaes'll do.
No.753154
>>753152
Possibly.
>>753153
There better be pizza.
Not a party without it.
No.753155
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>>753151
>interesting
>I'll ready the fire pit
No.753156
>>753153
Sundae's are nice.
No.753157
>>753154
Then count me the fuck in.
No.753158
>>753154
Now we're talkin'.
>>753156
Damn right they are.
>
Aren't you that gluttonous angel my brother talked about? Uhh... Kneesocks?
No.753159
>>753155
Now what do we need a firepit for?
>>753157
Aaaalright whoever you are.
>>753158
I mean come on, how could I not have pizza?
No.753160
>>753158
Stocking.
That other bitch is Kneesocks.
>>753159
Again, it's Stocking.
I'm an angel.
No.753161
>>753159
>to roast our raw meat over as we tell stories of battle
No.753162
File: 1457219853340.jpg (179.05 KB, 495x700, 99:140, 02ecffe91fdd1816f39b362005….jpg)
>>753159
Exactly! It's never a party without it!
Screw it, I'll bust into my personal stash for this. If you never had a party before then I gotta make it absolutely crazy.
>>753160
I'm surprised Bayonetta hasn't mulched you yet if you just out and talk about bein' an angel like that.
Eh. She ain't here and you like sundaes so you can't be all bad. I'm half-demon if it makes a difference, I guess.
No.753163
>>753160
...like the clothing?
>>753161
A bonfire?
Nice.
>>753162
Personal stash?
Well if you insist, might as well.
No.753164
>>753162
This "Bayonetta" chick sounds like a cunt.
But you seem pretty alright too, for now at least.
Just don't be throwing your ego around like you own the place and we'll be fine.
No.753165
>>753163
What do you think?
No.753166
>>753163
>if that's what you all call it here
No.753167
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>>753165
That's slightly unfortunate.
>>753166
Yep that's what we usually call it.
No.753168
>>753167
It's fine, that's just how it works.
Plus it makes sense, since my stockings can transform into weapons.
No.753169
>>753163
Pizza time.
>>753164
Don't get us wrong, most you "angel" types tend to be gigantic douches. But then again so're demons and people so it doesn't really make a difference.
I just wanna party and have fun.
fucking captcha
No.753170
>>753168
Your stockings turn into what now?
>>753169
Your secret stash is pizza?
Just how many pizzas do you have?
No.753171
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>>753167
>interesting
>also Samus and myself are going to hunt on Mars soon
>care to join us?
No.753172
>>753169
Same here.
Like I give a fuck about some shitty ghosts, I just want to sit back, and eat sugary trash.
Is that too much to ask for?
>>753170
They turn into katanas or some shit, don't ask me, that's just how it works.
No.753173
>>753170
A good magician never reveals his secrets.
>this is his last box
I get paid in pizza if it's a fun job. Otherwise I charge cash up front.
>>753172
I mean, it's fun kicking ass too. Hell if it's entertaining enough I'll do it for a box of pizza instead of the usual wad of dosh.
No.753174
>>753171
As fun as that sounds, I like it here on Earth just fine.
>>753172
Your stockings turn into katanas?
Aaaaalright then, I guess a weapon's a weapon.
>>753173
Hey if it keeps you fed, then it works.
Seeing as how I don't need much money, I don't tend to charge too much.
Or nothing at all depending on the job.
No.753176
>>753173
I guess you're right.
>>753174
It's fucking weird I know, but whatever.
No.753177
>>753174
>vary well
>it turns out there are four types of Martians
>I wish to collect a kill from each type
>>753175
didn't ask what was in the net
No.753178
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>>753174
Gotta pay bills too. Got an office that I run the DMCA from.
>>753176
So what's the deal, soul sister. Lookin' for ghosts to bash up? Tons of'em here. Servants or whatever they're called.
No.753179
>>753176
If it gets the job done then it gets the job done, even if it's...stocking kitanas.
>>753177
What kinds are they?
>>753178
I just wander around.
Sometimes I sleep around here or back at base but other than that I don't stay anywhere.
No.753180
>>753178
Yeah, but I'm tired right now.
I just want to eat, you guys got a kitchen around here?
>>753179
Yep.
No.753181
>>753179
>two bread that are shape shifting physics that come in white and green
>black mouthless ones that have robot drones and try to conquer worlds
>and brainy skinny pale ones that go "ack" and Attack earth a few times
No.753182
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>>753179
Hah!
>ruffling Raiden's hair
Wherever I May Roam, huh?
>>753180
Over on the right. Mind the small maid chick.
No.753183
>>753180
I use a blade myself but it's not made out of clothing.
>>753181
Riiiight, didn't know Martians came in abundance.
>>753182
Exac--
Hey cut that out!
No.753184
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>>753183
>neither did I
>but now I need to find out how they work
No.753185
>>753184
Gonna take a skull from each I take it.
No.753187
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No.753188
>>753186
Right, for your collection.
Must be a big one.
>>753187
I don't like it when you touch my hair!
No.753189
>>753188
>it's reasonable sized
No.753190
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No.753191
>>753189
I'll have to take a look around sometime.
>>753190
It's probably all messed up now!
>nope
>it's still perfect
No.753192
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>>753191
Relaaaax. Or don't. S'on you. I'm gonna go have a snack in the kitchen.
>Dante, awaaaaaay!
No.753193
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>>753191
>when I'm done I'll show you
No.753194
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>>753192
Errrrghhh.
>feels his hair
Still as good as ever...
>>753193
I probably won't recognize what any of them are but it'll be an experience.
No.753195
>>753194
>I think the others left Jack
>is it time to make a fire pit?
No.753196
>>753195
Sure, might as well start it up now.
No.753198
>>753197
Well I didn't know we'd be doing it in here.
No.753199
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>>753198
>I dug a hole for it
>now to add the bloody meat
No.753200
>>753199
...what kind of meat is that?
No.753201
>>753200
>lamb
>got some pig and monkey too
No.753202
>>753201
For my sake don't tell me which is which, alright?
No.753203
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>tied to the "Jack is Back banner on the ceiling
...Mistakes were made.
No.753204
>>753202
>I'm eating the monkey brain myself
No.753205
>>753203
Ahh geez Sam, how did that happen?
>>753204
Good, good I don't think I or anybody else would want that.
No.753206
>cool turning visible sound effect
No.753207
>>753206
How come I can't do that?
No.753208
>>753207
Because you aren't a cool dude like me. With super special cool super powers.
No.753209
>>753208
Keep telling me I'm uncool, Space Ghost.
One of these days I'll go on strike.
No.753210
>>753205
Karai and I were showing off. It went too far.
No.753211
>>753209
Oh no! You mean you'll do even less work than you already do? Whatever shall I do?
No.753212
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>>753210
Do you need any help or...?
No.753213
>>753211
Alright that's it.
>
No.753214
>>753213
Fine. I'll just call Lokar.
No.753215
>>753214
You can't call Lokar! He's like everybody's least favorite character!
It'd be like replacing Charlie Sheen with Ashton Kutcher!
This show'll be canned quick if you do that!
No.753216
>>753215
I liked Dude, Where's My Car
No.753217
>>753216
Name one other good movie he was in.
That '70s Show and Dude Where's My Car were the highlights of the man's career.
No.753218
>>753215
But our show is always top quality. Unlike 2 and a Half Men. Which was always terrible.
No.753219
>>753217
I don't know, I think people thought Jobs was good. He was in that cartoon about the kids next door that one time, I think.
But just think what kind of movie Dude Where's My Car would have been with Charlie Sheen.
I think they would have found the car a lot faster.
>>753218
You really think people would do that. Just go on television and tell lies.
No.753220
>>753218
Well now it won't be top quality!
I'm the fan favorite! I'm the reason people tune in everyday!
>>753219
They would've done everything a lot faster.
Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
No.753221
>>753219
Lies? On Television? That would be like lying on the internet! Unheard of !
>>753220
Which is why Brak got the spin off?
No.753222
>>753220
I think Sean William Scott would have died.
>>753221
I dunno, there are a lot of shifty characters these days.
No.753223
>>753221
Guess who else was there?
Me.
I'm the second fan favorite.
>>753222
Does anybody care about him?
I've never even heard of him. Whoever he is.
No.753224
>>753222
Which is why we have to get the show back on the the TV. Figure out how to reach the youths.
>>753223
Well...Third favorite. Since Brak's behind me.
No.753225
>>753223
He was Chester, the prematurely balding friend.
So if you're on strike does that mean I'm on strike too. That'll cut into my hobby time.
>>753224
Have we tried local burgers?
I want another popularity poll, I better be higher than Tanzin.
No.753226
>>753224
I'll be damned if I'm less popular than you!
>>753225
Ohhh right. That guy.
And yes it does. Come on Moltar, we've gotta fight for our rights here!
No.753227
>>753225
Everyone is higher than Tanzin.
Even the Monkey
>>753226
You're a sidekick Zorak. You'll always be the second banana
No.753228
>>753226
Ehhhh, sounds kind of hard.
Do we get matching jerseys?
>>753227
I think we're going on strike.
No.753229
>>753227
>
I, Zorak master hypnotist, demand you to admit I am more popular than you!
>>753228
Sure.
No.753230
>>753228
Moltar, Its a monkey in a superhero costume. The fact that he wasn't chosen to host a show is a miracle in of itself.
>>753229
....
....
Fine! I admit it!
I forgot my contacts today! Can't see a damn thing.
No.753231
>>753229
I want the blue jersey.
I think I'd look good in the blue jersey.
>>753230
You mean like replace the monkey we have now?
No.753232
>>753230
Dammit!
Alright that's it, Space Ghost looks like this strike is permanent!
>>753231
But blue is my color!
...alright, you'll get your blue.
No.753233
>>753231
Blip and I are not currently on speaking terms.
>>753232
Somehow this strike the most productive you've ever been Zorak.
No.753234
>>753232
I think it goes well with my eyes.
>>753233
I heard he was on Maury recently.
No.753235
>>753233
I'm finding a new direction!
And nothing you can ever say will ever make me come back!
>>753234
...you have eyes?
No.753236
File: 1457228341703.png (213.42 KB, 1024x1755, 1024:1755, space_ghost_lineart_by_cla….png)
>>753234
I never realized how much sex with multiple partners monkeys had.
>>753235
I ordered pizza.
No.753237
>>753235
My mom always said I had the most beautiful blue eyes.
>>753236
Lavamin could totally have that much boinking if we had nads.
No.753238
>>753236
What kind?
>>753237
...did your mother have eyes?
No.753239
>>753237
But you don't.
>>753238
Ham and Pineapple.
No.753240
>>753238
Wow.
Just wow.
>>753239
I'm on a no pineapple diet.
No.753241
>>753239
This is also why I'm on strike.
You have the worst taste.
>>753240
Whaaaaat?
No.753242
File: 1457228873196.jpg (80.59 KB, 665x900, 133:180, tumblr_mis8v7K0aN1qzvhk6o1….jpg)
>>753240
Then just pick it off
>>753241
Oh yeah smart guy? What pizza do you think is best in life? One with a live bird on it?
No.753243
>>753241
The size of the balls on you must be gigantic for you to say that to me.
>>753242
No.
No.753244
>>753242
Yes, actually.
Live bird is a delicacy where I come from.
>>753243
I'm just asking is all.
No.753245
This show sucks.
>pointing a remote at the SG trio
>glass of whiskey in the other hand
Guess someone has to change it.
No.753246
>>753243
Then no pizza for you
>>753244
Well they were out of birds
>>753245
Man, Gay Boba Fett is a mean drunk
No.753247
>>753244
>shaking his head
>>753245
Don't you have a dead franchise to go back to.
>>753246
That's racist.
No.753248
>>753245
>remote somehow zaps him
OW!
>>753246
Any pepperoni?
You can't say no pepperoni.
It's a classic.
>>753247
I'm...sorry?
Wait no I'm not.
No.753249
File: 1457229334111.jpg (295.17 KB, 1280x862, 640:431, tumblr_ncetzgSA3b1qjw46do2….jpg)
>>753246
I wouldn't make costume remarks, Discount Batman.
>>753247
What a lame comeback. Don't you have some mangoes to pick? It's about all you're good for.
>>753248
That's better.
No.753250
>>753247
Thats Hip Hop
>>753248
Earth has been struck with a case of Pepperoni Weasels. All the pepperoni crops on Earth have been affected.
>>753249
I'm discount green lantern thank you.
Blue Falcon is discount Batman.
No.753251
>>753248
You're never sorry. It's always about you
>>753249
>pulls lever
>carton of milk falls out of the ceiling
There you go.
>>753250
Public Enemy?
No.753252
>>753249
...even on strike, I still get zapped.
>>753250
I don't think that actually exists.
Are you lying to me?
>>753251
Yes it is.
No.753253
File: 1457229590200.jpg (21.53 KB, 319x450, 319:450, 4392d9bc10d16e1ad37e395ef6….jpg)
>>753250
You wish you were anywhere near as neat as Irish Imagination Man.
>>753251
I expected nothing and still you disappoint me.
Go make yourself useful and get daddy another bottle of whiskey.
>>753252
Even on strike you do more than these two chucklefucks.
No.753254
>>753251
That's also Hip Hop.
>>753252
>shows him a news story
They come from the NoFun Galaxy.
>>753253
Just wait until my comic book comes out in the Summer! THEN I'LL BE COOL AGAIN!
No.753255
>>753252
You're a bad bug.
>>753253
My dad left and turned into igneous rock when I was a kid, so...
>>753254
You're right. I need time to think about this.
>closes shutters
No.753256
>>753253
So I'm like...the favorite?
Yes!
>evil laughter
I told Space Ghost I was the best!
>>753254
...I hate that galacy.
>>753255
I take pride in my badness.
No.753257
File: 1457229963003.png (86.78 KB, 500x353, 500:353, tumblr_inline_mflroiBbii1r….png)
>>753254
Yeah. And there'll be another good Mega Man game.
>>753255
I can see why.
>>753256
You're the only not-knockoff.
No.753258
>>753256
Its the worst
>>753257
That's why Mighty No.9 is happening! My copy of the game has to be coming soon! I kickstarted it and everything! They promised no more delays!
No.753259
>>753257
I saved this crown just for this occasion.
>puts on the crown
>
Finally my life feels validated.
>>753258
You know what's worse?
You.
No.753260
>>753258
If you weren't already dead I'd have mercykilled you by now.
>>753259
Makes one of us. I've still gotta change this world to spite everyone.
No.753261
>>753259
Haha. This strike is over.
>zap
>>753260
But I'm not dead.
No.753262
>>753260
Good luck.
I've gotta go on strike and out Space Ghost for what he really is...a terrible boss.
>>753261
>BOOM
Now you've gone and done it!
>
No.753263
>>753261
You can't tell but I'm making an exceptionally smug face right now.
>>753262
Terrible waste of genes more like.
No.753264
>>753262
Alright. Fine. I was going to surprise you with it, but I've tricked Justin Beiber into thinking he was going to be our guest. He's waiting in the airlock back on Ghost Planet.
I was going to let you push the button to eject him.
>>753263
...okay
No.753265
>>753263
I mean yeah but that's already pretty self explanatory.
>>753264
Really?!
No.753266
>>753264
Well, time to go cause havoc for fun.
>>753265
Enjoy your beaver murder.
>clomps out
No.753267
>>753265
Yup. But I mean...if you're on strike....I'm going to have to let him go.
>>753266
Who was that strange Boba Fett?
No.753268
>>753266
I will!
>>753267
No don't!
I'll get off of strike if you promise me one thing...
I get to eat the remains.
>puts on his bib
No.753269
>>753268
You can eat his legs.
No.753270
>>753269
Yes! The best parts!
>
Alright you've got your Zorak back.
No.753271
>>753270
We just have to interview him first
>invisible
>away!
No.753272
>>753271
Well okay!
>plays him off
>then follows after
No.753273
>Master Miller, you need to re-sign these forms.
Who are you?
>Agh!
No.753274
Crap crap crap crap-
>KRSH
No.753275
>>753274
>?
>looks up
Major...I'M BURNING UUUUUUUUUUUUUUP
>wham
No.753276
>>753275
Ow... didn't think I could still hurt.
>
This cripple doesn't make for a very good cushion against broken glass and terminal velocity.
No.753277
>>753276
>aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I can't feel my legs! More than usual!
No.753278
File: 1457234394990.gif (66.18 KB, 500x438, 250:219, tired but don't wanna do a….gif)
>>753277
Easy, Sunglasses At Night, you're just probably paralyzed from the waist down for life.
That's not a very comforting thought in hindsight but it's the thought that counts right?
...I didn't think it out very long either.
No.753279
File: 1457234531458.gif (74.08 KB, 362x800, 181:400, tumblr_nxgs9gf5lf1uci4fuo1….gif)
>>753278
My life is ruined! I don't want to be like Emmerich!
And now I won't be able to coach the girls basketball team. Do you have any idea how important that is?
I had a system of mirrors on the ground already placed and everything.
No.753280
>>753279
Dude you're going to permanently be within panty-sniffing height, I probably kinda accidentally did you a favor.
No.753281
File: 1457234606536.png (598.53 KB, 800x945, 160:189, 5572faaf79cb161ac93911d695….png)
>>753278
I'll thank you to extricate yourself from this idiot.
>>753279
Oh would you quit whining.
>pulls Kaz out of from under Jay
You'll live to coach basketball another day.
No.753282
File: 1457234734072.jpg (115.67 KB, 751x1280, 751:1280, tumblr_nytt00TfIr1ui2kaao1….jpg)
>>753280
It's not the same, I wanted my freedom to sniff panties at my leisure.
I'll take back what I lost!
...Somehow.
>>753281
Ow hey watch the legs WATCH THE LEGS
No.753283
>>753281
>and cripple removed
Better.
>haha
Sounds like you got this guy's number.
>>753282
They got spinal surgery for de-paralyzation anyways. I wish they didn't, all that came from it was a shittier Batgirl.
>I miss when it was Cass
No.753284
File: 1457234916074.jpg (94.05 KB, 850x526, 425:263, sample-71f85dd5a0550330fb2….jpg)
>>753282
Where is that idiot Yankee, shouldn't she be here making some comment about freedom and those electric wheelchairs the fat people at Wal-Mart use?
>>753283
I'll have you know I don't have a cell phone.
>nodnod
You really shouldn't fall through strange buildings. People hit things when they fall.
No.753285
>>753283
...Well I mean it won't be the worst thing in the world if I'm bedridden for a little while.
>HMMMMMMMMMM
Batgirl?
>>753284
Now that is enough. We don't take the name of scooters in vain.
They might just decide to renege their blessings.
No.753286
>>753284
>
If it was my choice I wouldn't've.
>fucking Damian
>fucking stratosphere
>I might actually have to kill Batcow now
>>753285
Girl who dresses like Batman? Everyone's heard of Batman, there's one in every country now.
No.753287
>>753285
This coming from the guy who wanted to recycle the metal legs that cuckold man from the life raft had to make quadrupedal lawn chairs.
>>753286
That sound effect was much too lewd sounding.
>hands a ticket
No.753288
>>753286
I know who Batman is! Everyone knows who Batman is, he's Boss's favorite hero.
I've been meaning to get a program of Batgirl styled stealth suits for the girls, but it's being processed.
>what he doesn't know is it's at the bottom of Ocelot's trash can
>>753287
Just think of it! That day will be the day relaxation learned to walk!
No longer will the girls on furlough feel left out by forced vacation time!
No.753289
File: 1457235332959.jpg (99.75 KB, 511x533, 511:533, 3336498-predator_versus_ju….jpg)
>the insane crippled human has return
>I will now observe his behavior
No.753290
>>753287
>glares at the ticket
There better not be a fine on that if it knows what's good for it.
>>753288
It's just spandex with woven bulletproof fibers.
Turns out it's not so bulletproof.
No.753291
File: 1457235542770.png (241.11 KB, 571x800, 571:800, 81eff4766e65760dbeda9b171e….png)
>>753288
Be reasonable, walking lawn chairs?
>imagining lawn chair jousts
Completely ridiculous. I'll need to double check the status of such an inane project, to be sure.
>>753290
As the leader of Outer Heaven's Morals Squad, I can't have people "fapping" or talking about their "boners" in public. It's disgusting.
>the ticket just a picture of a dog in a burning building
>"This is a fine."
No.753292
File: 1457235659681.gif (205.21 KB, 1000x831, 1000:831, tumblr_o046awl2tI1uci4fuo1….gif)
>>753289
This smell...
It's the smelly smell of something...smelly.
>>753290
Oh but what wonderful spandex it is!
...Outer Heaven is basically a nation by itself, and we don't have a Batman yet.
You know what that means? A Batman deficit!
>>753291
I forbid you from standing in the way of my vision, and my light!
>leans out of the way
...Whoever you are.
No.753293
>>753291
>wearing Kirishima's glasses
>Jay no
As member of the boring crap nobody cares about squad, I can't have people having fun.
>>753292
You guys haven't asked for one.
No.753294
>>753292
>[ M E N A C I N G ]
Mic check one two one two.
Mic check one two one two
Mic check one two. what is this?
Kirishima's back to business, let's go.
>>753293
>Needle_Scratch
My glasses! I can't see without my glasses!
No.753295
File: 1457236055055.png (323.48 KB, 601x732, 601:732, tumblr_ny4sj1BHAp1s6jeexo2….png)
>>753293
Is it really that easy?
We have plenty of kids on base with dead parents and fears of bats, is it something you can just manipulate into existence?
Because that's messed up and I would never do that.
>>753294
These beats...
No.753296
>>753294
I knew you reminded me of Velma!
>>753295
Bruce would have a conniption if someone just jacked his origin. Batman's trademarked and copyrighted anyways.
No.753297
File: 1457236203445.png (322.92 KB, 1024x642, 512:321, Aha aha gimme my hat back.png)
>bursts in through the door
Has anybody seen my hat?!
No.753298
>>753295
>scrabbling on the ground
Y-Yo microphone check one two, what is this
The six foot assassin with the r-roughneck business
I float like gravity, never had a cavity...
>>753296
Zoinks! It's coming ouuuuuuuuuuut!
>OPTIC BLAAAAAAAAAAAAST
No.753299
>>753296
How much.
I can promise you we have quite literally more money than we know what to do with, the only good thing the Philosophers left behind.
We need a Batman to stay at the top of the game, so we'll have ourselves a Batman.
>>753297
You have a hat?
>tosses something out the window
>>753298
Stop! The flow is too dope!
No.753300
>>753298
>slips the fine ticket back into her cleavage as he's blasted out
>>753299
>pokes his head back in
Fuck if I know. If you see an old man with a gravelly voice who does nothing but scowl and be crotchety with a lot of grunting, ask him.
>ducks back out
No.753301
>>753299
Yes! A cowboy hat!
It's-- what did you just throw out the window?!
No.753302
File: 1457236654817.png (483.65 KB, 548x747, 548:747, 2b4c5af5f5176406a6591ac057….png)
>>753299
>muttering
Yo when you bug out, you usually got a reason for the action
Sometimes you don't it's just for mere satisfaction.
>glumly throwing hands as she puts her specs back on
People be houndin'.
>>753300
>!
Does that mean I'm the one who's fined?
>looking at the ticket
Oh question hound, you make everything ok.
No.753303
>>753300
...Boss during Zanzibar?
Wait, come back! I still need an autograph!
>>753301
What? Nothing. Some gum.
Don't you have a million of those stupid things anyway?
>>753302
Oh I'll be houndin' alright. FOXHOUNDin'.
No.753304
File: 1457236884609.png (1.22 MB, 1253x1195, 1253:1195, The Good The Bad and The U….png)
>>753303
Yes but that hat belonged to Clint Eastwood!
It's a valuable item that could've gone for hundreds if not thousands of dollars!
No.753305
>>753303
>dingdingdingdingdingding
Congratulations. That is the correct answer.
>BE A HUMAN BEEEEEEING
>AND A REAAAL HEEROOOO
No.753306
>>753304
You'd just wear it anyway!
What kind of message are you sending to the men by buying frivolous things like that?
Do you think they want to see you in a cowboy hat?
>>753305
>looks to the stars
We made it, Boss...
No.753307
>>753306
Why wouldn't they?
It's a nice hat.
No.753308
File: 1457237048417.jpg (193.33 KB, 1024x817, 1024:817, 190d85584e0b6880f21e4d4faf….jpg)
No.753309
File: 1457237147176.png (444.17 KB, 418x631, 418:631, f56856d2419add29055dbf98cc….png)
>>753306
Papers. Get them signed. Now.
>box get
I'm going to go see what's so special about those Italians.
>sneaks away
>into a broom closet
No.753310
File: 1457237220586.png (415.61 KB, 500x508, 125:127, tumblr_nzrecipKXY1ulpjkco1….png)
>>753307
Well did you bring enough for the rest of the class?
There are no favorites here, Ocelot. No justice. No cause.
All for...walking lawn chairs.
>>753308
>
Yeah...that's the stuff.
>>753309
What a strange person.
No.753311
>>753310
Walking lawn chairs...?
No.753312
File: 1457237432633.jpg (123.62 KB, 850x502, 425:251, sample-b9614be722a75828738….jpg)
>>753311
Why does everybody look at me like that!
Oh so they're that much different than Metal Gears, is that it.
No.753313
>>753312
Miller that idea...that idea is
>hand motions
pretty good!
Walking lawn chairs...
No.753314
File: 1457237604670.jpg (372.38 KB, 808x995, 808:995, tumblr_nvtkgq9R1k1tjrxdxo1….jpg)
>>753313
Emmerich was a scumbag, but maybe some of his ideas weren't terrible after all.
Who knew that adding legs to things that don't have legs would be such a good idea.
No.753315
>>753314
Yes Emmerich...I remember him. Glad we said our final bon voyage to that base goblin!
But yes get the R&D department on that instantly!
No.753316
>reading the paper
Now, isn't that an interesting development.
>Kapitan? What's the matter?
The matter is that our entire dynamic, paradigm, whatever the hell you want to call it, is about to change in the next few years.
...And I still need to apologize to the cat.
No.753317
>>753315
Yeah. That's why I try to take it easy on Hal.
Being forced into a Metal Gear at that age, it's just so hard because his face is just so...so punchable.
Couldn't you get R&D to make a new hat?
No.753318
>>753317
Shhhh it's alright Miller, his face is punchable. But that's not his faults, he has those Emmerich genes. He looks like his old man so we can't help but want to punch him in his stupid Emmerich base goblin face. We can't, though because he's not Huey...
And I could, but would it be a hat worn by Clint Eastwood?
No.753319
File: 1457238080333.png (591.9 KB, 800x979, 800:979, 488c1999b80084a730f5b9dec4….png)
>>753318
They have the same voice, too. It's like whoever was handing out genes was being exceptionally lazy.
Kinda like how Venom sounds like the guy from Stand By Me.
If you can tell me exactly which movie he was wearing that in, I'll personally ask him for another one.
No.753320
File: 1457238124096.jpg (654.37 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 300115-gta-sa-2015-10-16-2….jpg)
>eating a pint of ice cream
No.753321
>>753319
To be fair, Huey somehow has a face that's even more punchable. And greasy. I remember his greasy greasy awful face like it was yesterday.
And you'd do that for me, Miller?
>>753320
Oooo what flavor is that?
No.753322
File: 1457238308861.png (604.6 KB, 574x605, 574:605, tumblr_nzrecipKXY1ulpjkco2….png)
>>753320
Please tell me you didn't teleport-hand that.
>>753321
Huh? Uh, yeah sure.
>little does he know I'm just going to pretend to send a letter
>and then buy him a hat from Boot Barn
I remember you spent way too much in that torture room with him. Almost as long as Snake.
No.753323
File: 1457238421669.jpg (475.28 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 302533-gta-sa-2015-10-29-1….jpg)
>>753321
>looks at package
Steven Colberts Americone Dream
>>753322
Stopped at a 7-11
No.753324
>>753322
He and I had some fun.
And it's not torture, it was interrogation. There's a difference.
>>753323
How is it?
No.753325
File: 1457238547175.png (529.03 KB, 889x496, 889:496, tumblr_o0ob6pE89R1rhzoygo1….png)
>>753323
...Why?
>>753324
We already knew he was guilty, what you did was way over the top.
And really creepy.
No.753326
>>753324
I'm digging it.
>>753325
Had to take a piss. Feel bad using the bathroom and not buying anything
No.753327
>>753325
I did what had to be done, Miller.
You wouldn't understand.
>>753326
May I try some?
No.753328
>>753326
Don't you still break into rooms sometimes?
You broke into my bathroom the other week looking for toothpaste and just left without a word!
>>753327
I'm not a sicko, so no.
Now moe, there's a real man's hobby.
No.753329
>>753327
I only have the one spoon...
>>753328
Yeah, but I know you.
No.753330
>>753328
That's also creepy. Half of the girls in those "moe" shows you watch are under the age of consent!
Also I don't think moe is a hobby. A hobby is a noun or verb while moe is clearly an adjective! A hobby can't be an adjective!
>>753329
Not so!
>pulls out a spoon
Always carry a spoon, just in case!
No.753331
>>753329
You took my toothbrush, Boss.
>>753330
Semantics! People turn nouns and adjectives into verbs all the time!
And I don't watch them for that you heathen!
No.753332
File: 1457239189884.png (78.49 KB, 500x279, 500:279, punished_snake_by_johnm191….png)
>>753330
Well...alright then...
>>753331
You weren't using it
No.753333
File: 1457239217596.jpg (163.47 KB, 850x951, 850:951, More than enough to kill a….jpg)
>>753331
But you can't do it this time! I won't let you! People at Outer Heaven need to learn proper grammar!
And you say you don't but I know deep down you do!
>>753332
>takes a big scoop
>mmmmf
That's some good ice cream, Boss.
No.753334
File: 1457239318563.jpg (275.15 KB, 1000x1100, 10:11, tumblr_nyd5vzt4bc1se353oo1….jpg)
>>753332
It was in my hand!
>>753333
Watch what you accuse a comrade of, damn it.
And...you're actually right. I hate to admit it but you're actually onto something.
No.753335
>>753333
>cmon man
>that scoop was way too big
Right
>>753334
Hm
Uh....Cipher made that toothbrush?
No.753336
>Predator log update
>I am learning much of the incredible crippled human
>he appears to be from the same clan as Jack
>was this the party he spoke of?
>a gathering of his clan together to talk about future hunts?
>I must investigate further into this
No.753337
>>753334
Let's see how you like it when I use improper grammar!
Yes though, I'm right. That's what happens when you question me, Miller. You get spooning spooned!
>Yessss, that was improper. Let's see how Miller likes it...
>>753335
You've got some good taste, might have some more...
>>753336
AUGH WHAT'S THAT THING?!
>squint
Oh I didn't know Master Miller's mother was coming today.
No.753338
File: 1457239761766.jpg (249.34 KB, 1000x1100, 10:11, tumblr_nyd5vzt4bc1se353oo5….jpg)
>>753335
CIPHER
And you were taking it to save me from infecting myself.
Thank you, Boss!
>>753337
...What? Did you just have stroke?
AND DON'T TALK ABOUT MY MOTHER LIKE THAT
No.753339
>>753337
>the old human thinks I am female
>I feel insulted and have a slight feeling of removing his skull from his body
>but is is too old and clearly has poor eye sight to be concerned as worthy
No.753340
>>753337
You can go buy your own then
>>753338
>whew
Your Welcome Kaz.
No.753341
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>>753338
Well Miller I just felt like I was teaching you a jerking lesson.
>YESSS THIS MUST CONFUSE HIM GREATLY.
>HE WILL LEARN PROPER GRAMMAR
And what? Not my fault it has your mother's face.
>knows Miller can't insult his mom
>delighting in every bit of this
>>753339
No seriously what is that thing?
>>753340
You sure I can't have another scoop, Boss?
No.753342
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>>753341
>you see nothing old human
No.753343
>>753340
Are you just gonna let him do this!?
>>753341
Shut up, damn it!
You...you...
>I can't, I just can't
The Boss would be ashamed right now.
I'm making Lawn Chair Gear and you can't have any!
>whacks him in the shin
>walks out
No.753344
>>753342
It has invisible camo...just like Snake...
>>753343
>laughing
>laughing
>still laughing
Ahhh learn to take a joke, M--
NO! YOU CAN'T TAKE LAWN CHAIR GEAR AWAY FROM ME!
I...I NEED IT! MILLEEEEEEEEEER!
MIIIIIIIIIIIILLEEEEEEEEEEEER!
>WHOOOOOA HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
No.753345
>>753341
Positive
>>753343
What's his problem now?
No.753346
>>753345
I insulted his mother.
No.753347
>>753346
Uncalled for man. Not cool
No.753348
>>753347
I was just ribbing him!
No.753349
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>everything has fallen silent
>I believe I am all alone here
No.753350
>>753349
Oh no you aren't.
No.753352
>>753351
And here you thought you were all alone.
As did I.
No.753353
>>753352
>your clan is strange Jack
No.753354
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>>753353
You saw Master Miller, Ocelot, and Venom...yeah they're a bit odd.
No.753355
>>753354
>I though Venom was one of the goop men?
No.753356
>>753355
They share a name. Venom Snake and...weird white guy.
I don't like that guy.
No.753357
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>>753356
>I meant the other Venom
>human cripple that ran off to be with the mind reader woman
No.753358
>>753357
Oh right, I actually barely knew that guy.
We met sometimes back on base but we never really...hit it off.
No.753359
>>753358
>their kind is hard to get along with from what I've seen
No.753360
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>>753359
Like I said, that white one is a real pain.
I've hardly met the others.
No.753361
>>753360
>avoid the red one
>I get a long with the white one
>you don't like that he calls you an elf
No.753362
>>753361
Can do.
And I am not an elf and I look nothing like an elf.
He's really testing me...why I should show him the good ol skill of Zandatsu!
...nah that's petty.
No.753363
>>753362
>wouldn't kill him
>hardly think it would hurt him either
No.753364
>>753363
...shit I'm gonna do it next time I see him, then.
I'd like to see an elf do that!
No.753365
>>753364
>he'll tank it
>that's what his kind do
>you may provoke him into doing something
No.753366
>>753365
I don't care, I'm gonna do it anyway!
Also what would he possibly do?
No.753368
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>>753367
Ahhhh yes, touch me.
Like I'm scared of that.
No.753369
>>753368
>his touch "cures" things Jack
No.753370
>>753369
I'm a cyborg, got nothing to cure.
No.753371
>>753370
>cyborg still has some organics
No.753372
>>753371
I'm perfectly healthy, though!
No.753373
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No.753374
>>753373
What other way is there?
No.753376
>>753375
Jack the Ripper's dead, I've never felt this mentally healthy since before the Big Shell incident.
No.753377
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>>753376
>and that is why you need to be wary about the goop guys
No.753378
>>753377
Believe you me, I'm already wary of them.
Each and every single one of them.
Though admittedly the white one did help a little.
No.753379
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No.753380
>>753379
He introduced me to Sheik while thinking I was an elf.
So he helped there.
No.753381
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>>753380
>have you seen her at all?
No.753382
>>753381
Little bit here and there.
Like...4 days ago.
No.753383
>>753382
>after I rest up I will help you find her
No.753384
>>753383
That's the thing, she just disappears and appears out of nowhere often times.
Which is why next time I see her, I'm going to ask her out with no hesitation.
Now or never.
No.753385
>>753384
>and this is why as a friend
>I will use my hunting skills to find her
No.753386
>>753385
Good luck. I'll just be waiting and hoping personally.
No.753387
>>753386
>so is that way you've been looking more human?
No.753389
>>753388
>if you think it will help
No.753390
>>753389
I'm...I'm not too worried about it
No.753391
>>753390
>as long as you be yourself I don't see why you should worry?
No.753392
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>>753391
Exactly, like I said I'm not too worried about it.
No.753393
>>753392
>then you have nothing to fear
>we just need to find her
No.753394
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>>753393
Not too worried about that either.
I think we'll be perfectly fine.
No.753395
>>753394
>if a pig wizard can find her
>then I can without cheating with magic
No.753396
>>753395
Pi-- forget it, I'm sure you'll do fine.
No.753397
>>753396
>thank you Jack
>for now I must rest
No.753398
>>753397
Right yeah, I'll see you tomorrow Pred.
No.753399