No.756572
>we now return to...
>uh...
>wait, what was my line again?
No.756574
>scribbling things down on a clipboard
Of course I'd get stuck with this...
>Told ya wanting to be an Avenger would bite you in the ass.
No.756576
>>756575
Where the hell are you goin'?
No.756577
>>756576
>sigh
I can't even get mad at you right now.
I killed someone I wasn't supposed to...well I had a bit of a hand in it, anyway.
No.756578
>>756577
>looks at the King's corpse
>somebody should clean that up
What, you mean the hobo?
I recognize this guy, he lived in a ditch just nearby. Claimed he was king or whatever. Once he got into my place and claimed he was my dad last time I saw him. Didn't have the beard though. I think he's schizophrenic...or an addict. Maybe both.
No.756579
>>756578
Wait..you what?
I still gave him a heart attack though, so...that doesn't make me feel better.
No.756580
>>756579
>kneels down to the body
Uhhhh no.
The stroke was cause by OD'ing. You had nothing to do with it, in fact it's a mighty coincidence it happened when it did.
Guess the universe just hates you.
No.756581
>>756580
Mhm.
So you're telling me I got all worked up over a hobo's death that I had nothing to do with and almost left everything, including my chance at a somewhat normal life, just because of it?
No.756582
>>756581
Yep.
>looks around
Wow where the hell is everyone?
I'm gonna go and find people...because this is just pathetically dreadful.
Have fun with that new existential crisis I'm sure you're gonna have.
>walks out the door
No.756583
File: 1457727483024.jpg (75.63 KB, 700x579, 700:579, d59847a6f663e8ce11e554d82f….jpg)
>rubbing her head
Even though I am no longer sick, I still feel a little woozy...
No.756584
>>756582
Well alright, then.
Just wanted to make sure.
>lies down on the couch
>>756583
You were sick?
No.756585
File: 1457727668860.jpg (53.98 KB, 500x477, 500:477, 4ea8e297c597c1a3c6e99f476d….jpg)
>>756584
I had the flu. Miss Bala kept me bedridden.
No.756586
>>756585
Yikes.
Suppose it's a good thing I can't get sick.
No.756587
>>756586
I do not get sick very often but the swamp is not a good place to keep one's health.
No.756588
>>756587
That's true but honestly I hardly see anybody get sick here.
No.756589
>>756588
Maybe I am just unlucky.
No.756590
>>756589
We all have bad luck and good luck.
Most of us anyhow.
I'm sure things'll get better soon.
No.756591
>>756590
I do not believe my fortune to be bad. Miss Bala is a wonderful mistress to serve and I believe, a few people withstanding, I am well liked.
No.756592
>>756591
You seem like you are, so yeah. Besides getting sick you're doing pretty well for yourself.
No.756593
>>756592
How have things gone for you?
>standing on the king's corpse
No.756594
>>756593
Just when things were looking up they went completely downhill.
No.756595
>>756594
Eh?
>
Who killed this homeless man?
No.756596
>>756595
Apparently nobody.
He died of an overdose but I thought I was the one who did it!
Which made me almost leave everything behind.
No.756597
>>756596
>TIME TO
>LEAVE
>THEM
>ALL
>BE
>HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIND
What a loud song...
No.756598
>>756597
That happens a lot. Usually incidentally related to an event that's going on.
But yeah, hobo died, I freaked out, and almost became a nomad.
No.756599
>>756598
That seems needless. Do you overreact a lot?
No.756600
>>756599
To be fair, I thought he was my girlfriend's dad so it wasn't that much of an overreaction.
No.756601
>>756600
Why was the homeless man pretending to be your novia's father?
Strange old man...
No.756602
>>756601
According to that white weirdo the hobo also pretended to be his dad.
Maybe there's some fatherhood issues in there I really don't know. Or maybe he was just a crazy old hobo who wanted attention...who knows?
No.756603
>>756602
How confusing.
You aren't going to run away now, yes?
No.756604
File: 1457729761293.jpg (161.77 KB, 458x650, 229:325, Raiden can't be this kawai….jpg)
>>756603
It's only as confusing as everything else that's been going on recently.
And uhhh...no I guess not.
No.756605
>>756604
Good. I would miss you.
No.756606
>>756605
Well now I can't leave if somebody'd miss me.
Not like I ever was going to go anyway, this place has a magnetic quality to it after all.
No.756607
>three guesses what the Red guy is eating
>or who
No.756608
>>756607
>conveniently walks back in
Hey son!
Y'eatin' that hobo?
No.756609
File: 1457734044390.jpg (70.39 KB, 500x677, 500:677, 500px-Cletus_Kasady_(Earth….jpg)
>>756608
that Hobo metal face killed
No.756610
File: 1457734130283.png (229.52 KB, 600x436, 150:109, Killer, healer, what's the….png)
>>756609
I think he overdosed...I can tell what drugs he was on.
Lots of 'em! I mean...lots.
No.756611
>>756610
I know! I'm tripping out right now
No.756612
>>756611
Really?
How bad are you tripping out. On a scale of one to ten?
No.756613
>>756612
well you look all white so about -1
No.756615
File: 1457734586663.png (339.37 KB, 557x605, 557:605, When the cure's just right.png)
>>756613
Damn. Guess he was on the stuff but not the highly strong stuff.
Then again, the strong stuff to you is like...extremely pote--
>>756614
MY CAR!
No.756616
>>756615
>out tumbles Juri
Time travel's fucking nauseating...
>URP
No.756617
>>756614
HA!
>>756615
has to be weapon grade
No.756618
>>756616
I didn't even know it was a time machine.
I thought the seller was joking.
>>756617
Weapons grade, eh?
Yeah a hobo can't get their hands on that. You can only find that stuff at secret government facilities.
No.756619
>>756617
90's you says KILL'EM ALL, Red.
>>756618
You need to get that thing fixed. I actually don't want it broken anymore.
No.756620
File: 1457734992704.jpg (272.57 KB, 1024x1462, 512:731, carnage_by_soul_drawer-d39….jpg)
>>756616
HAHA ya going to spew!
>>756618
I'm aware.....
>>756619
yeah that sounds like him
No.756621
>>756619
Well I do have insurance but I'm not sure if it covers time travel.
>>756620
So uhhhh...what're gonna do with the remains here?
No.756622
>>756620
Also he called me a chink so I kicked him through the Empire State Building.
And then he called me a gook. So I ran him over with the time machine on the way here.
>>756621
We're getting that goddamn thing fixed, Brock.
No.756623
File: 1457735315690.jpg (121.07 KB, 571x605, 571:605, Carnage-marvel-comics-1465….jpg)
>>756622
....see now I don't know who to laugh at
>>756621
finish it...why ya want some?
No.756624
File: 1457735487320.png (623.87 KB, 790x435, 158:87, YOU DARE COME HERE OF ALL ….png)
>>756622
Fine, fine geez we're getting it fixed.
But who the hell can fix time traveling cars?
>>756623
God no, just wonderin'.
No.756625
>>756623
Rassum frassum fucking Korean...
>>756624
Don't you guys know like a handfulla time dudes?
Oh right, not superheroes.
...Uh... maybe my ex-boss Seth.
No.756626
>>756625
yes that!
>>756624
ya should know by now what I'd do
No.756627
>>756625
I mean maybe Doctor Doom but I don't think he'll really want to do it.
>>756626
You sometimes save some for later.
No.756628
File: 1457735857743.jpg (341.26 KB, 850x1063, 850:1063, sample-86ac4125c0d088f5ea2….jpg)
>>756626
So Red, Mado and I are gonna go out on a spree later.
>>756627
It's a fucking DeLorean, who wouldn't wanna tune it up?
No.756629
>>756628
pick up mulk
>>756627
but not tonight!
No.756630
>>756628
Doctor Doom.
I could always try it myself but the last time I tried that...didn't go so well.
>>756629
You're indulging yourself, what'd you do to earn this?
No.756631
No.756632
File: 1457736242597.jpg (95.02 KB, 850x478, 425:239, sample-f3089baf5faa1368923….jpg)
>>756629
Mulk huh? Fine.
>>756630
What a lameass spoilsport.
You, huh. So what happened.
No.756633
File: 1457736440138.jpg (50.93 KB, 600x574, 300:287, anti_venom_speedie_by_d33a….jpg)
>>756632
The last I tried fixing a car you wrecked I only made it worse.
Why do you think the car we used to use sucked so much?
Fuck it, I'll take it to the nearest auto shop and see what they can do.
>gets in the car
>drives out
Gotta go for today! See everybody tomorrow.
No.756634
>>756630
well ya see after Juri stole ya car I was able to get mine back from the shop
>>756632
thank you
No.756637
>>756636
Now this I wasn't expecting .
No.756638
File: 1457740077156.gif (66.18 KB, 500x438, 250:219, tired but don't wanna do a….gif)
>>756637
>muffled "fuck off"
>tugging the hood down further
>Jay a tired
No.756639
>>756638
I think I preferred the wisecracks...
I will in a minute, I was just hoping for Bruce, is all.
>pops a squat in a chair
>it sags
Busy night.
No.756640
>>756639
>why isn't he fucking off
>[BARKBARKBARK internally]
Training a sidekick. She's doin' great. Just makes me remember how exhausting being Robin was.
No.756641
>>756640
>I can pretty much hear you in there
>:^)
More fond of helicopters than grappling hooks these days, or so I've heard.
You're not worried?
No.756642
>>756641
>get out of my heeeeeeeead
Not all of us can fly, Gramps.
>pulling the hood off
So much for that nap. Worried about what.
No.756643
>>756642
Not all of us like to end the day with a Chemical Burger either.
>mild grin
>...
>frown
Never mind.
There's some action going on over in Ukraine. I wanted to talk it over with the man of the house.
Who's this sidekick of yours anyway.
No.756644
>>756643
I'm mostly local these days. Gotta pay me to send me outta the country.
Ukraine sounds more like KGBoobs' kinda thing anyways.
>shrug
Someone just like me who needed a hand to pull her outta the trash like I got.
No.756645
>>756644
That makes me happier than you'd think.
But then you're probably tired of the second chances talk anyway.
>?
It's a government thing, I didn't plan on you thinking it was interesting.
No.756646
>equally passed out
>still wearing the Robin trunks
No.756647
>>756645
So why should I be worried then?
No.756648
>>756647
Because when I said man of the house, I didn't mean you.
>Claaaaark
Maybe I should let you get back to your nap.
No.756649
File: 1457741660491.jpg (539.05 KB, 600x848, 75:106, jason_by_fish_ghost-d8u1vs….jpg)
>>756646
Surprised she's stuck with this insane regiment this long. Guess she really is as crazy as I am.
>gahaha scale bootyshorts
>>756648
It almost hurts me in my nonexistent soul that you thought I assumed you meant me and not the old fart.
No.756650
>>756649
>t o n e d
>and snoring like a banshee
No.756651
>>756650
>who keeps singing?
No.756652
>>756649
Let's just forget about it.
Any plans for after the training's done?
No.756653
File: 1457742011684.jpg (42.29 KB, 500x686, 250:343, 5e5e4b75bd97f42b98543da525….jpg)
>>756650
And this is why I wear headphones to bed.
No.756654
No.756655
>>756651
>SNRRRRKKTTT
>blinkblink
...Ah fuck, am I havin' that dream again.
>>756653
>throws a can at him
Jump up your own ass and take a big whiff, Jay. That's for ruining for Predator fantasy.
>rubbing her bicep
Fuck.
No.756656
>>756652
You mean other than "the usual"?
>>756655
>bonk
He's still there.
>damn look at those gains
Nice, huh.
No.756657
File: 1457742388912.jpg (140.64 KB, 575x313, 575:313, invisibility-cloak-predato….jpg)
No.756658
>>756656
Long term, Jason.
>oh
No, you're right.
No.756659
>>756656
Nice what, Jay. Use your fuckin' words you dipshit trog.
>guh
Gimme that can back, goddamn stomach hurts like a cunt over here.
>>756657
You're not fooling anybody, asshole!
No.756660
>>756658
One day at a time, boyscout. I only plan ahead for the next move.
>>756659
Gains. You're lookin' as shredded as Cassie almost. Batgirl.
>grins
>hucks the can back
No.756661
>>756660
You have a busy night ahead.
>nyooom
No.756662
>>756660
>kshhh
>refreshing taste of 7-UP
Still don't get how you like that bitch, man. Stared at me like I was a fuckin' murderer the whole I was doin' the salmon ladder.
>thinkgen
Awright so that ain't far off base, but fuck.
>itching her stomach
>and ABS
No.756663
>>756662
She's got problems with talking. Keep it simple and she'll converse.
>fucking David Cain
Her dad did a real number on'er when she was a kid. Left'er stunted in the social department so she'd grow up into a human weapon.
>mmmmm those abs
Feelin' better?
No.756664
File: 1457743564039.jpg (153.98 KB, 605x805, 121:161, tumblr_nph3ikyYp01tp7ugvo1….jpg)
>>756663
>rrr
Everybody's dads are fuckheads, who gives a shit.
>You'll get daddy another beer, won't you.
>tch
>tosses the empty can
Doesn't mean you gotta be a goddamn freak around me, damn it.
>grins
Hell to the fuck yeah! Feel like I can grind salt on these babies now.
No.756665
>>756664
>n i c e
We can take a li'l break from it to test your guns out.
No.756666
>>756665
Which guns y'mean, Jay.
>sniggers
>flex
>conveniently pointing to the top right corner
Check 'em.
No.756668
>sipping coffee
>reading the paper
>spittake
What!? Spider-Man is in a movie? Again?
After our movie? That's just shameful.
I will DESTROY SPIDER-MAN
No.756669
>>756668
good luck with that Doctor Doeslittle
No.756670
>>756669
Oh yeah? And what have you done recently?
Nothing, I bet. You're not even important enough anymore to show up on the TV.
Which I don't watch, mind you.
No.756671
File: 1457744308333.jpg (77.21 KB, 540x591, 180:197, tumblr_inline_o1cnxsHSGg1r….jpg)
>>756666
>she's perfect aaaaaaa
So uh, yeah... let's.
No.756672
>>756670
I'm going to be in dad's solo movie as the main bad guy....oh and be a plot in the new cartoon....and I have my own on going solo book......and I'm not bagging a midget
No.756673
File: 1457744420891.jpg (281.35 KB, 675x836, 675:836, cf84f00468f7e8566e492cee3f….jpg)
>>756667
TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT DORSIA NOW YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKER
>where'd she get that axe
>NO REV NO
>>756671
Let's?
S'matter with you, fagbreath. Look like you just did whippets or some shit.
No.756674
File: 1457744484276.jpg (154.37 KB, 331x600, 331:600, tumblr_n7g8qzGz2m1r6byfko1….jpg)
>>756672
Excuse me. The term is shortstack.
You uncultured swine.
That inveterate invertebrate is getting a movie?
Well they won't be as good as the Toby McGuire ones.
No.756675
>>756673
The fuck're whippets?
>uh
Whatever, we got chuckleheads to cave in.
No.756676
File: 1457744615994.jpg (197.95 KB, 900x1291, 900:1291, 3222624-5824585854-14096.jpg)
>>756674
won't be as bad as them either
No.756677
File: 1457744649794.png (72.78 KB, 500x293, 500:293, tumblr_namx6g1iCh1tu9bwyo1….png)
>>756675
Goddamn you really are from the fuckin' 80s or whatever.
>pfff
Oi, I want a gimp suit. Figure I got the flex for it now, eh?
No.756678
File: 1457744692103.jpg (126.41 KB, 900x479, 900:479, Otto_Octavius_(Earth-96283….jpg)
>>756676
Bad? What do you mean, bad? I was in them.
You must have forgotten, otherwise you wouldn't be saying that.
No.756679
>>756677
You wanna wear a body condom?
>hot
I can make that happen.
No.756680
>>756678
crying Spider-man face
No.756681
>>756680
...We don't talk about that one.
Or the ending of mine. With the big stupid sun explosions or whatever.
That was stupid.
No.756682
>>756679
Don't go fuckin' it up in your head, jackass.
Just wanted to see what the big fuckin' hubbub's about s'all.
'Cause don't tell what's her face but that mask she had was dope.
No.756683
File: 1457744916505.jpg (70.39 KB, 500x677, 500:677, 500px-Cletus_Kasady_(Earth….jpg)
No.756684
File: 1457745006774.jpg (258.66 KB, 1280x999, 1280:999, tumblr_o042npKjc91u6os1xo2….jpg)
>>756683
ARRRRRGH
>arms pick up four stools
>throw them at him
No.756685
>>756682
They're easy to maneuver in. I mean whatcha got on now's just as good but hey.
No.756686
File: 1457745096178.jpg (115.45 KB, 600x905, 120:181, Superior_Carnage_Vol_1_1_T….jpg)
>>756684
>gets smashed into the ground
damnit! if only I had tendrils too!
No.756687
>>756685
>spits her stoge out
>target: Jay's eye
Shithead.
No.756688
>>756686
>smiles
Butterfingers
Now you know that I'm the best Spider-Man movie villain to ever happen!
And you know it's true too.
No.756689
>>756687
>natch
>in the mouf
>puff
Thanks.
>cheeky grin
No.756690
>>756688
I'm not even fighting Webs in a movie, I'm fighting dad!.....I did take Max's movie tie in game
No.756691
>>756689
>grin
Oh yeah?
>Cutlass go
Check this shit, been practicin' for years.
>holds the gun level
>balances a new ciggie on the top of the slide
>flicks it up
>bang
>catches that shit
>puff
Hotwheels. Beat that.
No.756692
>>756690
Oh...right.
What happened to him, anyway? I heard he stopped going to that group meeting for villains that don't have animal names, and the next thing I know he turns up black.
Or maybe electrocuted.
No.756693
>>756691
Yeah? I practiced this for ten seconds.
>
>Jason you cheater
No.756694
>>756693
Yeah? Check what I kiped from the last gig.
>click clack
>shoots
>flag with BANG on it unfurls
No.756695
>>756692
he's trying to pull the race card to get into more stuff, or at least that's what Marko tells me
No.756696
File: 1457745732849.jpg (89.27 KB, 566x800, 283:400, tumblr_o35zlyJqGf1sw78juo1….jpg)
>>756694
If you pull it again the flag'll shoot out.
No.756698
File: 1457745904761.png (583.33 KB, 853x480, 853:480, Spider-Man-2-Doctor-Octopu….png)
>>756695
>>756697
>choking the clone
You don't say?
I wonder if I could do that...
As a scientist, it's totally ok to abuse science stuff when I feel like it.
No.756699
File: 1457745984179.jpg (75.77 KB, 639x350, 639:350, Cletus_Kasady_(Earth-19411….jpg)
>>756698
and as a horrible person I have no reason to tell you not to
No.756700
>>756696
>too late
>she's already mad
AW WHAT FUCK IS THIS BULLSHIT
>looking down the barrel
>shoots it at a convenient bar bumper
>flag ricochets into her head
OW, STUPID GUN
No.756702
>>756699
Then I shall!
But first I need to find a minority.
What happened to that Miles boy after I died?
No.756705
>>756702
no idea, want my advice...too bad....go Asian, it'll fit in with ya extra arms
No.756706
>>756704
NO SHIT, SHERLOCK
No.756707
>>756705
Asian?
Well I suppose, but-hey is this because I have small eyes?
No.756708
File: 1457746837002.jpg (272.57 KB, 1024x1462, 512:731, carnage_by_soul_drawer-d39….jpg)
>>756707
no it's because with the hair and stuff ya look like ya could pull it off
No.756709
File: 1457747042371.jpg (763.9 KB, 1236x1748, 309:437, tumblr_nntuxcUNUq1qd9jlto1….jpg)
>>756708
Then I shall find an Asian to use as my base, and with it I will be featured in more movies and other media!
Is that girl over there Asian? I think she is.
...What are you under there.
No.756710
File: 1457747894670.jpg (121.07 KB, 571x605, 571:605, Carnage-marvel-comics-1465….jpg)
>>756709
who are ya looking at Otto?
No.756711
>>756710
That one! That one right over there!
>points
>nothing there
Have I gone mad? Or...have I discovered a new female Chameleon?
No.756712
File: 1457748231847.jpg (107.47 KB, 830x572, 415:286, Cletus_Kasady_(Earth-92131….jpg)
No.756713
>>756712
Nuts?
No, I'm an Almond Joy.
Or even...a Butterfinger.
No.756714
>>756713
you better not lay a finger on my Butterfinger!
No.756715
>>756714
It's too late, Cletus! I have the high ground!
And also the Butterfingers.
>arms are holding bags of Butterfinger
Then I'll ransom them all to the highest bidder!
No.756716
File: 1457748684997.jpg (195.66 KB, 615x727, 615:727, Carnage-marvel-comics-1465….jpg)
No.756717
>>756716
What? No.
The highest bidder is actually...
>checks his phone
I.C. Wiener.
No.756718
>>756717
ppppffftt Icy Wiener? what next Cold Hotdog?
No.756719
>>756718
This...This can't be right. I've been bamboozled!
Let's just check the next winner..."Harry Balls"
WHO IS DOING THIS!
No.756720
>>756719
WHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!??
No.756721
File: 1457749049034.jpg (258.66 KB, 1280x999, 1280:999, tumblr_o042npKjc91u6os1xo2….jpg)
>>756720
SUCH A LUST FOR BUTTERFINGERS!
CLETUS! DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS!
No.756722
>>756721
Skullface lives!?
No.756723
>>756722
No!
Someone is messing with me!
No.756724
File: 1457749838798.jpg (43.15 KB, 349x534, 349:534, 1414811-362378_128910_carn….jpg)
>>756723
is it Spider-Man?
No.756725
>>756724
Well I can't really think of anyone else...
No.756726
I get the odd feeling I was doing something...
No.756727
>>756725
then it's time to gas new york!
No.756728
File: 1457750100909.jpg (67.03 KB, 500x571, 500:571, tumblr_nj2ugrjja91rl3cy0o1….jpg)
No.756729
File: 1457750138647.png (954.89 KB, 825x560, 165:112, tumblr_mz1zhwwBRp1s5k9amo1….png)
>>756727
Perfect!
Wait, gas?
I don't have any gas, do you?
I was just going to tip over a building or something.
No.756730
File: 1457750240185.jpg (330.94 KB, 827x1169, 827:1169, tumblr_o126lghGkH1uyv2n1o1….jpg)
>>756728
Oh yeah.
>
Let's go.
No.756731
File: 1457750379822.jpg (298.04 KB, 500x835, 100:167, 1325d54408e041e8e64fe5d912….jpg)
>>756730
Wh-you piece'a shit! You didn't even see it!
>sign saying gay baby jail attacked to a spring bouncing around Jay's head
No.756732
>>756729
nah look we get Bubble head, Rhino, and the Jade Syndicate okay and first you give a speech about how you reformed and then make bubble head poss as Spider-Man and steal some shit that's never explained what it does, also he needs to punch the fuck out of Dad's camera, okay still with me? next we get the Jade Syndicate to rob and try to blow up a bank after that for no reason we let Mac go after JJ even if it has nothing to do with our plan!
No.756733
File: 1457750601110.jpg (20.07 KB, 500x351, 500:351, 4841ba3160d32940f862e865be….jpg)
>>756731
Pfft.
>carrying Rev off
No.756734
>>756732
Mac still hates JJ?
Mac's still alive?
Well besides that, that's...brilliant.
Spider-Man will be a menace, and none of his fancy kickflops and doodads on that skateboard will save him now!
No.756735
>>756734
oh wait it gets better! for no reason at all Dad will kidnap that Mary Jane lady, then we make Rhino attack a power plant and that will some how get us Black Cat! and for some reason we'll flood the city with green gas as Spider-Man fights dad and lizard men!
No.756736
>>756735
This sounds very familiar. Have we done this already?
Like, what if Spider-Man surfs the web and finds out this plan is already online?
No.756737
>>756736
where is he going to do that at? he's need a place with awesome internet! also we'll have a underwater base
No.756738
File: 1457751430800.png (583.33 KB, 853x480, 853:480, Spider-Man-2-Doctor-Octopu….png)
>>756737
And he's too poor for that kind of thing!
This sounds good...very good!
But I need to consolidate my plans, and get my Butterfingers back!
>wall crawls away
No.756739
>wandering around with candles
Who turned out the lights?
No.756740
>>756739
>the lights were off?
No.756741
>>756740
Maybe the fuse box broke...
No.756742
>>756741
>I'll go check it, my mask filters light
>I can see in this dark just fine
No.756743
>>756742
Thank you. I will wait here then.
No.756744
File: 1457752860730.jpg (640.95 KB, 1845x1920, 123:128, 4078697-predator-aliens-co….jpg)
>>756743
>lets see....
>someone shot the fuse box
>this may take a moment
No.756746
>>756745
>yes
>small caliber
>damage minimal
No.756747
>spark in the dark
Well...
>puff
Isn't this nostalgic.
No.756748
>>756746
Can you fix it?
>>756747
Miss Bala?
No.756749
>>756748
>yes
>just a moment
No.756750
>>756749
I appreciate it. I do not like the dark.
No.756751
>>756750
>I always found the darkness to be my ally
>I was molded by it
>I didn't see the light of day until I was teenager and by then I found it nothing but BLINDING!
>the lights cut back on
No.756752
>>756751
Blinded by light? I think they have that on the jukebox.
No.756753
>>756748
Like Kabul...
>singing emanating from nowhere
>Blind, in the deepest night.
>Reaching out, grasping for a fleeting memoryyyy.
>aaaaaaaa
Hm?
No.756754
>>756753
The lights are back.
No.756755
>>756754
>THE SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINS-
>blink
Lovely.
No.756756
>>756755
Are you unwell? Do you feel alright?
>[worried meido]
No.756757
File: 1457755080770.jpg (161.27 KB, 850x963, 850:963, sample-f0688f46116c9c9350b….jpg)
>>756756
That's my line, isn't it.
I told you you can't just play in the rain here like back in Thailand. It's a wonder you're up right now.
>guh
Fine as I ever was.
>itching a scar
No.756758
>>756757
I recover quickly. There is no need to worry about me.
>darts up
>hand on bacon's forehead
No.756759
>>756758
>cool to the touch
>might have been sitting in the dark too long
Well?
No.756760
File: 1457755476968.jpg (69.77 KB, 1278x688, 639:344, is-ant-man-actually-the-mo….jpg)
Aw man...I stepped in gum
No.756761
File: 1457755628018.jpg (818.87 KB, 850x1200, 17:24, 610108ef47c278aca48e70f64a….jpg)
No.756762
>>756759
You need sunlight. You are not a Datura flower.
>pout
No.756763
File: 1457755683952.jpg (72.43 KB, 782x1200, 391:600, tumblr_ntic9f27g21s2lswpo1….jpg)
No.756764
File: 1457755808319.jpg (234.37 KB, 1280x854, 640:427, tumblr_migf49jSC01rf19b8o1….jpg)
>>756762
Idle hands are the Devil's trumpet's playthings, mm.
>
That didn't make sense, did it.
I can't very well take my stacks and stacks of papers with me outside, now can I. Not with those two foot long mosquitoes still out there.
No.756765
File: 1457755826697.jpg (163.19 KB, 850x531, 850:531, sample-f71afb2cdcea945c347….jpg)
>>756763
That's not a flavor.
No.756766
>>756764
>guh
I will have to find a way to get you to absorb vitamin D.
No.756767
>>756765
Based on how chewed it is, probably somebody else's mouth
No.756768
>>756766
I was under the impression I had a steady supply of vitamin D and calcium. They just seem to disappear on their own before I even wake up.
>pointed staring
Sitting all day, as comfortable as it might be, isn't the best course of action.
We're going to start going jogging.
No.756769
File: 1457756200751.jpg (122.8 KB, 850x1015, 170:203, sample-7ee9f067e5d4e4da164….jpg)
>>756767
It's just gum, you know.
>picks up his shoe
>gum on the underside
Huh...
No.756770
>>756768
Jogging? Okay. That sounds fun.
No.756771
>>756770
Lancer tried to get me to do it a while ago.
>remembran
He should learn to be more specific.
>all those biscuits thrown
>what a good day
Sorry that I've been out so often recently.
No.756772
>>756771
It is okay, my friend kept me company.
No.756773
>>756772
>yes
>I am helping
>eeee
No.756774
>>756772
She's very...interesting.
>>756773
>oh boy here we go
That fruit bowl was supposed to last the whole week, you know.
No.756775
>>756773
Hello again!
>>756774
She is very nice, but I find it odd she has no name.
No.756776
>>756769
Chewed gum. It's gross. There's a trash can right over there
No.756777
File: 1457756881724.png (204.43 KB, 785x1000, 157:200, keyhole_gardevoir_by_zedri….png)
>>756774
>I only ate the grapes
>>756775
>You are less ill
No.756778
File: 1457757007161.png (340.65 KB, 650x584, 325:292, tumblr_nxv3cw2nGT1qblq2no1….png)
>>756775
She mentioned something about being part of a species when-
>she almost broke my mind
>uh
Had a little chat the other day.
>>756777
That adds up, you know.
Oh sure, a little grape here. A little pomegranate there.
Then one day you wake up and bam, an empty fruit bowl.
>pff
No.756779
File: 1457757049386.jpg (427.01 KB, 715x1000, 143:200, b7358e032b18069218146e093e….jpg)
>>756776
A real menace to society, huh.
Maybe you should put a sign down.
>?
And grow about five feet.
No.756780
>>756777
I just needed to sleep it off.
>>756778
What kind of chat?
>species
>???
Isn't everything a species?
No.756781
>>756778
>I do not understand the joke--
>haha memories
>oh.
>>756780
>Rest cures abnormal statuses...
No.756782
File: 1457757426865.jpg (738.19 KB, 1000x730, 100:73, 2f28e2ffda4b8fb3d18f749228….jpg)
>>756780
Yes, but not many are content to be called their species's name in place of any other name. I think it'd get a little confusing if we were all Mr. and Mrs. Homo Sapiens.
But even that's stretching it for some.
>uh
Your master got a bit out of hand. We were just...talking about it.
>>756781
You know for someone who can see the future, you're awfully shortsighted sometimes.
I take it you're feeling better as well.
No.756783
>>756781
Eh?
>>756782
Maestro? Is he okay?
No.756784
>>756781
Eh?
>>756782
Maestro? Is he okay?
No.756785
>>756779
>grows
I shouldn't have to man. Gum goes in the trash. It's a social contract
No.756786
File: 1457757719923.jpg (88.35 KB, 850x619, 850:619, sample-e0450ed406c145203de….jpg)
>>756785
Looks like you just got a whole lot of gum on your shoe then.
>scraping his foot over the trash
Never seen anything like that before.
No.756787
>>756782
>Nobody's perfect
>Multiple futures
>Yes
>>756783
>Never mind
>It was a joke
No.756788
>>756786
Seen what? Gum on a shoe?
No.756789
>>756783
It's my opinion that you could drop a very large bomb on that guy and he'd still manage to find a way to fuck up getting blown to high heaven.
He's fine. Your friend here and his girlfriend helped.
>>756787
You talk like someone else I know.
Guess that means palm reading's off the table.
No.756790
>>756788
Don't chew much gum where I'm from.
Now guys growing spontaneously, that's just normal.
No.756791
>>756790
It's not spontaneous. It's a controlled release of specialized particles.
No.756792
File: 1457758125995.jpg (306.25 KB, 457x700, 457:700, 93406d1c099c61bdd407691f98….jpg)
>>756791
So like when you gotta fart so you lift only one leg up?
No.756793
File: 1457758267579.jpg (72.43 KB, 782x1200, 391:600, tumblr_ntic9f27g21s2lswpo1….jpg)
>>756792
Sure....I mean...no. But sure.
No.756795
File: 1457758334440.jpg (288.2 KB, 900x827, 900:827, 8e01f5b22a5c29de44a1438c12….jpg)
>>756789
>Someone?
>Palms aren't red.
>too tired to form coherent sentences
>tfw two psychotic breaks in the span of three days
No.756796
File: 1457758334699.jpg (164.83 KB, 850x942, 425:471, sample-2067b55e177fff3cca9….jpg)
>>756793
Can't be yes and no at the same time.
Maybe it can, nothing's perfect.
Could've just done that and got the gum off.
No.756797
>staring at a sign hung up on the wall
>facepalm
You have got to be kidding me...
No.756798
>>756794
Seems his master finally decided to make her grand entrance.
>no wait
Sister. Whatever.
And I thought the dog allusions were just being optimistic.
>>756795
Not according to old stories about thieves, no.
Just a friend of mine.
>tosses a kiwi
Someone looks pretty beat.
No.756799
>>756796
It's easier than trying to explain it all.
>>756797
Who's trying to kill you this week?
No.756800
>>756797
>hmmmm
>HMMMMM
This Bucky guy sounds pretty important.
>>756799
Sounds kinda lazy
No.756801
File: 1457758868206.jpg (319.06 KB, 1189x1200, 1189:1200, e820091a1983c6ecf4912be9f1….jpg)
>>756798
>Yes
>Happened again
>it hurts
No.756802
>>756799
No idea. I haven't been picking too many fights lately.
>>756800
He is. To some people, anyway.
No.756804
>>756800
Right...cause I'm lazy. Not at all because I can't explain it without a chart.
>>756802
This doesn't look like something Steve would do
No.756805
>>756801
Let's just keep those feelings inside where they belong this time, mm.
I'd recommend the obvious in staying away from the crazies, but you probably already thought of that.
>nodding
Eat your fruit.
>>756803
Apparently he killed some guy's dog back in the day and offered to take its place.
Didn't think he was into that kind of stuff.
No.756806
File: 1457759266720.jpg (103.31 KB, 850x865, 170:173, sample-99fb10807038544ffd0….jpg)
>>756802
Kind of jealous. Wish I had a sign.
>>756804
>shrug
Try me. Always looking to learn new things.
No.756807
>>756805
>feeling the kiwi
>Fuzzy
>Skin inedible
>guh
>telekinetically peeling it
No.756808
>>756804
I doubt Steve did this. My guess is somebody put that up there as a prank.
>>756806
>shrugs
Better a sign like this than a wanted poster, I guess.
No.756809
File: 1457759480507.jpg (53.98 KB, 500x477, 500:477, 4ea8e297c597c1a3c6e99f476d….jpg)
No.756810
>>756807
I thought I was dealing with an intelligent being here, not a robot.
>cracks open her own kiwi
You'll just have to stay near the stable ones until you're better. Seems nobody can go for long without coming down with something.
>>756809
Hush.
>insert kiwi into minimouth
No.756811
File: 1457759589909.png (104.21 KB, 350x307, 350:307, ScottLang_AvengersAssemble.png)
>>756806
I uh...don't have my charts with me.
>>756808
Falcon maybe?
No.756812
File: 1457759630890.jpg (149.17 KB, 850x615, 170:123, sample-3c96cd086b103e43451….jpg)
>>756808
>wanted poster
>cha ching
Yeah?
>>756811
Guess that's that.
No.756813
>>756810
>Hurts to think
>stuffing the whole kiwi in now that it's skinless
No.756814
>>756810
Wh-
>plugged
>mini maid noises
No.756815
>>756813
I might have a solution to that.
>folds arms around the bitties
>squeezes the trusty flask out
Now...who to give it to.
>>756814
Second verse same as the first.
>taps under her chin
You eat too much peppers and crap, I don't need my maid falling down to scurvy.
No.756816
File: 1457760017192.png (802.33 KB, 586x911, 586:911, This is a sneaking mission.png)
>>756811
Maybe. This seems like a stunt Sam would pull.
>>756812
Yeah. I doubt having a bounty on your head would be a fun ride.
>tfw public identity
>tfw pissed off a lot of people being a commie assassin
>Buck's probably wanted by at least a hundred different people
No.756817
>>756815
Scurvy? But we are not pirates.
No.756819
>>756812
I can explain it, but without the chart you might not get the full context.
>>756816
He does have a sense of humor
No.756820
Damn, he really packed a punch...
>nursing a black eye
Guess I'm going solo for a while.
No.756821
File: 1457760341922.jpg (744.37 KB, 930x798, 155:133, 5db7499567af6020ad3f7ae80b….jpg)
>>756817
Oh but I disagree. We're pirates of the highest sort.
We operate beyond the law, Fabiola. We steal. We cheat. We kill everyone in our way.
If that's not a pirate I don't know what it is.
As captain, I'm ordering you to finish that kiwi.
>>756818
Just relax and do the mind reading thing.
>flask back
>chug
No.756822
>>756821
>oh
>ohhh
>down goes waifumon
No.756823
File: 1457760424396.jpg (163.19 KB, 850x531, 850:531, sample-f71afb2cdcea945c347….jpg)
>>756816
It's actually not so bad.
You can see the stars and everything, even from inside the cell from what I hear.
>>756819
I kinda like it like that.
Leaves something left to find out.
>>756820
>pffft
Look what the cat dragged in.
What happened, the money hit back this time.
No.756824
>>756821
But what about he ship and the sailing and the hats and eyepatches?
>Mini pls
No.756825
File: 1457760543764.jpg (23.71 KB, 610x343, 610:343, Punished Lupin- A Fallen L….jpg)
>>756823
>eyepatch modo: yes
I could say the same to you!
>guh
Civil disagreement.
No.756826
File: 1457760748686.jpg (107.07 KB, 519x835, 519:835, Wrapping metal in bandages.jpg)
>>756819
Guess I'm the bad guy for not laughing at his joke, then.
>>756823
I don't know. If someone captured me, I doubt they'd bother throwing me in a jail cell.
No.756827
>>756822
>phew
That solves one headcase.
>I wonder if she's an angry drunk
>haha fuck
>>756824
You can't see it?
We sail with the Lagoon Company in that Black Lagoon of theirs, even if it's from a distance. Hotel Moscow has taken on a man with an eyepatch plenty of times before, even leaving me for dead.
And hats...
>poking the bun
So we're really more like Tortuga. But it's no difference.
No.756828
>>756827
>
>oh no
>she's a hyperactive drunk
No.756829
>>756825
There's hotlines you can call for this sorta thing, hear they're open 24/7.
>grin
Wherever I go, I go.
Simple as that, huh.
>>756826
Not a lot of money in a dead mark.
>woops
>oh well
There's a reason they call it the Venus of the hard sell.
No.756831
>>756823
Well, short version. I use a special particle. That particle can be used to either shrink or grow matter while retaining density. It also, when used properly can be used to manipulate durability and density.
Hey, guess I didn't need the chart.
>>756826
I didn't laugh at it
No.756832
>>756829
It won't be happening anytime soon.
>or at least until Jigen calms down
>beardy pls
We're not so different, you and I.
>sssssip
No.756833
>>756828
>oh god I can feel my spine tingling
Let's all just calm down here.
>flicking grapes off her arm
>>756830
Yarr harr fiddle dee dee.
>cheek pinch
You are a pirate.
No.756834
>>756833
>Grapes!
>juggling them with TK
>before eating them
No.756835
>>756833
Then I really can say venceremos!
No.756836
>>756829
Yeah? Why's that?
>>756831
>blink
...Y'know, maybe it wasn't Falcon. Hawkeye's usually behind the less funny jokes.
No.756837
File: 1457761422350.jpg (88.72 KB, 599x708, 599:708, bd98a2e9e5b588f60e4fedc0c5….jpg)
>>756831
>thinking
So it compresses the space between atoms or something, huh.
Usually when that happens they call it a nuke.
Where's the excess space go.
>>756832
They say the longer you put off calling someone, the worse it gets.
Domestic abuse is no laughing matter.
>cheekin
>>756836
Because no one's looking to die, really.
No.756838
>>756834
>cute
>cute
I should get you drunk more often.
This is somehow easier to handle.
>lining another grape up
Now go long.
>>756835
Oh?
>kneading the cheek around
What's stopping you from doing it right now?
Scream it for me. That's an order.
No.756839
>>756837
I see plenty of smiles though.
>cheesegrin: go
No.756840
>>756836
If you consider what Hawkeye considers a joke a joke.
But then I love Dad jokes so what do I know?
>>756837
>shrugs
I just mastered using it, I didn't invent it
No.756841
File: 1457761629524.png (74.42 KB, 500x386, 250:193, tumblr_inline_o36x49eSi91s….png)
>>756838
>floatan backwards
>Long!
No.756842
>>756837
I've come close two or three times. It's not fun.
>>756840
Even dad jokes are funnier than what Clint comes up with most of the time.
No.756843
>>756838
>MAG-7 out
>aimed straight up
>BANG
VENCEREEEEEEEMOOOOOOS
No.756844
>>756839
Somebody tells you they have a healthy sense of humor, they're just trying to hide something.
>twirling a ciggie through his fingers
>flicks it
Some hostel.
>>756840
Same for everybody with a gun.
Guns don't make nukes though.
>>756842
I hear death is a real nice lady.
No.756845
File: 1457761986141.jpg (105.64 KB, 709x422, 709:422, tumblr_np79xzqJA11uwlss4o1….jpg)
>>756841
>bounces the grape off her arm
>it goes about a foot
Now that just won't do.
>rolls her sleeve up
>wrist rocket strapped to her arm
>grape: loaded
>fire
>>756843
>sidesteps the falling plaster
Good. Very good. For a first try, at least. Cute voice.
>snaps
Men!
>goons pop out of everywhere
>UURRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
No.756846
>>756844
It works. People are too scared of the superpowered nutjobs to come by.
No.756847
>>756845
>playing with the grape's flight path for amusement
>Yes, this is good
No.756848
>>756845
I did my best, miss Bala.
No.756849
File: 1457762256643.jpg (1.75 MB, 2894x2667, 2894:2667, mcu_ant_man_by_xzodiackx-d….jpg)
>>756842
What I know is that Dad Jokes are the highest form of humor.
>>756844
I would say ask the guy who invented it, but he's unstable at best and abusive at worst
No.756850
File: 1457762299026.jpg (43.56 KB, 505x858, 505:858, Bucky is too cool for trig….jpg)
>>756844
Even if she is, I'd rather not find out.
>>756849
I wouldn't go that far. Then again, I'm not a parent.
No.756851
>>756847
Oh, but you're not done.
>twists the wrist rocket
>collapsible scope pops up
Show me something interesting
>grape sniping go
>>756848
I know, but we'll have to work on that, won't we.
>infected giddiness
>smek
>plugs with the flask
The surefire way to get the voice you're after, no?
No.756852
>>756846
I'm sure they're all really nice guys when you get to know them.
If you get to know them.
Place has been bugging lately with my kind, or so I've heard.
Decent party spot.
>>756849
So you're some kind of martyr, huh.
>>756850
What's wrong, shy?
No.756853
>>756851
>guhuhuh
>hoveran the grapes like Mags stopping bullets
No.756854
>>756851
>what
>wait what
>um
>UM
>
No.756855
File: 1457762643196.jpg (22.89 KB, 376x313, 376:313, a4e2b5be141be004a131241781….jpg)
No.756856
>>756850
I am. Hearing "Daaaaaaaaaad!" With maybe a little eye rolling is music to my ears.
>>756852
No, I'm Ant Man
No.756857
>>756853
>grape after grape right between the eyes
>visibly enjoying herself
>blinkblink
Oh, seems I'm out of ammo.
Boris, what's the situation with the watermelon cannons.
>Still in development, Kapitan.
Damn.
>>756854
Use your words, Fabiola.
Did you want another one.
>pulls the flask out and nips it herself
No.756858
>>756857
>Have them back then
>wall of grapes flying at Bala
No.756859
File: 1457762936593.jpg (122.8 KB, 850x1015, 170:203, sample-7ee9f067e5d4e4da164….jpg)
>>756855
And here I am leaving my big red nose back home.
>>756856
>pffff
Right, and I'm Jackie Gleason.
No.756860
>>756857
I, ah... you just-
>no don't spoil it
It is nothing miss Bala.
No.756861
File: 1457762989119.png (1022.83 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, tumblr_nkglorvsfa1ra64mmo3….png)
>>756859
It's cool, I brought the oversized shoes!
No.756862
>>756852
Hardly. If I kicked the bucket, it'd screw a lot of things up for a lot of people.
>smirk
Remember how you said Bucky sounded like he was important? Well, you're looking at him.
>>756856
>chuckles
Gotta hand it to you, Scott. I don't think I could take care of a kid and play hero at the same time.
No.756863
>>756858
>!
Now where did I put those sunglasses...
>too late
>GRAPE'd
>and sent sprawling
>>756860
>she's at your feet, mini
That sure doesn't look like nothing.
No.756864
File: 1457763208030.png (212.52 KB, 1025x662, 1025:662, fda96526b65b89e465daf181e5….png)
No.756865
>>756863
>!!
My skirt!
>>756864
>AAAAA
NO WAIT IT IS A JOKE
No.756866
>>756859
You're way too thin to be Gleason. Plus he's been dead for years.
>>756862
Thats why she lives with her Mom. Well that and the courts said, being an avenger is so dangerous that I can't have sole custody.
No.756867
>>756861
Wonder why clowns are so weird.
Y'know what they say about shoe size.
>>756862
>gasp
No! I never would have believed it.
>>756866
Nah, he's alive on Mars. Elvis too.
No.756868
>>756867
They're good for ballast?
No.756869
>>756864
>wait what
>HRRRBGJGHLGBLLGHGHLHLGH
>>756865
>kind of tweaking the fuck out
>if I die, my only consolation is the last thing I'll ever see are spats
No.756870
>>756866
Oh.
>rubbing the back of his head
Well, uh... that makes things easier.
>>756867
Surprise of the year, I know.
No.756871
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>>756865
>Oh
>>756869
>!
>Heal Pulse
>git fixed
No.756872
>>756867
Everybody knows Elvis left Mars in 99.
>>756870
Yep. Unending suffering. But for Cassie, ID endure anything
No.756873
File: 1457763624785.jpg (427.01 KB, 715x1000, 143:200, b7358e032b18069218146e093e….jpg)
>>756868
You know that many lady clowns?
No, women in general.
>>756870
You don't sound too surprised.
Go back out for a few minutes and come back in, we'll relight the candles.
>>756872
He's got a visa, I've seen around downtown.
No.756874
>>756869
>AAAA
>latched on
Miss Baaaaalaaaaa!
>>756871
>AAAAAA
No.756875
File: 1457763756398.jpg (28.25 KB, 550x309, 550:309, lupin-iii-mine-fujiko-to-i….jpg)
>>756873
The FCC's gonna have our hides, y'know.
No.756876
>>756871
>eyes screwed shut
>Bala it's over wake up
>>756874
>gkkkkt
>instinctual squish
No.756877
>>756872
>smile
That's what family's all about, isn't it?
>>756873
If that's what you want.
>actually leaves the room
>Bucky no
>comes back after about five minutes
No.756878
>>756872
Huh. I didn't knwo they took visa all the way out there.
MasterCard maybe.
>>756877
Wouldn't trade it for the world
No.756879
hey guys, what's going on in her-
>>756876
....
>god damn it.
No.756880
>>756876
Phew... you had me worried.
No.756881
>>756876
>Mistakes were made
>Calm Mind go
>detoxing in progress
No.756882
File: 1457763988605.jpg (163.19 KB, 850x531, 850:531, sample-f71afb2cdcea945c347….jpg)
>>756875
A man's entitled to his own beef jerky, isn't he.
>>756877
>room's decked out in streamers and ballons
>pops a noisemaker
Congrats, it's a boy.
>>756878
MasterCard actually owns a day of the week out there.
No.756883
>>756880
>aaaaaaaaaa
>aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I'd say we can put off the jogging until the day after tomorrow.
>grip tightens
>>756881
>ohhhhhhhhhhh that's the stuff
>slackening bacon
No.756884
>>756883
I think we can manage that.
No.756885
>>756882
Not according to the paranoid government.
No.756887
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>>756878
>nods
Natasha found out that my little sister's still around after all this time. I try to visit her as much as possible.
>>756882
>grin
Bringing out the decorations a little early, aren't you? My birthday's not 'till the 20th.
No.756888
>>756882
Space is weird
>>756887
Does she even know it's you?
No.756889
>>756884
Good.
>tweak
Because I still haven't forgiven you for skipping on our movie night the other week.
So we'll be having another at an acquaintance's house.
Don't miss it.
>>756886
>shrug
Easy come, easy go.
Whatever that was, you'll be doing it again on a regular basis.
No.756890
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>>756885
Where's the joke, Buckley.
>>756887
We don't do born again things here.
>>756888
Looking a little small and big headed there.
No.756892
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No.756893
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>>756888
Well... sometimes. She, uh... she has Alzheimer's now.
>>756890
Good. Wouldn't want things to get too weird around here.
No.756894
>>756890
Right there!
>points away
>convenient exit
No.756895
>>756891
If you do that we're going to have some problems.
>>756892
An acquaintance.
>patpat
>...
>[realization]
>oh god did I really
No.756896
File: 1457764842065.jpg (72.43 KB, 782x1200, 391:600, tumblr_ntic9f27g21s2lswpo1….jpg)
>>756890
I haven't changed.
>>756893
Ouch
No.756897
File: 1457764869865.jpg (164.83 KB, 850x942, 425:471, sample-2067b55e177fff3cca9….jpg)
>>756893
>?
The green hair not enough?
>>756894
>oh wait I know this one
Who was that masked man?
>>756896
When's the last time you called any of your high school friends.
No.756898
>>756895
>!
>Intoxicating me could prove... unpredictable.
No.756899
>>756895
>yes
>this pleases the smol meido
No.756900
>>756896
>shrugs
It's what happens with age, I guess. I'm just happy she's still around at all.
>>756897
Considering the stuff I've seen, green hair seems normal by comparison.
No.756901
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>>756898
Frankly you're just another something that I don't quite get about this place. Nothing new there.
For all I know strong feelings could get you drunk.
>>756899
>cradlan
>peeks over
>mini's skirt ruffled up a bit
...
>spats
No.756902
>>756897
Last week. But to be fair she's my ex-wife
>>756900
I didn't even know you had a sister
No.756903
File: 1457765391940.jpg (103.31 KB, 850x865, 170:173, sample-99fb10807038544ffd0….jpg)
>>756900
It only gets weirder from there, trust me.
>>756902
>shakes his head
>steps out
No.756904
>>756901
Miss Bala, what-
>UH
No.756905
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>>756901
>I am empathic, yes.
No.756906
>>756904
>
>
>
Hm?
>>756905
Starting to see why people don't like going to therapy.
>pure thoughts
What's it feel like.
No.756907
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>>756902
I don't really talk about her that much. After our dad died, she got sent off to a boarding school while I got put through Army training.
>>756903
Don't worry. I'll be sure to freak out once things get crazy.
No.756908
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>>756906
It felt a little drafty.
No.756909
>>756903
ITS NOT THAT I CANT MOVE ON! ITS THAT WE HAVE A KID TOGETHER!
why am I shouting after him?
>>756907
You didn't write her or visit her on leave?
No.756910
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No.756911
>>756908
I'm sure it was just your imagination.
Active duty's about over the day, if you wanted to do something now would be the time.
>...
When's your birthday.
>>756910
You're going to have to meet me halfway a little more than that.
No.756912
>>756909
I wrote her letters all the time. No idea how many of 'em actually got to her, though.
No.756913
>>756911
>uh
It is in June.
>out of the maid dress she goes
No.756914
>>756911
>just
>bringing Bala into the ether that is psychic empathy
>for all of five seconds
>Words do not do it justice.
No.756915
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>>756913
Mm.
>nonchalant externally
>calculating internally
You spent your last birthday in Thailand then, if memory serves.
>>756914
>uh
>uh
>shuddering
...Why did that pink haired boy call me a faggot.
No.756916
>>756915
That is correct. It was my quincenera.
No.756917
>>756915
>He is always like that.
No.756918
>>756916
Hardly fitting. We'll have to do better this year.
>sniff
We might be going to see the motherland soon enough anyway. The Americans are moving into the Crimea just like they have every other time.
Same oil, different day.
>>756917
I blame the schools.
I'm not usually one to congratulate a person for doing nothing, but you earned this just by living with that.
>suitcase falls in through the ceiling
>strawberry shake inside
No.756919
>looking around
>perhaps maybe lost
No.756920
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No.756922
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>>756919
>that's one lost person, mmhmm
No.756923
>>756919
>?
That was quite a show the other day.
>>756920
>baww
It's not going to eat itself, you know.
If it's that much trouble you can go wherever it is you types go when you're not here.
I have a handle on your small friend.
>>756921
Very.
But I should have...something that still fits you.
No.756924
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>>756922
>not lost
Can I help you?
>>756923
It wasn't intentional. Have you seen him anywhere?
No.756925
>Not Beowulf status: still very
No.756926
>>756924
I heard you gave the hound quite the match.
No.756928
>>756923
>I will go and drink this away then
>hovering off with the shake
No.756929
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>>756924
Not since he decided to grow his winter coat late, no.
I'd put more stock in throwing biscuits at him, it seems to work.
>>756927
Venezuela is warm and Thailand is even warmer, I doubt you have any heavy clothes.
>tweak
The naive act only gets a conversation so far.
>>756928
>hmm
Wonder if she thought I was bring mean.
>shrug
Eh, psychics.
No.756930
>>756926
We spar whenever we have time to. It doesn't always end so dramatically, though.
>>756929
I assumed that the blue woman took him away after I put him down but he doesn't seem to be anywhere here.
>Ah, so that's why there's so many dog biscuits in the house.
No.756931
>>756925
You've been keeping busy.
>>756930
A human keeping up with a demigod. Impressive.
No.756932
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>>756929
I will need many leggings. And gloves. And a scarf. And a hat.
We do not do so well in the cold...
No.756933
>>756931
>zoinks
No idea what'cher talkin' about, old man.
No.756934
>>756930
Sounds about right, really.
From what I heard from the lady herself, she's from another dimension or some other stupid bullshit.
He's probably there enjoying her chaste clothing selection.
>>756932
I've probably got a hat or two lying around from the early 70s.
...Could probably just keep you in my jacket.
No.756935
>>756931
>blink
It's not so simple, unfortunately.
>>756934
I would be more impressed if he was still conscious at all.
>opens a broom closet
>flump
Ah.
No.756936
>>756933
>is he still doing the thing
You already blew your cover, "ripper, tearer, and slasher".
>>756935
Nothing ever is. Perhaps you'd care to explain.
No.756937
>>756936
>nertz
I like the suit, ah?
Whaddya need, impaler.
No.756938
>>756934
Keep me in your jacket...
>that sounds warm
I hope it's warmer.
No.756939
>>756935
Looks like dogs can find their way home after all.
>is that a broomstick in his ass
>ok now I have to
>throws a biscuit at his unconscious face
>>756938
>blink
You stay latched to my chest for hours at a time, I'd think you'd know just how warm it is in there.
It also helps to not be seen with little girl escorts in this business. No offense.
No.756940
>>756939
>pouting
What do you mean?
No.756941
>>756936
>cuts her wrist open
>glowing purple tendrils squirming around
I was given power a long time ago to protect my family. Is that satisfactory?
>looking slightly disgusted at the squirming
>>756939
It's better that he's here than unconscious in an alternate dimension somewhere.
>places a hand on the dog's forehead
No.756942
>sits up suddenly
>gasping for air
Fucking-
>gasppant
No.756943
>>756937
You're still running around, it's been some time since we've last met. That's all.
>>756941
Fascinating.
>blood crawling towards Vlad's feet
>fuggin vampires
No.756944
>>756940
We Slavs don't tend to discriminate when we're angry.
And with an American imposed Prime Minister, those Ukrainians are going to one pissed off bunch indeed.
I know a few old Bratva guys though I could definitely laugh at when you hand them their asses.
>>756941
I wouldn't speak so soon about that.
>excuse me what
>mildly grossed out
>>756942
Welcome back to the land of the living, Lancer.
>point
Might wanna pick your landing zones more carefully next time.
No.756945
>>756942
Eh?
>>756943
>steps over the arrow blood
Well sure. Didn't think I up and kicked the bucket, didja.
No.756946
>>756944
>smug mini
So you do want me around.
No.756947
>>756942
You left me no choice.
>>756943
>i've seen worse
You are the same as Lancer then?
>>756944
You might be right, but it's my responsibility that he's at least conscious.
>what wound there's no wound
No.756948
>>756945
With all the nonsense in the past involving the hound's teacher and the small blonde child, it doesn't hurt to be wary.
I'd prefer to take care of my own, as it were.
>>756947
>it's only the beginning
>at least he's not thirsty
In a sense. I'm no pagan god's son.
No.756949
>>756944
Landing zones?
>extracting himself from the mess of cleaning utensils
I'm glad that this is what people think of me.
>>756945
>is that beowulf
>nah
Eh?
>>756947
I don't blame you, better in than out.
>yawns and stretches
I haven't missed anything have I?
No.756950
>>756946
...
>Bitch Suppressant: Disarming Style
Te quiero, huh.
>>756947
A position I don't readily envy.
Kind of makes me wonder where you've been this whole time. I can only keep him so entertained.
>>756949
That doesn't work if you do it to yourself.
>foot tapping
You were a bit of a nuisance, you know.
No.756952
>>756948
So that'd make it me, huh.
Good grief.
Ain't nothin' to worry about, old man. Here I be in the flesh.
Just got sidetracked with this wrestling thing.
>>756949
Ah?
No.756953
>>756948
But you are a Servant, right?
>>756949
Nothing worth mentioning outside your usual workload.
>>756950
I try to distance myself from what he does in his free time. For peace of mind, I'm sure you'd understand.
No.756954
>>756952
You and I are the only ones of our class, yes. I need not worry for you, however, and I meant in general.
Wrestling?
>>756953
There is no use hiding it. I am.
No.756955
>>756950
Can't handle me at my worst, eh?
>>756952
Oh?
>>756953
You serious?! You knocked me out and I still have my quota to fill?
>ugh
No.756956
>>756951
Then I hope you're not implying I'm stupid enough to not listen to something like that.
>guh
Fine. Just try not to get scruffed.
>>756953
Recently?
I wouldn't even know the meaning of the phrase.
Hakuna Matata is only as good as the belief in it is, I guess.
>>756955
Don't look so downtrodden. You're the one that failed to specify you turn into a fucking werewolf.
>?
Quota?
No.756957
>>756954
Uh...well thanks anyway. I guess?
>this sounds like racial stuff but I'm not your blood homie homie
Yeah, wrestlin'. Last guy fell through, needed somebody else with my quali...the right stuff.
>grin
>>756955
Uh?
No.756958
File: 1457770732178.jpg (857.03 KB, 850x1200, 17:24, ddd06d72acd23ce730eb588480….jpg)
>Here we are, Raidou. Three of those Servants and one magus.
>noddan to shouldercat
>The sooner we get done with this request, the sooner we can go home. Let's test this one and skedaddle.
>?
>''It's a word I picked up from this time. "Skedaddle." Isn't it fun?"
...
>Oh, you buzzkill.
>>756953
>LOCK EYES, FROM ACROSS THE ROOM
>DOWN MY DRINK TO THE RHYTHM'S BOOM
>Hey, lady. You got a minute?
>that's a talking cat
No.756959
>>756954
In that case, it's nice to meet you...
>looking Vlad up and down
I'm... not quite sure what to call you.
>>756955
I've done half of yours already, since your current situation is partially my fault.
>>756956
In that case I'll have to make sure his schedule is a little tighter to keep him off your hands.
No.756960
>>756957
>s'okey
>you still my nig
You indulged thoroughly, I assume.
>Vlad no don't be stuffy
>>756959
You may call me by my title: voivode.
No.756961
>>756956
Legend of Cu Chulainn, Bala. Be glad it's as pretty as a werewolf.
>grins
I've got a quota to fill, I'm not some kind of bum, you know. I'm surprisingly productive.
>>756957
Oh.
>>756959
I'm gonna go with at least three-quarters, but half should be easily done within a day or two. I guess I owe you one then, Izzy.
No.756962
No.756963
>>756960
Indulge?
>Grail help
Hell yeah. Some overgrown hick called himself Grendel. So I wrestled him to pieces.
>>756961
Ain't you a barrel of laughs.
No.756964
>>756958
>that's a talking cat
>this can only be tiring
Yes?
>>756960
Voivode it is.
>bows
Izumi, of the Nase clan.
>>756961
You're welcome. Oh, the little dragon misses you, you should go comfort her.
No.756965
>>756963
>prospect of dismemberment
>eeeeee
You must tell me more of this "wrestling".
>>756964
A clan. So you're one with old world ties.
No.756966
>>756959
>is that something I actually want
>uh
Aren't you sweet.
And vague, too. It doesn't help make up for the first impression, just so you know.
>>756961
I've read your story, Lancer. It could have used a werewolf, really.
>pff
And what is this oh so mysterious job you supposedly commit to on a daily basis.
No.756967
>>756966
>??
Is there something you wanted to know?
No.756968
>>756963
Oh I'm absolutely hilarious once you get to know me, really.
>>756964
Ha! I knew she'd be bothered if I didn't show my face every once in awhile.
>>756966
It's a secret. Don't want no mafia finding out about it.
>snickers
No.756969
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>>756964
>You're a Heisei era magus, aren't you? The man I'm perched on and I came from the past to make sure you future generations are up to snuff.
...
>He doesn't say much so I'll introduce him. This is Raidou Kuzunoha XIV.
...
>You can at least manage "hi", Raidou.
Hello.
>You wouldn't mind a little test, right? We can't exactly go back home until we finish this request.
No.756970
>>756965
S'not much to tell ya can't just go see for yourself.
Mud ring out back with a red guy sittin' in the corner. Think he's there all day.
>>756968
Yeah?
No.756971
>>756967
"Everything" comes to mind, but I'm prudent enough to curb the questioning.
Curiosity and cats don't mix well, and all that.
Let's start with your sister.
>>756968
>blink
I've got two pounds of biscuits that begs to differ.
No.756972
>>756965
We're an old bloodline and done our best to keep our traditions alive.
>>756969
I'd like to hear what this test is before I accept.
>>756971
My sister?
>squint
What about her?
No.756973
>>756970
Uh, not so good at jokes in the spotlight, though.
>>756971
I think the fact that you think I'd accept because of those biscuit is kind of insulting.
No.756974
>>756970
>peering out back through a Carnage shaped hole
And dismemberment happens often, yes?
>>756972
You've done well enough. I've noticed the weakening of bloodlines lately.
No.756975
>>756972
Oh, you know.
I'm just dying to meet the idiot that would summon or whatever an even bigger idiot.
Was that not obvious?
>>756973
>griiiiiiin
Would you do it for a Cu-by Snack?
No.756976
>>756972
>cape moved aside
>thaaat's a sword
>Just a little show of skill, nothing too serious.
Yatagarasu sent us.
>Messenger of the sun, yep.
No.756977
>>756973
Ain't much use for jokes anyway, eh?
Not around nothin' that ain't a bonfire.
>looking around
Nope.
>>756974
Uh...nah, not near as I can figure.
No.756978
>>756974
The need to keep a strong bloodline has waned among most of the other demon hunters, unfortunately.
>>756975
Ah, if you're talking about Lancer's Master, that would be my brother. The current head of my clan.
>>756976
>yatagarasu
>welp
If it was decreed by divine will, then so be it.
>
No.756979
>>756975
>triple facepalm
It hurts... IT HURTS!
>>756977
There's kind of a no open uncontrollable flames rule around here I think.
No.756980
>>756977
>mildly disappointed
Oh...
>>756978
Demons, eh.
No.756981
>>756978
>???
And you've lost me.
>uh
And now you're fighting.
Looks like my time is up.
>Cena's hand gesture
>spell tag stuck to her hand
The hell is this.
>>756979
Don't tempt what you don't understand.
>eyebrow raised
There's far worse than a little pun out there.
But I think I'll be taking my sign and leaving.
>street sign get
Try not to turn into a werewolf or whatever again.
>strolls off
No.756982
>>756979
Bummer!
>!
Hey, who's the dame?
>>756980
Nah, just kiddin'!
Especially when I do it!
No.756983
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>>756978
>he's entirely ignoring his swood
>in favor of what looks like a cast iron test tube
>the top slides up and a neon green gas is let out
>which turns into a giant fucking skeleton
Demon hunters should be able to handle this.
No.756984
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>>756980
The official title is "Spirit World Warrior", but it's a bit archaic and... cheesy.
>>756981
I'm sorry if I haven't been clear... Maybe I didn't understand the question.
>>756983
>is that you mr skeltal
>Nase Style: Glacial Barrier
>forms a box around mr skeltal
>squeeze
No.756985
>>756981
Hm. I'll chase after later I suppose.
>>756982
Which one?
No.756986
>>756982
I'll look forward to your bouts then.
>>756984
>
>that's his "amused" face
No.756987
>>756984
>maybe satisfied
>another tube opens
>Minamoto no Yoshitsune summoned
>I'd say she's good. Didn't even need to approach!
>noddan
Okay.
No.756988
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>>756986
>ok that's only maybe slightly disturbing
>shrugs it off
>>756987
>this one has pants
>what's going on
>doesn't even wait for Yoshitsune to be ready
>as soon as his feet hits the floor she's already slicing
No.756989
>>756986
Come on man you could at least try not to psych her out while she's fighting.
No.756990
>>756988
>nigga you be chargin' 'gainst HASSOU TOBI
>he's not even swinging his sword and the blows are raining down
>I thought I was impatient.
No.756991
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>>756988
>:3c
>>756989
What do you mean?
No.756992
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>>756990
>had to fight a man made out of the same tentacle parasite that's inside me
>could be worse
No.756993
>>756991
You should take a look in the mir- Just take my world for it when I say your smile isn't exactly photogenic.
No.756994
>>756993
I see. There's a reason my Charisma is E.
No.756995
>>756992
>it could
>you could be going up against Masakado
>Maybe I should ease up a little.
>he's got his war fan
>the one he beat Benkei to shit with
No.756996
>>756994
Less "amused" more "terrifying".
>watching izumi fight
Man, I had a feeling it wouldn't be long until she'd get in a fight as soon as she got here.
No.756997
>>756996
It's only a test.
No.756998
...
Kavacha feels tighter today.
No.756999
>>756996
It suits me.
>
She doesn't seem too bothered by it.
No.757000
>>756995
>hits the ground
>staff at the ready
No.757001
>>757000
>sippan boba tea
>while charging with a fan
You're doing fabulously already, child.
No.757002
>>756997
Eh, I got faith in her. She's strong enough for me not to have to tie one hand behind my back.
>>756998
No. This isn't okay at all.
>>756999
She's got more discipline than both her siblings combined.
No.757004
>>757001
>is this okay
>this isn't okay
>he's drinking tea while swinging a fan what the hell
>grunts in appreciation
No.757005
>>757002
Not okay?
>
Oh.
Lancer, why is this happening.
>>757003
>!
You are small.
No.757006
>>757005
You are large!
>
That was an exclamation point. I didn't know I could do that.
No.757007
>>757005
>boner no
>looks away
I was hoping you could explain that.
No.757008
>>757002
I wonder if she impales with that staff...
No.757009
>>757004
>that fan's deflecting the staff
>he beat Benkei with it bae, step it up
I wonder what these little balls in the drink are made of.
No.757010
>>757006
I think something is happening.
Something seafoody...
That's what you say when it's suspicious, right?
>>757007
>??
>Discernment of the Poor
>oh
I didn't know I was causing you discomfort.
>focus
>they shrink
No.757011
>>757010
This chair is comfy, friend. But being small is odd.
I don't know how to feel about this and yet I'm being so smug about it.
Help.
No.757012
>>757008
>this goy
Not people, I'll say that much.
>>757010
Oh man that's something I definitely didn't want to see. Are you doing this on purpose?
No.757013
>>757012
>you're lucky this is nonverbal
>impale all kikes
>and mudslimes
>maybe the darkies too
>ALL HEATHENS MUST DIE
It matters not whose run spills.
No.757014
>>757009
>tendrils raising up through the skin
>covers the staff in a barrier
>Invisible Air
>Agility: B A
No.757015
>>757011
>Mana Bust wears off
>
Oh...
I think I'm disgusted, but I'm not too sure yet.
Where did this sailor outfit come from?
>>757012
No, I didn't know Kavacha could be roomy.
>Brahmastra eye glows
Lancer if you're having impure thoughts I have no choice.
No.757016
>>757014
>[excited]
>finishing his tea
>hucks the plastic cup behind him
Now we're getting somewhere!
>full attention: go
>Kojiro level of swordsmanship
>clangclangclang
No.757017
>>757015
It looks nice. I wish I could wear clothes but then I'd be covering my back.
I'm cursed not to.
Do you want tea, friend?
>bonked with Yoshitsune's
No.757018
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>>757016
>thank god I have two ends to defend against a tsubame gaeshi
>blocking with glacial barriers and the staff
>tfw magic is entirely defensive
No.757019
>>757015
If you think I have a choice in that I'm thinking then you're sorely, definitely wrong.
No.757020
>>757017
But I already knew that.
Are you just saying things? Because this is the longest you've ever talked.
>tea
Yes-
>tea gets swishy swooshied
Aw.
>>757019
>hmmmm
>HMMMMMMMMMMM
You're right. I can't judge a natural reaction.
But it's still gross.
>sage nodding
The Lancer that looks like Saber let me borrow this.
>NEET shirt
No.757021
>>757018
>tsubame gaeshi only hits from left, right and above
>hassou tobi hits from eight directions
>summoned demons are jacked
>good thing this is just a test
You're already doing better than all the other people who got past part one of the test: I actually have to try!
Ohh, you pass, but let's keep going!
No.757022
>>757020
There's a lot of weird, gross things at work here, man.
>>757013
whoops
Are you... interested in her?
No.757023
>>757020
Friend I don't like being talkative.
We must do something.
No.757025
>>757021
>a little puffed
Part one, huh?
No.757026
>>757025
The Gashadokuro!
>points to the giant skeleton with one hand while continuing to parry with the other
No.757027
>>757022
I don't think I'm a man right now, but Kavacha is still on underneath so I can't check for sure.
>um
Why is Uwashimakaru a man?
>>757023
Then I will use my winning move.
Because what we need to do right now is win against this situation.
>[ B R A H M A S T R A ]
>...
Oh, friend you have a little lightbulb here.
>touch
>KARNA WA SHOCK
>MANcer get
No.757028
>>757027
>
>blink
I feel funny.
No.757029
>>757024
Oh, thank Lugh. Forget I said anything. Thought I saw something else other than bloodlust in your eyes.
>>757027
There are a lot of similar questions that I want answered, believe me. Like how the hell you just changed back.
No.757030
>>757028
>cupping his chin
>[Scanning...]
>...
>...
>!
You look funny too.
>>757029
It's not good to question the will of the gods, Lancer. They know what's right.
>nodnod
Siegfried had a lightbub. See?
No.757031
>>757029
>bonks Cu with a spear
Fool.
No.757032
>>757026
>glances over
I see. Then you're the final part, right?
No.757033
>>757030
I look funny?
>looks down
>blink
Why is there a pocket on my chest.
No.757034
>>757030
Lightbulb? The hell does a lightbulb do something like that?
>>757031
Ow! I don't remember the last time you ever looked at a lady with interest.
No.757035
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>>757032
That's right!
>fan tucked away
No.757036
>>757033
>finger held up
>instructor tone
I know this one. Those are called breasts.
Women have them, and chickens too but when that happens you call them tenders.
I'm not sure what the pocket's called.
>>757034
>puzzled
I think you're overthinking things. Here.
>tosses the bulb
You shouldn't tease voivode. He doesn't like it.
No.757037
>>757034
>let's not mention Carmilla
>or Nero
It never happened.
No.757038
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>>757036
I'm hungry now.
>poink
No.757039
>>757038
Lightbulb...pocket...
Hotpockets.
Friend, we need to get Hotpockets.
No.757040
>>757039
>LIZARD PUPILS
Let's rock.
No.757041
>>757040
>FLAME ON
Hop on wizard's staff, and let's gallop to Knobwarts.
>...
Jinako writes very weird things.
No.757042
>>757035
Then I suppose it should be alright to indulge mys-
>
No.757043
>>757041
What's a "knobwarts"?
No.757044
>>757042
That doesn't look good. Raidou, what should I do?
No.757045
>>757042
>Discernment of the Poor
>?
Worms...
>>757043
We should ask the Hotpocket people.
Also we need to find the Hotpocket people.
No.757046
>>757036
>catches the bulb on bolg
I really don't want to touch or break it, thanks.
>gently puts it on a table
>>757037
Heh, sure sure.
>>757042
Whoa Izzy!
>rushes over
You alright, girly?
No.757047
>>757042
>>757044
???
>>757046
This isn't normal, is it.
No.757048
>>757045
>Yellow Pages out
Okay.
No.757049
>>757044
>>757045
>>757046
>hobbles up
>leaning on Cu
Nothing out of the ordinary. But I think I've over-exerted myself for today.
No.757050
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>>757046
>[grumpy old man noises]
No.757051
>>757046
>blink
He grew wings on his suit.
>>757048
Look up the lightbulb store too.
Because I think that's where ideas come from.
>glances over
>on the sex-hotline number
>LASER SPACE
Oh...
>>757049
Like the other worm woman. But not as mean.
>nodnod
No.757052
>>757049
You pass in any case.
No.757053
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>>757051
I see. Idea shop...
>blasted
>chibi again
No.757054
>>757047
Kind of an infrequent thing. She doesn't go this hard normally. It happens when we're sparring sometimes.
>>757049
You wanna head home then? We can't have both you and I out of commission at the same time.
>>757050
It's a part of being a man, cheer up.
>>757051
I'm just glad I didn't grow tits or something.
No.757055
>>757053
>!
It changes pure things.
Friend do you know what this means.
>>757054
Lancer hold still, I have to test something.
>incoming
No.757056
>sniffing around the garbage
No.757057
>>757054
It's pointless.
>tfw Run Ru ded
No.757058
>>757051
>uh
I'm not sure what that means, but thank you.
>>757052
>deep bow
I have to thank you. It was a liberating experience.
>>757054
I will. Don't tell the others about this.
No.757059
>>757055
Dude what the fu-
>pop
WHY?!
>>757057
Also part of the masculine experience. You gotta bounce back!
No.757060
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>>757059
I'd be an unfaithful widow.
No.757061
>>757058
Come find us again sometime, it was fun.
No.757062
>>757059
I had to make sure.
>beat passes
"Bounce back"
>>757060
A boy widow is called a widower.
No.757063
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>>757062
I see.
>
There.
>Lady Vlad
>Shapeshifting E baby
No.757064
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>>757061
>nods
If you find yourself in Nagatsuki City, come to the mansion on the top of the hill, you'll be welcomed warmly.
>steps out
No.757066
>>757060
You don't gotta be stuffy like that. Though Emer's probably going to kick my ass when I pass on and see her again.
>>757062
Oh fuck off with that. Now I gotta go find the runes to change back.
>>757064
Oi! Wait up!
>jiggles on after
No.757067
>>757066
...
>Karna's log
>Brahmastra makes people bouncy
>I am confused and hungrry