No.754034
John Wick seal of approval
No.754036
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Lady Byakuren really sent us to a weird place this time, huh Unzan?
>...
No.754037
The one time I need to see Gilgamesh and he's not here. Dammit.
No.754038
So this place is like Earth Mos Eisley. I can work with this.
No.754039
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>>754038
That's how I described it too. Hive of scum and villainy. Perfect place.
No.754040
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>>754039
I saw some clone troopers. Still in Phase I armor, too. I'm impressed enough suits of those exist, they got phased out.
No.754041
>>754040
Fordo and his men?
I always liked that armor. The newer ones were kind of dumpy.
No.754042
>watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer
>taking notes
No.754043
>walks in through the front door
>looking happier than usual
No.754044
>>754043
What are you so happy about?
No.754045
>>754044
I've finally found a lady, Boss. That's what.
>looks at the TV
Why the hell are you watching that?
No.754046
>>754045
Kaz is a vampire. This was all the Base had about Vampires in the library.
No.754047
>>754046
KAZ IS A VAMPIRE?!
>flashbacks to Vamp
I hate vampires!
No.754048
I heard vampires and my relevancy came back up. What's happening.
No.754049
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>>754047
kept talking about my neck. At first I thought he was trying to come on to me, but....that's not really Kaz's thing so....must be a vampire.
No.754050
>>754048
Master Miller...he's a vampire now.
>>754049
Dammit!
Everything's looking good for me and then suddenly vampires!
Stupid vampires...stupid Vamp...
No.754051
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>>754050
I have no idea who that is. Do you at least know what kind of vampire? Was he bitten, was it an artifact, what?
No.754052
>>754048
My friend Kaz is a vampire. Too valuable to just kill. Unless we can't convert him back. In which case, Vaya Con Dios Diamond Dog.
>>754050
That's why I'm always a little grumpy. That way shit doesn't fall so hard and ruin my day.
No.754053
>>754051
I wasn't there when it happened but I saw him carrying some sort of mask before he left base.
Maybe that has something to do with it.
>>754052
My day's not ruined, I mean it's still pretty good but this still sort of sucks.
No.754054
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>>754052
Now that's a dilemma my clan's heard too many times.
>>754053
Was it made of stone?
No.754055
>>754053
Well, until we get Kaz back, all hands are needed. Whatever plans you had are on hold until then.
Sorry Raiden.
>>754054
I just want my buddy back. Having him scream at me about how I don't understand Moe was a bigger part of my day that I thought.
No.754056
>>754054
Looked like it.
>>754055
Look, I'm not good with "curing" vampires I'm just able to--
>remembering something Predator told him
...actually I might have a solution.
No.754057
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>>754055
Moe... the Three Stooges?
In any case, I'm something of an exterminator for creatures of the night. If he's a Stone Mask vampire like I'm thinking, it won't be easy turning him back.
>>754056
That means there's no "head" vampire to kill to turn him back. How bothersome...
No.754058
>>754056
That's why we research. Normally I'd have a researcher do it, but I don't like talking to that nerd friend of Snake's.
>>754057
Dammit all.
No.754059
>>754057
So we either develop the cure or we have to kill him.
If it's the latter, I've done it before.
>>754058
Hal?
Well why not? He'd probably be our most valuable asset here.
No.754060
No.754061
>>754058
Focus on an artificial hemoglobin substitute to deal with the bloodlust.
>>754059
Good.
No.754062
>>754061
I'm not gonna enjoy doing but I'll admit it will be slightly cathartic.
No.754063
>>754059
He's weird. He's like Kaz and his cute anime girl obsession. Only worse because he's an Emmerich.
>>754061
That sounds like a solution to the blood lust but not the being a freaking vampire.
No.754064
>>754062
So you're going to enjoy it.
>>754063
Stone mask vampires can't be turned back.
No.754065
>>754063
Fine, then I'll talk to him about it.
>>754064
Maybe a little.
Master Miller can be a hassle sometimes...
>still slightly salty about Jort
No.754066
>>754064
Well Shit.
You sure I can't just talk to a gypsy about it?
Gypsies seem pretty good at this kinda thing.
>>754065
I think the boy reads fan fic.
No.754067
>>754065
Well... you can control the symptoms but not really cure it.
I suppose if you want to end him it'd be on you.
>>754066
I'm Romanian. That's about as gypsy as you can get.
No.754068
>>754066
I'm sure he does in his spare time but we've got to ask.
>>754067
Nah, it'd be best to control his symptoms than to kill him outright.
I'd only do it if I have to.
No.754069
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>>754067
I mean like one from the movies. A little old woman in a wagon with a crystal ball.
>>754068
Fine. But if he tries to talk about anything other than Vampires I'm going to brush D-Dog while sitting in his room.
No.754070
>>754068
Then the solution is already laid bare.
>>754069
If you want. It seems a little redundant now though.
No.754071
>>754069
Okay?
I guess leaving dog hair in his room is a bit of a mess
>>754070
Alright so we just suppress the blood lust with presumably nanomachines.
No.754072
>>754070
I suppose.
Just seems a little anticlimactic
>>754071
Tiny little dog hairs getting in all his display cases
No.754073
>>754072
Have some mercy, Boss.
No.754074
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>>754073
Thats my last ditch weapon. I don't want to do it. But I will if I have to.
No.754075
>>754074
Well I guess we all have to take drastic measures.
No.754076
>minimaid and waifumon are mimicking each other's poses
No.754077
>in the bathroom
Stupid Dad, kicking me out of the bathroom. So I ate indian mexican fusion.
No.754078
>>754076
>Am I seeing double?
>>754077
That bathroom door sure has been shut for awhile.
...wonder what's going on in there?
No.754079
>>754078
>both 4 feet
>both green hair with a black dress
>better check those eyes Jack
>we got double vision
Mister Jack, look!
No.754080
>>754078
Dude, I can hear you out there. How about a little
>tooooooooooot
privacy?
No.754081
>>754079
Yeah that's...great. What the hell is that?
>>754080
Ohhhh, yeah uhhh...take your time.
>Gross.
No.754082
>>754081
I made a new friend.
>I do not have a name yet.
No.754083
>>754081
>flush
>water running
Well I can't go if I know you're out there. Waiting for me to finish.
All yours BRRRRRRRAPPLEDOUGH.
No.754084
>>754082
See? I told you you'd be making new friends in no time.
>>754083
I don't need to use it, but I think I saw something else waiting out there awhile ago.
No.754085
>>754084
Seriously? Man...why even talk to the bathroom is you don't have to go?
Are you doing this because you're arching my Dad? Cause he's not here.
No.754086
>>754085
Not my fault cyborgs don't need to go to the bathroom.
And no I'm not arching whoever the hell your father is.
No.754087
>>754086
I know cyborgs that make the bathroom absolute REEK dude. Try again.
Rusty Venture. From the TV show. Though he's not a boy adventurer any more. He mostly just yells and complains about stuff.
No.754088
>>754084
She can float me! Now I can reach the high shelves.
No.754089
>>754087
...well I don't anyway. I just saw the bathroom was shut for a long time and just wondered what was going on in there. People do weird things in those bathrooms.
And I've never heard of him.
>>754088
Float you? Well I guess I shouldn't be surprised considering this place, but I slightly am.
But hey, a friend who can help is never a bad thing...usually.
No.754091
>>754089
I went out to eat Indian Mexican fusion food last night. Needless to say the fact that I also managed to sneak some coffee past my Dad means that I'm not allowed to use the bathroom at home for the next 72 hours.
No.754092
>>754090
Sometimes friends can be a bit too helpful and just end up getting in your way.
>>754091
So you gonna be in there all day or what?
No.754093
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>>754092
>dat Cyborg 009
I have never had that happen before. Usually my help consists of incompetents.
No.754094
>>754093
So you know about the other time when it happens, as in you don't want help from the people who are giving it.
No.754095
>>754094
Yes. It is annoying.
You look different.
No.754096
>>754095
My usual chassis rusted up, forcing me to go back to an older one. I think my normal one should be free of rust soon, though.
At least that's what Dok said.
No.754097
>>754092
Dude, I left a few minutes ago. Didn't you hear the flush?
No.754099
>>754097
...oh.
Well I guess it's no longer occupied, good.
>>754098
I've been getting that a lot, who knows?
I just might stick with this one for a little bit longer.
No.754100
>>754099
You could even wear clothes over this one!
No.754101
>>754099
Guess robot eyes aren't all they're cracked up to be
No.754102
>>754100
Yeah but I'll still need to replace my jaw.
...admittedly Dok modified me to do that, but it's not a pretty sight to see.
It's quick and easy but also horrific to actually see me do.
>>754101
They sometimes malfunction, mostly the one on my left. Might have something to do with the fact that it's constantly being sliced out.
No.754103
>>754102
I should not need to remind you that I have seen many horrific things.
No.754104
>>754102
But it makes you look wicked cool
No.754105
>>754103
You're right but I still prefer if people look away when I do it.
>>754104
Doesn't it, though?
I'm kind of miss having an eyepatch that basically functioned as an eye.
No.754106
>>754105
Eyepatch would make you look like a pirate. And all the pirates I've ever met have been major weirdos.
And once, an actual ghost
No.754107
>>754105
I did not expect you to be squeamish, mister Jack.
No.754108
>>754106
It's less of an eyepatch and more of a bandanna around my eye but it basically serves the same purpose.
>>754107
Oh I'm not, I just don't want to freak other people out.
Even if you're used to it doesn't mean others are.
No.754110
>>754108
It's totally ninja.
No.754111
No.754112
>>754109
Yeah, so I try not to do it in front of people.
I already look somewhat freaky as it is.
>>754110
Oh yeah without a doubt, that's the point.
No.754113
>>754112
I do not think you look freaky.
No.754115
>>754113
>>754114
Really? I suppose this chassis isn't a freaky as the other one but still.
It's certainly unusual.
No.754116
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>>754115
>In comparison to the things I usually see, you're rather tame.
>It's a subjective opinion.
No.754117
>>754115
We are just desensitized.
No.754118
>>754116
So you're also used to weird stuff?
Well then I guess to the average person it's still freaky.
>>754117
Should've figured as much.
Then again it's probably not as bad as I'm making it out to be, it can't be.
No.754119
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>>754118
>Usually children put us in small capsules and force us into what can only be described as cockfighting. The varying species of our kind range from tame to nightmarish.
>You're not so disturbing.
No.754120
>>754118
Your friend is still tied to that "Jack is Back" sign.
No.754121
>>754119
...what?
Well alright, that...makes me feel better-ish. I suppose.
>>754120
Shit.
Well I suppose I should get him down.
No.754122
>>754121
>[snoring loudly]
No.754123
>>754121
Don't worry, I've got it.
>>754122
>cuts him down
No.754124
>>754121
>My sincerest apologies if that seemed lacking in comfort.
No.754126
>>754122
Jesus does he always snore that loud.
>>754123
If you say so, I would've done it myself.
>>754124
You...you tried and that's all that matters.
I'm not good at comfort either.
>>754125
Aaaand there he goes.
...I hope the fall didn't break anything.
No.754127
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>>754123
>krsh
Ehh... Karai? How long was I out?
>>754126
Snoring? I snore? Ah, damn it.
No.754128
>>754125
We're good!
>>754126
No need, I was wondering where he was.
>>754127
A couple days from the looks of it.
I knew you were a heavy sleeper but this is ridiculous.
No.754129
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>>754126
>My specific kind is supposed to be good at it, but I did not want to be invasive.
>fuggin telepaths
No.754130
>>754126
>blink
>broken coffee table
It will be replaced.
>>754128
I would have gotten him down sooner but I could not reach even with jumping.
No.754131
>>754129
Riiiiiight, well don't worry about it, I think I'll live.
>>754127
Loudly.
So since you were passed out, I guess you didn't even see it.
>>754128
You didn't know he was there?
>>754130
Well at least it broke his fall...from the looks of it, anyway.
No.754132
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>>754128
I had a lot of tequila.
>>754131
See it? See what?
No.754133
>>754130
I haven't been here, so I couldn't do it myself.
>>754131
Father went on one of his tirades again. I was busy.
>>754132
I can see that. Still though, that's quite insane.
Maybe you should lay off for a bit.
No.754134
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>>754131
>I've wounded you emotionally instead of helping?
>worried waifumon lack of noises
No.754135
>>754131
He seems alright, I could not ask for more.
>>754133
You must be his novia.
No.754136
>>754134
What? No, no that's not what I said at all!
You're putting words in my mouth.
>>754132
Sheik and I, Sam.
We're dating now. We watched King Kong and Godzilla vs King Kong last night...
>>754133
Oh right, your dad is that whacko in the armor.
>>754135
Yeah I guess it's a good thing he landed on the side with the cyborg arm.
No.754137
>>754136
Yes! I knew you could do it!
>>754133
Sure. I only drink at parties anywho.
No.754138
>>754136
>Usually "I'll live" means that one is wounded but still fine.
>I apologize for jumping to conclusions.
No.754139
>>754136
Are all your friends cyborgs?
No.754140
>>754135
You'd be correct.
>>754136
Don't call my dad a whacko!
>>754137
Was there even a party? I think the banner being hung was the most that happened.
I didn't even get invited.
No.754141
>>754138
Nah, I'm not wounded I'm just...confused more than anything.
>>754139
...most of them are, yes.
Some aren't, though.
>>754137
I don't think you understand, Sam.
She said yes to both. Normally it's one or the other but both.
That's...that's insane. Women always say one or the other one or the other but it was both.
In a row. Without question.
>>754140
Well he is!
No.754142
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>>754140
I don't remember, but I got drunk so there must have been.
But you weren't there?
>>754141
You are right: I don't understand. I am not a movie buff.
No.754143
>>754141
>I will be silent now.
No.754144
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>>754140
>nodnod
Bendiciones.
>>754141
Most of my friends are Russians now. But I have you and Amanda and teacher and my new friend here.
No.754145
>>754142
Noooope, I don't think there was a party at all.
I think the party favors are still lying around here.
>>754141
He is but that's still my father.
You don't call someone's dad whacko infront of them.
>>754144
What gave it away?
No.754146
>>754144
So you're reaching out, that's good.
I told you you'd make new friends.
>>754142
Well...I'm not sure of a good comparison but the two movies are heavily different.
Not to mention people just brush Kong vs Zilla off as a generic monster mash! But it isn't...it's a monster mash but between two of the greatest monster icons! Sure Kong grew bigger and became powered by lightning but we don't ask those questions.
And she didn't. We just...enjoyed the movies. It was great.
>>754145
But he is!
I'm just being truthful.
>>754143
Aaaaalright, then.
No.754147
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>>754145
Maybe I just got bored of being tangled in the sign...
>>754146
She could be the one!
No.754148
>>754145
He kept mumbling "Karai".
>>754146
It is nice.
>
It is just us five here.
No.754149
>>754146
Well yes but sometimes you must restrain yourself.
>>754147
That'd explain it. From now on you...aren't allowed to get tangled in signs.
I never thought I'd say that.
>>754148
Did he?
That's sweet in an odd way.
No.754150
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>>754147
You really think so?
You might be right...
>>754148
>looks around
These hours are never that active.
>>754149
What do you want me to apologize or something?
No.754151
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>>754149
I never expected to be tangled in it either.
>>754150
Of course!
No.754152
>>754151
How did you even do it, anyway?
>>754150
Yes!
No.754153
>>754149
If you will excuse me.
>>754150
Perfect time to clean.
>darts off
No.754154
>>754151
I can't believe it either but yeah.
I think this might actually turn out well for once.
Best not to jinx it, though.
>>754152
>sigh
I'm sorry.
>>754153
This place sure could use it right now.
No.754155
>>754152
I fell off the rafters and twisted up in it.
Not my proudest moment.
>>754154
Right. We should move onto a different topic before your luck runs out.
No.754156
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>>754154
Thank you, Jack.
That is all I can ask for.
>>754155
If only I was there, I could've caught you.
No.754157
>>754155
I would but I'm having a hard time of thinking about something else.
>>754156
Yeah yeah don't mention it.
No.754158
>>754156
I would have appreciated it.
>>754157
Hahaha! Loverboy Jack.
No.754159
>>754158
Well now I can't leave your side, just in case it does somehow happen again.
The only possible way you won't get out next time is if we both somehow get caught.
No.754160
>>754158
>face turning white
Loverboy?!
I swear if you start calling me that...
No.754161
>>754159
>cheesegrin levels: Colgate
I wouldn't mind some permanent company.
>>754160
It's settled!
No.754162
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>>754161
Well then, looks like I'm staying right here then.
No.754163
>>754161
...you actually are, aren't you?
Well it's not as bad as your other nicknames but still.
No.754164
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>>754162
Together we stand.
>>754163
Prettyboy works too.
No.754165
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>>754164
...actually no. My legs are tired.
>sits down on the couch
So together we sit.
No.754166
>>754164
I don't think you understand how much I hate it when you call me that.
I just...I hate it. So much. My be my least favorite-- second least favorite nickname.
No.754167
>>754165
Hahahaha! Sitting is great too.
>whippin out the geetar
>>754166
Is your least favorite "Jort"?
No.754168
>>754167
Gonna play us a song, Sam?
No.754169
>>754167
Yes it is!
It doesn't even make sense! I don't wear jorts and I'd never be caught dead in jorts!
It's the worst.
No.754170
>>754168
Just a little one. Why, tired?
>>754169
Miller is a few screws short of a Metal Gear, eh?
No.754171
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>>754170
Just wondering.
I love it when you play guitar.
No.754172
>>754170
He's also a vampire now.
No.754173
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>>754171
And I love it when you're around.
>>754172
What?
No.754174
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>>754173
So we're both happy!
No.754175
>>754173
You heard me, he's a vampire.
No.754176
>>754174
I would hope so!
>>754175
Huh... so what are you going to do?
No.754177
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No.754178
>>754176
Find a way to suppress his blood lust.
You know between Miller becoming a vampire and me dating a princess I'd swear I got lost in a fantasy novel or something.
No.754179
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>>754177
Now we relax! Because later you and I are going to be busy.
>>754178
>!
Jack! What if... this is a simulation?
No.754180
>>754179
Saaaam! Not in front of your friend over there.
No.754181
>>754179
OH GOD YOU'RE RIGHT.
THE PATRIOTS...THEY MUST BE AT IT AGAIN...TRYING TO CONTROL ME!
HOW COULD I HAVE BEEN SO BLIND, THEY'VE DONE IT ALL BEFORE?!
No.754182
>>754180
Hahahaha! It's okay, Karai.
>>754181
Not this time! You have Snake and I!
No.754183
>>754182
I suppose you're right, your friend seems to be losing it right now. Probably not paying attention to us.
No.754184
>>754182
How do i know that you're not part of the AI's plan...?
No.754185
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>>754183
Ehh... we probably could get away with it.
>>754184
Too many cyborg ninjas.
No.754186
>>754185
We conceivably could, couldn't we?
No.754187
>>754185
...well if you say so, but now I'm probably going to be paranoid for a couple days.
I don't want to relive Big Shell again.
No.754188
>>754186
And we're off!
>>754187
I'll keep watch. With Karai. For an hour or so.
No.754189
>>754188
Whoa hey, not in front of him!
...let's at least take it to the bathroom or attic.
No.754190
>>754188
>la li lu le lo echoing through his head
Yeah...yeah okay Sam.
No.754191
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>>754189
Of course not in front of him!
>princess carrying Karai
Bathroom is a little... disgusting right now. To the attic!
>off they go
>>754190
Jeez...
No.754192
>>754191
>gets off of the floor
>gets on the couch
>lies down
It can't be a simulation...
I hope not.
No.754194
>>754192
>tfw empathic 'mon
>Are you unwell? Do you have brain damage?
>I apologize. Your feelings are painful and infectious.
No.754195
>>754194
Sorry 'bout that.
Can't help it.
>>754193
Am I...hearing music...to trees?
I thought I got rid of the mental instability, not made it worse.
No.754196
>>754195
>the music cuts off
>Jack is that you?
No.754197
>>754195
>If you would like, I can ease your mental anguish.
No.754198
>>754196
Yeah.
It's me.
>>754197
I can handle it myself, it's just that what Sam said got me thinking...
It could be a simulation. Just like Big Shell...
No.754199
>>754198
>Jack what are you going on about?
No.754200
File: 1457390156060.jpg (29.92 KB, 539x270, 539:270, tumblr_nw4v4oK3kw1ui6s09o1….jpg)
>>754198
>I hope so. You have many friends who will worry.
No.754201
>>754199
Sam said maybe I got lost in a simulation...maybe he meant it as a joke, but maybe it's true.
Wouldn't be the first time.
>>754200
I do, I know.
This has got to stop happening but I don't want them trapped inside the Patriots' plans with me.
No.754202
>>754201
>a what?
>Jack are you feeling well?
No.754203
File: 1457390837346.png (202.63 KB, 699x1143, 233:381, Now let me tell you why th….png)
>>754201
>You are important to my friend, so I am obligated to keep vigil.
No.754204
>>754202
A simulation, a lie, a mirage.
Alright I never talk about this because it only leaves people with more questions but while under 'Foxhound' I was thrown into a mission to destroy a base known as "Big Shell" in the middle of the ocean.
Long story short as it turns out I was being manipulated by the Patriots, which is a whole other can of worms that I don't feel like talking about, and the entire Big Shell thing was orchestrated as a reenactment of Solid Snake sneaking into Shadow Moses. A simulation. Everything was being manipulated, from the colonel to my then girlfriend.
There's a whole lot more to it than that but that's the relevant part and that's as simple as it gets.
>>754203
Well...thanks, but I'll be fine.
This is far from the first time this has happened.
No.754205
>>754204
>Your thoughts betray your words.
No.754206
>>754204
>well I can assure you Jack
>this is no simulation
No.754207
>>754205
My mind is racing right now, it's best to not take what I think into consideration right now.
>>754206
What makes you say that?
No.754208
>>754207
>I'm still stuck here
No.754209
>>754207
>That is difficult.
>pauses
>Your thoughts are strong.
No.754210
>>754208
But that's the thing, they even hired Rose to make me feel like I was comfortable...to make me feel safe. But then I wasn't!
>>754209
What makes you say that?
No.754211
>>754210
>Jack I would take a sim over being banished
No.754212
>>754210
>I am an empathic psychic. Your emotions and thoughts are like a raging current.
No.754213
>>754211
So you aren't part of it...?
But somebody else could be...anybody else.
>>754212
I'm very emotional in my mind, I usually hold back all of my feelings.
That's not a good thing to do but it's what I'm used to.
No.754214
>>754213
>Jack if I'm not part of it then how is it even happening?
No.754215
>>754213
>You could use some rest.
No.754216
>>754214
Perhaps only a select few are part of it. Besides it wasn't a computer simulation, it was just orchestrated so perfectly it felt like one.
Others who didn't know it was one were involved...
>>754215
Rest...maybe I do need some rest. Or something.
I was fairly well rested when I first got here too, this shouldn't have happened.
No.754217
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>>754216
>I must go now. Fabiola can't reach the rafters without leaving footprints on the walls.
>hovers off
No.754218
File: 1457392527715.jpg (175.26 KB, 506x821, 506:821, 3933397-predator-invaders_….jpg)
>>754216
>then you need to see who is telling the truth and who isn't
No.754219
>>754217
>reclines back
The Patriots are gone.
It's...it's gonna be alright, Jack.
Even if things are getting weirder, it's gonna be fine.
>>754218
I can't let this get me down, I doubt it's anything I'm just being paranoid...
No.754220
>>754219
>you most likely are
>so how are things going with Zelda?
No.754221
I wish that pompous goldie told me how nasty that potion tasted before I bargained for a sip.
...Holy crap I need glasses again.
>putting some on
No.754222
So this is the power of fabric.
...It will suffice.
No.754223
>>754220
Excellently though this little fiasco now has me slightly worried about that now.
Going to need to test that out.
No.754224
>>754223
>tape yourself to her face again?
No.754225
>>754222
I almost forgot what chest envy felt like.
>beat passes
Didn't my kid kill you?
No.754226
>hogging up the recliner
>while watching TV
Now dis here is what I call television!
Way better than the stuff airin' back home.
No.754227
>>754225
[!]
>someone saw me
>I must rectify this situation by wearing even less
>armor go
You make an awful lot of assumptions, child.
>>754226
>squeezed out of her spot
Wh-hey!
No.754228
>>754224
No, but...that might now be a bad idea now that I think about it.
Might have Snake do that again...
No.754229
>>754227
Guess they're still not small but...
>uh
>whatever
>blatantly staring
>Kanno scowl goes here
No.754230
File: 1457393743060.jpg (203.93 KB, 800x534, 400:267, My, my DeDeDe, you're look….jpg)
>>754227
Donchu worreh, dis here spot is goin' to a good place.
>comfortably squeezes in
Ohhhhh yeah.
No.754231
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>>754228
>I could do it
>with my net gun
No.754232
>>754231
...yeeeaaah, that'll work too.
Might want to do that now.
No.754233
>>754229
>recognition
Ah, the pitiful wench responsible for keeping that male embarrassment of myself around.
You're looking awfully short today.
>smug jiggle
>>754230
And who are you that would deign to steal the king's rightful place on the couch?
>!
Cease at once, you'll override my butt imprint!
No.754234
>>754233
Ahuehuehuehuehue! King?
Sure ain't dressed like one, n' ah'd know! I happen t'be a king mahself!
No.754235
>>754232
>get shot with a net?
No.754236
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>>754233
Pitiful, coming from the pawn of my sister who got scraped by a kid?
>smug Ayaka
>internally thankful she told Leo about Avalon's active defense mechanism
>fucking Rhongomyniad
You were looking pretty comfy there before you got uprooted by a penguin.
No.754237
>>754235
When I give the signal, of course.
No.754239
>>754238
I'll give a wink, that's when you'll know when.
No.754240
>>754236
>blink
This family's way too mutable.
No.754241
>>754239
>so when you are with Zelda and wink
No.754242
>>754234
A penguin king?
Penguins cannot be kings, they aren't unified and all they do is eat fish all day.
Move before I make you move, I am going to watch 16 and Pregnant.
>>754236
>Ron: out
I can't understand why you decided to make yourself young again, it's not as though any of my forms like women with the bodies of young children.
But it doesn't matter, I'll make him crumble by making you crumble.
No.754243
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>>754240
>how long was he-
>aaaaaa
You have no idea--I guess you do.
>>754242
Yeah that's nice.
>still entirely uncaring
>bully mode: yes
Why don't you do us both a favor and start making some tea.
I don't even drink it but making you waste time sounds about right.
No.754244
>>754242
>
Oh alright, alright.
Guess dis here chair ain't good enough fer my kiestah anyway.
>gets up
>snaps his fingers
>a troop of Waddle Dees carrying a much much nicer looking velvet recliner
>and a flatscreen TV
Now dis is fit fer a king like me!
>plops into the recliner
No.754245
>>754241
Think you can do it?
No.754246
>>754242
Oh hey, you're not dead.
>beat passes
I'm not gonna have to do the whole scabbard thing again right?
>>754243
Is Siegfried around or something, you're extra smug tonight.
No.754247
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>>754245
>in a hunt if you screw up
>you die
>I will have this
No.754248
>>754243
>?
You really don't seem to understand the situation, do you.
>Llamrei chewing on the couch again
Apologize to the king. You have one chance.
>>754244
Wh...bu...
>have I been OUT FUCKING SKILLED
>rrr
Enough! I demand that one now!
>>754246
Depends.
No.754249
>>754247
Good.
It'll look like it wasn't planned at all.
No.754250
File: 1457394738073.jpg (190.63 KB, 850x1230, 85:123, sample-57c21be91131d16ed5c….jpg)
>>754246
Even better.
>>754248
>watching the exchange between her and Pingu
You seem too busy for apologies.
No.754251
>>754248
>passes his bag of chips to the Waddle Dees
>they're eating them somehow
>without mouths
Y'already got yer chair, n' ah got mine.
No backsies.
No.754252
>>754248
This calls for...
>spontaneously older
drastic measures.
>puts Umaru's cape thing on tiddy
>>754250
Is it my sudden acquisition of your snark and dad's cheekiness?
No.754253
File: 1457394865418.jpg (121.93 KB, 360x879, 120:293, 3336598-predator-in-superm….jpg)
>>754249
>no she already distrusts me
>I shall use this to your advantage
No.754254
>>754253
Wonder why...ahh well I guess it serves our purposes well I suppose.
No.754255
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>>754250
Oh but I want to hear this one anyway.
I want to know how you can justify that lost puppy his life. Does he even care about you?
If he did, I suppose he'd be here now, no?
>>754251
This isn't backsies, I'm taking what's rightfully mine!
>pff
Oh, never mind. I couldn't respect a king that doesn't eat Pringles.
>popping a can
>bottle of RC too
>>754252
>!!
No...what is this!?
>I'M MELTING
>I'M MEEEEEELTIIIIIIIIING
No.754257
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>>754255
Perceptive. At least you've got that.
>>754255
>pfft
He knows when he's needed. Right now? I don't need him to protect me.
No.754258
File: 1457395197418.jpg (66.84 KB, 500x708, 125:177, 30cc033db26d35e81a6f4e54b7….jpg)
>>754255
Perceptive. At least you've got that.
>>754255
>pfft
He knows when he's needed. Right now? I don't need him to protect me.
No.754259
>>754255
>squint
>looks at the can
Hmmm...
>slips one of the Dees a five
Run to the nearest store n' fetch me some a 'dem pringles.
Pizza flavor. N' keep da change.
>the Dee wanders off
No.754260
>>754255
Ta-daaaa!
>>754257
Ouch. I got other stuff too. Girls like me.
No.754261
>>754256
Right, guess she's just one of few people who can't understand you.
No.754262
File: 1457395443613.jpg (252.61 KB, 850x1122, 25:33, sample-fbaffeabc8eab168cac….jpg)
>>754257
You-
>rolling out of the hamster cape
>NEET Ransa
What is this nonsense...
>looks down
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>754259
P-Pizza flavor too?
Well it's too late, I bought them all!
>>754260
How dare you!
No.754263
>>754261
>she does
>but to her I am a monster
>I'm fine with that
No.754264
>>754262
You done n' bought dem all?
Well, where are dey, then?
No.754265
>unrolling police tape on bathroom door
I would like to take this time to apologize. And also to warn you to not go in there
No.754266
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>>754260
And they'll keep their hands off my baby if they know what's good for them.
>>754262
S'amatter? It's comfy.
No.754267
>>754263
But yet she doesn't see me as one?
That's interesting...and good.
No.754268
>>754262
>thumbs up
>comfy hoodie go
>>754266
Jeez mom.
No.754269
>>754267
>you at least look human
>must be a princess thing
>I never much cared for royalty
No.754270
>>754264
As if I would ever tell a feebleminded arctic bird like you!
You're lucky you haven't tasted my spear yet, you...ragamuffin.
>>754266
>this can't be happening
>I'm in charge here
>maybe Vlad's sweater will hel-
>
Oh no.
>>754268
>reaching for Ron
>finds a rolled up poster of a husbando instead
No!
No.754271
>>754265
What did y'do t'dat thing?!
Ah was probably gonna have tah use it later!
>>754270
RAGAMUFFIN?!
Ah don't even know what dat is, but ah'm offended!
Now yer playin' with fire!
No.754272
File: 1457395926238.jpg (97.68 KB, 500x658, 250:329, e809427c595c20d11e2a5087e4….jpg)
>>754268
Don't you "jeez mom" me. I look young now.
>>754270
>smug levels rising
Cute.
No.754273
>>754270
>cat bra
Nice.
>>754272
Whaddo I say then?
No.754275
>>754269
You're probably right. Must run into monsters all the time where she comes from.
>deep sigh
I think I'm finally calm.
No.754276
>>754275
>isn't it strange that out of everyone
>you calm down when talking with me?
No.754277
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>>754271
It's like a simpleton.
But worse.
>>754272
>I barely know this one and I already know to be afraid
>racial memories aaaaa
I'll be back for you later.
>armor go for real
>>754273
>whacks with the poster
>rides away
No.754278
File: 1457396215445.jpg (66.92 KB, 454x750, 227:375, tumblr_n5vu9jjQLN1qze9qao1….jpg)
>>754273
...We'll work on it. Let's split before the cape wears off.
>>754277
>guhuhuh
>off they go
No.754279
>>754274
>
>>754277
Now ah may not be the smartest King, but dat's simply insultin'!
...n' she' gone now.
More TV time fer me!
No.754280
>>754276
Not only you, but it is a bit weird.
Guess this conversation slowly calmed me down and gave me time to think.
No.754281
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>>754280
>you know I am here for you Jack
>you help me understand Earth culture
>it's the least I could do
No.754282
>>754271
Things have gone wrong. Mistakes, admittedly, have been made. But they were made in the name of love
No.754283
>>754281
It's appreciated.
No.754284
>>754282
Name 'a love?
Got some strange sense a' love if it involves cloggin' the toilet!
No.754285
>>754284
Depends on the toilet.
No.754286
>>754283
>now how to get Zelda to appear again?
No.754287
>>754285
Hmmm, fair point. Toilets are like yer own throne in the bathroom...still dis place's bathroom certainly ain't like a throne.
No.754288
>>754286
You can't force a thing like that, Predator.
Just let it happen.
No.754289
>>754287
More a public use disaster zone.
No.754290
>>754289
Yeeeeaaah, had one 'a my Waddle Dees scope it out.
He quit soon afterwards.
No.754292
>>754291
Yeah he was a loyal soldier too until that happened.
I wonder what made 'im quit...almost don't want to find out.
No.754293
>>754288
>so you don't bring her the head of her enemy?
No.754294
File: 1457397599285.jpg (85.48 KB, 607x591, 607:591, does it come with bat-nipp….jpg)
>>754292
Smells like someone tried curry and chipotle one after the other.
How that idiot didn't die like Elvis is beyond me.
No.754295
File: 1457397647514.jpg (513.91 KB, 607x883, 607:883, Don't worry folks that's j….jpg)
>>754293
...I'm trying not to look crazy here.
No.754296
>>754284
It wasn't my idea to go out for Indian Mexican Fusion! I wanted to go to the place where everyone dresses as ninjas
No.754297
>>754295
>that looks crazy?
No.754298
>>754296
Both sound really really...well...stupid!
>>754294
Well ah guess it's just dumb luck.
The best kind a' luck.
No.754299
>>754297
It does here, yes.
No.754300
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>>754298
Golden plumbing down there.
No.754301
>>754299
>that just seems strange
No.754302
>>754298
You're dressed like father Christmas in March. I don't really think you can judge
No.754303
>>754300
Dis place has pipes 'a gold?!
Or was dat just a metaphor...
>>754302
'Course ah can!
It's a king's job tah judge!
No.754304
>>754303
Silver shitter? Pewter pooper?
No.754305
>>754301
Well to us, the idea of delivering a lopped off head for a gift seems strange.
No.754306
>>754305
>so showing a female that you can and will take on a challenge and gift her with the reward is strange?
No.754307
>>754304
A metaphor...ah dangit!
I was gonna have dem dere pipe dug up fer the gold!
No.754308
>>754306
If unprovoked it is very much a nono. At least the murdering part.
Even if provoked, giving the reward of somebody's head is looked down upon.
No.754309
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>>754307
Even if it was gold it'd be encrusted in Carnage's crap.
No.754311
>>754308
>see that's strange Jack
>if you win a victory, you show it to your woman
No.754312
>>754310
Redneck skidmark, foulest thing to crawl out of Hicksville, USA.
You don't want something that's been cursed by his bowel movements, big guy.
No.754313
>>754311
Well the fact you don't find it strange is strange to me.
Culture shock and all that.
No.754314
>>754312
>
Ah'll...ah'll take yer word for it.
No.754315
>>754314
I thought you would.
No.754316
>>754315
So what's yer name anyway, fella?
No.754318
>>754317
Ehllboy, eh?
Well ah'm King Dedede of Dreamland!
>points down to the various Waddle Dees
N' dese here are my Waddle Dees!
No.754319
>>754313
>we have to go deeper
>and find that what you find strange and I find strange and we must both find it strange
No.754320
>>754318
Dreamland, eh.
>waving a charm in front of DDD's face
Morpheus you ain't. Planet called Dreamland?
No.754321
>>754319
It'll take a lot of thought...
No.754322
>>754320
Planet's called Popstar, Dreamland's just a section of it.
No.754323
>>754322
Cool. I'm kind of the king of Britain. And Hell. But it's too boring down there and England's too stuffy for my sensibilities so I just kinda do whatever.
No.754324
>>754323
Dreamland's kinda...self-sustainin' so I just sorta do mah own thing.
No.754325
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>>754324
...We're not very good monarchs, huh.
No.754326
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>>754321
>.....
>wanna see how to drain acid blood from a body?
No.754327
>>754325
Ehhhh I'd say I'm pretty good but I slip up sometimes.
No.754328
>>754326
>looks around
I got nothing better to do.
No.754329
>>754328
>okay first you want to set up the acid prof foam
>it helps keeping the ground whole
No.754330
>>754329
Aaaaalright...then what?
No.754331
>>754330
>see this Xeno corps?
No.754333
>>754332
>you make a few slow cuts
>here
>and here
>and here....now watch out these guy spray when cut
No.754334
>>754333
>a tiny bit squirts out
>just barely dodges it
Ahhh gross!
Well this is going great.
No.754335
>>754334
>now I enjoy playing music when I work on a body
>it just helps the mood
>Jack now knows why music was playing earlier
No.754336
>>754335
So that's why you were playing music.
Interesting. Music can help a mood though, yes.
No.754337
>>754336
>like when I'm removing the bones
>I like to play Earth's 80s music
No.754338
>>754337
...'80s music?
I thought you'd be into something like metal, not '80s music
No.754339
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>>754338
>White goop man got me hooked
No.754340
>>754339
Riiight, I do often hear '80s music whenever he enters a room.
No.754341
>>754340
>it's really not that bad
No.754342
>>754341
It's probably the least bad thing about him.
No.754343
File: 1457403703504.jpg (124.14 KB, 600x755, 120:151, 660916-predator_big_game_2.jpg)
>>754342
>you really don't like him?
No.754344
>>754343
He annoys me to no end.
No.754345
>>754344
>you let him get to you
No.754346
>crawls out from under the couch
Oh sweet, there's dudes here now.
No.754348
>>754345
How am I not supposed to?!
I want to slice him in ha--
>>754346
...why were you under the couch?
No.754349
>>754348
>Jack there is a person
>quick get in the box!
No.754350
>>754349
I'm not getting in the box.
No.754351
>>754347
Uh. Hi.
>>754348
I wanted a nice place to sleep, and under the couch is nice and dark and quiet.
Doctypes REEEEE
No.754352
File: 1457404787216.jpg (378.76 KB, 1369x1920, 1369:1920, 2170236-civilized_beasts_0….jpg)
>>754350
>well you should
>>754351
"hello~ is it me you're looking for~"
No.754353
>>754351
I hear the attic is popular for that.
>>754352
But I won't.
No.754354
File: 1457404915537.png (260.08 KB, 1049x1015, 1049:1015, 9ed690f02cc8b40b2fe4ffd395….png)
>>754352
Uh... Lionel Richie?
>>754353
There's a snoring blue man up there. Like. Really loud snoring.
No.754355
>>754353
>suit yourself
>>754354
>vary good
>a blue man?
No.754356
>>754354
It can't be that bad, I'm sure.
>>754355
You can't hide from every new person you see.
No.754357
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>>754355
I don't think Lionel Richie looks like you though.
>>754356
If you listen out you can hear it.
>...
>ZZZZZZZZZZZZ
No.754358
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>>754356
>it's called getting information
>>754357
>another that can't hear me
>interesting
No.754359
>>754357
Well I guess it can be that bad.
Maybe even worse. We should probably stop it.
>>754358
Right, right well...how come you haven't gone invisible, then?
No.754360
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>>754358
>a cloud forms behind her and whispers something in her ear
Unzan wants me to tell you that he can hear you loud and clear. Though I dunno what he's listening to.
>>754359
Should we? if I were sleeping like that I'd want to keep sleeping.
No.754361
>>754360
>now that just rises more questions
>>754359
>well I was going to
No.754362
>>754360
Do you think we shouldn't?
Because I think we should. That's going to get obnoxious now that I know it's there.
>>754361
So why didn't you?
No.754363
>>754362
>why haven't you gotten into the box?
No.754364
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>>754361
Like what?
>>754362
I'm more of a "let sleeping dogs lie" kind of person.
No.754365
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>>754364
>nothing
>you said a sleeping blue man?
No.754366
>>754363
Because I never had any intention to.
>>754364
Well--
>"RAIDEN!"
Boris?!
>"Are you okay, tovarich? We're picking up a loud noise coming from there, the loudest thing we picked up there since that Metal Gear attacked."
Yes Boris, it's just a person snoring.
>"...Oh. Well carry on then, Raiden. Keep doing...whatever you do there. Boris out."
No.754367
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>>754365
Upstairs, in the attic, why?
>>754366
>?
What was that about?
No.754368
>>754367
>do you know who or what he is?
>>754366
>sure it wasn't Jack
No.754369
>>754367
That was Boris, he's a person I keep in contact with.
>>754368
I'm serious!
No.754370
>>754368
Uh, I know he's a kind of ghost too, why?
>>754369
You have a headfriend?
No.754371
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>>754370
>paranormal being
>interesting
>>754369
>you're yelling
No.754372
>>754370
Kinda?
There's more than one and they aren't in my head.
>>754371
Yeah I am!
No.754373
>>754371
What's so weird about that?
>>754372
I don't see him around though.
No.754374
>>754373
>weird? no, just fascinating
>>754372
>easy Jack
No.754375
>>754373
I speak to them through codec.
Sometimes holographic, othertimes not.
>>754374
Hmph...
No.754376
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>>754374
But I'm a ghost too you know.
>>754375
>codec
>holographic
>???
Come again?
No.754378
>>754376
>yes my scans show your body tempter is cold
>>754375
>don't be that way Jack
No.754379
>>754376
Like this.
>codec screen pops up
>"Raiden, what's the problem?"
Nothing Dok, just testing the codec capabilities.
>"Is everything to your liking?"
It's working smoothly, don't worry.
>"Ahhh good, good. So your old body is almost ready again, should be fully functional by tomorrow."
Thanks, Dok. Gonna feel odd making that transition.
>>754378
I'm being that way.
No.754380
>>754377
SANS WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
No.754381
>>754380
uh, it's nothing.
what's up?
No.754382
>>754381
I MADE SPAGHETTI, THAT'S WHATS UP!
No.754383
>>754382
cool, can I try some?
>wait why did I say that?!
No.754384
>>754379
>then I'm going back to my camp until you're not
No.754385
>>754384
Might take awhile but alright.
No.754386
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>>754383
...OF COURSE!
>Hands him some Spaghetti
No.754387
>>754386
>*sans slowly takes a bite out of the spaghetti, strangely, it makes a loud 'crush' noise.
mm! I-it's uh... hrmf- delicious, paps.
in fact, it's so good, I simply can't take another bite, ever again.
yep, that's how wonderful it is.
>oh god why
No.754388
>exits the secret Labrynth.
Seriously, that has to be the most DEPRESSED Minotaur ever.
No.754389
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>Working on the Delta out in the garage
>Char's music can be heard muffled through the door
No.754390
>>754389
>ended up falling asleep in his fancy Dedede brand recliner
>suddenly wakes up due to the loud music
Huh...mornin' alreadeh?
No.754391
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>754390
>Not quite morning yet
>Loud music at ungodly hours
>It continues
>Occasional air-wrench squealing while the spacenoid mounts something into the back of the golden spacecraft
No.754393
>>754391
Somebodeh should go check that out.
>looks at the Waddle Dees
Ah said, somebodeh should check that out.
...fine, I'll do it mahself.
>gets off of the chair and waddles over to the garage
WHAT'S GOIN' ON IN HERE?
No.754395
>>754394
>long obnoxious fart
>lonely wind whistle
No.754396
>>754393
>Pokes his head out of the maintenance hatch.
Who's askin'?
>>754395
>Hears it over his music
Huehuehuehuehuehue
No.754397
>>754395
...
Who are you again?
>>754396
King Dedede, king a' Dreamland that's who!
No.754399
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No.754400
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>754397
Ah.
Char Aznable - Elected Ruler of the Space Republic of Neo Zeon.
- And, I'm working on muh robot.
>Holds up the air-wrench to the sky and pulls the trigger a few times
>>754398
What? Something need doing?
No.754401
>>754398
Well listen here Mr. "Squadalah," I'd say yer mockin' me!
>>754399
It's mornin' already!
>>754400
So another ruler like me, eh?
Well I been runnin' into those a lot. I happen to have a giant robot too.
No.754402
>>754400
IT IS WRITTEN THAT IT IS WRITTEN THAT YOU MUST DIE
>>754401
IT IS WRITTEN
No.754403
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>>754401
But where's grandpa?
Man...I feel good. Better than I have in a long time!
No.754404
>mini maid's trying on lipstick
>You seem embarrassed.
Ah-! I never tried makeup before.
No.754405
>>754404
>[inhale]
>[exhale]
No.754406
>>754401
>Looks impressed
Not bad
>>754402
Pffft!!
Good luck with that, buddy. I do lots of things but staying dead for long isn't one of'em.
No.754407
>>754402
So it's written yer mockin' me!
That's insultin'!
Not to mention outrageous!
>>754403
Well good fer you, whoever you are.
>>754406
...don't recall bringin' that with me.
>looks at the Waddle Dees
>squint
No.754408
>>754406
ALLAHU SQUADBAR
>>754407
>explodes
No.754409
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>>754407
Kaz Miller, and you're a...talking penguin.
I must be having that dream again, but I don't remember eating any bad jalapenos.
You keep Richard Nixon away from my feet, got it?
No.754411
>>754410
>A monster that talks.
>It's like The Addams Family!
No.754412
>>754408
Wait WAT-
BOOM!
>Ducks down inside the Delta's maintenance hatch and closes the door
No.754414
>>754408
Well...that jus' happened.
>>754409
This ain't no dream, it's a reality! A reality dat yer gonna live with!
...what even is a Richard Nixon? Or a penguin?
>>754413
Kirby?!
I thought you wouldn't find a way here at all!
No.754415
>>754411
Why is everyone talking into my head lately?
>I can't vocalize in a way you would understand.
No.754416
>>754414
POYO! Poyo poyo?
>''Hiya Dedede! How's it going?
No.754417
>rifling through the fridge
>can of tuna in hand
>pops it open with a can opener claw
>no tuna inside
Oh no!
I bet the lesboons did this.
No.754418
>>754417
>meanwhile with a hunk of tuna in her mouth
>
Idiot.
No.754419
>>754414
Well he used to be president and you're a penguin-is that a talking gumball.
No.754420
>>754416
Goin' pretty good, showed why I am King to anothah king!
What brings you here?
>>754419
Puffball.
The preferred term yer lookin' fer is puffball.
No.754421
>>754415
>I don't know English.
>And it's more fun this way. People get all scared and it's funny.
>Do you really think she'll like the lipstick?
No.754422
>>754418
GASP
Big Sis, how could ya do it, Big Sis!?
How could you fall in with that no good lesboon crowd! Is it 'cause Cat Person didn't love ya enough?
Don't be a fool, stay in school, meow!
No.754423
>Holds his helmet out of the maintenance hatch on the end of a long wrench and waives it around all silly for a moment to see if there's another explosion or gunfire
>...
>Pops his head up and looks around
So, I guess somebody wants or needs me dead. Cool beans.
>Climbs out and dusts himself off
>Puts the helmet back on
>Shit ALWAYS happens when he's not wearing his freakin' helmet...
No.754424
>>754417
Poyo?
>Huh?
>>754419
Poyo!
>Hiya!
>>754420
Poyo.
>Looking for things to eat, heard there was cake here.
No.754425
>>754420
A puffball?
But that's crazy! You're a nut! You're crazy in the coconut!
>>754423
Aznable, what the hell are you doing down there?
No.754426
>>754421
>!
What!?
>I believe he is prying into your memories.
Do not do that! Those are mine!
No.754427
>>754423
Assassination attempt...stuff us rulers gotta deal with, huh?
I once had my own knight attempt to usurp me myself.
>still not entirely over Revenge of Meta Knight's events
>>754424
Ahehehehe, cake here? Dere ain't no cake here, go on then!
>holding an empty cake plate behind his back
>throws it out the window
Well I'm not sure what y'heard dat one!
>>754425
Does this look crazy ta you?
>
No.754429
>>754422
Don't you have a Litchi to be facedeep in tits.
No.754430
>>754427
Poyo....
>I guess I'll keep liking then...
No.754431
>>754426
>I heard a robot lady say that too. She had blue hair!
>But she died, I think they made a game about it.
>There's a game about you too!
>pointan at Gardevoir
No.754433
>>754425
>Yelling up at him
Wedging a hyperdrive up my robot's ass. What are YOU doing, Miller?
>>754427
>Thinks about it
>Assassinated plenty of people himself to get where he is
I guess you're right. I should watch my ass
No.754434
>>754424
A pretender! A faker to the throne!
It'll take more than that to put the great Taokaka down, darn spot!
>>754429
Nyoho, don't worrrrry about it, Big Sis. Good Guy said he'd bring Boobie Lady after he got food!
It's been a long time, but patience is a good thingy
>growling stomach
No.754435
>>754427
Yeah, I think it just might!
>>754428
Snake?
>>754433
I think I got turned into a vampire!
What about asses?
No.754436
>>754430
>remembers the events of Squeak Squad clearly
>shivers
Yeeeep might be one around here, though.
>>754433
Somebody on the inside might attempt it...
You'd never know!
>>754435
Well it ain't, I ain't crazy! Yer crazy!
No.754437
>>754431
A robot with its memories tampered with? How sad...
>Maybe the game is why the hobby in general has lost some of its interest.
No.754438
>>754434
He's not coming back and he took Lambda with him.
Clearly there's an ass that needs thorough kicking.
No.754439
No.754440
>>754434
Poyo.
>I have no idea what you're talking about.
>>754435
Poyo poyo! Poyo?
>No, I'm Kirby! Who are you?
>>754436
Poyo...
>I hope so, I'm starving...
No.754441
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>754435
... You think? That's a pretty yes-or-no kind of thing, right?
And there aint enough of it around!
>>754436
>Has been suspecting Dren ever since he stole his fuckin' schnitzel out of the fridge.
>...
No.754442
>>754432
поыо?
>>754437
>Hobbies can't have interests, that would mean they're self aware. And that would be stupid.
>How come you got your heart on the outside?
No.754444
>>754436
Crazy? You think I'm crazy?
They all said I was crazy, but I did it all for them.
All for revenge.
>>754440
W...what?
>>754441
Preach, brother!
And uh, I put a weird mask on last night to piss off Ocelot, but then I got blood on it and I think I turned into a vampire.
What do I do?
No.754445
>>754442
What?
>It's an evolutionary trait.
No.754446
>>754440
Y'really dat hungry, huh?
>"Your pizza's done, my King."
...let the puffball have half.
But only half.
>>754441
If yer suspectin' anybody, I'm tellin' ya they most certainly did it.
Without doubt.
>>754444
Revenge fer what?
No.754447
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>>754438
Flappy Person too!?
But Tao was gonna make a real life Flappy...flappy something, that Mario game!
Do I gots to get the band back together, Big Sis?
No.754449
>>754443
поыо
>>754445
>That's kinda dumb. I could make this girl here attack it or I could light it on fire, but then you'd die real easy, so I don't get it.
>floating all the stoll around
No.754450
>>754444
Poyo?
>What's wrong?
>>754446
Poyo? POYO POYO!
>Really? Thanks Dedede!
>Happily eats pizza.
>>754449
Poyo....
>You're creeping me out....
No.754452
>>754444
Hm.
You should test it out.
How you feelin' about some nice garlic-y spaghetti about now?
>>754446
I'll keep that in mind...
>Dren's going to get his ass kicked with cyborg karate
No.754453
>>754449
>We're hardier than that.
???
>tfw not included in braintalk
No.754454
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>>754448
Oh sure, you wouldn't know nothin' about it since you're one'a them squares and rubes, but I'll tell ya anyway, Big Sis. You ain't a snitch like the rest of the stoolies here!
First there was me, and then Tao, and then Taokaka, and then the Kaka kitties sometimes, and then me again!
Do you wanna join Tao's club, Big Sis? To get down to business, and totally whack a Hun? Nyahaha.
No.754455
>>754446
All of it! All for revenge!
>>754450
What the hell is this thing-whoa there!
Pretty hungry, aren't you little guy.
>>754452
Garlic spaghetti? Oh man, that sounds great-
>sniff sniff
What is this? Are you trying to poison me?
>jumps through the roof with SUPER VAMPIRE REFLEXES
>drops a steamroller on Char
ALL FOR WRYYYYYYYYYYYYVENGE
No.754456
>>754454
>leaning in all closelike
>
Tao. I'm afraid your test results are back.
It's confirmed: you're retarded. You'll need a lobotomy.
No.754457
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>>754450
Yeah yeah don't mention it.
...seriously. Don't.
Ever.
Also we gotta teach y'to speak normally. Like people here do. Nobody here can understand ya!
>>754452
Because I thought that knight a' mine was gonna betray me but by then it was too late.
>but Dedede you still work with him all the time
>>754455
I know what that's like...you ain't crazy, yer motivated! Motivated against the enemy!
No.754458
>>754455
OH GOD-
>Wham
>Spaghetti everywhere
NOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooo....
No.754459
>>754450
>Good.
>Your mind's empty. That's weird.
>>754453
>I don't know that word.
>cartwheeling over mini
>I can hear the bacon lady coming.
>
No.754460
>>754455
Poyo! Poyo?
>Yep! You got any food on you?
>>754457
Poyo...
>But I don't know if I can...
No.754461
>>754455
HRRRNNNNGHKAZYOU'REAVAMPIRE
No.754462
>>754456
>???
You're gonna get me a laboratory, Big Sis?
Well I ain't a nerd but that Dexter guy is pretty cool!
No.754464
>>754459
>!
He vanished!
>A psychic human. Fascinating.
No.754465
>>754457
MOTIVATED FOR REVENGE
I GOT BACK WHAT THEY STOLE FROM US, BUT THE REST HAVEN'T
I WON'T STOP UNTIL IT'S TRUE
>>754458
YOU THINK YOU CAN WALTZ ALL OVER OUR AGREEMENT WITH YOUR POISON ITALIAN FOOD?
HOW DARE YOU
>>754461
BOSS I'M A VAMPIRE NOW
No.754466
>>754459
Poyo....
>Ok then....
No.754468
>>754460
'Course y'can!
Remember the time ah taught you some...good words.
>Meta Knight still gets angry anytime I mention the word borb!
>>754463
MOTIVATED!
PUT ON A MASK, GET A JET HAMMAH!
KICK DAT KIRBEH-- AH MEAN ENEMEH TO DAH CURB!
>>754465
THEN GET IT! GETCHUR REVENGE!
SOME A' US AIN'T SO LUCKY!
No.754469
>>754465
>Claws his way out from under the steamroller
M...Medic...
I... I...
>Gasping for breath
I was going to eat it if you weren't...
No.754472
File: 1457416918717.gif (354.32 KB, 530x287, 530:287, heels clacking intensifies.gif)
Well that takes care of that. You'd think these space people would be a little harder to bargain with.
>He was about ready to kiss your feet, Kapitan.
Well it's not like you had to stop him so soon.
>blink
...Boris.
>Da, Kapitan.
>Boris shuffles away to go get the emergency booze
No.754473
>>754469
Christ. Oi!
>pulling Char the rest of the way out
Who the bloody hell dropped a steamroller through the ceiling?
No.754475
>>754467
WAIT BOSS WAI-
>dodges like a fuckmothering vampire
I DON'T WANT TO DO THIS ANYMORE
>>754468
You...you need revenge too?
I can help, I can do that!
>>754469
Guess I don't know my own strength!
>AND NOW HERE'S SOMETHING WE HOPE YOU'LL REALLY LIKE
Was that a talking squirrel? And where did this steamroller come from?
No.754476
>>754471
See? Y'already got what it takes!
It'll be easy!
>>754475
Ah'm far past that there phase...
No.754477
>>754475
OHHHHH MY GOD! Snake Kick was ineffective!
No.754478
>>754470
>sees the drill
No, I wanna go to the dentist!
TEACHER LEAVE THOSE KIDS ALONE
No.754479
>>754472
Miss Bala!
>He was right.
No.754480
>>754477
HIS POWERS ARE GROWING STRONGER, BOSS.
WHAT DO WE DO?!
No.754481
>>754473
>it was a blonde vampire
DIO!
I think it was Miller, but it's ==ALWAYS== FUCKIN DIO.
No.754482
>>754476
Poyo!
>Well if you say so!
No.754483
>>754474
>Boris returns with the alcohol
Boris?
>Da, Kapitan.
Make it go away.
>Er...
>>754479
>just
>holds up a finger
>drains the flask
Pah...
>deep breath
So. How was your day.
No.754484
>>754480
OCELOT WE HAVE TO SUBDUE HIM
WITH MOE
No.754486
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>>754476
YOU DON'T WANT TO BE WHOLE
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
>>754477
BOSS, YOU GOTTA STOP
LIKE SERIOUSLY I MIGHT TRIP IN THE SPAGHETTI
No.754487
>>754481
Fucking Brando bastard.
>spooky eye mode go
Think you'll be alright?
>>754483
>that was an entire flask
>christ
No.754488
>>754482
Yeah! I'll have one of the Dees do it!
>points at the crowd
>not even at a specific one
>"Uhhh...me, sir?"
>shrug
Yeah sure.
>>754486
What does that even me?!
No.754489
>>754487
>spooky eye mode
huh, guess I'm not the only one who can do that.
No.754490
>>754483
I made a new friend and then a psychic boy with a gas mask came. He said you'd be here.
>waifumon waving and drinking tea
>!
>puts the lipstick away
No.754491
>>754484
I KNEW DRAGGING HIS BIG BAG OF ANIME DVDS HERE WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA
No.754492
>>754488
Poyo! Poyo? Poyo...
>Great! But, can we do it later? I'm kinda tired...
No.754493
>>754485
If it's not one idiotic thing, it's something new.
>Too right, Kapitan.
>Boris picks Kirby up and places him at the other end of the room
You could have been meaner.
>Sorry, Kapitan.
>>754487
Is there a problem, mister Crowe.
>>754490
>squint
You didn't think anything incriminating, I hope. That kid's been pestering me for a while now.
>?
>closer look at mini's face
There's something different...
No.754494
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>>754488
We've all lost things. Me, my arm and leg. But now they're back.
You, your cake and dignity. Will you ever get it back? If you don't at least try to be whole again, you'll never be like you were.
Forever a shell. A phantom of your former self.
>>754491
YOU BETTER NOT TOUCH MY STATUES
No.754495
>>754487
I've had worse
>Re-inflating like a cartoon character
>Cyborg physiology is weird
What you up to, Crowe?
>>754490
>Staring at her lips from across the room under the mask
No.754496
>>754493
Poyo...
>Aw... Well, going going to sleep then.
Zzzzzzzzz......
No.754497
>>754492
Whenever's good fer yah!
>>754494
Eh, ah'll always get more!
No.754498
>>754489
Talking skeleton and steamroll dropping vampire. When the bloody hell did this become Wolfenstein?
Right. Too silly. Moving on.
>>754493
Other than the walking dead and my friend being crushed under a fucking steamroller, no. Everything's absolutely peachy.
>>754495
Christ, when could you do that!?
Err, right. So my contract with Big Boss has expired. Not doing an exclusive one again. That's about it.
No.754499
>>754491
OKAY, TIME TO BEAT A VAMPIRE
>>754486
KAAAAAAAZ
No.754501
>>754498
c'mon, don't be like that.
I'm sure there's much weirder stuff out here.
No.754502
>>754494
Now, let's see what DVD here is kawaii enough to stop this madness.
>looks into the sack
...these all look the same.
>>754499
Boss I can't tell the difference between any of these DVDs! They all have bug eyed melty faced, sluttily dressed women on them!
No.754503
>>754493
>!
D-different?
>She means-
I-it is nothing.
>>754495
>um
>UM
Mister Char?
No.754504
>>754499
>>754500
heh... nice clones you got there.
No.754505
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>>754497
You're just hiding from the truth.
Hiding from your pain. You pastry pain.
...Painstry.
>>754499
Boss...I'm already a vampire.
>>754502
You take that back, Haruna and Kongou are completely different!
No.754506
>>754502
He likes that Iowa shipgirl!
>>754504
You have no idea.
>just kinda
>shoots the clone right between the eyes
I've got enough copies, damn it.
>>754505
This is for your own good, Kaz. You had to go and become a damn dirty vampire...
No.754507
>>754503
>well, that ain't like any kinda monster I've ever seen before. wonder what she's doing here.
No.754508
>>754505
Painstry...
Hey that's pretteh good! Ah'm gonna steal dat name!
No.754509
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>754498
Free agent, huh? Zeon's always looking for good pilots.
>>754503
>Sweating
>3xfast Flamenco playing in his head drowning out her words as he watches her lips mouth his name
Uh....
>Blinks
You look very pretty today kiddo...
No.754510
>>754506
whoa. little extreme, don'tcha think?
No.754511
>>754498
As long as it doesn't cause any friction in our present agreement, the roof can come down on this place for all I care. Not that it would for long, anyway.
>opens a cigar case
>takes a false bottom out
>tosses a silver bullet from inside
Don't ask.
>>754503
>idly pinching mini's lower lip
Mm. If you'd wanted some, all you had to do was ask.
>knows full well it's hers
So who's your friend.
>>754509
>tuuuuuuuuuurn
Tread carefully, mister Aznable.
No.754512
>>754505
IN WHAT WAY, MILLER?!
IN WHAT WAY?!
>>754506
I'm just putting one in the DVD player, Boss!
>puts on in
>turns on the TV
No.754513
File: 1457418473473.jpg (235.85 KB, 1280x1810, 128:181, tumblr_o1qy0cI5JA1r7o9mjo1….jpg)
>>754507
>skeleton
>no mind to read
>[static noises]
>???
No.754514
>>754506
Boss come on, I didn't know!
Look, you would put that mask on if it bugged Ocelot too, right?
I can still be an asset!
>>754508
You're welcome to it, my friend. I don't want others to share my fate anymore.
>>754512
YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND!
>looks at the TV
Is that...Iowa?
No.754515
>>754509
T-thank you!
>she was busy screaming internally from the steamrolling
>>754511
[!]
U-um... she is also a psychic. I was cleaning up when I found her in the attic.
No.754516
>>754514
Yeah!
Now ah'm gonna...go back to sleep now.
>sits back in the nice velvet-y recliner
>sleeeeep
No.754517
>>754513
>she's just kinda staring at me. maybe I should say something.
uh... hello?
No.754518
>>754510
Standard procedure.
>>754512
There! It's in!
>>754514
I never was a fan of masks. Balaclava was as far as I'd allow.
No.754519
File: 1457418744487.jpg (187.63 KB, 828x980, 207:245, 4eb4ca2edb51e3e46450217a41….jpg)
>>754509
Sure. I don't mind working for someone I know. Just not exclusively.
>>754511
Let's not go testing your luck just yet, miss Balalaika. I'm not entirely sure you'd survive the roof coming down.
No.754520
>>754514
Yyyyyyes it is!
>>754518
I think it's working, Boss.
No.754521
>>754518
if you say so.
wait, how do I know you're not the clone, and that you didn't just kill the orginal?
No.754522
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>>754517
>tfw can't telepathically communicate
>[dead air noises intensify]
No.754523
>>754516
...That looks super comfy.
Could be a little more coffin shaped though.
>>754518
Boss, I can't believe after everything we've been through, you'd throw it all away just because my teeth got longer!
And that I can't go outside in the sun.
And some other things, I'm still looking into it.
>>754520
Somebody filmed her?
>sees his name in the corner on the screen
Is that me? I'll fucking kill me!
No.754524
>>754520
Of course!
>>754521
Don't be stupid, skeleton.
>>754523
We're working on a cure.
But yes if you go and try to infect the men I'll execute you like I did The Boss.
No.754525
>>754522
well.... ok then.
No.754527
>>754511
>Always has really bad luck with the young ones anyway
Not treading at all I dunno what you're talking about!
>>754519
Gotcha - well I'd pay top dollar for shipgirl targeting info.
>Wiggles eyebrows
Unescorted vessels if ya' know what I'm saying'.
No.754528
>>754523
...actually filmed her.
God, you're such a weirdo.
>>754524
I can't believe he filmed Iowa, Boss.
Are there any...rules against that or...?
No.754529
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>>754515
I guess I'll be frank, I'm not that willing to suddenly start allowing pets.
Especially when said pets look like noseless super models.
>waggling mini's head back and forth by her lip
I expect you to clean up after it, I guess.
>and if it hears something it shouldn't it dies
>>754519
I have my own aces up my sleeves, there's no need to worry about me.
You're clear then, on what I want.
>>754527
>tiny smirk
Better hope that mask stays opaque, huh.
No.754530
>>754527
Aside from the new ones rarely produced and sent straight to Outer Heaven, I'm... not sure there are many free-floating shipgirls.
I've never encountered any, at least. They make me uncomfortable.
>>754529
For the sake of being clear, let's give it a once-over.
No.754531
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>>754524
But the benefits, think of the benefits!
>wait
You'd put me on the same pedestal as The Boss?
B-Boss, I...
>leaking space stingy ripper fluid
>>754528
I was insane at the time, you can't prove anything!
No.754532
>>754528
It is pretty creepy...
>>754531
>pierced by fucking SPESS RIPPAH STEENGY EYES
Kaz, I...
No.754533
>>754531
THIS RIGHT HERE IS PROOF, MILLER!
>>754532
>the footage is still going
Jesus Christ, how long is this?
No.754534
>>754532
Boss? What happened? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSS!
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
This isn't what I wanted! I just wanted to piss off Ocelot!
>>754533
THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT
>angry fangs showing
No.754535
>blink
Pet?
>I am not a pet. Nor am I so easily disposed of.
No.754536
>>754533
It's... wow those are some premium panty shots.
>>754534
>
Kaaaaz. Come closer...
No.754537
File: 1457419654935.jpg (61.53 KB, 593x613, 593:613, Ocelot is completely and t….jpg)
>>754534
WHA-- CH-- BU-- MY FAULT?!
THIS ISN'T MY FAULT, YOU'RE JUST TRYING TO REDIRECT BLAME!
YOU SHOULDN'T PUT ON SPOOKY MASKS YOU FIND IN JUNGLES!
WHO DOES THAT?!
>>754536
Oh yes, you can tell whoever filmed this has done this before.
Real top quality.
...wait I almost forgot Miller filmed this.
Wonder if he has more...
No.754538
>>754530
Two weeks ago, Russian scientists published an article stating that nuclear weapons might finally have a reasonable use: by destroying asteroids well outside the atmosphere.
I know this doesn't seem like much to you private space age types, but it means huge changes for us little people. And I intend to capitalize on it as much as I can.
>>754535
>oh good lord it talks
Oh good lord it talks.
>uh
I'm already not liking this.
>think innocent thoughts, Bala
No.754539
>>754536
>kneels down
>on his TWO LEGS
Yeah, Boss. Anything.
Heh, this is like that time in 95, huh.
>>754537
I DO WHEN YOU FORCE ME BY BEING A TOTAL ASSHOLE
EVERYONE'S TO BLAME HERE
AND DON'T GO LOOKING THROUGH MY PRIVATE MOVIES
No.754540
>>754538
That's actually a good use for them. I'm just wondering what took you lot this long to figure it out.
No.754541
>>754537
Maybe he has some of the others...
>>754539
Nngh.
>
Kaz... why would you do this?
No.754542
>>754539
...you know what?
I can agree. We were both jackasses.
>>754541
Well we might have to look, then.
No.754543
>>754530
Really? Why's that?
No.754544
>>754538
She is not my pet, she is my friend!
>Maybe this will help.
>Slav waifu go
No.754545
>>754541
No, Boss. Don't say that!
I did it all for you.
>rising trumpets
>HERE IT COMES, BOYS
>>754542
Agreed, now-would you stop talking about my movies!
No.754546
>>754540
Things are more complicated than that. If the world was as big of a happy place as Disneyland would have you believe, I'd be out of a job.
>puff'
I'm taking a marginal risk here. I want you to knock down asteroids to speed the process up.
But not too many. The production of orthodox arms is fine as long as the rate of return doesn't change too much.
>>754544
Right...
>wut
>squint
Is that thing mocking me?
No.754547
>>754543
They just... make me nervous.
>Crowe's never been good with the ladies
>>754546
>more opportunities for the Vector Cannon
>grin
I'm already liking this.
No.754548
>>754542
Later, later.
Help me up.
>>754545
No, Kaz don't-!
No.754549
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>>754545
Alright, alright we'll stop!
Geez.
>>754548
>throws out his hand
Grab my hand! I'll help you!
No.754550
>>754546
>looking over
>???
>It is a stereotype.
>It seems your mother figure is not fond of me.
No.754551
>>754548
I GAVE MY LIIIIIIIIIIIIFE
NOT FOR HONORRRRRR
BUT
FOR
YOUUUUUUUUUU
>SNAKE EAAATERRRRR
>cue raining steamrollers
WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING!?
>flattened by one
>>754549
Oh god my legs!
No.754552
>>754549
>nabs a hand
THE SINS, OCELOT
THEY NEVER DIE
>>754551
>lifting a steamroller up with ease
>Cocoon lifting muscles go
Kaaaaaz!
No.754553
>>754551
Well that's status quo for you.
>>754552
WORDS THAT KILL, BOSS.
WOULD YOU SPEAK THEM TO MEEEEEE?!
>pulls him off of the ground
No.754554
>>754547
You'll be paid per nuclear weapon deployed.
I hope you find that fair because negotiations are closed right now.
>>754550
>JUST
I'm not going to question what you're talking about, I can only hope it isn't something you'd be afraid to say openly.
>nabs garde's bagged vodka
>maybe if I drink enough I can stop being paranoid
No.754555
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>>754552
Booooooooooooooss!
>another one crushes his arm
OH GOD
>>754553
>rolls out from the steamrollers
>totally fine
What?
No.754556
>>754547
Hm.
Noted...
Well I should probably hit the sack.
Night!
No.754557
>>754554
Cheers then.
>>754556
I might be able to get my hands on some of those Abyssals if I dive down into the seas where Boss hasn't been.
Take it easy, Char.
No.754558
>>754554
>blink
>warm stack of pancakes go
These help too.
No.754559
>>754557
>sigh
I suppose I should be grateful, you taking on my offer after how I acted last time.
Apologies are out of the question, but I hope we can be amicable now, at the very least.
>>754558
>how did-
>eyean Gardevoir
Girl talk, huh.
>setting into the pancakes anyway
Mmmm...
No.754560
>>754559
>thinking back to old boss
>ghhhh
You won't be holding me millions of dollars in debt too, I hope.
No.754561
File: 1457421683857.png (322.16 KB, 500x499, 500:499, SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA….png)
>>754555
Huh.
You're somehow intact.
No.754562
>>754559
Girl talk?
>Garde hovering tea over
No.754563
>>754555
KAZ THIS HAS TO STOP
>fultons himself out
No.754564
File: 1457421963002.png (153.22 KB, 250x323, 250:323, tumblr_m46o45vld71r969y1o1….png)
>>754560
I don't have the kind of liquid cash to blackmail anybody that badly.
>oh well
It's like you said, there's no loyalty other than to the job.
If you wanted to guarantee nothing hit me or my place of work, it'd be appreciated.
>>754562
...Never mind.
>appraising the tea
I'm not sure why I was worried about lack of quality.
>sippan
>oh that sweet jam
Mm...what would you like to do tonight.
No.754565
>>754561
Did you just forget about the vampire thing?
Also how many of those videos have you seen.
>>754563
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSS
No.754566
>>754564
That's a granted, yes.
Isn't that right, ADA?
>Keep. Runner. Safe.
No.754567
>>754565
A little, yes.
And that was the first one.
No.754568
>>754564
Maybe just a little...
>scooting in for a hug
No.754569
>>754567
I really don't want to have to bite you, so I'm gonna need those back.
Actually, do I even bite? I could probably do the job with my fingers. But that's dumb.
No.754570
>>754566
>uh
Runner?
>>754568
>'mere, meido
Oh?
A little of what, is it.
No.754571
>>754569
>hands the sack over
Here you go, just as you remember it.
No.754572
File: 1457422468199.jpg (154.98 KB, 1213x1273, 1213:1273, 259106_175884502472285_550….jpg)
>>754570
That'd be me. She calls her pilot "Runner".
By extension of contract it means you too.
No.754573
>>754571
Thank you.
>peeking in
Well, it all looks to be accounted fo-
>accidental SPACE RIPPER STINGY EYES
>all of the tapes are ruined
N...No! My moe! My tape of Hoppo!
No.754574
>>754570
>
You will sample my new food, yes?
No.754576
>>754572
Isn't that the thing you said tries to stalk you.
That figures, huh.
>>754574
New?
>halts the pancake to her mouth
>...
>[sweating]
Of course I will.
>plugs the 'cake in mini's cakehole
No.754577
>>754575
This needs to be fixed. It's not right.
And you're gonna help me.
No.754578
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>>754576
>om
It is not the pancakes, do not worry.
No.754579
>>754577
Alright I'll bite, how can I help?
No.754580
>>754576
Stalks?
>hooks a thumb to Jehuty
Artificial intelligence.
No.754581
>>754579
I'm going to distract the girls with my crushing jazz skills, and then you're going to film them!
It'll be perfect, nobody can resist my sax!
No.754582
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>>754578
>mildly distracted by hamster cheeks
>eeeee
Well then I'll have to stop eating these delicious pancakes if I want to have room, won't I.
You've piqued my interest, let's have it.
>>754580
>craning her neck
...Things always give me the heebie jeebies.
No.754583
>>754581
That's stupid, but it will allow me to test the R&D Team's latest invention for me.
>pulls out a revolver
This look like an ordinary revolver? Wrong!
It's a camera shaped like a revolver!
No.754584
>>754583
No, that's stupid. What are you supposed to see when everything think you're pointing a gun at them?
...You just want to look at people crying.
No.754585
>>754582
>
I made it especially thick.
No.754586
File: 1457423249181.png (322.92 KB, 1024x642, 512:321, Aha aha gimme my hat back.png)
>>754584
And you just want to see women's panties.
Face it we're both on the wrong here, Miller. Best to just accept it.
No.754587
>>754582
Been a pilot for a very long time. Though I'll admit this is my second custom model. Used to run a Scopedog. Gruntsuit.
>
Oh. You're busy.
I'll be going then.
>climbing up Jehuty
No.754588
File: 1457423350671.png (289.3 KB, 422x750, 211:375, tumblr_n8eexjD8W61tb63e0o1….png)
>trying on his DMC2 outfit again
Nn... I feel all serious when I wear this.
No.754589
>>754586
Ok, ok. So maybe you have a point.
>sigh
>pulls Ocelot's hat out
If I'm gonna die a vampire, I won't die a jerk vampire.
No.754590
>>754589
Miller...this...this is my hat.
>takes it
I can't believe you had it. Thank you...this means so much to me.
No.754591
>>754585
>unconsciously drooling
...Where do you even find the time to make these things.
>whatever
>forehead smek
>slide dat meat in my mouth, fam
>>754587
>chewing
>pondering
>I wonder how much those things go for
No.754592
File: 1457423566756.jpg (481.07 KB, 1000x1167, 1000:1167, 53113058_p3_master1200.jpg)
>>754590
Just don't mention it, alright?
I don't want to end up like Vamp, that's all.
No.754593
>>754588
>looks up from pogey tea
>sip
You look like you just stapled the front of a tuxedo to your normal outfit.
No.754595
>>754592
It's alright, I get it.
We've been at each other's throats since 1984, but maybe it's time change that.
Until then, I have to go now. Motherbase needs me.
>fultons away
No.754596
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>>754593
>swish
>DMC4 gooo
I wore it the one time I took something seriously.
>shruggin
I met that glutton angel you talked about. She seems alright.
No.754597
>>754594
>ok wow I underestimated how big this thing was
Secret?
>Bala don't talk with your mouth full
Now that's strange. I wonder what my little maid would have to keep secret from me.
No.754598
File: 1457423874718.jpg (193.73 KB, 800x565, 160:113, 5ad70c3ff49b8c358badaea304….jpg)
>>754596
The one time you took something seriously, I couldn't take you seriously.
>tch
She'll eat anything that moves, Dante. As long as it has sugar in it. At least you were spared from meeting the other one.
No.754599
>>754597
>
...My friend helped me clean up much faster so I had more time to cook.
>SHAAAAAAME
No.754600
>>754598
You were also kinda brainwashed by Mundus.
>
Oh the slutty one? Thirst's not my cup of tea.
No.754601
File: 1457424119028.gif (614.93 KB, 500x281, 500:281, tumblr_n7p60uZ2P41qbyka1o1….gif)
>>754599
>...I don't have a pen handy
>I don't have a pen handyHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGH
Gkkkt...
>absently patting mini on the head probably way too hard
There's more than just wanting to cook for me that's available to you, you know.
No.754602
>>754600
That doesn't mean my eyes were any less open.
>D-cut's a slice over
Neither is this.
>turns the cup around
>Property of Ahri
I wonder why my girls haven't taken care of those two yet. It looks fantastically easy.
No.754603
>>754601
>pat levels: moderate
>still stronk from proximity
W-what?
No.754604
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No.754605
File: 1457424397184.jpg (234.37 KB, 1280x854, 640:427, tumblr_migf49jSC01rf19b8o1….jpg)
>>754603
Be reasonable. The men make as little mess as possible for you to clean and my desk takes an hour tops.
It's just a little concerning a girl your age isn't interested in anything outside of maid work.
No.754606
File: 1457424470369.jpg (75.63 KB, 700x579, 700:579, d59847a6f663e8ce11e554d82f….jpg)
>>754605
It is how I was raised.
No.754607
>>754604
Scanty and Kneesocks. They have a history with the hooker angels.
I don't understand it, all they said was they were let go of their last job. It's not like they're complete failures or-
>
Oh.
No.754608
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>>754606
>don't think about what the glasses bitch did to her that thing might still be around
Doesn't mean there's anything stopping you now.
Free to do pretty much whatever.
>sagging a little
...
>spears the rest of the swordfish
No.754609
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>>754607
Hey, don't knock'em. I got let go from jobs all the time! Then I took up the moniker "Tony Redgrave" and beat the tar outta demons for money.
Maybe they just haven't found where their talents are.
No.754610
>>754608
>:c
I enjoy spending time with you and the men, and my friends.
No.754611
File: 1457424847153.jpg (109.17 KB, 850x607, 850:607, sample-9c61542e773e9f75099….jpg)
>>754609
That sounds like a bad case of not my problem.
>blink
Didn't you pull a gun on someone during a pizza delivery.
Do you just have drunk rodents for a brain or what.
No.754612
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>>754611
He didn't wanna pay 'cause it was missing a topping. So I made him pay extra for wasting my time.
No.754613
>>754610
>spreads her legs so mini falls in between her lap
I guess it can't be helped.
>leg squeeze
No.754615
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>>754612
And the usual one-liner was delivered, I assume.
>pinching his nose
That's a perfectly logical complaint, you know.
No.754616
>>754614
What's the matter now.
No.754617
>>754615
It's pizza. Complaining about pizza is sacrilege.
No.754618
>>754616
What are you doing, miss Bala?
No.754619
File: 1457425310411.jpg (510.79 KB, 989x1178, 989:1178, tumblr_mlfnucqKAe1rvsw16o1….jpg)
>>754617
I still question if we're actually related or not.
>
And would take that thing off your back already, you look ridiculous.
More so than usual.
No.754620
>>754618
>?
I was just moving my legs so I'd be more comfortable.
>enveloped by bacon thighs, mini
Is something the matter?
No.754621
>>754619
Don't be jealous, you do the same thing with your swords.
>
Think fast!
No.754622
>>754620
>aaaa they're so big and it's warm and
>unconsciously heavy breathing
N-no.
No.754623
>>754621
>back to his tea
>ssssssssssip
>Summoned Swoods knock the Lucy swoods away
I believe the phrase is "oh baby a triple"
No.754624
>>754622
No. Now I'm sure something's the matter.
>crosses a leg over mini's lap
>leans forward and puts a hand on her forehead
You feel warm. You weren't swimming at night again, were you.
No.754625
>>754623
>'splodin Lucy swoods
Well I guess yours don't do that.
No.754626
>>754624
It is nothing!
>aaaaa think pure thoughts
No.754627
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No.754628
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>>754625
>explosions send Verg flying up in an arc
>still sitting in his chair
>lands perfectly next to another table
>kicks away from the chair as it falls apart
I won't take insulting my swords lightly, brother.
No.754629
>>754628
That's my bro alright.
>grin
Whatcha gonna do about it?
No.754630
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>>754626
>squeeze
Unlike you, Doctor Pavel was actually incredibly talkative. Rejecting offers left and right in favor of ours.
>tiddies on head
I'll only ask one more time.
>>754627
>oh jeez
What's so funny.
No.754631
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>>754629
>DIMENSHUN CUTTO
>head of D's rose falls off
Have you ever been to Pamplona, Dante.
No.754632
>>754627
>UM
>>754630
It is nothiiiing!
>
No.754633
File: 1457426166251.png (1.24 MB, 812x1224, 203:306, e964bff36370372c1ba31f5313….png)
>>754631
Running with the Bulls right?
No.754634
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>>754633
They throw roses at the runners. It's meant to be in celebration, but sometimes the petals get in the eyes of the men, and they become confused and are subsequently trampled.
Not that putting so much red in front of a bull is ever a good idea.
>points to an unexploded Lucy sword
>DRAMATIC POINT
You threw roses in front of a bull.
>...
...pfft.
No.754635
No.754637
>>754634
Did you have to explain the one-liner?
No.754638
File: 1457426538584.png (625.96 KB, 853x480, 853:480, 454201-balalaikatrashremov….png)
>>754632
>and now to tie the knot
>hand still on her forehead
>pulls away like it was burned
No, you're definitely sick. And with something contagious, by the looks of it.
>sitting mini on the very edge of her lap
You'll understand, hm?
>pops a bottle of Balanaga out
Gonna have to make do with this for the time being.
>>754636
>uh
>No idea what you mean.
No.754639
>>754637
>hmph
You wouldn't have understood.
>sword rain
No.754640
File: 1457426662033.jpg (710.61 KB, 1091x1544, 1091:1544, your best isn't enough.jpg)
>>754639
>guhuh
>Royal Guard.exe
No.754641
>>754638
>!
I am not sick I just...
>guh
It is embarrassing...
>taking the bottle anyways
No.754642
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>>754640
>oh jeez
>Yamato at the ready
>bracing for COUNTAH
No.754643
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No.754644
>>754642
>counter: Lucifer
>exploding swood rain
I might not even use my guns this time!
No.754645
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>>754641
You don't think you can share with me?
It's prudent to know everything I can, Fabiola.
>and because I totally don'r care nope
And that's not considering the personal aspect.
>>754643
>goddamn fucking psychics fucking bullshit
What is your problem.
No.754646
>>754645
>gkkt
Promise you will not judge me.
No.754647
>>754644
You act like you just found that thing again.
>dancing around
>tossing D-cuts up at the swoods
I hate having the low ground.
No.754648
>>754645
>>754646
>I am intruding.
>skedaddling up to the attic
No.754649
>>754647
What can I say? I expanded my arsenal! You should see Pandora's Box!
>still tossan
No.754650
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>>754646
>pinky extended
Here's looking at you, kid.
>>754648
>squint
>squint
Was that thing...
>whatever
No.754651
File: 1457427284084.jpg (169.56 KB, 600x382, 300:191, tumblr_lzb4c7otFD1r7eq0no2….jpg)
>>754649
Have you some advice you might actually listen to.
>darting back and forth
>up the walls he goes, still cuttan
>
Get good.
No.754652
>>754650
>pleasedon'thateme
>latching onto Bala
>muffled "te quiero" into the cleave
No.754653
>>754651
>speaking of
>here's the box
No.754654
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>>754652
>
>thank god she can't see this aaaaaaaaa
>crushing mini into the tiddies
>face: in her hair
I know.
No.754655
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>>754653
>!
>DANCE VERG DANCE
Only you would throw a suitcase at me.
>here he coooooomes
No.754656
>>754655
At you?
>it's ricocheting off everything
No.754657
>>754654
>AAAAAAAAA
>calman down
No.754658
File: 1457428050062.jpg (153.98 KB, 850x1146, 425:573, sample-c41138e322b010bce1c….jpg)
>>754656
>hmmmm
>HMMMMMMMMMMMM
This'll be satisfying.
>slashes at de bocks
No.754659
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>>754657
>[heavy breathing]
>down, Bala
>suddenly cheongsam
A friend of mine lent me this while my other suit is at the cleaner's.
Might as well get its mileage out of it, hm.
No.754660
>>754658
Don't forget about me now!
>nyoom
No.754661
>>754659
>sundress go
I would like to wear this more often too.
>beat passes
At least maestro is not here watching.
No.754662
>>754660
You thought I did?
>what's that up above
>SWOOOODS
No.754663
>>754662
>!
>Quicksilver style
>ZA WARUDO
>skatan along away from the swoods
Jeez.
No.754664
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>>754661
I'm more concerned about your new friend.
>fiddling with the lace
It'll be warm soon. Your maid outfit will be too heavy, so this will be your uniform.
>guhuh
No.754665
>>754663
>frozen Verg is frozen
No.754666
>>754665
>setting up Lucy swords around him like DIO does knives
>and retrieved Pandora's Box
Let's get this party started again!
>snaps fingers
>soshite toki wa ugokidasu
No.754667
>>754664
I am used to the warm weather, if you recall my previous employment-
>oh
>ooooh
>face: red as a lobster
No.754668
>>754666
>man I'm fast but not that fast
>handle: gripped
>half the Lucy swords explode
>sploded with the rest
Ow.
No.754669
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>>754668
Ta-daaaaa. I took it seriously.
No.754670
>>754667
>grin
Though there is something about having a maid around.
>pinching mini's lip again
You could have just asked.
No.754671
>>754670
A-ah?
>
>!!!
It is not what it looks like!
No.754672
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>>754669
The sad part is I know you're right.
>sitting up
>expels the sword shards out of him
Fine, as per out agreement, I'll...order the crazy bread.
No.754673
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>>754672
Well. Half-seriously. I'd never go all-out on you.
>except for that time as Nelo Angelus
[!]
Yes!
No.754675
>>754674
I-I was just...
>guh
trying makeup.
No.754676
>>754673
>handle the banter, bruv :^)
Well isn't that embarrassing.
>just
>cuts a hole into a pizza shop
>takes the nearest box of crazy bread and tosses some change
Record time, eh?
No.754677
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>>754676
>like you handled those swords right
>:^)
Nice.
>pushing the jukebox's button
...
>again
...
>again
Aw man, it's jammed again.
No.754678
>>754675
>shaking her head
I won't have it. You're far too young to be ruining your pores with foundation and all the other shit they market to you kids. No makeup, effective immediately.
>
Although I won't say no if you want to use lipstick from time to time.
No.754679
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>>754677
I think I have a fix for that.
>drops a piece of crazy bread on the floor
No.754680
>>754678
Very well, miss Bala.
No.754681
>>754679
>instinctively reaching for it
Hey!
No.754682
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>>754680
Mm.
>rearranging the bitties
My scars are acting up again, you'll have to take care of it.
>
...This thing isn't handy for relieving pressure either, huh. I'm sure you'll figure something out.
>tucks mini under her armpit
>strolls out
No.754684
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>>754683
>that is not a cheesegrin
No.754685
>>754684
>
Fix the jukebox, Dante.
No.754686
>>754685
>PAWNCH
>jukebox sparking but working
That was a perfectly good crazy breadstick.
No.754687
No.754688
>>754686
I had to get you motivated.
No.754689
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>>754688
Really know how to push my buttons.
No.754690
>>754689
It's what being an older brother's all about.
I called those modeling people back and said we weren't going.
I don't know what Chippendales is but it sounds no good.
No.754691
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No.754692
>>754691
You heard me.
>coloring in his eyebrows
No.754693
>>754692
Sheesh.
>
Oh. I met this weird vampire girl. She tried to blow me up, so I royalguarded it.
No.754694
>>754693
Should I be concerned?
>yes
>no
Sounds like you have it all taken care of.
Her body's around, I assume.
No.754695
>>754694
Her sister kinda yanked her away before we could have a throwdown for real, talk about a clockblock.
No.754696
>>754695
And you said she was a girl, correct.
>disappointment
>head shaking
She sounds like a youkai. There was one here earlier.
No.754697
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>>754696
Yeah? Guess all the creepy crawlies are wormin' outta the woodworks.
That shrine chick ain't doin' her job.
No.754698
>>754697
Then we'll have to fix that, won't we.
After crazy bread.
No.754699
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>>754698
After. Crazy bread. And not a moment before.
No.754700
>>754699
>only crumbs left
Clean plate club.
No.754701
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>>754700
>eating the crumbs
Spotless plate club.
No.754702
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>>754701
>hmm
Touche.
>Beowulf go
No.754703
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>>754702
>Alastor time
>lightning swood
Round two so soon?
No.754704
>>754703
>?
We have places to be, remember.
>hup
No.754705
>>754704
Aw...
>running after Verg
No.754706
>wanders in
>headphones blaring
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S69u7DhUlik
>doing calculations on a tablet
No.754707
File: 1457433916653.jpg (88.04 KB, 850x638, 425:319, sample-1a2655018ba9a20dbee….jpg)
>>754706
Now that's catchy-wait a tic.
No.754708
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>>754707
>tappity tappity
>hasn't noticed
>it might be the multi-decibel music
...
No.754709
>>754708
>must be if he can hear it from here
We've not seen this one before... they're making new ones?
>Sneak Crowe.exe
No.754710
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>>754709
>
>
>some fag's looking at me
Yeah?
No.754711
>>754710
>fucking
Snake I'm not it seems...
>uh
You're one of those pasty ones from the depths, yeah?
No.754712
File: 1457434436503.jpg (122.63 KB, 850x601, 850:601, sample-e79b3d89ebb9e858e38….jpg)
>>754711
Name's Shuse. Try usin' it.
>turns a dial in the palm of one of her fuckhuge hands
>volume: slightly lowered
Abyssal, yeah. What's up.
No.754713
>>754712
>jeez
Crowe. Like the smart bird.
You're different from the rest. Something happen?
No.754714
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>>754713
Whaddya mean?
>just now looking up from the tablet
>...
This is what I get for walking.
No.754715
>>754714
Aren't you lot supposed to be massacring or summat. That's kind of the impression everyone has.
>cheesecake deployed
>aw yis
No.754716
>>754715
Supposedly.
>exiting tabs
>sniff sniff
What's that.
No.754717
>>754716
Supposedly? That's a first.
>
Heaven in a slice is what it is.
No.754718
>
Where the hell did this thing come from...?
No.754719
File: 1457435230766.jpg (129.82 KB, 850x638, 425:319, sample-63753b9217f112fc590….jpg)
>>754717
Huh.
>dragging things to spreadsheets
>top of her trusty drum opens up
>PT with bauxite in its mouth flies away
>>754718
Looks like a teddy bear, chief.
Probably a toy store.
No.754720
>>754718
Mail order came in, mate.
Check the box it came from.
>>754719
Some kind of office worker then. Didn't think you lot had that sort of thing. Or that it was needed.
>maybe I could nab this one for Aznable as a sign of goodwill
No.754721
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>>754719
Maybe, but that doesn't explain why it's dressed up in my old outfit from the '40s.
>>754720
>picks up a nearby box
>smiles
Ah, makes sense now. Return address says it's from the Black Widow.
No.754722
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>>754720
Really.
>turns the drum over
>shakes it like an Etch-a-Sketch
>munching pocky from it
I'm not an office worker.
You guys have that kind of thing up here, right? Not that different.
>>754721
Build-a-Bear workshop is a magical place.
It's where best friends are made, you know.
No.754723
>>754721
I've no idea who that is but from your smile I can hazard a guess: more than a friend, eh?
>>754722
We just figured you were all killer robots from under the sea, made on some subnautical assembly line.
>no idea they're sunken shipgrills
Last time I watched Terminator they didn't have the metal skeleton ones taking inventory.
>is that
Are those Mikado sticks?
>European pocky has a more nip word than the nips
>gg
No.754724
>>754722
Really? 'Cause last I checked, a grown man treating an inanimate object as his best friend is usually a sign of insanity.
>>754723
>nods
She was one of the agents I trained back when I was still being forced into playing hitman for the Soviets. Only one I'm still on good terms with, too.
No.754725
>>754723
Because the T-1000 is a combat unit. Duh.
>shrugs
>shakes the can
>literally full of pocky
I look like I'm fresh off the assembly line to you.
>>754724
Sounds more like a pussy to me, but vis a vis.
No.754726
>>754724
Oi! Watch it with the inanimate object thing.
>Jehuty leans into the Hall on all fours
>head in view
Keep. Runner. Safe.
ADA, calm down.
>>754725
How the bloody hell would I know what you lot look like fresh off the line?
>Did she just confirm it? Mental note taken.
>Ooh.
You do look a little cleaner than the rest.
No.754727
>>754725
Bit of a rude way to put it, but I can see where you're coming from.
>>754726
>whoa now
...Doesn't really count as an inanimate object if it talks, now does it?
No.754728
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>>754726
I dunno, you seemed like you had a pretty good picture of it before you even saw me.
Figured I wouldn't get in the way of a budding relationship between an asshole and his assumptions like that.
>blinks up at Jehuty
I don't get out much. Starting to see why.
>>754727
>idly tampering with Buck's arm
It was squeaking and interrupting my jams. You're welcome.
No.754729
>>754727
Jealous one, she is.
>>754728
Only know what I'm told, Shuse. And what I'm told lines up with "I'll be back" followed by a solid drumline.
I might be an arsehole but the assumptions aren't quite mine.
>Jehuty's "eye" right on supplybae
No.754730
>>754728
>sighs
Would it have killed you to ask first?
>>754729
>chuckles
Must be real fun to deal with.
No.754731
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>>754729
Except I'd be a T-X anyway. Wrong on all accounts.
>
Your dog-mech is staring at me.
>>754730
Mentally? Yeah. I probably would have had a breakdown if I had to listen to it any longer.
>eyes rolled
You sound like the fleet.
No.754732
>>754730
Ever been kidnapped by your shield or arm? It's like that.
>finishing off that cheesecake
>>754731
She does that, yes. Try not to mind it.
Keep. Runner. Safe.
Do I look bloody unsafe to you?
Keep Runner safe.
You're doing that on purpose now.
No.754733
>>754731
And that's a bad thing because...?
>>754732
Can't say I have, but now that you've put the idea in my head...
>shivers a little
No.754734
File: 1457437350869.jpg (132.94 KB, 850x762, 425:381, sample-c15e6d57ef0883ef530….jpg)
>>754732
This Runner guy sounds like he needs a band-aid more than a backseat driver.
Sorry, fresh out of giant robot bones.
>>754733
You ever try to tell an idiot they're wrong until it gets them almost blown in half?
It's about as fun for me as it is for them.
No.754735
>>754733
I'm just glad she'll listen to reason. When she's not being like this. Sometimes I forget it's an artificial intelligence inside a giant mech and think she's a jealous teenager.
>>754734
>ohoho
I think I like the wit on you.
Runner is not safe.
Christ on a bike.
No.754736
>>754734
Why do you think I have the arm? I was the guy who almost got blown in half.
>>754735
Could be worse. You could have to deal with Ultron or something.
No.754737
>>754735
Spoke too soon. Guess I'll enjoy my consolation prize. Ease the pain of loss and all that.
>tipping the drum over
>clonk
>one end of a giant robot bone
Huh.
>>754736
None of you guys have cannons that you try to overload with shot physically too big to fire, so I'm gonna hazard a guess and say it was a Jackass-induced prank frenzy.
You look like that kinda guy.
No.754738
>>754736
Bah. Stick an industrial magnet on the bugger's temple.
>>754737
That's one convenient barrel...
>Jehuty picking the bone up
Oi! You can't just take things you oversized hound!
Acquiring treat.
No.754739
File: 1457438232766.jpg (129.82 KB, 850x638, 425:319, sample-63753b9217f112fc590….jpg)
>>754738
I manage the supply depot. Can't do my job without it.
>Hoppo in the drum
What are you doing in there.
>Hoppo, rain transformed! Tool of justice!
Jeez...
No.754740
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>>754737
Tried to disarm a bomb on a plane. Didn't do it fast enough. Ended up losing my arm and becoming a human popsicle at the bottom of the English Channel for a while. If that's what counts as a prank these days, then I've lost my sense of humor.
>>754738
See, you'd think Stark would've tried that by now, but no.
No.754741
>>754739
I thought that was Boss' adopted grandkid.
>>754740
Takes a simple man to do a genius' job, eh?
No.754742
>a small box shuffles in being pushed by a pair of faeries
>who scatter after being noticed
No.754743
File: 1457438534684.jpg (122.63 KB, 850x601, 850:601, sample-e79b3d89ebb9e858e38….jpg)
>>754740
>holds up a paddle
>[2/10]
I hope you pull it together during the swimsuit portion is all I can say.
>>754741
Who?
>>754742
>?
No.754744
>>754743
And in the dark of night, she appears. The scarlet devil herself-
>bursts from the box
Remilia Scarle- Ow!
>cracks her head against a table the box was pushed under
Uuuu...
No.754745
File: 1457438826396.jpg (154.98 KB, 1213x1273, 1213:1273, 259106_175884502472285_550….jpg)
>>754742
Ten quid says someone's hiding in there.
Maybe I just deal with that Snake lad too much.
>>754743
Old guy, eyepatch, nuked you buggers into the next millennium?
>>754744
Fucking called it.
>hands himself 20 USD
No.754746
>>754741
If by "simple" you mean "someone who isn't an alcoholic", then yeah.
>>754742
>glances at the box
Well, that's totally not suspicious.
>>754743
Don't get your hopes up. I'm a soldier, not a model.
No.754747
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>>754744
>this bullshit: not putting up with
>volume++++
>[Now Playing....https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3Go8ub9a1k]
>>754745
Doesn't ring a bell.
>she really doesn't get out much
>>754746
Hmm.
>pushes her glasses up
>gleam
Something like that.
No.754748
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>>754745
I'm not a Snake!
>>754746
I'm not suspicious! I'm the Scarlet Devil herself.
>she says with a posed look
>>754747
Tremble!
>Hang on a sec I don't think she's listening.
No.754749
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>>754746
By "simple" I meant me. Not a fucking super armored tech genius.
>>754747
Works for me. So you lot're still around? We really thought we nailed that Iron Bottom place to just absolutely nothing but radioactive ash.
>>754748
I can tell. Shouldn't children be in...
>checks his watch
>he's wearing four of them
>with different times
Blast, which one's the one for this dump...
No.754750
>>754747
>uh
...I don't follow.
>>754748
No offense, but calling yourself the "Scarlet Devil" doesn't exactly sound trustworthy. It'd be like if I introduced myself as the Winter Soldier everywhere I went.
>>754749
>shrugs
I was able to fight Stark to a draw back during the whole Civil War fiasco. He's really not as impressive as people make him out to be.
>but Bucky you're a goddamn cyborg ninja
No.754751
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>>754748
>scowling
>twisting knobs in her palms
Really need to clean that playlist up...
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDDSHdyISS0
Better.
>
Looks like Ritou got in the bleach again.
>>754749
...?
>looks at her tablet
>looks out the window
Oh shit.
>>754750
You don't have to.
>
>Buck she's smiling
>quickly ties her braid-scarf around her mouth
No.754752
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>>754749
I am a vampire, ruler of the night. I have no bed time!
>[UAHAHAHAHAs internally]
>>754750
That's the point! The Scarlet Devil's supposed to be cool and mysterious with a hint of danger. Hmm... Is "Winter Soldier" meant to be a title? Are you one of Cirno's thugs?
>>754751
>Báthory Erzsébet: Fresh Blood Demoness
DON'T IGNORE ME!
No.754753
>>754750
That so. I shouldn't be surprised, the only people I've ever seen actually live up to their legends are Big Boss and Char.
>>754751
You really didn't know. Must be some secondary place holed up.
>shrug
I'm not contracted with them anymore so I don't have to give you the whole "submit or die" thing.
Mind you, surrender's probably the best idea.
>>754752
Right...
No.754754
>>754751
Yeah. Guess I don't.
>don't you think he didn't see that shit
>>754752
...No? I have no idea who Cirno is.
>>754753
Just them, huh?
>grin
Sounds like I've still got work to do.
No.754755
>>754752
>peeks in
Hey, you're that one who cockblocked that rumble I was gonna have with the blonde one.
No.754756
>>754752
>you're never too young to have a Vietnam flashback
>headphones splinter
...
>[ M E N A C E ]
You just broke my cans.
>little pickaxe wing on her back already fixing them
Right. Show me on the doll the exact spot where mommy left for milk and never came back.
>>754753
Surrender, huh.
>facedown into her tablet
Just for reference, how many did you sink.
>>754754
Winter Soldier, huh. Kind of a misnomer what with it being spring, chief.
Spring Military Guy, since alliteration was already too hard.
No.754757
>>754754
I'll be honest: I haven't the slightest who you are.
>points up
I'm from the Britannian Union. What you'd call "Space England" I suppose.
>>754756
There weren't any more coming up, as the supply depot employee, you tell me how many there were.
No.754758
>>754753
Those're a lot of watches you got. How come you need so many?
>>754754
Don't think I'm not watching you, disciple of 9.
>squint
>>754755
>!
And you're the bozo who tried to fight Flandre!
>>754756
Like you could bow me with such petty insults, mongrel.
No.754759
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>>754758
Well yeah, she popped up and asked to play. And then tried to explode me or somethin'.
Good thing it didn't work.
No.754760
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>>754756
S'just the codename I use these days. People usually just call me Bucky.
>>754757
Huh. Guessing if you haven't heard of me, you wouldn't know about Captain America either.
>>754758
9?
>scratches his head
Is that supposed to mean something, or...?
No.754761
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>>754757
>staring
False ping.
>searching through files
From...
>
Solitaire.
>shaking just a little bit
>>754758
Like I'd waste the words.
>big shinkeisei-kan on the end of her braid angles forward
>[Speaker engaged]
>Bass: +++++++
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdC91tk69C4&ebc=ANyPxKojOqhQNnhOqR0_Yoh3O2n3zgP268HUwrdAA49k_i-EL3bSU8-e7kl3fth5FZN9bP5Tzkfsp1lus5rwHeRJPXheXZnFHQ
>>754760
How often is usually.
'Cause I've got a strong inclination to call you metal arm guy.
No.754762
>>754758
Different timezones, lass.
>>754760
Doesn't ring a bell.
>>754761
And what's that supposed to mean.
No.754763
>>754759
You didn't die?
>???
>>754760
A classic 9 statement!
>>754761
Wah!
>team Scarlet's blasting off agaaaaaiiinnn
>twinkle
No.754764
>>754763
There she goes.
>shrug
>slices dimensions with Yamato and trust falls into an unexpecting Vergil
>dimension slice closes
No.754765
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>>754762
Nothing.
>possibly all my fault aaaaaa
>gathering up a few lengths of her braid
>wiggles it around a little
That's my white flag. Now what.
>>754763
>sigh
Oh Russian hardstyle, where would we be without you.
Any kid that much like Ritou that happens to be worse needs a good euthanasia.
>but Shuse you're younger
No.754766
>>754761
>smile
Go ahead. I won't mind.
>>754762
Cap's the original super-soldier. Almost a decade older than Boss is, not that you'd believe it if you saw him.
>>754763
...And now I'm gonna be here for the rest of the night trying to figure out what the hell she meant.
No.754767
>>754765
What're you surrendering to me for? I told you: I'm not with them anymore.
>shrug
I know a guy who'll take you lot in.
>>754766
You supersoldiers are insane. I saw the old man lift up a fucking tank that weighs more than Jehuty.
No.754768
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>>754766
...
>faces into her braidscarf
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UpRqjWkxKR0
>>754767
Yeah no, I didn't want to feel any more like a prostitute at this point. Keep at it.
>grumble grumble
So there's others out there. Guess I wasn't a total screwup after all.
No.754769
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>>754767
To be fair, Boss has definitely got Cap and I both beat in the strength department.
>>754768
>tilts his head
You alright?
No.754770
>>754768
So far they''ve counted five who surrendered, you're six.
>>754769
Really?
No.754771
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>>754769
Me and "alright" just entered an abusive relationship.
Nah, actually just give it a second.
>...
Yeah I think I'm good.
>>754770
Cool.
Gonna do some non-talking to English guys things now.
>trance mode engage
No.754772
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>>754770
>nods
The serum Cap got injected with was meant to make him as strong as a normal human could possibly be. Whatever happened to Boss brought him way past that. I never got any sort of special treatment myself, unless you count the arm.
>>754771
Okay. Just wanted to make sure.
No.754773
>>754771
Christ. Boss better pay me a prince's sum for this. Human trafficking isn't my idea of a good time.
>>754772
Breaking your limits, it's called.
That girl's an Abyssal, you know. She just surrendered. Boss'll be around to collect probably.
If you could let him know it's not free, I'd appreciate it.
My name's Crowe Broust, just so you know.
>Jehuty picks him up by the scruff like a cat and off they go
No.754774
>>754773
Will do. Take care of yourself out there, Crowe.
No.754775
>floats down from the attic
...
>What lewd thoughts coming from the maid girl and her mother figure...
No.754776
>>754775
>blink
>blink
Uh...
No.754777
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>>754776
>you've been seen
>don't panic
>
No.754778
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>>754777
Hey, hey! Calm down, I'm not going to hurt you.
>says the man who's armed to the teeth
>good thing waifumon can read people's emotions
No.754779
>>754778
>placated
...
>gauging Bucky's reactions
No.754780
No.754781
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>>754779
>there's just a lot of confusion here, cap'n
>tfw no idea what a Pokemon is
...I'm gonna go ahead and guess that you can't talk.
No.754782
>>754781
>empathy's a bitch
>Not in a language you would understand.
No.754783
>>754782
>!
>Buck was not prepared for telepathy
>at least he's calming down pretty quickly
...Oh. Well, at least you can understand me.
No.754784
>>754783
There is no need to fear me.
No.754785
>>754784
I'm not afraid. I just... have a bad history when it comes to people messing with my head.
No.754786
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>>754785
>It's the only thing I can do to communicate. My kind tend to reserve it for our masters, but I don't have one.