No.754787
10 years ago today, it was March the 8th.
No.754789
>>754788
>grin
Someone sounds tired.
No.754790
>gentle snoring coming from the clothesline
>someone was up late TOOBIN
No.754791
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>>754789
Oh, there you are. I was wondering if you were lying in a ditch somewhere, bleeding out~
>>754790
Has she no feeling in her scalp?
No.754792
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>>754790
>Toobin: Not Even Once.
>>754791
That's a pretty weird way to say you missed me, but I'll take it.
No.754793
>>754792
I don't suppose you've spoken with that lover of my sister's have you?
No.754794
>>754793
Not in the past few days. Why?
No.754795
>>754791
>cracks a baggy eye open
You get used to it after awhile...
>>754792
>w-we'll go toobin' again one day
No.754796
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>>754794
A little something for later~ It's better with no clues.
>>754795
>unclips the tiny braids
If you needed to dry off certainly there are better ways, no?
No.754797
>>754795
>don't you know?
>Toobin's as deadly as drinking water
>everyone who does it dies
>>754796
Considering your track record with surprises, I don't know if I should be scared or not.
>Cross your fingers that there won't be any raptors involved this time.
No.754798
>>754797
What's the worst that could happen, anyway~?
No.754799
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>>754796
>drops to the ground
>squeak toy noises
But the dryer hurts...unless you mean a towel.
>>754797
>but everyone who's ever won the lottery has drank water too
No.754800
>>754798
Something's bound to go wrong if you're involved.
>Moonman you cheeky cunt
>>754799
>are lottery winners immortal?
>didn't think so
No.754801
>>754799
>combing her claws through Mado's hair
>it's like a hot comb
There's easier ways to go about it.
>>754800
Only for you~ Besides, it's low to use the same trick twice~
No.754802
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>>754800
>everyone who's ever been immortal has also drank water
>>754801
>red as a beet
I'll be sure to look you up any time I need a hairdryer, then...
>the beads holding her braids pop out
>
No.754803
>>754801
So what you're saying is, if something goes wrong, it'll be even worse than last time. Fun.
>>754802
>oh
>well shit
No.754804
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>>754802
>...
This is far more than expected...
>meticulously combing away
>wait a second
>[sighs internally]
Motherhood has really caught up to me...
>>754803
>thinks for a moment
Something along those lines, sure~!
No.754805
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>>754804
Aww crap, I'm sorry! I didn't mean to make you feel bad...
>tries to scoop up the ball of hair
>just ends up tripping on it
No.754806
>>754804
>shakes his head
I should probably shut up before I tempt fate any further.
>No, no, keep going. I'm sure we'll be fine.
No.754807
>>754805
>pfft
I'm in a good enough mood, kitten. Just reflecting on myself is all~
>>754806
What's worse an a pack of raptors, I do wonder~
No.754808
>>754807
Well, I'm not about to give you any more ideas...
>Remember how I said you'd be fine? I lied.
>You don't say...
No.754809
>>754807
Oh, okay...
>I remain scratch free for another day
>phew
...is it good reflecting? I do that sometimes, in my dream diary...
No.754810
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>>754808
>gestures him closer
>>754809
Remembering how much wilder I used to be~
>nyahahas to herself
I haven't had a dream in a good long time.
No.754811
>>754810
>oh boy
>walks toward her
No.754812
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>>754811
Too trusting, too trusting~
>tugs at the collar of her blouse
>something frilly and cat shaped pokes out for a second
>clicks her fingers
>and he's warped right back to where he was before
No.754813
File: 1457450894055.png (981.73 KB, 1224x1920, 51:80, 3a842ab790977bd2a8d7eb681b….png)
>>754810
Nothing wrong with settling down a bit. You can still go on the occasional manhunt.
>gotta brawl with Silk later
>she always gets my blood pumping
You don't dream...?
No.754814
>>754812
>ohmy.takei
...Maybe. But I get the feeling if I didn't trust you, you'd complain about that instead.
No.754815
>>754813
It's difficult to dream when you don't sleep, you see~
>>754814
I find ways to be disappointed in you on a regular basis~
No.754816
>>754815
You could try cough syru-oh, you mean you can't at all.
>frowns
That sounds like a fresh baked hell...do you at least lay down under your pillow and blanket sometimes?
No.754817
>>754815
Ever consider that you might be looking too hard?
No.754818
>>754816
If only to satisfy one or two kittens~ Lying down is awfully boring, though.
>>754817
It's hard not to see the evidence when it falls right in my lap~
No.754819
>>754818
Ouch. And here I thought I was improving.
No.754820
>>754819
You know what they say. At the bottom, the only way is up~
No.754821
>>754818
Not if you're with somebody...but I guess if you can't fall asleep, that doesn't matter either.
>tepidly pats her back
Oh well. Not sleeping must have its good sides too, sometimes...
No.754822
>>754820
>smile
Doesn't change the fact that you're so hard to please.
No.754823
>>754821
Are you pitying me, kitten?
>>754822
I try my very hardest, really~ Driving you away is just so difficult~
No.754824
>>754823
>jerks back a few feet
No no just sympat-I didn't-sorry I'll shut up now-
>puts her hands over her mouth
No.754825
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>>754823
Not the first time I've heard that. Maybe you're onto something.
No.754826
>>754824
>grins
At least I still command some respect around here~
>>754825
Well I'm sure when you're done philosophising, there's a very quiet temple room waiting for you~
>falls back into a rift
>voip
No.754827
>>754826
>there she goes
>lets out a sigh of relief
>no pain today
No.754828
>>754826
Stay here and think about why people say they don't want me around? I don't think so.
>out the window goes Moonman
No.754829
NYEH!
>>754827
SAY, THAT LOOKS LIKE FRISK!
No.754831
This thing won't get off my head...
>sssssss
You're not even a snake.
No.754833
>>754832
What the hell is that thing.
No.754834
>>754833
I could ask you the same thing.
No.754835
File: 1457463489643.png (187.4 KB, 540x514, 270:257, tumblr_o1ji7pPaEK1rljy4lo1….png)
>>754834
I'm a person. Like every other person on the planet. You're a ball. That talks.
>checking his Brand of Sacrifice for blood
>no dice
I'm not gonna have to cleave you, am I.
No.754836
>>754835
Right, yes.
I forgot where I was. Still doesn't explain that thing on your head, though.
And preferably, no.
No.754837
>>754836
>shruggin
>it's gone
Oh. Weird.
No.754838
>>754837
It just vanished into thin air.
...interesting.
No.754839
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>>754838
You never said what you were.
No.754840
>>754839
There is no specific name for what I am, but my name is Meta Knight.
No.754841
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>>754840
I'm Guts.
>mountain of a man
>having to crane downwards to even see MK
Small...
No.754842
>>754841
Well yes, but you make anything comparatively small.
So I am not that small.
No.754843
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>>754842
Tiny ball swordsman.
>reminded of Serpico personality-wise
I used to know a guy like you.
No.754844
>>754843
Oh?
And who was that?
No.754845
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>>754844
Some guy following an idiot who knew nothing of the world.
Nobles really are sheltered bastards.
No.754846
>>754845
Ahh yes, I too know those pains quite well.
>is he talking about Dedede or Kirby
>we may never know
Though even I must admit, who I protect has dragged me along on some quests that were worthy enough for a challenge.
No.754847
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>>754846
It's... nice to be in familiar territory.
Quest, huh.
No.754848
>>754847
Many of them.
Most could have been prevented with some foresight, though.
No.754849
File: 1457465750889.jpg (188.4 KB, 500x714, 250:357, tumblr_nik0izqCsC1svrrjho2….jpg)
>>754848
Stupid is as stupid does.
No.754850
>>754849
Yes and I am surrounded by it.
Still, they have made me stronger which is good.
No.754851
>>754850
Sounds like a pain.
>neck bleeding
I should go.
>clomps outside
No.754852
>>754851
Farewell stranger, may your trip go well.
No.754853
File: 1457469197859.jpg (122.83 KB, 850x1129, 850:1129, sample-bfa1e611a2d1f233f4b….jpg)
>Yes. This sweater pleases me.
No.754854
>>754853
Now this is a familiar sight.
No.754855
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>>754854
>??
>quiet staring goes here
No.754856
>>754855
You are a...Gardevoir, no?
No.754857
No.754858
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No.754859
>>754858
Yes, many a times on the battlefield has a Pokeball opened only to reveal your kind.
They did not come in sweaters, however.
No.754860
>>754859
>I do not live in one of those.
No.754861
>>754860
I can see that, nor do you seem to have a master around.
I must admit, it is unusual.
No.754862
>>754861
>I do not like to think of it.
>What are you? Plain speech isn't a trait of our kind.
No.754863
>>754862
Call me Meta Knight.
No.754864
>>754863
>You share the same shape as that swollen Ditto.
No.754865
>>754864
You must mean Kirby, him and I are...well we know each other.
No.754866
>>754865
>I assumed it was called a Poyo. That's all it said.
No.754867
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>>754866
He is not good with speech.
More of an actions over words fellow.
No.754868
>>754867
>All he did was eat everything I had stored since winter.
No.754869
>>754868
I did not specify which actions he did, now did I?
He eats a lot.
A lot. The only other I know of who eats as much as he does is King Dedede.
No.754870
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>>754869
>I will have recompense.
No.754871
>>754870
...what do you mean by that?
No.754872
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>>754871
>I had stored that food for myself to not starve and nothing was left.
>I will have my vengeance.
No.754873
>>754872
Wha-- absolutely not!
No.754874
>>754873
>I do not recall giving an option.
No.754875
>>754874
And I recall not giving one either.
I said absolutely not.
No.754876
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>>754875
>Irrelevant.
>ambient gravity increasing from psychic pressure
>irate waifumon
No.754877
>>754876
You do not understand, this is for your own safety.
Kirby is...he is irritable sometimes. More than willing to fight somebody for thinking they stole his strawberry shortcake. Challenging him may prove to be a fatal mistake.
No.754878
>>754877
>He will not escape this theft.
No.754879
>>754878
There must be a compromise.
>thinking
>thinking
Yes that's it!
No.754880
>>754879
>I am willing to listen to reason.
No.754881
>>754880
I know of a place that has more food than you can possibly imagine. A place is more than likely more stocked than your winter supply ever could've been!
I could steal some of that food.
No.754882
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>>754881
...
...
...
>Acceptable.
No.754883
>>754882
Good, I should be able to get it as soon as my ship is able to run again.
No.754884
>>754883
>The psychic boy is coming. I will go prepare tea.
>hovers off
No.754888
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>>754885
>voip
Phew.
>>754886
Oh hey it's Meta Knight.
No.754889
>>754888
Oh, it is only you Ness.
No.754890
File: 1457473649487.jpg (57.91 KB, 412x732, 103:183, 014ac46c8a35744d89f66c6477….jpg)
>>754889
What's happening? You looked all worried.
No.754891
>>754890
I was unsure what that wormhole was.
Anytime one of those appears back home, it means another threat has come to Dreamland.
No.754892
>>754891
Oh. I use'em all the time, it's quicker'n running.
No.754893
>>754892
Flight is my preferred method but you lack wings. It wouldn't be easy.
So wormholes work in that case.
No.754894
>>754893
I could float but it's not that fast. Iunno how miss Tatsumaki does it all the time.
No.754895
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>>754894
I use my Halberd for long distances but...it has crashed again.
No.754896
>>754895
You need insurance, dude.
No.754897
>>754896
What I need is to invest in stronger materials.
Also for everybody to stop fighting on it. It is doing heavy damage to it.
No.754898
>>754897
Sounds about right. So whatcha gonna do?
No.754899
>>754898
I'm going to have it rebuilt as soon as possible, and maybe add a few new features to it take make it as sturdy as possible.
No.754900
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>>754899
You gotta keep Kirby out. He breaks everything.
No.754901
>>754900
He only broke it once.
...admittedly he was somewhat justified in doing so too.
No.754902
>>754901
I mean in general, wherever he shows up, crazy stuff ensues.
No.754903
>>754902
Yes that is true.
He seems to be a magnet for chaos. Wherever he may roam, strangeness seems to follow.
But that rings true for most of Dreamland.
No.754904
>>754903
That Gardevoir sure is takin' a while.
I'm not usually a fan of psychic aliens but I'm okay with that one.
No.754905
>>754904
Perhaps this tea requires a long brew is all.
No.754907
>>754905
Ech. I don't even like tea.
Mom makes me coffee.
No.754908
>>754907
Tea is...okay.
I never got many people's insistence on it.
No.754909
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>>754908
It's just boiling hot grass tasting water.
No.754910
>>754908
>>754909
>Oh... this is fine.
No.754911
>>754909
I prefer it cold, personally.
>>754910
I shall still partake in some, but...only if we have straws.
No.754912
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>>754910
I guess I'll drink it with lots of milk and honey.
>>754911
Cold grass water?
No.754913
>>754911
>Of course.
>Straight or bendy?
>>754912
>floating milk and a bear-shaped pot of honey over
No.754914
>>754912
Yes. Iced lemon green tea.
>>754913
>looks left
>looks right
Bendy.
No.754915
>>754913
Could you make it to go? I gotta pick my sister up from school and then head off with miss Tatsumaki before she gets mad.
>>754914
Ha! You like bendy straws too.
No.754916
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>>754914
>bending the straw with mild telekinesis so the plastic doesn't fray and split
>Bendy.
>>754915
>Of course, Ness.
No.754917
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>>754914
>bending the straw with mild telekinesis so the plastic doesn't fray and split
>Bendy.
>>754915
>Of course, Ness.
No.754918
>>754915
It's a secret to everybody, okay?
Also straws mean I don't have have to remove the mask.
>>754917
Yes this works too I suppose.
>ssssssip
No.754919
>>754917
Cool.
>>754918
Aren't you just like Kirby under there?
>beat passes
Aw man I really gotta go, later!
>voip
No.754920
File: 1457477985616.jpg (288.2 KB, 900x827, 900:827, 8e01f5b22a5c29de44a1438c12….jpg)
>>754918
>I hope it's not too hot.
>>754919
>sending Ness' tea through the tear in space/time
No.754921
>>754919
I don't have to answer that.
And see you later, Ness. Stay safe.
>>754920
Not at all, it's fine.
No.754922
>Spaghetti making intesifies
No.754923
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>adjusting her witch hat in the mirror
>eat your heart out, Salem
>...b-but not mine please
No.754924
>>754923
OH HEY, IT'S THAT GIRL WHO LOOKS LIKE FRISK!
No.754925
>>754924
Even in the hat I can't escape it...hi.
No.754926
>>754925
HELLO THERE HUMAN!
>Stirs the shit out of that spaghetti
No.754927
>trying to whistle
>tfw no lower lips to whistle with
No.754928
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>>754923
ya going to make me ask
No.754929
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>slidewhistle
Goldurnit, that dang sound effect jus' follows me everywhere.
No.754930
>>754926
>he talks so loud
>sticks a pinkie in her ear and squigs it
Can skeletons even eat...?
>>754928
Come on, I'm like a young Elizabeth Montgomery. Maybe I can get a TV show...
>I just miss Jinx
>:c
No.754931
>>754930
NYAHAHAHA! WHY OF COURSE WE CAN!
>Stirs harder, remembering what Undyne told him
No.754932
>>754930
Red ya make it seem like I know who the crap that is
No.754933
>car crashes through the wall
>'La Cucaracha' horn goes here
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
No.754934
>>754933
oh good ya taking Juri's art of driving
No.754935
>>754931
But...wouldn't it just fall out-never mind...
>>754932
...Bewitched, Dad. That show about the witch who touches her nose to make magic...
>>754933
Juri's here-no wait, it's grandpa...
No.754936
>>754935
>Strains it!
THERE WE GO ALL DONE! OH YES! MY NAME IS PAPYRUS!
No.754937
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>>754933
>pops out of the passenger seat
Told ya that ya had it!
>>754934
>>754935
Whaddya want? Driving's boring without a crash!
No.754938
>>754934
I just wanted to make an entrance.
And this car was the best way to do that.
>>754935
That's right, kid.
The old man is...still here!
>>754937
Well you were right!
...I don't have insurance.
No.754939
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>>754936
Mado...
>does he have a gullet, I wonder
>>754938
And still has cataracts...guess we gotta go to the dealership and 'borrow' another one.
>>754937
Well yeah, but do we gotta total it every time...?
>lifts the hood
>splashed by the broken radiator
No.754940
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>>754935
is it not Walker Texas Ranger I don't watch!
>>754937
I'm aware!
>>754938
that's MY car!
No.754941
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>>754939
NYAHAHA! SO, WHAT'S WITH THE WITCH OUTFIT, ARE YOU PRACTICING MAGIC?!
No.754942
>>754938
Neither do I. I just kick the living tar outta whoever has the nicest car I see when I crash and take theirs.
>>754939
Yes. Absolutely. It's not like we keep the fucked up car anyways, what's the big deal squirt?
>>754940
You're just mad I broke that Corvette I jacked-
>>754941
SHUT THE FUCK UP BEANPOLE BEFORE I BREAK THAT JAW OFF AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS HOLY SHIT
No.754943
>>754942
Eat my dick Broto
No.754944
>>754939
I don't have cataracts, my vision is just a bit hazy at times. I still have perfect 20/20 vision!
And no stealing! Absolutely not! I don't care if 'borrowing' is the word you use, young lady.
>>754940
It was your car.
>>754942
THIS IS NOT A FAMILY OF THIEVES!
WHAT KIND OF EXAMPLE ARE WE SETTING?!
No.754945
>>754943
>getting mad at pretend
>>>/out/
>>754944
You're kidding right? You gotta be.
No.754946
>>754940
Not every show can be Walker, dad.
>...
In the eyes of a ranger, the unsuspected stranger...
>>754941
I'm only part witch, so I can only make a broom fly...
>my god I'm like Neville
>>754944
I don't think there were any zeros on that eye test...
>grins
Come on, how else are we supposed to get around? Milly isn't going to piggyback me all the time...
>>754942
...I guess nothin'. The five finger discount works.
...that Corvette was nice, though.
No.754947
>>754945
Better out than in a place full of cunts like you, sure you're good at RP but... let's face, you're a cunt. You always will be a cunt. It's a wonder you still have people on this site with you with the way you treated others. So yea, fuck you, I'm out
No.754948
>>754945
I am 100% serious.
...okay that's not true but maybe we can tone it back a bit, eh?
>>754946
Real funny, kid. I see perfectly.
I'll get us a new car! Legitimately!
Legitimately.
No.754949
>>754946
Exactly!
>leans in
Oi, the old goop's not serious is he?
>>754947
>:^)
No.754950
File: 1457481932116.jpg (69.72 KB, 724x800, 181:200, 678f85ac6bbe5348610de27000….jpg)
>>754948
Tone it down?
>flipping through a dictionary with her feet
Those words... in that phrasing, is it even possible to use them like that in a sentence?!
No.754951
>>754948
>raises a brow
But you don't have enough money for a car.
>>754949
>desperate shrug
Should we get a backup ready just in case?
No.754952
>>754951
Let's beat feet before he tries to make us all get actual jobs. I like being an assassin dammit.
No.754953
POPS OUT OF THE FUCKING FLOOR
DY-NO-MIIIIIITE
No.754954
>>754944
.....I'm going to hurt you
>>754942
yes! am VARY salty!
>>754946
god damn right!
No.754955
>>754954
YOU ARE RED! THAT MEANS YOU HAVE RED GUTS! RIP AND TEAR! RIP AND TEAR YOUR GUTS!
No.754956
>>754955
they're pink Doomguy
No.754957
>>754956
IT'S A SHADE OF RED
REEEEEEEEEEED
No.754958
File: 1457482992175.gif (909.21 KB, 412x331, 412:331, tumblr_nq7s0qyTOy1tf9wueo1….gif)
>>754954
...wait, you'll still watch Nightmare on Elm Street with me, right...?
>>754952
>actual jobs
>the horror
Right behind you, Juju
>hops back onto her broom and putters out the window
No.754959
File: 1457483065083.jpg (121.07 KB, 571x605, 571:605, Carnage-marvel-comics-1465….jpg)
>>754957
not really a shade ya see shading is when you add darkness to a color and pink is when you add light to it, I forget what the hell it's called
>>754958
YES! WHEN I'M DONE TALKING TO DOOM GUY!
No.754960
>>754959
I FAILED ART SCHOOOOOOOLLLLLL
No.754961
File: 1457483463423.jpg (272.57 KB, 1024x1462, 512:731, carnage_by_soul_drawer-d39….jpg)
>>754960
then it's time Doomguy! to RIP AND TEAR.....INTO SOME ART!
No.754962
File: 1457483495429.jpg (709.35 KB, 1280x1681, 1280:1681, tumblr_o0d5o8MGtm1qi3y1po1….jpg)
>>754959
Tint, moron, tint.
No.754963
>>754961
FUCK ART
FUCK SCIENCE
I JUST NEED MY HANDS
AND A HEAD FULLA MAD
AAAAAAAAAAA
No.754964
File: 1457483667110.jpg (107.47 KB, 830x572, 415:286, Cletus_Kasady_(Earth-92131….jpg)
>>754962
YES! THAT! TINT MORON!
>>754963
.....that sounds like 90s art
No.754965
>kicks over some rotten eldritch pasta
Thank fuck that screaming human endoskeleton finally re-died, this place is better off.
No.754966
>>754950
Yes woman tone it done!
>>754951
I MAKE ENOUGH!
I WORK FOR JAMES--
>>754954
Don't do that.
No.754968
>>754964
AAAAAART
STOMPS THE FUCK OUT
No.754969
File: 1457484189153.jpg (412.01 KB, 808x668, 202:167, It's just like one of my j….jpg)
No.754970
File: 1457484330709.jpg (107.47 KB, 830x572, 415:286, Cletus_Kasady_(Earth-92131….jpg)
No.754973
Guys, there are ghost cows outside. Nobody panic.
No.754974
>>754973
hey! I heard ya talking shit about me!...or was it talking about my shit? whatever ghost cows are still not as bad as the new ghostbusters
No.754975
>>754972
STOP TRYING ME!
>>754973
Ghost cows...?
My god.
No.754976
>>754975
I'm trying in ya arms tonight, it must have been something ya said
No.754977
>>754974
You had to go and remind me. Man, things really went to hell.
>>754975
Ghost corn too.
No.754979
>>754976
You're...you're trying in my arms tonight?
I KEEP LOOKING FOR SOMETHING I CAN'T GET
BROKEN HEARTS THEY'RE ALL AROUND ME!
>>754977
I wonder if we can make ghost popcorn...
No.754980
File: 1457484974939.jpg (134.38 KB, 500x708, 125:177, tumblr_ndk77rHGoU1s8gtxto1….jpg)
>>754978
I teamed up with the originals, man.
>>754979
Wanna give it a shot?
No.754981
>>754979
OOOOOOOOH~
I
I JUST TRIED IN YOUR ARMS TOOOOOONIGHT~
>>754980
see that's just remembering the good times
No.754982
>>754980
I dunno, maybe...but I don't trust that microwave.
>>754981
We aren't doing the full thing.
No.754983
>>754982
god damn, oh well we did our part
No.754984
File: 1457485308706.jpg (213.26 KB, 700x581, 100:83, dadf4ffb5b468a6fe93c981df7….jpg)
>>754981
They were the best times!
>>754982
We could use hellfire.
No.754986
>>754983
Yes we did...and it's all we needed to do.
>>754984
You know what?
That works, more trustworthy than the microwave.
No.754987
File: 1457485853925.png (294.21 KB, 974x844, 487:422, tumblr_o1tp20cd001sdlwlvo3….png)
>It's gone where did it go
No.754988
>>754986
and now I gotta meat up with Red and Juri, see ya at home old timer
>flies away
No.754991
>>754989
>Where is it
>where
No.754992
>>754988
...he just flew away.
Well I guess it's time to drive home.
>looks at the car
It'll still work.
>gets in
>backs out into a tree
It's still good.
>drives away
>broken "La Cucaracha" horn blaring as he does
No.754993
>>754991
>Haven't you read Alice in Wonderland?
>It's always in the last place you look!
No.754994
>>754993
>This is the last place I look
>[screams internally]
No.754995
>>754994
>You can't give up already, the game just started.
>wheeling around
>That's not how you be a team player.
No.754996
>munching jelly donuts by the handful
It's been an awfully long time since I heard anything about Archer and Rin's marriage. I hope nothing came up.
No, of course they didn't forget to tell me. Not after I worked so hard getting my mariachi done right.
No.754997
File: 1457486653121.jpg (238.6 KB, 900x1070, 90:107, 6c64b8ed49811dd262c21709bd….jpg)
>>754995
>You're right. I can't be dissuaded this soon.
>I'll just... try again.
>flings the couch
>at terminal velocity
No.754998
>>754996
So what? Not like it'd be anything important anyways.
No.754999
>>754997
>!
>disappears once the couch obscures him
>hovering over her shoulder
>I've never met anything like you before. I used to be able to do that stuff but I needed Volgin, and he was a jerk.
>You should get a metal detector!
No.755000
>reading
>>754997
>couch flings past him
WHU--?!
No.755001
File: 1457486843359.jpg (175.15 KB, 850x728, 425:364, sample-cd06d4f9e05815486e3….jpg)
>>754998
>
>
>
I'm sorry, I have several questions.
No.755002
File: 1457486939379.jpg (133.92 KB, 476x800, 119:200, 05b2ba654196d5727bd4886b42….jpg)
No.755003
>>754999
>It's not made of metal.
>aaaaa
>I must find it. It's the only possession I have.
>>755000
>My mistake.
No.755004
File: 1457487078000.jpg (128.66 KB, 450x634, 225:317, 706d7437e4c4da52aec922c72f….jpg)
>>755002
I'm having trouble believing there's anything more important at stake right.
I also can't believe my eyes, but there might be a more direct solution to that.
>glasses natch
...This doesn't have anything to do with why I woke up tied to Gilgamesh's bed, does it.
No.755005
>>755003
>You wouldn't know if it worked if you didn't try.
>Lots of people want things, but you're not a people so that makes this even better. What would you do for it?
No.755006
>>755003
It's...it is fine.
It did not hit me and that's all that matters.
No.755007
>>755004
>
Hey! I need those to see, dammit.
>guh
I decided to stop running from the past. That's all there is to it.
>uh
If you see what I used to look like running around, don't question it. Not the same person or memories or anything.
No.755008
File: 1457487259814.jpg (640.95 KB, 1845x1920, 123:128, 4078697-predator-aliens-co….jpg)
>returning from a successful hunt, dragging a net full of heads, not all of them human
No.755009
File: 1457487408288.png (906.34 KB, 1280x1396, 320:349, tumblr_o1y2i7e9B11sdlwlvo2….png)
>>755005
>Anything.
>...
>Future Sight
>I don't like what you have in store for me.
>>755006
>I was not aiming for anyone in particular.
No.755010
>>755007
>???
But how is that...
>no, Arty
>it's something you won't understand
>like women, or German cars
You stopped running from the past by running right into it?
I know you're not the most orthodox with your methods, but that's something even I wouldn't think of.
>>755008
...Busy day, I take it.
No.755011
File: 1457487585367.jpg (124.14 KB, 600x755, 120:151, 660916-predator_big_game_2.jpg)
No.755012
>>755010
It's a roundabout thing, don't think too hard. Might blow a sparkplug or whatever cobweb covered drapes you have inside that pretty head of yours.
No.755013
>>755009
I know, I am also not easy to see.
My colors blend in here and...I am vertically challenged.
>>755008
Goodness.
No.755014
>>755009
>People think getting something after going through pain or putting in a lot of work to get it makes it better, to them.
>I'm still trying to understand it, so I'm gonna make you a guinea pig!
No.755015
>>755011
Right, how could I have been so foolish to assume.
>peering into the bag
Is that the head from one of those dancing robot animals from Chuck E Cheese?
>>755012
I'll have you know they're actually vacuum tubes, and quite dusty.
>gleam
I'm proud of you, you know.
Especially now that teasing you will be a breeze again
No.755016
File: 1457487911825.jpg (121.93 KB, 360x879, 120:293, 3336598-predator-in-superm….jpg)
>>755015
>sort of, it came to life and got in my face
>so I ripped off his
>>755013
>a star warrior
>neat
No.755017
File: 1457487932415.png (275.06 KB, 500x618, 250:309, tumblr_o1ircc4u711sdlwlvo2….png)
>>755013
>I thought Fabiola and I were small.
>>755014
>
>I will not be used.
No.755018
>>755016
That is a name we sometimes go by, but it is not entirely accurate.
>>755017
I am not that small.
No.755020
>>755018
>I get called "predator' here
>I looked up what it meant
>I'm okay with it
No.755021
>>755017
>[Tretij's Speed has lowered!]
>floats down like a leaf
>bonk
>Why not? You'd be used anyway.
>That's what happens to you guys, you get caught and made to to do stuff.
No.755022
>>755016
Something about it seems...overrated.
>>755019
>putting shades on
>they fall apart to reveal more shades underneath
>Shaderangs.gif
Where is that light coming from? The source is too small to see!
No.755023
>>755018
>...I have seen smaller.
>>755021
>I already had a trainer. I will speak no more of that.
No.755024
>>755022
>it tried to attack me and failed
>that's all that matters to me
No.755025
File: 1457488609569.gif (314.26 KB, 318x178, 159:89, tumblr_static_tumblr_lx6q3….gif)
>>755022
>
Eh.
>strolls off
>that's a two letter word Arty
>what have you done
No.755026
>>755023
>Speaking? But we're not speaking.
>Let me see inside your mind.
No.755027
>>755020
My species does not have a specific name, so Star Warrior will have to do I suppose.
>>755023
Like what?
No.755028
>>755026
>Stop-
>mental image go
>>
>>755027
>lil busy being mindraped here
No.755029
>>755024
Interesting. Do you take the same approach with traffic tickets, I wonder?
Apparently they don't take too well to strongly worded letters. And by that I mean they don't care at all.
>>755025
>blink
That...is probably not good for my health.
>ahem
Avalon.
>Ea-surviving boolsheet goooooo
No.755030
File: 1457488964359.jpg (175.26 KB, 506x821, 506:821, 3933397-predator-invaders_….jpg)
>>755027
>I am of the Yautja race
>formally of the Night Stalker Clan
>>755029
>what's a "traffic ticket"?
No.755031
>>755028
>oh you poor stupid shota
>you can't hang with Psychic types
>aaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAA
No.755032
>>755028
Oh...that can't be good.
>>755030
Yautja...yes, I've heard of them.
Never seen one, they never come to Popstar for very obvious reasons.
No.755033
>>755031
>GET OOOOOOUT
>here
>have a hallucination of having your head go asplode
>>755032
>[audible screeching]
No.755034
File: 1457489189438.jpg (316.77 KB, 700x738, 350:369, 37f0592296bcc8b6e9b3b8238e….jpg)
>>755030
The worst fate for a person of the modern age that I've encountered yet.
You have to go to court to contest it, and that might take weeks.
>Arty no
No.755035
>>755032
>none of us would fit
>>755034
>my race court takes a few seconds
>if you are deemed guilty
>then you are either banished or killed for your crimes
No.755036
>>755033
I can hear it, but...I cannot do much.
I am no expert on mental capabilities.
>>755035
Exactly. Most Dreamlanders are...too soft.
There'd be nothing for you there.
No.755037
>>755033
>stupid weird empathic powers
>he's making his hallucination that much stronger
>laying still like he's ded
>sweater flutters down from the rafters
No.755038
File: 1457489535591.jpg (288.58 KB, 598x686, 299:343, 93c3a7b06f3b699317328ed88e….jpg)
>>755035
Well I won't fault its efficiency.
You have a monarchy, then?
No.755039
File: 1457489609261.png (136.08 KB, 540x959, 540:959, 399de596569eba8402bce4ae6f….png)
>>755036
>maybe sorta calm
>whatchu gon' do, puffman
>>755037
>!
>sweater: equip
...
>nudging Tretij with TK
No.755040
File: 1457489813040.jpg (378.76 KB, 1369x1920, 1369:1920, 2170236-civilized_beasts_0….jpg)
>>755038
>we are ruled by our elders
>ones who have survived countless battles
>some older then one of our suns
>or so he says
>>755036
>I'm aware
>I have heard stories of your planet
No.755041
>>755039
>remain stoic as always
>wait until complete calmness comes
>>755040
It's sickeningly sweet.
Sickeningly.
No.755042
>>755039
>he's comatose, jim
No.755043
>>755041
>there are worse places to live
No.755044
>>755040
I see, that's how my own Britons lived until the Romans brought us Catholicism.
I hope it hasn't been as entirely downhill for you as it was for my country.
No.755045
>>755041
>it's teatime my nig
>sssssip
>My apologies. I merely carried out what my future sight foretold.
>>755042
>welp
...
>telekinetically lifts him up and onto the couch
>upside-down
No.755046
File: 1457490117177.png (456.19 KB, 1000x826, 500:413, And nothing of value was l….png)
>>755043
It's far from a bad place to live...most of the time.
>>755045
Do not worry about it, I've seen worse.
No.755047
>>755045
>yes perfect
>legs slowly falling into his face
>he'll be sore if he wakes up
No.755048
>>755044
>most of us don't stay on our home world for long
>some wish to see the stars and other planets
>others are banished to worlds were death lingers at every corner
>it's not so bad, we've lived like this for.....well a vary long time
No.755049
>>755048
>raiders and exile
>reminded of SAXONS
>keep your cool, Arty
I'd say you have a better chance of putting on a few pounds here than dying, per se.
No.755050
Anybody seen my phone charger?
No.755051
>rips the door off its hinges
Hey there, kiddos! Ock is back!
I just flew in from DC, and boy are my arms tired.
No.755052
>>755049
>I am ready for my last hunt should the day come
>I just hope it is a good one
>>755046
>have you been to a world where the Xenomorphs have over ran it?
>vary fun
No.755053
>>755046
>I may have overdone my reaction.
>>755047
>ayyyy
No.755054
>>755050
No.
>>755052
I can't say that I have, I've heard the stories.
>>755053
Maybe a little.
No.755056
File: 1457490738782.jpg (769.86 KB, 2464x3256, 28:37, Fate.Prototype.full.164585….jpg)
>>755052
Fortune favors the strong.
>nodnod
Good luck with that, Predator. But I think I have a stern talking to coming to me I should get over with.
>zips out
No.755057
>>755054
>All I wanted was my sweater.
No.755058
>>755054
It's for a Samsung phone. White. Pretty good length. For a samsung
No.755059
>>755055
Ohhh, my favorite!
>arms grab the Butterfinger
Just what the doctor ordered.
>it falls out and down a hole in the floor
Butterfingers
No.755060
>>755056
>good luck too stranger
>>755054
>they spread fast
>gotta keep them in check
No.755062
>>755057
It is a nice sweater at least.
>>755058
I don't know what a Samsung is, so you know...I'm sure I haven't seen it.
>>755060
Oh I've heard alright.
No.755063
>>755062
>It is very warm. It used to belong to my old trainer.
No.755064
File: 1457491120387.png (583.33 KB, 853x480, 853:480, Spider-Man-2-Doctor-Octopu….png)
>>755061
Oh, Ant-Maaaaaan.
>arms shoot out
Man seeking arachnid. 5'8", brown hair, good teeth. Goes by Spider-Man.
No.755065
>>755062
It's a cell phone. I got it to replace my starkphone cause those things are crazy expensive and I broke my last one fighting a crazy man in a robot frog costume
No.755067
>>755062
>this is why my face hunts them
No.755068
>>755063
So that is why you wished to not talk about it.
>>755065
Right well...I'll keep a lookout I suppose.
No.755070
>>755068
>Reflecting on one's greatest failure isn't good for the soul.
No.755071
>>755068
Aren't you the little Knight guy from the Kirby games?
No.755072
File: 1457491445054.png (456.19 KB, 1000x826, 500:413, And nothing of value was l….png)
>>755067
Keep up the good work, they must not spread out too much.
>>755071
Games...?
>>755070
But one cannot simply hide from the past either.
No.755073
>>755069
>inside the box
Kid, box report.
No.755074
>>755069
>is that Jack?
>smells like him
>>755072
>trust me
>they don't
No.755075
>>755073
Everything's fine on my front, Snake.
So far, so good.
>>755074
>noooooooooooooope
No.755076
File: 1457491634244.jpg (288.2 KB, 900x827, 900:827, 8e01f5b22a5c29de44a1438c12….jpg)
>>755072
>Who said I was running.
No.755077
>>755075
Good, keep it steady.
We have to make sure we test these anti-solar radiation boxes out for Master Miller, now that he's a disgusting vampire.
>hmm
...Come to think of it, what even is The Orange.
No.755079
File: 1457491823728.png (320.41 KB, 847x437, 847:437, 107b11a36581d89f6aa141ff9b….png)
No.755080
>>755072
Video games. I think I stole a plushie of you from a claw machine for my daughter once
No.755081
>>755074
Excellent, have fun with keeping them in line.
>>755076
I guess you aren't, I suppose there is nothing wrong with not wanting to talk about it.
We all have things we prefer not to talk about.
No.755082
>>755077
...I don't know.
Oh well, just roll with it.
>>755078
>don't
>you never compromise a man's box
No.755083
File: 1457491960796.jpg (122.83 KB, 850x1129, 850:1129, sample-bfa1e611a2d1f233f4b….jpg)
>>755081
>I would appreciate a change in topic.
No.755084
>>755079
Boss?
>>755082
You didn't just want an excuse to be in the box, right.
No.755085
File: 1457492101106.png (168.91 KB, 625x688, 625:688, Eat the ice cream Meta Kni….png)
>>755080
I have never been in a video game, what are you talking about?
>>755083
Like what?
No.755086
>>755084
I'm extremely uncomfortable with Miller being a filthy species traitor vampire.
No.755087
>>755082
>vary well Jack
>I will be in my camp
No.755088
>>755084
Hahahahaha...what'd ever give you that idea?
>>755087
>have fun
No.755089
File: 1457492281629.png (204.43 KB, 785x1000, 157:200, keyhole_gardevoir_by_zedri….png)
>>755085
>I do not know. Conversation used to flow naturally, but...
No.755090
>>755085
You're meda Knight right? Kirby's friend or rival or something
No.755091
>>755086
Ok that might be a little uncalled for.
I've been doing my own research on that mask he found, if it makes you feel any better.
But I think we can rule out species treason until he starts wearing an armband.
>>755088
Is there something you wanna uh...talk about.
No.755092
>>755089
I am not much of a conversationalist. Dedede is the big mouth, but I am usually silent.
>>755090
How do you know this?!
No.755093
>>755091
Snake you don't understand just how much I hate those fanged bastards.
We're working on a nanomachine solution to reverse this.
No.755094
>>755091
Snake what are you implying?!
No.755095
...Am I being ignored?
Is Doctor Octopus simply not scary anymore?
>sigh
>sits at a table
Vulture's in a rest home, Rhino never takes his costume off anymore...
No.755096
File: 1457492773973.png (738.46 KB, 626x1000, 313:500, 1811a3e975c49de0c0cfd9dafe….png)
>>755093
You...you do know me and the kid were the ones to actually fight Vamp, right? Twice, even.
This really can't be because of Para-Medic 50 years ago.
>>755094
I need to inspect your box, Raiden.
No.755097
>>755096
>
Did I ask for your backsass boy.
No.755098
>>755092
Video games
>>755095
People are more used to this being Symbiote turf
No.755099
>>755096
>removes the box
>gives it to Snake
Fffffine.
No.755100
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>>755092
>I see...
>I should go and see if my friend needs me.
>hovers off
No.755101
>>755095
It's because you're outdated, Otto!
No.755102
>>755100
See you later.
>>755098
>
>>
WHAT VIDEO GAMES?!
No.755103
>>755097
Well to be fair you didn't not ask for it, so...
>couguh
Uh, nanomachines. Right. Are you sure that won't just turn him into a vampire Armstrong?
>>755099
>HMMMMMMMMMMMM
>BINOCULARS GO
>[Scanning...]
There's a rip in the fourth northwest most quadrant.
>flips it around
And the inside is absolutely covered in stickers.
No.755104
>>755098
Symbiotes? Who gives a toss about those festering pustule space heroes?
I didn't come all this way just for my act to be tossed out before it started, my invitation was lost in the mail for two years!
Oh well, you're a thief, aren't you?
>>755101
Outdated? I'll have you know I'm dead.
Well, I was, anyway. Still not too sure about that.
No.755105
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>>755102
Kirby's Adventure and a bunch of other Kirby games
Oh and Smash Bros
No.755106
>>755103
>there's also a picture of Sheik
>more than one, actually
Give that back!
>yanks it back
I don't go perusing through your box, Snake.
No.755107
>>755104
Former theif.
And I dare you to say that to Carnage's Face
No.755108
>>755103
They're not all the same, Snake. You had some to counter hypothermia. We're designing it to attack the vampire traits. Decrease whatever weakness to sunlight and block out the thirst for blood.
No.755109
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>>755104
Well aren't you special?!
I was once "dead" for years! Know how many other villains my rank have done that?
None.
No.755110
>>755105
Somebody...somebody is making games about us.
But...but who?
No.755111
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>>755106
>kicks his box up like a skateboard
>it's immaculate inside
A box is the most valuable weapon a soldier like us has at our disposal, it isn't a toy.
The most important thing you can do for your box is treat it right, keep it clean, and it'll return the favor.
>holding a pic of Sheik
That ninja...
>>755108
Yeah, but that incredibly lessens the chance of us finishing this thing with a boss fight.
No.755113
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No.755114
>>755111
But the box is like a home to me, Snake. It should be personalized to our likes. Maybe the hole being there is bad, but...I like my box.
>takes the picture
I have no idea what you're talking about.
No.755115
>>755107
Maybe I will!
What're you gonna do about it, huh? Carnage and I were very good friends back in the day.
>>755109
Never a dull moment with you, Gobby.
So I take it this fresh start was your fault. What's the deal..
No.755116
>>755112
I must find this...Nintendo.
>VANISH
No.755117
>>755115
I'm just saying...he's Probably crazier than ever
>>755116
Weird
No.755118
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>>755113
...Maybe that's too soon.
>>755114
A box can be a home without being overburdened, kid.
Those that follow Shinto and Feng Shui believe there's a kind of beauty in minimalism. An empty box can be just as great as a colorful box.
>holding another picture
>Snake plis
You should have told me sooner.
No.755119
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>>755115
Hey man, don't look at me. I'd never bring you back.
No.755120
DID SOMEONE SAY CRAZY PERSON?!
No.755121
>>755118
Snaaaaaaaake.
Crowe sold us a new Abyssal.
No.755122
>>755118
Well excuse me for being a nonbeliever of all that stuff..
And told you what?!
>takes that picture away
No.755123
>>755117
>makes talking motions with his hands
>the mech arms mimic him
"I'm just saying, I'm just saying."
You hear that? That's you.
>>755119
But we used to be such great pals!
Remember that time you didn't suck? That was great.
>>755120
Oh in the name of science, now what.
No.755124
>>755120
Jackal?!
Awwww who invited you?!
>>755123
Yeah maybe way back in the day, I thought we hated each other now.
You know.
After what I did you your girlfriend. To prove I was better than you.
No.755125
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>>755123
Right. Well...
>shrink
>gone
No.755126
>>755121
Sold us a new Abyssal?
I thought they were wiped out for good. The uh, small one is the only one I ever see on base.
Then there's all the girls that go missing throughout the day...
>>755122
>
No.755127
>>755126
...don't look at me like that.
No.755128
>>755123
Otto! Boobalah! Have you gained weight? Gotten a worse haircut?
>>755124
Nobody invites Jackal. Jackal simply shows up.
No.755129
>>755126
They're mostly entirely dead. We've got the small one's caretaker, a few of those "princesses", a carrier and a battleship.
I saw that Southern one out there too. Seems she avoided going up in atomic smoke.
No.755130
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>>755124
Being Spider-Man's taught me a lot of things, Osborn.
With great power there must also come a great responsibility.
And teenagers are truly the worst creatures on the face of the earth.
Besides, I have a new girlfriend now.
>>755128
No, I have not gained weight!
I'm the same fluffy size I was before Spider-Man.
You're looking mean and green and always.
No.755131
>>755128
This is why nobody likes you.
>>755130
Oh right, the midget. Yeah I remember that.
No.755132
>>755127
>
>>755129
Atomic smoke?
>thinking of a nuke with a shrapnel horn and cigar
Uh...
Well, might as well make the most of any new recruits. What's this one do.
No.755134
>>755130
Flatterer
>>755131
And my world famous back rubs are why everyone loves me.
No.755135
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>>755132
No idea! She's still frozen in place over there.
No.755136
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>>755131
Such a marvelous creature, and barely four feet tall!
I ask you, is there anything better than a woman that doubles as a cupholder?
Because I've been looking into it and haven't found anything conclusive.
>>755134
Why does my gluteas maximus feel oddly pleasing to cup?
What have you done to me, Jackal.
No.755137
>>755133
I need to do recon on this woman.
Recon the heck out of her.
Make sure she's not a Patriots stooge, you know.
>>755135
Well...I'm sure she'll do fine.
>oh
Boss, I got that info on Trump back that you wanted.
No.755138
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>>755134
It is until you start getting weird with your backrubs.
You weirdo.
>>755136
Yeah, a woman that likes long walks on the bridge.
No.755139
>>755136
Nothing recently. Been busy watching Real Housewives.
>>755138
Norman please. The back rubs start weird and get weirder.
No.755140
>>755137
Please don't tell me it's the picture of his vienna sausage from the internet.
No.755141
>>755137
Please do so.
That's one of my biggest fears since Sam brought it into my head.
No.755142
>>755138
Oh you dog you.
I've been out of the loop, where is everybody's favorite pajama-wearing freakshow.
>>755139
Is that anything like Mob Wives?
Love me some Mob Wives.
No.755143
>>755139
Yeah but then you start rubbing with more than just your hands.
>>755142
He has a family now.
Like...a whole family. They're all like him. Spider-Man you was part of it too for awhile.
No.755144
>>755140
>holding a camera
...Uh...
>puts it away
No, it's just that he's been making a lot of weird decisions. Speaking his mind, posting pictures of his...you know.
I'm starting to think he might be like Gene. Should we be worried?
>>755141
Well, everybody knows mouth-coverings are just a gateway to danger.
No.755145
>>755142
VH1 is for people with no respect for themselves
>>755143
What? No I....wait...I knwo which one of me you're talking about.
Yeah....had to bury him in the desert
No.755146
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>>755143
I was? But I hate Spider-Man!
I'll beat the crap out of me!
>the arms "look" at each other all confused
>>755145
I hope you're not implying Big Ang is anything but a delicate flower, you scruffy looking Scrappy Doo knockoff.
No.755147
>>755144
This is the same report I've been given verbatim for the past four months.
We know, Snake. It's fine. Unlike Gene he doesn't have a black ops unit or a hypnotic voice.
No.755148
>>755144
I've seen her without it, multiple times.
Seems fine.
No.755149
>>755145
How many others are out there?
How many?
>>755146
It won't be hard.
I don't think he's liked, even among his fellow Spider-Men...and Women.
No.755150
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>>755147
But how can we be sure.
No, I guess not. Sorry for uh, wasting your time, Boss.
>>755148
You have a mask you wear over the bottom of your face that makes it look like a face, don't you?
No.755151
>>755146
Big Ang is dead.
Also I never watched the show. Because I don't watch VH1. Because I respect myself too much.
>>755149
I dunno. Meth is a hell of a drug
No.755152
>>755150
It's a different jaw, not a mask.
No.755153
>>755150
He's easy enough to handle.
For now I need to give this new Abyssal woman a job.
No.755154
>>755149
You mean he's alive at the same time I am?
Well that just won't do, I can't hurt anybody with a mind that handsome.
>>755151
Not even the I Love The 80s shows?
Come on, everyone loves that stuff.
No.755155
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>>755151
Jesus, you should really take control of your life, man.
Come on.
>>755154
He...might be?
I never see him around but those pesky others are hardly around either.
No.755156
>>755152
Same thing.
What if she's hiding a...a...
Bug mouth.
>>755153
Not giving it to Master Miller?
I mean it wouldn't be too bad unless he put on an accent or something.
"I vant you to do dis" or uh...Yeah.
No.755157
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>still in the corner
>Predator net draped over her
>doesn't seem to notice
No.755158
>>755156
I told you Snake, I've seen her without the mask. She has a normal mouth and everything.
There's only one thing that's odd about her but...ohhhh it's a doozy.
No.755159
>>755156
Snake. Have you ever been slapped for lack of listening? A lack of doing what you're told?
Because I'm not far from slapping you.
No.755160
>>755157
>when did I do that?
No.755161
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>>755158
Odd? Like not normal?
That's a step above strange on the weirdness scale!
Tell me everything.
>>755159
Uh...
No.755162
>>755154
Eh. I don't like Hal Sparks. Just something about his face.
>>755155
Oh no, the chaos of it all is where the brilliance lives
No.755163
>>755160
>did we say Predator net
>we meant Predator net and her own hair
Betrayed by my own braid, huh...
No.755164
>>755161
Would you believe me if I said she was a princess?
No.755165
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>>755157
This calls for more Calorie Mates.
>[printer noises]
>block of chocolate Calorie Mate drops out of beard
>om
>>755161
Okay, time to shut my son up!
No.755166
>>755155
Well that certainly...uh...Gives me a lot of free time.
How would you feel about getting the Six back together to throw toilet paper at his house, just for a night.
>>755162
Then clone a better one and put him on the show!
No.755167
>>755163
>going to need you to hold still
>kisht!
No.755168
>>755162
I mean as a crazy person I can agree but come on, doesn't that feel the slightest bit degrading?
>>755166
Working with the Sinister Six?!
I'd never degrade myself! Sinister Twelve or nothing. Also I get to be the boss of it.
No.755169
>>755164
A princess?
>>755165
TIME TO-wait what.
No.755170
>>755169
You heard me right. A princess.
Of a kingdom. A magical kingdom.
No.755171
>>755165
>is this guy trying to banter with me
>tips the barrel on the floor
>pulls it up
>card-house of Calorie Mates perfectly stacked
>>755167
>blink
>little bit of hair fluttering around
Oh...
No.755172
>>755169
Shhh.
>>755171
[!]
I see... so that's what you do.
>when did that clipboard get in her hands
>BB no stop with the Star Plat shenanigans
You're hired.
No.755173
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>>755166
Clones ain't cheap Otto
It's not like stealing someone's body.
>>755168
I also use them as unpaid labor so, it works itself out
No.755174
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>>755166
Clones ain't cheap Otto
It's not like stealing someone's body.
>>755168
I also use them as unpaid labor so, it works itself out
No.755175
>>755170
Magical kingdom?
Disneyland?
>>755172
Boss? Wait Boss no-
>lips shut like STICKY FINGUHS
HMMMMM
No.755176
>>755171
>and your free
>you can run now
No.755177
>>755168
Hey. You listening?
Don't be that guy. Because you're totally being that guy right now.
If anything I'm that guy.
>>755173
>>755174
>choking the clone out
What?
No.755178
>>755175
No. Not Disneyland...I think.
I hope not, I don't want to become a pawn of the Mouse.
Might be worse than being a pawn of the Patriots.
No.755179
>>755174
Well I guess that's...actually quite good.
Yes, really good in fact.
Unpaid labor is the second best kind of labor.
>>755177
Who said you get to be that guy?
No.755180
>>755172
>still trying to do touch commands
>rips the paper
>blink
...
>dips it in her barrel
>tablet-ized
Big Boss is a dumb name.
>>755176
Eh.
>fiddling with her headphones
No.755181
>>755177
You call that choking?
>pushes him away
Put a little passion into it you irradiated troll doll
>murders his own clone
>>755179
Yup
No.755182
>>755180
>my work here is done
No.755183
>>755178
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
No.755184
>>755175
That's better.
>>755180
Maybe, but it's the name I've had since '64 so I'm keeping it.
>
Whatever happened to good old pen and paper... oh well.
No.755185
>>755179
Because I said so. Because I'm that guy.
See how easy it is when you just sit back and let me do all the work?
>>755181
Ya got me!
>puts pants on Jackal
>and then pantses him
Butterfingers.
No.755186
>>755183
Oh right, you can't talk.
Here I'll try to guess what you're saying.
Try again.
No.755187
>>755185
Haha, no my tubby friend I think you meant to say that I'm that guy.
It's easy for me to come up with these ideas because I do all my work instead of letting fake arms do so.
>>755181
The best kind of labor is forced labor, though.
No.755188
>>755182
>briefly looks up
>looks down
>Shuse's Blog Post: saw a Predator today
>disappointed he didn't rip my spine out
>>755184
Went out of style like everything else from '64.
Because things stopped being good the second you realized you were old, don't worry too much.
>flicking crumbs off the screen
No.755189
>>755186
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
No.755190
>>755185
I'm wearing pants Otto. Putting on a second pair and then taking them off is stupid. You huffing airplane glue or something?
>>755187
Eh. Only really trust myself honestly
No.755191
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>>755188
>2small4me
>and you're just on a lap top
>not really on my "I need to rip out that spine" list
No.755192
>>755188
I'm old?
>feels his beard
Huh.
>already peeking over her shoulder
Never felt that way to me.
No.755193
>>755189
Snake, I most certainly can't do that.
We went on our first date literally a couple days ago!
It's too soon.
No.755194
>>755187
You use a serum like some kind of two-penny monster of the week!
The lecherous limbs do as I say, and I look pretty coral if I do say so myself.
>>755190
It's cheaper than Whippets, ok?
I will channel the soul of the Wright brothers.
No.755195
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>>755191
>I fear this Predator is a total lame-o
>how embarrassing
>and it's a tablet you silly crab thing
>>755192
>...
>big hando on his face
>pushan
Personal space, gramps.
>fucking Ritou don't send me doujin while I'm here you dumb skank
No.755196
>>755190
That's why hypnosis is a solution.
>>755194
Coral-- what does that even mean?
And there's nothing wrong with serum, it's the best solution for this kind of thing.
Hey maybe you'd even lose a bit of that paunch if you ever used your real legs once in awhile or developed a serum like I did.
No.755197
>>755193
HMMMMMMMMM HMMMM HMMMMMMMMMMM
No.755198
>>755195
>wearing half of her braid as a scarf
>and also not moving
>supersoldier stronk
>muffled "you winning, son?"
No.755199
>>755197
You want me to do what with her what now?
Were you always this lewd?
No.755200
>>755195
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRD!!!
No.755201
>>755196
I don't have a paunch. It's a clever ruse to deceive Spider-Man into thinking I'm not bearmode.
Because I totally am, I can bench like, sooooo much.
No.755202
>>755198
>!
>tugging her braid back
Hey. Quit-
>>755200
>!!!
>n-no
>I'm not a nerd
>nerds listen to back music
>help me, vaporwave!
No.755203
>>755199
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHH
No.755204
>>755201
If you're so strong can you do this?
>falcon Goblin Punches a stool across the room
No.755205
>>755202
>comfy smug gramps
No.755206
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>>755204
>rubbing his chin
Impressive.
For a girl maybe.
Punching a stool? Really, Norman, I'm disappointed.
>walks up to another stool
>spits in his hands
Watch the magic happen.
>punches it
>it falls forward
Ha! I don't think we'll be seeing him again
No.755207
>>755203
Snake, Snake...she's a lady. I can't just take my hand and hold her hand with a lady like that without some fine courting first.
I mean honestly, it just makes me look bad.
No.755208
>>755205
>...
>...
>looks down
Don't get any of your old on it.
I know you guys are contagious.
>already setting to work organizing the mess of spreadsheets Kaz made
No.755209
>>755206
So you've come pretty close in strength...
But my gadgetry is without competition!
Have you ever invented something like THIS?
>throws out a toy frog
>it hops around a bit
>then explodes
No.755210
>>755208
Nonsense!
>HNNNRRRRRRGH
>young Boss get
I'm protean.
No.755211
>>755202
HOHOHOHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!
No.755212
>>755207
>throws a Love Box
No.755213
>>755208
Guess this is the part where I mention the fact that I'm technically older than Boss.
>wait when did Bucky get here
>ooga booga master of stealth
No.755214
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>>755212
>catches the box
>looks at it
>then back to Snake
Now this I understand.
The classy way to court a lady...how could I forget?
No.755215
>>755209
>whoa that is so cool
Oh, pssh, duh!
I just don't have it with me right now.
Why would I need any stupid bombs when my arms do it all?
No.755216
>>755213
>that's not funny
No.755217
>>755210
...
...
>headtilt
Sure don't look like a Froakie.
Bet your IVs are shit too.
>>755211
>stupid Predator
>>755213
Why, were you guys having a contest over how boring and terrible you could be.
Congratulations, everybody wins. Which means nobody wins.
Have a sticker or something.
No.755218
>>755215
Or how about thiiiiiiiiis?
>throws out a bat
>it starts emitting smoke
No.755219
>>755214
>sage nodding
>shows his tranq gun for a second before getting back in the box
>Snake awaaay
No.755220
>>755217
>whoever wins we lose
>also it's stupid sexy Predator
No.755221
>>755219
I know what I have to do now...
No.755222
>>755213
Only by a decade or so.
>>755217
The only IVs I know are drips. Those are never fun.
Froakie... it sounds delicious.
No.755223
>>755218
>crushes it in an arm
Oops. Did I do that?
No.755224
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>>755216
>o-oh
>okay
>>755217
Sheesh, why all the hostility?
>>755222
>grin
Still counts.
No.755225
>>755223
That's fine, because there's also THIS!
>throws out a ghost bomb
>that pretty much drains oxygen into an airtight seal
No.755226
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>>755220
>blink
>adjusts her glasses
>snap
...Damn it.
>>755222
Nothing in Special Attack, huh.
>slight internal smug
Really working the ditzy glutton trope, aren't you.
>>755224
What? I was serious.
>reaches in her drum
>sticks a sticker over the star on his arm
>it's a banana
No.755227
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>>755225
>fire still burning as the oxygen leaves
>gg Mahvel
Oh no, my lungs! I need those to live!
>dives out the window
No.755228
>>755224
Subtracting all the years frozen in a block of ice you're only as young as Snake is.
>smirk
Life lived is the only life that counts.
>>755226
If you keep offering food like that there isn't much other choice.
>pomf
>back to old modo
Ahh. That's better.
No.755229
>>755227
Gyaahahahahahaha!
Looks like I win again-- URK!
>falls over due to lack of oxygen
No.755230
>>755226
>looking at the sticker
At least you're not trying to stick fridge magnets to my arm like everybody else has.
>>755228
You've got me there. There's a reason you're calling the shots and I'm not.
No.755231
>>755228
>?
Offering?
>looks in her drum
>somehow empty
...
>squint
>stupid Predator breaking my glasses with sexy
>>755230
Yeah. That'd be dumb.
>tapping at her tablet
>muttering
You are already magnet'd...
>look at the inside of your arm, Buck
>covered in fridge magnets
No.755232
>>755230
>sticking a fridge magnet in the shape of Boss' bandana onto Bucky's arm
What?
>>755231
>satisfied rumble
There we go.
No.755233
>>755231
>I hear your complaints
>but I must get fit
No.755234
>>755231
>wait what
...How did you do that?
>>755232
>sighs
I should've seen this coming.
No.755235
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>>755232
Pig.
>pulls her fingers in on one hand
>rotates
>ksshhhh
>pulls a smoller hand out of the new barrel
>>755233
>well I'll just watch then
>>755234
Hokuto Shinkeisei-kan
>nodnod
No.755236
>>755234
You did. You just weren't quick enough to notice.
>sage nodding
>>755235
Snake actually. They eat things much bigger than themselves.
No.755237
>eating chips
Oh. My. God.
No.755238
>>755235
>sits on the floor and starts picking the magnets off
You've got an interesting sense of humor, I'll say that much.
>>755236
Yeah, well, I'm no Quicksilver.
No.755239
>>755235
>after my work I must rest
No.755240
>>755236
Not into vore.
>shaping the new barrel into a box
>sends it floating on up
Guy last night said you killed all the idiots in my family.
Those were my idiots.
>>755238
Yeah, I'd think seeing things that aren't there would be interesting too.
I think the have pills for that now.
>tips the drum over
>deluge of pills
Pills here. Heh.
No.755241
>>755238
Neither am I. I'm just veeeery good at distraction.
>>755240
>shrug
They killed my friends. So I killed all of them and everyone who's ever seen them.
>Boss no you can't say that with the smile you got on
No.755242
>>755240
Hold on now. I haven't gone totally crazy yet.
>>755241
>slow nod
Yeah. Maybe someday I'll be as good as y-
>points behind Boss
BOSS LOOK AN ALIEN!
No.755243
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>>755241
>um
...Well, guess I don't need an excuse to listen to sad music now.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOZguewXCRs
>>755242
There is no almost. There is only yes or no.
It's like you didn't even listen to Yoda.
No.755244
>>755242
Silly Bucky, I already saw the Predator.
>>755243
I never was a fan of covers. Hurt has a charm all to itself.
No.755245
>>755243
Well, damn. I'm starting to think that first time I got a smile out of you was just a fluke.
>
>oh no
>Bucky learned how to be smug
>he's adapting
>>755244
...Didn't think the joke would crash and burn that fast.
No.755246
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>>755244
>frown piques down a little
>burrowing into her braid to hide it
I couldn't find a version of that Inigo Montoya scene fast enough.
Woops.
>>755245
>DON'T CALL IT A MONSTER
Didn't just hear all my folks got bombed to death then either.
Try again. Get there someday. Maybe. Whatever.
No.755247
>>755245
Let me tell you a secret: we old men can see everythiiiing.
>>755246
Princess Bride is a good movie.
>eyes the jukebox
>subtle MENACING
>Hurt begins going off
No.755249
>>755247
Cool. You know how to state the obvious and commit genocide. What's your next trick, Fido.
>hmph
So where are the rest.
No.755250
>>755246
>oh
>uh
...Right. Sorry if I seemed rude.
>>755247
>Don't mention the missing eye.
>Don't mention the missing eye.
...We're surrounded by surveillance equipment, aren't we.
>Nailed it.
No.755251
>>755249
Genocide's a talent of mine, yes.
>thinking
Hoppo's wherever the most mochi is, the massive one is always with her, Dyson is watching Ritou, and Re-class in the shark tank doing laps until we let her out to rampage at sea.
>>755250
Yes. Also recon scouts in stealth camo.
No.755252
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>>755250
Not sorry til you're sorry, BRRRRRRRAPPLEDOUGH. You don't get Good Boy points that way, y'know.
>shrug
Dunno why you're worrying about me.
>>755251
>one, two...
...
Well, best two out of five isn't bad, I guess.
No.755253
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>>755251
>pinging noise coming from his arm
>3D map of the Hall of Doom being created inside of his domino mask
>memorizing where the scouts are
>woopwoop echolocation
Let's hope they can keep secrets.
>>755252
Why shouldn't I? If you're going to join up with Outer Heaven, that makes you just as important to me as anybody else there.
No.755254
File: 1457502485251.jpg (177.86 KB, 850x1202, 425:601, sample-2ed4f32196462158c00….jpg)
No.755255
>>755252
Do take care Shuse. You're one of us now.
>sticks the teleport fulton on
>>755253
Uv coursh!
>fwip
No.755256
>>755253
>rrr
>ups the volume a little
Don't need the pity.
Some not-dead family would be nice, but I guess you're fresh out.
Bummer.
>>755255
>blink
>blink
Wha-
>up she goooooooes
No.755257
>>755254
Remind me again what the bloody hell you're doing?
No.755258
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>>755257
Fastball Special, we've been over this.
Always wanted to feel what it's like to be an orbital frame, but Jaegars were never meant to fly.
Hand of Jehuty me when I run at you. No worries, Gipsy's had worse for breakfast.
No.755259
>>755255
>suddenly wearing a mask
>Baneposting is a hell of a drug
...Things just keep getting weirder around here.
>>755256
>frowns
So much for trying to cheer her up.
No.755260
>>755258
Right... preferably not this one. She's a bit finicky.
Hand of Jehuty is not an active-
You know what he means. Activate the bits.
>GET OVER HERE
No.755261
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>>755260
>ONCE THIS BABY HITS 8888 MILES PER HOUR
>YOU'RE GONNA SEE SOME SERIOUS SHIT
>tfw Gipsy's center of gravity is purposefully as low as possible
>slow front flip at the zenith
...Uh oh.
No.755262
File: 1457503405105.jpg (61.47 KB, 500x298, 250:149, tumblr_nb4krt6KWD1tk42l7o1….jpg)
>>755261
That... doesn't look intentional.
>'ports Gipsy back over upright
No.755263
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>>755262
>THOOOOOOOOOOM
>buried in the swamp to the knees
I had it!
No.755264
>voip
Oh man oh-
>WHAM
>facefirst into a wall
No.755265
File: 1457503569995.png (438.24 KB, 730x472, 365:236, King_Kong_vs._Godzilla_-_3….png)
Well looks like it's another fine ass day her--
Shiiiiiiiiiiit, how long was this mech territory?
No.755266
>>755263
Sure you did.
>hoveran above the water
>hand out
No.755267
>>755264
>doesn't even look up from his big
You should watch where you teleport.
No.755268
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>>755265
>tuuuuuuurn
>speaker kicks on
You know this ain't your hood, right.
>>755266
You just keep being smug up there.
>wrenching legs out
>big stronk mech look out
No.755269
>>755267
>prying himself out
It's not perfect.
No.755270
>>755265
Christ look at that thing.
>>755268
Stubborn to the last, eh?
No.755271
>>755268
Ey mane, I ain't lookin' fer trouble...
Jus' sayin', this was once a good neighborhood.
>>755270
Woooooooooooooooooooow.
Can't believe you'd say that.
No.755272
File: 1457503873651.jpg (392.5 KB, 821x1200, 821:1200, Do not challenge the borb.jpg)
>>755269
So where did you have to run off to in such a hurry, anyway?
No.755273
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>>755270
What, Space-American's not like us?
>>755271
Yeah, and then a kaiju just strolled up like he owns this block.
You trying to throw hands, my man?
No.755274
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>>755271
That's a kaiju alright. We're not going to have problems now are we.
>>755273
Quite the opposite. Tenacity's you lot's strong suit.
No.755275
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>>755273
'Cause this was once Kaiju territory.
Me n' my Kaiju Hedorah used to get high here all the time, right on that hill over there.
He used to have the finest smog I ever did smoke.
Chrissakes, can't go to any of my old stompin' grounds without you mechs gettin' all up in my grill.
>>755274
Ain't gonna have problems 'less you got any, man.
No.755276
>>755272
I had to pick my sister Tracy up from school and I had a, um, hang out thing with my friend Paula.
No.755278
>>755274
It's a beautiful little something, isn't it.
Rock paper scissors for who gets him.
>>755275
That's tough, brother. But the law of jungle doesn't stop when the trees end, know what I'm saying?
>Raleigh stop being from Brooklyn
Hey, free chance to take a hike, though.
No.755279
>>755277
Yeah it went pretty okay. I mean, I guess.
No.755280
>>755275
As they say in the American Old West: "This land ain't big enough fer the two'f us."
>>755278
You're on.
No.755281
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>>755278
>rubbing his eyes
You know who you talkin' to, right?
I was born in the jungle, raised in the jungle. I was King of the jungle.
Hence the name King Kong.
And what if I don't take a hike, huh? I ain't violatin' any a' yer namby pamby laws by jus' bein' here, am I?
>>755280
Well there's three of us here, including two a' you, so that shit ain't gonna fly here.
No.755282
>>755279
Ahh, that is good.
It going okay is better than it going horribly wrong, no?
No.755283
>>755282
>blink
Define "horribly wrong."
Like, what could possibly have gone wrong? Now I'm a little worried.
No.755284
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>>755280
>Sai sho wa gu
>JON KEN PON
>>755281
Well, existing is a pretty bad offense to start a record with.
This here's the urban jungle, my friend. We got fun and games.
>[SWORD]
Ah dang it, gotta wait.
No.755285
>>755283
Well on Dreamland even a simple stroll might end badly.
Cosmic horrors like to attack often.
I hope this Earth isn't the same.
No.755286
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| Rolled 2 (1d3) |
>>755281
We're doing rock paper scissors.
>>755284
>I CHOOSE [G U N]
Where the hell did these bloody dice come from?
No.755287
>>755285
No, no... it's... pretty much the same. We just got more than two guys doing stuff to stop it.
No.755288
>>755284
That's racist, come on!
And this ain't an urban jungle, pig. This is a gotdamn swamp!
A swamp!
Laws don't mean shit in swamps! Anything goes!
>>755286
Pft, typical.
No.755289
>>755286
The garbage can, I think.
Found a whole lot of multi-colored paint in there too.
>>755288
Well now you're just making me nervous.
And when I get nervous, I get scared.
You don't want me to get scared, do you pal?
No.755290
>>755287
Well to be fair Dreamland has...
>counting on his nonexistent fingers
Four now. Kirby used to have animal friends too but I don't see them around anymore.
No.755291
>>755288
Right then, sorted. Always wanted to test this thing out on a living kaiju.
>Vector Cannon booting up
The thirty second loading time is a real pain though.
>Smooth jazz deploying in 3... 2... 1...
>[smooth jazz for your soul]
While we wait, eh.
>BYOOOOOOOOOOOOO
There we are!
>>755289
Some kind of earth stoner nerd party...
No.755292
>>755289
You bitches get scared at the drop of a goddamn hat, even if I looked you in yer visor you'd probably be terrified.
>>755291
Mmmm.
>just kinda walks behind him
No.755293
>>755290
Four? Who're the other two?
No.755294
>>755291
>radio on
>HAAAAAAAAAAAANGIN' OUT
>DOWN THE STREET
>THE SAME OLD THING
>WE DID LAST WEEEEEK
>>755292
Man, who doesn't know Pulp Fiction?
Now you just deserve this.
>plasma prong gooooo
No.755295
>>755292
Bloody-
>Zero Shiftan
>haha teleporting while BEAMU
Eat your heart out, Skywalker!
>git in there monkeyman
>>755294
Not everyone can appreciate smooth jazz...
No.755296
>>755293
King Dedede is doing his part now, surprisingly. He tries to seem like a bad guy and major rival to Kirby still but...I really don't think he has the heart to do so anymore.
His loyal Waddle Dee in the bandanna also helps.
No.755297
>>755295
AGH!
>blasted to hell and back
>>755294
DON'T TOUCH ME WITH THAT
>ZZZZZAP
HELP! HELP!
THIS IS WRONG! WRONGFUL PROSECUTION! YOU GUYS AIN'T GOT NOTHIN' ON ME!
NOTHIN'!
No.755298
File: 1457505656787.jpg (57.91 KB, 412x732, 103:183, 014ac46c8a35744d89f66c6477….jpg)
>>755296
A Waddle Dee? That sounds kind of... small.
No.755299
>>755298
He is surprisingly skilled with a spear.
No.755300
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>>755295
>he's actually watching That 70s Show in there
Ha! Oh that Red.
>>755297
On the contrary. Watch out, for my tripping move
>sticks a leg out
No.755301
File: 1457505844253.png (202.98 KB, 439x650, 439:650, bdadbb8c634db03bba6a971bf9….png)
So this is the place Mister Jotaro told me the new vampire was seen.
It's kind of spooky in here...
No.755302
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>>755297
It's our turf now, Kong!
>>755300
>tfw Space England
Wot the devil...
No.755303
>>755299
Really? Cool.
>>755301
It's Gohan! And he's small again!
No.755304
>>755300
>falls on the ground
Ergh...
>grabs a tree
>tears it from the ground
FUCKIN' MECHA ASS MOTHERFUCKERS, I'LL SHOW YOU HOW WE DO IT BACK HOME!
>gets back up and shoves the tree into Gypsy's glowing chest hole
>>755302
THEN I'LL JUST HAVE TO NOT MAKE YOU WANT IT!
>starts stomping around
>leaving giant footprints and just making an overall mess
No.755305
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>>755303
G-Gohan? Are you saying my name is food?
Are you ok? My name is Koichi, can you see how many fingers I'm holding up?
No.755306
>>755301
Vampires inhabit this place too?
>>755303
It is indeed 'cool.'
I'll admit I'm surprised as most Waddle Dees tend to be incompetent.
No.755307
>>755305
You're not even holding any fingers up, dude.
I'm Ness.
>>755306
I remember that from Smash Run. And also all the other things from the other tournaments.
No.755308
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>>755302
Hey. This here? Quality entertainment.
You'll never think of stoners the same way.
>>755304
>gg Kong
>that's nuclear reaction
>meltdown in 3...
Ohhhhhh I can see that cutting into my bonus. And my life, so we're gonna do this.
>slaps Kong upside the head with the sword
Hey Birdman, little help here!
No.755309
>>755306
>
>>
>[ E C H O E S ]
Stay over there.
>>755307
Oh! Good, you're totally ok.
>um
Just making sure, but you're talking to that ball thing, right?
No.755310
>>755304
Oh Christ wot've you done now.
Have a Halberd.
>
>>755308
What the hell do you want me to do? Quick!
No.755311
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>>755308
>too FUCKING MAD to care about nuclear destruction
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
>smacked against the face
>slides back
>runs back up and straight up punches him in the face
THIS IS FOR ALL MY KAIJU BROTHERS!
REPRESENT!
>>755310
>knocked back even more
>still going somehow
I'VE HAD IT UP TO HERE WITH YOU!
>goes in for another punch
No.755312
>>755307
Yes...it is sad but true.
They do try their hardest though, so I must commend them for that.
>>755309
Can do.
>continues reading
No.755313
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>>755310
>already legging it
Do a space thing! Notify my next of kin!
Oh and tell Akashi I might be late tomorrow due to, you know, being in Heaven.
>>755311
>WHAM
>down he goes
IT'S NO USE, HE'S GOIN' FOR HIS BONES
>reactor is getting dangerously hot
No.755314
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>>755309
You're not? Meta Knight's pretty cool.
>>755312
They just walk left and right.
No.755315
>>755311
Yeah? So've I.
>
>>755313
Uh. Fuck.
>pointing a bit at Danger's cockpit
>git 'ported into Jehuty's
You fucking owe me.
No.755316
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>>755312
>stare
>STARE
>maybe hiding behind a chair
That rhymed.
>uh
>>755314
Meta Knight? You mean he's not a-
>oh
Right. Gotcha. I'll um, be sure to apologize.
You haven't seen any vampires around here, have you?
No.755317
>>755313
>picks Gypsy up
>starts biting his arm
>that's bad
>Kong literally feeds off of electricity
>thanks King Kong vs Godzilla
Sweet nourishment...
>>755315
>uses Gypsy as a shield
>then throws it at Jehuty
THANKS FOR THE FREE FOOD, SUCKAHS!
No.755318
>>755314
Yes, and...?
They have no fists, they have no weapons.
That is literally all they can do.
>>755316
What rhymed?
No.755319
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>>755315
>poink
Well this is nice and roomy. Minifridge?
>>755317
>electricity isn't NUCLEAR, fam :^)
Hey! I just buffed out that scratch!
No.755320
>>755319
>oh right, thanks for reminding me
>now I get to make it worse ;^)
>starts choking
WHAT IS THIS?!
THIS AIN'T ELECTRICITY!
No.755321
>>755317
You wot-
>just
>'ports Gypsy far away so the 'splosion doesn't kill everyone
You did it! You blew it all up! You damned dirty ape!
>>755319
Don't go drinking all my whiskey.
No.755322
>>755318
A uh, thing.
A thing inside my brain.
A thing that...rhymed.
>cough
Sorry for yelling. I mean I wasn't yelling, but it's the only word I can think of.
No.755323
>>755320
tfw you click post too early by accident.
No.755324
>>755316
The "WRYYYYY" kind or the normal kind?
>>755318
I guess.
No.755325
>>755320
No sir, she's a real gentle lady.
Treat her bad and she might just blind you.
With science.
>>755321
I would suggest very very heavily you hit your win button.
Also that you should install a win button, it's great for morale.
No.755326
>watching the kaiju fight outside from a window
No.755327
>>755321
AHAHAHAHAHAH--
>still choking
>probably dying now
Oh...that shit...whatever I ate...shit ain't good fer me...
>falls on the ground
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh my stomach.
>looks up a Jehuty
I'm sorry, mane. Guess I went a little crazy there.
Shit wasn't meant to go down like this...thought I'd just relive some ol' memories of Hedorah. Shit ain't been the same without 'em. With everybody goin' green, he didn't make it to the New Year....
Thought maybe I'd be able to smoke some smog in his name...didn't know mechs started comin' but by then it was...too late. Too late to go back, too late to see it comin'...
>>755325
But you...yeah guess I'm sorry too, even if you...tazed me. Tazed me real good.
Shit got outta hand real fast. You was jus'...doin' yer job.
Looks like my time here is over, though.
Peace, my man.
>falls on the ground
>dies
No.755328
>>755322
Do not worry about it, I can see how my appearance may startle you.
>>755324
Though maybe more effectively weaponry might be in order.
Parasols are no weapons.
>>755326
What's going on out there?
No.755329
>>755325
That'd be the Vector Cannon. But I don't have time to fire it.
So I'll fire the portable Vector Cannon.
>>755327
Truly, it was mecha that killed the beast. Rest in peace, sweet prince.
No.755330
File: 1457507718944.jpg (576.73 KB, 700x1220, 35:61, e2556c843032510fd988720077….jpg)
>>755324
You mean there's more than one kind!?
>oh man oh man aaaaa
Yes! Both! Whichever!
>>755328
Well uh...I don't want to be rude, but what are you?
No.755331
>>755328
Can't you guys give them sticks or something?
>>755330
Nope!
No.755332
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>>755328
>A large beast has expired.
>tfw telepathic empathy
>mourning dress go
No.755333
>>755327
>tearing the label off a fresh bottle of Crowe's Jack Daniels
>pours it out of the cockpit
Heroes are forgotten. But legends never die.
Follow your heart, Kong.
>>755329
Alas, poor Kong. I knew him well, limey.
No.755334
>>755330
I am...a...
My species has no specific name.
>>755331
They sometimes have spears.
They are just as ineffective as ever.
>>755332
That explains the loud thumping.
Whoever it was has my condolences.
No.755335
>>755331
>glass_breaking
Oh...
Well I'm Koichi-no I already said that.
>>755334
Like an alien?
>just like Mikitaka
>or maybe he's just a weirdo
No.755336
File: 1457508128697.jpg (187.63 KB, 828x980, 207:245, 4eb4ca2edb51e3e46450217a41….jpg)
>>755333
How did it turn out like this?
>beat passes
Oh. Right.
No.755337
>>755336
To be fair I never asked him to feast on my giant robot.
>lifts a foot
Hey, your floor's all stick in here. Like somebody poured whiskey all over it.
No.755338
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>>755334
Wow. Lucas and I use bats and sticks pretty good.
>>755335
'Kay. Bye!
>voip
No.755339
>>755337
I wonder why that is.
>Caution. Interior compromised.
Oh christ no-
>'''Activating cleansing solution.
>oxygen masks deployed
No.755340
>>755334
>I will not forget these feelings.
No.755341
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>>755339
>flicking the mask
You know they always tell you about these things on airplanes but I never knew what to do with them.
>sniff sniff
Is that gaseous bleach?
No.755342
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>>755341
For fuck's sake-
>strapping the mask on him
Yes. Yes it is.
No.755343
>snoozing on the couch
>surrounded by a tepee of debris
No.755344
>>755335
Yes, I am an alien.
>>755338
Yes the Waddle Dee is not usually a smart creature, but they are a dedicated one.
>>755340
I did not know the beast but yet, even I must feel some sympathy for it.
No.755345
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>>755338
>!
Whoa!
>>755344
That's...well, that's pretty incredible!
I don't think I've ever met an alien before.
...Except for this one time but I don't think he was uh, all there in the head.
No.755346
>>755342
>hand over the mask
So you got the mask on, what's the next step of your master plan?
No.755347
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>>755343
>telekinetically unburying the bacon
>>755344
>Legendary, he was.
No.755348
>>755346
Recovering your mech. With no survivors.
No.755349
>>755345
Oh it's not that exciting.
>borb pls
>you run into aliens every other week
And this other one you speak of, how was he not right in the head?
>>755347
Who was he?
No.755350
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>>755348
>shaking his head
I'm sorry, you are the weakest link.
No.755351
>>755347
RAAAWK FUCKING LEGEND
No.755352
>>755347
>just shifts over
>bacon a tuckered out
Еще пять минут...
No.755353
>>755349
>King Kong.
>>755351
???
>>755352
>jeez
>floats a blanket over her and mini who's in her lap
No.755354
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>>755349
Uh, well, it's mostly because he you know...called himself an alien.
B-But now that you're here, I totally believe him!
>[ E C H O E S A C T I I I ]
>Guy was a total fruit loop, bossman. Get real.
Uh...
No.755355
>>755350
Fuck's sake, Raleigh.
No.755356
>>755353
I have no idea who that is.
But with a name like that he must've been important.
>>755354
Or maybe not.
Perhaps he just was a delusional person who thought he was an alien. What did he look like?
No.755357
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>>755353
>zzz
>zzz
>zz-wait a minute
>blinking awake
...Is that one of my sweaters?
No.755358
>>755355
Hey, you hung in there longer than last time, didn't you?
Few more sessions of banter and you'll be a real boy, Pinocchio.
>claps him on the shoulder
So. What can this baby really do.
No.755359
>>755356
>He was important.
>>755357
>No.
>It belongs to me.
No.755360
>>755358
You've already seen its mobility options and the big guns.
No.755361
>>755356
Well, he looked a little...strange?
Odd? Yeah, definitely odd.
>Goddamn just pull yourself together already. You're acting like this glorified 8 ball is top shit.
>>755359
>Stand?
No.755362
>>755359
Then his memory shall go on. Those who build a legacy for themselves are forever remembered.
>>755361
...that is not a good descriptor.
No.755363
>>755359
>squint
>squint
Huh.
>noticing the blanket
Assuming you did this; thank you for the blanket-
>
>uh
No.755364
>>755360
I'm thoroughly disappointed.
This is just sloppy mech design.
No.755365
>>755361
>What is a Stand?
>>755362
>The king is dead. Long live the king.
>>755363
>She was tired, so I did the work.
No.755366
>>755362
He had sort of long pink hair?
>Looked like a big faggot.
Hey! Jeez!
>Act III dispersed
>Act I a go
>>755365
>aaaaaa
AAAAAAAAAA!
No.755367
>>755364
Wait until a later engagement, I'm not one to show off all the tricks on the first date.
No.755368
>>755366
Anything else odd about him?
What color was his skin?
>>755365
He will live on through people's hearts.
Or maybe he'll just come back or maybe he didn't really die.
You can never tell with these kinds of things.
No.755369
>>755365
Is that a...fact...
>catnaps for a full minute
>Bala pls
Huh?
>oh
Well, I don't really know how to pay you. Being a genuine friend to Fabiola is good enough, I suppose.
No.755370
>>755367
See, here in Earth America, we don't slut shame.
That's all I'll say.
No.755371
>>755366
>uh
>Why are you screaming?
>>755368
>I will check for a pulse.
>>755369
>She feeds me. That's all I require.
No.755372
>>755370
Let's just get you home.
>Zero Shift allll the way to OH
No.755373
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>>755368
>recovering from brain invasion
U-Uh, normal?
I mean, normal like normal uh, pink.
Because not everyone has, you know, pink skin.
>>755371
>Stand
>can talk into my head
>long-range?
>aaaaa what did Mister Jotaro say
I uh.
I wasn't expecting...that. That's all.
No.755374
>>755371
Feeds you, huh.
>peeking under the blanket
You must be either a big sucker for pancakes or a big glutton for punishment.
No.755375
>>755371
Or perhaps he'll be rebuilt.
Or come back in some hideous 'Kong Soul' form that I always see happening.
But yes, that might be wise.
>>755373
Pink?
Now that is unusual...here at least. I don't see anybody with pink skin here.
No.755376
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>>755373
>Oh.
>What is a Stand?
>>755374
>She puts berries in them.
>>755375
>Kong Soul?
No.755377
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>>755375
>looking around
Well I think I do, kind of. And that lady over there, does-
>that's a lot of scars
But no, I guess not everybody. He's back in Japan anyway, so it's not too much of a problem.
>>755376
Oh! Sorry, this is a, Stand.
>Echoes wags its tail
>scribbles "hello" in the floor
>hello
>hello
>hello
>hello
No.755378
>>755376
Yes, I have seen many people go through Soul forms.
Marx Soul, Magolor Soul, Drawcia Soul...
They are never pretty sights.
>>755377
Wait you mean your skin color?
That is not pink, that is more...more of a tan color.
No.755379
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>>755376
Does she now.
>fumbling in the cleave
>chocolate strawberry produced
It's a little warm, but I'm not really feeling it right now.
Want it?
No.755380
>>755377
>Echoed Voice...
>>755378
>I don't understand.
>>755379
>!!
>floating it over
>greedily eatan
...
...
...
>bond: established
No.755381
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>>755378
I-It's not tan! It's lightish red!
>wait a minute
Anyway, what planet do you come from?
>>755380
Well sure, but only this Act can do that.
I mean, they all can, but it's not the best version of it?
No.755382
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>>755380
>?
How did you eat that without teeth...
>whatever
>pops one out for herself
>mm
No.755383
>>755380
You are a telepathic being, let me show you...
>imagines Boss Magolor
>and then Magolor Soul
>>755381
I come from the planet Popstar.
It is very far away from here.
No.755384
>>755381
>You are confusing.
>>755382
>Powerful mouth muscles.
>>755383
>Oh...
No.755385
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>>755383
Poptart?
>Echoes writing "poptart" on the wall
>the word keeps getting repeated, getting louder each time
Agh, I didn't mean that!
>>755384
It's kind of confusing, yeah.
Wha-no, who are you?
No.755386
>>755384
It is pretty much a form of resurrection.
>>755385
No, Popstar. I hail from a land there known as Dreamland.
No.755387
>>755384
>wot
Is the right.
So, what else do you do.
No.755388
>>755385
>I am a Gardevoir.
>I do not have a name.
>>755386
>Like a Shedinja?
>>755387
>uh
>That would depend on how in danger my master is.
No.755389
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>>755386
Dreamland?
You mean, like that place from Peter Pan, Never Never Land?
That's, wow I thought that was just a story.
>>755388
Uh, don't take this the wrong way, but I think everybody should have a name. It's kind of weird to uh, know you don't have a name and still not have one.
Maybe that's a person thingI'm rambling, huh.
There's more than one of you?
No.755390
>>755388
>?
>lifts the blanket up
>curled up mini
Her?
No.755391
>>755388
Okay now you have lost me.
>>755389
No? At least, I do not think so.
I have no idea who this Peter Pan is.
No.755392
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>>755389
>We are a species.
>hovering over
>Humans place names on things to denote worth. To us we are all equal.
>>755390
>She is my friend. I have no master anymore.
>>755391
>projecting one into his head
>A shell brought to life.
No.755393
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>>755391
It's this story about a boy that can fly and that never grows up.
He lives in a place past the stars called Never Never Land, but the story's really about the kids he takes there.
>>755392
>uh
I don't think just having a name is all that bad, everybody else already has one.
But you'd be the first one to have a name or something, right? I uh, guess that would be weird.
No.755394
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>>755392
You know if you wanted to play coy, all you had to do was say so.
>sticks a strawberry in mini's mouth
>paper shredder'd away
But I know when somebody doesn't want to talk about something.
>
Think.
Whatever.
No.755395
>>755392
That was what Magolor was at least.
The others weren't shells, they were acting on their own whims.
>>755393
This story sounds stupid.
I am positive this 'Never Never Land' is not Popstar. I have never met a Peter Pan in my life.
No.755396
>>755393
>I wouldn't be able to think of one.
>>755394
>It is a subject I do not want to dwell on.
>>755395
>I see.
No.755397
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>>755395
I never said it was the s-same thing.
Maybe it's your neighbor?
>>755396
I could give you one, if you wanted.
N-No, I mean I just met you and that's kind of assuming some uh, things right?
No.755398
>>755396
We all have something like that.
>Afghanistaaaaaan
>...
>that sweater
>is pretty cute
No.755400
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>>755397
>I don't know you well enough for that.
>>755398
>empathic
>thousand yard stare go
No.755401
>>755396
That still does not justify him, however. Before he became a shell he was still acting on his own accord in what he did.
>>755397
Perhaps, but I still highly doubt it.
>>755399
>
What
No.755402
>>755399
>you gotta be fucking kidding me
No.755403
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>>755399
>LIKE ZOINKS, SCOOB
A dog with a ponytail?
>>755400
R-Right.
Uh.
Gardevoir it is?
>>755401
It's just a story...
No.755404
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>>755400
>uh
>waving fingers in her face
You feel it too, don't you.
No.755405
>>755401
>I never asked for these feelings
>help
...
>>755403
>aaaaaaaaaaaa
>>755404
>
>It hurts.
No.755406
>>755401
>panicked breathing
>>755402
>i didn't even do anything this time
>>755403
>holy shit is that vegeta
Woofe.
No.755407
>>755406
>well great
>now we're both fucking dogs
No.755408
>>755403
A highly ridiculous one.
>Meta Knight sometimes forgets how ridiculous his life or he himself is
>>755405
>if it helps I'm no contributing
>stoicism always go
>>755406
That dog seems horrified.
For what reason I may never know.
No.755409
>>755405
Several gallons of boiling vegetable oil will do that to you, yeah.
>hmm
So you feel emotions too, huh.
>>755406
>>755407
>I've been waiting for this day
>B I S C U I T S
No.755410
>>755405
>aaaaaaAAAA
Oh jeez, oh man! Are you ok!?
>>755406
Woofe?
>woofe
>woofe
>woofe
>woofe
Echoes!
>>755408
Uh...more ridiculous than fighting a serial killer with an exploding cat?
No.755411
>>755407
>this is a fucking joke
>>755408
>I AM ABSOLUTELY HORRIFIED THIS IS TERRIBLE
>>755409
>BALA YOU BITCH
>[yapyapyap]
>>755410
>slapped around by the echoes
No.755412
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>>755408
>[screaming abruptly stops]
>>755409
>War.
>It's not good for anything.
>>755410
>[garbled psychic noises die down]
>Yes.
No.755413
>>755411
>eh
>I got used to it
>>755409
>haha aw yiss
>chewing
No.755414
>>755410
Is this another one of those stories?
>>755411
Perhaps it is horrified because of it's looks.
I too would be horrified.
Ponytails do not look good on dogs, who would even think of such a thing?
>>755412
Is everything okay?
No.755415
>>755411
You're not cockblocking me that easily
>BISCUIT RAIN
>SOMETHING SOMETHING SOMETHING FEEL THE PAIN
>BISCUIT RAIN
>>755412
It's good for more things than you might realize.
Think it wouldn't take some genius psychic to figure that out.
>eyebrow raised
But you know more about that than you're letting on, aren't you.
>>755413
I could almost get used to this.
No.755416
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>>755411
Aaaaaaaaaaa, I'm sorry dog!
>ACT II
>scribbles the sound of being pet in dogeCu's fur
>>755412
Is it a Stand? Or uh, one of what you are?
>>755414
...A real story.
No.755417
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>walks in, reading a scrap of paper
Lancer... Lancer...
>spots the shibe
Oh.
No.755418
>>755414
>Telepathic empathy is sometimes... painful.
>>755415
>It takes away that which you love.
>I can't understand.
>>755416
>Clarify.
No.755419
>>755413
>I refuse to die
>>755414
>hey fuck you man the ponytail is cool
>>755415
>WHERE ARE ALL THESE BISCUITS COMING FROM
>>755416
>this is not ok
>>755417
>holy fucking shit no
No.755420
>>755415
>you're not the only one
>>755417
>wot
>>755419
>why the hell would you even die
>just wait it out like I do, dumbass
No.755421
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>>755417
>aaaaaaaaaaaaa
Is this your dog? I think something's wrong with it.
>>755418
A uh, another Gardevoir?
>>755419
It's still just staring...
No.755422
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>>755416
>has a sensible chuckle
>but then
>realization
>
You are absolutely serious, aren't you?
>>755418
You are picking up empathy from that dog over there?
It must be truly suffering.
>>755419
>it sure isn't on a dog
I am so sorry, ugly dog.
No.755423
>>755419
I was going to send Tomo to apologise for himself but he's caught up in... Sayaka's punishment.
>puts the small square of paper on the floor
>>755420
>uh
I don't have another.
>>755421
No, and yes, I'm very aware of that.
No.755424
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>>755418
It helps to have not have much to love in the first place.
>points to the mini lump
Some good things can come out of it too, though. Same as anything else.
>>755419
>suddenly the biscuits stop
>gunsmoke wafting up from the cleave
I didn't know I'd actually run out.
>>755420
Sorry boys.
No.755425
Laaaaancer, I've got a surprise for yoooou~
>notices dogCu
...well now I don't.
No.755426
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>>755421
>No.
>>755422
>From everyone.
>>755424
>I never got to say goodbye.
No.755427
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>>755422
>nodnod
It was awful. But me and my friends put a stop to him for good.
>Echoes writing ominous foreshadowing music on the wall
...What?
>>755423
Does he need to go to a vet or something?
Okuyasu's dog swallowed a chicken bone one time, but then Jousuke punched and it was all better, but...
>>755426
O-Oh.
No.755428
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>>755420
>this is terrible
>>755421
>being pet the wrong way by the echoes
>>755422
>HOLYSHITI'MGOINGTOPISSONYOU
>>755423
>eats the scrap of paper
>transforms back
Holy shit what the hell were you guys doing?
>>755424
How much have you invested into dog biscuit related weaponry?
>>755425
I have no excuses. But I am ready for anything.
No.755429
>>755426
Nobody else here seems to be feeling so bad.
>>755425
Is that the dog's name?
That is a good name. At least it has something not unfortunate going for it.
>>755427
Don't say that, I can tell you right now that anytime you say that means it isn't for good.
>>755428
Oh, it is not an ugly dog.
It is a man. A man with good taste in style.
No.755430
>>755423
>eh
>no biggie, whoever you are
>>755424
>jeez
>>755428
>gonna nap it off
>curling up
No.755431
>>755426
>reminded of old second
>these feelings, waifumon
>bacon feels them deeply
No. But you can't cling onto that like you're still giving them some kind of credence by knowing you never actually did.
It's hardly healthy.
>>755428
Trade secret.
>pff
>>755430
>pat pat doggo
No.755432
>>755427
Maybe a psychiatric facility would be more appropriate.
>>755428
Tomo was reading through your notes when we caught him. Don't worry, he's already being properly reprimanded.
No.755433
>>755428
Well uhhhh...the moment's ruined now, actually.
>>755429
It has plenty of other not unfortunate things going for it!
...can't think of any at the moment but...I'll get back to you.
No.755434
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>>755428
>!!!
It's...It's...!
A reverse-werewolf!?
>>755429
But he died! He got hit by an ambulance and broke every bone in his body!
>>755432
We need a silver bullet!
Or uh...
>itches his head
What's the reverse of a silver bullet...
No.755435
>>755427
>Watch out.
>>755429
>Externally.
>>755431
>It's all I know how to do.
No.755436
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>>755429
Thank you! Don't think that doesn't make up for the dog insults.
>>755430
>throws a blanket over him
>>755431
Oh real funny, Bala.
>>755432
Fucking hell... Thanks Izumi. But I'm still gonna head home and kick the shit out of him, sorry.
>>755433
Aw, really? Well I'm gonna head off to beat up a sneaky little bastard if you got nothing.
>>755434
Just a normal dude, lad.
No.755437
>>755434
That hasn't stopped anybody before.
>>755433
He is dressed in excellent clothing when not a dog.
Good taste all around.
>>755435
Hrm, fair point.
Whoever else is feeling it must also be hiding it well.
>>755436
>reminded fondly of Marth and Ike
>and to a lesser extent, Lucina
What can I say?
Blue ponytails have no place on a dog.
No.755438
>>755435
Now where have I heard that one before.
>handful of cherries get
>om
>hand out
>wait is she turning into a shadow what
>>755436
>hand up
>laser dot on Cu's head
Biscuit-modded SVD. More than enough treats to kill a man.
No.755439
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>>755434
You're not in any danger, don't worry. He's only a threat to all women everywhere.
>>755436
I cannot let you do that, Lancer.
>
No.755440
>>755436
Oh wait, I just remembered!
>kissu
There's more for later, just in case you want it.
>>755437
Yes, he is dressed rather well.
...wait what the hell are you?
No.755441
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>>755435
Look out?
>>755436
B-But that can't be right. Nobody says lad anymore!
>>755437
...w-what do you mean?
>>755439
Danger-I can take care of myself, thanks.
>uh
Why? Is he, you know, contagious?
No.755442
>>755438
>yes
>kind of
...
>picks it out manually
>om
>spits the pit out entirely cleaned
>>755441
>incoming Future Sight prediction
>that's an air bubble bomb
No.755443
>>755437
I'm sure I can make it work.
>>755438
I just got turned into a dog, I think I've got enough humiliation on my plate.
>>755439
Izumi... I really don't want to have to kick your ass too.
>>755440
>~
I'm glad to see you finally come around.
>>755441
I'm bringing it back, lad! Just you listen out!
No.755444
>>755440
I have explained that enough, I do not wish to explain it anymore tonight.
Draw your own conclusions.
>>755441
I once thought a foe of mine was long dead too...he was considered the Greatest Warrior in the Galaxy...where I'm from, anyway.
So I bested him in combat, proving myself stronger! He was destroyed...but then he came back somehow sometime later.
>>755443
But you didn't.
No.755445
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>>755442
So that's what you mean by strong mouth muscles.
>pops one in
>spits out the stem, tied in a knot
You're a bit of a weirdo, aren't you.
...Eh, nothing different around here.
>>755443
You certainly weren't feeling that when you turned into a little girl that one time.
>smuggin
Who's the bitch.
No.755446
>>755441
Excitable.
>>755443
It's for the safety for my own Servant, as much as he deserves it.
No.755447
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>>755442
>YOU WA SHOCK
B-But that's impossible!
>>755443
Werewolves of Dublin!
>>755444
You mean...you mean...HE HAD AN EXTRA MAN!?
>Koichi who the fuck says extra man
>>755446
...Oh.
Ohhhh.
No.755448
>>755443
Yes well...maybe I've been just a bit too uptight recently, so I wanted to make it up.
Don't expect it too often, now.
>>755444
I would but...I don't think I can think of anything that'd make sense.
>>755445
>Who's the bitch.
>instantly assumes Bala is talking about her
>despite them already meeting
Hey I am not a bitch!
No.755449
>>755445
>I am odd?
>>755447
>I have foreseen it.
No.755450
>>755444
As a small blue ball, what do you consider fashionable?
>>755445
That girl is my Master's sister.
>>755446
You asked for it, Izzy.
>
>>755448
Haha, it's part of your charm!
>getting right back into his fight
No.755451
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>>755447
Extra man?
Yes, sure. Let us go with that.
>>755448
I am not that ridiculous, you are clearly exaggerating.
>>755450
A mask would've worked nicely.
No.755452
>>755448
Hmm? No?
That's well and good, but I don't think nice girls are our boy here's cup of tea.
>o i am laffin
>>755449
You're some kind of anorexic green-haired bowlcut creature, dear. There's really not much room for the alternative.
>>755450
I meant what I said.
>hair blowan
No.755453
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>>755449
Listen, isn't there a way to uh, avoid it?
Can't you look again?
>>755451
It was just a guess...
No.755454
>>755452
>My body is thin because I am supported by my psychic ability.
>floating around
>spindly legs not even touching the ground
No.755455
>>755450
Oh.
Well then I guess there's not more for later.
>>755451
I...I don't think I am.
And I say that as a princess from another dimension.
You're also slightly adorable too.
>>755452
Ohhhh, you're talking about that bit--
Hey stop implying I'm a bitch!
I'm not a bitch!
No.755456
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>>755447
Watch.
>>755450
>exhales
>inhales and
>clingclang
>keeping pace
No.755457
File: 1457517110528.jpg (128.48 KB, 950x662, 475:331, f6d829fa2ab3f1897066e97148….jpg)
>>755451
Not blocking this handsome mug.
>>755452
Are you jealous or something~?
>>755455
That's what you think.
>>755456
Good, good! You've been learning!
>Agility: A
>ORAORAORA
No.755458
>>755453
Well it was...it was a good guess.
Good try.
>>755455
Don't call me that.
I am anything but adorable.
>>755457
Then you are truly lost.
It is about what the mask represents, not what it blocks.
No.755459
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>>755454
That's no excuse for not eating a good sandwich.
>looks down
>inch off the ground
Is that really necessary.
>>755455
Is there a problem with bitches?
>mild menacing
>>755457
Boris.
>laser sight trained on Cu again
No.755460
>>755456
>!!!
Whoa...
>>755458
Wait, you mean you know?
Why would I guess, I'd look like an idiot!
No.755461
>>755459
>My diet consists of mostly berries and water.
No.755462
>>755457
Going to try and win me over after you're done fighting, eh?
Oh I can't wait.
>>755458
But you're so small and...round.
Adorable.
You are adorable.
>>755459
Well no but...I mean maybe.
Depends on the kind of bitch, I suppose. But what about me is bitchy?
No.755463
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>>755457
>
You should focus instead of talking.
>>755460
He's even worse when flirting.
No.755464
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>>755461
Well aren't you just a regular encyclopedia.
>uh
>bottled water out
I think it's a few days old, but I'm not sure what else you're trying to do.
>frowns
Nobody should have to see any of that either.
>>755462
>guhuhuh
You're waffling, princess.
No one's a bitch unless they believe it, hm?
I'm one, who cares.
No.755465
>>755458
Sounds like philosophical crap.
>>755459
Go on, try me.
>>755462
Oh come on, are you really doing this-
>>755463
>freezes
>rrrrRRRRRRRR
>there's that fur growing
So you got me while I'm distracted. Don't taunt me, Izzy.
No.755466
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>>755460
But you were guessing, an extra man...I don't even know what that means.
>>755462
>BORB'S GETTIN UPSET
I am not adorable!
>>755465
You wouldn't understand, I get it.
No.755467
>>755463
>uh
>Act III out just in case
He kinda sounds like Okuyasu, but uh...
>Competent.
No!
Okay, a little.
>>755466
Well, like, in a video game?
You have lives in most games, an extra man means you can keep playing.
No.755468
>>755464
>
>hovering the bottle over
>prim composure lost
No.755469
>>755464
Well I'm trying to not be one so that helps.
>she says while somewhat antagonizing Meta Knight
>>755466
Are you getting like...actually mad?
>>755465
Why yes I a--
Lancer you're growing fur.
No.755470
>>755465
Lancer. Calm down, or I'll have to sink you.
>>755467
I'm not sure who the Okuyasu is, sorry.
No.755471
>>755465
Oh?
>fur
>k that might be bad
Little late to start growing the winter coat, isn't it.
>>755468
>cute
>cute
There, that's not so bad, is it.
>>755469
>internally smug
>externally smug
Trust me, there's little chance of that ever happening.
No.755472
>>755471
>!
>I do not know what came over me.
>quietly sippan water
No.755473
>>755469
You're imagining things.
>>755470
You're gonna sink me? You think that's gonna work, really? I don't know why we're even fighting, but you've got me going this hard, so you better take responsibility and finish it!
>wolfman GO
>berserker mode activate
>>755471
>dog noises
No.755474
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>>755467
What are these video games the people here speak of...?
I have heard I am in them. I did not approve of this.
>>755469
No.
>yes
I do not have to take this.
>VANISH
No.755475
>>755470
O-Oh, sorry. He's one of my friends from back home, is all.
>peeking around
Is everything ok?
>Since when is everything ever ok.
>>755473
>Heads up, bossman.
>>755474
Oh, they're real fun! Jousuke's a lot better at them than I am, but-
>oh there he goes
No.755476
>>755471
I'd love to continue this argument but I have bigger concerns right now.
>>755473
Okay now how the hell am I gonna fix this?
No.755477
No.755478
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>>755472
You're the meta-cognitive little green noodle. I think you know exactly what came over you.
>pff
Or is that pushing it in.
>>755473
>ruh roh
This is gonna be one of those times when the biscuit cannon doesn't actually work, huh.
>fucking
>Hirniy mounts go
>Bala HOW
>>755476
Now now, there's no I in "team."
...Really though it's pretty much up to you.
No.755479
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>>755473
>ambient MAD unbalancing the already unbalanced yanwaifumon
>gg dogman
>it all comes tumbling down
>>755478
>bottle is now a marble
>is there ambient pressure going on
>the answer is "yes"
>The dog man's thoughts are infecting me.
No.755480
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>>755473
Lancer!
>barely dodging and deflecting blows
>>755475
>still calm as ever
I need you to put some distance between him and me.
>whacked in the arm by a swinging bolg
>crunch goes the bone
Tch.
>>755476
Buy me some time. Now.
No.755481
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>>755475
>[AWOO]
>>755476
>what are you, scared to fight a dog
>>755478
>very impressive
>but no one's home right now
>>755479
>sorry?
>i can't hear you over this BATTLE FRENZY
>>755480
>feeling the crunch
>did the dog just grin?
>reels up a huge punch
No.755482
>>755479
>blink
>mounts are gone
Huh, guess they weren't in the budget.
>uh
I'm not sure what to tell you here. Focus on me. Now.
>>755481
>[SCARED]
...
>Kapitan?
Hold fire.
No.755483
>>755481
>no
>I'm sorry
>git crunched by psychic pressure
>>755482
>[garbled psychic babbling]
No.755484
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>>755480
Y-Yeah, sure!
>aaaaaaa that sounded bad
Josuke, where are you...
>What the fuck, are you serious?
>Let's beat this faggot up for the babe already.
>>755481
>uh
Nice doggy...
>Yo let's scrape a motherfucker!
>inching in
>and then Act III did the ORAORAORAORA thing
>F R E E Z E
No.755485
>>755478
Thanks for the words of encouragement, I'll be sure to try my best.
Really though.
>>755480
>pressure mounting
Yeah...yeah okay.
I can do that.
>>755481
>a little
>time to break out the secret weapon
It's time to calm down...
>deep breath
>tackle hug GOOOOOOOOOOO
This is a stupid idea, but I'm not gonna fight you, Lancer!
>holding tight
>not letting go
>realizes she's gonna get mauled up
>but she don't care
No.755486
>>755483
>already broken sanity just reduced to crumbs
>gaogao
>>755484
>dog's still moving
>barely
>ground cracking
>>755485
>?
>trying to get the obstruction off
>beeg claws doing the ripping and the tearing
No.755487
>>755483
>twitch
>woozy with CUHRAYZEE
...Nnngh.
>>755485
>peeking through her fingers
That's your best?
We're all gonna die.
No.755488
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>>755486
>struggles up to the nearly immobile dogman
>places her hands on his face
>mutters something
>a wave of chill air expands outwards
No.755489
>>755486
>still not letting go
>>755487
What the hell else do you want me to do, lady?!
At least I'm doing something!
No.755490
>>755486
>good thing Cu's a demigod
>she's squeezing with enough force to rupture a man's head
>>755487
>babbling cuts off
>redirecting all effort on stopping the MAD
No.755491
>>755486
>well within 5 meters
>this does not compute
N-No way, that even worked on that guy's weird hand tank!
>So let's keep doin' it!
No.755492
>>755489
Doesn't matter.
>nods to nunchuck chick
Our deus ex machina has arrived.
>>755490
>thumps back into the couch
...Boris.
>No good, Kapitan. The winds have changed.
No.755493
>>755488
>!
>fur quickly recedes
>back to normal
>>755489
>congratulations your boyfriend ends the day unconscious
>2nd time this week
>>755490
>today's fight was brought to you by the words
>Brain damage
>>755491
>you should stop before you crush Kitana with the weight of dog's body
No.755494
>>755492
>Cu down
>MAD levels: nil
>flop goes yandevoir
>too tired to get up
>>755493
>nigga you craycray
No.755495
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>>755493
>oh jeez
We should split.
>Yeah. Sure. Mission fuckin' accomplished.
>backs outside of range
>freeze b gone
No.755496
>>755492
So I got all roughed up for nothing.
That's...what's today...an average Wednesday for me.
To think I still have to go home to see Shaon Kahn tonight too.
>>755493
Well he's back to normal at least. Also unconscious but one step at a time here.
>finally lets go
>barely on her feet
No.755497
>>755496
>cradling her broken arm
When, no, if he comes to, call this number.
>hands Kitana a card
I'll return to bring him back.
>struggles on out
No.755498
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>>755494
>shakes her head
They always start out more trouble than they're worth.
>awkwardly carrying garde's weird pencil thin bod
>on the couch next to mini
>get them ambient good vibes
>>755496
I'd be a little more sympathetic if I knew who that was.
>holding a hand over her burned half
And if I didn't think I'd just popped a blood vessel.
No.755499
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>>755498
>tugging her sweater back on weakly
>good vibes helping
>S--ry
No.755500
>>755497
>reverts back to revenant mode
Yeah...I'll keep that in mind.
>tucks the card away
>>755498
I think the name sounds bad enough to where you can draw your own conclusions.
Luckily I deal with injuries like this all the time, so I'll live.
No.755501
>>755499
>cute
>Bala she almost broke your mind come on
It's not the worst first introduction I've ever received, but it came close.
>tapping her scars
I wouldn't recommend doing that again anytime soon.
>>755500
Well if we're going by Jungle Book standards, Shere Khan was the bad guy if I remember correctly...
>blink
Speaking of dealing with things. What's with the eyes.
No.755502
>>755501
>The only promise I can make is that it will never be intentional.
>Strong emotions are like fighting an ocean current.
No.755503
>>755501
He's a really bad guy.
And my eyes? I just revert to looking like this whenever I'm weakened. I'm technically...undead.
No.755504
>>755502
For everyone's sake, I hope that's true.
Even the cat lady in her underwear was never as antagonistic about it.
>cigar go
Sounds like a perfect time to relax to me.
>>755503
...Of course you are.
>sipping hootch with the stoge still in her mouth
Try getting the Dragon Balls or wishing on a star or whatever yet.
No.755505
>>755504
I don't mind being undead, I can still mask it fairly well.
Not to mention I'm able to come back from anything.
No.755506
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>>755504
>I will... relax.
>just kinda
>goes limp
No.755507
No.755508
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>>755505
What about complete death of reputation.
>>755506
Christ...
No.755509
>>755508
>bringing a blanket over telekinetically
>drops it on mini
>She was getting cold.
No.755510
>>755508
I have no reputation here and my old realm is practically dead.
I have no reputation.
No.755511
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>>755509
Time flies when you're putting up with...everything, really.
>squat popped
>replaces mini in the lap pillow
>tugs the blanket over
>>755510
Everyone has a reputation. It's one of the easiest things to destroy.
Sure, killing somebody's entire family is completely reasonable, but spreading rumors is so much easier.
No.755512
>>755511
Well if I have one, I don't have much of one.
Anyway, I should probably get going though. Standing here really isn't helping my sore everything.
>limps out the door
No.755513
>>755512
>waves off
...That really wasn't the best conversation piece to end on, huh.
>guh
Oh well.
No.755514
>>755511
>I do not want to burden you, miss.
No.755515
>>755514
That's what they all say.
>shifts mini a little
>pulls the blanket back
Enough room if you want it. Figure I'd offer.
No.755516
I don't know why I didn't think of this sooner.
>[LOUD STEAM HISSING]
>[mechanical keyboard clacking]
>ding
I know. We'll make technology great again once Apple and Microsoft crash. The giants need to come down before you build from the ashes.
Soon.
No.755517
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>>755515
>!
>[dead air]
>I will... accept.
>AAAAA LOUD HISSING
>zips in
No.755518
>>755516
>?
Looks like everyone's making new friends today.
>>755517
>settling the writhing blanket
The things I do for...
>
>
>
Something.
No.755519
>>755516
>holding up a collection of notes with question marks on them
>one falls out
It seems I really don't have enough hands for all these questions.
No.755520
>>755518
Say hello to Charles Babbage. Grandfather of computers and my personal hero.
>[MORE STEAM NOISES]
>[typing]
>ding
He says he's pleased to make your acquaintance.
>>755519
Doppelganger ritual. Split myself into two, bribed Gil to make one younger. Don't ask anymore stupid questions you don't want the answer to.
No.755521
>>755520
>hair blown around in the steam
>already starting to frizz up
Charmed, I'm sure.
>apply the hair product liberally for maximum results
Little different than the other weirdos.
No.755522
>>755520
>my personal hero
>if you listen closely, you can hear a delicate snap
Well, science can't be stopped, can it.
No.755523
>>755521
Turns out they get progressively less "Dungeons and Dragons" as time goes by.
That Dr. Jekyll one was cute.
>>755522
Got that right. Progress marches on.
While I sit on a dimension of steam.
>[typing]
>you got a text arty
>"Sorry old chap"
No.755524
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>>755523
You're telling me that's not a paladin?
>pfff
Yeah he was, kinda bummed he's not around sometimes.
But then I died and got a new collection.
>peels the blanket back
>snoozan cuties
No.755525
>>755523
>?
>trying to use the phone
>slips out of gauntlet hands
>crack
Oh...
No.755526
>>755524
More VOTOMS or SD Gundam. I can dig it.
>
Maids. Cute.
>>755525
Butterfingers. If you get any clumsier I'll have to hot glue it to your hand.
No.755527
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>>755526
>shrug
Just making conversation.
Hope you weren't looking for that cheongsam back anytime soon either. It caught a bad case of absolutely drenched.
No.755528
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>>755526
I wouldn't want to detract from your very necessary time.
Imagine all the other people you could be hot-gluing instead.
No.755529
>>755527
Luckily I had a spare.
>beat passes
Drenched in what.
>>755528
Lewd.
By the way. I want you to bully the hell out of little me. It's just dawned on me how much like Tohsaka I was.
I won't have it.
No.755530
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>>755529
Little bit of this, little bit of that.
Honestly these things are only good for one thing, I can't see much of the benefit of wearing them all the time.
No.755531
>>755529
You mean you want to live your life over again for the purpose of "to be announced"?
Yes Master. Your will is my command, Master.
No.755532
>>755530
You kidding? They're comfy and easy to wear.
>>755531
Well honestly I did it to see how you'd react and I'm kind of disappointed. But other than killing the other me she's not going anywhere, so...
No.755533
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>>755532
Wear someone else too.
>hm
It's not like I'm ever actually in an office anymore...Maybe I could stand to be a little more casual.
Eh.
No.755534
>>755532
You know my pulmonary condition starts acting up when you go messing with the intricacies of our relationship and also mad scientist stuff.
Ah, but disappointment is my forte! There aren't many who can foul things up as well as I can.
No.755535
>>755533
>pillar of steam blows the cheongsam up and conveniently censors everything
It's like a convenient sauna and stimulating conversation partner.
>eyean Arty
>guhuh
So where'd you get the maids from.
>>755534
There's no such thing as a mad scientist: it's a prerequisite to science itself.
No.755536
>>755535
>oh I see exactly what's going on here
Kidnapped one, ended up in some pseudo-mother/daughter thing.
I bribed the other one with berries and bottled water.
Got any more of those things?
No.755537
>>755535
>rrrr
>RRRRR
You're right, how silly of me.
Every word you say is worthy of hanging on, I'm not sure how I forgot.
No.755538
>>755536
Eh? You want more of my cheongsams?
>>755537
>amused: yes
>"come hither" finger motion