No.756007
B E N I S
E I
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I E
S I N E B
No.756008
Weeeeell~?
>"Be quiet, megitsune.
No.756009
>>756008
Do I want to ask?
No.756010
File: 1457618288987.png (945.59 KB, 800x1129, 800:1129, 90cc90708ccf254d156383d6a6….png)
>>756009
I taught her the Secret Fox Charm Arts!
No.756011
>>756009
Don't encourage her.
>>756010
>sighs externally
>slaps the fox upside her head
No.756012
>>756010
You did what now?
>>756011
Does this have anything to do with the thing you wanted me to tell Marc, or...?
No.756013
>>756011
Ow! Hey! That's how you thank me?!
>>756012
It's a technique handed down from generation to generation, mother to daughter! I learned it from mum, and she learned it from-
>wait no grandma's a wolf
Uhh, pretend I didn't say anything. Basically I'm teaching her to be a proper lady.
No.756014
>>756012
Yes, but I would prefer the fox not get a big head about it.
>>756013
"Proper lady" is a far cry from what you are.
No.756015
>>756013
Shouldn't she learn from your mother too?
>uh
What are you teaching her exactly?
>>756014
Is this a couple thing? It sounds like a couple thing.
No.756016
>>756014
Oi! I'm feminine!
>>756015
Don't poke holes in my already flimsy arguments, Ragna. I'm teaching her how to... take advantage of herself.
No.756017
>>756015
>tugging at her blouse's neckline
Would you like to see~?
>>756016
But no lady, as far as I'm concerned.
No.756018
>>756016
What do you mean by-
>...
>ooh
>OOOH
Riiiight. Didn't think she'd
>>756017
>uhm
Is it that the lingerie Ahri wore once? Because I don't really get the point when you barely wear any clothes most of the time?
No.756019
>>756017
Are you- Hey! Don't hit on my boyfriend!
>dive-tackles the cat
>>756018
>sitting on top of the cat
You'd be surprised at how bad she is at it.
No.756020
>>756018
No, it's mine. She wishes she could fit into mine~
>[nyahahas externally]
I argued the same point but apparently there's some charm to wearing clothes.
>shrugs
>>756019
Maybe this technique could be more effective than I thought~
>slips into a rift
>pops out on a couch
No.756021
>>756019
It doesn't surprise me that much... Just that she's interested in it.
>>756020
>Did she just...
>Oh snap!
I guess that's true... Did he see it already?
back in about 30 minutes
No.756022
>>756020
Hey. I'm watching you. I'm gonna give Gokotai so much sugar.
>[breast envies internally]
>>756021
Only with one man in this whole world~ Isn't that romantic?
>notices his gaze
>scowls
Stop looking.
No.756023
>>756021
I tracked down that idiot myself~ It was a resounding success~
>>756022
Fine, fine. A truce it is, spoilsport.
No.756024
>>756022
Heh, I guess.
>UH
>
Looking at what?
>>756023
How was it?
No.756025
>>756023
You can't called me a spoilsport after what you did.
>>756024
Don't think I don't know!
No.756026
>>756024
Do you really want to know.
>looking amused and disgusted
>notes the aggressive fox
Mischief managed~
>voips away
No.756027
>>756026
Only because I assume it was funny.
>Hmm?
Mischief? What could she mean by-
>>756025
>Oh
Well, I don't. There is... so much around here I could be looking at.
>thinkthinkthinkthinkthink...!
Unless you mean yourself, because I can't look enough times.
No.756029
>>756028
>She didn't fall for it...
>That was the best I had.
>Master Jubei, help.
No, I'm not. Lying about what exactly? About you being good looking? 'Cause I assure you, it's true.
No.756030
>>756029
>;___;
Just because my fruits aren't ripe enough...
>
No.756031
>>756030
Fruits? What are you even-
>Waaaait
Hell you're talking about? Your breasts are huge.
>Was this the right thing to say?
No.756033
>>756032
What? Too direct?
No.756034
>>756033
Way too direct...
No.756035
>>756034
Sorry... Anything I can do for you?
No.756036
>>756035
Let me die of embarrassment in peace
No.756037
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>>756036
Sadly, it wouldn't take long for me to start missing you.
>scratching behind her ears
No.756038
>>756037
Don't worry. If I ever disappear I'll be sure to curse you good first. Give you some extra memory refreshers.
No.756039
>the borb watches in silence
No.756040
>>756038
>curse
>curse
G-geez, no need to go that far!
>cough cough
What if I brush your tails?
>>756039
>Uuuuuuuh
No.756041
>>756040
You should have thought of that before luring me in.
You can brush my tails after work. It's gonna be a doozy!
>voips away
No.756042
>>756040
>hey
>i see you watching me watching you
No.756043
>>756041
>siiiigh
This never happened with Lambda...
>>756042
>What a coincidence
>i see you watching me watching you watching me watching you
No.756044
>>756043
>well i see you watching me watching you watching me watching--
>ENOUGH
That probably could've gone better.
No.756045
>>756044
Sorry! Something came up
You have no idea...
>sigh
I need to work on my tact.
No.756046
>>756045
S'cool.
Well at least you are not the worst I've seen here.
Maybe you just need practice.
No.756047
>>756046
Practice on my tact?
>...
Yeah, probably. Being subtle was never my strong point.
No.756048
>>756047
Yes well maybe that's something you could learn. It would not be hard to learn subtlety.
No.756049
>>756048
I guess not. Being too direct has already put me in trouble before, so I maybe it's for the best.
>...
Have we met before?
No.756050
>>756049
Then learn subtlety, it may benefit you someday.
And no, no we haven't.
No.756051
>>756050
Oh okay. Name's Ragna. And you are?
No.756052
>>756051
Call me Meta Knight.
No.756053
>>756052
You're a Knight? But you're so...
>Be subtle Ragna, be subtle.
Small.
>God dammit
No.756054
>>756053
>
Do not judge a knight by his size.
You could be in for a rude awakening.
No.756055
>>756054
>Did this tiny ball just threaten to kill me in my sleep?
Whoa, whoa! It's cool! I know a lot of people I know are small. My master doesn't even reach my waist, and he's the strongest guy I know!
No.756056
>>756055
Ahhh well I just thought you were assuming I was weak due to my size.
Which isn't true.
No.756057
>>756056
I wasn't implying that.
>Entirely
You do look "knight-y"
No.756058
>>756057
Something makes me doubt that.
But yes, I am indeed 'knight-y'
No.756059
>>756058
Right, right...
>cracks his neck
Welp. I gotta find a way to make up with that fox. So I guess I'll catch you later.
>out he goes
No.756060
>>756059
Good luck with that, seems like you'll need it.
No.756061
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>Something about this just feels right.
No.756062
File: 1457643711280.png (952.77 KB, 1140x1600, 57:80, tumblr_ne3zkfLz5p1rz6uvwo1….png)
>good morning ladies and gents
>~~~
No.756063
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>sniiiiiiiiiff
Ahhh it smells like a new day in here!
>sniff sniff
I never realized how bad new days really smelled.
No.756064
>>756062
>why is that one soaked in cranberry juice
No.756065
>>756063
Better than the smell of a new car~
>>756064
>you mean strawberry topping
Hmm...that's a new face.
No.756066
>>756065
>pretty sure I mean raspberry jam
...
>[silent watching intensifies]
No.756067
>>756065
I like new car smell!
...admittedly that's because I just got one, but still.
No.756068
>>756067
>the saccharine smile drops
How.
>>756066
>her eyes both glimmer pink, and she grins
>silently watch away, I can't blame you
No.756069
>>756068
>!
>it knows I'm telepathic
No.756070
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>>756068
I'd been saving up for one! Not to mention I've been working hard at the Bugle, so Jameson was kind enough to give ol' Eddie a bit extra for that car he wanted.
You all doubted me, but hard work got me a new car! A car that none of you can drive.
>
No.756071
>>756070
>sliiiidewhistle
I heard a challenge.
>what have you done Eddie
No.756072
>>756069
>tbh I was just being cocky inside my head...but gosh
>don't go rooting through my memories now~
>>756070
...the Bugle rehired you?
>oh Eddie, you poor fool
>RIP new car
What make is it?
No.756073
>>756072
>well now that you mention it-ohgodwhatisthissmalldemongirl
>aaaaaaaaaaaaa
No.756074
>>756071
Don't think I didn't plan for you either, Juri.
If you crash that car it'll only make me richer. I've got me a fiiiiiiiiiiiine insurance plan too.
>>756072
They rehired me for awhile now, where've you been?
Anyway, it...uhhh it doesn't matter what make it is. It's just a really nice car. Got a nice deal on it too.
No.756075
>>756074
>gleam~
You mean I get to crash it and make cash off it?
Man you really don't get why I crash cars, huh. That just gives me more incentive!
No.756076
>>756073
>all those bodies
>all that ice cream
>silently laughs, and makes a heart with her hands
>>756074
Home. There were bomb strikes. I needed to laugh at them.
>...
>narrows her eyes
Eddie, did you buy the Shockermobile
No.756077
>>756076
>[screams internally]
>[screams telepathically]
>tfw weird empathic powers
>ambient crazy dialing the waifumon's crazy to 10
No.756078
>>756075
I'll be making money off of it, actually.
But suuure crash it.
>>756076
Riiiiight.
And no, but I bought something that's even cooler. Had to travel to Texas to get it!
No.756079
>>756078
Semantics.
>already driving backwards
>feet breaking through the bottom to fucking Flintstones it
Hahaha YEAH!
No.756080
>>756078
...you have my attention. Show me.
>>756077
>her smile falters
...calm down, I didn't mean to infect you with my thoughts...
>my brain stem is at risk here
>psybae pls
No.756081
>>756079
WHAT?!
WHERE'D YOU FIND IT?!
THAT'S...THAT'S MY DELOREAN!
NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
>hulking out
>>756080
THAT CRAZY WOMAN HAS IT!
...at least I did get insurance this time.
No.756082
don't get involved Cetus....
No.756083
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>>756080
>AAAAAAAA
>is the dome caving in
>sources say yes
>yfw gardevoirs can make black holes
>oh Juri's gone
>crazy levels: 6/10
>the dome's not caving in anymore
No.756084
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>>756081
NEVER UNDERESTIMATE ME, EDDIE! GYAHAHAHAHA!
>uh oh
>SHE'S HITTING 88 MPH
>>756082
HEY RED CHECK IT OUT
No.756085
>>756084
is that a delorean?
No.756086
>>756081
...a Delorean.
>snorts
Quick Eddie, we've gotta go back to the future and save your car
>>756082
>please don't
>>756083
...that's some real power you're packing.
>
>are you well
>do you have a name
No.756087
>>756082
SON GET YOUR DAMN WIFE OUTTA MY NEW DELOREAN!
>>756084
WHAT?!
HOW ARE YOU GETTING IT THAT FAST?!
THEY DON'T EVEN GO TO 88 THAT QUICKLY...IT'S HONESTLY SOMEWHAT DISAPPOINTING...
>>756086
>
There is no saving it now.
No.756088
>>756085
THE DOORS GO UP, RED! THAT'S FUCKING SICK!
ALSO IF I GO THROUGH TIME OR SOME SHIT I'LL BRING SOUVENIRS BACK
>>756087
YABBA DABBA FUCKING DOO, I RUN LIKE THE WIND BROCK!
>she's Flintstoning it
No.756089
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>>756087
get ya delorean out of my damn wife!
>>756088
say hi to 90s me will ya
>>756086
so who's Adam and why does he keep calling and yelling KNEES?
No.756090
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>>756086
>
>no
>the psybae is not well
>I have no name
>My head hurts
No.756091
>>756088
YEAH!
YOU BETTER RUN 'CAUSE I'M SO MAD I JUST MIGHT...WELL...
>sees a box on the ground
DESTROY THIS BOX!
>grabs the unfortunate box
>shakes it around
>throws it against the wall
>finally kicks it
...that's one sturdy box.
WELL I MADE MY POINT ANYWAY!
>>756089
I ASKED YOU FIRST!
No.756092
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>>756089
CAAA DO!
Oi, I'm gonna kick that screaming chick in the cunt too!
>>756091
BAHAHAHA-
>oh no
>SHE'S TIME TRAVELIN
No.756093
>>756089
Don't we have him and Kevin Nash blocked...?
>huffs
If Emerald calls, call her a cuckold and hang up.
>>756087
>
Did you really think she wouldn't pull this on you?
Get a Subaru next time, it'll be safer~
>>756090
>c u t e ~
>you shouldn't strain your noggin so much
>kicks open a nearby cooler
>from the infathomable depths of ice cream bars, she manages to snag an icepack
>here
No.756094
>>756091
yeah well-
>>756092
huh too late....
>picks up a photo of Zelda from the box
haven't we seen this chick before?
>>756093
I ask if she's upset and she hangs up on her own
No.756095
>>756091
>crawls out of the box Eddie tossed around
>hurling violently
No.756096
>>756093
>floating the icepack over
>on the head it goes
>I can't control it
No.756097
>>756092
...good.
Good.
>>756093
Subarus aren't cool, though.
That's like the last thing I think of when I think of cool.
>>756094
>squints at the photo
Man that's a bit creepy.
Who keeps pictures of people in boxes?
>>756095
Oh hi Robo-Elf!
This your box?
I'm sorry if it was your box.
No.756098
>>756097
I keep pictures on my wall.....sure they are people I've killed or are going to kill but still I do it! and let's say hello to new victim!
No.756099
>>756097
>gets up
>enters blade mode
>slices him in half
That was cathartic.
No.756100
>>756098
You're not helping the box's case, boy.
And I don't really want to. I'm hung up over that poor DeLorean.
Didn't even have it for a day. I don't even know if my insurance plan covers time travel.
>>756099
URK
>upper half falls over
>legs start running around like a headless chicken
Oh now that's just great. Why'd you go and do that?
No.756101
Accursed kinstone pieces. Even with the other half they don't merge.
Gah.
No.756102
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>>756100
who said ya was going to help me kill he-HAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!
No.756103
>>756100
I'm not an elf, I'm not an elf robot, I'm not an elfborg, I'm a normal cyborg...
Don't call me an elf ever again. And don't you ever touch my box again.
No.756105
File: 1457650045820.jpg (412.01 KB, 808x668, 202:167, It's just like one of my j….jpg)
>>756102
This isn't funny, son.
This is a tragedy. Those were good legs.
Legs that were lopped off in their prime.
>they start running out the door
They'll deteriorate in a couple minutes.
>>756103
Well why didn't you say so, maaaaan?
No need to chop off a guy's legs because of a bit of mistaken identity, riiiiiight?
No.756106
>>756105
where do ya think they go?
No.756107
>>756104
I am perfectly chill right now.
...hey where'd you get that picture?
>>756105
Maybe I went a bit berserk but you're the worst.
The worst.
No.756108
>>756107
from ya crappy box, finders keepers by the way
No.756109
>>756106
I have no idea.
May they go in peace, however.
...it's gonna take awhile for me to regenerate legs, so looks like I better get a wheelchair.
>>756107
You don't mean that.
Sure I shook your box around, sure I kicked it too but I didn't know you were in the box.
Hell, who even hides in boxes am I right?
No.756110
>>756108
That's not how it works.
>takes the photo
>>756109
I hide in boxes!
No.756111
>>756110
>takes it back
it does now brace face!
>>756109
ha! ya get to be Stumpy 2.0
No.756112
>>756108
He took your stolen photo! Kick his ass Carnage!
No.756113
>>756110
Well...don't do that?
Best advice I can give you.
>>756111
I don't want to be Stumpy 2.0!
They're already makin' me him enough as it is in the comics!
No.756114
>>756113
HA! Anti-Agent-Venom for you!
>>756112
some one tune up a banjo, this is going to get ugly
No.756115
>>756111
>snatches it again
Who the hell're you callin' braceface, slimeball?
>>756113
But I like boxes!
No.756116
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>>756114
Nyyyrrrrrghhh, better than bein' Agent Toxin I guess..
>>756115
>shrug
Too bad I guess.
No.756117
>>756114
I got the catboy on it. He's just offscreen because I'm punishing him with semi-existence for being a boring piece of shit lately.
No.756118
>>756115
>snatches it back again
who are ya calling slimeball metal mouth!?
>>756116
ya didn't red letter the
NNNYYYRRRGH!
No.756119
>>756116
Good thing that box was built sturdy or else you might've crushed it.
>>756118
>grabs it
That depends on who you're calling metal mouth, spaghetti face!
No.756120
>>756118
Oh right, what I meant was NYRRRRRRRRRRRRGHGHGHGHGHHHHHH
...I don't think I did it right that time either.
>>756119
It's just a box calm down.
No.756121
>>756119
>grabs it back
I'm calling you Metal Mouth, well now I'm calling ya steel chin!
>>756117
that's his fate and he'll just have to live with it
No.756122
>>756120
That box was given to me by Solid Snake...
He wanted me to use it with only the best intents.
So I don't want it to get crushed.
>>756121
>steals it
Just what makes you think I'm steel chin, meltymouth?
No.756123
>>756122
>steals it back
well Chrome Dimples ya sure as shit have one!
>>756120
one more time, you fail I hit you
No.756124
File: 1457651471576.jpg (1.06 MB, 1269x590, 1269:590, It doesn't have to be this….jpg)
>>756122
A sentimental box...how can boxes be sentimental?
>>756123
Okay so what I meant was NYYYYYYYYYYRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHH
Wait what? What I meant was NYRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHH
...it's not working.
No.756126
File: 1457651695180.jpg (161.77 KB, 458x650, 229:325, Raiden can't be this kawai….jpg)
>>756123
>yanks it over
Chrome dimples?
Least I don't look like a melted candle, splatterface.
>>756124
It just is.
So don't touch it!
No.756127
>>756125
Don't hit me, I'm a cripple!
>>756126
Jeez okay, okay.
Kind of girly box too. It's pink and has like a heart on it.
No.756128
>>756126
>yanks it back
still better looking then ya metallic under bite, half face!
>>756127
I like hitting cripples!
No.756129
>>756127
Like I said Snake gave it to me with a clear purpose...
>>756128
>gets it back
I'd rather have this metallic underbite than a maw like that, needleteeth!
No.756130
No.756131
>>756128
Ohhhh yeeeaaah.
Your arch-foe is a cripple.
>>756129
A clear purpose?
Don't tell me, I don't want to know.
No.756132
>>756131
and Spider-Man! I do double duty!
>>756129
>obtains it again
I'd rather have my face then ya half ugly half pretty boy one, shiny chin!
>Jack
>are you getting it now that the Red one is the worst one?
No.756133
>>756131
I wasn't gonna tell you anyway!
>>756132
>takes it back
Hah, that was a half complement.
I'd never give one like that to someone like you, noodlelimbs!
>the entire family is the worst
>the worst
No.756134
>>756132
>>756133
>watching them fight
This gonna end soon, or...
No.756135
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No.756136
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>>756135
>walking behind steam gramps
So we're going to collect samples of this self-replicating nanoalloy to improve on your base designs and split, right.
No.756137
>>756133
>possesses the photo back to him
THAT'S IT! YA WANNA PLAY? NOW NEITHER OF US ARE GOING TO HAVE IT!
>he's going to rip it!
>oh no!
>OH NO!
>oh wait a net just pinned him to a wall
>that then got crushed by that steam guy
No.756138
>>756136
There's no need to beat a hasty retreat, Master. It's fascinating to observe the nonsense and nightly shenanigans.
No.756139
>>756134
Not until I keep that picture!
>>756135
Jesus!
>>756137
Aheheheheheheh.
>returns the photo to its rightful owner, himself
Nice netting.
No.756140
>>756137
Yowch. Talk about E-Rank luck.
>>756138
I'll just sit firmly on your shoulder while you do that.
No.756142
>>756139
Pardon me. Doors and I don't quite agree with each other yet.
>>756140
There appears to be a red gooey mass stuck to that debris.
No.756143
>>756139
MY SON! I'd help but I didn't see him help me get my car back so...uhhhh I guess he just got grounded.
My work here is done.
>walks away using his arms as legs
No.756144
>>756141
Thanks for that, he was getting annoying.
>>756142
I can see that.
Not complaining, though.
>>756143
I think that pun physically hurt me.
No.756145
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hate you....hate you all......
>crawls away to tank this
No.756147
>>756144
At least no one appears to be harmed.
>>756146
Of course. Pressurized steam would've kept the gunk off of me.
No.756148
>>756145
>tucks the photo away
Serves him right.
>>756147
Nobody you should worry about, anyway.
No.756149
>>756144
At least no one appears to be harmed.
>>756146
Of course. Pressurized steam would've kept the gunk off of me.
No.756150
>>756147
I guess you're right. Not too sure how clingy symbiotes are to heat. I know they're weak to fire.
No.756151
>>756148
You seem worked up.
>>756150
More aliens?
No.756152
>>756151
Yeeeeaaah maybe just a little bit.
No.756153
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>>756144
>the real trick was timing my shot with the way I heard Charles coming
>also this is why I warned you about him
No.756155
>>756153
I should've heeded your advice.
Both of 'em are the worst.
How is a family that consistently awful?
No.756156
>>756152
Why?
>>756154
Truly you live in an age of wonders, Master. I'm actually pleased to have been summoned.
>doctypes PLS
No.756157
>>756156
>guhuh
I heard you and Saber don't quite get along.
No.756159
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>drinking a coke
Man, I don't really like it, but anything is better than Pepsi
No.756160
>>756156
That red guy you squashed was a pain in the ass, glad you came in when and where you did.
>>756158
They lack a whole lot of things besides just that.
No.756161
>>756157
I never really understood nor cared much for knights. Or kings. Having them rolled into one person who fancies himself some shining magical beacon of importance merely for existing and killing people does not win my respect.
>>756160
Ah... I quashed an argument with my appearance. And they say my Luck is among the worst.
No.756162
>>756161
Fair enough. Looking back Arthur didn't really do much world changing either. Saxons won in the end.
>shrug
He's saved me from death tons of times so I give him credit where it's due.
No.756163
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>>756159
>sipping Pepsi
I'm right here, man.
Come on.
No.756164
>>756163
You have options here. Back in the future I don't.
No.756166
>>756161
You sure did.
Thanks for that.
No.756167
>>756165
That goes without saying.
No.756168
>>756162
We're simply not compatible. That's all.
>>756166
What was the argument about?
No.756169
>>756164
Maybe you should take some with you.
...would that mess up the timestream? What sodas do they even have in the future?
No.756170
>>756168
I doubt he thinks so highly of himself. The guy never shuts up with the self-depreciation.
No.756171
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>>756167
>your box has been damaged
No.756172
>>756168
We were fighting over a...photo.
>>756171
I noticed, but I've still got to use it!
No.756173
>>756170
Maybe it's his childishness. I was a family man as well as an inventor, mathematician and scientist. Having a grown man act as if he were a young lad is disappointing.
Eternal youth and constant death and hardship must've ruined him.
>>756172
A photograph? Of who?
No.756174
>>756169
Pepsi.
Also I think I'm just going to stay here
No.756175
>>756173
>guh
You got me there. But he'd be dull and boring if he were just angry and depressed all the time because of his life not being ideal.
Like when he turns into a little crying girl. Holy hell is that annoying.
I prefer the cheeky self-depreciating idiot.
No.756176
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>>756172
>I will hunt you down a new box
No.756177
>>756173
Sooooomeone.
>>756176
No Predator, this box is special.
A couple days ago Snake gave it to me...and he wanted me to use it.
EVEN IF DAMAGED, I'LL USE IT!
No.756178
>>756175
I understand and will tolerate him as long as I can.
>>756177
Someone important.
No.756179
>>756174
Just Pepsi, huh? Always knew that'd happen...and Coke would probably make another mistake as big as New Coke. That it, though? No side brands or anything?
Wait why're you staying here?
No.756180
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>>756177
>then we will fix it
>with this advanced technology
>"duck tape"
No.756181
>>756178
Yeah that's it, someone important.
>>756180
Fine but we do it from the inside. The outside of the box must not be compromised.
No.756182
>>756178
I don't want any conflict. If he gets annoying just call me and I'll settle it.
No.756183
>>756181
I see... like family?
>>756182
Fair enough, Master.
No.756184
>>756181
>then it's agreed
>we will fix the box from the inside
>......it looks cozy
No.756185
>>756183
Not exactly.
Maybe someday, though...maybe someday.
>>756184
That it does. This box was designed for maximum comfort and is also designed to have enough room for two.
No.756186
>>756179
Future's gone to shit. Gotta find out why. So I got a job. Figured I'll crash at your place.
Hey is your buddy Harry gonna be mad if I fingered his Ex?
No.756188
>>756185
Ah! I see now.
>spark
How fortunate for you.
No.756189
>>756186
Sure crash at my place, we just don't have enough people there.
And that depends, which ex?
No.756190
>>756188
>
Yeeeaaah it's a little complicated.
>>756187
I know what you're thinking.
That's why Snake gave it to me.
No.756191
>>756190
>Jack I'm flattered but I think I am two big for the both of us to fit
No.756192
>>756189
The blonde one running Alchemax. Liz...Aman? Adan? Something like that
No.756193
>>756192
I don't think he'd mind at all, feel free.
I don't trust her, though.
No.756194
>>756190
Complicated you say. Do tell.
No.756195
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>>756193
No? She said you and her were buddies back in the day.
No.756196
>>756191
...that's not what I meant at all.
>>756194
Well it's a picture of someone I'm dating.
Even talking about it seems pretty weird, though.
No.756197
>>756195
Yeah but I think her and the older Osborn are in cahoots now.
No.756198
>>756196
But if you see this woman often enough, why carry a picture? It seems redundant.
No.756199
>>756196
>then what are you talking about?
No.756200
>>756198
Often enough is a relative term but you're right.
Guess it's just what people do when they carry pictures of their family in wallets and such.
>>756199
Well now I'm embarrassed to talk about it.
No.756201
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>>756197
You think hes taking Harry's sloppy seconds again?
No.756202
>>756200
Perhaps. We didn't have portable photographs in my day. Only large portraits.
No.756204
>>756201
Knowing him it's very possible.
No.756205
>>756204
Gross.
I can see why everyone hates the Osborn's. Norman's a dickbag and Harry's a puss.
No.756206
>>756202
Well yeah, I'd assume large portraits couldn't be carried around.
>>756203
>nod
You got it.
No.756207
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>>756206
>[HISSSSSS]
Quite. I had it framed in my workplace.
No.756208
>>756205
I like Harry but you're right, he needs to step up for himself a little bit.
No.756209
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>>756206
>I'm sure she will enjoy it
No.756210
>>756207
And since everywhere I go is basically my workplace that's...pretty much why I have it.
>visor gets all fogged up
>>756209
I doubt that Snake would lead me wrong, it'll work.
No.756211
>>756210
Understandable.
>
Oh. Your visor isn't chemically treated to prevent fogging?
No.756212
>>756208
You're his only friend. Aren't you?
No.756213
>>756210
>just as long as you stay clear of the goop men
No.756214
>>756212
Well I mean...uhhh...but...yeah I'm his only friend.
No.756215
>>756211
Pretty much.
And no I didn't, I should probably get that fixed up.
>>756213
I have every intention to do so.
No.756216
>>756215
That's surprising, I'd have thought that commonplace for glasses and visors nowadays.
No.756217
>>756215
excuse me mah boi
No.756218
>>756216
It's not much of an issue since it's not over my face right now.
>>756217
Who are you?
No.756219
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>>756214
Can you write off being his friend on your taxes?
No.756220
>>756218
I'm the King of Hyrule!
No.756221
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>>756219
Don't think so.
Speaking of which, I should probably do my taxes.
No.756222
>>756221
I don't pay taxes
No.756223
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>>756218
It could have been.
No.756224
>>756220
>dismissive look
You're what now?
>>756223
But it's not.
Woulda shoulda coulda.
But it's not.
No.756225
>>756222
Well of course not, you're freeloading off of me.
And you're from the future.
No.756226
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>>756224
mah boi! I'm the King of Hyrule and I'm looking for my daughter Zelda
No.756227
>>756225
I told you I have a job. I'm not Kaine.
No.756228
>>756226
>squint
Father?
You know what, with all the weird shit I've been through sure.
I'll roll with it.
No.756229
>>756227
Then where's your cut of the month, mister?
No.756230
>>756229
Tied up in finance right now
No.756231
>>756224
There's no need to be rude.
No.756232
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>>756230
If you say so.
I'll expect it next month, though.
No.756233
>>756231
Rude?
Sorry, I guess I've just been a little worked up is all.
No.756236
>>756234
The confusing mess that is my life right now.
>>756235
Me neither, I'm just worked up over nothing really.
No.756237
>>756236
mag boi, this confusing mess is what all true warriors strive for
No.756238
>>756237
Riiiiiight, well...
>cough cough
I never asked for it.
No.756239
>>756238
enough! have you seen my daughter or not?
No.756240
>>756236
Quite.
>king
>mildly disinterested
You're certainly surrounded in peculiarities.
No.756241
>>756239
Nooooooooooo.
>I'm technically not lying.
>>756240
I noticed, I'm still not entirely used to it.
No.756242
>>756241
she come here to "hang out" with some sort of none hero of time!
No.756243
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>>756241
It seems my Master has wandered off.
No.756244
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>>756242
Well I wouldn't know about that, sir.
>>756243
Wonder where to.
No.756245
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>>756244
as her father I don't want her hanging with the wrong crowd!
No.756247
>>756244
Maybe her laptop ran out of battery.
No.756248
>>756245
What classifies as the wrong crowd?
>>756247
That might explain it. Most of the sockets here are taken.
No.756250
>>756249
IT IS WRITTEN, THAT ONLY LINK CAN DEFEAT THE KING
No.756251
>>756248
I could've just recharged it with the power of steam.
No.756252
>>756232
No promises. I might need those funds. For bitches.
No.756253
>>756250
then I wonder what's for DINNER
>>756248
well.....someone like you
No.756254
>>756252
If you keep those funds for those things I won't kick you out.
I'll just make you sleep in the basement...with Kaine.
No.756255
>>756253
IT IS WRITTEN, THAT IT IS SHIT
No.756256
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>>756254
I'm a Spider-Man. Bitches Love Spider-Mans.
No.756257
>>756251
You can do that?
>>756253
WHAT?!
Err I mean, that's an interesting choice, sir. Why not someone like me?
No.756258
>>756257
You can't tell but I'm looking incredulous in here.
So I'll turn my lens up to "high beams".
>byooooo
Of course I can do something that simple.
No.756259
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>idling in the transport
I've been here wasting gas for two weeks and no sign of Dooku.
You can't tell me we actually did something, right.
No.756260
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>>756255
SHIT
>>756257
I mean look at you
you look like something that would kidnap my daughter for the tri force of wisdom
No.756261
>>756258
Interesting.
>>756260
...come on, that's a bit mean don't you think?
No.756262
>>756259
>sitting in the back with his electrobinoculars
Perhaps he wisened up and decided that dying on a backwater like this is not the way to go.
No.756263
>>756261
What the hell are you doing.
No.756264
>>756261
well then sir, tell me what you do?
No.756265
>>756262
About that. Can you even call this a backwater anymore?
Vader, Dooku, I'm just waiting for Palpatine or Skywalker to show up at this point.
Maybe we can claim this spot and make them do something dumb if they want to come here to do...whatever it is they do.
No.756266
>1,235
>1,236
>1,237
>1,238
>1,239
>1,240!.....is Jack in trouble?
No.756267
>>756263
I'm trying to convince a king that I'm not evil and crazy!
>sigh
...that sounds stupid, but trust me Snake...it's stupider than it sounds.
>>756264
I protect the weak!
>>756266
>my sanity is
No.756268
>>756266
>I think he's waffling.
>You have 760 more to go
No.756269
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>>756267
This whole process sounds stupider than I can already imagine. Didn't I tie you two kids together already.
No.756270
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>>756265
It doesn't have a planet-spanning city and 99% of the population is incapable of spaceflight. It's pretty unimportant in the grand scheme of things. To our galaxy, at least.
Claim this spot? We've already got a garrison and a few outposts.
No.756271
>>756267
>did you want me to step in to protect your honor?
>>756268
>no time, have to lift this log
No.756272
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There's a distinct lack of crazy in the air. Let's fix that.
No.756274
>>756270
Yeah but like, with signs and stuff. And maybe a website. We could put a password on it that's like "clonesrule" or something.
Really though, what's the significance. There's enough of those superpowered types around, is it them?
No.756275
>>756271
>Protect his honor?
>fireball go
No.756276
>>756269
Do you ever think it's that easy, Snake?
I once thought it was. Then I realized it isn't.
It's never that easy.
>>756271
>no
>I'm fine
>I can handle my own honor
>>756273
From anything they might need protection from.
No.756277
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No.756278
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>>756277
>points up
Give it a sec.
No.756279
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>>756272
>sniff
There's a little crazy in there. But its over powered by the stench of shame and swamp gas
No.756280
>>756276
You're doing the thing where you just repeat the main point of what I said with a few different words again. Pisses me off just a little.
Does he know you almost died trying to stop Outer Haven? With no arms?
No.756281
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>>756275
>I will now do sit ups in the fire
>it's the only way
>>756276
>okay Jack
>I'll be working out in the fire
No.756282
>>756278
>?
Yes, yes. You're very proud of that pizza stain you got on the ceiling.
You can't tell me that's all.
No.756283
>>756278
I don't like this
No.756284
>>756274
We tried the signs once, no one really cared for them. And like hell I'm going to try managing this place directly again.
There's more spirits than superheroes nowadays. Maybe the hall was built on an ancient Jedi burial ground?
No.756285
No.756287
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>>756279
Then it's time to crank this party up a few notches.
>>756282
>planets aligning
Ooooone sec.
>>756283
I know. That's why it's fun.
No.756288
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>>756284
All I see is some kind of weird cat.
And if it's a burial ground, where's the steam vents and giant bones and talking lion cubs?
No.756289
>>756280
No.
I don't think so anyway.
>>756281
>I'll call if I need you
>>756286
No, not from myself!
Most of the time.
From things like Metal Gears and war!
No.756290
>>756287
>arms folded
You're not using Yamato as a pool cue.
No.756291
>>756287
I hate this almost as much as Sun Doge
No.756292
>>756287
It Thursday night. Not a night known for partying
No.756293
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>>756289
Getting pretty far up the embarrassment scale, kid.
Come on.
No.756294
>>756289
....is that demon doing reps in a fire?
the more I see of this place the more I want my Zelda to stay clear!
No.756295
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>>756290
Then I'll use Ebony.
>>756291
Woah there, don't say something you might regret!
>>756292
That's nice. Still gonna do it.
No.756296
>>756295
I regret knowing her
No.756297
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>>756295
And then what.
Frankly this seems tame in comparison to your other "crazy" acts.
No.756298
>>756295
Fine, but if you have to blast party music, at least blast Andrew W.K.
No.756299
>>756288
I'm pretty sure that one is just a statue. Have you ever seen it change posture?
The steam is bubbling swamp gas, the giant bones sank years ago, and there's like fifteen different talking cat people. Case closed.
>
Those fancy missiles for the gunship I'm having made will be ready soon. Probably won't get to use them, but still.
No.756300
>>756293
I know, this entire thing is a mess!
>>756294
Who are you to stop her?
No.756301
>>756296
Harsh toke.
>>756297
Not my fault it's 90% squares.
>>756298
Tellin' me how to throw down, spandex guy? Ain't my first rodeo.
No.756302
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No.756303
>>756299
I don't agree, and also want a cat statue for the dashboard now.
>uh
You mean the ones that only blow up metal?
Isn't it kind of counter-intuitive for a carbon-based species to make something that-you know what I'll just save myself the headache.
No.756304
>>756301
No, you're just unmotivated.
Unmotivated even to goof off, there must be something wrong with you.
No.756305
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>>756301
Just because you keep doing it doesn't mean you've become any good at it.
No.756306
>>756301
She's not here
Bet she is at home doing nothing
Makes me do all the work
No.756308
>>756302
Yes, and?
You can't hold a restriction on a person like that all the time.
>>756307
Violence is not the answer here, I'm trying to prove I'm not crazy.
No.756309
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>>756304
Remember when I said "give it a second"?
>stops pointing up
Now is party time.
>points Ebony at the jukebox
>BLAM
>>756305
That's adorable. Less whining and talking down like you're some bigshot and more party, Spandex.
>>756306
Night time's the sun's time to come down and boogie!
No.756310
>>756308
I can and I will as both her king and father!
No.756311
>>756308
That's why you're not doing it.
No.756312
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>>756309
Doesn't really sound like anyone else is really partying right now.
No.756313
>>756309
That is why I am here
I don't want to be here
No.756314
>>756309
>???
I fail to understand how the jukebox has anything to do with the planets.
>pokes his tongue out
And I taste salt.
No.756315
>>756303
We were created to fight hordes of enemies made entire out of metal, it makes perfect sense to use weaponry that only affects them. This isn't the first time we tried bombs like this.
Just steer away from the clouds if we ever use them and it'll be fine.
>several troopers load onto the gunship
>slides the door closed
Let's skedaddle, shift end is soon and I've got a helmets anonymous meeting tomorrow.
No.756316
No.756317
>>756310
But that's an awful thing to do.
Come on, why would you do that?
>>756311
This isn't a battlefield, Snake.
Where I can simply solve problems like this with a slice.
Though I wish it were, it'd make everything easier on me.
No.756318
No.756319
>>756315
To be fair, I haven't seen any droids since Dooku showed up, and that Predator thing stole the remains of all the droidekas.
You're gonna have to tell me what goes on in those meetings eventually.
>WUM WUM WUUMMM
No.756320
>>756312
Free shrugs, blindman.
>>756313
There're like six other sun gods I know too.
>>756314
You can't have a party without music, Verg. That's like having a pizza without cheese! It's sacrilege!
The planets aligning were just for some sick lighting.
Was this red guy at the fighting thing or is he just Spider-Man's salty clone?
No.756321
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>>756317
So do it anyway.
Cut him with words
No.756322
>>756317
This place is full of dangerous people....and a vary upset cat
No.756323
>>756320
No, I'm pretty sure he's a one of a kind named Dante. Clueless too.
What are you going to do when you want to party with someone with a cheese allergy.
No.756324
>>756320
Why didn't you bring them?
No.756325
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>>756320
>shrugs
>>756323
Not clueless. Just too tired to do the lighthearted thing.
No.756326
>>756321
I'm getting to that part.
>>756322
If she's made it this far, she'll be fine. Sure it might seem dangerous but it's clear she doesn't care. What do you think your own daughter is stupid or something? If her life was in mortal danger she probably would be here, but it isn't.
And if you're gonna restrict her like you do, then how is she going to really experience life and all of that mumbo jumbo. Being cooked up in a castle must suck, I'm sure. Which is probably why she probably dresses up as a ninja. Just so you can get off of her back. You can't always rely on your mentor, I'd know.
I once relied on old Snake over there but then I carved my own path. You need to let her do the same.
No.756327
>>756320
>ssssssip
He's not my salty clone.
He's my salty friend.
No.756328
>>756323
Feel bad for'em, duh.
>>756324
Surya's kinda being his son right now, Apollo's missing his head, Helios has some weird bald shouty guy trying to pull his head off and Ammy's probably with her daughter.
No.756329
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>>756325
I was actually referring to him.
Sorry about my idiot brother, his brain is mostly old pizza.
>>756328
Poetic.
No.756330
>>756327
Oh hey webhead.
>flings a slice his way
Salt's salt.
No.756331
>>756326
You stopped relying on me because I died.
No.756332
File: 1457665121280.png (534.23 KB, 1951x1512, 1951:1512, DANTE YOU STAY AWAY FROM M….png)
>>756330
>web yank
Thanks.
And yeah, don't mind him though. Once you get past that dark exterior there's a nice guy in there.
No.756333
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>>756329
I pity the fool who can't enjoy a good slice.
>>756332
Can't be worse than that edgy clone I had, might just give it a whirl. But damn is this guy a downer, who whines at a party?
No.756334
>>756328
Can I go home now?
No.756335
>>756333
I hope you're not talking about when I used your coat that one time.
>who whines at a party
>raises his hand
No.756336
>>756329
Like the orange ninja turtle.
>>756332
I'm not even being mean. Hell, I haven't even brooded once!
>>756333
Well you're whining right now.
No.756337
>>756331
Snake.
Snake.
Could you please just let me handle this.
No.756338
>>756326
hhhmmm you drive a good point mah boi....wait why are you so interested in her being here?
No.756339
>>756333
I know plenty of people who do.
Even I do on my bad days.
>>756336
Well you're coming awfully close, ya yo-yo.
Just relaaaaax.
No.756340
File: 1457665532985.jpg (143.81 KB, 500x686, 250:343, tumblr_m3eebk3hDS1qcz91go1….jpg)
>>756337
Your time is up.
>>756338
Leave the kid be or I'll stare at you really hard with my old man face.
No.756341
File: 1457665532998.jpg (120.26 KB, 500x426, 250:213, tumblr_npem4nzGDp1teivplo3….jpg)
>>756334
Who's stoppin' you?
>>756335
You put that hand down, Vante.
>>756336
Try again, dude. I'm havin' a good time with my too-serious bro and Webs over here.
>>756339
Gah, guess I'm the odd one out huh.
No.756342
>>756339
I am relaxed. I haven't even cited any of the legal issues that resides with the currently volume of his music based on the time.
>>756341
Except when you're complaining about me.
No.756343
>>756338
Well she's kind of a...well...
>scratching his head
>>756340
Snake I can do things on my own!
No.756344
>>756336
Turtles can be ninjas?
Intriguing.
>>756341
>curls his fingers in so he's pointing
>there's a carrier pigeon
No.756345
>>756341
good point
>Sun Cate vanish
No.756346
>>756343
well?
>>756340
what!? staring really hard with an old man face!? such outrage! I will do everything in my power to keep Zelda away from here!
No.756347
>>756343
I'm not Miller, your girl eyes won't work on me.
Use your man eyes like I taught you.
>>756346
Too late.
No.756348
File: 1457665930357.png (935.91 KB, 582x700, 291:350, Whack job psycho-sexual th….png)
>>756342
Well maybe you should kick your feet up for a bit, eh?
>>756341
Hey I'm not complaining right now, am I?
No.756349
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>>756342
Noise complaints from the swamp dome? Whodathunkit!
>>756344
You still use those? I figured you'd move onto like, small bats. Small demon bats.
>>756348
S'all good. So where ya been?
No.756350
>>756346
I'll have you know we're dating!
>>756347
>MAAAAAAAN EYES
>at least trying really hard to have MAAAAAAAN EEEEEEEYES
No.756351
File: 1457666078247.png (121.11 KB, 1020x783, 340:261, king_harkinain_mah_boi___g….png)
>>756347
>>756350
>these combined factors give the king a stroke
No.756352
>>756344
Anyone can be anything. They just have to put their mind to it.
>>756348
>puts feet up on table
...Eh.
>>756349
There are three other secret swamp bases and one old coot who refuses to move in this swamp.
And the old coot is surprisingly letigious
No.756353
>>756349
There was a bat flying around last night with Aviators on but I had no inclination to catch it.
It's too bad Scanty and Kneesocks are late, I'd want them to see this.
>what's on the note, D
>you knew it all along
>>756352
Now I'm feeling a little motivated
No.756354
>>756349
At home, having a family is a pain in the neck.
>>756352
Isn't that better?
No.756355
File: 1457666257036.jpg (165.62 KB, 900x1220, 45:61, tumblr_ndwqvygx8e1tf5pxao1….jpg)
>>756350
That's great, kid. Don't get penis-y.
>>756351
...Ok this never happened.
We're going to have to sink the car in the lake.
No.756356
>>756353
I know of a young boy who was blinded by an accident at a young age who despite great tragedy, became a very successful lawyer.
>>756354
I'm used to having my feet up like this only when being stitched up or while having sex.
No.756357
>>756351
Yeah, okay.
Okay yeah.
This is fine.
>>756355
Gotcha, then I'll move to Alaska where nobody'll ever find me.
Maybe get into dog sledding.
No.756358
>>756352
I'm also surprisingly not interested.
>>756353
>
You actually misspelled just for me?
>>756354
Oh yeah, your wife lady stopped nabbing my pizzas all of a sudden. Which is good.
No.756359
>>756357
>did you just kill a man?
No.756360
File: 1457666592799.jpg (193.46 KB, 580x797, 580:797, tumblr_mwfehqbgqo1ssmbizo1….jpg)
>>756358
That honestly isn't all that surprising.
No.756361
>>756356
...that's too much information, dude.
>>756358
Yeeaaah she sure does love her pizza.
And burgers.
No.756362
>>756356
That's the kind of story I mean, and the kind that makes Dante have to go to the bathroom.
I'm not sure what else to do for him.
>>756358
>
Don't let it go to your head.
No.756363
>>756357
Now you're just being obtuse.
How can you mush with no feet.
>>756359
No. We. Didn't.
No.756364
>>756359
I DIDN'T MEAN TO KILL HIM--
I mean of course.
This was purely coincidental.
>>756363
Okay maybe I just become a roaming desert warrior. With a nice motorcycle.
No.756365
>>756360
Sheesh, what a buzzkill.
>>756361
I saw that new trailer. Lookin' good.
>>756362
You did something. Just for me.
I knew you had a heart, Verg!
>cheesegrin levels: Four Cheese
No.756366
>>756363
>well your right
>he's still breathing
>>756364
>the old man still breathing
>did you want a mercy kill?
No.756367
>>756361
I'm too relaxed. This is what happens.
>>756362
Nothing you can do. Unless you can prove he's an immediate threat to those around him.
>>756365
How?
No.756368
>>756365
You think so?
Yeeaah I think so too.
Looking way good.
>>756367
Well now I see why you don't relax.
Don't do that now.
No.756369
>>756365
Oh puh-leaze.
I have no heart.
>MUAHAHAHAHA
>>756367
He's an immediate threat to my sanity, but he doesn't care about that either.
If you lined a room with pizzas he might sit still.
No.756370
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>>756364
...I changed my mind. I want to switch.
You have to because I'm older.
>>756366
We can't let that happen.
>chokes the king out
No.756371
>>756368
I think maybe my costume needs more armor plating. Then I wouldn't need to do so much stitching
>>756369
Pizza is pretty great
No.756372
>>756367
I left my comically long scroll of ipsum lorem dulcet text for this gag in one of my other jackets, so we'll leave it at "buzzkill".
>>756368
So do you got web shooters again or is it au naturale?
>>756369
Sure ya do! I got it in the fridge.
No.756373
>>756371
I prefer salads, myself.
>>756372
...
>looks down
>hole in his chest
Remind me how fine I have to dice you before you stop moving
No.756374
>>756366
Well seeing as how I'm about to become a roaming vagrant I don't think it matters.
We were planning on dumping it into the swamp.
>>756370
What?!
No, I called desert roamer so I get to keep it!
...wait I just had an idea. Snake have you ever watched Weekend at Bernie's?
No.756375
>>756372
Shhhh company secret, not allowed to talk.
>>756371
But the last time you tried the armored look you ended up looking edgy as possible.
No.756376
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>>756374
>you're not calming a trophy?
>>756370
>ah yes the mercy kill by hands
>I remember my first mercy kill
No.756377
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>>756374
Movies are more Boss's thing. I've been pretty into freeform jazz lately, though.
The kids look at me funny when I snap along in public but then I show them my face.
>>756376
Mercy kill?
Uh, yeah sure.
No.756378
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>>756373
Oh Verg, you already tried that.
>Yamato currently embedded in his chest
>>756375
So it's like my apparent invincibility?
No.756379
>>756376
If I'm being honest, I'd rather not remember this event at all.
>>756377
...so there goes that idea.
Alright so it's decided, I'm gonna be a desert roamer.
No.756380
File: 1457667766218.jpg (169.56 KB, 600x382, 300:191, tumblr_lzb4c7otFD1r7eq0no2….jpg)
>>756378
Then I just need to kick it up a notch.
>kicku
This salsa won't make itself.
No.756381
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>>756377
>the old human is dead
>you can stop choking him
>>756379
>why is that?
No.756382
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>>756378
Yep pretty much.
Gotta keep it hush hush for now.
No.756383
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>>756379
Fine, but if you're going to be a desert roamer, you can't be Raiden anymore.
And you should probably get a leather jacket for your weird girlfriend.
>>756381
But he might talk
No.756384
>>756380
Hey!
>one inch punch on Beowulf
Salsa, huh? Gonna need some green with this red then!
>>756382
Gotcha. Might wanna get outta the way before Verg and I get real crazy!
No.756385
>>756383
>his throat is crushed
>he won't be talking
No.756386
>>756381
This guy was apparently my girlfriend's old man!
That's like...horrible etiquette.
Killing her father. So now I just need to forget this ever happened and disappear.
>>756383
Then I won't have a name.
And Snake, I can't take her with me this is her dad! Her father, that's why I'm disappearing! I know it's running away from my problems but...that's exactly what it is, so I'm gonna do it.
No.756387
>>756384
>ow
We have different ideas on what kinds of peppers to use.
No.756388
>>756386
>oh.....
>Jack I can help you, but I need you and Snake to swear you two never spoke to the old man
No.756389
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>>756385
I've slammed guys into the ground so hard before that the ground cracked, and they got up a second later and started whining about how I'm an intruder.
I think it's the brain damage.
>>756386
>slap
Have I taught you nothing?
It's ok to put your gun down and give up the fight when it's a war. This isn't war, this is maybe getting you laid.
Don't be a pussy.
No.756390
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>>756384
Of course...
>steps back
>and some more
>and some more
>and some more
This good?
No.756391
>>756389
Snake you don't just kill a person's dad! This is worse than a war, and it might not even be worth 'getting laid.'
>>756388
Predator you are not taking the blame for this, I can't live a lie.
No.756392
>>756391
>oh I don't have to Jack
>I know somethings that will do the job for you
>>756389
>always double tap
No.756393
File: 1457668452766.jpg (179.05 KB, 495x700, 99:140, 02ecffe91fdd1816f39b362005….jpg)
>>756387
I mean I use red and green chilis, iunno what you use.
>shakes his hand out and does Bruce Lee's signature noserub tic
>>756390
Ayyy.
>thumbs up
Guess I jumped the gun though!
No.756394
>>756391
You listen to me. Legacies aren't all about passing on your genes, I told you that.
The old die, kid. And when they do it's time for the youth to live on and give their own knowledge to future generations.
...Oh wait you can't have kids either. Never mind.
>>756392
I invented double tap.
No.756395
>>756393
Well I'm not gonna move over there, I'm staying right here.
I know how it works when you get crazy, Dante.
It could happen
>snaps his fingers
like that!
No.756396
File: 1457668687311.jpg (193.73 KB, 800x565, 160:113, 5ad70c3ff49b8c358badaea304….jpg)
>>756393
>hup
I have my secrets.
No.756397
>>756394
Thanks...thanks for reminding me.
At least I still have Little John, but still though.
Thanks Snake. Really.
>>756392
I'm listening but I still won't follow through.
No.756398
>>756395
You're right! That's the best kind of crazy!
Also your salty friend might've just passed out. Or turned into an actual salt shaker.
>>756396
I will find out!
>Gilgamesh: equip
No.756399
>>756397
>leave the body near Xenomorph cave
>if what's left of him is ever found they will take the blame
>his death will be he got too close to where they nest
>>756394
>best invention I've ever seen
No.756400
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>>756398
I think he just relaxed too hard.
No.756401
>>756397
Point is he's dead now so there's no use bitching about it.
Sometimes you have to do right by yourself.
>>756399
You're welcome.
No.756402
File: 1457669057237.jpg (455.06 KB, 583x822, 583:822, e5657552be51f709debae6ec0a….jpg)
>>756398
You think I'll just let you find out the rare salsa recipe of Sparda?
You'll have to go through four boss fights first. At least.
No.756403
>>756399
No Predator, I can't live a lie like that.
I was the one who did it so I just have to accept it.
No going back now.
>>756401
Exactly, and I'm gonna to it by myself.
In the desert. As a desert roamer.
No.756404
>>756403
>vary well Jack
>I will miss you
No.756405
>>756403
You're serious, huh.
No.756406
>>756400
You never go full relax.
>>756402
Really? Awesome! Where? I haven't kicked a good ass or two in at least an hour!
No.756407
>>756406
I don't think his body could handle it. He wasn't used to it.
No.756408
>>756404
I'm gonna miss you too, Predator.
>>756405
Absolutely.
I've been shamed, Snake...and a normal life just isn't for me.
I knew this wouldn't work out, so...I guess I should've seen this coming.
No.756409
>>756406
I've hidden a compass inside a demon that may or may not lead you to the first boss.
Someone close to you will die.
All for salsa.
No.756410
File: 1457669573108.jpg (354.57 KB, 1024x1292, 256:323, tumblr_mqmonjfmaX1rfzbrho1….jpg)
>>756408
You could always kill yourself and put your brain inside a more normal looking cyborg.
Maybe now's not the best time.
>CQC HUG
Jort, I...
No.756411
>>756407
Rest in pasta, Salty Sue.
>>756409
This might be fun. Not the dying part, Lady and Trish'll probably kick your ass over it.
No.756412
>>756411
Really though somebody should put him in a safe place before somebody decides to desecrate the corpse.
No.756413
>>756411
Since when does Lady care about anyone but my son.
No.756414
>>756412
>tucking him under the couch
Safe as can be.
>>756413
She's weird like that.
No.756415
>>756410
Maybe but I just might go full on robot, shed the last of my humanity. I won't be needing it...
>CQC hug back
It's alright, Snake.
You don't need to say anything.
No.756416
>>756414
Yeah that works for me.
No.756417
>>756414
Anyway, this is going to a great trial.
You might not come back, you know.
>I need to think of some damn demons now
No.756418
>>756415
You never go full robot.
I didn't go through that microwave corridor so you could throw your youth away, that's not what leaving a legacy is about.
No.756419
>>756416
Ayyyyy.
Pizza time?
>>756417
Ha! You totally didn't think any of this out.
Your face is all scrunched up.
No.756420
File: 1457670063989.jpg (140.34 KB, 560x932, 140:233, That's one weird jaw you'v….jpg)
>>756418
I'm sorry, Snake.
I let you down.
There's no legacy left to leave.
No.756422
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>>756419
My mastery of the resting bitch face is something to truly behold, isn't it.
>hmph
You'll see.
>Verg awaaaaay
No.756423
>>756421
Awww yeah.
>
>>756422
I hope he goes all out with the presentation.
No.756424
>>756420
You're acting pretty wimpy for somebody who was just an accessory to an assassination.
There's always something to leave behind. That's what we do as people.
You're still a people.
No.756425
File: 1457670346305.jpg (993.61 KB, 1754x1246, 877:623, tfw you will never be hard….jpg)
>>756423
Man this is a lot of pizza.
No.756427
>>756424
I guess so...and I'm leaving it all behind.
Breaking out of my pain. Nothing ventured, nothing gained--
Wait what do you mean accessory to an assassination?
No.756428
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>>756426
>takes a slice
>omf
You know what? I can tell. That's one fresh slice.
No.756429
>>756427
You saw me kill a guy, what did you think that made you.
No.756430
>>756429
But I helped him die, Snake!
It was my fault!
My fault! You finished the job, but I helped. I can't live with this shame...not here, anyway.
No.756431
>>756428
And now I gotta make like a slice and-okay that was getting lewd.
>using Yamato to cut open a wormhole
Good thing Vergil left his sword in my chest.
>falls through
No.756432
File: 1457670843472.jpg (314.81 KB, 850x1202, 425:601, sample-cf5d440fec02342ac8c….jpg)
>>756430
>puts a gun in his hands
Oh no, you have a gun. You're totally helping kill all of the people around you just by holding it.
If you want a roadtrip just say so, don't make it all namby-pamby.
No.756433
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>>756431
Catch ya later, Dante!
No.756434
>>756432
Snake I still helped, this wouldn't have happened had I not been so sudden...unless...
This entire thing doesn't matter.
No.756435
File: 1457671057565.jpg (165.62 KB, 900x1220, 45:61, tumblr_ndwqvygx8e1tf5pxao1….jpg)
>>756434
Nah, not really.
We should totally do the desert drifter thing anyway.
No.756436
>>756435
The Predator did say he met multiple different Zeldas so maybe the same hold trues to whoever this King guy was.
He seemed crazy too, might even be some delusional weirdo. At least that's what I can tell myself. Or maybe...IT WAS THE PATRIOTS.
And I don't know, I'm having second thoughts about it.
No.756437
No.756438
File: 1457671524354.jpg (353.63 KB, 715x504, 715:504, tumblr_mr9gsfnyKr1rqencgo1….jpg)
>>756436
PATRIOOOOOOOOOOOOTS
No.756440
>>756438
That's it!
They must want me to migrate to the desert...I'm not sure what they might have there, but they planned this.
Wait a second...they might be trying to replicate something again. Another simulation.
No.756441
>>756440
A desert simulation?
Come on, who would play a game in a desert.
No.756442
>>756441
But Snake...you know what else happened in a desert that I was involved in?
Operation Tecumseh.
No.756443
>>756442
Yeah, and Snake Eater happened in a jungle. Do you think all the jungle drifters are scared of that?
No.756444
>>756443
I mean...probably not. Still though, there must be more to it than what I believe.
I'm not sure what could possibly be gained from reenacting Operation Tecumseh but there must be a reason. This can't be a coincidence...
It might not even be the Patriots this time.
No.756445
>>756444
No.
But it might be the Shadow Patriots.
No.756446
>pops out of the crater
Aw, I almost touched a star that time.
No.756447
>>756445
Shadow Patriots...?!
No.756448
>>756447
Shadow. Patriots.
>looks at his watch
I gotta go get Sunny from band practice. Make sure it's a Harley.
>sneeky breeky
No.756449
>>756448
My god...
>eyes widen
>slumps into his seat
I might be a tool to the Shadow Patriots...
No.756450
File: 1457673754392.jpg (201.22 KB, 792x1000, 99:125, 9bdf7e3b56e124e7de6fcbda27….jpg)
>sewing his mantle back together
I tore it again... curse those fits of rage.
No.756451
You're jealous.
>I'm really not.
Bah, why hide it? Jealousy is a good thing, you know! I was starting to wonder if you were really human, eh?
>I suppose it could always get worse, yes.
No.756452
>>756451
What's all this now.
No.756453
>>756452
>Nothing.
Ahoy, voivode! I was just congratulating our Saber here on joining the human race!
He displayed emotion, the absolute madman!
>Well it was almost nothing.
No.756454
No.756455
>>756453
Is that so? I hardly thought him capable of anything beyond self-depreciation and empty cheekiness.
What's the special occasion, Saber.
No.756456
>>756455
Jealousy! The first step on the path to conquest!
>Empty?
Jealousy invites greed, greed invites the rest of the world! I might finally have some more competition that isn't Goldie, eh?
>Does everyone really think I'm not funny?
No.756457
>>756456
It must be a grand day for you then, King of Conquerors. Then again, what day isn't grand for you.
>amused at Arty
There's only so many times the same old "I'm a colossal failure, look at me make light of it" song and dance can be done without getting old, King of Knights.
No.756458
>>756457
WAHAHA! So it is!
Maybe now we can finally have our banquet and get somewhere with it, eh boy?
>grippan Arty's head
>I'm just waiting for your Noble Phantasm to wear off.
What's that? Ah, I guess you're right, it wouldn't be fun if we were too similar!
>I suppose if they don't like it they can simply not listen.
No.756459
>>756458
>!
My word, you are jealous.
No.756460
>>756459
>
>bara pullin Arty's ahoge
>''I really don't know what you expect me to say, voivode. You know as well as I do how much I have to be jealous of if I ever sank that low. I don't know what sort of point you're trying to prove.
>grins
>See, I can be deadpan and not funny too.
>slaps Rider's hand away
No.756461
>>756460
What does it feel like, King of Knights. Why don't you share with the rest of the class what has you so vexed.
No.756462
>>756461
>I'd really rather not. I'm a bit disappointed you're so ready to listen to this great big hooligan in the first place.
A hooligan, am I? Well if I'm a hooligan than I'm a hooligan and proud! What kind of man lets these things happen to him without getting good and mad, eh?
>So that's why chivalry is dead.
>Raida back to yanking the 'hoge
>poink
>...
Hmmm.
No.756463
>>756462
Don't speak to me of disappointment, it's all I've been able to feel for you since our escapade in London and your subsequent refusal to see the truth.
No.756464
>>756463
Truth, voivode?
>Oi, Saber, you changed your clothes!
>I think I liked the blue better, myself.
No.756465
>>756464
>lack of ahoge: recognized
Ah. It's the truthful one then. It must be such a bother to hide behind the insipidness of the "ditz" act.
No.756466
>>756465
We construct our own shields to hide from that which we fear, voivode.
In that sense, we create our own truth.
I am myself, as you are Dracula or any other interpretation. If I am not adequate they may suffer for their mistakes.
>...I don't think I like this one.
No.756467
>>756466
>Stoker
>Dracula
>...eh
>don't mind it too much
Perhaps you'd be more willing to divulge what has you so bothered.
No.756468
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>>756467
>Gah, it's too stuffy in here.
>there goes Rider
My wife took it upon herself to create a younger version of her own body and mind for my pleasure so that she may focus on her work.
My emotions are mixed.
No.756469
>>756468
Ah yes, the cold woman.
No.756470
>>756469
I will not be thought of as another one of her projects to be tossed aside until she finds interest in them again.
That flaunting steam contraption is so keen to feel smug, all of those Casters disgust me utterly.
>ambient pressure
No.756471
>>756470
>I miss Run Ru
>that love was so pure
>warped but pure
I wouldn't know anything about this sort of thing, my only wife died along with me long after I became a Servant.
No.756472
No.756473
>>756471
Do you know what being emasculated feels like, voivode.
To have your worth as a man shown to you before it's torn apart until nothing remains.
This body might be 16 years old, but I'm as much a man as any other. It affects me no less.
No.756474
>>756473
I'm aware of the sensation.
Maybe you ought to do something about it.
No.756475
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>>756474
I will do what I deem right to do. As I always have.
>[ゴゴゴゴゴゴ]
I still don't understand her reasoning. But it's not hers that matters, is it.
>but Arty which one's the real waifu
It seems I'll have to kill them both.
No.756476
>>756475
>this nigga
Then you won't have a wife at all, don't be stupid.
No.756477
File: 1457680163763.jpg (78.26 KB, 237x443, 237:443, tumblr_ly08wc1uFG1r6vq6vo1….jpg)
>>756476
What does a king need with a wife.
I can see it in your eyes that you miss your own, voivode.
And you have the gall to call me a disappointment.
No.756478
>>756477
I do. She was a woman with a warped mind, but that warped mind loved purely and truly. There was no deceit in her heart.
I am only disappointed I failed to win the Grail for her.
>royal shrug
You call yourself a man but throw tantrums like a child. If you can't grow physically, grow mentally. Even I was taught math as a child. Two minus one is not zero.
No.756479
>>756478
>?
I don't think you understood me. If she believes she can buy my extended loyalty with a poor clone of her youth, none of the bodies she inhabits has anymore worth to me.
>rrrr
You who would be disappointed in yourself because of the actions of another! Why?
No.756480
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>>756479
Now you misunderstand me. My strength wasn't enough. Though I suppose to be defeated by a goddess doesn't make for a bad story...
>mild respect for Tamamo
Or was it an emperor... sometimes that War gets fuzzy.
>Nero pls
I've gotten sidetracked. I've no one to blame but myself for losing the Moon Cell's war.
No.756481
>>756480
Then on what grounds do you have the right to judge me? The only war I ever succumbed to was the one that killed me in the first place.
What's the use of respecting your opponents if they have nothing to offer you but another victory.
>cruel grin
Or in this case multiple defeats.
No.756482
>>756481
Good sportsmanship, for one.
>does Vlad give a fuck
>sources say "no"
And look at you now, moaning like a whore about your wife not paying you enough attention. Like a dog that's been left outside in the rain for a night.
No.756483
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>>756482
I advise you choose your next words carefully.
No.756484
>>756483
Ah, I've stricken a nerve.
No.756486
>>756485
As I said to the sultan shortly before I had his messengers impaled in front of my palace: I will never beg forgiveness, permission, or apologize.
No.756487
>>756486
>RRRRRRR
So be it.
Maybe you'll rest content knowing you still kept true to long dead ideals.
No.756488
>>756487
I don't intend to die here, Vile King. Not to a child calling himself a man whilst throwing a tantrum.
No.756489
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>>756488
>shing
Then since it won't make any difference anyway, I might as well pick your brain before I cleave it in two.
What would you do.
No.756490
>>756489
A difficult question.
I'd not be in this situation to begin with. Envy isn't something I've encountered in my life, death, or undeath.
Instead ask yourself why your head is so firmly within your buttocks that you'd want to slay both your wife and her attempt to please you.
No.756491
>>756490
Because it is too much like something Guinevere would do.
No.756493
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>>756492
It isn't a memory I wish to relive at this time.
Perhaps you can speak with the "ditz" about his pride in being a cuckold.
Should he ever make a return.
No.756494
>>756493
>cuckold
Ah... the affair then. You're still hung up on this. Who is the Caster anyways.
>[STEAM HISSING in the background]
...The metal man. You're envious of the metal man who's not even capable of any sort of carnal congress.
Allow me a moment to collect myself.
>FACEPALM
No.756495
>>756494
>:C
It is the principle of being relegated to a position that I have no business standing in.
You of course would profusely thank your wife for the opportunity if she were to replace you with a Turk, is that it.
No.756496
>>756495
My wife was a special one. You see, she only consumed what she loved. So I wouldn't mind if she had loved a Turk, for they wouldn't be alive for very long.
>dark chuckle
Your case is different than mine.
No.756497
>>756496
I demand resolution, voivode. If you have nothing left to offer me besides petty posturing then I will be on my way.
After you apologize.
No.756498
>>756497
You may want to get comfortable then: I have no intention of doing so.
No.756499
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No.756501
>>756500
>ok
>ow
...
>why didn't I dodge
>KARIBAH glowan
>oh yeah that's why
No.756502
File: 1457684450220.jpg (71.98 KB, 500x707, 500:707, tumblr_nrq7rtuoIA1s41wxzo1….jpg)
>>756501
Mm... no.
>raises a hand
>speared through the palms Arty
>drop dat swood
I'm not stupid, Vile King. I've fought by your side and know how you work.
No.756503
>>756502
>BARKBARKBARK
>fist balling around nothing
>through the spears
>Arty pls
You'll want to kill me now if you know what's good for you.
>mocking tone
End this "disappointment"
No.756504
>>756503
So that's your resolution. You want to die because you've been dishonored.
No. A better fate is for you to live with this shame unavenged.
Reconcile with your woman, you idiot. Love is not something found commonly. Waste it and it will never, ever return.
>spiritmodes out
>leaving Arty as a pincushion
No.756505
>blink
Who would've thought the back of this couch made such good camouflage.
No.756506
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>>756504
>JUST
I've already done that once.
>...
>he speared me through the dick
>>756505
>if I could turn my head I'd be so mad right now
No.756507
>>756506
>strollan up
>safe distance away
So. You're jealous of Babbage.
This is all an elaborate prank, right.
No.756508
File: 1457685246012.jpg (123.5 KB, 300x647, 300:647, 78a5c0435d28f4fdb6131daa73….jpg)
>>756507
I have nothing to say to you.
I'm still deciding if it's better to be cast aside for not being the one my wife loved, or because I served no use other than that.
No.756509
>>756508
For a pincushion with nothing to say you sure spat it out didn't you.
>facepalm
I needed some time to get back to my job. Because we have bills to pay back home, in case you didn't know. I can't keep borrowing Siegfried's cursed gold because it's cursed.
I'm basically on an allowance with him so nobody ends up crazy.
No.756510
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>>756509
...
You never asked me of my opinion. All things belong to the king, what matters inviting insanity in the process.
Why did you create the doppelganger how you did.
No.756511
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>>756510
So you wouldn't be lonely.
I made it younger because I thought you'd wanna see me how I used to be but holy shit I forgot how much like Tohsaka I was.
...At least I wasn't stuck-up too, that'd be the final nail in my coffin.
No.756512
>>756511
Humility is a staple trait of any knight. One you've long since forgotten.
Atonement isn't so easy to barter for.
But I can no longer doubt you didn't attempt to do right by your king. If I should choose to believe what comes out of your mouth.
No.756513
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>>756512
You're pretty haughty for a guy stabbed through the legs, arms and palms.
Can we skip the song and dance, Kumbaya's not my thing.
>guh
No.756514
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>>756513
No, nor was it mine.
>armor dispelled
>grasps the spears through his palms
>pulls himself up and out
Mm.
>wounds are sealan up
>gettin real close
I'll take my hair back.
No.756515
>>756514
In a second.
>
You don't get that much love in this form. Call it a parting gift or whatever.
>retrieves a small one button remote from her cleave
>button: pushed
>grow dat ahoge
That's why I put that metal implant in your head when we reforged our contract.
No.756516
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>>756515
>did Artyter smile before transforming
>probably not
>but at least he didn't bite
I assumed my scalp was itchy because of magic demon lice or some other nonsense.
>
As a man in a fox suit once said, how embarrassing.
No.756517
>>756516
Stupid...
>no venom in the word
>
No.756518
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>>756517
Never a dull moment though, I suppose.
Hardly the kind of consolation to wrap up this little event. Have we already done the moral?
No.756520
>>756519
You didn't ever bother with the monosyllabic words.
>
If I have it coming to me, I'll greet whatever's coming with a smile.
Or the nearest substitute, you see this one tooth has been acting up...
No.756522
>>756521
Yes, and it just hurts so much that the only smile I can make anymore is this.
>
No.756523
>>756522
>
Guess who isn't easily bullied like Ayaka.
No.756524
>>756523
>?
But aren't you-
>ohhhh
No.756525
>>756524
Your smug has no power here.
>not-so-ambient pressure
>she's sitting on you Arty
No.756526
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>>756525
>!!
This pressure...could it be an enemy Sit?
>...
Ok no, even I can admit that one was terrible.
No.756527
>>756526
So, you're not gonna get all bitchy when Babbage and I work our asses off to pay bills, right.
>grind
No.756528
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>>756527
>guh
I won't be lectured to with a blackboard like that again, so no.
But it'd be a shame to not put this handsome to good use in the work force.
>uh
By the way, who's been leaving the...twelve foot long white hairs in the shower.
No.756529
>>756528
We have a librarian now.
She's cute and I felt bad for her.
No.756530
>>756529
You...felt bad?
>pulls a pocket dictionary out of the cleave slit
Those words, is it even possible to use them in a sentence like that?
No.756532
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No.756533
>>756532
Dumbass.
>
There's a spear in your crotch.
>yanks it out
No.756534
>>756533
>uh
Wait, I'm pretty sure those things take delicate surgery to-
>
O-Oh...
No.756536
>>756535
You know I thought we'd finished the whole retribution thing with the spears the first time.
>wincing
>[horrible regeneration noises]
Please don't get on my pants.
No.756537
>>756536
Retribution?
>patpat
Don't be silly. See, that spear was in the way of where I'm about to be.
No.756538
>>756537
>mini Arty already springing to attention
So much for missing out on the spear joke.
...You're not going to put the ring down there again, are you.
No.756539
>>756538
>already has it on
Hmm?
>Bounded Field: activate
No.756540
>>756539
>
I hope you've at least bothered to keep the impressionable youth and the librarian away.
No.756541
>>756540
Dunno.
>
Guhuhuh...
No.756542
>>756541
>shaky grinnan
>you can do this Arty
>keep up the banter before you're stuck in the bedroom
Honey I'm home~
No.756543
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>>756542
I hope Shuse isn't watching.
No.756544
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>>756542
>>756543
>about two feet away
>on the other end of the couch
>tap tap tap
>?
No.756545
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>>756543
I'm starting to wonder if I'm the only person you know with a normal name.
>>756544
>I've already gone too far to start caring now
No.756546
>>756544
Well... I've already started.
>>756545
Babbage's first name is Charles, so. Yeah.
>schlup
No.756547
>>756545
>here I'll do you one better
>glasses off
>>756546
Hey, no. Don't let me stop you, bosslady.
'Cause that's totally the only thing I would be thinking about if I was doing the you know what.
No.756548
File: 1457690209380.jpg (110.66 KB, 300x647, 300:647, bf8b3965b275473ede47239bc1….jpg)
>>756546
Wasn't that Assassin fellow's name Charles as we-
>gkkkt
>>756547
>you're a real bae, kiddo
No.756549
>>756547
Thank god for Velmas.
>>756548
>Sanson
>frown
>slowan down
I liked him, y'know.
No.756550
>>756548
>weird
>>756549
Sweaters make me itch.
>DSi out
>possible recording
No.756551
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>>756549
>guhh
True, but I'm not so good at giving consolations about giving people good deaths.
Does sorry work?
No.756552
>>756550
Shame, they're-
>nn
cute.
>oi if that light turns blue swer 2 fuk
>>756551
You bisected him before he did anything.
>guh
>harder
Whatever.
No.756553
>>756552
>reddening
Lots of things are cute.
>what light
> on my modded handheld :^)
No.756554
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>>756552
>twitch
Now I know you're just looking for excuses.
You could summon him back anytime, no?
No.756555
>>756553
Fair enough.
If this is weird you can just, y'know, not be here.
>>756554
>grinds to a halt
...
>blink
It just now occurred to me that I could.
>uh
Oops.
>back to full speed
No.756556
>>756555
I'd say don't wait up, but it's pretty clear that's already not happening.
>damn it cut stream
>hops up
Gonna have to borrow one of Ritou's cam-cats...
>strolls out
No.756557
>>756555
Didn't want to make me jealous~?
>goes for the wink
>tfw virgin tight all the time
>facial tic
Nnngh.
No.756558
>>756556
>cam-cats-
>dammit
Voyeur... guess I had it coming.
>>756557
If you're gonna run around and nuke-ngh-everything then yes.
>speed
>appu
>fucking stupid Avalon tightness not fair aaaaaa
No.756559
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>>756558
To be fair I couldn't have done it without the voi-gkkt-vode.
>hips grabbed
>ropan inside
...quicker than...before.
No.756560
>>756559
Ghh...warm.
>shudderan
That guy was right, y'know.
No.756561
>>756560
>slow grind
He tends to be, yes.
But the self-deprecation and whatnot I guess you could attribute to something of a coping mechanism.
Can you imagine what the house would be like if I didn't keep things mostly lighthearted?
No.756562
>>756561
I told Babbage that. But you do sound like a broken-godstop--
>squeezan
>careful not to lose that D Arty
No.756563
>>756562
>aaaaAAAAAA
>Arty: 2
>Kanno: ???
You meannngh get a hobby?
No.756564
>>756563
Get better material.
>leanan down in his face
Don't these look nice?
No.756565
>>756564
>hmmm
Then I'll go comedy school
>?
As nice as always. Why?
No.756566
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>>756565
Guh.
>just
>makes him latch on
There. I swear you never have a clue.
No.756567
>>756566
You know it's a flawless character trait, thank you.
>well then
This is oddly nostalgic.
>nursan
No.756568
>>756567
Nostalgic?
>drooling a little
No.756569
>>756568
Something about being a ghost that helps you remember your very early life.
>smek's the drool away
>latch
No.756570
>>756569
Pff... let's take this to my bed. Like we should've. An hour ago.
>frying the cameras with her phone
Teleport's up. Grip tightly.
>bwip
No.756571
>>756570
Telepo-
>awaaaaaay
No.756573