No.753400
Now with 0.5% less autism
No.753404
>>753403
Okay... Let's just get some bandages first and then I'll...
>Huh?
Oh... Hey.
No.753405
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>>753404
Should I ask~? Or is that the responsibility of my nosy sister...
No.753406
>>753405
Surprise party. By some really crazy organizers.
>
If you could not tell Ahri about this, I'd be very grateful.
No.753407
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>>753406
But I thought you quite enjoyed her in the pink outfit?
No.753408
>>753407
She told you about it!? I mean...!
>cough cough
I have no idea what you are talking about.
No.753409
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>>753408
You had it written on your face.
No.753410
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>>753408
It's cuter when you hide it~
No.753411
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No.753412
>>753409
>YOOOOOOU
Hell's that supposed to mean!?
>>753410
I'm not trying to- Ah, never mind. I'd still appreciate if you didn't tell her about it.
>...
The... swords part, not the... other thing.
No.753413
>>753412
>MEEEEE
Nothing, I just wanted to see you upset.
>smugcat
It's priceless.
No.753414
>>753412
So you want me to tell her about the other thing~?
>:3
No.753415
>>753413
Oh ha ha ha, very funny. Don't you have anything else to do, or do you just like seeing me that much?
>>753414
Doesn't she know already? I don't think it would make much of a difference.
No.753416
>>753415
I suppose you could construe the attention as liking if you were a primitive monkey.
>rubbing her chin
Sometimes I forget how much of an ignoramus you are. It's nice to remind myself.
>she's still salty he called her "Koko"
>why you gotta be so petty sciencecat
No.753417
>>753415
It's hardly my business to ask what the two of you... get up to.
>looking a little disgusted
No.753418
File: 1457276809114.jpg (237.2 KB, 894x1085, 894:1085, 2769027-predator_some_lamb.jpg)
>now for a hardy breakfast
No.753419
>>753417
>I can't believe I'm being kinkshamed by my own sister-in-law
Then how did you even know th- You know what? None of my business.
>>753416
So you were just bored and decided to come and bother me. Are you sure you're older than me? Because that's pretty childish.
>>753418
Mmm? Something smell's weird...
No.753420
>>753419
Idiot who wants to be crushed by gravity says "what?"
No.753421
>>753419
>what? I took a bath to keep others from picking up my sent
No.753422
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>>753419
>by the cat in underwear too
Just because I don't see her doesn't mean she doesn't go out of her way to bother me with needless gossip.
No.753423
>>753420
Really? You think so low of me you'd think I'd fall for that?
>Eh?
>EH?
>>753421
Smells like a dead animal...
>shrugs
Meh, probably just imagining it.
>>753422
Wait, she tells you this kind of stuff?
>Did she tell her about the lingerie incident?
>...
>Of course she did
No.753424
>>753423
You think I won't do it anyways?
>just kinda
>squeezes his temples with increased gravity
Be glad your existence has use.
>off she goes in a portal
No.753426
>>753423
>yes go back to talking to the cats
>and the spirit cat that told you things I've watched
>>753425
>good morning Jack
No.753427
>>753423
Better me than pink haired miko, no?
No.753428
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>>753425
So you're a primitive cyborg, huh. Gotta admit those're some nice looking models you're sportin'... too good for a human.
No.753429
>>753426
Morning Pred.
>>753428
Well even a cyborg has to look nice.
You from the future?
No.753430
>>753429
>I am enjoying some of the monkey from last night
>how about you?
No.753431
>>753429
Yeah, the future... you wouldn't happen to know my good ol' pal Zero now would you.
No.753432
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>>753430
I'm eating these rations.
>>753431
Maybe I have, but something's telling me you two aren't actual friends.
So maybe I shouldn't tell you.
No.753433
>>753426
>poking the carcass with a sword
>Man, this guy didn't have a happy ending...
No.753434
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>>753432
And what makes you say that? Pretty suspicious of you, y'know.
>poker face levels: no face
No.753435
>>753433
>that is a tiny man
>in my camp
>tell me your story tiny man
>>753432
>I need to chop up the meat to save as rations for the hunt
No.753436
>>753434
Saying someone's a good friend with that kind of connotation is usually never a good thing.
>>753435
Be sure to dry it out and salt it.
Jerky lasts a loooong time and it's the best kind of rations.
No.753437
>>753436
Maybe for you primitives, things are simpler in the future.
No.753438
>>753436
>it really is
>once the meat is done I'll be ready to hunt
No.753439
>>753427
Good point.
>svratching his chin
I mean, you two grew up together, so it's probably not that weird that she feels comfortable enough to tell you this kind of stuff.
>uh
Still the nurses thing is a bit personal...
>>753424
What? You're not gonna say anything about the-
>ÀAAAAAAAH
>On his knees
Heh... Got into her nerves...
No.753440
>>753437
Some things never change.
>>753438
How long will it take?
No.753441
>>753440
I'm sorry, which one of us is actually from the future again and which one's the primitive withholding information?
Have you seen my partner or not.
No.753442
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>>753440
>a few minutes
>then I will gather my best hunting tools and track down the Princess Zelda
No.753443
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>>753441
Occasionally.
>>753442
Riiiiight well good luck with that one.
>finishes the rations
Well that wasn't too bad.
No.753444
>>753435
>On the land of Uruk, when this world was one;
>One man ruled all!
>The man who acquired all of the world's treasures!
>Then one day that man got bored and decided to make e a small version of himself
>I am The King of Small, Mini Gil!
No.753445
>>753443
So he is here. Great... whatever. Thanks, Chuckles. Guess I should probably blow you up so you don't get in my way later but I'm in a rare mood.
No.753446
>>753439
It's an unfortunate side effect of being her somewhat reliable older sister.
>sighs sarcastically
No.753447
>>753444
>if he got bored why didn't he go off world to seek out new treasures?
>>753443
>I need to try that one day
No.753448
>>753445
Wow thanks.
I guess you're just being generous today.
>>753447
Yeah it's alright stuff.
Rations are rations I guess.
No.753449
>>753447
>Because the King does as it pleases!
>Or something like that
No.753450
>>753448
Well ordinarily I'd just kill you for giggles once I got what I wanted but I don't wanna waste the energy if Zero's around.
So long, sucker!
>bwip
No.753451
>>753450
VILE!!
>beam naginata thrown
>fucking teleporting cunt reeeeeee
Dammit!
No.753452
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>>753449
>doesn't have a space ship does he?
>>753448
>I must learn more
No.753453
>>753450
So he is evil...as if that wasn't obvious enough.
>>753451
Who the hell was that guy anyway?
>>753452
Uhhhh I'll ask Snake when he's around, he knows what's in these things.
No.753454
>>753446
Heh... Older simblings always busy, right?
>tfw no Saya
No.753455
>>753453
An S-class criminal where I'm from. He used to be a maverick hunter but he's unstable.
I wanna say he is a maverick but it's more like a switch he can flip on and off.
No.753456
>>753452
>He does.
>But he has no interest in domains outside of his own.
No.753457
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>>753454
You sound like you're one, yourself~
No.753458
>>753455
Lemme guess, S-class means really bad?
No.753459
So miss Balalaika is alive again. I'm surprised.
No.753460
>>753458
The worst. They range from D-Class to A. S is a rank all of its own.
For example, I'm an S-Class Hunter and my partner X is a B-Class.
No.753461
>>753457
I've got...
>...
two sisters actually. Lambda and Nu, I don't think you've met them.
lunch time be back in about 30 minutes
No.753462
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>>753460
So you hunt down fugitives like him along with your partner.
That sounds exciting at the very least.
No.753463
>>753462
Normally, but X is in my present right now monitoring my condition while I'm here in the past.
Vile's my problem now.
No.753464
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>>753461
I'm not sure if I should hope that they end like their big brother or not~
No.753465
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>>753463
So it's just you and him now. Man to man, nothing to get in your way.
That is if you can catch him before he vanishes again.
No.753466
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No.753467
>>753465
What a pain in the ass...
No.753468
>>753467
Your trip to the past got a whole lot more interesting now, not in a good way though.
No.753469
>>753468
This was the last thing I needed.
No.753470
>>753456
>he should see the stars
>>753453
>vary well
>almost ready to go hunt
No.753471
>>753469
So how're you going to deal with him?
>>753470
Good luck.
No.753472
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>>753471
Same way I'd deal with a maverick.
No.753474
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>>753473
Return to sender. In pieces.
No.753475
>>753474
You know what? That's exactly how I'd do it too, so best of luck there.
No.753476
>>753475
Vile's gonna be a real pain, too... damn. What the hell's he even doing here?
No.753477
>>753476
He didn't say, all he was doing was drinking some whiskey at the bar over there.
No.753478
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>>753477
Probably just causing havoc for fun.
No.753479
>>753478
All in an attempt to bait you out I assume.
No.753480
>>753464
I hope not. At least Lambda, Nu could change a little...
>>753466
>Oh!
You're up.
No.753481
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>>753480
Professor lost an arm.
No.753482
>>753480
Hardly look alike, but who am I to talk~
No.753483
>>753479
It's not me he's after, it's X. Always X. Guy really hates him.
Maybe he's gonna ambush me to draw'im out.
I can't let that happen.
No.753484
>>753483
Ahhh the old "It's Personal" biz. That makes a whole lot of sense.
No.753485
>>753481
So you saw it, huh?
>nod
Don't worry. Everything's gonna be fine now.
>>753482
To be fair, you're both adopted.
No.753486
>>753485
I suppose you have a point.
>
If you see that loser idiot I call a lover around, do tell him I have have something to show him next time he chooses to show his face in front of me~
>hops out
No.753487
>>753486
Loser idiot? Heh, what a way to treat your man... But alright. Leave it to me!
>...
>I'm still covered in swords...
No.753489
>>753488
That she did. See? Everything's fine.
No.753490
>>753488
That she did. See? Everything's fine.
>uuuh
You probably want to know what happened, huh?
No.753491
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>>753489
But she got hurt.
No.753492
>>753491
Yeah... But she's not hurt anymore, is she? And she's got you and Tager by her side so...
>...
You wanna know why that happened, don't you?
No.753493
>>753492
Tell Lambda what happened, Ragna. Please?
No.753494
>>753493
>...
>She deserves to know.
Some bad people were messing with stuff they shouldn't. Kokonoe stopped them but... she lost her arm in the process.
No.753495
>>753494
Oh...
>she doesn't look very pleased
>par for the course
No.753496
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>>753495
Lambda...
>Going for a hug
Wait...
>Ejects all the blades out of his body
>Now it's time for hug
It's okay... She's got her arm back, right? And the people who did that... Well, they won't cause trouble anymore.
No.753497
>>753496
Deceased.
>just now noting the swords
Nu?
No.753498
>>753497
And Jin. I don't think I like surprise parties.
No.753499
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No.753500
>>753499
Don't worry about him.
>stroking her hair
No.753501
>>753500
Lambda will get even.
>NO LAMBDA NO
No.753502
>>753501
>[Record scratching sound]
>MFW
Y-You don't have to. Really. I already gave those two what for, so like I said, don't worry about it. Really.
No.753503
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>
>
>
AAAAAAAAAAARTHUUUUUUUURRRRR
No.753504
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>>753502
But Ragna was hurt.
No.753505
>>753503
There is no need to shout, Knight of the Lake.
No.753507
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>>753505
AAAAAAAAAARTHUUUUUURRRRR
No.753509
>>753507
>>753508
Your fury must be quelled.
No.753510
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>>753504
But then you'd get hurt!
>sigh
Listen: I'm happy to see that you care about me but I already handled those two, so you don't have do this.
No.753511
>>753508
>Ow!
>Stop doing that!
No.753513
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>>753510
That's Lambda's secret: she always hurts.
Ragna is important. Lambda isn't.
No.753514
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>>753512
GOOOOOOLD
>bonk bonk bonk
>>753509
AAAAAAAAA
No.753515
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>>753513
>
You're important to me.
No.753516
>>753514
>Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Stop it! Stop it!
>>753509
>MAKE HIM STOP
No.753517
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No.753518
>>753516
I will whisk him away.
>flick of a wrist
>Mad Dog-B-Gone
No.753519
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>>753517
Sorry... You wanna go out and eat something?
No.753520
>>753518
>Oh thank god...
>Can we make him not a Berserker?
No.753521
File: 1457293929844.gif (717.57 KB, 500x281, 500:281, tumblr_mmwoemY7Z31s040zyo1….gif)
>>753520
Possibly. I will require one of those "Class Cards".
No.753522
>>753519
No cat girl please.
>she means Tao
No.753523
>>753521
If you mean a report card, I don't think he ever went to school.
No.753525
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>>753521
>You got it!
>Pulls out Saber class card
No.753526
>>753523
They are artifacts containing degraded, altered Servant data, capable of converting a magus into a pseudo-Servant.
It should be possible to then install such data onto an ordinary Heroic Spirit to change their class, within their own qualifications.
>Alcor no he knows
>>753525
This will do. I will return with results.
>voip
No.753527
>>753522
>chuckle
No, cat g-
>>753524
...Really?
No.753529
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>>753526
>???
Well yes, but-
>there he goes
...I don't think he'll take very well to the idea that he piddled on the carpet this morning.
No.753530
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>>753527
Nyahahaha, why the long face, Good Guy?
It's up to Tao to be the eating companion you never wanted, but the one you deserve, meow!
>>753528
You mean peachy keen
No.753531
>>753528
I got this, I got this!
>>753530
>grabs her by the hoodie and pulls her closer
Tao, I promise that if sit this one out I'll buy you a meat bun of the size of Litchi's!
No.753532
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>>753530
Bad.
>>753531
>visibly agitated
>das mai big bro
>fucking cats reeeeeee
No.753533
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>>753531
>cats
>capable of complex thoughts about time
But Good Guuuuuuuuuy, you don't get it!
Tao's just making sure those pesky noodle bandits don't make off with your booty!
>Boobie Lady tho
Nyooooooooo you drive a hard bargain, Good Guy!
>>753532
Purrrrrrrrrr~
No.753534
>>753526
>Finally... No more bonking...
>>753529
>So how did he get small again?
No.753535
>>753534
The theory around my lovely abode is that when he was exposed to a Berserker with a higher rank in Mad Enhancement, it...siphoned some off?
The voivode also isn't the only one with Mad Enhancement that high either, we're lucky he's not a speck.
...Either that or he went through the wash with warm water instead of cold.
No.753536
A talking action figure, a guy in parachute pants and a brown pantsless hobo walk into a swamp.
The joke writes itself.
No.753537
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No.753538
>>753537
I hope the lapdance is complimentary because I'm pretty sure my wallet's in my other pants.
No.753539
>>753538
Nyoho! Tao's never seen a case of cat scratch favor this bad!
>big magnifying glass and pith helmet out
Big Sis must be contagious! Now I'll have to build a quarantine platform with my bare paws!
No.753540
>>753533
Look, just trust "good guy" on this one, okay? I promise that I'll compensante you, alright?
>>753532
>I GOT THIS, I GOT THIS
No.753541
>>753539
So you just happen to dress like a stripper but there's no payout. Yeah that's about par for the course.
>>753540
Your little floating girl just passed out, Sergeant Kabukiman.
No.753542
>>753535
>That sounds silly, but so does everything else around this place
>Oh! And by the way, Big Gil found that Ro... Ruongo... He found your spear.
>>753536
>aaaay
No.753543
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>>753540
Ya really mean you'll get Boobie Lady's meat buns, Good Guy?
>salute
Then this Kaka accepts!
>>753541
Tao will give Butch Lady the esteeeeeeeeemed pleasure to patting her head for food! Ain'tcha just a lucky doll, meow!
No.753544
>>753542
>!!
Rhongomyniad...
>sigh
I take it he's already summoned that one, hasn't he.
I should probably go do something about that.
>tucks mini Gil into his breast pocket
>Arty awaaaaaaay
No.753545
>>753543
That's adorable. Shouldn't kids be in school?
No.753546
>>753545
Tao's no kid, and schools are for nerds!
Tao's a vigilante, she don't follow no herd!
>trying to throw hands with big clunky paws
>bonk
No.753547
>>753543
I didn't say-
>sigh
Whatever. That works too...
>>753541
I noticed...
>picks Lambda up
>Food ho!
No.753548
>>753546
So do I call animal control or a truancy officer?
No.753549
>>753547
Ya hot fuh days, Good Guy!
>>753548
>!
Nyo! Tao's a good girl, she dindu nuffin!
>attempts hiding by burrowing into Aya's lap
>warm
>immediate sleepcat
No.753550
File: 1457298323935.jpg (124.14 KB, 600x755, 120:151, 660916-predator_big_game_2.jpg)
>returning to camp from his hunting trip
No.753552
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>>753551
>I kept running into other Zeldas
No.753553
>>753552
Other...ones?
Well alright at least you tried.
No.753554
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>>753553
>I'm not finished
>just making a pit stop to put up a few trophies
No.753555
>>753554
Right, what trophies did you get?
No.753556
>>753555
>many things were trying to kidnap the other Zeldas
>they never saw me coming
>and one guy melted
>it was strange
No.753557
>>753556
The more this goes on the more bizarre it gets.
No.753558
>>753557
>yes it does seem that way
>has anything happen when I was away?
No.753559
>>753558
I...wasn't paying attention.
No.753560
>>753559
>Jack
>you need to
>what if Zelda had stopped by?
No.753561
File: 1457300163642.jpg (79.09 KB, 838x954, 419:477, raiden_by_muromasiksm-d6rj….jpg)
>>753560
I would've known, I would've known.
No.753564
>>753563
>I wonder if there was a way of summoning her?
No.753565
>>753564
You can try dropping their name but we've already done that a million times.
No.753566
File: 1457301504043.jpg (175.26 KB, 506x821, 506:821, 3933397-predator-invaders_….jpg)
>>753565
>how strange
>still not giving up
No.753567
>>753566
I've waited this long, I can wait a bit longer.
No.753568
File: 1457301929396.jpg (121.93 KB, 360x879, 120:293, 3336598-predator-in-superm….jpg)
>>753567
>you're a good man Jack
>I want to see you happy
No.753569
>>753568
You're not the only one, apparently.
No.753570
>>753569
>that just speaks volumes of your character Jack
No.753571
>>753570
I guess so. A lot of people have been backing me on this, a lot more than I'd ever guess would.
I've been getting talks from everybody, advice from everybody, and help from everybody. Not sure how to feel on that.
No.753572
>>753571
>when there is light in a dark world
>many people will do what they can to keep it going
No.753573
>>753572
I guess you're right, I just never thought I'd be considered 'a light.'
No.753574
>>753573
>no one ever does Jack
No.753575
>>753574
Guess I have the chance to be now, huh?
No.753576
File: 1457303265337.jpg (851.31 KB, 1191x2591, 1191:2591, predator_jungle_by_jamga-d….jpg)
>>753575
>yes
>expect for defeating that cat outside
No.753577
>>753576
Don't talk about that cat in front of me.
No.753578
>>753577
>let it go Jack
>it is just a cat
No.753579
>>753578
That is no ordinary cat.
No.753580
>>753579
>you are over reacting Jack
No.753581
>>753580
I'm reacting normally!
No.753582
File: 1457304064297.gif (811.77 KB, 500x211, 500:211, tumblr_nziw17Try01trwxuqo1….gif)
He should be arriving soon...
No.753583
>>753581
>you're yelling
>>753582
he?
No.753584
>>753583
Which is the normal reaction!
No.753585
File: 1457304273089.jpg (125.48 KB, 645x925, 129:185, 7d4459a5006fddb71a68ec1c69….jpg)
>>753583
The only other bounty hunter with a reputation as feared as mine.
No.753586
File: 1457304438597.jpg (60.34 KB, 500x561, 500:561, tumblr_m9gsmdwEaW1qd07ieo1….jpg)
>>753585
Boba Fett
>>753584
>not all the time Jack
No.753587
>>753586
Ffffine, I'll calm down.
No.753588
File: 1457304555203.jpg (291.5 KB, 850x1130, 85:113, sample-2352321228eb00a292d….jpg)
>>753586
That's the one. Now it's a hunting party.
No.753589
File: 1457304686676.jpg (55.87 KB, 791x1024, 791:1024, 1196589-e53295bc6bc126b7e4….jpg)
>>753587
>good, you don't want Zelda to show up and you're yelling
>>753588
>I heard he was eaten by the Sarlacc
No.753590
File: 1457304737477.jpg (47.91 KB, 440x423, 440:423, It's a fact that sunglasse….jpg)
>>753589
I told you, I'm not yelling.
No.753591
>>753589
He escaped a long time ago. Skywalker has some kind of "plot armor" nonsense around him. Still, 99% mission completion rate's nothing to scoff at.
No.753592
>>753590
>well now you're not
>>753591
>I hate that kind of armor
No.753593
>>753592
Well yeah, I can't strain my voice out. If I do, it starts getting raspy.
No.753594
File: 1457305412529.png (318.78 KB, 466x703, 466:703, 35a986e48a95687bb103aa9d1b….png)
No.753595
File: 1457305457461.jpg (234.1 KB, 512x810, 256:405, samus_desert_nomad_by_lowo….jpg)
>>753592
It's the worst kind. If you need fate itself to protect you because you can't then you're not good enough.
No.753597
>>753595
>then you lack the skills to live
>>753593
>so you stopped to not sound different
No.753598
>>753594
Yeah. I start sounding like I've got something in my throat.
>>753597
Exactly.
Don't want to start sounding like Jack the Ripper.
No.753599
>>753596
>looking outside
Did you really park the Slave I on top of my gunship?
...Eh. At least it's flat.
>>753597
Exactly.
No.753600
File: 1457305806694.jpg (54.42 KB, 364x418, 182:209, 5a615c7cc4795c81712a88a98a….jpg)
>>753598
Honestly I don't mind it, it sounds better than you did in 2005, at least.
Kid, the thing about beating your inner shadow means you don't have to be afraid about sounding like it anymore.
And sometimes you get a cool punch-ghost.
No.753601
>>753597
A Yautja and two galaxy-feared bounty hunters. Almost feels like the Skywalker hunt again.
>>753599
Not much landing space around, Aran.
So what's the prey. Xenomorph?
No.753602
File: 1457306007037.jpg (378.76 KB, 1369x1920, 1369:1920, 2170236-civilized_beasts_0….jpg)
>>753601
>they nest in a cave south of here
>the mostly come out at night to hunt.....mostly
>>753598
>sometimes that's not a bad thing
No.753603
>>753600
But I don't like the raspy voice, it sounds pretty silly.
No offense, Snake.
>>753602
It also hurts my throat too. My poor robot throat.
No.753604
>>753601
"Demons" would be the general term used.
No.753605
>>753603
I bet if we called a girl and each talked to her, she'd like the raspy voice more.
No.753606
File: 1457306286041.jpg (139.47 KB, 500x707, 500:707, tumblr_o0ee2d32hy1sqp37vo4….jpg)
>>753602
I'm doing this pro-bono. Hate the sleek black bastards.
>>753604
Serpents and spooks. Maybe I should charge.
No.753608
Is that fucking Boba Fett?
No.753609
>>753605
That a fact?
I'll have to test this, then.
>>753607
What?
No.753610
File: 1457306468409.jpg (297.11 KB, 850x1125, 34:45, sample-ad955dfe01f0db0ddef….jpg)
>>753606
Not a bad idea.
>>753608
I still can't believe you've heard of Fett and not me. Almost a little jealous.
No.753611
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>>753608
Clearly I'm the ghost of Life Days Past.
>>753610
Now who would the bill go to.
No.753612
File: 1457306560388.png (738.46 KB, 626x1000, 313:500, 1811a3e975c49de0c0cfd9dafe….png)
>>753609
I'll be Boss' last Calorie Mate on it.
>dialing on a satellite phone
>tosses it to him
Ball's in your court, kid.
No.753613
>>753608
>yes
>>753606
>screwed up a job?
>>753609
>your robot throat?
No.753614
File: 1457306730897.png (355.27 KB, 421x548, 421:548, tumblr_mg52dbL8qt1rsr1pzo1….png)
>>753610
>Not lying.
There you are, where the hell have you been?
>uh
You know how people have that strange fascination with grisly deaths?
'Cause I don't think you'll like the reason I know him.
>>753611
And clearly I crashed this party at just the right time.
>>753613
>LC sniffan Pred
Somebody oughtta put a bell on you.
No.753615
>>753612
Wait right now...?
Aaaaalright.
>ahem
>smooooth voice
>>753613
Yes?
No.753616
File: 1457306825080.jpg (18.22 KB, 236x353, 236:353, 63872d468ed257cf0ee58ef245….jpg)
>>753615
>meanwhile
...?
>why did Snake give me this phone
No.753617
>>753611
You got options at least. UAC and Weyland-Yutani would pay the most.
>>753614
Hunting. You remember when I said that thing about the space dragon that ate my parents and cloning?
One made their way here. So I went on a rampage.
>uh
Oh. I get it now.
No.753618
>>753614
>then how would I sneak?
>>753615
>can get sore?
>and before you say anything, the Will just got here with his Laying Cat
No.753619
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>>753615
You don't just the battle, Raiden. The battle chooses you.
So that makes me the battle right now. Huh.
No.753620
File: 1457306945693.jpg (67.12 KB, 550x863, 550:863, 05cb8797d191ed09030fe0f814….jpg)
>>753613
It was just one job.
>>753614
I don't do autographs or talk about the Sarlacc pit.
>>753617
So there's a silver lining after all.
No.753621
>>753616
>cough cough
...
>hangs up
>>753618
It can get sore.
>>753619
I couldn't do it, Snake!
No.753622
>>753617
>thumbs up
>cat trying to lick his finger
Talking to the ca-quit it!
So the fair maiden blew the shit out of the dumbass dragon. What's the skinny now.
>>753618
You wouldn't.
>>753620
And I don't do getting patronized by ghosts. Happens too goddamn much as it is.
>stupid sexy Stalk
So where's the target, boys. I'll go get Jim-Bob to bring the pickup around.
No.753624
>>753622
>that's no way to live
>>753621
>.....you confuse me sometimes Jack
>>753620
>they do that
No.753625
File: 1457307326370.jpg (291.5 KB, 850x1130, 85:113, sample-2352321228eb00a292d….jpg)
>>753620
For you at least. Once I work around this blacklist things'll look better.
>>753622
Still grounded in this galaxy until the Feddies take a hike.
No.753626
>>753623
I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WHO WAS ON THE OTHER LINE, HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO SAY ANYTHING?!
>>753624
I can see why.
No.753627
>>753626
Raiden.
How do you usually answer the phone.
Is it to say hello?
Because that doesn't change.
No.753628
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>>753622
Freelancer, huh. So what can you do. Splitting paychecks with Aran's already something I don't like doing.
>>753624
So xenomorphs and "demons" huh. Just refueled my wrist-flamethrower too.
It better not go too quick.
>>753625
Federation still got a noose around your neck, huh.
Less competition, but then there's no fun in it. I'll see who I can intimidate.
No.753629
>>753624
Yeah well neither's having cereal with no milk.
What the hell gives, all the cartons are empty and they still got mouth prints on them.
>>753625
Maybe I got a solution to that.
It'd mean doing a whole lotta stupid shit in space, know anybody who likes that stuff?
>>753628
I get the job done, same as you.
>Lying
You piece of...I smash heads. Breathe in space. The works.
No.753630
File: 1457307785575.jpg (116.56 KB, 488x750, 244:375, tumblr_nq5q4euAGZ1uygfjro1….jpg)
>>753628
I suppose thank yous are in order.
I'm not giving you my half of the pay. 12%, no haggling.
>>753629
Go on.
No.753631
>>753629
>I don't watch the refrigerator, I do not know who goes into it
>>753628
>bright side, you don't have to "split the paycheck" with me
>I just want to hunt and claim their heads
No.753632
>>753627
I usually use codec, though!
Besides the person on the other line is supposed to say hello, it's simple etiquette!
No.753633
File: 1457308015890.jpg (88.12 KB, 564x928, 141:232, 145c458de9a1f8e8d9b2e38eae….jpg)
>>753629
So you're a Kryptonian but not.
Three hunters and a yautja. This is really beginning to feel like the Skywalker hunt... I see a giant planet-vagina and I'm nuking it from orbit.
>>753630
How much is expansion outside this primitive galaxy worth to you. I'd think 15%.
>>753631
And that's why I like working with your species.
No.753634
>>753630
S'a CIS orbital patrol up there, yeah?
I'm no good at the planning and accountability side'a things, maybe one of you thinking types can get 'em to fuck with each other and stay out of our perfectly combed bald heads.
>>753631
That makes one of us.
There are way too many bodies in there, man.
>>753633
Trust me, I've been looking.
Only thing you can't fuck on Sextillion is the planet itself. Wait'll those assholes get a load of a Sarlacc.
No.753635
>>753632
That doesn't take away your ability to say hello first, kid. Think on your feet!
Who knows what woman might do now you didn't talk to her.
No.753636
>>753635
I'm sure it'll be fine...I'm praying that it'll be fine.
No.753637
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>>753634
>a few of us are going out hunting
>it will clear up soon
>>753633
>if we run into a Sarlacc pit I'll blow it up myself
No.753638
>>753633
>rrrrr
15% is reasonable if it gets these pricks out of my hair.
>>753634
The CIS blockade is one thing, I might've blown up a research station that was actually a front for Metroid cultivation for use as war machines.
It pissed off the people doing it and they have friends in high places. Galactic Federation's tying my hands, calling me a fugitive.
Any sensible person would've done the same.
No.753639
>>753636
>looking at the phone
Uh oh.
No.753640
>>753639
What...what is it?!
No.753641
File: 1457308469087.jpg (79.73 KB, 1093x731, 1093:731, 217_365_on_the_hunt_by_sna….jpg)
>>753634
Now that's what I wanted to hear.
>>753637
A considerate Predator. I can hang.
>>753638
Pleasure doing business, Aran.
No.753642
>>753640
I accidentally made you call someone from my female villains list.
No.753643
>>753642
YOU DID WHAT NOW?!
No.753644
File: 1457308639088.jpg (175.26 KB, 506x821, 506:821, 3933397-predator-invaders_….jpg)
>>753641
>always wanted to say I killed a pit
No.753645
File: 1457308691955.jpg (111.99 KB, 1280x532, 320:133, tumblr_m9k8bwhIbL1qg8i80o2….jpg)
>>753643
>tracing a heart on Raiden's chest with her laser sight
No.753646
>>753637
No, I meant the bodies in the fridge.
>>753638
>shrug
Never claimed to be any two-bit dick like that.
So get somebody to sell it to 'em that they were doing this Metroid shit under their noses.
>>753641
I could said anything.
No.753647
File: 1457308793230.jpg (124.14 KB, 600x755, 120:151, 660916-predator_big_game_2.jpg)
>>753646
>once again I do not watch the actions of the fridge
>they may belong to another here
No.753648
>>753643
It was an honest mistake.
And to be fair it's not like you were making any forward progress anyway.
You know what you gotta do, kid.
No.753649
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>>753645
>crack in her own laser
>:c
No.753650
>>753645
Shit...SHIT
On one hand I can't ditch these clothes, they're too nice and I'm dressed for a reason...on the other hand, I can't get a bullet hole here!
Fuck it.
>
>>753648
Yeah I know what I gotta do...I gotta fight.
No.753651
>>753641
>dammit
Once there's a good amount of xenos around we'll have ourselves a good hunt.
>>753646
I just bribed Fett to do it.
No.753652
>>753650
>wait was that
No. No you don't have to fight.
You don't have to do that at all.
>not leaving it up for debate
Just uh...do some "convincing"
No.753653
>>753649
>this is what you get for nabbing my rifle last time you dork
>>753650
>pfft
>laser sight off
>she's too far away homeboy
>camo index: 100%
No.753654
>>753647
>eating a cheese sandwich
Little late for that.
>>753651
Groovy.
Bugs and demons, huh. Sounds like a shitty pulp novel.
When's the party start.
No.753655
>>753647
I gotta get even with one too.
>>753646
So you're going to punch xenos. Good luck not melting.
>>753651
I'll be in touch. This cantina's nice.
No.753657
File: 1457309161846.jpg (265.21 KB, 639x800, 639:800, Put your clothes back on J….jpg)
>>753652
Snake I just went into the heroic undress and run. You know what that means? You can't just do that and the not do the whole fighting th--
Alright I can't argue with you. I'll do some convincing.
>>753653
...I don't think she'd be able to hear me from here.
No.753658
>>753653
Woooooooooooooooolf!
No.753659
>>753653
>I feel like someone is challenging me.....
>>753655
>have you tried napalming it?
>>753654
>then everything is as it should be
No.753660
File: 1457309257905.png (117.88 KB, 500x453, 500:453, tumblr_nq65swgkZN1ti7ugao1….png)
>>753656
>no buts
>>753657
>guhuhuh
>>753658
>oh goddammit
It was just a prank, stop the sniveling before I step on you.
No.753661
>>753657
I mean last time I just used remote-controlled missiles and uh-
>wait
...Look for the meaning behind the words?
No.753662
>>753660
Ocelot says that all the time but whenever he finished talking with Miller, Miller stomps off to sulk in his room. Pranks can hurt...
No.753663
File: 1457309387290.jpg (190.79 KB, 640x857, 640:857, tumblr_np9rhsuUKM1qe69nqo2….jpg)
>>753655
I've had worse liquids drip on me when I didn't want 'em to.
...There was no way to make that sound good.
>Not lying.
>>753659
You're a weird guy.
No.753665
>>753661
How's that supposed to help here?!
>>753660
>waiting for the shot
>waaaaiting
Nygh where is it?!
No.753666
File: 1457309616111.jpg (107.46 KB, 1024x725, 1024:725, tumblr_nmlwt0dog91snc6v3o3….jpg)
>>753665
Because...uh...
It means not to rush. To take your time with things.
If you go charging in there, you won't get anything done.
>hey that sounded kinda good
No.753667
>>753662
Idiot.
>>753664
>C:
>>753665
>it's not comin' bro
>p r a n k e d
>r
>a
>n
>k
>e
>d
No.753668
>>753654
Within the week.
>>753655
It's pretty good.
>clomps off back to her ship
No.753669
>>753659
I will now.
>>753663
Borderline invulnerable huh.
>>753668
This is looking better already.
No.753670
>>753667
I'm just saying. I bet Raiden is going to go to his room and sulk now.
...he always does that, though.
So I guess no harm was done.
No.753671
File: 1457310140413.jpg (109.21 KB, 698x1024, 349:512, c21d5d6df87f96e2ad7515a3e8….jpg)
>>753667
>I'm telling Boss
No.753672
>>753666
I guess you're right, but Snake! That shot isn't coming! She's playing mindgames now!
Mindgames!
>>753667
>he don't know that
>he thinks he's getting played like a damn fiddle
>while getting played like a fiddle
>doublefiddled
No.753673
File: 1457310230858.png (812.91 KB, 893x420, 893:420, Saga-9-The-Will-and-Slave-….png)
>>753668
I can never read that chick.
>>753669
S'basically I only lose if the other guy's faster than me. Smarter than me. Bigger than me.
But all that aside, I ain't afraid of no bugs.
No.753674
File: 1457310275796.jpg (143.91 KB, 570x858, 95:143, tumblr_nwhg1tTu1p1qdlvzfo1….jpg)
>>753670
I am trying my best to understand why that matters.
>>753671
>you can't tell anyone anything
>:3c
>>753672
>~
No.753675
>>753674
Well I guess not.
>sits down next to her
It sure is cozy up here, huh?
No.753676
>>753672
She'll do that, that nasty evil villain you totally called.
>I gotta stop lying I don't want to be a Huey
OKAY, TIME TO FIGHT MINDGAMES WITH MINDGAMES
Act like you don't care.
No.753677
File: 1457310392875.jpg (62.29 KB, 564x794, 282:397, 889dfa9f6612b5580158de9a9d….jpg)
>>753673
I know a guy, might be up your alley.
No.753678
File: 1457310400327.jpg (152.69 KB, 850x997, 850:997, sample-61ce42152967a760072….jpg)
No.753679
>>753674
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>753676
So I gotta act nonchalant, eh?
I gotcha.
>sits in the recliner
>reclines
Yeeeaaah.
No.753680
>>753677
That a fact.
>cracks his neck
Damn I need to stop sleeping on the floor.
So where's the big bad wolf to get his shit pushed in.
>
I didn't get too far into Terran lit.
No.753681
>>753675
We are miles away from the dome laying in the swamp, Emmerich. I am more surprised you even found me out here.
>>753678
>:33333333
>>753679
>using a laser pointer
>it's not even her rifle
>dot on his forehead
No.753682
>>753679
Yeah that's it, top-down view relax.
It's not like a bullet can even hurt you anywhere but your head, right?
...Maybe you should put the skullcap back on.
No.753683
>>753681
>yeah well
>uh
>I didn't like wearing your clothes anyway
>too restricting
No.753684
>>753680
Back home on Mandalore. Guy calls himself "the Ultimate". Hulking brute.
No.753685
File: 1457310683555.png (119.49 KB, 800x937, 800:937, Yes this appeals to my int….png)
>>753681
Well I...I have my ways.
>shoves the Metal Gear Mk.II aside
No.753686
File: 1457310694855.jpg (25.72 KB, 625x279, 625:279, 2727404-the_will_saga_4_mo….jpg)
No.753687
File: 1457310757827.jpg (88.82 KB, 564x767, 564:767, 4d6c4b9b24bcb98d0047882eb4….jpg)
>>753686
Money always in it. We got a code, can't do it myself.
No.753688
>>753682
Nah that'd show signs of distress, I can't let her win!
>>753681
>notices the dot
>visibly shaken
>but still not moving
No.753689
File: 1457310829640.jpg (163.76 KB, 753x1061, 753:1061, tumblr_n1wmzoOJeU1qg8i80o1….jpg)
>>753683
>slut
>>753685
So I have noticed.
No.753690
File: 1457310882970.jpg (60.43 KB, 1000x603, 1000:603, tumblr_n7ecqvsQjT1r8sddyo1….jpg)
>>753687
What the hell, I wasn't doing anything today anyway.
Lemme just get ready.
>beat passes
All done.
No.753691
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>>753688
>tracing a "~" on his forehead
What a terrible man Snake is, asking me to prank his little disciple.
No.753693
>>753689
...I have no idea what you're talking about.
At all.
No.753694
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>>753690
Great.
>that's one rival dead
>guhuh
No.753695
>>753688
You're better at this than I thought.
>notices the laser
I think...I figured out how to beat it.
>tapes a mirror to his head
>laser reflected back at Wolf
No.753696
>so many soldiers
>is this a militia...?
No.753697
>>753691
>tries reclining further back
>cyborg strength forces him straight through the chair's back cushion
>>753695
Get this mirror off my he--
>>753696
AGH
>falls off of the recliner
No.753698
>>753694
See you up there, I guess.
>hup
No.753700
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>>753693
>this weeb
You have wet yourself.
>>753695
>laser morse code
>g o o d j o b
>>753697
>:3c
No.753701
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>>753698
Think I'll stick around and prep for the bughunt.
>there he goes
Huh. Never worked with someone like that before.
No.753703
>>753697
Raiden?
RAIDEN!?
>>753700
>guh
>d o n ' t m e n t i o n i t
No.753704
>>753700
>GO AWAY
>THIS IS THE WORST TIME
>>753699
Hush, hush I've got it under control!
Yeah. Under control.
>>753703
...I'm fine Snake.
No.753705
File: 1457311527534.jpg (207.28 KB, 512x614, 256:307, ff44613d87fe20299418230c6a….jpg)
>>753697
...not often do I see someone who forgot how to sit.
>>753699
>...me...?
No.753706
>>753704
ANSWER MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
No.753707
>>753704
>she is here!
>do not blow it!
>>753705
>Jack has something to tell you
No.753708
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>>753705
>gets back up
>
Well I've just been wondering something is all...
>>753706
I TOLD YOU I'M FINE, SNAKE.
>>753707
I won't, not this time.
No.753709
...Something about this feels... off.
No.753710
I was hoping you could at least be civil, if you're going to be here as the King of Heroes's...er, opponent.
>You were going to say plaything.
I wasn't going to do anything of the kind.
>I'm you. I'm your shadow.
Gkkkt...
No.753711
>>753708
Don't mess it up.
>thumbs up
>BOX TIME
No.753712
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>>753710
>
>
>
I have several questions.
No.753713
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>>753708
>this your time Jack
No.753714
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>>753707
>...shouldn't you be hunting someone
>>753708
Wondering what?
No.753715
>>753712
>blink
>wut
>wut
>Du Lac the traitor, and with his wits about him this time.
Uh...
No.753716
>>753711
I won't!
>>753713
I know, I know...I've got this.
>>753714
I wanted to ask you if you wanted to maybe go out sometime. Just the two of us. Maybe dinner or a movie or something along those lines...
No.753717
>>753714
>something
>also I hunted an octopus that spits rocks
>>753716
>close enough
No.753718
>>753715
>hair growing back to long
That is Rhongomyniad. Have you split off into two beings, my king?
>eyean tittyturia
...Your chest was never that large.
No.753719
>>753718
Well, it's a long story-
>Shut your mouth, Holy Sword Wielder.You can't even talk plainly to your most beloved knight? Pathetic.
>titties turn to lance
>I look as I am when I fell at Camlann, all multiple cup sizes of myself.
No.753720
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>>753719
>thinking back to Camlann after killing Gawain
It was hard to tell from the bottom of the hill but you looked the same as the traitor Mordred.
>guh
What sorcery is this?
>armor going dark
No.753721
>>753720
I can already tell where this is going.
>munchan apples
>Don't look upon your king with such vitriol, Lancelot. I'm not the one you know but I remember it all as clearly as this dunce does.
>balancing Ron on Arty's head
>I rejected the sword in favor of the holy spear. Power was needed to truly stop the invasions, and power was what I obtained.
>Too bad he didn't figure that out until the hill.
...
No.753722
>>753717
>an octorok, perhap-
>...
>I just realized that was a pun
>simpleton
>>753716
>tomatofaced under the mask
...that sounds like fun, yes...
>speak up dunce
I mean, yes! I would be delighted to.
No.753723
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>>753721
>???
...
>!
Ah... I see. A different time. Fascinating.
...What happened to the Gawain of your Camelot.
No.753724
>>753717
Good enough, right?
>>753722
...really?
Well that sounds great, you ever watch any movies before?
No.753725
File: 1457313304249.jpg (118.8 KB, 824x665, 824:665, 7223529ebbcc2e7b1326fd7ff2….jpg)
>knitting a new cape
>>753723
So it's true, you've regained your sanity.
No.753726
>>753723
I wouldn't get your hopes up if I were you-
>Be. Quiet.
>rrrrrr
>Functionally there are no differences in our histories, we remember because we are I.
Excellently put as always.
>He knows what happens too, but no doubt he'd butcher it. The answer your looking for is yes, Gawain still died by your hand.
No.753727
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>>753724
>yes
>I'm proud of you Jack
>>753722
>I'm just going to leave you two be
No.753728
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>>753725
Voivode. Yes. I do appreciate you... keeping me from making too many mistakes.
>>753726
>satisfied
Good.
No.753729
>>753726
Two of you again, King of Knights?
>>753728
Someone had to.
No.753730
>>753728
I'm glad you didn't want to know if Stonehenge had been turned into a desert and Britain was overrun by intelligent apes, otherwise I couldn't have been sure it was you.
>You're testing my patience, fool. Where is Gilgamesh.
Oh you know. Here and there. Just follow the sounds of the tank.
No.753731
>>753729
I would have sent you a card if I'd known, voivode. Honestly.
No.753732
>>753730
>blink
What.
>>753729
>uh
Right.
No.753733
>>753731
How potentially considerate of you.
>>753732
Monosyllabic responses so soon?
No.753734
>>753732
I'm not thankful that you've been given your mind again, old friend. But I'm a little curious why it took so long.
>You mean you didn't take it upon yourself to heal your friend?
Well he didn't make his intentions that well known...
>>753733
>What is it that you want, voivode.
>wait
>monosyllables...
Well that was awfully fast.
No.753735
>>753724
Some older films, yes. I liked the one titled 'Star Wa-'
>do not tell him you liked Star Wars
>wh-what
>do as Naryu tells you, foolish child, and say-
I liked the one titled 'Rear Window'.
No.753736
>>753733
Nngh. I need time to gather my thoughts.
>>753734
Well, sir, I don't rightly know. Perhaps I didn't have the ability to think as a raging Berserker.
You should ask the pale one.
No.753737
>>753727
Thanks Pred, I'll be seeing you.
>>753735
...what? I don't think I've heard of that one.
But yeah older films, that's right up my alley! How about King Kong...?
No.753738
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>>753737
>her eyes dart to the side, like she's listening to someone talk nearby
...t-t'was beauty that killed the beast?
>sheepish smile
I'd love to see it again...
No.753739
>>753734
You imply you have something I would want, woman.
>Vlad no
I am not here for any of you.
>cape: done
>self-satisfied smile
I'm sure she'll appreciate this one.
>>753736
Still shaking off the madness, mm.
No.753740
>>753738
With me?
Because I've got it.
...along with various sequels and remakes.
No.753741
>>753736
There's really no reason for that. Do you not think I'm happy you're back?
>
Pale...?
>points at lancerturia
>Get your hand out of my face.
>>753739
>Oh? I suppose I should have realized what with your proclivity to put men on poles
Would you please.
No.753742
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>>753739
It's been too long since I was rightfully in control of myself.
>>753741
No, no... red tunic, hair as white as snow.
No.753743
>>753740
>NO NOT THE 2005 REMAKE
>??
Certainly with you. I didn't realize it had been remade.
No.753744
>>753741
Please, the pikes don't discriminate: all are impaled equally.
>bickering: yes
>>753742
If only you could've pushed the madness down of your own will.
No.753745
>>753743
Not the remake, of course. We gotta see the original, it's a masterpiece.
...then King Kong vs Godzilla.
I mean if that's fine with you, your highness.
No.753746
>>753742
...?
>oh
>ohhhhhhh
I had almost thought Alcor rid himself of this plane.
But I can't blame him, strawberry sundaes are something that can't be reproduced.
>>753744
>Somehow I don't doubt that there's dust on your pikes regardless, voivode.
You're certainly trying to get us all killed, aren't you.
No.753747
>>753745
Sarcasm is not a flattering color, Raiden.
>snorts
Lead the way, you are the apparent King Kong enthusiast.
No.753748
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>>753744
>ghhh
I clearly lack such strength. That won't do.
>>753746
>sundaes
>fond memories of Kariya
>...and then Zouken
>scowls
No.753749
>>753747
Why be flattering? I know I wouldn't be anywhere near as flattering as you look.
>Was that too cheesy?
>Might need to tone that done.
And alright, we'll watch the original then. And then King Kong vs Godzilla.
No.753750
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>>753747
>>753749
You're killin' me, smalls.
>shrrrrrrrrrrip
>woopwwoopwoopwoopwoop
No.753751
>>753746
Not as such.
>genocidan with Arty
>guhuhuhuh
All those heathens...
>~
>>753748
Perfect Knight indeed.
No.753752
>>753748
>Instinct: B
Those memories don't have to be the only ones you hold for sundaes.
You and sundaes deserve better.
>>753751
>Oh?
I was hoping you wouldn't bring that up.
No.753753
>>753751
That's what they called me, but it should belong to Galahad.
>>753752
Speaking of, why is my son a woman now?
No.753754
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>>753749
>that was adorable
>fake gagging noises
>grins, ears twitching
It is decided-
>>753750
>I'VE BEEN TAPED
>muffled squawking noise
No.753755
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>>753752
Still ashamed? It was just pest control. Not even worthy of being called conquest.
>arms outstretched
We retook his homeland from the moors.
>>753753
I was under the impression your true name was Galahad.
No.753756
>>753750
Oh hey old Snake what are you doing with that tape-- AUGH
SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE
>>753754
>face to face
>'accidental' smooch
>and muffled yelling at Snake
No.753757
>>753754
>>753756
>oh no!
>if only someone could help them escape
No.753758
>>753753
Are you sure you want to subject yourself to all that nonsense so soon?
>
No, you're giving me that look from Badon Hill.
Do you know of the superhero Firestorm...?
>>753755
>gkkkkkt...
>sparkly lancer dragon eyes
>Did he now...Maybe the sword wasn't such a waste of time after all. Only a few centuries later.
It was still murder.
No.753759
>>753755
It's a long story.
>>753758
Superhero...?
No.753760
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>>753758
Yes, and?
>amused smirk
I never did understand you: the path of kingship is soaked in blood. Why frown and moan about it?
Moors in particular are like cockroaches and rats had an even more invasive child species. We did the world a favor.
>>753759
Fair enough.
No.753761
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>>753756
>what are you doing, get your knife
>...in a minute
>oh you pig
>fine, fine
>pulls a kunai from her pocket and neatly slices the tape, popping off with a gasp
>>753757
>YOU WERE SOMEHOW BEHIND THIS, I KNOW IT
No.753762
>>753761
>no way
>I was off hunting Xenomorphs
No.753763
>>753757
>I'll do it myself
>>753761
>gets out his sword
>
>muffled "TIME TO GET OUT OF THIS!"
>about to sliiiiiiii--
...that works too.
No.753764
>>753763
>you two both have your blades out
>that's a good sign
No.753765
>>753759
He's the combination of two men that in turn makes a greater single man.
...So it's kind of like that but with magic and the girl is possessed by Galahad.
>>753760
>sage dragon nodding
Well for starters I'm not one to act like a jerk without reason.
Secondly, people should have a moral role model to impress themselves upon if they wish. I was happy enough to take up that position.
>lancer tats on Arty's head
>It sounds to me like you're afraid of your own life.
No.753766
>>753765
So you're telling me my son is inside of a girl piloting her from the inside?
>GET IN THE ROBOT GIRL SHINJI GALAHAD
No.753767
>>753762
>LIES AND DECEIT
>I'LL HAVE YOUR HEAD FOR THIS
>>753763
...I think a sword might have been a bit much.
>nervous laughter
No.753768
>>753765
So you're saying you preferred your homeland overrun by foul muslims. I had believed that you were only a cuckold in the past.
They were hailing you as a hero as we killed them you know. "King Arthur's come back to save us".
No.753769
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>>753764
...don't say it like that
>>753767
Don't worry, I'm able to cut with precision.
I guarantee you would not have been harmed.
No.753770
>>753766
...Yes. That's exactly it.
And that means there's no reason to suspect the girl.
At all.
>>753768
That's...!
>Are you saying your loyal descendants and countrymen were wrong to believe in the great King of Knights?
>honhonhon
It's not in my hands anymore!
>breaking point: soon
No.753771
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>>753770
...We need to have a chat about this. I know I wasn't much of a father, but, um...
No.753772
>>753767
HOHOHAHAHAHAHAAA!
>>753769
>spoiled sport
No.753773
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>>753770
Your other self has a point. Are you saying your subjects are wrong, Once and Future King?
No.753774
>>753771
I understand. It's not the most normal of circumstances for most modern ghost parents anyway.
>>753773
>maybe if I put my hood up they'll stop
The legend says I will return when Britain needs me most. I aim to fulfill that obligation, but the requirements-
>Idiocy. Do you think a greater threat than the Saxons can exist if they're not actively attacking on the shores? What about the Nazis? Where were you while London burned?
I...
>sniff
No.753775
>>753774
Answer the question, King of Knights. You owe it not only to yourself but everyone under your banner.
Do you even care about them anymore?
No.753776
>>753775
>tiddy whacking Arty from behind
>Obviously he has no banner left. Who would follow this miserable excuse for a leader?
...
>It's a shame he showed that brief stroke of insight when he did, I could have saved his mind from putting the dogs in their place.
I did the best I could.
No.753777
>>753776
Surely you jest. Best? That was your best? What a breeze your Camelot must have been if that paltry effort is what you call your best.
No.753778
>>753777
>
>oh boy here we go
>...What is this. This has to be some kind of sick joke, surely.
>pimp hand primed
>slap
No.753779
>>753772
I'm just saying, that's...that's an odd way of putting it.
No.753780
>>753778
>nigga you what
Enough of this farce, before I teach you a lesson as I did Astolfo.
No.753781
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>>753779
>that's about normal for me
No.753782
>>753778
>MUST
>GET
>REMAINS
No.753783
>>753780
>aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I'm sorry.
>Enough of this.
>tiddy shoves seiba down on her way to the couch
>which Llamrei is currently eating
No.753784
>>753781
Ohhhh I'm sure it is.
Still though...odd choice of words, man.
No.753785
File: 1457318413839.jpg (118.8 KB, 824x665, 824:665, 7223529ebbcc2e7b1326fd7ff2….jpg)
>>753783
...Did he just turn into a small girl.
>man I just
>I don't even-
I refuse.
>riding a wave of Kazikli Bei spears over to where tiddy is
>plops down
>sweater being knit
No.753786
>>753784
>like the phrase "Trophy Wife"
No.753787
>>753782
>AND IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-HOLY SHIT
>I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'D DO THIS TO ME MAN HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME
No.753788
>>753786
It is an odd phrase. Guess when you're used to it, you don't question it.
No.753789
>>753785
>prodding seiba with Ron
Hmm.
An interesting way to keep yourself busy, voivode.
I would like a sweater.
No.753790
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>>753788
>exactly
>see how to me some phrases are strange
No.753791
>>753790
Yeah I getcha, I getcha.
No.753792
>>753787
>This is gonna be a wonderful week for Big Gil
No.753793
>>753789
It's like impaling, but smaller and you can wear it afterwards.
>glances at the tiddies for a moment
Tamamo asked me for one as well... I will see what I can do with the fabric I have left.
No.753794
>>753791
>we have a lot to learn from each other Jack
No.753795
>>753792
>why
>for what purpose
No.753796
>>753793
And what is this Tamamo to me?
I, who saved Britain moreso than that skinny brat ever could, am to be second place now when it comes to warm sweaters?
My chest will only be clad in the finest material, voivode. I hope you appreciate the fact I came to you first.
No.753797
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>>753794
That we do, Predator.
I think we're gonna have to hold off on that, though.
No.753798
>>753795
>Well there's you
>Then there's the hot you
>Then there are your tears...
No.753799
>>753797
>yes you have a "movie night" and I have a Xenomorph to skin
No.753800
>scribbling
>scribbling
...Mother of god.
No.753801
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>>753798
>o-oh
>I'll just
>fetal position, I guess
No.753802
>>753799
...can't believe it actually worked but it did.
No.753803
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>>753800
>behind him
Whatcha workin' on?
No.753804
>>753796
The princess of Colchis is my assistant, going to her would mean going to me.
Be thankful I even accepted.
>taking another glance
>tiddy measurement in progress
>tiny hand-spears knitting on their own
No.753805
>>753801
Dad you gotta stop doing this every single time someone proves you're kinda dumb.
No.753806
>>753803
>covering the paper
Nobody likes backseat driver.
But I guess since you're here...
>shades gleam
I've done it, Ocelot. A way to make burgers...into chips
No.753807
>>753806
...chip burgers?
You've lost your mind.
No.753808
>>753804
That's something I'll have to see to believe.
>idly itching her chest
Assistant?
No.753809
>>753801
>Don't worry
>Mini Gil will keep you company
>Because those tears just won't stop
No.753810
Alright, who put this shirt on me?
No.753811
File: 1457319633089.jpg (93.96 KB, 850x477, 850:477, sample-ac64a79d69a588aae06….jpg)
>>753805
>;___;
>muffled "sorry"
No.753813
>steps out of portal
Right. The devils going on here?
No.753814
>>753807
The intel team has recovered a stone mask from the asshole of some Aztec dig site.
There's a lot of other mumbo jumbo we're still working on BUT! But, the mask will turn burgers into chips, with no loss of flavor!
>>753810
Lookin' good, Boss!
No.753815
>>753810
Wasn't me, Boss.
>>753814
Can...can we handle such power?
That could prove dangerous!
It could corrupt us! Destroy us!
No.753816
>>753809
>I hate you
>give me more Kleenex
>>753812
They kept yelling at me!
>>753813
>that flag
>that accent
Uh...
No.753817
>>753808
Assistant. Now tell me what your favorite color is.
No.753818
>>753814
This shirt is terrible and I feel terrible
>>753815
You know who did?
No.753819
>>753815
Listen to me, we handled the tortilla chips and all the nukes and Metal Gears just fine. What's the worst that can happen?
>
I even have it with me!
>>753818
Y-You don't mean that, Boss.
You mean moe, and chic.
Whoever did that should get a pat on the beret.
...If they wore a beret.
No.753820
>>753816
Something you'd like to say miss?
No.753821
>>753817
Isn't it obvious?
Black.
No.753822
>>753818
'Fraid not. I'll have to look into it...
>>753819
>squint
Miller, this mask really looks dangerous.
I mean Metal Gears are enough but this is like...magic n' crap. I don't know how magic works and don't have a Magic Department back at base.
No.753823
>>753816
Dad you gotta be a man.
>
That's Captain Britain.
No.753824
>>753816
>There is no need for Kleenex
>Not when my tears absorbing Noble Phantasm is here!
No.753825
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>>753821
I was thinking deep purple.
No.753826
File: 1457320294283.jpg (475.28 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 302533-gta-sa-2015-10-29-1….jpg)
>>753819
>pulls off the shirt
>into the garbage it goes
No.753827
File: 1457320345708.jpg (85.58 KB, 850x555, 170:111, sample-a84328993216445d580….jpg)
>>753820
A man dressed all in a Union Jack.
Who are you?
>>753823
Captain Britain?
But that sounds ridiculous.
>>753824
>damn you mini gil
No.753828
>>753822
Magic? Whaaaaaaat?
It's just a mask that turns burgers into chips.
Also I totally started a Magic Department.
>>753826
Oh.
Uh.
Boss you dropped your shirt.
No.753829
File: 1457320458575.png (322.92 KB, 1024x642, 512:321, Aha aha gimme my hat back.png)
>>753828
...now why on Earth did you do that?
We're wasting funds by doing that!
No.753830
>>753825
If there's a joke I don't wish to understand it.
>Llamrei taking a dump on the carpet
...I will return for my sweater.
>GIDDYAP
No.753831
>>753827
I'm Captain Britain. PROTECTOR of Great Britain, Otherworld and the whole of the Omniverse.
No.753832
>>753828
>the insane crippled human is here
>taxidermy will have to wait
No.753833
File: 1457320586293.png (326.99 KB, 338x750, 169:375, tumblr_mosyrfVaUu1rhurnpo1….png)
>>753827
Told you. Captain Britain.
No.753835
>>753829
But that's just it, I'm not making it compulsory.
I've opened it up as kind of a hobby for the men interested in this kind of stuff and the free time to do it.
You're telling me it's ok to just have a psychic kid run around base and not know what he does? Or the parasites?
>>753834
Here, lemme just-
>picks it up with the cane
>flings it over Venom's face
No.753836
>>753831
Of the whole omniverse?
...That's more verses than I even knew about.
Tell me, Captain. Why do you protect Britain. What do you protect it from.
>>753833
You knew of him?
No.753837
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>>753836
I'm more surprised you didn't.
Also he's not gonna believe who you are.
No.753838
>>753827
>Oh well the hot you left
>I guess that means it will be all on you then
No.753839
File: 1457320961000.png (1.22 MB, 1253x1195, 1253:1195, The Good The Bad and The U….png)
>>753835
Now ain't that just the most darndest I ever did hear.
>is Ocelot sounding more folksier than usual
I mean I guess the psychic kid makes sense but...
Parasites? That's just science, Miller! It's science! Like nanomachines!
No.753840
>>753835
Gee thanks Kaz
>rips it in half
Whoops
No.753841
File: 1457321131750.jpg (126.46 KB, 400x579, 400:579, 203883-164549-captain-brit….jpg)
>>753836
Same reason as most. From there, live there, chosen by Merlyn.
No.753842
>>753840
>thumps the back of Venom's head
Whoops.
No.753843
>>753839
And who do we have working on either of those things?
R&D? They're too busy making munitions and checking that big flying Metal Gear for leaks, and-
>pause
You weren't listening to country earlier, were you.
>>753840
Boss, that was a perfectly good shirt.
No.753844
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>>753837
Most don't.
Especially how I am now.
>eye wipe
You must make it a habit to see me when I'm like this or something.
>>753838
>but that's not fair
>>753841
Merlin is alive!?
But I was told that John Constantine man had his skull!
No.753845
>>753842
....
>>753843
Now it's a perfectly good rag
No.753846
File: 1457321282580.png (186.93 KB, 600x1081, 600:1081, IT WAS ME THE WHOLE TIME.png)
>>753840
And you thought my joke about his mother was uncalled for.
>shakes his head
>>753843
>has a toothpick in his mouth
>spits it out
Now where in tarnation did'ya git that idea?
No.753847
>>753845
But I set up that Rag Department like you said and everything...
>>753846
Ocelot, I'm only warning you once.
You test me and I'll put this mask on for no reason other to scare you!
You and your fear of masks.
No.753848
>>753845
Doesn't feel good, does it Venom. We treat our comrades as we want them to treat us.
No.753849
File: 1457321451382.jpg (90.53 KB, 338x900, 169:450, 116474-97383-captain-brita….jpg)
>>753844
Pretty sure Merlyn long since transcended the physical plane.
Except perhaps when in Otherworld. Not sure. Don't care much for talking to him. Bit of downer. Always dronning on about the glory of Camelot
No.753850
>>753844
>Fine, fine, I'll give you a headsup
>Judging by the earthquakes... he and Enkidu shall be done in about 30 minutes
>Wether you run or you stay it's up to you
No.753851
>>753844
Mom doesn't wanna come here anymore so I'm on "pick dad up when they're a girl" duty.
>spontaneously older
No.753852
>>753846
I don't like being messed with in my sleep.
>>753847
And you did such a good job I wanted to contribute a special rag.
>>753848
I don't like being messed with in my sleep
No.753853
>>753847
Now listen here, Miller. If'n yer thinkin' 'bout puttin' that there mask on, I'll be walkin' out out to the nearest honky tonk n' leavin' it at that, ya hear?
>it's getting worse
>somebody stop him
>>753852
Well I don't like a lot of thing about Miller but it's not okay when I do it.
No.753854
File: 1457321664202.jpg (136.69 KB, 300x512, 75:128, 0fd61f7df325b0e82b33566846….jpg)
>>753849
There wasn't as much glory in Camelot as one might think.
>back to dude mode
Not that he was ever there much, mind you. Master had a tendency to go chasing girls and get himself locked inside magic towers.
>>753850
>[ M E N A C I N G ]
I think we're over worrying about that. Thank you, mini Gil.
>>753851
She doesn't?
No, that's actually for the best.
I'm going to make it up to you, wasting your time like that.
No.753855
>>753852
I don't like my best friend's heart played with.
No.753856
>>753854
By that you don't mean you're gonna hand me a piece of toffee you have in your pocket, right.
No.753857
File: 1457321816680.jpg (15.89 KB, 400x402, 200:201, 325716-94796-captain-brita….jpg)
>>753854
I believe he'd gone quite mad. Spending all that time in a cave with a thorn of madness in his side
No.753858
>>753852
I guess that makes sense.
You really mean it, a special rag?
>>753853
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
THAT'S IT
>puts the mask on
>nothing happens
OOGA BOOGA BOOGA
No.753859
>>753853
It's just a shirt Ocelot.
>>753855
He gave me the shirt. It was mine to do with as I pleased
No.753860
>>753855
>best friend's heart played with.
>best friend's heart
>best friend
>
>>753858
>
YOU GET THAT THING OFFA YOUR FACE THIS INSTANT!
>>753859
Yeah you say that now...
No.753861
>>753854
>Ah gee darnit
>Oh well, still got the tears
>hops into Gatto
>Mini Gil awaaaay~
No.753862
>>753859
You won't mind us not having a kaiju night for three months then, the movies belong to me after all.
>>753858
What an odd mask.
No.753863
File: 1457322046998.jpg (264.86 KB, 700x594, 350:297, 181640a8f76cd15a27530ad071….jpg)
>>753856
...
Well you can't blame me for trying.
>digging in his pocket
>!
You're in luck, it's a Starburst!
>>753857
Thorn of madness?
What has that man gotten up to since Camlann...
Is there another name I can call you?
>>753861
>:c
No.753864
>>753860
I get the feeling... that you're jealous.
I'm the Boss, I can have as many best friends as I want. Super best friends even.
No.753865
>>753860
No! You made me do this, Ocelot! Don't act like you didn't!
But wait, what if the mask turns me in to a burger?
How will I make burgers if I'm a cannibal!?
>>753862
Boss! Am I a burger!
No.753866
File: 1457322153884.jpg (475.28 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 302533-gta-sa-2015-10-29-1….jpg)
>>753860
I suppose you're right. Kaz is the best friend I got
>>753862
If you want to be that guy them fine
No.753867
>>753863
So as it turns out mom showed me I can use Avalon to protect myself from just about everything.
No.753868
>>753864
Oh hahaha, that's fine.
I just thought I was replaced or something.
Like that you liked Miller better.
When that's simply just not true.
>>753865
Exactly! You don't want to be a burger, Kaz. So take the mask off.
>>753866
Are you really going there, Boss?
No.753869
>>753865
Kaz! You're... not a burger.
>>753866
I'm a little upset at you randomly punching the men too. Consider this punishment.
>>753868
Of course not. I don't replace anyone. Unless you have higher parameters. Then yes.
No.753870
>>753867
>?
You didn't know?
>Arty that's your job
>BAD DAD
Though yes, she's correct as usual. My scabbard provides us with immortality and a defense even greater than that of Ascalon.
Even if it's not as strong as my own connection, you won't ever have to give it back.
No.753871
File: 1457322526244.jpg (481.07 KB, 1000x1167, 1000:1167, 53113058_p3_master1200.jpg)
>>753868
Okay okay, you win this once.
>mask off
It smelled like dead Aztec anyway. I wonder what it's really for.
>>753869
Boss you know I would tell you if you were a burger that's why I'm asking twice.
>patting his face
I don't feel like delicious sesame seed buns...
>turns around
Except these babies.
>OHHHHHHHHHHH
No.753872
>>753870
>suddenly surrounded by bitches
Also this happens sometimes.
No.753873
>>753868
What?
>>753869
Those are bro punches. Between Bros.
No.753874
>>753872
That's my boy.
>gleam~
>tumbleweed blows past
It's just as well, I'd get in even more trouble if anything actually happened.
>h-haha
They all look a little...familial, don't you think?
No.753876
>>753869
Well good, I wouldn't want to be replaced.
We've just been best friends for so long...
>>753871
Good man, Kaz.
And I don't know, probably death rituals. Those Aztecs were assholes.
>>753873
I can't believe you'd say he was you best friend in front of me, your other best friend.
No.753877
>>753873
So you won't mind if I bro punch you in the face too.
>>753871
That's my Kaz.
>>753876
I'm never going to give you up, Ocelot. You and I... sons of The Boss. We're like... brrrrothers.
No.753878
>>753874
>away they go
Familial?
No.753879
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>>753876
...oh....right.... Well....I mean, I suppose Boss can't really be my second best friend.... Since what we share transcends friendship....
>>753877
But the face is our money maker. That and our slammin' booty
No.753880
>>753875
Pendragon. Arthur.
>>753878
>rubbing his eyes
...Too many blonde Saberfaces.
>uh
Milkshakes?
No.753881
>>753876
Yeah sure whatever but did you hear that?
I'm both the Bosses's best friend.
>>753877
B...brothers?
No.753882
>>753877
Yes, sons of the Boss...
We really are like brothers. It's almost poetic how you are the father of Solid Snake and how I hypnotized myself to be Liquid...
Again, like brothers you and I.
>>753879
BOOOOOOOOOSS
>>753881
Yeah but Boss and I are like brothers.
I guess you need something.
No.753883
>>753879
It's not just the face or the booty... it's the smile and commanding presence.
But no really if you're going to punch them in the face at least don't use your bionic arm to do it, we don't need more concussions before missions.
>>753881
Kind of like Gene but not as weird.
>>753882
I still don't get why you did the whole Liquid thing but everything worked out in the end.
No.753884
>>753880
Milkshakes would be great.
No.753885
>>753882
What...I, I lost?
No, I can't lose! I'm Kazuhira Miller!
I'm gonna put the MASK BACK ON
>slams his hand on the table
>hits a convenient upturned nail
OW
>blood gets on the mask
>spikes jut out of the mask into Kaz's skull
>falls over
>>753883
>dead(?)
No.753886
>>753883
It was to fool the Patriots, simple as that.
>>753885
Hey quit kiddin' around!
Kaz...?
KAAAAAAZ!
No.753887
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>>753884
And we'll claim it for Britain along the way.
>where did that flag come from
Mm, maybe not. I must just be getting ahead of myself...
>stupid Vlad
>stupid big tit version of me
Let us away!
>hops on the flag like a broom
>Riding: A
>zooooom
No.753888
>>753885
>
>
>
>give it a minute
>now loading: denial
He'll be fine.
>>753886
Works for me.
>
He'll. Be. Fine.
No.753889
File: 1457323695472.jpg (475.28 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 302533-gta-sa-2015-10-29-1….jpg)
>>753881
Kaz. I'm sorry I ripped the shirt
>>753882
What?
>>753883
Fine
No.753890
File: 1457323793940.jpg (61.53 KB, 593x613, 593:613, Ocelot is completely and t….jpg)
>>753888
Yeah...yeah of course he will be.
He's always fine.
>>753889
I thought I was you best friend!
What about the time I told you to get down...whether it be because of the enemy sniper or the enemy gunship...
No.753891
>>753886
>stands back up
>mask falls off
Wow, did that hurt.
But now I don't feel it at all anymore!
I'm just kinda thirsty.
>>753888
Boss?
>>753889
Oh, that's ok, Boss.
I know you just do things differently-is that an open wound on your neck?
No.753892
>>753889
Good. Last time we had an internal incident was in '74 when Kaz hospitalized someone for discovering him sleeping with their lover.
We don't need another sauna mishap.
>>753890
See? Fine.
>>753891
If you ever do that again I'm going to hang you off of our flagpole by your cat underwear.
No.753893
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>>753890
You're uh...my best mustached friend
>>753891
Maybe?
>>753892
That sauna was nothing but trouble
No.753894
>>753891
Hey Kaz, you sure are looking at other Boss' neck a lot...kinda like...kinda like...
>Like Vamp...
>
>OH NO.
>>753892
Boss can we talk for a moment in private?
>>753893
You hurt my feeling, Boss.
Really.
No.753895
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>>753892
Boss, I thought you wouldn't tell anyone about the cats! Or the thing from MSF!
We even got friendship rings and everything.
>ring clicks up
>We're best friends forever, best friends forever, ding!
>>753893
Can I see it. I really think I should see it.
>>753894
Kinda like what, Ocelot?
A vampire? Don't be stupid. Vampires aren't real.
No.753896
>>753893
It was okay for a while.
>>753894
Sure.
>>753895
It's okay, all I have to do is reveal that I don't wear underwear.
Now we're square.
No.753897
>>753894
I'm sorry?
>>753895
No touching
>>753896
But then tips started touching and everything went to hell
No.753898
>>753895
Ohhhhh that's what you think...but I've worked with one!
>>753896
>drags him over to another corner
Does Miller seem strange ever since he got that mask off or is it just me?
>>753897
You should be. Come on.
No.753899
>>753896
You go around with no pants all the time! You were Naked Snake for crying out loud!
It's gotta be a real secret, Boss. Like Truth or Dare, or National Treasure.
>>753897
Are you sure?
Like really sure.
>>753898
Isn't it like you said, Ocelot. It's all just science-
>oh there he goes
Rude.
No.753900
>>753897
Everyone was hooking up with everyone. That's when it started to go wrong.
>>753898
Yes. Yes he has... he's staring at necks like Vamp does...
>!!!!!
YOU DON'T THINK HE'S A-
>Ocelot he's yelling do something
>>753899
Darn... I don't think I actually have any secrets.
No.753901
What the hell is this thing.
>ssssss
Hissing little girl...
No.753902
File: 1457325092826.png (186.93 KB, 600x1081, 600:1081, IT WAS ME THE WHOLE TIME.png)
>>753899
>looks back at him nervously
>>753900
BOSS! BOSS! CALM DOWN!
Let's not jump to conclusions here. There's a simple solution for all for all of this.
...do you have a mirror?
No.753903
>>753900
That decides it. I'm organizing a truth or dare night for the whole base. Pajamas are mandatory.
>...
Boss if I smell can you just tell me.
This is really weird.
>>753902
Do I have something on my face?
>are those
>fang?
I'm just gonna...go do things in the night now.
>walks out
No.753904
>>753898
Let's move on
>>753899
Positive
>>753900
Yeah
No.753905
>>753902
Of course I do!
>>753903
THAT WAS A FANG OCELOT HE'S A VAMPIRE KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT
>>753904
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
No.753906
>>753903
OHHHHH MY GOOOOOOOD!
THOSE WERE FANGS!
>>753904
Ffffffine.
>you can feel the jelly
So how are you?
>>753905
>grips him by the shoulder
Remain calm, Boss!
Even if he's a horrendous beast of the night, he's still our friend.
There must be a cure.
No.753907
No.753908
No.753909
No.753910
>>753905
Wait...is Kaz a vampire?
>>753906
Fine
No.753911
>>753910
We have to do something!
>>753906
But what?
No.753912
>>753910
I was too until you hurt my feelings like you did.
>>753911
I don't know, I just know that vampires don't drag in happy memories for anybody back on base.
In fact most memories are traumatic.
We'll find a way though, Boss! Probably through...nanomachines.
Perhaps nanomachines the inhibit his lust for blood!
No.753913
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>>753911
Kill him or change him back?
>>753912
Ugh
No.753914
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>>753912
Of course... get everyone in R&D on it. Right now.
>>753913
Change him back. If we can't, then we'll... kill him.
No.753915
>>753913
I hope you realize I'm never going to forget this.
>>753914
Can do, Boss! The R&D department will work day and night until we get those nanomachines fresh and ready!
No.753916
>>753914
>sigh
Ill go steal unholy scriptures to study for cures.
>>753915
Hmm well you see....
>Fulton's away
No.753917
File: 1457327516383.jpg (86.01 KB, 550x755, 110:151, 058b244ebbec5bd572d98fe652….jpg)
>These numbers, Kapitan. What do they mean?
We're looking at the potential end of 40 plus years of detente, Boris. Of course our dear motherland won't be the first to pursue this new line of thinking, we're not idiots.
That being said, comrade Putin is taking a gigantic risk here, especially since it seems like Trump will be the emperor after all.
>So what do we do?
We consolidate our advantages, and we go to work. Same as it ever was.
>Da, Kapitan. By the way, are you wearing a...?
Cheongsam. Problem?
>...No, Kapitan.
No.753918
>>753917
>playing vidya under the couch
>pops up
...?
No.753919
>>753917
No problem at all.
>nosebleed
No.753920
>>753918
>have a nice pantsu shot, mini
Wonderful, that didn't take long at all.
Boris?
>Da, Kapitan.
>Boris drops a large cardboard box on the ground
>Bala steps into it
>pops out in the pantsuit a second later
This one isn't even washed...
So, which one are you.
>>753919
Is it really so much to ask to just try something new for a change and have it not utterly mess up my day.
>guh
It made for decent breadstick protection while it lasted.
No.753921
>>753920
Huh?
Oh, hold on a sec.
Just a few more badges, you guys.
>[ALEX saved the game]
Alexander. But everybody else says I should say I'm Rider. You sound kinda mad.
No.753923
>>753920
I was just agreeing with Boris, don't shoot me down so quickly.
>>753922
>:3
>rubs his nose
Criticising a friend's fashion sense isn't wrong is it?
No.753924
File: 1457328214173.jpg (234.37 KB, 1280x854, 640:427, tumblr_migf49jSC01rf19b8o1….jpg)
>>753921
>that little shit he's farther than me
It's a common problem.
>pfft
Aren't you a little short to be the Great.
>>753922
I wouldn't pay him too much mind.
Dogs will be dogs and all that.
>>753923
Oh? Because it looks to me like I did you a favor in the nick of time.
>nods to Kitana
>smuggin
No.753925
>>753923
I suppose not, but you sure were doing more than criticizing.
>>753924
Trust me, I'm sure tonight I won't be paying him too much mind at all.
No.753926
>>753924
I don't have to be!
But I don't really feel like it right now.
>:3c
You mentioned detente. That's the deterrence program with the nukes, right?
No.753927
>>753924
You're no help at all.
>>753925
Ah, but variety is the spice of life or something like that! Only by comparing what lies around me can I truly appreciate what I have.
No.753928
File: 1457328670135.png (340.65 KB, 650x584, 325:292, tumblr_nxv3cw2nGT1qblq2no1….png)
>>753925
I'd mind it a little if I didn't get to watch what happened after anyway.
>appraising
I know that new blonde woman has already been asking all of you types already, but you're not actually a stripper, right.
>>753926
>fucking
Not exactly. But they're closely related.
I'm a little impressed. You're the only weirdo so far that's done his homework.
>>753927
Exactly.
>eyebrow raised
Comparison, huh. So what kind of conclusion have you reached, Lancer.
No.753929
zzzzzzzz
zzzzzzzz
>*This skeleton keeps saying "z" out loud repeatedly, pretending to be asleep.
No.753930
>>753927
You're right, how could I be so silly?
>back to the baggy Jingu outfit
Wouldn't want to distract you from making comparisons after all.
>>753928
I get that a lot, but no.
This is regular fashion where I come from.
No.753931
>>753928
Well duh, somebody might come up with a new weapon or plan and I might not know about it!
It's great, right? It's been 2300 years and I'm still learning new stuff!
But what were you talking about, huh?
>>753929
...?
That thing...isn't really asleep
No.753932
>>753928
That you already have a coffin and tombstone prepared for me.
>>753929
>help me skelebro
>>753930
Let's not jump to conclusions here, Kitten.
No.753933
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>>753930
You'll understand if I assumed him to chase whoever was showing the most skin.
Otherwise it just looks like pneumonia waiting to happen.
>>753931
It's a complicated political-...oh whatever, you wrote the book on this kind of shit anyway. If you're telling the truth.
Nukes are hard to get rid of. There might be a way to get rid of them very easily very soon. That's about the shape of it.
>>753932
I won't dishonor your quest or whatever by castrating you before I heard the final numbers, what do you take me for.
Besides, I'm curious.
No.753934
>>753931
>*The skeleton opens it's eyes, and let's out a fake yawn.
...huh, wha?
oh, sorry, must have totally dozed off there.
>wink
who are you?
>>753932
me? alright, sure. whatcha need kid?
No.753935
>>753933
>nodnod
I get it. But aren't you forgetting something?
>>753934
A skeleton that winks! But that doesn't make any sense!
I'm Alexander, you look like a dead guy so maybe you haven't heard of me.
I conquered the whole world one time!
No.753936
>>753932
Well it could be worse, after all.
Besides, you wanted something to look so here you go!
>stretching
>but you can't see much in those baggy clothes
>>753933
Well he does more than chase me but yes, that's what he does.
And I have a strong immune system so the odds of that are highly unlikely.
No.753937
>>753935
the whole world, huh?
I guess I missed the memo.
anyways, nice to meetcha, I'm sans. I'm a skeleton, but I guess you already knew that.
No.753938
>>753933
About?
>>753934
Kid? Who're you calling kid, boney?
>>753936
There's really no need to be jealous of ol' breadsticks over there.
No.753939
>>753935
>oh
>ohhhhhhhh
You mean Outer Heaven, right.
I'll figure something out. Always do.
>>753935
A strong immune system is the least weird thing I've happened across. What a sight for sore eyes.
More than chase, huh.
>>753938
You're asking for a dog treat to the snout.
>ol' breadsticks
Ol' breadsticks?
No.753940
>>753938
it's just what I call people, don't mind it too much.
what's it you need, anyways?
No.753941
>>753938
>stops
Jealous?
What makes you think I'm jealous?
Jealousy is beneath me, I'll have you know.
>>753939
Yes it's a bit...personal.
And I have a strong immune system because I'm from another dimension so it's more weird than you think.
No.753942
>>753937
Well yeah, nothing else is made of bones like you and even though you got eyes and a mouth that moves and clothes and stuff you're still a skeleton.
How come you talk when you don't got lungs?
>>753939
You'd think you'd look happier if you always have a plan.
No.753943
>>753939
>:3
>pulls out a bucket labelled "Dog Treats"
I need a refill.
>>753940
Help me, little skeleton, how do you deal with upset women.
>>753941
So's that potato sack you call an outfit.
No.753944
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>>753941
Yeah well, easy come easy go.
>who's jealous of who here now
Jeez.
So, another dimension. You drive a giant robot like the other guy or what.
>>753942
Why don't you mind your own business.
>>753943
>holds a finger up
>Cu nailed in the head with a biscuit from the window
That came from an SVD modded to shoot biscuits.
I spent money on that, you know.
No.753945
>>753943
haha shit gottan run sorry lads
No.753946
>>753943
This outfit is traditional, I'll have you know.
You're just mad you can't see much of anything besides my eyes.
>>753944
Nope.
It's much like this realm except with more emphasis on magic.
No.753947
>>753941
y'know that's exactly what a jealous person would say.
>>753942
magic.
and a SOUL, that works too.
>>753943
rule number one: listen to 'em.
rule number two: there isn't one, I'm not a dating guru.
all I can reall say is; ==your future experiences are probably going to be very unpleasant.==
No.753948
>>753944
You don't like not feeling in charge, right?
Even though Lancer's your friend, you're still just a person and it's hard.
That's so cool!
>>753947
I'm magic too!
Kinda. And I have skin.
No.753949
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>>753946
Of course it is.
Lemme guess, it looks like medieval earth too.
>>753948
Outside perspectives are nice, but they can't offer much in the way of empathy.
But since I'm already fighting the desire to shove you in my chest, why don't you tell me how that's cool.
No.753950
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>>753947
And that's what a person who thinks they know what I'm feeling but don't say.
>>753949
...Feudal Japan from what I hear, but that's close.
No.753951
>>753948
good for you.
so, how'd you become the "ruler of the world", anyways?
>>753950
not saying you are, but you do sound like it.
but enough about you, what's this about another realm?
No.753952
>>753949
You're the underdog!
You can see all the stuff going on from outside, it's like playing a bunch of demo games all the time!
>>753951
Whaddya mean? I conquered it.
No.753953
>>753950
Not trying to take it out on you, but would it kill any of you magic guys to come from a place that's even the least bit creative.
I know we're probably not the template, but it gets a little monotonous.
>>753952
>blink
You're serious.
No.753954
No.753955
>>753951
Well what I sound like can be deceiving.
And yes, another realm. I come from Edenia! A once beautiful realm that is now wartorn...
>>753953
>shrug
I guess it just happens, what can I say?
No.753956
>>753952
well then you must be really strong, huh?
>sudden eye glow
any reason you aren't still the ruler now?
No.753957
>>753955
war, huh?
what is it good for?
absolutely nothing.
...ahem, anyways, that sounds pretty bad, I can understand why anyone wouldn't wanna stay there for much longer.
No.753958
>>753953
Why wouldn't I be?
I know it sounds kinda dumb for a strong person to complain about being strong. But you have nowhere to go but up.
>>753956
Well I think so, anyway.
And I died! It was about 2000 years ago or something.
No.753959
>>753955
You wouldn't happen to know a guy with a laser eye, would you.
Australian, exceedingly an asshole.
>>753958
Would it help if I just agreed to get you to shut up?
No.753960
>>753957
Oh I wasn't forced out by any means. Until recently it didn't even exist for a long time.
>>753959
Ohhh I know who you're talking about.
Kano, right?
I hate that guy.
No.753961
>>753958
2000 years ago?
either this is some time-travel shenanigans or you found the fountain of youth.
>>753960
well I hope it ends soon, one way or another.
there used to be a war between humans and monsters, but that didn't turn out so well, for the monsters, anyways.
No.753962
>>753959
>
>>753961
Eh, I don't really get it either. But I'm a Servant, which is pretty much a ghost.
I know a guy who tried looking for the fountain of youth though!
No.753963
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>>753960
I had some dealings with the Black Dragon in the early days.
Then they sort of went off the deep end believing their voodoo machine crap, and haven't heard from them since.
>>753962
>guh
No.753964
>>753961
The war is mostly over, but there's not much worth going back for.
>>753963
That must've been when they traveled to Outworld to work for my...step-father.
Most of them are probably dead or purely incompetent but I know Kano is still slumming around, I've seen him.
No.753965
>>753962
Then I guess I gotta ask; you weren't around to see the "war on monsters", were you?
>>753964
well, I'm sorry for your loss.
just be glad that there's always a brighter future, I guess.
No.753966
>>753964
If you do see him again, would you mind cutting off his testicles for me?
I'd do it myself but I don't want to catch whatever he's got.
No.753967
>>753965
Monsters?
No, but I met the minotaur one time. He's a real nice guy.
I fought the Persians, but they weren't monsters.
No.753968
>>753965
Yes Earthrealm is a pleasant place, even if a bit messy sometimes.
>>753966
Trust me, I'd be absolutely delighted in doing it.
Bastard's had it a long time coming.
No.753969
>>753967
huh, guess they must have happened even before you were born.
strange...
>>753968
yep, the surface is great.
wouldn't recommend the underground though, it's dark, wet, and I swear it has a faint scent of mildew.
No.753970
>>753968
Mm.
I'm curious then, princess, what exactly you're doing here.
There are much easier places to hide in exile than the swamp, you know.
No.753971
>>753969
Eh? But nobody else came before me except Goldie and that Assassin lady.
Wait, you mean there's a whole other world underground!?
No.753972
>>753969
Just me, I wasn't planning on going down there anytime soon.
>>753970
My best friend dragged me here and...well I guess it's better than wandering alone.
Also the place where I live is very close by so it's nice to get out and meet people here sometimes.
No.753973
>>753972
Uh huh.
>doodling
>drawing a circle around the word "crazy"
So you and Lancer, how long's that been going on.
Even I don't know where we stand at this point, but he does work for me so I might as well be a little interested.
>she's a lot interested.
No.753974
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>stumbles in
>reeking of wine and adventure
No.753975
>>753971
yep, but like I said to the lady, you wouldn't like it.
us monsters sure didn't...
only way we were able to get out was because of a nice little kid.
>>753972
well that's good to hear.
No.753976
>>753974
whoa, who's this guy?
No.753977
>>753974
Wahaha! Somebody really knows how to party!
>>753975
You mean one kid saved a whole country?
That sounds dumb, I'm gonna conquer it.
No.753978
>>753973
A couple weeks now, actually.
I don't know why I'm attracted to that man but it happened somehow.
>>753974
>sniff
Ahhh now that's a smell I recognize.
>>753975
Yes, above ground is where I think I'll be staying for now.
No.753979
>>753977
>eyes get dark
I'd really prefer it if you didn't.
No.753980
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>>753976
Recognize you not the lion of Olympus?
>>753977
Taught by Dionysus himself.
>>753978
>eyes go up
>eyes go down
and a vision I recognize.
No.753981
>>753978
Stupid things that can't be explained are the norm in this place.
Hope for your sake this one thing is slightly less stupid.
No.753982
>wakes up suddenly from his dog biscuit induced coma
My fuckin' head- Who the hell took my clothes?!
No.753983
>>753979
Nah, but thanks though!
>?
You got something in your eyes?
>>753980
Dionysus...The lion of Olympus?
Hercules! Great grandpa!
No.753984
>>753980
can't say that I have.
>>753983
trust me, you really don't.
'cause if you do...
you're gonna have a bad time.
No.753985
>>753980
What's that supposed to mean?
>>753981
Oh yes, I'm sure it can't be that--
>>753982
>staring
>face completely red
>pulls up her mask
...
No.753986
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>>753982
Huh.
Guess the rifle needs some tweaking.
>looks out the window to Boris
>circle and thumb
>>753985
I think I'll leave this one up to you.
No.753987
>>753984
>???
You wanna fight me?
Why?
It's not like anyone even lives there anymore, that's what you said.
No.753988
>>753985
>...
>~
Your eye sockets are looking a little red.
>>753986
What, was it supposed to knock my clothes off too? Jeez, Bala.
No.753989
>>753986
I didn't think it'd get any stupider.
But then it did. Somehow.
>>753988
>pulls the hood over her face
I have no idea what you're talking about.
No.753990
>>753988
It made you stop talking for twenty minutes.
As far as I'm concerned, that's a successful testing.
>hmm
Wonder if I can patent that.
Eh, probably not too keen on mob bosses down at the patent office.
>>753989
It's the happiest place on earth.
>hands a bag of dog biscuits
Might need these.
No.753992
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>>753983
Uh....YOU! CHILD OF MY CHILD!
Maybe keep the Grandpa thing to yourself.
>>753985
It means that I am very appreciative of your asthetic beauty.
No.753993
>>753989
Oh man, you're missing out on the gun show.
>[flexes externally]
>>753990
Look, if you wanted me to strip, you just had to say so.
No.753994
>>753987
oh, yeah, well...
damn, I guess you're right....
ok, fine, you can have the underground... I guess...
just, if you find anyone still there, don't kill then, alright? just politely tell them to leave.
cause if I find you you killed some one...
you'd be dead where you stand
or, where you will stand.
whatever.
No.753996
>>753990
I'm just have the time of my life here.
>>753992
Really?
Well that's very nice of you to say, appreciating it even when all wrapped up.
>would be looking at Lancer
>but has the hood over her head
>>753993
I don't need to see anything.
If you need me, I'll be in the kitchen
>bumps into him by accident
Oh excuse me, sir.
>lifts the hood up
ACK!
>puts it back down
No.753997
>>753992
Actually it's a lot more greats than just one. Like fifty or something.
And Zeus was my dad too, so that makes us like brothers or something!
>>753994
But I'm already dead!
Jeez, you're kind of a downer, huh.
No.753998
>>753993
Sorry, I'm allergic to blue-haired twits.
And I know you're the one that's been teaching Fabiola photography. I hope you don't have any ulterior motives, Lancer.
>>753996
...That's actually kind of adorably pathetic.
No.753999
>>753995
You can't stop this wild ride.
>>753996
>gleam
Sorry, was I sparkling too much? I gotta thank Saber for this.
>>753998
What's wrong with teaching a young one the ability to capture and store the finest moments in life?
>flex
No.754000
>>753997
well you'd be, um... more dead?
whatever., bye.
No.754001
>>753999
seriously though, but a shirt on. you're scaring the audience.
No.754002
>>753998
Pathetic?!
What are you implying by that, huh?
>>753999
I can see your gleaming from inside the hood! You better knock it off!
No.754003
>>753996
The only one that could rival such a look is that blue haired number.
>>753997
>squints
>trying to do the math in head
>wheels turning slowly
Somebody needs to create a chart of all this
No.754004
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>>753999
Because then she might actually capture the finest moments in life.
>
Whatever you call fine.
>uh
Whatever.
>>754002
There's no need to get so snappy. It's cute either way.
God what is wrong with me.
No.754005
>>754000
Oh!
Bye skeleton guy!
>>754003
Eh, that sounds like a lot of work. I'll just call you old man.
>nodnod
But this is so cool! I've been to your shrines before!
No.754006
No.754007
>>754001
I'll attract a whole new bunch of audience.
>>754002
Or what? You're merely experiencing the fantastic luminescence of Ireland's Child of Light.
>>754004
Don't you wish she was here to capture this ideal moment of perfection?
No.754008
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>>754003
You mean the naked one?
>>754004
I'm not cute, I'm dignified.
>>754007
>removes the hood
Have you no shame?
No.754009
>>754007
That sounds like "please smack me upside the head with a street sign" talk.
And those better not be my tags you're slobbering over, for your sake.
>>754008
Oh sweetheart you're just proving me right,
No.754010
>>754004
you think you have it bad?
>pic
>>754007
we REALLY don't need that.
No.754011
>>754005
And were you sure to leave an offering?
>>754008
Naked as the day he was born.
No.754012
>>754008
Do you really want me to answer that?
>>754009
For the sake of a good shot, a good frame, the perfect moment, sacrifices must be made.
>>754010
I think we really do. I know I could rise on the popularity charts a little more.
No.754013
>>754009
...I hate it when that happens.
Try to prove my point but I only prove the other person's.
>>754011
What a coincidence, that doofus is my boyfriend.
>>754012
...on second thought don't.
As long as we're getting undressed here.
>back to normal
No.754014
>>754011
Oh, sure! I killed a goat every time we came to a new city, and every time we had athletic games.
...I sure had a lot of athletic games, huh.
Are you here to go on another quest?
No.754015
>>754010
A skeleton propelled around by magic or whatever nonsensical bullshit you people come up with to justify how you do things.
Frankly I don't care either, sorry to cut the pity party short.
>>754012
Oh I'll give you a good shot alright.
>>754013
That's how it works, yes.
>uh
This place didn't turn into a burlesque club while I was out, did it.
Oh well, let's see your little turn.
No.754016
>>754012
you're starting to remind me of mettaton.
....that's not a good thing.
>>754013
this isn't a beach you know.
just saying.
>>754015
nice to know you have a good outlook on life.
No.754017
>>754013
Almost there, but not quite~
>>754015
Don't worry, I'm ready.
>spins
>buttflex
>>754016
Look, any guy who can look as good as I do naked deserves a bit of the spotlight.
No.754018
>>754015
If you say so.
>
>>754016
Does it look like I care?
This is how I always dress.
>>754017
No.
No. I'm not taking everything off.
No.754019
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>>754013
Well, there goes my evening plans.
>>754014
I would have preferred Beer or scratch off lottery tickets, but I suppose a dead goat is traditional.
And I am the Mighty Hercules. I am always on a quest.
No.754020
>>754016
I get enough of the "you're not special" talks from people that are actually special or whatever.
I'm not sure what it is you want from me, but I don't negotiate with terrorists.
>>754017
>grumbling
>tapping at her phone
Stupid thing won't take multiple votes.
>[we're sorry, but you've already voted in the unofficial Mister Legion contest. Please try again next year]
>>754018
>hair blown in her face
>why can't I do that
Why can't I do that
>I mean
No point in a swimsuit or a nightwear section since you're already wearing bits and pieces of both, so...
No.754021
>>754019
Lottery...you mean Powerball?
>holds up a winning ticket
The guy on the phone wouldn't stop yelling, and this old guy at the candy shop told me to run home as fast as I could.
Can I come with you!?
No.754022
>>754017
well I sure as hell don't.
>>754018
it's 40 degrees out here, I'm surprised you two haven't catch pneumonia yet.
>>754020
forget I said anything.
No.754023
>>754019
Yes, I'm taken.
Though you don't seem like a bad catch yourself there.
>>754020
It's an all in one.
And you can't because I assume you don't know magic.
>>754022
Like I said, another realm.
Edenians aren't known to catch Earthrealm diseases.
No.754024
>>754018
Well that's not very cash money of you.
>>754020
>?
>leaning over
Hey, wazzat? Is that a picture of m-
>cracked in the skull by a subsonic dog biscuit
>lands face first in the tiddies
>completely out
No.754025
>>754023
well, the more you know.
>>754024
thank god.
well, I guess I'll be leaving then.
see ya later.
>*sans teleports away
No.754026
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>>754022
I've been trying to.
>>754023
Uh...sure.
>I just wanted to spin like they do in the ballets
You ever wash it?
>>754024
>sigh
Well done, Boris.
>Is there a reason you bait him into these kinds of things, Kapitan?
Probably.
>unceremoniously shoves Cu out of the cleave hole after maybe a second too long
No.754027
>>754024
I don't know what you exp--
Lancer!
>pulls him out of Bala's chest
>and "accidentally" drops him into hers
Oops!
>fireman's carry
...oh his thing is touching my shoulder.
Gross.
>>754025
Yes, it's an interesting factoid.
>>754026
Usually by hand but these "washing machines" here in Earthrealm seem very useful.
No.754028
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>>754027
I don't think I've come across a greater home invention than dryer sheets.
>pfff
Take it easy on him. I need someone to step on when I'm bored.
Assuming I have permission.
No.754029
>>754028
Oh I'll try to be but I can't assure anything.
And permission granted, of course. He's a tough guy, he can take it.
No.754030
>>754029
You're sweet.
Balalaika, if that wasn't said already.
>uh
"Remember the hooks"
No.754031
>>754030
I don't think it was...I'm Kitana.
And hooks...?
No.754032
>>754031
It just felt like the right thing to say.
You kids have fun, try not to get juices on any of the chairs I sit in if you can help it.
>swishes on out
No.754033
>>754032
No, no of course not.
Mmhmm.
>drags Lancer into the attic
No.754035