No.755540
>>755538
Meant more the exfoliating steam guys, but sure why not.
Pantsuits are imposing and all, but they aren't very comfortable. As long as I can wear my jacket over it, I don't particularly care.
>...
But that leaves the scars on my legs open.
No.755541
>>755538
>[pouting]
>Arty used Stoic
No.755542
File: 1457526080406.jpg (120.64 KB, 338x600, 169:300, 94eb5e5c19851c389e213659f9….jpg)
>>755540
Babbage is one-of-a-kind.
>dreamy expression
The mind within this shell of steel and steam is one I can respect.
>>755541
What's this? Are you... jealous?
No.755543
>>755542
>pfff
Invented the computer, huh.
I don't much like working with the things in the first place, but anyone can see the impact he's made.
No.755544
File: 1457526361900.jpg (123.35 KB, 600x422, 300:211, tumblr_mkvztvrpyu1snsh5fo1….jpg)
>>755542
>
I am the King of Knights.
Jealousy is not an emotion allowed to me.
No.755545
>>755543
>guhuhuh
He's not a big fan of the way things turned out. Says he can do loads better.
I intend to see that through.
>>755544
>GUHUHUHUH
>hops down
>
No.755546
>>755545
Let's not go changing things too drastically now, I still need a livelihood.
>pops a bottle of Balanaga
>droppin Bailey's in it
No.755547
>>755545
>
>Arty: every bit as practiced in being the stoic as Kanno
>helps when you're leading a country through a shitshow
>moving his face away
No.755548
>>755546
So be a human being. Adapt or die, that's how we work.
>>755547
>leans into his ear
Your tears are delicious.
No.755549
>>755548
>oh I guess we're done with that
Watch the meteorological charts for the next few months, if you want.
>sippan
Was that a no to the cheongsams?
No.755550
>>755548
>Arty really stop being a child
My face is dry, actually.
>grabs her hands
>on his cheeks
No.755551
File: 1457526994285.jpg (85.92 KB, 332x562, 166:281, Fumi_Kanno_appears_in_devi….jpg)
>>755549
I only had the two. Maybe when you wash that one you'll have one.
>>755550
Metaphors are your weakness next to being sat on, huh.
>cheeki
No.755552
>>755551
Only two?
>shrug
I have three pantsuits, so whatever.
But I'm not up to date on how to remove copious sex and breast milk stains from borrowed clothing.
No.755553
>>755551
>gkkkt
Various types of arrows seem to work decently enough.
No.755554
>>755552
Extra bleach. They're white for a reason.
>>755553
>cheeky grin
Stop whining and kiss your wife you big baby.
No.755555
>>755554
I'll have to remember to remind Boris to divert some lye for that.
>finishes her nightcap
>settling to sleep with the meidos
No.755556
File: 1457527533216.png (509.19 KB, 750x676, 375:338, 911f2853302c43dae6a8d24885….png)
>>755554
>grin returned after a second
>smek
I think I might still be mad at you but I'm too confused to know for sure.
I'm sure you...er, the other you is around somewhere.
No.755557
>>755555
Good digits and good night, you bacon-smelling weirdo.
>>755556
>turning her cheek last second
>smek denied
Doesn't feel as good, huh.
>traces a hand under his cheek
I'm sure, knowing me, that she's making a ritual to surprise you later.
>guhuhuh
No.755558
File: 1457527860351.jpg (25.68 KB, 229x282, 229:282, tumblr_n0z27jSs0p1rgs21mo1….jpg)
>>755557
>:^)
>Agility: A
>sneaks one in anyway
You tell me.
>pales
If it's anything like the last one I think I'll pass.
No.755561
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No.755562
>nothing like raw bloody meat and scorching hot coffee to start the day
No.755563
>Predator log update
>it appears I am the only one here
>interesting
>I will have to set up traps
>then it's back to the hunt
No.755564
Hey so um...you guys have a dead Minotaur in your bathroom
No.755565
>>755564
>in the bathroom?
No.755566
>>755565
Yeah.
I um...I think he killed himself.
No.755567
File: 1457541146898.jpg (640.95 KB, 1845x1920, 123:128, 4078697-predator-aliens-co….jpg)
>>755566
>only one way to find out
>we have to examine the body
No.755568
>>755567
He had a note on the mirror, it said "You Did This Debra!"
Holy crap! What if this Debra did it?
No.755569
File: 1457541384125.jpg (175.26 KB, 506x821, 506:821, 3933397-predator-invaders_….jpg)
>>755568
>Debra must have dishonored him
>he took is own life to atone
No.755570
>>755569
Or...this Debra Murdered him!
He was a young Minotaur once, probably played it real fast and loose in the labrynth game. Met this Debra one night. Terror led to passion. Nine months later, a little baby manotaur. But the Minotaur couldn't just leave. This was the family business. Debra thought she could handle being a single mother. But years take their toll. Resentment Fester's inside until one day she just couldn't take it any more.
No.755571
>>755570
>we still need to look at the body before jumping to this Debra murdering him
>must murders don't kill in bathrooms
>long story short no one wants to get peed on
No.755572
>>755571
Brock has a video about Santa's Elves that say Differently
No.755573
>>755572
>those people don't count
No.755574
>>755573
These aren't like fantasy Elves.an, these are Santa Elves. Thats like...the highest class of elf
No.755575
>>755574
>I though that went to the cookie making ones
>they own their own tree
No.755576
>>755575
Cookie Elves aren't the highest only because their greatest enemy is a squirrel. Santa Elves? They fight polar bears DAILY!
No.755577
File: 1457547082841.jpg (206.27 KB, 500x322, 250:161, tumblr_mvcu0sCNE61rygw3jo1….jpg)
No.755578
>>755577
>incoming Jay at directly above
Parachute, parachute, why won't you ever work-
>KRSH
No.755579
>>755578
Jay why are wearing Lian's backpack?
No.755580
>>755579
Roy, why was Lian's backpack where we keep our parachutes?
And why does it look like a parachute?
No.755581
>>755580
Must've been a mix up.
Also it's one of those parachutes they use in little kid activity classes.
No.755582
File: 1457553097384.gif (66.18 KB, 500x438, 250:219, tired but don't wanna do a….gif)
>>755581
And we have those just for her, right. Christ. I think I almost landed neck-first on a rock.
At least I wore my Ex-Bat Neck Guard for just such an occasion.
No.755583
>>755582
Well I'm glad you didn't. The great Jay accidentally doing the dead Jay trick would be such an injustice.
If I was a religious man, ID says Gods among us
No.755584
File: 1457555467315.jpg (89.27 KB, 566x800, 283:400, tumblr_o35zlyJqGf1sw78juo1….jpg)
>>755583
Superman counts, huh.
No.755585
>riding on top of Mecha Steam Grandpa Mech's head
This I might actually not tire of.
>Master, when will we improve the-
>[LOUD STEAM HISSING]
>world? The technology could be so much-
>[HISSING CONTINUES]
>better! There is so much room to improve!
Our time'll come. Until then you've got ideas to draft, right? I can't wait to see them.
There's so much I could learn from the man himself...
No.755586
>>755584
Depends on the superman
No.755587
>>755586
Got me there.
I had this nightmare where Superman locked me up in his fucking icebox in Antarctica after heat visioning my limbs off so I couldn't kill myself.
Goddamn that was freaky. Remind me not to go ham on the chili before I go to sleep.
No.755588
>>755587
I always figured if Supes when bathsit and wanted to deal someone like you they'd just throw you into the sun
No.755589
>>755588
Knowing Supes he'd just lobotomize everyone who disagrees with them and turn them into shambling, harmless walking corpses.
No.755590
>>755589
Yeah people like me. You're healing stuff would probably circumvent a lobotomy
No.755591
File: 1457557557476.jpg (311.93 KB, 1160x1636, 290:409, tumblr_o0jf8ljpFC1uqgp0ho6….jpg)
>>755590
Oh yeah, huh... guess the sun's a nice, cool way to go.
Got a story for Death then.
No.755592
>>755591
I'd say it would be the exact opposite of cool.
No.755593
>>755592
Supah hot fiyah. Not like I'd feel it, the sun would instantly vaporize me before my brain has time to try and work my fried nerves.
No.755594
So if we're going to do this, we're going to do it right.
>puts a "Make America Great Again" hat on Babbage's mech suit
>Master, are you-
>[HISSSSSSSS]
>sure this will work? That Donald lad seems a mite... unstable.
Oh he's crazy for sure but his popularity is memetic in nature. It's practically magecraft for dummies multiplied en masse.
We won't get a better chance than by backing him.
>If you say so. My drafts are-
>[S T E A M]
>ready.
No.755595
>things have fallen silent again
No.755596
File: 1457565583554.jpg (112.19 KB, 512x724, 128:181, MAKE TECHNOLOGY GREAT AGAI….jpg)
>>755595
>What on God's green-
>[LOUD STEAM NOISES]
>Earth is that?
No.755598
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>>755596
>interesting
>>755597
>is something wrong Jack?
No.755599
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>>755597
My word, can it be?
I was right! Technology has become integrated with human-
>[HISSSS]
-life! Most excellent! Yes, wonderful! Good show!
>absolutely giddy mechman
>>755598
Some kind of... jungle man. But with advanced technology. Equally interesting!
Truly this era is wonderful.
No.755600
>>755598
He's dead, Predator.
King Kong has died.
I didn't even know he was...actually real but he was.
>>755599
>steam blown in his general direction
What are you?
No.755601
File: 1457566076415.jpg (121.93 KB, 360x879, 120:293, 3336598-predator-in-superm….jpg)
>>755600
>he has a son
>>755599
>a steamed powered robot of sorts
No.755602
>>755600
I am what once was the man you would-
>steam obscuring his speech with its volume
-Babbage.
>Charles Babbage, grandfather of the computer
But tell me, who are you? And how did you come across such magnificent machinery?
>>755601
Good heavens I'm so excited, this is a blessing of blessings!
No.755603
>>755601
I know, but nobody ever acknowledges Son of Kong.
>>755602
I am Raiden!
And uhhh...I didn't come upon this machinery, it was sort of forced onto me.
No.755604
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>>755603
>Skull Island does
>>755602
>what brings you here?
No.755605
>>755603
Forced? I see... it's of no consequence, I suppose. Technolo-
>steam continuing to deafen his excited ranting
-probably better off.
>>755604
My Master and I aim to improve this era's machinery. I applaud the scientific minds that brought people this far, but I could do so much better!
I will bring advancement and comfort to all!
No.755606
>>755604
I mean if you consider the 1970s remake and its sequel he also had a different son but nobody should ever consider the remake's sequel.
>>755605
...what?
No.755607
>>755606
I said you're probably better off. Machines can do infinitely more than people.
No.755608
>>755606
>the remake is getting a sequel
>>755605
>others will not see it that way
>humans and other organics have a phobia of machines
No.755609
>>755607
I mean I guess...
I'm not sure if I entirely agree we machines can everything better.
>>755608
The 2005 one?
There were two remakes, I was talking about the sequel to the first remake. The 1970s version.
No.755610
>>755608
Nonsense. My invention of the computer has already shaped this modern world. They won't object to things only getting better.
>>755609
Name three things the human body can do that a machine can't replicate.
No.755611
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>>755609
>2005 one
>King Kong lives Jack
>>755610
>I have study the humans
>they do not take change well
No.755612
>>755610
...alright, fair point but people aren't all so accepting of someone who looks like this.
>>755611
But he died here last night.
The real thing...that existed apparently.
No.755613
>>755611
If that were true we'd still be in caves. With sticks and stones.
>>755612
Then they aren't worth the very air they steal from you!
I look at you and I could not be prouder.
No.755614
>>755613
>it took them years to change from that
>and that's not counting how many near extinctions
>>755612
>he's child will rise to avenge him
>or a robot him will appear
No.755615
>>755613
I guess you're right.
>>755614
Oh yeah, that'll probably happen.
Good ol' Mechani-Kong.
No.755616
>>755614
Man's history is violent yes, so too is change's variability. At times it is good, at times bad.
I shan't be dissuaded. I will see my dreams realized with or without that Grail.
>>755615
I hadn't thought technology would be so advanced. This body of mine is the sum total of my ideals and dreams given form. It is the crystallized essence of my very being.
No.755617
>>755616
>you are another of the servants
>>755615
>large monsters rarely stay slain
No.755618
>>755616
Admittedly, the technology on my body isn't quite so widespread yet.
>>755617
Yeah that too.
Most things here rarely stay slain.
No.755619
>>755617
Caster would be my class, yes.
>>755618
Privatized, I understand. Profitability over productivity was one of my teachings. Things cost more the more exclusive they are.
Fascinating.
No.755620
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>>755619
>Caster
>I am up dating my logs about you
>>755618
>this is why I leave this place to hunt
No.755621
>>755619
As of right now it's mostly for war purposes.
I was designed to fight.
>>755620
That's a wise idea.
No.755622
>>755620
Logs? Fascinating. I am Charles Babbage, inventor of the first mechanical computer!
>>755621
As was this body. But there's not much fighting left according to my Master. So I'm putting focus on realizing my wish with my own abilities.
No.755623
>>755622
I'm still fighting, my war is never ending...but I'm looking to somewhat change that at least.
No.755624
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>>755622
>I am called Predator here
>>755621
>like you said, things don't stay dead here
No.755625
>>755623
I will admit, the more I learn about this modern world, the less I want to change it entirely. They weren't too far off from my dream.
Maybe we'll find a compromise.
>>755624
Predator, how quaint. It's almost like a class name.
No.755626
>>755624
I have to wonder why...but yet I really don't want to question it.
>>755625
Perhaps. I'm not sure where else we'd take technology without going into highly impractical levels.
No.755627
>>755625
>it is what humans call most hunters
>I have been called it a few times
>so I made it my name
>>755626
>if I am to believe what is said, this place is a sort of nexus between worlds
No.755628
File: 1457570278507.jpg (112.19 KB, 512x724, 128:181, MAKE TECHNOLOGY GREAT AGAI….jpg)
>>755626
If only you know what my Analytical Engine and Difference Engine would have looked like had they been completed when I intended them to be... it would no longer have been considered "impractical".
Alas, I died with both only half-finished.
>>755627
I will refer to you as that then.
No.755629
>>755627
I think I could believe that, yeah.
>>755628
Well you're back now so...you could always try again.
No.755630
>>755629
It's too late. The world has already progressed with my half-completed blueprints.
It's not entirely bad, my ideas have brought you all this far.
No.755631
>watching a movie
>stack of tapes next to him
No.755632
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>>755629
>makes studying this place more interesting
>>755628
>vary well
>I will call you by your real name Charles
No.755633
>>755630
Oh...well at least they helped the world.
>>755632
I guess, and I've met some...interesting people here.
>>755631
What are you watching?
No.755634
>>755632
I've no objections. Babbage works too.
>>755633
I wish they'd been completed, but it's not all bad.
No.755635
I don't think this is right.
>Shut up, this is obviously your fault!
It's better than the knife.
No.755636
>>755633
I'm watching all the vampire movies I can, so I can stay one step ahead of the curve.
But man there are some real stinkers in here.
Why does everyone always to seduce the vampires? And why hasn't that happened to me yet!?
No.755637
>>755634
>vary well
>>755633
>we both have Jack
>>755635
.....
No.755638
>>755634
Hey maybe it'd be nice to do if only for fun.
>>755636
You've got to sparkle in the sun for that to work, Master Miller.
>>755637
Yeah this is a good meeting place at the very least.
No.755639
File: 1457571321739.png (206.07 KB, 679x397, 679:397, tumblr_o0etlybLny1ssg673o1….png)
>>755637
Oh, a friend.
>It looks like a monster, how dare it look at me!
You're too judgmental, brother.
>Don't you judge me!
No.755640
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>>755635
Ah, the infamous double headed sweater treatment.
>>755637
Tell me, are you from this world? Your technology seems different.
>>755638
I suppose I could do that.
No.755641
>>755638
That's bullshit!
But I believe it, also the sun totally hurts now and I'll never go to another beach again.
Do you know what that feels like, Raiden.
>wait a minute
Is that...
>calling Snake
No.755642
>>755640
>>755641
>pops out behind Predator's potted plant
>ahem
METAL GEAR!?
No.755643
No.755644
File: 1457571748964.png (142.14 KB, 453x340, 453:340, tumblr_o0etlybLny1ssg673o3….png)
>>755640
Hello, Caster.
>It's a nuclear plant!
Master was tired of our fighting again.
No.755645
>>755640
>no I am from another world
>>755639
>brothers...interesting
>>755638
>yes it is.....is that the insane crippled human?
No.755646
>>755640
Yeah, I mean better to finish it late than never.
>>755641
I don't go on beaches, Miller. I can't get tans, I don't have a body to show off, and swimming in a cyborg body just isn't fun. So yes I do.
And what is what, Miller?!
>>755642
It isn't a Metal Gear...I think.
>>755645
You mean Master Miller?
No.755647
>>755642
>what were you doing in my camp?
No.755648
>>755642
Hello, young man!
>sparkle
>ALSO STEAM HISSING
>>755644
Greetings, Lancer. Archer.
>[HISSSSSS]
Have you tried a steam bath? Very calming!
>>755645
>!!
How absolutely fascinating, you must tell me everything!
>>755646
I suppose. I'll just show them to the public, too.
No.755649
File: 1457571960147.png (167.5 KB, 500x369, 500:369, tumblr_o0etlybLny1ssg673o2….png)
>>755645
You think we look differently.
>We do, I'm only this scum's half brother! And it doesn't matter since I'm older anyway!
But I'm older.
>It won't know that!
>>755648
I was never allowed in one.
Jinako takes hot showers sometimes, though.
>Ha!
No.755650
>>755646
It's rhetorical, damn it! You're supposed to just nod and be sympathetic!
It's a Metal Gear! Raiden, Snake, kill it!
No.755651
>do you hear that?
>of course not
>stoic silence can't be heard
No.755652
>>755646
You think? These things are usually pretty cut and dry.
>>755647
Your species is incredible at stealth, I couldn't help but emulate it.
Also the potted plant is the only one in here.
>>755648
AAAAAAAAAAAAA IT TALKS
No.755653
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>>755651
>leans over
>using borb as a headrest
You should calm down before the party gets too wild.
No.755654
>>755646
>yes him
>>755648
>I'm from a race of hunters and warriors called the Yautja
>>755652
I got more
>>755649
>yes that sounds like family
No.755655
>>755648
Yeah!
It might even give you ideas for new stuff too!
>>755650
It's not a Metal Gear, I'm sure!
And...sorry Master Miller.
>>755652
I'm positive that's not a Metal Gear. Metal Gears can't talk...
>>755654
Don't mind him.
He's...mmm yeah he's Master Miller.
No.755656
>>755649
She must know the wonders of steam.
>>755650
Kill it? But I'm already dead.
>>755651
It appears to be some kind of plated orb...
>>755652
But of course!
>>755654
I'm logging this.
>>755655
New things! Yes!
No.755657
>>755655
Then it's a Shagohod! That's even worse!
And who are you talking to about me? Is it Snake?
No.755658
>>755653
>looks up
Could you not do that?
>>755656
Yes, that is what I am.
Just call me Meta Knight, though.
No.755659
>>755654
Who are you?
>Stop asking it questions, it might want money next.
So?
>So don't give it any!
>>755656
Her sinuses get clogged a lot, yes.
...Oh, I wasn't supposed to say that.
>Loser!
No.755660
>>755657
The Shagohod couldn't talk either, Kaz.
Bad Kaz.
>sprays him in the face with Sunny D
No.755661
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>>755654
Can I have one?
R&D hasn't gotten back to me about my composite box yet, I don't want to ask them for anything else so soon.
>>755655
...Oh yeah, huh.
>>755656
Well, you're either some kind of new Gear or you're just a robot.
>remembering Ac!d's mech
>don't ask
That conical head could definitely house a pilot, it looks a lot like the AI Pods from Peace Walker.
No.755662
File: 1457572678779.jpg (88.35 KB, 850x619, 850:619, sample-e0450ed406c145203de….jpg)
>>755658
Just doing my part.
Party's no fun if you're a wallflower all night.
Most you're doing is making the walls smell good.
>strikes a match off borb's mask
>lights a ciggie with it
No.755663
>>755659
>I am called Predator
>>755655
>he fascinates me
>>755656
>when we come of age we hunt beings called Xenomorphs and mark our clan's symbol into our flesh with their acidic blood
>>755661
>go a head a pick one
No.755664
>>755656
Exactly! It'd be inspiration!
>>755657
A Shagohod wouldn't have legs, though...I'm sure. Didn't that thing have treads?
And yeah...sure.
Snake. I'm talking to Snake.
>>755661
I'm not even sure what put the idea of it being a Metal Gear in your head.
Besides it being giant and metal.
>>755663
I can see why...
No.755665
>>755660
>distinct sizzling noises
AGH, IT BURNS!
>counters with the refreshing taste of 7-UP
>tsssssss
Ahh...
>>755664
C'MON, START TALKING BITCH
No.755666
File: 1457572847549.png (449.41 KB, 512x724, 128:181, [STEAM HISSING INTENSIFIES….png)
>>755658
I am Caster.
>[STEEEEEAM]
>>755659
There's nothing wrong with it, steam helps!
>>755661
>he's about ten feet, Snake
>too smol for an MG other than a Dwarf Gekko
It's cylindrical, not conical. And I'm neither a robot, nor an artificial intelligence.
>>755663
Acid blood? How dangerous.
>>755664
You're right, Raiden. I am glad to have spoken with you.
No.755667
>>755664
>what drove him insane?
>>755666
>they are fun to hunt
>one mis step and you die
No.755668
>>755662
I am not shy, I just prefer watching and waiting.
>please do not touch the borb's mask
>>755666
>mask gets all fogged up
It is a pleasure, Caster.
No.755669
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>>755663
Uh...I mean usually I just have stuff issued to me.
I wouldn't really know what to look for.
>>755664
Look, I'm just here because Master Miller called me.
>>755666
>hmmmm
>HMMMMMMMMMMM
Yeah that checks out. Even ZEKE was taller than this.
>uh
Some new kind of armor, huh.
No.755670
>>755663
Karna.
Brother, tell it your name.
>No!
He's Arjuna.
>>755666
It does?
No.755671
>>755669
>oh
>take the one in the fare left
No.755672
File: 1457573128415.jpg (427.01 KB, 715x1000, 143:200, b7358e032b18069218146e093e….jpg)
>>755668
Ships don't really fix themselves, 'specially ones that big.
Least that I've seen, you'd have to be one cool cat to afford that kinda tech.
No.755673
>>755667
A lot of different factors from what I hear.
>>755666
Always glad to help.
>>755665
Miller calm down, you're getting mad again!
>>755669
Right, right.
...why did he do that again?
No.755674
>>755667
I never was one to think like that. I am a scholar.
>>755668
What brings you here, small knight?
>>755669
Precisely!
>>755670
It unclogs pores and loosens the mucus so it exits the body!
>>755673
Your loud yelling man seems very interested in destroying me.
No.755675
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>>755672
Ahh you must mean the Halberd...yes, the Halberd.
I have some other working on it.
>>755674
I've heard of others I know being here, and for better or worse I follow where they go.
No.755676
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>>755671
>plant disappears
>[Potted Plant added]
Huh. Still works.
>>755673
I think he just wanted me to say the words.
>>755674
Single lense, trademark of older styles of optics. Scopedogs really made it popular.
It can't really be new
No.755677
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>>755673
>more then one reasons would drive one that fare deep into insanity
>>755670
>greetings
>>755674
>I enjoy studying other races
No.755678
>>755674
>there goes Arj
>aw
That sounds kind of strange, but I will trust you.
>>755677
He left.
No.755679
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>>755673
NO, I'M ALMOST ENJOYING MY ANGER
No.755680
>>755674
He's interested in destroying a lot of things, don't mind him.
>>755676
Right yeah, the whole Metal Gear thing.
...I can't do it like you, Snake.
>>755677
Yeah that's Miller for you, I feel bad for him somewhat.
>>755679
MILLLLLLLEEEEEEEEER
No.755681
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>>755675
Sounds like you got the easy half of working on it.
Staying in here and people-watching sounds a lot better than checking the VTOL system.
No.755682
>>755675
Protecting your charge then?
>>755676
I don't know what a Scopedog is but I predate it by at least two centuries.
>>755677
Oh? A scholar and a hunter? How insightful.
>>755678
It's not that strange. The heat from the steam opens pores by inducing sweating, which pushes impurities outwards to be washed away.
>GIANT MECHANICAL SAGE NODDING
>>755680
I do hope there won't be a fight. Master won't be pleased.
No.755683
>>755680
YOU DON'T GET TO FEEL BAD FOR ME
>turns in a fucking bat
>flies away
No.755684
>>755681
Yes well it is not my fault it has crashed yet again.
They are only fixing what they have broken.
>>755682
In a way, they can protect themselves. It's more like I am protecting others from them.
They are all a bit...hasty.
No.755685
>>755676
>you now have a potted plant
>go forth and sneak to the extreme
>>755680
>I want to study him
>>755682
>I like to see how others live
No.755686
>>755680
You can do anything, kid. You're the future of the franchise.
>wipes a tear away
>>755682
Huh...
>>755685
I will, thank you father!
>hops in the plant
>Snake out
No.755687
>>755682
There won't be, I'm sure Miller will be walking away angrily in 3...2...1...
>>755683
Or flying away angrily.
...what?
>>755685
Good luck, he's gone now.
>>755686
He right...I've got to work on my METAL GEAR?!
No.755688
>>755684
Maybe you should take them home, if they are a threat at large.
>>755685
Like a museum?
>>755687
I am relieved.
No.755689
>>755684
That's rough, buddy.
No.755690
>>755688
>more up close and watching
>>755687
>I saw, him and Snake have left
No.755691
>>755688
They are stubborn...one is stubborn. They other is easy come, easy go.
They are not big threats, I but I still do fear for them.
>>755689
Yes it is not easy for the Halberd...this is about the fifth time this has happened.
No.755692
>>755688
Miller likes to talk big but don't expect him to actually go through with it.
>>755690
They did, but I'll never forget the advice Snake gave me...well not today.
He didn't give much advice today but still...
No.755693
>>755691
Hope you got your punchcard handy, bet you're missing out on all kinds of insurance freebies.
Here, just take mine.
>takes a card out of his breast pocket
>[Win a Free Sub Sandwich if the Halberd crashes 5 times!]
No.755694
>>755690
I see. And people don't notice?
>>755691
It sounds more troublesome than needed.
>>755692
All full of hot air and not steam.
No.755695
>>755693
Where I come from has no real good insurance plan.
>stupid Dedede
But I will take this card, though.
>pockets the card
>>755694
Troublesome? Yes.
I do not mind that, though. I seek it sometimes.
No.755696
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>>755692
>I gave him a potted plant
>I don't know what that does for you
>>755694
>not really
No.755697
>>755695
You know, maybe I had you all wrong. Being a wallflower's pretty alright.
>sniffs his shirt
Just waiting for smell to kick in.
No.755698
>>755694
Basically.
He's a very very frustrated individual.
>>755696
He's gonna cherish that potted plant.
I can tell.
No.755699
>>755695
You seek out trouble? How reckless.
>>755696
Cloaking mechanism, I've only ever thought about something like that.
>>755698
How disappointing.
No.755700
>>755697
It's nice and relaxing, is it not?
>>755699
Not always, but if I can get a challenge then I welcome it.
No.755702
>>755699
>it bends light
>>755698
>will you ever see him again?
No.755703
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>>755700
Funny definition of relaxing.
No.755704
>>755699
The poor guy can't help it...I'm sure, anyway.
>>755702
No.
...actually I probably will next time I go to base.
No.755705
No.755706
>>755700
That's a knight for you.
>>755702
Photonic refraction?
>>755704
He seemed plenty capable to me.
No.755707
>>755703
Do you not think so?
>>755706
It's a tad reckless but I know when to retreat.
No.755708
>>755706
>yes
>this doesn't work on the xenomorphs
>they don't have eyes
>>755704
>then one with the boat girls?
No.755710
>>755706
He could do it, especially since he's a vampire now but he probably won't.
>>755708
That's the one.
No.755712
>>755710
>one of them came here the other night and got tangled in one of my nets
No.755713
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>>755707
I believe I have met a man like you.
>>755708
How truly interesting. I may be able to develop something like that given time.
>>755710
Then it's willful reluctance? The shame only rises.
>>755711
>it be what it is, art
Saber.
No.755714
>>755709
What?
I think it is, anyway. Watching things unfold here is interesting to say the least. Maybe not relaxing in the traditional sense but yet I enjoy it anyhow.
>>755713
Have you now?
No.755715
>>755713
Caster.
You seem a lot less prone to steamy outbursts than the last time I saw you.
...A few hours ago.
No.755716
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>>755714
What's the deal? I'm giving your way a try.
>kicks back
Not the same, but it beats the slow weeks.
>
Spike.
No.755717
>>755713
I don't think it's reluctance either.
I'm not sure what to call it.
>>755712
Did it...hurt?
No.755718
>>755714
And here he is.
>>755715
Technological improvements. The keyboard was nice but I felt I could do better. So I did.
>>755717
Learned helplessness?
No.755719
>>755717
>no, it tangled in her hair
>>755713
>sounds good
>try a mesh net
No.755720
>>755716
It's not for everybody, yes.
And you can call me Meta Knight.
>>755718
That is him, huh?
Yes I can...somewhat tell, actually.
No.755721
>>755718
Well then I suppose I'm in luck, I've just finished my own invention for the day.
>it's two cans tied together with strings
Don't hesitate to ask if you have any questions.
>>755720
Am I intruding or were you perfectly comfortable talking about me as you were?
No.755722
>>755718
Noooo I just think he gets SO mad he has no idea how to act on how mad he is, thus making his madder.
Like a perpetual anger machine.
>>755719
But getting stuff tangled in your hair sounds painful.
No.755723
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>>755720
That kind of humor always goes over my head.
No.755724
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>>755719
That is your camouflage?
>>755720
Meet the King of Knights.
>>755721
The string should be perforating the center of the cans, you know.
>Babbage it's a joke
>>755722
Hmm... harness that into a power source...
No.755725
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>>755722
>I easily removed it from her hair
No.755726
>>755721
I was fine as I was, thank you
>>755723
Humor?
I was not joking.
>>755724
The King of Knights...?
>this interests the borb
No.755727
>>755724
Is that...ethical, though?
>>755725
If you say so, I just know that tangled hair is a pain in my cyborg ass.
No.755728
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>>755724
Well if that's all the criticism I can look forward to, I should have started inventing things a long time ago.
>twirling the cans
>string snaps
>it's just floss
>dink
...It's the beta phase.
>>755726
Oh? But you sound so interested.
No.755729
>>755726
And I wasn't.
Funny how that works, huh.
No.755730
>>755726
That's what he fancies himself at least.
>HUGE MECHA SHRUG
>>755727
What are ethics to progress?
The answer is "very little".
>>755728
it's certainly not difficult. The joy of invention is unparalleled! It's like making children without the screaming.
No.755731
>>755727
>have you got a net in it?
No.755732
>>755728
Yes, about that name of yours.
How did you earn it?
>>755729
I am afraid you have lost me.
>>755730
Well then, he must be a fine warrior to have such a title.
No.755733
>>755730
Children...?
>uh
>what he fancies himself
>oh u best be jokin palomino
It certainly must feel strange wading through all these inefficient minds, hm?
>>755732
Through ways I sometimes wish I hadn't.
>wan grin
It has various meanings, but I'm just grateful to have it, whatever the reason.
No.755734
>>755730
But ethics are important!
You can't just use a person like that without some kind of consent.
>>755731
No but I can tell you first hand it isn't fun.
No.755735
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>>755732
Yeah?
>pokes borb
You're it.
No.755736
>>755732
Finest warrior I've seen at least.
>>755733
>:^)
>cope with the situation bruv
I don't mind it. They're not so bad. Had I left my work a slight bit more complete I would've been happier.
>>755734
Ethics are barriers. Science breaks barriers. You see where I am going with this, yes?
No.755737
>>755733
It is quite the title, even if earned through unsavory means.
>>755735
What?!
>wings spread out
>floats up
I am not it!
You are it!
>sweeps back down
>and then...
>tap
>>755736
Impressive, most impressive.
And I'm sure you must have seen plenty of warriors.
No.755738
>>755734
>what did you get your hair tangled in
No.755739
>>755736
Something to be said for all of us, no?
It would at least explain why we all felt it necessary to go through the Throne on the way out, as it were.
Perhaps I could be of assistance.
>I'm gonna make everything floss
>>755737
Unsavory?
Well according to the Saxons, yes. Most others were fond enough of me to write books and plays.
It's been a while since I met another knight that wasn't one I knew in life.
No.755740
>>755736
I see where you are going but I'm not liking it.
>>755738
Well not tangled, but I do often get it caught in my older box.
Luckily Snake loaned me a new one.
No.755741
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>>755737
>grin
>SLIIIIIIIIIDE TO THE LEFT
>crazy space aikido
Nope~
No.755742
>>755737
Not in my time, but I've met plenty of heroes.
>>755739
>I believe you mean steam
Quite. It's a singular, unifying factor.
>pauses
Assistance? I'm not sure what a king or a knight would have to offer a scholar.
>>755740
Oh, it'll be fine.
No.755743
>>755739
Well you did say sometimes you wish you hadn't, so I took it they were unsavory.
But if books and such were written about it then it couldn't have been that bad.
And yes, knights do not seem to be common here.
I have an entire group of them personally.
>>755741
>what
You're fast!
But not fast enough!
>going in for another swoop tap
>>755742
So you've at least heard of plenty of warriors, then.
No.755744
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>>755742
The thing about kings and knights is that they're wonderfully adaptable.
>Instinct B my brit
I wouldn't want to impose, just food for thought.
>
You're not going to upgrade that man, are you.
>>755743
A popular saying these days is you can't believe everything you read.
>taps his nose
But they choose to think of me in such a nice way, I couldn't say no. That and having been dead for 1500 years didn't give me much credence as an editor.
You are a leader?
No.755745
File: 1457577810083.jpg (140.34 KB, 560x932, 140:233, That's one weird jaw you'v….jpg)
>>755742
Experience tells me it won't be.
No.755746
>>755740
>the box with the photos of Zelda?
No.755747
>>755743
>A VISION!?
>pulling some goddamn Matrix shit
>Spike please
>taps borb on his way back up
Now you're double it.
No.755748
>>755746
No not tha--
HOW DO YOU EVEN KNOW ABOUT WHAT'S IN THERE?
No.755749
>>755743
Quite.
>>755744
Forgive me if I don't believe knights to be particularly flexible. That code of chivalry has less leeway than a length of titanium.
>ahem
Though you do leave me curious.
>
I might.
>>755745
Oh well. It was just a thought.
No.755751
>>755744
That's a long time to be dead.
Yes, though. I am a leader of a group called the Meta-Knights. Most of them are rebuilding my ship that's crashed outside right now.
>>755747
Wha--?
>VANISH
>reappears behind him
>going in for another tap
>>755749
So you'd be a good judge in who is or isn't one, then.
>>755750
This must be one of those...games you spoke of.
No.755752
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>>755748
>saw you yelling at Snake about it
No.755753
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>>755749
Funny that you mention it, I haven't been...on my best behavior recently.
I brought it up to Ayaka, but obedience school isn't my first choice as an agent of changing myself, so I thought it would behoove me to meet the man behind the Hoover.
>wink wink nudge nudge
...You did invent that, right?
>>755751
Oh no, close your eyes and think about nothing and it goes by before you know it.
>hmm
Your group is named after yourself?
>imagining Camelot as Arthur and the Arthurs
That is a terrible rock band.
No.755754
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>>755750
You'll poke your eyes out if you're too close to the screen.
>>755751
>!
>tapped
>hands
Ya got me.
No.755755
>>755751
Sort of. Its a mobile game. You were in a platformer. And then also a fighting game.
No.755756
>>755752
Great now everybody knows!
>>755749
I suppose, maybe I took it too personally.
Hit too close to home.
No.755757
>>755751
I would like to believe so.
>>755753
>lens shuts off and back on
>that's his "blink"
That pun was physically painful.
>>755756
Ah yes, it was forced.
No.755758
>>755754
Protective lenses. They aren't just because changing size at a rapid rate has serious affects on your light sensitivity or because flying at relatively high speeds on the back of ant creates a ton of wind sheer.
Ya know the fact that Hank never used lenses might explain the irratability.
Though that doesn't explain O'Grady...
No.755759
>>755755
Fighting game? That sounds like something I'd be in actually.
>>755754
Good, looks like I am not it after all.
>leaps up onto the highest shelf
>>755753
>his ship also has his face on it
Yessss...?
>>755757
Well if you believe he was worthy of his title, then he is indeed worthy of his title I suppose.
No.755760
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>>755756
>but only me and Snake know
No.755761
>>755757
And you say we knights are only good for swords and chivalry.
>audible gleam
>>755759
>blink
Apologies, just something I ate. Or couldn't stomach.
Would you like to know why I'm King of Knights?
No.755762
>>755757
Yeah it's not something I'm fond of recalling.
>>755760
Other people were in the room too! If you heard me, they did too.
No.755763
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>>755758
>?
>??
Maybe they just didn't wanna look like they were off their rockers every time they went inside.
Nobody wears sunglasses at night, not even in space.
>>755759
Guess I'm it, huh. Might as well get used to it.
>just
>smoking
No.755764
>>755759
Its pretty fun. Though sometimes people take it a little too serious. I went to a tournament with Cassie once.
It wasn't like that Wizard movie at all. It was just a bunch of people watching two guys play a video game.
No.755765
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>>755759
Only at times.
>>755761
>steam vents
I don't need to be a polymath to calculate where exactly an unresearched joke proves absolutely nothing.
Hoover is an American company.
>>755762
So don't recall it.
No.755766
>>755762
>wasn't it just me and Snake?
No.755767
>>755761
Yes I would, tell me more.
>>755763
You are taking this well.
Very well.
>>755765
At what times isn't he?
>>755764
That sounds foolish, why watch people playing a game?
It would be better if they were actually fighting.
No.755768
>>755766
Was it?
Oh well, maybe nobody else heard it either.
>>755765
Hard not to when talking about this kind of thing.
No.755769
>>755767
Couldn't tell you. I watched five minutes of that PewDiePie guy and wanted to burn my computer.
No.755770
>>755768
>unless you yell it out to everyone
No.755771
>>755765
Now I know for sure why she summoned you. I must have worn her down with my quality jokes.
>split-ended ahoge
>licks a finger and pinches it together again
>>755767
My father was king before me, and his father before him. And so on.
When he died, there were questions about who would assume the throne. In my culture it's not explicit that the son of the king would automatically become king himself.
So one of my father's friends implanted a sword in a rock. And whosoever shall pull the sword Caliburn from the stone will be King of Britain everlasting.
>grin
You may want to take an intermission.
No.755773
>>755767
When he tries to play at comedian. Which is most of the time according to Master.
>>755768
I see.
>>755771
Clearly we have differing ideas on "quality".
No.755774
>>755769
I have no idea who that is.
I do not wish to know either.
>>755771
I will be fine, please continue.
>>755772
Well I was expecting a bigger reaction
>>755773
A warrior and comedian? Interesting.
No.755775
>>755770
Well I won't, that'd be stupid.
>>755773
Yeah I almost think it was the worst experience of my life.
I'm mostly over it, though. Mostly.
No.755776
>>755774
That's not how you really win, Daniel-san.
No.755777
>>755775
>you were just screaming it Jack
No.755778
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>>755774
Attempted comedian. Needs work.
>>755775
Dying was the worst for me.
No.755779
>>755773
Do you need proof?
>hands him an inspection ticket from a dry cleaner's
I tried to write over it but I could only find a marker, it might be hard to make out.
>>755774
>nodnod
It just so happened that my country was in the middle of an onslaught of invasions from the Anglo-Saxons to the south and east that weren't very intent on being friends. I assumed kingship after 12 somewhat famous battles before being mortally wounded by own son on the hill of Camlann.
I died on my island of Avalon among the apples.
No.755780
>>755774
Trust me man, I wish I didn't either.
No.755781
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>>755776
I suppose not, overreaction is never a good thing.
>>755778
I was never that funny, nor do I make any attempt to be.
But if he likes being humorous, then...good for him.
>>755779
Murdered by your own kin...what a shame.
But 12 battles? Yes, even I am impressed by that. Your title is well earned.
No.755782
>>755777
Shhhhh nobody heard me.
>>755778
Well...yeah, I'd assume it would be.
I've never died before so I wouldn't know but...I'm sure it would be.
No.755783
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No.755784
>>755779
>gingerly taking the ticket
I don't get it.
>palm opens up
>DVD of A Bit of Fry and Laurie
Educate yourself.
>>755781
To each their own. A little help never hurts.
>>755782
The cessation of existence was momentary obliteration. Then came the Throne. Apparently I'd made enough impact to live after death in a way. Same as every other hero.
No.755785
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>>755782
>yes....no one....
No.755786
>>755781
I thank you for your support, strange round knight.
Tell me, what of you?
>>755784
>!!
>snatches the DVD
>eeeee
>...
>wait I don't know how to use a DVD player
>[sweating]
Er...
No.755787
>>755780
I am sorry for your suffering.
>>755783
There he goes.
What an odd man he was, still...he was also pretty cool.
>>755786
I am Meta Knight, a warrior hailing from Dreamland, a land far away from here. I seek to become a stronger warrior whenever possible. Whether that means going out on my own or helping allies whenever possible.
>>755784
Not at all.
No.755788
>>755786
...You're serious.
>[S T E A M]
>takes the disc
>inside a built-in player
>lens becomes a projector
>>755787
It's time to teach.
No.755789
>>755785
I'm sure nobody did, at least!
...right?
>>755784
What?
That sounds pretty weird, but hey. You're the one who died not me.
No.755790
>>755787
I'm a father. I won't know an end to the joys of suffering until my daughter is happily married off.
Or however she chooses to live her life. As long as she's happy.
No.755791
>>755787
>sage nodding
I've met some like you before, star warrior.
...Though the last one was very interested in blowing men up by tapping their pressure points.
Surely you have an end goal in mind for all this strength, hm?
>>755788
Forgive me if I had more pressing things to worry about than learn modern appliances.
>oh time for Not-y Python
>attentive sitting
No.755792
>>755788
Teach what?
>>755790
You're a father?
You sure don't look it.
>>755791
I never really thought about an end goal, I guess I never put much thought into it past becoming stronger.
Building a reputation will be quite a benefit, though.
No.755793
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>>755791
Excuses.
>and now
>for quality comedy
>>755792
>points a finger at A Bit of Fry and Laurie
>brit humor starring Stephen Fry and Hugh Laurie
No.755794
File: 1457581057881.png (272.32 KB, 332x655, 332:655, I sure spend a lot of time….png)
No.755795
>>755793
>appears on top of Babbage's head
>also watching
No.755796
>>755792
It sounds to me like you have someone you wish to surpass one day.
I did too, so I went berserk and obliterated his entire army.
>uh
That doesn't sound as funny as I thought it would.
>>755793
>thanks grandpa steam
No.755797
>>755793
What are we supposed to learn from this?
>>755794
It's the suit.
>>755796
No it didn't.
Perhaps I do want to surpass someone in a duel though...
No.755798
>>755795
>>755796
>grandpa steam
>uniter of britons
>>755797
"We"? It's for him.
No.755799
>>755797
I'll have you know that this costume is currently the only thing my Daughter thinks is cool about me.
No.755800
>>755796
It's rather nice isn't it?
No.755801
File: 1457581615010.jpg (46.54 KB, 500x333, 500:333, I AM ARTHUR, KING OF THE B….jpg)
>>755797
Well you know what they say, practice makes perfect.
Then again, the new saying is that perfect isn't perfect, so I'm not sure...
>>755800
So it was lupus after all.
No.755802
>>755798
Ohhhh...what is he supposed to learn from this?
>>755799
That is somewhat sad, I only feel more sorry for you now.
>>755801
Sayings are confusing and often contradictory, I try not to listen to them too often.
No.755803
>>755789
>I should go back to camp now
No.755804
>>755802
How to actually be funny.
No.755805
>>755801
It's never lupus.
No.755807
File: 1457581935313.jpg (236.88 KB, 600x847, 600:847, tumblr_ltzexgnbx21r47ri0o3….jpg)
>>755802
As someone whose entire life can be summed up in a few analogies, I really don't have a choice.
Because you know what they say, you can lead a camel to water, but...uh, you can't leave its hat on?
>>755805
That sounds like something a lupus patient would say.
>sage nodding
No.755808
>>755802
Don't feel sad. She's not supposed to think I'm cool. She's a teenager.
Thinking I'm lame is normal. And Cassie needs more normal in her life. The more normal there is, the less her Mom is going to chew me out.
No.755809
>>755807
I'd think they'd sound more like-
>gagging noises
>is it Hyde or is it the joke
No.755810
>>755804
Ahhh, then I am sure this will be a good lesson.
>>755807
You have mixed up multiple sayings up there, I believe.
>>755808
Ohhhhh, you are going through that phase.
That doesn't make me feel any better for you.
No.755811
>>755809
Oh no no, that happens to everyone that orders the teriyaki philly at the cheese steak shop.
They go a little overboard with the seeds.
>>755810
Tough crowd tonight.
No.755812
>>755810
Everything is cool.
No.755813
>>755811
They call it a cheese steak but it's not really steak, that pisses me off.
No.755814
>>755811
Ohhhh that was a joke.
It was not funny.
>>755812
If you say so, I have just heard horror stories of when they get into that phase is all.
No.755815
File: 1457582500474.jpg (341.82 KB, 900x1366, 450:683, 4155128-ant-man-samnee-var….jpg)
>>755814
This time last year she was dead. So...I'll take this phase over that any day of the week.
No.755816
>>755813
Truthfully I'm not sure I know of anything that wouldn't.
Why contain the flavor?
>>755814
Please, you don't really mean that.
No.755817
>>755816
It's not even good!
No.755818
>>755815
Huh.
Yes I suppose that would put everything into perspective.
>>755816
Yes I do.
No.755819
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>>755817
That is where I respectfully disagree.
The bun, so much larger and fluffier than a hot dog bun, perfectly capable of absorbing all of the juices you decide to add.
The meat, so much to choose from! Jalapenos, melted cheese, grilled onions...
>gurgle gurgle
>glutton mode lurking
>>755818
So you don't mean it!
No.755820
>>755819
There's no fucking meat you lunkhead, it's just shitty strips of rubber! It's an insult to food! Biting off an employee's ear is tastier that that garbage.
No.755821
>>755820
>
>
>
Eeeeeeeeeeh?
Doesn't a cheese steak sound good, Hyde? I think there's a stand in Hyde Park, is that where your name comes from?
>standing up
Oh no, it looks like my feet are moving on their own. How terrible.
>moving towards the door
Oh noooooo...
>runs off
No.755823
>>755821
Kings who eat trash, who knew.
>blinks back to Jekyll
Eh? Oh...
No.755824
>no one's here
...
>well
>I guess it's time
>to DANCE
No.755825
>fiddling with a stack of papers
Jeez.
No.755826
>>755825
>...
>sloooowly sits back down
>click
>wait no this is wrong too
>shoves the radio away
>intently staring at her tablet
Can't believe those idiots don't even recycle.
No.755827
>>755826
>peeks over
What was all that?
>Oh, one of those large screen phones.
No.755828
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>>755827
Break of character. Better to pretend it didn't happen.
>that
>is not one of my takos
>or any of the others
Huh.
>snaps a picture of Babbage while still sorting code
No.755829
>>755828
Sounds like something I'd rather mock someone relentlessly for.
>Oh! Photography. Make sure to get my good side.
No.755830
>>755829
>sends the pic to her own database of Abyssal grunts to look for matches
>already knows nothing's gonna come up
Mocking kind of assumes there's a reaction from the other side to mock.
>looking up and down
So what, your shota leave you or something.
No.755831
>>755830
Cold, aren't we. Sorry, Strength: I'm already queen of the iceberg.
>Master, icebergs aren't very conducive to steam.
Getting hot under the collar is its own reward.
No.755832
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>>755831
Projection isn't really helpful for that kind of thing.
Might as well hang a sign around your neck saying you want people to be easy to belittle without doing any of the work. You look like you're used to back and shoulder pain already anyway.
>master
Kinky.
No.755833
>>755832
Breast envy too, huh. Cute enough as it is. That just seems tacked on, don't you think.
>guhuh
Kinky indeed.
No.755834
>>755833
Don't let the glasses fool you, they still let me see it like how it is.
>without eye strain
So you haven't tried kidnapping me with a portal yet. What's up.
No.755835
>>755834
I have too many superpowered weirdos at home to go kidnapping another one.
>Weirdos?
You're the exception, Charles.
>satisfied mecha grandpa steam hissing
No.755836
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>>755835
Guy doesn't look like much. Just sounds like you locked some old guy in a meat smoker.
>
Is it the hands. It's always the hands.
No.755837
>
>truly, we have a master of disguise on our hands
No.755838
>>755836
He invented the first computer. Say hello to Charles Babbage.
>Wait... you're running a completed version of my Analytical Engine!
>>755837
And there's a hobo. I can't say I didn't expect one sooner. More like "what took it so long".
No.755839
File: 1457590290753.jpg (129.82 KB, 850x638, 425:319, sample-63753b9217f112fc590….jpg)
>>755837
>am I being stalked
>this seems a lot like being stalked
>>755838
That's like meeting the first inventor of the car.
Everybody gets in line to shake his hand over buggy mechanics and an unfinished product.
>...
>looks down
Yeah. Hi.
No.755840
>>755838
Hobo, huh. That's definitely a new one.
>>755839
>I ain't saying you are
>but I ain't saying you're not
No.755841
>>755839
>eeeeeeee
I get to do a lot more than shake his hand.
>Buggy? I did intend to finish what I left halfway done.
>>755840
Not stoned out of his mind either, we've got a self-aware one this time.
No.755842
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>>755840
>weird
>weird
>>755841
>shakes her head
Oversold it. Can't suspend my disbelief that much.
No.755843
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>>755841
Yeah, well, winners don't do drugs.
>part of his metal arm poking out of his sleeve
>it's reflecting some of the light in the room
>Bucky no you're supposed to hide that shit
>>755842
>it's not that weird as long as you don't think about it
>:^)
No.755844
>>755842
Sounds like a personal problem.
>Though I do like what people have done with only half-completed ideas. It's not that far off technologically speaking.
>I would have liked it if machinery were more integrated like that cyborg fellow though. That would've been the standard.
>>755843
Someone spent too much time in an arcade.
I miss those.
>spies the eye
A disguise, huh.
>An Assassin?
No.755845
>>755843
I think I can fix this.
>reaches into her barrel
>drops a sign on him
>"please please talk to me oh god I'm so lonely"
I didn't run away. I just left. Indefinitely.
>>755844
Sounds rough buddy.
>tappin the tablet
>bauxite blocks floating out of the barrel
>wrinkles her nose
Yech.
No.755846
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>>755844
>glances down to where his arm's been exposed
Aw, dammit. So much for staying low-key.
>takes his jacket off
>BEHOLD!
>THE ARM WRESTLING BRRRRRRRAPPLEDOUGHION
>>755845
>takes off the sign and looks at it
Was that really necessary?
No.755847
>>755845
>Rough? I still intend to do it. The whole world is missing out!
We're gonna make technology great again.
>tilts the hat on Babbage's head with that logo
>>755846
Try a bigger jacket next time.
>no idea who Buck is
>might not really give a damn either
No.755848
>>755846
Nope. But I'm still pretty pleased. Funny how that works, huh.
>looking at the script on her tablet
The two weird old guys have fake arms too and they're both stronger than you. That's false advertising.
>tsk tsk
Shame.
>>755847
>make technology great
>interest: slightly piqued
I'm listening.
Invent something that lets me stay home and never have to interact with those shipgirl idiots and you've got a deal.
No.755849
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>>755847
>crack open a history book, fam
Appreciate the advice.
>>755848
So? Strength's not all that matters.
No.755850
>>755848
What kinda deal, smallfry.
>spying the fucking huge Abyssal mouthcannon on the end of her hair
That looks like a bitch and a half to lug around, too.
>>755849
>:^)
>sorry fam
>already got a mecha grandpa
>speaking of
>Fascinating.
>Babbage is staring right at Bucky's arm
No.755851
>>755849
Somebody hasn't seen Black Rock Shooter.
It's arm wrestling. No secret codes available.
>>755850
>shrug
It floats when it wants to. The braid's the real pain.
What I give for a comfy scarf I never have to take off.
>passing the barrel to the mouthcannon
>[grotesque eating noises]
I dunno, focus testing or whatever. Just because you haven't thought that far ahead doesn't mean I will for you.
No.755852
>>755850
The arm's always the first thing people notice these days, huh.
>waves it around a little
>>755851
Sure there are.
>arm suddenly electrified
>das a high voltage current, mang
>grin
But I only cheat as a last resort.
No.755853
>>755851
Offering something you don't even know's equally if not more stupid.
>
But I can't fault the mild excitement. I'm a little giddy myself.
>Focus testing, eh? I accept your offer.
That's that then.
>>755852
>It is rather interesting. Besides that you seem rather ordinary.
No.755854
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>>755852
>just
>grabs electro-hand with big iron oven mitts
Now what.
>>755853
So's spouting off about something you haven't made any progress on, what do you want from me.
>taking the barrel back
>arm caught in her braid
>bonk
...
No.755855
>>755853
>shrugs
"Ordinary" isn't really the word I'd use, but it works.
>>755854
>the arm just kinda
>pops off
>but it's still wiggling around in her hands
>s p o o k y
No.755856
>>755854
>Oh I've made progress. My life's work is around 75% complete.
We're closing in. I almost can't wait.
>guhuhuhuh
What's your name anyways.
>>755855
>As a Servant I've seen the queerest of the queer. A man with an artificial arm isn't so extravagant or odd.
No.755857
>>755855
>?
>KUNG FU ACTION GRIP
Why don't I do that more often.
>>755856
>jeez
It's stupid, so call me Shuse.
>tosses Buck's arm to Cabbage
Heard the big man's, but not yours.
No.755858
>>755856
Have you ever seen a gorilla that knew how to fire a .50 caliber machine gun and say "Death to America" in Russian? Because I have.
>>755857
I don't know, maybe because it's rude?
No.755859
>>755857
Kanno will do.
>Shuse, was it? I do hope you'll look forward to the future.
>robo arm in Babbage's BIG, MEATY METALLIC CLAWS
>>755858
>I've seen King Solomon transform into a towering monstrosity composed of eyes and tentacles with intent to decimate humanity.
>Close enough?
No.755860
>>755858
I meant take my gloves off. Don't blow a gasket, blood'll stain my all-white thing I've got going on.
>metallic unlocking noises
>oven mitts fall off
>smol hands go
>>755859
Kanno, huh. So what's the deal with you two.
>tucking hands in dress pockets
If we keep getting decent music, I guess the future isn't so bad.
No.755861
>>755859
>smirk
Yeah. Close enough.
>looking at his arm
Hopefully you'll give that back later.
>>755860
...Huh. Didn't realize those were gloves.
No.755862
>>755860
Deal, huh. It's a long stupid and complicated story. Condensed to ten words or less it'd be "genius scientist with nothing better to do."
>It'll be brighter than ever before!
>excited mechgramps
>>755861
>It's right here, just take it.
No.755863
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>>755861
You were too busy shilling how great your arm is.
So, you know, nothing embarrassing or anything like that.
>>755862
>blink
Brief. Smart.
>moving Kanno to the list of people she doesn't hate on the tabby
Yeah I think this can work.
>...
Does he make coffee.
No.755864
>>755862
Alright. Just making sure you weren't gonna play around with it first.
>the arm just kinda jumps out of Babbage's hands and reattaches itself to Bucky
>flexes it a little
There we go.
>>755863
>smile
It's fun to show off sometimes, alright? Gimme a break.
No.755865
>>755863
Coffee and tea.
>I much prefer tea but Master prefers coffee to stay awake at night.
>>755864
>That wasn't so hard.
No.755866
>>755864
>shrug
If you insist.
>standing on her tip toes
>dumps the barrel over his head
>cue SHOWER OF KITKAT BARS
>>755865
>unwinding herself from braid hell
Double that shot. I need to take overtime to situate the stupid new job I have.
No.755867
File: 1457595094182.jpg (203.82 KB, 600x817, 600:817, And the stains coming from….jpg)
>>755865
>deep breath
...Sorry if I seemed rude before. Guess I've grown a little protective of my arm over time.
>>755866
>Idon'tknowwhatIexpected.jpg
>picks up one of the Kit-Kat bars
>nom
No.755868
>>755866
Double shot of cuban then, Charles.
>[brewan]
>cuban espresso: guaranteed to keep you awake for 36 hours
>>755867
>It's of no consequence.
No.755869
File: 1457595379327.jpg (126.54 KB, 850x462, 425:231, sample-a55a809da4639ecfce4….jpg)
>>755867
There's your break, enjoy it while it lasts.
>subtly stuffing face
>>755868
Now you're speaking my language.
>plonks down on the tablet
>slowly being dragged away
>mouthcannon caught on Chuckie's weird shoe horn
>bonks into a chair
>?
No.755870
>>755868
>slow nod
Just wouldn't feel right if I didn't apologize.
>>755869
>
No.755871
>>755869
Your backmouth's being weird.
>Eh?
>>755870
>That arm is a marvel in its own right.
No.755872
>>755870
>
>>755871
Lewd.
>pickaxe-wing pecking at the cannon
>ball and chain braid is no more
Help yourself to the Kit-Kats I guess. Too many to try stopping you.
No.755873
>>755871
It's one of the most useful things I've ever had. Helps me get around most conventional security systems.
>>755872
>uh
No.755874
>>755872
>
>coffee deployed too
>>755873
>Interesting! I've seen many advanced forms of technology in this era.
No.755875
>>755873
You look at all those dumb bimbos on base like that or what.
>>755874
>bighands pinch the whole box
>pulling a full-sized beanbag out of the barrel
>[comfy in progress]
Jeez...
>stirran pocky in the coffee
>om
No.755876
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>>755874
I remember meeting one of the world's first androids back in the '40s. Tech's definitely changed a lot faster than I thought it would.
>>755875
>recordscratch.wav
...Excuse me?
No.755877
>>755875
Nice, huh.
>standing under Chuck's steam vents
>FWWWWSSSHHH
>relaxed Kanno.exe
>>755876
>The 1940's? I never would have thought.
No.755878
File: 1457596482251.jpg (132.94 KB, 850x762, 425:381, sample-c15e6d57ef0883ef530….jpg)
>>755876
Don't think I stuttered, guy.
Never saw much of enemy fleet, thought the other guys were just kidding.
>thumb and forefinger circle
Very aesthetic.
>>755877
Mm.
>scoots the beanbag under the vents
There's enough room.
>hands the empty pocky box
Make sure to recycle.
No.755879
>>755877
>nods
A lot of crazy stuff was developed while World War II was going on. History books'll say otherwise, but that same android went on to kill Adolf Hitler.
>>755878
...No comment.
No.755880
>>755878
>pomf
Now this is something I can enjoy.
>>755879
>I thought he killed himself.
No.755881
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>>755879
>pulls Kirishima's microphone out of the barrel
You heard it here first, folks.
Make sure to lock your car doors and tip your waiter, we have a pervert on the loose.
>>755880
>pickaxe-wing preening the braid
I dunno how people don't do this more often.
>headphones projecting smooth jazz
No.755882
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>>755880
He was going to, but he got burned alive first.
>shrugs
Nobody would've believed an android that fought by setting himself on fire took him out.
>>755881
>facepalm
Greaaat...
No.755883
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>>755881
Mic check one two one tw-
>mic gone
>twitch
Someone's trying to kill my flow.
No.755884
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>>755882
Zat is just so not true.
Like, I can't even believe zat you said zat about me right now.
No.755885
>>755881
Athleticism is valued or some hogwash.
>>755882
>That's a little excessive even for a man like the fuhrer.
No.755887
File: 1457597313408.jpg (78.83 KB, 776x1046, 388:523, b3f93ed26cf18cb7967e3dc43d….jpg)
>>755883
There's another mic you could use.
No.755888
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>>755882
Don't worry, you can still get a job in retail.
>hands a special heart shaped barrel
>"to my friendly neighborhood stalker"
>>755885
Eh, you look good enough.
Anti-grav in my room keeps me fit.
>uh
Maybe I should have mentioned the anti-grav to the big guy.
No.755889
>>755887
>[ M E N A C E ]
>brief Spiral eye glow
You trying to be funny?
No.755891
>>755884
...
>slooowly takes out a handgun
>shoots Hitler in the foot
>America_Fuck_Yeah.mp3
>>755885
>shrugs
The Torch did what he had to do.
>>755888
>I don't know if I should be angry or thankful
>let's go with a little of both
Yeah, like that's ever gonna happen.
No.755892
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>>755890
>
>reaches under the skirt
>grip
Try that again.
No.755893
>>755888
>[EXCITED STEAM GRAMPS]
Pff. Look at that.
>>755891
>steamgramps will return after these messages
No.755895
>>755891
ACH, OH MEIN GOTT YOU JUST SHOT ME IN ZE FOOT
ZAT IS JUST ZO RUDE
>bleeding confetti
HA, YOU BIG STUPID. LIKE I VOULD BE STUPID ENOUGH TO NOT LEARN FROM ZE BALLOON MISHAP.
No.755896
>>755891
No, yeah. I still want to keep holding this. Don't mind me.
>plops the barrel down
>a custard pie on a spring shoots out
>in the wrong direction
>splats the floor
What a waste.
>>755893
>
Jeez.
It's nothing much. Pressure conditions at the bottom of the ocean get weird. Easy to manipulate.
>shrug
Helps me keep differentiate the bullshit and what I actually need.
>maybe a hoarder
No.755897
>>755894
Aaaah? Thank that shit'll work a second time, bastard?
>still grippan
>squeeze
No.755898
>>755893
>it's okay gramps
>take your time
>>755895
>takes out a frag grenade
>pulls the pin and places the grenade in Hitler's hand
Here, hold this.
>>755896
>latent aura of PATRIOTISM filling the room
>fucking Hitler
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Didn't expect me to actually fall for that one, did you?
No.755899
>>755896
>Most excellent!
He's easily excitable.
>>755898
>eeeeeee
No.755900
>>755897
>
Really like handling it, eh?
>if you don't look hurt you'll be fine
No.755901
>>755898
OH, VHY ZANK YOU FOR ZIS BASEBALL, LITTLE GIRL. I VILL PUT IT VIS MY OZER VANS.
>BOOM
AGAIN! YOU DID IT AGAIN!
No.755902
>>755898
>???
Doesn't matter, moment's ruined now.
Go beat the mustache guy up.
>>755899
...
...
...
That guy bombed my room.
>frown
No.755903
>>755900
>spits
More than I can say for you!
>SKY
>UPPERCUT
No.755904
>>755899
>I can feel the excitement from here
>this is good
>>755901
HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE?!
>cocks back his robo-arm
>FALCON
>PAUNCH
>>755902
Working on it!
>MUST DESTROY NAZIS
>MUST PROTECT FREEDOM
No.755905
>>755904
>most of his skin is falling off
OH YOU POOR ZTUPID FOOL
VAN DOES NOT SIMPLY KILL HITLER
>it's
>IT'S
>DER INFLATABLE FUHRER
I AM HITLER
No.755906
File: 1457598692471.png (119.57 KB, 550x335, 110:67, 45e7abf2a0461278ca6ca6ee5f….png)
>>755903
>WHAM
>
>git turned around and pressed against
This Musashi'll put it in again.
No.755907
>>755902
Uh...
>fucking
>guess I gotta milk Siegfried for cash
I might have a spare room.
>>755904
>
>
>
>Is that Hitler?
No.755908
>>755906
>mild seething
>and grinding
Do it and I'll keep you on release control for another week.
No.755909
File: 1457598881857.png (302.79 KB, 500x666, 250:333, c5cf794fa0d93fc3b3c09614f6….png)
>>755908
>
A risk this Musashi is willing to take!
No.755910
>>755904
What could I do to help right now...
>tips the barrel over
>flood of ball bearing
Close enough.
>>755907
>mouthcannon pulls the braid into a question mark shape
>thunks down after a second
Ye-Ow!
>rubbing her hair
I'm kind of being forced into a new job but thankfully the Stockholm Syndrome thing doesn't look it'll be happening anytime soon. Or ever.
>uh
I can't pay rent.
No.755911
>>755905
>blink
>blink
...But what if I did this?
>takes out his combat knife
>pokes the inflatable Hitler
>>755907
Looks like it. Somebody might've cloned him or something.
>>755910
>smile
Points for effort, right?
No.755912
File: 1457599087809.png (668.02 KB, 700x1423, 700:1423, 03bf82c3b2c660a485515688ec….png)
>>755909
>nnngh
Another month!
>drops down on the hilt herself
>bump_and_grind
No.755913
>>755910
Freeloader, huh.
Gotta be something you're good at.
>>755911
>Odd.
No.755914
>>755911
NOW I KNOW VAT YOU ARE ZINKING
SHOULD I POKE HIM
UND ZE ANSWER MAY SURPRISE YO-WAITWAITWAIT!
>POP
I'LL BE BACK
HITLER VILL ALVAYS BE BACK
No.755916
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>>755911
Carry the three...
>tap tap tap
I'm up to two points.
Where's the exchange kiosk.
>>755913
>uh
What you see is what you get, pretty much.
No.755917
>>755913
It happens. Don't know why, but it happens.
>>755914
>PATRIOTISM levels: not dropping
>FREEDOM NEVER DIES
...Well, that was easy.
>>755916
>laughs
If I knew, I'd tell you.
>good mood: achieved
No.755918
>>755915
Didja think I was messing around or something?
>Kongou Style: Cervix Crush
You better get back in the damn saddle, for your ass's sake!
No.755919
>>755916
I'll think of something.
>>755917
>A balloon!
No.755920
File: 1457599570723.jpg (220.83 KB, 850x806, 425:403, sample-3668aa070906d20cd68….jpg)
>>755918
Don't underestimate me!
>MURASHIBO BENKEEEEEEI OF THE SEAS
No.755921
File: 1457599694735.jpg (122.63 KB, 850x601, 850:601, sample-e79b3d89ebb9e858e38….jpg)
>>755917
Did you really just fight a balloon.
>>755919
...Thanks.
>stupid eyepatch killing my peeps
>stupid peeps for not UNDERSTANDING MEEEEEE
I can do bookkeeping.
No.755922
>>755919
...How do you turn a Nazi into a balloon, anyway?
>>755921
Yeah. Yeah, I did. And we're not gonna talk about it ever again.
No.755923
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>>755920
>ggguuhhhhh
You really think I, Kirishima, the brains of the Kongou-class, will go down that easy?
>turns around
>HEADBUTT
>Kiri no that's now you use your head
No.755924
>>755921
I have a small library that could use some reorganizing.
>>755922
>I have no idea.
No.755925
File: 1457599968894.jpg (565.69 KB, 861x718, 861:718, tumblr_nltuehdwsg1t30u54o1….jpg)
>>755923
>clonk
You think this Musashi will ever fall? Never!
>plow
Even at the brink, I'll push through and ever beyond!
No.755926
>>755922
Suit yourself.
>scoops the popped balloon into the barrel
Don't ask.
>>755924
I'd like that.
>wait
Books?
>looks at her tablet
>???
No.755927
>>755925
>gurk
Shounen is entry level garba-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ahge!
>leg lock
Do you like Wes Anderson films!?
No.755928
>>755924
...For some reason I feel like blaming nanomachines.
>this is what happens after prolonged exposure to Outer Heaven, kids
>>755926
I won't. But if you start pulling more Hitlers out of there, then I'll have some questions.
No.755929
>>755926
Books. I don't really need someone to do records when I've got Charles here. Walking supercomputer.
>>755928
>Small machines...
No.755930
File: 1457600411300.png (495.01 KB, 585x700, 117:140, tumblr_nlwtgkTPtM1r2r59eo1….png)
>>755927
What? No! They're--hnn--dumb!
No.755931
>>755928
I thought he was kinda funny.
Make sure they're yes or no questions at least, interrogations make me sleepy.
>>755929
>frown
If it means getting away from that place for at least a little bit, I can tough out the papercuts.
No.755932
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>>755930
>double speed glasses
Well c'mon already! What're you waiting for, huh? An invitation?
No.755933
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>>755932
>
>oh no she's smug
>just plowing in silence
No.755934
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>>755933
>rrrr
>two can play that game
>settles her specs back
>ahem
One year. I'll be making sure.
No.755935
>>755929
Yeah. Apparently they can do pretty much anything in the right hands.
>>755931
>
No promises. I'd keep a sleeping bag in that barrel of yours if I were you.
No.755936
>>755934
If you lose control first you have to rescind it~.
No.755937
>>755931
Hate your job, huh. Jeez.
>>755935
>Much like the power of steam!
No.755938
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>>755936
If I lose control?
>
I, Kirishima, accept your pointless bet.
No.755939
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>>755938
>gleam
Releasing limiters.
No.755940
>>755935
What do you think the braid's for, pal.
>when did she get wrapped head to toe in hair
>>755937
It was alright. Then some guy killed my family.
Might as well get out while the getting's good.
No.755941
>>755937
If that's how you wanna look at it.
>>755940
>low whistle
Wow. Talk about being creative.
No.755942
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>>755939
Limiters? What kind of person restricts themselves?
>
You don't have what it takes to train me!
No.755943
>>755940
I guess technically I have infinite money.
>guhuhuh
>thanks Siggy
You're, uh, hired.
>>755941
>It's true. My entire body is steam powered.
>I am wrapped in my ideals: a dimension of steam!
No.755944
>>755942
>
>plow levels: 400% output
No.755945
>>755941
Creative?
>wriggling
Should've lifted my arms first...
>>755943
Oh. Huh.
>internally satisfied
Started work and I haven't keeled over yet. How about that.
No.755946
>>755944
>
D-Damn it, don't underestimate me!
>her mounts are glowing
>uh oh?
No.755947
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>>755943
That would explain all the hissing noises you've been making.
>>755945
>resisting the urge to laugh
You uh... need some help there?
No.755948
>>755946
Oho? Whatcha doin', Kirishima?
>hands grabbin' banchouship's borbs
>squeeze
No.755949
>>755945
It's easy enough. I just need my tomes organized.
>>755947
>Rightfully so.
No.755950
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>>755948
Give it a second.
>cannon mouth on her braid rolling around
>slowly undoing the entanglement
Ther-
>tangled in a completely new way
...
>>755949
I can do that.
>IMing Ritou
>"what the fuck is a tome what the fuck is happening aaaaaa"
No.755951
No.755952
>>755948
>gkkkt
>fight through it, Kiri
>
What are you, a moron or something? C'mon, show me a good time!
No.755953
>>755949
It's definitely been a while since I've seen anything that was steam-powered. Nice to see I'm not the only one who's old fashioned.
>>755950
>>755951
...You sure you don't need help?
No.755954
>>755950
>pfft
Word of warning: don't open the one with the purple cover. Unless you like tentacles.
>>755953
>It's not as archaic as you think. Harnessed properly it rivals Tesla's infinite energy.
No.755955
File: 1457602400961.jpg (83.11 KB, 650x817, 650:817, ef9712e4a18810200596fa8169….jpg)
>>755952
Oi oi, you're the one who started this. It's this Musashi's job to finish it.
>rollan hips
Your weakspot's exposed!
No.755956
>>755953
Look if you wanna help just do it already, ok.
>guh
Not bothering to take me back, huh.
>>755954
>just getting smug faced from Ritou
>rrrr
Tentacles?
...
>pushes her glasses up
>snap
Oh...
No.755957
>>755954
Wouldn't be worth using if it didn't get the job done, right?
>>755956
>starts untangling her
Don't see any reason why I should.
No.755958
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>>755955
Are you kidding? You think I'll just give up when I could keep you wrapped up for a whole year? I gotta see thi-
>shudders
>squeezing whatever's close
...Damn it.
>mounts growing DRILLS
>Kiri really calm down
It's not over yet!
No.755959
>>755956
Eldritch knowledge is weird like that. Read the wrong passage and suddenly the dead rise and demon tentacles pop out of the page to get frisky.
>>755957
>I heard Tesla was summoned too. I hope to meet him.
No.755960
>>755958
>jeez
That counts!
>slams it home
No.755961
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>>755957
Guess you don't care about your job either.
>unfurls like a yo-yo
>wobbly eyes
Cool.
>drops half of her busted glasses
Damn it.
>>755959
I guess you could call me something like that, but I don't do much sitting in books.
Don't read 'em much either. No worries there.
>can't see
>damn it
>wandering around
No.755962
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No.755963
>>755962
>
Gahh... no binding.
No.755964
>>755959
Summoned?
>w h a t
...Okay, you lost me.
>>755961
>shrugs
Not my job to keep track of you. If you wanna leave, that's your choice.
No.755965
>>755961
A regular Velma, huh.
>blink
You're a demon, huh.
>checking her phone
>?
>>755964
>Is something wrong?
No.755966
File: 1457603287013.jpg (177.86 KB, 850x1063, 850:1063, sample-d53bc7cdfcec362a03c….jpg)
>>755963
Fine, fine.
>TL's note: "fine" means "no, and I'm getting you back the second you stop paying attention."
No.755967
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>>755964
Maybe you don't totally suck.
For a stalker, anyway.
>>755965
That's what they called us, sure. Creative, huh.
>slapping around on the floor
>echolocation goooo
>muttering
So not Velma...
>
No.755968
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>>755966
>
>plugs Kiri with a Popsicle
No.755969
Aw man, who let Four-eyes McB.O. outta the house?
No.755970
>>755968
>this placates the glasses
>
No.755971
>>755965
Not really. I just don't get what you're talking about.
>>755967
I'm not a-
>sighs
You know what, forget it.
No.755972
>>755967
>oh fuck she's crying whaddo I do
Charles. Do something.
>STEEEEAM POWER!
>just
>welds the glasses together
>>755969
Do you guys just come progressively more scantily clad or what.
>>755971
He's a ghost. Of a dead famous guy. Whose original purpose is to beat up other dead famous ghosts.
No.755973
File: 1457603751203.jpg (249.39 KB, 850x1079, 850:1079, sample-3580761149062f0d7fc….jpg)
>>755969
Keep talking, Re.
No really, let me find you so I can kick you out.
>>755971
I'm not the one following you around all the time, bossman.
Just saying. It's weird.
>>755972
>!
Yeah. Uh, steam power. Woo.
>squinting
>brush deployed from the barrel
>brush the frizz down
No.755974
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No.755975
>>755972
>I spy with my little eye
>A GIANT FUCKING STEAM MECH
Holy shit am I in Pacific Rim?
>>755973
You sure you can make it? It's a whole five feet!
No.755976
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>>755974
>
>wait there's Re
>desire to punch: very
No.755977
>>755973
That braid must be absolute hell to brush.
>>755975
>Pacific Rim?
No.755978
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>>755976
Ehhh, calm down. That one's our one, remember?
No.755979
>>755975
>glasses and sight restored
Uh...
>shrug
Too much trouble. Give yourself a nice beating and go home, huh.
>>755977
Not really.
>brush
...
>brushbrushbrush
No.755980
>>755978
I can't help it, it's in my DNA.
But I don't think I can stand right now anyway, she gets off this once.
No.755981
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>>755976
>fight me nerd
>>755977
Hey, how many people are inside?
>>755979
>leaping about
>hanging from the ceiling by her tail
Who's gonna make me, you?
No.755982
>>755979
>guh
>grabs a brush
Might as well.
>brushie brushie.bat
>>755981
>only like ten feet tall
>optic shuts off and back on
>"blink"
One.
No.755983
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No.755984
>>755981
>rrrrr
>Kaiju Blue modo
Don't you have old men to be making question their sexuality?
>>755982
>blink
Well then.
Now it'll only take five hours, at least.
>shifts some braid to Kanno
No.755985
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>>755981
>that's the plan, yes
>>755983
I really really really want to punch this one.
No.755986
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>>755985
Need a distraction?
>turns the TV on
>TTGL on
>visibly FUCKING PUMPED
No.755987
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>>755982
>yeah but there could be like
>two dwarves
So what, like Iron Man then?
>mmm iron
Hey, what's it made out of?
>>755984
>eyetrails
>
Speaking of sexuality, the hell's with those comics you read anyway? So many weird dudes.
>>755985
>man, looking to get fucked again so quickly huh
No.755988
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>>755986
>!
Yes
>star shades forming out of nowhere
>ROH ROH FIGHT THE POWAH
>>755987
>sorry can't hear the edge over DRILLS
No.755989
>>755984
>
Five hours. Christ.
>>755987
>I'm not sure I follow this line of questioning.
>Kanno shrugs
Servants are weird. Nothing's composed of earthly materials.
No.755990
>>755987
>S-SHOT THROUGH THE HEART
That's none of your business. Ritou's the one always sending me them anyway. You know how I feel about throwing perfectly good stuff away.
Perfectly good, chiseled...
>uh
You wouldn't understand, ok.
>>755989
>shrug
Stop now and save your sanity if you want.
Too used to the heft to cut it.
No.755991
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>>755988
I knew you liked shounen!
No.755992
File: 1457605368330.jpg (1.2 MB, 1488x2105, 1488:2105, 4d52578d7d4a72777a29f07b46….jpg)
>>755989
So he's a space robot?
>>755990
>snickering
I always used to think Ritou was the worst of us. But I suppose it's pretty easy to miss you since you never leave your cave.
No.755993
>>755990
Too late now. I've got nothing better to do.
>>755992
More like a ghost robot.
>Deus ex machina, and quite literal to boot.
No.755994
>>755991
TOUCH THE UNTOUCHABLE
BREAK THE UNBREAKABLE
>grabs 'sashi by the wrist
I can't stay here, I need to hit something!
>charges out
No.755995
>>755994
YEAH!
>out she goes with Kiri
>fired up levels: very
No.755996
>>755992
You're really that bored, huh.
What, Wanko pay more attention to Hoppo again or something.
>holding the barrel in a maybe threatening way
Scram. Pool's closed, you know.
>>755993
>nodnod
Mind the cannon, it might bite.
And the loli, but she's easy to ignore.
No.755997
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>>755993
A space ghost robot?! This plot twist is going way further than I could have ever expected!
>>755996
Naaaaaaah. I was hanging out around base before but I suddenly realised I haven't tormented a nerd in a really long time.
No.755998
>>755996
I'd prefer not to be eaten by hair.
>>755997
Don't say Space Ghost!
>AAAAAA
>What?
No.755999
>>755997
Keep looking.
>drops the barrel over Re
I warned you, sis. I warned you about barrels.
>it's like the Fly of Despair but with shittier music
>>755998
Here.
>back-scythe separates the cannon again
>lumps the braid in Kanno's lap
Space Ghost?
No.756000
File: 1457606152852.jpg (183.94 KB, 1280x905, 256:181, 872ba587f2f3b00de44713dd7a….jpg)
>>755998
What? What Space Ghost?
>>755999
>tail chomps and noms up all the barrel
Got more?
No.756001
>>755999
Shhhh. You'll summon the ghost of some inept faggot.
>brushie brushie intensifies
>>756000
Charles, go!
>splish splish splish
>except y'know
>the splishing is just condensation from the STEAM
>I believe Master has good reason to be wary of that name.
No.756002
>>756000
>MY FRIED TOFU BARREL
You...
>>756001
>normal Shuse programming will return when security is restored
>[dial up tone]
No.756003
>>756001
>waving away the steam
As long as I'm not the only one not getting it.
>>756002
Don't have a cow, man.
>slithers out
No.756004
>>756002
Mental breakdown huh...
>eyean Re
Connected to that metal drum.
>>756003
Jeez.
No.756005
>>756003
>aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>756004
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
No.756006
>>756005
>hup
>in Babbage's hand
Let's go home.
>riding on his head
>Kanno: out